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Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: fixed weird-type

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 22:58:49 GMT

fixed weird-type

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	{{featuredimage\|anonymous.png\|150px\|"Why don't you go... write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!"}}		{{featuredimage\|anonymous.png\|150px\|"Why don't you go... write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!"}}
	'''[[Anonymous Contributor]]''' (also called '''Anonymous''' and '''Anonny''') is a depiction of [[Strong Sad]] on lined paper, but with a question mark where his face would normally be. He was inspired by the author of the email [[rock opera]], who wrote under the name "Anonymous Contributor" of Gambier, Ohio. Instead of treating the email's author as an anonymous person, [[Strong Bad]] went on to describe the unfortunate effects of actually being named "Anonymous", creating this character in the process. In one scene, Anonymous had his hands glued to his butt, just as Strong Sad did in [[1 step ahead]]. The association between Anonymous and Strong Sad may have come from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] says he found Strong Bad thanks to "an anonymous tip from Strong Sad", though it could also be the fact that Anonymous was being made fun of, something which [[Lil' Strong Bad]] would have done to [[Lil' Strong Sad]] as a kid. In [[Fan Costumes 2016]], a fan dresses up as Anonymous, which is so obscure a costume that Strong Bad has to consult the [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgements#Homestar Runner Wiki Acknowledgments\|Homestar Runner Wiki]] to figure out what it is. '''[[Anonymous Contributor\|(more...)]]'''		'''[[Anonymous Contributor]]''' (also called '''Anonymous''' and '''Anonny''') is a depiction of [[Strong Sad]] on lined paper, but with a question mark where his face would normally be. He was inspired by the author of the email [[rock opera]], who wrote under the name "Anonymous Contributor" of Gambier, Ohio. Instead of treating the email's author as an anonymous person, [[Strong Bad]] went on to describe the unfortunate effects of actually being named "Anonymous", creating this character in the process. In one scene, Anonymous had his hands glued to his butt, just as Strong Sad did in [[1 step ahead]]. The association between Anonymous and Strong Sad may have come from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] says he found Strong Bad thanks to "an anonymous tip from Strong Sad", though it could also be the fact that Anonymous was being made fun of, something which [[Lil' Strong Bad]] would have done to [[Lil' Strong Sad]] as a kid. In [[Fan Costumes 2016]], a fan dresses up as Anonymous, which is so obscure a costume that Strong Bad has to consult the [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgements#Homestar Runner Wiki Acknowledgments\|Homestar Runner Wiki]] to figure out what it is. '''[[Anonymous Contributor\|(more...)]]'''
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	==[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]==		==[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]==
	{{featuredimage\|A Decemberween Mackerel.png\|200px\|"My coma's toast..."}}		{{featuredimage\|A Decemberween Mackerel.png\|200px\|"My coma's toast..."}}

RickTommy at 09:43, 29 November 2016

RickTommy — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 09:43:36 GMT

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		+	==[[Anonymous Contributor]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|anonymous.png\|150px\|"Why don't you go... write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!"}}
		+	'''[[Anonymous Contributor]]''' (also called '''Anonymous''' and '''Anonny''') is a depiction of [[Strong Sad]] on lined paper, but with a question mark where his face would normally be. He was inspired by the author of the email [[rock opera]], who wrote under the name "Anonymous Contributor" of Gambier, Ohio. Instead of treating the email's author as an anonymous person, [[Strong Bad]] went on to describe the unfortunate effects of actually being named "Anonymous", creating this character in the process. In one scene, Anonymous had his hands glued to his butt, just as Strong Sad did in [[1 step ahead]]. The association between Anonymous and Strong Sad may have come from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] says he found Strong Bad thanks to "an anonymous tip from Strong Sad", though it could also be the fact that Anonymous was being made fun of, something which [[Lil' Strong Bad]] would have done to [[Lil' Strong Sad]] as a kid. In [[Fan Costumes 2016]], a fan dresses up as Anonymous, which is so obscure a costume that Strong Bad has to consult the [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgements#Homestar Runner Wiki Acknowledgments\|Homestar Runner Wiki]] to figure out what it is. '''[[Anonymous Contributor\|(more...)]]'''
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	==[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]==		==[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]==
	{{featuredimage\|A Decemberween Mackerel.png\|200px\|"My coma's toast..."}}		{{featuredimage\|A Decemberween Mackerel.png\|200px\|"My coma's toast..."}}
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	On [[April Fool 2014\|April Fools' Day 2014]], [[homestarrunner.com]] had its first major update in [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|over three years]]. {{watch\|aprilfool2014.html}} '''[[April Fool 2014\|(more...)]]'''		On [[April Fool 2014\|April Fools' Day 2014]], [[homestarrunner.com]] had its first major update in [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|over three years]]. {{watch\|aprilfool2014.html}} '''[[April Fool 2014\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|dangmuffinspie.png\|200px\|"OH DANG MUFFINS PIE À LA MODE!"}}
		+	'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]''', released on April Fools' Day 2016, is the seventeenth in a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine\|series of toons]] featuring messages left by various citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] for [[Marzipan]] to hear, as well as the first one since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|Version 16.2]] seven years earlier, and the first overall [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] update since [[Fan Costumes 2015]] five months earlier. It is also by far the longest Homestar Runner toon, being nearly four times the length of [[I Killed Pom Pom]] or [[Puppets on the Road]], and is notably a [[YouTube]] embed as opposed to a [[Flash]] file. {{watch\|answer17.html}} '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2\|(more...)]]''' {{clear}}

