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Cherry Greg

2012-11-27T09:52:05Z

Bubsty: I feel like linking to an image is kind of weird

[[image:cherrygreg.png|thumb|The mysterious director]]
'''Cherry [[Greg]]''' is the mysterious (and obviously very patient, since he has to deal with [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s habit of forgetting lines) director of [[First Time Here?]] and [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]. He has also worked on other miscellaneous projects, such as ''[[The Show]]'' and ''[[rated|Axe-Gun: The Legends Of The Brain Outener]]''. His voice has been provided by [[Craig Zobel]] and [[Dan Cubus]].

Cherry Greg was the winner of the Remote Put in the 2007 [[Strong Badathlon (contest)|Strong Badathlon]]. He also owns a copy of [[That Time of Year]], which was stolen and defaced by [[Strong Bad]].

== Complete Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[That Time of Year]] (name seen in front of book)
*Email [[theme song]] (credited as co-creator)
*Email [[strong badathlon]] (takes the Remote Put with a score of 11 points)
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]] (credited as producer)
*Email [[rated]] (credited for writing, directing and producing ''[[:Image:Axe-Gun.png|Axe-Gun: The Legends Of The Brain Outener]]'')
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions Cherry Greg)

[[Category: Inside Jokes]]

senior prom

2012-11-26T05:11:16Z

Bubsty: /* Fun Facts */ also...

{{redirects|kotpoptoon}} {{for|[[Toons#Shorts|short]] featuring The King of Town's show|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!}}
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[[Image:Senior prom.PNG|thumb|"You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!"]]

<s>The King of Town gets his very own quite popular cartoon show!</s> Strong Bad crashes a senior prom, only to have it backfire on him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film |Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[The Knight|Knight]], [[The Hornblower|Hornblower]], [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film |Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (voice only), {{Film|Pom Pom}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Stages#The Gymnasium Stage|The Stage]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Wednesday, May 3, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:16

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==

''{Open to a shiny red background. A King of Town emblem appears on the screen. As the singers sing, the words "Very Own Popular Cartoon" appear below the King of Town head. The King of Town head moves to the music a little.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The words "The King of Town's" appear above the KOT emblem.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The word "Quite" is written between "Own" and "Popular", and "Show!!" is inserted after "Cartoon". The music stops.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Let the King have some!

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quick voiceover as the screen darkens}'' The King of Town's Very Own Popular Cartoon Show will not be seen this week. Instead we bring you: Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show, already in progress.

''{Cut to the Lappy with the email already displayed. Scene starts with Strong Bad saying "rong Bad..."}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: prom</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom. 
If so, what was it like? 
Matt M. WA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "walrus association" for WA.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, man! Would you Walrus Association people please leave me alone? I will pay my dues when you send me my tusks! ''{clears screen}'' Anyways, I have personally never had a senior prom, Matt. I have, however, ''crashed'' my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes. But the best Senior Prom I ever crashed was the 'Entrapment All Up On the Moon' Dance. It all started one day, when I received some very disappointing news...

''{Cuts to the Floppy Disk Container side of the computer desk with Strong Mad and The Cheat. A cassette tape sits on top of a [[clock radio]]. The message 'an answering machine (trust me)' is taped to the clock radio, keeping the hour number open as if it was the message counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{feigning disappointment}'' Oh man you guys... I'm totally bummed. Listen to this message I just got...

''{Cut to a closeup of the clock radio. Strong Bad is partially visible on the left, holding one of his boxing gloves up to his mouth and looking away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' Hey... Bunmuffin... It's Deli...lelia. They need me to go back up to Mars to help out that robot that got stuck in the sand. So I won't be able to go to the dance with you.

''{Cut back to the group shot. Strong Mad and The Cheat look annoyed, and The Cheat's arms are folded.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still in fake voice}'' I left you some cold meatloaf under the fridge. ''{voice returns to normal, but he continues to feign disappointment}'' Ooh...

''{Cut to close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{feigning disappointment}'' That little robot's stuck in the sand ''again!'' I guess I don't have a date for the dance.

''{Cut back to group shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Oh well... Looks like you two losers ''{Strong Mad looks shocked and then angry}'' and me one cool guy will just have to crash the ever-loving style out of it! Now listen close to my mastardly plan!

''{Fade to black, then cut to and zoom in on [[All the King's Men|All the King's Men]]'s bass drum, then fade to the band on stage. Cut to a banner reading "Entrapment All Up On the Moon", then pan down to Homestar and Marzipan dancing on the gym floor. Homestar is wearing a tuxedo and a black propeller cap, and Marzipan is wearing a red formal dress and her hair is now curled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Don't look now Marzipan, but I think we're the hottest couple at the prom.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, as always, we're the only couple at the prom.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But what about Strong Sad and Deborah?

'''MARZIPAN:''' That is unmistakably Coach Z.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Who?

''{Cut to the drink table where Coach Z is pouring Listerine into the punch. Coach Z is wearing a [[Wikipedia:Dickie|dickie]] and bow tie and Strong Sad is wearing a space suit.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Coach Z, you oughta be ashamed of yourself.

''{Coach Z fumbles and drops the Listerine.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You're supposed to be our ''chaperon!'' ''{says with a French accent while waving his hand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Are you kiddin'!? I'm just lookin' out for all yer hygienes. Have ya ever talked to one of these kids up close!? Their breaths is ''terbirle''!

''{Someone turns off the light, plunging the scene into pitch darkness. There is a thud sound and a record scratch. Everyone at the prom gasps.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey! Watch those hands, David Coppafeel!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, David!

''{The lights turn back on, revealing Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad in the center separating Homestar Runner and Marzipan. Homestar continues to dance while Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, senior citizens! This prom is officially crashed! Now peep my mastardly plan! I rigged up this button—

''{Cuts to a close up of Strong Bad's hand, which is holding a remote control with a big red button labeled "GO!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —so that when I mash go on it, everybody's pants will POOF AWAY! It's a mass pantsing, see?

''{He presses the button and the [[DELETED]] buzzer sounds.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What!?

''{With dramatic music, the scene quickly cuts to the pants area of Marzipan, then Coach Z, and then really quickly Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, The Blacksmith, The Knight, Strong Mad, The Cheat, before finally stopping on Strong Bad. He is apparently the only one at the prom wearing pants. The camera scrolls up from Strong Bad's pants to his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be kiddin' me! I'm the only one that wears any pants?!

''{Strong Bad's pants poof away, showing white boxers with lipstick kisses on them.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And now to announce your Prom King and Queen! This year's Prom King is... Pom Pom! ''{applause}''

''{Cut to an area of the gymnasium that features the banner and cut-out forms of Nebulon and The Moon.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' ''{spoken words appear onscreen}'' Accepting the award for Pom Pom is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom.

''{Homestar walks out wearing a crown and then takes a swig of Listerine and starts gargling, sounding exactly like Pom Pom.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{Cut to an excited Marzipan}'' And your Prom Queen is... Strong Bad ''{Marzipan looks bewildered}'' with no pants on! ''{applause}''

''{Cut back to Homestar. Pant-less Strong Bad walks in from the left wearing a tiara and holding seven roses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh thank you so much! ''{applause}'' You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!

''{Homestar leans forward, kicking his foot backwards. Cut back to an angry Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Every freakin' year. ''{blows one of her bangs out of her face}''

'''VOICE FROM OFFSCREEN:''' Ohhhh, yeah!

''{Marzipan looks surprised, it then cuts to the rest of the gym, who all gasp. Then it cuts to The Poopsmith who shakes his head and shrugs his shoulders. Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And the best part, was that I also got a twenty-dollar gift certificate to the All-You-Can-Eat Old Folks' Cafeteria. Man, I ate my weight in creamed fish and okratinis. Alright, I gotta get outta here. I'm taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform. ''{gets up and leaves}''

''{Cut to a shot of the whole computer desk with Strong Bad standing to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hurk! ''{jumps offscreen}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on WA when Strong Bad says "Walrus Association" to see a business card for the Walrus Association:
<blockquote>Matt M. 
Walrus Association 
 
Phone: 555-TUSQ 
Mobile: GIMME A WEEK OR SO 
 
"Koo koo ka-choo or summat"</blockquote>
[[Image:Senor Prom '95.PNG|thumb|Senor Prom '95]]
*Click on "senor prom" to see a photo of an ice sculpture of [[Senor Cardgage]] slowly melting a bit on a sheet of paper. It has "Senor Prom '95" autographed on it.
*At the end, click on "Delilelia" to see the actual beginning of the email.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles? Dear Str—
*Click on "Coppafeel" at the end to see a conversation with Homestar Runner and Pom Pom.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. My pants got so poofed away at the prom this year. ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' So I was wearing all these types of long pants, and they just got poofed away. So embarrassing.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well maybe I ''will'' keep telling myself that!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A senior [[Wikipedia:Prom|prom]] is a formal dance held at the end of the final year of high school (around the time of year that this email was produced), chiefly in the [[Wikipedia:United States|United States]]. Musical entertainment, refreshments, and adult [[Wikipedia:Chaperon|chaperons]] are often present at these events.
*An "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratini]" is a martini served with a pickled [[Wikipedia:Okra|okra]] pod instead of an olive.
*"Summat" is regional English slang for "something."

===Trivia===
[[Image:kotvoqpcs.png|Let the king have some!|thumb|right]]
*The filename for the SWF file is the expected "sbemail151", but the HTML file is "kotpoptoon" and the HTML file "sbemail151.html" does not exist.
**The email was [[Main Page Messages|announced on the main page]] as a new toon as a prank; when it was released the message button read "king of town toon!"
**Later in the week, the button was changed to "Strong Bad Email".
*The label on the disk in the Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#broderbund classics|broder bund classics]]".
*This is the first time The Blacksmith has appeared in any Homestar Runner cartoon since his debut in [[The King of Town DVD]] six years previously.
*The Strong Sadstronaut was previously seen in the weekly [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|Sketchbook]].
*[[Nebulon]] appears as one of the decorations at the dance.
*[[The Moon]] on the banner first appeared in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]].

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad is wearing boxer shorts when his pants poof off. However, in [[New Boots]], he claims he doesn't wear "[[Underwear|underwears]]."
*Assuming Strong Bad's button worked the way it was supposed to, and Homestar was not telling the truth in the Easter egg, he was not wearing pants. This further adds to the mystery of [[Homestar Runner's Pants]].
*Since an okratini is a drink, Strong Bad could not have ''eaten'' his weight in them, unless he consumed the okra pods.
*When Strong Bad addresses the audience and compares them to an almond-paste-filled sweet delight, he is describing the real confection of [[Wikipedia:Marzipan|marzipan]].
*Although it was stated in [[highschool]] that all the characters looked different in high school, all the characters appear as they would normally. This may be due to Strong Bad's "doodle memory", though it may also be, considering their ages are neither implied nor stated, that they are still ''in'' high school. However, in the short toon [[On Break]], Strong Bad states that he, Homestar, and Coach Z are grown men.
*Marzipan implies that the characters attend the prom each year, despite the senior prom being a once-in-a-lifetime event for most high school students.
*The band performing is named "''All'' the King's Men". However, [[The Little Chef Guy]] and [[The Cleric]], who first appeared with the rest of the king's men in [[The King of Town DVD]], are notably absent from the band.
*In this email, Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend's name is spelled "Delilelia". However, in the following [[Quote of the Week]], it was spelled "Delelilia".
*After Marzipan says "Watch those hands, David Coppafeel" and the lights come on, Strong Mad is the only character whose hands are near her.

===Goofs===
*When the scene is focused on Strong Sad and Coach Z, it can be seen that the table is on the blue mat. However in the following far shot, it is on the wood.
*In the Easter Egg, right after Strong Bad brings up the email, his head doesn't move, even when he reads the first half of the introduction.
*When the scene is focused on Strong Sad and Coach Z, the scoreboard is at the far right of the screen. Then, when the lights cut out and the scene focuses on Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, the scoreboard is in the exact same place even though the camera has zoomed out.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email first came out, right before Marzipan says "That is unmistakably Coach Z", her eyes showed up where her mouth should have been.

===Glitches===
*When Homestar keeps his eyes shut while standing next to de-pantsed Strong Bad, his regular pair of blinking eyes appears every few seconds beneath his already closed lids.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Poopsmith spokemaybe.png|thumb|What does The Poopsmith need with a mic, anyway?]]
*The lipstick pattern on Strong Bad's shorts is the same as the one in [[video games]].
*"Senor proms" is a reference to the common [[Senor|mispronunciation]] of Señor, and is further highlighted by the Senor Cardgage Easter egg.
*In this email, Coach Z makes a [[concoction]] by spiking the punch with [[Listerine]]. Coach Z was previously seen drinking Listerine in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*Strong Bad previously fabricated a story about a girl leaving him to go to another planet in his [[autobiography]].
*This email makes some references to [[robots]].
*The "Entrapment All Up On the Moon" dance and the outfits worn by the band are references to [[Back to the Future]]. ''See Also: Real-World References''
*In the Easter egg, Homestar Runner's stubborn insistence that he was wearing long pants at the prom is a reference to [[long pants]], an email in which Homestar goes crazy after Strong Bad accuses him of not wearing any pants. This email also deals with [[pants]] in general.
*This is another instance of [[mashing]].
*Strong Bad uses a [[single-button remote control]].
*The name of the dance is "Entrapment [[All Up On]] the Moon".
*While it isn't certain that "Ohhh Yeah" was spoken by The Poopsmith, a similar voice was used in [[different town]] to demonstrate what he would sound like.
*Strong Bad last expressed a desire for tusks in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad claimed he crashed his fair share of Shortcoming [[Prancing|Prance]]s.
*The "missing" email song is similar to that of [[radio]] (both mentioning "email style").
*Strong Bad plans to "crash the ever-loving [[style]] out of" the prom, as well as singing about "e-mail styles."
*The "okratini" and Coach Z's spiking the punch bowl with [[Listerine]] are references to [[alcohol]].
*Mastardly is a [[portmanteau]] of master and dastardly.
*Strong Bad becoming the Prom Queen is an example of [[gender confusion]].

===Real-World References===

*[[Wikipedia:David Copperfield (illusionist)|David Copperfield]] is a popular illusionist.
*The "Entrapment All Up On the Moon" dance and the outfits worn by the band are references to the "Enchantment Under the Sea" Dance from the ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]'' movie trilogy. ''See also: Inside References''
*The phrase "Koo koo ka-choo" on the business card in the Easter egg refers to the song "[[Wikipedia:I Am the Walrus|I Am the Walrus]]" by [[The Beatles]]. This is a common [[Wikipedia: mondegreen|mondegreen]] of the actual phrase from the song, "GOO GOO GOO JOOB".
*[[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]] is an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
*The "robot on Mars that got stuck in the sand again" is a reference to the Mars Exploration Rover [http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/spotlight/20051212.html Opportunity], which got stuck in a sand ripple on April 26, 2005.
*[[All the King's Men!]] is a reference to the nursery rhyme [[Wikipedia:Humpty Dumpty|Humpty Dumpty]], as well as [[Wikipedia:The Kingsmen|The Kingsmen]], the band famous for their recording of the song "Louie, Louie," and the novel, "All the King's Men."
*Strong Bad's remark, "It's a mass pantsing, see?" is an example of stereotypical "mobster speech", which was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Edward G. Robinson|Edward G. Robinson]] in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Little Caesar_(film)|Little Caesar]]''.
*The King of Town's line, "Let the King have some!" could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Firehose (band)|fIREHOSE]] (a side project of one of Matt Chapman's favorite bands, [[Wikipedia:Minutemen (band)|The Minutemen]]) song, "Let the Drummer Have Some," from their ''[[Wikipedia:fROMOHIO|fROMOHIO]]'' album.


===Fast Forward===
*The King Of Town really would get his Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show in [[KOT's VOQPCS!]].
*The tune from the Easter egg showing the email intro is used for [[An Important Rap Song]].
*Strong Sad also wears his astronaut helmet in [[Ever and More!]].
*Strong Bad has no pants on in [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Deborah is mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as [[Marzipan]]'s "hot cousin".
*The Poopsmith would actually sing in [[email thunder]].
*[[Coach Z]] wears his Bow tie and dickey in [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]], which uses the same setting where the drinking table and punch bowl is.

== DVD Version ==

*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], and [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' Don't believe it for a second, you guys!

'''MIKE:''' I wish I ''could'' believe it, unfortunately! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' Sounds like a good show.

'''MIKE:''' I know, it would be good. I think there's definitely gonna be— have to be a laugh track, if we ever make this...

'''MATT:''' Make it like a sitcom...

'''RYAN:''' ''Three's Company''.

'''MIKE:''' It's all the uh... the Chef—

'''MATT:''' The Chef and the—

'''MIKE:''' and the Blacksmith

'''MATT:''' —Blacksmith and the S— the Scribe. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is there— does he have a scribe? What do we call him?

'''MATT:''' The Bishop? The Clergyman?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, the trumpeter guy? I don't know what we call him.

'''MATT:''' No, what's the religious guy called?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I call him the... Clergyman, I think.

'''MATT:''' The Cleric?

'''MIKE:''' The Cleric.

'''MIKE:''' Anyways, as Strong Sad said...

'''MATT:''' That's Strong Bad, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Whi— now, which— who are you?

'''MATT:''' I'm Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, okay.

'''MATT:''' This is Brian.

'''MIKE:''' Alright.

'''RYAN:''' Brody, Brian.

'''MATT:''' Strong ''Bad'' is the wrestleman.

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. Alright.

'''MATT:''' Did you go to any of your proms, Ryan, in high school?

'''RYAN:''' I went to senior prom.

'''MATT:''' Did you?

'''RYAN:''' 'Cause I had a tux from Jazz Band.

'''MATT:''' Oh, nice!

'''RYAN:''' Get closer.

'''MIKE:''' Say that again. I had a tux—

'''RYAN:''' I... I went to prom.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' He had a tux from Jazz Band! 'Cause he's a jazz man!

'''RYAN:''' "Mr. Jazzman," they called me. ''{pauses}'' Did you guys go to prom?

'''MATT:''' Uh, I did not. Oh, uh, I went to junior prom. Yes.

'''RYAN:''' J. P.

'''MATT:''' And uh, I went to— I think I wore a shoulder holster. I was dressing up as a Reservoir Dog for junior prom. And I wore a shoulder holster underneath my suit. No gun in it, but just—

'''MIKE:''' Probably couldn't get away with that now.

'''MATT:''' —probably get you expelled, and ''{laughs}'' sent to Homeland Security. ''{laughs}'' Do high schools have their own office of Homeland Security?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''RYAN:''' Color codes.

'''MATT:''' Y—you can either go to the clinic, or you can get sent to Homeland Security. ''{pause}'' Oh, portmanteaus! -tooks. Portmantooks. ''{pause}'' Oh, Ryan. ''{pause}'' Your cousin, Marvin Berry!

'''MIKE:''' Is that the tuxes that they're wearing?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, pretty much the same as— I don't know what that band is called, in ''Back to the Future''.

'''MIKE:''' Marzipan's hair looks pretty good there, doesn't it?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, done up! Marzi.

'''MIKE:''' But it doesn't look like her ponytail seems to be the same size, so I don't know where the rest of that hair is coming from—

'''MATT:''' It's extensions.

'''MIKE:''' I guess it's all extensions, yeah.

'''MATT:''' See, Strong Sad dressed up in a costume to go to the prom, just like I did!

'''MIKE:''' What is the deal with those flap things that old-timey tuxedos...

'''MATT:''' I don't know! They're always in cartoons, and like somebody can't keep it tucked in from smackin' 'em in the face.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! I feel like it's in maybe some ''Three Stooges'' or something! But what is it?

'''MATT:''' I dunno.

'''MIKE:''' Why couldn't they just wear a shirt?!

'''MATT:''' It can roll up— I can roll up like a shade, though, apparently, and go ''{imitates a shade spinning around}'' right underneath your... ''{pauses}'' Poof away! [[Little Girl]] one time said that clouds poof away.

'''MIKE:''' If— if you tried to lift a cloud it would poof away.

'''MATT:''' ''{in response to Strong Bad's pants being poofed away}'' Oh! ''{pauses}'' I feel like when we were writing this, that we— we wrote this at the time when we— we got to this point and we're like, "Oh, wait. Yeah, Strong Bad's like kinda the only one that ''has'' any pants on"—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah!

'''MATT:''' —and we hadn't decided that in advance; we didn't quite know what was gonna happen.

'''MIKE:''' That was always the case: it seemed like if you went to a— ''didn't'' go to your own prom, but went to some other school, preferably a pr— a private school, prom, it was—

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' —you had some hot girlfriend that nobody else knew that probably didn't exist—

'''MATT:''' —and maybe you were hanging out in your basement by yourself that night... You were at the ''private'' school prom!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, watch this. Watch her poof her ha—hair.

'''MATT:''' Oh!

'''MIKE:''' That's sh—

'''MATT:''' What— Wait, hey, was that The Poopsmith? Nun-uh, "I don— I don't know!" says The Poopsmith.

'''MIKE:''' I think that was the Blacksmith, probably.

'''MATT:''' Yeah? ''{in a deep, raspy voice}'' Oh.

'''RYAN:''' The Cleric.

'''MATT:''' ''{In the deep, raspy voice}'' Oh, yeah. ''{laughing, in his normal voice}'' It was definitely the Cleric. ''{pauses}'' Um, creamed fish sounds disgusting. Do you think we can get some creamed fish upstairs at Piccadilly, you guys?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Okratinis sound pretty good, though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We're headin' up there. Coppafeel. ''{pauses}'' Oh! ''{in response to Strong Bad's jump offscreen}''

''{laughter}''

=== Fun Facts ===
*''[[Wikipedia:Reservoir Dogs|Reservoir Dogs]]'' was [[Wikipedia:Quentin Tarantino|Quentin Tarantino]]'s first feature film and featured six gunmen in suits.
*The [[Wikipedia:United States Department of Homeland Security|United States Department of Homeland Security]] is an government agency devoted to anti-terrorism in the United States.
*[[The Three Stooges]] were an American comedy act that starred in several short films.
*When Matt says, "Your cousin, Marvin Berry", he is directly quoting part of a line from ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]''. Marvin Berry is the leader of the band on whose tuxedos All the King's Men!'s costumes are based. His cousin, according to a call he makes, is musician [[Wikipedia:Chuck Berry|Chuck Berry]].
*Matt makes reference to a [[Wikipedia:Piccadilly Cafeterias|Piccadilly cafeteria]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:kotpoptoon.html|watch "senior prom"]]
*[[HR:sbemail151.swf|view the Flash file for "senior prom"]]
*[[Forum:8142|forum thread re: "senior prom"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

senior prom

2012-11-26T05:08:45Z

Bubsty: /* Fun Facts */ mastardly misplacement

{{redirects|kotpoptoon}} {{for|[[Toons#Shorts|short]] featuring The King of Town's show|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!}}
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[[Image:Senior prom.PNG|thumb|"You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!"]]

<s>The King of Town gets his very own quite popular cartoon show!</s> Strong Bad crashes a senior prom, only to have it backfire on him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film |Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[The Knight|Knight]], [[The Hornblower|Hornblower]], [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film |Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (voice only), {{Film|Pom Pom}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Stages#The Gymnasium Stage|The Stage]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Wednesday, May 3, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:16

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==

''{Open to a shiny red background. A King of Town emblem appears on the screen. As the singers sing, the words "Very Own Popular Cartoon" appear below the King of Town head. The King of Town head moves to the music a little.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The words "The King of Town's" appear above the KOT emblem.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The word "Quite" is written between "Own" and "Popular", and "Show!!" is inserted after "Cartoon". The music stops.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Let the King have some!

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quick voiceover as the screen darkens}'' The King of Town's Very Own Popular Cartoon Show will not be seen this week. Instead we bring you: Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show, already in progress.

''{Cut to the Lappy with the email already displayed. Scene starts with Strong Bad saying "rong Bad..."}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: prom</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom. 
If so, what was it like? 
Matt M. WA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "walrus association" for WA.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, man! Would you Walrus Association people please leave me alone? I will pay my dues when you send me my tusks! ''{clears screen}'' Anyways, I have personally never had a senior prom, Matt. I have, however, ''crashed'' my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes. But the best Senior Prom I ever crashed was the 'Entrapment All Up On the Moon' Dance. It all started one day, when I received some very disappointing news...

''{Cuts to the Floppy Disk Container side of the computer desk with Strong Mad and The Cheat. A cassette tape sits on top of a [[clock radio]]. The message 'an answering machine (trust me)' is taped to the clock radio, keeping the hour number open as if it was the message counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{feigning disappointment}'' Oh man you guys... I'm totally bummed. Listen to this message I just got...

''{Cut to a closeup of the clock radio. Strong Bad is partially visible on the left, holding one of his boxing gloves up to his mouth and looking away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' Hey... Bunmuffin... It's Deli...lelia. They need me to go back up to Mars to help out that robot that got stuck in the sand. So I won't be able to go to the dance with you.

''{Cut back to the group shot. Strong Mad and The Cheat look annoyed, and The Cheat's arms are folded.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still in fake voice}'' I left you some cold meatloaf under the fridge. ''{voice returns to normal, but he continues to feign disappointment}'' Ooh...

''{Cut to close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{feigning disappointment}'' That little robot's stuck in the sand ''again!'' I guess I don't have a date for the dance.

''{Cut back to group shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Oh well... Looks like you two losers ''{Strong Mad looks shocked and then angry}'' and me one cool guy will just have to crash the ever-loving style out of it! Now listen close to my mastardly plan!

''{Fade to black, then cut to and zoom in on [[All the King's Men|All the King's Men]]'s bass drum, then fade to the band on stage. Cut to a banner reading "Entrapment All Up On the Moon", then pan down to Homestar and Marzipan dancing on the gym floor. Homestar is wearing a tuxedo and a black propeller cap, and Marzipan is wearing a red formal dress and her hair is now curled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Don't look now Marzipan, but I think we're the hottest couple at the prom.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, as always, we're the only couple at the prom.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But what about Strong Sad and Deborah?

'''MARZIPAN:''' That is unmistakably Coach Z.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Who?

''{Cut to the drink table where Coach Z is pouring Listerine into the punch. Coach Z is wearing a [[Wikipedia:Dickie|dickie]] and bow tie and Strong Sad is wearing a space suit.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Coach Z, you oughta be ashamed of yourself.

''{Coach Z fumbles and drops the Listerine.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You're supposed to be our ''chaperon!'' ''{says with a French accent while waving his hand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Are you kiddin'!? I'm just lookin' out for all yer hygienes. Have ya ever talked to one of these kids up close!? Their breaths is ''terbirle''!

''{Someone turns off the light, plunging the scene into pitch darkness. There is a thud sound and a record scratch. Everyone at the prom gasps.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey! Watch those hands, David Coppafeel!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, David!

