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Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* DVD Version */ proofread, still no idea what he means by "my new ache"

2026-02-15T05:23:26Z

DVD Version: proofread, still no idea what he means by "my new ache"

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' That's my new Ache<!--?-->.		'''STRONG BAD:''' That's my new Ache<!--?-->.

-	'''MIKE:''' ~~Eh—~~	+	'''MIKE:''' Hey—

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' My new ~~Acheman<!--no idea what he's actually saying-->~~ impression.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' My new Aikman impression.

	'''MIKE:''' Hey, Strong Bad, we got Ryan in here. Talk— Make Ryan feel welcome. Sometimes, he doesn't talk very much during these commentaries.		'''MIKE:''' Hey, Strong Bad, we got Ryan in here. Talk— Make Ryan feel welcome. Sometimes, he doesn't talk very much during these commentaries.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Hey, Ryan!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Hey, Ryan!

-	'''MIKE:''' Really try to... break him out of his shell. ~~''{unintelligible}''~~	+	'''MIKE:''' Really try to... break him out of his shell.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~Okay~~.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' All right.

-	'''RYAN:''' I might get more into it.	+	'''RYAN:''' ''{unintelligible}'' Troy Aikman. I might get more into it.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Uh... ''{imitating}'' Down, double down! 71! 72! A-hick!~~<!--still no idea-->~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Uh... ''{imitating}'' Down, double down! 71! 72! And a hick!

	'''RYAN:''' ''{chuckles}'' Sounds just like him.		'''RYAN:''' ''{chuckles}'' Sounds just like him.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Ryan, this email does not paint me in a very favourable light, from what I can tell so far. ''{pause}'' What do you think that is on the floor ~~there~~, Ryan?	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Ryan, this email does not paint me in a very favourable light, from what I can tell so far. ''{pause}'' What do you think that is there on the floor, Ryan?

	'''RYAN:''' Deflated basketball.		'''RYAN:''' Deflated basketball.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I think that's right.		'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I think that's right.

-	'''RYAN:''' James Naismith. ''{pause}'' ''{chuckles}'' ~~Like~~ pulling... each individual feather out of the pillow.	+	'''RYAN:''' James Naismith. ''{pause}'' ''{chuckles}'' I like pulling... each individual feather out of the pillow.

	''{pause}''		''{pause}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?!

-	'''MIKE:''' You're fired from getting Ryan to break out of his shell. ''{Ryan laughs}'' All ~~this~~ talking about ~~this~~ throwing individual feathers out of a pillow.	+	'''MIKE:''' You're fired from getting Ryan to break out of his shell! ''{Ryan laughs}'' All he was talking about was throwing individual feathers out of a pillow!

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ~~trying~~, man!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm tryin', man!

-	'''MIKE:''' How do you think they got those— you guys got ~~the~~ cardboard to shine like that?	+	'''MIKE:''' How do you think they got those— you guys got that cardboard to shine like that?

	'''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''		'''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' It was hard. We had to cover it in wax first.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' It was hard. We had to cover it in wax first...

	'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.		'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in response to his "pretend we're grandmas baking" comment}'' Yeah! Who thinks that I do that every Friday night at 7:30 PM until 9:30 PM?		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in response to his "pretend we're grandmas baking" comment}'' Yeah! Who thinks that I do that every Friday night at 7:30 PM until 9:30 PM?

-	'''MIKE:''' ~~Now—~~ I do.	+	'''MIKE:''' Now I do.

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Why?		'''STRONG BAD:''' Why?
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	'''MIKE:''' Because you were so specific about saying that you didn't do it then.		'''MIKE:''' Because you were so specific about saying that you didn't do it then.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' No, what I do during that time... is, punch a lot of people in the— in the butt! ''{Mike and Ryan laugh}'' I say, "Look behind you!" And they say, "What?" and I go, "POW!" Right in the butt and they can't sit down no more 'cause of the~~... Charley~~ horse.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' No, what I do during that time... is, punch a lot of people in the— in the butt! ''{Mike and Ryan laugh}'' I say, "Look behind you!" And they say, "What?" and I go, "POW!" Right in the butt and they can't sit down no more 'cause of the Charlied horse.