	==[[space program]]==		==[[space program]]==
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	{{featuredimage\|Sbemail139.png\|200px\|Done by a Deutsch Master.}}		{{featuredimage\|Sbemail139.png\|200px\|Done by a Deutsch Master.}}
	In '''[[portrait]]''', the 139th [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Strong Bad]] answers a question from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) asking if he's ever considered having a portrait commissioned of himself. He considers it being done by a [[German\|Deutsch]] Master; in the style of the black-and-white ink portraits seen in "rich guy newspapers"; the sort that look like they're made out of Morse code, or a black velvet portrait of himself hunting skunks, to be showcased "in only the finest double-wide [[Trailer Home\|trailers]]" alongside blacklight posters of [[unicorns]] on snowmobiles. However, as Strong Bad doesn't know anyone with a Master of Fine Arts degree, he relies [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]]. The Cheat is still taking his sweet time on a hand-sculpted (or rather, [[The Cheat Gnawing\|mouth-gnawed]]) wooden sculpture of Strong Bad, while the best Strong Mad can manage is a glitter-coated [[macaroni]] painting. Strong Bad decides it's time for a self-portrait... in the form of a cheap photo cut-out of a muscular version of himself with a "[[keyswordtar]]" and a hawk. Unfortunately, his head gets stuck inside; he passes the time plotting his escape from the cut-out by chatting it up with [[Lord Quackingstick]] and [[Princess Shellbra]] (both played by a duck-head toy). {{watch\|sbemail139.html}} '''[[portrait\|(more...)]]'''		In '''[[portrait]]''', the 139th [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Strong Bad]] answers a question from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) asking if he's ever considered having a portrait commissioned of himself. He considers it being done by a [[German\|Deutsch]] Master; in the style of the black-and-white ink portraits seen in "rich guy newspapers"; the sort that look like they're made out of Morse code, or a black velvet portrait of himself hunting skunks, to be showcased "in only the finest double-wide [[Trailer Home\|trailers]]" alongside blacklight posters of [[unicorns]] on snowmobiles. However, as Strong Bad doesn't know anyone with a Master of Fine Arts degree, he relies [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]]. The Cheat is still taking his sweet time on a hand-sculpted (or rather, [[The Cheat Gnawing\|mouth-gnawed]]) wooden sculpture of Strong Bad, while the best Strong Mad can manage is a glitter-coated [[macaroni]] painting. Strong Bad decides it's time for a self-portrait... in the form of a cheap photo cut-out of a muscular version of himself with a "[[keyswordtar]]" and a hawk. Unfortunately, his head gets stuck inside; he passes the time plotting his escape from the cut-out by chatting it up with [[Lord Quackingstick]] and [[Princess Shellbra]] (both played by a duck-head toy). {{watch\|sbemail139.html}} '''[[portrait\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[secret identity]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail142.png\|200px\|""You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack—"}}
		+	In '''[[secret identity]]''', the 142nd [[Strong Bad Email]], Chris asks [[Strong Bad]] if he has a secret identity. Strong Bad at first claims that he and [[The Poopsmith]] have never been seen together, but this is quickly put to the lie when the Poopsmith shows up in the [[computer room]] along with [[Homestar Runner]], who was the one who let him in, and also used up the last of the [[mayonnaise]] for the Poopsmith's [[hamburger]]. Strong Bad does have several [[secret identities]], at least. When he's travelling on business and doesn't want to be bothered by legions of fans, he uses the alias "Tip Tappers, Expensive Briefcase Carrier", as seen when he checks in at [[Bubs' Motor Lodge]], alongside such names as Mr. Dee Williams, AKA Homestar. Strong Bad also claims to have a secret second family in the town of Broiter Grove, whom he visits as "Vance Mudgeman". His visits mostly consist of sitting around watching TV in a [[trailer home]] and making threats at the kids when they act up. Strong Bad also writes an advice column for [[Scarfgirl]] magazine under the name "Cara Carabowditbowdit". [[Marzipan]] isn't too impressed by Miss Carabowditbowdit's advice, or her "pseudoname", but Homestar thinks Marzipan envies her popularity with the hot boys. The email ends with Strong Bad sending Homestar, the Poopsmith, and [[The King of Town]] out of [[House of the Brothers Strong\|his house]]. {{watch\|sbemail142.html}} '''[[secret identity\|(more...)]]'''

