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Rock Opera Visuals

2005-06-07T15:23:54Z

Blitz: Chorch > Chord

Below is a chart showing the visuals that occur during [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] [[rock opera]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Join me on my single— '''STRONG SAD:''' hundred— '''STRONG BAD:''' toilet dreams— || Cut to some curtains, which open, beginning the opera. As each word is spoken, it appears onscreen. As each word is said, a small clip of when the word was spoken in its own email is shown.
|-
|—picture. || A spring-like [[Powered By The Cheat|PBTC]] [[The Cheat]] appears on the right side of the screen, spring left and right over the clips.
|-
|Everybody wanna scam— || A second springy The Cheat appears.
|-
|—some sweet bucks— || Two more springy The Cheats appear underneath the first two.
|-
|—or potential— '''LITTLE STRONG BAD:''' pizza. || Two more springy The Cheats appear above the others.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. || A pizza covers the screen, but the six springy The Cheats are still there.
|-
|Ummm... double—|| The background becomes the zigzag stripe on [[Strong Bad's Basement|the basement's]] wall. [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] head flies by and [[Coach Z]] appears in the middle of the screen. The springy The Cheats are gone.
|-
|'''COACH Z:''' pants. || Peasant-style pants appear on Coach Z
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Awesome, awesome fancy danish. Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. || Against a black background, rockstar-style Strong Bad takes several different poses with his guitars and a spotlight.
|-
|Oh— || A nighttime scene with Strong Bad on a silhouetted roof. He is kneeling with one of his hands outstretched.
|-
|—tonight,— || Strong Bad's head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears.
|-
|'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' cool,— ||[[Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner's]] head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears.
|-
|'''MARZIPAN:''' healthy,— ||[[Marzipan|Marzipan's]] head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' ones,— ||A [[Coldson Lite]] can fades oscreen.
|-
|—eh? || Strong Bad's mouth appears on the Coldson Lite can and says the word. Then the can fades away.
|-
|Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. || Cut to a table with [[Strong Sad|Strong Sad's]] [[action figure]] standing on it next to the Chinese throwing croissant. Strong Bad's action figure appears from the right and moves closer to Strong Sad's action figure. It is then picked up by Strong Bad's hand and hits Strong Sad's action figure, sending it flying away.
|-
|Ooh! Oh! || Strong Bad walks toward the viewer against a dark grey background. A yellow rectangular sign saying "Stop Starting" appears on the left and gets passed by.
|-
|Party like— ||The yellow sign disappears behind Strong Bad's head. A diamond-shaped orange road sign saying "Party like complety great" appears to his left. It gets passed by.
|-
|—completely great,—|| A white sign reading "No For Rent" flashes on the upper left.
|-
|—good.|| The orange road sign disappears behind Strong Bad.
|-
|Down town— || A pink neon message saying "Downtown Ladies" and a white wine glass appears behind Strong Bad and approaches the viewer.
|-
|—ladies get consummate. || The "No for Rent" sign dissapears.
|-
|'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah! || The Downtown Ladies sign fades away. Four Marzipan heads appear on the left and say the word.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! || A bright yellow screen with flashing light orange, dark orange and green lights appears. A dancing, white silhouette of Strong Bad appears in different spots.
|-
|Wha-Ho! Problematic. || The screen becomes dark red and the lights flash red and pink. Strong Bad's silhouette is not visible.
|-
|Solid— || A small Strong Bad says the word. He is sitting on top of a pyramid of giant gold bars in a green field with a yellow sky.
|-
|—jumble! Crazy beans double the real gold! || The background changes to the night sky as the gold and small Strong Bad fly away. Behind them is a guitar and rock star Strong Bad holding another guitar.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer— '''STRONG SAD:''' internet— '''STRONG BAD:''' bulging— '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' out. '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, oh!||The background changes to an orange background with with the white outlines of several amplifiers with the words "An Amp" all over. All objects from the previous scenes disappear. Whenever a word is spoken, the sayer's glowing head appears onscreen, only to disappear as soon as the word is done.
|-
|Dynomite— ||Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene of PBTC Strong Bad dancing with [[Baby Styles]]. The words "GOODTIME PALACE" are on the wall, and a silhouette of Baby Styles is dancing behind the other two.
|-
|—afterparty! ||The pink suit-wearing videogame Strong Bad from [[montage]] fades onto the foreground and zooms away into the background.
|-
|Like, fangoriously world class and— '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' grand.||The same video game Strong Bad runs across a big guitar against the outer space background shown earlier. A picture of [[:Image:hardest chord ever.png|The Hardest Chord Ever]] fades in from the background and gets closer.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooooh! Oh! || The video game Strong Bad walks offscreen and the guitar he was walking on disappears. The starry sky also disappears, making The Hardest Chord Ever the background. Strong Bad's guitar appears onscreen.
|-
|'''STRONG SAD:''' Ewww! '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho! || The Hardest Chord Ever disappears, leaving a black background. Strong Bad's guitar flys down the center of the screen. Rockstar Strong Bad's head floats up on the left, and Strong Sad's head appears on the right.
|-
|Definitely, definitely— || Two [[Limozeen]] members, both with Strong Bad's face, say the words into a microphone.
|-
|'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' baby. || Cut to a vector scene. The background with black with the red outline of the aforementioned amplifiers. A flashing rockstar version of [[Vector Strong Bad]] is onscreen and says the word.
|-
|'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yup,— '''STRONG BAD:''' I totally— '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' always— '''STRONG BAD:''' look— || A black-and-white silhouette scene of PBTC Strong Bad with his guitar on a hill. The background is a white glow radiating from Strong Bad.
|-
|'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' awesome— || Silhouette Strong Bad plays his guitar, causing a white light to fly away from him and giving the background a yellow tint.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' singing backwards— || He does it again, causing another white light to appear and changing the background to purple.
|-
|—metal. || Strong Bad does it one last time, having the same effect and changing the background to pink. Just as this happens, a POTC rockstar Strong Bad appears onscreen and says the word into a microphone. The word "METAL" appears backwards and in a jagged POTC style appears and gets closer to the camera, fading away.
|-
|Experience dance tonight! || Strong Bad yells the line into a phone. The background is black with [[techno]] lights flashing.
|-
|Unh! || A closeup on Strong Bad's mouth as he says the word.
|-
| || During a large section with no text, Strong Bad is doing his dance from [[virus]] in [[Club Technochocolate]]. Four Baby Styles are dancing behind him. Strong Bad slowly moves towards the front of the screen while dancing. Flashes of white and a piano keyboard occur.
|-
|Oooh! || A piano keyboard approaches the screen. The background is red with blue and yellow paint splatters.
|-
|I'm pleasant. || Strong Bad is sitting in a purple-cushioned chair, swirling some wine in a glass. He is in the [[Smoky Office]]. After a while, Strong Bad's guitar zooms by.
|-
|Positate without— || Cut to a black scene with the techno lights flashing. A vector version of Strong Bad's guitar is flashing around as well. After a bit, the words start and two pink shoes start walking onscreen from the right.
|-
|—pizzazz and— || A spinning PBTC pizza against a party-decor background.
|-
|'''STINKOMAN:''' jam! || Rockstar Strong Bad jumps up in front of the couch is his basement while holding his white guitar.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Tonight— || A bunch of vector guitars form a circle. The circle approaches the camera and turns white.
|-
|—equals dancing,— || Cut back to the scene with the approaching piano keyboard and the red background with blue and yellow blotches. This time there is a large, springy PBTC The Cheat up front.
|-
|'''CANNED AUDIENCE:''' yeah! || The two Limozeen singers with Strong Bad faces say this line into their microphone again. The background is dark red with the large "An Amp" amplifiers. After the line is spoken, the scene turns black with a flashing vector piano keyboard.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Famous— '''FEMALE LAPPY:''' ladies— '''STRONG BAD:''' always like— || A close up of rockstar Strong Bad's forehead, with the pink headband and yellow hair visible. A silhouette of rockstar Strong Bad playing a large piano with his guitar leaning on his seat fades in and approaches the camera.
|-
|'''ALL:''' SBEMAIL!!!!! || Cut to all the main characters on the stage. Rockstar Strong Bad slides while kneeling. He is holding his guitar.
|}
[[Category:Music Video Visuals]]

The Barbershop Trio

2004-11-25T01:21:27Z

Blitz: Spelling

[[Image:barbershop_trio.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The Barbershop Trio in action]]

These gentleman sing the "[[Ballad of the Sneak]]" song, circa [[1936]]. They appear to be the 1936 version of [[The Announcer]]. To add even more takeoff to the Trio/Quartet, "[[Ballad of The Sneak]]" is actually only a duet.
The Trio is sang by Da Vinci's Notebook.

[[Category: 1936 Characters]]

Experimental Film

2004-09-19T04:25:09Z

Blitz: /* Fun Facts */

==Screenshot==

http://members.chello.nl/a.wagener1/tmbg.jpg

==Summary==

Strong Sad and The Cheat make a video for They Might Be Giants.

'''Features: [[Strong Sad]], [[Tentacle Skull]], [[They Might Be Giants|John Flansburgh]], [[They Might Be Giants|John Linnell]], [[The Cheat]], [[Gavin]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[It's A Lion!]]'''

==Lyrics==

The color of infinity 
Inside an empty glass 
I'm squinting my eye 
And turning off and on and on 
and off the light

It's for this experimental film 
Which nobody knows about and which 
I'm still figuring out what's going to go 
In my experimental film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this experimental film 
And even though I can't explain it 
I already know how great it's

I already know the ending 
It's the part that makes your face implode 
I don't know what makes your face implode 
But that's the way the movie ends

And in my experimental film 
Which nobody knows about but which 
I'm still figuring out your face implodes 
At my experimental film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this experimental film 
And even though I can't explain it 
I already know how great it-- 
Even though I can't explain it 
I already know how great it's

The color of infinity 
Inside an empty glass 
It's for this experimental film 
Which nobody knows about and which 
I'm still figuring out what's going to go 
In my experimental film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this experimental film 
And even though I can't explain it 
I already know how great it's gonna-- 
Yeah, you're gonna be in this experimental film 
And even though I can't explain it 
I already know how great it-- 
Even though I can't explain it 
I already know how great it's

== Easter Eggs ==

*You can click on "Directed by Strong Sad & The Cheat" before the video starts to get a commentary by the directors. Okay, maybe a little more than the directors.

== Commentary Transcript ==

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, this is Strong Sad--

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat makes The Cheat noises which sounds like, "And The Cheat!"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' --and we're the co-directors of this video.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, so my portion of this video details the life of a very lonely individual named Rondell who can't deal with the decisions of day-to-day life.

'''STRONG BAD:''' We interrupt this whining to bring you this important headline: "World bored to death by Strong Sad's commentary."

'''STRONG SAD:''' Aww, what are you doing here? You're hardly even in this video!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, well I woulda been the one directing it if weren't for those Super Giant guys.

'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not what they're called.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever they're called, that one right there with the glasses, he started talking all these vocabulary words at me and confusin' me and the next thing I know, I was relegated to this crappy bit part. ''{Referring to the top of two heads (one is wearing glasses)}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, "relegated" sounds like a vocabulary word.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll relegate your face to a... bloody pulp!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, that part represented hitting coffee with a drumstick. Okay. ''{Coffee is being hit with a drumstick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{upon seeing a picture captioned "our gracious host"}'' Ahh! More like our "I'll murder you in a back alley" host.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, so this next part is an allusion to one of my very favorite experimental films called--

'''STRONG BAD:''' Boring Johnny and the Get Bored Crew.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{exasperated}'' Would you quit it with the "boring" comments?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if it weren't for that tentacle skull riding the old-timey bike, this video would have nothin'!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{barely comprehensible}'' You don't like the video, huh?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, yeah, the first question on that pop quiz was, "Are you all going to be in my experimental film?" ''{Referring to Pop Quiz in clip}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, there he is! Keep on old-timey biking, tentacle-skull. ''{A cockroach appears.}'' Hey, is that Gavin? I didn't know he was in this video. He's got, like, as much screen time as I do!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey guys, is this the Super Giants video?

'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not what they're--

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. But they cut us out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, weird -- then why'd they bother getting someone who looks just like me? ''{Seeing himself in the clip}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, that is you, I just mean they mostly--

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Seeing Strong Bad and Strong Mad in the clip}'' And that guy looks just like you! And that big guy ''{referring to Strong Mad}'' looks just like Coach Z!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now this part accurately represents what it feels like to watch this video. ''{Ticking clock shown}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{exasperated}'' Ohhh! This next part is all about Rondell's transformation into a new man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I thought you said that was just an accident that happened because you loaded the film wrong. ''{Rondell turns into animated Rondell}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{embarassed}'' Uhh, why don't you shut up, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno... 'cause I guess I got a lot of stuff to say.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check out my dance! Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! ''{The Cheat joins in}'' Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! ''{Homestar joins in}'' Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ahhh, this is the worst commentary ever!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I've been saying this whole time!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too. Worst commissary ever!

'''STRONG SAD:''' At this point reality and fantasy have collided and everybody... pogos.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angry}'' What do you mean you tried to be as dumpy-accurate as possible?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's talk about how "Real Smooth Moves" is like the best band name ever. The old Supreme Giants boys could take a cue from that one.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna take a cue from that kitchen table and go get me a blueberry muffin!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ohh, what a disaster. I hope I still get paid.

== Fun Facts ==

*This toon was made for the first single from [[They Might Be Giants]]' tenth studio album ''[http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?The_Spine The Spine]''. The song is called [http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?The_Spine "Experimental Film"].

*The two head-tops belong to [[They Might Be Giants]]' John Flansburgh and John Linnell. The one on the left is presumably Flansburgh, as he wears glasses, and the one of the right is Linnell.

*This toon was originally posted on [[The Brothers Chaps]]'s [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/ thoraxcorp.com], but was quickly taken down.

*This toon was released at approximately midnight, Atlanta time, on 13 July 2004 - the release date of ''The Spine''.

*Strong Sad meeting the Grim Reaper through split screens is a reference to Ingmar Bergman's ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050976/ The Seventh Seal]''.

*Ants crawling out of holes in Strong Sad's hands is a reference to Luis Bunuel's ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0020530/ Un Chien Andalou]'' ("An Andalusian Dog").
**The "ants" are actually little [[The Cheat]]s.
**"Un Chien Andalou" is the inspiration for the song "Debaser" by the Pixies. Frank Black, lead singer of the Pixies, is close friends with They Might Be Giants, and on some occasions has even subbed for Linnell in concert.

*The scene of Strong Sad shaving is possibly a reference to Alfred Hitchcock's ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038109/ Spellbound]''.

*The swinging light is an image found at the end of Alfred Hitchcock's ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054215/ Psycho]'', and was also used at the end of TMBG's music video for ''[http://tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?The_Guitar The Guitar]''.

*The "color of infinity" line in the chorus may be a reference to ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0241317/ The Colours of Infinity]'', a 1995 television documentary by Arthur C. Clarke about fractal geometry. IMDb says: "This show relates the science of the M-Set to nature in a way that seems to identify the hand of God in the design of the universe itself."

*[[Gavin]], the cockroach from the easter egg in [[personal favorites]], makes a cameo appearance.

*The answers for the "pop quiz" most likely refer to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_gin Cotton gin], an invention that revolutionized the cotton-growing industry; [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appomattox,_Virginia Appomattox, Virginia], a town famous as the location where the American Civil War ended; and the all-time career record for home runs in Major League Baseball (755), set by baseball player [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Aaron Hank Aaron]. Oh, and the first question was "Are you all going to be in my experimental film?"
**The Cotton Gin -- used as an answer to a pop quiz where the question was unknown -- has also been done in at least one other cartoon. In a Calvin and Hobbes strip, Calvin escapes from a classroom test and returns as his alter-ego Stupendous Man to finish the test at high speed. His (apparently random) answers are The Battle of Lexington, 1492, Trotsky and the Cotton Gin, and he fails the test.

*When [[It's a Lion!]] pops up for the first time, the lion is wearing Homestar's hat

*United States Presidents are [http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Presidents a common theme] in [[They Might Be Giants|TMBG]]'s work; they have no fewer than five songs about U.S. Presidents, an album called ''Lincoln'', and frequently mention Presidents in songs and on stage.
**It should be noted, however, that while the band chose the album title ''Lincoln'' fully aware of its presidential overtones, the album is actually named after Lincoln, Massachusetts - the town where the two Johns grew up.

*The [[Tentacle Skull]] (seen riding the bicycle) is another [http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Skulls frequent TMBG theme]. In addition to being mentioned in several of their songs, it appears on the cover of their ''[http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Back_To_Skull Back to Skull]'' EP and on the back of their ''[http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?John_Henry John Henry]'' album. The skull might also be the [http://tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Skullivan Skullivan], as mentioned in the companion EP for ''The Spine'', ''[http://tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?The_Spine_Surfs_Alone_(EP) The Spine Surfs Alone]''.

*[http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Coffee Coffee] is yet another common theme in the work of TMBG. The earliest videos and promotional matierials from the 80's show TMBG with cups of coffee. In the film ''[http://tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Gigantic Gigantic]'', TMBG confesses that they are insanely dependent on coffee.

*According to [http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.07/play.html this Wired interview], TMBG will be making a separate video for the MTV crowd. Choice quote: "I feel like if MTV and Homestar collided, the world might explode."

*The first line of the song is "The color of infinity inside an empty glass." Strong Sad's glass is full.

*Despite "resolving not to feel so bad about wanting to hit Homestar so much" (see Strong Sad's Blog), the commentary shows the first time that Strong Sad has stood up to Homestar. As expected, Homestar doesn't take him very seriously.

*The shot of the ATM with a football helmet chasing Strong Sad is a reference to [http://www.3drealms.com/keenhistory/ Commander Keen], Defender of the Universe!

*In the commentary, both Strong Bad and Homestar get TMBG's name totally wrong (both "Super Giants" and "Supreme Giants" are mentioned). This is, of course, not the first time this has happened. In fact, one of their early EPs included [http://www.tmbw.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Untitled an answering machine message] in which two people discuss "There Must Be Giants" and appear to be confused about the whole experience.

*The finger that comes up at one point might be a reference to the thumb on the cover of TMBG's "Dial-a-Song" album.

*In the commentary, [[Strong Bad]] interrupts [[Strong Sad]] with the phrase "Boring Johnny and the Get Bored Crew". This is most likely a reference to the hip hop group "Doug E. Fresh And The Get Fresh Crew".

*In the commentary, when [[Homestar Runner]] says, "Worst commentary ever," this is probably a reference to "The Simpsons" character, Comic Book Guy, who's catchphrase is, "Worst _____ ever!" (Of course, it could also be a reference to SB's "worst Decemberween ever" line [and/or the resulting Homestar lines "best Decemberween ever" and "first Decemberween ever"])

==External Links==

*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html watch "Experimental Film"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm_final.swf watch "Experimental Film" in fullscreen]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=273 forum thread re: "Experimental Film"]
*[http://www.theymightbegiants.com/ Download the song at theymightbegiants.com].
*[http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/Experimental_Film This Might Be a Wiki: Experimental Film]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]]

cheatday

2004-09-17T07:06:35Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://members.chello.nl/a.wagener1/strongbad107.jpg

== Summary ==
'''StrongBadEmail #107'''

Someone asks what Strong Bad does on the Cheat's Birthday: 'The Cheatday'.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]]'''

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. ''{hits Enter; the e-mail appears}''

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
what did you do for the Cheat's
birthday party</pre>

''{he sees there is no signature}''

Aw, man! Another one of those "no-name brand" e-mails. Ah, let's see. Who are you from? You're from... ''{typing signature}'' Mike ''{pause}'' Control.

''{rapping}''

Here comes Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.
Chiggity here come Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.
Miggity here comes Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, that's a good rhyme! We should cut a demo!

'''BUBS:''' ''{enters}'' I could be your manager. I'll make millions!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll do no such thing! I don't need you fools. And get outta here and let me answer Mike Controller's question.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{leaving}'' Yeah, we'll be better off without 'im.

'''BUBS:''' ''{leaving}'' I can play keytar!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, where were we? Oh yeah, Cheatday. ''{begins typing his response}'' So, nobody knows exactly when The Cheat's Cheatday is, so we celebrate it on the only day we know for sure it isn't. And that's the date of birth on his fake I.D.

''{A fake identification card appears, titled "SCANDINAVIAN FAKE I.D.", giving a name of Ilko Skev�ld, date of birth of 4/18/1961, height of 6'9", weight of 293, and a type of "Miner". A profile view of a man whose hair vaguely resembles The Cheat is featured. The card is signed with Ilko's name.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing}'' Which says he's a 43-year-old Scandinavian miner named Ilko Skev�ld. The festivities usually begin when ''{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on couch; voiceover continues}'' The Cheat wakes me up around the crack of noon, and I'll sing him the Date of Birth song.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Super...Super Contra...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad, and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

''{Strong Bad grunts and sits up. A bag of potato chips sits atop his head. The Cheat grins and blinks rapidly several times.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Right, right. ''{clears his throat}''

''{singing}''

Sweet, sweet The Cheat
Today is the day on your fake I.D.

''{Bubs appears from behind the couch, playing a keyboard and guitar hybrid that must be the "keytar".}''

Now, get upstairs - unh!
And fix me some breakfast.

'''BUBS:''' Hey, that's a good jam! We should cut a --

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here, kid!

''{Bubs hides behind the couch. Strong Bad affectionately pats The Cheat on the head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' After breakfast, in honor of Ilko's heritage, we'll usually play some mining games...

''{Cut to a scene in a field. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, all with helmets equipped with flashlights, stand around a pile of charcoal briquettes. Strong Bad holds a shovel, and The Cheat a pickaxe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing voiceover}'' ...like...Mining...and...Coal?

''{The Cheat half-heartedly plunks his pickaxe into the ground.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WIN!

''{We return to Strong Bad typing his response.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then as a special treat, I let The Cheat answer some emails.

''{Strong Bad gets up, and The Cheat takes his place. The Cheat "reads" each e-mail, and his response, with a few syllables each in his squeaky, incomprehensible voice.}''

'''THE CHEAT:'''

''{reading}''

<pre>i want to know whos beter you or
the cheat or strong mad?

your friend
ryan az</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.

''{reading}''

<pre>hey, sb!
what's up? i was just wondering
what you're mom and dad look like.

please answer,
bridget thornton, co</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.

''{reading}''

<pre>make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease

p.s. pay out strong sad</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently recovering from laughing}'' O-ho, man! "I'll gnaw your face off!" ''{The Cheat grins}'' Every year it gets funnier! Ohhh! ''{He regains his composure.}'' Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on the nameless e-mail to bring up a box of No-Name Brand E-mails
* Click on [[The Cheat]] at the end to bring up Ilko's head moving from left to right, with his mouth opening and shutting, along with the rhythm of a train bell sound
* Click on the floppy disks on the left to bring up a demo tape:

:Coach Z & Bubs's Demo Tape
:"the two-o duo"

:''{singing}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Well we're good friends.
:'''BUBS:''' But don't you steal my napkins.
:'''COACH Z:''' I got fresh jams.
:'''BUBS:''' But I get all the royalties.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking}'' I never agreed to that.

