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Bleu Ninja: A "walkthrough" definitionally discusses the plot and end of the game, spoilers therefore are expected and do not require a warning.

Bleu Ninja — Thu, 09 Jan 2025 07:49:50 GMT

A "walkthrough" definitionally discusses the plot and end of the game, spoilers therefore are expected and do not require a warning.

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	[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png\|thumb\|"There's no room in the House of Strong for crybabies."]]		[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png\|thumb\|"There's no room in the House of Strong for crybabies."]]
	The complete walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 1: [[Homestar Ruiner]]''.		The complete walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 1: [[Homestar Ruiner]]''.
-	~~{{spoiler}}~~

	==Legend==		==Legend==

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:15:20 GMT

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

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	* '''Crawl to the end of the vent and drop down to steal Homestar's record.'''		* '''Crawl to the end of the vent and drop down to steal Homestar's record.'''

-	Strong Mad will catch you after you grab it, but it's too late now ~~—~~ you have Homestar's criminal record! That's one of Homestar's problems solved; two to go.	+	Strong Mad will catch you after you grab it, but it's too late now {{--}} you have Homestar's criminal record! That's one of Homestar's problems solved; two to go.

	* Use the shovel on the treasure marker to receive a Snake Boxer page.		* Use the shovel on the treasure marker to receive a Snake Boxer page.
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	* '''Finally, examine the camera to erase the tape.'''		* '''Finally, examine the camera to erase the tape.'''

-	With "Homestar's" loss erased, you have another chance at running. With good timing, you should easily be able to get under 16 seconds in the now-rigged race ~~—~~ good enough to beat Coach Z's old time and good enough to give you maximum awesomeness, but Pom Pom is just simply too fast. You'll have to do something about that.	+	With "Homestar's" loss erased, you have another chance at running. With good timing, you should easily be able to get under 16 seconds in the now-rigged race {{--}} good enough to beat Coach Z's old time and good enough to give you maximum awesomeness, but Pom Pom is just simply too fast. You'll have to do something about that.

	* '''Head to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''		* '''Head to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''
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	The process to get all four Coach Z trophies is as follows:		The process to get all four Coach Z trophies is as follows:

