Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions

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Below are the first two drafts of [[Strong Bad Email]] [[geddup noise | #136]] as originally written by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. They eventually abandoned the kitchen-appliance concept (sorry, Victoria) in favor of the [[geddup noise]]. The drafts were released as a wiki exclusive. All formatting has been preserved, except that some bold text has been added and the actual emails have been set off to help with readability.
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Below are the first two drafts of [[Strong Bad Email]] [[geddup noise | #136]] as originally written by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. They eventually abandoned the kitchen-appliance concept (sorry, Victoria) in favor of the [[geddup noise]]. The drafts were released as a  
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'''Released:''' Monday, May 31, 2010
 
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'''Character key (in order of appearance):'''
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THIS IS A FAKE ARTICLE AND THERE WAS NO SUCH ALTERNATE VERSION MADE BY THE BROTHERS CHAPS. THERE IS NO PROOF OF THIS AND UNTIL THERE IS, THIS WARNING MUST BE POSTED.
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*'''SB:''' [[Strong Bad]]
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*'''HS:''' [[Homestar Runner]]
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*'''KOT:''' [[The King of Town]]
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*'''CZ:''' [[Coach Z]]
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*'''Marzy:''' [[Marzipan]]
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==First Draft==
 
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the lights are out in the email room. the light flicks on and strong bad enters.<br>
 
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sb sits down and turns on the lappy. the dong-ding coughs somehow. <br>
 
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'''sb:''' can computers cough?
 
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<div style="border:1px solid gray; padding: 8px; width: 50em">Dear STRONG BAD!!!
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all Strong Bad on this one. I have a lotta respect for food processors and food processing. Beigish tan, Le Chop, got it?
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If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why? waiting in anticipation.<br>
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Victoria AUS</div>
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(both homestar and strong bad begin reading)<br>
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"dear strong bad if you could be..."<br>
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'''sb:''' homestar stop. just wait.<br>
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(sb begins reading again, as does homestar albeit in a higher voice)<br>
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"dear strong bad, if you could..."<br>
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'''sb:''' stoopface! look, i'll tell ya what. we'll alternate words. dear...<br>
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'''hs:''' dear...i mean STRONG!<br>
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'''sb:''' BAD!<br>
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this continues. homestar reads "victoria" then sb says,<br>
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'''sb:''' from austree-alia-lenberger combo. well, victoria, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of<br>
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the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they<br>
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would be? i had (small cough) girlfriend in (small cough) college that used to want to be a panini press, in fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. but i always saw myself as a 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! i'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could. (it shows the food processor) which apparently<br>
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isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe, crushe, and offe. potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me!  i could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. and turn whatsit into gold!
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cut to the kot eating something. he spits takes.
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'''KOT:''' EXCUSE ME?!
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A graphic comes up that says "That's Right!"
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'''SB:''' That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!
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(the objects appear as he says them)
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'''hs:''' oh, i'd be a fork! a taped up fork! a brown taped up fork! we'd live right next to each other on<br>
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Mother Goose's countertop! we would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help<br>
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kids remember to do their chores.
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it shows them on a counter top in the kitchen appliance forms.
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'''HS and SB''' (alternating): Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.
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A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:
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'''CZ:''' by morning!!
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Cut to Marzipan
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'''marzipan:''' excuse me!
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now we see strong bad, homestar, and coach z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.
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'''sb:''' oh, hey marzipan, we was just uh, looking<br>
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'''hs:''' out<br>
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'''sb:''' from<br>
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'''hs:''' within<br>
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'''cz:''' ourselves?!
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'''marzy:'''(sarcastically) i really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.<br>
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'''homestar:''' but what about...?<br>
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'''marzy:''' you heard me.
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== Second Draft ==
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sbemail 136
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the lights are off in the sbemail room. gavin sits on the monitor of the lappy. the lights flick on and  gavin runs for cover.
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sb comes in and sits, types "strongbad_email.exe"
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'''sb:''' Ahem. (out of key) Email song that's really GREeaat?!
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the lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."
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'''sb:''' what?! must be outta practice. Okay, here goes...song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email  song
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There's a THUMP and the lappy shakes.
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'''sb:''' well, sorr-eee! jeez! you don't have to get violent.
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Some more THUMPS.
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'''SB:''' Waitaminute, what is that?!
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Cut to wide.
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Homestar has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a  juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.
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'''HS:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?
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'''SB:''' HOMESTAR!! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!
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'''HS:''' Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured...you know...squatter's rights.
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'''SB:''' I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here ya filthy hobo!
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hs gets to his feet
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'''HS:''' Aw, come on Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me  climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to--
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'''SB:''' Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The lappy's broken and it says I need some  bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't checka my email.
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'''HS:''' Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!
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cut to lappy
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Both hs and sb's heads come in.
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'''HS:''' Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta
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the lappy displays "Close enough" and the email comes up.
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<div style="border:1px solid gray; padding: 8px; width: 70em">Dear STRONG BAD!!! If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why? waiting in  anticipation. Victoria AUS</div>
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They both start reading at the same time.
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'''sb:''' Hey, one at a time!
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'''hs:''' oh okay.
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They both start reading at the same time, again.
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'''sb:''' Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words.
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(they go through the email)
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'''sb:''' austree-alia-lenberger...combo. Well, Vicky--
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'''hs:''' you worthless sack o'crap!!
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'''sb:''' homestar, no! she might be slightly attractive...or loaded.
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'''hs:''' just tryin to help.
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'''sb:''' Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be?
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'''hs:''' I'd be a fork! a taped up fork! a brown taped-up fork!
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back to the lappy.
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'''sb:''' ugh. anyways, I've always seen myself as a beigish tan food processor called Le Chop.
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cut to Le Chop appearing on a countertop.
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'''hs:''' No, no. The Oh-bliterator Thousand! And it'd have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin outta the sides!
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that stuff appears on the food processor.
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'''sb:''' Homestar, calm down! You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. I have a lotta respect for food processors and food processing. Beigish tan, Le Chop, got it?
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'''hs:''' yessir.
'''hs:''' yessir.

