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==  Everyperson and cheat go to www.gamefaqs.com now. ==
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''It has been [[HRWiki talk:Main page redesign|suggested]] that the Main Page be redesigned. Feel free to use [[HRWiki:Main page redesign|its project page]] for proposed redesigns.''
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After the pank page, at the main page there a poll of the day: This weeks one was gibberish until i found this:
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== sbemail templates ==
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:''See [[Talk:Strong Bad Email#sbemail templates|Talk:Strong Bad Email → sbemail templates]]''
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Poll of the Day ? Snakes on a Plane 0.999~ = 1 You Bought An N-Gage, Didn't You? All Your Base Are Belong To Us YOUR HEAD A SPLODE LUEshi O RLY? YA RLY!
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== Trogday decor ==
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Ps: I'm using Mozila firefox, so it doesn't turn out the same, but go to it now!!?
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Does the '''Featured content of the day (or whenever)''' template automatically switch to different links on certain days? Such as linking to [[dragon]], [[Trogday '08]] and other things when the time comes? Or is that done manually? Because tomorrow is Trogday. - [[User:HoveringSombrero|HoveringSombrero]] ([[User talk:HoveringSombrero|talk]]) [[File:Shoulder shoomps.png|23px]]
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:It's not automatic, but as you can see (at the time of this writing), the decorations were indeed put up to coincide with Trogday. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:43, 24 January 2023 (UTC)
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PPS: Sorry if i yell or demand from all of you guys and the cheats.
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== How many references do you need? ==
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Nikolce Kocovski 06:01, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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How many references to a thing need to be on a page for the thing the page is about to become a real page? Just curious because my mock-up seinfeld page includes eight references to the titular show. The page on [[The Big Lebowski]] has the same amount of references... so do I just make a [[Seinfeld]] page now? ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 20:13, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
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:done and done ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 20:14, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
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::See our [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines|inclusion guidelines]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:02, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
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:Yeah, the poll of the day's probably over by now. I did notice it though, a nice addition to "sightings". (I voted for "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE") ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 08:54, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Songs archive ==
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::I voted for LUEshi, of course. It's my duty. [[User:Crystallina|Crystallina]] 14:48, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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Would it be OK if I created a subpage to my user page with a complete archive of every existing song in the Homestar universe? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:28, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
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:I'm pretty sure we [[Songs|have that covered]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:18, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
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::Well, I was gonna add MP3 files with them, so people could download them and stuff. Is that still OK? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 00:26, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
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:::No, that's not what the user space is for. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:43, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
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:::What does that *mean*, anyhow? -[[User:YK|YK]] 21:35, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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== dot dot dot ==
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::::See [[Wikipedia:GameFAQs message boards#LUE|LUE]] and [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]], then see [[Wikipedia:LUEshi|LUEshi]]. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 21:37, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::Well, the weirdest stuff becomes popular, I guess... Thanks for clearing that up. -<strike>Y2K</strike> [[User:YK|YK]] 04:28, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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== File Download? ==
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Why come whenever I try to link to [[lady…ing]] and [[Cheat Commandos…O's]], the link is broken? Is it because of those ellipses? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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:Sort of! "…" is different from "...", it's a single character rather than three periods. Try highlighting it and you can see. This is kind of like the difference between “curly quotes” and "straight quotes" - in both cases, the former is typically made via autocorrect in word processors or mobile keyboards, while the latter is preferred by the wiki. So while [[lady…ing]] and [[lady...ing]] may ''look'' the same, they are actually two different typed entries. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 22:17, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
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::I've added redirects to fix the issue. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:06, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
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:::Thanks! {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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Whenever I click the edit tab at the top of any page, it comes up with a window asking me if I want to save a file. The file is "index.php". I always click "Cancel" to be on the safe side but that means I can't edit. Strangely, it haven't got this problem before and it doesn't appear if I try to edit anonymously. Also, I can edit without getting this window if I edit a section, revert a page or start a new comment (like what I am doing now). It's only if I click on the edit tab at the top. Does this happen to anyone else and is the file OK to save? Please help because I can't edit efficently!  {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:33, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Navigation sidebar - adding @StrongBadActual? ==
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:"Good news, everyone!" "I think I has the soloution!" OK, enough quotes. The main thing is, I don't have the File Download problem anymore! I think because of yesterday's April Fool's prank, my preferences got messed up somehow. You see, I had the "Use external editor by default" option checked which really meant "Download files onto my computer so they can be edited in a text editing program". By unchecking this option, it doesn't try to save any files so there's no more problems! "Thanks for your help, you old broom stick!" {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:43, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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== HA HA, I knew it! ==
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[[Strong Bad Email]] has been in the sidebar for as long as I can remember, presumably because it was the most popular and most actively updated portion of the website. With the Twitter account handily outpacing both sbemails and "H*R.com updates" (not to mention the [[CGI Paper]] directing viewers to tweet rather than email), might it be worth adding it over there? I know I regularly find myself navigating to the [[@StrongBadActual]] page(s) to fill out "Fast Forward" sections of pages or to find dates when an item or project was mentioned. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 20:16, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
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Man, that was funny! NOT! No hard feelings, though.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 16:48, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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:I agree (and I'm not going to do the whole "Don't you think I agree" part, this isn't [[E-mail Birds]], but it is bird season.), and I fully support putting it there. It's a handy page and we've put a lot of work into cataloging every post made by strong bad on twitter, with fun facts to boot! So consider this my '''SUPPORT'''. ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 22:52, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
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:I actually enjoyed the prank. It's just that when people pretending to be other people say it's real that it gets annoying.[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 17:28, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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::I also '''SUPPORT'''. {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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::Bitterly hinting at me does ''not'' change anything, WeakSquareWalkGood. &mdash; {{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:38, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::, So I '''SUPPORT''' this too, but I like having easy access to the Strong Bad Email page, considering I usually watch the sbemails by clicking on the external links. So, maybe we keep both? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:28, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