	==[[narrator]]==		==[[narrator]]==
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	{{watch\|sbemail144.html}} '''[[narrator\|(more...)]]'''		{{watch\|sbemail144.html}} '''[[narrator\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[more armies]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|Homestar Frank Bennedetto more armies.png\|200px\|""The Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces!"}}
		+	In '''[[more armies]]''', the 172nd [[Strong Bad Email]], Paul asks [[Strong Bad]] if his three sons can get some information on joining the [[Strong Badia]]n army. Strong Bad, after pointing out that Strong Badia doesn't have or need an army (which he previously said in [[army\|the email of the same name]]), waits three weeks for the Vaguely Military Career Fair, which he spends by helping [[The Cheat]] ([[Tito]]) and [[Strong Mad]] with their magic act. At the fair, Strong Bad talks about the [[On Point Kings]], who specialise in "black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op" and have an impressive-looking brochure printed on 65-pound card-stock and made with a pirated version of [[wikipedia:QuarkXpress\|QuarkXpress]]. Next up is [[The King of Town]], who is busy drinking [[giblet]] [[gravy]], but has a very inspiring informational video on joining the forces of [[the Municipality]], which features [[The Poopsmith]] dramatically climbing the wall of [[The King of Town's Castle\|the King's castle]]. Lastly, [[Homestar Runner]] enthusiastically recruits "five-bucks havers" into the "[[Lack of Visible Arms\|no-armed forces]]" of the [[Homestarmy]]. After Strong Bad suggests that each of Paul's sons enter a different of the three armies, [[The Paper]] appears crumpled and ripped, which Strong Bad describes as "a bad sign". It would eventually be replaced by [[New Paper]] in [[the paper\|the following email]], which was predicted in [[montage]]. {{watch\|sbemail172.html}} '''[[more armies\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[videography]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|Sbemail videography.png\|200px\|"You name it! I'll videographa... fize it!"}}
		+	In '''[[videography]]''', the 205th [[Strong Bad Email]], Robert McSwain asks [[Strong Bad]] to be a "videographer" for his wedding. This email is notable for being the last one for nearly five-and-a-half years, most of which consisted of an overall [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|hiatus]]. The [[sbemail206\|Strong Bad Email]] was finally released on April Fools' Day 2015. {{watch\|sbemail205.html}} '''[[videography\|(more...)]]''' {{clear}}
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		+	==[[sbemail206]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail206.png\|200px\|"Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, lappier."}}
		+	On April Fools' Day 2015, the 206th [[Strong Bad Email]], the aptly titled '''[[sbemail206]]''', was released after [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|five months of no updates]] to [[homestarrunner.com]], and nearly five-and-a-half years after the previous email, [[videography]]. Herein, [[Strong Bad]] checks emails on several kitchen appliances, before remembering the [[Compé]]. However, years of non-use have caused the Compé to be covered in dust, which has fortunately converted it into a new computer called the [[Lappier]], which resembles the [[Lappy 486]]. {{watch\|sbemail206.html}} '''[[Lappier\|(more...)]]'''

