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	*{{prs\|1144775509785686018\|29\|June\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} When recommended he "sue, then settle", Strong Bad muses that "Susan Thensettle" should be the name for Jackson's rival/love interest.		*{{prs\|1144775509785686018\|29\|June\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} When recommended he "sue, then settle", Strong Bad muses that "Susan Thensettle" should be the name for Jackson's rival/love interest.
	*{{prs\|1248611910078976000\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Asked about [[Music Streaming Profiles\|music streaming]] for [[Songs#from Games\|songs from]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad remarks he'll have Jackson look into the rights for "[[Handle My Style]]" and "[[Food-Related Love]]".		*{{prs\|1248611910078976000\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Asked about [[Music Streaming Profiles\|music streaming]] for [[Songs#from Games\|songs from]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad remarks he'll have Jackson look into the rights for "[[Handle My Style]]" and "[[Food-Related Love]]".
-	*{{prs\|1248735595079352323\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad recommends a fan retain Jackson's services to clear the [https://www.whosampled.com/Strong-Bad/Everybody-to-the-Limit/ drum samples] from "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" with the estate of {{w\|James Brown}} to allow the song onto streaming services. He suggests "~~his number~~ is probably on the side of a bus somewhere", ~~suggesting Litigation Jackson~~ is a less-than-reputable lawyer.	+	*{{prs\|1248735595079352323\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad recommends a fan retain Jackson's services to clear the [https://www.whosampled.com/Strong-Bad/Everybody-to-the-Limit/ drum samples] from "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" with the estate of {{w\|James Brown}} to allow the song onto streaming services. He suggests Jackson's contact information "is probably on the side of a bus somewhere", implying he is a less-than-reputable lawyer.
-	*{{prs\|1331020393122033667\|23\|Nov\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad does not plan to sic Jackson on [https://crazygonutswalnuts.com/ Crazy Go Nuts Walnuts] (~~see~~ [[Crazy Go Nuts]]) unless they start selling [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar\|snacks shaped like his pants]].	+	*{{prs\|1331020393122033667\|23\|Nov\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad does not plan to sic Jackson on [https://crazygonutswalnuts.com/ Crazy Go Nuts Walnuts] (due to a similarity to [[Crazy Go Nuts]]) unless they start selling [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar\|snacks shaped like his pants]].

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Litigation Jackson */ rm/ordinal suffix

The Knights Who Say Ni — Tue, 23 May 2023 00:13:43 GMT

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	<blockquote>''"This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!"''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''"This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!"''</blockquote>

-	The film was one of the sponsors of [[A Decemberween Pageant]], alongside [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[Fluffy Puff Mayo\|Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]. It was released to theaters on December ~~27th~~, 2002, a few days after the pageant. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson in a field, running from a massive explosion while carrying a bankers box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS".	+	The film was one of the sponsors of [[A Decemberween Pageant]], alongside [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[Fluffy Puff Mayo\|Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]. It was released to theaters on December 27, 2002, a few days after the pageant. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson in a field, running from a massive explosion while carrying a bankers box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS".

	The movie was co-produced by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and the Delabors of Thorax Corporation. Thorax Legitimate and Sportsinterviews would later reunite to produce the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|''Peasant's Quest'' movie]].		The movie was co-produced by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and the Delabors of Thorax Corporation. Thorax Legitimate and Sportsinterviews would later reunite to produce the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|''Peasant's Quest'' movie]].

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Bleu Ninja — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 01:24:33 GMT

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	[[Image:Litigation Jackson.jpg\|thumb\|OBJECTION!]]		[[Image:Litigation Jackson.jpg\|thumb\|OBJECTION!]]
	__NOTOC__		__NOTOC__
-	Litigation Jackson is an action-oriented lawyer, featured in an eponymous series of {{w\|Action film\|action}}/{{w\|legal thriller}} [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]]. Both posters center Jackson (portrayed by [[Matt Chapman]]) posing dramatically with legal documents in front of large [[explosions]]. Although he serves as a {{w\|prosecutor\|prosecuting attorney}} in [[Free Country, USA]], [[Strong Bad]] describes Jackson as "more of a 'dive out of an exploding building with a box full of legal briefs' kinda lawyer than a 'showdown against an international foods juggernaut' lawyer".	+	'''Litigation Jackson''' is an action-oriented lawyer, featured in an eponymous series of {{w\|Action film\|action}}/{{w\|legal thriller}} [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]]. Both posters center Jackson (portrayed by [[Matt Chapman]]) posing dramatically with legal documents in front of large [[explosions]]. Although he serves as a {{w\|prosecutor\|prosecuting attorney}} in [[Free Country, USA]], [[Strong Bad]] describes Jackson as "more of a 'dive out of an exploding building with a box full of legal briefs' kinda lawyer than a 'showdown against an international foods juggernaut' lawyer".

