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The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Kitchen Redux */ sp

The Knights Who Say Ni — Tue, 16 Dec 2025 00:31:16 GMT

Kitchen Redux: sp

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	*LOOK VEGETABLES<blockquote>They got long grody hairs in em.</blockquote>		*LOOK VEGETABLES<blockquote>They got long grody hairs in em.</blockquote>
	*KILL CHEF/DONGREL		*KILL CHEF/DONGREL
-	**If the Dongrel has not been revealed, or has been revealed but you got the mop back:<blockquote>"This might kill ye a little!" ye cries and driveth the mop handle deep into the Dongrel's craw. It champles and bowdens in pain, crungling all over the place. At last, it expires. Ye find yeself in a kitchen. A dead Dongrel lies at thy feet. Ye notice an emerald, bauble-encrusted brooch bracelet ~~clucthed~~ in its claws.</blockquote>''(Go to [[#Final Encounter\|Final Encounter]].)''	+	**If the Dongrel has not been revealed, or has been revealed but you got the mop back:<blockquote>"This might kill ye a little!" ye cries and driveth the mop handle deep into the Dongrel's craw. It champles and bowdens in pain, crungling all over the place. At last, it expires. Ye find yeself in a kitchen. A dead Dongrel lies at thy feet. Ye notice an emerald, bauble-encrusted brooch bracelet clutched in its claws.</blockquote>''(Go to [[#Final Encounter\|Final Encounter]].)''
	**Otherwise:<blockquote>Ye dons't have the mop!</blockquote>		**Otherwise:<blockquote>Ye dons't have the mop!</blockquote>
	*TALK TO CHEF		*TALK TO CHEF

Bleu Ninja: Deprecate spoiler

Bleu Ninja — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 02:31:31 GMT

Deprecate spoiler

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-	This is a list of all '''messages''' that appear in [[Thy Dungeonman II]].	+	This is a list of all '''messages''' that appear in ''[[Thy Dungeonman II]]''.
-		+
-	~~{{spoiler}}~~	+

	==Opening==		==Opening==

RickTommy: /* The End */ NPOV

RickTommy — Tue, 29 Aug 2017 01:07:22 GMT

The End: NPOV

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	==The End==		==The End==
	<blockquote>"Thy Dungeonman!" sayeth a voice from behind.<br>Why it's the King!<br>"Congratual<!--sic-->tions, Thy Dungeonman. Thy hath escaped the restrictive confines of both the royal sewers and thine own clothing I see. You clearly deserve to escort my daughter, the fair Maiden Ogletree, to the Enchantment under the Parapets dance tonight. You truly are...<br>Press [ENTER]</blockquote>''(+10 points)''		<blockquote>"Thy Dungeonman!" sayeth a voice from behind.<br>Why it's the King!<br>"Congratual<!--sic-->tions, Thy Dungeonman. Thy hath escaped the restrictive confines of both the royal sewers and thine own clothing I see. You clearly deserve to escort my daughter, the fair Maiden Ogletree, to the Enchantment under the Parapets dance tonight. You truly are...<br>Press [ENTER]</blockquote>''(+10 points)''
-	<blockquote>''{~~bad~~ [[ASCII art]] image of Thy Dungeonman}'' (<-that's you)<br>THY DUNGEONMAN 2!! Thy score is [score] out of 100.</blockquote>	+	<blockquote>''{[[ASCII art]] image of Thy Dungeonman}'' (<-that's you)<br>THY DUNGEONMAN 2!! Thy score is [score] out of 100.</blockquote>

	{{thydungeonman}}		{{thydungeonman}}
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The Knights Who Say Ni: another command and some misspelled words

The Knights Who Say Ni — Sun, 02 Aug 2015 03:24:14 GMT

another command and some misspelled words

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	rememberest little other than thine own name.		rememberest little other than thine own name.

