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DorianGray: /* Post-Flash Transition (2018-2020) */ Article/subject agreement

2025-11-30T20:25:42Z

Post-Flash Transition (2018-2020): Article/subject agreement

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	On July 17, 2018, an unfinished redesigned version was revealed at [[newhr:\|new.homestarrunner.com]]. This re-imagined index page featured an embedded YouTube player, with drop-down menus for playlists and episodes. However, it was given little attention and few to no updates after its unveiling, later officially referred to as abandoned.		On July 17, 2018, an unfinished redesigned version was revealed at [[newhr:\|new.homestarrunner.com]]. This re-imagined index page featured an embedded YouTube player, with drop-down menus for playlists and episodes. However, it was given little attention and few to no updates after its unveiling, later officially referred to as abandoned.

-	On December 31, 2020, the page was replaced by a white screen with an static image of [[Sticklyman]] shoveling pudding with the Homestar Runner logo, stating that the site was "way under construction" and "might [[be's]] down and/or weird for a bit". Soon after, [[Post-Flash Site Update\|the website was updated]], and the page was upgraded to the current version.	+	On December 31, 2020, the page was replaced by a white screen with a static image of [[Sticklyman]] shoveling pudding with the Homestar Runner logo, stating that the site was "way under construction" and "might [[be's]] down and/or weird for a bit". Soon after, [[Post-Flash Site Update\|the website was updated]], and the page was upgraded to the current version.

	<gallery>		<gallery>

Baldem1990 at 20:20, 30 November 2025

2025-11-30T20:20:14Z

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Easter Eggs */ I just found out about this (already knew about the characters showing up on the left side) and i checked this multiple times

2025-10-28T01:01:12Z

Easter Eggs: I just found out about this (already knew about the characters showing up on the left side) and i checked this multiple times

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	*On April 16, 2025, the Index Page was updated with the text "celebrating 25 dot coms".		*On April 16, 2025, the Index Page was updated with the text "celebrating 25 dot coms".
-	**Clicking on the words will cause Homestar to say "dot com" and a ".com" will appear. Each time the words are clicked, another ".com" will appear. At the ~~25th~~ click, a final ".com" will fill the screen, and then they will all fade away.	+	**Clicking on the words will cause Homestar to say "dot com" and a ".com" will appear. Each time the words are clicked, another ".com" will appear. At the 26th click, a final ".com" will fill the screen, and then they will all fade away.
	**Clicking on each pop-up character will cause the character to say a line:		**Clicking on each pop-up character will cause the character to say a line:
	***'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises that resemble "dot com"}''		***'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises that resemble "dot com"}''

68.252.5.237: /* Easter Eggs */

2025-09-23T02:13:57Z

Easter Eggs

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	**'''STRONG SAD:''' Leave me alone!		**'''STRONG SAD:''' Leave me alone!
	**'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''		**'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
-	**'''MARZIPAN:''' Lookin' pretty good!	+	**'''MARZIPAN:''' Lookin' pretty good! (line taken directly from [[The Luau]])
	**'''COACH Z:''' This is a great worbsite!		**'''COACH Z:''' This is a great worbsite!
	**'''BUBS:''' That's five dollars a click!		**'''BUBS:''' That's five dollars a click!

Bleu Ninja: shuffle around where opening line(s) break

2025-06-16T22:52:31Z

shuffle around where opening line(s) break

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-	~~{{redirects\|Welcome}} {{for\|misspelling\|Unusual Greetings#Weclome}}~~
	{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}		{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}
	[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]		[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]
		+	{{redirects\|Welcome}} {{for\|misspelling\|Unusual Greetings#Weclome}}
	The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages\|main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.		The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages\|main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.

Stux: undo revision 836811; oops! nevermind, I didn't read the first part properly.

2025-04-19T15:13:16Z

undo revision 836811; oops! nevermind, I didn't read the first part properly.

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	***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''		***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
	***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.		***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.
-	**Note that clicking the space where characters appear will cause a new character to pop up.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

Stux: /* Easter Eggs */ Noticed this while playing around with the dot coms.

2025-04-19T15:09:17Z

Easter Eggs: Noticed this while playing around with the dot coms.

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	***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''		***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
	***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.		***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.
		+	**Note that clicking the space where characters appear will cause a new character to pop up.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

It's dot com: /* Easter Eggs */ fix "25 dot coms" section and add individual lines

2025-04-17T05:20:11Z

Easter Eggs: fix "25 dot coms" section and add individual lines

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	== Easter Eggs ==		== Easter Eggs ==
-	*Characters will occasionally peek in from the left, and will say a line when clicked. Clicking near the left side of the screen will also make a character show up.	+	*Characters will occasionally peek in from the left, and will say a line when clicked. Clicking near the left side of the screen or on Homestar or Strong Bad will also make a character show up.
	**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''		**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
	**'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!		**'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!
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	**'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm a real batch export!		**'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm a real batch export!