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	Later appearances in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work treat Jackson as [[Made-up Real Things\|a real lawyer, not a fictional character]].		Later appearances in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work treat Jackson as [[Made-up Real Things\|a real lawyer, not a fictional character]].

-	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], Litigation Jackson left a message for [[Marzipan]]. Acting as the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]], he requested Marzipan testify as a witness in the case. He ended his call by repeating his catchphrase "The system really works, ''jerks!"''	+	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], Litigation Jackson left a message for [[Marzipan]]. Acting as the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]], he requested Marzipan testify as a witness in the case. He ended his call by repeating his catchphrase "The system really works, jerks!"

	On the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account, Litigation Jackson has become a [[running gag]] for any reason Strong Bad (or [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]) may want to engage in legal action:		On the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account, Litigation Jackson has become a [[running gag]] for any reason Strong Bad (or [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]) may want to engage in legal action:
	*{{prs\|888832229719330816\|22\|Jul\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Emphasizing that the characters' parody appearance on ''Robot Chicken'' was unofficial and done without permission, Strong Bad remarks "Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!"		*{{prs\|888832229719330816\|22\|Jul\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Emphasizing that the characters' parody appearance on ''Robot Chicken'' was unofficial and done without permission, Strong Bad remarks "Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!"
-	*{{prs\|918206192404586496\|11\|Oct\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad ~~expresses pleasure that~~ a lawyer is displaying a ''Litigation Jackson'' poster at their desk.	+	*{{prs\|918206192404586496\|11\|Oct\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad is pleased to see a lawyer displaying the ''Litigation Jackson'' poster at their desk.
	*{{prs\|1028313162741948417\|11\|Aug\|2018\|full=1}} {{--}} Explaining that a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items#Game Pieces\|meeple]] does not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]], Strong Bad describes Jackson as ill-equipped to go toe-to-toe with {{w\|Nescafé}}.		*{{prs\|1028313162741948417\|11\|Aug\|2018\|full=1}} {{--}} Explaining that a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items#Game Pieces\|meeple]] does not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]], Strong Bad describes Jackson as ill-equipped to go toe-to-toe with {{w\|Nescafé}}.
	*{{prs\|1086792667978186753\|19\|Jan\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} Litigation Jackson is sicced on an unlicensed Trogdor shirt being sold online.		*{{prs\|1086792667978186753\|19\|Jan\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} Litigation Jackson is sicced on an unlicensed Trogdor shirt being sold online.

Bleu Ninja: Major rework to structure. Adjust lede to prioritize character over movies. More tweets.

Bleu Ninja — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 01:17:49 GMT

Major rework to structure. Adjust lede to prioritize character over movies. More tweets.

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-	[[Image:Litigation Jackson.jpg\|thumb~~\|150px~~\|OBJECTION!]]	+	[[Image:Litigation Jackson.jpg\|thumb\|OBJECTION!]]
		+	__NOTOC__
		+	Litigation Jackson is an action-oriented lawyer, featured in an eponymous series of {{w\|Action film\|action}}/{{w\|legal thriller}} [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]]. Both posters center Jackson (portrayed by [[Matt Chapman]]) posing dramatically with legal documents in front of large [[explosions]]. Although he serves as a {{w\|prosecutor\|prosecuting attorney}} in [[Free Country, USA]], [[Strong Bad]] describes Jackson as "more of a 'dive out of an exploding building with a box full of legal briefs' kinda lawyer than a 'showdown against an international foods juggernaut' lawyer".
		+
		+	== Name ==
		+	The title parodies the 1988 film ''{{w\|Action Jackson (1988 film)\|Action Jackson}}''. To "{{w\|lawsuit\|litigate}}" means to engage in legal proceedings. "Legal action" is humorously conflated with the "action" movie genre; "Legal Action Jackson" could be considered a synonym for "Litigation Jackson".
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		+	The name "Litigation Jackson" previously appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], as the title for [[oldhr:gallery2/hair030.GIF\|a hairstyle in the gallery]] featuring hair resembling the letter J.
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		+	Similarly-named character Litigation ''Johnson'' offered a rave review of [[Thorax Corporation]] [[LLC,,.]]'s [[Thorax Corporation#Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C)\|"Program Congratulation™®©" Produkt]]: "THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has done it again! Honestly, they have broken (0) laws."
		+
		+	== Movies ==
	[[Image:Legal_Rampage.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Rampagin' the courtroom]]		[[Image:Legal_Rampage.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Rampagin' the courtroom]]
		+	=== ''Litigation Jackson'' ===
		+	<blockquote>''"This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!"''</blockquote>

