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[[Image:Sbemail188.png|thumb|"All right, deleteheads. It's been a big week for the fan club."]]
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Strong Bad talks about his fan club, "[[The Deleteheads]]".
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Cinder Block]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homsar}} or {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Vector Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg), {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]]
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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'''Date:''' Monday, January 28, 2008
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'''Running Time:''' 4:26
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast! ''{brings up the email}''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Sbemail Fan Club?</div>
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Does your e-mail show have it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s own fan club? Whose the<br>
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president of it? And what do they do?<br>
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Best regards,<br>
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David, Northern Ireland.<br>
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</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad stutters the word "it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s" a little, and pronounces "whose" heavily and with an s instead of z sound.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. ''{clears the screen}'' Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = ''{the word is typed in a dull brown color; other voices accompany him}'' mrenh, turkey club = ''{the word appears in a rainbow of colors}'' mmmMMRENHhhhh! ''{the other voices cheer "Yay!"}'' But yes, there is a sbemail fan club. Its members call themselves 'Deleteheads' and in a chocolate-covered bit of Stockholm syndrome-esque irony,  their president is brother Strong Sad!
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''{cut to Strong Sad standing at a table in his room. He is wearing a hat styled after a computer's delete key, which reads "Del" on it}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Popa-ulation: Tiii-iii-iiire! ''{sits, producing [[the Geddup Noise]]}'' All right, deleteheads. It's been a big week for the fan club.
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''{cut to Strong Mad, The Cheat, and the Cinderblock sitting across from him, all wearing the same delete key hat}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' We finally switched over our web hosting from Geofire ''{cut back to Strong Sad}'' to Angelcities.
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''{screen of the Deleteheads website, called "The Delete-Heads Website", pops up. There is a pixelated picture of Strong Bad dancing, as well as links to "Our friend Scott's website".}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' And they've upgraded all of our dead links to hyperlinks!
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''{the website screen drops off again, showing Strong Sad once more}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' We also had several interesting discussions in the ongoing debate series  "Non Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar".
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''{scene cuts to either Senor Cardgage or Homsar, chosen at random:}''
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*'''HOMSAR:''' ''{wearing a computer key hat that reads "Thump"}'' My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!
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*'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{standing next to a bag}'' Carrageenan, monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?
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''{cut back to Strong Sad}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ...Well, debate's over! Oh, and I just received confirmation today that Abdi LaRue, ''{scene switches to the view of Strong Mad and The Cheat}'' sender of the first Strong Bad Email, ''{Strong Mad grins}'' is a lock for this year's FHQWHfest.
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''{the flier for "FHQWHfest '08" appears}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' And there's a rumor going around that Stro Bro himself might show up to sign autographs!
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''{Strong Bad walks by, seen through the doorway, carrying an overly-long submarine sandwich. The sandwich continues to go by the doorway after Strong Bad's line}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... I'm not coming.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't forget to bombard Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night. ''{thumps fist for emphasis}'' I think we should go with asking about Bubs's first wife. Some good potential there. ''{at this point, The Cheat, still wearing his Del hat, can be seen through the doorway, carrying the end of Strong Bad's sandwich.}'' She was a real firebrand, that one!
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's fan ''clubs'', the next worst word you can couple with the word 'fan' is, you guessed it, ''{ominous, eerie music plays}'' the word ''{Strong Bad's voice distorts, and the camera zooms in on the word as he types it}'' 'fiction.'
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''{cut to a sheet of paper. The words appear typed on the paper as Strong Sad says them}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' A Grade A Gray Day, a sbemail fanfic by S.Sad
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''{pan down to show the Lappy from the back. Strong Sad's words appear above the scene now}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' The Lappy hummed quietly to itself.
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''{the scene changes to show Strong Bad rubbing his chin and puzzling over the Lappy. Strong Bad mouths the dialogue Strong Sad gives him.}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' "Curious," said Strong Bad, "Very curious indeed."
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Since that's totally the way I talk.
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''{cut to a shot of the Lappy's screen, showing the message "Your inbox has 0 new messages".}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' His inbox flickered "0 new messages" back at him.
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''{cut back to a long shot of Strong Bad and the Lappy, with empty space on the left side}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is definitely fiction.
