Alcohol

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In addition to Cold Ones (and other varieties of Ones), there are many references to alcohol in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

Strong Bad Email

• making out — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, Strong Bad suggests lighting a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine.
• personal favorites — Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce, causing Strong Bad to think he could fly Bubs' Concession Stand to the moon, and The Cheat to try to eat it.
• dangeresque 3: Strong Bad says "But, before you start throwing full wine bottles at your computer screen, let me offer this as a cop-out: the digitally remastered director's cut of: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?".
• time capsule — Coach Z Ale is a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z.
• radio — Homestar Runner throws a rocks glass while yelling "Highball".
• modeling — "Colognac" is a portmanteau word formed by combining "cognac", a distilled liquor, and "cologne", a fragrance.
• space program — During the information video the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
• senior prom — An "okratini" is a martini served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
  • Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.

Other Appearances

• Nighttime Driving Type Game — Includes "Drunk Drivers".
• The Luau — Among the phrases of "Polynesian Prose" that Strong Sad recites is "Kahlúa and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Coach Z raps about Hennessy, a brand of cognac.
• The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!"
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Coach Z and Bubs leave messages while drunk.
• Ballad of The Sneak — As mentioned in the song, The Sneak drinks bootleg hooch, a homemade whiskey that is produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
  • Also, there is a political cartoon featuring the subjects of prohibition and the Hawley-Smoot Tariff.
• New Boots — Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
• That Time of Year — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
• That a Ghost — Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch.
• Commandos in the Classroom — One of the Blue Laser minions askes Fightgar "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — A beer barrel with 3 Xs is surrounded by the Scotsmen.
• Decemberween Short Shorts — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.