''{The lights turn back on, revealing Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad in the center separating Homestar Runner and Marzipan. Homestar continues to dance while Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, senior citizens! This prom is officially crashed! Now peep my mastardly plan! I rigged up this button—

''{Cuts to a close up of Strong Bad's hand, which is holding a remote control with a big red button labeled "GO!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —so that when I mash go on it, everybody's pants will POOF AWAY! It's a mass pantsing, see?

''{He presses the button and the [[DELETED]] buzzer sounds.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What!?

''{With dramatic music, the scene quickly cuts to the pants area of Marzipan, then Coach Z, and then really quickly Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, The Blacksmith, The Knight, Strong Mad, The Cheat, before finally stopping on Strong Bad. He is apparently the only one at the prom wearing pants. The camera scrolls up from Strong Bad's pants to his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be kiddin' me! I'm the only one that wears any pants?!

''{Strong Bad's pants poof away, showing white boxers with lipstick kisses on them.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And now to announce your Prom King and Queen! This year's Prom King is... Pom Pom! ''{applause}''

''{Cut to an area of the gymnasium that features the banner and cut-out forms of Nebulon and The Moon.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' ''{spoken words appear onscreen}'' Accepting the award for Pom Pom is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom.

''{Homestar walks out wearing a crown and then takes a swig of Listerine and starts gargling, sounding exactly like Pom Pom.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{Cut to an excited Marzipan}'' And your Prom Queen is... Strong Bad ''{Marzipan looks bewildered}'' with no pants on! ''{applause}''

''{Cut back to Homestar. Pant-less Strong Bad walks in from the left wearing a tiara and holding seven roses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh thank you so much! ''{applause}'' You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!

''{Homestar leans forward, kicking his foot backwards. Cut back to an angry Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Every freakin' year. ''{blows one of her bangs out of her face}''

'''VOICE FROM OFFSCREEN:''' Ohhhh, yeah!

''{Marzipan looks surprised, it then cuts to the rest of the gym, who all gasp. Then it cuts to The Poopsmith who shakes his head and shrugs his shoulders. Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And the best part, was that I also got a twenty-dollar gift certificate to the All-You-Can-Eat Old Folks' Cafeteria. Man, I ate my weight in creamed fish and okratinis. Alright, I gotta get outta here. I'm taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform. ''{gets up and leaves}''

''{Cut to a shot of the whole computer desk with Strong Bad standing to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hurk! ''{jumps offscreen}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on WA when Strong Bad says "Walrus Association" to see a business card for the Walrus Association:
<blockquote>Matt M. 
Walrus Association 
 
Phone: 555-TUSQ 
Mobile: GIMME A WEEK OR SO 
 
"Koo koo ka-choo or summat"</blockquote>
[[Image:Senor Prom '95.PNG|thumb|Senor Prom '95]]
*Click on "senor prom" to see a photo of an ice sculpture of [[Senor Cardgage]] slowly melting a bit on a sheet of paper. It has "Senor Prom '95" autographed on it.
*At the end, click on "Delilelia" to see the actual beginning of the email.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles? Dear Str—
*Click on "Coppafeel" at the end to see a conversation with Homestar Runner and Pom Pom.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. My pants got so poofed away at the prom this year. ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' So I was wearing all these types of long pants, and they just got poofed away. So embarrassing.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well maybe I ''will'' keep telling myself that!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A senior [[Wikipedia:Prom|prom]] is a formal dance held at the end of the final year of high school (around the time of year that this email was produced), chiefly in the [[Wikipedia:United States|United States]]. Musical entertainment, refreshments, and adult [[Wikipedia:Chaperon|chaperons]] are often present at these events.
*An "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratini]" is a martini served with a pickled [[Wikipedia:Okra|okra]] pod instead of an olive.
*"Summat" is regional English slang for "something."

===Trivia===
[[Image:kotvoqpcs.png|Let the king have some!|thumb|right]]
*The filename for the SWF file is the expected "sbemail151", but the HTML file is "kotpoptoon" and the HTML file "sbemail151.html" does not exist.
**The email was [[Main Page Messages|announced on the main page]] as a new toon as a prank; when it was released the message button read "king of town toon!"
**Later in the week, the button was changed to "Strong Bad Email".
*The label on the disk in the Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#broderbund classics|broder bund classics]]".
*This is the first time The Blacksmith has appeared in any Homestar Runner cartoon since his debut in [[The King of Town DVD]] six years previously.
*The Strong Sadstronaut was previously seen in the weekly [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|Sketchbook]].
*[[Nebulon]] appears as one of the decorations at the dance.
*[[The Moon]] on the banner first appeared in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]].

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad is wearing boxer shorts when his pants poof off. However, in [[New Boots]], he claims he doesn't wear "[[Underwear|underwears]]."
*Assuming Strong Bad's button worked the way it was supposed to, and Homestar was not telling the truth in the Easter egg, he was not wearing pants. This further adds to the mystery of [[Homestar Runner's Pants]].
*Since an okratini is a drink, Strong Bad could not have ''eaten'' his weight in them, unless he consumed the okra pods.
*When Strong Bad addresses the audience and compares them to an almond-paste-filled sweet delight, he is describing the real confection of [[Wikipedia:Marzipan|marzipan]].
*Although it was stated in [[highschool]] that all the characters looked different in high school, all the characters appear as they would normally. This may be due to Strong Bad's "doodle memory", though it may also be, considering their ages are neither implied nor stated, that they are still ''in'' high school. However, in the short toon [[On Break]], Strong Bad states that he, Homestar, and Coach Z are grown men.
*Marzipan implies that the characters attend the prom each year, despite the senior prom being a once-in-a-lifetime event for most high school students.
*The band performing is named "''All'' the King's Men". However, [[The Little Chef Guy]] and [[The Cleric]], who first appeared with the rest of the king's men in [[The King of Town DVD]], are notably absent from the band.
*In this email, Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend's name is spelled "Delilelia". However, in the following [[Quote of the Week]], it was spelled "Delelilia".
*After Marzipan says "Watch those hands, David Coppafeel" and the lights come on, Strong Mad is the only character whose hands are near her.

===Goofs===
*When the scene is focused on Strong Sad and Coach Z, it can be seen that the table is on the blue mat. However in the following far shot, it is on the wood.
*In the Easter Egg, right after Strong Bad brings up the email, his head doesn't move, even when he reads the first half of the introduction.
*When the scene is focused on Strong Sad and Coach Z, the scoreboard is at the far right of the screen. Then, when the lights cut out and the scene focuses on Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, the scoreboard is in the exact same place even though the camera has zoomed out.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email first came out, right before Marzipan says "That is unmistakably Coach Z", her eyes showed up where her mouth should have been.

===Glitches===
*When Homestar keeps his eyes shut while standing next to de-pantsed Strong Bad, his regular pair of blinking eyes appears every few seconds beneath his already closed lids.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Poopsmith spokemaybe.png|thumb|What does The Poopsmith need with a mic, anyway?]]
*The lipstick pattern on Strong Bad's shorts is the same as the one in [[video games]].
*"Senor proms" is a reference to the common [[Senor|mispronunciation]] of Señor, and is further highlighted by the Senor Cardgage Easter egg.
*In this email, Coach Z makes a [[concoction]] by spiking the punch with [[Listerine]]. Coach Z was previously seen drinking Listerine in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*Strong Bad previously fabricated a story about a girl leaving him to go to another planet in his [[autobiography]].
*This email makes some references to [[robots]].
*In the Easter egg, Homestar Runner's stubborn insistence that he was wearing long pants at the prom is a reference to [[long pants]], an email in which Homestar goes crazy after Strong Bad accuses him of not wearing any pants. This email also deals with [[pants]] in general.
*This is another instance of [[mashing]].
*Strong Bad uses a [[single-button remote control]].
*The name of the dance is "Entrapment [[All Up On]] the Moon".
*While it isn't certain that "Ohhh Yeah" was spoken by The Poopsmith, a similar voice was used in [[different town]] to demonstrate what he would sound like.
*Strong Bad last expressed a desire for tusks in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad claimed he crashed his fair share of Shortcoming [[Prancing|Prance]]s.
*The "missing" email song is similar to that of [[radio]] (both mentioning "email style").
*Strong Bad plans to "crash the ever-loving [[style]] out of" the prom, as well as singing about "e-mail styles."
*The "okratini" and Coach Z's spiking the punch bowl with [[Listerine]] are references to [[alcohol]].
*Mastardly is a [[portmanteau]] of master and dastardly.
*Strong Bad becoming the Prom Queen is an example of [[gender confusion]].

===Real-World References===

*[[Wikipedia:David Copperfield (illusionist)|David Copperfield]] is a popular illusionist.
*The "Entrapment All Up On the Moon" dance and the outfits worn by the band are references to the "Enchantment Under the Sea" Dance from the ''[[Back to the Future]]'' movie trilogy.
*The phrase "Koo koo ka-choo" on the business card in the Easter egg refers to the song "[[Wikipedia:I Am the Walrus|I Am the Walrus]]" by [[The Beatles]]. This is a common [[Wikipedia: mondegreen|mondegreen]] of the actual phrase from the song, "GOO GOO GOO JOOB".
*[[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]] is an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
*The "robot on Mars that got stuck in the sand again" is a reference to the Mars Exploration Rover [http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/spotlight/20051212.html Opportunity], which got stuck in a sand ripple on April 26, 2005.
*[[All the King's Men!]] is a reference to the nursery rhyme [[Wikipedia:Humpty Dumpty|Humpty Dumpty]], as well as [[Wikipedia:The Kingsmen|The Kingsmen]], the band famous for their recording of the song "Louie, Louie," and the novel, "All the King's Men."
*Strong Bad's remark, "It's a mass pantsing, see?" is an example of stereotypical "mobster speech", which was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Edward G. Robinson|Edward G. Robinson]] in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Little Caesar_(film)|Little Caesar]]''.
*The King of Town's line, "Let the King have some!" could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Firehose (band)|fIREHOSE]] (a side project of one of Matt Chapman's favorite bands, [[Wikipedia:Minutemen (band)|The Minutemen]]) song, "Let the Drummer Have Some," from their ''[[Wikipedia:fROMOHIO|fROMOHIO]]'' album.


===Fast Forward===
*The King Of Town really would get his Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show in [[KOT's VOQPCS!]].
*The tune from the Easter egg showing the email intro is used for [[An Important Rap Song]].
*Strong Sad also wears his astronaut helmet in [[Ever and More!]].
*Strong Bad has no pants on in [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Deborah is mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as [[Marzipan]]'s "hot cousin".
*The Poopsmith would actually sing in [[email thunder]].
*[[Coach Z]] wears his Bow tie and dickey in [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]], which uses the same setting where the drinking table and punch bowl is.

== DVD Version ==

*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], and [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' Don't believe it for a second, you guys!

'''MIKE:''' I wish I ''could'' believe it, unfortunately! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' Sounds like a good show.

'''MIKE:''' I know, it would be good. I think there's definitely gonna be— have to be a laugh track, if we ever make this...

'''MATT:''' Make it like a sitcom...

'''RYAN:''' ''Three's Company''.

'''MIKE:''' It's all the uh... the Chef—

'''MATT:''' The Chef and the—

'''MIKE:''' and the Blacksmith

'''MATT:''' —Blacksmith and the S— the Scribe. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is there— does he have a scribe? What do we call him?

'''MATT:''' The Bishop? The Clergyman?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, the trumpeter guy? I don't know what we call him.

'''MATT:''' No, what's the religious guy called?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I call him the... Clergyman, I think.

'''MATT:''' The Cleric?

'''MIKE:''' The Cleric.

'''MIKE:''' Anyways, as Strong Sad said...

'''MATT:''' That's Strong Bad, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Whi— now, which— who are you?

'''MATT:''' I'm Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, okay.

'''MATT:''' This is Brian.

'''MIKE:''' Alright.

'''RYAN:''' Brody, Brian.

'''MATT:''' Strong ''Bad'' is the wrestleman.

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. Alright.

'''MATT:''' Did you go to any of your proms, Ryan, in high school?

'''RYAN:''' I went to senior prom.

'''MATT:''' Did you?

'''RYAN:''' 'Cause I had a tux from Jazz Band.

'''MATT:''' Oh, nice!

'''RYAN:''' Get closer.

'''MIKE:''' Say that again. I had a tux—

'''RYAN:''' I... I went to prom.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' He had a tux from Jazz Band! 'Cause he's a jazz man!

'''RYAN:''' "Mr. Jazzman," they called me. ''{pauses}'' Did you guys go to prom?

'''MATT:''' Uh, I did not. Oh, uh, I went to junior prom. Yes.

'''RYAN:''' J. P.

'''MATT:''' And uh, I went to— I think I wore a shoulder holster. I was dressing up as a Reservoir Dog for junior prom. And I wore a shoulder holster underneath my suit. No gun in it, but just—

'''MIKE:''' Probably couldn't get away with that now.

'''MATT:''' —probably get you expelled, and ''{laughs}'' sent to Homeland Security. ''{laughs}'' Do high schools have their own office of Homeland Security?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''RYAN:''' Color codes.

'''MATT:''' Y—you can either go to the clinic, or you can get sent to Homeland Security. ''{pause}'' Oh, portmanteaus! -tooks. Portmantooks. ''{pause}'' Oh, Ryan. ''{pause}'' Your cousin, Marvin Berry!

'''MIKE:''' Is that the tuxes that they're wearing?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, pretty much the same as— I don't know what that band is called, in ''Back to the Future''.

'''MIKE:''' Marzipan's hair looks pretty good there, doesn't it?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, done up! Marzi.

'''MIKE:''' But it doesn't look like her ponytail seems to be the same size, so I don't know where the rest of that hair is coming from—

'''MATT:''' It's extensions.

'''MIKE:''' I guess it's all extensions, yeah.

'''MATT:''' See, Strong Sad dressed up in a costume to go to the prom, just like I did!

'''MIKE:''' What is the deal with those flap things that old-timey tuxedos...

'''MATT:''' I don't know! They're always in cartoons, and like somebody can't keep it tucked in from smackin' 'em in the face.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! I feel like it's in maybe some ''Three Stooges'' or something! But what is it?

'''MATT:''' I dunno.

'''MIKE:''' Why couldn't they just wear a shirt?!

'''MATT:''' It can roll up— I can roll up like a shade, though, apparently, and go ''{imitates a shade spinning around}'' right underneath your... ''{pauses}'' Poof away! [[Little Girl]] one time said that clouds poof away.

'''MIKE:''' If— if you tried to lift a cloud it would poof away.

'''MATT:''' ''{in response to Strong Bad's pants being poofed away}'' Oh! ''{pauses}'' I feel like when we were writing this, that we— we wrote this at the time when we— we got to this point and we're like, "Oh, wait. Yeah, Strong Bad's like kinda the only one that ''has'' any pants on"—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah!

'''MATT:''' —and we hadn't decided that in advance; we didn't quite know what was gonna happen.

'''MIKE:''' That was always the case: it seemed like if you went to a— ''didn't'' go to your own prom, but went to some other school, preferably a pr— a private school, prom, it was—

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' —you had some hot girlfriend that nobody else knew that probably didn't exist—

'''MATT:''' —and maybe you were hanging out in your basement by yourself that night... You were at the ''private'' school prom!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, watch this. Watch her poof her ha—hair.

'''MATT:''' Oh!

'''MIKE:''' That's sh—

'''MATT:''' What— Wait, hey, was that The Poopsmith? Nun-uh, "I don— I don't know!" says The Poopsmith.

'''MIKE:''' I think that was the Blacksmith, probably.

'''MATT:''' Yeah? ''{in a deep, raspy voice}'' Oh.

'''RYAN:''' The Cleric.

'''MATT:''' ''{In the deep, raspy voice}'' Oh, yeah. ''{laughing, in his normal voice}'' It was definitely the Cleric. ''{pauses}'' Um, creamed fish sounds disgusting. Do you think we can get some creamed fish upstairs at Piccadilly, you guys?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Okratinis sound pretty good, though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We're headin' up there. Coppafeel. ''{pauses}'' Oh! ''{in response to Strong Bad's jump offscreen}''

''{laughter}''

=== Fun Facts ===
*''[[Wikipedia:Reservoir Dogs|Reservoir Dogs]]'' was [[Wikipedia:Quentin Tarantino|Quentin Tarantino]]'s first feature film and featured six gunmen in suits.
*The [[Wikipedia:United States Department of Homeland Security|United States Department of Homeland Security]] is an government agency devoted to anti-terrorism in the United States.
*[[The Three Stooges]] were an American comedy act that starred in several short films.
*When Matt says, "Your cousin, Marvin Berry", he is directly quoting part of a line from ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]''. Marvin Berry is the leader of the band on whose tuxedos All the King's Men!'s costumes are based. His cousin, according to a call he makes, is musician [[Wikipedia:Chuck Berry|Chuck Berry]].
*Matt makes reference to a [[Wikipedia:Piccadilly Cafeterias|Piccadilly cafeteria]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:kotpoptoon.html|watch "senior prom"]]
*[[HR:sbemail151.swf|view the Flash file for "senior prom"]]
*[[Forum:8142|forum thread re: "senior prom"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes

2012-11-25T02:53:08Z

Bubsty: guess it'd be nice if the link worked

[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]] that the characters wore in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Halloween 2003.

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| [[Image:StrongSad DavidByrne.PNG|150px|Strong Sad As David Byrne]] || [[Strong Sad]] || David Byrne || David Byrne rose to prominence as lead singer of the band Talking Heads. Beginning as part of the punk/new wave movement of the late '70s, the band was quickly distinguished for their experimental lyrical and instrumental style and the nervous energy of Byrne's vocals. He records today as a solo artist. Strong Sad is wearing Byrne's "big suit" from the 1984 Talking Heads concert film ''Stop Making Sense.'' || [[Wikipedia:David Byrne (musician)|Wikipedia article for David Byrne]]
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| [[Image:Marzipan LogLady.PNG|150px|Marzipan As The Log Lady]] || [[Marzipan]] || The Log Lady || Margaret Lanterman, AKA the Log Lady, was a character on the 1990 TV series ''[[IMDB:tt0098936|Twin Peaks]]'', played by [[Wikipedia:Catherine E. Coulson|Catherine E. Coulson]]. She was an eccentric recluse who carried a log around, which she believed spoke to her. || [[Wikipedia:Margaret Lanterman|Wikipedia article for the Log Lady]]
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| [[Image:StrongMad Magnum.PNG|150px|Strong Mad As Magnum P.I.]] || [[Strong Mad]] || Magnum, P.I. || Magnum, P.I. was the title character of a [[IMDB:tt0080240|television show]] starring Tom Selleck that ran from 1980 to 1988. It followed the adventures of Thomas Magnum III, a private detective working in Hawaii. || [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Wikipedia article for Magnum P.I.]]
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| [[Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|150px|Strong Bad As Ozone]] || [[Strong Bad]] || Ozone || Ozone is a character from the films ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo|Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo]]'' played by professional breakdancer Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quiñones. || [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Wikipedia article]]
|-
| [[Image:TheCheat Izzy.PNG|150px|The Cheat As Izzy]] || [[The Cheat]] || Izzy || Izzy was the mascot of the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. His story is that he is a creature called a Whatizit who lives inside the Olympic Flame, and is often considered to be the least popular of all Olympic mascots. Mike Chapman created the Homestar Runner universe while working on light rigging for the Australian telecasts of those games.|| [[Wikipedia:Izzy (mascot):Wikipedia article for Izzy]]
|-
| [[Image:KingofTown Hamburglar.PNG|150px|The King of Town as The Hamburglar]] || [[The King of Town]] || Hamburglar || Hamburglar is one of the mascots for the [[McDonald's]] chain of restaurants. He always tries to steal Ronald McDonald's hamburgers and his catchphrase is "robble robble". || [[Wikipedia:Hamburglar|Wikipedia article for Hamburglar]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar JohnMcEnroe.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner As John McEnroe]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || [[John McEnroe]] || McEnroe was a professional tennis player and was U.S. Open singles champion in 1979, 1980, 1981, and 1984. In 1992, he became the oldest men's player ever to win a Grand Slam title of any kind when he captured the Wimbledon men's doubles championship. He is widely known for throwing his racket in a fit of anger when he feels slighted by the line judges, as well as the afro hairstyle he sported in the 1970s and '80s. || [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|Wikipedia article for John McEnroe]]
|-
| [[Image:PomPom Kamala.PNG|150px|Pom Pom As Kamala the Ugandan Giant]] || [[Pom Pom]] || Kamala the Ugandan Giant || Kamala was a WWF wrestler, supposedly from the tribes of the [[Wikipedia:Uganda|Ugandan]] jungle, known for his wild and untamed style while he terrorized his opponents in and out of wrestling rings throughout the world. He was played by James Harris, whose wrestling career began in 1978 when he made his ring debut in Greenwood, Mississippi. He wrestled throughout the south under a variety of aliases, most notably as Sugar Bear Harris. In England during the '80s he was known as The Mississippi Mauler.|| [[Wikipedia:Kamala (wrestler)|Wikipedia article for Kamala the Ugandan Giant]]
|-
| [[Image:CoachZ KoolMoeDee.PNG|150px|Coach Z As Kool Moe Dee]] || [[Coach Z]] || Kool Moe Dee || Kool Moe Dee or 'Mohandas Dewese' was a member of one of the pioneering old school hip hop groups of all time, The Treacherous Three, from the late 1970s to mid 1980s. This influential 'old-school rapper' released his first album in 1986. He has not released an album since 1994's ''Interlude''. In publicity photos, he always wore the cylindrical leather hat that Coach Z is wearing here.|| [[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Wikipedia article for Kool Moe Dee]]
|-
| [[Image:Bubs Mel.PNG|150px|Bubs As Mel]] || [[Bubs]] || Mel || Melvin "Mel" Sharples was a manager of "Mel's Diner" in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]'' and the '70s TV sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:Alice (television)|Alice]]''. His role was played by [[Wikipedia:Vic Tayback|Vic Tayback]] from 1976 to 1985 where he constantly worked alongside fellow waitresses Flo(rence) "Kiss my grits" Castleberry and Vera Gorman for comedic purposes. || [[Wikipedia:Mel Sharples|Wikipedia article for Mel]]
|-
| [[Image:Stinkoman SpeedRacer.PNG|150px|Stinkoman As Speed Racer]] || [[Stinkoman]] || Speed Racer || Speed Racer is the title character in the classic anime ''Speed Racer'', or ''Mach Go Go Go'' in Japan. Speed Racer, or Go Mifune, is a young stock car racer who strives to win in the cutthroat world of racing. It was one of the first anime to be imported into North America and dubbed, giving many people their first taste of Japanese animation. Giving Stinkoman the "Akira" jar will make his arm explode into a grotesque organic tendril, which is a reference to the 1988 film [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]], which is also considered an entry-level anime for new fans.|| [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Wikipedia article for Speed Racer]]
|-
| [[Image:Poopsmith MBison.PNG|150px|The Poopsmith As M. Bison]] || [[The Poopsmith]] || M. Bison || M. Bison is a character in the popular Capcom video game series [[Street Fighter]]. He is known as "Vega" in the Japanese version of the games; the American translation mixed the names of several "boss" characters in Street Fighter II, Vega and Balrog among them. || [[Wikipedia:M._Bison|Wikipedia article for M. Bison]]
|-
| [[Image:Homsar Slash.PNG|150px|Homsar As Slash]] || [[Homsar]] || Slash || Slash (real name: Saul Hudson) was the lead guitarist with hard rockers [[Guns N' Roses]] until forming his own band, Slash's Snakepit in 1996, and later joining the band Velvet Revolver. His appearance and guitar-playing skills are well known. He is famous for his trademark top hat, cigarette and long curly hair. || [[Wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Wikipedia article for Slash]]
|-
| [[Image:TheGoblin Santaman.PNG|150px|The Goblin As Santaman]] || [[The Goblin]] || Santa Claus/Santaman || The Goblin shows up in most Halloween toons; in this instance he is dressed up as Santa Claus, or according to Homestar, a [[Santaman]]. The Santaman has also popped up in [[Decemberween In July]]. || [[Wikipedia:Santa Claus|Wikipedia article for Santa Claus]]
|}

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[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes

2012-11-25T02:52:38Z

Bubsty: replace dead link

[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]] that the characters wore in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Halloween 2003.

