Comic Book Movie - Revision history

98.116.172.60: Linking is key

98.116.172.60 — Fri, 17 Jan 2025 16:57:52 GMT

Linking is key

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	'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' This summer, preeeow!		'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' This summer, preeeow!

-	''{The Paper comes down.}''	+	''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==

Stux: /* Transcript */ link to Kindread Soul article (not sure where else to link)

Stux — Thu, 10 Aug 2023 12:05:16 GMT

Transcript: link to Kindread Soul article (not sure where else to link)

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	''{Rolls the "R" in "Greetings". Pauses at "Kindred soul"}''		''{Rolls the "R" in "Greetings". Pauses at "Kindred soul"}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. ''{A Kindread Soul CD appears}'' You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. ''{A [[Kindread Soul]] CD appears}'' You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics!

	''{A death metal band sings "Alive as ooone!" The CD cover disappears and Strong Bad finishes reading the email.}''		''{A death metal band sings "Alive as ooone!" The CD cover disappears and Strong Bad finishes reading the email.}''

Bleu Ninja: /* Transcript */ spelled as it appears on the CD

Bleu Ninja — Tue, 08 Aug 2023 17:06:23 GMT

Transcript: spelled as it appears on the CD

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	''{Rolls the "R" in "Greetings". Pauses at "Kindred soul"}''		''{Rolls the "R" in "Greetings". Pauses at "Kindred soul"}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. ''{A ~~Kindred~~ Soul CD ~~cover~~ appears}'' You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. ''{A Kindread Soul CD appears}'' You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics!

	''{A death metal band sings "Alive as ooone!" The CD cover disappears and Strong Bad finishes reading the email.}''		''{A death metal band sings "Alive as ooone!" The CD cover disappears and Strong Bad finishes reading the email.}''

113.37.226.89: tried to add some detail

113.37.226.89 — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 10:41:05 GMT

tried to add some detail

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' No way, Clan. I've seen what they do to comic books in these movies and it is not pretty. ''{Clears the Screen}'' What you ''should'' be asking is, "In what one or two small ways will it be the ''same'' as the comic?" They shouldn't even call them "comic book movies." They should call them 'the name of a comic book movies,' cuz that's usually the only thing they get right. Watch as I throw canon to the wind and butcher our favorite muscled-up Strong Bad in that ol' fashioned Hollywood way!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' No way, Clan. I've seen what they do to comic books in these movies and it is not pretty. ''{Clears the Screen}'' What you ''should'' be asking is, "In what one or two small ways will it be the ''same'' as the comic?" They shouldn't even call them "comic book movies." They should call them 'the name of a comic book movies,' cuz that's usually the only thing they get right. Watch as I throw canon to the wind and butcher our favorite muscled-up Strong Bad in that ol' fashioned Hollywood way!

-	''{Cut to a white screen. Strong Badman slides onto the screen.}''	+	''{Cut to a white screen. Strong Badman slides onto the screen. His logo appears at the bottom right.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, let's go straight to the costume.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, let's go straight to the costume.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A move I'd like to call...		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A move I'd like to call...

-	''{The following text appears on the screen as Strong Bad says it.}''	+	''{The screen darkens and the following text appears on the screen as Strong Bad says it.}''

	'''STRONG BAD''' ''{voiceover}'' LEATHERQUEST 2000!		'''STRONG BAD''' ''{voiceover}'' LEATHERQUEST 2000!
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nope, it's one color, head-to-toe leather for our hero!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nope, it's one color, head-to-toe leather for our hero!

-	''{A gob of blackness flows from Strong Badman's neck down to his shoes.}''	+	''{A gob of form-fitting blackness flows from Strong Badman's neck down to his shoes.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It just makes practical sense for someone who's going to be jumping off rooftops...		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It just makes practical sense for someone who's going to be jumping off rooftops...
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and doing a bunch of martial arts all the time.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and doing a bunch of martial arts all the time.

-	''{Cut to the still stiff Strong Badman kicking Deutschman. He has a speech bubble that says "Take this?"}''	+	''{Cut to a yellow screen with the still stiff Strong Badman kicking [[Deutschman]]. He has a speech bubble that says "Take this?" and there is a many-pointed red shape behind the impact. }''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, and then the mask. ''{Cut to a close shot of Strong Badman}'' No actor is gonna let you ~~pull~~ a mask over their beautiful face ~~the~~ entire movie.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, and then the mask. ''{Cut to a close shot of Strong Badman}'' No actor is gonna let you put a mask over their beautiful face ''{Strong Badman's face is highlighted}'' for an entire movie.