-	*Exploration Trophy ~~—~~ Do all of the following. Each one is worth 12%:	+	*Exploration Trophy {{--}} Do all of the following. Each one is worth 12%:
	**Throw a light switch rave twice		**Throw a light switch rave twice
	**Open the fridge once		**Open the fridge once
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	**Talk to the King of Town once while he's in the hole		**Talk to the King of Town once while he's in the hole
	**After you do all 8 of those you will get the remaining 4%		**After you do all 8 of those you will get the remaining 4%
-	*Hedge Clipping Trophy ~~—~~ Trim all four hedges. Each one is worth 25% They are located at:	+	*Hedge Clipping Trophy {{--}} Trim all four hedges. Each one is worth 25% They are located at:
	**The Track		**The Track
	**Near The Stick		**Near The Stick
	**Marzipan's house		**Marzipan's house
	**The King of Town's castle		**The King of Town's castle
-	*Nuisance Trophy ~~—~~ Do all of the following. Each one is worth 20%:	+	*Nuisance Trophy {{--}} Do all of the following. Each one is worth 20%:
	**Kick The Cheat into the dryer, then talk to him while he's in there		**Kick The Cheat into the dryer, then talk to him while he's in there
	**Talk to Homestar in the locker room 3 times about the race. Alternatively, speak to him twice in extended play		**Talk to Homestar in the locker room 3 times about the race. Alternatively, speak to him twice in extended play
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	**Insult Bubs once		**Insult Bubs once
	**Insult Coach Z in his office once, after the race. Alternatively, speak to him once in extended play		**Insult Coach Z in his office once, after the race. Alternatively, speak to him once in extended play
-	*Strong Sad Trophy ~~—~~ Do all of the following. Each one is worth 33%:	+	*Strong Sad Trophy {{--}} Do all of the following. Each one is worth 33%:
	**Insult Bubs twice		**Insult Bubs twice
	**Throw candy into a hole next to Marzipan's mailbox, when it's not covered		**Throw candy into a hole next to Marzipan's mailbox, when it's not covered
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	==Costume Items==		==Costume Items==
	The following are the location of all the costume items in the game. After finding each one it will be moved to the costume selection inside the Snap Shak, with the exception of the last one. If you leave the Snap Shak before taking off your costumes, you will automatically take them off to keep you from removing the costumes from the Snap Shak. Although, after you beat the game, you can take them out and walk around with them on as a reward.		The following are the location of all the costume items in the game. After finding each one it will be moved to the costume selection inside the Snap Shak, with the exception of the last one. If you leave the Snap Shak before taking off your costumes, you will automatically take them off to keep you from removing the costumes from the Snap Shak. Although, after you beat the game, you can take them out and walk around with them on as a reward.
-	*Burglar Beanie ~~—~~ Inside Strong Bad's mailbox, outside his house.	+	*Burglar Beanie {{--}} Inside Strong Bad's mailbox, outside his house.
-	*Biz Cas Fri Shirt ~~—~~ Inside the box located by the [[Snap Shak]].	+	*Biz Cas Fri Shirt {{--}} Inside the box located by the [[Snap Shak]].
-	*Mustache ~~—~~ Wedged inside the leftmost speaker at the track. Using the microphone on the right side of the track will result in the mustache falling out of the speaker and landing on the ground nearby.	+	*Mustache {{--}} Wedged inside the leftmost speaker at the track. Using the microphone on the right side of the track will result in the mustache falling out of the speaker and landing on the ground nearby.
-	*Chef Hat ~~—~~ After you get Homestar out of your kitchen, he will leave his chef hat on the WavyMic.	+	*Chef Hat {{--}} After you get Homestar out of your kitchen, he will leave his chef hat on the WavyMic.
-	*Champion's Belt ~~—~~ Rank up to Chainsaw Bocce Bowler.	+	*Champion's Belt {{--}} Rank up to Chainsaw Bocce Bowler.
-	*Squirrel Shirt ~~—~~ There are two ways to get this shirt.	+	*Squirrel Shirt {{--}} There are two ways to get this shirt.
	**Click on the leftmost light and your cursor will become the shirt. Then click on Strong Bad and you will put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.		**Click on the leftmost light and your cursor will become the shirt. Then click on Strong Bad and you will put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.
	**Run off the right end of the platform three times. After the third you will be on the under side of the platform. Walk over to the bottom of the entrance and Strong Bad will immediately put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.		**Run off the right end of the platform three times. After the third you will be on the under side of the platform. Walk over to the bottom of the entrance and Strong Bad will immediately put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.
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	== Teen Girl Squad Cards ==		== Teen Girl Squad Cards ==
	There are five secret Teen Girl Squad [[index cards]] on which Strong Bad jotted down an idea on how to kill off one of the girls.		There are five secret Teen Girl Squad [[index cards]] on which Strong Bad jotted down an idea on how to kill off one of the girls.
-	*Megaphone ~~—~~ Buried at The Track.	+	*Megaphone {{--}} Buried at The Track.
-	*Candy Bar ~~—~~ In a hole next to Marzipan's House. Pour Total Load down it.	+	*Candy Bar {{--}} In a hole next to Marzipan's House. Pour Total Load down it.
-	*Car Keys ~~—~~ Under the hood of the Cool Car (use the shovel).	+	*Car Keys {{--}} Under the hood of the Cool Car (use the shovel).
-	*Book ~~—~~ Buried in Strong Badia.	+	*Book {{--}} Buried in Strong Badia.
-	*Roach ~~—~~ Use the other four ideas properly in a comic.	+	*Roach {{--}} Use the other four ideas properly in a comic.

	==Snake Boxer Score==		==Snake Boxer Score==

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Teen Girl Squad Cards */ partial rv

The Knights Who Say Ni — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 01:10:25 GMT

Teen Girl Squad Cards: partial rv

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	*Car Keys — Under the hood of the Cool Car (use the shovel).		*Car Keys — Under the hood of the Cool Car (use the shovel).
	*Book — Buried in Strong Badia.		*Book — Buried in Strong Badia.
		+	*Roach — Use the other four ideas properly in a comic.

