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Bleu Ninja: /* DVD Version */ Proofread transcript. Move some links from transcript to new Fun Facts section.

Bleu Ninja — Wed, 14 Aug 2024 05:15:37 GMT

DVD Version: Proofread transcript. Move some links from transcript to new Fun Facts section.

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	'''MIKE:''' Hello, Senor Cardgage.		'''MIKE:''' Hello, Senor Cardgage.

-	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ~~Oh,~~ I'm going to go back to bed now.	+	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I'm going to go back to bed now.

-	'''MIKE:''' I'd appreciate you backing up a ~~little. You~~'re approximately one half inch from my face right now.	+	'''MIKE:''' I'd appreciate you backing up a li{{--}} you're approximately one half-inch from my face right now.

	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{laughs}'' Wa-ha-hooo.		'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{laughs}'' Wa-ha-hooo.

-	'''MIKE:''' That's encroaching on my personal space.	+	'''MIKE:''' That's... encroaching on my personal space.

-	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I don't think I've ~~ever~~ encroached for many years, back in the service, twice related.	+	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I don't think I've encroached for many years, back in the service, twice related.

	'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Um...		'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Um...
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	'''MIKE:''' ''Not'' as well?		'''MIKE:''' ''Not'' as well?

-	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Well, I not as well. If you're not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you.	+	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Well, now I not as well. If you're not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you.

	'''MIKE:''' Um... what were you waiting for here at Bubs's? You already had your candy bar.		'''MIKE:''' Um... what were you waiting for here at Bubs's? You already had your candy bar.
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	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Have to go now.		'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Have to go now.

-	'''MIKE:''' Okay, good.	+	'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Okay, good.

-	''{laughter}''	+	''{laughter continues, unclear if it is Mike and/or Matt}''

-	'''MIKE:''' All right, who's it now? ~~Aldi bags. I'd never been to... I don't, in fact, I don't know if I really knew what Aldi was, I think you told me; I think this cartoon was sort of you telling me what Aldi was.~~	+	'''MIKE:''' All right, who's it now?

-	'''MATT:''' ~~Steve~~, ~~that~~ was {{--}} that guy Steve I used to work with ~~{{--}} his~~, uh {{--}} ~~I was,~~ I'd actually kind of be doing the Coach Z voice before Coach Z existed, and he always ~~managed~~ it being this depressing guy carrying around an Aldi bag.	+	'''MATT:''' Aldi bags.
		+
		+	'''MIKE:''' I'd never been to... I don't, in fact, I don't know if I really knew what Aldi was; I think ''you'' told{{--}} I mean, I think this cartoon was sort of you telling me what Aldi was.
		+
		+	'''MATT:''' Steve, that was, uh... this guy, Steve, I used to work with. His, uh... I was{{--}} I'd actually kind of be doing the Coach Z voice before Coach Z existed, and he always imagined it being this depressing guy carrying around an Aldi bag.
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		+	''{both laugh}''

	'''MIKE:''' Why are his glasses off there?		'''MIKE:''' Why are his glasses off there?
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	'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' I don't know!		'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' I don't know!

-	'''MIKE:''' Did that, something happen?	+	'''MIKE:''' Did that, something happen? Or...

	'''MATT:''' Somebody smacked 'em off his head! I think Strong Mad may have smacked them off his head.		'''MATT:''' Somebody smacked 'em off his head! I think Strong Mad may have smacked them off his head.
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	'''MIKE:''' Oh, he's asking about his spectacles. That's why.		'''MIKE:''' Oh, he's asking about his spectacles. That's why.

-	'''MATT:''' Yeah, but...	+	'''MATT:''' Yeah, but... He's an old wintergreen. ''{Mike laughs}''
		+
		+	''{brief pause}''

-	'''MIKE:'~~'' He's an old wintergreen. ''{laughter, then pause}~~'' Um...	+	'''MIKE:''' Um...

