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The Knights Who Say Ni: and one comma that i didn't notice earlier.

2025-12-31T19:08:04Z

and one comma that i didn't notice earlier.

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... ''very'' yes!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... ''very'' yes!

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

	''{Strong Sad turns into the Strong Sad [[character card]] and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''		''{Strong Sad turns into the Strong Sad [[character card]] and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''

The Knights Who Say Ni: mostly rv and touching up

2025-12-31T19:05:32Z

mostly rv and touching up

Baldem1990 at 17:00, 31 December 2025

2025-12-31T17:00:33Z

Guybrush20X6: /* Fast Forward */

2025-04-20T16:20:01Z

Fast Forward

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	*On the HTML [[Index Page]] redesign, the sample email address in the mailing list sign-up is "EdgarJr@traindropper.com".		*On the HTML [[Index Page]] redesign, the sample email address in the mailing list sign-up is "EdgarJr@traindropper.com".
	*"Very Yes" appears as an option to nerf the King of Town's food dumbness in [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]].		*"Very Yes" appears as an option to nerf the King of Town's food dumbness in [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]].
		+	*The flagrant system error along with pop-ups of Homestar and Strong Bad appear in [[Back to a Website]].

	== DVD Version ==		== DVD Version ==

Keegster2: The O is uncapitalized on the Compy's screen.

2023-09-28T08:07:14Z

The O is uncapitalized on the Compy's screen.

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	<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br>		<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br>
	<br>		<br>
-	Computer ~~Over~~.<br>	+	Computer over.<br>
	Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>		Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

83.31.69.247 at 07:04, 28 September 2023

2023-09-28T07:04:23Z

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	<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br>		<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br>
	<br>		<br>
-	Computer ~~over~~.<br>	+	Computer Over.<br>
	Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>		Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

The Knights Who Say Ni: he opens his mouth and closes his eyes, but i don't think he's screaming

2023-06-25T21:51:41Z

he opens his mouth and closes his eyes, but i don't think he's screaming

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

-	''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists ~~as Homestar screams with him~~. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''	+	''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

	'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}		'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}

70.27.48.54 at 12:57, 25 June 2023

2023-06-25T12:57:26Z

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

-	''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''	+	''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists as Homestar screams with him. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

	'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}		'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}

Wolf O'Donnel: /* Goofs */

2023-05-06T08:14:15Z

Goofs

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	===Goofs===		===Goofs===
	*After Homestar grabs "downloads", "characters", and "games" from the bottom, "toons" is no longer clickable, unlike the other remaining links. Then, after all the links have disappeared, at the end of the email when everything else returns to normal, all the links are still missing.		*After Homestar grabs "downloads", "characters", and "games" from the bottom, "toons" is no longer clickable, unlike the other remaining links. Then, after all the links have disappeared, at the end of the email when everything else returns to normal, all the links are still missing.
-	*The fake QOD, fanstuff, and sketchbook stay on the screen until the ~~watcher of the email~~ gets rid of them, even after Bubs shotguns the Compy, and in the Easter eggs.	+	*The fake QOD, fanstuff, and sketchbook stay on the screen until the viewer gets rid of them, even after Bubs shotguns the Compy, and in the Easter eggs.

	===Fixed Glitches===		===Fixed Glitches===

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Remarks */ or → and

2023-02-04T19:39:05Z

Remarks: or → and

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	*In 2004, the year of the release of this email, only about [https://www.sophos.com/en-us/press-office/press-releases/2004/12/pr_uk_20041208yeartopten.aspx 100,000 known viruses] existed; well under the 423,827 that Edgar reports.		*In 2004, the year of the release of this email, only about [https://www.sophos.com/en-us/press-office/press-releases/2004/12/pr_uk_20041208yeartopten.aspx 100,000 known viruses] existed; well under the 423,827 that Edgar reports.
	*Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.		*Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.
-	*The letters that make up [[ASCII art]] Marzipan refer to parts of her body: "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress. Her mouth, however, is a hyphen when closed or an "O" when open.	+	*The letters that make up [[ASCII art]] Marzipan refer to parts of her body: "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress. Her mouth, however, is a hyphen when closed and an "O" when open.
	*Strong Bad says that Edgar from the [[Edgar#Edgarware\|Edgarware]] program is his "main man." However, he claims in "[[2 years]]" that his main man "is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde."		*Strong Bad says that Edgar from the [[Edgar#Edgarware\|Edgarware]] program is his "main man." However, he claims in "[[2 years]]" that his main man "is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde."
	*The reason the "making out with Marzipan" pop-up doesn't come up in the .swf, or Flash, version is because the information for the pop-up is stored in the HTML source code. All that the Flash file does is send a JavaScript command to the browser, opening the pop-up window.		*The reason the "making out with Marzipan" pop-up doesn't come up in the .swf, or Flash, version is because the information for the pop-up is stored in the HTML source code. All that the Flash file does is send a JavaScript command to the browser, opening the pop-up window.

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	''{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}''		''{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!