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
| [[Image:StrongSad DavidByrne.PNG|150px|Strong Sad As David Byrne]] || [[Strong Sad]] || David Byrne || David Byrne rose to prominence as lead singer of the band Talking Heads. Beginning as part of the punk/new wave movement of the late '70s, the band was quickly distinguished for their experimental lyrical and instrumental style and the nervous energy of Byrne's vocals. He records today as a solo artist. Strong Sad is wearing Byrne's "big suit" from the 1984 Talking Heads concert film ''Stop Making Sense.'' || [[Wikipedia:David Byrne (musician)|Wikipedia article for David Byrne]]
|-
| [[Image:Marzipan LogLady.PNG|150px|Marzipan As The Log Lady]] || [[Marzipan]] || The Log Lady || Margaret Lanterman, AKA the Log Lady, was a character on the 1990 TV series ''[[IMDB:tt0098936|Twin Peaks]]'', played by [[Wikipedia:Catherine E. Coulson|Catherine E. Coulson]]. She was an eccentric recluse who carried a log around, which she believed spoke to her. || [[Wikipedia:Margaret Lanterman|Wikipedia article for the Log Lady]]
|-
| [[Image:StrongMad Magnum.PNG|150px|Strong Mad As Magnum P.I.]] || [[Strong Mad]] || Magnum, P.I. || Magnum, P.I. was the title character of a [[IMDB:tt0080240|television show]] starring Tom Selleck that ran from 1980 to 1988. It followed the adventures of Thomas Magnum III, a private detective working in Hawaii. || [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Wikipedia article for Magnum P.I.]]
|-
| [[Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|150px|Strong Bad As Ozone]] || [[Strong Bad]] || Ozone || Ozone is a character from the films ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo|Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo]]'' played by professional breakdancer Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quiñones. || [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Wikipedia article]]
|-
| [[Image:TheCheat Izzy.PNG|150px|The Cheat As Izzy]] || [[The Cheat]] || Izzy || Izzy was the mascot of the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. His story is that he is a creature called a Whatizit who lives inside the Olympic Flame, and is often considered to be the least popular of all Olympic mascots. Mike Chapman created the Homestar Runner universe while working on light rigging for the Australian telecasts of those games.|| [[Wikipedia:Izzy (mascot):Wikipedia article for Izzy]
|-
| [[Image:KingofTown Hamburglar.PNG|150px|The King of Town as The Hamburglar]] || [[The King of Town]] || Hamburglar || Hamburglar is one of the mascots for the [[McDonald's]] chain of restaurants. He always tries to steal Ronald McDonald's hamburgers and his catchphrase is "robble robble". || [[Wikipedia:Hamburglar|Wikipedia article for Hamburglar]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar JohnMcEnroe.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner As John McEnroe]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || [[John McEnroe]] || McEnroe was a professional tennis player and was U.S. Open singles champion in 1979, 1980, 1981, and 1984. In 1992, he became the oldest men's player ever to win a Grand Slam title of any kind when he captured the Wimbledon men's doubles championship. He is widely known for throwing his racket in a fit of anger when he feels slighted by the line judges, as well as the afro hairstyle he sported in the 1970s and '80s. || [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|Wikipedia article for John McEnroe]]
|-
| [[Image:PomPom Kamala.PNG|150px|Pom Pom As Kamala the Ugandan Giant]] || [[Pom Pom]] || Kamala the Ugandan Giant || Kamala was a WWF wrestler, supposedly from the tribes of the [[Wikipedia:Uganda|Ugandan]] jungle, known for his wild and untamed style while he terrorized his opponents in and out of wrestling rings throughout the world. He was played by James Harris, whose wrestling career began in 1978 when he made his ring debut in Greenwood, Mississippi. He wrestled throughout the south under a variety of aliases, most notably as Sugar Bear Harris. In England during the '80s he was known as The Mississippi Mauler.|| [[Wikipedia:Kamala (wrestler)|Wikipedia article for Kamala the Ugandan Giant]]
|-
| [[Image:CoachZ KoolMoeDee.PNG|150px|Coach Z As Kool Moe Dee]] || [[Coach Z]] || Kool Moe Dee || Kool Moe Dee or 'Mohandas Dewese' was a member of one of the pioneering old school hip hop groups of all time, The Treacherous Three, from the late 1970s to mid 1980s. This influential 'old-school rapper' released his first album in 1986. He has not released an album since 1994's ''Interlude''. In publicity photos, he always wore the cylindrical leather hat that Coach Z is wearing here.|| [[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Wikipedia article for Kool Moe Dee]]
|-
| [[Image:Bubs Mel.PNG|150px|Bubs As Mel]] || [[Bubs]] || Mel || Melvin "Mel" Sharples was a manager of "Mel's Diner" in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]'' and the '70s TV sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:Alice (television)|Alice]]''. His role was played by [[Wikipedia:Vic Tayback|Vic Tayback]] from 1976 to 1985 where he constantly worked alongside fellow waitresses Flo(rence) "Kiss my grits" Castleberry and Vera Gorman for comedic purposes. || [[Wikipedia:Mel Sharples|Wikipedia article for Mel]]
|-
| [[Image:Stinkoman SpeedRacer.PNG|150px|Stinkoman As Speed Racer]] || [[Stinkoman]] || Speed Racer || Speed Racer is the title character in the classic anime ''Speed Racer'', or ''Mach Go Go Go'' in Japan. Speed Racer, or Go Mifune, is a young stock car racer who strives to win in the cutthroat world of racing. It was one of the first anime to be imported into North America and dubbed, giving many people their first taste of Japanese animation. Giving Stinkoman the "Akira" jar will make his arm explode into a grotesque organic tendril, which is a reference to the 1988 film [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]], which is also considered an entry-level anime for new fans.|| [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Wikipedia article for Speed Racer]]
|-
| [[Image:Poopsmith MBison.PNG|150px|The Poopsmith As M. Bison]] || [[The Poopsmith]] || M. Bison || M. Bison is a character in the popular Capcom video game series [[Street Fighter]]. He is known as "Vega" in the Japanese version of the games; the American translation mixed the names of several "boss" characters in Street Fighter II, Vega and Balrog among them. || [[Wikipedia:M._Bison|Wikipedia article for M. Bison]]
|-
| [[Image:Homsar Slash.PNG|150px|Homsar As Slash]] || [[Homsar]] || Slash || Slash (real name: Saul Hudson) was the lead guitarist with hard rockers [[Guns N' Roses]] until forming his own band, Slash's Snakepit in 1996, and later joining the band Velvet Revolver. His appearance and guitar-playing skills are well known. He is famous for his trademark top hat, cigarette and long curly hair. || [[Wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Wikipedia article for Slash]]
|-
| [[Image:TheGoblin Santaman.PNG|150px|The Goblin As Santaman]] || [[The Goblin]] || Santa Claus/Santaman || The Goblin shows up in most Halloween toons; in this instance he is dressed up as Santa Claus, or according to Homestar, a [[Santaman]]. The Santaman has also popped up in [[Decemberween In July]]. || [[Wikipedia:Santa Claus|Wikipedia article for Santa Claus]]
|}

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[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

the facts

2012-11-19T19:36:12Z

Bubsty: /* Inside References */ just to clarify

{{sbenav|114}}
[[Image:Cubeland.PNG|thumb|"I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it might work."]]

Strong Bad tells Jess G. from OH why Strong Mad doesn't have his own cartoon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Cubeland]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 20, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:53

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
I was just wondering, why doesn't 
Strong Mad have his own cartoon? 
 
Your fan, 
Jess G. OH</blockquote>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... G'oh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language.

''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' For examplé: ''{pronounced ex-AM-play}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. What's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' ''GARBLEDINA''!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: ''Garbledina''.

''{"Garbledina" appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact three: He's like a big square, this guy.

''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all.

''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Un..settling.

''{"Unsettling" appears.}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland—

''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner. Strong Mad looks around a bit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is a place I just made up, so..on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control.

''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, obsoive.

''{The Strong Mad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey, biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause  baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE!

''{He holds up his right hand, index finger, and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!

''{He holds up his other hand in the same position.}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience.

''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears and a claymation cartoon begins. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR!

''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like the Tandy 400 (with the word "DiSK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{speaking quietly}'' I want my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still quietly}'' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I want my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Sewiously" all the time and acting like a moron...all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{normally}'' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!" 

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Homestar Will Be Right Back.PNG|thumb|"We're coming right back after these messages!"]]
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad's epic film, '[[Doug the Dino]]'.
<blockquote>'''''int: dinosaur - day''''' 
go dougie!! 
RAWR!! 
toilet. (drawing of a [[toilet]])</blockquote>
*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break bumper.
:''{A screen featuring Homestar holding a Popsicle and the words "We'll Be Right Back!" appears}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:We're coming right back after these messages! 
:We're coming right back after these messageeeees...

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
* "[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bupkis Bupkis]" is a Yiddish word (meaning "beans") used in English to mean "nothing" or "almost nothing". Sample usage: "I work here for him ten hours a day, all week, and what does he give me? Bupkis!"

===Trivia===
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[Stop Motion|claymation]] debut.
*The [[Cardboard Boxes|box]] on Strong Mad's desk that says 'disks' on it also reads 'NOT CAR PARTS' upside down.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#thexder|thexder]]".
*The [[font]] in which Strong Bad types the facts is [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]], the font used on the [[Tandy 400]].

===Remarks===
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'4" (2.2 m), tall and wide. However, The Cheat implied in [[i she be]] that Strong Mad is 6 feet (1.8 m) tall. Meanwhile, according to a [[HR:smsticker.html|page]] that is [[Secret Pages|no longer linked from the main site]], Strong Mad weighs 900 lbs (408 kg) and is 8'3" (2.5 m) tall. Of course, Strong Mad is not actually a square; in fact, he's about 7.25% taller than he is wide. (The measurement lines shown in this email aren't even the same size.) So, based on the dimensions given, if he were 7'4" (2.2 m) wide, he would be approximately 8 feet (2.4 m) tall. On the other hand, if he were 88 inches (2.2 m) tall, he would only be about 82 inches (2.1 m) wide. Finally, if he were 6 feet (1.8 m) tall, he would be a mere 5'7" (1.7 m) wide.
**These measurements also do not correspond with the measurements of the other characters.
** In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's weight combined is 1,000,000 pounds (453,592 kg). If Strong Bad weighs 150 pounds (68 kg), then Strong Mad weighs 999,850 pounds (453,532 kg)! This contradicts Strong Bad's quote saying that he is 900 pounds. (However, Marshmallow's Last Stand is an early cartoon and is likely no longer considered valid in regards to continuity.)
*Strong Mad seems to be making "Doug the Dino" in the scene of him in his room, as there is a toy dinosaur and a green cylinder shaped block on his table.
*Homestar Runner has claimed that "That's bupkis!" is his new [[catch phrase]] (to replace "[[Seriously]]..."), but he hasn't said it since this email debuted.
*There are no English words beginning with "Ehgh", what Strong Bad has started to type when Homestar interrupts him.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When this email was first released, if the eject button on the video recorder was clicked on during "Doug the Dino", the loading screen would appear and freeze. This may be due to the VCR being copied from the "[[Character Videos|Characters]]" menu, in which the eject button causes [[Homsar]]'s tape to pop out. The eject button is now unclickable.

===Inside References===
*The TV set that plays "Doug The Dino" is the [[Telebision]] from the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]].
*[[The VCR]] (in which the display is still blinking 12:00) is the same one that appears on the "Characters" menu and the emails [[12:00]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Mad "[[Graw Mad]]". According to the commentary for [[car]], this is what TBC's [[Little Girl|niece]] used to call Strong Mad (she also called [[Strong Sad]] "Gron Sad", a name which Strong Bad used in [[car]]).
*"Doug The Dino" could be a reference to Strong Mad's managing to say "[[Douglas]]" in an Easter egg for the email [[sibbie]], after Strong Bad tried to get him to say it in [[cheat talk]].
*Strong Bad mentions his [[parents|mom]].
*Strong Mad's [[Box Computer|computer]] has the word "DiSK" written on it, and the title screen for the movie reads "DOUG THE DiNO", which are both instances of [[lowercase i's]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Strong Bad says Jess G.OH's last name is a reference to [[The Simpsons]], in which one of [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson's]] catch phrases is "[[Wikipedia:D'oh!|D'oh!]]"
*The tune Homestar sings to in the Easter egg is the same tune as the intermission theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''.
*The ''"We'll Be Right Back!"'' song and screen are in the style of cartoon shows of the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, which frequently included lead-outs and lead-ins with freeze-frames (or animations) of the characters along with quirky jingles about the show returning.

===Fast Forward===
*The background drum beat which is heard during the Cubeland scene would be reused in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*Homestar's Popsicle from the Easter Egg is reused for the ice cream bars in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*The Brothers Chaps used stop-motion animation again in [[death metal]] to animate [[Taranchula|Taranchula's]] music video.
*"Doug the Dino" would later be mentioned in the short [[Sbemail 150?!?]].
*Homestar would get [[Hremails|his own email show]] in [[email thunder]], which would be continued in [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MATT:''' OK, guys. It's Matt, Mike, and Marzipan. And, this is the one called "the facts." It's all about brother Strong Mad.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It is about brother Strong Mad. And he is actually my favorite brother.

'''MATT:''' Really? So you like him best?

'''MIKE:''' Seems you get along with Strong Sad pretty well. I didn't realize you and Strong Mad got along so well.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, don't tell Strong Sad that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well Strong—

'''MATT:''' You're his only friend.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I know, but that's, you know, not how I feel on my end.

'''MATT:''' I remember uh, Andy Cooper. The Coopers had ''Thexder''. Uh, which is the game that's in his little floppy disk box there.

'''MIKE:''' It's like a space ship game?

'''MATT:''' You'd— You look like one of those things from Robotech, yeah. You'd be a jet and then a robot.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Which brother is this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' That's Strong ''Mad''. The one you said was your favorite.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I made a mistake.

'''MATT:''' Oh. That's not your favorite.

'''MIKE:''' Who's your favorite?

'''MATT:''' What do you think of Cubeland there? Would you like to visit that place Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' It looks like my freezer.

'''MATT:''' Does it?!

'''MIKE:''' You got some. What do you got in there? Ice cubes—

'''MATT:''' Some iridescent cubes in there?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I do.

'''MIKE:''' Jello cubes?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh, no Jello cubes.

'''MATT:''' Look! See there? Strong Mad's making some Claymation there. Just like Mike and I used to as young boys.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Strong Mad's got some sweet wallpaper in his bedroom.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I want that in my bedroom.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' What do you think of that wallpaper up there, Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like wallpaper. I prefer wallpaper over paint jobs.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.

'''MATT:''' It's much harder to put up, though.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think you have wallpaper in your house. I think you have paint.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, guess what? I wish I had wallpaper. ''{long pause}''. Oooh, that's cool. That's on your desk, Mike. ''{referring to where Strong Mad's Claymation takes place}''

'''MATT:''' So this, um, so this Claymation movie is pretty much ninety percent of Claymation movies Mike and I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt's a—

'''MATT:''' It usually involved a toilet. A dinosaur.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who made this?

'''MIKE:''' Matt did. Matt was a very good— He's an award-winning Claymation animator in nineteen eighty...eight?

'''MATT:''' Nine.

'''MIKE:''' Eighty nine?

'''MARZIPAN:''' What award did he win?

'''MIKE:''' He won some international film—

'''MATT:''' Media Festival.

'''MIKE:''' International Media Festival—

'''MARZIPAN:''' I won an award once.

'''MIKE:''' What— What award?

'''MATT:''' ''{excitedly interrupts}'' Look! Wait! That's wrong! That box is floating in front of that bag, Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' Wow!

'''MATT:''' We need to change that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' You think that's on the website?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was the award for importance.

'''MIKE:''' ''{somewhat mockingly}'' The award for importance?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes! It was internationally recognized.

'''MATT:''' ''{holding back laughter}'' As being ''important''?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that and—

'''MIKE:''' What was the award itself? Was it a medal? Or a trophy?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was a virtual award.

'''MATT:''' ''{changing the subject}'' It looks like Strong Bad and Homestar are really hashing out some issues here. Sitting down and spending some quality time—

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, he likes to perch on the end of desks and things. Doesn't he look cute?

'''MATT:''' He does look kinda cute like that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voluptuously}'' I think he has a good body.

''{Mike starts to laugh}''

'''MATT:''' What? ''{scolding}'' Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell—

'''MATT:''' Keep that to yourself!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm sorry.

'''MATT:''' I don't wanna hear that crap!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm gonna get him a new pair of shoes, though.

'''MATT:''' ''{reacting to The Paper coming down}'' Wow, look at that. All you gotta do is say it's the end and—

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|114|884}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

2012-11-19T05:15:11Z

Bubsty: /* Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Guide) */ adorable, but not very encyclopedic

==Level 5- OH, THE MOON!==
''"[[1-Up]] proves he's just not a kid. But can he be The Guy?"'' 
1-Up continues his search for [[Pan Pan]] on the moon. As can be expected, there are numerous dangers he must brave before 1-up can fight his first challenge.

===Stage 5.1 (Transcript)===
[[Image:level5intro.png|thumb|Can 1-Up be the guy too?]]
''{Cut to view of the city.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS... ''{the headquarters sparkle just a bit as the familiar (CHING!) noise is made.}''

''{Cut to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I NEED YOUR HELP RESCUING PAN PAN! I'M JUST A KID! MAYBE WHEN I'M OLDER...

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NO WAY. I HELPED YOU OUT ON LEVEL 4. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN ON THIS ONE.

''{the camera zooms in to a shot of 1-Up's face}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GULP! ''{he shows surprise}''

''{1-Up exits the building like Stinkoman did in level 3. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I'M ON THE MOOOOOOON! ''{makes a happy face}''

''{The same level start scene is shown with 1-Up instead of Stinkoman, and the words, "TRY LEVEL 5.1" at the bottom.}''

''{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}''
START PLAY!

===Stage 5.1 (Guide)===
Some things you should know about 1-Up are:

*He jumps and runs just like Stinkoman, but with more wild abandon. He runs somewhat slower than Stinkoman. However, he jumps much higher.
*He can't shoot. He can, however, kick, and spin kick in midair if you hold down the fire key. He can do a Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku on the ground if you hold the fire key and left/right directional key down. Hurricane kicking is vital sometimes.
*Because of his lack of arms, 1-Up takes twice as long climbing ladders as he has to do it with his teeth. You can kick left or right while climbing with the appropriate directional key and the fire key. You can speed up his ascent of ladders by having him jump from the bottom of them and then start pressing the up arrow key to climb the rest of the way.
*If 1-Up is left idle for a few seconds, he falls asleep and blows a snot bubble instead of yawning.
*The meteors, called "Bendini Sisters," have preset trigger areas, so remember where they are just in case you have to redo a level. They only happen once per life, though. The interesting thing is that they trigger before you enter their range of attack. Meaning if you progress slowly, they will strike just short of where you are.
**If you backtrack through the level, Bendini Sisters WILL REAPPEAR. The only time this actually matters is during the capsule loop near the end of 5.2, where you will be attacked by two of them when you return to the ladder after the three difficult pit jumps.
*Astromunds can be kicked in the back, but why bother?
*1-Up, being better at jumping can reach Kolkaryu, but like Stinkoman, can't destroy them.

Now moving on:

*First, plow your way across a field of Bendini Sisters. After that, make sure you kick the Chorch under the platform, but be sure he's in range. 1-Up's attack only works close up where he can reach.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet a Browntant. Dodge his attack and get close enough to kick him.
*Get on the moving platform. Be careful. An Astromund is coming. Since you can't attack it, just jump over it. Then be aware of the Kolkaryu coming up. Stay under it until it disappears.
*Grab the power crunch and get on the conveyor belt that looks like it came right off Stlunko. Watch out for the Old Sages. Another Astromund is coming. Look for the gap in the Old Sages and jump over it using this gap. Start spinkicking in place and let the conveyor belt guide you through the Chorch cluster.
*Before you hit the Old Sages on the wall, go down the ladder. Watch for the Jaro below.
*A Piedmont is over the ladder you need to get down. In general, flashing red lasers are bad. Wait for it to stop, then climb down.
*Watch out for the trapdoor. Just like in level 1.2, jump down when it's up, then jump onto solid ground immediatly.
*Another Bendini sister is coming. Dodge and move on.
*Uh-oh, an Uptant. Jump over his attack and kick him. Beware! He shoots out 5 shots in 5 different directions.
*Grab the well deserved capsule on the other side. Climb the ladder up. Don't go to the right just yet, it'll be explained.
**Right: there is a Browntant shooting. Don't bother. Just dodge while jumping on the trapdoors on the right times. Grab the capsule and turn back.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet some Chorches. Just kick 'em.
*Jump over the two Astromunds and be aware of the Downtants. Stay out of their range. (They aren't as simple as normal Kolkaryus. You need to be a little off to the side to survive).
*While you are running under the Downtants, an Astromund will run to you. Jump over him.
*Jump on the platform. Another Bendini sister will come. Stay to the left.
*Two Browntants side by side, really close together will fire. Jump at the right time(when one is flashing) and go down the ladder.
*Grab the capsule resting on the ladder. Jump onto the conveyor belt and keep running. It faces left to a pit.
*There is a Piedmont. Jump off the first conveyor when he is off and proceed.
*Keep passing the conveyors. Be carful of a Downtant above you. Stay out of the way. Watch out for the Jaro under the Downtant.
*Jump to the next conveyor and jump the Astromund. Watch for the Bendini Sister near the ladder.
*When you climb down, you will meet 3 Chorches. Either kick the crap out of them or jump to the right off the ladder.
*Watch for two more Bendini Sisters as you get to the flag.
*1-Up will turn to gold as you finish the level!

===Stage 5.2 (Transcript)===
''{The same level start scene is shown with the words, "TRY LEVEL 5.2" at the bottom.}''

''{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}''
<pre>START PLAY!</pre>

===Stage 5.2 (Guide)===
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtants' fire.
**If you want to get out of there easily, the right ladders are safe, but for the left ones you should wait next to them until the shot is gone, then jump reach.
**Another way is to stand there on the right side, the bullets pass through you. After each shot, you can jump and hold up and the attack button and the Downtant you are attacking will be damaged. Do that once more and it will die. If you have a good timing you can jump AT THE RIGHT TIME to kill it before it shoots again, but it is risky due to its temporary invulnerability.
** If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule. Since you have to go back up the ladders, after getting the capsule, it makes sense to attack the Downtants so as to avoid risking injury after restoring your health.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, walk off of the platform to the right ('''do not jump!''') As long as you keep pushing right until you reach the ground, you will avoid all of the spikes.
* After running right, jump on to the first conveyor belt, wait for the Uptant to attack, jump to the next conveyor belt, and quickly jump to the standing platform.
** If you go up (which is easier and less risky), jump again and climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
** Jump up to the conveyor belts and start traveling to the left. Beware of the three Astromunds that come at you! Just jump over them and get to the next platform.
** You can get across the moving platforms more quickly if you jump across them. The backwards traction doesn't have any effect while you aren't touching them, including while you are jumping over them.
** On that platform, there will be a Chorch waiting for you. Kick it and jump down the ladder.
***It's much easier to jump off the right side of the platform, you can easily clear the Piedmonts and Kolkaryu.
***If you feel like taking on the traps, hit jump while on the ladder to drop straight down.
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
** Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
** On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
** Jump off.
* If you take the lower middle platform:
** Dodge the Bendini Sister.
** Back up when the Astromund attacks.
** Dodge the Kolkaryu (not his attacks) and don't stay a little to its left (that's where it leaves).
** Jump over the Old Sage and take the capsule hidden behind it.
* If you take the bottom platform:
** Dodge the Bendini Sister, Piedmont, and Kolkaryu's attacks.
*** There's a capsule on the end of the second platform hidden behind the small platform. Get it on the way down.
* An easy way to pass the 4-platform section is to start on the top one, and then instead of jumping over the spike, just walk in front of the preceding conveyor belt to drop to the lower level - no spike!
** You can also jump up to the second level platforms, run right, and then jump up to the third level once you're to the right of the Browntant, but with plenty of time to clear the Astromund. You can also safely destroy the Browntant from behind, if you like.
* Dodge the Downtant's attacks and the Bendini Sisters. Jump over the pit.
* Dodge the Downtants' attacks and the Bendini Sisters, again. Jump over the pit.
* Run into the center and avoid the Kolkaryu's shots while moving to dodge the Downtants' bullets.
* Jump on the trapdoor and '''quickly''' jump off and onto the platform with the ladder. The next few parts are almost impossible.
* Walk over in the middle of the platform so you won't get hurt by the Downtant firing away. Two Bendini Sisters will attack, dodge them.
** If you go on the moving platform, get a nice big headache medicine. You probably need it. Don't go on the other side, unless you are up for a huge time waster; you can't reach the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, but be aware of the Downtant. This is hard. A best bet is to jump and climb. Then, in the middle of the ladder, you will be attacked by an Uptant and a Downtant. Grrrm!
* Kill the Uptant (and the Downtant if you want to; however, you will probably take damage). In between the Piedmonts is another power crunch. Grab it, but be very careful.
* Don't go down; this is where the big time waster is. Go up.
* Be careful as you jump the first two platforms. There are Old Sages on the end. The rest don't, so remember to breathe, and use the force.
* Keep going down the stairs, but there will be an Uptant and a Downtant on one platform. Get away!
* When you are on the stair to the right of the two 'Tants, the rest of the stairs will turn left. Jump off to the right and you will land on solid ground.
* Jump the Astromund. If you need energy, go up and around the flag and grab the final capsule. Then Nebulon arrives.

===Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Transcript)===
''{1-Up walks along the moon and sees Nebulon's eyeball}''

[[Image:Level 5 after boss.PNG|thumb|Hey, eyeball.]]
'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' HI EYEBALL. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE END BOSS IS?

''{Nebulon rises up over 1-Up. Cut back to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OK, COOL. JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN HE GETS HERE.

'''''At the beginning of fight...'''''

'''1-UP:''' I wanna be the guy too!

'''''After you defeat Nebulon...'''''

''{Nebulon is exploding, and 1-Up is in his victory pose}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GET OUT OF HERE, NEBULON. NO ONE LIKES YOUR STYLE.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I FOUGHT MY VERY OWN CHALLENGE AND WON!!

''{A shadowy figure walks in front of 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! THE SAME SILHOUETTE THAT KIDNAPPED PAN PAN!!

''{The shadowy figure grabs 1-Up and carries him off}''

===Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Guide)===

* At the beginning of the fight, you can briefly hold right when respawning and land on the upper-left platform to begin the boss fight.
**This also works if you die and respawn with a new life.
* Nebulon constantly walks back and forth, which will really get irritating sometimes. Occasionally, he will open his mouth and let off a bunch of orange balls that hurt 1-Up.
* There are 4 moving platforms, the better to hit him with.
* As you may have guessed by the cutscene, his weak spot is his eyes. Each eye takes four hits, and you will win after they are both out of commission.
* Every time 1-Up kicks an eye, Nebulon uses his mouth to spray a powerful jet of air, forcing you back to the extreme left, in case you were thinking of landing another shot. You can slowly run against the current, but if you get pushed to the leftmost position onscreen, you can't escape that position until he stops. You can however hit the top eyeball from the highest platform and keep running against the current and hit Nebulon's lowest eye.
* The total amount of balls fired per attack is the number you have hit Nebulon plus one.
* You can hit the lower eye without jumping from a platform, but you need to get on a platform to get the upper eye. Nebulon also starts to walk back and forth faster after every shot.
* Try taking on the top eyeball first, as it may get too hard to reach it after beating the lower eye.
* Taking the bottom platform to the upper-left platform when Nebulon is on the right side of the screen appears to be the safest. You can jump-kick the top eye from that platform.
* Because you have to be close enough to hit his eyeball physically, be careful of bumping into Nebulon, which will hurt. Also, for the most part, you want to be attacking when he isn't shooting 1-Up. Keep some room between you and Nebulon during his attacks to dodge his shots.
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brianrietta

2012-11-18T23:03:49Z

Bubsty: not entirely true/not very fun...

{{sbenav|8}}

[[Image:sbemail8.PNG|thumb|"BRIAN?! What the crap?"]]

Strong Bad gets hit on,  and it's not quite what he expected.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, January 10, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 0:53

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' I remember the time when I checked my email.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, 
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous 
you are. I love the way you walk around without 
your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I 
was wondering if you would like to go 
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom- 
Pom has my number. 
 
Hopefully yours, 
Brian</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' Oh, ''{typing, speaking suavely}'' well, Brian, maybe you and I could— ''{stops typing}'' uh— ''{becomes shocked and angry}'' hey... BRIAN!? What the crap? ''{typing}'' Look, man. Unless Brian is short for... Brianrietta or Brian-Sue or something like that it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay? ''{skips down some space}'' Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad ''{stops typing}'' Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] did several important things for the first time with this email:
**The email uses a new typing sound effect—without the buzz.
**Strong Bad begins using his current voice (he no longer has his quasi-Mexican accent).
**Strong Bad begins to be animated in his [[Strong Bad Evolution|sixth design]].
**This is the first email using the current style of animation, where Strong Bad's head, rather than his mouth, moves. This was done to shorten the amount of time it took to animate, though the Chaps noted it now "takes ''way'' longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move."
*This is one of the only emails to use differing margins.
*This is one of the very few emails where Strong Bad actually signs his name at the end.
*Prior to the nine-month hiatus between [[email thunder]] and [[hremail3184]], the time between this email and the previous one, [[halloweener]], had been the longest delay in between any two emails, at 71 days.
**This is also the first email put on the site after The Brothers Chaps decided to make Strong Bad Email a "relatively" weekly feature.