-	'''MATT:''' Um, so there's a pretty awesome ~~[[Sketchbook (video)\|sketchbook]]~~ sketch of Cardgage, right?	+	'''MATT:''' Um, so there's a pretty awesome sketch...book sketch of Cardgage, right?

-	'''MIKE:''' Before this, or as we made this?	+	'''MIKE:''' Before this? Or, as we made this?

-	'''MATT:''' Yeah, before we {{--}} I mean it was maybe ~~{{--}}~~ I think I just drew the drawing first, and ~~that~~'s what, where we kind of made this email from.	+	'''MATT:''' Yeah, before we{{--}} er, I mean, it was maybe... I think I just drew the drawing first, and it's what... ''where'' we kind of made this email from...

	'''MIKE:''' Yeah.		'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

-	'''MATT:''' ~~Was~~ from this drawing. He was dragging around ~~this~~ piece of, that wooden block of cheese on a string.	+	'''MATT:''' ...was from this drawing. He was dragging around that piece of... that wooden block of cheese on a string.

-	'''MIKE:''' ~~Right~~, [[The Cloitsterizer~~]].~~	+	'''MIKE:''' Oh, right. The, uh, Cloitsterizer?

-	'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, was that the... does ~~that~~ show up in our cartoon?	+	'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, was that the... Oh yeah, does it show up in our cartoon?

-	'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's in the [[Ab-Abber]], but yeah, we saw a kid in that thrift store ~~dragging around a piece of cheese on a string~~.	+	'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's in the Ab-Abber, but yeah, we saw a kid in that thrift store...

-	'''MATT:''' A ''wooden'' piece of cheese.	+	'''MATT:''' ...dragging around a piece of cheese on a string! A ''wooden'' piece of cheese.

-	'''MIKE:''' Um... also he was called Weird Bad, right? All the...	+	'''MIKE:''' Um... also, he was called Weird Bad, right? All the...

	'''MATT:''' Yeah, all his symbols in Flash.		'''MATT:''' Yeah, all his symbols in Flash.
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	'''MIKE:''' Strongberg was gonna be the name of the bush?		'''MIKE:''' Strongberg was gonna be the name of the bush?

-	'''MATT:''' Yeah. His, his kingdom.	+	'''MATT:''' Yeah. His... his kingdom.

-	'''MIKE:''' There, back when we lived in the old apartment I remember the end of this email.	+	'''MIKE:''' There, back when we lived in the old apartment, I remember the end of this email.

-	'''MATT:''' Me too. ''{cut off by the end of the email}''	+	'''MATT:''' Me too{{--}} ''{cut off by the end of the email}''

-	~~{{dvdproofread}}~~	+	===Fun Facts===
		+	*The "sketchbook" mentioned is [[Sketchbook (video)\|a bonus video]] included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]].
		+	*The [[Ab-Abber 2000]] and [[The Cloitsterizer]] were both first seen in [[suntan]].
		+	*Reusable shapes and objects in [[Flash]] are referred to as "symbols".

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	==DVD Version==		==DVD Version==
	*The "denominator" line is used in the email in the "calling at you like you were a lady" scene. The alternate pieces of dialogue are still there, but now only viewable as Easter eggs at the end of the email by the hidden Strong Bad icons in the center-left and center-right of the bottom of the Compy 386 screen (the "Soderbergh" and "wintergreen" lines respectively).		*The "denominator" line is used in the email in the "calling at you like you were a lady" scene. The alternate pieces of dialogue are still there, but now only viewable as Easter eggs at the end of the email by the hidden Strong Bad icons in the center-left and center-right of the bottom of the Compy 386 screen (the "Soderbergh" and "wintergreen" lines respectively).
-	*The milk carton Easter ~~Egg~~ can be viewed by selecting the hidden Strong Bad logo at the bottom right of the Compy screen at the end of the video.	+	*The milk carton Easter egg can be viewed by selecting the hidden Strong Bad logo at the bottom right of the Compy screen at the end of the video.
	{{c\|email=true}} This commentary is only available on the [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]].		{{c\|email=true}} This commentary is only available on the [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]].