-	~~'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series~~ of ~~action movies. The series contains at least two~~ [[~~Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies~~]], ~~both starring~~ [[~~Matt Chapman~~]] as Litigation Jackson~~, dressed~~ in a ~~typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]]~~ carrying ~~legal documents~~.	+	The film was one of the sponsors of [[A Decemberween Pageant]], alongside [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[Fluffy Puff Mayo\|Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]. It was released to theaters on December 27th, 2002, a few days after the pageant. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson in a field, running from a massive explosion while carrying a bankers box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS".

-	The ~~first film helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It~~ was released in theaters on December 27th, 2002, according to the toon's [[Generic Announcers\|announcer]]. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson running from an explosion with a box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS". According to this poster, the movie is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-~~trades writer/illustrator~~ [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and ~~one of~~ the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]]. ~~They~~ would later ~~collaborate on~~ the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|Peasant's Quest movie]].	+	The movie was co-produced by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and the Delabors of Thorax Corporation. Thorax Legitimate and Sportsinterviews would later reunite to produce the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|''Peasant's Quest'' movie]].

-	A sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]]~~, entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson in front~~ of ~~an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court\|New York Supreme Court]]. He is holding pages marked "Important Legal Documents"~~, ~~implying higher stakes than the box of plain old~~ "~~Legal Documents" in the original film. He appears to have gotten~~ a ~~perm between the first and second movies~~.	+	=== ''Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage'' ===
		+	The film's sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]]; the email had discussed several types of rampages Strong Bad could go on, including "a ''legal'' rampage."

-	~~In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]]~~ Litigation Jackson ~~called up [[Marzipan]]~~, ~~saying~~ he ~~was~~ the ~~attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z~~. ~~He then recites the tagline of~~ the ~~first film~~.	+	The poster features Litigation Jackson brandishing several "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film; he is standing outside the {{w\|New York County Courthouse}}, which is being rocked by another explosion. Although he appears to be wearing the same suit, his hair is noticeably curlier and he is wearing different sunglasses.

-	On [[~~@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816~~\|~~July 22, 2017~~]]~~, Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because~~ of ~~his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation~~ Jackson ~~poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]]~~ as ~~a figure in~~ [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up ~~Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689~~\|~~March 8~~, ~~2019]], Strong Bad claimed that~~ a ~~wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad~~]] ~~was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest~~.	+	== Other appearances ==
		+	Later appearances in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work treat Jackson as [[Made-up Real Things\|a real lawyer, not a fictional character]].

-	~~The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''~~[[~~Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson~~]]~~''. The name "~~Litigation Jackson~~" first appeared in the game~~ [[~~Hairstyle Runner~~]]~~, in which~~ [[~~oldhr:gallery2/hair030.GIF\|one of the hairstyles in the gallery~~]] ~~is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features~~ a ~~unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble~~ the ~~letter J~~. ~~This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson~~", ~~a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation~~'s "~~PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.~~	+	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], Litigation Jackson left a message for [[Marzipan]]. Acting as the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]], he requested Marzipan testify as a witness in the case. He ended his call by repeating his catchphrase "The system really works, ''jerks!"''