-	*On April 16, 2025, the Index Page was updated with the text "~~Celebrating~~ 25 dot coms".	+	*On April 16, 2025, the Index Page was updated with the text "celebrating 25 dot coms".
-	**Clicking on ~~each pop-up character will cause~~ the ~~character to say "dot com".~~	+	**Clicking on the words will cause Homestar to say "dot com" and a ".com" will appear. Each time the words are clicked, another ".com" will appear. At the 25th click, a final ".com" will fill the screen, and then they will all fade away.
-	**Clicking on the moon will cause Homestar to say "dot com" and a .com will appear. Each time the ~~moon is~~ clicked, another .com will appear. At the 25th click, a final .com will fill the screen, and then ~~all the .coms~~ will fade away.	+	**Clicking on each pop-up character will cause the character to say a line:
		+	***'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises that resemble "dot com"}''
		+	***'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!
		+	***'''STRONG SAD:''' Dooot cooom.
		+	***'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
		+	***'''MARZIPAN:''' Dot com!
		+	***'''COACH Z:''' Dort corm!
		+	***'''BUBS:''' Dot com.
		+	***'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Dot com.
		+	***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
		+	***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

68.37.38.51: /* Easter Eggs */ Index Page updated for the anniversary occasion!

2025-04-17T04:08:51Z

Easter Eggs: Index Page updated for the anniversary occasion!

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	**'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''		**'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
	**'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm a real batch export!		**'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm a real batch export!
		+
		+	*On April 16, 2025, the Index Page was updated with the text "Celebrating 25 dot coms".
		+	**Clicking on each pop-up character will cause the character to say "dot com".
		+	**Clicking on the moon will cause Homestar to say "dot com" and a .com will appear. Each time the moon is clicked, another .com will appear. At the 25th click, a final .com will fill the screen, and then all the .coms will fade away.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

RickTommy at 12:29, 30 June 2024

2024-06-30T12:29:15Z

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	{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}		{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}
	[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]		[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]
-	The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.	+	The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages\|main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, {{Film\|The Cheat}}, {{Film\|Strong Mad}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}, {{Film\|Pom Pom}}, {{Film\|Marzipan}}, {{Film\|Coach Z}}, {{Film\|Bubs}}, {{Film\|The King of Town}}, {{Film\|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film\|Homsar}}, {{Film\|Trogdor}} (Trogday 2008), {{Film\|Sticklyman}} (December 31, 2020)		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, {{Film\|The Cheat}}, {{Film\|Strong Mad}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}, {{Film\|Pom Pom}}, {{Film\|Marzipan}}, {{Film\|Coach Z}}, {{Film\|Bubs}}, {{Film\|The King of Town}}, {{Film\|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film\|Homsar}}, {{Film\|Trogdor}} (Trogday 2008), {{Film\|Sticklyman}} (December 31, 2020)
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	===Yellow Index Page (2003-2020)===		===Yellow Index Page (2003-2020)===
	[[Image:Intro decision page.png\|thumb\|220px\|Everybody! Everybody!]]		[[Image:Intro decision page.png\|thumb\|220px\|Everybody! Everybody!]]
-	The first index page (created ''ca.'' June 10, 2003) featured [[Homestar Runner]], silently standing still but blinking, in front of a golden backdrop with the text "homestarrunner.com" tiled behind him at varying opacity. Homestar was accompanied by two options: "come on in" {{--}} leading to a random [[main page]] {{--}} and "watch intro" {{--}} playing [[Old New Intro\|the introduction animation]] and then automatically redirecting to a random main page. The [[navbar]] was also visible, allowing visitors to bypass the two options and directly navigate to a specific subsection of the site.	+	The first index page (created ''ca.'' June 10, 2003) featured [[Homestar Runner]], silently standing still but blinking, in front of a golden backdrop with the text "homestarrunner.com" tiled behind him at varying opacity. Homestar was accompanied by two options: "come on in" {{--}} leading to a random [[Main Pages\|main page]] {{--}} and "watch intro" {{--}} playing [[Old New Intro\|the introduction animation]] and then automatically redirecting to a random main page. The [[navbar]] was also visible, allowing visitors to bypass the two options and directly navigate to a specific subsection of the site.

	"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20\|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14\|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.		"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20\|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14\|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.