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* Commentary Transcript */ I hear a soft "if" here; the line "I not as well" may be "I might as well", but it's hard to tell

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 23:22:15 GMT

Commentary Transcript: I hear a soft "if" here; the line "I not as well" may be "I might as well", but it's hard to tell

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	'''MIKE:''' ''Not'' as well?		'''MIKE:''' ''Not'' as well?

-	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Well, I not as well. ~~You~~'re not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you.	+	'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Well, I not as well. If you're not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you.

	'''MIKE:''' Um... what were you waiting for here at Bubs's? You already had your candy bar.		'''MIKE:''' Um... what were you waiting for here at Bubs's? You already had your candy bar.

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	[[Image:Senorsoup.PNG\|thumb\|"You smell like pea soooup!"]]		[[Image:Senorsoup.PNG\|thumb\|"You smell like pea soooup!"]]
	Strong Bad tells what he would be like if he wasn't the "stylish, buff, handsome man" that he is. It turns out to be a lot like someone [[The Brothers Strong]] used to know.		Strong Bad tells what he would be like if he wasn't the "stylish, buff, handsome man" that he is. It turns out to be a lot like someone [[The Brothers Strong]] used to know.

Defender1031: /* Remarks */ remove speculation and odd analogy.

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Remarks: remove speculation and odd analogy.

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	===Remarks===		===Remarks===
-	*Jordan asks what Strong Bad would be like if he "weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man in a wrestling mask that he is", but Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad still has the wrestling mask. This is probably because with Strong Bad, it is given that he has the wrestling mask, it might even be his actual face (as evidenced in [[some kinda robot]] and again in [[the chair]]). It is as if someone asked a normal man, "What if you weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man with a chisel chin that you are."	+	*Jordan asks what Strong Bad would be like if he "weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man in a wrestling mask that he is", but Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad still has the wrestling mask.
	*When Senor Cardgage is eating the melted candy bar, the candy bar doesn't get any shorter.		*When Senor Cardgage is eating the melted candy bar, the candy bar doesn't get any shorter.
	*Senor Cardgage's glasses only have one temple. Although the other might as well not be there, seeing as, like other characters, Senor Cardgage doesn't have any ears. This is yet another reference to [[lack of visible body parts]].		*Senor Cardgage's glasses only have one temple. Although the other might as well not be there, seeing as, like other characters, Senor Cardgage doesn't have any ears. This is yet another reference to [[lack of visible body parts]].

70.181.130.200: /* Remarks */

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Remarks

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	===Remarks===		===Remarks===
-	*Jordan asks what Strong Bad would be like if he "weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man in a wrestling mask that he is", but Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad still has the wrestling mask. This is probably because with Strong Bad, it is given that he has the wrestling mask, it might even be his actual face (as evidenced in [[some kinda robot]] and again in [[the chair]]). It is as if someone asked a normal man, "What if you weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man that you are."	+	*Jordan asks what Strong Bad would be like if he "weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man in a wrestling mask that he is", but Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad still has the wrestling mask. This is probably because with Strong Bad, it is given that he has the wrestling mask, it might even be his actual face (as evidenced in [[some kinda robot]] and again in [[the chair]]). It is as if someone asked a normal man, "What if you weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man with a chisel chin that you are."
	*When Senor Cardgage is eating the melted candy bar, the candy bar doesn't get any shorter.		*When Senor Cardgage is eating the melted candy bar, the candy bar doesn't get any shorter.
	*Senor Cardgage's glasses only have one temple. Although the other might as well not be there, seeing as, like other characters, Senor Cardgage doesn't have any ears. This is yet another reference to [[lack of visible body parts]].		*Senor Cardgage's glasses only have one temple. Although the other might as well not be there, seeing as, like other characters, Senor Cardgage doesn't have any ears. This is yet another reference to [[lack of visible body parts]].

