Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 - Revision history

Bleu Ninja: /* Transcript */ ref/note rather than manual footnote-ery

Bleu Ninja — Tue, 12 Nov 2024 18:25:57 GMT

Transcript: ref/note rather than manual footnote-ery

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	:'''{{p\|l=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQO1RHETKy4&t=20m59s 20:59}} - 22:10'''		:'''{{p\|l=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQO1RHETKy4&t=20m59s 20:59}} - 22:10'''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaks in a Southern voice}'' Hey, Marzipan. This is... the new girl character in town. Sharpdene. That's my name, Sharpdene. You'd better watch your back! You're not the only girl around no more! Now that Sharpdene's gonna stake her claim! I'm a real good character. You look like a broomstick? Well, guess what. I look like... a coat rack. Skinny Tall. That... that was my grandmummer's name. Grandmummer Skinny Tall. She is DEAD! Hey, guess what, Marzipan, since I'm Sharpdene. We gon' fight. We gon' fight one another. Out by The Stick. Do you have a boyfriend, I'ma steal your boyfriend. My daddy owns a movin' company. So if you don't want me to pound you into salt... patch, then you'd better bake me some'n gooood, Marzipan. That's right, some kind of pie-brownies-cakey~~<sup><small>[[#Footnote~~\|1~~]]</small></sup>~~... Now you leave that for me... where{{--}} where I'm stayin' at. Which is Strong Bad's kitchen table. Okay! Sharpdene is on the prowl! This is goin' somewhere!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaks in a Southern voice}'' Hey, Marzipan. This is... the new girl character in town. Sharpdene. That's my name, Sharpdene. You'd better watch your back! You're not the only girl around no more! Now that Sharpdene's gonna stake her claim! I'm a real good character. You look like a broomstick? Well, guess what. I look like... a coat rack. Skinny Tall. That... that was my grandmummer's name. Grandmummer Skinny Tall. She is DEAD! Hey, guess what, Marzipan, since I'm Sharpdene. We gon' fight. We gon' fight one another. Out by The Stick. Do you have a boyfriend, I'ma steal your boyfriend. My daddy owns a movin' company. So if you don't want me to pound you into salt... patch, then you'd better bake me some'n gooood, Marzipan. That's right, some kind of pie-brownies-cakey{{ref\|1}}... Now you leave that for me... where{{--}} where I'm stayin' at. Which is Strong Bad's kitchen table. Okay! Sharpdene is on the prowl! This is goin' somewhere!

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	===Footnote===		===Footnote===
-	#This word may also be "cookie".	+	# {{note\|1}} This word may also be "cookie".

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Real-World References */ updating Jeremy Lin information

The Knights Who Say Ni — Thu, 18 Jan 2024 04:55:56 GMT

Real-World References: updating Jeremy Lin information

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	*Homestar is excited for the release of the [[Wikipedia:Ouya\|Ouya]], a Kickstarted game console that was met with initial positive reception, but flopped due to poor sales.		*Homestar is excited for the release of the [[Wikipedia:Ouya\|Ouya]], a Kickstarted game console that was met with initial positive reception, but flopped due to poor sales.
	**He also claims it will out-perform Sony (who make the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation\|PlayStation]]), [[Nintendo]], [[Wikipedia:Coleco\|Coleco]], [[Wikipedia:Jose Canseco\|Canseco]], and [[Wikipedia:Jaleco\|Jaleco]].		**He also claims it will out-perform Sony (who make the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation\|PlayStation]]), [[Nintendo]], [[Wikipedia:Coleco\|Coleco]], [[Wikipedia:Jose Canseco\|Canseco]], and [[Wikipedia:Jaleco\|Jaleco]].
-	*~~[[Wikipedia:Jeremy Lin~~\|Jeremy Lin]] is ~~an [[Wikipedia:NBA~~\|NBA]] player who currently plays for the ~~[[Wikipedia:Brooklyn Nets~~\|~~Brooklyn Nets]]~~. "Linsanity" refers to how Lin, an undrafted free agent out of Harvard, made an immediate impact on the ~~[[Wikipedia:New York Knicks~~\|New York Knicks]] when he signed with them for his second season. He has not achieved that level of notoriety since.	+	*{{w\|Jeremy Lin}} is a former {{w\|NBA}} player who currently plays for the {{w\|New Taipei Kings}} of the Taiwanese {{w\|P. League+}}. "Linsanity" refers to how Lin, an undrafted free agent out of Harvard, made an immediate impact on the {{w\|New York Knicks}} when he signed with them for his second season. He has not achieved that level of notoriety since.
	*As the Poopsmith mentioned, [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith\|Mike Nesmith]] was a member of the 1960s band [[Wikipedia:The Monkees\|The Monkees]], where he played guitar and keyboards. His song "[[Wikipedia:Different Drum\|Different Drum]]", which he wrote in 1965, was a 1967 Top 20 hit for the band [[Wikipedia:Stone Poneys\|Stone Poneys]], which featured a young [[Wikipedia:Linda Ronstadt\|Linda Ronstadt]] as lead singer.		*As the Poopsmith mentioned, [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith\|Mike Nesmith]] was a member of the 1960s band [[Wikipedia:The Monkees\|The Monkees]], where he played guitar and keyboards. His song "[[Wikipedia:Different Drum\|Different Drum]]", which he wrote in 1965, was a 1967 Top 20 hit for the band [[Wikipedia:Stone Poneys\|Stone Poneys]], which featured a young [[Wikipedia:Linda Ronstadt\|Linda Ronstadt]] as lead singer.
	*[[Wikipedia:Ron Sexsmith\|Ron Sexsmith]] is a Canadian pop-folk singer.		*[[Wikipedia:Ron Sexsmith\|Ron Sexsmith]] is a Canadian pop-folk singer.

