User:TheRealZajac

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	[[Image:matrixstar.jpg|thumb|Free your mind...]]		[[Image:matrixstar.jpg|thumb|Free your mind...]]
-	No Imitations substitutions or refunds.	+	No imitations, substitutions, or refunds.<br>
-	Just The Real Zajac.	+	Just The Real Zajac.<br>
	alex.zajac@gmail.com		alex.zajac@gmail.com
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	Any questions?		Any questions?
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		+	[http://therealzajac.110mb.com  Visit the Batcave...]
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		+	[http://www.xanga.com/therealzajac  Click here to open up my head.]
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		+	[http://www.myspace.com/therealzajac  Click here to see my non-Homestar persona.]
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		+	== Unified Theory of The Homestar ==
		+	I've developed a theory about the nature of the universe Homestar and friends occupy.  The whole set up is what a child believes adulthood to be like (''take note of how Strong Bad sleeps in as much as he likes and still has an undefined job in some sort of an office'').  The toons are ways to peer into this world from a third-party perspective.  The Strong Bad Emails are a small operation inside the homestar-verse for the benefit of those within it. That is to say, Strong Bad is an internet star inside the world of Homestar and Friends, which is why The Cheat can watch on his computer (or Strong Bad do the show from The Cheat's computer). In this context, we are not watching Strong Bad answer email for our benefit, but for those inside; we just get to watch, explaining why we can follow Strong Bad around when he leaves his computer.  From this understanding, [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] are much rarer.  Indeed some of those officially listed do not qualify.
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		+	== Musings on Homsar ==
		+	I posted this idea up on the wiki a long time ago, but got deleted during a server upgrade.  I later re posted a similarly worded version that goes like this: You got it all wrong. Homsar is a jar of mayonase from the sixties that got left out next to the TV (hense the constant references to old shows) and witnessed the goings on of the kitchen (thus being raised by a cup of coffee).  The mayo spoiled and some odd bacteria gegan to grow on it, eventualy evolving into a half-sentient being that can walk and talk, albeit strangely.  Given a few centuries, he may hope to attain Homestar's level of inteligence.
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		+	[[Image:Zeigfried.jpg|thumb|Who says engineers  are dull?]]
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		+	{{userboxtop}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#AAA|mainbkgd=#EEE|codebkgd=#EEF|codecolor=#000000|code=<small><small>'''STUFF'''</small></small>|msg=This user likes to vote on '''[[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:TheRealZajac|Wikipedia]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=OLD|msg=This user is over '''21 years old'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#EEE0E5 |codebkgd=#FF0066 |codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Missy_closeup.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#FF8C00|mainbkgd=#FED8AA|codebkgd=#FF8C00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user was '''[[interview|<span style="color:white">raised by a cup of coffee</span>]]'''.</span>}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#ED9121|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod_11_-_senor_cardgage.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can help you '''[[Senor Mortgage|get a leg up on the pile]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=HA|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=<span style="color:white"><small><small>BUTT</small></small></span>|msg=This user's got an '''[[Strong Bad Sings|ugly butt]]''', and a stupid... butt.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Spin 'n Say|more than two problems]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a member of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[Teen Girl Squad|SO GOOD]]!}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Where's The Cheat?]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#66CCCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#9999FF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:sb freebie patch.gif|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#freebie_jumbo|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}
		+	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=#000033|code=BOX|msg=This user has way too many '''userboxes'''.}}
		+	|}

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Current revision as of 10:33, 11 October 2015

No imitations, substitutions, or refunds.
Just The Real Zajac.
alex.zajac@gmail.com

Any questions?

Visit the Batcave...

Click here to open up my head.

Click here to see my non-Homestar persona.

[edit] Unified Theory of The Homestar

I've developed a theory about the nature of the universe Homestar and friends occupy. The whole set up is what a child believes adulthood to be like (take note of how Strong Bad sleeps in as much as he likes and still has an undefined job in some sort of an office). The toons are ways to peer into this world from a third-party perspective. The Strong Bad Emails are a small operation inside the homestar-verse for the benefit of those within it. That is to say, Strong Bad is an internet star inside the world of Homestar and Friends, which is why The Cheat can watch on his computer (or Strong Bad do the show from The Cheat's computer). In this context, we are not watching Strong Bad answer email for our benefit, but for those inside; we just get to watch, explaining why we can follow Strong Bad around when he leaves his computer. From this understanding, Fourth Wall Breaks are much rarer. Indeed some of those officially listed do not qualify.

[edit] Musings on Homsar

I posted this idea up on the wiki a long time ago, but got deleted during a server upgrade. I later re posted a similarly worded version that goes like this: You got it all wrong. Homsar is a jar of mayonase from the sixties that got left out next to the TV (hense the constant references to old shows) and witnessed the goings on of the kitchen (thus being raised by a cup of coffee). The mayo spoiled and some odd bacteria gegan to grow on it, eventualy evolving into a half-sentient being that can walk and talk, albeit strangely. Given a few centuries, he may hope to attain Homestar's level of inteligence.

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

EM This user has an Email address.

OLD This user is over 21 years old.

This user's favorite character is Bubs.

This user's favorite Chapman is Missy.

This user loves Marzipan's Answering Machine.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user is playing better video games.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

HA This user is funny.

BUTT This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user is SO GOOD!

This user's favorite toon is Where's The Cheat?.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the Strong Bad Patch.

BOX This user has way too many userboxes.