-	By ~~the~~ way, what ist thy name again?	+	By thy way, what ist thy name again?
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
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	**If you have the key:<blockquote>There is nothing left to discover here. Thou must trust us on this one.</blockquote>		**If you have the key:<blockquote>There is nothing left to discover here. Thou must trust us on this one.</blockquote>
	**Otherwise:<blockquote>You pluck it up and its contents slosh around in a foul manner. You hear the TINKLE of metal inside it. The odor grosses thou out so you put the chamber pot back down.</blockquote>		**Otherwise:<blockquote>You pluck it up and its contents slosh around in a foul manner. You hear the TINKLE of metal inside it. The odor grosses thou out so you put the chamber pot back down.</blockquote>
		+	**If you are holding your nose:<blockquote>Thy've seen nicer pots, so perhaps thee shall leave it here. It's what's inside that countes<!--sic-->.</blockquote>
	*GET HAY		*GET HAY
	**If you have the bread:<blockquote>If thou only hadst a brain, thou would remember searching it quite thoroughly already.</blockquote>		**If you have the bread:<blockquote>If thou only hadst a brain, thou would remember searching it quite thoroughly already.</blockquote>
-	**Otherwise:<blockquote>You decideth to get some hay and grabs ye a handful. What ho! Within the handful of hay lies a spot of MOLDY BREAD. You discard the hay and gently slide the ~~moldy~~ bread into your loin-cheese cloth. Eww.</blockquote>''(+5 points)	+	**Otherwise:<blockquote>You decideth to get some hay and grabs ye a handful. What ho! Within the handful of hay lies a spot of MOLDY BREAD. You discard the hay and gently slide the modly<!--sic--> bread into your loin-cheese cloth. Eww.</blockquote>''(+5 points)
	*GET TINKLE		*GET TINKLE
	**If you are holding your nose and don't have the key:<blockquote>Grody. You reacheth into someone else's filth and pilfer out a small KEY. Drat. You were hoping it was a spare gilderupee.</blockquote>''(+5 points)''		**If you are holding your nose and don't have the key:<blockquote>Grody. You reacheth into someone else's filth and pilfer out a small KEY. Drat. You were hoping it was a spare gilderupee.</blockquote>''(+5 points)''
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	==The End==		==The End==
-	<blockquote>"Thy Dungeonman!" sayeth a voice from behind.<br>Why it's the King!<br>"~~Congratulations~~, Thy Dungeonman. Thy hath escaped the restrictive confines of both the royal sewers and thine own clothing I see. You clearly deserve to escort my daughter, the fair Maiden Ogletree, to the Enchantment under the Parapets dance tonight. You truly are...<br>Press [ENTER]</blockquote>''(+10 points)''	+	<blockquote>"Thy Dungeonman!" sayeth a voice from behind.<br>Why it's the King!<br>"Congratual<!--sic-->tions, Thy Dungeonman. Thy hath escaped the restrictive confines of both the royal sewers and thine own clothing I see. You clearly deserve to escort my daughter, the fair Maiden Ogletree, to the Enchantment under the Parapets dance tonight. You truly are...<br>Press [ENTER]</blockquote>''(+10 points)''
	<blockquote>''{bad [[ASCII art]] image of Thy Dungeonman}'' (<-that's you)<br>THY DUNGEONMAN 2!! Thy score is [score] out of 100.</blockquote>		<blockquote>''{bad [[ASCII art]] image of Thy Dungeonman}'' (<-that's you)<br>THY DUNGEONMAN 2!! Thy score is [score] out of 100.</blockquote>

	{{thydungeonman}}		{{thydungeonman}}
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President Cold One at 08:28, 27 November 2013

President Cold One — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 08:28:32 GMT