-	~~To "litigate" means to contest~~ or engage in ~~legal proceedings, or to take~~ legal action~~. This use of~~ the ~~word~~ "~~action~~" is ~~conflated~~ with ~~the action movie genre~~. "Litigation Jackson" ~~could be considered a legal action movie~~, or be ~~titled~~ "~~Legal Action~~ Jackson".	+	On the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account, Litigation Jackson has become a [[running gag]] for any reason Strong Bad (or [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]) may want to engage in legal action:
		+	*{{prs\|888832229719330816\|22\|Jul\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Emphasizing that the characters' parody appearance on ''Robot Chicken'' was unofficial and done without permission, Strong Bad remarks "Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!"
		+	*{{prs\|918206192404586496\|11\|Oct\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a lawyer is displaying a ''Litigation Jackson'' poster at their desk.
		+	*{{prs\|1028313162741948417\|11\|Aug\|2018\|full=1}} {{--}} Explaining that a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items#Game Pieces\|meeple]] does not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]], Strong Bad describes Jackson as ill-equipped to go toe-to-toe with {{w\|Nescafé}}.
		+	*{{prs\|1086792667978186753\|19\|Jan\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} Litigation Jackson is sicced on an unlicensed Trogdor shirt being sold online.
		+	*{{prs\|1103906260833906689\|8\|Mar\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} A wine label with an illustration resembling [[The Ugly One#New Hotness\|The Hotgly One]] is judged to be "not quite in Litigation Jackson territory".
		+	*{{prs\|1144775509785686018\|29\|June\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} When recommended he "sue, then settle", Strong Bad muses that "Susan Thensettle" should be the name for Jackson's rival/love interest.
		+	*{{prs\|1248611910078976000\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Asked about [[Music Streaming Profiles\|music streaming]] for [[Songs#from Games\|songs from]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad remarks he'll have Jackson look into the rights for "[[Handle My Style]]" and "[[Food-Related Love]]".
		+	*{{prs\|1248735595079352323\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad recommends a fan retain Jackson's services to clear the [https://www.whosampled.com/Strong-Bad/Everybody-to-the-Limit/ drum samples] from "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" with the estate of {{w\|James Brown}} to allow the song onto streaming services. He suggests "his number is probably on the side of a bus somewhere", suggesting Litigation Jackson is a less-than-reputable lawyer.
		+	*{{prs\|1331020393122033667\|23\|Nov\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad does not plan to sic Jackson on [https://crazygonutswalnuts.com/ Crazy Go Nuts Walnuts] (see [[Crazy Go Nuts]]) unless they start selling [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar\|snacks shaped like his pants]].

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

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	On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.		On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.

-	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which [~~https~~:~~//old.homestarrunner.com/~~gallery2/hair030.GIF one of the hairstyles in the gallery] is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.	+	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which [[oldhr:gallery2/hair030.GIF\|one of the hairstyles in the gallery]] is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.

	To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".		To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".

Bleu Ninja: linked LJ hairstyle

Bleu Ninja — Wed, 04 Aug 2021 16:39:20 GMT

linked LJ hairstyle

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	On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.		On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.

-	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.	+	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which [https://old.homestarrunner.com/gallery2/hair030.GIF one of the hairstyles in the gallery] is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.

	To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".		To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".

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	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.		'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.

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	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.		'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.

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-	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him ~~standing~~ in front of [[explosions]] ~~with~~ legal documents.	+	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.

	The first film helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was released in theaters on December 27th, 2002, according to the toon's [[Generic Announcers\|announcer]]. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson running from an explosion with a box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS". According to this poster, the movie is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and one of the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]]. They would later collaborate on the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|Peasant's Quest movie]].		The first film helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was released in theaters on December 27th, 2002, according to the toon's [[Generic Announcers\|announcer]]. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson running from an explosion with a box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS". According to this poster, the movie is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and one of the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]]. They would later collaborate on the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|Peasant's Quest movie]].

	A sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]], entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson in front of an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court\|New York Supreme Court]]. He is holding pages marked "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.		A sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]], entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson in front of an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court\|New York Supreme Court]]. He is holding pages marked "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.
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-	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.
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-	To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".

	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z. He then recites the tagline of the first film.		In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z. He then recites the tagline of the first film.

	On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.		On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.
		+
		+	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.
		+
		+	To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

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	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z. He then recites the tagline of the first film.		In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z. He then recites the tagline of the first film.

