User:The Chort - Revision history

DorianGray: Reverted edits by The cheergly one (Talk) to last revision by The Chort

2011-08-28T22:35:33Z

Reverted edits by The cheergly one (Talk) to last revision by The Chort

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	! Screenshot!! Category !! Title !! Why?		! Screenshot!! Category !! Title !! Why?
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-	\|[[Image:sbemail110.png\|75px]] \|\| [[Strong Bad Email]] \|\| [[for kids]] \|\| The [[Peasant's Quest]] opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it. ~~Whaddya Know, Haddi-m'n? is my FAVE!~~	+	\|[[Image:sbemail110.png\|75px]] \|\| [[Strong Bad Email]] \|\| [[for kids]] \|\| The [[Peasant's Quest]] opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
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	\|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png\|75px]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2\|Version 12.2]] \|\| The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!		\|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png\|75px]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2\|Version 12.2]] \|\| The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!

The cheergly one: /* Personal Favourites */

2011-08-28T22:30:21Z

Personal Favourites

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	\|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png\|75px]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2\|Version 12.2]] \|\| The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!		\|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png\|75px]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] \|\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2\|Version 12.2]] \|\| The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!

The Chort: You may not hear from me again until the summer, but I'll always be a H*R fan.

2010-04-01T16:31:38Z

You may not hear from me again until the summer, but I'll always be a H*R fan.

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	{{User:The Chort/toolbox}}		{{User:The Chort/toolbox}}

-	''This user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement ~~from~~ the ~~Homestar Runner Wiki~~. ~~For now, at least~~.''	+	''This Homestar Runner Wiki user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement for the moment. Hopefully I'll be back in the Summertimes...''

-	~~<blockquote>~~	+	''Keep it real,''<br>
-	''~~"I still alive!"~~''<br>	+	{{User:The Chort/sig}}
-	~~-[[Señor]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br>~~	+
-	</~~blockquote>~~	+

	==Introduction==		==Introduction==
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	==About Me==		==About Me==
-	All you need to know is that I'm young male who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22\|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges\|Recent Changes]] ~~ormaybe~~ proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I~~'ll~~ sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon, so I can add little details that ~~may~~ be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031\|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox\|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort\|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup\|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.	+	All you need to know is that I'm young male student who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22\|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges\|Recent Changes]] or maybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon step by step, so I can add any little details that might be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031\|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox\|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort\|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup\|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.

	==Stuff I Probably Did==		==Stuff I Probably Did==

The Chort: Dropping by to see what's up on April 1. How long has this been broken? Removing as can't be bothered to fix it.

2010-04-01T16:23:17Z

Dropping by to see what's up on April 1. How long has this been broken? Removing as can't be bothered to fix it.

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	*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.		*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.
	*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])		*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])
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-	~~<div style="background:url(/images/thumb/0/0b/Generic_Bottom_10.PNG/600px-Generic_Bottom_10.PNG); width: 600px; height: 432px; margin: 1em 0; position:relative">~~
-	~~<div style="position:absolute; left: 45px; top: 3px; width: 200px; height: 30px; font-weight: bold; color: yellow; font-size: 20px">The Chort's</div>~~
-	~~<div style="position:absolute; left: 20px; top: 130px; width: 580px; height: 282px; font-weight: bold; color: black">~~
-	~~1. Stupid Crap-For-Brains on the Internet who think it's funny to be as stupid/offensive/racist ect. as possible to other users. Such morons do not deserve to have Internet access at all.<br>~~
-	~~2. Hitting Save page and ''then'' thinking up something else to add to the article. <br>~~
-	~~3. UNIVERSITY WORKLOAD!!!<br>~~
-	~~4. Hearing the word "Aluminium" pronounced as "Aluminum".<br>~~
-	~~5. Um... not penguins.<br>~~
-	~~6. Computers which crash, run slowly or just randomly malfunction.<br>~~
-	~~7. Forgetting to click Show preview.<br>~~
-	~~8. Accidently mashing Insert instead of Delete, Caps instead of Shift ect.<br>~~
-	~~9. Bad spelling/grammer/English.<br>~~
-	~~10. Coughing.<br>~~
-	~~</div></div>~~

	==Personal Favourites==		==Personal Favourites==

The Chort: Too busy to go on here anymore.