	'''MIKE:''' Do you give them the gas?		'''MIKE:''' Do you give them the gas?
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	'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I'd kinda like to have a casserole dish like that.		'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I'd kinda like to have a casserole dish like that.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, this is weird. This is just weird and unsettling and I hate it. ''~~{Mike starts to say something}~~'' I do not have eyeballs!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, this is weird. This is just weird and unsettling and I hate it.
		+
		+	'''MIKE:''' No, I like it...
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' I do not have eyeballs!

	'''MIKE:''' When you're in the dark, Strong Bad.		'''MIKE:''' When you're in the dark, Strong Bad.
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	''{pause until after Strong Bad tries to kick The Cheat}''		''{pause until after Strong Bad tries to kick The Cheat}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I did a Charlie B. Augh, I say. A-U-G-H. ''{pause}'' That is a big ping-pong ball, Mike.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh! I did a Charlie B. Augh, I say. A-U-G-H. ''{pause}'' That is a big ping-pong ball, Mike.

-	'''~~RYAN~~:''' ~~''{unintelligible}''~~	+	'''MIKE:''' You think?

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ~~That is a giant ping-pong ball~~.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are giant ping-pong balls.
		+
		+	'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Somehow lit up at the same time.

	'''MIKE:''' Yeah, eyeballs and ping-pong balls. They show up in the dark.		'''MIKE:''' Yeah, eyeballs and ping-pong balls. They show up in the dark.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' You've got some weird rules for the dark, Mike.		'''STRONG BAD:''' You've got some weird rules for the dark, Mike.

-	'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' Oh, ~~just~~ two rules. The whites of eyes and the whites of ping-pong balls~~. ''{unintelligible}'' enough~~. Yeah.	+	'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' No, there's two rules. The whites of eyes and the whites of ping-pong balls show up. Yeah.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{~~unintelligible~~}'' That's it.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' That's it. That's it.

	'''MIKE:''' Two rules. Very simple.		'''MIKE:''' Two rules. Very simple.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Why don't I use those battle axes more often!? You know?!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Why don't I use those battle axes more often?! You know?!

	'''MIKE:''' Well, we didn't draw them until the "slumber party" email.		'''MIKE:''' Well, we didn't draw them until the "slumber party" email.
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	'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Maybe we can go back and redo that one.		'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Maybe we can go back and redo that one.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. With battle axe. The bat— the deleted... battle axe scene.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. With battle axe. The bat— the deleted... battle axe scene?

	'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' We could just do a battle axe edition of a lot of old cartoons.		'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' We could just do a battle axe edition of a lot of old cartoons.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{~~grunts~~}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enticed}'' Yeaaah...

-	'''MIKE:''' ~~I probably~~ think we might wanna go back...	+	'''MIKE:''' Anytime you think you might wanna go back and...

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Battle axe?		'''STRONG BAD:''' Battle axe?
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' Go baxe?		'''STRONG BAD:''' Go baxe?

-	'''MIKE:''' ~~Let~~ me know.	+	'''MIKE:''' Just let me know.

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's go baxe. That could be our slogan.		'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's go baxe. That could be our slogan.
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	'''MIKE:''' Is it just a broomstick taped to that?		'''MIKE:''' Is it just a broomstick taped to that?

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~Uhhhh-uh-uh-uh-uhhh~~... yes.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wavering}'' Uhhhhhhh... yes.

	'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's what I thought.		'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's what I thought.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh— what is going on!? ''{Mike laughs}'' Is anybody entertained right now?!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh— what is going on?! ''{Mike laughs}'' Is anybody entertained right now?!

	'''MIKE:''' Uhh...		'''MIKE:''' Uhh...
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' It's apparently directly above the basement.		'''STRONG BAD:''' It's apparently directly above the basement.

-	'''MIKE:''' Or the black-ment.	+	'''MIKE:''' Or the black... ment.
-		+
-	~~'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! ''{pause}'' The Paper?~~	+

-	{~~{dvdproofread}~~}	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{pause}'' The Paper?

