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159.45.186.47: /* Senor Cardgage's Speech in Chronological Order */

2019-09-18T17:54:44Z

Senor Cardgage's Speech in Chronological Order

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	\| Email [[hremail3184]] (2009)		\| Email [[hremail3184]] (2009)
	\| In reply to Strong Bad's comments on the [[Female Lappy 486]]'s speech patterns.		\| In reply to Strong Bad's comments on the [[Female Lappy 486]]'s speech patterns.
-	\| Believes a steak sandwich to be his "comprooter", although it's possible he's just trying to score a meal. Adds "Beverly" in front of "clearly", and refers to Strong Bad as "Bathsheba".	+	\| Believes a steak sandwich to be his "comprooter", although it's possible he's just trying to score a meal. Adds "Beverly" instead of "very" in front of "clearly", and refers to Strong Bad as "Bathsheba".
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	\| "Hello, Chi Minh?"		\| "Hello, Chi Minh?"

StarFox at 19:37, 14 December 2018

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	\| [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] (2008)		\| [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] (2008)
	\| A greeting.		\| A greeting.
-	\| Refers to Homestar as "Presbyterian".	+	\| "Yo" instead of "you". Refers to Homestar as "Presbyterian".
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	\| "Panctice... Squad... Cutterback."		\| "Panctice... Squad... Cutterback."

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	\| He calls Strong Bad "Polenta" and references [[mashing]]. It is unclear how Cardgage expects Strong Bad to start recording on the air-freshener, but he seems to respond to him tapping it uncertainly.		\| He calls Strong Bad "Polenta" and references [[mashing]]. It is unclear how Cardgage expects Strong Bad to start recording on the air-freshener, but he seems to respond to him tapping it uncertainly.
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-	\| "Protuberances abound, ~~Legolith~~!"	+	\| "Protuberances abound, Regolith!"
	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)		\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
	\| A greeting/introduction for his character video.		\| A greeting/introduction for his character video.

StarFox at 04:44, 26 May 2018

2018-05-26T04:44:40Z

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	\| He calls Strong Bad "Polenta" and references [[mashing]]. It is unclear how Cardgage expects Strong Bad to start recording on the air-freshener, but he seems to respond to him tapping it uncertainly.		\| He calls Strong Bad "Polenta" and references [[mashing]]. It is unclear how Cardgage expects Strong Bad to start recording on the air-freshener, but he seems to respond to him tapping it uncertainly.
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-	\| "Protuberances abound, ~~Regolith~~!"	+	\| "Protuberances abound, Legolith!"
	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)		\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
	\| A greeting/introduction for his character video.		\| A greeting/introduction for his character video.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* Analysis and Summary */ more accurate

2017-08-22T20:43:45Z

Analysis and Summary: more accurate

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	== Analysis and Summary ==		== Analysis and Summary ==
-	Senor Cardgage's speech is strange. It is similar to [[Homsar]]'s in that it is very random. While Homsar's speech patterns are typically irrelevant to the situation, Senor Cardgage seems to be a little more aware of his surroundings. However, he still seems to have a loose grasp on the world around him, and an indirect way of communicating with others. Most of his statements are somewhat coherent and make a bit of sense in context, but using [[portmanteaus]], [[~~spoonerisms~~]], and other randomness to make his speech harder to understand. He commonly uses phrases that are "almost one word and not quite another", like "Excardon me." Almost all of his phrases have logical meanings that relate to the situation, despite mixing up his words frequently and making up new ones. It seems that he has steadily become less coherent over the years, as some of his earlier appearances were far more understandable. In later toons, his randomness has been exaggerated to the point where it even breaks the laws of physics, similar to [[Homsar#Homsar and the Laws of Physics\|Homsar's mysterious ways]].	+	Senor Cardgage's speech is strange. It is similar to [[Homsar]]'s in that it is very random. While Homsar's speech patterns are typically irrelevant to the situation, Senor Cardgage seems to be a little more aware of his surroundings. However, he still seems to have a loose grasp on the world around him, and an indirect way of communicating with others. Most of his statements are somewhat coherent and make a bit of sense in context, but using [[portmanteaus]], [[malapropisms]], and other randomness to make his speech harder to understand. He commonly uses phrases that are "almost one word and not quite another", like "Excardon me." Almost all of his phrases have logical meanings that relate to the situation, despite mixing up his words frequently and making up new ones. It seems that he has steadily become less coherent over the years, as some of his earlier appearances were far more understandable. In later toons, his randomness has been exaggerated to the point where it even breaks the laws of physics, similar to [[Homsar#Homsar and the Laws of Physics\|Homsar's mysterious ways]].