===Goofs===
*The keyboard can still be heard when Strong Bad pauses at the end of sentences and when he pauses to type Brianrietta and Brian-Sue.
== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail8}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]

The Interview

2012-11-18T22:59:18Z

Bubsty: rv - it's a valid fun fact

{{toonnav|Shorts|interview|Fluffy Puff Commercial|Meet Marshie}}
{{aboutshort}} {{foremail|interview}} {{for|real-world interviews|Interviews and Public Appearances}}

[[Image:theinterview.png|200px|thumb|"Well, if you take a look at my reh-zoom..."]]

Strong Bad has decided to interview Homestar to find out what his "freakin' problem" is. As expected, the process is quite painful.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Smoky Office]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:'''on or before June 4, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 2:47

'''Page Title:''' Interview

'''Page Title for unfinished version:''' Metro.pop Interview

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

__TOC__

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad on a typewriter in the Smoky Office, which has the words "Strong Bad; Total Journalist" on the window--the 'camera' rotates around Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating, typing}'' Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments, and get down to the chewy caramel center of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by several times while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So, Dumbstar has me meet him in this fruity little marshmallow stand he always goes to. He kept me waiting for a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my resume ''{pronounces it "[[Foreign Words|reh-zoom]]"}'', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of any.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ohhhh. Moving on. I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. ''{Homestar enters and sits down.}'' Now, tell us about your girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my baking, eh? I, like, do enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and — hey, wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair.

''{Cuts to The Field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat would win with both hands duct-taped behind his back, and with little pieces of duct tape covering his eyes, and Strong Sad could have a spear even.

''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, and the spear flies behind the Cheat, cutting the duct tape from his hands as it sticks in the ground. The Cheat then removes the duct tape from his eyes and grabs the spear.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho! Good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around, singing}'' La-dee-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-doo-doo...

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Homestar's grocery list reads: 
<blockquote>eggs 
beans 
five 
dentifrice 
macho nachos 
jam</blockquote>
:*''Dentifrice'' is "a powder, paste, or liquid for cleaning the teeth."
:*The ''s'''s are written backwards.

===Remarks===
*This is the first time that Homestar's speech impediment ''and'' [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of arms]] are explicitly mentioned.
*In the [[In Search of the Yello Dello|Yello Dello]] commentary, Strong Bad states that he has never worn oven mitts. However, he does enjoy baking, as revealed by this cartoon and is reinforced in the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|first installment]] of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], as well as [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*When Homestar talks, the edges of his eyes and hat vary with each mouth shape.
*When Homestar walks into Marshmallow's Last Stand, you hear nothing even though there is a bell attached to the door. The bell can be seen when Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are shown from the side.
*Both Strong Sad and The Cheat are shown in their older designs in this toon.
*The shadow of the window blinds does not completely match up with the actual window. The straps that hold up the blinds are not seen in the shadow and neither are the drawstrings.
*Strong Bad's sillouette is black, while Homestar's is blue.
*Note some of the following differences from the finished version in the unfinished version:
**Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time" instead of "Get out of my face" at the end.
**Homestar does not pull out his pen and notebook.
**Homestar does not pass Strong Bad his shopping list résumé.
**Homestar walks by in the order left, right, left, instead of always walking to the left.
**Strong Bad waits until ''after'' Homestar sits down in the chair to say, "What the crap were you doing out there?"
**Strong Sad doesn't say "en garde" when he is fighting The Cheat.
**Strong Bad's eyes appear in an older style, without the newer gleam.
**There are no sound effects in the sequence with Strong Sad and The Cheat, as well as the opening typewriter sequence.
**Strong Bad's office door isn't shown at the beginning.
**Strong Bad and Homestar do not move their mouths while talking several times.
**The bushes in the background, particularly in Strong Sad and The Cheat's scene, are drawn in a shorter, less detailed way.
**The words "Marshmallow's Last Stand" and the bell aren't on the door.
**Homestar isn't seen prancing past the window at the end.
**The toon repeats itself.
**The unfinished toon's page URL link is interview2.html when the new one's is interview.html making it seem like the older toon was made after the new one.
**There is no navbar in the unfinished version.
**The table at Marshmallow's Last Stand is textured, unlike the newer version of the toon where it looks smooth.
***When the table is shown from the side view, it looks smooth like the new version.
*Strong Bad says that the Marshmallow Stand that they interviewed at is "fruity." This is sometimes used as a derogatory term for homosexual.

=== Goofs ===
*The ashtray doesn't rotate with the rest of the Smoky Office.
*Strong Bad's arms are missing during the Smoky Office rotation scene.
*When the camera rotates to in front of Strong Bad, you can see that his body becomes detached from his head. When it's right in front of him, you can see his neck behind his right boxing glove as he's typing.
*The right side (from the viewer's perspective) of Strong Bad's desk in the Smoky Office suddenly disappears when the view of the scene stops rotating.
*Whenever Homestar speaks, his hat bends a little bit and his eyes shapeshift a bit.

===Inside References===
*The location of the interview is [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], which was also featured in an old toon by [[Marshmallow's Last Stand|the same name]].
*Homestar's [[prancing]] and singing is the same as in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].
*Strong Bad first asked Marzipan for help with baking in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]].

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's line, "Yeah, yeah, that'd be great," is likely a reference to the character Bill Lumbergh in the [[Wikipedia:Mike Judge|Mike Judge]] film ''[[Office Space]]''.
*Strong Bad's word choice and self-presentation in this particular toon are almost unarguably derivative of [[Wikipedia:Hunter S. Thompson|Hunter S. Thompson]]'s writings.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad mentions that he enjoys doing [[Wikipedia:Jumble|Jumbles]]. This is also revealed in the email [[caper]], where Strong Bad and The Cheat break into [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar's house]] to steal his Jumbles.
*The room in which Strong Bad is typing on a typewriter is the same as Dangeresque's office in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Strong Sad actually beats The Cheat when they encounter each other during Maps and Minions towards the end of [[Strong Badia the Free]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' Total Journalist, eh, S— Matt, er, Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, it's Homestar!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You are ''so'' mixed up!

'''MIKE:''' Look at this 3D-ness right here, ''{incomprehensible}'' Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Whoa. Strong Bad has a flat face.

'''MIKE:''' That— we used a— I think we used a jib arm for that, maybe?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A jib— I like the cut of your jib arm, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks. So, uh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look at that! Strong Bad's smoking it out!

'''MIKE:''' You know, we did this interview for a... magazine, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' A maze-a-gheen!

'''MIKE:''' A maze-a-gheen called Metropop and, uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I remember! It was Paul Frank!

'''MIKE:''' ...we decided to make a cartoon of it. And originally, it was just exclusive in the magazine; it had the URL, and—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right; it was secretly hidden!

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And then we got away with— with not having to do a cartoon one week!

'''MIKE:''' There you are, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cause this was done. Look; why's my shirt so pink?

'''MIKE:''' It's not quite as red as it is nowadays, is it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' It's more of a magenta.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What gives? Turn up my CMYK, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{softly}'' Right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad's neck seems longer than normal. ''{brief pause, Homestar in the toon says, "My name is Homestar Runner."}'' That's still true!

'''MIKE:''' I know. So, you're interviewing for a job, here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I thought I was. But then—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Have you gotten a job yet?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did! I think. I got hired... yeah, see.

'''MIKE:''' Your... your résumé has dentifrice on it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And beans.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughing}'' Right. I have a lot of experience of experience in both... fields.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Do you have teeth?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, Mike, let's change the subject abruptly.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There I go! Um, so... why is my silhouette purple?

'''MIKE:''' I— I don't know. It should be— I would prefer it to be black.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. That was tha— Is that how you do it these days?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Sometimes I go to this marshmallow place with Marzipan. ''{brief pause}'' Did you know that?

'''MIKE:''' I— I've seen you there once.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. I said some— ti— one times.

'''MIKE:''' We use that notebook a lot.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' We've used that notebook that you're using a few times since then.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really? What else do I use it?

'''MIKE:''' Well, I know Strong Bad uses it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Uh, a couple times.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. This is unfair.

'''MIKE:''' People always—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like this is mis— mitch-match— mitch-matched.

'''MIKE:''' People always email Strong Bad and ask him to set up the fight between The Cheat and Strong Sad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they just saw it!

'''MIKE:''' But they just saw it! But they still— I don't get it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was in my brains, but they saw it.

'''MIKE:''' It was in your brains?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was a little drippy in there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Watch out. For some cerebral fluids.

'''MIKE:''' That's enough, Homestar. I don't want to talk about you. Or talk to you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding hurt}'' Oh.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:interview.html|watch "The Interview"]]
*[[HR:interview.swf|view the Flash file for "The Interview"]]
*[[HR:interview2.html|watch an unfinished version of "The Interview"]] (not always functional) 
*[[HR:interview2.swf|view the Flash file for the unfinished version of "The Interview"]] (not always functional)

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

A Decemberween Pageant

2012-11-16T20:18:01Z

Bubsty: /* Inside References */ Bubs has some issues b/w syntax

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas2002|Pumpkin Carve-nival|Superbowl Dealie}}
[[Image:xmas2002.png|200px|thumb|"Everyone's searching, looking and searching..."]]

The gang puts on a play about [[Decemberween]]'s origins.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''
*{{Film|Homestar Runner}} as [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]
*{{Film|Marzipan}} as [[The Angel]]
*{{Film|The King of Town}}
*{{Film|Bubs}} as [[Dr. Christmas]]
*{{Film|Coach Z}}
*{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Archibald]]
*{{Film|Pom Pom}} as [[Kobe|Kobe #1]]
*{{Film|The Cheat}} as [[The Popular Vote]]
*{{Film|Strong Sad}} as [[The First Decemberween]]
*{{Film|Strong Mad}} as [[Kobe|Kobe #2]]

'''Places:''' [[Stages|The Stage]], A Bathroom

'''Date:''' Monday, December 23, 2002

'''Page Title:''' A Decemberween Pageant

'''Running Time:''' 4:23

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{Marzipan and Homestar Runner are in costumes, Marzipan as an [[Angels|angel]] and Homestar as the King of Town.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow. I can't believe the night of the big Decemberween pageant has finally arrived! After all the weeks and weeks of rehearsing and practicing and memorizing lines...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I don't think those are your lines.

''{Record scratch as the camera zooms out to show that they're both onstage, actually performing. The audience laughs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?!

''{Cut to the title sequence. "A DECEMBERWEEN PAGEANT" "THE USUAL CREDITS" "FADE TO COMMERCIAL" It fades to black, then comes back on with the "A DECEMBERWEEN PAGEANT" title.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' A Decemberween Pageant is brought to you by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. ''{mumbled singing}'' "Made from the best stuff!" And Litigation Jackson, in theaters December 27th!

''{Fade to black. It fades up on Bubs and the King of Town, the latter of whom is wearing a Santa outfit.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Puts on a Burger King crown and thinks he's cock of the block! I can't ''believe'' they cast Homestar as the King of Town.

'''BUBS:''' Yep. They did.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' At least I still get to play Dr. Christmas. I can't wait to—

'''BUBS:''' Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about that. Uh...

''{Bubs takes the cap from the King of Town, puts it on, and walks off. Coach Z pops his head in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Uh... Kingy? You can go home.

''{Cut to the stage, where Bubs and Strong Bad are on. Strong Bad has a spear, a turtleneck, and a beanie cap.}''

'''BUBS:''' Archibald! We've got to find the first Decemberween!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll search down by the docks.

'''BUBS:''' ''{quietly}'' What?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The docks. I'll search down by the docks.

'''BUBS:''' ''{still quietly}'' Ooh. I thought you said ducks. ''{louder}'' Good thinking! I'll come with ya.

''{They walk off, applause is heard. Cut to backstage as they continue walking and Coach Z is there.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Now that's what I call actin', boys! Don't go too far, Bubs! You're on again in farve!

''{Cut to Marzipan and Pom Pom, who is wearing a Lakers jersey.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I hardly recognize The Cheat. His costume is really convincing.

''{Cut to back on stage. Bubs is there, as well as Homestar Runner, and The Cheat, who is wearing a sign that says "The Popular Vote". There are gears in the background.}''

'''BUBS:''' We'll need fifty bags of jold! I mean, gold! Fifty bag of golds.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just can't do it, Dr. Christmas. Famine has ruined all the town's gold. Let us away, Popular Vote!

''{Homestar starts getting lifted up by a rope. Pulley sounds are heard and Strong Bad is grunting. The audience makes impressed noises, then applauds. Homestar stops at about halfway up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offstage}'' Okay. That's all you're getting out of me. ''{The curtain closes.}'' Guy's like a frickin' house.

''{A thud is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oww!

''{Cut to backstage. Strong Sad is holding his head.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Augh! I'm totally freaking out here! I can't remember my lines, and if I don't remember my lines, then I'll ruin the whole play! At least the pageant.

''{Cut back to the stage. Strong Bad is in a boat named the ''USS Trimball'' and there are wooden cut-out waves being pulled back and forth, along with tentacles sticking out of stage right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How unfortunate! Oh, what a terrible fate has bestowed with me... uh, become to me... There's a squid.

''{Cut to later, onstage, with Marzipan and The Cheat standing by a prop Eiffel Tower.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll never forget you, Popular Vote! Not in a million years! ''{The Cheat starts crying}'' Don't cry. Popular Votes aren't supposed to cry! You might rust. ''{audience laughs}''

''{Cut to backstage, with Coach Z)''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Hey! Ooh! Where's Strong Sad? He's on in two scenes!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. He got nervous and went to the bathroom. I think he might be up-chucking.

''{Coach Z goes to Strong Mad}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey Strong Mad. I need you to go get your brother.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M OPEN. I'M OPEN!

'' (Strong Mad waves his arms)''

'''COACH Z:''' 'Course you are, big guy. 'Course you are.

''{Cut to the stage where Strong Bad, Bubs, Marzipan, and Homestar Runner are doing a music number.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everyone's searching, looking and searching...

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' And everyone's hanging around!

'''BUBS:''' ''{singing}'' And who can be sure if we're looking for something?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And looking for something I am!

''{They continue singing. Cut to Strong Mad and Strong Sad in the bathroom. Strong Sad has locked himself in a stall.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'll be there in a second. Tell them to make something up until I get out there.

''{Cut to the stage. Bubs, Marzipan, and Homestar Runner are standing there.}''

'''BUBS:''' Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.

''{Strong Bad walks in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... I found a computer. I think it can help us!

'''BUBS:''' So, this computer you speak of. Where is it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... on the moon. Naw it's a moon computer.

''{Cut to backstage with Strong Sad. He is now wearing a sash that reads "The First Decemberween".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Remember your line, remember your line...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes.

''{Cut back to the stage}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I can take you there! Everyone hop on!

''{Strong Sad walks onstage, revealing himself wearing a diaper as part of his costume.}''

'''BUBS:''' Behold! The first Decemberween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{perplexed}'' What?

''{The audience claps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the first Decemberween ever!

''{Applause gets louder, the curtains close, and "THE END" appears.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on "The End" for the play's program, entitled "The First Decemberween." Click again to read the inside:
<pre>The First Decemberween Ever

Act I
Gerty discovers that there is
no Decemberween.

Act II
Archibald and Dr. Christmas fight
to the death on Mt. Rushmore.

Act III
The Angel and The Popular Vote
find out they have a secret past.

Act IV
Everything turns out okay.
Decemberween finally shows up.</pre>
<pre>Cast:
Archibald.................Strong Bad
The King of Town.....Homestar Runner
Angel.......................Marzipan
The Popular Vote...........The Cheat
Dr. Christmas (Cornbread).......Bubs
Kobe #1......................Pom Pom
Kobe #2...................Strong Mad
Decemberween..............Strong Sad

Directed by Coach Z
Lighting by The Poopsmith

**The King of Town is not in this play</pre>
*At the end, click just below "The End" to see the Litigation Jackson poster.
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' The system really works...jerks!
<pre>LITIGATION JACKSON
THIS DECEMBERWEEN...
THE SYSTEM REALLY WORKS, JERKS!
A Sportsinterviews/Delabor Production</pre>

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*In [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election|United States presidential elections]], the popular vote refers to how many total votes each candidate receives in the election.

===Trivia===
*The Litigation Jackson poster has a man holding a box which reads "Legal Documents."
*The clipboard Coach Z is holding reads "note to self: the show must go on!"

===Remarks===
*Archibald and Dr. Christmas apparently "fight to the death" in Scene 2, yet both of them are still alive at the end of the play.
*Although they celebrate Decemberween, there's still a Dr. ''[[Decemberween#References to Christmas|Christmas]]''; possibly because "Dr. Christmas" is more phonically pleasing than "Dr. Decemberween".
*Coach Z's neck seems unusually long when he tells The King of Town that he can go home.
*Although it says in Act I that "Gerty discovers that there is no Decemberween.", there is no "Gerty" listed in the cast.
*Strong Mad and Pom Pom (Kobe 1 and 2) never appear in the portions of the pageant shown.
* In the beginning, the movie ''Litigation Jackson'' is sponsoring the pageant and is coming out on December 27th, but the poster says it comes out on Decemberween, which is on the 25th.
*While in the bathroom Strong Sad tells Strong Mad to tell the guys to make something up, so Bubs says "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." to stall. But in the program it says Bubs's character's name is "Dr. Christmas (Cornbread)", even though he made it up without informing any one else.
*In the bathroom scene, the lock is on the outside, instead of on the inside.

===Goofs===
*Marzipan's halo disappears after her line, "Homestar, I don't think those are your lines."
*When Strong Mad waves his arms at Coach Z backstage, there's obvious line distortion between his arms and his shoulders.
*Every time Coach Z turns his head, his headset is reversed. This is because instead of being redrawn for the new direction, Coach Z's animation was simply mirrored.

===Inside References===
*At the bottom of the [[Litigation Jackson]] poster, it says "A Sportsinterviews / Delabor Production", which refers to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and [[Thorax Corporation]].
*When Homestar says, "This is the first Decemberween ever!", it harkens back to [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], where Homestar and Strong Bad said, "This is the '''best/worst''' Decemberween ever", respectively.
*The line "fifty bag of golds" is an example of [[Singular Instead of Plural]] and [[Plural Instead of Singular]].
*Bubs pronounces the [[G]] in gold like a J.
*Bubs also mentions [[Ducks]].
*This is the first mention of [[taxes]].
*Coach Z has a [[note to self]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Burger King Crown" is a real product provided for free at some Burger King restaurants.
*Strong Bad's costume and the scene with the squid are both patterned after the 1954 [[Disney]] film ''[[IMDB:tt0046672|20,000 Leagues Under the Sea]]''.
*Marzipan's line "Popular Votes aren't supposed to cry. You might rust." is a take-off of a line spoken by [[Wikipedia:Dorothy Gale|Dorothy]] to the [[Wikipedia:Tin Woodsman|Tin Man]] in ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*[[Litigation Jackson]] is a spoof on a 1988 movie called [[imdb:tt0094612|''Action Jackson'']], which starred [[Wikipedia:Carl Weathers|Carl Weathers]] and [[Wikipedia:Sharon Stone|Sharon Stone]].
*The description of Act II in the program in the Easter egg, "Archibald and Dr. Christmas fight to the death on [[Wikipedia:Mount Rushmore National Memorial|Mt. Rushmore]]" is a reference to the movie [[IMDB:tt0053125|''North By Northwest'']], which ends with a fight on Mt. Rushmore. The movie starred [[Wikipedia:Cary Grant|Cary Grant]], whose real first name is Archibald.
*[[Wikipedia:Kobe Bryant|Kobe Bryant]] is a superstar basketball player who played for the Los Angeles Lakers at the time this toon was released.
*The cut to a still image of the toon title with the main theme playing under the fake product plugs is exactly the way sponsor plugs appeared in annual Christmas specials like ''Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'' on CBS in the '80s and '90s.
*The conversation in front of the [[Wikipedia:Eiffel Tower|Eiffel Tower]], between Marzipan and The Cheat about their "secret past," is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:1942|1942]] film ''[[Wikipedia:Casablanca|Casablanca]]''.
*Bubs's character "Dr. Christmas" is most likely a reference to the common English term for Santa Claus, Father Christmas.

===Fast Forward===
*A poster for "Litigation Jackson 2" appears in an Easter egg in the Strong Bad email [[rampage]].
*The music playing in the Marzipan/The Cheat scene can be heard again in [[2 years]] and one of the Easter eggs of Strong Bad Email [[pom pom]].
*Strong Bad would dress up in his Archibald costume again in a [[Blubb-O's Commercial]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===

'''MATT:''' Homestar's wearing a Burger King crown, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' That's right, and he's taped a puff of, uh, poly-fill to his chin with a piece of tape.

'''MATT:''' How do you think Marzipan's keeping that halo over her head?

'''MIKE:''' Hey, the same way Homestar Runner picks up toys.

'''MATT:''' Oooh, item—... yeah, I really like the crowd in, um, that's watching the Decemberween Pageant.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' I just drew this really quick drawing, and you were like, "Nope, we're keepin' it."

'''MATT:''' ''{gibberish, in the voice of The Announcer}''

'''MIKE:''' Ooh, did YOU do this voice, Matt?

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' I'm going to join you doing the commentary this time, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, it this announcer guy.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Uh, I usually like to rep—, say that things are sponsored by Dolly Madison...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ...and York Peppermint Patties.

'''MIKE:''' So, Matt, are you back?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that guy left.

'''MIKE:''' I remember this cartoon was made in a...

'''MATT:''' A fury.

'''MIKE:''' ... a fury, and at the end of it, I was in pretty rough shape.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, did we go out...

'''MIKE:''' We went to that Mexican restaurant with Renee and Matt's dad.

'''MATT:''' ... and Stacy— did we meet Stacy Bodee that time, too? Did she show up later?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think that's... I think we did.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we both hadn't slept the night before, and we went and had margaritas lat—''{laughs}'' at the Mexican restaurant. That was a good idea. I like this play!

'''MIKE:''' There's part of me that wants to see the rest of the play.

'''MATT:''' Yeah we— we should make the entire play.

'''MIKE:''' Archibald, Dr. Christmas, is that one?

'''MATT:''' The Popular Vote.

'''MIKE:''' The Popular Vote...

'''MATT:''' The show must go on.

'''MIKE:''' Two Kobe Bryants.

'''MATT:''' Two different Kobes.

'''MIKE:''' This was before Kobe was quite as controversial as he is now.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Although his controversy is waning

'''MATT:''' He was clean as driven snow.

'''MIKE:''' We're all forgetting.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, just like O. J..

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he's playing basketball well, and— you know.

'''MATT:''' What do you think those gears... gears are part of?

'''MIKE:''' I think they might be inside a clock tower.

'''MATT:''' Oh. I always thought the were in some toy-making machine.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. No, it's a clock tower.

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' So I think we've mentioned it before...

'''MATT:''' Ooh.

'''MIKE:''' That that's the stage from Vanderlin Elementary where we went to elementary school.

'''MATT:''' What was the name of the play that you were in when you were in a big Sylvester the Cat costume?

'''MIKE:''' That was, uh, um, "Toys"... "Christmas Toys" ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' "Babes in..."?

'''MIKE:''' "Babes in.." It was from "Babes in Toyland". It was a snippet of that movie.

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' "Babes in Toyland" and I forget what it was called.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, look at that guy on the far— in the front row on the far right. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Is that his mouth?

'''MATT:''' Is that his shoulder? Is that his nose?

'''MIKE:''' Does he have a big hand? A mitten-hand?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{regarding The Cheat crying}'' Awwww.

'''MIKE:''' Dry your eyes!

'''MATT:''' Is she breaking up with The Popular Vote here?

'''MIKE:''' In Paris! She took him to Paris to break up with him.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{regarding Homestar's "upchucking" phrase}'' Eww, Mike.

'''MATT:''' This really gives a lot— this is how the fifth grade plays that we were in as kids ran backstage, too. I think.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' There is a lot of insight in to the production of such a play.

'''MATT:''' That's a good song.

'''MIKE:''' I like it.

'''MATT:''' It's hard to sing as Bubs.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Especially back then.

'''MIKE:''' I like the fe— the kind of hand motions and head-raising when you would sing in elementary school.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah.

'''MIKE:''' When you hit those high notes, you gotta lift your head back.

'''MATT & MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' "Buuuuuut, theeeeee, cat came back..."

'''MATT:''' So, this is some good improv, they're just havin' make all this stuff up, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, presumably. I think there was a computer involved in our fifth grade Christmas play.

'''MATT:''' There was. Yeah. Was the— was the computer a character, even?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, it wasn't a character, because if it was I certainly would've been playing it.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' So... so is that his line he was all worried about memorizing, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' Is he supposed to ''say'' "What?" or...

'''MIKE:''' That's what I— that's how I wrote it.

'''MATT:''' That's the old Burger King logo on his Burger King crown, there, too. I wish they'd bring that back.

'''MIKE:''' Maybe they will now that you've asked for it.

===Fun Facts===
*''[[Wikipedia:Babes in Toyland (operetta)|Babes in Toyland]]'' was an operetta set in an enchanted toy factory. Movie adaptations include a [[Wikipedia:Babes in Toyland (1934 film)|1934 Laurel and Hardy comedy]] and a [[Wikipedia:Babes in Toyland (1961 film)|1961 Disney musical]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sylvester the Cat|Sylvester the Cat]] is a [[Looney Tunes]] character.

== External Links ==
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==Hello!==
Hi! I'm Erik. I'm a history/politics major at a [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] branch campus in Tacoma, WA. I spent a ''lot'' of time here around 6-7 years ago, and still pop by every now and then to see what's up.

I've been a big fan of Homestar Runner since around 2004. The first toon I ever saw was [[Shopping for Danger]] (the newest toon at the time), and I was very confused about what all those little yellow guys were and why Homestar Runner himself was nowhere to be seen. Eventually I got it all straightened out, and fell in love with the cartoon and the fanbase surrounding it.

Outside of Homestar Runner, I'm a big fan of [[Wikipedia:How I Met Your Mother|How I Met Your Mother]], [[Wikipedia:The Office (U.S. TV series|The Office]], and (more recently) [[Wikipedia:Downton Abbey|Downton Abbey]]. I also spend what is almost surely an unhealthy amount of time [http://iwastesomuchtime.com/ here].