== Fun Facts ==
*The name "Mike Control" is apparently a reference to the notion of a "microphone controller", one possible expansion of the abbrevation MC (as in MC Hammer).
*The "potate" bag is from [[morning routine]]
*Apparently, [[Strong Bad]] says the titles of video games when he's asleep, which is also in [[morning routine]], and it has also made an appearance in [[the bet]].
*The game [[Strong Bad]] says in his sleep is "Super Contra", an insanely difficult sidescrolling shooter arcade game. It was released on the NES under the title "Super C". He also might also be referring to "Contra III: The Alien Wars" for the Super Nintendo, recently remade for the Game Boy Advance.
*This time, the disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] on the desk says [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1351/ Bushido]. This is a fighting game from 1983.
*[[The Cheat]]'s fake ID ''might'' be a reference to the Pok�dex description of Pok�mon. (HT, WT, TYPE).
*The word "kid" was also used as part of the [[Thnikkaman|Thnikkaman's]] catch phrase in the [[monument]] email.
*The Cheat signs his name in [[Wikipedia:l33t|l33t]], apparently showing off his tech savvy.

For a discussion on some of these fun facts and how they have been handled, see [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=249 this forum thread]. Please check it out before further editing.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.html watch "cheatday"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.swf watch "cheatday" in fullscreen]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=243 forum thread re: "cheatday"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Bubs Filmography]] [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

HRWiki:Projects

2004-09-16T07:26:02Z

Blitz: /* Strong Bad Email Navigation */

== Wanted Pages ==
If you're looking for pages that need to be copied to the new Wiki, check the convenient [[Special:Wantedpages|Wanted Pages]] page. Remember, there's no sense in reinventing the wheel: start by copying the old pages from the old wiki at [http://old.hrwiki.org/ old.hrwiki.org]. Please note that some page names have changed in the move, so make sure that you update any links you find in pages you're copying over.

== Strong Bad Email Navigation ==
All the [[Strong Bad Email]]s need the "Strong Bad Email" template added just before the Category listings. This will add the navigation box (the box can currently be seen on several of the newest emails). Add the template by placing the following at the bottom of the page (preferably above the categories): <nowiki>{{Strong Bad Email}}</nowiki>

'''Progress:'''
*Done: 1-30, 90-113
*Not Done: 31-89

I think I got them all.

-[[User:Blitz|Blitz]]

== Filmography Categories ==
All of the main characters now have a [[:Category:Filmography|Filmography Category]]. To add a toon to a character's filmography, you put a category link at the bottom of the toon's page, e.g. if [[Strong Bad]] is in Toon X, then on the Toon X page you put this at the bottom: <nowiki>[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]</nowiki>. That will make Toon X appear on the [[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]] category page. The "Project" here is that many of the [[Toons]] and [[Strong Bad Email|Emails]] currently don't have complete filmography links.

:Having the filmography categories makes updating (what would have been a list) painless. However it does clutter up the bottom of each page. There are 12 main characters, if each one appeared in a toon , as they do in [[Where's the Cheat?]], there would be at least 13 categories at the bottom of the page (characters + toon). Instead of using Categories to track filmographies, how about templates? A new instance of the Character shows up and the template is updated. The template could be displayed on an Article page that would not need to be touched. Any thoughts? - [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 22:49, 13 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Sounds promising. Can you show us what you mean? Perhaps create a template for a character that hasn't been done yet with categories. Then post a link to your example here. If it will keep the category list from getting cluttered, I'm all for it. We're all new to MediaWiki, so if there are better ways to do things, please don't hesitate to speak up. --[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] 09:56, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

::I'd like to see this in action also, since I can't really visualize what you're talking about here. The bottom line is that when there's a new toon, we don't want to have to update 13 separate pages to keep the Filmographies up-to-date. So show us what you got! -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 10:04, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

:I created a starter template at <nowiki>{{LimozeenFilmography}}</nowiki> and it can be seen in action at the end of the Sandbox. When a new appearance of a character comes up only the template is edited. This template could reside on the Character page, or on a separate article. I love categories too, but the clutter at the bottom of the page is a bit much for me.- [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 12:50, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Yep, that's quite specifically not what we want. We implemented the category system specifically so we wouldn't have to edit 13 pages (or however many characters appear) every time there was a new toon. I appreciate the work you put into it, but that's a no-go. Yes, the category system adds a minimal amount of clutter when there are several characters. But in my opinion it's easily worth it for Filmography pages to be automatically generated. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 13:16, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Fair enough, then I think it would benfit all if the filmographies were limited to the 12 main characters. If we start including all the bands, Teen Girl Squad characters, companies, computers and "things" that have in the past been classified as 'Characters', the bungle at the bottom of each toon, sbemail, feature and secret page will get worse with time. This "List vs Category" problem is common on Wikipedia too. [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 14:34, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

:::I'm not sure what you mean when you say it "will get worse with time." It's not like they go back and add new characters to toons, do they? At most, there will be 10 or 15 characters in a toon. We should only add filmography categories for legitimate actors. Props don't count. This will rule out computers, companies, etc. Bands, Teen Girl Squad characters, and the like are fine. They're real actors that have a part in the toon. Perhaps we should clarify that the filmographies should only include speaking parts? If an actor is simply an extra or has only a cameo appearance, the toon shouldn't be added to his/her filmography category. Will that help to control the clutter? --[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] 15:15, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

:::I agree with these guidelines, except that I think we need to make an exception for [[The Poopsmith]] and also for cameos by the 13 main characters. I also don't mind having TGS characters when they have actual roles. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 07:56, 15 Sep 2004 (MST)

::By "worse with time", I mean that more secondary characters are always being added. What once may have been a throwaway reference is now a notable point in a characters career. I'm envisioning a time when we have to go back and add a [[:Category: Biscuit Dough Hands Man Filmography]] to [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]] and [[pizzaz]] because he becomes more crucial in the future. If you guys can live with 13+ categories at the bottom of a page, so can I. Perhaps a note on the Filmography category of the characters that deserve tracking via category would prevent confusion. [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 15:36, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

== Cast (in order of appearance) ==
We'd like to standardize the way appearing characters are listed on toon pages. Many of them currently say "Featuring:" followed by a list of characters that appear in that toon. Instead, this should say something like this:

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

Notice that only the left part (up to and including the colon) is bold and the character names are not. And, of course, the characters should be in the order in which they appear in the toon. This is a project that may be most convenient if done in concert with the Filmography Categories project.

HRWiki:Projects

2004-09-16T07:25:32Z

Blitz: /* Strong Bad Email Navigation */

== Wanted Pages ==
If you're looking for pages that need to be copied to the new Wiki, check the convenient [[Special:Wantedpages|Wanted Pages]] page. Remember, there's no sense in reinventing the wheel: start by copying the old pages from the old wiki at [http://old.hrwiki.org/ old.hrwiki.org]. Please note that some page names have changed in the move, so make sure that you update any links you find in pages you're copying over.

== Strong Bad Email Navigation ==
All the [[Strong Bad Email]]s need the "Strong Bad Email" template added just before the Category listings. This will add the navigation box (the box can currently be seen on several of the newest emails). Add the template by placing the following at the bottom of the page (preferably above the categories): <nowiki>{{Strong Bad Email}}</nowiki>

'''Progress:'''
*Done: 1-30, 90-113
*Not Done: 31-89

I think I got them all.

-[[Blitz]]

== Filmography Categories ==
All of the main characters now have a [[:Category:Filmography|Filmography Category]]. To add a toon to a character's filmography, you put a category link at the bottom of the toon's page, e.g. if [[Strong Bad]] is in Toon X, then on the Toon X page you put this at the bottom: <nowiki>[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]</nowiki>. That will make Toon X appear on the [[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]] category page. The "Project" here is that many of the [[Toons]] and [[Strong Bad Email|Emails]] currently don't have complete filmography links.

:Having the filmography categories makes updating (what would have been a list) painless. However it does clutter up the bottom of each page. There are 12 main characters, if each one appeared in a toon , as they do in [[Where's the Cheat?]], there would be at least 13 categories at the bottom of the page (characters + toon). Instead of using Categories to track filmographies, how about templates? A new instance of the Character shows up and the template is updated. The template could be displayed on an Article page that would not need to be touched. Any thoughts? - [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 22:49, 13 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Sounds promising. Can you show us what you mean? Perhaps create a template for a character that hasn't been done yet with categories. Then post a link to your example here. If it will keep the category list from getting cluttered, I'm all for it. We're all new to MediaWiki, so if there are better ways to do things, please don't hesitate to speak up. --[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] 09:56, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

::I'd like to see this in action also, since I can't really visualize what you're talking about here. The bottom line is that when there's a new toon, we don't want to have to update 13 separate pages to keep the Filmographies up-to-date. So show us what you got! -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 10:04, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

:I created a starter template at <nowiki>{{LimozeenFilmography}}</nowiki> and it can be seen in action at the end of the Sandbox. When a new appearance of a character comes up only the template is edited. This template could reside on the Character page, or on a separate article. I love categories too, but the clutter at the bottom of the page is a bit much for me.- [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 12:50, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Yep, that's quite specifically not what we want. We implemented the category system specifically so we wouldn't have to edit 13 pages (or however many characters appear) every time there was a new toon. I appreciate the work you put into it, but that's a no-go. Yes, the category system adds a minimal amount of clutter when there are several characters. But in my opinion it's easily worth it for Filmography pages to be automatically generated. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 13:16, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Fair enough, then I think it would benfit all if the filmographies were limited to the 12 main characters. If we start including all the bands, Teen Girl Squad characters, companies, computers and "things" that have in the past been classified as 'Characters', the bungle at the bottom of each toon, sbemail, feature and secret page will get worse with time. This "List vs Category" problem is common on Wikipedia too. [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 14:34, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

:::I'm not sure what you mean when you say it "will get worse with time." It's not like they go back and add new characters to toons, do they? At most, there will be 10 or 15 characters in a toon. We should only add filmography categories for legitimate actors. Props don't count. This will rule out computers, companies, etc. Bands, Teen Girl Squad characters, and the like are fine. They're real actors that have a part in the toon. Perhaps we should clarify that the filmographies should only include speaking parts? If an actor is simply an extra or has only a cameo appearance, the toon shouldn't be added to his/her filmography category. Will that help to control the clutter? --[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] 15:15, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

:::I agree with these guidelines, except that I think we need to make an exception for [[The Poopsmith]] and also for cameos by the 13 main characters. I also don't mind having TGS characters when they have actual roles. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 07:56, 15 Sep 2004 (MST)

::By "worse with time", I mean that more secondary characters are always being added. What once may have been a throwaway reference is now a notable point in a characters career. I'm envisioning a time when we have to go back and add a [[:Category: Biscuit Dough Hands Man Filmography]] to [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]] and [[pizzaz]] because he becomes more crucial in the future. If you guys can live with 13+ categories at the bottom of a page, so can I. Perhaps a note on the Filmography category of the characters that deserve tracking via category would prevent confusion. [[User:Drhaggis|Drhaggis]] 15:36, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

== Cast (in order of appearance) ==
We'd like to standardize the way appearing characters are listed on toon pages. Many of them currently say "Featuring:" followed by a list of characters that appear in that toon. Instead, this should say something like this:

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

Notice that only the left part (up to and including the colon) is bold and the character names are not. And, of course, the characters should be in the order in which they appear in the toon. This is a project that may be most convenient if done in concert with the Filmography Categories project.

local news

2004-09-16T07:23:37Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail89.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #89'''

A writer asks Strong Bad if [[Strongbadia]] has a local news channel. Strong Bad rushes off to make one with the help of Bubs, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith and [[The Tire]].

Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.

''{Reading Email}'' Dear Strong Bad,

Does Strongbadia have its' own local news, even? If so, I hope it's better than my local news.

Sincerely, Dan D.

Tallaha-... Tasalan-.. Gainesville, Florida ''{it says "Tallahassee"}''

''{typing}'' Okay, Dan, I'm only going to sing this one more time: ''{singing}'' Ohhhhhhh If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

Ahem. Um, of course we've got local news. It's the- It's the greatest! Um... But I- I have to go now... and... do something... completely unrelated to me... throwing together... the aforementioned local news. Hoight!

''{cuts to Strongbadia}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes Cheat noises in the background}''

Strong Bad ''{holds up "Strongbadia Action Cool News 5" sign}'' Strongbadia Action Cool News 5! Top Stories with anchorperson Strong Bad, Strong Mad with the sports, local weather with Tire, and The Cheat with SkyCheat Traffic!

Good evening and tonight. I'm Strong Bad with today's top stories: The World in Crisis! More on that later. Now lets check in with The Cheat with SkyCheat Traffic.

''(Strong Mad throws The Cheat high into the air.''

''Strong Bad makes helicopter sounds.''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{keeps getting thrown up and down, and his speech is subtitled}'' Thanks Strong Bad...This is The Cheat... with SkyCheat Traffic...There appears to be...some congestion...around Bubs' Concession Stand.

''{cuts to the concession stand. Homestar, Marzipan and the King of Town are standing in line. There is a sign that says "Stand in Line $5"}''

Homestar Runner Best five bucks I ever spent.

''{cuts back to Strongbadia}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, The Cheat I guess those roads should not be rode on, eh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Not funny...I didn't even mention...any roads.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, well, thank you, tonight,now on to our top story: The World in Crisis. ''{You can see Bubs, but he runs away}'' But first, Strong Mad with the sports.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bouncing football on the floor with a tennis racket}'' I SHOULD WIN! I SHOULD WIN IT! ''{swats football at camera, you can hear Strong Sad saying "ow"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it looks like our sportscaster isn't being a very good sport, eh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Pathetic.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Will the winter weather chill your cheeks? What's the word, Tire?

''{cuts to the tire with a weather map. The map falls on the tire and it rolls away. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You heard it folks. Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants. Tonight folks, and have a great job. Remember to turn in tomorrow for our special investigative report expose: The World in Crisis. Strongbadia Action Cool News 5. "We're investiga-awesome".

''{The Paper comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end you can click on the little muscle arm to bring up Strong Bad's educational CD, "Strong Bad's Rhythm 'n' Grammar." Be sure to click on it to hear him sing the "ITS" song and several others!

== Fun Facts ==
*The arm on the S in the sign is a reference to [[Trogdor]].
*At the beginning when Strong Bad sings "it's email time again", it's a reference to the KISS song "Cold Gin" ("It's cold gin time again...").
*In the beginning the email is from Tallahassee, FL. Strongbad says it's from Gainesville. Any college sports fans know that the Florida State Seminoles are from Tallahassee, and the University of Florida Gators are from Gainesville, and they are major rivals.
*The sportscaster card says "sportscarster", and spelling mistakes are atypical for Strong Bad. Perhaps [[Coach Z]] made it.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html watch "local news"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]

couch patch

2004-09-16T07:23:24Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail88.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #88'''

Somebody asks Strong Bad about the history behind the patch on his couch.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Little Strong Bad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Cheat]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm goin' to try something a little different.

''{typing}'' print out million dollar bill.exe

''{The computer responds}'' 
Bad command or file name.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' What? Oh.

''{typing}'' no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe

''{The computer responds}'' 
Syntax error.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' um, this time, really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'

''{The computer responds}'' 
Cut it out, you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' What that! Don't give me none of that cross talk!

Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... ''{sighs}'' on to the e-mail.

''{reading e-mail}'' 
is there a story behiend ''{pronounced just like the e-mail author misspelled it}'' the patch on the couch? If so, do tell.

form, ''{again misspelled}'' 
your pal

''{not typing}'' Oh! My pal.

''{typing}'' Well Palbert, it's a good story. And now you all have to hear it.

''{Cut to flashback of Strong Bad in the basement with a sack acting all mysterious.}''

Seems I was looking for a place to hide all my Aztec gold. But when I made the first incision, not only did I realize that I don't have any Aztec gold, ''{bag falls open to reveal it was full of oil filters}'' but I unleashed a stench of biblical proportions.

''{typing}'' They had to call in a hazmat team just to hose me hose me hose me (typed then deleted, typed then deleted, then typed) down!

''{Cut to The Poopsmith (wearing a "Has Matt?" suit) hosing Strong Bad down as he screams.}''

''{typing}'' I had to spend a fortune on Glade plugins.

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to Strong Bad at the computer.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now wait a second, that's not how I remember it

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and I'm sure every loser out there wants to hear your loser opinions, loser.

'''STRONG SAD:''' They do!

''{Cut to flashback of a young Strong Bad in the basement}''

I seem to remember a young Strong Bad thinking that Olympic sprinter Carl Lewis was a woman. And that he was hot!

''{Young Strong Bad writes "Strong Bad LUVS Carla Lewis!! and thinks shes hott!!" on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That is entirely untrue.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Lies! All lies!

''{Cut to Homestar standing behind Strong Bad.}''

Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down.

''{Cut to flashback of Homestar laying on the couch in the basement.}''

It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, shut up! This is about that patch on the couch. It's clearly already on there in your flashback.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh oh ooooooh. I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories."

''{Cut to shadowed "This guy's voice has been digitally altered" interview session}''

'''MYSTERIOUS PERSON''' ''{Clearly Coach Z}'': No, no. I got the real scoop. Strong Bad had me over for Gumbo one night, and I don't know what kind of doodoo meat he was using in there, but I had to puke!

''{Cut to flashback of Mysterious Person's shadow in the basement}''

So I went downstairs and I noticed this little rip in the couch, so I puked in it!

''{Shadow pukes in the couch}''

''{Cut back to interview session}''

I... I'm sorry for what I done!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I liked that gumbo! I didn't use no doodoo meat. If I ever find out who that guy is... Well, Palbert, there's your answer. Me? I'm gonna go over there.

''{Starts to get up, but comes back}''

''{not typing}'' Oh wait!

''{typing}'' make homestar's head explode.exe

''{the computer responds}'' No can do

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No can do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh crap, this computer is worthless.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on the "make homestars head explode.exe" link to see someone's head explode.
*You can click on a hidden 'print out million dollar bill, please.exe" at the bottom to print out a million dollar bill. This is more easily seen if you use the contrast knob to make the background blue.

== Fun Facts ==
*Little Strong Bad is wearing a shirt featuring a rather well known advertisement for "Rock City", a tourist trap in the south.
*In the "make homestars head explode.exe" easter egg, when Homestar Runner asks The Cheat if he ever like, "Pour Mountain Dew all over it," it is a reference to the email [[anything]].
*The Cheat's head exploding is a reference to [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Strong Bad's floppy disk reads "Old Game"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail88.html watch "couch patch"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail88.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

mile

2004-09-16T07:23:13Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail87.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #87'''

Strong Bad decided not to do an email this week, so we get a lovely flash movie from The Cheat. The movie features Strong Bad answering an email from Seb in The Lodge, MN. Since The Cheat made the movie, you can bet he's going to make sure we all know how cool he is.

Seb asks if Strong Bad can run a mile. Strong Bad answers by doing cartwheels for a mile (encountering various obstacles along the way).

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Poopsmith]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' And I pretend that it's made of money (stops singing) -- Oh! Um... Look, uh, I'm not doin' one this week. Yeah... not doin' one. So... bye! (singing again) And I pretend that it's made of money.

''{The Cheat enters and looks at the computer, then looks around for anyone. He then grins at the camera fiendishly. A new Flash cartoon begins. The cartoon is apparently made by The Cheat, as evidenced by the horrible graphic quality.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' (singing) Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah --

''{Reading the email}''

Dear Strong Bad,

Can you run a mile.

-Seb
The Lodge, MN

'''Strong Bad''' ''{typing}'': You'd better believe it, Seb, I can ride I can do cartwheels for a mile. Ready and one and set and go!

''{Strong Bad cartwheels away from his desk. Cut to a shot of him cartwheeling through the TV room from left to right.}''

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here I go.

''{The scene cuts to a lot with a bunch of buses that say Skol (with an accent over the o)}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here I go again on my own.

''{Bubs appears from behind a fence. He appears to have no lower body}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!

''{"A new record!! 19 buses!!" appears in the air}''

''{Scene cuts to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Keep it up, Strong Bad. Keep up the pace!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for cheering me on.

''{Scene cuts to a brick wall, standing in the middle of a field}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Half way to go. I have to break through this brick wall.

''{He rolls foward and the wall doesn't give him any resistance. The bricks fall down and spell "HI"}''

''{Scene cuts to Homestar holding a sign that says "I love cooties"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER'': Check it out, b-hand.

''{Strong Bad trips Homestar}''

''{Scene cuts to Strong Bad finishing his mile on an athletic track, with flashbulbs everywhere}''

''{Scene cuts to everyone standing around, waiting for Strong Bad. Coach Z is pink}''

'''COACH Z:''' Mr. Strong Bad, you won the mile, how'd did what's your secret?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat.

''{The Cheat parachutes in from the top of the frame, wearing a light blue tuxedo and sunglasses and holding a glass of champagne. Money is stuffed into his tuxedo pocket. He lands on the ground and raises up his glass.}''

'''EVERYBODY:''' The Cheat is a millionaire! A parade for The Cheat!

''{A parade goes by, featuring a The Cheat float that says "Dunkin' the Ch8t", a The Cheat hot air balloon, fireworks, and The Poopsmith pushing a broom at the end, then the scene cuts back to Strong Bad's computer.}''

'''Strong Bad''' ''{typing}'': So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been parades honoring The Cheat, but don't let that from stopping you from organizing your own. He can be the Grand... Marshall. He's also available for proms and pizza parties.

''{He actually types: So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been p's h-ing the C. B. d. l. t. f. s. y. f. o. y. o. He can be the Grand Marshall. He's a-so availabe for proms and pizza parties.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, okay folks, I gotta go to my next show. See you later nice-time!

''{At the end, a cheated-up version of [[The Paper]] comes down with a sound effect that just sounds like some guy going "'''K'''errrriorrrr..."}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Before The Cheat shows up, the diskette says "One on One". Within The Cheat's cartoon but before Strong Bad starts cartwheeling, you can click on it to see that it says "Out of this world". After Strong Bad gets back, you can click on it to show that it says something else

*At the end of the email, click "proms" to see a polaroid of The Cheat with a sillouhette labelled "Your bod here" and a note scrawled at the bottom: "A Knight to Remember, June 3rd 2004."
**It has been rumored that this is "sceduled for further release", meaning they might make a cartoon about it.

*Also at the end, click "pizza parties" to see a logo for "Cheatsa Parties," featuring [[The Cheat]] taking a bite out of a large pizza.

*Press 'O' on your keyboard at the end to see a silhouette of Strong Bad doing cartwheels over a bunch of hills with a song playing in the background. TBC are making fun of one of the old intros here.

== Fun Facts ==
*When The Cheat shows up (after Strong Bad wins the mile) Marzipan has a thought bubble saying "I heart ''that'' Cheat." This is the only time, besides the original book, that The Cheat is not referred to with a "The" preceeding his name.

*When the parade happens and The Poopsmith shows up behind it, it might be a subtle reference to a segment of "Rocky and Bullwinkle" called "Peabody's Improbable History", where there were parades honoring Peabody with only one janitor cleaning up after it. The fireworks' sound effects are from the original Super Mario Brothers.