-	On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On July 22, 2017, Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On October 11, 2017, Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On August 11, 2018, Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from Nescafé. On January 19, 2019, Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On March 8, 2019, Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On June 28, 2019, he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.	+	On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

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	*{{prs\|1144775509785686018\|29\|June\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} When recommended he "sue, then settle", Strong Bad muses that "Susan Thensettle" should be the name for Jackson's rival/love interest.		*{{prs\|1144775509785686018\|29\|June\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} When recommended he "sue, then settle", Strong Bad muses that "Susan Thensettle" should be the name for Jackson's rival/love interest.
	*{{prs\|1248611910078976000\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Asked about [[Music Streaming Profiles\|music streaming]] for [[Songs#from Games\|songs from]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad remarks he'll have Jackson look into the rights for "[[Handle My Style]]" and "[[Food-Related Love]]".		*{{prs\|1248611910078976000\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Asked about [[Music Streaming Profiles\|music streaming]] for [[Songs#from Games\|songs from]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad remarks he'll have Jackson look into the rights for "[[Handle My Style]]" and "[[Food-Related Love]]".
-	*{{prs\|1248735595079352323\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad recommends a fan retain Jackson's services to clear the [https://www.whosampled.com/Strong-Bad/Everybody-to-the-Limit/ drum samples] from "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" with the estate of {{w\|James Brown}} to allow the song onto streaming services. He suggests "~~his number~~ is probably on the side of a bus somewhere", ~~suggesting Litigation Jackson~~ is a less-than-reputable lawyer.	+	*{{prs\|1248735595079352323\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad recommends a fan retain Jackson's services to clear the [https://www.whosampled.com/Strong-Bad/Everybody-to-the-Limit/ drum samples] from "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" with the estate of {{w\|James Brown}} to allow the song onto streaming services. He suggests Jackson's contact information "is probably on the side of a bus somewhere", implying he is a less-than-reputable lawyer.
-	*{{prs\|1331020393122033667\|23\|Nov\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad does not plan to sic Jackson on [https://crazygonutswalnuts.com/ Crazy Go Nuts Walnuts] (~~see~~ [[Crazy Go Nuts]]) unless they start selling [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar\|snacks shaped like his pants]].	+	*{{prs\|1331020393122033667\|23\|Nov\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad does not plan to sic Jackson on [https://crazygonutswalnuts.com/ Crazy Go Nuts Walnuts] (due to a similarity to [[Crazy Go Nuts]]) unless they start selling [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar\|snacks shaped like his pants]].

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

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		+	__NOTOC__
		+	Litigation Jackson is an action-oriented lawyer, featured in an eponymous series of {{w\|Action film\|action}}/{{w\|legal thriller}} [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]]. Both posters center Jackson (portrayed by [[Matt Chapman]]) posing dramatically with legal documents in front of large [[explosions]]. Although he serves as a {{w\|prosecutor\|prosecuting attorney}} in [[Free Country, USA]], [[Strong Bad]] describes Jackson as "more of a 'dive out of an exploding building with a box full of legal briefs' kinda lawyer than a 'showdown against an international foods juggernaut' lawyer".
		+
		+	== Name ==
		+	The title parodies the 1988 film ''{{w\|Action Jackson (1988 film)\|Action Jackson}}''. To "{{w\|lawsuit\|litigate}}" means to engage in legal proceedings. "Legal action" is humorously conflated with the "action" movie genre; "Legal Action Jackson" could be considered a synonym for "Litigation Jackson".
		+
		+	The name "Litigation Jackson" previously appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], as the title for [[oldhr:gallery2/hair030.GIF\|a hairstyle in the gallery]] featuring hair resembling the letter J.
		+
		+	Similarly-named character Litigation ''Johnson'' offered a rave review of [[Thorax Corporation]] [[LLC,,.]]'s [[Thorax Corporation#Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C)\|"Program Congratulation™®©" Produkt]]: "THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has done it again! Honestly, they have broken (0) laws."
		+
		+	== Movies ==
	[[Image:Legal_Rampage.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Rampagin' the courtroom]]		[[Image:Legal_Rampage.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Rampagin' the courtroom]]
		+	=== ''Litigation Jackson'' ===
		+	<blockquote>''"This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!"''</blockquote>

-	~~'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series~~ of ~~action movies. The series contains at least two~~ [[~~Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies~~]], ~~both starring~~ [[~~Matt Chapman~~]] as Litigation Jackson~~, dressed~~ in a ~~typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]]~~ carrying ~~legal documents~~.	+	The film was one of the sponsors of [[A Decemberween Pageant]], alongside [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[Fluffy Puff Mayo\|Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]. It was released to theaters on December 27th, 2002, a few days after the pageant. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson in a field, running from a massive explosion while carrying a bankers box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS".