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''{Homestar walks in, also mouthing the dialogue Strong Sad narrates. After the word "striding", the words no longer appear at the top of the scene.}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' "Ahoy, Strong Bad," said Homestar Runner striding casually into the room. "You'll never have to answer another email again!" "Grandiose," replied Strong Bad, eyelids lowered. ''{Strong Bad lowers his eyelids}'' "What did you do this time?"
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad. Check out my Strong Sad impression. Ahem.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' "I turned them all over to Twelve-Times-A-Day Man!"
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''{Twelve-Times-A-Day Man, who is Strong Sad dressed in a yellow mask and cape, with a logo reading "12X" on his chest, flies down from the top of the screen and lands behind Homestar}''
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'''TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN:''' I can do it! I can do it twelve times!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad.
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''{cut to Strong Bad}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Twelve-Times-A-Day Man? You can't just start making up terrible new characters!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...he said, putting on a bonnet, ''{a bonnet appears on Strong Bad's head}'' and giving Homestar a deep-tissue massage. ''{the Lappy flies up out of Strong Bad's way, as he raises his arms and approaches Homestar unwillingly}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! No!!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, this gon' be good! ''{turns away so Strong Bad can rub his back}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it. Two can play at this extremely nerdy game!
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''{a piece of notebook paper comes down instead. His words also appear as he says them, while dialogue appears in word balloons}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' INTO the MORONOSPHERE!! A deleteheads fan ''fiction'', ''{the following does not appear}'' because I have plenty of time to say both syllables. By Strong Bad.
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''{cut to a rough drawing of Strong Sad sitting at a table, with a poorly drawn The Cheat and an angry rectangle}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over, speaking as Strong Sad}'' "And that's why I like ALL them Star Tracks!" ''{normal voice}'' ...said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey! You know I can't eat Twizzlérs!
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''{cut to a drawing of Strong Sad being menaced by a long sandwich with eyes and fangs}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng...sm...sploded out of nowhere! ''{the caption "engsmsplode!" is added to the drawing, with a burst around the sandwich constrictor for emphasis}''
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''{cut to Strong Sad, who is very poorly drawn}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' You can't just start making up terrible new words!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...whined Strong Sad, already up to his waist&mdash;
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''{scene changes to a picture of the sandwich constrictor partially wrapped around Strong Sad}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' &mdash;in braided hoagie roll.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll go easy on the fan fic!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Just then,&mdash;
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''{the scene changes to show Homestar coming in from the left. His shirt and soles are missing (though he still has a star on his chest), and a leaf is covering his crotch}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' &mdash;Homestar traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Fiction! I mean fiction! I'll go easy on the fan FICTION!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning in close; Strong Sad is looking away}'' Hey 12 Times A Day Man, are you gonna eat all them Twizzlérs?
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ohh, grandiose! Very grandiose indeed! Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said Strong Bad.
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''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves, producing the Geddup Noise}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said Chairscoot.
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''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said the New Paper.
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==Easter Eggs==
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[[Image:DeleteheadsMembership.png|thumb|"Shut up! I'm a card carrying Deletehead."]]
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*Click on "deleteheads" to see a Deletehead's member card.
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*At the end, click on the first "grandiose" to see a scene with Vector Strong Bad.
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*:'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE.
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*At the end, click on the first "fan fiction" to see a scene with Marzipan.
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*:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{playing a paddleball game until she misses}'' Aww, shootie-kahootie. I could only do it eleven times today.
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*:''{Twelve-Times-A-Day Man flies down from the top of the screen}''
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*:'''TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN:''' I can do it! I can do it twelve times!
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*At the end, click on "dabble" to see a picture of Homsar's [[Parents]]: a photo of a mug of coffee and a Chipwich cookie.
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*At the end, click on "King of Town" to see Strong Bad's King of Town fan fiction.
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*:''{a roughly drawn cartoon of The King of Town with a puddle in front of him, and an unknown substance splashed around his mouth}''
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*:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over; speaking as The King of Town}'' I can't believe I ate that whole pile of whatsit! ''{normal voice}'' ...Said the King of Town.
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*:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish that ''were'' fiction...
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==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
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*[[Wikipedia:Stockholm syndrome|Stockholm syndrome]] is a condition where hostages show signs of empathy toward their captors.