==Favorites==
*'''Toon:''' [[Cool Things]]
*'''Short:''' [[The Interview]]
*'''Email:''' [[montage]] or [[bottom 10]]
*'''Teen Girl Squad:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] ("That's not my wife" and "Bunkmate, can you help give me these seventeen shots, before I go into a cooooma?")
*'''Game:''' [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*'''Character:''' I really like [[Pom Pom]] and [[The Cheat]] a lot. They're both adorable, and I like how their personalities don't fit their looks at all.

User talk:Bubsty

2012-11-16T05:19:35Z

Bubsty: /* Yo */ reply

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== Sig ==

Decemberween has been, um, it happened last year, so you might wanna update that Sig. - {{user:Derrickee3/sig}} 22:15, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah... sorry about that, I got SimCity4 for Christmas and hadn't glanced at the wiki in a month... all better now. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:53, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
::Whoa dood! You're <strike>alive</strike> around! I thought you were one of the gone many who don't come back. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh, I'm still on, I read the wiki often, just rarely log in and edit. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:59, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
::::Change your userpage back to normal. See ya around son. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::::Ah! I see. I've been on hiatus myself, checking it out on and off, but that's for both editing and reading. I've a backlog of toons and [[retirement|emails]] I ''still'' have to watch. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

== After a hefty hiatus... ==

I, {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}, RETURN to the electronically communicating world of '''2007!''' '''Stop'''

My blasted '''Telly 400''' was swiped from the very comfort of my domecile, and upon it's return.. '''Stop'''

I was shocked to realize that the bloody roustabanks had cut off her '''little toe'''!!! '''Stop'''

What was one to do without the comma key!? '''Stop'''

I had no choice but to begin a quest... or.. send The Sneak.. on a worldwide search for my beloved Telly's little toe! '''Stop'''

To my great delight, it was returned and I can once again begin heckling the inhabitants of the '''post-modern Free Country USA!!''' '''Stop'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

==AGHHHHHHHHHHH==
Bubsty, you might not wanna go onto that "steal your soul" site again. I went there and, I gotta say, my Mcaffee security guard detected more than 20 virus on that page. The same goes for anyone else goin to that link, IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, I REPEAT: IT IS EXTEMELY DANGEROUS!!! --[[User:Homsar Lover|Homsar Lover]]

I know that happened to me too. Also my McAfee SiteAdvisor turned red, with means bad.--[[User:Ava|Ava]] 15:07, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

==Edits to your user page==

Hi, Bubsty. An edit was recently made to your user page by an unknown IP address. According to wiki [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|policy]], this edit was reverted. If you made this edit while not logged in, you can replace the changes you made by logging in, going to this version of your page ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bubsty&oldid=493604]), clicking "edit", and saving the page. If this edit was not made by you, no action on your part is necessary. Thank you very much. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
==hi!==
I was just wondering how to make words move. Do you now how? Don't say jorb 101
P.S. how do you do that fancy thing with your name?

== Thank You Award ==

Hey there, Bubsty. I thought I'd drop by to let you know that the [[HRWiki:Barnstars]] page is going to be cleaned, and your Thank You award may be removed from the page. (The image will not be deleted.) If you want to keep the award there, please say so before the revision, or add it again afterward. Thanks, — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 19:53, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Hey, do you still come to this wiki? just wondering. {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:00, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
:Occasionally. Mostly to read, rarely to write. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 07:00, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

== New signature? ==

It looks pretty! But why'd you randomly decide to change? {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 03:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:Eh, it was pretty much a cookie-cutter sig from all the ones that [[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]] made. Basically I just sort of decided I was sick of having a sig that looked straight out of '05, and decided to remodel. This one looks cleaner and simple, although I did keep the classic "blue and gold" :) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:42, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Besides the signature, what else is new? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:44, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Hi there Stux, long time no talk! Erm, not much really... just trudging along my academic path and all that jazz. How've you been? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:49, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Yeah I know how that goes. Though for the time being the academic life is behind me and now I've had to navigate that hazardous ocean called real life. So that's been keeping me busy until recently, which is why my edit count's shot up. ;) Like I've {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk%3APertmywert&diff=643045&oldid=638871 mentioned already}} it's good to see editors of old come back; even if it may be only sporadically. Good to see you back! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:26, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
::Well, your plan to be unique and original put a bit of a stnank in my April Fools' plan. Way to go. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Looks like ''somebody'' should have warned me beforehand, eh? (By the way, you were already usurped; [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] did the whole sig-switcharoo a few years back.) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:59, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

== Cool people ==

I'm cooler than a sysop!

== Hey ==

Remember me? {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:19, 19 February 2012 (UTC)

== Yo ==

Long time no see, man! Seeing you edit again brings back really, really old memories on the wiki. Hope you're doing well these days! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:57, 16 November 2012 (UTC)
:Thanks Heimstern, nice to talk to you again! Yeah a few days ago a friend mentioned Homestar Runner and I thought "Hey, I haven't watched those dumb animal characters for years!!" It's fun to be back for a bit. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:19, 16 November 2012 (UTC)

Crap

2012-11-15T23:22:35Z

Bubsty: /* Strong Bad Email */ correct quote

{{about|word itself}} {{for|substance that [[The Poopsmith]] shovels|Whatsit}}
[[Image:Really Old Tandy.PNG|thumb|"I like-a to say, 'Holy crap!'"]]
The word '''"crap"''' is a prominent [[Running Gags|running gag]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. The word itself is often used as a substitute for [[Swears|vulgarity]], and it often describes things that [[Strong Bad]] and other [[characters]] find stupid or offensive. In addition, Strong Bad has become infamous for the phrase "Holy crap!", an exclamation he frequently used [[Strong Bad Evolution|early in his evolution]], but not so much today. In fact, Strong Bad currently voices his displeasure openly whenever he receives an email [[Crapfully Yours|signed with the word "crap"]]. While Strong Bad typically uses "Holy crap!" or "Crap [[For Brains|for brains]]", [[Homestar Runner]], usually in mockery of Strong Bad's tendencies, prefers the term "crapface".

== Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations ==
[[Image:O Holy Crap.PNG|thumb|250px|"O Holy Crap"]]
===[[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toons]]===
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts, "Holy crap!" and dashes off.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — When he is discovered cheating in the jumping jack contest, Strong Bad says, "Oh!...... Holy crap."
*[[The Luau]] — After welcoming [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] to his party, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap!! I forgot the wood!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] discovers him after escaping from jail, Strong Bad says, "Aww, holy crap! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon!"
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — At the checkout line, [[Blue Laser Commander]] says, "Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!"
*[[Weclome Back]] — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, cuh-rap!" when he realizes that he accidentally [[Mashing|mashed stop]] instead of record when preparing to do an email while skydiving.

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] — Strong Bad's rendition of "O Holy Night" begins with "O Holy Crap." Homestar Runner later tries to explain that Strong Bad was trying to say "Happy Holidays" but accidentally says, "O Holy Crap."
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to [[Strong Sad]] about it, he says, "Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but..."
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — When Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] fails to cure [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] hiccups, Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!"
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — At the beginning and ending of the Toon, Homestar yells, "Oh, crap!" multiple times.
*[[Hooked On Decemberween]] — At the end of "If I don't get videogames", a sign can be seen that says "Battle of the crappy bands".

===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
*[[the bird]] — While talking to Pom Pom, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap, I should probably check my email."
*[[gimmicks]] — When the Tandy unexpectedly powers down, "What the crap?"
*[[action figure]] — While playing with his action figure, Strong Bad says, "Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!"
*[[dragon]] — When Strong Bad sees [[Strong Sad]] with a picture of a dragon, he says to him, "Oh crap, I didn't know you were doing one."
*[[personal favorites]] — One of Strong Bad's favorite emails is a fictional one in which a viewer asks him his favorite phrase. An early version of Strong Bad replies, "I like-a to say, holy crap!"
*[[impression]] — In complimenting [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume, [[Coach Z]] says "Holy crap! It's as if [[Strong Sad]] were [[Death#Strong Sad|still alive]] and with us today!"
*[[couch patch]] — Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! This thing is worthless!" when his computer refuses to make Homestar's head explode.
*[[the bet]] — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, crap!" when he loses his bet with Homestar.
*[[theme park]] — Homestar says, "Oh, crap! It's tasteball already?"
*[[time capsule]] — Strong Bad yells, "CRAP!" when his "groupies and royalties" fail to arrive.
*[[lady...ing]] — In the style of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], an early version of Strong Bad says, "Holy crap" several times, seemingly for no reason.
*[[pop-up]] — The final page of the book has a pop-up Strong Bad saying "Holy crap!" 
*[[coloring]] — When Strong Bad breaks his Skin Flesh colored crayon while coloring, he shouts "Aww, crudcrap!"
*[[unnatural]] — Homestar cries out "Oh my crap!" when he sees the giant Bubs and thinks Bubs has turned everyone into ants.
*[[more armies]] — After realizing that he said "missionaries" instead of "mercenaries," Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap, I did it again!"
*[[Accent]] — First, a projector shows Strong Bad in 5 years in a less gravelly voice, saying, "Holy crap, I am so great." Second, Coach Z tries to "fix" Strong Bad's accent, and among the things he has Strong Bad say is "Holy crap!", or in this case, "Holy crop". Coach Z shows Strong Bad a diagram of an ear of corn with a halo in order to help him with this. Lastly, at the end, Strong Bad says in his normal voice, "Something something Larry Larry. Holy crap."
*[[business trip]] — While looking through the itinerary, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! We've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!"
*[[shapeshifter]] — When he hears Homestar coming, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! DWAYNE!" and turns into a scarf to fool him.
*[[rated]] — [[Strong Sad]] and [[Homsar]] camp out by Strong Bad's [[Lappy 486]] waiting for him to say "holy crap" since he's "way overdue."

===Other===
*[[Who Said What Now?]] — The Strong Bad says, "Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Crap!"
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]] — The label on the [[Alcohol|Strong Beer]] reads, "Holy crap! This tastes good!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — [[The King of Town]] tries to impersonate Strong Bad by, among other things, saying, "Holy crap! You caught me!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with [[Marzipan]]. When [[Pom Pom]] tells him that doesn't work, he responds, "What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap." and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.
*[[Main Page 6]] — Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" as he falls through the clouds.
*[[Main Page 7]] — Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says, "Holy crap!" as his head falls off and rolls away.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] ends the issue by saying, "Everyone died 'cept me!" A chomping noise is heard, and she then says, "Aw, crap!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — In [[Trogdor]]'s lair, if you type "look trogdor", it says, "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen." Also, before you talk to Trogdor, the game says you think you hear him whimpering, then it says, "Aw crap, that's you."
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]] — Homestar says "Crap" when [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] makes a basketball shot over his head.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — When Stinkoman gets red buttoned again after defeating [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|An Ice Machine]], he says, "Crap."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — During his first message, Homestar says "Crap" when he realizes that he forgot why he was calling.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — The message for the second deleted scene says, "Oh crap. I ruined it again."
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — The Strong Bad character in the first 3D game demonstrated says "Holy crap."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Upon realizing that he now has his old job back from Strong Bad, [[The King of Town]] exclaims "Oh crap".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] —When Dangeresque sees the "CG Monster", he exclaims "Holy crap!", although Strong Bad, watching the movie, pauses it midway to scold The Cheat, turning the exclamation into "Holy cr- -ap!".
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — At the beginning, Dangeresque exclaims "Holy crap!" when he realizes he is supposed to solve a case for The Chief. When Dangeresque puts the Chinese food in the case file, he is yelled at by the Chief and remarks "Crap."
*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar in the "colonial days" spills some "Sloppy Joseph" on his star and says, "Aw, crap!"
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad says "Flop, flop crap! Crop. Trying to make it rhyme. See what I was doing there?"

== What the Crap? ==
[[Image:Flashbackcrap.PNG|thumb|250px|... asked No-shirt.]]
In addition to "Holy crap!", various forms of "What the crap?" are also popular.

===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
*[[brianrietta]] — When he realizes he's responding to Brian, Strong Bad yells, "hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?" before telling him things just won't work out between them.
*[[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad mutters, "What the... crap?" just before his computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|explodes]].
*[[army]] — Strong Bad orders [[Firebert]] to "find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at [[The Stick]] in 0-15 minutes."
*[[stupid stuff]] — When Homestar Runner gets Strong Bad to say something stupid, Strong Bad says, "What?! What the crap just happened?!"
*[[flashback]] — In the flashback, Strong Bad says, "Who the crap are you, [[Duckie Shirt|Duckshirt]]?", addressing Homestar Runner.
*[[dreamail]] — When Homestar Runner appears in Strong Bad's dream, he exclaims, "Crap the what?!"
*[[coloring]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad quietly says, "...the crap is pressed bunson?" in response to Marzipan's description of her crayons.
*[[licensed]] — Strong Bad says no one knows who the crap [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is.
*[[retirement]] — Strong Sad's act in [[Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder]] is called Stupid's Stupid Crap That I Hate.
*[[email thunder]] — Upon noticing that his 200th email is actually addressed to Homestar, Strong Bad exclaims, "[[Internet slang|WTC]]?!"

===Other===
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — At the beginning of the Toon, Strong Bad asks Homestar, "What the crap kinda freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyway?" Later, in the mountain scene, he asks "Where the crap are your legs in this scene?".
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Both Marzipan and Strong Bad say, "What the crap?" in this unfinished Toon.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad sings, "Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?" (Strong Sad had earlier mentioned always getting [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|locked in the bathtub]] on [[Decemberween]].)
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad's first question for Homestar is, "What the crap were you doing out there?", referring to how Homestar walked past the marshmallow stand several times.
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]] — Strong Bad asks the title question in this Easter egg cartoon.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — When Strong Mad starts punching the side of her house, Marzipan says, "What the crap!?"
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] — Upon being discovered, Blue Laser Commander shouts, "What the CRAP?"
*[[FAQ]] — One of the questions is "What the crap is '[[fhqwhgads]]' from?"
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] — In the intro, Strong Bad cries, "What in frig's crap?" in response to Homestar abusing his computer. Later on, if the viewers don't make a selection, he asks Homestar, "What the crap are they doing out there?"
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] — During the introduction, Strong Bad says, "I don't know what the crap you're saying, Lappy, but I'd follow you anywhere."
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad says "What's this crap-cake?" after the Goblin shows up without Halloween Night.
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — If you answer the First Keeper's question incorrectly, which results in you turning into [[Ron Cumberdale]], the game displays the message, "You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is."
*[[Date Nite]] — While Homestar and Strong Bad each yell at Marzipan and The Cheat, respectively, they suddenly wind up next to each other. Homestar stammers while Strong Bad says, "What the crap?"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad asks Homestar "What the crap are you doing here in my hallowed halls?"
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — After getting his [[Fun Machine]] repaired and finding that it still malfunctions, Strong Bad exclaims, "What the crippity-crap!?"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When the roar is heard in the beginning of the game, Strong Bad exclaims "What the crap was that?".
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Mad yells "WHAT THE CRAP?!" after not being picked for Strong Bad's team. Also, Strong Bad, thinking Strong Sad was on his team, yells "What the crap?!" when [[The Umpire]] says, "You're ooooouuuut! That's the ball game!"
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — When Strong Bad is interrupted, one of the things he says is "What the crap was I saying? Oh, right.", before resuming his part of the conversation.

== Miscellaneous "Crap" ==
===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
[[Image:HR50emails.PNG|thumb|250px|"Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad."]]
*[[homestar hair]] — Strong Bad types "delete that crap" to delete a [[Hairstyle Runner]] submission. The computer responds with the message "crap deleted." He also says if people play his game ([[Strong Libs]]), they can send him some hilarious crap with it.
*[[depressio]] — Anthony from South Gate asks Strong Bad to tell Strong Sad that he is dumb and a crappy guy.
*[[spring cleaning]] — The fourth email reads: "Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad". Strong Bad responds, "Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!" He then promptly [[DELETED|DELETES]] the email.
*[[cartoon]] — Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase, "Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap."
*[[vacation]] — Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: "Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Lack of Visible Arms|pick stuff up]] if he's not wearing any [[Marzipan|Marzi]]-[[Pants#Homestar's Pants|pants]]? Crapfully crap, [[Monkey D]], Seattle, Washington." He also says that when he was at [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots#The Great Mound|The Great Mound]], all the old ladies were wearing "all their Dainty McDainty crap."
*[[your friends]] — Strong Bad decides not to hurt [[The Poopsmith]], saying, "I figure the guy shovels [[Whatsit|crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof."
*[[50 emails]] — Homestar responds to one of the emails with, "Hey, crapface. Why dontcha blow it out your ear?"
*[[comic]] — Strong Bad says he should make some "crappy xeroxes of that thing" ("that thing" is [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]).
*[[current status]] — While looking for Strong Bad, [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs (or Coach B)]] says, "Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!"
*[[unused emails]] — One of the emails in the short stack says the word "crap" a lot in it.
*[[personal favorites]] — One of the [[Grape Nuts Robot]]'s lines is, "Now spell 'Carp for brains'".
*[[labor day]] — Strong Bad tells the Poopsmith he gets "an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good."
*[[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he "got to eat a crapload of ice cream" at the King of Town's castle.
*[[lunch special]] — Strong Bad says, "Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap."
*[[replacement]] — Strong Bad holds signs of peoples names for making fun of. Homestar calls them all "Crapface".
*[[for kids]] — Strong Bad refers to [[Homsar]]'s show ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' as "that crap".
*[[long pants]] — Strong Bad asks "Clanky" how he's supposed to get "this crap" (the correction fluid) off of his computer screen.
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad says "The guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap".

*[[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad includes, "Umm...not pigeons" in the list because "they eat bread crumbs and they craps on people."
*[[record book]] — Strong Bad describes Coach Z's idea for breaking a record as random crap.
*[[Greeting Cards]] — On the second card, one of the card voice-overs says, "I'm sick! Of wasting my Fridays seeing your crappy band."
*[[bedtime story]] — After the bedtime story, Strong Bad types, "After I get sick of making up crap about The Cheat and [[Moses Malone]], Strong Mad and I belt out his favorite lullaby."
*[[death metal]] — [[Brainkrieg]] finishes last in "The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands."
*[[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says when he declares himself as The Poopsmith, he types, "Yes it is I who dons the crappy orange gloves."
*[[pop-up]] — When the [[Tandy 400]] appears in the book, Strong Bad says, "It's my crappy old computer asking the same crappy old questions." Also, there is a "crap flap" on the last page of the book, revealing a pile of whatsit.
*[[lady fan]] — Strong Bad believes lady fans like crappy arts and crafts projects.
*[[candy product]] — Strong Bad wants a better shape for his new candy bar than the "standard piece-of-crap shape" of so many real-world candy bars.
*[[alternate universe]] — Strong Bad asks [[Strong Badman]] why they're in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair.
*[[keep cool]] — Before explaining the pool rules, Strong Bad says, "All right, ya little sacks of crap." Plus, one of the pool rules says "there is no take a crap in it."
*[[theme song]] — Strong Bad says that his ratings would go higher if he had "one of those crappy cartoon theme songs."
*[[retirement]] — Strong Bad calls his old computers "[his] crappier and crappiest computers".
*[[what I want]] — Strong Bad introduces a category of products on the "Z' Shop Channel" by saying "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap."
*[[bike thief]] — Strong Bad asks Virginia how she knows her crappy bike is even worth stealing.
*[[web comics]] — Strong Bad mentions that putting the word 'web' in front of other words automatically makes them crappier.
*[[business trip]] — Strong Bad says that the reason for going on business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for kids.
*[[yes, wrestling]] — Part of the lyrics for il Cartographer's entrance is "He takin' no crap!".
*[[diorama]] — Molly T. and Strong Bad refer to a "crappy, really stupid diorama."
*[[environment]] — Strong Sad and Marzipan chant, "Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!"
*[[licensed]] — Strong Bad identifies that Bubs's [[Bubs' Concession Stand|legal store front]] sells dangerous crap.
*[[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad says, "Crap like that," after describing the drawbacks of shapeshifting.
*[[specially marked]] — Strong Bad warns that certain cereals are only likely to contain "fitness-related crap", while Homestar wears a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, declaring himself to be "a crappy Stuntman".
*[[your edge]] — Strong Bad says that he and The Cheat "feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad" yesterday.
*[[magic trick]] (easter egg) — Item #1407B is known as "The Devil's Crapper".
*[[being mean]] — Strong Bad is sure Nice Dad's kids could "learn all sorts of crap-kicked-out-of-them lessons from superbly acted dramatizations."
*[[email thunder]] — When Strong Bad finds out that Homestar's been answering his own [[hremails]], he asks "Since the crap when?!".
*[[imaginary]] — Strong Bad chides the sender of the email for using the word "crud" as a substitute for "crap".
*[[dictionary]] — The words in Strong Bad's dictionary include "crap-valanche," "crap for brains," and "carp for brains."

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — After Strong Bad exits the stage, he says that it should be called "Crappy Mother's Day" because he thinks it's been crappy so far.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad calls you a "lazy crap for crap" if you give him a Marshmallow Bunny. If you give him an apple, he says, "What is this crap?"
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — [[Bubs]] says and sings, "I got all types of crazy crap!"
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad tells The King of Town that he, Strong Mad and The Cheat are "about to egg the everloving crap out of [his] castle."
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] — On the first picture, Strong Bad says, "Dear Strong Bad, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you type with pieces of crappy red foam taped around your hands?]]"
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Bubs refers to a box of his "Aught Four" crap, as well as needing to make room for the "Aught Five" crap.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — After Strong Bad makes fun of someone's Bubs costume, he tells him to go enjoy the crappy decorations they set up in the cafeteria.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad says that if he wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest comedian, he'd beat the crap out of Homestar.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad is discontented that he came to the King of Town's crappy Halloween party.

===Other===
*[[Museum]] — The page title for the Museum is, "Check out this old Crap!"
*[[Store]] — The page title for the Store homepage is, "All Types of Crazy Crap".
*[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]] — Two of the possible reasons for reaching the 404 page are, "Your computer is filled with crap, crap and more crap", and "Homestar is a stupid crap for brains webmaster."
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — When Homestar starts to describe Coach Z, one of Strong Bad's suggestions is "crap for brains". Then, during the scene where Homestar sits on a rock, Strong Bad narrates: "And so he crapped and crapped ... all over that rock."
*[[Strong Bad Talker]] — One of Strong Bad's words is "crap".
[[Image:Weather.PNG|thumb|220px|"Today's forecast is total crap!"]]
*[[Main Page 11]] — Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says, "Today's forecast is total crap!"
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says, "Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains."
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of Strong Bad's songs is, "I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You".
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — In the commentary, Strong Bad calls the [[Multi-Function Dragon]] a "piece of crap" twice. He also describes the stench of the Poopsmith: "I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend that took a crap."
*[[The Luau]] — The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read, "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains".
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad tells Homestar to "Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freakin' problem is!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) says that "no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of [Marzipan's] house."
*[[Hallrunner]] — When you find a chest and you decide to fight it, the game says, "You beat the crap out of it. Poor Chest". Also, if you find a rabid dog, and you talk to it, you tell it to "quit crapping up my lawn!"
*[[Experimental Film]] — In the Easter egg commentary, Strong Bad says he was cut into "a crappy bit part" in the video.
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — Upon being told the [[Cheat Commandos]] Headquarters playset is under attack, [[Gunhaver]] says, "We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] —
**The inventory description for the chicken feed reads, "Woah! Gold nuggets! Oh wait...This is just chicken feed. Crap."
**When you WEAR MASK, Gary runs away, and the game displays the message, "You scared the crap out of [[Poor Gary]]!".
**If you answer The First Keeper's question correctly, the keeper replies, "Ah crap! You're right. Here, take this stupid Trog-Shield!"
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]] — On the first menu test, Strong Bad comments on how crappy they are.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — In the opening cutscene for [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7|Level 7.1]], Stinkoman says he will "challenge the crap out of whoever red buttoned me".
*[[KOT's VOQPCS!]] — The King of Town comments that the Poopsmith smells "like a Crapsmith."
*[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad refers to a "crappy toy" a few times.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — The Stinkomanual warns you not to expect any "weepy princess crap" in this game.
*[[FAQ]] — One of the questions is "So wait, you guys make a living just by selling this crap?"
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Homestar says "Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's".
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — When Dangeresque pretends to be The Chief's wife, The Chief yells that he's "NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN!"
*[[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] — When [[Videlectrix]] sends Strong Bad a gameplay fax, he exclaims, "What is this crap?!".
*[[4 Gregs]] — When [[D n' D Greg]] kicks the mascot, he shouts "OOH! CRAP! DANG! RIBS! OOF!"
*[[Sbemailiarized!]] — As Strong Bad discusses [[Drive-Thru]], he says, "That crap made no sense, right?"
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — When [[Strong Bad]] writes down his new nickname, "The Leg" (pronounced "ledge") on a composition book, he says, "Crap, Homestar was right! This just spells 'leg'!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — While reading the headlines of heroic deeds in the Commando Obsoiver, Gunhaver says, "What type of crap is that?"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Subtlefuge]] calls [[Crackotage]] "Crapotage," and Gunhaver says, "Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups!"

==See Also==
*[[Crapfully Yours]]
*[[Crud]]
*[[Freaking]]
*[[Sucks]]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

pizzaz

2012-11-15T02:23:46Z

Bubsty: /* Fun Facts */ nuttin remarkable about inside refs

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[[Image:pizzaz.png|thumb|"Minty gargle."]]

Ryan N. asks Strong Bad what the secret to his "pizzaz" is. Strong Bad does a journalism interview with himself on his "[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]"  to find out.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Duplicate Characters|Strong Bad]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Biscuitdoughhandsman}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad's Buffalo Style Ranch (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 13, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:19

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{types "strongbad" while singing}'' Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... ''{He types "_email.exe".}'' Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! ''{He brings up the email and reads it.}''

<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I'd like to know...what is the secret 
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool? 
 
peace out dawg foo gangsta yo 
Ryan N.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... ''{typing}'' Did you just call me a dog food gangsta? What is that supposed to mean? ''{in an Olde English typeface}'' Ought I to be offended? ''{clears screen}'' Anyways... ''{typing}'' The secret to my pizzaz/ ''{says the word "slash"}'' why am I so cool? ''{spoken only}'' Hey, ''{typed and spoken}'' good questions Ryguy, let's ask me!!

''{music starts and a newspaper background appears}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:

''{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at his toughest interviewee yet...

''{a crosshair appears and moves around the screen revealing the scene underneath it before centering on Strong Bad's head and flashing "LOCKED ON!!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...HIMSLEF! ''{echoes ridiculously}'' Eh...I mean...himself.

''{The scene changes to Strong Bad's interview stage with the lights dimmed; Strong Bad is talking to someone off-screen with his microphone turned off. The lights fade up and Strong Bad turns toward the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...