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: we look at the edit and we see that Gfd has removed uses of first-person

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Fri, 03 May 2019 01:27:50 GMT

we look at the edit and we see that Gfd has removed uses of first-person

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm—		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm—

-	''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. ~~We can~~ only ~~see him~~ from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''	+	''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. He is only seen from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.

-	''{Camera lifts up during the voiceover ~~and we see~~ this version of Strong Bad has a creepy comb-over, potbelly, goatee, and glasses. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad gets in line.}''	+	''{Camera lifts up during the voiceover to reveal that this version of Strong Bad has a creepy comb-over, potbelly, goatee, and glasses. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad gets in line.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or maybe it's just full of a bunch of melty candy bars that I eat really loudly while standing too close to you in line.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or maybe it's just full of a bunch of melty candy bars that I eat really loudly while standing too close to you in line.
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom! This guy smells like pea soup. ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad}'' You smell like pea soooup!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom! This guy smells like pea soup. ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad}'' You smell like pea soooup!

-	''{Cut to a small bush. ~~We see~~ Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad slowly ~~rise~~ up from behind it.}''	+	''{Cut to a small bush. Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad slowly rises up from behind it.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by.

The Knights Who Say Ni: rv

The Knights Who Say Ni — Wed, 01 May 2019 16:47:20 GMT

76.79.214.130: /* Transcript */

76.79.214.130 — Wed, 01 May 2019 16:14:22 GMT

Transcript

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	''{Strong Bad pronounces "Jordan" as "Jor-dan" to rhyme with the word "fan".}''		''{Strong Bad pronounces "Jordan" as "Jor-dan" to rhyme with the word "fan".}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm~~—~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm{{--}}

	''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. He is only seen from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''		''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. He is only seen from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ~~—~~always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.

	''{Camera lifts up during the voiceover to reveal that this version of Strong Bad has a creepy comb-over, potbelly, goatee, and glasses. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad gets in line.}''		''{Camera lifts up during the voiceover to reveal that this version of Strong Bad has a creepy comb-over, potbelly, goatee, and glasses. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad gets in line.}''
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	'''MIKE:''' All right, who's it now? Aldi bags. I'd never been to... I don't, in fact, I don't know if I really knew what Aldi was, I think you told me; I think this cartoon was sort of you telling me what Aldi was.		'''MIKE:''' All right, who's it now? Aldi bags. I'd never been to... I don't, in fact, I don't know if I really knew what Aldi was, I think you told me; I think this cartoon was sort of you telling me what Aldi was.

-	'''MATT:''' Steve, that was ~~—~~ that guy Steve I used to work with ~~—~~ his, uh ~~—~~ I was, I'd actually kind of be doing the Coach Z voice before Coach Z existed, and he always managed it being this depressing guy carrying around an Aldi bag.	+	'''MATT:''' Steve, that was {{--}} that guy Steve I used to work with {{--}} his, uh {{--}} I was, I'd actually kind of be doing the Coach Z voice before Coach Z existed, and he always managed it being this depressing guy carrying around an Aldi bag.

	'''MIKE:''' Why are his glasses off there?		'''MIKE:''' Why are his glasses off there?
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	'''MIKE:''' Before this, or as we made this?		'''MIKE:''' Before this, or as we made this?

-	'''MATT:''' Yeah, before we ~~—~~ I mean it was maybe ~~—~~ I think I just drew the drawing first, and that's what, where we kind of made this email from.	+	'''MATT:''' Yeah, before we {{--}} I mean it was maybe {{--}} I think I just drew the drawing first, and that's what, where we kind of made this email from.

	'''MIKE:''' Yeah.		'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

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	''{Strong Bad pronounces "Jordan" as "Jor-dan" to rhyme with the word "fan".}''		''{Strong Bad pronounces "Jordan" as "Jor-dan" to rhyme with the word "fan".}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ~~[[Senor Cardgage\|~~ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over]]? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm—	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm—

	''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. We can only see him from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''		''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. We can only see him from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''
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	''{Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad pulls out a partly melted candy bar and starts munching. Homestar turns to him and glares.}''		''{Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad pulls out a partly melted candy bar and starts munching. Homestar turns to him and glares.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom! This guy smells like pea soup. ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad~~/StronGage~~}'' You smell like pea soooup!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom! This guy smells like pea soup. ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad}'' You smell like pea soooup!

