User:DorianGray/Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns

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This is a personal project. I am collecting all of the things Homsar has said since his introduction on the Homestar Runner website, and attempting to identify the context of each line. This is mainly to determine if Homsar's speech counts as word salad.

Homsar's Speech in Chronological Order (oldest first)

Quote	Toon	Context	Comments
"DaAaAa, what ees it, Strong Bayaad!"	Email homsar (2001)	Responding to Strong Bad, who had just gotten his attention.	Simple greeting
"DaAAahhh, hello, Marzypa-yun. It's Homsar! Dahhh, I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. Daahh, I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs. Okay, bye-dee-bye."	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 (Dec. 2001/Jan. 2002)	Presumably recovered from having the Heavy Lourde dropped on him.	Basically perfect (if exaggerated) English
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!" "YaAaAaAh, I'm the original ladies' man!" "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..." "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"	The House That Gave Sucky Treats (Oct. 27, 2001)	Homsar's intro, and then his lines after being handed Shavin' Creem, Black and Orange, and Taffy Wrench, respectively.	His intro references his costume. His responses to the treats are weird, but they do make some sense.
"Oh no! You shanked my Jengaship!" "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam."	Where's The Cheat? (Feb. 25, 2002)	Playing Connect Four with Strong Sad, and then speaking to Bubs.	Homsar's line does reference two games (although not Connect Four, which Strong Sad remarks on), and he almost gets Bubs' name right.
"AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!"	Email your friends (Oct. 14, 2002)	During the montage, Strong Bad buries Homsar and covers him with scorpions.
Homestar Runner: What do you have to say for yourself, little man? Homsar: {unusually dejected voice} I'm the ghost of Christmas past. Homestar Runner: Wow. You set a new standard for last place. You don't get a ding. Homsar: And also with you.	Pumpkin Carve-nival (Oct. 29, 2002)	Homestar and The Cheat walk up to Homsar, whose "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
No line	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 (Oct. 31, 2002)	N/A	N/A
"Nowowowow, this is the thrill of a lifetime."	Happy T! (Nov. 28, 2002)	This Easter egg was found by clicking on the bottom-right corner of the page.	The other characters all said some variation of "Happy T!", but Homsar's line could still be construed to make some sense.
"I do what I'm told..."	Email dragon (Jan. 13, 2003)	Strong Bad had just told him to get outta his house.
	Email interview (Feb. 10, 2003)
Toons: "ToOoOoOons!" Games: "James!" Characters: "Kelsey Grammer!" Downloads: "Thank youuuuu." Store: "Legitimate business." Email: "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"	Homsar Main Page (Feb. 10, 2003)
	Email suntan (Jun. 16, 2003)
"I'm crying on the inside..."	Email impression (Aug. 25, 2003)	An impression of Strong Sad
	3 Times Halloween Funjob (Oct. 29, 2003)
"You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."	Email army (Jan. 5, 2004)
No line	Email stupid stuff (Feb. 16, 2004)	N/A	N/A
"I'm forever your girl."	Email different town (Feb. 23, 2004)	As Modestly Hot Homsar
"It's time for tasteball!"	Email theme park (May 25, 2004)
No line	Email replacement (Jun. 8, 2004)	N/A	N/A
	Email for kids (Aug. 9, 2004)
	Halloween Fairstival (Oct. 29, 2004)
	Homestar Presents: Presents (Dec. 20, 2004)
	Email origins (Jan. 31, 2005)
No line	Email rock opera (Feb. 22, 2005)	N/A	N/A
	Email rampage (Apr. 11, 2005)
No line	Email boring (really) (Jun. 6, 2005)	N/A	N/A
	Email record book (Jul. 25, 2005)
No line	A Folky Tale (Aug. 22, 2005)	N/A	N/A
	Halloween Potion-ma-jig (Nov. 1, 2005)
	Fall Float Parade (Nov. 21, 2005)
No line	Email narrator (Feb. 6, 2006)	N/A	N/A
	Weclome Back (Jul. 3, 2006)

Please help!

Other users: If you're interested in contributing to this page, please feel free. :) Thanks! —  KieferSkunk (talk) — 22:32, 7 July 2006 (UTC)