73.147.226.56: /* Opening */

73.147.226.56 — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 16:48:02 GMT

Opening

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Why the crap is her mailbox full?		'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Why the crap is her mailbox full?

-	''{Cut to Marzipan's answering machine, which ~~is bulging,~~ appears to be in poor condition, and ~~has~~ green ~~goo coming out the bottom~~. The display shows glitchy symbols throughout the toon.}''	+	''{Cut to Marzipan's answering machine, which appears to be in poor condition, with exposed wiring, a distinct bulge, and leaking some form of green liquid. The display shows glitchy symbols throughout the toon.}''

	=== Marzipan's Greeting ===		=== Marzipan's Greeting ===

Pentagonanimates: /* Trivia */

Pentagonanimates — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 17:41:30 GMT

Trivia

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	[[File:DigitalHomestar.png\|right\|thumb\|Oh hewwo!]]		[[File:DigitalHomestar.png\|right\|thumb\|Oh hewwo!]]
	*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.		*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.
-	*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"	+	*The YouTube description for this toon is "[[Everybody Everybody\|Everybody, everybody]] calls to leave Marzipan a message!"
	*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but at the time of publishing, it was nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[I Killed Pom Pom]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].		*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but at the time of publishing, it was nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[I Killed Pom Pom]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].
	*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].		*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].

Stux: try to make this fact stand the test of time a little so it doesn't have to be updated as longest toon lengths change

Stux — Fri, 23 Dec 2022 21:38:37 GMT

try to make this fact stand the test of time a little so it doesn't have to be updated as longest toon lengths change

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	*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.		*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.
	*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"		*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"
-	*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but it's nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[~~parenting~~]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].	+	*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but at the time of publishing, it was nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[I Killed Pom Pom]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].
	*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].		*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].
	*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years earlier on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days; it has since been surpassed by the seven-and-a-half-year gap between the big toons [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] and [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].		*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years earlier on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days; it has since been surpassed by the seven-and-a-half-year gap between the big toons [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] and [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].

HoveringSombrero: /* Trivia */

HoveringSombrero — Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:59:47 GMT

Trivia

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	*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.		*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.
	*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"		*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"
-	*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but it's nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[~~I Killed Pom Pom~~]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].	+	*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but it's nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[parenting]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].
	*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].		*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].
	*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years earlier on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days; it has since been surpassed by the seven-and-a-half-year gap between the big toons [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] and [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].		*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years earlier on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days; it has since been surpassed by the seven-and-a-half-year gap between the big toons [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] and [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].

HoveringSombrero: /* Trivia */ better link

HoveringSombrero — Tue, 22 Nov 2022 17:24:36 GMT

Trivia: better link

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	*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"		*The YouTube description for this toon is "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"
	*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but it's nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[I Killed Pom Pom]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].		*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length\|longest toon on the site]], but it's nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[I Killed Pom Pom]], and twice as long as the review/instructional video [[Six-Sadded, Die]].
-	*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[~~Wikipedia~~:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].	+	*This is the second known time that [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[TMBW:John Linnell\|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].
	*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years earlier on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days; it has since been surpassed by the seven-and-a-half-year gap between the big toons [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] and [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].		*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years earlier on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days; it has since been surpassed by the seven-and-a-half-year gap between the big toons [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] and [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].
	*This is the first [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] to show a location other than Marzipan's house outside of an Easter egg.		*This is the first [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] to show a location other than Marzipan's house outside of an Easter egg.