-	The ~~first film helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It~~ was released in theaters on December 27th, 2002, according to the toon's [[Generic Announcers\|announcer]]. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson running from an explosion with a box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS". According to this poster, the movie is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-~~trades writer/illustrator~~ [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and ~~one of~~ the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]]. ~~They~~ would later ~~collaborate on~~ the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|Peasant's Quest movie]].	+	The movie was co-produced by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and the Delabors of Thorax Corporation. Thorax Legitimate and Sportsinterviews would later reunite to produce the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|''Peasant's Quest'' movie]].

-	A sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]]~~, entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson in front~~ of ~~an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court\|New York Supreme Court]]. He is holding pages marked "Important Legal Documents"~~, ~~implying higher stakes than the box of plain old~~ "~~Legal Documents" in the original film. He appears to have gotten~~ a ~~perm between the first and second movies~~.	+	=== ''Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage'' ===
		+	The film's sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]]; the email had discussed several types of rampages Strong Bad could go on, including "a ''legal'' rampage."

-	~~In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]]~~ Litigation Jackson ~~called up [[Marzipan]]~~, ~~saying~~ he ~~was~~ the ~~attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z~~. ~~He then recites the tagline of~~ the ~~first film~~.	+	The poster features Litigation Jackson brandishing several "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film; he is standing outside the {{w\|New York County Courthouse}}, which is being rocked by another explosion. Although he appears to be wearing the same suit, his hair is noticeably curlier and he is wearing different sunglasses.

-	On [[~~@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816~~\|~~July 22, 2017~~]]~~, Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because~~ of ~~his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation~~ Jackson ~~poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]]~~ as ~~a figure in~~ [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up ~~Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689~~\|~~March 8~~, ~~2019]], Strong Bad claimed that~~ a ~~wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad~~]] ~~was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest~~.	+	== Other appearances ==
		+	Later appearances in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work treat Jackson as [[Made-up Real Things\|a real lawyer, not a fictional character]].

-	~~The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''~~[[~~Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson~~]]~~''. The name "~~Litigation Jackson~~" first appeared in the game~~ [[~~Hairstyle Runner~~]]~~, in which~~ [[~~oldhr:gallery2/hair030.GIF\|one of the hairstyles in the gallery~~]] ~~is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features~~ a ~~unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble~~ the ~~letter J~~. ~~This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson~~", ~~a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation~~'s "~~PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.~~	+	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], Litigation Jackson left a message for [[Marzipan]]. Acting as the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]], he requested Marzipan testify as a witness in the case. He ended his call by repeating his catchphrase "The system really works, ''jerks!"''

-	~~To "litigate" means to contest~~ or engage in ~~legal proceedings, or to take~~ legal action~~. This use of~~ the ~~word~~ "~~action~~" is ~~conflated~~ with ~~the action movie genre~~. "Litigation Jackson" ~~could be considered a legal action movie~~, or be ~~titled~~ "~~Legal Action~~ Jackson".	+	On the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account, Litigation Jackson has become a [[running gag]] for any reason Strong Bad (or [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]) may want to engage in legal action:
		+	*{{prs\|888832229719330816\|22\|Jul\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Emphasizing that the characters' parody appearance on ''Robot Chicken'' was unofficial and done without permission, Strong Bad remarks "Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!"
		+	*{{prs\|918206192404586496\|11\|Oct\|2017\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a lawyer is displaying a ''Litigation Jackson'' poster at their desk.
		+	*{{prs\|1028313162741948417\|11\|Aug\|2018\|full=1}} {{--}} Explaining that a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items#Game Pieces\|meeple]] does not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]], Strong Bad describes Jackson as ill-equipped to go toe-to-toe with {{w\|Nescafé}}.
		+	*{{prs\|1086792667978186753\|19\|Jan\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} Litigation Jackson is sicced on an unlicensed Trogdor shirt being sold online.
		+	*{{prs\|1103906260833906689\|8\|Mar\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} A wine label with an illustration resembling [[The Ugly One#New Hotness\|The Hotgly One]] is judged to be "not quite in Litigation Jackson territory".
		+	*{{prs\|1144775509785686018\|29\|June\|2019\|full=1}} {{--}} When recommended he "sue, then settle", Strong Bad muses that "Susan Thensettle" should be the name for Jackson's rival/love interest.
		+	*{{prs\|1248611910078976000\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Asked about [[Music Streaming Profiles\|music streaming]] for [[Songs#from Games\|songs from]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad remarks he'll have Jackson look into the rights for "[[Handle My Style]]" and "[[Food-Related Love]]".
		+	*{{prs\|1248735595079352323\|10\|Apr\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad recommends a fan retain Jackson's services to clear the [https://www.whosampled.com/Strong-Bad/Everybody-to-the-Limit/ drum samples] from "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" with the estate of {{w\|James Brown}} to allow the song onto streaming services. He suggests "his number is probably on the side of a bus somewhere", suggesting Litigation Jackson is a less-than-reputable lawyer.
		+	*{{prs\|1331020393122033667\|23\|Nov\|2020\|full=1}} {{--}} Strong Bad does not plan to sic Jackson on [https://crazygonutswalnuts.com/ Crazy Go Nuts Walnuts] (see [[Crazy Go Nuts]]) unless they start selling [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar\|snacks shaped like his pants]].