*Strong Bad says "Here I go Again on my Own" before going on the ramp over Bubs' 19 buses. "Here I Go Again" was an 80's rock song by Whitesnake.

*After the parade, there are six fireworks in the sky, similar in sound and appearance to the original Super Mario Bros. after getting the flag.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.html watch "mile"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

no loafing

2004-09-16T07:22:53Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail86.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #86'''

Ryan asks Strong Bad about the "No Loafing" sign in SB's house, and where it went. He puts up inspirational posters to get everybody working.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the e-mails out!

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad!

Whatever happened to that "No Loafing" sign you used to have?

Ryan, CO ''{Strong Bad says "Co... colo-colorado."}''

Hey, great question, stupid! Here's an answer. ''{typing}'' The year was 1987, not a very good year for productivity. And as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent. ''{A pie-chart falls down}'' I realized things were gonna spiral out of control unless I gave them a little jumpstart. A sign that said "No loafing" ''{A picture of Strong Bad standing by the sign}'' was the answer.

But that was a long time ago. I suppose ol' Loafy might be losing his edge. Maybe I should put up some of those inspirational posters and stuff to get things back in gear. You know, the kinds that have like whales or sunsets or windsurfers on em. And they say stuff about determination and giving a care.

''{Strong Bad walks in on Strong Mad and the Cheat sleeping when they're supposed to be working on a muffler. He has a bunch of posters under one arm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys are pathetic.

'''STRONG MAD:''' Dah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you forgotten what got us here? ''{The Cheat makes a questioning noise}'' No Loafing got us here! ''{The Cheat makes an indifferent noise}'' Take a look at these bad boys and get back to work!

'''STRONG MAD:''' Dah!

''{Strong Bad begins posting the posters. The first one is a picture of a whale's tail sticking out of the clouds and it's captioned "Remember the 'tivities: Creativity; Productivity; Activity; Get Back To Work"}''

This one's got like some kinda whale... in space...

''{he puts one up that has a picture of a windsurfer and the caption "Failure is not a four-letter word"}''

And this one talks about cussing...

And this one's incredibly inspirational... ''{He puts one up with a picture of a guy jumping out of the water and it's captioned "I HAVE FRIENDS! Keep working, little man"}'' with the bursting waters...

''{He puts up a framed picture of a dog captioned "The Cheat, watch your freakin' back, Squeaky."}''

Here's one a-those hush puppies. They'll make you work for it.

''{A slice of a tree trunk is put on the wall, with a picture of a horse on it and it's captioned "The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last..."}''

And this wood-burly thing's got some kinda old adage on it. About goats.

''{Strong Mad instantly leaps up. The Cheat tosses him a big stick, which he uses to smash the muffler.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Excellent! That-a way boys! Chins up! Tifle down! And so on...

''{Strong Bad walks back to his computer}''

''{typing}'' Well, whoever, I see I've gotten things back on track. Sounds like I deserve a three hour lunch. I'ma head over to Bubs' for one of his 30 cent lunch specials.

''{Strong Bad puts a Post-It note on the screen and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end you can click on "Lunch Specials" to see [[Bubs]]' lunch specials.
*Also at the end you can click on the words on the sticky that say, "then appointment", to see exactly what that appointment was.

== Fun Facts ==
*When the picture of [[Strong Bad]] pointing to the No Loafing sign in 1987 flashes up, the screen of [[Tandy 400]] reads:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I like your wallpaper.

-Mendelev</pre>
:The wallpaper shown is done in the style of a traditional 80's home, complete with pears and two other angiosperms.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail86.html watch "no loafing"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail86.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

2 years

2004-09-16T07:22:41Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://s92219381.onlinehome.us/misc/Strongbadia_in_2_years.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #85'''

E. Fullmer asks Strong Bad what Strong Badia will be like in approximately 2 years.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]] (easter egg), [[Strong Mad]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!

''{Reading email}''
Strong Bad, 
I am going on a long trip and will not be able to check out "Homestar Runner's website" for a long time. ''{not reading}'' Homestar has a website? ''{reading}'' What do you think the greatest advancement for Strongbadia will be in the next 2 years?

Your Main Man, 
E. Fullmer

''{not typing}'' umm, Endiment. ''{typing}'' Hang on Endiment. Just for the record, my main man is, and has been since 1987, Van Mundegaarde. And don't you forget it! ''{not typing, a little picture of Strong Bad with a note from Strong Bad to Van comes down}'' Oh Van, the times we shared. ''{typing}'' Well as you know, Endy, Strongbadia is on the cutting edge of the future. I can easily predict that the population will have tripled in two years. ''{cut to a picture of Strongbadia}'' So by then it will be population: tire and, bundt cake pan, and Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' I'm takin' a leak!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I have some good news for you single ladies out there. The cinder block is going to break up with the sign.

'''CINDER BLOCK:''' Dear Stop Sign, you are a stop sign and I am a cinder block.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! and we will have developed a world class hole. And by then hopefully the Cheat will have finished that mural I commissioned him to paint, like a freakin' year ago. Slowby. Oh yeah and the tire will have definatly won the title. ''(A medal appears on the tire and an invisble crowd cheers.)'' And finally, Strong Sad will have actually succeeded in becoming more whiny.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't like food anymore!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Augh! So annoying. Oh, that reminds me. I should probably go let Strong Sad outta the dryer. He's been in there since breakfast.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*You can click on the words "Homestar's website" to see a quick peek at Homestar's crappy website.
*Be sure to wait a bit at the end to find out what happened to Strong Sad and The Cheat.
*After you wait and see what happened to Strong Sad, you can click on the reflection of Strong Bad's Blue Diamond to see the advertisement for the "Rematch" between Strong Mad and the Tire.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail85.html watch "2 years"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail85.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]

kids' book

2004-09-16T07:22:28Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail84.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #84'''

Strong Bad shows off his children's book.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.

''{reading}''
Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering if you have ever thought of a children's book, what it was about, and what kind of words did you try to teach the kids.

Your fan,
Steve Buttz ''{Instead of Buttz, Strong Bad says "Never mind. I'm not even gonna touch that one."}''

''{typing}'' Yeah, I wrote a children's book. ''{Strong Bad pronounces book "buuk"}'' Who hasn't? I mean, kids can barely read as it is so how hard can it be to write for them? The book I wrote is called

''{cut to the book itself. The name of the original author, Leomard Sportsinterviews, has been crossed out, and Strong Bad's name is in its place. We find this sort of thing throughout the entire book.}''

"Everyone is Different." So here we go.

''{reading}'' Everyone is different. No two people are the same.

''{turns the page. A picture of a kid riding a bike is there, with Strong Bad having drawn a truck behind him. The original text is "Some people have freckles. Frankie has freckles."}''

Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about 5 seconds.

''{turns the page. There's a picture of a tall black kid with a tennis racket, and added drawings of fighters and helicopters shooting at him while he smashes a city. The original text is "Some people are very tall. Quincy is very tall."}''

Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio.

''{turns the page. There's a picture of a girl with glasses reading a book. The original text is "Some people wears glasses. Beth wears glasses."}''

Some people wears glasses. Beth looks like a dude.

''{turns the page. There's a picture of a kid in a baseball uniform and glove with Strong Bad having scribbled a squirrel on his left hand. The original text is "Some people are left-handed. Gregor is left-handed."}''

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.

''{turns the page. There's a picture of a heavyset girl with braces and headgear, and Strong Bad has scribbled on a football jersey and a football field. The original text is "Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran has both."}''

Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the Raiders.

''{turns the page. A picture of a red-headed kid on a pogo stick, which Strong Bad has changed to the detonator of a huge amount of TNT planted in an enemy base. A guy is flying out of the base saying "AHH! I'M !BEiNG !KiLLED!!" The original text is "Some people have red hair. Albert has red hair."}''

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has.

''{turns the page. There is a girl jumping rope, and Strong Bad has drawn himself next to her saying "hiya hotcakes." The original text is "Some people have a Southern accent. Trisha has a Southern accent."}''

Some people have a Southern accent, and those are hot. Trisha is a severe hottie.

''{turns the page. What was one a girl twirling a hula hoop is now a girl being swallowed whole by a huge monster, with an expression of horror drawn over her face. The original text is "Some people have curly hair. Hillary has curly hair."}''

Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.

''{turns the page. We have a picture of everyone we saw before, and they're all being burned by fire. The original text is "Everyone is different. No two people are the same.}''

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awwwww.

''{typing}'' So there's my book. Pretty good, eh Steve? And the words that we taught the kids were, uh, fangoriously, gelatinous, and um, ''{mumbling}'' linebacker ''{this is typed in very small text}''. You know, education at its finest. Well, some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich. Strong Bad needs to go get an ice cream sandwich.

''{Strong Bad stands up and leaves, and then [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end click on "book" to see Strong Bad's revised edition of the [[Original Book]].
*You can also click on "Eh, Steve?" to see a portion of the book about our good friend [[Eh! Steve]] - Be sure to click on him again to see the revised edition.

== Fun Facts ==
*The design of the children's book is very obviously based on the old [http://www.randomhouse.com/golden/ Golden Books], right down to the yellow vined border on and near the book's spine ([http://www.randomhouse.com/kids/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=0-375-82718-8 sample cover here]).
*Note the book is written by Leomard Sportsinterviews, also known as [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*The inside cover says "This book belongs to [[Strong Sad]]"
*Strong Bad uses the term "fangoriously" in the email, a word that doesn't technically exist. It's probably a reference to the old magazine Fangoria, which was dedicated to covering horror films and movie monsters.
*In the 'revised' edition of the Original Book [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sb_book/sb_book1.html found here], Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles", saying "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail84.html watch "kids' book"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail84.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

labor day

2004-09-16T07:22:15Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail83.png

== Summary ==
'''StrongBadEmail #83'''

"Chrispy" from Schenectady, NY asks [[Strong Bad]] what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad decides to take the day off and not answer an e-mail and instead sits by [[The Stick]] and says stuff to the people who walk by.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom (character)|Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]]'''

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is [[the basics]].

''{before reading the e-mail, Strong Bad says "Shang-a-lang-a--"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering what you're doing
for Labor Day.

Your friend,
Chrispy
Schenectady, NY</pre>

''{typing}'' Woah! Is today Labor Day?! Well I'm certainly not gonna answer an email! I'ma take the day off. Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email. Think I'll go sit on my cooler next to [[The Stick]] and say stuff to people as they walk by.

Now that's what I call the ol' Labor-Dabor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of his cooler next to The Stick. The cooler sports a handmade "labor dabor" sign. Enter PomPom with snack tray, bouncing along.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey PomPom, man, it's Labor Day. Why don't you get a life?

''{PomPom makes bubbling noises and exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy needs to get a life for real. Like me! I got a great life! Chillin' with my cooler at The Stick, sayin' stuff to people.

''{The Poopsmith enters with jar of BROWN MAYO.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice stench there, buddy. Smellin' ''real'' nice. I give you an A+ on smell. Or rather, you get a A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.

''{Poopsmith exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy doesn't smell ''any'' good.

''{Coach Z enters with a six pack of which only one can of "COLDSON lite" remains.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And if it isn't Coach Z. Good ol'.. green Coach Z. Hey, I always wondered, is your skin green or are you wearing a green body suit? Y'know with footies and sockies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I got footies alright -- athlete's footies!

''{Coach Z exits, The King of Town enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like ''you'' aren't an easy target for my witty jibes and clever put-downs. Whatever will I say?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do you have anything relatively edible in that cooler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. You're fat. High-five, The Stick! ''{Strong Bad high-fives the stick and a piece of The Stick breaks off.}'' Oh. Sorry, The Stick.

''{King of Town exits, Strong Mad and The Cheat enter with a pair of badminton racquets.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The two guys. Strong Mad and The Cheat. The guys in which one of them is really big and the other is really small. Nice contrast, there, guys! ... That's all I got.

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat exit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, this is shaping up to be one heck of a Labor-Dabor. Hey, The Stick, you want a burger?

''{Cut to Labor Day party tableau with the whole gang except Strong Bad -- Homestar Runner's "[[Everybody Knows It]]" is playing in the background.}''

'''BUBS:''' This here is the best Labor Day BBQ I ever been BB-to.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation.

'''STRONG SAD''': Maybe it got "da-leet-ed".

''{All laugh.}''

'''COACH Z''': ''{laughing}'' Oh, gee, life of the pratty.

'''BUBS''': Three cheers for Strong Sad!

''{Cut to Strong Bad laying on the cooler next to The Stick, which has a burger stuck on top of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Stick, how's your burger? Sorry about that high-five thing. ''{mumbles something}'' I'm gonna go check my e-mail.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Crispy's name to see Schenectady Crispies!
*To see what is inside Strong Bad's cooler, click on the cooler when KOT comes by and mentions the cooler.
*Click on the "Labor Dabor" sign to hear Homestar sing "Everybody Knows It"
*To see a "Schenectady Crispies" commercial starring Strong Bad, click on his Diamond.

== Fun Facts ==
*Coach Z's beer is called Coldson Lite. (As in Molson Lite?)
*In this email, Strong Bad reveals that his favorite email is [[the basics]]. Yet this was never mentioned in [[personal favorites]].
*The pen in the cooler is the [[Ab-Abber 2000]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail83.html watch "labor day"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail83.swf view the flash file for "labor day"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Bubs Filmography]] [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]] [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]] [[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

impression

2004-09-16T07:19:59Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail82.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #82'''

"Your Friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]], [[The Cheat]], [[The King of Town]] (offscreen)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.

''{reading email}''

Dear Strong Bad,

Could you please do your impression of Strong Sad?

Thanks,
Your friend... And there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka. ''{He types "Jhonka" under "Your Friend".}''

''{He begins typing a reply.}''

No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence! I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest where contestants are judged on appearance, impression and penmanship. I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume!
''{He runs off only to run back a few seconds later to quickly add}'': Not beatin' around the bush this week. ''{He runs off again.}''

''{Cut to The Field. Coach Z is standing under a sign that reads: "2003 Sectional Finals - STRONG SAD LOOKALIKE CONTEST".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back! Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!

'''BUBS:''' ''{off screen}'' Those were moist towelettes!

'''COACH Z:''' So without further ado, I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!!

''{Strong Sad Joins Coach Z under the sign}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{from off screen}'' Booo!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row.

'''COACH Z:''' That's enough there, Strong Sad! ''{He shoves Strong Sad out of the way.}'' Your work is done here. Let's get this pratty started!!

''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad in a Strong Sad costume, which consists of a grey "Phys Ed" sweatshirt, and a paper plate with Strong Sad's face drawn on it. There's a suspicious looking lump under the sweatshirt.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Looking good there, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know.

'''COACH Z:''' Nice use of light and shadow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know.

'''COACH Z:''' ...and picnic supplies.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know. Shut up.

'''COACH Z:''' Let's hear what you got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright. Let me just push play on my "sweat shirt" here.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on a tape}'' Why do you want me to say "hello, my name is Strong Sad"? ''{tape noise}'' get that tape-recorder out of my face ''{more tape noise}'' stop flicking my ear!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also on tape}'' More like: You stop flicking my ear!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{He stops the tape.}'' Ha ha. Oops.

'''COACH Z:''' Ok, then. Very unsuspicious.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know.

''{Coach Z moves on to Homestar Runner. Homestar is wearing hippo slippers and a grey shirt with a star on it, and he has a sock taped to his head instead of his signature hat.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. They're elephants.

'''COACH Z:''' Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um.. remind me again what type stuff that guy says.

'''COACH Z:''' You know. Depressing type stuff!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right! Here goes! Ahem. ''{in a depressing voice}'' Oh... Some animal died. ''{In his normal voice}'' That's something he's always saying, right?

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant!

''{The next contestant appears to be Strong Sad.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this competition! I though I told you's to go on home!

''{A familiar looking hat pops up on the Strong Sad lookalike's head revealing that he is in fact, Homsar. His Strong Sad costume is flawless. Coach Z doesn't realize who it is.}''

'''HOMSAR''': ''{sadly}'' !AaAaAaAa... I'm crying on the inside!

''{The Cheat hops up in a paper bag, painted to look like Strong Sad's left leg.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ok, The Chort, lay it on me!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a depressing voice}'' Meh meh. Mennah mennah mennah meh.

'''COACH Z:''' Holy Crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today! First Prize!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad walks up muttering. He's still in costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid Friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag.

''{He begins typing}''

I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg. I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt. Oh well. At least I won the penmanship award. But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty .

''{He stops typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: (singing) "Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!"

''{He leaves and [[The Paper]] descends.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Jhonka" to see just what a [[Jhonka]] is. (Once again, we are shown that Strong Bad likes trolls)
*Click on "Bigger Butt" to see Strong Bad's alternative plans for his costume.
*Click on "Penmanship Award" to see Strong Bad's entry for the Strong Sad penmanship contest.
*Click on "afterparty" to see what happened at the afterparty.

== Fun Facts ==
*Yes, Coach Z mistook Homsar for Strong Sad.
*The form for the penmanship contest says 2004 Sectional Finals, however the sign for the contest said 2003.
*At the after party Coach Z is drinking a not so cold one, reference to property of ones.
*At the afterparty, "Poot-Slap" by 3-Dee is playing, which is also heard on the secret main page in the Homestar Talker game.
*We never did actually hear Strong Bad's impression of Strong Sad...
*When Strong Bad comes back to the computer after the contest, still wearing his costume, his hat is incorrectly mirrored in the screen's reflection.
*When Homestar wears the elephant slippers, it's kind of a reference to when strong sad talks on the phone and sells strong sad's legs, which he calls elephants legs or feet or something. I'm not really sure
*Strong Sad likes pie!
*The [[Jhonka]] makes its second appearance in [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Homestar's quick repetition of "get it off" closely mirror's Bubs' renditions of "check it out" and "the end" (and Strong Bad's "The Cheat") in Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag.
*The picture of [[Jhonka]] is reference to Dungeons and Dragons.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail82.html watch "impression"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail82.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]

date

2004-09-16T07:19:47Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://preussweb.com/tom/date.png

== Summary ==
'''StrongBadEmail #81'''

Somebody asks Strong Bad what a date with Homestar and Marzipan is like. The chilling result gives everyone the jibblies.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{mimicking typing noises}'' Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub DIB! Ticka.

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

Here's a question for ya. What do you think happens when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date?

Dynomite
Boston, MA</pre>

''{Strong Bad doesn't say MA, he says "And the state Boston's in."}''

''{typing}'' You know I've done a lotta thinking on the subject. And yes, Boston, you guessed it, it gimme the jibblies. So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the ''{begins running a program and says}'' Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR! ''{the game loads up}'' Using the most state-of-the-art polygonious technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting. I think it would go a little something... a-like-a-dis-a.

''{We're in the game. Marzipan and Homestar are there, each with random options of things they can say.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': DUH!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': FUH! DUH! DUH!

'''MARZIPAN''': BUH! DUH! FUH! Strong Bad is on point!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': FUH!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{back to typing}'' So that gives you a pretty good idea of the lurking horrors. But to really experience it firsthand we'd need to like, get the Cheat to hide some kinda hidden camera, you know, in maybe that marshmallow place they always go to. So, we did. Let's check it out!

''{cut to a TV labeled "Strong Bad's New Secret Security Camera Monitor. It turns on, and we see a low-quality black-and-white feed of Homestar and Marzipan on a date.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Okay, okay, okay! Let's play again! What do you think I'll say next? Sid Hoffman, or Sid Frenchman?

'''MARZIPAN''': This is the dumbest game I've ever played.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Aw, c'mon! You're just being sore because you're losin'.

'''MARZIPAN''': Okay, I'll go with Sid Hoffman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Sid Hoffffff-Frenchman! Sorry! You lose again. I said Sid Frenchman.

'''MARZIPAN''': Homestar, you said Sid Hoffrenchman. That was not even a choice.

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh jeeze. I don't think I can handle much more of this. Let's see what else we got on the tube.

''{Strong Bad changes the channel to CAM 2, where we see the camera being smashed repeatedly in Strong Sad's face by Strong Mad. It turns out to be a hidden camera in Strong Mad's ring.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Ow! Please! Quit! Punching! Me in the face! Since when did you start wearing a class ring?

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, beautiful!

'''STRONG SAD''': With a camera in it?

'''STRONG BAD''': Nice work, big bro! ''{changes to CAM 3, a view of Strongbadia.}'' Everything seems to be in order in Strongbadia. ''{The Cheat walks into the sight of the camera.}'' Oh! Perfect timing. Check out my security counter-measures. ''{The Cheat touches the tire and is instantly electrocuted. A cardboard cut-out of a bear holding a shark springs up and the Cheat screams and runs away.}'' Bwahaha! Lookit that little guy run! The Cheat totally freaks out whenever he sees a bear holding a shark. ''{Strong Bad switches back to CAM 1. Homestar is now kicking Marzipan in the shins.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey Marzipan, can you feel that?

'''MARZIPAN''': Yeeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What IS that?

'''MARZIPAN''': Well, you're kicking me in the shins.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, I think I'd remember something like that.

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud! ''{Homestar takes a sip of his "coffee" and spits it all into Marzipan's face.}'' Whoa-ho-ho! That's great! ''{resumes typing}'' Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine. The paper, would you bring this fine email to a close? ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' I gotta go reset that bear-shark. You guys can play that game if you want. ''{He types the name of the program and leaves.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the words "Lurking Horrors" to see a pulsating "Lurking Horrors" logo..
*At the end, Click on "Marzipan's" to more of what goes on an a Homestar and Marzipan date.
*Also you can click on the words "Super Mud" to see a can of it.
*Click on the words "That Game" to play Homestar's "Sid" game. (Yes, you can guess right.)
*After 20 Points on the Sid game, there is a very odd reward.
**Is it just me, or is the "reward" broken and/or unfinished? Or is that the "odd" part of it? (That's the odd part of it, the M on Strong Bad's Compy)
**No, Its not broken. if you get ahold of sbemail81.swf and play it in the macromedia flash player, it just pauses it. if you hit play it goes back to "Marzipan's got a face full of super mud...." and the paper comes down.
*Click on "hsramerdsxr.exe" to play Strong Bad's "H*R and Marzipan Dating Simulation"

== Fun Facts ==

*In the Extra Real Dating Simulator, this is what the ??? say:
**Marzipan says:
***"Strong Bad is like the son I never had."
***"Strong Bad is on point"
***"Strong bad, read a book!"
***"Good time for Strong Bad."

**Homestar says:
***"Strong Bad's muscles can beat me up!"
***"There's something about that Strong Bad."
***"It doesn't get any better than Strong Bad."
***"I've liked Strong Bad since I was 2 years old."

*You used to be able to cheat on the Sid game by clicking the other answer before Homestar said it.

*The bear holding a shark bit is very similar to a Jack Handey "deep thought" that states that the scariest thing in the world would be a shark riding an elephant trampling and eating everything in its path.

*The Cheat touching the [[Tire]] may be a reference to the [[i rule]].