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:::Not just you; there were others. I'm just too lazy to browse the archives.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 23:23, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::Maybe we link to it as <code><nowiki>[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023|Twitter]]</nowiki></code> and put it above [[Strong Bad Email]] and underneath [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent changes]]? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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::::: GREAT IDEA! I like it! [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 18:00, 10 April 2023 (UTC)
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== WikiTikiTavi & server load ==
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== Editing user pages ==
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Is WikiTikiTavi really easier on a single server than MediaWiki, or was that a joke as well? [[User:Jecowa|Jecowa]] 16:49, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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Alright, so, I've been thinking. The block log has a lot of "user banned for editing userpages of other users". So, the main page, for example, has a system so only sysops can edit it. What if we add a system to all user pages that basically makes it impossible for anybody but the user to edit it? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:52, 18 July 2023 (UTC)
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:The thing is, I feel sysops / admins / wiki bots should probably still be able to edit user pages. For example, an admin fixing a bug on the page or a bot auto-replacing a link. But I agree that no one else should edit other user pages. Or somehow make a system where users can choose who can edit the page. {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}} 18:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
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::We already have [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|explicit guidelines]] on who can and should edit user pages.  If a user page is edited for anything other than a legitimate reason, the edit typically gets quickly reverted. No harm done.  Anyone that might be banned in relation to user page edits is most likely doing it in a disruptive manner.  In any case, the block logs mostly include bans for spamming.  There really is no compelling reason to add user page security settings or tools for this.  --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
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*Probably, considering that WTT is a less powerful engine, but it is pretty unlikely that there would be a need to switch softwares. The pages may have been less because there was less formatting, but images seem to me to be the most demanding. {{User:Dylnuge/sig}} 17:09, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Wiki availability ==
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::All that stuff about 'Tavi being better for our setup was made up. In fact, it was purposely exaggerated a bit so that people would realize it was a joke. 'Tavi wouldn't stand a chance running our wiki, which is why we switched away from it in the first place. Happy April Fool's! &mdash; {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 18:17, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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For about the past week, I haven't been able to access the HRWiki, and downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently confirmed (and still does) that hrwiki.org is down. However, I see that plenty of edits have been made to the wiki in that time, so obviously it wasn't entirely down. Basically, I've been presented with a white screen that occasionally loaded the hills in the background and sometimes the Homestar logo in the top-left corner, and if I moved the mouse around the screen, it would recognize where links and drop-down menus were, but it wouldn't show me any text for the links and all. Any idea what may have happened/be happening? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:32, 22 August 2023 (UTC)
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:::I really enjoyed the prank until gullible people started yelling that it was happening and switching sigs. Now I'm almost afraid of what's up y'all's sleeves for next year! =P —[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 02:15, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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:Hey Knights.  Usually, when a big update is released, wiki activity jumps exponentially and typically the wiki reaction times can slow down to a crawl.  Pages still load but they take forever and one must be patient.  Eventually that goes away as edits taper down.  However, for a site like "downforeveryoneorjustme", their timeout is likely far shorter than regular browsers when reporting if a site is down.  In your particular case it seems that not all website elements are loading and some may be timing out and not loading at all. I'd typically expect that behavior during peak edit times.  Hope this helps a tiny bit! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:05, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
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::At some point I did see pages seemingly load but remain blank unless I interacted with the tab in some way, though that could have been a browser issue, it never really prevented me from accessing the wiki, and I haven't been experiencing it for a while. I've also had some "unable to connect" errors because sometimes when loading the wiki, it attempts to load an https URL. Most of the time, though, especially after a new release, it's been just slowdowns. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 21:09, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
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== Format ==
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=== Still Slow ===
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It seems that the wiki hasn't fully recovered from its slowdowns back in August.  In the last couple of months I've come across the Job Queue and [[MW:Manual:Job queue|this mediawiki page]] detailing what it is and how it's supposed to function.  I get the impression that currently, all jobs on the wiki are running when a page is being requested.  The page outlines a means by which the jobs can be run in the background (either via cron job or background process; I'd recommend the background process) and then the job run rate could be set to zero (so that pages aren't spending time running jobs while loading).  Is this something that is already in place or could this perhaps be implemented in order to improve overall performance even during busy periods? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 11:41, 16 December 2023 (UTC)
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Come on, guys!  That Tavi prank was kind of in poor taste.  You really had me convinced, though.  I'll give you that.  Could you knid of avoid doing that?  It had me seriously concerned.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 18:11, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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==glitch on the main pages ==
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:Eh, I thought it was really funny. I was serious when I said I was happy to use the WTT software, though. Not only was it a prank, but it was a special treat for people who didn't get to use it/a source of nostalga for older users. I'm looking forward to seeing how they top it next year. --{{User:acekirby13/sig}} 18:50, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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Noticed a glitch on the main pages, done by holding the cursor on one of the buttons, and then moving away, and then moving your finger off the mouse. to see what this does and what I mean, refer to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM-NA0Rja4 [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 21:08, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
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By the way, for those who are wondering, there's already been a ''lot'' of conversation today that's been [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 11|archived]]. I don't want to rehash any of that, but I do want to seize the opportunity to get preachy as usual. This whole thing had ''me'' "seriously concerned," for a number of reasons.
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:There's a whole page about this. [[Main Page Glitches]] {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 21:21, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
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#A number of people knew, or were fairly sure, that it was a joke, but were very angry anyway and talked about crying for hours, leaving forever, or doing unspecified things with machine guns. I'm concerned about these people senses of humor. In particular it was called "cruel" more than once. People spoke as though we'd called a transportation strike in NYC, instead of simply changed the appearance (not even the functionality!) of a reference website about an Internet cartoon. If losing the soft blues and reds of the HRWiki really caused you substantial pain and suffering, then maybe the wiki is a ''little'' too important in your life!
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#A number of other people decided it was for real, and reacted even more violently. Now, in their defense, it's kind of understandable that a change that huge, enacted with ''no'' warning or discussion, would raise some ruckus (see the next point: ''that's why it wouldn't happen!''). But I'm concerned about this demographic, too, and their ability to handle change. What if this ''had'' been real? I was really saddened to see that so many people were ready to simply throw in the towel and walk away, or used their departure as threats. While it's safe to say that this particular change will never happen around here, Change, in general, happens. Relationships break up. Parents remarry. You get a new boss. You get in a car wreck. If you can't handle your wiki changing color, how are you going to roll with ''those'' punches?
