Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site
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The '''Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site''' is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites. | The '''Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site''' is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites. | ||
| - | == | + | '''Date:''' Tuesday, November 11, 2008 |
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| + | '''Page Title:''' Strong Bad presents Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective | ||
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| + | ==Site Content== | ||
| + | ===Introductory Transcript=== | ||
''{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction , with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}'' | ''{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction , with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}'' | ||
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''{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}'' | ''{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}'' | ||
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| + | ===Gameplay Videos=== | ||
| + | There are two videos thumbnailed that will bring up a video on the page if clicked, one to the [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips]], and one blank slot labeled "Coming Soon". | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Meet the Cast=== | ||
| + | |||
| + | They are separated every three characters. These are sorted from left to right appearance. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ====[[Dangeresque]]==== | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{A picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque in front of the [[Gremlin]]. He has his arms stretched and against the front of the car, and he is standing by his heels.}''<br /><br /> | ||
| + | A crooked cop (and private investigator) out to<br /> | ||
| + | kick butt and take names. Played by Strong Bad,<br /> | ||
| + | he's an action hero to put the rest to shame. | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ====[[Renaldo]]==== | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{A picture of Coach Z as Renaldo is shown talking to Strong Bad (Dangeresque), who is visible in the bottom-right corner. He has his hands on his hips and is right by the window.}''<br /><br /> | ||
| + | Dangeresque's partner, played by Coach Z. With<br /> | ||
| + | just two weeks until retirement, can he stay alive<br /> | ||
| + | long enough to ride off into the sunset? | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ====[[Dangeresque Too]]==== | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{A picture of Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too is shown in the field, zoomed in on his head. Homestar himself is in the center-left of the shot.}''<br /><br /> | ||
| + | Dangeresque's sometime other partner, played by<br /> | ||
| + | Homestar Runner. Can he be trusted?<br /> | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | |||
| + | ====[[Cutesy Buttons]]==== | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{A picture of Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons is shown in the holding a beaker<!--Is that the right term? Also, where is she?-->}''<br /><br /> | ||
| + | The quintessential damsel in distress (much to<br /> | ||
| + | Marzipan's chagrin). Will she and Dangeresque<br /> | ||
| + | ride off into the sunset, or does he have his eye<br /> | ||
| + | on someone else...? | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ====[[Perducci]] and [[Killingyouguy]]==== | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{A picture of both of them, Strong Mad as Killingyouguy, and The King of Town as Perducci, from left to right, is shown. Perducci appears that he's about to start dealing cards.}''<br /><br /> | ||
| + | A criminal mastermind who has crossed Dangeresque<br /> | ||
| + | before and his dimwitted bodyguard, played by the<br /> | ||
| + | King of Town and Strong Mad. The conniving<br /> | ||
| + | Perducci throws a wrench in Dangeresque's plans,<br /> | ||
| + | backed up by 900 pounds of pure evil henchman. | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ====[[The Informant]]==== | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{A general picture of Strong Sad as The Informant is shown. The sun is setting in the background.}''<br /><br /> | ||
| + | A mysterious do-gooder with an unrecognizable<br /> | ||
| + | accent. Played by Strong Sad, the Informant aids<br /> | ||
| + | Dangeresque in his worldwide trek. | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
Revision as of 02:46, 26 November 2008
The Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites.
Date: Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Page Title: Strong Bad presents Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
Contents |
Site Content
Introductory Transcript
{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction , with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}
COACH Z: {Puts his hands on his hips, and looks over to his right; our left, looking at no one in particular it seems} What are you doing?!
STRONG BAD: {Somewhat whisperingly} Shut up! {Homestar loses his smile, and Coach Z raises his arms} We're rolling!
{Strong Bad shakes his head. The lights turn off. With a heard click.}
STRONG BAD: {Still shaking his head, but stops shortly after} Here we go!
{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}
Gameplay Videos
There are two videos thumbnailed that will bring up a video on the page if clicked, one to the Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips, and one blank slot labeled "Coming Soon".
Meet the Cast
They are separated every three characters. These are sorted from left to right appearance.
Dangeresque
{A picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque in front of the Gremlin. He has his arms stretched and against the front of the car, and he is standing by his heels.}
A crooked cop (and private investigator) out to
kick butt and take names. Played by Strong Bad,
he's an action hero to put the rest to shame.
Renaldo
{A picture of Coach Z as Renaldo is shown talking to Strong Bad (Dangeresque), who is visible in the bottom-right corner. He has his hands on his hips and is right by the window.}
Dangeresque's partner, played by Coach Z. With
just two weeks until retirement, can he stay alive
long enough to ride off into the sunset?
Dangeresque Too
{A picture of Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too is shown in the field, zoomed in on his head. Homestar himself is in the center-left of the shot.}
Dangeresque's sometime other partner, played by
Homestar Runner. Can he be trusted?
Cutesy Buttons
{A picture of Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons is shown in the holding a beaker}
The quintessential damsel in distress (much to
Marzipan's chagrin). Will she and Dangeresque
ride off into the sunset, or does he have his eye
on someone else...?
Perducci and Killingyouguy
{A picture of both of them, Strong Mad as Killingyouguy, and The King of Town as Perducci, from left to right, is shown. Perducci appears that he's about to start dealing cards.}
A criminal mastermind who has crossed Dangeresque
before and his dimwitted bodyguard, played by the
King of Town and Strong Mad. The conniving
Perducci throws a wrench in Dangeresque's plans,
backed up by 900 pounds of pure evil henchman.
The Informant
{A general picture of Strong Sad as The Informant is shown. The sun is setting in the background.}
A mysterious do-gooder with an unrecognizable
accent. Played by Strong Sad, the Informant aids
Dangeresque in his worldwide trek.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The disclaimer at the bottom of the page reads:
- TM and © 2008 Telltale, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Homestar Runner world and characters created by Mike Chapman and Matt Chapman
- Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, or FL. This gum is delicious.
- For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump.
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