Blue Laser Commander - Revision history

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: 2 Part Episode → Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode

2022-10-30T04:28:26Z

autoreplace: 2 Part Episode → Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"
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	The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].		The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].

-	According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[wikipedia:Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].	+	According to the Toon [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[wikipedia:Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].

	==Filmography==		==Filmography==

Bleu Ninja: GI Joe cleanup. BLC's face isn't hardly covered at all compared to how much Cobra Commander's is so I cut that out.

2022-02-16T03:17:20Z

GI Joe cleanup. BLC's face isn't hardly covered at all compared to how much Cobra Commander's is so I cut that out.

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	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

-	Blue Laser Commander is a parody of ~~[[Wikipedia:Cobra Commander~~\|Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos ~~are a takeoff of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe~~\|G.I.Joe]]), ~~especially~~ the following traits:	+	Blue Laser Commander is a parody of {{w\|Cobra Commander}} (as the Cheat Commandos series parodies {{w\|G.I. Joe}}), in particular the following traits:
-	*~~His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish~~	+	*A uniform similar to that of his henchmen, but with additional distinguishing elements
-	*His uniform ~~that is~~ similar to ~~yet distinct from~~ his henchmen	+	*A distinctive, screechy voice
-	*~~His~~ screechy voice	+	*Volatile, psychotic temperament
-	*~~His volatile~~, psychotic temperament	+

	According to one [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-02\|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits\|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.		According to one [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-02\|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits\|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.

RickTommy: rv per revision 747170

2020-10-10T01:50:52Z

rv per revision 747170

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization~~, and the main '''antagonist''' of the series~~. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

83.176.181.100: antagonism

2020-10-09T13:30:00Z

antagonism

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization, and the main '''antagonist''' of the series. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

RickTommy at 20:54, 20 February 2017

2017-02-20T20:54:37Z

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	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.		The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

-	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"	+	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

	Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Cobra Commander\|Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe\|G.I.Joe]]), especially the following traits:		Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Cobra Commander\|Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe\|G.I.Joe]]), especially the following traits:
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	The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].		The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].

-	According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is Slovenian.	+	According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[wikipedia:Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].

	==Filmography==		==Filmography==

Lira: It's always bothered me that we call him "Blue Laser Commander" when 29 out of 30 times he's just called "Blue Laser". We could at least note that.

2017-02-18T19:38:50Z

It's always bothered me that we call him "Blue Laser Commander" when 29 out of 30 times he's just called "Blue Laser". We could at least note that.

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

101.160.13.219 at 21:59, 14 October 2016

2016-10-14T21:59:40Z

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited ~~the [[Cheat Commandos]]~~ to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

Lira: undid revision 761172; You've already been reverted for that. And the "questionable" link makes no sense.

2016-10-14T19:15:23Z

undid revision 761172; You've already been reverted for that. And the "questionable" link makes no sense.

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the ~~main antagonist of the [[Cheat Commandos]] series, and the leader of~~ [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. ~~He is the archenemy of~~ the Cheat Commandos. (Despite this, he still invited ~~them~~ to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, ~~but they always fail because they are all too [[questionable]]~~. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited the [[Cheat Commandos]] to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

108.66.213.251 at 18:15, 14 October 2016

2016-10-14T18:15:30Z

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the ~~evil mastermind behind~~ [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. ~~His sworn enemies are~~ the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited ~~the [[Cheat Commandos]]~~ to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, ~~to no avail~~. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the main antagonist of the [[Cheat Commandos]] series, and the leader of [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. He is the archenemy of the Cheat Commandos. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, but they always fail because they are all too [[questionable]]. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

Defender1031: better before. We don't need to use the words "protagonist" or "antagonist" in every bio.

2015-05-07T10:04:30Z

better before. We don't need to use the words "protagonist" or "antagonist" in every bio.

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]] ~~and the main antagonist of the [[Cheat Commandos]] series~~. His sworn enemies are the Cheat Commandos. (Despite this, he still invited the [[Cheat Commandos]] to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited the [[Cheat Commandos]] to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"
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	The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].		The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].

-	According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[wikipedia:Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].	+	According to the Toon [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[wikipedia:Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].

	==Filmography==		==Filmography==

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization~~, and the main '''antagonist''' of the series~~. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization, and the main '''antagonist''' of the series. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

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-	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited ~~the [[Cheat Commandos]]~~ to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.	+	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"