== See also ==

*[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]

== External Links ==
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail81.html watch "date"]
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail81.swf watch "date" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

stunt double

2004-09-16T07:19:35Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail80.png
== Summary ==
'''StrongBadEmail #80'''

Louis wonders if [[Strong Bad]] has ever used a stunt double. [[Strong Bad]] responds by showing clips from his latest movie, "Dangeresque 2:''This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1''".

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'''

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Oh, I took my email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.

''{the email}''
Hello Strong Bad,
I'm a long time watcher first time writer.

'''STRONG BAD''': Ooh, an LTWFTW.

''{the email}''
I was wondering if you ever use a stunt double.
Your whatever,
Louis

'''STRONG BAD''': Louise. Lewis. Louie. {''typing''} A stunt double?!? No way, Lucy! Only big wusses and lesser wimps use stunt doubles. I've always done my own stunt work. Check me out in this summer blockbuster we just finished. It's called Dangeresque 2: ''This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1''.

''{a cue card is held up with the title: "Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1". Then a newspaper is shown. The headline has been covered with a piece of paper that says: "MISSING TAPE STOLEN. Dangeresque seen on the case. For real."}''

''{cut to an office scene with Strong Bad, wearing sunglasses, and Coach Z, wearing a turban.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': It's not going to be easy finding that missing tape.

'''COACH Z''': Well, Dangeresque, if anyone can do it, I'm sure you can.

'''STRONG BAD''': You're right, Renaldo. But the elevator's broken in this building. So I'm gonna have to jump! ''{makes a jumping motion}''

''{cuts to Strong Sad, wearing a paper bag on his head and oven mitts, standing on top of a ladder on the roof of Bub's Concession Stand. he is pushed off and falls into a wading pool marked "shark pond". He walks out, and the shot is then edited so that it is Strong Bad walking away.}''

''{cuts to Strong Bad's basement, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Either give me that tape, or punch me in the face.

''{Strong Mad punches. Edits to Strong Sad, who gets punched in the face and goes flying back. We hear a crashing sound.}''

''{cuts to the field. Strong Bad is holding a mirror. Behind him are the missing tape and Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Where is that tape?

''{Homestar realizes he can be seen and moves away.}''

''{cuts to Bubs holding The Cheat.}''

'''BUBS''': Welcome to oblivion, Danger-skew! ''{pulls a lever}''

''{cuts to Strong Bad standing in the field, then edits to Strong Sad. A heavy lourde falls on Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': I'd like to call a broken neck.

''{cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I won't watch you die, Dangeresque.

'''STRONG BAD''': Don't worry, cutesie buttons. Tonight, dying's not on the menu. So I'm gonna have to jump!

''{Strong Sad is once again pushed off of Bub's Concession Stand, this time into a wading pool marked "Pie Factory". Edits to Strong Bad walking away.}''

''{cuts back to the office}''

'''COACH Z''': Sounds pretty dangerous.

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{turns around}'' No. Sounds... Dangeresque.

''{cuts back to the Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Alright, you may all return from the edge of your seats. Wow, watching that gives me goosebumps every time, man. I mean, the stunts I do are so... done by me. And remember to watch out in June 2004 for "Dangerseque 3: The Criminal Projective". ''{a logo with this title appears}'' In 3D! ''{"3D" is added to the logo and the screen becomes drawn in red and blue lines, like a 3D movie.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the very end be sure have your 3D glasses ready and click on the big "3D" part of the logo.
*After the 3D spiel, be sure to click on the words "watch out" for some more 3D madness!
*Dangeresque/Renaldo's office is the same one as seen in the opening of [[The Interview]].

== Fun Facts ==
*The theme from the summer blockbuster "Dangeresque 2: This Time It's Not Dangereque 1" (instrumental bits of which can be heard in the email) is featured on the Strong Bad Sings CD.
*The text of "The Local Newspapes" that appears in the beginning reads:
:''The Lemmer was treated for polar bear related injuries shortly after the 4th inning shenanigans. Officials say the bear 'wandered on down' from the North Pole with rich, creamy nougat on its mind. Nay-sayers have dismissed this as dismissable citing, "I think it might be just an inflatable polar bear, actually." The young gun was unavailable for a Young Guns 2 screening that took place in my basement a few months ago and I haven't forgiven him since. Seriously, Mark, I don't know what's up. We used to be so close and now you're acting all''
:*This is accompanied by a picture of some Atlanta Braves players on a baseball field with a polar bear digitally added in the background.
*"The Lemmer" in the above article may be a reference to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
**Actually, "The Lemmer", as well as [[Lem Sportsinterviews]], are probably references to the infamous [[Lemke]].
*When Strong Sad falls into the wading pool the second time, watch the label very closely. It says "pie factory", but just for a split second it will say "shark pond" and then back to "pie factory".
*The Newspaper says "Newspapes".
*Dangeresque 1 has a directors cut, called: [[dangeresque 3|Dangeresque 1: The Directors Cut Not in 3-D]]
*Strong Bad, while reading the e-mail, says "I was just wondering", when on the screen it says "I was wondering." Ahh, the nuances we here at HSRWiki point out!
*Strong Sad is wearing the oven mitts from the Yello Dello cartoon.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail80.html watch "stunt double"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail80.swf watch "stunt double" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Bubs Filmography]] [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

the process

2004-09-16T07:19:25Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v222/hobowiki/sbemail/sbemail79.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #79'''

Strong Bad explains how each e-mail is made.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''[[Strong Bad]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]]'''

== Trasncript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.

''{reading}''
Dear Strong Bad,
How long does it take to answer an e-mail? Can you show me the prosess? ''{read as "prosessessess"}''
Em.

''{typing}''
Em? What's that supposed to stand for? Emerson? Embrodak? Emtarkanderundersgunderson? Boy, you have some stupid and terrible names. Anyways... show you the process, eh, Em? Sure, I can do dat, but I should warn you, it may spoil the magic for some of you out there. I strongly urge both the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time.

So... usually I try to start things off with a little song that somehow involves the word email. ''{stops typing}'' You know, like "ram-a-bop-choop, email!" Or like, "Email, bu da ba doo dow!" Something like that. ''{resumes typing}'' Then I pull up the email I picked for this week and read it, pointing out any and all spelling or grammatical errors along the way. Then, after I make fun of your name, I begin to answer your email.

Generally, I like to start with, ''"Well, whoever, something something something."'' Or occasionally I switch it up with, ''"Something something, eh, whoever?"'' Next, as I'm typing, you can usually click on certain words and make little pictures of dumb stuff pop up.

''{Cut away to The Field. Strong Bad walks in.}''

Now we've reached the point where we cut away from the computer to some other scene. This is where some other character like Bubs or Coach Z gets a chance to shine. And if The Cheat's gonna make an appearance, this is usually where you'll see him.

''{Bubs enters.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad! What's going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm just showing the guys here how I go about answering my emails.

'''BUBS:''' Right on, right on. You gotten to the part where I tear off my shirt and start flexin', much to the delight of all my ladyfans?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no. That's never happened.

'''BUBS:''' What about the part where I ride out waterskiing on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my ladyfans?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's never happened either.

''{The Cheat walks in and puts some matches in Bubs' left foot.}''

'''BUBS:''' Sounds like a pretty lame email show ya got here, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, man.

''{The Cheat lights the matches, setting Bubs' foot on fire.}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Hot mama! ''{The Cheat puts a beehive on the ground, and Bubs's other foot lands in it}'' YEEOW! Hot bees!

''{Back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then we cut back to the computer, where I either wrap things up or wind things down, depending on how funny the last part was. And that's it, Em. That's how we do things around here. Now you can answer emails like a true Strong Bad. Then right before the paper comes down, I usually mutter something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then sometimes, if you wait around for 10 or 15 seconds, something else happens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean like me showing up to deliver a classic line?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I mean like me throwing a discount brick at you. ''{he throws it at Homestar, but Homestar ducks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, discount brick.

== Easter Eggs ==
*You can click on the words, "faint of heart" and "faint of butt" to see the international symbols for them.
*Click on "name" in "..after I make fun of your name" to see Em's name badge.
*Click on the words: "Typing", "certain words", and "dumb stuff" to see some example popups. (Hands typing, hands holding a dictionary or book, and a pie chart which adds up to 114%)
*Be sure to wait 10 or 15 seconds after he says, "girl named Beth".
*After Homestar does his thing, click on "something else" to hear what is apparently an ad.
*The brick in the easter egg cost $.13

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail79.html watch "the process"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail79.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

anything

2004-09-16T07:19:12Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail78.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #78'''

Strong Bad gets the week off as Homestar fills in, and discusses the finer points of frying computer parts with carbonated beverages.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==
''{Open to Compy 386; Strong Bad is absent. Homestar Runner walks on and sits down at the computer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today. So I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. ''{with a piece of chalk he writes his name on the screen, then erases it.}'' Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. ''{Homestar types something rather random to run the e-mail program, and strangely enough, it works.}'' Lesson one:

''{reading}''

hi Strong Bad, ''{stops reading}'' Um, I do believe I just told you my name is Homestar Runner. But I'll let it slide this time. ''{continues}'' 
have you ever made anything out of anything? 
bye 
Dan from FL

''{typing}'' FL? Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake? ''{stops typing}'' Oh, I got it. He's from Fish Lake. ''{resumes typing}'' Well, Jerome, I once made a birthday present for Marzipan out of some of my old CD's I didn't like anymore and placed them in a decorative bag. ''{stops typing}'' And then ''{resumes typing}'' I once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half. Oh! And one time I made a whole set of coasters out of ''{cut to some glasses of pink lemonade sitting on game cartridges}'' some old Sega tapes. And I made a pair of shoes ''{cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad out in the field talking. Strong Sad has a Foreign Leadership Camp '91 T-shirt on. Homestar walks on wearing shoe-boxes for shoes.}'' out of a pair of shoe-boxes.

'''COACH Z:''' Whoah, those are some fresh kicks there, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, I know! ''{walks off}''

'''COACH Z:''' So anyways, Reg had the ball at the top o the key.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{typing at Compy again}'' But this week, I will instruct you on how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

''{The Cheat walks on in a red outfit, but is instantly knocked off-screen when Homestar stands up.}''

First, you need a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Then get Strong Bad's computer. Apply liberally. ''{starts pouring Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's keyboard, a ringing noise is heard.}'' Oops, we're out of time.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's just my egg-timer!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Class dismissed! Except for you, Jerome!

''{The paper comes down. The mountain dew continues to be poured into Strong Bad's keyboard. After around 10 seconds or so of this...}''

Dang. This thing's like...the never-ending soda. ''{sings}'' Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the words "fish lake" to see a postcard from there. (Fish!)

*To see the wonderful CD collection Homestar gave Marzipan, click on "CD"

*Wait around at the end, it's not over!

== Fun Facts ==
*When you change the contrast on the Compy 386, Homestar's reflection doesn't change.

*Homestar successfully runs the email by typing Run "sb_enail.com", even though Strong Bad couldn't run the email with a far less obvious error in the email [[funny]].

*So far this is the only email without Strong Bad in it.

*The easter egg at the end is a reference to "The Never Ending Story" movies, particularly the [http://users.pandora.be/soundtrack-fm/Reviews/Klaus_Doldinger/neverending_story/neverending_story.htm title theme] from [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088323/ the first movie].

*The Cheat is wearing George Harrison's Sgt. Pepper suit from The Beatles. http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/theCheat_sgtPepper.jpg

*If you look closely at one of the coasters, you will see one of them says "Pigs on Head" and the others are names of other Videlectrix games like, "Shploitz".

*When Coach Z says "Reg had the ball at the top o the key" this is a reference to [[autobiography]] where Strong Bad says the same thing in his autobiography tape.

*"Far-off Lands" is a reference to both The Yello Dello DVD, where they travel through this area.

*Strong Sad is wearing a shirt that says "Foreign Leadership Camp '91" As in reference to when Homestar was guessing what FL was.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail78.html watch "anything"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail78.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

suntan

2004-09-16T07:19:01Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v222/hobowiki/sbemail/sbemail77.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #77'''

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach. Who needs pecs when you've got abs?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing and typing}'' I met her in the summertime. {stops typing} Her name was... ''{high pitch singing}'' e-mail!

''{presses enter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading email below}''

:''Hey Strong Bad,''
:''I thought you looked cute as a Japanese cartoon with the blue hair and everything. ^_~''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{makes funny sounds}'' I think that's how you say that.

:''I was thinking you might look even better if you got out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've heard that a nice tan really helps your muscles stand out.''
:''Meg, KS.''

''{presses enter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad.

''{presses enter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.

''{cut to: Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in a field, probably near the stick. Next to him are buckets labeled 'Animal Phat - "it's lard, yo!"' and 'cocoa butter'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright c'mon sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.

''{enter stage right, The King of Town, wearing round sunglasses}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Sniffs}'' Oh there it is!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rising from his towel}'' There what is?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh nothing. Hi Strong Bad. How are you this day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sneakly stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking}'' Oh good, Oh, well that's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving to a different smell-- place. ''{shoots off stage right taking the cocoa butter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Hey! He took my cocoa butter!

''{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat with his invisible hands}''

''{Cut to words: 6-8 hours later...}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again, however, his chest is extremly pink}''

''{Enter Marzipan with a large green oriental style umbrella}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, how long have you been lying here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, 6, maybe 8 hours

'''MARZIPAN:''' You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. ''{stands, admiring his non-existant abs}'' Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA, ''{shaking hips}'' do do do.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. ''{producing a sharpie marker}'' check it out, ''{drawing abs onto his chest}'' one, two, threefourfivesix. Oops, forgot the hatching.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you supposed to have pecks?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't need em! That's why they call me Double A. All Abs.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's weird.

''{Marzipan exits stage right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.

''{cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the the professionals in ''{words appear on screen}'' Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter}'' Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thous And the ladies have been all up ons. ''{talking to someone off camera}'' All up ons? I don't even know what that means?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But they don't! Specially now with all this sharpie on my stomach.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just read the lines man.

''{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding what appears to be a plush lobster}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to see Gooblies again or what?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave Gooby out of this!

''{Cut to: Close up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words 'Act Now!' flashing at the top of the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and recieve the Cloitserizer ''{words appear at bottom of screen}'' Abs-solutely free! ''{words disappear}'' Max out your ''{words appear flashing in center screen}'' Cloits and Dloits!!?! with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. ''{words appear}'' "They'll be all up ons!"

''{[[The Paper]] appears}''

== Easter eggs ==
*Click on the little "G" tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster [[Gooblies]] to see a Homsar Celebrity testimonial.
*Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's Ab-Abber.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html watch "suntan"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]]

sibbie

2004-09-16T07:14:11Z

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== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail76.png

== Summary ==

'''StrongBadEmail #76'''
Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about sibbie.

We also get to see some of Strong Bad's wrestling moves for the first time.

Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==

'''Strong Bad:''' Email! Email! Email! Email!

''{reading email}''
Dear Strong Bad,

You rock! Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?

''{stops reading}''
Woah. Spelled [[fhqwhgads]] right. You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like, "Hey Strong Bad, I love your fugugrass." Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?" Anyways...
''{continues reading}''

Will you make a song about me?

Sibbie.

Ugh... ''{typing}''
You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send [[Trogdor]] over to my house. Put on a purple thing and dance around! Well, I've had it! I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie. ''{A beat starts playing in the background, and [[Strong Bad]] types and reads along with it}'' And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?

''{Zoom out a bit. [[Strong Bad]] turns to the side and sees [[The Cheat]] bobbing around as he plays a keyboard}''

Ohh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan. What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here! ''{[[The Cheat]] picks up the keyboard and walks behind [[Strong Bad]]'s computer}'' Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... crokused. Guess it's time for a break!

''{Strong Bad exits stage left. [[The Cheat]] peeks up from behind the computer.}''

''{Cut to [[Strong Bad's Basement]]. Strong Bad enters stage right}''

And... whoop! ''{He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV}'' Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.

'''TV VOICE:''' MOM!!! ''{laughter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the embarassment!

''{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ... never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shut up! Where'd you hear that?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Geez, I don't know. Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? That's, ugh... I gotta get out of here. ''{He exits stage left}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walks towards stage right}'' And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...

''{Cut to [[The Field]]. [[Homestar Runner]] is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing on the radio}'' And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.

''{Strong Bad enters stage right}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{on the radio}'' And coming in at number 4, that was [[Strong Bad]] with "Song About Sibbie."

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't write a song about Sibbie! [[The Cheat]] just started playing some beat, I mean, I wasn't even... I didn't mean to... it was never my intention to... I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And debuting at number 3, it's [[Strong Bad]] with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing on the radio}'' I freakin' hate Sibbie...

'''STRONG BAD:'''

'''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''''

''{As he shouts, he picks up the radio and piledrives it, then kicks it over, then slams it backwards over his head, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the words "purple thing" to see Strong Bad doing his "Fruit-of-the-Loom" impression.
*At the very end you can click on the radio to see Strong Bad teaching a class how to say, "[[fhqwhgads]]"

=== Fun Facts ===
*While watching Strong Bad teach the class, Strong Mad comes up and says, "Douglas!", which is a reference to [[cheat talk]]
*On Strong Sad's iPod it says "playlists", "songs" and "settings"

== External Links ==

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail76.html watch "sibbie"]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail76.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

funny

2004-09-16T07:13:59Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://preussweb.com/tom/funny.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #75'''

Strong Bad answers an e-mail in the funniest. Way. Ever.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''{screen reads "File Not Found"}'' Whoa--that's never happened before. ''{singing}'' Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''{email loads properly this time}'' Whoa--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That ''has'' happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. Alright, so

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad,

Respond to this E-Mail in the funniest way ever.

From Sam

''{typing}'' Let's see here...I can tape this blank floppy disk to my head ''{he doesn't actually type blank}'' and start talking gibberish and acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! ''{jumps up on the table and starts dancing around}'' I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance! Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw ''{a bottle of ketchup falls from the ceiling into his hands and he starts pouring it over everything}'' punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity! Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP!

''{he leaps from the table backwards and starts bouncing around the floor on his head}''

Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER!

''{he runs up to Strong Sad and starts yelling rhyming gibberish at him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jor Jee Jibbera Jaw! Huppidda Roopja Oop Jup Jaw! Ooka Oog ''{Strong Sad begins talking over him}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Quit that!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{he keeps doing it}'' Ooka Reetoo Taw!

'''STRONG SAD:''' You're freakin' me out.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pauses shortly, then keeps doing it}'' Eeckoo Ickoo Ickoo Slaw! Hooka Hoo Ha!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you take some of my pills again?

''{cut to Compy. Bubs and The Cheat are dipping fries in the ketchup poured over the computer.}''

'''BUBS:''' You know what? You're right, the Cheat! This computer catsup is better than the regular kind! Or that purple kind.

''{Strong Bad walks back in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright alright. Clear outta here, you two! 'Cept for you, the Cheat. ''{The Cheat grumbles}'' You better start cleaning this mess up!

'''BUBS:''' What happened in here? Some type of ketchup bomb go off?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, not really. I was answering an e-mail and dancing and acting like a squeaky guy and I started throwing ketchup everywhere.

'''BUBS:''' Oh. That's pretty cool.

''{Strong Bad does a double-take behind him to make sure nobody's around, then in a lowered voice:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?

'''BUBS:''' Not yet! ''{he walks off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the Cheat}'' Well? Aren't you gonna go get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're gonna clean this up with? ''{The Cheat squeaks at him and starts heading off}'' Maybe a moist chamois? ''{tries a fry with the computer ketchup}'' Ooh! This computer ketchup ''is'' pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you click on the floppy disk on his head while he is bouncing and spinning on his head, Homestar will come out to say something funny. It may take a few tries to get it, you have to be quite quick.
*At the very end you can click on blob of ketchup near the left fries to see the ketchup bottle.

== Fun Facts ==
*If you watch carefully you'll see that he types, "WOAH!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT" when he is jumping around
*Wondering why it said "file not found" the first time? Look closely and you'll see that he types "stongbad_email.exe" (the r is missing). This may be a reference to [[50 emails]].
*When he says "I could put this blank floppy disk on my head" he does not type the word blank.
*The ketchup bottle falls from the sky into his hand.
*[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=chamois Chamois] is actually pronounced "Shammy." Strong Bad pronounces it "Sham-oyce," like it's spelled.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail75.html watch "funny"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail75.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

privileges

2004-09-16T07:13:48Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail74.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #74'''

Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat's privileges.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!

''{reading}''

Dear strongbad,
did you ever think about letting the cheat have some other privaleges since he helps you so much.

from your friend crazyclemens

''{typing}'' Privileges eh, C.C.? It does seem like The Cheat is overdue. Let's see, the last time I upgraded his privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges; which he had previously abused. Let's see when he's due for an upgrade. ''{calling out}'' Oh the Cheat! ''{The Cheat walks up behind him}'' Oh the Cheat! ''{The Cheat says something and it surprises Strong Bad, causing him to fall off his stool}'' WHOAH! Geeze, the Cheat! Can't sneak up on a brother like that! Lemme see your Strong Bad Reward Score Card. ''{The Cheat holds up a card titled just that, with four out of five points punched in}'' Ooh! You only need one more point to become a medallion gold plus club member!

''{The Cheat squeaks with delight, and zips off. Machine noises are heard}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ow! Both my face and hands!

''{The Cheat comes back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwahahaha! That's definitely worth a point. ''{He punches out the last hole}'' Alright! Now let's see what new privileges await you! ''{opens a file called "medalliongoldplus.txt"}'' Oh yeah, look at some of these! The crisper drawer, I know you've been wanting to get in there! Ooh, and the mute button! You could do plenty with that! These are WAY better than the rewards Bubs gives out for selling his magazine subscriptions! "Oh, save up points to win a tropical vacation!" What a scam that was. So what are you gonna do with your newfound powers, the Ch- ''{He turns to find that The Cheat has already left}'' Whuh? The Cheat?

''{The Cheat is in the crisper drawer in front of the TV, watching TV and randomly muting and unmuting it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Bing-bong!

''{The Cheat responds with Cheat noises, Homestar walks on with a pizza in hand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, The Cheat! Bubs asked me to bring that pizza you ordered. It's a large, thin crust, with mushrooms and Pop-tarts. ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' Okay! ''{Homestar puts the pizza on the couch}'' Soooo.... you wanna buy some magazine subscriptions? ''{As he says this, he pulls out three magazines from behind his back. The Cheat makes dismissive noises.}'' Aw, c'mon! Help me out! I'm trying to go to Acapulco.

''{Strong Bad peeks his head in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in the crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privalages... I guess...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*You can no longer click on the word "abused" when Strong Bad says it, but originally it restarted the toon. Maybe this was a placeholder for something else, who knows.
*You can click on the pizza box to see the top of it.
*You can click on the magazines after the paper comes down to see the "Hardest Chord Ever" (be sure to do this BEFORE torching them, see below.) Note: The kid playing the chord has eleven fingers!!! Talk about a difficult chord!
*After doing the above, you can also click on The Cheat's hand to get him to torch the lame magazines.

