Balding Man - Revision history

Keegster2: Almost, but not the right toon.

Keegster2 — Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:10:33 GMT

Almost, but not the right toon.

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of ~~[[Wikipedia:~~baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a {{w\|comb over\|comb-over}} to hide his advanced case of {{w\|baldness\|male-pattern baldness}}; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.
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	*[[Senorial Day]]		*[[Senorial Day]]
	*Email [[theme song]]		*Email [[theme song]]
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (~~silhouette~~)	+	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)
-	*[[Meeple Grove]]	+	*[[Meeple Grove]] (silhouette)

	[[Category:Secondary characters]]		[[Category:Secondary characters]]

73.147.226.56: /* Appearances */

73.147.226.56 — Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:08:31 GMT

Appearances

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	*[[Senorial Day]]		*[[Senorial Day]]
	*Email [[theme song]]		*Email [[theme song]]
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (~~voice only~~)	+	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (silhouette)
	*[[Meeple Grove]]		*[[Meeple Grove]]

	[[Category:Secondary characters]]		[[Category:Secondary characters]]

Lira: /* Appearances */ This guy knocked over all the meeples. He can't do anything right.

Lira — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 06:59:52 GMT

Appearances: This guy knocked over all the meeples. He can't do anything right.

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	*Email [[theme song]]		*Email [[theme song]]
	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)		*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)
		+	*[[Meeple Grove]]

	[[Category:Secondary characters]]		[[Category:Secondary characters]]

Stux: recategorize

Stux — Sat, 14 Apr 2018 07:11:46 GMT

recategorize

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	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)		*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)

-	[[Category: ~~Characters~~]]	+	[[Category:Secondary characters]]

Lira: Obligatory link; capitalization; pipe removal

Lira — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 16:58:55 GMT

Obligatory link; capitalization; pipe removal

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

	==Finances==		==Finances==
-	Balding ~~man~~'s financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart\|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage~~\|Senor Cardgage~~'s]] talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin' " promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".	+	Balding Man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart\|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage]]'s talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin'" promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".

	[[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|"Husband of the Year"]]		[[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|"Husband of the Year"]]

Lira: Maybe there's a way we could rewrite that, but something very similar is already mentioned above.

Lira — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:29:05 GMT

Maybe there's a way we could rewrite that, but something very similar is already mentioned above.

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him~~. In the DVD commentary for [[theme song]], it is revealed that, for some unknown reason, he is considering cutting his own arm off~~.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: It's true according to the DVD commentary.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 22:17:04 GMT

It's true according to the DVD commentary.

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him. In the DVD commentary for [[theme song]], it is revealed that, for some unknown reason, he is considering cutting his own arm off.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

Defender1031: rv, not exactly true.

Defender1031 — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:09:41 GMT

rv, not exactly true.

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him~~. In an advert in [[theme song]] and the DVD commentary, it is revealed that, for some unknown reason, he is considering cutting his own arm off~~.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc at 05:11, 13 June 2016

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:11:55 GMT

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him. In an advert in [[theme song]] and the DVD commentary, it is revealed that, for some unknown reason, he is considering cutting his own arm off.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc at 02:18, 18 May 2016

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Wed, 18 May 2016 02:18:26 GMT

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-	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile]]	+	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]]. ~~Also,~~ in the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him~~. In an advert in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off~~.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

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	[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]		[[Image:balding_man.png\|thumb\|right\|100px\|This guy needs a leg up on the pile.]]
-	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in theme song, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.	+	'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over\|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness\|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man\|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.

	In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.		In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD\|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad_email.exe\|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.

	==Finances==		==Finances==
-	Balding ~~man~~'s financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart\|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage~~\|Senor Cardgage~~'s]] talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin' " promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".	+	Balding Man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart\|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage]]'s talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin'" promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".

	[[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|"Husband of the Year"]]		[[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|"Husband of the Year"]]