-	''{Cut to a small bush. ~~StronGage~~ slowly rise up from behind it.}''	+	''{Cut to a small bush. We see Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad slowly rise up from behind it.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if I see you—		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if I see you—

-	''{~~StronGage~~ turns to face Homestar Runner}''	+	''{Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad turns to face Homestar Runner}''

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Whoa!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Whoa!
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another.

-	'''~~STRON~~-~~GAGE~~:''' ''{to Homestar Runner}'' Oh, excardon me!	+	'''CREEPY COMB-OVER STRONG BAD:''' ''{to Homestar Runner}'' Oh, excardon me!

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Um, I don't know what that means... And you still smell like pea soooup!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Um, I don't know what that means... And you still smell like pea soooup!

-	''{Cut to ~~StronGage~~ and Strong Mad standing in the field. ~~StronGage~~ has dropped his glasses on the ground}''	+	''{Cut to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad and Strong Mad standing in the field. CCOSB has dropped his glasses on the ground}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And I'd be so cool, that even if you were a dude, I'd still call at you like you were a lady.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And I'd be so cool, that even if you were a dude, I'd still call at you like you were a lady.

-	'''~~STRON~~-~~GAGE~~:''' ''{To Strong Mad; one of the following lines is randomly selected:}''<br />	+	'''CREEPY COMB-OVER STRONG BAD:''' ''{To Strong Mad; one of the following lines is randomly selected:}''<br />
	*I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?<br />		*I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?<br />
	*I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?<br />		*I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?<br />

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	''{Strong Bad pronounces "Jordan" as "Jor-dan" to rhyme with the word "fan".}''		''{Strong Bad pronounces "Jordan" as "Jor-dan" to rhyme with the word "fan".}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm—	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an [[Senor Cardgage\|ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over]]? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm—

	''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. We can only see him from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''		''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. We can only see him from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''
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	''{Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad pulls out a partly melted candy bar and starts munching. Homestar turns to him and glares.}''		''{Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad pulls out a partly melted candy bar and starts munching. Homestar turns to him and glares.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom! This guy smells like pea soup. ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad}'' You smell like pea soooup!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom! This guy smells like pea soup. ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad/StronGage}'' You smell like pea soooup!

-	''{Cut to a small bush. ~~We see Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad~~ slowly rise up from behind it.}''	+	''{Cut to a small bush. StronGage slowly rise up from behind it.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by.
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if I see you—		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if I see you—

-	''{~~Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad~~ turns to face Homestar Runner}''	+	''{StronGage turns to face Homestar Runner}''

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Whoa!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Whoa!
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another.

-	'''~~CREEPY COMB~~-~~OVER STRONG BAD~~:''' ''{to Homestar Runner}'' Oh, excardon me!	+	'''STRON-GAGE:''' ''{to Homestar Runner}'' Oh, excardon me!

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Um, I don't know what that means... And you still smell like pea soooup!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Um, I don't know what that means... And you still smell like pea soooup!

-	''{Cut to ~~Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad~~ and Strong Mad standing in the field. ~~CCOSB~~ has dropped his glasses on the ground}''	+	''{Cut to StronGage and Strong Mad standing in the field. StronGage has dropped his glasses on the ground}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And I'd be so cool, that even if you were a dude, I'd still call at you like you were a lady.		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And I'd be so cool, that even if you were a dude, I'd still call at you like you were a lady.

-	'''~~CREEPY COMB~~-~~OVER STRONG BAD~~:''' ''{To Strong Mad; one of the following lines is randomly selected:}''<br />	+	'''STRON-GAGE:''' ''{To Strong Mad; one of the following lines is randomly selected:}''<br />
	*I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?<br />		*I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?<br />
	*I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?<br />		*I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?<br />