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<line start="1053" end="1119" speaker="strongbad">And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!</line> | <line start="1053" end="1119" speaker="strongbad">And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!</line> | ||
| - | <line start="1121" end="1132" speaker="strongbad">House-mouth!!!</line> | + | <line start="1121" end="1132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">House-mouth!!!</line> |
<line start="1133" end="1147" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line> | <line start="1133" end="1147" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line> | ||
<line start="1148" end="1171" speaker="strongmad">DAAAAH!!</line> | <line start="1148" end="1171" speaker="strongmad">DAAAAH!!</line> | ||
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<line start="18" end="90" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...</em></line>
<line start="95" end="126" speaker="strongbad">Oooh! Automatic hole formatting!</line>
<line start="128" end="145" speaker="strongbad">Double "Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="146" end="186" speaker="strongbad">"I want to see you perform some amazing feats of wonder."</line>
<line start="188" end="233" speaker="strongbad">You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!</line>
<line start="235" end="264" speaker="strongbad">"Very seriously," Luke South.</line>
<line start="266" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Well, I am very serious too.</line>
<line start="296" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, <span style="visibility:hidden">tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="318" end="328" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, <span style="visibility:hidden">pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="329" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, <span style="visibility:hidden">mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="339" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! <span style="visibility:hidden">Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="369" end="387" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</line>
<line start="389" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Ladies and Luke, I give you:</line>
<line start="413" end="452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder!</line>
<line start="453" end="505" speaker="strongbad">Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller,</line>
<line start="506" end="544" speaker="strongbad">and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say <span style="visibility:hidden">lalalalalalaaa!</span></line>
<line start="545" end="562" speaker="strongbad">and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!</line>
<line start="568" end="632" speaker="strongbad">First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!</line>
<line start="637" end="722" speaker="strongbad">Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woo-man Rrrrrotini!</line>
<line start="729" end="744" speaker="sfx">audience acts in awe</line>
<line start="745" end="779" speaker="strongbad">Behold! An ocean of pesto!</line>
<line start="782" end="801" speaker="marzipan">That's not part of my act!</line>
<line start="802" end="826" speaker="kingoftown">I know! It's a part of <em>mine</em> <span style="visibility:hidden">lalalalalalalaaa!</span></line>
<line start="827" end="849" speaker="kingoftown">I know! It's a part of <em>mine</em> lalalalalalalaaa!</line>
<line start="850" end="859" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">slurp</line>
<line start="862" end="893" speaker="strongbad">Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage,</line>
<line start="894" end="945" speaker="strongbad">where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!</line>
<line start="946" end="956" speaker="sfx">audience ooohs</line>
<line start="957" end="1002" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1052" speaker="sfx">shooting, squabbling sounds, and a siren</line>
<line start="1053" end="1119" speaker="strongbad">And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!</line>
<line start="1121" end="1132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">House-mouth!!!</line>
<line start="1133" end="1147" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="1148" end="1171" speaker="strongmad">DAAAAH!!</line>
<line start="1172" end="1141" speaker="strongbad">This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!</line>
<line start="1275" end="1283" speaker="sfx">sparking pop</line>
<line start="1286" end="1295" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">gulp</line>
<line start="1296" end="1310" speaker="strongbad"><em>We did it!!!</em> <span style="visibility:hidden">Lalalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="1311" end="1330" speaker="strongbad"><em>We did it!!!</em> Lalalalalalalaaaa!</line>
<line start="1335" end="1366" speaker="strongbad">The Lappy! You're back...y!</line>
<line start="1367" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!</line>
<line start="1422" end="1481" speaker="strongbad">There ya go, Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved.</line>
<line start="1489" end="1522" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Lappy, I hope your battery's charged,</line>
<line start="1523" end="1573">
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
<strongbad>cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1574" end="1723" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="1724" end="1779">
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
<femalelappy voiceover="voiceover">But Strong Bad, I'm hate hush puppies!</femalelappy>
</line>
<line start="1780" end="1816" speaker="strongbad">Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hush puppies.</line>
<line start="1820" end="1832" speaker="sfx">preeeow!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1945" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="1946" end="1991">
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
<femalelappy voiceover="voiceover">Can we please find my toe?</femalelappy>
</line>
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