-	''{The lower part of the mask is removed.}''	+	''{The lower part of the mask is removed, revealing visible skin.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nope. Not enough.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nope. Not enough.

-	''{A bit more is removed. The man wearing the mask now only has the eyepiece covering his face.}''	+	''{A bit more is removed. The man wearing the mask now is now bald and only has the eyepiece covering his face.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Little more...		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Little more...

-	''{The eyepiece is removed, leaving only the green eyes~~, and the~~ character is wearing a Strong Bad ~~cap~~.}''	+	''{The eyepiece is removed, leaving only the green eyes. The character is wearing a black baseball cap with Strong Bad's face on it.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There!
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	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
	Mondo-PrePro.<br>		Mondo-PrePro.<br>
-	for today:~~<br>~~	+	for today:
-	~~Screw up casting!~~	+
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
		+	''{The words "Screw Up Casting!!" are written in red ink in large letters}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Screwing up the casting. Instead of casting someone appropriate for the role, like, ''{A page flips to a picture of an actor with a five o'clock shadow, with stitches on his cheek, and something behind his ear. The photo is labeled "Lan Handermannek" at the top.}'' Lan Handermannek...		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Screwing up the casting. Instead of casting someone appropriate for the role, like, ''{A page flips to a picture of an actor with a five o'clock shadow, with stitches on his cheek, and something behind his ear. The photo is labeled "Lan Handermannek" at the top.}'' Lan Handermannek...
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, that's not a real actor or anything, I just like the sound of...		'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, that's not a real actor or anything, I just like the sound of...
-	~~Lan Handermannek~~ is Strong Badman!	+	Land Hannermannek <!-- sic, Strong Bad says it this way --> is Strong Badman!

	''{Cut back to Strong Badman, still in black leather and wearing a Strong Bad cap. The camera slowly zooms in.}''		''{Cut back to Strong Badman, still in black leather and wearing a Strong Bad cap. The camera slowly zooms in.}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, instead, they cast someone totally ''inappropriate'' like...		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, instead, they cast someone totally ''inappropriate'' like...

-	''{Crack Stuntman's head pops in place of Strong Badman's, and the text ~~on the top left disappears~~. The Cheat Commandos theme plays in the background}''	+	''{Crack Stuntman's head pops in place of Strong Badman's, which flies off to the left and crashes into the text. The head and text fall offscreen. Crack Stuntman's sunglasses lenses are a green gradient similar to Strong Bad's eyes. The Cheat Commandos theme plays in the background}''

	'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' BLAAAH I'm Strong Badm'n!		'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' BLAAAH I'm Strong Badm'n!
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	'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Shiny, throw me that doughnut!		'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Shiny, throw me that doughnut!

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Perfect! You're hired!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Perfect! You're hired! ''{Crack smiles.}''

	''{Cut to the Lappy.}''		''{Cut to the Lappy.}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now, quick, RUSH IT TO DVD before people realize it totally sucks! And don't forget the HORRIBLE video game version that tries to undo some of the damage you've done to the source material. HURRY! Phew. Dodged a bullet there. We almost made a good comic book movie.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now, quick, RUSH IT TO DVD before people realize it totally sucks! And don't forget the HORRIBLE video game version that tries to undo some of the damage you've done to the source material. HURRY! Phew. Dodged a bullet there. We almost made a good comic book movie.

-	''{Cut to a yellow movie poster on the basement's wall. On the poster is a black-suited Crack Stuntman with a word bubble saying "This summer, preeeow!"}''	+	''{Cut to a yellow Strong Badman movie poster on the basement's wall. On the poster is the black-suited Crack Stuntman with a word bubble saying "This summer, preeeow!"}''

	'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' This summer, preeeow!		'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' This summer, preeeow!
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	*Crack Stuntman having to say "Stiny! Get me a danish!" is a reference to [[superhero name]], the email from which Strong Badman originated.		*Crack Stuntman having to say "Stiny! Get me a danish!" is a reference to [[superhero name]], the email from which Strong Badman originated.
	*This is another reference to [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"]].		*This is another reference to [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"]].
		+	*Strong Bad calls the CGI Cheat monster a [[pile]] at one point.

	===Real-World References===		===Real-World References===

71.246.15.253 at 02:48, 23 April 2022

71.246.15.253 — Sat, 23 Apr 2022 02:48:24 GMT

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	''{A monster-like The Cheat slides onto the screen.}''		''{A monster-like The Cheat slides onto the screen.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why make a really cool costume that we can shoot and light well ~~when we can spend way more money making a~~...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why make a really cool costume that we can shoot and light well...

