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107.211.223.237: /* Transcript */ changed the wording a bit

107.211.223.237 — Sat, 01 Jun 2024 21:45:05 GMT

Transcript: changed the wording a bit

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	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?		'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He ~~has~~ only one leg} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He only has one leg.} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!

	'''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> shop?		'''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> shop?

Jay: Useless comments. Besides, given the contents of the rest of the list, you should be going for "basic" names like "run-of-the-mill" instead of "runny".

Jay — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 18:16:13 GMT

Useless comments. Besides, given the contents of the rest of the list, you should be going for "basic" names like "run-of-the-mill" instead of "runny".

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	:*orthodox		:*orthodox
	:*lawful		:*lawful
-	:*sanctio[{{--}}] ~~<!-- likely "sanctioned" -->~~	+	:*sanctio[{{--}}]
-	:*[{{--}}]lent ~~<!-- likely "soylent" -->~~	+	:*[{{--}}]lent
-	:*bona[{{--}}] ~~<!-- likely "bona-fide" -->~~	+	:*bona[{{--}}]
-	:*[{{--}}]oved ~~<!-- likely "beloved" -->~~	+	:*[{{--}}]oved
-	:*run[{{--}}] ~~<!-- likely "runner-style" or "runny" -->~~	+	:*run[{{--}}]
-	:*[{{--}}]ing	+	:*[{{--}}]ing
	:*le[{{--}}]		:*le[{{--}}]
	</autocolumn></table>		</autocolumn></table>

209.129.16.5: /* Trivia */

209.129.16.5 — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 17:41:49 GMT

Trivia

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	:*orthodox		:*orthodox
	:*lawful		:*lawful
-	:*sanctio[{{--}}]	+	:*sanctio[{{--}}] <!-- likely "sanctioned" -->
-	:*[{{--}}]lent	+	:*[{{--}}]lent <!-- likely "soylent" -->
-	:*bona[{{--}}]	+	:*bona[{{--}}] <!-- likely "bona-fide" -->
-	:*[{{--}}]oved	+	:*[{{--}}]oved <!-- likely "beloved" -->
-	:*run[{{--}}]	+	:*run[{{--}}] <!-- likely "runner-style" or "runny" -->
-	:*[{{--}}]ing	+	:*[{{--}}]ing
	:*le[{{--}}]		:*le[{{--}}]
	</autocolumn></table>		</autocolumn></table>

The Knights Who Say Ni: the emphasis was correct; ending a sentence with a comma wasn't.

The Knights Who Say Ni — Fri, 10 Feb 2023 06:31:34 GMT

the emphasis was correct; ending a sentence with a comma wasn't.

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	''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''		''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man? You opened up a competing doughnut<!--not spelled as donut--> place right across the street from me.	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--not spelled as donut--> place right across the street from me!

	''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''		''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''
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	''{Bubs and Homestar both examine the grass between the two stands}''		''{Bubs and Homestar both examine the grass between the two stands}''

-	'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me,	+	'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me!

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.

68.193.160.90 at 01:02, 10 February 2023

68.193.160.90 — Fri, 10 Feb 2023 01:02:50 GMT

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	''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''		''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--not spelled as donut--> place right across the street from me!	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man? You opened up a competing doughnut<!--not spelled as donut--> place right across the street from me.

	''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''		''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''
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	''{Bubs and Homestar both examine the grass between the two stands}''		''{Bubs and Homestar both examine the grass between the two stands}''

-	'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me!	+	'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me,

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.

The Knights Who Say Ni: rv for two reasons: (1) being obtuse like this makes more of a point (2) "sic" means it's intentionally wrong; but doughnut is widely recognized as the primary spelling, with donut being a variant.

The Knights Who Say Ni — Fri, 13 Jan 2023 02:21:53 GMT

rv for two reasons: (1) being obtuse like this makes more of a point (2) "sic" means it's intentionally wrong; but doughnut is widely recognized as the primary spelling, with donut being a variant.

HoveringSombrero: cleanin’ it up quite nicely

HoveringSombrero — Fri, 13 Jan 2023 01:40:40 GMT

cleanin’ it up quite nicely

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:12:27 GMT

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

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	:*lawful		:*lawful
-	:*sanctio[~~—~~]	+	:*sanctio[{{--}}]
-	:*[~~—~~]lent	+	:*[{{--}}]lent
-	:*bona[~~—~~]	+	:*bona[{{--}}]
-	:*[~~—~~]oved	+	:*[{{--}}]oved
-	:*run[~~—~~]	+	:*run[{{--}}]
-	:*[~~—~~]ing	+	:*[{{--}}]ing
-	:*le[~~—~~]	+	:*le[{{--}}]
	</autocolumn></table>		</autocolumn></table>
	*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".		*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".