'''AUDIENCE:''' Get to tha point!

''{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome, Strong Bad.

''{The camera switches to the rear of Strong Bad to reveal another Strong Bad, this one dressed in a sailor's cap with a corncob pipe, hereafter referred to as "CAPTAIN STRONG BAD" for clarity's sake; aside from the hat and pipe, he's a carbon copy of Strong Bad}''

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, Strong Bad.

''{The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So... You're dressed like a ship's captain. Whuh... Um... Why are you dressed like a ship's captain?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' I thought that I heard that it was... ''{looks around}'' ...the latest style.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Absolutely not the case. So... You're still dressed like a ship's captain. Why is that?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'm telling you, I either saw or read or ''{quickly under his breath}'' hearditfromTheCheat that it's the latest style!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you say. This "The Cheat" you mentioned... ''{speaking with slight hint of withheld laughter}'' is he also dressed like a ship's captain?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, no way. The Cheat's too cool for that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But you don't seem to have that problem.

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' What... No, wait, you turned it all around on me! I'm cool! I have pizzaz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-huh. And a corncob pipe.

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! This interview is OVERRRR!

''{Strong Bad sticks his face in the screen and shakes his fists as the picture fuzzes out.}''

''{Cue an old-cartoon-style picture of The Cheat next to a pulled power plug with the text "Hang In There" and "Technical Difficulties."}''

''{After a little while, newspaper background and music returns with a picture of Captain Strong Bad's angry outburst.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So after many fives of dollars and saying "Come oooonnnnnn!" a lot, I got Strong Bad to agree to a second interview, this time on his buffalo-style ranch in Strong Badia.

''{Switch to image of Strong Badia with Strong Bad and Captain Strong Bad behind the fence, which zooms to fill the screen and then cranes in on the two Strong Bads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... What's the secret to your pizzaz?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Well, for starters, you've gotta have the three G's. Gumption, uh... Gum, like, chew gum, and, um... Gar........gle. Minty gargle.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Minty...gargle. ''{Captain Strong Bad nods.}''

''{The camera switches to behind the fence, showing that it is far too tall for Strong Bad's head to come above it normally, and that they are both actually hanging from the fence by their arms}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is that really all you got?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... Yeah, pretty much.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{He makes "la-de-da-de-da" Cheat noises as he comes on-screen and the camera moves back to the front of the fence.}''

'''BOTH STRONG BADS:''' Hey, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat looks at one, then the other, then the other, faster and faster until finally his head explodes.}''

''{The scene shifts back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, I never really got a straight answer outta me, RyGuy. But if you wanna be cool and have pizzas like me, it looks like the secret has a lot to do with fresh breath apparently. Okay, before I go, I'd like to give a shout out to all my Dogfood Gangstas. Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. ''{speaking}'' Colors. ''{typing}'' Here goes The Strong Baaaaad. ''{gets up from the stool and continues off-screen}'' Oh, here goes The Strong Baaaaad!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:The Strong Bad A Chimendez.png|thumb|In colors!]]
*Click on "secret" at the end of the email to see a sneak peek of Strong Bad's next show.
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum... Watch as Strong Bad levels the business end of his 12-gauge journalism bazooka squarely at: Biscuitdoughhandsman!
*Click on "Dogfood Gangstas" at the end of the email to see a [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style graffiti image of Strong Bad as a Dogfood Gangsta.
*Also click on "The Strong Baaaaad" to get a preview of Strong Bad's old-western-style TV show "The Strong Bad" (In Colors!), created by [[A. Chimendez]].
:''{Cut to a wooden gate with a sign reading "Buffalo-Style Ranch."}''
:'''SINGER:''' Here comes the Strong Bad! Here comes the Strong Bad! Yeeha!
:''{The words "The Strong Bad in Colors! Created by A. Chimendez" appear. A bullet hole is shot through the words.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*To saw off the barrel of a shotgun is a technique to make it more effective at extreme close quarters.

===Trivia===
*The words that scroll across the screen in the intro for the talk show read "MICROPHONES," "TALKING," "2 PEOPLE," "A GLOBE," and "A PLANT."
*When the Strong Bad in the sailor outfit knocks over the chair in the interview room, [[The Geddup Noise]] is heard.
*According to the DVD commentary, RyGuy is the [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Additionally, it is his email address.

===Remarks===
[[Image:Sb pizazz hat.PNG|thumb|Slide n' Slide time!]]
*"Pizzaz" is spelled incorrectly. The correct [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pizzazz spellings] are "pizzazz" and "pizazz".
*Biscuitdoughhandsman is the initial suspect for Strong Bad's crimes in "[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]", created by [[Bubs]] drawing [[The King of Town]]'s description of Strong Bad. So technically, one could say Strong Bad will be interviewing himself again.
*Bazookas (or rocket launchers of any type) do not come in a "gauge" as described in the Biscuitdoughhandsman Easter egg. "Gauge" can refer to shotguns, where it is an indirect measurement of the barrel based upon how many balls of buckshot could be made out of a pound of iron for that shotgun. The larger the barrel, the smaller the gauge, as each individual ball of buckshot had to be bigger. (Nowadays the process for making buckshot is different, but the measurement continues to be used.) A rocket launcher's ammunition would be described in how long or wide its rocket is, such as a "40mm rocket".
*When Captain Strong Bad turns his head during the first part of the interview, his hat seems to slide across the top of his head from side to side.

===Goofs===
*Ship's Captain Strong Bad's right arm is missing during most of the first interview, making his hand float somehow.
**It re-appears when Ship's Captain Strong Bad shouts "This interview is over."

===Inside References===
*The two Strong Bads are an instance of [[Duplicate Characters]].
*The background at the Buffalo-Style Ranch is from "[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]".
*"The Strong Bad" (In Colors!) was created by [[A. Chimendez]], who also writes the episodes of [[Cheat Commandos]].
*The phrase "Neva Die" was said by Homestar Runner in "[[car]]." The gangsta font is also used in [[car]], on Strong Bad's boxing glove.
*The background in the beginning of The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum is the same as the background in the beginning of "[[Senor Mortgage]]."
*The cartoon image of The Cheat pulling out a power plug is a reference to The Cheat's first appearance in "[[Original Book|The Strongest Man in the World]]."
*This is another instance of [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]].
*The font used for "Get to tha point" is similar to, if not the same as, the font used for Strong Bad's graffiti "Job" in "[[A Jorb Well Done]]."
*The plant on Strong Bad's show is [[Credenza]] the ficus from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Strong Bad [[Featuring Self|features himself]] on his own show.
*Strong Bad mentions [[pizza]]s.
*The Cheat, when entering Strong Badia, is humming the tune that Marzipan hums at the very beginning of [[The Reddest Radish]].
*This is another instance of the word [[progrum]].

===Real-World References===
*The interview program may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tim Russert|Tim Russert]]'s [[Wikipedia:Meet the Press|''Meet the Press'']] on which Russert often tries to be tough about unimportant topics ("So...you're still dressed as a ship's captain"). Russert also makes frequent references to his hometown of [[Wikipedia:Buffalo, New York|Buffalo]], while Strong Bad makes numerous references to such in this email with the phrase "Buffalo-style."
**It may also be a reference to the 1980s television show, ''[[IMDb:tt0084992|Buffalo Bill]]'', about an egotistical news talk show host who often antagonized his guests in much the same way Strong Bad does.
*"This interview is OVER!" is a reference to [[Professional Wrestling]] Manager [[Wikipedia:James_J._Dillon|J.J. Dillon]], who managed [[Wikipedia:Ric Flair|Ric Flair]] in the early '80s in Georgia (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). He would end every interview with the same comment.
*The gunshot sound at the end of the Easter egg (and the style of the hole being blasted from the "The Strong Bad" logo) is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES game]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope|Super Scope 6]]''—and is the sound used in all the [[Wikipedia:Lazer Blazer|''Lazer Blazer'']] games when a shot is fired.
*Strong Bad dressing up as a captain for an interview is similar to [[Wikipedia:The Puffy Shirt|an episode]] of [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] in which Jerry is forced to wear a pirate shirt for an interview and is asked why he is wearing it by his interviewer several times.
*The Three [[G]]'s, also known as "GGG," will be familiar to any [[Wikipedia:Dan Savage|Dan Savage]] (''[[Wikipedia:Savage Love|Savage Love]]'') reader. It refers to being Good, Giving and Game in an intimate relationship.
*The concept for the fictitious TV show ''The Strong Bad'' is based on ''[[Wikipedia:Bonanza|Bonanza]]'', the first regularly broadcast American television program to be filmed in color. In particular, the "Here Comes the Strong Bad" theme shares many traits with Bonanza's: a rising major triad, with the first tone repeated several times with rhythmic values less than a beat, followed by the other two tones, each taking up a full beat.
*"Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. Colors." is a reference to the song "Colors" by rapper [[Wikipedia:Ice T|Ice T]] (specifically, the line "The gangs of L.A. will never die, just multiply, colors").
*Strong Bad calling Ryan "Ryguy" may be a reference to Fryguy, a boss from ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' or a Shyguy, a common enemy in the series.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad puts on the ship's captain hat again in [[modeling]].
*The "Technical Difficulties" screen from this email later donates its format and style to the "Pardon Our Problems" screen in [[Fall Float Parade]].
*Biscuitdoughhandsman will again be the subject of the never-seen next episode in the email [[myths & legends]].
*The music used during the technical difficulties is heard again in the [[SBCG4AP]] game [[Homestar Ruiner]] when Strong Bad finds Homestar all over his house.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Here's the rare occasion where ''Mike'' went out of town and I had to finish an email.

'''MIKE:''' That's true. I was in San Francisco and Matt did pretty much the whole thing by himself. Good job, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Thanks. Did it come out okay?

'''MIKE:''' It did.

'''MATT:''' I think—

'''MIKE:''' It's the— it's always a good treat when that happens because then I get to watch the email on Monday morning.

'''MATT:''' Fresh.

'''MIKE:''' Fresh and not really knowing what happens.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' So it was good.

''{pause until Strong Bad types, "Ought I to be offended?"}''

'''MIKE:''' That's—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He's got dynamic like, tone sensors on his keyboard.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah that knows—

'''MATT:''' That can tell when he gets quieter and when he's getting formal. 'Cause I think it does the same thing when he says the, uh, "and Trogdor smote the Kerrek."

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''MATT:''' And turns into that fancy font.

'''MIKE:''' That script font.

'''MATT:''' ''{in reference to the Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum title screen}'' Talking, a globe, a plant, two people.

''{scene cuts to interview}''

'''MIKE:''' I think that's the same newspaper background from the, uh, Senor Cardgage. The thin in.

'''MATT:''' I think you can read some phone numbers on that. We should probably do something about that. ''{laughs}''

''{pause until after Strong Bad says "Get to tha point"}''

'''MATT:''' That background is, uh, almost as good as if not better than [[the show]] background as being uh— looking like an old Joe Franklin set or something.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah like, uh, Fernwood 2Nite or something. Some '70s talk show. Is that— is that plant—

'''MATT:''' Credenza?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Credenza?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That's Credenza.

'''MIKE:''' Umm... we just saw a guy in the parking lot of our office dressed as ship's captain this morning.

'''MATT:''' A pail of water—

'''MIKE:''' He had a bucket full of water dumping it in the parking lot and he was wearing a ship's captain hat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. He had pizzaz.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' He definitely did.

'''MATT:''' Umm so Strong Bad really lays it to himself. Really gives himself the business. With a third d—

'''MIKE:''' As only Strong Bad could.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. He doesn't react very well. You think he could— he could take it.

'''MIKE:''' He just quits. This is a great song. This is a great song! ''{starts singing}'' I'll sing it ''{continues singing and snaps his fingers}''

'''MATT:''' ''{makes a the Cheat noise at the end of the song like "meh"}''

'''MIKE:''' That was good.

''{short pause. Start again when Strong Bad says "come on."}''

'''MIKE:''' Let me— let me see.

'''MATT:''' Oh. Microphone I think is one of the words.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think there's any thing legible.

'''MATT:''' Water. Water Views. Uhhh—

'''MIKE:''' Oh! Look at that camera move!

'''MATT:''' Yeah thanks.

'''MIKE:''' Solid!

'''MATT:''' Cinematic.

'''MIKE:''' Little dolly action.

'''MATT:''' I did go to film school!

''{both laugh, then sigh}''

'''MATT:''' Uhh..

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' So I don't even think— I think I already started animating this scene and then realized that, "Wow! You know what they have to either be standing on something or hanging from the fence." So I had 'em hanging from the fence.

'''MIKE:''' That was good.

'''MATT:''' Umm... uh oh.

'''BOTH:''' Here it comes again!

''{The Cheat's head explodes}''

'''MATT:''' That's gotta hurt. That happens—

'''MIKE:''' That happens several times. RyGuy is, uh, the nickname of our friend Ryan.

'''MATT:''' That's what we call him.

'''MIKE:''' Or— Well... I was gonna say something but it was a curse word. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Mike, don't tell— we don't know any curse words!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Shut up! That's like that rap song, Colors by Ice-T. "The gangs in LA will never die, just multiply. Colors."

===Fun Facts===
*"[[imdb:tt0075505|Fernwood 2Nite]]" was a TV talk-show parody aired in the late 1970s. It was a spin off of the soap opera parody "[[imdb:tt0074021|Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman]]."
*[[Wikipedia:Joe Franklin|Joe Franklin]] is a radio and television personality who hosted one of the first television talk-shows.

== External Links ==
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[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Advertisements]]

Hobos

2012-11-13T02:44:05Z

Bubsty: I don't know what you were trying to say - is this it?

[[Image:parsnipdepot.png|thumb|No hobos!!!]]
Although they never appear in person, there have been references to '''[[Wikipedia:Hobo|hobos]]''', a term used to describe homeless people, on the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner website]].

==Appearances==
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]] — The sign on the [[Parsnip Depot]] says that hobos are not allowed there.
*[[Hallrunner]] — If you choose "Talk to it" when you come [[all up on]] a train, the game says that you talk to a hobo in the livestock car and that he smells.
*[[Kick the Can]] ([[Kick the Can#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — As [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, [[The Homestar Runner]] tells him that he knew a hobo named Two Batches and that he got "run o'er by a train".
*[[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says that he fell in with "some magical hobos, smuggling rye toast through the mists of the [[Coches Mountains]]".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — [[Strong Bad]] remarks that the [[King of Town]]'s [[Snacky 186]] was made for "a mix of three-year-olds and train car hobos".
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — As Strong Bad and his posse search for a corpse to exhume and reanimate, they come across several tombstones with the inscriptions of bizarre-sounding names on them, to Strong Bad's frustration. He asks, "Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?" The tombstone marked "Plutis" also has an image of a hobo's knapsack engraved on it.

{{stub}}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Hammerspace

2012-11-08T23:29:52Z

Bubsty: /* Toons */

[[Image:The Cheat hammerspace.PNG|thumb|[[Firebert]] emerging from Hammerspace]]
Residents of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] often reach into '''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hammerspace Hammerspace]''' to access regularly unavailable items. Hammerspace is an imagined "storage realm" that allows cartoon characters to have access to practically any item they wish without impeding the plot or ruining comedic timing. As in most other animated works of fiction, the other characters usually make no mention of and seemingly do not respond to the appearance of the new items. Also, cartoons sometimes feature characters hiding behind and/or emerging from objects much smaller than themselves; this is commonly said to be characters hiding themselves in Hammerspace.

It can be said that [[The Paper]], [[New Paper]], and [[Envelope Paper]] almost always emerge from Hammerspace, due to the lack of a visible printer, although the email [[the paper]] shows a printer falling from the ceiling, suggesting that it was mounted up there; also, towards the end of the email, Bubs appears to be installing a printer in the same spot.

==[[Main Pages]]==
*[[Main Page 1]] — [[Homestar Runner]]'s space helmet appears from and disappears into Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 2]] — The Christmas ornaments appear from and disappear into Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 3]] — Homestar's sun glasses appears from and disappears into Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 4]] — A bowling ball falls from Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 5]] — a plate appears from Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 14]] — Homestar's towel reappears from Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 16]] — [[Decemberween]] ornaments appear from and disappear into Hammerspace. Also, snow falls onto Homestar from Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 17]] — Blue hair appears onto [[1-Up]]'s head from Hammerspace and Pan Pan pulls the bowl and chop sticks from Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 19]] — All the prizes appear from Hammerspace.
*[[Main Page 20]] — [[The Prince of Town]], [[Señor]], and a radio appear from and disappear into Hammerspace.

==[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]==
*Email [[3 Wishes]] — The paper and pencil Strong Bad uses to draw horns on himself is pulled from Hammerspace.
*Email [[morning routine]] — The brown [[egg]] appears out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[huttah!]] — Strong Bad slaps a piece of a sheet of lined paper labeled "the cheat" on the Compy pulled from Hammerspace.
*Email [[the show]] — The Poopsmith pulls out a sign from Hammerspace.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — In the very old email, Homestar appears out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[mascot]] — The Cheat pulls the sign out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad pulls a permanent marker out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[anything]] — Homestar pulls a piece of chalk, an eraser, and a bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[the process]] — The Cheat pulls matches and a beehive from Hammerspace. Also, Strong Bad pulls a "discount brick" out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[stunt double]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Bad pulls the floppy disks from Hammerspace.
*Email [[no loafing]] — The chart appears from Hammerspace.
*Email [[kind of cool]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] appears from Hammerspace behind a small bush.
*Email [[army]] — The Cheat comes out from Hammerspace behind [[The Stick]].
*Email [[video games]] — Strong Bad pulls a [[Cold One]] out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[stupid stuff]] — Strong Bad reaches into Hammerspace to produce a lab coat, glasses, and test tube.
*Email [[flashback]] — The book "The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw" and Senor Cardgage's sign come out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[lunch special]] — The phone that Strong Bad uses comes out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad pulls last name cards out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad pulls the nunchuck gun and Reesy Cup milkshake out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad pulls the Tenderfoot picture out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[for kids]] — [[Homsar]] appears from and disappears into Hammerspace.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong bad pulls his [[BMW lighter]] from Hammerspace. In an Easter egg, Strong Sad procures Strong Bad's swim trunks from Hammerspace.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Homestar pulls the "popcorn" out of Hammerspace.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — [[Bubs]] walks up stairs from the Hammerspace below his Concession Stand.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad pulls his drill out of Hammerspace when he was at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad pulls the deodorant out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[long pants]] — Homestar appears from and disappears into Hammerspace.
*Email [[rampage]] — Homestar pulls a mallet from Hammerspace.
*Email [[boring (really)]] — The explosions on Strong Sad's entrance come out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[record book]] — Coach Z pulls gum out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad pulls an anvil, a gas can and a [[Smoking|cigar]] out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Bubs once again exits to the Hammerspace under his Concession Stand, this time by elevator.
*Email [[portrait]] — Lord Quackingstick appears out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad pulls floppy disks out of and drops them into Hammerspace. Also, Pom Pom pulls a water bottle and sunglasses from Hammerspace.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — In an Easter egg, Homestar appears from Hammerspace.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad's [[pants]] poof away into Hammerspace.
*Email [[redesign]] — The sea shells appear from Hammerspace.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad pulls Monkey D's Summer Tips from Hammerspace.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — When on the [[cliff]], Strong Bad pulls out the knife from Hammerspace, along with snack bags for Homsar and [[The King of Town]].
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "bad boyfriend" outfit suddenly appears from Hammerspace.
*Email [[the chair]] — The various items that Bubs shows Strong Bad seem to appear out of Hammerspace and onto the conveyor belt.
*Email [[looking old]] — [[Strong Bad]]'s easel slides fly in and out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Sad draws the bowl of Kashi from Hammerspace.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad pulls his bazooka out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad draws the soft tacos for The Cheat out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad pulls an axe out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — Strong Bad pulls maps out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[diorama]] — The items in the dioramas all appear from Hammerspace.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Mad pulls The Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Bubs descends into Hammerspace again by elevator.
*Email [[specially marked]] — Many of the cereal boxes appear and disappear from Hammerspace.
*Email [[magic trick]] — The Cheat emerges from Strong Bad's pant leg.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad pulls a giant bottle of Mountain Dew out of Hammerspace.
*Email [[independent]] — Strong Sad pulls the Monopoly money out of Hammerspace.

===Hammerspace from above===
*Email [[homsar]] — The [[Heavy Lourde]] falls from the sky.
*Email [[halloweener]] — [[Homestar Runner]] falls from the sky.
*Email [[funny]] — A bottle of ketchup falls from the ceiling.
*Email [[stunt double]] — A Heavy Lourde falls on Strong Sad from the sky.
*Email [[retirement]] — A boater hat falls onto Strong Bad's head and a cane falls into his hand from the sky.
*Email [[the paper]] — Strong Bad's printer seems to fall from the ceiling. At the end of the Email, Bubs enters Hammerspace in order to install the new [[New Paper|inkjet printer]]. Strong Bad talks to Bubs at this time and watches him work.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad releases a grand piano from the sky.
*Email [[pet show]] — A banner and confetti come down from the ceiling. Strong Sad also makes a hairbrush disappear into Hammerspace and pulls a mirror out of Hammerspace.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — A Heavy Gourd falls on Homsar from the sky.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — The wig in the beginning falls from the sky

==[[Toons]]==
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — [[Marzipan]] gets the reddest radish from Hammerspace.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — The Cheat pulls a Homestar Runner mask from Hammerspace.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — [[The Poopsmith]] pulls out a [[The Poopsmith's Signs|sign]] out of nowhere, à la [[Wikipedia:Wile E. Coyote|Wile E. Coyote]].
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar pulls various objects out of Hammerspace.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — Several characters come from Hammerspace behind [[Strong Bad]]. An axe comes from the top of the screen to decapitate Strong Bad's turkey costume. Bread appears in the beak of the turkey after its decapitation.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Homestar's toothpicks appear out of Hammerspace.
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman pulls a spoon out of Hammerspace.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad pulls a "cake" ([[Jack Hamma!]] with frosting) out of Hammerspace.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Homestar pulls out two containers of [[Witch's Brew]] from Hammerspace. Also, in an Easter Egg, Homsar falls into frame from Hammerspace.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Coach Z pulls a [[Disconnected Telephone]] out of Hammerspace.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar comes out from behind the stick, and later from under [[Strong Sad]]'s blankets.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs pulls "minutes", [[BUBRUB!]], and even a [[Wetski|Jetski]] from under the table.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — The Poopsmith takes out a sign reading "[[Jibblies|Jibblie Jibblie]]" from Hammerspace. Also, Pom Pom pulls out the [[Golbol]] from Hammerspace.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Pom Pom pulls a [[gun]] out of Hammerspace.
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] pulls out dry meal, a [[washboard]], and a straw out of Hammerspace.
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] — A [[Blue Laser Minion]] pulls a tray of burgers from Hammerspace.
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] — [[Ripberger]] produces a bowl of ambrosia salad from Hammerspace.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[The Cheat]] pulls his keyboard to summon [[The Goblin]] out of Hammerspace. Seconds later, The Goblin appears out of Hammerspace. Also, Homestar Runner seemingly pulls his '[[Color Flavored|orange-and-black flavored]] loose tooth remover candies' and his 'spooky yucky chew toy' out of Hammerspace.
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — A blackboard falls onto the wall, and a graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and [[Lack of visible arms|"hand"]].
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar makes a flower come out of a shoe.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad pulls a story board out of Hammerspace.
*[[The Interview]] — Homestar pulls a shopping list and a note book and pen out of Hammerspace. Also, duct tape and a spear appear out of Hammerspace.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The ribbons appear from Hammerspace.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs pulls various items and costumes out of Hammerspace.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] pulls a Sheboygan Booteaters flag out of Hammerspace.
*[[Play Date]] — In an Easter Egg, [[The King of Town]] pulls a spoon of sour cream from Hammerspace.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — [[Strong Bad]] pulls a piece of yellow paper with an "F" on it out of Hammerspace.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Silent Rip]] appears to pull out the mortgages from Hammerspace.
*[[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Bad pulls his eighty thousand pennies out of Hammerspace.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar appears to pull out his tinsel-wrapped cram rod from Hammerspace. Earlier in the toon, [[Senor Cardgage]] emerges from a bush in hammerspace.

==[[Character Videos]]==

*[[The Cheat%27s Character Video]] — [[The Cheat]] pulls a bust of Van Buren from Hammerspace.

==[[SBCG4AP]]==

*In Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People, Strong Bad obviously has his items in Hammerspace (although he claims he keeps things in his pants). This is very obvious, in that most items seemingly disappear once Strong Bad's hand touches them, without him even grabbing them. [[The Poopsmith]] pulls out [[The Poopsmith's Signs|signs]] with labels on them, such as exclamation marks, from Hammerspace.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — If Coach Z finds [[Total Load]] in [[Strong Mad]]'s locker, Strong Mad will then fall from nowhere into the locker room. At the end of the scene, he jumps back up.
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — when Homestar holds the peace draft, a platform suddenly rises out of the ground beneath him, he pulls his microphone out, and a sign reading "Peace Draft" appears above it, all from Hammerspace.
*[[Baddest Of The Bands]] — The bats are possibly kept in Hammerspace, as five bats could not fit into the tiny bat hutch.
**Strong Bad will comment on being able to see the bats if he looks in the hutch, but they always arrive in a scene by flying in from off-screen, even if the bat hutch is visible.

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Old-Timey

2012-11-08T23:24:07Z

Bubsty: /* Twenties */

[[Image:parsnips.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Hungry in the '30s]]
The '''Old-Timey''' era (also referred to as the '''1936''' era) is the collective name for the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] [[Toons|toons]] said to have been made in the [[Wikipedia:1930s|1930s]]; they are in essence a pastiche or tribute to [[Wikipedia:The Golden Age of American animation|the cartoons of the time]]. The toons are in black and white and have intentionally sloppy edits, a grainy and scratched appearance, and a soundtrack filled with static and pops. The characters look and sound different from their modern-day counterparts, and often have different personae, much in the way that the characters in the earliest [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]] and [[Looney Tunes]] cartoons are noticeably different from later incarnations.