	===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===		===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* Analysis and Summary */ expanding

2017-08-17T06:02:39Z

Analysis and Summary: expanding

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	== Analysis and Summary ==		== Analysis and Summary ==
-	~~Weird guy~~. ~~Has~~ steadily become less coherent.	+	Senor Cardgage's speech is strange. It is similar to [[Homsar]]'s in that it is very random. While Homsar's speech patterns are typically irrelevant to the situation, Senor Cardgage seems to be a little more aware of his surroundings. However, he still seems to have a loose grasp on the world around him, and an indirect way of communicating with others. Most of his statements are somewhat coherent and make a bit of sense in context, but using [[portmanteaus]], [[spoonerisms]], and other randomness to make his speech harder to understand. He commonly uses phrases that are "almost one word and not quite another", like "Excardon me." Almost all of his phrases have logical meanings that relate to the situation, despite mixing up his words frequently and making up new ones. It seems that he has steadily become less coherent over the years, as some of his earlier appearances were far more understandable. In later toons, his randomness has been exaggerated to the point where it even breaks the laws of physics, similar to [[Homsar#Homsar and the Laws of Physics\|Homsar's mysterious ways]].
-	~~{{sectionstub}}~~	+

	===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===		===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===

Lira: Guess it's not necessarily basknetball, is it?

2017-08-16T21:29:18Z

Guess it's not necessarily basknetball, is it?

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	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)		\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
	\| To Coach Z in the [[gymnasium]], wearing the [[Team Kneepads]] uniform, as well as dead animals for kneepads.		\| To Coach Z in the [[gymnasium]], wearing the [[Team Kneepads]] uniform, as well as dead animals for kneepads.
-	\| He says "prude" instead of "put" and calls Coach Z "Couch Z" (which is turned into an Easter egg at the end). He is clearly wishing to be put into the ~~basketball~~ game, although he bungles the phrase "ready to play" into "Reggie Toupée". This, however, seems to be turned into a [[nickname]] for him, as evidenced by the announcer after Cardgage's line.	+	\| He says "prude" instead of "put" and calls Coach Z "Couch Z" (which is turned into an Easter egg at the end). He is clearly wishing to be put into the game, although he bungles the phrase "ready to play" into "Reggie Toupée". This, however, seems to be turned into a [[nickname]] for him, as evidenced by the announcer after Cardgage's line.
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	\| "No, I bronk my own."		\| "No, I bronk my own."

Lira: Some new Cardgageisms to overanalyze!

2017-08-16T21:20:52Z

Some new Cardgageisms to overanalyze!