RickTommy at 04:29, 2 March 2016

RickTommy — Wed, 02 Mar 2016 04:29:59 GMT

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-	''~~See~~ [[HRWiki:~~Featured Article Selection/Drafts~~]] and ~~consider improving~~ the ~~write~~-~~ups~~ or ~~adding your~~ own.''	+	==[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|A Decemberween Mackerel.png\|200px\|"My coma's toast..."}}
		+	'''[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]''' was released on December 14, 2010, after eight months of [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|no major updates]] to [[homestarrunner.com]], and serves as the [[Decemberween]] toon of the year. The toon begins with [[Homestar Runner]] wondering why he and [[Marzipan]] are slogging through the snow with a dish of bean sprouts. Marzipan announces that they're bringing a hot meal to the less-fortunate... in this case, [[Senor Cardgage]]. After being disturbed my Cardgage's mannerisms, Homestar leaves, but much to Marzipan's shock, Senor Cardgage claims to be... [[Death\|dying]]! Back at [[Marzipan's house]], Marzipan announces the bad news, and ropes Homestar into cramming Senor Cardgage with enough holiday cheer to produce a live-saving Decemberween miracle. But even equipped with Homestar's tinsel-wrapped cram-rod, nothing seems to work: carolling, posing for a greeting card photo (complete with an overly enthusiastic letter "to brag about our family"), holiday shopping at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and even lighting a [[telephone pole]] draped in lights in a vaguely tree-shaped fashion don't seem to help Senor's terminal condition... until [[Strong Bad]] barges in. Strong Bad reveals the only cure for Senor Cardgage's condition... but what could it be? {{watch\|xmas10.html}} [[A Decemberween Mackerel\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[Which Ween Costumes?]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|Which Ween Costumes.png\|200px\|"I think we may have gotten our... 'weens' crossed."}}
		+	'''[[Which Ween Costumes?]]''', a toon done in the style of the endings of [[Halloween]] toons but with a [[Decemberween]] theme, was released on December 23, 2010 to compensate for the lack of a Halloween toon that year (due to a [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|hiatus]]), and was itself the latest toon for over three years, until the release of [[April Fool 2014]]. {{watch\|xmas10 costumes.html}} '''[[Which Ween Costumes?\|(more...)]]'''
		+	{{clear}}
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		+	==[[April Fool 2014]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|AprilFools2014.png\|200px\|"You got this, Homestar. This is nothin'."}}
		+	On [[April Fool 2014\|April Fools' Day 2014]], [[homestarrunner.com]] had its first major update in [[HRWiki:Hiatuses\|over three years]]. {{watch\|aprilfool2014.html}} '''[[April Fool 2014\|(more...)]]'''
		+	{{clear}}
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		+	==[[space program]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|Sbemail138.PNG\|200px\|"Nice work, The Strap!"}}
		+	In '''[[space program]]''', the 138th [[Strong Bad Email]], Ryan asks [[Strong Bad]] if [[Strong Badia]] has a space program. Strong Bad boasts that since even the Italians have a space program these days, of course Strong Badia has one: [[the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]], or SBASAF for short. Their latest mission involves sending fifteen "Earth dollars" into space, where "according to our vague understanding of the theory of relativity", it will age into a million dollars. Only one man is good enough at video games for a mission of this caliber: "First Lieuteneral Space Captainface" (AKA Strong Bad). With the help of onboard mechanic Harold "Strap" Coopmore (AKA [[The Cheat]]) and Flight Engineer Ted Averill (AKA the [[Tire]]), Space Captainface will pilot [[the Proud Anselmo]], flagship of SBASAF's 30-vessel fleet, and impress lots of hot 60s-looking girls. In reality, this works out to Strong Bad and The Cheat riding around in a bunch of cardboard boxes taped together, with [[Strong Mad]] providing "escape velocity" effects and a CD of goofy sound effects (that cost them the fifteen bucks intended for the mission). At least the CD provides a humorous "body falling down the stairs" sound, and some appropriate laser sound effects when fighting off a "space myoo-tant from Satriani 5" (AKA [[Homestar Runner]] with a sweater stuck over his head). An [[Space Program Alternate Take\|outtake]], which shows the pre-flight check, was released alongside this email on [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five\|DVD]]. {{watch\|sbemail138.html}} '''[[space program\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[portrait]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|Sbemail139.png\|200px\|Done by a Deutsch Master.}}
		+	In '''[[portrait]]''', the 139th [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Strong Bad]] answers a question from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) asking if he's ever considered having a portrait commissioned of himself. He considers it being done by a [[German\|Deutsch]] Master; in the style of the black-and-white ink portraits seen in "rich guy newspapers"; the sort that look like they're made out of Morse code, or a black velvet portrait of himself hunting skunks, to be showcased "in only the finest double-wide [[Trailer Home\|trailers]]" alongside blacklight posters of [[unicorns]] on snowmobiles. However, as Strong Bad doesn't know anyone with a Master of Fine Arts degree, he relies [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]]. The Cheat is still taking his sweet time on a hand-sculpted (or rather, [[The Cheat Gnawing\|mouth-gnawed]]) wooden sculpture of Strong Bad, while the best Strong Mad can manage is a glitter-coated [[macaroni]] painting. Strong Bad decides it's time for a self-portrait... in the form of a cheap photo cut-out of a muscular version of himself with a "[[keyswordtar]]" and a hawk. Unfortunately, his head gets stuck inside; he passes the time plotting his escape from the cut-out by chatting it up with [[Lord Quackingstick]] and [[Princess Shellbra]] (both played by a duck-head toy). {{watch\|sbemail139.html}} '''[[portrait\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[narrator]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|Sbemail144.PNG\|200px\|"They werea couple in love..."}}
		+	In '''[[narrator]]''', the 144th [[Strong Bad Email]], Grant Gossman wants to know if [[Strong Bad]] has ever done narration for movie trailers. Strong Bad replies that he has not, but he finds it more fun to narrate peoples' everyday lives like they're [[Films from narrator\|movie trailers]]:
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		+	*[[Strong Sad]] enjoying a "[[Indian Food\|Rogan Josh]] pot [[pie]]" is interrupted by an octopus in the face in "Whined and Dined".
		+	*"In a post-apocalyptic world where weird old men survive on boring conversations", an argument between [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]] over a used [[napkin]] leads to an epic showdown in "Factor Z".
		+	*[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Marzipan]] are [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship\|a couple in love]], until a dorky [[Homestar's Chef's Hat\|chef's hat]] threatens to tear them apart.
		+	*[[Homsar]] presumably has a movie of his own, with one scene consisting of him floating in [[the Field]].
		+	*[[The Poopsmith]] is the subject of "[[Whatsit]] All About?", "a four-hour film with no plot and no dialogue" from "some smelly [[French]] studio".
		+	*[[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] are "Lugnut and Squeak", "two unlikely partners" with "one [[brain]] between them".
		+	*"For hundreds of years, it has haunted mankind"... "it" being the dead goose that pops out of the dryer and smacks Strong Sad in the face in "Things That Go Dump in the Night".
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		+	{{watch\|sbemail144.html}} '''[[narrator\|(more...)]]'''