==Appearances==

===Full Cartoons===
*[[Kick the Can]] — a series of shorts featuring The Homestar Runner kicking his "can of water soup"
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]] — old timey version of [[The Reddest Radish]]
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — old timey version of [[The Cheat Theme Song]]
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — old timey version of [[Meet Marshie]]
*[[That A Ghost]] — old timey Halloween special
*[[Main Page 10]] — old timey main page
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — old timey Valentine's special

===Segments===
*Email [[little animal]] — In an Easter egg, Old-Timey Strong Bad gets in a never ending chase by Strong Man.
*Email [[50 emails]] — In an Easter egg, there is segment where Old-Timey Strong Bad, along with The Sneak, answer "The Electronic Message."
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]] — The Homestar Runner is featured throughout the toon.
*Email [[2 emails]] — In an Easter egg, Old-Timey Strong Bad has a segment about "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders."
*Email [[flashback]] — In an Easter egg, there is a segment in which Old-Timey Strong Bad sends a message in his telegraph machine.
*Email [[radio]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad provides one of the examples of different types of radio broadcasts. There is also a follow-up to this in an Easter egg.
*Email [[highschool]] — In an Easter egg, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, and Don Knotts have a short segment in Ancient Rome.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad leave messages on Marzipan's answering machine.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad is featured in many places throughout the email.
*Email [[4 branches]] — The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, and Rumble Red have a segment about [[Polymascotfoamalate]].
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan, and Rumble Red have a segment about Decemberween.
*Email [[pet show]] — In an Easter egg, The Sneak wins a "Plague Show" for "having more infectious diseases than any other vermin" there.

== Characters ==
:''Main article: [[Characters#Old-Timey|Characters]]''
The following lists every Old-Timey character with their modern counterpart in parentheses. Some characters do not have modern counterparts.
* [[The Homestar Runner]] ([[Homestar Runner]])
* [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] ([[Marzipan]])
* [[Fat Dudley]] ([[Pom Pom]])
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ([[Strong Bad]])
* [[Strong Man]] ([[Strong Mad]])
* [[The Sneak]] ([[The Cheat]])
* [[Old-Timey Bubs]] ([[Bubs]])
* [[Sickly Sam]] ([[Strong Sad]])
* [[The Kaiser]] ([[The King of Town]])
* [[The Demon]] ([[The Poopsmith]])
* [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Coach Z]])
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] ([[The Announcer]])
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] ([[Marshie]])
* [[Mr. Bossman]]
* [[Eustice Pietimer]]
* [[The Guys]]
* [[Old-Timey Ghost]]
* [[Don Knotts]]
* [[Rumble Red]]
* [[Dee]]
* "The Rest", a group of [[unnamed characters]] who only appear in the intro to [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

==Dates==
As far as we know, all of the toons in this style take place in the 1930s, although only three of them are dated. Kick the Can, Parsnips A Plenty, and That A Ghost are labeled 1933, 1936, and 1937, respectively. The early "1933" toons did not have voices and were much more cartoony than the later Old-Timey cartoons, with heads coming off, body parts changing and characters flying away, among other things. (See the [[Old-Timey Other Costumes|variants]] from ''Kick the Can''.) Toons released in later years featured voices and were more realistic (if only slightly).

==References To Other Periods==
There are also some references to eras before and after the thirties. It could be that [[The Brothers Chaps]] did not intend to limit the Old-Timey universe to strictly the thirties.

===Ancient Times===

*Email [[highschool]] — the Old-Timey characters are seen as [[Wikipedia: Ancient Rome|Romans]].

===19th Century===

*Emails [[50 emails]] and [[flashback]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad has been seen using a [[Wikipedia:telegraph|telegraph]].

===Aughts===

*[[Kick the Can]] — [[Wikipedia: The Entertainer (rag)|The Entertainer]] plays in the background of each segment.
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak flies the [[Wikipedia: Wright Flyer|Wright Flyer]].

===Tens===

*[[The Kaiser]] — His design is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Kaiser Wilhelm II|Kaiser Wilhelm II]], ruler of Germany during [[Wikipedia: World War I|World War I]].
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — The toon is animated as an experimental color film.
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak allegedly dances on the [[Wikipedia: Panama Canal|Panama Canal]], which opened in 1914.

===Twenties===

*[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] — The toon is summarized as "the first Homestar Runner [[Wikipedia:talkie|talkie]]".
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak is described as having moxie and pizazz. It also says that he captures all the [[Wikipedia: flappers|flapper girls']] affections.
**The song is done in a [[Wikipedia: dixieland jazz|dixieland]] style, which was primarily popular in the twenties.
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]] — The Homestar Runner mentions the storm of '28.
*Various toons reference [[Wikipedia: Prohibition in the United States|Prohibition]].

===Forties===

*[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] (Easter Egg) — The "Buy US Soup Bonds" ad is a reference to buying bonds for [[Wikipedia: World War II|World War II]].

===Fifties===

*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak dances the [[Wikipedia: Hully Gully|Hully Gully]].
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] — The "look lively" scene features the period's fashion and science fiction.
*Email [[4 branches]] — The Homestar Runner refers to Rumble Red as a "communist fool", a reference to the second [[Wikipedia: Red Scare|Red Scare]].
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — The Fort Wayne Locomotive's voice sounds very much like Ed Norton, a character on the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:The Honeymooners|The Honeymooners]]'', which first aired in 1955.

===Sixties===

*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] — The "look lively" scene features period fashion and science fiction.

==Color==
It appears as if the Old-Timey world is actually entirely gray, rather than filmed with old timey camera equipment. Old-Timey characters are still gray, even when appearing in colorful time periods, as in [[20X6 vs. 1936]]. When [[The Homestar Runner]] is seen on [[Planet K]], he is still in black and white, with slight scratching appearing over him and crackling audio whenever he speaks (as in the full cartoons). Also, Strong Bad is still in full color when he appears in the black-and-white Old-Timey world in the email [[alternate universe]]. However, the [[Ballad of The Sneak]] establishes The Sneak as being "small and smart and ''yellow''", and the toon [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] was presented in "A Color", adding a very light pink to certain items in the toon, so the idea of color in the Old-Timey world is still open to debate.

==See also==
*[[Old-Timey Other Costumes]]

[[Category:Old-Timey|*]]

ZIP Codes

2012-11-08T22:11:00Z

Bubsty:

[[Image:Mundelow address.png|thumb|220px|What's Her Face's Zip Code]]
Several real and fake '''Zip Codes''' are used throughout the Homestar Runner site. These include:

*'''30307'''
:This is the Zip Code on the contact page. This is in Atlanta, Georgia, hometown of [[the Brothers Chaps]].

*'''30356'''
:Also an Atlanta Zip Code, this is the Zip Code given for [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]

*'''2x2x2'''
:Used for the [[store]] questions. This of course is not a real Zip Code. ''(According to [[Wikipedia:Zip code#By geography|United States Postal Service regulations]], Zip Codes starting with 2 are located in Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, and the District of Columbia.)''

*'''80808'''
:Used for the FAQ, the [[Thorax Corporation]], and [[What's Her Face]]'s [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#What's Her Face's house|address]]. This Zip Code is for Calhan, Colorado, although the Thorax Corporation places [[Mundelow]], PA within its boundaries.
*'''642T2'''
:If you check the Zip Code on the FAQ envelope below "Without having to email, US", it is 642T2, which seems to be a reference to the [[Strong Bad Sings]] cartoon. At the end, the announcer says to call 1-800-428-64 [[tooty-two]]. ''(According to [[Wikipedia:Zip code#By geography|United States Postal Service regulations]], Zip Codes of the order 64*** are in Missouri, but Zip Codes of the order 642** do not exist. Theoretically it would indicate an area to the north of [[Wikipedia:Kansas City, Missouri|Kansas City, Missouri]].)''

[[Category: Inside Jokes]]
[[Category: Places]]

Craig Zobel

2012-11-08T18:24:45Z

Bubsty:

[[Image:craigzobel.jpg|thumb|Craig at the [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|NYU Talk]]]]

'''R. Craig Zobel''' is a friend of the [[The Brothers Chaps|Chapmans]] and a shareholder in Homestarrunner.com. He currently resides in New York. He and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] wrote the [[Original Book|original Homestar book]] back in 1996 (which was remade as [[Strongest Man in the World]] for Homestar Runner's ten year anniversary). He also helped write "[[Where's The Cheat?]]" and "[[Homestarloween Party]]". Zobel designed the covers for the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD box set and appeared in a short film in the DVD bonus feature "[[Puppets on the Road]]."

Craig has provided the voices of [[Cherry Greg]] and the [[Kevin]] who leaves a message on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]. It was revealed in Issue #21 of Wonkavision magazine that [[Coach Z]] was named after Mr. Zobel.

He directed the feature film [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects#Film|''Great World of Sound'' (2006)]], which was produced by [[Missy Palmer]] and executive produced by the Brothers Chaps. He's also signed a deal with Plum Pictures to produce his next film, ''Turkey in the Straw''. [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i5cad4a74d4feae82e4c6ee9057f7d636]

Mentioned in the commentary for [[replacement]] by Matt, "[Craig's] favorite thing ever on our website is … where Bubs attacks Strong Bad."

==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/craigzobel Craig Zobel's MySpace page]
*[[IMDb:nm0957505|Craig Zobel's IMDb page]]
*[http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2004/06/04/craig_zobel_film_production.php Interview with Craig Zobel]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EKruaSiQUE Sundance Channel interview]
*[http://www.greatworldofsound.com/film.html "Great World of Sound" official site]

[[Category:People|Zobel]]

little animal

2012-11-08T06:38:24Z

Bubsty: /* Goofs */ reword

{{about|email where Strong Bad is asked what he would do if a little animal came up to him}} {{for|email where Strong Bad makes up an animal|animal}}
{{sbenav|23}}

[[Image:kickcheat.PNG|thumb|"A little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it."]]

Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Man}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]] (Old-Timey version; Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 15, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:16

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!

<blockquote class="tandy email">What would you do if a little animal came 
up to you. 
 
crapfully yours, 
Ashley and Anthony</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Um, I don't really know. Let's find out. ''{He turns left and calls for The Cheat.}'' Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!

''{The Cheat comes to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummmm...

''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat hard, causing him to fly offscreen. Strong Bad turns back to the computer and resumes typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, there's your answer. A little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it. ''{stops typing}'' Okay so until next week, everything is awesome an—

''{Suddenly, Strong Mad appears next to Strong Bad looking very angry. He is gnashing his teeth at Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, er, hey big guy. Er, you know, I's just kicking The Cheat.

''{The Cheat appears beside Strong Mad, also looking angry. Strong Mad leans in menacingly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, it's a little joke. You know we got the people watching at home. Just trying to be kind of funny for 'em, with the joke. A joke-kick... ''{rapidly}'' I'ma kick you, too!! ''{kicks Strong Mad's knee}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' RAAAAH!!

''{Music starts playing as Strong Bad runs away across the room with Strong Mad chasing behind him. [[The Paper]] comes down. The chase scene loops continuously and the music eventually fades.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Once Strong Bad starts running, click on his head or hit the 'o' key to toggle between a modern-style chase and an [[Old-Timey]]-style chase.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*While Strong Mad chases Strong Bad through the house, they pass by the computer repeatedly in a manner similar to that of older cartoons, especially [[Wikipedia:Tom and Jerry (MGM)|Tom and Jerry]], where the background would paradoxically repeat itself over and over. This process was actually created by [[Hanna-Barbera|William Hanna and Joseph Barbera]] in 1947 and was done in animation to save time and money, since only a section of background had to be drawn and was then looped over and over.

===Trivia===
*This email marks the first appearance of the [[Floppy Disk Container]].
*This was the first email that was created with an Easter egg that opens in the same page as the email itself ([[sb_email 22]] was actually created much later).
*This is the first instance of Strong Bad [[kicking The Cheat]] on the site.
*This is the first appearance of Strong Man and The Sneak.
*This is the first appearance of Strong Mad in a Strong Bad Email.

===Remarks===
* The Old-Timey chase scene loops every 7 frames (about 103 times a minute), which is slightly slower than the normal chase scene's 6 frames (120 times a minute).

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad's right arm disappears right after he kicks Strong Mad and starts running, until the cut to the repeated background.
*When you go to the Old-Timey chase, The Paper is still colored.
*When The Cheat and Strong Mad appear, the contrast on the Tandy cannot be changed. However, the buttons still act the same when you pass the cursor over one to click it. This occurs even while Strong Mad's frame is covering them.
*During the chase, Strong Mad's left arm is overlapping Strong Bad's head for only a few frames in each loop.
*When Strong Bad is about to kick The Cheat, the kicking sound effect is a bit too early.

===Glitches===
*You can still click on the Tandy's contrast buttons while Strong Bad is running. It is also possible to adjust the contrast when Strong Mad is in front of the Tandy.


===Inside References===
*The music played when Strong Mad chases Strong Bad is from the montage in [[Where's The Cheat?]].

===Fast Forward===
*In [[do over]], Strong Bad imagines how he would correct the "stnank" he commits in this email.

==DVD Version==
[[Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|thumb|The Future… Sorta.]]
*If you click the hidden Strong Bad head in front of Strong Mad's foot, you'll get the same Old-Timey Easter egg as in the Web version, but with additional dialog by Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Paper changes to the "Supra Modern Telegram", as well as a music change to The Homestar Runner's little ditty.
*:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Dear feets. Stop. Don't fail me now! Stop. Signed, Strong Bad.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Old-Timey Strong Bad's dialog in the DVD bonus is done in the style of using a telegramophone, and is probably in particular a reference to his Easter egg appearances in [[50 emails]] and [[flashback]] (which were not created at the time of this email, but were both created well before the DVD was created).

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail23.html|watch "little animal"]]
*[[HR:sbemail23.swf|view the Flash file for "little animal"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]] [[Category:Old-Timey]]

The Luau

2012-11-05T02:57:40Z

Bubsty: /* Remarks */ correct link

{{toonnav|Big Toon|luau2|A Jorb Well Done|Where's The Cheat?}}
[[Image:luau.PNG|thumb|"This party's gonna be crazy-go-nuts!"]]

Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties just happen to fall on the same day, but Strong Bad's seems to fall apart...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Tofu Homestar]], {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's Gazebo]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' ''on or before'' Tuesday, May 1, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 5:36

'''Page Title:''' The Luau

'''Earlier Page Title:''' Party Problems

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==

''{The screen wavers over name tag cards that read "Hello my name is a new homestar runner cartoon" and all the staff, then cut to the luau, with a card reading:}''

<blockquote>You're Invited to 
a Meatless Luau! 
 
featuring: 
Ancient Hawaiian Poetry 
read by Strong Sad 
accompanied by 
Marzipan on her Ukulele 
(pronounced oo-koo-lay-lay) 
 
when: TODAY where: MARZIPAN'S</blockquote>

''{Eventually the card spins out, revealing a banner reading "Aloha!" Marzipan is walking to some cooking tofu. Homestar is standing behind the gazebo, facing away from the viewer.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-lay-lay. Mm! Lookin' pretty good. Homestar, come up here right now and watch the tofu, please.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhh... Hang on. I'm um... doing... something.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Chop-chop! Everyone's gonna be here any minute.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Marzipan, I hate to tell you this, but... I don't think anyone's coming to your party. I think they're all going to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast!!

''{The invitation to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast spins onto screen as the old CBS Special music plays. It reads:}''

<blockquote>Your invited to a 
Marshmallow Roast 
 
when: same day as marzipan's stupid luau 
 
where: my backyard 
 
time: same time as marzipan's stupid luau 
</blockquote>

'''MARZIPAN:''' What?! He scheduled something on the same day as the luau?

''{scene transition to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man you guys, this party's gonna be crazy-go-nuts! Check it out! I've got the marshmallows ''{spreads his hand over said marshmallows}'', I've got all the latest releases from the artists of today ''{cut to boombox playing [[Poot-Slap]]}'', and I've carefully filled out everybody's name tags. ''{close up of picnic table filled with name tags that all say "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains"}'' Oh, crap!! I forgot the wood! Come on guys, I know where we can hork some.

''{Scene cuts to Marzipan's backyard}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-l ''{Homestar interrupts with a sigh and comes over but Marzipan continues to sing}'' ay-lay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade. I think I have a serious problem.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''You're'' gonna have a problem if you don't monitor this tofu. I have to tune my oo-koo-lay-lay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. ''{singing to himself}'' A doo doo, a doo doo doo, a doot doo doo doo. A bab-dib do doo doo—

''{In the distance, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat poke their heads onto the screen from the left, looking at the gazebo. The camera pans right to remove them from the shot, and Strong Sad is revealed standing on the other side of the fire.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, about... 20 minutes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, okay. ''{takes a step away}'' That's weird.

''{scene transition to Strong Bad's backyard. Poot Slap is playing in the background. Everybody is wearing their "Crap for Brains" name tag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking past the Poopsmith, Bubs and Coach Z)'' Ah, Crap for Brains, glad to see you could make it! Oh, Crap for Brains, you lookin' good! Now, let's get this freakin' party started! ''{Lights a match}'' We'll just... get this fire started here. With a little match, and a little fire. ''{holds match up to firewood, but it doesn't light}'' And this should probably be working already. Um, I don't know why this isn't working.

''{Cut to Marzipan's gazebo where Strong Sad is holding a book that says "Polynesian Prose."}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Kallo koo-koo lay kua ka loo ''{cut to the tofu where Homestar is standing. Strong Sad's poetry can be heard in the background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{His head keeps drooping down, then coming back up, resisting the urge to fall asleep.}'' Zzzzz... Huh! Soooo... Zzzzz... Huh! Boooooooooring.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's roast, where ten burnt matches are sitting on the ground and another one joins them. Strong Bad is kneeling down next to the stack of firewood with a lit match}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' UUUUUGH! ''{grumbling}'' Stupid matches, freakin' light the fire!

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{rubs belly}'' UUUUUUG. HUNGRY!

'''BUBS:''' I'm with Strong Mad! I feel about as hungry as The King of Town on a Saturday!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying! I'm trying! Gtch! ''{taunting voice}'' Hello, my name is piece of wood and I don't want to catch fire. ''{zoom out}'' Hello, my name is little ''match'', and I don't want to ''make'' a fire! ''{completely aggravated}'' HELLOOOO! MY NAME IS FIRE, AND I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR STUPID PARTY!!!!!

''{Strong Bad knocks a log at the viewer. Homestar then walks onto the scene and Pom Pom looks at him, while a record scratch is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm coming to your stupid party.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Pom Pom! I love Marzipan and everything, but it was terrible!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I don't think she'll notice I'm gone.

''{cut to Marzipan's gazebo, where Marzipan is playing her ukelele and Strong Sad is reading poetry. Next to the tofu cooking is another piece of tofu, with Homestar's head drawn on it. It is on top of a piece of tofu which has Homestar's body drawn on it. They are being held up by two long sticks. The tofu cooking catches fire.}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad's roast. Strong Bad is trying yet again, and unsuccessfully, to make a fire.}''

'''COACH Z:''' What kind of wood you used there, Strong Bad? 'Cause ya know, I know a guy that could—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping the rest of Coach Z's sentence}'' I don't know man, I stole this stuff from Marzipan's backyard.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. You didn't get it from behind the gazebo, did you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade...

'''BUBS:''' Look! There's a fire over there!

''{suddenly, smoke arises from somewhere, then everyone looks at each other and runs, except for Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaah, come back, you guys, things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!

''{Everyone runs to the source of the fire - which happens to be Marzipan's still-flaming tofu. They roast their marshmallows over it; as they stop, they knock over the tofu model of Homestar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Look, Strong Sad, everybody's here!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, how glorious.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, everybody, how's the tofu? ''{Cut to Coach Z, Pom Pom, and Bubs chewing on marshmallows, then back to Marzipan}'' Everyone loves tofu!

''{Musical sting, then transition to Strong Bad's place, where he has finally given up and is trying to roast a marshmallow over a lit match. Scattered bags of unopened marshmallows are sitting on the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you guys, come back! I think I got it all figured out now! Oh, man! What am I supposed to do with all these leftover marshmallows? I bought, like, four hundred pounds!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{walking by, humming, then looks at Strong Bad.}'' Oh, excuse me, but did I hear you say... leftovers?

''{close up of a nametag reading "the end for brains"}''

''{transition to Marzipan's backyard, where Marzipan is talking to the tofu model of Homestar. There is a flame on his "head".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks for helping me with my party today, Homestar. I think it was a really big success! ''{she nuzzles him}'' You've been really nice to me the last few minutes! ''{Tofu Homestar's "head" falls off. Blackout, record scratch}'' Put your head back on this instant!

''{Cut to the [[Luau Main Page]].}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:luau|luau]] is a type of feast prominent in Hawaiian culture. It consists primarily of traditional Polynesian song and dance and the eating of an ethnic dish called [[Wikipedia:Poi (food)|poi]], as well as roasting pork and salmon over an open rotisserie. Since Marzipan is a vegetarian, however, she instead roasts a slab of [[tofu]].
*An [[Wikipedia:ukulele|ukulele]] (often spelled "ukelele" in Great Britain) is a small, 4-stringed, guitarlike instrument that originated in Hawaii in the 1880s. English-speakers usually pronounce it "yoo-koo-lay-lee", but Marzipan's pronunciation ("oo-koo-lay-lay") is more authentic.

===Trivia===
*Among the phrases of "Polynesian Prose" that Strong Sad recites are "[[Wikipedia:Kahlua|Kahlua]] and Creme", an [[Alcohol|alcoholic]] drink; and "Meka Leka Hi Meka Heiny Ho", which were [[Wikipedia:Jambi (Pee-wee's Playhouse)|Jambi]]'s magic words on the TV show [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]].
*This is the first time Strong Bad uses the term '[[crazy go nuts]]', something which will eventually evolve into [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].
*This toon has a reference to [[peeing]]
*This is the first time [[Missy Palmer]] has been credited as a writer.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's invitation says "Your invited", [[Strong Bad's Spelling|misspelling]] "you're". This is ironic since Strong Bad has a penchant for scoffing at [[Poorly Written Emails|spelling and grammar mistakes]].
**Strong Bad even sings a song about the differences of the two words in [[local news]].
*When Strong Sad is first seen standing next to the fire, in the background, you see the lights across the fence somehow seem to just stop from where scene view would have ended.
*Interestingly, Strong Bad's [[Ghetto Blastro]] displays moving bars even when it isn't playing.
*The invitation to the Luau says that Strong Sad will be reading "Ancient Hawaiian Poetry", yet his book says "Polynesian Prose".
*Strong Mad's logo on his chest is slightly different from the previous toon, [[A Jorb Well Done]].
*This is another instance of [[foreign words]] being mispronounced.
*Strong Bad appears to strike the match on his thumb.
*The design of Homestar in this cartoon is from an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|earlier design]], when in a previous toon, [[A Jorb Well Done]], his design is the current.
**Commentary for Jorb reveals the animation was eventually updated.
*With a typical marshmallow bag weighing 1 pound and containing 60 marshmallows, Strong Bad's 400 pounds of marshmallows would have amounted to 400 bags containing a total of 24,000 marshmallows.
*This toon has a [[URLs that end in 2|2 in the URL]].

===Goofs===
*In the beginning when Marzipan walks over to the tofu and Homestar is facing away, Homestar's head does not touch his body. It's easier to see if you pause it and zoom in.
*The tofu over Marzipan's fire turns, but the stick stuck through it does not.
*The apostrophe of "marzipan's" in the "when" category on Strong Bad's invitation jumps when the flash card starts to wrinkle and shrink.
*The wheels on the tape do not turn in Strong Bad's [[Ghetto Blastro]].
*When we see Strong Sad for the first time, the lights on the fence stop in midair.
*When Coach Z turns his head, his "[[Crap]] for brains" [[name tag]] is [[Flipped Images|reversed]].
*When Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat steal Marzipan's wood, The Cheat appears to be floating above Strong Mad's foot.
*When the group arrives at the smoking tofu, The Cheat's roasting stick is missing in the first view, but is present in the second.

=== Inside References ===
*The tune Marzipan is playing on the ukelele is the song "Thoughts on a Bird" from the game [[Audition With Marzipan]].
*Homestar also said "Oh! Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?" in [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The [[Sound Effects|CBS Special music]] heard when the invitation to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast is shown is a reference to the logo and music that CBS used to preface their specials. The actual opening, used from 1973 to the late 1980s, is viewable [[YouTube:6W9V9SZPHAY|here]]. This was used earlier in [[A Holiday Greeting]].
*The sound effect of everybody running is a generic bongo sound effect used in old [[Hanna-Barbera]] cartoons.
**Another sound effect from the same cartoons comes when everyone comes to a stop: a generic tire screech sound effect.
*"Meka-Leka hi" is a phrase used in [[Wikipedia:Peewee's Playhouse|Peewee's Playhouse]] by the character Jambi the Genie.

===Fast Forward===
*The phrase "Things were just about to start getting [[crazy-go-nuts]]!" would be used again in [[personal favorites]] and on [[Main Page 22]].
*Likewise, "Crap [[for brains]]" would later be seen in various forms, such as "Carp for brains" in [[personal favorites]]; "crap for crap" in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; and "brain for brains" in [[invisibility]].
*"Meke-Leka hi", one of the words Strong Sad says, is said by Strong Bad in [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]] (where he is [[Halloween_Potion-ma-jig_Costumes|dressed up]] as Jambi the Genie).
**[[Tofu Homestar]] would also make an appearance in the same toon.
*The opening music and Marzipan's guitar sample serve as the background music for Marzipan's House in [[Homestar Ruiner|Episode 1]] of [[SBCG4AP]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*Unlike [[A Holiday Greeting]] and [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], the CBS Special Presentation theme is present on both audio tracks, not just the commentary.
*The Luau Main Page was removed due to technical limitations.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Mike, you made this cartoon all by yourself.

'''MIKE:''' This was when you lived in New York, Matt. You emailed me all the voices, the dialogue.

'''MATT:''' I used to turn them into MP3 format so I could send more of them in each email. WAV files were too big.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Um, so what about this one?

'''MATT:''' You made— didn't you write it with—

'''MIKE:''' Oh, watch this little lens flare coming up... I got this from Legend of Zelda...

'''MATT:''' Majora's Mask?

'''MIKE:''' Majora's Mask that has that when you look up at the sun. So I copied it.

'''MATT:''' Good job.

'''MIKE:''' And there's the famous 3D rotating tofu!

'''MATT:''' I remember being blown away when I first saw the clip of this.

'''MIKE:''' It's all, of course, fake 3D. It's pretty... the edges are pretty lame. But it still holds up okay, five years later.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it wouldn't take much to make it look really slick.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. The fire on the other hand, with the tiki torches...

'''MATT:''' Look GREAT.

'''MIKE:''' ...re pretty bad.

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating Marzipan}'' "The Luau?" I like how she says "Luau". That reminds me of Charlie Brown in the Charlie Brown Christmas cartoon, when he's like, "We have to get on with our plaaay!"

'''MIKE:''' Play?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{referring to the Ghetto-Blastro}'' A little 3-Dee…

'''MATT:''' Listening to 3-Dee in there.

'''MIKE:''' The members of 3-Dee are... Nehi, Yoo-Hoo, and Sundrop.

'''MATT:''' Ahh.

'''MIKE:''' 3-Dee stands for "Three Drinks". Their names are drinks.

'''MATT:''' Oh. Got it. ''{As Homestar comes from behind the gazebo}'' What were you doing back there, Homestar Runner?