== Fun Facts ==
*"So long, and thanks for all the privalages" is a reference to Douglas Adams' book "So long, and thanks for all the fish".
*The Cheat is using the [[BMW Lighter]] to torch Homestar's magazines.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail74.html watch "privileges"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail74.swf view the flashfile]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

mascot

2004-09-16T07:13:39Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail73.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #73'''

The Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples face off against Pile of Electronics State. Real fruit smoothies are at stake.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. So what do we got here...

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering what CGNU's mascot is, and if they have any sports teams. Thanks for the info.

Ike

''{typing}'' Yeah, we got a mascot, Ike. Unfortunately, The Cheat, Strong Mad, and I were ''really'' hungry when we decided on a name. So, uh, all we came up with was the Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples. I think maybe we meant dumplings? But we were really hungry and tired and sorta confused and ended up putting Dumples on the application. We do have a sports team, though. The Golf Club Team. We have a game every day at 6pm!

''{cut to a shot of the scoreboard in the field, reading Home: Crazy Go Nuts University, 0; Visitor: Pile of Electronics State, 0. We then see The Cheat holding a golf club in a ring facing a pile of old electronics, with Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Coach Z cheering him on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's go, Dumples!

'''STRONG MAD:''' DE-FENSE!

'''COACH Z:''' Get yer head in the game, the Chort! The Cheat is wide open!

''{The Cheat starts bashing all the electronics.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah!

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Go for the 8-track!

''{The scoreboard gives CGNU 1 point with a buzzing noise}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Dumples win!

''{everyone cheers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look everybody! It's the jolly Dumple come to celebrate our victory!

''{Cut to Homestar in the Dumple costume. It looks like a ravioli with a pirate hat, a mouth, a big tongue, and two huge hands giving thumbs-ups. The alma mater starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''
Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club ''{The Cheat shows up holding cue cards that spell out how to pronounce the letters and Strong Bad shouts along with it}''
SEE GEE IN! ... YOU!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Me?

''{Back to Compy, typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, we're still undefeated. But next week's going to be a tough game against Homestar's Knees Tech. Well, I gots to go. I promised the team I'd get them real fruit smoothies if they won the game. And they won the game. So I'm getting them real fruit smoothies.

''{He types in 'run "fightsong"' and walks off. Compy starts playing the song, showing the letter name of each note. Once it's done, it says "GO DUMPLES!!!" and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*You can click on "really hungry and tired" to see a "LEM" ([[Lem Sportsinterviews]]) styled cartoon of, well, them being really hungry and tired.
*You can also click on "application" to see their mascot application, GO DUMPLES!!!
*At the very end after the fightsong plays, you can mouse-over the notes to play them!

== Fun Facts ==
*In the pile of old electronics there is a Nintendo Entertainment System.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail73.html watch "mascot"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail73.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

crazy cartoon

2004-09-16T07:13:29Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail72.png

== Summary ==
'''StrongBadEmail #72'''

Monkeydude asks Strong Bad to make a CRAZY CARTOON.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cowcopter]], [[The Worm]], [[Eh! Steve]], [[The Wheelchair]], [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these... how you say...emails.

''{He pulls up the e-mail and reads it aloud:}''

<pre>Hi strong bad!
I wanted to know what your craziest cartoon would be like. Please make a CRAZY cartoon.</pre>

Your awesome friend monkeydude

''{typing}'' Look, I'm not your friend, monkey dude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you monkeydude ''{he types ****** instead of monkeydude}'' again. I'ma call you Josh. So, a kah-razy cartoon huh, Josh? Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself.

''{stops typing, we go to a weird cartoon landscape}''

You know, like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.

''{Cowcopter flies in with a helicopter noise}''

And his talking would be just these weird sounds, and no words.

''{it makes some random sounds in a deep voice}''

And all the episodes would be about him trying to get a little worm out of the ground.

''{A hole in the ground opens up and a worm peeks out. Cowcopter lands on top of it.}''

Oh! Oh! And at least once an episode, Eh! Steve would show up to deliver his catchphrase!

''{Eh! Steve drops down from the top of the screen}''

'''EH! STEVE:''' Eh! Steve!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Bubs would definitely be the voice of the wheelchair.

''{Eh! Steve runs off and a crappily-drawn wheelchair pulls up}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll get you Eh! Steve, if it's the last thing I dooooo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd be in there too, but, my head would be an old keyboard, and when I get mad, it'd play the demo.

''{Strong Bad with a keyboard head starts dancing around while the demo plays. Cowcopter starts dancing along, and Eh! Steve runs past, being pursued by the wheelchair.}''

''{back to Compy, typing}'' So that's a pretty crazy cartoon huh Josh? But I'm not much of an animator. Though I bet The Cheat makes some crazy cartoons. Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right.

''{cut to The Cheat on Tangerine Dreams working on an animation. Strong Bad comes up to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sup, my man? What you workin' on today?

''{The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of poor quality, similar to [[mile]]. Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are out at the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can do it! I will do it nine times.

''{Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the last--

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut it up! Shut it up, you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shut it up, me.

''{The Cheat runs on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here, the Cheat, have a trophy! ''{tosses him a trophy, the Cheat squeaks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here, the Cheat, have another trophy! ''{a trophy falls out of his mouth and the Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks him in the face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was saving that one for about two seconds ago.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Perfect! Timing!

''{Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Here, the Chort, have a trophy!

'''ALL THREE:''' Three trophies for the Cheat!

''{Eh! Steve shows up}''

'''EH! STEVE:''' Eh! Steve!

''{the cartoon pans out to a crappy cartoon of Strong Bad and the Cheat watching the toon}''

'''(STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!

''{The Cheat squeaks, zoom out again to the ACTUAL Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I didn't do that! Did I? ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on Eh! Steve on The Cheat's screen to see him again.
*Also at the end you can click on The Cheat's CD-ROM drive to get some Sweet Cuppin' Cakes [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sccicons.html buddy icons].

== Fun Facts ==
*The demo that is played by Keyboard Strong Bad is the actual demo from a Casio VL-Tone keyboard.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail72.html watch "crazy cartoon"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail72.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

2 emails

2004-09-16T07:13:06Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://img76.photobucket.com/albums/v231/djadious/blendah.jpg

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #71'''

Jimmy from MN asks [[Strong Bad]] to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber ask [[Strong Bad]] what he would do with a time machine.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Strong Bad]] (easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad,
I think that you should do more e-mails every week. Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun. ''{stops reading}'' Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum! ''{continues reading}''

Jimmy, MN ''{Strong Bad says "Minini"}''

''{typing}'' Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week. ''{stops typing, long pause}'' Number two.

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad,
If you could time travel, what period in time would you travel to?

Dave Nienaber
Antioch, IL

''{typing}'' Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards." ''{a logo flashes on screen saying "Ladies' Choice Awards" and a little ditty of music plays}'' About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly. But, since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.

''{After a few seconds, everything starts going in fast-forward. We only get brief glimpses of all the stuff that happens as Strong Bad forwards ahead, and we stop the fast-forward on a screen that's typed: "Now, On to the ladies!!!" Cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Strong Sad awaitng the females, with balloons and banners and nametags. However, there are no ladies to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?

'''BUBS:''' You said there'd be the ladies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...and into, like...a bottomless pit. Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot--

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good! So their bus is okay.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!

'''COACH Z:''' Hey guys, check it out! ''{puts a nametag on}'' I'm hot girl number 37!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.

'''COACH Z:''' No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Auuuuuuuuuuugh! ''{starts walking off}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{humming}'' Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT ACTION!

''{The same ditty that played before plays again, except the caption this time is "No Ladies Showed Up!" Meanwhile, back at Compy...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone ''back'' in time to where I ''know'' I'm awesome. But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out. Umm... Backwards.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*In the beginning when Strong Bad mentions "gum" you can click on the words, "double the fun" to see Strong Bad's new gum!
*Before the "Fast Forward" you can click on "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards" to bring up the goofy event logo.
*At the end you can click on the word "Backwards" to see a goofy "backwards "Backwards" logo.
*Also at the end you can click on the word "back" (The "back" in the email! not the "back" to go back to the menu!) to see an easter egg featuring The Strong Bad.

== Fun Facts ==
*'''Stuff that happens during the fast forward:'''
**Strong Bad writes a basic program, he can code!
***10 print"STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
***20 goto 10
***30 end
**He is also seen with the drink from [[interview]], a Thai iced tea.
**Strong Bad plays with his Peanut he formed in [[action figure]].
**Strong Bad's computer asks him if he want's to fight, so he punches it.
**In the middle of the Fast Forward Strong Bad gets a letter from Danny asking what he thinks about Delaware.. 3 emails then!? (FYI: It gets DELETED!)
**Strong Bad sticks a post-it note on his 'puter that says Van Buren on it.
**Strong Bad starts looking at the camera
**Strong Bad stands up in front of the computer
**Homestar Runner sits down and writes: "Hey Strong Bad, I built a time machine by putting a Gameboy in a blender. I used your blender and also your Gameboy. I will go into the future and buy you new ones."
**Strong Bad types "Only a few minutes left. I think I can hear some of the ladies giggling and saying how they like me and stuff. Or maybe that's just The Cheat."
**Strong Bad plays a game called "[[Pigs on Head]]", later made into a game by [[Videlectrix]] (He gets a Score of 1,200 on level 8)
**Strong Bad puts on a Sombrero
**Strong Bad types "Now, on to the ladies!!!"

*'''The Nametags say:''' Most start with "Hello, my name is hot girl #" Except for some..
**48
**v2.14
**4077 (hot lips instead of hot girl, a reference to the tv show M*A*S*H. Hot lips was a character and the hospital was number 4077)
**00
**18
**7 (no space between "hot" and "girl")
**Sue
**40
**2
**8 (no space)
**13
**X6 (reference to the email [[japanese cartoon]])
**37
**26c
**26

*The last line in Strong Bad's code is pointless because the second line will make the program display 'Strong Bad is cool' an infinite number of times. The program will never reach the end command, so it doesn't need to be there.

*The 'Welcome' sign is misspelled. (See [[Inside Jokes]])

*The post-it note with 'Van Buren' on it is most likely a crude drawing of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Van_Buren Martin Van Buren]], the 8th president of the United States.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail71.html watch "2 emails"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail71.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

big white face

2004-09-16T07:12:53Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail70.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #70'''

Somebody asks Strong Bad why he is so mean to the guy with the big white face and grey body.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Poopsmith]]

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad,

Why are you so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body?

Jen C from Millbrae, CA

''{typing}'' Big, white face and gray body?!? Who is she talking about? Hang on a second. ''{types run "M4RZ1P4N"}'' Is she talking about Marzipan? ''{Marzipan's picture shows up on his computer}'' No, her head is...more like a baseball bat. ''{types run "bu-hubs"}'' Mayeb Bubs? No. Bubs is definitely of the blue-headed persuasion. ''{types run "undabite"}'' Homestar's got the white head, but...his body's just kinda that red skirt. ''{types run "no-neck"}'' Strong Mad doesn't really have a head ''or'' a body. ''{types run "dacheese"}'' The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me. ''{types run "mr.smith"}'' Um, the Poopsmith? Oh, the Poopsmith! Why would she think he has a gray body? Maybe her monitor isn't calibrated right. Or maybe she's like...one one of those old black and white monitors. ''{types run "b/w", it converts his monitor to an old Macintosh layout}'' That's it! ''{tabs out of the Macintosh layout, starts typing}'' Yeah, maybe I am a little hard on that guy. I should do something nice for him.

''{Strong Bad gets up, Strong Sad walks past}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Just on my way to do some stuff--oh! What's this say? ''{reads the email, mumbling}'' Finally! My come-uppance has arrived! I should go wait somewhere inconspicuous and act none the wiser. ''{The cartoon changes so it looks like we're on the Macintosh setup with the caption "A little while later..." We see Strong Sad standing out in the field.}'' Oh, nothing, nothing... ''{Strong Bad starts walking past him with a cake behind his back}'' Oh, hey, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, wiggity-wiener.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you have something you wanted to tell me?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm...you're the wiggity-wiener?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, not that. What are you holding behind your back?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm...a single deuce? Doosh? ''{flips him the single deuce}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, your other back!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh...cake for the Poopsmith? Doosh? ''{throws the cake in Strong Sad's face}'' Aww, look what you made me do! Now I gotta make the Cheat make me another cake. ''{walks off}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I wish I could say that this is the first time this has happened to me. ''Today.''

''{Back to the Mac screen, "Another while later..." we cut to the Poopsmith and his pile of whats-it. Strong Bad walks up to him with another cake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey doodoo man! I just wanted to apologize for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad. I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it. ''{The Poopsmith shrugs}'' I hope there's no hard feelings. ''{The Poopsmith takes the cake}'' Anyways, it really stinks over here, so, uhh...I'm--I'm gonna go. Enjoy the cake.

''{Strong Bad walks off, [[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the image of The Cheat to check out his physiology.
*At the end you can click on a bit of poo on The Poopsmith's shovel to download those mac desktops as wallpaper.
*Also at the end, you can click on the cake to see what the cake looks like - you can keep clicking on it to add toppings to it. You can add (in this order): fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, Golden Grahams cereal, ice cubes, lemon slices, and finally, a [[Swiss Cake Roll]] and the "50" candle from [[50 emails]].

== Fun Facts ==
*The email's page title says "Compy 086" instead of "[[Compy 386]]", and there's an icon on the black and white mac desktop that says "Compy 086".
*The first cake said, "Hey Poopsmith! Here's a cake!" All you have to do is view it in fullscreen and zoom in on it. It's hard to read, but legible.
*The Apple desktop has [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,31/gameId,1268/ Karateka] on it, a very famous game from 1984 by Jordan Mechner.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail70.html watch "big white face"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail70.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

personal favorites

2004-09-16T07:12:41Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon2/stonebridge.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #69'''

HockeymanJ05 writes in to ask which one of the emails is Strong Bad's favorite, and Strong Bad takes a trip down memory lane. The astute viewer will note that not a single one of the emails that Strong Bad mentions have ever been seen before, except for the first two. (According to the FAQ, they never existed.)

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Cheat]], [[Pom Pom]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:'''
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{This echoes and a wicked guitar solo plays while Strong Bad rocks out.}'' Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?

''{reading email}'' 
Hey Strong Bad,

You have done so many of these e-mails which one would you say is the best, or your personal favorite.

Thanks, 
HockeymanJ05 
''{Strong Bad pronounces the name "Hockeyjackman.. whatever".}''

''{typing}''
Well, Hockeyfriend, my emails are like my childrens. I love them all! But if I had to play favorites... Let's see...

''{not typing}''
There's that one where they asked what I'd do if I was invisable ''{pronounces it like that}'', and I got to punch Homestar in the gut.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in a field. A stack of [[Swiss Cake Roll]] boxes float toward him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey guys.

''{Homestar Runner is punched in the gut by an unseen force.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Owwwwww, those things are bad for you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, and that one where my computer exploded.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at [[Tandy 400]]. It explodes and he is sent flying across the room and through the wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then there's that on where Bubs built the Strong Bad Robot out of a box of Grape Nuts and a speak-and-spell.

''{Cut to Bubs and Strong Bad standing in a field with the [[Grape Nuts Robot]].}''

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell come back Ali, Come back Ali's sister.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, that sounds just like me! ''{Strong Bad does a number of double-takes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And that time where that girl wrote in and I drank a glass of soy sauce and thought I could fly Bubs' Concession Stand.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. He wears aviation goggles and holds a makeshift steering wheel. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man, we're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!

''{Strong Bad falls over backward behind the sign and the "D" falls off, onto Bubs' counter. Bubs immediately puts up a sign that says "'D' for SALE".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and who could forget TAPE LEG TWO!

''{Cut to Strong Bad stitting at [[Tandy 400]]. There's an e-mail on the screen which says:''

''Dear strong bad again,''
''my brothers continue to tell me that your legs are made of tape, are you sure it's not true?''
''-Nicolas''

''a> They still say my legs are made of tape?! WHAT?? I say again, do I look like some kinda tape-leg? I swear on Strong Sad's grave, man, I was never, nor will I ever be, a tape-leg.''

''{He sticks his foot in the air and it's covered with tape.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh and how 'bout that one where I left such a good prank call on Marzipan's answering machine that it exploded?

''{Cut to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''': ''{from answering machine}'' PRANK CALL!!

''{Marzipan's Answering Machine squeals and explodes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''': And then there's that really old one that asked what my favorite phrase was..

''{Cut to really badly-drawn Strong Bad at really badly-drawn [[Tandy 400]]. An e-mail on the screen reads "Favorite phrase? -trixie".}''

'''BADLY-DRAWN STRONG BAD:''' ''{in really crappy voice}'' I like-a-to-say, holy crap!

''{Really badly-drawn Homestar Runner (without cap) appears.}''

'''BADLY-DRAWN HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in really crappy voice}'' Oh no, it's a Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the one where PomPom and Coach Z got in that knife fight on the stone bridge..

''{Cut to stone bridge over a river. Coach Z and !PomPom are facing eachother with knife. Coach Z keeps dodging back and forth and !PomPom deftly twirls his knife.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{to PomPom}'' I'm a blade-man, man!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then the one where the Cheat drank a glass of soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs' Concession Stand..

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession stand. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about and the cheat is gnawing away at the back corner.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Pan to Strong Bad, atop Bubs' Concession Stand again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold on tight, The Cheat, we're blastin' off TO THE MOOOOOOOON!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's it, Soccerdude. That's pretty much the cream of the crop. There might be a few other good ones but if you ask me it doesn't get any better than the Grape Nuts robot.

''{not typing}'' Okay, so.. OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!!

''{His last line echoes, and he begins imitating a guitar, but the rockin' music doesn't come back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, which button was it??

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on the word "other" to see two bonus e-mails:
*#Strong bad says "How about that time when [[Gavin]] wouldn't leave me alone?". A cockroach crawls across [[Tandy 400]]'s screen which Strong Bad swats at, saying "Get outta here, man, I'm checkin' my email!". The e-mail on the screen says: "Dear Strong Bad, Are you a real wrestle-man? I'm hope that u r. -Pred"
*#Strong Bad says, "There was that time where the G and U keys were the only ones that weren't broken..". The e-mail on the screen reads: "Sup Strong Bad, Do that thing you do that one time. I wasn't watching and I missed it. Forever young, Zebbadee." Strong Bad replies: "guUU gu guu uuUUUuu gugug ug ug UG gu gu Gu gu".

*You can also click on the words "Grape Nuts robot". Each time you click, you get a different [[Grape Nuts Robot]] quote:
**"Now spell: Carp for brains."
**"Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts."
**"Now spell: Douuuuuuuuble Deuce."
*Also at the end you can hit the 'q' key to hear Strong Bad's email intro tune again.

== Fun Facts ==
*Only the first 2 emails ([[invisibility]] and [[gimmicks]]) are real. "Tape-leg 2" isn't real, but there is one called [[tape-leg]].

*When the Grape Nuts Robot says "Now Spell: Come back Ali, come back Ali's sister," it is a reference to the email [[sisters]].

*Strong Bad pronounces the word "invisible" like "invisable", a reference to [[invisibility]] where the word was spelled wrong in the email.

*Also, when the [[Grape Nuts Robot]] says "Now Spell: Douuuble Deuce," it is referring back to the email [[the bird]]. Or, Stinko Man K's anime attack.

* Marzipan's answering machine tape says "lilith fair '99". Lilith Fair is a music festival celebrating feminist musicians, and women in general. The reason Marzipan has this is she is a feminist musician.

* The side of the box of Grape Nuts says: "This is a very healthy choice for your breakfast needs. Try it once or more, for best results. Ingredients: cereal, milk, more cereal, 2% milk, more cereal, more milk, grape nuts, nuggets, nuggets, nuggets, assorted premium ingredients." <pre>iron 0g
calcium 0g
fiber 0g
oats 0g
wheats 0g
Vit. C 0g
zinc 0g</pre>

*Also, the side of the box of Grape Nuts spells cereal "ceral" once.

*The soy sauce bottles have writing on them in yellow letters, with "KIKKO" being visible. This is most definitely a bottle of Kikkoman Soy Sauce. The distinctive shape of the bottle gives it away. Besides, Kikkoman is found in most Chinese restaurants in the U.S., so it makes sense that [[TBC]] would give the soy sauce a familiar name.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail69.html watch "personal favorites"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail69.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]]

caper

2004-09-16T07:12:28Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail68.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #68'''

[[Strong Bad]] tries to pull a caper with [[The Cheat]], but The Cheat screws it up. However, Strong Bad can't stay mad at him for long, and after some singing, the two are best friends again. Awww.... how cute.

'''Cast (in order of appearance): [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot exe. Enter.

Dear Strong Bad, 
Why don't you and the Cheat pull a caper of some sort. It seems like there has been little cooperation between the two of you as of late. 
James 
Detroit Mi ''{pronounces it like "me"}''

''{typing:}'' Well, you're right. It's no secret that The Cheat and I haven't been getting along very well.... since he screwed up our last caper.

''{cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in Homestar's house, stealing his newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care about the crossword, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!

''{The Cheat says something}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know, go look over there.

''{The Cheat says something and goes over to a table with a lamp on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, look out! Oh, great, man.

''{The Cheat knocks over the lamp, breaking it. A light turns on and Homestar comes out. He is wearing pajamas, holding a mug of coffee, and hasn't shaved yet. Strong Bad and The Cheat try not to look guilty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{tired}'' Oh, hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We've been ID'd! Every man for himself! ''{he and The Cheat run away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.

''{cuts back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, man. ''{music begins}'' Where did we go wrong? It seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' That was yesterday.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This one's for you. ''{singing}'' 
I got mad at The Cheat, uh! 
For screwing up the jumble caper, uh! 
I hope I don't see his name in the paper, in the obituaries 
Cause that would mean he's dead. 
''{pulls back to show Strong Mad and Strong Sad standing next to the computer clapping}'' 
The Cheat is not dead, 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead. 
The Cheat is not dead,

'''STRONG MAD:''' DEAD!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.
The Cheat is not dead,

'''STRONG SAD:''' Dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm so glad The Cheat is not- Just the claps! Just the claps.... Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh sure, I've got tons of rhythm.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep it rolling for me guys, keep it rolling. ''{goes out to the field}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I... I just wanted to say that... oh, I can't stay mad at you!

''{The Cheat says something}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How about a little kick for old time's sake?

''{The Cheat gives an angry look}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'm just kidding, man. ''{makes kicking motions}'' Oh, what, watch me now! Had you there.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About five seconds later, Homestar walks out. He is still in his pajamas.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''Aww, you guys are so cute. ''{pause}'' I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the deal? I didn't know you needed to shave.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I don't. It's cinnamon.