RickTommy: Hüdachmu yrchtytch.

RickTommy — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:20:38 GMT

Hüdachmu yrchtytch.

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RickTommy: Look at dem boots!

RickTommy — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:11:25 GMT

Look at dem boots!

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		+	What if the FAs were to be... SCRIBBLED ALL OVER?!?!
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RickTommy at 06:42, 1 April 2012

RickTommy — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 06:42:22 GMT

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RickTommy: I'd mark this for deletion except that I link to it in a discussion

RickTommy — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:15:05 GMT

I'd mark this for deletion except that I link to it in a discussion

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RickTommy: the last couple of the first 100

RickTommy — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 07:56:34 GMT

the last couple of the first 100

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	In '''[[kind of cool]]''', the 92<sup>nd</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Jordan asks [[Strong Bad]] what he would be like if "[he wasn't] the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that [he was]". He states he would have a beer belly and a comb-over, that he would carry an [[Aldi bag]] with "mysterious unknown contents", eat melted candy bars really loudly, mysteriously come out of [[Weird Shrub\|shrubs and bushes]], say [[Template:cardgagequote\|a phrase that's "almost one word and not quite another"]], and refer to men by ladies' names and titles. However, he has just described [[Senor Cardgage]], who used to live down the street when he was little and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. Finding Senor Cardgage cool, Strong Bad then proceeds to hang out with him for the first time in a long time. {{watch\|sbemail92.html}} '''[[kind of cool\|(more...)]]'''		In '''[[kind of cool]]''', the 92<sup>nd</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Jordan asks [[Strong Bad]] what he would be like if "[he wasn't] the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that [he was]". He states he would have a beer belly and a comb-over, that he would carry an [[Aldi bag]] with "mysterious unknown contents", eat melted candy bars really loudly, mysteriously come out of [[Weird Shrub\|shrubs and bushes]], say [[Template:cardgagequote\|a phrase that's "almost one word and not quite another"]], and refer to men by ladies' names and titles. However, he has just described [[Senor Cardgage]], who used to live down the street when he was little and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. Finding Senor Cardgage cool, Strong Bad then proceeds to hang out with him for the first time in a long time. {{watch\|sbemail92.html}} '''[[kind of cool\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[army]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail93.PNG\|200px\|"Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!"}}
		+	In '''[[army]]''', the 93<sup>rd</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Hank Toler asks [[Strong Bad]] if [[Strong Badia]] has an army. Strong Bad says that Strong Badia doesn't need an army and that he, [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] are a "three man one-y". But [[Homestar Runner]] interrupts him, stating that he is recruiting [[Homestarmy\|his own army]] to invade Strong Badia. Strong Bad then decides that Strong Badia needs an army, so he calls The Cheat, who is wearing a commando costume and insists that he should be called "[[Firebert]]". The Homestarmy, which consists of Homestar, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]], the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]], and a [[popcorn]] machine nicknamed [[Frank Bennedetto]], proceed to [[The Battle of Strong Badia\|invade Strong Badia]]. However, all Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad want to do is play [[badminton]], so the Homestarmy retreats, but not before Strong Bad kicks Bennedetto, "killing" him and upsetting Homestar. Firebert went on to become one of the [[Cheat Commandos]], and the commentary for the [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three\|DVD]] version emphasises [[the Geddup Noise]] long before it was given that name. {{watch\|sbemail93.html}} '''[[army\|(more...)]]'''
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		+	==[[video games]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|videogames.png\|200px\|"So hopefully one day technology will catch up with my advanced thinking."}}