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#Finally, for both groups, a word of stern comfort. At one point, JoeyDay <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=next&oldid=298224 said]</span> that the sysops had been discussing the change for a long time in [[HRWiki:Da Basement|Da Basement]], and that it had been archived by now. A lot of people did a lot of tricks with code and other techie methods of trying to prove or disprove that it was a hoax, but ''all it really took was following up on his claim.'' There was no discussion there, archived or otherwise. And that brings me to the heart of today's sermon. '''This kind of change wouldn't happen without a lot of discussion and wiki consensus.''' Remember? That's how things are done around here. We vote on stuff. We talk about it incessantly for weeks. The wiki is not "run" by sysops or admins in the sense that they randomly decide, in secret, to do something and then put it in place overnight. (Um... hehe... with the exception of this once.) ''This'' concerns me, that people would seriously think a change like that that affected everyone would be enacted without discussion, warning, input, or participation. I would hope people trust the sysops ''not'' to pull something like that, or, if they did, would stand up to them and supportively, constructively, but courageously tell them it's not right.
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#In conclusion:
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#Perspective is good;
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#Change is inevitable <small><small>(except from a vending machine)</small></small>;
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#Investigate explanations; and
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#When in doubt... '''chill.''' (If we were steering a [[Nuclear Class Submarine "Soccermom"|Nuclear Class Submarine]], a moments' hesitation or reflection and a relaxed attitude would be deadly. ''We're not.'')
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#This concludes How To Make April Fool's Educational in Ten Easy Steps. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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:For the record, I trusted the sysops completely. I think that that's a sign of how truly good you guys were. But I still can't see why there was so many people trying to prove it wrong. I heard countless people (you know who you are) trying to prove to me that it was a prank. I ''cannot believe'' that you thought there would be ''any'' benefit in ruining the prank for everyone. Why? Why did you think it was so imperative to make sure people knew and the sysop's trick was ruined? Because even if I knew, at least I would keep a secret better. &mdash; {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:56, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Why does the website still have the Halloween theme? ==
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::Oh, and for once, I actually got preachy before Abdi. It just got deleted by Dot com. Yay! &mdash; {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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Halloween ended 18 days ago, and so did October in general, so why does the website still have the Hallow's Eve theme? --{{User:Cy4nIsN0tB1u3/sig}} 04:33, 19 November 2023 (UTC)
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:::The difference here, of course, is that AbdiViklas has the wisdom and authority to be preachy. When he speaks, you should listen. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:56, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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:Because we're still waiting for the annual Fan Costumes toon to close out the season, even if we have to wait [[Decomposing Pumpkins|days after Thanksgiving]]. Also, because the sysops in charge of changing the wiki settings are busy people with lives and tend to wait a while to get around to it. -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 23:56, 19 November 2023 (UTC)
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::::And I have. The thing is, though, is whether or not I had the wisdom, at least there was meaning. It wasn't mistaking this place as a soapbox as you so "kindly" put it. &mdash; {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:16, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::There were ''two'' criteria listed above, not just one. Wisdom was just the first of the two. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:49, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::"Authority" is now needed to try to make the Wiki a better place, I'm assuming? - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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:::::::Um, no. But you ''do'' need some authority before you publicly address the wiki as a whole. Let me clarify that I don't mean that sysops are the only ones with any authority. Lots of users have it to some degree, and in particular it comes with making good edits, showing good judgement, having experience, and being noticed for those things. Also, if you're going to address the wiki, it helps when what you're posting is, well, correct, and what was originally posted here was ''incorrect''. It tried to sum up the April 1 events while we were still in the midst of them, and it didn't take into account the fact that it was all just a prank. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:27, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::::Even if you don't, you need to give people more credit.  You criticize other people for not having a sense of humor without realizing that all the people you're talking about were JOKING!  Did you honestly think anyone cared that much about it? -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 22:50, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
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:::::::::What? This conversation is a month old. What are you talking about? &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:52, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
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::::::::::I realize that, but I figured it was worthwhile and it couldn't hurt. I apologize if I inadvertantly broke a rule or something. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 22:57, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
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:::::::::::It's more of a guideline than a rule, really. But you still didn't explain what you meant. Are you suggesting that the people who freaked out over the prank were just ''pretending'' to be upset and were really just playing along? If so, I do not agree at all with that assessment of the shenanigans. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:48, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
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::::::::::::Sorry for breaking that guideline and not fully explaining myself.  But yes, that is what I meant. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Gryff]] 21:06, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
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==Yet Another Prank-Related Topic==
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==New Fan Stumes’!==
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I knew it had to be a prank, I'm no wiki expert but I know enough to know that Tavi couldn't possibly work. Good acting job, though! {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:01, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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The 2023 Fan Stumes has been released! And not only that, but my costume from last year is the very first Strong Bad costume! That counts as a fun fact, right? We should probably note that like how we note when a wikian sent a email. [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 17:12, 22 November 2023 (UTC)
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:I knew it was a joke because the Captcha extension I designed was still working properly on the site. n0dalus
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== Permafrosted logo? ==
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<big><big>Not Another Prank-Related Topic</big></big>
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The Decemberween themed logo is still up, but December ended 11 days ago. The weirdest part in my opinion is that there's no d'ween themed colors despide icicles and Homestar's hat. Is there something we're waiting for, like a new not-Decemberween toon?
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Yours truly,
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I knew it was a prank because, well... I saw it happen first hand. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:19, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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The guy who confused Dobbs for Daubs. {{unsigned|206.110.189.60|11 January 2024 16:34 (UTC)}}
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:I knew it was a prank after I viewed the source code that showed "tavistyle.css," saw that [[Special:Version]] still said they were using MediaWiki, saw that all of the article names still had spaces/underscores in them (something distinctly ''not'' a feature of WikkiTikkiTavi without extensive custom modification--which they couldn't have done in a day), noticed that the "switch" was made arbitrarily in one day with no forewarning, and after all the other obvious giveaways (like when they started making up crap like "X32 caching," which I don't believe is actually real). -- {{User:Soapergem/sig}} 07:53, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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:I'm not an admin, but I'm assuming the style is simply for the winter season. Even though the Christmas lights have been taken down, it's still a chilly and snowy time of year for {{w|March equinox|at least another month and a half}}. (P.S. Even if you don't have an account, please sign your posts with four tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 17:34, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