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	**If you are not holding your nose and don't have the key:<blockquote>No way. It stinketh so bad. Perhaps if you couldn't smell of it...</blockquote>		**If you are not holding your nose and don't have the key:<blockquote>No way. It stinketh so bad. Perhaps if you couldn't smell of it...</blockquote>
	**If you have the key:<blockquote>Thou already has the contents of the pot. Let's not make matters worse.</blockquote>		**If you have the key:<blockquote>Thou already has the contents of the pot. Let's not make matters worse.</blockquote>
-	*KICK CHAMBER POT/THROW CHAMBER POT<blockquote>It's not a pinata, (name). Tis full of human waste, not sweet delights.</blockquote>	+	*KICK CHAMBER POT/THROW CHAMBER POT<blockquote>It's not a pinata, [name]. Tis full of human waste, not sweet delights.</blockquote>
	*LOOK CHAMBER POT/POT<blockquote>Looks like an old mustard pot. Or MAYBE mustard pots look like old chamber pots! Zounds! You stoppeth this line of thought as thou art a big mustard eater.</blockquote>		*LOOK CHAMBER POT/POT<blockquote>Looks like an old mustard pot. Or MAYBE mustard pots look like old chamber pots! Zounds! You stoppeth this line of thought as thou art a big mustard eater.</blockquote>
	*LOOK DOOR<blockquote>Barred shut. Looks like thou will have to open it to get out, at the very least.</blockquote>		*LOOK DOOR<blockquote>Barred shut. Looks like thou will have to open it to get out, at the very least.</blockquote>

President Cold One: /* Cell */

President Cold One — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 08:26:59 GMT

Cell

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	**If you are not holding your nose and don't have the key:<blockquote>No way. It stinketh so bad. Perhaps if you couldn't smell of it...</blockquote>		**If you are not holding your nose and don't have the key:<blockquote>No way. It stinketh so bad. Perhaps if you couldn't smell of it...</blockquote>
	**If you have the key:<blockquote>Thou already has the contents of the pot. Let's not make matters worse.</blockquote>		**If you have the key:<blockquote>Thou already has the contents of the pot. Let's not make matters worse.</blockquote>
		+	*KICK CHAMBER POT/THROW CHAMBER POT<blockquote>It's not a pinata, (name). Tis full of human waste, not sweet delights.</blockquote>
	*LOOK CHAMBER POT/POT<blockquote>Looks like an old mustard pot. Or MAYBE mustard pots look like old chamber pots! Zounds! You stoppeth this line of thought as thou art a big mustard eater.</blockquote>		*LOOK CHAMBER POT/POT<blockquote>Looks like an old mustard pot. Or MAYBE mustard pots look like old chamber pots! Zounds! You stoppeth this line of thought as thou art a big mustard eater.</blockquote>
	*LOOK DOOR<blockquote>Barred shut. Looks like thou will have to open it to get out, at the very least.</blockquote>		*LOOK DOOR<blockquote>Barred shut. Looks like thou will have to open it to get out, at the very least.</blockquote>

Defender1031: /* Maze */ middle works too

Defender1031 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:54:09 GMT

Maze: middle works too

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	<blockquote>Out of the darkness comes a terror-fying [Longrel/Mongrel/Hongrel]! It snarls and gammers, hisses and grobs!<br>You brandish thy mop. Wouldst thou strike low, high, or middlin?		<blockquote>Out of the darkness comes a terror-fying [Longrel/Mongrel/Hongrel]! It snarls and gammers, hisses and grobs!<br>You brandish thy mop. Wouldst thou strike low, high, or middlin?
	*High against a Hongrel:<blockquote>Ye swings high at the Hongrel sends it careening to its death! "It's just a little crush!" ye bellows. Actually, ye wish ye hadn't bellowed quite so loudly.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].</blockquote>''(+2 points)''		*High against a Hongrel:<blockquote>Ye swings high at the Hongrel sends it careening to its death! "It's just a little crush!" ye bellows. Actually, ye wish ye hadn't bellowed quite so loudly.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].</blockquote>''(+2 points)''
-	*Middlin against a Mongrel:<blockquote>Ye strikes the Mongrel squarely in its pulsing center! "A little dead never hurt nobody!" ye cries out. Ye are still working on thy one-liners.</blockquote>''(+3 points)''	+	*Middlin or middle against a Mongrel:<blockquote>Ye strikes the Mongrel squarely in its pulsing center! "A little dead never hurt nobody!" ye cries out. Ye are still working on thy one-liners.</blockquote>''(+3 points)''
	*Low against a Longrel<blockquote>Ye swings underhand, delivering the Longrel a crushing blow! "Mop 'til ye drop!" ye cries as thou smotes its ruin. Somehow it doesn't ring triumphantly quite the way thee expected.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].</blockquote>''(+1 point)		*Low against a Longrel<blockquote>Ye swings underhand, delivering the Longrel a crushing blow! "Mop 'til ye drop!" ye cries as thou smotes its ruin. Somehow it doesn't ring triumphantly quite the way thee expected.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].</blockquote>''(+1 point)
	*Incorrect answer with more than 1 hit point remaining:<blockquote>The fierce beastie lands a stinging blow! Thy hitpoints are [hit points].<br>Wouldst thou strike high, low, or middlin?</blockquote>''(-1 hit point)''		*Incorrect answer with more than 1 hit point remaining:<blockquote>The fierce beastie lands a stinging blow! Thy hitpoints are [hit points].<br>Wouldst thou strike high, low, or middlin?</blockquote>''(-1 hit point)''