	===Fun Facts===		===Fun Facts===
		+	*{{w\|Troy Aikman}} is a former NFL quarterback.
	*{{w\|James Naismith}} is the inventor of basketball.		*{{w\|James Naismith}} is the inventor of basketball.
	*Strong Bad describes a trick similar to his tricks in [[the basics]].		*Strong Bad describes a trick similar to his tricks in [[the basics]].

Keegster2: Considering the whole email is about Strong Bad losing his edge, it makes a lotta sense to link to the page about that subject, right?

2023-07-23T22:53:00Z

Considering the whole email is about Strong Bad losing his edge, it makes a lotta sense to link to the page about that subject, right?

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	[[Image:Sbemail197.png\|thumb\|"Look at this arsenal of edge-havery!"]]		[[Image:Sbemail197.png\|thumb\|"Look at this arsenal of edge-havery!"]]

-	Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be losing his edge.	+	Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be [[Strong Bad Losing His Edge\|losing his edge]].

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film\|Strong Bad}}, {{film\|The Cheat}}, {{film\|Strong Sad}}, {{film\|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film\|Strong Bad}}, {{film\|The Cheat}}, {{film\|Strong Sad}}, {{film\|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)
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	=== Explanations ===		=== Explanations ===
-	*Strong Bad's comment about tar is a reference to ~~[[wikipedia:Tarring and feathering~~\|tarring and feathering]], a colonial punishment.	+	*Strong Bad's comment about tar is a reference to {{w\|tarring and feathering}}, a colonial punishment.

	===Trivia===		===Trivia===
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	=== Remarks ===		=== Remarks ===
-	*The sender's city of Los Burbankos, CA doesn't exist, but probably refers to ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Burbank, California\|Burbank]].	+	*The sender's city of Los Burbankos, CA doesn't exist, but probably refers to {{w\|Burbank, California\|Burbank}}.
-	* Strong Bad [[fourth wall breaks\|breaks the fourth wall]] when he says, "I suddenly feel so... easy to animate".	+	*Strong Bad [[fourth wall breaks\|breaks the fourth wall]] when he says, "I suddenly feel so... easy to animate".
	*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, the same Flash object that is used for Bubs's smaller eye is used for both of their pupils.		*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, the same Flash object that is used for Bubs's smaller eye is used for both of their pupils.
	*If the Easter egg showing Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover is clicked on, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.		*If the Easter egg showing Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover is clicked on, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.
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	=== Real-World References ===		=== Real-World References ===
-	*~~[[Wikipedia:~~Lucy van Pelt\|Lucy]], a character from the [[Peanuts]] comic strip, famously held a football to be kicked by ~~[[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown~~\|Charlie Brown]] only to pull it away at the last second in many strips in the series.	+	*{{w\|Lucy van Pelt\|Lucy}}, a character from the [[Peanuts]] comic strip, famously held a football to be kicked by {{w\|Charlie Brown}} only to pull it away at the last second in many strips in the series.

	=== Fast Forward ===		=== Fast Forward ===
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	===Fun Facts===		===Fun Facts===
-	*~~[[wikipedia:James Naismith~~\|James Naismith]] is the inventor of basketball.	+	*{{w\|James Naismith}} is the inventor of basketball.
	*Strong Bad describes a trick similar to his tricks in [[the basics]].		*Strong Bad describes a trick similar to his tricks in [[the basics]].
	*Strong Bad mentions [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].		*Strong Bad mentions [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].

73.147.226.56: /* Easter Eggs */

2023-06-28T01:53:06Z

Easter Eggs

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	*:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, in an imitation of a grandmother}''		*:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, in an imitation of a grandmother}''
	*:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Also in an imitation of a grandmother}'' Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...		*:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Also in an imitation of a grandmother}'' Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...
-	*:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with ~~the~~ circle of floor ~~sitting~~ on Strong Mad's head. The Cheat is again wearing his apron}''	+	*:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with Strong Bad and The Cheat standing on a circle of floor resting on Strong Mad's head. The Cheat is again wearing his apron}''
	*:'''STRONG MAD''': WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?		*:'''STRONG MAD''': WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
	*:''{Lights turn back off.}''		*:''{Lights turn back off.}''