	''{The Cheat monster turns CGI-animated and its limbs are moving back in forth in a disturbing manner.}''		''{The Cheat monster turns CGI-animated and its limbs are moving back in forth in a disturbing manner.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...boneless, dead-eyed, constantly wiggling CG monstrosity! That's what's gonna make me believe in your digital pile when it's floppin' around on the silver screen.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...when we can spend way more money getting someone to make a boneless, dead-eyed, constantly wiggling CG monstrosity! That's what's gonna make me believe in your digital pile when it's floppin' around on the silver screen.

	''{Cut back to the computer room. Strong Bad is standing away from his stool and has a handful of note cards.}''		''{Cut back to the computer room. Strong Bad is standing away from his stool and has a handful of note cards.}''

CoachWF97: /* Transcript */

CoachWF97 — Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:07:27 GMT

Transcript

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	''{Cut to the Lappy.}''		''{Cut to the Lappy.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Once the main character is totally ruined, it's time to move onto the supporting cast. Pick one character to be entirely CG-rendered when make-up, puppets, or models would be ''clearly'' more convincing. In this case, Let's pick ''{Cut back to the white screen.}'' The Cheat!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Once the main character is totally ruined, it's time to move onto the supporting cast. Pick one character to be entirely CG-rendered when make-up, puppets, or models would ''clearly'' be way more convincing. In this case, Let's pick ''{Cut back to the white screen.}'' The Cheat!

	''{A monster-like The Cheat slides onto the screen.}''		''{A monster-like The Cheat slides onto the screen.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why make a really ~~good~~ costume that we can shoot and light well when we can spend way more money making a...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why make a really cool costume that we can shoot and light well when we can spend way more money making a...

	''{The Cheat monster turns CGI-animated and its limbs are moving back in forth in a disturbing manner.}''		''{The Cheat monster turns CGI-animated and its limbs are moving back in forth in a disturbing manner.}''

Stux: move header into nav template

Stux — Wed, 03 Feb 2021 10:32:44 GMT

move header into nav template

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-	{{abonussbemailnav}}	+	{{abonussbemailnav\|6}}
	[[Image:ComicBookMovie.png\|thumb\|"Are you crazy?"]]		[[Image:ComicBookMovie.png\|thumb\|"Are you crazy?"]]
-	~~'''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #6'''~~

	Strong Bad explains what a Strong Badman movie might be like.		Strong Bad explains what a Strong Badman movie might be like.

The Cheatbot: switch to auto nav template

The Cheatbot — Wed, 03 Feb 2021 05:52:29 GMT

switch to auto nav template

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-	{{~~prevnextnav\|Accent\|Greeting Cards~~}}	+	{{abonussbemailnav}}
	[[Image:ComicBookMovie.png\|thumb\|"Are you crazy?"]]		[[Image:ComicBookMovie.png\|thumb\|"Are you crazy?"]]
	'''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #6'''		'''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #6'''

The Cheatbot: update template name

The Cheatbot — Tue, 02 Feb 2021 20:02:14 GMT

update template name

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-	{{pn\|Accent\|Greeting Cards}}	+	{{prevnextnav\|Accent\|Greeting Cards}}
	[[Image:ComicBookMovie.png\|thumb\|"Are you crazy?"]]		[[Image:ComicBookMovie.png\|thumb\|"Are you crazy?"]]
	'''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #6'''		'''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #6'''

Lira: undo revision 792155; by referring to the movie by name??

Lira — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 21:48:52 GMT

undo revision 792155; by referring to the movie by name??