2009-11-19T19:26:36Z

Too busy to go on here anymore.

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		+	''This user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement from the Homestar Runner Wiki. For now, at least.''

	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
	''"I still alive!"''<br>		''"I still alive!"''<br>
	-[[Señor]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br>		-[[Señor]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br>
-	~~<br>~~
-	~~Did you guys even realise that I disappeared for exactly month?~~
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>

The Chort: /* About Me */ updating...

2009-11-06T23:59:30Z

About Me: updating...

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	==About Me==		==About Me==
-	All you need to know is that I'm male~~, a teenager and live~~ in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22\|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). You'll probably ~~find~~ me either ~~hanging round~~ [[Special:Recentchanges\|Recent Changes]]~~, checking out all the edits, or proofchecking~~ articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality ~~and~~ malfunctioning code. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, ~~if I have the time~~ I'll go through the transcript and compare it with the actual toon so I can add little details that may be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. ~~Quite recently,~~ I~~'ve become~~ addicted to cleaning up ~~the~~ image summaries, ~~a habit which I entirely blame~~ [[User:DeFender1031\|DeFender1031]] ~~for~~. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox\|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort\|click here]] and ~~I guarantee~~ you'll ~~be hit with~~ the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup\|Image Summary Cleanup]]" ~~repeatedly~~.	+	All you need to know is that I'm young male who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22\|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges\|Recent Changes]] ormaybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I'll sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon, so I can add little details that may be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031\|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox\|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort\|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup\|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.

	==Stuff I Probably Did==		==Stuff I Probably Did==

The Chort: /* Stuff I Probably Did */ updating

2009-11-06T23:54:44Z

Stuff I Probably Did: updating

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	1. Stupid Crap-For-Brains on the Internet who think it's funny to be as stupid/offensive/racist ect. as possible to other users. Such morons do not deserve to have Internet access at all.<br>		1. Stupid Crap-For-Brains on the Internet who think it's funny to be as stupid/offensive/racist ect. as possible to other users. Such morons do not deserve to have Internet access at all.<br>
	2. Hitting Save page and ''then'' thinking up something else to add to the article. <br>		2. Hitting Save page and ''then'' thinking up something else to add to the article. <br>
-	3. ~~My lack of laptop.~~<br>	+	3. UNIVERSITY WORKLOAD!!!<br>
	4. Hearing the word "Aluminium" pronounced as "Aluminum".<br>		4. Hearing the word "Aluminium" pronounced as "Aluminum".<br>
	5. Um... not penguins.<br>		5. Um... not penguins.<br>
-	6. Computers which crash or run ~~unacceptably~~ slowly.<br>	+	6. Computers which crash, run slowly or just randomly malfunction.<br>
	7. Forgetting to click Show preview.<br>		7. Forgetting to click Show preview.<br>
-	8. Accidently mashing Insert instead of Delete ~~(and vice versa)~~.<br>	+	8. Accidently mashing Insert instead of Delete, Caps instead of Shift ect.<br>
	9. Bad spelling/grammer/English.<br>		9. Bad spelling/grammer/English.<br>
-	10. ~~Telephones and mobile phones~~.<br>	+	10. Coughing.<br>
	</div></div>		</div></div>

The Chort: I'm back! Did you miss me? Or even realise I was away?

2009-11-06T23:52:46Z

I'm back! Did you miss me? Or even realise I was away?