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-	~~{{redirects\|Welcome}} {{for\|misspelling\|Unusual Greetings#Weclome}}~~
	{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}		{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}
	[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]		[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]
		+	{{redirects\|Welcome}} {{for\|misspelling\|Unusual Greetings#Weclome}}
	The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages\|main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.		The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages\|main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.

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	{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}		{{watchtoon\|\|view\|HR}}
	[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]		[[File:NewIndexPage.png\|thumb\|220px\|Come on in here!]]
-	The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.	+	The '''{{w\|Web server directory index\|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages\|main page]], [[Index Page Messages\|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, {{Film\|The Cheat}}, {{Film\|Strong Mad}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}, {{Film\|Pom Pom}}, {{Film\|Marzipan}}, {{Film\|Coach Z}}, {{Film\|Bubs}}, {{Film\|The King of Town}}, {{Film\|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film\|Homsar}}, {{Film\|Trogdor}} (Trogday 2008), {{Film\|Sticklyman}} (December 31, 2020)		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, {{Film\|The Cheat}}, {{Film\|Strong Mad}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}, {{Film\|Pom Pom}}, {{Film\|Marzipan}}, {{Film\|Coach Z}}, {{Film\|Bubs}}, {{Film\|The King of Town}}, {{Film\|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film\|Homsar}}, {{Film\|Trogdor}} (Trogday 2008), {{Film\|Sticklyman}} (December 31, 2020)
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	===Yellow Index Page (2003-2020)===		===Yellow Index Page (2003-2020)===
	[[Image:Intro decision page.png\|thumb\|220px\|Everybody! Everybody!]]		[[Image:Intro decision page.png\|thumb\|220px\|Everybody! Everybody!]]
-	The first index page (created ''ca.'' June 10, 2003) featured [[Homestar Runner]], silently standing still but blinking, in front of a golden backdrop with the text "homestarrunner.com" tiled behind him at varying opacity. Homestar was accompanied by two options: "come on in" {{--}} leading to a random [[main page]] {{--}} and "watch intro" {{--}} playing [[Old New Intro\|the introduction animation]] and then automatically redirecting to a random main page. The [[navbar]] was also visible, allowing visitors to bypass the two options and directly navigate to a specific subsection of the site.	+	The first index page (created ''ca.'' June 10, 2003) featured [[Homestar Runner]], silently standing still but blinking, in front of a golden backdrop with the text "homestarrunner.com" tiled behind him at varying opacity. Homestar was accompanied by two options: "come on in" {{--}} leading to a random [[Main Pages\|main page]] {{--}} and "watch intro" {{--}} playing [[Old New Intro\|the introduction animation]] and then automatically redirecting to a random main page. The [[navbar]] was also visible, allowing visitors to bypass the two options and directly navigate to a specific subsection of the site.

	"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20\|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14\|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.		"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20\|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14\|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.

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	"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20\|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14\|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.		"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20\|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14\|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.

-	Through 2005, the [[Ween Intro]] would play during the [[Halloween]] season.~~<!--when exactly was it in place?-->~~	+	Through fall 2005, the [[Ween Intro]] would play during the [[Halloween]] season.

	====April Fools' Day====		====April Fools' Day====
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	File:underconstruction02.png\|Domain reserved<br/>(2004)		File:underconstruction02.png\|Domain reserved<br/>(2004)
	File:Payplus.PNG\|New annual fee!<br/>(2005)		File:Payplus.PNG\|New annual fee!<br/>(2005)
-	Image:Intro decision page flipped.png\|Flip 'em Up Fran<br/>(2006)	+	Image:Intro decision page flipped.png\|Flip 'em up Fran<br/>(2006)
	Image:AprilFools2014.png\|Dilapidated index page (2014)		Image:AprilFools2014.png\|Dilapidated index page (2014)
	</gallery>		</gallery>
	====Trogday 08====		====Trogday 08====
-	[[Image:Trogdor Intro.png\|thumb\|Troggie ~~Turns~~ Five!]]	+	[[Image:Trogdor Intro.png\|thumb\|Troggie turns Five!]]
	On January 13, 2008, the index page featured a picture of [[Trogdor]] in the shape of the numeral 5 (referred to elsewhere [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_5dor\|as Five-dor]]) on a black background, to celebrate [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogdor's fifth birthday]]. The two text options appeared in all caps with exclamation points. This page remained up for a week, returning to normal on January 21.		On January 13, 2008, the index page featured a picture of [[Trogdor]] in the shape of the numeral 5 (referred to elsewhere [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_5dor\|as Five-dor]]) on a black background, to celebrate [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogdor's fifth birthday]]. The two text options appeared in all caps with exclamation points. This page remained up for a week, returning to normal on January 21.