== Easter Eggs ==
*After you see the Jumble Caper happen, you can click on the word "caper" to see their original plan.
*At the end you can click on The Cheat's eyes to see what became of Strong Bad's rhythm section. "KEEP IT ROLLIN'!"
*If you wait for some time after the end Homestar will come out in his pajamas. Click on his slippers to see a jumble. You can also print the jumble!
*Check out the pictures on Homestar's wall - they show previous versions of him.
*Interesting - he's wearing one of the shirts you can buy in the store.
*Are Homestar's slippers cute little Cthulus?
*''(The answer to the Jumble is "UN TACO".)'' Phew! '''This is a difficult one''', eh?
*Also, when you click on The Cheat's eys at the end, and it shows Strong Mad and Strong Sad, the contrast buttons are missing on Strong Bad's computer.(Much like other emails with the same camera position)

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail68.html email]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail68.swf email in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

autobiography

2004-09-16T07:12:18Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail67.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #67'''

Dan from PA asks Strong Bad if he will write a autobiography on his life.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]] (easter egg), [[Coach Z]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat ''{a logo appears of The Cheat, captioned "The Cheat since 1983"}'' and the support of Viewers Like You. ''{"Viewers Like You" appears}''

''{reading}''
Hey Strong Bad! 
Have you ever considered writing a biography on your life? I think it would be a very cool idea since everyone likes you anyway. ''{stops reading}'' That's true! ''{continues}'' I mean, no one wants to read about a boring person, like Strong Sad, or anything like that.

Dan, PA ''{Strong Bad says "Dan from Pennsylvania"}''

Wait a minute... lemme check something... ''{runs spellchecka.exe, it says "0 spelling errors found!"}'' No way! No misspellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad...don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email! ''{while saying this, he types "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus = SOLID!!"}'' I'm gonna print this thing out and save it for posterity. Maybe a little prosperity. ''{He runs print_of_it.exe and the email prints out a la the paper. He tears it off and starts typing.}'' Well, Dan, you big, dumb moron. I've actually already begun work on my memoirs. It's a new books-on-tape series called "Words I Probably Said" by Strong Bad. ''{stops typing}'' Let's take a listen.

''{cut to a booOOMbox, Strong Bad plays the tape that's in there}''

''{recorded}'' --and Reg had the ball at the top of the key, and I was all like, "I'm open! I'm open! But somebody musta slipped him some drugs or something before the game because he didn't see me and he passed it to the Deke instead and the Deke SLAM-DUNKED IT! Oh, it was my greatest moment on the court! I was trying to high-five everyone in sight but there was a lot of commotion and excitement and...the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a-- ''{Strong Bad starts fast-forwarding)'' Oop! We'll skip on ahead here. ''{the tape continues}'' --and she was a very, ''very'' special lady. And she loved me ''so much'' and had skinny blonde hair and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me...too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on. I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you. ''{Strong Bad starts fast-forwarding}'' That was a true part! Let's skip ahead again. ''{the tape continues}'' --but the Cheat couldn't stop laughing and I didn't know what the big deal was until I saw the piece of paper...I just about lost it! ''{a piece of notebook paper is shown which is a poor attempt at a counterfeit $1,000 bill}'' Milk and cookie shot out of my nose! Oh! It was a great idea. And it just might work! ''{Strong Bad cuts in}'' And it ''did'' work! Alright, that's enough. You heard enough... of my secrets.

''{back to Compy, typing}''

So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great. People will listen to it when they go on roadtrips. Maybe play it on their walkman when they go jogging in the park. I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is. That thing could double as one of those weightloss tapes. ''{stops typing}'' Okay. Take it away, the paper! Breeeaaaooowwww... Come on. Beeeeooowwweeeowwweee. Where's the d--''{[[The Paper]] comes down}'' Oh. Musta been a paper jam.

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see Strong Bad's tapes come up you can click on them to show the tapes inside. You can then click again to see the back of the box, mostly showing what Ike had to say.
*When you hear Strong Bad talk about "Deke" you can click on the speaker to see a Deke trading card.
*When the sketch of the Strong Brothers' big idea comes up you can click on it to see further details.
*At the very end you can click on "weightloss tapes" to see how effective the tapes just might be!

== Fun Facts ==
*Oddly enough, two of the three tapes in the box and the one in the player are all labeled tape one. The other is labeled Tape 3.
*The tape he presumably took out of the boom box to exchange with his autobiographical tape was put into the case. It's labeled "SHAQ-FU."
*The Deke's card is the same design as [[Pom Pom]]'s in [[different town]].
*When Strong Bad tries to get The Paper to come down he goes "wheres the d-"he was probably gonna' say the D word.
*Strong Bad's intro to the email is similar to the introductions most programs on PBS have.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail67.html watch "autobiography"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail67.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

the show

2004-09-16T07:12:07Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail66.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #66'''

Tori from Virginia and Texas wants to know why Homestar isn't funny anymore. Strong Sad has chicken pox.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Marshie]], [[The Cheat]] (easter egg), [[Strong Sad]] (easter egg)'''

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girl!

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad,

My friends and I are at a volleyball tounament and we were wondering how come homestar never does anything funny anymore?

your friend, 
Tori From VA, TX ''{Strong Bad says "Virginia, and Texas. Respectively."}''

''{typing}'' Anymore Tori? I wasn't aware that guy did anything funny. Ever. But if you want to see Homestar so bad, why don't we check out what he's doing right now. We'll see how it measures up to say, me kicking the cheat into Strong Sad with the chicken pox.

''{the screen cuts into static, and then it goes to Homestar hosting his very own "The Show". With him are !PomPom and The Poopsmith.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But it turned out I didn't die. ''{audience laughter}'' So, once again, I'd like to welcome the Poopsmith and !PomPom onto the show. Gentlemen: hands on buzzers. ''{!PomPom and the Poopsmith glance at each other; there are no buzzers}'' The Poopsmith for 500 points: Would you care to share with us some of your polictical views? ''{The Poopsmith brings out a sign that says "Hey, um, I'm gonna go now." He walks off.}'' And !PomPom, for the block. Do you agree? ''{!PomPom bubbles and bounces off. Audience applause.}'' Alright, that's 162 points for each of you. We'll be right back with round two after these important words from these important messages.

''{a little ditty is played and a title screen is shown saying "We'll be right back." Marshie shows up for a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow Commercial.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hey guys! You'd best eaten a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! You won't think twice with a couple of them stuffed in each cheek! They make my morning shiver with flavor, ''shiver with flavor''! I'll say it twice! This is gettin' great! Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! "The first one to eat a million, wins."

''{Back to the show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Alright. Welcome back to the shaow. And now, I choose to recite a list. ''{pulls out some cue cards}'' Ahem. "Tetherball." "Olympic race." "Sparkling." "Tim Duncan." "Wisconsin." "A book of matches." "Next week." "A lot of money." "Witch's brew"---

''{static cuts back to Strong Bad at his computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. ''{typing}'' Problematic. You know it's been awhile since I've kicked the Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash. And what's with that flying mushroom he's always advertising for. I can't understand a word that guy says. ''{stops typing}'' Anyways, Tori, lemme know how the volleyball tounament turns out. Touns out. Learn to spell.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see Homestar with his cue cards, you can click on them to see what they actually say.
**They say:
***Pom Pom-Round yellow one
***Poopsmith-Smelly one
***Homestar-You
*At the very end you can click on the words "kicked the cheat" to see The Cheat and Strong Sad waiting for Strong Bad.

== Fun Facts ==
*[[Main Page 19]] was made after this e-mail.
*When Strong Bad says "What's with that talking mushroom he's got on his show?", he's referring to Mellow Mushroom, another website [[The Brothers Chaps]] created, which features a variety of talking mushroom people, most of whom are hard to understand.
*Near the end, when Homestar is reciting a list of words, he says "Witch's Brew." This is a reference to the "Pumpkin Carve-nival" holiday toon.
*When Homestar says "Pom Pom for the block," it's a reference to the game show "Hollywood Squares".
*Homestar's microphone looks just like Bob Barker's from "The Price is Right"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail66.html watch "the show"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail66.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

unused emails

2004-09-16T07:11:56Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail65.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #65'''

Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!

''{reading}'' 
Hey Strong Bad, ''{stops reading}'' Hey! ''{resumes}'' 
I was wondering what you do with the emails that don't get showed on the weekly email.

Dan Chase, 
Aurora, Illinois ''{pronounces it like Illi-Noir}''.

Ahh... ''{typing}'' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up!

''{cut to the Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}''

Sometimes I give them to the Cheat for filing. And archiving.

''{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen. The Cheat makes cheat noises.}''

No man, that's a short.

''{The Cheat shrugs, and puts it in the short pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD, Bubs has a bag of cash.}''

Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the e-mail addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.

''{Strong Bad drops the CD}'' Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!

'''BUBS:''' ''{throwing the bag of money on the ground}'' Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!

''{cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding. ''{he walks on screen}'' So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper} THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, that's great, man. Incredible likeness.

''{back to the computer, typing}'' But mostly the emails I don't use just get... ''{stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly}'' A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... ''{starts running back towards the desk}'' DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! ''{jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half. After a pause, the screen flashes DELETED!!}'' Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see The Cheat with the 3 stacks of emails, you can click on the top of each pile for a sample of some emails. (click the close button to close the email.)
*You can click on the top of Strong Mad's pile of emails for another look at these wonderful emails Strong Bad gets.
*At the very end you can click on the words on Strong Bad's screen to bring up Bubs' Weekly Spamvertisement.
*You can click on the picture of the product in the Weekly Spamvertisement to see more products from Bubs.

== Fun Facts ==
*Here are the unused emails which appear in this toon:
**Medium stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
This is my best one. Do you like it! I hope that you
do.</pre>
<pre>HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A
ROBOT NOT ME. GO AND KILL ANY ONE YOU HATE.

YOUR NOT BIGGEST FAN
EVAN</pre>
**Tall stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
why don 't you do that thing?</pre>
<pre>hey i like ur e-mail and games i am stephanie and i am
10/f/nj and i play baseball cheerleader

from stephanie

poobears</pre>
**Short stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I tried to email you twice yesterday. You didn't email
back. 'Sup wit dat? I'm out like that.</pre>
<pre>Do you have a monkey if you do you are a crap. If you
don't are still crap so leave me alone crap head. Stop
making me right this stupid crappy letter to you. So
buy craphead uh I mean crapface wait no crapnose
rrrrrghhh whatever you are stupid and have an ugly
butt and your stupid and a piece of crap. Oh yeah your
also stupid.

sincerely, me Andrew Shapiro

PS: Your still crap and always will be crap. And
please kill hamesturrunner please PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE.
Bye bye.</pre>
**Strong Mad's stack:
<pre>Dear, Strong Bad
Do you enloy reasing?</pre>

*The CD he gives Bubs says "The Goods" and Bubs's bag of money says "The Payoff"

*The "Digga-Digga-Digga... DELETED!" line is used again in [[car]]

*The quarters that Bubs gives Strong Bad in exchange for the email addresses total $1,250 ($0.25 x 5,000), and would weigh 62.37lbs.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail65.html watch "unused emails"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail65.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]

english paper

2004-09-16T07:11:44Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail64.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #64'''

"The Yellow Dart" asks Strong Bad to write his englilsh paper for him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad, ''{stops reading}'' Ahh. Never get tired of how that sounds. ''{continues}''
Right now I am putting off writing a paper for my English class. Can you write my Englilsh paper for me? I don't even care if it's good or not, I just don't want to do it.

Kyle Smith,
Manhattan, Kansas

Umm... ''{typing}'' I don't really think you need to worry about it being any good if YOU write it, Kyle. But I'll take a crack at it.

''{Cut to a blank sheet of paper. As Strong Bad details more about the paper, it appears onscreen.}''

So let's start out with the title page. "A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper" by Kyle Smith. You know, it couldn't hurt to soup up your name a little bit, Kyle. Y'know, like throw a cool nickname in there, like Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith. Oh yeah! That right there will get you five to ten extra credit points easy. Then you move into the introduction. ''{Strong Bad starts typing the essay}'' Chances are, this is all your teacher's gonna read before they give you a grade, so...that's why the cool nickname is so important. "The Yellow Dart." I'm awesome. Then you got the body, which is-a my personal favorite...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad! I'm inside your house.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{while typing the essay}'' Oh. That sucks. What can I do for ya?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Can I have the rest of this breakfast burrito?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess. What do you want it for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... I'm gonna try and sell it at some type of online auction.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, do whatcha gotta do. Look, I'm busy writing a paper for my man "The Yellow Dart" over here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay bye! ''{runs off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, you won't get more than 3.50 for it! Believe me, I've tried. Okay, so I think we're just about done. We just need to apply a little double-space action...or, uh...maybe a little triple-space action...then I'd beef it up with some random diagrams...that can't hurt. ''{the diagram is a comparison of eating one battery to eating five batteries}'' I think it's pretty good as-is, but, uh...couldn't hurt to throw a little cash in there to uh...seal the deal. ''{typing}'' Alright The Yellow Dart, you owe me, man. Can't nobody say Strong Bad never did nothing for the peoples. Now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.

''{Strong Bad gets up, [[The Paper]] comes down, and the essay appears onscreen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end of it, flip to the page after the title page and click on the words "the cheat's allowance" to see the online auction for the breakfast burrito!

*Keep flipping through the paper and after it flips back to the front you'll be able to download the paper in Word format.

== Fun Facts ==
*Originally, the cash was photocopied cash. However, someone didn't think this was a very good idea, and the Chaps scrapped it.
*Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith reported via another forum that he actually did submit Strong Bad's englilsh paper along with his own real one.

== The Paper ==
Since maybe like the middle ages, there have been many differing opinions on hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.

In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think I have done a great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat's allowance.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html watch "english paper"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

fingers

2004-09-16T07:11:32Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail63.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #63'''

Lee Conrad from Edmonton, Alberta asks Strong Bad why he doesn't get fake fingers, so people stop asking him how he types with boxing gloves on.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Trasncript ==
'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Previously on Strong Bad Email!

''{An email asking about how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on pops up. It reads:}''
<pre>dear strong bad,
how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
aaron pratt
marion, in</pre>

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' A familiar message!

''{A second email comes up. It reads:}''
<pre>Yo Strong Bad. What's crackin? I was
wondering how you type with your
boxing gloves on?
Heather</pre>

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Two of the same!

''{Another email comes up. It reads:}''
<pre>HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING
GLOVES ON? THAT IS AMAZING!
FRANKDOG</pre>

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And another one!

''{Yet another email comes up. It reads:}''
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
How can you type so fast when your
wearing boxing gloves?
Typing Faster Than You...
Brandon Hicks, Enumclaw WA</pre>

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Frustration of frustrations! It's all they ever ask! ''{the next two announcements are accompanied by text banners coming up on the screen}'' WILL THEY NEVER CEASE?!?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad, 
Why don't you add some fingers onto your boxing gloves so that people stop asking how you can type with boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have to be permanent. They'd be like the phony antennae you buy at the joke store or costume place. ''{stops reading}'' Palace, Lee. I think you mean costume palace. ''{continues}''

Yours, 
Lee Conrad 
Edmonton, Alberta

''{typing}'' Fake fingers, eh, Lee? Well, I do hate those emails. Hmmmmmm...

''{We do a fade-out like we're going into his imagination. We see him at Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

Hey Bubs! Gimme a little something-something.

'''BUBS:''' How many you need?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take three. ''{He holds up a hand which has a candle, a leg from his Strong Bad Action Figure, and a shrimp for fake fingers. Transition to the couch room where he's rocking out to music with Strong Mad and they're doing the rock fists, with the index and pinky fingers extended. Strong Bad has all sorts of crazy stuff for fingers. Then we go to him in the locker room with Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Looks like you got some type of a prawn on there...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah...

'''COACH Z:''' Maybe a little leg...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yup.

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! And a candle! That's a good one.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I think that's my best one. You know. Keeps-a me warm at night!

''{cut to Homestar standing on a soapbox with fake arms attached}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And frankly, I'm worried.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shut up, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You look ridiculous!

''{cut back to Compy, where Strong Bad is typing and making a whole bunch of errors}''

Well, Lee, it's a good idea in theory but uh, in reality, I don't think it would work out very well. But it would be pretty cool to be able to do the evil fingers. ''{What's actually typed: qwelo jwee, ufs gopod isda treery vuit yuiyyj, un tweanouty U du'p yhij utz quijf reardy owd vera nis. bu6 rt woild b pletyt gool yo be swabl tp do teh ebil flindas. Stops typing.}'' Anyways. I don't wanna be around when this shrimp goes bad. Whooh! ''{[[The paper]] comes down. Strong Bad starts playing with the shrimp.}'' I'm a shrimp! Doingita-doingita-doing! Don't eat me, somebody, oh no, I'm a shrimp...

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see Strong Bad talking to Coach Z, click on one of the lockers to Coach Z's right (your left), on the handle specifically. What is going on with Strong Sad?
*When you see Homestar with his goofy arms, click on the side of the box. Strong Sad is in trouble.
*Stick around at the end for the funny things Strong Bad says about the shrimp.

== Fun Facts ==
*When you see Strong Bad jamming with Strong Mad be sure to notice Strong Sad over on the right, dead?
*If you watch carefully Homestar's "Go Sports" hand turns into a baseball mitt while the scene transitions to Strong Bad back at the keys.
*One of the songs from the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]], "Moving Very Slowly", now plays when Strong Bad and Strong Mad are jamming in front of the TV.
*If you listen carefully during the email when Strong Bad says "Palace, Lee, palace." He says Lee's name before he reads it on screen.
*The phrase "costume palace" is referred to in the King Of Town's character video, when the King says that he didn't "just buy a crown from the Costume Palace."
*At the end, you can still click on the contrast buttons. Pressing Tab helps.
*Strong Sad dead? To see why listen carefully when Strong Bad is on the phone in Email 50.
*Much of this episode appears to be a day dream of Strong Bad.
*This is the first time you see the side of the [[Compy 386]].
*One of Strong Bad's false fingers appears to be a leg taken off one of the Homestar Runner action figures from an easter egg in the SB email "action figure."
*The announcer at the beginning is likely a reference back to the old 1960s Batman TV series in tone and choice of wording.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail63.html watch "fingers"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail63.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

interview

2004-09-16T07:09:31Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail62.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #62'''

Kerrek asks [[Strong Bad]] about [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.

''{reading}''

What's up with Homsar? I know he's weird and all, but don't you think we deserve to know a bit more about him? I think you should do an interview so we can finally find out what his deal is.

Kerrek 
PA

''{not typing}'' Whoa, that's a pretty cool name! ''{typing in a Gothic blackletter font}'' And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination. ''{typing in normal font}'' My good Kerrek, you might enjoy such an encounter, but I know I can't talk to that guy for more than about 3 seconds before I start thinking that gnawing my own leg off might be a more better way to spend my time...more..more better. Let me show you how it would go down with post-its attached to the top of pens. ''{Strong Bad ducks his head and brings up two pens with Post-It notes attached to them, one with a crude drawing of Strong Bad, the other of Homsar}''

'''STRONG BAD FIGURE:''' Alright then. For the record, please. Tell us who you are.

'''HOMSAR FIGURE:''' DaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties!

'''STRONG BAD FIGURE:''' That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense?

'''HOMSAR FIGURE:''' AaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice!

'''STRONG BAD FIGURE:''' Homsar, tell us about your childhood.

'''HOMSAR FIGURE:''' DaAa! I was raised by a cup of coffee.

'''STRONG BAD FIGURE:''' Interesting. So! How did you end up here?

'''HOMSAR FIGURE:''' Twas the pride of the peaches.

'''STRONG BAD FIGURE:''' Twas the pride of the peaches, huh? You got any last remarks?

'''HOMSAR FIGURE:''' DaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

'''STRONG BAD FIGURE:''' Okay, interview over. Commence beating!

''{Strong Bad has the Strong Bad Post-It beat the Homsar Post-It. The doorbell rings.}'' Whoa! That'll be the Cheat with my Thai iced tea! Come on in!

''{Cut to the entryway. It is not the Cheat, but Homsar himself.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...I can only assume you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. He's in the basement.

'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a song from the sixties.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{salting his leg}'' If you don't get down there quick, things could get real ugly around here.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. The Cheat shows up with Strong Bad's Thai iced tea but he doesn't take it.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Once Strong Bad starts typing and the name Kerrek comes up you can click on it and bring up a Strong Bad drawing of Trogdor smiting Kerrek.

*Click on Strong Bad's pen-postit puppets to see a few different versions - you can do this for the remainder of this one, when you see them.

*Once you see Homsar, you can click on the light switches for some cool light effects, like in Strong Bad Email #45.

*Wait a while before clicking on anything more once you see Strong Bad salting his leg. The Cheat will come and offer him a drink.

*After The Cheat goes away (or even before he shows up) you can click on the Homsar pen puppet to bring up a funny Homsar main page, which is accessible by clicking the "4" in "2004" on another main page.
**The original version of the Homsar main page had only the Toons and Games buttons. After it was added as an easter egg on the main pages, it was normalized to fit in (well, more or less) with the rest of the menus.

*This marks the second time Strong Bad talks about salting and eating his foot. In SBE [[island]], he says, while pondering what life on a deserted island with Homestar would be like, "And at some point my foot would look like a sandwich, and i would put salt on it and try to eat it, and it'd be like, 'Ahh, it's my foot!'"

== Fun Facts ==
*The Kerrek appears later in [[Peasant's Quest]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail62.html watch "interview"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail62.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

monster truck

2004-09-16T07:09:20Z

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== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail61.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #61'''

[[Strong Bad]] hosts a monster truck event this SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD''': (like Homestar on the main page) Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad,

Do you ever do TV commercials for Monster Truck Shows? I think you would be great for the voiceovers.

Your devoted fans,

Stan and Loretta

Aww...that's very sweet. ''{typing}'' Look Dan and Linda, Strong Bad doesn't sell out to anybody, man. No matter how monstrous their truck show may or may not be. Though I have done the occasional promo for the events we hold in Strong Badia. In fact, I think there's one coming up this... ''{stops typing, we move into a monster-truck show promo-style segment, the stuff that Strong Bad describes shows up onscreen}'' SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY! IT'S AWEXOME CROSS! 98! LIVE IN STRONGBADIA! THRILL! AS THE CHEAT! ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE! OVER THE KOT! EATING A CARDBOARD BOX! COVERED IN SYRUP!

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': This is some good cake!

'''STRONG BAD''': CHILL! AS STRONG MAD! SMASHES MARZIPAN'S GUITAR! OVER HOMESTAR'S HEAD!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Let's do this like Brutus.

'''STRONG BAD''': RECOIL IN HORROR! AS THE POOPSMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE BOMBS! AND THEN? YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE THERE! TO FIND OUT! ADULT ADMISSION IS STILL JUST FIVE DOLLARS! KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED! WITHOUT A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN! FOR MEEEEE! STICK AROUND! AFTER THE SHOW! FOR A FREE! PERFORMANCE! BY LIMOZEEN! ''{a LimoZeen song plays, then we're back to Strong Bad at Compy singing along}'' Heart of a lion, the wings of some stuff, because it's something! Oh-ho man, I love that song! ''{typing}'' I can't wait for this sunday sunday someday.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on the first "Sunday" to bring up a flyer advertisement for the show.

*Click on the second "Sunday" to play [[Awexome Cross]].

*Click on the "Someday" to see an autographed [[Limozeen]] picture.

== Fun Facts ==
*The e-mail is signed 'Stan and Loretta', possibly a Monty Python reference (on the part of the sender). In the movie 'Life of Brian', Eric Idle plays a man named Stan who claims to be a woman named Loretta.