68.252.5.237 at 04:00, 14 November 2022

2022-11-14T04:00:10Z

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	* Strong Bad [[fourth wall breaks\|breaks the fourth wall]] when he says, "I suddenly feel so... easy to animate".		* Strong Bad [[fourth wall breaks\|breaks the fourth wall]] when he says, "I suddenly feel so... easy to animate".
	*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, the same Flash object that is used for Bubs's smaller eye is used for both of their pupils.		*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, the same Flash object that is used for Bubs's smaller eye is used for both of their pupils.
-	*If ~~you click~~ the Easter egg ~~to show~~ Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.	+	*If the Easter egg showing Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover is clicked on, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.
	*In the Strong Mad Easter egg, both Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes are higher up in the frame after the lights come on than before.		*In the Strong Mad Easter egg, both Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes are higher up in the frame after the lights come on than before.
	*When The Cheat falls down the hole, he does not have his Grandma apron on or with him, but he is wearing it in the Strong Mad Easter egg. This suggests that he went upstairs to fetch it and then returned to the darkened basement for further "pretend-we're-grandmas-baking" time.		*When The Cheat falls down the hole, he does not have his Grandma apron on or with him, but he is wearing it in the Strong Mad Easter egg. This suggests that he went upstairs to fetch it and then returned to the darkened basement for further "pretend-we're-grandmas-baking" time.

68.37.43.131: /* Trivia */ The cutting edge of edge-having.

2022-11-13T01:48:08Z

Trivia: The cutting edge of edge-having.

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	*As of this email, Strong Bad has checked seventy-nine emails on the Lappy {{--}} one more than on the Compy.		*As of this email, Strong Bad has checked seventy-nine emails on the Lappy {{--}} one more than on the Compy.
	*The text on the first magazine reads:		*The text on the first magazine reads:
-	<blockquote>HAVE EDGE TIMES<br>	+	<blockquote>HAVE EDGE [[TIMES]]<br>
	MAGAZINE<br>		MAGAZINE<br>
	Strong Bad & The Cheat -<br>		Strong Bad & The Cheat -<br>
	Edge-Losers or<br>		Edge-Losers or<br>
-	Edge-~~Havers~~<br>	+	Edge-[[Haver]]s<br>
	YOU Decide<br>		YOU Decide<br>
	''{image of The Cheat peeking over Strong Bad's head}''<br>		''{image of The Cheat peeking over Strong Bad's head}''<br>
	PLUS:<br>		PLUS:<br>
-	A Knife<br>	+	A [[Knives\|Knife]]<br>
-	A Dead Rat<br>	+	A Dead [[Rats\|Rat]]<br>
	Two matches<br>		Two matches<br>
	and much more<br>		and much more<br>
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	''{image of Strong Sad}''<br>		''{image of Strong Sad}''<br>
	AND:<br>		AND:<br>
-	Old Bread<br>	+	Old [[Bread]]<br>
	Rusty Pipe<br>		Rusty Pipe<br>
	Smashed Tape<br>		Smashed Tape<br>

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

2022-11-04T03:32:18Z

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! → HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!

2022-11-04T01:17:50Z

autoreplace: HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! → HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!

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	*"Smashed Tape" was one of the items sold at [[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-Pawn in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].		*"Smashed Tape" was one of the items sold at [[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-Pawn in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
	*Strong Bad and the Cheat use [[Fluffy Puff Mayo]] in their third shenanigan.		*Strong Bad and the Cheat use [[Fluffy Puff Mayo]] in their third shenanigan.
-	*Strong Mad's predicament in the Easter egg is similar to the Strong Bad Email clip in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], when a 2-foot pit caused Homestar to drop onto Strong Mad's head.	+	*Strong Mad's predicament in the Easter egg is similar to the Strong Bad Email clip in [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]], when a 2-foot pit caused Homestar to drop onto Strong Mad's head.
	*Strong Bad and The Cheat pretending to be grandmas baking may be a reference to [[gender confusion]].		*Strong Bad and The Cheat pretending to be grandmas baking may be a reference to [[gender confusion]].
	*The Cheat wearing a feminine apron is an example of [[cross-dressing]].		*The Cheat wearing a feminine apron is an example of [[cross-dressing]].