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::I knew it was a prank because it wasn't how the admins usually behaved. They'd get all our approval, or at least tell of it first, and would try to format it to be more user-friendly and familiar before the switch, not months later. But I went along with it anyway to make it more confusing. I qualify as an "admin", right? >.> - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::I was too lazy to dig into the code to find out. See, doing that much work would defeat the original purpose of my coming to hrwiki.org (updates column is better than the "Whats New" button on H*R.com) - being too lazy to dig around and find out any H*R stuff I want to know for myself. --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 14:14, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Load times and potential solutions ==
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::::I knew it was just an April Fool's prank when I saw [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:whatsnew&diff=prev&oldid=298514 this edit]. I tried to add it to this page but Lapper deleted it! "Next episode, Lapper! Next episooooode!" {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:18, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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The wiki's been crawling along like something funny that crawls along for about a year now. This hasn't been much more than a minor inconvenience on my end, but it comes up pretty frequently on [https://www.reddit.com/r/HomestarRunner/ the Homestar subreddit], with a concerning number saying they haven't been able to access it at all. [https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/hrwiki.org downforeveryoneorjustme.com] consistently insists that the system is down. I don't know what the hosting situation is like, nor am I anything close to an expert on such things, so unfortunately I can't diagnose the issue... But, [[DNA Evidence|after <s>extensive</s> investigation]], I'm ready to release my findings.
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*[[Talk:Main Page#Still Slow]] {{--}} A few months ago, [[User:Stux|Stux]] proposed a solution involving MediaWiki's [[mw:Manual:Job queue|job queue]]. Seems like something worth looking into.
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*[https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/host-a-website-with-high-availability/ Host a Website with High Availability] {{--}} The wiki's web host Linode features a guide on how to host a website with high availability. I can understand at most seven words of this, and I'm not sure how well it applies to wikis, but it might be helpful to someone. (They also have guides for [https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/security/ssl/ enabling HTTPS], which improves security... Maybe performance too, but I've heard mixed things about that.)
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*[[Special:Version]] {{--}} The wiki is currently powered by MediaWiki 1.15, which released in 2011. Later versions have added collapsible elements, citation features, slideshow galleries, an optional visual editor interface, the ability to rename categories, and most relevant to this particular discussion, [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/ResourceLoader improved performance]. The current stable release is 1.41.
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*[[HRWiki:Donations]] {{--}} I just discovered that [[HRWiki:2011 Server Move|the wiki moved servers in 2011]] to cut back on expenses, which [[HRWiki talk:2011 Server Move#Slowness|apparently resulted in slower load times]] (at least initially, while settings were still being optimized). According to [[Special:Ledger]], there haven't been any donations since then (additionally, it still lists FellowSites hosting dues instead of the new host). I've seen multiple people offering to donate if they could, so if the more recent slowness is once again a financial issue, it might help to [https://www.paypal.com/us/cshelp/article/ts2067 get the donation links working again].
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*{{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=developer Special:ListUsers&group=developer}} {{--}} I have no way of knowing how actively people have been working on maintaining backend stuff, but I can see that of the six developers, only [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] and [[User:Tom|Tom]] have been editing consistently since 2016. I realize I'm asking quite a lot of two people at most, and I really don't want to be too demanding... so I can't help but wonder if my suggestions might seem more reasonable if there were more people responsible for backend maintenance. I'm not qualified for that sort of thing, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were active users with MediaWiki and/or web development experience. As much as I want this wiki to be accessible to more people, I really don't want anyone losing sleep over it.
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Anyway, sorry I can't offer more help than this, but I hope someone finds this stuff useful (and that I didn't get anything terribly wrong)! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 01:06, 11 April 2024 (UTC)
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:Out of curiosity, I decided to use [[Special:Statistics]] and the WayBack Machine to calculate roughly how many people have been affected by the slow load times. After comparing the last seven months (from around the start of the slowdowns to now) to the seven months prior, I found that the average number of edits per day has decreased from 22 to 14, and the average number of active users has dropped from 27 to 17. That's a 37% decrease in ''both'' areas, leading me to believe they are linked by a common cause...
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:Unfortunately I couldn't figure out if that percentage corresponded to anything specific, like "37% of people use this certain type of Internet connection"... That information would tell me which people are having problems accessing the wiki, and from there I might be able to research a potential solution, assuming any of that works the way I think it does. Maybe I'll do an off-site poll somewhere, but I'd need to know what information would be most pertinent to ask... Would that be helpful at all? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 05:18, 18 April 2024 (UTC)
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:::::If I didn't already know about it beforehand, my first clues would probably be from the fact that all the pages (other than the main page) were all identical, and given how much pain it was (or at least seemed to be from looking at the history) to convert from 'tavi to MediaWiki in the first place. Then there's the fact that all the special pages, apart from existing at all for some of them, looked identical to before (watchlist, history, edit, etc, etc)... at that point I'd probably check things like the source code, [[Special:Specialpages]] and [[MediaWiki:Monobook.css]] to check it was really just MediaWiki. Then I'd laugh and join in the fun. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 14:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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Wait a minute, it seems fine now. What happened? {{unsigned|71.195.40.33|08:25, November 15, 2024 (UTC)}}
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=== WTT Theme? ===
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== Availability of the wiki over https ==
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Is there any chance that the prank theme will be made into an actual wiki-theme everyone else will use? It looked kind of cool. (I know the main page was changed to support it, but still.) --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 17:24, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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:[[User:It's dot com|Dot com]] was planning on doing that, yes. Watch for it in the next while most likely. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 17:26, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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Are there any plans to upgrade the wiki from http to https?
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--{{User:UN_TACO/sig}} 00:36, 22 May 2024 (UTC)
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Great theme! But I did notice there's no link to the Fanstuff on the WTT skin. Could this possibly be fixed? -[[User:Lunar Jesters|Jesty]]<sub>[[User talk:Lunar Jesters|Talk]]</sub> 10:47, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
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:The fanstuff wiki link is on the fake main page. It wasn't a separate wiki back then and so isn't up in the links at the top. Since we were trying to make our prank as close to the original as possible (while still maintaining basic functionality), we didn't include it. I have enabled the skin choice in the preferences mostly for the sake of recording our history. If someone actually plans to use the skin on an everyday basis and needs the link, I'll consider going to the trouble to add it, but for now I'm not going to worry about it. Glad you like it overall, though! &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:40, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Probably Another Prank-Related Topic - Underlying community problem? ==
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Now, I may not be the king of enlightened observations, but a pretty good general rule of life is: "'''If your Wiki nearly blows itself up over a simple April Fool's prank, there may be some underlying problems in the community.'''" Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go back to my little corner of the Wiki and hide again. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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:Yeah, I think you meant, "If your users blow themselves up over a simple prank, then they need to take a look in the mirror and ask themselves why they're freaking out over nothing." I could also make several generalizations about those who went bonkers, but I believe I'll postpone... &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:47, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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::<s>I think we may be thinking on the same wavelength when it comes to the generalizations, here. Either way, I did tend to mean the major "user gap" here, due to the NSMC newuser lock. We lost influx for the month that the lock was in place, then all came in a burst, having to learn the ropes at the same time. We've kind of been overwhelmed since. For visual reference:</s><pre>If you want to see the dang thing, look in the history. I'm sick of misinterpretations.</pre><s>Just kind of a quick mockup, you get the picture. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}</s>