		+	In '''[[video games]]''', the 94<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Taylor R. from Queen Creek, "Alcatraz", asks [[Strong Bad]] what he would be like in a [[Games\|video game]]. He first mentions [[Secret Collect.]], an [[Atari 2600]]-style game in which the graphics look nothing like him and he would wander around a futuristic maze collecting things that look nothing like him. He then mentions [[StrongBadZone]], a vector-graphics game in which a spiky-headed cyber-shield guy would block attacks from [[Vector Strong Bad\|a vector version of his head]], and the vector head would sometimes say [[Deliberately Poor English\|poorly-translated English phrases]] such as "BACK OFF BABY" and "YOUR HEAD [[A SPLODE]]". Strong Bad then mentions [[Thy Dungeonman]], an interactive fiction game that consists of getting [[Ye Flask\|a flask]], but the main character [[Thy Dungeonman (character)\|is not him]]. Last but not least, he mentions [[RhinoFeeder]], a SNES-era game that, in his words, [[Strong Bad's Technology\|is "super-photorealistic" and "takes migs and megs of memories just to play it"]], and in which the objective is to have him feed a rhino while avoiding [[snakes]]. Strong Bad ends up pouring a [[Cold One]] on the floor for Taylor, and "all [his] peoples [who] got sent up the river". The four games can be played, and they were later added to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu\|games menu]]. {{watch\|sbemail94.html}} '''[[video games\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[the bet]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|thebet.png\|200px\|"Yep, I'm cool."}}
		+	In '''[[the bet]]''', the 95<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Chris Ann asks [[Strong Bad]] if he has ever gone to [[The King of Town]]'s [[The King of Town's Castle\|castle]] for dinner. He states that he once did so due to a bet he lost with [[Homestar Runner]] about being cool. At first, Strong Bad is frustrated, due to [[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship\|his hatred for the King]] and the lack of good video games, but he finds it enjoyable when he gets to eat [[ice cream]], put [[mayonnaise]] in the King's vents, and drop [[Typing Tutor Turbo\|a video game stand]] on the King. The King then does an advertisement for [[The King of Town's Food\|Butter-da]], which, despite [[Eating Non-Food Items\|not actually being a food]], he enjoys because it has "[[butter]]" in its name. [[The Geddup Noise]] is also named for the first time, but just as the generic term "the get up noise". {{watch\|sbemail95.html}} '''[[the bet\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[lackey]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail96.PNG\|200px\|"So excited, so naive..."}}
		+	In '''[[lackey]]''', the 96<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Steve from Victoria, BC, asks [[Strong Bad]] why [[The Cheat]] is a diligent lackey. He states that it's because he "treat[s] him like a brother that's not [[Strong Sad]]" and that he pays him with pencil shavings. Strong Bad demonstrates by asking The Cheat to steal a cantaloupe from [[Marzipan]]'s garden; The Cheat does so, and Strong Bad "pays" him. Strong Bad then draws a face on the cantaloupe and jabs the pencil inside the cantaloupe, creating [[Doreauxgard]]. Strong Bad then uses Doreauxgard to threaten [[Bubs]] with a fake payment, but Bubs just [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices\|evades the payment]]. A [[Puppet Character Variations\|puppet]] version of Doreauxgard then participates in a [[Puppet Stuff]] short with [[Homestar Runner]]. {{watch\|sbemail96.html}} '''[[lackey\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[monument]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail97.png\|200px\|"On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."}}
		+	In '''[[monument]]''', the 97<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Kaitlin G. asks [[Strong Bad]] to build a monument of himself since he's so cool. Strong Bad states that he has tried to build one that would "rival the [[Aztecs]] and their techno-[[chocolate]]-land". However, he stopped at the right foot (which consists of [[Strong Badia]]'s [[Stop Sign]] and [[Cinder Block]]), due to being distracted by [[Bubs]]'s alter ego [[the Thnikkaman]] (who appears for the first time in this e-mail). Strong Bad then sings a "Technochocolate" song (accompanied by the lightswitch raves effect from [[techno]]), and [[Homestar Runner]] tries to [[Homestar Runner's Pants\|wear]] [[pants]], but himself gets distracted by the Thnikkaman. Technochocolate went on to become the name of [[Free Country, USA]]'s [[Club Technochocolate\|nightclub]]. {{watch\|sbemail97.html}} '''[[monument\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[stupid stuff]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail98.png\|200px\|"Science again! I said science again!"}}
		+	In '''[[stupid stuff]]''', the 98<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Kevin Grumbles asks [[Strong Bad]] to get [[Homestar Runner]] to say something stupid. But since Homestar always says stupid stuff, Strong Bad instead gets him to say something smart, in exchange for some [[Grumblecakes]]. Homestar then comes in. After several unsuccessful attempts to get Homestar to say something smart, at one point even having him put on a lab coat to "add to the illusion", Strong Bad then himself asks a stupid question. However, this is what Homestar was expecting, so he wins the bet, causing Strong Bad to wish ill on Kevin Grumbles. [[The Cheat]] then tries to make Strong Bad feel better by offering him some of [[The Cheatcakes\|his own cakes]], but Strong Bad refuses. However, he feels guilty about this decision, so much that he considers redoing this e-mail in [[do over]]. {{watch\|sbemail98.html}} '''[[stupid stuff\|(more...)]]'''