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:18:30 GMT

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

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It's dot com: reverted; when that happens a null edit will fix it

It's dot com — Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:31:23 GMT

reverted; when that happens a null edit will fix it

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
-	{{nextlinks\|{{HR\|mam\|17}}\|old=answer17\|oldnoswf=1\|youtube=DQO1RHETKy4\|37796}}	+	{{nextlinks\|{{HR\|mam\|\|}}\|old=answer17\|oldnoswf=1\|youtube=DQO1RHETKy4\|37796}}

Keegster2: Somethin' broke because the nextlinks template had somethin' weird in it.

Keegster2 — Sun, 30 Oct 2022 05:59:18 GMT

Somethin' broke because the nextlinks template had somethin' weird in it.

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
-	{{nextlinks\|{{HR\|mam\|\|}}\|old=answer17\|oldnoswf=1\|youtube=DQO1RHETKy4\|37796}}	+	{{nextlinks\|{{HR\|mam\|17}}\|old=answer17\|oldnoswf=1\|youtube=DQO1RHETKy4\|37796}}

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	*Homestar is excited for the release of the [[Wikipedia:Ouya\|Ouya]], a Kickstarted game console that was met with initial positive reception, but flopped due to poor sales.		*Homestar is excited for the release of the [[Wikipedia:Ouya\|Ouya]], a Kickstarted game console that was met with initial positive reception, but flopped due to poor sales.
	**He also claims it will out-perform Sony (who make the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation\|PlayStation]]), [[Nintendo]], [[Wikipedia:Coleco\|Coleco]], [[Wikipedia:Jose Canseco\|Canseco]], and [[Wikipedia:Jaleco\|Jaleco]].		**He also claims it will out-perform Sony (who make the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation\|PlayStation]]), [[Nintendo]], [[Wikipedia:Coleco\|Coleco]], [[Wikipedia:Jose Canseco\|Canseco]], and [[Wikipedia:Jaleco\|Jaleco]].
-	*~~[[Wikipedia:Jeremy Lin~~\|Jeremy Lin]] is ~~an [[Wikipedia:NBA~~\|NBA]] player who currently plays for the ~~[[Wikipedia:Brooklyn Nets~~\|~~Brooklyn Nets]]~~. "Linsanity" refers to how Lin, an undrafted free agent out of Harvard, made an immediate impact on the ~~[[Wikipedia:New York Knicks~~\|New York Knicks]] when he signed with them for his second season. He has not achieved that level of notoriety since.	+	*{{w\|Jeremy Lin}} is a former {{w\|NBA}} player who currently plays for the {{w\|New Taipei Kings}} of the Taiwanese {{w\|P. League+}}. "Linsanity" refers to how Lin, an undrafted free agent out of Harvard, made an immediate impact on the {{w\|New York Knicks}} when he signed with them for his second season. He has not achieved that level of notoriety since.
	*As the Poopsmith mentioned, [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith\|Mike Nesmith]] was a member of the 1960s band [[Wikipedia:The Monkees\|The Monkees]], where he played guitar and keyboards. His song "[[Wikipedia:Different Drum\|Different Drum]]", which he wrote in 1965, was a 1967 Top 20 hit for the band [[Wikipedia:Stone Poneys\|Stone Poneys]], which featured a young [[Wikipedia:Linda Ronstadt\|Linda Ronstadt]] as lead singer.		*As the Poopsmith mentioned, [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith\|Mike Nesmith]] was a member of the 1960s band [[Wikipedia:The Monkees\|The Monkees]], where he played guitar and keyboards. His song "[[Wikipedia:Different Drum\|Different Drum]]", which he wrote in 1965, was a 1967 Top 20 hit for the band [[Wikipedia:Stone Poneys\|Stone Poneys]], which featured a young [[Wikipedia:Linda Ronstadt\|Linda Ronstadt]] as lead singer.
	*[[Wikipedia:Ron Sexsmith\|Ron Sexsmith]] is a Canadian pop-folk singer.		*[[Wikipedia:Ron Sexsmith\|Ron Sexsmith]] is a Canadian pop-folk singer.