Scroll Button Songs (video)

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This article is about the DVD feature. For the up-to-date list of all scroll button songs, see Scroll Button Songs.

Scroll Button Songs is a compilation of the first several Strong Bad Email raps—the songs that Strong Bad does on the Strong Bad Email menu page.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400, Compy 386

Running Time: 1:29

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One

Trancript

STRONG BAD: Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons.. you guys okay?
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons. What is UP?
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Scroll-a boTOnes!
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!
{cut to new scene}
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!
STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. {cut}
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'.
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!
{cut to new scene}
STRONG BAD: Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!