Wolf O'Donnel: /* Trivia */

Wolf O'Donnel — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 01:35:32 GMT

Trivia

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	*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".		*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".
	*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand."		*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand."
-	*In the YouTube version, the King of Town makes his decision at 3:09 in the video.

	===Remarks===		===Remarks===

Wolf O'Donnel: /* Trivia */

Wolf O'Donnel — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 01:32:49 GMT

Trivia

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	*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".		*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".
	*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand."		*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand."
		+	*In the YouTube version, the King of Town makes his decision at 3:09 in the video.

	===Remarks===		===Remarks===

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-	~~<!--Do not change any instances of the word "doughnut" with "donut."-->~~
	{{ashortsnav}}		{{ashortsnav}}
	[[Image:Doughnut.png\|thumb\|"But, do you dough-''not'' want one?"]]		[[Image:Doughnut.png\|thumb\|"But, do you dough-''not'' want one?"]]
-	Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--~~sic~~--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs.	+	Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--not spelled donut--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs.

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{film\|Marzipan}}, {{film\|Bubs}}, {{film\|The King of Town}}, {{film\|Strong Bad}}		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{film\|Marzipan}}, {{film\|Bubs}}, {{film\|The King of Town}}, {{film\|Strong Bad}}
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	'''Running Time:''' 3:56		'''Running Time:''' 3:56

-	'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> Rush!	+	'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut<!--don't change the spelling--> Rush!

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==
	''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan enters}''		''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan enters}''

-	'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade doughnuts<!--~~sic~~--> for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?	+	'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade doughnuts<!--donut change the spelling--> for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> factory!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the doughnut<!--donut change the spelling, ya'll--> factory!

	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?		'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!

-	'''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> shop?	+	'''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> shop?

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?
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	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.		'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.

-	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is in a makeshift doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> stand formed from a large cardboard box marked "Do-Nots" with a window cut out of it. A fat fryer can be seen bubbling in the back.}''	+	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is in a makeshift doughnut<!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> stand formed from a large [[cardboard box]] marked "Do-Nots" with a window cut out of it. A fat fryer can be seen bubbling in the back.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million doughnuts<!--~~sic~~--> I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million doughnuts<!--for Pete's sake, do not change the spelling of doughnut--> I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--we understand you want to change the spelling to donut, but DOnut--> rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.

	''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}''		''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}''
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	'''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Homestar!		'''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Homestar!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> rush. What can I get for you?	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--spelled correctly--> rush. What can I get for you?

	'''BUBS:''' ''{continuing his forced restraint}'' It's really great to very see you, Homestar!		'''BUBS:''' ''{continuing his forced restraint}'' It's really great to very see you, Homestar!
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	''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''		''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> place right across the street from me!	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--not spelled as donut--> place right across the street from me!

	''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''		''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.

-	''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs, with his Concession Stand visible in the background with a sign "Why not Donuts?" on the original sign.}''	+	''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs, with his Concession Stand visible in the background with a sign "Why not Donuts<!--spelled as donuts here-->?" on the original sign.}''

-	'''BUBS:''' That was two hours ago. ''{changes to his normal expression, now speaking normally}'' Now I'm in the doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> bidness. ''{with a straight line eyebrow}'' How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?	+	'''BUBS:''' That was two hours ago. ''{changes to his normal expression, now speaking normally}'' Now I'm in the doughnut<!--here it is spelled as doughnut--> bidness. ''{with a straight line eyebrow}'' How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?

	''{Cut back to the two and the box.}''		''{Cut back to the two and the box.}''
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far!

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!--~~sic~~--> field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--seriously, it is spelled doughnut. Do not change the spelling--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!--not to be changed to donut--> field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!

	''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}''		''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}''
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	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! All right, gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, ''{places a hefty stack of paperwork on the ground}'' we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake. Now, commence marketing bombardment!		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! All right, gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, ''{places a hefty stack of paperwork on the ground}'' we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake. Now, commence marketing bombardment!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mine's is homemade! ''{holds up a spoon with some doughnut~~<!--sic-->~~ batter and a few hairs on it}''	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mine's is homemade! ''{holds up a spoon with some doughnut batter and a few hairs on it}''

-	'''BUBS:''' Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package. ''{holds up a package of his doughnuts<!--~~sic~~--> that says "FROM HOMEMÁDE!"}''	+	'''BUBS:''' Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package. ''{holds up a package of his doughnuts<!--This IS spelled correctly--> that says "FROM HOMEMÁDE!"}''

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got grit, gumption, and an adorable speech ''{exaggerating his usual speech impediment}'' impootaboot.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got grit, gumption, and an adorable speech ''{exaggerating his usual speech impediment}'' impootaboot.
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts!"; as he says each description, it appears onscreen}'' Fights Cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts<!--sic-->!"; as he says each description, it appears onscreen}'' Fights Cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.