	''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''		''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''
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	by Edgar       c1982<br></blockquote>		by Edgar       c1982<br></blockquote>

-	''{Strong Bad ~~presses~~ enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''	+	''{Strong Bad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''

	<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Virus Protection<br>		<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Virus Protection<br>
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em...		'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em...

-	''{The computer ~~has a Windows 98 ding~~ and the following now appears on the screen:}''	+	''{The computer dings, and the following now appears on the screen:}''

	<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br>		<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br>
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	<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote>		<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote>

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed, panicking}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What'm I gonna do?!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed, panicking}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What am I gonna do?!

	''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup tune:}''		''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup tune:}''
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	Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>		Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' "Computer over"? "Virus = Very Yes"?! That's not a good prize!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' "Computer over"? "Virus equals Very Yes"?! That's not a good prize!

	''{The text and background on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''		''{The text and background on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.		'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His ~~lower~~ body starts walking away in place.}'' Did you get a virus?	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His body starts walking away in place.}'' Did you get a virus?

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''''RAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA–		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''''RAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA–

-	''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''	+	''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby, and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

	'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}		'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}
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	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''		'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''

-	''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his [[Yearbook Character Page]], which walks offscreen with Homsar's walking noise. Cut-off text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}''	+	''{Strong Mad turns into the M-shaped picture of himself from his [[Yearbook Character Page]], which walks offscreen with Homsar's walking noise. Cut-off text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}''

	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
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	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

-	''{Cut to the Homestar Runner website loading screen, which then slowly wipes to a black screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." The navbar disappears. Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with "TH" as the alt text), his legs are rendered as two overlapping red and blue anaglyphic layers, his ~~belly~~ is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be.}''	+	''{Cut to the Homestar Runner website loading screen, which then slowly wipes to a black screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." The navbar disappears. Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with "TH" as the alt text), his legs are rendered as two overlapping red and blue anaglyphic layers, his green stripe is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be.}''

	'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a ''million years'' ago.		'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a ''million years'' ago.
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	''{Cut to cloud scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''		''{Cut to cloud scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice, line from The Reddest Radish}'' ~~–with~~ Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice, line from The Reddest Radish}'' With Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition...

-	''{A gunshot and a ~~beeeow~~ sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field by The Stick.}''	+	''{A gunshot and a slight buzzing sound effect are heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field by The Stick.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.		'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, can I have my leg back now?		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, can I have my leg back now?

-	''{There is a long pause.}	+	''{There is a long pause.}''

	''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''		''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hysterical, ~~tearful and~~ crying tone}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}'' I ...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't relate''! ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and ''mix'' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hysterical, crying tone}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}'' I ...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't relate''! ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and ''mix'' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up!

	''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''		''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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	**Clicking the Quote of the Week button makes it bounce around the screen until it gets lodged at the top by its bottom corner. Clicking "Hear it" causes a pixelated broom to scroll vertically along the screen while making a loud distorted noise, and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. Unless the X is pressed, the quote box stays there for the rest of the email. When clicking the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen, while the links reappear. When viewing the Flash file, if "Don't TAPE it" is scrolled over, it changes to "Don't TAKE it!".		**Clicking the Quote of the Week button makes it bounce around the screen until it gets lodged at the top by its bottom corner. Clicking "Hear it" causes a pixelated broom to scroll vertically along the screen while making a loud distorted noise, and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. Unless the X is pressed, the quote box stays there for the rest of the email. When clicking the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen, while the links reappear. When viewing the Flash file, if "Don't TAPE it" is scrolled over, it changes to "Don't TAKE it!".
	**Clicking on the Sketchbook leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scrolling over it causes a green X to appear overtop. Clicking it again causes it to close.		**Clicking on the Sketchbook leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scrolling over it causes a green X to appear overtop. Clicking it again causes it to close.
-	**Clicking on Weekly Fanstuff leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space in the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill\|~~his~~ grill]]. The picture has many fractions at the bottom (which are actually the text "sticktoyourbooks" in the font [[Fonts#M\|MS Reference Specialty]]). Hovering the cursor over the misspelled "OCⓧSLE" instead of the close button causes the words 'A BOOK' to appear in green. Clicking on it causes the box to slide to the top and disappear.	+	**Clicking on Weekly Fanstuff leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space in the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill\|the King's grill]]. The picture has many fractions at the bottom (which are actually the text "sticktoyourbooks" in the font [[Fonts#M\|MS Reference Specialty]]). Hovering the cursor over the misspelled "OCⓧSLE" instead of the close button causes the words 'A BOOK' to appear in green. Clicking on it causes the box to slide to the top and disappear.
	*Clicking on the cog on the left at the end of the email shows the shotgunned Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"		*Clicking on the cog on the left at the end of the email shows the shotgunned Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"
	*Clicking on the fan on the right shows an excerpt of the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]] toon, but with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.		*Clicking on the fan on the right shows an excerpt of the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]] toon, but with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.

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	''{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}''		''{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted.

	''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''		''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''
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	by Edgar       c1982<br></blockquote>		by Edgar       c1982<br></blockquote>

-	''{Strong Bad ~~hits~~ enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''	+	''{Strong Bad presses enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''

	<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Virus Protection<br>		<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Virus Protection<br>
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em...		'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em...

