Pistols For Pandas (organization) - Revision history

Bleu Ninja: fortoon

Bleu Ninja — Fri, 22 Jul 2022 06:18:43 GMT

fortoon

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-	[[Image:pistols for pandas.png\|thumb\|"This good cause is good...'cause!"]]	+	{{fortoon\|Pistols for Pandas}}
-	[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png\|thumb~~\|left~~\|PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!]]	+	[[Image:pistols for pandas.png\|thumb\|left\|"This good cause is good...'cause!"]]
		+	[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png\|thumb\|PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!]]
	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: "organization" was written twice in a sentence.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Mon, 16 May 2016 03:16:36 GMT

"organization" was written twice in a sentence.

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	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center lady", Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.		As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center lady", Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

-	As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired ~~from the organization~~ due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.	+	As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

Defender1031: there's only one.

Defender1031 — Mon, 28 Mar 2016 16:51:45 GMT

there's only one.

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	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

-	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ~~ladies~~", Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.	+	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center lady", Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

	As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.		As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.

Lira: Punctuation outside quotation

Lira — Mon, 28 Mar 2016 16:46:07 GMT

Punctuation outside quotation

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	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

-	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.	+	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies", Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

	As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.		As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.

The Knights Who Say Ni: rm date

The Knights Who Say Ni — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 05:39:53 GMT

rm date

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	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.		As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

-	As of ~~October 20th~~, [[Crack Stuntman]] ~~was~~ fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.	+	As of [[Halloween Safety]], [[Crack Stuntman]] had been fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

Camwoodstock at 23:01, 20 October 2014

Camwoodstock — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:01:40 GMT

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	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.		As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.
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		+	As of October 20th, [[Crack Stuntman]] was fired from the organization due to the organization finding out about his line of frozen panda-burger patties.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

Mrcontesty at 20:00, 20 October 2014

Mrcontesty — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 20:00:41 GMT

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	*[[Pistols for Pandas]]		*[[Pistols for Pandas]]
	*[[Fan Costumes '09]]		*[[Fan Costumes '09]]
		+	*[[Halloween Safety]] (mentioned)
	[[Category:Organizations]]		[[Category:Organizations]]

Heimstern Läufer: It's hardly mandatory that we replicate their errors in our own editorial voice, though. I dispute that there is any such error at all, but that's not a point for this page.

Heimstern Läufer — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 07:07:33 GMT

It's hardly mandatory that we replicate their errors in our own editorial voice, though. I dispute that there is any such error at all, but that's not a point for this page.

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	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

-	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.	+	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at it (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

Jay: This is the exact wording used in the cartoon; additionally, they laugh at the dollar, not necessarily at you specifically.

Jay — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:25:55 GMT

This is the exact wording used in the cartoon; additionally, they laugh at the dollar, not necessarily at you specifically.

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	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

-	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at ~~you~~ (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.	+	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

Wolf O'Donnel at 02:06, 3 December 2012

Wolf O'Donnel — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:06:44 GMT

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	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

-	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.	+	As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each dollar they receive, they laugh at you (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

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-	[[Image:pistols for pandas.png\|thumb\|"This good cause is good...'cause!"]]	+	{{fortoon\|Pistols for Pandas}}
-	[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png\|thumb~~\|left~~\|PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!]]	+	[[Image:pistols for pandas.png\|thumb\|left\|"This good cause is good...'cause!"]]
		+	[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png\|thumb\|PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!]]
	'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.		'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[pistols]] to [[Bears\|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. In [[Fan Costumes '09]], he says that the work is "court ordered," even though he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.