Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 - Revision history

Bleu Ninja: /* Fun Facts */ Subheads. Remove long-debunked refererence to UMFM and offer alternate Fun Fact.

Bleu Ninja — Wed, 11 Dec 2024 20:09:01 GMT

Fun Facts: Subheads. Remove long-debunked refererence to UMFM and offer alternate Fun Fact.

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	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
-	*~~It had been mistakenly assumed that the Kevin in this toon was~~ [[~~UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003\|Kevin Scott~~]]~~, who once interviewed~~ the ~~Chaps~~. ~~He later denied this, and, in fact, in~~ the [[~~Everything Else, Volume 1~~]] ~~commentary~~ for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], ~~it was revealed that~~ [[~~Craig Zobel~~]] ~~provided the voice of~~ Kevin ~~here~~.	+	===Trivia===
		+	*Series co-creator [[Craig Zobel]] provided the voice of Kevin.
		+	**In the [[Fluffy Puff Commercial#First Commentary Transcript\|DVD commentary]] for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Mike Chapman]] mentions that they would occasionally receive fan mail remarking on how "hot" Kevin sounded; these emails would be obligingly forwarded to Zobel.
		+	===Goofs===
	*Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4".		*Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4".

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:18:36 GMT

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

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	=== Message 5 ===		=== Message 5 ===
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and~~—~~ and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might~~—~~ I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and{{--}} and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might{{--}} I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.

	=== Message 4 ===		=== Message 4 ===
-	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could~~—~~ I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!	+	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could{{--}} I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!

	=== Message 3 ===		=== Message 3 ===

Bobmath: /* External Links */ use defaultsort for category ordering

Bobmath — Sat, 13 Feb 2021 00:59:22 GMT

External Links: use defaultsort for category ordering

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The Cheatbot: switch to nextlinks

The Cheatbot — Sun, 07 Feb 2021 21:51:42 GMT

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}		{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}
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The Cheatbot: update nav template

The Cheatbot — Sat, 06 Feb 2021 01:49:12 GMT

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Stux: switch to auto-nav template

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Bobmath: sort order

Bobmath — Sat, 27 Oct 2018 04:13:16 GMT

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Lira: The west dot is the best dot!

Lira — Mon, 28 Aug 2017 23:15:51 GMT

The west dot is the best dot!

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	=== Message 2 ===		=== Message 2 ===
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL.. the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um.. so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL... the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um... so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call.

	=== Message 1 ===		=== Message 1 ===
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	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	*It had been mistakenly assumed that the Kevin in this toon was [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003\|Kevin Scott]], who once interviewed the Chaps. He later denied this, and, in fact, in the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] commentary for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], it was revealed that [[Craig Zobel]] provided the voice of Kevin here.		*It had been mistakenly assumed that the Kevin in this toon was [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003\|Kevin Scott]], who once interviewed the Chaps. He later denied this, and, in fact, in the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] commentary for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], it was revealed that [[Craig Zobel]] provided the voice of Kevin here.
-	*Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4."	+	*Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4".

	==External Links==		==External Links==

Lira: /* Message 5 */ Let's mdash again, let's mdash again

Lira — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 16:55:11 GMT

Message 5: Let's mdash again, let's mdash again

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	=== Message 5 ===		=== Message 5 ===
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and- and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and— and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.

	=== Message 4 ===		=== Message 4 ===

Lira: /* Transcript */ Emdashtastic!

Lira — Sat, 02 Apr 2016 00:49:42 GMT

Transcript: Emdashtastic!

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	=== Message 5 ===		=== Message 5 ===
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and- and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might-- I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and- and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.

	=== Message 4 ===		=== Message 4 ===
-	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could- I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!	+	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could— I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!

	=== Message 3 ===		=== Message 3 ===