*"Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail...." is a reference to all the [[Main Pages]].

*The chicken bucket that says "KnF'nC" may be a reference to Guns 'n Roses' "Use Your Illusion" CD, in which a page in the liner notes says, "GnF'nR".

*The jumpsuit The Cheat is wearing is a reference to the jumpsuits famous daredevil Evel Knievel wore during his famous motorcycle jumps.

*The bottles of maple syrup around the cardboard box are designed similarly to those of Mrs. Butterworth's, a famous syrup brand.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail61.html watch "monster truck"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail61.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]

huttah!

2004-09-16T07:09:08Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail60.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #60'''

Strong Bad has to fight off the hordes of The Cheat-lovers.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad,

How come you never let The Cheat answer any emails?

Lasko ''{Strong Bad says this low, long, and drawn-out}''
Milwaukee, WI ''{he says "Wisaconasin"}''

''{typing}'' Well, Lasko ''{said as before}'', The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. ''{stops typing}'' Alright, next email. ''{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next e-mail scrolls up, henceforth "vocal sfx".}''

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad!

i love The Cheat! can you ask him for me if he is taken? because i like him WAY better then--''{stops reading}'' Augh, seen enough of that one. ''{the rest of the email reads: you

-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York}''

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

Dear Strong Bad,

You and the Cheat are the only reason I go on this website. ''{stops reading}'' Oh, thank you! ''{reading, his mood souring}'' Actually just the Cheat, but you are ok too.

Love,
Mito ''{Strong Bad says "Dumpo"}''

Jeeze, all these Cheat emails. Moving on. ''{The screen flashes "MOVING ON!!" with the "deleted" noise and the blue screen. We zoom out to see The Cheat watching the email on his iMac. He gets progressively angrier as it progresses.}''

''{vocal sfx; reading}''
Dear Strong Bad,
I think The Cheat is hot. Could you hook us up?

Haelee,
Utah

That's funny, Haelee. I think the Cheat is deleted. BAAH! ''{DELETED!! reading}''

Hey Strong Bad

My girlfriend thinks The Cheat is cute.

Tyler,
California

''{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}''

Come on, people! He's not even that cute! He looks like a...a cheese! ''{The Cheat walks up to him}'' Or maybe an anvil. ''{The Cheat squeaks.}'' Uhhh...which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese...or an anvil. Hey The Cheat! Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here! ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' Oh. So you been...watching the email, huh? ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' No, I haven't been holding out on you! I made all those emails up! Uh...most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second I could show you! ''{pause, then Strong Bad tapes a piece of paper to Compy saying "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears}'' HUTTAH!

''{reading}''

DEAR the cheat
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!

I HATE YOU,
HOLMES, California

''{to The Cheat}'' See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid! And then there's this one:

''{reading}''

Dear the cheat

how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

derek

''{to The Cheat}'' I've been wondering about that, too! What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?

''{The Cheat squeaks and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}''

So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well! That coulda been...awkward. I deserve a reward. ''{he runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach}'' Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. ''{a bird flaps past}'' Oh, hello my wingéd friend!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe" you can click on the bird to download the "take-a-break.exe" for Windows or Mac.

== Fun Facts ==
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] contains a floppy disk labeled "star flight".

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail60.html watch "huttah!"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail60.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

marzipan

2004-09-16T07:08:55Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail59.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #59'''

Strong Bad tries to prove that Marzipan loves him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' There once was a man named email, and it is best for a while.

''{Reading email}'' Strong Bad,

So, if you're so good with the ladies, how come I never see you with any? The only female I've even seen to seen to ''{messes up}'' Ahem. The only female I've seen even near you is Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to like you very much.

Ok, bye. 
Emily C., Ohio ''{Strong Bad pronounces in "Weho"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What are you talkin' about, Emily? Marzipan can't keep her hands offa me! In fact, I had to change my screen name cause she was buggin' me so much.

I'd be like, tryin' to write an email like... 
''Dear The Cheat'' 
And then ''{Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: 'sup strong bad? i heart you so much."}'' it'd come up, and I'd be like close the window. ''{Closes Message}'' 
''Anyways, The Cheat, I was going'' ''{Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: i like all your muscles."}'' 
''To ask you'' ''{Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: do you go hooray 4 dolphins? i do."}'' 
''If I could borrow'' ''{Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: (Typed in Webdings font) i seriously hope you didn't somehow decode this. it would make me real sad "}'' 
''That big knife!'' ''{Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: are you trying to fade me?"}''

And if that's not "enuff pruf", just watch this...

''{Scene cuts to Marzipan out in the field next to a sign laying against a Cinder Block saying '''Free Concert For Birds'''}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, uh... ''{Combs back "hair" and puts his comb into the back of his pants}'' Is that another song about Homestar?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, it's about you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' About being in love with me?

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's disgusting. And I don't like your outfit.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I'm not telling you my new screen name.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I don't even know what a screen name is, so there you go. And if you'd please leave now, because I'm tinkering with my guitar.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, well? Say you like me!

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, leave me alone.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Say you like me?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then do you like ''{Whispers own name quickly}''?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No! You're just saying your name fast. Go away.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What about that guy who's brothers with Strong Mad and ''{Whispers quickly again}''?

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's still you! No!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then how about this one? Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh... I guess...

'''STRONG BAD:''' See! I told you you loved me! Ooh! I knew it all along! Just wait until my friend, Emily, from Ohkio hears this!!! Oooh! She loves me!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Whatever... Come on Carol, let's rock.

''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad's computer room.}''

''{3 messages pop up from Cheatachu72, and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

''{A message from Strong Sad comes up after a while}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you click on the last [[The Cheat]]'s message at the end (after [[Strong Sad]]'s which comes up a little after the paper), The Cheat made a video for Marzipan.

*After watching the Marzipan video, wait about 15 seconds and a message from Strong Sad will pop up.
**This happens even if you don't click to the Marzipan video.

*The message says: vinegar toast? did you really think I'd fall for that? [[Mike Chapman]] once tried to feed his brother [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] brownies with toothpaste in them, only to have the younger brother retaliate with vinegar toast. (From [http://www.ajc.com/living/content/living/0703/21homestar.html ajc.com interview]. Free [http://www.bugmenot.com/view.php?url=ajc.com login required].)

== Fun Facts ==
*The images for the Marzipan video are:
**Marzipan in a field,
**A road,
**Cup of coffee,
**Beefy arm,
**Hello My Name Is Tag,
**Teeth,
**Florida,
**A Shirt with a gold necklace,
**Alarm Clock.

*In the first easter egg Marzipan's guitar is called carl, which is a part of [[The Cheat]]'s lousy 'puter animation.

*When she IMs Strong Bad, she says "Are you trying to fade me?" which of course is the name of [[Coach Z]]'s new hit single

*"don't not dislike not" would mean she does like him

*Marzipan's "Free Concert for Birds" sign leans up against a cinder block, just like the stop sign in [[Strongbadia]].

*This email marks the first time [[Carol]] has been mentioned as Marzipan's guitar. Before then, the guitar was nameless, and had an M on it instead.

*When this email first came out, [[The Brothers Chaps]] registered the AIM name hooray4dolphins. It was always online with an away message, saying that Marzipan wasn't really using that screenname since she doesn't use computers.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail59.html watch "marzipan"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail59.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]

dragon

2004-09-16T07:08:41Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail58.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #58'''

kaiser wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]] (easter egg), [[Strong Sad]]'''

== Trasncript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope it is from a female! ''{opens email}'' Oh man! Not from a female.

''{reading email}'' 
Hey Strong Bad,

Can you draw a dragon? I want to see your skills of an artist. 
Well, g2g 
kaizer from California

''{typing}'' A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!!

''{Cuts to a scene of a piece of paper on a table. You can only see Strong Bad's right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' To begin, draw an S ''{draws an S on the paper.}'' for snake. Er, dragon. Er, whatever. Then, we'll draw a more different S. ''{draws another S connected to the other}'' For the head, put a top mark on a long V. ''{draws a triangle on top of the S}'' Then you add some legs... ''{draws two beefy legs}'' draw on a couple of arms... ''{draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.}'' ..wait a minute. I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural. ''{draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks', and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.}'' Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S. Close it up real good at the top for his head (makes an attached, open-mouth head), then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. ''{draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.}'' You know, you can add smoke or fire ''{draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}'', maybe some wings, if he's a.. wing-a-ling dragon. ''{Draws two wings on the dragon's back.}'' Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. ''{draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon}'' That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there. Now he needs a name. How about, TROGDOR the !BURNiNATOR. ''{writes it below the dragon}'' Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty. ''{draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}''

''{Cut to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there's my dragon, kaizer. Let's see how the other students are doing.

''{Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.}''

'''STRONG BAD: All right!''' What do you got for me, Coach Z?

'''COACH Z:''' Take a look there! ''{zoom in a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake}'' I think she's lookin' pretty good!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! Geez. ''{walking away}'' Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' That happened once!

''{Cut to Strong Mad. He is using a sharp-edge to carve the word 'DAGRON' into the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.

''{If you click on the 'R', we see Homsar next. He has in front of him a piece of lined paper that says 'Taster's choice' taped to the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out of my house!

'''HOMSAR:''' I doooooo what I'm told.

''{End of easter egg. Cut to Strong Sad, who has drawn a masterpiece.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap! I didn't know ''you'' were doing one.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. ''{zoom in on his picture}'' I applied some chiaroscuro shading, and some...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll improve on your methods!! ''{Takes out his BMW lighter and sets Strong Sad's picture aflame. It quickly disintegrates with hardly a trace.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What? That's not an improvement!

'''STRONG BAD:''' WA HA HA!! Trogdor strikes again!

''{Cut to black and white pencil-drawn scene of Trogdor. Rock music is playing in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screaming}'' TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!! ''{singing}'' Trogdor was a man! I mean, he was a dragon-man! Or, maybe, he was just a dragon! But he was still.... TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the people! In their thatched roof COTTAGES!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!

''{Cut to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Strong Mad's "R" to see Homsar's attempt at drawing a dragon.

== Fun Facts ==
*"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" is a reference to the email [[guitar]].
*Strong Bad uses the [[BMW Lighter]] to burn Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon.
*Strong Mad's dragon actually says 'dagron'

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html watch "dragon"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

japanese cartoon

2004-09-16T07:08:26Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/stinkoman.PNG

== Summary ==
'''[[Strong Bad Email]] #57'''

[[Strong Bad]] describes what he would look like as a japanese cartoon, and [[20X6]] is born.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Stinko Man]], [[Pan Pan]], [[20X6 Homestar]], [[Homestar Runner]] {Easter Egg}'''

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it! Ding-dong...

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
what would you look like as a
japanese cartoon and what would
it be about?

-james f.</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "f." "fffffffffff"}''

''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.

''{cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look different, the changes are applied}''

Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real-real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!

''{we see Stinko Man, the anime Strong Bad, flying around in all sorts of cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime-rendition of the field.}''

And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.

''{20X6 Homestar walks on}''

'''20X6 HOMESTAR:''' Hey Stinko Man! Everybody says you're the guy but, I wanna be the guy too!

'''STINKO MAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.

''{Pan Pan, the anime version of !PomPom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 20X6 Homestar}''

'''STINKO MAN:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!

''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene, and a bunch of Japanese names flash across the screen for credits while the 20X6 theme song plays. Then we're back to Compy with Strong Bad typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinko Man's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w-- ''{clears his throat}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{goes back to typing and uses his regular voice}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!

''{does the ink-transition again and flashes more credits; one of the credits is a link to email Strong Bad instead of [[The Paper]]}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end you can click on the words, "Japanese Cartoons" and see "Stinkoman K 20X6" in action.
*At the end of "Stinkoman K 20X6" you can click on "Japanese Cartoons" again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.
*While or after Homestar is watching the intro to Stinkoman, you can click on the "NES Endings" video tape to see various ending to NES games.
*Once the NES Endings window opens you can click on it to show more.

== Fun Facts ==
The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:
#Rad Racer (Rad Racer is also the source of the Stinko Man theme song)
#Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest (Normal Ending)
#Megaman 2
#Super Mario Bros. 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan)
#Arch Rivals: A Basket Brawl!
#Ghosts N' Goblins (Good Ending)
#Blaster Master
#The Legend of Zelda (First Quest)
#Metroid (1-3 Hours Finishing Time)
#Jackal
#Rygar

*In the third slide of the "credits", you can see a parody of Vegeta, all Strong Bad'd up.

*According to Strong Bad, the steps to making a cartoon character into a japanese cartoon character are:
*#Make the head a little bean
*#Have real-real big eyes
*#Get rid of the thumbs
*#Make it all shiny
*#The shoes would be a whole lot cooler, like robot boots
*#And for some reason, they'd have blue hair. You gotta have blue hair!
*#Then there's the mouth. Real-real small when closed, ridiculously huge when open
*#Then you just put them in space and have them fly around in cool poses

*This is one of two [[Strong Bad Email]]s in which the paper doesn't come down. The other is [[superhero name]].

*The name Stinko Man is a reference to [[island]]. Homestar suddenly calls Strong Bad "Stinkoman."

*20x6 is actually a reference to the first Metroid game, which is set in the year 20x5.

*The spaceship looks a lot like [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif this] spaceship from the videogame Galaxy 5000

*The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from The Legend of Zelda for NES.

*The theme music is lifted directly from [http://www.vgmuseum.com/images/nes/01/rad.html Rad Racer], an old NES game. ''Rad Racer'''s music was composed by Nobuo Uematsu, who, of course, would later go on to become famous for his ''Final Fantasy'' soundtracks.

*At the begining of the email, Strong Bad recites a Haiku, which is very fitting:
**So cool an email
**I thought you would enjoy it
**Ding dong Dear Strong Bad

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html watch "japanese cartoon"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:20X6]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

current status

2004-09-16T07:08:14Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail56.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #56'''

Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]] (as Coach B), [[Bubs]] (as Zubs)'''

== Transcript ==

''{Start of the e-mail, we're staring at the monitor. Strong Bad ain't there. Then we hear footsteps getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh! The e-mail!

''{he sits at the computer}''

Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail real quick-a-like.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?

Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire</pre>

Uhh, let's see... ''{typing}'' Strong Bad with the ladies - Current Status: They all still want me. ''{stops typing}'' Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A...logarithm...for de ladies.

''{we hear voices offscreen}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey Strong Bad!

'''BUBS''': Hey Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD''': Oop, gotta go!

''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk on... except their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}''

'''COACH B''': Well... he's not here.

'''ZUBS''': Well, you betta find him quick! This crap ain't funny!

'''COACH B''': I'd be hard-pressed to do ''anything'' quick in ''this'' train-wreck! What've ya, been eatin' concrete?

''{Coach B walks off.}''

'''ZUBS''': Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! Ronald McDonald... rumble-mumble....

''{Zubs walks off, [[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end, click on the disk on the table and it will say, "Current status of the Coach B/Zubs project: pretty hilarious."

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.html watch "current status"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.swf watch "current status" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Bubs Filmography]] [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

cheat talk

2004-09-16T07:08:04Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail55.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #55'''

Strong Bad tries to get The Cheat to speak English, without much luck.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

I think the Cheat is the coolest
thing ever, but why can't I
understand him? Please tell the
Cheat to talk normal.

Sincerely,

Cory, North Dakota</pre>

''{typing}''

Whoa. The entire town of Cory, North Dakota decided to e-mail me. That was nice of them.

''{Strong Bad's voice echoes and sounds like it's coming out of a megaphone}''

Citizens of Cory! Thank you for your email. Hang on, let me get The Cheat.

''{Strong Bad turns around in his chair and calls for The Cheat, his voice normal}''

Hey, the Che- Oh. The Cheat.

''{Strong Bad sees that The Cheat is standing beside him}''

Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.

'''THE CHEAT:''' [The Cheat talk]

'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas.

'''THE CHEAT:''' [some more The Cheat talk]

'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas!

'''THE CHEAT:''' [the same exclamation as the first time]

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning back to his computer}'' Well, I guess you can't expect much from a furry little man who hangs out with my brother all day. Speaking of...

''{Strong Bad turns around again, calling for Strong Mad}''

Hey, Strong Ma- Whoa!

''{He sees that Strong Mad is standing beside him.}''

Strong Mad. Say Douglas.

'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAHH!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas.

'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAAAAAHHH!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas!

'''STRONG MAD:''' Dah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning back to his computer again}'' So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. Eh- oh. Hang on a second.

''{Strong Bad turns away again}''

Hey! Strong Sad!

''{Strong Sad arrives}''

''{Strong Bad hits him in the stomach with the keyboard}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Douglas!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. The Cheat can't say anything normal, like Douglas.

''{Something that sounds like "Douglas" is heard off to the left and (Strong Bad turns around}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the- Who said Douglas?

''{"Douglas" is heard again, but then it cuts to a window}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait, it's just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against the window. It was nothing to worry about after all.

''{Strong Bad turns back to his computer again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, I guess you guys are just gonna have to learn how to speak The Cheat. I know a little myself... You know, like, [speaks some Cheat], and, um, [speaks more Cheat], you know... I don't know what any of that means, but, uh, it really seems to tick The Cheat off when I say it, so, I say it to him all the time. Anyways, give it up for me! ... Guys?

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end of this email you can click on "you guys" to bring up a goofy Cory ND postcard.
*Also at the end of this emailyou can also click on the words, "Learn How to Speak The Cheat" to get a sample from the LP.

== Fun Facts ==

*'''The Cheat Phrases and what they mean:'''
**"Menameh, meNAHmanama" is a phrase The Cheat used to offer to offer [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] a glass of melonade in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and apparently means "Hey, Homestar, would you like 147 glasses of melonade?"
**"Menamana, ''{Sudden drop in pitch}'' MAHna" is the phrase The Cheat use when Homestar (Strong Bad) asked what he thought of [[The King of Town]]'s pumpkin at the [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] and apparently means "The King of Town is SO lame."
**"ManaMAna?!" is what he says in [[superhero name]] before Strong Bad says the cape looks great. It means "What, don't you like this costume?"
**"Humana, (can't make out the rest)" is what he said to Strong Bad in [[sb_email 22]] and means "Check it out, this is going to be great. Just say 'Screw all y'all!'."
*Later on in this email, Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a keyboard and Strong Sad says, "Douglas." It's [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] saying "Douglas," not [[Matt Chapman|Matt]]. [http://www.theinkhole.com/homestar3.htm]
*Strong Mad finally says "DOUGLAS!" in an easter egg at the end of [[sibbie]].
*The LP was made by Thorax, also known as [[Thorax Corporation]].
*When Strong Bad types "Hang on a second." and calls "Hey, Strong Sad!", the screen says "Hnag on a second" after the change in camera view.
*When Strong Bad calls for Strong Mad, while he's talking to him, the screen says, Citizens of Cory!...yadayada. Like the way it was before he called Strong Mad in there. It's missing the part where he typed "Well, you can't expect much..."
*In the easter egg, you can see "Greetings from [[Monkey D]]".

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail55.html watch "cheat talk"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail55.swf watch "cheat talk" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

morning routine

2004-09-16T07:07:53Z

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== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail54.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #54'''

Strong Bad details his morning routine, but keeps getting interrupted by Strong Sad.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': Augh. ''{smacks mouth}'' My mouth tastes like...emails.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa</pre>

''{typing}'' Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day.

''{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on the couch, mumbling}''

Sunh...

''{Strong Sad walks up}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Hey Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD''': cruls...

'''STRONG SAD''': Wake up!

'''STRONG BAD''': brahn...

'''STRONG SAD''': I wanna watch that show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy.

'''STRONG BAD''': ramble-dukes...

'''STRONG SAD''': You told me not to let you sleep past noon!

'''STRONG BAD''': super bomber man...

'''STRONG SAD''': Wake up!

''{Strong Bad gets up from the couch, and we see that one of his hands is inside a bag of Potate brand potato chips. He starts walking off, slouching. He walks up to the computer and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Augh. ''{smacks mouth}'' My mouth tastes like...emails.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa</pre>

''{typing}'' Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. The "R" in routine stands for r--

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{offscreen}'' Hey Strong Bad! ''{Strong Bad turns to see Strong Sad standing there}'' I found this egg in the couch. Is this yours?

'''STRONG BAD''': Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.

''{Strong Sad puts down the egg and walks off. Strong Bad resumes typing.}''

So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The "R" in routine stands for r

'''STRONG SAD''': Strong Bad, I found what I believe to be a goose egg in the couch.

'''STRONG BAD''': Thank you, Interruptor Jones. That is also my egg. Now put it down.

''{Strong Sad puts it down, and Strong Bad resumes typing again}''

Sorry about that, Mike. So, the "R"

'''STRONG SAD''': Here's a duck egg, a nuthatch egg, ostrich egg, maybe a dinosaur egg, one of those brown eggs...

'''STRONG BAD''': What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.

'''STRONG SAD''': There needs to be a better word for weird.

''{The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit}''

'''STRONG MAD''': MY PANTIIES! MY PANTIIES!

''{they run off}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Okay. I'm moving out.

''{Strong Sad walks off, Strong Bad resumes typing}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Fine with me, Strong Sad. I mean Mike. I mean whatever.

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

'So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.' is that suggesting something?

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end you can click on where it says "COMPY 386" to see some of Strong Bad's "eggs".

== Fun Facts ==

*The tune playing on the TV set while Strong Bad is waking up is the theme song from "Voyage of the Mimi", an educational TV show from the 1980s featuring Ben Affleck

*Strong Bad holds a bag of potato chips labeled "POTATE POTATE POTATE POTATE".

*Strong Bad types not only wearing boxing gloves, but the potato chip bag.

*Before waking up Strong Bad mutters "Super Bomberman", a game for the Super Nintendo.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail54.html watch "morning routine"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail54.swf watch "morning routine" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

comic

2004-09-16T07:07:40Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail53.png

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #53'''

The origin of [[Teen Girl Squad]]! A girl asks Strong Bad to make a comic about her friends.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[The Ugly One]], [[What's Her Face]]'''

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' In the united States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.

''{reading}''

<pre>Can you make a comic about my friends?
Tey are totally obsessed with you.
Their names are Virginia, Joy,
Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really
appriciate it.

Thank You.

Brittany</pre>

''{Strong Bad mumbles over the four girls' names instead of reading them. He also pronounces "Tey" and "appriciate" just as they are spelled.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I'd really appriciate ''{same as in the email}'' it if you proofread your emails before you sent them to me! So, a comic about your little friends, huh? Well, okay. I'll see what I can do!

''{He gets out pencil and starts drawing something. Some music starts playing.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader'' {cheer!}'' So and So ''{fashion sense!}'' What's Her Face ''{unpopular!}'' The Ugly One ''{hygiene?}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!

'''SO AND SO:''' Word.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Word.

'''WHATS HER FACE:''' Word.

''{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!

'''SO AND SO:''' A'ight.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'ight.

'''WHATS HER FACE:''' A'ight.

''{A robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.

'''WHATS HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin-a.

''{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!''

''{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}''

'''THE MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH:''' ARROWED!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin!