	==Snake Boxer Score==		==Snake Boxer Score==

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Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Wed, 07 Aug 2019 21:08:07 GMT

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	The process to get all four Coach Z trophies is as follows:		The process to get all four Coach Z trophies is as follows:

-	*Exploration Trophy - Do all of the following. Each one is worth 12%:	+	*Exploration Trophy — Do all of the following. Each one is worth 12%:
	**Throw a light switch rave twice		**Throw a light switch rave twice
	**Open the fridge once		**Open the fridge once
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	**Talk to the King of Town once while he's in the hole		**Talk to the King of Town once while he's in the hole
	**After you do all 8 of those you will get the remaining 4%		**After you do all 8 of those you will get the remaining 4%
-	*Hedge Clipping Trophy - Trim all four hedges. Each one is worth 25% They are located at:	+	*Hedge Clipping Trophy — Trim all four hedges. Each one is worth 25% They are located at:
	**The Track		**The Track
	**Near The Stick		**Near The Stick
	**Marzipan's house		**Marzipan's house
	**The King of Town's castle		**The King of Town's castle
-	*Nuisance Trophy - Do all of the following. Each one is worth 20%:	+	*Nuisance Trophy — Do all of the following. Each one is worth 20%:
	**Kick The Cheat into the dryer, then talk to him while he's in there		**Kick The Cheat into the dryer, then talk to him while he's in there
	**Talk to Homestar in the locker room 3 times about the race. Alternatively, speak to him twice in extended play		**Talk to Homestar in the locker room 3 times about the race. Alternatively, speak to him twice in extended play
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	**Insult Bubs once		**Insult Bubs once
	**Insult Coach Z in his office once, after the race. Alternatively, speak to him once in extended play		**Insult Coach Z in his office once, after the race. Alternatively, speak to him once in extended play
-	*Strong Sad Trophy - Do all of the following. Each one is worth 33%:	+	*Strong Sad Trophy — Do all of the following. Each one is worth 33%:
	**Insult Bubs twice		**Insult Bubs twice
	**Throw candy into a hole next to Marzipan's mailbox, when it's not covered		**Throw candy into a hole next to Marzipan's mailbox, when it's not covered
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	==Costume Items==		==Costume Items==
	The following are the location of all the costume items in the game. After finding each one it will be moved to the costume selection inside the Snap Shak, with the exception of the last one. If you leave the Snap Shak before taking off your costumes, you will automatically take them off to keep you from removing the costumes from the Snap Shak. Although, after you beat the game, you can take them out and walk around with them on as a reward.		The following are the location of all the costume items in the game. After finding each one it will be moved to the costume selection inside the Snap Shak, with the exception of the last one. If you leave the Snap Shak before taking off your costumes, you will automatically take them off to keep you from removing the costumes from the Snap Shak. Although, after you beat the game, you can take them out and walk around with them on as a reward.
-	*Burglar Beanie - Inside Strong Bad's mailbox, outside his house.	+	*Burglar Beanie — Inside Strong Bad's mailbox, outside his house.
-	*Biz Cas Fri Shirt - Inside the box located by the [[Snap Shak]].	+	*Biz Cas Fri Shirt — Inside the box located by the [[Snap Shak]].
-	*Mustache - Wedged inside the leftmost speaker at the track. Using the microphone on the right side of the track will result in the mustache falling out of the speaker and landing on the ground nearby.	+	*Mustache — Wedged inside the leftmost speaker at the track. Using the microphone on the right side of the track will result in the mustache falling out of the speaker and landing on the ground nearby.
-	*Chef Hat - After you get Homestar out of your kitchen, he will leave his chef hat on the WavyMic.	+	*Chef Hat — After you get Homestar out of your kitchen, he will leave his chef hat on the WavyMic.
-	*Champion's Belt - Rank up to Chainsaw Bocce Bowler.	+	*Champion's Belt — Rank up to Chainsaw Bocce Bowler.
-	*Squirrel Shirt - There are two ways to get this shirt.	+	*Squirrel Shirt — There are two ways to get this shirt.
	**Click on the leftmost light and your cursor will become the shirt. Then click on Strong Bad and you will put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.		**Click on the leftmost light and your cursor will become the shirt. Then click on Strong Bad and you will put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.
	**Run off the right end of the platform three times. After the third you will be on the under side of the platform. Walk over to the bottom of the entrance and Strong Bad will immediately put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.		**Run off the right end of the platform three times. After the third you will be on the under side of the platform. Walk over to the bottom of the entrance and Strong Bad will immediately put it on. After you take it off, it will not return to the costume selection. You will have to get it again.
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	== Teen Girl Squad Cards ==		== Teen Girl Squad Cards ==
	There are five secret Teen Girl Squad [[index cards]] on which Strong Bad jotted down an idea on how to kill off one of the girls.		There are five secret Teen Girl Squad [[index cards]] on which Strong Bad jotted down an idea on how to kill off one of the girls.
-	*Megaphone - Buried at The Track.	+	*Megaphone — Buried at The Track.
-	*Candy Bar - In a hole next to Marzipan's House. Pour Total Load down it.	+	*Candy Bar — In a hole next to Marzipan's House. Pour Total Load down it.
-	*Car Keys - Under the hood of the Cool Car (use the shovel).	+	*Car Keys — Under the hood of the Cool Car (use the shovel).
-	*Book - Buried in Strong Badia.	+	*Book — Buried in Strong Badia.
-	*Roach - Use the other four ideas properly in a comic.	+