Rocketman0739: /* Remarks */

2021-03-18T08:01:00Z

Remarks

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	*If you click the Easter egg to show Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.		*If you click the Easter egg to show Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.
	*In the Strong Mad Easter egg, both Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes are higher up in the frame after the lights come on than before.		*In the Strong Mad Easter egg, both Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes are higher up in the frame after the lights come on than before.
-	*When The Cheat falls down the hole, he does not have his Grandma apron on or with him, but he is wearing it in the Strong Mad Easter egg.	+	*When The Cheat falls down the hole, he does not have his Grandma apron on or with him, but he is wearing it in the Strong Mad Easter egg. This suggests that he went upstairs to fetch it and then returned to the darkened basement for further "pretend-we're-grandmas-baking" time.
	*In the Strong Sad Easter egg, the outline around his head is lighter than usual.		*In the Strong Sad Easter egg, the outline around his head is lighter than usual.
	*Although the same sound effect is used, the invisible [[New Paper]] prints out nearly twice as fast as in previous emails.		*Although the same sound effect is used, the invisible [[New Paper]] prints out nearly twice as fast as in previous emails.

The Cheatbot: update nav template

2021-02-06T02:06:46Z

update nav template

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Lira: rv formatting changes

2021-01-08T17:05:06Z

rv formatting changes

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	''{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shennanigans" <!--sic--> as "she-ne-ne-nanigans". He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}''		''{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shennanigans" <!--sic--> as "she-ne-ne-nanigans". He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The Cheat~~—~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The Cheat{{--}}

	''{scene cuts to The Field. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball lying on the ground}''		''{scene cuts to The Field. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball lying on the ground}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' ~~—~~walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to re-inflate it!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' {{--}}walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to re-inflate it!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' So what do you think, man?		'''STRONG BAD:''' So what do you think, man?
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	''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}''		''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then yesterday, we feathered~~—~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then yesterday, we feathered{{--}}

	''{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}''		''{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' ~~—~~the living crap out of Strong Sad!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' {{--}}the living crap out of Strong Sad!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' You said it The Cheat! Tar ''is'' prohibitively expensive!		'''STRONG BAD:''' You said it The Cheat! Tar ''is'' prohibitively expensive!
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	''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}''		''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise~~—~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise{{--}}

	''{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading [[Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise]] onto the tops of [[cardboard boxes]]}''		''{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading [[Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise]] onto the tops of [[cardboard boxes]]}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' ~~—~~on all these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up,~~—~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' {{--}}on all these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up,{{--}}

	''{clockwise-wipe reveals basement with mayonnaise gone, Strong Bad vacuuming, and The Cheat spraying air-freshener. Room twinkles occasionally.}''		''{clockwise-wipe reveals basement with mayonnaise gone, Strong Bad vacuuming, and The Cheat spraying air-freshener. Room twinkles occasionally.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~—~~vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonnaise!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonnaise!

	''{cut to a rear view of the Lappy}''		''{cut to a rear view of the Lappy}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Thirty whole minutes! Can you be~~—~~ ''{quickly loses his jubilation}'' yeah, okay, we're losing our edge. The Cheat, get in here!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Thirty whole minutes! Can you be{{--}} ''{quickly loses his jubilation}'' yeah, okay, we're losing our edge. The Cheat, get in here!

	''{cut to a full shot of the computer room as The Cheat appears, wearing an apron}''		''{cut to a full shot of the computer room as The Cheat appears, wearing an apron}''
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	''{Cut to a close up of the casserole. Strong Bad stomps on it while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''		''{Cut to a close up of the casserole. Strong Bad stomps on it while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my~~—~~ ''{zoom out}'' ''{screams}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my{{--}} ''{zoom out}'' ''{screams}''

	''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}''		''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}''
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	''{cut back to Strong Sad}''		''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine! But I wasn't the one who~~—~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine! But I wasn't the one who{{--}}