	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.
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	''{Strong Bad, in silhouette, is seen coming up and walks towards Homestar with a clipboard in his hand.}''		''{Strong Bad, in silhouette, is seen coming up and walks towards Homestar with a clipboard in his hand.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million doughnuts<!--~~sic~~-->?	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million doughnuts<!--donut change to donut-->?

	'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want ''one''.		'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want ''one''.
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	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	===Explanations===		===Explanations===
-	* The toon's title is a pun on ~~the [[Wikipedia:Ethic of reciprocity\|ethic of reciprocity]], commonly known as~~ the "Golden Rule", which is often expressed as "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."	+	*The toon's title is a pun on the "{{w\|Golden Rule}}", which is often expressed as "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
	*Bubs's line about being able to legally say his doughnuts are "from Homemade" is a reference to an [[Snopes:business/genius/usa.asp\|urban legend]] in which Japan supposedly renamed one of its cities to "Usa" in order to claim that its products were "Made in USA".		*Bubs's line about being able to legally say his doughnuts are "from Homemade" is a reference to an [[Snopes:business/genius/usa.asp\|urban legend]] in which Japan supposedly renamed one of its cities to "Usa" in order to claim that its products were "Made in USA".
	*The music Bubs hums at the end is a piece called "Mysterioso Pizzicato" and is commonly used as stock music for sneaking characters or villains.		*The music Bubs hums at the end is a piece called "Mysterioso Pizzicato" and is commonly used as stock music for sneaking characters or villains.
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	===Real-World References===		===Real-World References===
-	* Homestar hums the theme to ~~[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget~~\|Inspector Gadget]].	+	*Homestar hums the theme to {{w\|Inspector Gadget}}.
-	* The flag that Homestar wears in his dream is the [[Wikipedia:Flag of Mexico\|flag of Mexico]].	+	*The flag that Homestar wears in his dream is the [[Wikipedia:Flag of Mexico\|flag of Mexico]].
-	* The companies that Homestar lists as a conglomerate are real companies:	+	*The companies that Homestar lists as a conglomerate are real companies:
-	** [[KFC]] and ~~[[Wikipedia:Taco Bell~~\|Taco Bell]] are restaurants owned by ~~[[Wikipedia: Yum! Brands~~\|Yum! Brands]] that often share a building.	+	**[[KFC]] and {{w\|Taco Bell}} are restaurants owned by {{w\|Yum! Brands}} that often share a building.
-	** [[Wikipedia:Radisson Hotels\|Radisson]] is a hotel chain owned by ~~[[Wikipedia:Carlson Companies~~\|Carlson Companies]].	+	**[[Wikipedia:Radisson Hotels\|Radisson]] is a hotel chain owned by {{w\|Carlson Companies}}.
-	** [[Texas Instruments]] is a semiconductor and electronics maker.	+	**[[Texas Instruments]] is a semiconductor and electronics maker.
-	**~~[[Wikipedia: NASA~~\|NASA]] is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate.	+	**{{w\|NASA}} is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate.
	*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company\|Heinz]].		*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company\|Heinz]].

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	[[Image:Doughnut.png\|thumb\|"But, do you dough-''not'' want one?"]]		[[Image:Doughnut.png\|thumb\|"But, do you dough-''not'' want one?"]]
-	Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--~~not spelled donut~~--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs.	+	Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--sic--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs.

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{film\|Marzipan}}, {{film\|Bubs}}, {{film\|The King of Town}}, {{film\|Strong Bad}}		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{film\|Marzipan}}, {{film\|Bubs}}, {{film\|The King of Town}}, {{film\|Strong Bad}}
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	'''Running Time:''' 3:56		'''Running Time:''' 3:56

-	'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut<!--~~don't change the spelling~~--> Rush!	+	'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut<!--sic--> Rush!

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==
	''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan enters}''		''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan enters}''

-	'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade doughnuts<!--~~donut change the spelling~~--> for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?	+	'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade doughnuts<!--sic--> for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the doughnut<!--~~donut change the spelling, ya'll~~--> factory!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the doughnut<!--sic--> factory!

	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?		'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!

-	'''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--~~do not change the spelling of doughnut~~--> shop?	+	'''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--sic--> shop?

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?
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	'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.		'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.