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	*The comment about CGI characters probably refers to the [[Wikipedia:Hulk (film)\|2003 film adaptation of the Hulk]].		*The comment about CGI characters probably refers to the [[Wikipedia:Hulk (film)\|2003 film adaptation of the Hulk]].
	*Strong Bad commenting about actors not letting their faces be hidden probably refers to the film adaptation of ''[[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd (film)\|Judge Dredd]]'', in which [[Wikipedia:Sylvester Stallone\|Sylvester Stallone]]'s face is exposed for the majority of the film despite Judge Dredd almost never taking off his helmet (and even then, his face is never shown) in the entire run of the comic book.		*Strong Bad commenting about actors not letting their faces be hidden probably refers to the film adaptation of ''[[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd (film)\|Judge Dredd]]'', in which [[Wikipedia:Sylvester Stallone\|Sylvester Stallone]]'s face is exposed for the majority of the film despite Judge Dredd almost never taking off his helmet (and even then, his face is never shown) in the entire run of the comic book.
		+	*Towards the end, Strong Bad makes reference to the critically-panned [[Wikipedia:Catwoman (film)\|Catwoman]] movie starring [[Wikipedia:Halle Berry\|Halle Berry]].
	*"'Golden' origin story" (written on one of the cards) may refer to the [[Wikipedia:Golden Age of Comic Books\|Golden Age]] of the comic book industry in the 1930s and 1940s. Many superhero origin stories were actually rewritten during the subsequent [[Wikipedia:Silver Age of Comic Books\|Silver Age]], producing the versions more familiar to audiences today.		*"'Golden' origin story" (written on one of the cards) may refer to the [[Wikipedia:Golden Age of Comic Books\|Golden Age]] of the comic book industry in the 1930s and 1940s. Many superhero origin stories were actually rewritten during the subsequent [[Wikipedia:Silver Age of Comic Books\|Silver Age]], producing the versions more familiar to audiences today.
	*Strong Bad's remark about using a bad actor likely refers to the critically panned [[Wikipedia:Batman and Robin (film)\|Batman and Robin]], in which [[Wikipedia:George Clooney\|George Clooney]] starred as Batman. The film was criticized for its campy theme, and is considered to be one of the worst Batman films of all time. Contributing to its failure was its coming after successful and popular films [[Wikipedia:Batman (1989 film)\|Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Batman Returns\|Batman Returns]], and [[Wikipedia:Batman Forever\|Batman Forever]].		*Strong Bad's remark about using a bad actor likely refers to the critically panned [[Wikipedia:Batman and Robin (film)\|Batman and Robin]], in which [[Wikipedia:George Clooney\|George Clooney]] starred as Batman. The film was criticized for its campy theme, and is considered to be one of the worst Batman films of all time. Contributing to its failure was its coming after successful and popular films [[Wikipedia:Batman (1989 film)\|Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Batman Returns\|Batman Returns]], and [[Wikipedia:Batman Forever\|Batman Forever]].

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	*The comment about CGI characters probably refers to the [[Wikipedia:Hulk (film)\|2003 film adaptation of the Hulk]].		*The comment about CGI characters probably refers to the [[Wikipedia:Hulk (film)\|2003 film adaptation of the Hulk]].
	*Strong Bad commenting about actors not letting their faces be hidden probably refers to the film adaptation of ''[[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd (film)\|Judge Dredd]]'', in which [[Wikipedia:Sylvester Stallone\|Sylvester Stallone]]'s face is exposed for the majority of the film despite Judge Dredd almost never taking off his helmet (and even then, his face is never shown) in the entire run of the comic book.		*Strong Bad commenting about actors not letting their faces be hidden probably refers to the film adaptation of ''[[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd (film)\|Judge Dredd]]'', in which [[Wikipedia:Sylvester Stallone\|Sylvester Stallone]]'s face is exposed for the majority of the film despite Judge Dredd almost never taking off his helmet (and even then, his face is never shown) in the entire run of the comic book.
		+	*Towards the end, Strong Bad makes reference to the critically-panned [[Wikipedia:Catwoman (film)\|Catwoman]] movie starring [[Wikipedia:Halle Berry\|Halle Berry]].
	*"'Golden' origin story" (written on one of the cards) may refer to the [[Wikipedia:Golden Age of Comic Books\|Golden Age]] of the comic book industry in the 1930s and 1940s. Many superhero origin stories were actually rewritten during the subsequent [[Wikipedia:Silver Age of Comic Books\|Silver Age]], producing the versions more familiar to audiences today.		*"'Golden' origin story" (written on one of the cards) may refer to the [[Wikipedia:Golden Age of Comic Books\|Golden Age]] of the comic book industry in the 1930s and 1940s. Many superhero origin stories were actually rewritten during the subsequent [[Wikipedia:Silver Age of Comic Books\|Silver Age]], producing the versions more familiar to audiences today.
	*Strong Bad's remark about using a bad actor likely refers to the critically panned [[Wikipedia:Batman and Robin (film)\|Batman and Robin]], in which [[Wikipedia:George Clooney\|George Clooney]] starred as Batman. The film was criticized for its campy theme, and is considered to be one of the worst Batman films of all time. Contributing to its failure was its coming after successful and popular films [[Wikipedia:Batman (1989 film)\|Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Batman Returns\|Batman Returns]], and [[Wikipedia:Batman Forever\|Batman Forever]].		*Strong Bad's remark about using a bad actor likely refers to the critically panned [[Wikipedia:Batman and Robin (film)\|Batman and Robin]], in which [[Wikipedia:George Clooney\|George Clooney]] starred as Batman. The film was criticized for its campy theme, and is considered to be one of the worst Batman films of all time. Contributing to its failure was its coming after successful and popular films [[Wikipedia:Batman (1989 film)\|Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Batman Returns\|Batman Returns]], and [[Wikipedia:Batman Forever\|Batman Forever]].