	==[[different town]]==		==[[different town]]==

RickTommy: the rest from 2003

RickTommy — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 12:45:57 GMT

the rest from 2003

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RickTommy: the next -30 emails

RickTommy — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:58:06 GMT

the next -30 emails

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	In '''[[kind of cool]]''', the 92<sup>nd</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Jordan asks [[Strong Bad]] what he would be like if "[he wasn't] the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that [he was]". He states he would have a beer belly and a comb-over, that he would carry an [[Aldi bag]] with "mysterious unknown contents", eat melted candy bars really loudly, mysteriously come out of [[Weird Shrub\|shrubs and bushes]], say [[Template:cardgagequote\|a phrase that's "almost one word and not quite another"]], and refer to men by ladies' names and titles. However, he has just described [[Senor Cardgage]], who used to live down the street when he was little and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. Finding Senor Cardgage cool, Strong Bad then proceeds to hang out with him for the first time in a long time. {{watch\|sbemail92.html}} '''[[kind of cool\|(more...)]]'''		In '''[[kind of cool]]''', the 92<sup>nd</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Jordan asks [[Strong Bad]] what he would be like if "[he wasn't] the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that [he was]". He states he would have a beer belly and a comb-over, that he would carry an [[Aldi bag]] with "mysterious unknown contents", eat melted candy bars really loudly, mysteriously come out of [[Weird Shrub\|shrubs and bushes]], say [[Template:cardgagequote\|a phrase that's "almost one word and not quite another"]], and refer to men by ladies' names and titles. However, he has just described [[Senor Cardgage]], who used to live down the street when he was little and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. Finding Senor Cardgage cool, Strong Bad then proceeds to hang out with him for the first time in a long time. {{watch\|sbemail92.html}} '''[[kind of cool\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[army]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail93.PNG\|200px\|"Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!"}}
		+	In '''[[army]]''', the 93<sup>rd</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Hank Toler asks [[Strong Bad]] if [[Strong Badia]] has an army. Strong Bad says that Strong Badia doesn't need an army and that he, [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] are a "three man one-y". But [[Homestar Runner]] interrupts him, stating that he is recruiting [[Homestarmy\|his own army]] to invade Strong Badia. Strong Bad then decides that Strong Badia needs an army, so he calls The Cheat, who is wearing a commando costume and insists that he should be called "[[Firebert]]". The Homestarmy, which consists of Homestar, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]], the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]], and a [[popcorn]] machine nicknamed [[Frank Bennedetto]], proceed to [[The Battle of Strong Badia\|invade Strong Badia]]. However, all Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad want to do is play [[badminton]], so the Homestarmy retreats, but not before Strong Bad kicks Bennedetto, "killing" him and upsetting Homestar. Firebert went on to become one of the [[Cheat Commandos]], and the commentary for the [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three\|DVD]] version emphasises [[the Geddup Noise]] long before it was given that name. {{watch\|sbemail93.html}} '''[[army\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[video games]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|videogames.png\|200px\|"So hopefully one day technology will catch up with my advanced thinking."}}
		+	In '''[[video games]]''', the 94<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Taylor R. from Queen Creek, "Alcatraz", asks [[Strong Bad]] what he would be like in a [[Games\|video game]]. He first mentions [[Secret Collect.]], an [[Atari 2600]]-style game in which the graphics look nothing like him and he would wander around a futuristic maze collecting things that look nothing like him. He then mentions [[StrongBadZone]], a vector-graphics game in which a spiky-headed cyber-shield guy would block attacks from [[Vector Strong Bad\|a vector version of his head]], and the vector head would sometimes say [[Deliberately Poor English\|poorly-translated English phrases]] such as "BACK OFF BABY" and "YOUR HEAD [[A SPLODE]]". Strong Bad then mentions [[Thy Dungeonman]], an interactive fiction game that consists of getting [[Ye Flask\|a flask]], but the main character [[Thy Dungeonman (character)\|is not him]]. Last but not least, he mentions [[RhinoFeeder]], a SNES-era game that, in his words, [[Strong Bad's Technology\|is "super-photorealistic" and "takes migs and megs of memories just to play it"]], and in which the objective is to have him feed a rhino while avoiding [[snakes]]. Strong Bad ends up pouring a [[Cold One]] on the floor for Taylor, and "all [his] peoples [who] got sent up the river". The four games can be played, and they were later added to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu\|games menu]]. {{watch\|sbemail94.html}} '''[[video games\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[the bet]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|thebet.png\|200px\|"Yep, I'm cool."}}