-	''{The computer ~~dings~~ and the following now appears on the screen:}''	+	''{The computer has a Windows 98 ding and the following now appears on the screen:}''

	<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br>		<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br>
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	<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote>		<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote>

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What'm I gonna do?!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed, panicking}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What'm I gonna do?!

-	''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup ~~beep~~:}''	+	''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup tune:}''

	<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br>		<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br>
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	Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>		Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus ~~equals very yes~~?! That's not a good prize!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' "Computer over"? "Virus = Very Yes"?! That's not a good prize!

	''{The text and background on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''		''{The text and background on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!		'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!

-	''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''	+	''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk. The rug has a dark spot and letters on it.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy... just peed my carpet.		'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy... just peed my carpet.
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	'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?		'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?

-	''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text.}''	+	''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text. Static sounds are heard coming from the Main Page.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.		'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... ''very'' yes!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... ''very'' yes!

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

	''{Strong Sad turns into the Strong Sad [[character card]] and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''		''{Strong Sad turns into the Strong Sad [[character card]] and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' What the...? Whoa! ''{shivers}'' It's cold out here.		'''STRONG BAD:''' What the...? Whoa! ''{shivers}'' It's cold out here.

-	''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}''	+	''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left (with a slide whistle), causing him to still fall on blank space.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!		'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait! Stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

-	''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''	+	''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Homestar is pleased, Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists.}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''''RAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA–
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		+	''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

	'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}		'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever{{--}}
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	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

-	''{Cut to the Homestar Runner website loading screen, which then slowly wipes to a black screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." The navbar disappears. Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with "TH" as the alt text), his legs are rendered as two overlapping red and blue layers, his ~~midsection~~ is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be.}''	+	''{Cut to the Homestar Runner website loading screen, which then slowly wipes to a black screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." The navbar disappears. Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with "TH" as the alt text), his legs are rendered as two overlapping red and blue anaglyphic layers, his belly is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be.}''

	'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a ''million years'' ago.		'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a ''million years'' ago.

-	''{Cut to cloud scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''	+	''{Cut to cloud scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' ~~With~~ Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice, line from The Reddest Radish}'' –with Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition...

-	''{~~An explosion~~ sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field by The Stick.}''	+	''{A gunshot and a beeeow sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field by The Stick.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.		'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.
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	'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.		'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{more shaken than ever}'' YOU MURDERER!! You killed my brother! ''{~~nearly sobbing~~}'' I mean, computer!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{more shaken than ever}'' YOU MURDERER!! You killed my brother! ''{sad tone}'' I mean, computer!

-	'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, ''{~~zoom in on~~ Bubs}'' my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.	+	'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, ''{medium shot of Bubs}'' my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.

	'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!		'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!
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	''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''		''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hysterical}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}'' I ...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't relate''! ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and ''mix'' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hysterical, tearful and crying tone}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}'' I ...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't relate''! ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and ''mix'' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up!

	''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''		''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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	**Clicking the Quote of the Week button makes it bounce around the screen until it gets lodged at the top by its bottom corner. Clicking "Hear it" causes a pixelated broom to scroll vertically along the screen while making a loud distorted noise, and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. Unless the X is pressed, the quote box stays there for the rest of the email. When clicking the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen, while the links reappear. When viewing the Flash file, if "Don't TAPE it" is scrolled over, it changes to "Don't TAKE it!".		**Clicking the Quote of the Week button makes it bounce around the screen until it gets lodged at the top by its bottom corner. Clicking "Hear it" causes a pixelated broom to scroll vertically along the screen while making a loud distorted noise, and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. Unless the X is pressed, the quote box stays there for the rest of the email. When clicking the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen, while the links reappear. When viewing the Flash file, if "Don't TAPE it" is scrolled over, it changes to "Don't TAKE it!".
	**Clicking on the Sketchbook leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scrolling over it causes a green X to appear overtop. Clicking it again causes it to close.		**Clicking on the Sketchbook leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scrolling over it causes a green X to appear overtop. Clicking it again causes it to close.
-	**Clicking on Weekly Fanstuff leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space in the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill\|a grill]]. The picture has many fractions at the bottom (which are actually the text "sticktoyourbooks" in the font [[Fonts#M\|MS Reference Specialty]]). Hovering the cursor over the misspelled "OCⓧSLE" instead of the close button causes the words 'A BOOK' to appear in green. Clicking on it causes the box to slide to the top and disappear.	+	**Clicking on Weekly Fanstuff leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space in the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill\|his grill]]. The picture has many fractions at the bottom (which are actually the text "sticktoyourbooks" in the font [[Fonts#M\|MS Reference Specialty]]). Hovering the cursor over the misspelled "OCⓧSLE" instead of the close button causes the words 'A BOOK' to appear in green. Clicking on it causes the box to slide to the top and disappear.
	*Clicking on the cog on the left at the end of the email shows the shotgunned Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"		*Clicking on the cog on the left at the end of the email shows the shotgunned Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"
	*Clicking on the fan on the right shows an excerpt of the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]] toon, but with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.		*Clicking on the fan on the right shows an excerpt of the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]] toon, but with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.