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*Twelve Times a Day Man is an example of a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue#Gary Stu/Marty Stu/Larry Stu|Gary Stu]], a common affliction of fan fiction.
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*Strong Bad promising Homestar a deep tissue massage is an example of [[Wikipedia:Slash fiction|slash]], a popular but controversial type of fan fiction.
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*[[Wikipedia:Carrageenan|Carrageenan]] is a food additive derived from seaweed.
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===Trivia===
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*The Deleteheads card reads:
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<blockquote><big>Del</big> '''Shut up! I'm a card carrying<br>
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<big><span style="color:green">deletehead</span></big><br>
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'''ones pref:''' <span style="color:red">coldson lite</span><br>
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'''fav palaroncini:''' <span style="color:red">perry</span><br>
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'''current status:''' <span style="color:red">1 lady fan</span><br>
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'''member since:''' <span style="color:red">sugarbob</span></blockquote>
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*Strong Sad's notebook at the meeting reads:
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<blockquote>Meeting:<br>
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#Pledge<br>
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#Hosting<br>
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#Fhqwhfest<br>
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#Blinkg Fun</blockquote>
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<blockquote><nowiki>http://www.angelcities.com/deleteheads2004.com</nowiki><br>
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<span style="color:green">the<br>
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<big>DELETE-HEADS</big><br>
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website</span><br>
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'''Welcome!!!!!'''<br>
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<br>
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Links:<br>
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<span style="color:blue">Our friend Scott's website</span><br>
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<span style="color:blue">Our friend Scott's website</span><br>
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<span style="color:purple">Our friend Scott's website</span><br>
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<span style="color:blue">Our friend Scott's website</span><br>
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<br>
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A Member of the Strong Bad Webring</blockquote>
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*The [[Fhqwhgads|FHQWHfest]] flier reads:
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<blockquote><big>FHQWHfest<br>
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'08</big><br>
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''{picture of the [[Atari Dragon]]}''<br>
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Keynote Speaker:<br>
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Mr. Some Kinda Robot, himself:<br>
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<big>'''ABDI LARUE'''</big><br>
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Plus: [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews]],<br>
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and 6 of the 10 [[Dan]]s!</blockquote>
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===Remarks===
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*The "Homsar's Parents" egg shows up even when Senor Cardgage is the one present in the email.
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*Vector Strong Bad's "engsmsplode" came out of his mask, rather than his mouth.
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*Marzipan claims she could only do 11 paddleballs, yet in the Easter egg she only does 9.
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===Inside References===
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*Strong Sad sings part of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]], from [[flag day]].
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*As mentioned by Strong Sad, [[Abdi LaRue]] sent in the first Strong Bad Email, [[some kinda robot]].
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*Strong Mad [[Strong Mad smiling|smiles]] when he hears about Abdi LaRue.
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*The line "I can do it! I can do it twelve times!" refers to [[crazy cartoon]] and [[virus]], where it was only nine times.
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*Homestar previously did a Strong Sad impression in [[impression]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
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*Chairscoot was named in [[geddup noise]].
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*This is an instance of [[Naked Homestar Runner|Homestar appearing naked]].
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*Strong Bad's imitation of Homsar in [[interview]] stated that Homsar was "raised by a cup of coffee".
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*Strong Bad's fan fiction is in an art style similar to that of [[Teen Girl Squad]].
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*The Deleteheads card makes reference to [[cold ones]], [[Coldson Lite]], [[current status]], [[lady fan]], and [[sugarbob]].
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*The King of Town confessing to eating [[whatsit]] is an example of [[Eating Non-Food Items]].
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*The Deleteheads member card appears to be signed by Van Mundegaarde, previously mentioned in [[2 years]].
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*The Deleteheads website contains an animated gif of Strong Bad's jig from [[lures & jigs]].
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===Real-World References===
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*"Geofire" and "Angelcities" are [[portmanteaus]] of free web hosts [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]].  However, there is an actual web host named [http://www.angelcities.com/ AngelCities].
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*"Star Tracks" is a play on the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]'', which is considered something a stereotypical nerd would be interested in.
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*[[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]] is a brand of ice cream sandwich made with two chocolate chip cookies.
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*[[Wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlers]] are a brand of licorice candies.
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==External Links==
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{{sbemailextlinks|188|13478}}
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
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[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]
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Revision as of 03:46, 31 January 2008

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