Revision as of 06:37, 17 May 2011

Below are the first two drafts of Strong Bad Email #136 as originally written by The Brothers Chaps. They eventually abandoned the kitchen-appliance concept (sorry, Victoria) in favor of the geddup noise. The drafts were released as a


THIS IS A FAKE ARTICLE AND THERE WAS NO SUCH ALTERNATE VERSION MADE BY THE BROTHERS CHAPS. THERE IS NO PROOF OF THIS AND UNTIL THERE IS, THIS WARNING MUST BE POSTED.


all Strong Bad on this one. I have a lotta respect for food processors and food processing. Beigish tan, Le Chop, got it?

hs: yessir.

food processor turns back to normal.

sb: I would have several handy speeds. Puree, Frappe--

hs: Crushe, Smushe, and of course, Offe.

those buttons appear on the thing.

sb (getting frustrated): GRR. And I could julienne

hs: A phonebook into a metal can!! And shoot lasers at hot girls!

(it shoots lasers, we hear some female screams)

sb: Homestar, NO! No lasers this time!

hs: Cool flames!!

sb: BEIGISH TAN!!

hs: GASHUFFERS!!

The food processor has a mouth and maybe eyes and starts screaming.

food: STOP FIGHTING!! STOP FIGHTING!! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT!! AND I AM SICK OF IT!! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!!!

it storms off the counter

sb: woah. guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.

hs: oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO YOUNG MAN!! YOU HEAR ME?!

Fun Facts

  • Vichyssoise is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.
  • Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of 4 branches, but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.
  • The second draft contains a reference to Nintendo.
  • These alternate versions heavily acknowledge the seven-week delay since the previous email. Only the lights being off and Gavin on the screen are preserved in the finished version.
  • Marzipan broke up with Homestar at the end of the first draft.
  • Mr. Roper was the hard-nosed landlord in Three's Company.

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