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	\| "No, this steak samwich is Beverly clearly my comprooter, Bathsheba."		\| "No, this steak samwich is Beverly clearly my comprooter, Bathsheba."
-	\| [[hremail3184]] (2009)	+	\| Email [[hremail3184]] (2009)
	\| In reply to Strong Bad's comments on the [[Female Lappy 486]]'s speech patterns.		\| In reply to Strong Bad's comments on the [[Female Lappy 486]]'s speech patterns.
	\| Believes a steak sandwich to be his "comprooter", although it's possible he's just trying to score a meal. Adds "Beverly" in front of "clearly", and refers to Strong Bad as "Bathsheba".		\| Believes a steak sandwich to be his "comprooter", although it's possible he's just trying to score a meal. Adds "Beverly" in front of "clearly", and refers to Strong Bad as "Bathsheba".
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	\| Inviting Strong Bad to take some melty candy bars.		\| Inviting Strong Bad to take some melty candy bars.
	\| He says "money" instead of "many". The second sentence, while surprising and said with an odd inflection, is grammatical. It is unknown why Cardgage wants to call the police on Strong Bad.		\| He says "money" instead of "many". The second sentence, while surprising and said with an odd inflection, is grammatical. It is unknown why Cardgage wants to call the police on Strong Bad.
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		+	\| "Prude me in, Couch Z. I'm Reggie Toupée."
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| To Coach Z in the [[gymnasium]], wearing the [[Team Kneepads]] uniform, as well as dead animals for kneepads.
		+	\| He says "prude" instead of "put" and calls Coach Z "Couch Z" (which is turned into an Easter egg at the end). He is clearly wishing to be put into the basketball game, although he bungles the phrase "ready to play" into "Reggie Toupée". This, however, seems to be turned into a [[nickname]] for him, as evidenced by the announcer after Cardgage's line.
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		+	\| "No, I bronk my own."
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| Informing Strong Bad that he's brought his own video camera to record his character video— an old air-freshener.
		+	\| He says "bronk" instead of "brought". Otherwise fairly coherent, minus the obvious fact that he's proposing using an old key-lime-pie-scented air-freshener as a video camera.
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		+	\| "It's clearly state-of-the-arp."
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| Assuring Strong Bad of the quality of his "video camera".
		+	\| He says "arp" instead of "art". Again, otherwise coherent aside from still being convinced that an old air-freshener is a functional video camera.
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		+	\| "Mash play, Polenta."
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| Instructing Strong Bad to (somehow) start recording.
		+	\| He calls Strong Bad "Polenta" and references [[mashing]]. It is unclear how Cardgage expects Strong Bad to start recording on the air-freshener, but he seems to respond to him tapping it uncertainly.
		+	\|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
		+	\| "Protuberances abound, Regolith!"
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| A greeting/introduction for his character video.
		+	\| Cardgage lapses into his usual incoherent nonsense, a fitting start to his character video.
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		+	\| "I'm Seron Cardgage, the lead star from Characters Website! I'd like to pintroduce you to the Family Might/Could!"
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| Introducing himself to the viewers of his mysterious "Betaflop-D" character video.
		+	\| He mispronounces his own first name as "Seron", and possibly refers to [[homestarrunner.com]] as "Characters Website", believing himself to be the star of it. He then introduces (said as "pintroduces") the "Family Might/Could", a disturbing face drawn on his folds of skin; the reason behind the name is completely unknown. It is worth noting that the video seems to curse everyone who watches it for life.
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		+	\| "Hedge, Package Sirloin!"
		+	\| Email [[too cool]] (2017)
		+	\| Said in a high-pitched voice, presumably speaking as the "Family Might/Could".
		+	\| "Hedge" seems to be used as a variant of "hello", and he calls the viewers "Package Sirloin". While it is still unknown what the Family Might/Could is even supposed to be, it seems to be just as incoherent, if not more, than Senor Cardgage speaking as himself.
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	===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===		===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===
	*'''Strong Mad:''' ma'am		*'''Strong Mad:''' ma'am
-	*'''Strong Bad:''' ma'am, Ethel, Ms. America, Myrtlebeth, Elizagerth, Grendolyn, Bontilda, Bridget, Junior, Brethany, Jennifer, Israel, Angela, Bathsheba, Colindula	+	*'''Strong Bad:''' ma'am, Ethel, Ms. America, Myrtlebeth, Elizagerth, Grendolyn, Bontilda, Bridget, Junior, Brethany, Jennifer, Israel, Angela, Bathsheba, Colindula, Polenta
-	*'''Viewers:''' Belindas, Ms. Trela	+	*'''Viewers:''' Belindas, Ms. Trela, Regolith, Package Sirloin
	*'''Visor Robot:''' Valerie		*'''Visor Robot:''' Valerie
	*'''Wagon Fulla Pancakes:''' this little dog		*'''Wagon Fulla Pancakes:''' this little dog
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	*'''Strong Sad:''' Monteljohn, Helvetica		*'''Strong Sad:''' Monteljohn, Helvetica
	*'''Homestar Runner:''' Presbyterian, Hot Pooey		*'''Homestar Runner:''' Presbyterian, Hot Pooey
-	*'''Himself:''' Tremendous Savings (AKA T. Mendous Savings)	+	*'''Himself:''' Tremendous Savings (AKA T. Mendous Savings), Reggie Toupée, Seron Cardgage
	*'''A newspaper:''' recyclables		*'''A newspaper:''' recyclables
		+	*'''Coach Z:''' Couch Z

	==See Also==		==See Also==

StarFox at 00:10, 10 May 2017

2017-05-10T00:10:35Z

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	\| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] (2008)		\| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] (2008)
	\| In response to Strong Bad mentioning a "kidnapping", which takes place in his movie.		\| In response to Strong Bad mentioning a "kidnapping", which takes place in his movie.
-	\| Combines "mall" and "movies".	+	\| Combines "mall" and "movies". Uses "went" instead of "gone".
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	\| "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?"		\| "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?"

Lira: /* Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as */ This also too

2016-11-08T22:54:31Z

Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as: This also too

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	===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===		===Possible Section about the names he's referred people to ...as ===
	*'''Strong Mad:''' ma'am		*'''Strong Mad:''' ma'am
-	*'''Strong Bad:''' ma'am, Ethel, Ms. America, Myrtlebeth, Elizagerth, Grendolyn, Bontilda, Bridget, Junior, Brethany, Jennifer, Israel, Angela, Bathsheba	+	*'''Strong Bad:''' ma'am, Ethel, Ms. America, Myrtlebeth, Elizagerth, Grendolyn, Bontilda, Bridget, Junior, Brethany, Jennifer, Israel, Angela, Bathsheba, Colindula
	*'''Viewers:''' Belindas, Ms. Trela		*'''Viewers:''' Belindas, Ms. Trela
	*'''Visor Robot:''' Valerie		*'''Visor Robot:''' Valerie