User:Benol

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Subject: Benol

Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.

E mail me at olsonbe@bellsouth.net. I don't have AIM, or MSN or YIM or any of that, and I will never get it. no, not even for you, Nebulon. I have a blog. it's called Shiny Box I also have a homestar blog. it's called Casaestrella Corredor

I also live in Georgia. Really really close to Atlanta, (where The Brothers Chaps live). Just about half an hour away.

My Username

My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a Cybiko. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born. (Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.

Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) NOT Ben-all (rhymes with ball)

Other Website Usernames

• Wikipedia: Benol
• Neopets: benol151
• Blogger: benol
• Photobucket: benol151
• Nickelodeon: benol
• Deviant Art: benol

The Homestar Runner Experience

My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "Homestar Talker" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a Strong Bad hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.

Homestar Favorites

• Favorite character: Coach Z
• Favorite Toon: Cool Things
• Favorite Sbemail: dangeresque 3
• Favorite Song: a tie between These peoples try to fade me and The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I

favorite quotes

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
THE CHEAT: Meh!
COACH Z: I'm the blade man, man!
MARZIPAN: Coach Z, that's gross!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!

My sig

this is my sig. -- Benol, aka Coach B 02:54, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

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Contribs!

I made Minor Companies! I also came up with the idea for Radio Stations and Shows

Really Fake Pictures

GUESTBOOK!

Subject:Signing

please sign! it would be appreciatated

use the # format

1. — _talk Bubsty _edits Jeez, everyones gettin a guestbook now!!
2. — Stinkoman K^Talk 18:32, 19 November 2005 (UTC) MY FIRST SPOT!
3. Heimstern Läufer 18:36, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
4. — Lapper (talk) 20:22, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
5. Coach Z-this is a prorty gord usor porge! great jorb! oh...i morn...great jarb! or...i morn...great JEEEEAREAORFORB! worl gord lork!
6. – The Chort 18:35, 21 November 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
7. Homsarroks-Check out my new sig!
8. ⇔Thunderbird⇔ 04:39, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
9. SparkPlug 02:45, 24 November 2005 (UTC) Oh, haldo! This is the weordist guest page I have seen.
10. —THE PAPER ^PREEEOW 07:11, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
11. Sir Strong Bad 04:43, 28 November 2005 (UTC) I have signed your electronic guestbook, Sir B! Hurray for you!
12. Salty^Talk! 23:49, 1 December 2005 (UTC) Nice ASCII stuff!!
13. I R F 14:41, 30 November 2005 (UTC) Good prize! Ding.
14. Homestramy20|^Talk 23:51, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
15. --DJM1791 ^{· (Sup | Stuff I Did!)} 05:15, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
16. — DBK! 23:21, 4 December 2005 (UTC) Happy Decemberween!
17. — Has Matt? (talk) 20:28, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Whoa. I didn't know Strong Bad's Lappy was so... big.

Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!!

Feel free to post your own

There once was a guy named Homestar
He wanted to drive a car
He put in the key
It started to splee
And he didn't get very far!

External Links

• My chatbot Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
• A.L.I.C.E. The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
• Albino Blacksheep I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
• DON'T CLICK HERE!!! I MEAN IT!!!!