User:DorianGray/Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns

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This is a personal project. I am collecting all of the things Homsar has said since his introduction on the Homestar Runner website, and attempting to identify the context of each line. This is mainly to determine if Homsar's speech counts as word salad.

Homsar's Speech in Chronological Order (oldest first)

Quote	Toon	Context	Comments
"DaAaAa, what ees it, Strong Bayaad!"	Email homsar (2001)	Responding to Strong Bad, who had just gotten his attention.	Simple greeting
"DaAAahhh, hello, Marzypa-yun. It's Homsar! Dahhh, I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. Daahh, I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs. Okay, bye-dee-bye."	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 (Dec. 2001/Jan. 2002)	Presumably recovered from having the Heavy Lourde dropped on him.	Basically perfect (if exaggerated) English
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!" "YaAaAaAh, I'm the original ladies' man!" "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..." "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"	The House That Gave Sucky Treats (Oct. 27, 2001)	Homsar's intro, then his lines after being handed Shavin' Creem, Black and Orange, and Taffy Wrench, respectively	His intro references his costume. His responses to the treats are weird, but they do make some sense.
	Where's The Cheat? (Feb. 25, 2002)
	your friends (Oct. 14, 2002)
	Pumpkin Carve-nival (Oct. 29, 2002)
No line	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 (Oct. 31, 2002)	N/A	N/A
	Happy T! (Nov. 28, 2002)
	dragon (Jan. 13, 2003)
	interview (Feb. 10, 2003)
	Homsar Main Page (Feb. 10, 2003)
	suntan (Jun. 16, 2003)
	impression (Aug. 25, 2003)
	3 Times Halloween Funjob (Oct. 29, 2003)
	army (Jan. 5, 2004)
No line	stupid stuff (Feb. 16, 2004)	N/A	N/A
	different town (Feb. 23, 2004)
	theme park (May 25, 2004)
No line	replacement (Jun. 8, 2004)	N/A	N/A
	for kids (Aug. 9, 2004)
	Halloween Fairstival (Oct. 29, 2004)
	Homestar Presents: Presents (Dec. 20, 2004)
	origins (Jan. 31, 2005)
No line	rock opera (Feb. 22, 2005)	N/A	N/A
	rampage (Apr. 11, 2005)
No line	boring (really) (Jun. 6, 2005)	N/A	N/A
	record book (Jul. 25, 2005)
No line	A Folky Tale (Aug. 22, 2005)	N/A	N/A
	Halloween Potion-ma-jig (Nov. 1, 2005)
	Fall Float Parade (Nov. 21, 2005)
No line	narrator (Feb. 6, 2006)	N/A	N/A
	Weclome Back (Jul. 3, 2006)

Please help!

Other users: If you're interested in contributing to this page, please feel free. :) Thanks! —  KieferSkunk (talk) — 22:32, 7 July 2006 (UTC)