	==Snake Boxer Score==		==Snake Boxer Score==

It's dot com: rv pending discussion

It's dot com — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:45:34 GMT

rv pending discussion

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	* ''The Homestar in the kitchen is trying to prepare candy to make up with Marzipan.''		* ''The Homestar in the kitchen is trying to prepare candy to make up with Marzipan.''
	* '''Homestar received a supply of Jela-Ton for coming in second in the race. It's sitting on the kitchen table. Hey, it was really you anyway, so no harm in taking it, right?'''		* '''Homestar received a supply of Jela-Ton for coming in second in the race. It's sitting on the kitchen table. Hey, it was really you anyway, so no harm in taking it, right?'''
-	* '''Check the Lappy to see a spam ~~email~~ advertising Total Load. Strong Bad thinks the stuff sounds great and orders some. Check again, and he'll have received a reply that it was delivered to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''	+	* '''Check the Lappy to see a spam e-mail advertising Total Load. Strong Bad thinks the stuff sounds great and orders some. Check again, and he'll have received a reply that it was delivered to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''
	* '''Watch TV to unlock the KOT's castle. Head there now.'''		* '''Watch TV to unlock the KOT's castle. Head there now.'''

Broncotroll: /* House of Strong */ AHAH! Now this one, is outta context.

Broncotroll — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:44:46 GMT

House of Strong: AHAH! Now this one, is outta context.

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	* ''The Homestar in the kitchen is trying to prepare candy to make up with Marzipan.''		* ''The Homestar in the kitchen is trying to prepare candy to make up with Marzipan.''
	* '''Homestar received a supply of Jela-Ton for coming in second in the race. It's sitting on the kitchen table. Hey, it was really you anyway, so no harm in taking it, right?'''		* '''Homestar received a supply of Jela-Ton for coming in second in the race. It's sitting on the kitchen table. Hey, it was really you anyway, so no harm in taking it, right?'''
-	* '''Check the Lappy to see a spam ~~e-mail~~ advertising Total Load. Strong Bad thinks the stuff sounds great and orders some. Check again, and he'll have received a reply that it was delivered to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''	+	* '''Check the Lappy to see a spam email advertising Total Load. Strong Bad thinks the stuff sounds great and orders some. Check again, and he'll have received a reply that it was delivered to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''
	* '''Watch TV to unlock the KOT's castle. Head there now.'''		* '''Watch TV to unlock the KOT's castle. Head there now.'''

Religious Corn: undid revision 716815; you just need to walk away from the locker room, it's not necessary to leave

Religious Corn — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 19:55:41 GMT

undid revision 716815; you just need to walk away from the locker room, it's not necessary to leave

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	* '''Tell Homestar to take a shower now, and he'll agree that he stinks and will quickly strip and dart into the shower.'''		* '''Tell Homestar to take a shower now, and he'll agree that he stinks and will quickly strip and dart into the shower.'''
	* '''Check Homestar's locker and remove his clothes. Finally, the perfect disguise is complete!'''		* '''Check Homestar's locker and remove his clothes. Finally, the perfect disguise is complete!'''
-	* '''Leave the ~~Track~~ and ~~choose any other location on the map~~.'''	+	* '''Leave the locker room and walk a short distance.'''

	As you leave, Homestar will notice that his clothes aren't in his locker. With no other choice, he'll dart out in the buff... in plain view of everyone else. He's in trouble now! But now that you have your disguise, you might be able to convince Coach Z to let you run... as Homestar!		As you leave, Homestar will notice that his clothes aren't in his locker. With no other choice, he'll dart out in the buff... in plain view of everyone else. He's in trouble now! But now that you have your disguise, you might be able to convince Coach Z to let you run... as Homestar!
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	'''Checkpoint:''' Your Hedge score should now be 75%. You'll have lost your onion, but gained Homestar's clothes. Combined with the float's head, this makes the full Homestar costume.		'''Checkpoint:''' Your Hedge score should now be 75%. You'll have lost your onion, but gained Homestar's clothes. Combined with the float's head, this makes the full Homestar costume.