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	On July 17, 2018, an unfinished redesigned version was revealed at [[newhr:\|new.homestarrunner.com]]. This re-imagined index page featured an embedded YouTube player, with drop-down menus for playlists and episodes. However, it was given little attention and few to no updates after its unveiling, later officially referred to as abandoned.		On July 17, 2018, an unfinished redesigned version was revealed at [[newhr:\|new.homestarrunner.com]]. This re-imagined index page featured an embedded YouTube player, with drop-down menus for playlists and episodes. However, it was given little attention and few to no updates after its unveiling, later officially referred to as abandoned.

-	On December 31, 2020, the page was replaced by a white screen with an image of [[Sticklyman]], stating that the site was "way under construction" and "might [[be's]] down and/or weird for a bit". Soon after, [[Post-Flash Site Update\|the website was updated]], and the page was upgraded to the current version.	+	On December 31, 2020, the page was replaced by a white screen with an static image of [[Sticklyman]] shoveling pudding with the Homestar Runner logo, stating that the site was "way under construction" and "might [[be's]] down and/or weird for a bit". Soon after, [[Post-Flash Site Update\|the website was updated]], and the page was upgraded to the current version.

	<gallery>		<gallery>
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	File:PAXIndexPage.png\|HTML footer<br/>(Mar {{-}} Apr 2018)		File:PAXIndexPage.png\|HTML footer<br/>(Mar {{-}} Apr 2018)
	File:IndexPageRedesign.png\|Abandoned redesign		File:IndexPageRedesign.png\|Abandoned redesign
-	File:underconstruction.jpg\|December 31, 2020	+	File:underconstruction.jpg\|December 31, 2020 while transitioning to Ruffle and HTML5
	</gallery>		</gallery>

	== Current Version (2021-Present) ==		== Current Version (2021-Present) ==
	''From "[[Post-Flash Site Update#Post-Flash Update Notice\|post-flash update!]]":''		''From "[[Post-Flash Site Update#Post-Flash Update Notice\|post-flash update!]]":''
-	<blockquote>The first thing you'll notice is that the landing page when you go to homestarrunner.com is very different. There are now useful things on here! Not just "watch intro!"</blockquote>	+	<blockquote>The first thing you'll notice is that the landing page when you go to homestarrunner.com is very different. There are now useful things on here! Not just "watch intro!".</blockquote>

-	The index page features [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]] standing in a stylized version of [[the ~~Field~~]], underneath "homestarrunner.com" written in large text. A blue ribbon reading "come on in" on the left leads to a random main page. On the right are two content blocks of auto-scrolling captioned images: "the latest [[style]]s", consisting of [[Index Page Messages\|messages about updates]], and "[[store]]", highlighting recent products at all three storefronts. A feed of [[@StrongBadActual]] tweets was featured alongside these two widgets; this was removed November 23, 2023.	+	The index page features [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]] standing in a stylized version of [[the field]], underneath "homestarrunner.com" written in large text in the typeface Bauhaus 93. A blue ribbon reading "come on in" on the left leads to a random main page. On the right are two content blocks of auto-scrolling captioned images: "the latest [[style]]s", consisting of [[Index Page Messages\|messages about updates]], and "[[store]]", highlighting recent products at all three storefronts. A feed of [[@StrongBadActual]] tweets was featured alongside these two widgets; this was removed November 23, 2023.

	The scene changes to reflect the time of day on the viewer's computer clock (in a manner similar to the old [[Store Thank You Messages]]):		The scene changes to reflect the time of day on the viewer's computer clock (in a manner similar to the old [[Store Thank You Messages]]):
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	== Easter Eggs ==		== Easter Eggs ==
-	*Characters will ~~occasionally~~ peek in from the left, and will say a line when clicked. Clicking near the left side of the screen or on Homestar or Strong Bad will also make a character show up.	+	*Characters will peek in from the left when clicking on Homestar or [[Strong Bad]] (or when time has passed), and will say a line when clicked. Clicking near the left side of the screen or on Homestar or Strong Bad will also make a character show up.
	**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''		**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
	**'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!		**'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!
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	***'''MARZIPAN:''' Dot com!		***'''MARZIPAN:''' Dot com!
	***'''COACH Z:''' Dort corm!		***'''COACH Z:''' Dort corm!
-	***'''BUBS:''' Dot com.	+	***'''BUBS:''' Dot com!
-	***'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Dot com.	+	***'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Dot com!
	***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''		***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
	***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.		***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.