''{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}''

'''WHATS HER FACE:''' Dag, yo.

''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Wow, Brittany! That turned out pretty good! I should maybe make some crappy xeroxes of that thing and sell it over at Bubs'. Or at least some snooty independent record store. ''{stops typing}'' Ok, so, thats it! No more Strong Bad Emails. Na, just kiddin... maybe.

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*When Strong Bad reads, "I would really appriciate it" you can click on the names of the girls to bring up pictures of some States.
*When the "Girls' States" appear - you can click on the tippy-top of each one to show it in it's underwear, just like in [[weird dream]].
*When the headstones appear you can click on the far right one to bring up a rather funny alternate ending.
*At the very end you can click on the words, "independent record store" to bring up a part showing the comic for sale in some record store. Funny banter going on in the background:
::'''VOICE 1''': ''[presumably Matt]'': 'Sup, man?

::'''VOICE 2''': ''[presumably Mike]'': Hey, how ya doin'?

::'''VOICE 1''': Pretty good.

::'''VOICE 2''': Good to see you back in. Yeah, did you... um... listen to this yet?

::'''VOICE 1''': You know, I have... yeah, I wasn't into it... I just couldn't get into it. You know, the whole thing's in 4-4, and, um, yeah, it wasn't for me. I liked their solo stuff better.

::'''VOICE 2''': Yeah, what about their guitars... they're all, like, in tune... like the frets?

::'''VOICE 1''': Yeah, the frets are, like, in tune, the frets are like B-modal. They just have the same producer... Al Beno. You ever see them live?

::'''VOICE 2''': Yeah, I mean... I saw 'em...I saw 'em like twice... last night, actually.

::'''VOICE 1''': Yeah, I saw them earlier this morning like four times...

::'''VOICE 2''': I've been a bigger fan than you for a while, I mean, well, a lot longer probably, too...

::'''VOICE 1''': Well, I mean, I dunno...

== Fun Facts ==

*The song playing in the background of the record store bit is Sonic Youth's "Teenage Riot" from the album Daydream Nation.

*"Al Beno" is most likely a reference to Steve Albini, the famous producer, who was not actually associated with Daydream Nation.

*The talk about frets and tuning probably references Sonic Youth's penchant for employing unorthodox guitar tunings.

*"Mudhoney" was a grunge band from the late 80's-early 90's. A 45 for their single "You Stupid Assholes" is in the box labeled "Used 45s".

*The Brother's Johnson was a funk band from the 70's. Their album "Winners" is visible.

*The album on the far right is ''[http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000000XDH/qid=1093205886/sr=8-3/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i3_xgl15/002-9179656-1977639?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 A Boy Named Charlie Brown]'' by [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/artist/glance/-/16682/ref=m_art_dp/002-9179656-1977639 The Vince Guaraldi Trio].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail53.html watch "comic"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail53.swf watch "comic" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]] [[Category:So and So Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]] [[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]] [[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

island

2004-09-16T07:07:25Z

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== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail52.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #52'''

Strong Bad imagines the lurking horrors of being stranded on an island with Homestar.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.

''{reading the email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
What would you do if you were stuck
on a desert island with Homestar
Runner?

Yami Yugi
England</pre>

''{typing}'' Well, Yami Yugi, ''{can't pronounce the name}'' I suspect it would be like most cartoons. You know, we'd start to go nuts after a while, and I'd look at Homestar and he would look like a big steak, and then Homestar would look at me and I'd look like, you know,...some kind of brownie sundae. So we'd chase each other around the island, trying to eat each other. And at some point my foot would look like a sandwich, and i would put salt on it and try to eat it, and it'd be like, "Ahh, it's my foot!" But that's a best case scenario. I'm sure in real life it would probably be a lot more annoying and painful with Homestar involved. ''{when he says "Homestar", he types "Dumpface"}''

''{cut to Homestar and Strong Bad on an island}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are we rescued yet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna need to get rescued in a second if you don't quit asking me that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhhhhhhh... Hey Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there ice cream yet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that. You know... cuz I'm gonna hit you... and you'll need the ice cream... to stop the swelling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Stinkoman.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...Did you just call me Stinkoman?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir, I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Geez. You don't happen to have a gun on your side of the island, do you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Hey Strong Bad, check this out! ''{turns away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, don't start with that...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Toons! ''{A ocean liner passes by with a loud "toot"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Games! ''{An angry-looking, red-eyed Moby Dick-style white whale, with harpoons embedded in its body, emerges from the left side of the water. It spurts water from its blowhole and then goes back into the water.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't do another one...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E-mail! ''{A propeller plane with a "WEAR A BIKINI" banner attached to it flies by}'' I love doing that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, check it out. A message in a bottle. (takes it out and reads it) What? Super Bowl XIX... Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... great.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're saved!

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the worst deserted island ever.

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of this one you can click on Strong Bad and Homestar to make them turn into various things.

== Fun Facts ==
*Strong Bad says Homestar but writes "Dump Face"
*One of the things Strong Bad turns into is a pile of marshmallows with a cigar and eyepatch. This is from [[Meet Marshie!]].
*The 49ers beat the dolphins 38-16 in Super Bowl XIX.
*Homestar called Strong Bad [[Stinkoman]]. This is the name Strong Bad used for his 20X6 couterpart in [[japanese cartoon]].
*The name of the person in the email is the same as a character from an anime called yu-gi-oh, Yami Yugi.
*When Homestar yells out, "Toons," "Games," and "E-mail", various things pop out of the water. This is a reference to [[Main Page 3]]. However, several things have been switched up.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail52.html watch "island"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail52.swf watch "island" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

website

2004-09-16T07:07:06Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail51.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #51'''

Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]]'''

== Transcript ==

''' Strong Bad ''': Oh, you thought there was no more emails but guess what there's an email!

''{reading email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I want to start a new website but I don't have any ideas of what to do for my website. I was wondering if you could give me some ideas for my new website. This website will be cool and I'll email you when I'm done.

Sincerely Yours:
James</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "website" instead of "James"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know james, I've been around this great, big internet a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:

''{hits enter}''

First of all, you want to start out with a long flash intro. ''{stops typing}'' Like this one The Cheat made for me.

''{A black background appears on the screen with two green bean-shaped eyes.}''

Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think.

''{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}''

that stands for my name.

'' {The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive} ''

The web.

''{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'" with only letters going horizontally and vertically. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}''

That little rainbow thing's kinda cool.

''{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-kinda thing appears.}''

Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out!

''{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}''

Augh you got punched! Man, right in the face.

''{typing}'' Okay, next on the checklist: LOTS of animated GIFS! '' {He pronounces it gifs instead of jifs} '' ''{stops typing} ''

or... jifs... however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. But you want as many of those as possible. Especially the rotate-y kind. Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those.

''{typing}'' So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. James, the internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. ''{stops typing}''

I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat.

''{A picture of a cat lying on a football with red eye thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}''

or your The Cheat.

''{A picture of the cheat sleeping on a couch on its back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}''

I mean,

''{typing}'' Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. '' {Stops typing} ''

Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage. ''{Strong Bad leaves. [[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "Get on in" to go to Strong Bad's website.
*On Strong Bad's website, click on the mouse with the e-mail to go to the [[Email Processing Room]].
*If you click on a button thats says "ENTER," you will re-enter the same website. Because it uses frames so poorly, the website will reload inside one of its own frames.
*At the very bottom of Strong Bad's page there is an "F10" button, if you click it you get to [[Strong Sad Blog]].

== Fun Facts ==

*The pictures of [[The Cheat]] on Strong Bad's website are actual photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]'s house with The Cheat added in later. The couch in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatcouch.jpg this image] is the same couch that appears in the G4 interview accessible [[Homestar Links|here]]. The brick wall in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatwindow.jpg this image] follows the same brick pattern seen in the [[The Cheatar]] short.
:*Also, check out the contents of the fridge in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatfridge.jpg this image]. See if we can identify them all!
:::Top shelf in the door (left to right): Mt. Olive pickles, three jars Smuckers jam, two unknown jars
:::Bottom shelf in the door (left to right): three unknown containers, Hellmann's mayonnaise, three unknown containers, Heintz ketchup, two unknown containers
:::Top shelf inside fridge: water filter pitcher, loaf of bread
:::Bottom shelf inside fridge: hunk of foil that's been there since April
:::Strewn about on the floor: milk, Kraft parmesan cheese, unknown item
:::To the left of the fridge: Some [[Cold One]]s

*On Strong Bad's site you will always be the 16th biggest moron ever.
*The picture on the site titled "long haired freaky cheat" will never load. The reason the picture never loads is because the image is directed to the file " oh, just nothing" in the source.
*The rotating GIF about halfway down the page, the one that Strong Bad put two of, reads: "World Wide Wed."
*Strong Bad's website is a parody of every overly ambitious, poorly executed, cluttered, pointless website that was ever made on the free webservers like Tripod and Geocities. In the late nineties websites abounded that were every bit as crappy as his.
*According to [[flashback]], this is where Strong Bad lost count of the emails.
*"Welcome to your doom!" on Strong Bad's site is from an old video game called Altered Beast.
*The "come on in" flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.html watch "website"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.swf watch "website" in fullscreen]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatintro.swf watch the long flash intro]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/ Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

50 emails

2004-09-16T07:06:54Z

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== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail50.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #50'''

In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. Alright everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!

''{reading}''

Email #1
<pre>Dear strong bad,
Can you please write a book about come-back jokes!
Mike
Canada</pre>

''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''

''{reading}''

Email #2
<pre>Dear Stong Bad,
what are some cool ways to spell different words? example, fat = phat
matt</pre>

Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and MATT!! appears on the screen as the email is deleted}''

''{reading}''

Email #3
<pre>Strong Bad,
What is your favorite leg?
Jess and Tiff
Los Angeles, CA</pre>

Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres. I'll be right back. ''{He walks off and answers the phone}'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?

''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot... Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it. ''{He sits down at the computer}''

''{Homestar re-reads the email}''
<pre>Strong Bad,
What is your favorite leg?
Jess and Tiff</pre>

Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. You buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Whoa, another one!

''{reading}''

Email #4
<pre>Dear Strong Bad
How do you type with gloves on your hands?</pre>

Oh, even I know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Huh? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Deltaco?

''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the atmay.

''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word? ''{He types in "da cheated" and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue "Flagrant System Error" screen comes up}'' Uh oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye! ''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''

Okay. Back to the 50 emails. ''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled "This is real." It says "System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined." Strong Bad reads the message}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just, wait a minute... ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... where did all my emails go?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? The paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! ''{He swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}'' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface." Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...

''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a "50" candle on it fades in. [[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*When Strong Bad types the word, "book" you can click on it and bring up a picture of Strong Bad's idea of this book idea.
* At the end, click on the "50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]" to see a funny "Olde Thyme" Strong Bad cartoon.

== Fun Facts ==

*Strong Bad starts by saying "ready, go!" this is a referance to email 20, when he said that to start his spring cleaning.
*When he responds to Email #3 ("What is your favorite leg?"), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails.
*The front floppy in the floppy case is entitled "tongue of the fatman." Whatever that means. (It's a classic... well, at least old... game for the PC. Take a look at this: http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?name=Tongue+of+The+Fatman for more info.)
*As many of Homestar's attempts at DELETED as could get:
**Baleeted
**Delteated
**freaky D'td
**chadeated
**deedleated
**meathead?
**dltd
**duh lee ted
**teeteeted
**bubs
**diddley dee
**repeated
**733t3d
**3-D movie
**del monte
**ddddddd
**da cheated
**diggity
**beefeated
**stupid word
**believe it
**received it
**stratego
**3TDted
**seabed
**whitebread
**open sesame
**marie
**hello
**de la soul
**geleted
**feeted
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others:
**'meathead?' - This is probably refering to a catch phrase from the sitcom 'All in the Family' in which 'meathead' was a common insult.
**'stratego' - Stratego is a board game.
**'open sesame' - Famous words from the tale 'Ali Baba and the Forty Theives'.
**'de la soul' - De La Soul is actually a rap group.
**'3-D Movie' could be a reference to the very fun, but overlooked PC game, Microsoft 3-D Movie Maker.
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.
*In case you didn't notice, the blue screen says:
'''FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR'''
'''The system is down. I dunno know what you did, moron, but you sure screwed everything up, moron.'''
*Homestar says Del Taco right before the camera cuts to Strong Bad on the phone. [http://www.deltaco.com/ Del Taco] is a fast food Mexican restaurant chain.
*Strong Bad is talking to a potential customer about 'elephant legs'. Apparently he plans to sell Strong Sad's legs on the black market, or something. Or have him assasinated; See [[fingers]]. 
*When old-timey Strong Bad responds to the guy in the easter egg, he calls him a "carpet bagger." A carpet bagger is actually a post civil war term for a northerner moving to the south after the war to get rich or gain power.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail50.html watch "50 emails"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail50.swf watch "50 emails" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

theme party

2004-09-16T07:06:36Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail49.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #49'''

The president of a fraternity invites Strong Bad to a theme party and asks him to think of a theme for it.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

I am the president of a fraternity,
and I was wondering if you would come
to our next party. It's gonna be a
theme party, so it won't happen for
awhile, until we can think of a good
theme. Can you think of one? Thanks.

Matt,
Rochester, NY</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your party. But I do have a pretty good idea for the theme. I think you guys should throw a "FRAT PARTY." Yeah, and you could all come in baseball hats from the college that you go to. And khaki pants with a tucked-in t-shirt from the party that you threw last month. And at some point get the guy with kinda long hair to whip out his acoustic guitar and play everybody some white blues. And then you could get a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones and invite a buncha skinny blonde girls... woah. This party sounds-a pretty good, actually. Cound me in, bra. So I guess I'm goin' to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious. Well, see ya next week.

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*You can click on the words "baseball hats" to see a nice college hat. Be quick the words don't stay up.
*You can also click on the word "t-shirt" to see a funny college party t-shirt.
*At the end you can click on the words "skinny blonde girls" to have Strong Bad play his demo tape for you from his "band" [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]. Their song '''Circles''' is featured on the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].
*After '''Circles''' plays you can download the song for the pc or mac.

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the last email where Strong Bad never leaves the chair and the camera view never changes at all.
*The T-shirt that comes up has Calvin from the comic strip ''Calvin and Hobbes'' and a teddy bear of the band Grateful Dead.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail49.html watch "theme party"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail49.swf watch "theme party" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

ghosts

2004-09-16T07:06:25Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail48.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #48'''

Strong Bad gives the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter Egg)'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': Boy, is it ever Monday.

''{reading}''

<pre>Yo yo, Strong Bad!

Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?

Your Favorite Cowboys,
Josh, John & Doug
Nashville, TN</pre>

Whoah. Took all three of ya to come up with that one, huh? You're some bright young men! ''{typing}'' You know boys, cowboys, I've never really given the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check. ''{calling out}'' The Cheat! ''{The Cheat zips right up to Strong Bad}'' Meet me in the Strong Bad Cave! ''{The Cheat makes a quizzical noise}'' Erm, well...meet me in the closet and, uh...we'll put on some costumes.

''{We see an old Batman-style transition, with the eye portion of Strong Bad's facemask is used as a logo to designate a scene change. Strong Bad and The Cheat walk out into Strong Badia at night, both dressed in costumes.}''

Okay, The Cheat, let's just turn on my ghost-detecting equipment here...see if we can't get any readings. ''{turns on a flashlight and waves it around}'' Hey sign! You haunted? What about you, tire? Any ghosts? Chinese food! You a ghost? ''{the top of the box of chinese food opens up with a green mist escaping}'' IT'S THE GHOST OF GENERAL TSO! Oh--wait. It's just grody and rotten. The Cheat, will you please freaking clean up after yourself?! Oh well, looks like Strongbadia is ghost-free and proud to be.

''{The ghost of Tandy appears behind him}''

Oh! Uh...my old computer! Umm...what's up, man? Sure is one...spooky sound you're making there... ''{Bad Graphics Ghost materializes on the Tandy screen}'' Ooh, lookit that! Little...bad graphics ghost. Heh. Hey, little guy...look old computer. Sorry I threw you out and everything but, uh...The Cheat, um...Chea-chea-cheat's got soccer practice, so uh...did you remember your cleats, The Cheat? THROW THAT CHINESE FOOD AT HIM!

''{The Cheat does, and they run off, the ghost flies out. Then we go back to Compy. [[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him. The Bad Graphics Ghost appears onscreen.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of this one a "Bad Graphics Ghost" appears, you can mouse-over to eliminate the pieces.
*If you manage to get all the pieces to be gone at the same time, Strong Sad will sing a song for you.
**Here's what he sings:
::Have you seen the ghost of John?
::All white bones with the skin all go-o-o-one!
::Whoo! whoooo! whooo!
::Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin onnnn.
::Woah, check it out! It's like I'm the master of time and space in here

== Fun Facts ==
*The "spooky sound" the tandy ghost made, was reused as the background sound for the "This page can not be displayed" fake pages ([[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]])

*The printings on Strong Bad & The Cheat's shirts are the logo for Ghostbusters 2.

*This is one of only three emails to feature both computers. The others are [[invisibility]] and [[personal favorites]]

*The Diskette says: "Tongue of the Fatman"

*This email also contains some very obvious references to the old Batman TV series from the 1960s, both in Strong Bad telling The Cheat "Quick! To the Strong Badcave!" and the scene cut between Strong Bad's computer room and Strong Badia.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail48.html watch "ghosts"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail48.swf watch "ghosts" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

new hands

2004-09-16T07:06:14Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail47.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #47'''

Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... ''{like pizzicato strings}'' Email! doo doo doo doo doo...

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,
If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?

- Ryan
Toronto</pre>

''{typing}'' Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it!

''{Cuts to The Field, with Strong Bad standing in the middle of it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' One hand would have a bucket on it. ''{a bucket appears on his right hand}'' That way, I would always... have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff ''{a turtle appears and he dumps some oatmeal from inside the bucket on it}'', for washing The Cheat ''{water appears in the bucket, and The Cheat comes out of it with suds covering his head}'', and like, dropping the occasional beat...

''{Strong Bad starts dropping a beat with the bucket, and Coach Z appears with a microphone in his hand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' These peoples tried to fade me!

''{The beat ends and Coach Z disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And also, I could sit on it when I get tired ''{he puts his bucket-hand on the ground and sits on it}''... sit right down on the bucket. And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn. ''{a bullhorn appears on his left hand}'' That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say.

''{Strong Bad's voice-over ends, and the Strong Bad in the field speaks through the bullhorn-hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am still awesome. ''{pause}'' Seriously. Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.

''{Strong Bad gets off the bucket-hand and stands there in The Field for a second, and then it cuts back to Strong Bad at the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... ''{stops typing}'' but I-- Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking?

''{Strong Bad hangs his head in shame}''

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of this one you can click on the words, "guitars and lazor guns" to bring up Strong Bad with a guitar and a laser gun for hands.
*Click on his "hands" for other various things.
**One of his hands you click is [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Head. You can't change his hand until Homestar says "What do ya say there, bucket hand!"

== Fun Facts ==

*The first time Coach Z's song "These Peoples Try To Fade Me" is mentioned.
*Two of the items you can replace his hands with are a buzzsaw and a bottle of tabasco sauce, these are references to when he was about to hurt Marzipan in [[your friends]].
*A toy was later made from this e-mail

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.html watch "new hands"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.swf watch "new hands" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

your friends

2004-09-16T07:06:02Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon2/sbemail46.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #46'''

ANDREW writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous funny ways.

'''Featuring: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Pom Pom (character)|Pom Pom]], [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Poopsmith]] (Easter Egg)'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': {'' Clears throat-High Note Singing''} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<pre>WASSUP!

YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE YOU MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.

ANDREW</pre>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{types}'' Andrew, This is the best E-mail I've ever recived. Let's get to work!
''{gets up}''

''{cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': How abouts this!

''{Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.}''

''{Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.}''

'''BUBS''': What the?

''{Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a pole.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}''

''{Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of razor blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

'''MARZIPAN''': I don't want to!

''{Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Put your head in here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You got it!

''{Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to Pom Pom. They both complain as Pom Pom tries to shake him off.}''

''{Cut to Strongbadia. Homsar is buried in the ground and he has put down a box that say "We Are the Scorpions!" They crawl around. One goes inside Homsar's mouth.}''

'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!

''{Cut to Locker. Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey, Thanks for the Chippies Strong Bad!

''{Cut to Field again. The King of Town is there. Strong Bad does what he did to Bubs and whacks him with the Golden Record.}''

''{Cut to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! ''{types}'' You may have noticed I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. ''{stops typing}'' Come again. The jibblie jibbles....

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end, click on Poopsmith for a The Poopsmith trading card.

== Fun Facts ==

*The record that Strong Bad breaks on people's heads reads "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". It is gold, which means it sold a lot of copies.

*Strong Mad's only weakness appears to be his knees.

*The file name for the .swf for this Strong Bad Email has an "x" after the number. The .swf without the "x" is still viewable, but with a few minor differences. The music stops early, and some things are missing from some scenes that are in the version with the "x".

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46.html watch "your friends"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46x.swf watch "your friends" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

techno

2004-09-16T07:05:50Z

Blitz:

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail45.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #45'''

Strong Bad gets an e-mail asking if he likes techno. He proceeds to make up and sing a techno song of his own.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at all? If so, what kind.

Silent J</pre>

Huh... very clever.

''{typing}'' Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that went like... ''{stops typing and mimicks a techno beat}'' doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom ''{resumes typing}'' And then this other part came in, and it was like... ''(stops typing again, the original beat is heard along with this new part}'' doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom ''{resumes typing}'' And then there's always some kinda high pitched noise, y'know? Or like a siren that's like... ''{stops typing again and another part is added to the song}'' DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE ''{resumes typing}'' And of course they have to put in the obligatory old movie quote from some sci-fi movie. It's like... ''{stops typing again, all the parts are there}'' The system is down! The system is down! The system is down! The system is down! ''{The screen starts going dark and light again. We zoom out to see The Cheat at his lightswitch, turning it on and off while twirling a glowstick, raving to the techno piece. Strong Bad walks up to him.}'' The Cheat is ''grounded''! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, ''not'' so you could throw lightswitch raves! Now let's go break open that glow-stick and pour it in Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew. ''{They both start walking off.}'' I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

''{[[The paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

* Click on The Cheat's lightswitch to listen to the music some more and see a flyer for a special event featuring that music.
* At the end, you're given the option to download the song for either windows or macintosh.

== Fun Facts ==

* The telvision show "Survivor" may have made a reference to this email saying "Tree mail, tree mail, what what the tree mail."
*On the flyer to the lightswitch rave, "DJ from Full House" is a reference to the television show "[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092359/ Full House]" where a character named "Donna Jo 'D.J./Deej' Margaret Tanner" was played by Candace Cameron Bure.
* The reason Strong Bad thought Silent J was a clever name? Obviously, one reason was because it could mean a j that doesn't make a sound in a word. The name could possibly be reference to the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Silent J is a cross between their names.
*The Cheat most likely has his own lightswitch on account of his size, and he can't reach Strongbad's lightswitch.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html watch "techno"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.swf watch "techno" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]