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?		'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?
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	===Trivia===		===Trivia===
	*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads [[Floppy Disk Container#flashback\|"flash-back"]].		*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads [[Floppy Disk Container#flashback\|"flash-back"]].
-	*As of this email, Strong Bad has checked seventy-nine emails on the Lappy ~~—~~ one more than on the Compy.	+	*As of this email, Strong Bad has checked seventy-nine emails on the Lappy {{--}} one more than on the Compy.
	*The text on the first magazine reads:		*The text on the first magazine reads:
	<blockquote>HAVE EDGE TIMES<br>		<blockquote>HAVE EDGE TIMES<br>
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	*When Strong Bad tosses his handful of ping-pong balls, all of them make a bouncing sound, except for the ball that was tossed straight up. It comes down and apparently falls through the floor.		*When Strong Bad tosses his handful of ping-pong balls, all of them make a bouncing sound, except for the ball that was tossed straight up. It comes down and apparently falls through the floor.
	*The basement's echo disappears when Strong Mad turns on the lights. Also, no echo is heard in any other toons with scenes in the basement.		*The basement's echo disappears when Strong Mad turns on the lights. Also, no echo is heard in any other toons with scenes in the basement.
-	*Strong Bad commits a common grammatical error by saying, "Like the other day. Me and The Cheat~~—~~" The phrase should be "The Cheat and I". Interestingly, he gets it right later in the email.	+	*Strong Bad commits a common grammatical error by saying, "Like the other day. Me and The Cheat{{--}}" The phrase should be "The Cheat and I". Interestingly, he gets it right later in the email.
	*When Strong Bad is in the hole, he has white eyes with distinct pupils.		*When Strong Bad is in the hole, he has white eyes with distinct pupils.
	*When Strong Sad is pretending to type, the actual typing sound effect can be heard, faintly.		*When Strong Sad is pretending to type, the actual typing sound effect can be heard, faintly.

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	''{Cut to a close up of the casserole. Strong Bad stomps on it while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''		''{Cut to a close up of the casserole. Strong Bad stomps on it while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my— ''{zoom out}'' ''~~AAAAAAAAAH!!!~~''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my— ''{zoom out}'' ''{screams}''

	''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}''		''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}''
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	''{Cut to a pitch-black room with faint light appearing above. Nothing can be seen besides Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes, which appear white with black pupils.}''		''{Cut to a pitch-black room with faint light appearing above. Nothing can be seen besides Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes, which appear white with black pupils.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moan, followed by "yugga-da-yugga" noise of lips flapping while head is shaken vigorously}'' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so... easy to animate.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moan, followed by "yugga-da-yugga" noise of lips flapping while head is shaken vigorously}'' Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so... easy to animate.

	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''		'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~I dunno man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Here, lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move.~~</span>~~ ''{grunts}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Here, lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move. ''{grunts}''

	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''		'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''
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	''{Strong Bad's eyes move in a way consistent with him winding up to kick The Cheat. The Cheat's eyes move in a way consistent with him backing up slightly. Strong Bad's eyes then flip around and lower in a way consistent with him flipping over and then falling to the floor.}''		''{Strong Bad's eyes move in a way consistent with him winding up to kick The Cheat. The Cheat's eyes move in a way consistent with him backing up slightly. Strong Bad's eyes then flip around and lower in a way consistent with him flipping over and then falling to the floor.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Aaaaa-oof. Geez, Lucy, hold still!~~</span>~~ ''{a hitting sound is heard}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaa-oof. Geez, Lucy, hold still! ''{a hitting sound is heard}''

	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}'' ''{another hitting sound and a popping sound are heard}''		'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}'' ''{another hitting sound and a popping sound are heard}''
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	''{Strong Bad's left eye disappears; in its place a round white ball appears of roughly the same size. It falls from Strong Bad's face level and rolls away on the floor.}''		''{Strong Bad's left eye disappears; in its place a round white ball appears of roughly the same size. It falls from Strong Bad's face level and rolls away on the floor.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Ow, my eye!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow, my eye!