		+	In '''[[the bet]]''', the 95<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Chris Ann asks [[Strong Bad]] if he has ever gone to [[The King of Town]]'s [[The King of Town's Castle\|castle]] for dinner. He states that he once did so due to a bet he lost with [[Homestar Runner]] about being cool. At first, Strong Bad is frustrated, due to [[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship\|his hatred for the King]] and the lack of good video games, but he finds it enjoyable when he gets to eat [[ice cream]], put [[mayonnaise]] in the King's vents, and drop [[Typing Tutor Turbo\|a video game stand]] on the King. The King then does an advertisement for [[The King of Town's Food\|Butter-da]], which, despite [[Eating Non-Food Items\|not actually being a food]], he enjoys because it has "[[butter]]" in its name. [[The Geddup Noise]] is also named for the first time, but just as the generic term "the get up noise". {{watch\|sbemail95.html}} '''[[the bet\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[lackey]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail96.PNG\|200px\|"So excited, so naive..."}}
		+	In '''[[lackey]]''', the 96<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Steve from Victoria, BC, asks [[Strong Bad]] why [[The Cheat]] is a diligent lackey. He states that it's because he "treat[s] him like a brother that's not [[Strong Sad]]" and that he pays him with pencil shavings. Strong Bad demonstrates by asking The Cheat to steal a cantaloupe from [[Marzipan]]'s garden; The Cheat does so, and Strong Bad "pays" him. Strong Bad then draws a face on the cantaloupe and jabs the pencil inside the cantaloupe, creating [[Doreauxgard]]. Strong Bad then uses Doreauxgard to threaten [[Bubs]] with a fake payment, but Bubs just [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices\|evades the payment]]. A [[Puppet Character Variations\|puppet]] version of Doreauxgard then participates in a [[Puppet Stuff]] short with [[Homestar Runner]]. {{watch\|sbemail96.html}} '''[[lackey\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[monument]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail97.png\|200px\|"On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."}}
		+	In '''[[monument]]''', the 97<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Kaitlin G. asks [[Strong Bad]] to build a monument of himself since he's so cool. Strong Bad states that he has tried to build one that would "rival the [[Aztecs]] and their techno-[[chocolate]]-land". However, he stopped at the right foot (which consists of [[Strong Badia]]'s [[Stop Sign]] and [[Cinder Block]]), due to being distracted by [[Bubs]]'s alter ego [[the Thnikkaman]] (who appears for the first time in this e-mail). Strong Bad then sings a "Technochocolate" song (accompanied by the lightswitch raves effect from [[techno]]), and [[Homestar Runner]] tries to [[Homestar Runner's Pants\|wear]] [[pants]], but himself gets distracted by the Thnikkaman. Technochocolate went on to become the name of [[Free Country, USA]]'s [[Club Technochocolate\|nightclub]]. {{watch\|sbemail97.html}} '''[[monument\|(more...)]]'''
		+
		+	==[[stupid stuff]]==
		+	{{featuredimage\|sbemail98.png\|200px\|"Science again! I said science again!"}}
		+	In '''[[stupid stuff]]''', the 98<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]], Kevin Grumbles asks [[Strong Bad]] to get [[Homestar Runner]] to say something stupid. But since Homestar always says stupid stuff, Strong Bad instead gets him to say something smart, in exchange for some [[Grumblecakes]]. Homestar then comes in. After several unsuccessful attempts to get Homestar to say something smart, at one point even having him put on a lab coat to "add to the illusion", Strong Bad then himself asks a stupid question. However, this is what Homestar was expecting, so he wins the bet, causing Strong Bad to wish ill on Kevin Grumbles. [[The Cheat]] then tries to make Strong Bad feel better by offering him some of [[The Cheatcakes\|his own cakes]], but Strong Bad refuses. However, he feels guilty about this decision, so much that he considers redoing this e-mail in [[do over]]. {{watch\|sbemail98.html}} '''[[stupid stuff\|(more...)]]'''

	==[[different town]]==		==[[different town]]==