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Forget it, the whole thing was taken as some kind of ploy for superiority and eliteism by the "oldbies". - {{User:Kookykman/sig}} 00:53, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
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:I love that graph. It reminds me of MS-DOS for some reason. :D [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
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:: I think the graph realy shows...something. I was around as a user during the User gap but I didn't learn any thing. {{User:pieinbubsface/sig}} 02:29, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::Heh, nice little graph you got there, pretty accurate, if you ask me. I like the term "Era of Good Feelings". {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 02:35, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::The term "Era of Good Feelings" seems to me designed to alienate and offend new users like me who are genuinely trying to be useful and intelligent contributors to the community. But that's just me. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 07:18, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::I don't know; I'm not doubting your graph so much as the idea that it's connected to Saturday's ruckus. Most of the people making the most noise were major users (as opposed to occasional ones). And actually I'm not all that convinced of the graph now that you mention it; I predate NSMC, and when I joined there were a number of prominent users and minor users both who dropped off the radar since ([[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]] comes to mind). And back then there were both kinds of users joining too, and the occasional spammer and/or minor vandal. No, I think the only difference is we're seeing the exponential growth in popularity of the wiki, so we simply have ''more'' of everything now than we did a year ago. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:28, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::Woah, I'm sorry about the "Era of Good Feelings" thing. It was just supposed to be a stupid reference to the time in American history after the War of 1812 when Federalist party dissolved and there were few disagreements. The graph wasn't meant to alienate anyone, or claim superiority of pre-NSMC users. Also, Abdi, sorry about making it look like there were no spammers or vandals pre-NSMC, I should've made that apparent. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}} 20:41, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::This will sound strange, but, does ANYONE like me here? I joined after the "era of good feelings", because I couldn't join during it. So, what? You're gonna sacrifice other possible users, um, userdom for yourself? I mean, if the wiki's gettin' hit hard, I can understand a 1 or 2 day block of all IPs and new users, maybe even a week, but, this one was like a month or two. So, seriously, this "Era of Good Feelings" can be renamed "Era of Selfishness". Sorry, just I hate it when users say the time I had to sit here and bookmark all of the pages I found errors in and couldn't fix was a "happy time". And, no offense to anyone, just, please everyone, stop saying it was a happy time. It truely wasn't for me. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 22:41, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
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Why does everyone think that I unilaterally hate every new person? When did I say that? I've been saying there are some 'troublemakers' since the boom, but we've gained some awesome new people! Bluebry, '''you're''' constructive, amazingly! One of the best of the new bunch! - {{User:Kookykman/sig}} <small>This happens everytime I open my stupid yap. I dig a hole for myself.</small>
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:Oh! Wait. I just read the thing above mine. Umm, I retract my statement. And to Kooky: Thanks! {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:54, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
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::Hey, I should be the one thanking you. Sorry about not explaining myself earlier. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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:::Why not thank each other? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:57, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
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:I for one hated the "Era of Good Feelings". It was okay for a while, but then things started slowing down, expecially that little subwiki thing you may or may not have heard of. Didn't help how H*R stopped updating for a month. >.> - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 16:47, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
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== HEEELP ==
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I have an account that dosen't have lowercase letters and it won't let me in!
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:What's your username? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 15:59, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
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:You sure it's ''here'' and not at the forum or fanstuff? All three are separate accounts. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 23:20, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
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==Strong Bad's lack of knowledge of the current date==
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Should there be a page on Strong Bad's commonly dating things "1987", "1998", etc?
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:First of all, you can check [[1987]] for mentions of the year. &mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:20, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
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::That doens't mean he doens't know the current date.  He kind of screwed it up at the end of [[alternate universe]], however.  {{User:Ed smildE/signature}} 01:32, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
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::What about Trogdor Con '97 or Awexome Cross '98?
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== Sort of Ironic But... ==
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It's sort of ironic that I'm posting this here...but would it make sense to create a [[HRWiki:General Discussion]] page for general discussion instead of having it all posted here? I'm not saying that it's a problem that general discussion is found here, I'm just saying that it would make more sense. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:30, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
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:It has pretty much become wikihabit to use Talk:Main Page not for discussing the Main Page, but for general discussion relating to the wiki. I don't believe that we need a seperate page. &mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:32, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
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::Also the [[HRWiki talk:The Stick|talk page for our community portal]] is another place things are discussed.&nbsp;-- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:28, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
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== [[Special:BrokenRedirects]] ==
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Hey, I'm gettin' ome weird things, will someone verify if it's just my compy/browser (Mozilla Suite, if it helps) or if it's some error in the software. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:50, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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:This is what I see:
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:#[[User talk:Yeltensic]] (Edit) → [[User:Yeltensic ]]
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:#[[Game Boy in a Blender]] (Edit) → [[Special:Undelete]]
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:More or less, anyways. What's yours like? Am I correct in thinking these are links that redirect to a page that doesn't exist...? Never seen anything in the list before, so... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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::That's it. I just thought it was really weird. Anyone know the problem/solution? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 02:03, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::[[User talk:Yeltensic]] does not contain a redirect. [[Game Boy in a Blender]] redirects to [[Blender]]. No idea why these 2 would be listed. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::I am now showing no broken redirects. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:15, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::I am now showing the [[Game Boy in a Blender]] one. ! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:16, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::Same as me. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 02:17, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::::Dot com's under the sink with the wrenches now. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:18, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::::Dunno how it got messed up in the first place, but I fixed the problem. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:19, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::::::Mr. Dot com, you fixed the Wiki. How did- what's your secret? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:19, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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==Something Weird on my Talkpages==