	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screaming The Cheat noise}''		'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screaming The Cheat noise}''
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	''{Strong Bad's left eye reappears, opening}''		''{Strong Bad's left eye reappears, opening}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball.

	''{Another white ball appears from the level of Strong Bad's pants}''		''{Another white ball appears from the level of Strong Bad's pants}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~I always keep a spare pack ''{a cluster of similar balls appears from Strong Bad's hip-level}'' in my pants. ''{Throws the balls.}'' Some would say "pocket", I say, "in my pants".	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' I always keep a spare pack ''{a cluster of similar balls appears from Strong Bad's hip-level}'' in my pants. ''{Throws the balls.}'' Some would say "pocket", I say, "in my pants".

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' ~~<small>~~Hello? Is somebody down there?~~</small>~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hello? Is somebody down there?

	''{cut to Strong Sad looking at the hole from above}''		''{cut to Strong Sad looking at the hole from above}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' ~~<small>~~Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?~~</small>~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?

	''{cut back to dark hole}''		''{cut back to dark hole}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! Now either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! Now either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!

	''{cut back to Strong Sad}''		''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' ~~<small>~~Fine! But I wasn't the one who—~~</small>~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine! But I wasn't the one who—

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' ~~<small>~~Ah, sure. ''{mimes typing}'' Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. It is.~~</small>~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Ah, sure. ''{mimes typing}'' Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. It is.

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Awesome, I thought so!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Awesome, I thought so!

	''{cut back to dark hole}''		''{cut back to dark hole}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family~~: ~~CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or edgetangle.com, one o' those?	+	'''STRONG BAD''': Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or edgetangle.com, one o' those?

	''{cut back to Strong Sad}''		''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' ~~<small>~~Yup, all the most popular sites. Uh, they recommend staying in the hole for a few days too. So I can finish my ''novellique''.~~</small>~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Yup, all the most popular sites. Uh, they recommend staying in the hole for a few days too. So I can finish my novellique.

	''{cut back to dark hole}''		''{cut back to dark hole}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be good! Could you toss down something to drink though?	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be good! Could you toss down something to drink though?

	''{cut back to Strong Sad, who walks away to the left}''		''{cut back to Strong Sad, who walks away to the left}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Strong Sad? Ah, never mind, ''{cut back to dark hole}'' we'll just drink that gasoline. Doesn't get edgier than that, right?	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad? Ah, never mind, ''{cut back to dark hole}'' we'll just drink that gasoline. Doesn't get edgier than that, right?

	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''		'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~High-five, The Cheat!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five, The Cheat!

	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''		'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''
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	''{The Cheat's eyes move in a manner consistent with him jumping up to slap Strong Bad's raised hand}''		''{The Cheat's eyes move in a manner consistent with him jumping up to slap Strong Bad's raised hand}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grumbles}'' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~Thinks we're losing our edge. ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Italic">~~Pfft!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grumbles}'' Thinks we're losing our edge. Pfft!

	''{[[New Paper]] is heard coming down, but it is too dark to see it. However, hovering the mouse over where the new Paper should be reveals the text normally printed by New Paper.}''		''{[[New Paper]] is heard coming down, but it is too dark to see it. However, hovering the mouse over where the new Paper should be reveals the text normally printed by New Paper.}''
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	*:''{a cross-stitch title card with the text "THREE HOURS LATER" appears}''		*:''{a cross-stitch title card with the text "THREE HOURS LATER" appears}''
	*:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, in an imitation of a grandmother}''		*:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, in an imitation of a grandmother}''
-	*:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Also in an imitation of a grandmother}'' ~~<span style="font-family: CCMildManneredW00-Regular">~~ Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...	+	*:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Also in an imitation of a grandmother}'' Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...
	*:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with the circle of floor sitting on Strong Mad's head. The Cheat is again wearing his apron}''		*:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with the circle of floor sitting on Strong Mad's head. The Cheat is again wearing his apron}''
-	*:'''STRONG MAD''': ~~<span style="font-family: CCRatatatatW00-Regular"> Will you please keep it down~~?	+	*:'''STRONG MAD''': WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
	*:''{Lights turn back off.}''		*:''{Lights turn back off.}''
	*At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.		*At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.