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

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	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.		'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.

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	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.		'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.

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	[[Image:Legal_rampage.png\|thumb\|150px\|Rampagin' the courtroom]]		[[Image:Legal_rampage.png\|thumb\|150px\|Rampagin' the courtroom]]

-	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him ~~standing~~ in front of [[explosions]] ~~with~~ legal documents.	+	'''Litigation Jackson''' is a series of action movies. The series contains at least two [[Electronic Media and Film#Movies\|movies]], both starring [[Matt Chapman]] as Litigation Jackson, dressed in a typical lawyer costume. Both posters show him in front of [[explosions]] carrying legal documents.

	The first film helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was released in theaters on December 27th, 2002, according to the toon's [[Generic Announcers\|announcer]]. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson running from an explosion with a box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS". According to this poster, the movie is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and one of the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]]. They would later collaborate on the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|Peasant's Quest movie]].		The first film helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was released in theaters on December 27th, 2002, according to the toon's [[Generic Announcers\|announcer]]. The film's poster portrays Litigation Jackson running from an explosion with a box labeled "LEGAL DOCUMENTS". According to this poster, the movie is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and one of the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]]. They would later collaborate on the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer\|Peasant's Quest movie]].

	A sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]], entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson in front of an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court\|New York Supreme Court]]. He is holding pages marked "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.		A sequel was revealed in an [[Easter egg]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[rampage]], entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson in front of an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court\|New York Supreme Court]]. He is holding pages marked "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.
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-	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.
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-	To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".

	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z. He then recites the tagline of the first film.		In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things\|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z. He then recites the tagline of the first film.

	On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.		On [[@StrongBadActual]], Litigation Jackson has become a running gag for any reason Strong Bad may want to sue another party. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888832229719330816\|July 22, 2017]], Strong Bad threatens to call Litigation Jackson because of his unofficial appearance on Robot Chicken. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#918206192404586496\|October 11, 2017]], Strong Bad expresses pleasure that a law firm has a Litigation Jackson poster hanging in its office. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1028313162741948417\|August 11, 2018]], Strong Bad would rather not include [[Homsar]]'s "Taster's Choice" drawing from [[dragon]] as a figure in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] rather than ask Litigation Jackson to license it from [[wikipedia:Nescafé\|Nescafé]]. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1086792667978186753\|January 19, 2019]], Strong Bad said he would call up Litigation Jackson in response to discovering that an unofficial Trogdor shirt was being sold online. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1103906260833906689\|March 8, 2019]], Strong Bad claimed that a wine whose label resembled [[Teen Girl Squad]] was not quite in Litigation Jackson territory. On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1144775509785686018\|June 29, 2019]], he suggests that Susan Thensettle may be the name for his rival/love interest.
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		+	The title is a parody of the 1988 film ''[[Wikipedia:Action Jackson\|Action Jackson]]''. The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J. This name could have been a reference to "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax Corporation's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.
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		+	To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings, or to take legal action. This use of the word "action" is conflated with the action movie genre. "Litigation Jackson" could be considered a legal action movie, or be titled "Legal Action Jackson".

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