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This might be related to the subject above (I see that my old talkpage was mentioned). I got a notification e-mail for my old talkpage ([[User talk:Yeltensic]]), saying that it had been edited by Dot com, but when I went there it was unchanged (I checked the history). Then, when I logged in as Granola, I got the "new messages" box, but that talkpage was also unchanged. {{User:Granola/sig}} 03:23, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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:Yeah, I had to pull some strings to get the database to reset itself. It should be normal now. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:36, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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::Oh, I guess it thought you had edited the pages because of that. I was puzzled at first as to why you were posting on my old talkpage, when I saw the e-mail. Anyway, good work fixing the database. {{User:Granola/sig}} 04:23, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Pics ==
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Can these pics be used?: [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/1/1e/Boll.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/6/6e/Clock.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/c/c1/Stinkomann.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/7/77/Sbhead.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/d/de/Sbe.PNG] [http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/sbIM1.gif] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/b/bc/Sbemail.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/f/ff/Lady_fan.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/b/bd/Sbdoll.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/8/80/Weirdsb.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/f/fb/Sbposter.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/5/58/AAHSB%21.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/a/ae/Rhinofeedstrongbad.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/b/b7/Zone.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/3/3c/Zzold.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/0/03/Mariopaintstrongofbadness.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/6/69/Zzzzzzz.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/b/b2/Tgs.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/b/bf/Cakee.JPG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/2/26/System.PNG] [http://www.editthis.info/pictures/images/pictures/1/18/Hat.PNG]
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:Used where? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:36, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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::That's what I'm asking. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 20:45, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::These images were hotlinked from another website and we would never include them in an article in such a state.  Please see [[HRWiki:Image use policy]] and [[HRWiki:Standards]] for more information.&nbsp;-- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:18, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::I meen to upload here. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 21:42, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::I don't see any reason to upload those images at this time. If we have a genuine need for anything like that, we can easily generate our own versions. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:53, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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== I need help with adding pics 2 the site!!!! ==
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Anyone who knows how to add pictures/images and other helpfull hints please tell me....
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-Krosskid91
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:For images, please visit [[Help:Image]]. For learning other syntax, try the pages listed in [[:Category:Help]]. &mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:00, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
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==Is it over?==
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Is H*R over?! I mean, no new updates. Sewiouswy!
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:Yep, it's over. We can all go back to work now. No, actually they're talking a little break for the Easter holidays, in all likelihood, and there'll be more soon. Don't forget Mike and Missy are startting a family too, so that takes time as well. Patience. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:56, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
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::Don't forget the Great Drought of December '05 - January '06. That was a lot longer then the drought that's going on right now. They're probably just taking a break from all the 150th email work. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 21:58, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
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::I didn't give it a second thought. Heh. - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 00:00, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::Yeah, but now I'm getting worried. Someone live in the Atlanta area check to see if they're okay?--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 15:46, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::C'mon. It's way, ''way'' too early to hit the panic button. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:58, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::::Sadly, it appears that Don Chapman, Mike and Matt's dad, died this weekend. See [http://www.legacy.com/atlanta/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonID=17419376 his obituary]. I ask that we all please ''not panic'' and that we bear with the Chapmans in this difficult time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 16:04, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::Is that so...Funny how we thought at the Great Drought of 05-06, someone had died and then it turned out the Chappos were still alive. Now...no wonder there's been a drought. I'll wait. --[[User:Kiwi|I
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:::::::While there hasn't been any new *site* content lately, there *were* a few store updates and a new Podstar Runner toon, so it's not like they're doing *nothing*. -{{User:YK/sig}} 20:16, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::::::::Trelawney, see [[User talk:It's dot com#We need the "Recent Changes" notice to be at the top of every page.|my note here]].  Thanks.&nbsp;-- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:17, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
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==Sbemails gone==
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When I accessed the Sbemail page on the official site, the list was completley gone. The page was there, but there were no emails, and pressing the random button took you to 404'd. I tried to access them directly by URL, but it didn't work. What's really wierd is that the toons still work. Does anyone know what's happening? - {{User:NachoMan/sig}}00:23, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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:It's working for me. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:25, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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::I'm watching sbemail72 right now. Works fine, so does the list. You may have experienced a temporary server glitch or perhaps a user-side browser malfunction. Clear your cache and try it again. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:26, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::Fine with my browser. Which one do you have? {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 00:27, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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::::Well, I was using AOL to not take up too many windows. I tryed it in Internet Explorer and it worked again. Tanks. - {{User:NachoMan/sig}}00:30, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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When excactly are we upgrading to 1.6? {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 05:00, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
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:::What's new in 1.6? {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 16:20, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
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| It is with great sadness that we inform you that [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers Chaps]]' father, [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman]], has passed away Saturday&nbsp;April&nbsp;15th.<br>Please keep the Chapman family in your hearts and minds in the coming weeks, and please don't complain about a lack of updates or pester&nbsp;them&nbsp;with&nbsp;emails.  Thanks&nbsp;so&nbsp;much.<br>&mdash; [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:28, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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== Weird Secret ==
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I was in the WayBack thung and I found [http://web.archive.org/web/20030604125126/homestarrunner.com/__utm.js this]. It's not real anymore but, hmm... --{{User:The thing/sig}} 23:34, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
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:The thing, I'm guessing that's not a secret at all. [http://www.google.com/analytics Urchin] is a web tracking suite that I've used in the past on my own website (it's now owned by Google and has been renamed to Google Analytics; notice how it says "formerly Urchin" in the footer of the page I linked to). It tracks hits, sessions, downloads, bandwidth, etc. and can give you cool statistics like which keywords people are using to search for your website and which browsers visitors are using. The file you've found seems to be one component of the Urchin application. You can also tell it has to do with maintenance because the filename starts with an underscore. Good find, though. You must've been digging around for a while to notice something like that. &mdash; {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 15:04, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
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[edit] sbemail templates