67.212.60.59: /* Final Encounter */

67.212.60.59 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:33:56 GMT

Final Encounter

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	==Final Encounter==		==Final Encounter==
	<blockquote>"Steal my joke, wouldst thou?!!" It's Percy! And he's hoppin' mad. "That, 'this might kill ye a little' joke is my stale bread and curdled butter!" he cries. "It's what everyone knows me for! And ye hath ruined it!!"<br>Percy leapeth at you and strikes.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].<br>Percy looks ready to strike again.</blockquote>''(+10 points, -1 hit point)''		<blockquote>"Steal my joke, wouldst thou?!!" It's Percy! And he's hoppin' mad. "That, 'this might kill ye a little' joke is my stale bread and curdled butter!" he cries. "It's what everyone knows me for! And ye hath ruined it!!"<br>Percy leapeth at you and strikes.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].<br>Percy looks ready to strike again.</blockquote>''(+10 points, -1 hit point)''
-	*GIVE/TAKE OFF/DROP LOINCLOTH/CHEESECLOTH/CLOTH<blockquote>Casting thy body image issues aside, you tear off the loin-cheese cloth and throw it across youn room and into a pot of boiling root vegetables. Percy cannot resist the combined smell of disgusting cheese and body odor and leaps into the scalding waters after it!! "Curse thy delicious loin-cheese cloth, Thy Dungeonman!" he cries as he fries to a golden gray.</blockquote>''(Go to [[#The End\|The End]].)''	+	*GIVE/TAKE OFF/DROP/THROW LOINCLOTH/CHEESECLOTH/CLOTH<blockquote>Casting thy body image issues aside, you tear off the loin-cheese cloth and throw it across youn room and into a pot of boiling root vegetables. Percy cannot resist the combined smell of disgusting cheese and body odor and leaps into the scalding waters after it!! "Curse thy delicious loin-cheese cloth, Thy Dungeonman!" he cries as he fries to a golden gray.</blockquote>''(Go to [[#The End\|The End]].)''
	*Anything else at all:		*Anything else at all:
	**If you have more than one hit point:<blockquote>Percy leapeth at you and strikes.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].<br>Percy looks ready to strike again.</blockquote>		**If you have more than one hit point:<blockquote>Percy leapeth at you and strikes.<br>Thy hitpoints are [hit points].<br>Percy looks ready to strike again.</blockquote>

DorianGray: Tweak how it appears in the category

DorianGray — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:54:31 GMT

Tweak how it appears in the category

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	{{thydungeonman}}		{{thydungeonman}}
-	[[Category:Thy Dungeonman\|2 Messages]][[Category:Video Game Responses]]	+	[[Category:Thy Dungeonman\|2 Messages]][[Category:Video Game Responses\|Thy Dungeonman 2 Responses]]

DorianGray: New category

DorianGray — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:40:01 GMT

New category

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	{{thydungeonman}}		{{thydungeonman}}
-	[[Category:Thy Dungeonman\|2 Messages]]	+	[[Category:Thy Dungeonman\|2 Messages]][[Category:Video Game Responses]]