-	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is in a makeshift doughnut<!--~~do not change the spelling of doughnut~~--> stand formed from a large [[cardboard box]] marked "Do-Nots" with a window cut out of it. A fat fryer can be seen bubbling in the back.}''	+	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is in a makeshift doughnut<!--sic--> stand formed from a large cardboard box marked "Do-Nots" with a window cut out of it. A fat fryer can be seen bubbling in the back.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million doughnuts<!--~~for Pete's sake, do not change the spelling of doughnut~~--> I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--~~we understand you want to change the spelling to donut, but DOnut~~--> rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million doughnuts<!--sic--> I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--sic--> rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.

	''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}''		''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}''
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	'''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Homestar!		'''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Homestar!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--~~spelled correctly~~--> rush. What can I get for you?	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--sic--> rush. What can I get for you?

	'''BUBS:''' ''{continuing his forced restraint}'' It's really great to very see you, Homestar!		'''BUBS:''' ''{continuing his forced restraint}'' It's really great to very see you, Homestar!
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	''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''		''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--~~not spelled as donut~~--> place right across the street from me!	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--sic--> place right across the street from me!

	''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''		''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.

-	''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs, with his Concession Stand visible in the background with a sign "Why not Donuts~~<!--spelled as donuts here-->~~?" on the original sign.}''	+	''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs, with his Concession Stand visible in the background with a sign "Why not Donuts?" on the original sign.}''

-	'''BUBS:''' That was two hours ago. ''{changes to his normal expression, now speaking normally}'' Now I'm in the doughnut<!--~~here it is spelled as doughnut~~--> bidness. ''{with a straight line eyebrow}'' How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?	+	'''BUBS:''' That was two hours ago. ''{changes to his normal expression, now speaking normally}'' Now I'm in the doughnut<!--sic--> bidness. ''{with a straight line eyebrow}'' How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?

	''{Cut back to the two and the box.}''		''{Cut back to the two and the box.}''
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far!

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--~~seriously, it is spelled doughnut. Do not change the spelling~~--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!--~~not to be changed to donut~~--> field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--sic--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!--sic--> field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!

	''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}''		''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}''
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	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! All right, gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, ''{places a hefty stack of paperwork on the ground}'' we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake. Now, commence marketing bombardment!		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! All right, gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, ''{places a hefty stack of paperwork on the ground}'' we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake. Now, commence marketing bombardment!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mine's is homemade! ''{holds up a spoon with some doughnut batter and a few hairs on it}''	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mine's is homemade! ''{holds up a spoon with some doughnut<!--sic--> batter and a few hairs on it}''

-	'''BUBS:''' Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package. ''{holds up a package of his doughnuts<!--~~This IS spelled correctly~~--> that says "FROM HOMEMÁDE!"}''	+	'''BUBS:''' Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package. ''{holds up a package of his doughnuts<!--sic--> that says "FROM HOMEMÁDE!"}''

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got grit, gumption, and an adorable speech ''{exaggerating his usual speech impediment}'' impootaboot.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got grit, gumption, and an adorable speech ''{exaggerating his usual speech impediment}'' impootaboot.
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts~~<!--sic-->~~!"; as he says each description, it appears onscreen}'' Fights Cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts!"; as he says each description, it appears onscreen}'' Fights Cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.

	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.
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	''{Strong Bad, in silhouette, is seen coming up and walks towards Homestar with a clipboard in his hand.}''		''{Strong Bad, in silhouette, is seen coming up and walks towards Homestar with a clipboard in his hand.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million doughnuts<!--~~donut change to donut~~-->?	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million doughnuts<!--sic-->?

	'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want ''one''.		'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want ''one''.
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	**[[Wikipedia: NASA\|NASA]] is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate.		**[[Wikipedia: NASA\|NASA]] is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate.
	*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company\|Heinz]].		*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company\|Heinz]].
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		+	==YouTube Version==
		+	*The audio quality is significantly higher than the Flash version.

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Donut Unto Others - Revision history

107.211.223.237: /* Transcript */ changed the wording a bit

Jay: Useless comments. Besides, given the contents of the rest of the list, you should be going for "basic" names like "run-of-the-mill" instead of "runny".

209.129.16.5: /* Trivia */

The Knights Who Say Ni: the emphasis was correct; ending a sentence with a comma wasn't.

68.193.160.90 at 01:02, 10 February 2023

The Knights Who Say Ni: rv for two reasons: (1) being obtuse like this makes more of a point (2) "sic" means it's intentionally wrong; but doughnut is widely recognized as the primary spelling, with donut being a variant.

HoveringSombrero: cleanin’ it up quite nicely

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Wolf O'Donnel: /* Trivia */

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