See Talk:Strong Bad Email → sbemail templates

[edit] Trogday decor

Does the Featured content of the day (or whenever) template automatically switch to different links on certain days? Such as linking to dragon, Trogday '08 and other things when the time comes? Or is that done manually? Because tomorrow is Trogday. - HoveringSombrero (talk)

It's not automatic, but as you can see (at the time of this writing), the decorations were indeed put up to coincide with Trogday. — It's dot com 01:43, 24 January 2023 (UTC)

[edit] How many references do you need?

How many references to a thing need to be on a page for the thing the page is about to become a real page? Just curious because my mock-up seinfeld page includes eight references to the titular show. The page on The Big Lebowski has the same amount of references... so do I just make a Seinfeld page now? ----J∃ffJMan 20:13, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

done and done ----J∃ffJMan 20:14, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
See our inclusion guidelines. — It's dot com 21:02, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Songs archive

Would it be OK if I created a subpage to my user page with a complete archive of every existing song in the Homestar universe? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 22:28, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure we have that covered. — It's dot com 23:18, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
Well, I was gonna add MP3 files with them, so people could download them and stuff. Is that still OK? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 00:26, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
No, that's not what the user space is for. — It's dot com 00:43, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

[edit] dot dot dot

Why come whenever I try to link to lady…ing and Cheat Commandos…O's, the link is broken? Is it because of those ellipses? — HoveringSombrero (talk)

Sort of! "…" is different from "...", it's a single character rather than three periods. Try highlighting it and you can see. This is kind of like the difference between “curly quotes” and "straight quotes" - in both cases, the former is typically made via autocorrect in word processors or mobile keyboards, while the latter is preferred by the wiki. So while lady…ing and lady...ing may look the same, they are actually two different typed entries. -- Bleu Ninja 22:17, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
I've added redirects to fix the issue. Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 23:06, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
Thanks! — HoveringSombrero (talk)

[edit] Navigation sidebar - adding @StrongBadActual?

Strong Bad Email has been in the sidebar for as long as I can remember, presumably because it was the most popular and most actively updated portion of the website. With the Twitter account handily outpacing both sbemails and "H*R.com updates" (not to mention the CGI Paper directing viewers to tweet rather than email), might it be worth adding it over there? I know I regularly find myself navigating to the @StrongBadActual page(s) to fill out "Fast Forward" sections of pages or to find dates when an item or project was mentioned. -- Bleu Ninja 20:16, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

I agree (and I'm not going to do the whole "Don't you think I agree" part, this isn't E-mail Birds, but it is bird season.), and I fully support putting it there. It's a handy page and we've put a lot of work into cataloging every post made by strong bad on twitter, with fun facts to boot! So consider this my SUPPORT. ----J∃ffJMan 22:52, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
I also SUPPORT. — HoveringSombrero (talk)
, So I SUPPORT this too, but I like having easy access to the Strong Bad Email page, considering I usually watch the sbemails by clicking on the external links. So, maybe we keep both? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 22:28, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
Maybe we link to it as [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023|Twitter]] and put it above Strong Bad Email and underneath Recent changes? — HoveringSombrero (talk)
GREAT IDEA! I like it! I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 18:00, 10 April 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Editing user pages

Alright, so, I've been thinking. The block log has a lot of "user banned for editing userpages of other users". So, the main page, for example, has a system so only sysops can edit it. What if we add a system to all user pages that basically makes it impossible for anybody but the user to edit it? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 22:52, 18 July 2023 (UTC)

The thing is, I feel sysops / admins / wiki bots should probably still be able to edit user pages. For example, an admin fixing a bug on the page or a bot auto-replacing a link. But I agree that no one else should edit other user pages. Or somehow make a system where users can choose who can edit the page. — HoveringSombrero (talk) 18:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
We already have explicit guidelines on who can and should edit user pages. If a user page is edited for anything other than a legitimate reason, the edit typically gets quickly reverted. No harm done. Anyone that might be banned in relation to user page edits is most likely doing it in a disruptive manner. In any case, the block logs mostly include bans for spamming. There really is no compelling reason to add user page security settings or tools for this. --Stux 21:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Wiki availability

For about the past week, I haven't been able to access the HRWiki, and downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently confirmed (and still does) that hrwiki.org is down. However, I see that plenty of edits have been made to the wiki in that time, so obviously it wasn't entirely down. Basically, I've been presented with a white screen that occasionally loaded the hills in the background and sometimes the Homestar logo in the top-left corner, and if I moved the mouse around the screen, it would recognize where links and drop-down menus were, but it wouldn't show me any text for the links and all. Any idea what may have happened/be happening? The Knights Who Say Ni 20:32, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