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	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
-	~~{{#switch:{{#rand:1\|10}}~~	+	''"I still alive!"''<br>
-	~~\| 1 =~~ ''~~What do~~ I ~~think of [[Strong Bad]], huh? Oh, I'll '''tell''' you what I think of Strong Bad~~!''	+	-[[Señor]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br>
-	~~\| 2 = ''I'm the guy that keeps reverting your edits. Sorry about that.''~~	+	<br>
-	~~\| 3 = ''I'm the guy that keeps flooding Recent Changes. Sorry about that.''~~	+	Did you guys even realise that I disappeared for exactly month?
-	~~\| 4 = ''I really hope this random quote thing I've set up on my userpage works.''~~	+
-	~~\| 5 = ''Oh, if I hear you call that article a~~ [[~~HRWiki:Spoons\|spoon~~]] ~~one more time~~, ~~I swear...''~~	+
-	~~\| 6 = ''Hey! Leave~~ [[~~C'mon! It's FOG!~~]] ~~alone! What did it ever do to you?''~~	+
-	~~\| 7 = ''So... many... image... summaries... to... clean up...''~~	+
-	~~\| 8 = ''WHAT DID~~ I ~~SAY~~?~~! WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO DO?! GOOD GRAMMAR!! I COME ON THE WIKI AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS!!''~~	+
-	~~\| 9 = ''Yah guys! Maybe make some edit!''~~	+
-	~~\| 10 = ''1337?! WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT?!''~~	+
-	}}	+
-	~~:— <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>~~	+
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>

The Chort: /* Introduction */ Yes... it's all coming back to me...

2009-10-04T12:56:22Z

Introduction: Yes... it's all coming back to me...

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	==Introduction==		==Introduction==
-	Hello, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I do not look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor do I make a habit of talking like [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another "Game Over" on ~~Peasant's Quest~~, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome [[Trogdor]] guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching [[dragon\|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "''Okaaay... why is there an [[Strong Bad Email\|email show]] presented by some [[Strong Bad\|mexican westling guy]] on the Internet?''" So I had a look at the [[FAQ]] to find out what the history and background to the site was~~. But~~ I ~~got characteristically sidetracked~~ and learnt ~~instead~~ that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the [[Main Page\|HRWiki!]] Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.	+	Hello, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I do not look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor do I make a habit of talking like [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another Game Over on TROGDOR!, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome [[Trogdor]] guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching [[dragon\|SBEmail #58, dragon]]. My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "''Okaaay... why is there an [[Strong Bad Email\|email show]] presented by some [[Strong Bad\|mexican westling guy]] on the Internet?''" So I had a look at the [[FAQ]] to find out what the history and background to the site was, for I was confused and felt lost. There, I learnt that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the [[Main Page\|HRWiki]]. That night, I lay in my bed, completely unable to sleep, for I knew that I had discovered something truly special that day. Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.

	As you can see, I didn't succeed.		As you can see, I didn't succeed.

The Chort: /* Stuff I Probably Did */ another contribution

2009-09-26T15:51:06Z

Stuff I Probably Did: another contribution

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	*Created [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals]].		*Created [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals]].
	*Created [[Poor Acting]].		*Created [[Poor Acting]].
		+	*Created [[Websites]].
	*Suggested and helped create [[Minor Video Games]]. I added the table!		*Suggested and helped create [[Minor Video Games]]. I added the table!
	*Cleaned up the incomplete, unorganised mess that was [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] and helped turn it into what eventually became a featured article. This is probably my proudest achievement on this wiki. :D		*Cleaned up the incomplete, unorganised mess that was [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] and helped turn it into what eventually became a featured article. This is probably my proudest achievement on this wiki. :D
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	*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.		*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.
	*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])		*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])
-	*Loads of stupid crap in [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]. These edits tend to be either parodies I've just thought up or funny images with silly captions.
-	*Started/took part in countless arguments on various talk pages over a range of trivial matters.
-	*Loads of other things that I can't remember right now.

	<div style="background:url(/images/thumb/0/0b/Generic_Bottom_10.PNG/600px-Generic_Bottom_10.PNG); width: 600px; height: 432px; margin: 1em 0; position:relative">		<div style="background:url(/images/thumb/0/0b/Generic_Bottom_10.PNG/600px-Generic_Bottom_10.PNG); width: 600px; height: 432px; margin: 1em 0; position:relative">