-	* '''Return to the Track.'''
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-	~~===The Track===~~
	* '''Put on the Homestar costume.'''		* '''Put on the Homestar costume.'''
	* '''Talk to Coach Z and he'll start the race.'''		* '''Talk to Coach Z and he'll start the race.'''

CloneWarrior at 17:57, 17 January 2011

CloneWarrior — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:57:05 GMT

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	* '''Tell Homestar to take a shower now, and he'll agree that he stinks and will quickly strip and dart into the shower.'''		* '''Tell Homestar to take a shower now, and he'll agree that he stinks and will quickly strip and dart into the shower.'''
	* '''Check Homestar's locker and remove his clothes. Finally, the perfect disguise is complete!'''		* '''Check Homestar's locker and remove his clothes. Finally, the perfect disguise is complete!'''
-	* '''Leave the ~~locker room~~.'''	+	* '''Leave the Track and choose any other location on the map.'''

	As you leave, Homestar will notice that his clothes aren't in his locker. With no other choice, he'll dart out in the buff... in plain view of everyone else. He's in trouble now! But now that you have your disguise, you might be able to convince Coach Z to let you run... as Homestar!		As you leave, Homestar will notice that his clothes aren't in his locker. With no other choice, he'll dart out in the buff... in plain view of everyone else. He's in trouble now! But now that you have your disguise, you might be able to convince Coach Z to let you run... as Homestar!
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	'''Checkpoint:''' Your Hedge score should now be 75%. You'll have lost your onion, but gained Homestar's clothes. Combined with the float's head, this makes the full Homestar costume.		'''Checkpoint:''' Your Hedge score should now be 75%. You'll have lost your onion, but gained Homestar's clothes. Combined with the float's head, this makes the full Homestar costume.

		+	* '''Return to the Track.'''
		+
		+	===The Track===
	* '''Put on the Homestar costume.'''		* '''Put on the Homestar costume.'''
	* '''Talk to Coach Z and he'll start the race.'''		* '''Talk to Coach Z and he'll start the race.'''

DorianGray: Removing inconsistant "Extra Dialogue" section. We have the references lists and the responses pages for this sort of thing.

DorianGray — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 09:03:35 GMT

Removing inconsistant "Extra Dialogue" section. We have the references lists and the responses pages for this sort of thing.

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	*Book - Buried in Strong Badia.		*Book - Buried in Strong Badia.
	*Roach - Use the other four ideas properly in a comic.		*Roach - Use the other four ideas properly in a comic.
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	==Snake Boxer Score==		==Snake Boxer Score==
	You must reach round 15 or higher in order to achieve the maximum awesomeness score.		You must reach round 15 or higher in order to achieve the maximum awesomeness score.
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-	~~==Extra Dialogue==~~
-	~~Several times in the game there is extra dialogue that does not get you anything or advance the story in any way. The sole purpose of them is to be humorous. This is a list of them.~~
-	*If you prank call Marzipan before you burn down the float and while anywhere except Marzipan's house and the track, and then go to the track after the conversation ends, you will get bonus dialogue from Marzipan.
-	*If you trim Marzipan's hedge while she is home, she praises your work.
-	*If you try to decapitate the Homestar float while Marzipan is home, she yells at you.
-	*Put the Total Load in Strong Mad's lunch before framing Pom Pom.
-	*Each time you erase the results of the race (before winning it), you get a different intro to the race.

	{{SBCG4AP}}		{{SBCG4AP}}

	[[Category:Walkthroughs]]		[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Jay: Rewording

Jay — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:04:48 GMT

Rewording

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	* Ring Marzipan's doorbell four times to add to your Nuisance rating.		* Ring Marzipan's doorbell four times to add to your Nuisance rating.
-	* Now would also be a good time to prank call everyone you can on Homestar's phone; ~~however, you can not~~ call ~~Marzipan while at Marzipan's House: Stong Bad says, "Only an amateur tries to make a prank phone while standing within earshot of the parankee~~."	+	* Now would also be a good time to prank call everyone you can on Homestar's phone. Don't bother calling Marzipan (yet), but five other characters are available; call them all.
	* '''Observe the scraggly hedge near Marzipan's house.'''		* '''Observe the scraggly hedge near Marzipan's house.'''
	* ''Speak to Marzipan about the party to learn why Strong Bad wasn't invited.''		* ''Speak to Marzipan about the party to learn why Strong Bad wasn't invited.''