Hey Knights. Usually, when a big update is released, wiki activity jumps exponentially and typically the wiki reaction times can slow down to a crawl. Pages still load but they take forever and one must be patient. Eventually that goes away as edits taper down. However, for a site like "downforeveryoneorjustme", their timeout is likely far shorter than regular browsers when reporting if a site is down. In your particular case it seems that not all website elements are loading and some may be timing out and not loading at all. I'd typically expect that behavior during peak edit times. Hope this helps a tiny bit! --Stux 06:05, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
At some point I did see pages seemingly load but remain blank unless I interacted with the tab in some way, though that could have been a browser issue, it never really prevented me from accessing the wiki, and I haven't been experiencing it for a while. I've also had some "unable to connect" errors because sometimes when loading the wiki, it attempts to load an https URL. Most of the time, though, especially after a new release, it's been just slowdowns. DEI DAT VMdatvm center\super contra 21:09, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Still Slow

It seems that the wiki hasn't fully recovered from its slowdowns back in August. In the last couple of months I've come across the Job Queue and this mediawiki page detailing what it is and how it's supposed to function. I get the impression that currently, all jobs on the wiki are running when a page is being requested. The page outlines a means by which the jobs can be run in the background (either via cron job or background process; I'd recommend the background process) and then the job run rate could be set to zero (so that pages aren't spending time running jobs while loading). Is this something that is already in place or could this perhaps be implemented in order to improve overall performance even during busy periods? --Stux 11:41, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

[edit] glitch on the main pages

Noticed a glitch on the main pages, done by holding the cursor on one of the buttons, and then moving away, and then moving your finger off the mouse. to see what this does and what I mean, refer to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM-NA0Rja4 I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 21:08, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

There's a whole page about this. Main Page Glitches Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 21:21, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Why does the website still have the Halloween theme?

Halloween ended 18 days ago, and so did October in general, so why does the website still have the Hallow's Eve theme? --Cy4nIsN0tB1u3 04:33, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

Because we're still waiting for the annual Fan Costumes toon to close out the season, even if we have to wait days after Thanksgiving. Also, because the sysops in charge of changing the wiki settings are busy people with lives and tend to wait a while to get around to it. -- 68.37.43.131 23:56, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

[edit] New Fan Stumes’!

The 2023 Fan Stumes has been released! And not only that, but my costume from last year is the very first Strong Bad costume! That counts as a fun fact, right? We should probably note that like how we note when a wikian sent a email. I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 17:12, 22 November 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Permafrosted logo?

The Decemberween themed logo is still up, but December ended 11 days ago. The weirdest part in my opinion is that there's no d'ween themed colors despide icicles and Homestar's hat. Is there something we're waiting for, like a new not-Decemberween toon? Yours truly, The guy who confused Dobbs for Daubs. — 206.110.189.60 (Talk | contribs) 11 January 2024 16:34 (UTC) (left unsigned)

I'm not an admin, but I'm assuming the style is simply for the winter season. Even though the Christmas lights have been taken down, it's still a chilly and snowy time of year for at least another month and a half. (P.S. Even if you don't have an account, please sign your posts with four tildes: ~~~~) -- Bleu Ninja 17:34, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

[edit] Load times and potential solutions

The wiki's been crawling along like something funny that crawls along for about a year now. This hasn't been much more than a minor inconvenience on my end, but it comes up pretty frequently on the Homestar subreddit, with a concerning number saying they haven't been able to access it at all. downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently insists that the system is down. I don't know what the hosting situation is like, nor am I anything close to an expert on such things, so unfortunately I can't diagnose the issue... But, after extensive investigation, I'm ready to release my findings.

  • Talk:Main Page#Still Slow — A few months ago, Stux proposed a solution involving MediaWiki's job queue. Seems like something worth looking into.
  • Host a Website with High Availability — The wiki's web host Linode features a guide on how to host a website with high availability. I can understand at most seven words of this, and I'm not sure how well it applies to wikis, but it might be helpful to someone. (They also have guides for enabling HTTPS, which improves security... Maybe performance too, but I've heard mixed things about that.)
  • Special:Version — The wiki is currently powered by MediaWiki 1.15, which released in 2011. Later versions have added collapsible elements, citation features, slideshow galleries, an optional visual editor interface, the ability to rename categories, and most relevant to this particular discussion, improved performance. The current stable release is 1.41.
  • HRWiki:Donations — I just discovered that the wiki moved servers in 2011 to cut back on expenses, which apparently resulted in slower load times (at least initially, while settings were still being optimized). According to Special:Ledger, there haven't been any donations since then (additionally, it still lists FellowSites hosting dues instead of the new host). I've seen multiple people offering to donate if they could, so if the more recent slowness is once again a financial issue, it might help to get the donation links working again.
  • Special:ListUsers&group=developer — I have no way of knowing how actively people have been working on maintaining backend stuff, but I can see that of the six developers, only It's dot com and Tom have been editing consistently since 2016. I realize I'm asking quite a lot of two people at most, and I really don't want to be too demanding... so I can't help but wonder if my suggestions might seem more reasonable if there were more people responsible for backend maintenance. I'm not qualified for that sort of thing, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were active users with MediaWiki and/or web development experience. As much as I want this wiki to be accessible to more people, I really don't want anyone losing sleep over it.

Anyway, sorry I can't offer more help than this, but I hope someone finds this stuff useful (and that I didn't get anything terribly wrong)! Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 01:06, 11 April 2024 (UTC)

Out of curiosity, I decided to use Special:Statistics and the WayBack Machine to calculate roughly how many people have been affected by the slow load times. After comparing the last seven months (from around the start of the slowdowns to now) to the seven months prior, I found that the average number of edits per day has decreased from 22 to 14, and the average number of active users has dropped from 27 to 17. That's a 37% decrease in both areas, leading me to believe they are linked by a common cause...
Unfortunately I couldn't figure out if that percentage corresponded to anything specific, like "37% of people use this certain type of Internet connection"... That information would tell me which people are having problems accessing the wiki, and from there I might be able to research a potential solution, assuming any of that works the way I think it does. Maybe I'll do an off-site poll somewhere, but I'd need to know what information would be most pertinent to ask... Would that be helpful at all? Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 05:18, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Wait a minute, it seems fine now. What happened? — 71.195.40.33 (Talk | contribs) 08:25, November 15, 2024 (UTC) (left unsigned)

[edit] Availability of the wiki over https

Are there any plans to upgrade the wiki from http to https? --UN TACO 00:36, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

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