'''MIKE:''' He must have been drinking Melonades.

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I get it now.

'''MIKE:''' I think this cartoon— when, um—

'''MATT:''' Whoa! Did you see how quickly Marzipan bolted out of the scene?

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' She got out of there! I was gonna say we were realizing that the crackling fire comes and goes in the scenes of this cartoon.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' As we were watching it for the DVD we were wondering if things were messed up, but no, in the original cartoon, some scenes have a crackling fire and some don't. ''{Laughs}'' Look at that walk for Strong Bad!

'''MATT:''' With the really slow—

'''MIKE:''' With the bent elbows?

'''MATT:''' His arms are... very long. ''{Pause}'' Poot Slap, Poot Slap, ''Dansk''! What's that staunch?

'''MIKE:''' Those are the lyrics to the 3-Dee song.

'''MATT:''' ''{referring to a swift scene transition}'' Ooh. A little zipper-zipperoo.

'''MIKE:''' And Strong Sad says some Jambi the Genie coming up here.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Or did he already say that?

'''MATT:''' No, that's later.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, see, now crackling fire.

'''MATT:''' He mentions Kahlua and Crème I think at one point too. Didn't you write this with Melissa? You and Melissa kind of wrote this together?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''MATT:''' I like the song; the theme song for this is nice. It made me... it made me want to move back down to Atlanta, I remember, when I first heard it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' The theme song?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. It made me sad that I wasn't there to make it with you.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{Laughs as Strong Mad rubs his belly in hunger}'' Yeah? Big guy?

'''MIKE:''' Is this Strong Mad's—

'''MATT:''' Did you see his mouth barely move? I don't think it closed ever!

'''MIKE:''' Did Strong Mad ever say anything before that? Is that his first line?

'''MATT:''' ''{Laughs}'' Maybe! Or no, "I AM STRONG BAD! I AM STILL STRONG BA—" From Jumping Jack—

'''MIKE:''' Oh, from Jumping Jack, okay. Oh watch this, when a log comes flying at the camera.

'''MATT:''' OOH! Wow...

'''MIKE:''' Mondo.

'''MATT:''' I think the... I think the clouds in the background stopped moving at a point during that last scene too—

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ...they just got to a point where, "Eh, we're good here." ''{Pause until we see the Tofu Homestar}'' That's a good— a good disguise, Homestar Runner.

'''MIKE:''' That smoke is pretty weak too.

'''MATT:''' ''{Laughs}'' It's all right— it's made of a bunch of balls. ''{Pause}'' I think Coach Z there is telling him that he knows a guy up in Paughkeegan who'd do wonders with wood or— I can't remember what the full quote was. ''{As we see the smoke through over the trees}'' That's some deep, lush forests…

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we don't see those very much.

'''MATT:''' No, you don't.

'''MIKE:''' Have to run through the woods to get to Marzipan's backyard.

'''MATT:''' ''{Imitating Strong Bad after he says, "Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!"}'' My voice was about to start getting really echo-y at this part!

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' The old generic, uh—

'''MATT:''' —cartoon—

'''MIKE:''' Scooby Doo-Flintstones-run-sound.

''{Long pause}''

'''MATT:''' What else do you have to say, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Well...

'''MATT:''' There's Coach Z chewing the— and Pom Pom chewing with their invisible mouths... Good job, Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' I think Strong Bad got way bigger— before he was crouched next to that pile of logs, and they seemed pretty...

'''MATT:''' Pretty tiny?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{In tune with the last keyboard note}'' Taaa.

''{The cartoon seems to be over until we see another scene with Marzipan and Tofu Homestar}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, here's where we're... we're still goin' here.

'''MATT:''' I remember later on we added — and it's a version we never put up — but her head catches on fire...

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' ...too, during that part.

=== Fun Facts ===
*[[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask| The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]] was a video game for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]].
*Matt imitates the whiny way [[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown|Charlie Brown]] says "play" in [[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas|A Charlie Brown Christmas]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:luau2.html|watch "The Luau"]]
*[[HR:luau2.swf|view the Flash file for "The Luau"]]

[[Category:Toons|Luau, The]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Nebulon

2012-11-04T01:31:05Z

Bubsty: /* Fun Facts */ 'certain' sounds so mysterious - also, hi

[[File:nebulon.png|thumb|right|"No one likes your style!"]]
'''Nebulon''' is an [[alien]] who is most often seen in [[Outer Space|space]] and on the [[The Moon|moon]]. He first appeared on [[Main Page 1]], but he was not named until [[The Cheat]]'s cartoon [[New Boots]]. According to The Cheat's rendition of [[Strong Bad]] in his cartoon, no one likes Nebulon's [[style]]. Since then, Nebulon has made a number of cameo appearances ranging from a drawing, a wooden cutout, or other various novelty items, but he did not actually appear as a real character in any Homestar Runner cartoon until [[winter pool]]. He has also never been known to say anything, though the [[Stinkomanual]] attributes the quote "Another green salad, another iced tea..." to him.

His appearance changes slightly depending on where he shows up, but generally, Nebulon has a green tube-like body with three pinkish spots, a large mouth with prominent jagged teeth and tongue, and yellow eyes on stalks. He also has a tail and short legs that make him appear like he's always sitting. When Nebulon is told to go away, the mouth closes into a frown and a distinctive [[sound effect]] is heard.

Nebulon made a brief appearance in the sole episode of [[Limozeen]]'s [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|space cartoon]]. He also appeared in an Easter egg in the email [[narrator]], where [[Marzipan]] (as some type of enormous alien cow) says she has always admired Nebulon's style. (Nebulon seems less than pleased by this statement.) He made another appearance as a wooden cutout in the email [[senior prom]], where the theme was "Entrapment [[All Up On]] the Moon".

Nebulon is also the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|boss]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Level 5]]. It is unclear whether this is the same Nebulon or a [[20X6]] counterpart, as it is bigger, stronger and has a much different physique, though the [[Stinkomanual]] says that he's been working out. When you beat Nebulon, [[1-Up]] repeats the phrase "Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style!"

It is possible that Nebulon is a sort of culture icon in [[Free Country]], judging by the fact that several Nebulon-themed merchandise are featured in several toons.

*[[Homestar Runner]] has a pair of Nebulon slippers.

*[[The Poopsmith]] wore a Nebulon-styled inner tube in [[keep cool]]. When he was forbidden from entering Strong Bad's pool, he slumped his shoulders, and Nebulon's exit sound was heard.

*In the email [[looking old]], Strong Bad asked others for advice on how to improve his image for a younger audience. [[Strong Mad]] advised him to "[[Wear a Bikini!|WEAR A DIAPER!]]" and presented him with a Nebulon [[diaper]].

Although Nebulon does not appear in the game [[Secret Collect]], the creators of that game's cartoon still used him in the bumper, as seen in [[web comics]]. However, he does appear as the main bad guy in [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]].

<gallery>
Image:nebulon_newboots.png|<center>[[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]]</center>
Image:nebulon best thing.png|<center>But he's in space!</center>
Image:Neb-1.PNG|<center>Stinkoman 20X6</center>
Image:Cardboardulon.png|<center>Wooden cutout</center>
Image:Homestarneb1sleepers.PNG|<center>Slippers</center>
Image:Nebulon_floater_2.png|<center>Nebulon floatation device</center>
Image:Nebulon diaper.PNG|<center>Nebulon diaper</center>
Image:Clay_Nebulon.PNG|<center>Clay Nebulon</center>
Image:Sketchbook 10-25-2007.png|<center>Nebulon's Dad?</center>
Image:NebulonT-shirt close.png|<center>Nebulon [[Store T-Shirts|T-Shirt]] design</center>
Image:Nebulon_play_date.png|<center>In [[Free Country, USA]]</center>
Image:Sketchbook-10-01-2009.png|<center>Get Nebulous!</center>
</gallery>
__NOTOC__
==Fun Facts==
*[[Matt Chapman]] said in an [[Inkhole Interview|interview]], "...[Nebulon's misery] cracked me up to no end. I could watch Nebulon crying and moping away forever."
**Later, when doing the DVD commentary for New Boots, Matt said, "That's probably my favorite moment in any Homestar cartoon ever, is when Nebulon ages a thousand years when he's so sad."
*His [[Wikipedia:Graffiti#Terminology|graffiti tag]] name is "NEB-1." Graffiti taggers use a "1" after a name to show that they were the first to use that name.
*The sound made as Nebulon leaves in the various Strong Bad E-Mails is the introduction sound to the game [http://andy3ware.com/startrek/ Star Trek for Windows 9x], a strategy action game.
*The name Nebulon is derived from "[[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]]".

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Main Page 1]]
*[[:Category:Nebulon Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Character Evolution==

{| class="wikitable"
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:Old Nebulon.png|100px]] || Original Design || Year unknown || [[Main Page 1]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:nebulon.png|100px]] || The second design || 2005 || [[best thing]]; [[winter pool]]; [[Play Date]] || The eyes are rounder, the overall outline is smoother, the mouth is smaller, the stems connected to his eyes are shorter and on the top of its head instead of its forehead, and there is more shading in his skintones.
|}

==See also==
*[[Rumble Red]]

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Character Evolution]]

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2009-04-03T06:04:44Z

Bubsty: behind-the-scenes fixes; all done now

— [[User talk:Bubsty|talk]] [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] [[Special:Contributions/Bubsty|edits]]

User talk:Bubsty

2009-04-03T05:59:36Z

Bubsty: /* New signature? */ reply for Guard Duck

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== Sig ==

Decemberween has been, um, it happened last year, so you might wanna update that Sig. - {{user:Derrickee3/sig}} 22:15, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah... sorry about that, I got SimCity4 for Christmas and hadn't glanced at the wiki in a month... all better now. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:53, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
::Whoa dood! You're <strike>alive</strike> around! I thought you were one of the gone many who don't come back. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh, I'm still on, I read the wiki often, just rarely log in and edit. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:59, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
::::Change your userpage back to normal. See ya around son. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::::Ah! I see. I've been on hiatus myself, checking it out on and off, but that's for both editing and reading. I've a backlog of toons and [[retirement|emails]] I ''still'' have to watch. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

== After a hefty hiatus... ==

I, {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}, RETURN to the electronically communicating world of '''2007!''' '''Stop'''

My blasted '''Telly 400''' was swiped from the very comfort of my domecile, and upon it's return.. '''Stop'''

I was shocked to realize that the bloody roustabanks had cut off her '''little toe'''!!! '''Stop'''

What was one to do without the comma key!? '''Stop'''

I had no choice but to begin a quest... or.. send The Sneak.. on a worldwide search for my beloved Telly's little toe! '''Stop'''

To my great delight, it was returned and I can once again begin heckling the inhabitants of the '''post-modern Free Country USA!!''' '''Stop'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

==AGHHHHHHHHHHH==
Bubsty, you might not wanna go onto that "steal your soul" site again. I went there and, I gotta say, my Mcaffee security guard detected more than 20 virus on that page. The same goes for anyone else goin to that link, IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, I REPEAT: IT IS EXTEMELY DANGEROUS!!! --[[User:Homsar Lover|Homsar Lover]]

I know that happened to me too. Also my McAfee SiteAdvisor turned red, with means bad.--[[User:Ava|Ava]] 15:07, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

==Edits to your user page==

Hi, Bubsty. An edit was recently made to your user page by an unknown IP address. According to wiki [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|policy]], this edit was reverted. If you made this edit while not logged in, you can replace the changes you made by logging in, going to this version of your page ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bubsty&oldid=493604]), clicking "edit", and saving the page. If this edit was not made by you, no action on your part is necessary. Thank you very much. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
==hi!==
I was just wondering how to make words move. Do you now how? Don't say jorb 101
P.S. how do you do that fancy thing with your name?

== Thank You Award ==

Hey there, Bubsty. I thought I'd drop by to let you know that the [[HRWiki:Barnstars]] page is going to be cleaned, and your Thank You award may be removed from the page. (The image will not be deleted.) If you want to keep the award there, please say so before the revision, or add it again afterward. Thanks, — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 19:53, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Hey, do you still come to this wiki? just wondering. {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:00, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
:Occasionally. Mostly to read, rarely to write. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 07:00, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

== New signature? ==

It looks pretty! But why'd you randomly decide to change? {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 03:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:Eh, it was pretty much a cookie-cutter sig from all the ones that [[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]] made. Basically I just sort of decided I was sick of having a sig that looked straight out of '05, and decided to remodel. This one looks cleaner and simple, although I did keep the classic "blue and gold" :) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:42, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Besides the signature, what else is new? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:44, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Hi there Stux, long time no talk! Erm, not much really... just trudging along my academic path and all that jazz. How've you been? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:49, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Well, your plan to be unique and original put a bit of a stnank in my April Fools' plan. Way to go. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Looks like ''somebody'' should have warned me beforehand, eh? (By the way, you were already usurped; [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] did the whole sig-switcharoo a few years back.) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:59, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Bug In Mouth Disease

2009-03-30T20:36:10Z

Bubsty: /* Fast Forward */ .

{{toonnav|Big Toon|buginmouth|Shopping for Danger|Cool Things}}
[[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|thumb|"Pom Pom! Santa! You gotta help me!"]]
Homestar swallows a bug and fears the end of the good times while Strong Bad is taped to the TV and Strong Sad searches for "the blue ones".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Bug]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 9, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' Don't...kill...bugs.

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==

''{In the basement, Strong Sad is watching TV.}''

'''VOICE:''' ''{from TV}'' And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! I see now.

''{Strong Bad enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I already told you, I don't want to be called that any more! I made a mistake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh; sorry, Dairy Queen. Anyways, look. I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{gets up, runs out of the room}'' Nobody buy the blue ones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was too easy. Now to settle down for the 24-hour Caleb Rentpayer marathon! ''{changes channel}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, were you making a little tent out of my jacket?

'''CALEB:''' I am now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you make that little tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!

''{Cut to the field. Homestar is running along. Cue music beat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing approximately to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video|Homestar Runner Theme Song]]}'' Hooomestaaar is running. Along. ''{drifting out of time with the music}'' Hooomestaaa–

''{A record scratches as he suddenly stops and starts coughing/spitting profusely.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow! What do I do? What do I do? ''{composes himself}'' Okay, okay, calm down. Calm...down. Remember health class. A-hem.

''{Homestar goes down on one knee.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly and deliberately}'' Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance? ''{anguished}'' Oh, it's not working! The good times are over! ''{runs off}''

''{The music starts up again and cut to another part of the field, where the King of Town and Pom Pom are eating ice cream bars.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!

''{He kneels down in front of the King of Town.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, what do you want we should do?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gimme them dang ice creams! ''{grabs the ice cream bars}'' We'll freeze 'im out! ''{quickly eats them}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo! That stuff's prescription!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' Oh-ho-ho, it deliciously didn't work!

''{While saying this, he pokes Pom Pom with the one of the leftover sticks. Pom Pom narrows his eyes at Homestar, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! ''(runs off}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is still watching TV.}''

'''CALEB:''' You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that suitcase was heavy!

''{Strong Sad enters.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What online auction? I can't find anything. I even did an image search for "the blue ones" and got nothing. Or...nothing pleasant, anyway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something. Or use "and" and "or". Oh, yeah, "and" go away.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{smiles}'' Oh, Boolean operators! "Blue ''and'' ones"! Good idea! ''{walks off}''

''{Cut to Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "EXHIBIT A" with a lighter.}'' 

'''BUBS:''' This is just fine!

''{Homestar runs in. Bubs drops the lighter and throws away the envelope.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, you're a doctor, right? I think a bug flew into the side of my mouth. I'm afraid the good times are over!

'''BUBS:''' A doctor, eh? I think I might be one of those. Let me take a look. ''{examines a wad of his business cards}'' Whadda we got here? Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator... Oh, here we go! "Dr." Bubs! Let's take a look atcha.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaah. ''{opens mouth}''

'''BUBS:''' Hmm… ''{peers inside}'' Okay...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Okay..."}''

'''BUBS:''' Yes, yes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Yes, yes."}''

'''BUBS:''' Interesting.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Is it good?"}''

'''BUBS:''' I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no! Is it about the good times?

'''BUBS:''' I'm afraid you've got no pancreas.

''{Homestar looks annoyed}''

'''BUBS:''' But I do happen to have a fresh one for sale right here!

''{Bubs picks up a cooler (brand named 'coola') labeled "EXHIBIT B" and places it on the counter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, are you an unethical quack?

'''BUBS:''' The most quackinest!

''{Homestar suddenly smiles, seeming satisfied about something.}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is watching TV with a fork in his hand and a skillet in his lap.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Tucksworth}'' Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette ever during the commercial break? ''{imitating Caleb}'' I sure did.

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think I—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(silencing him}'' Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle.

''{Homestar leaves and then jumps in from the other side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think a bug might have—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?

''{Homestar leaves.}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Why aren't you breathing, Caleb?

''{Homestar pops up from behind the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad—

''{Strong Bad hits him in the face with his skillet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. ''{falls down}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And coming up next on ''Caleb Rentpayer'', find out ''who'' shot Caleb.

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Who shot Caleb?" Oh, there's ''no'' way I'm missing that one. ''No way.''

''{Fade to black. Some time later, Homestar emerges from behind the couch. The couch is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns and smacks his lips}'' That was a great skillet-nap! Thanks, Strong Bad. Strong Bad?

''{Cut to the TV, where Strong Bad has duct-taped himself to the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{somewhat muffled}'' Can't...miss...any of...the action!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You ''what''?! ''{tears his head from the TV}''

''{TV music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dejected}'' Aw. Now my head's not taped to the TV.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I really need your help.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And ''I'' really need to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's easy. I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You-ka— w-wha?

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runner... ''{Homestar smiles}'' ...did you shoot Caleb?

''{Homestar appears on the TV, wearing the sunglasses he wore in [[the bet]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I sure did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show! ''(throws the remote at Homestar's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiccup. ''{the bug flies out of his mouth}'' Hey, look at that! A little guy. A bug ''did'' fly in my mouth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... the good times are ''definitely'' over.

''{Strong Sad runs in, wearing a blue pair of underwear. Strong Bad opens his mouth in surprise.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!

''{The bug flies across the screen as the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Logical connective|Boolean operator]] is a logical conjunction describing the relationship between two assertions ('and' and 'or' being primary examples). Some search engines accept them.
*Using quotes refers to putting a multi-word search term inside of quotation marks. Most search engines will respond by searching for the enclosed phrase as a whole instead of the individual words.
*The [[Wikipedia:pancreas|pancreas]] is a large lobulated organ that secretes digestive enzymes and the hormones [[Wikipedia:insulin|insulin]] and [[Wikipedia:glucagon|glucagon]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Bail bondsman|Bail bondsman]] is a person who posts bail in exchange for a fee, usually 10 percent of the total bail.
*A "[[wikipedia:Quackery|quack]]" is an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and dispenses medical advice and treatment.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's [[business cards]] read:
Bubs
Bail Bondsman,
Extraordinaire

pager: 555-7896
beeper: 555-3421

BUBS
PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR

EEEEEMAIL: BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Bubs
Normal
Investigator

"Not Associated with
Bubs: Paranaormal Investigator!!"

"Dr." Bubs

VCR Repair/Fashion Consultant

*Bubs's [[Characters' Contacts|email address]] here is bubs@bubs.bubs, but it was bubs@homestarrunner.com in [[unused emails]].
*"The good times are over!" has been [[Quote of the Week]] twice, though the second time was for only one day.

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad has underwear even though he said he "doesn't really wear clothes" in his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]].
*The telephone numbers on Bubs's business cards have the prefix [[Wikipedia:555 telephone number|555]], which is commonly used for fictional numbers in North American movies and television.
* If the cartoon is played frame-by-frame, it shows that no bug or fly ever enters Homestar's mouth.
* Strong Bad claims to have placed Strong Sad's underwear in an online auction despite the fact that most major online auction sites prohibit selling used underwear. An example is the eBay® [http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/used-clothing.html used clothing policy].
* Part of the [[Caleb Rentpayer]] episode (where Caleb says that Tucksworth "throws like a girl") breaks the show's usual format. Whereas a standard episode would usually have Tucksworth asking Caleb if he did/ate/took something and Caleb defiantly stating "I sure am/did", this portion has Caleb speak first. Of course, he's still mean and insulting to Tucksworth.
*This is the first Big Toon since [[The Reddest Radish]] not to include opening credits.
*When Homestar turns around remembering health class, the shadow of the bushes changes.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad sits on the couch in the first scene, his left eye is slightly mispositioned.
*When Strong Sad turns around in front of the couch after talking about Boolean operators, his leg appears behind [[Remote Control|the remote]] that is on the couch.
*Bubs's "Normal Investigator" card misspells "paranormal" as "paranaormal".
*When Strong Bad is duct taped to the TV, there are five pieces of tape. After he turns around, there are only four.
*In the frame in which Strong Bad's head is turned to the right while looking backwards at Homestar, the grey section is visible on both ends of the tape, but the silver, sticky side is the one which should be showing on the end between Strong Bad's head and the TV.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is watching a show about [[Shakespeare]].
*Bubs provided VCR repair in the email [[12:00]].
*The scene featuring Homestar running over darkened hills is similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*"The most quackinest" may be a reference to [[Pom Pom#Character video transcript|Pom Pom's character video]], the page title of which is "The Most Mackinest".
*''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]'' first appeared in [[secret recipes]]. This is the first time the show and Tucksworth have been named.
*Homestar uses the same sunglasses in the email [[the bet]].
*[[The VCR]] on the top of the TV is the same VCR as the one used in the Characters page and the email [[12:00]].



*The drum beat heard in the background of the beginning music is from the email [[the facts]], when [[Cubeland]] was featured.
*The brown ice cream bar drawing originally appeared as Homestar's purple Popsicle in [[the facts]].
*The phrase "why come" was first used in the [[Yearbook Character Page]], where the description for Bubs reads "That's why come he's so fat."
*Strong Bad comments that he made the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best omelette ever]].
* Strong Bad saying "can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?" is an example of [[Gender Confusion]].
* Homestar saying "hiccup" instead of actully hiccupping is another example of [[Fake Sound Effects]].

===Real-World References===
*The title of the toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Foot and mouth disease|foot and mouth disease]], a disease that affects cattle.
*The page title (Don't...kill...bugs.) is a reference to [[wikipedia:Bob & Doug McKenzie|Bob & Doug McKenzie's]] [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001EPF/qid=1103258200/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-4330593-4682322?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 "Great White North" album]. Specifically, it refers to the [http://www.mts.net/~marcz/hosers/elron2.htm "Elron McKenzie"] track, where Doug plays a preacher whose sermon deals with the importance of not killing bugs.
*The "Who shot Caleb?" episode is a reference to the often-parodied [[Wikipedia:Who shot J.R.?|shooting]] of [[Wikipedia:J.R. Ewing|J.R. Ewing]] on [[wikipedia:Dallas (TV series)|Dallas]].
*Homestar overreacting over swallowing a bug is similar to a [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] episode, in which [[Wikipedia:George Costanza|George]] did the same thing.
*When Strong Sad says, "I even did an image search..." he is referring to web sites (such as [[Wikipedia:Google Image Search|Google Image Search]]) which feature search engines that allow searching for pictures instead of web pages.
[[Image:Labeled CRP Background.PNG|thumb|The screen for "Who Shot Caleb?", with video games labeled.]]
*When Strong Bad removes his head from the TV, on the left side of the screen a [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super Nintendo]] is visible, which was a popular video game system in the early and mid-1990s. If Strong Bad is removed via flash decompiler, a black [[Nintendo#Nintendo GameCube|GameCube]] is also visible. Some [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]] game cartridges can also be seen.
**An [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] can be made out on the right side as well as an [[Wikipedia:NES 2|NES 2]] above the Super Nintendo, and what may be a [[Wikipedia:PlayStation|PlayStation]] below it. In the shadow underneath (and slightly to the left of) the Nintendo 64 cartridges may be the system itself.
**The NES cartridge in the NES 2 is ''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Adventure|Kirby's Adventure]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]] is a restaurant [http://www.dairyqueen.com chain] that was founded in 1940 in Kankakee, Illinois. It is best known for its line of "soft-serve" ice cream products.
*The colors on the TV at the beginning of the toon are based on a [[Wikipedia:Test card|test pattern]] commonly used by television broadcast stations when nothing is on the air.

===Fast Forward===

*Bugs fly out of Homestar's mouth again in [[hygiene]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' I'm going to try extra hard to use good diction and proper grammar during this commentary, Mike Chapman.

'''MIKE:''' You're off to a very good start, brother Matt.

'''MATT:''' Thank you.

'''MIKE:''' That guy on the TV didn't have good grammar now, did he?

'''MATT:''' No. ''{word is obscured by his laughing}'' Hey, this sort of relates to later on when we referred to Strong Sad's soft-serve flip. Do you think that's why he wanted to be called "Dairy Queen" temporarily?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah! ''{chuckling}'' Maybe, maybe! His head looks like a... Dairy Queen ice cream cone!

'''MATT:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Umm...

'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' In the land of Dairy Queen,

'''BOTH:''' ''{singing}'' we treat you right!

'''MATT:''' Remember those commercials that used to have the land of Dairy Queen in them? It was like a chocolate...

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, a chocolate river with, like, a fudge canyon? ''{pause}'' So Caleb Rentpayer is a very good show!

'''MATT:''' I think so! I would like to see a full episode of Caleb Rentpayer and Tucksworth, his butler. So, did— Caleb somehow come into a lot of money, and that's why he suddenly has this butler?

'''MIKE:''' Maybe. You know what I'm just now thinking; I recently saw the movie ''Arthur'' again for the first time in twenty years, and it's sort of similar. Arthur is just kind of this, you know...

'''MATT:''' Vagabond?

'''MIKE:''' Well he's got all this money, but he's not, you know, he's got a butler, but he's not very nice to him—

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' And um... sort of, he's not quite as... disrespectful to his butler as— as Caleb— as Caleb is, ''{Matt laughs}'' but the but— the butler's always kind of trying to cover his tracks—

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' ...and, anyway...

'''MATT:''' Poor Tucksworth.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Is that the only time that Homestar refers to the King of Town as... Santa Claus? Doesn't he call him Father Christmas, maybe, another time?

'''MIKE:''' Uhhm...

'''MATT:''' Or did we just discuss doing one or the other of those when we made this cartoon?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think— I don't know; I think that's the only time, Matt.

'''MATT:''' I think it was a toss-up between Father Christmas and Santa.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Aww.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Caleb, I'd like to see you throw that suitcase!

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I remember taking a class on HTML in college and they— they talked all about Boolean operators and how to search for things on the internet using Infoseek or Altavista.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Altavista! Hotbot?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' I remember—

'''MATT:''' Blue AND ones, NOT red AND ones! I think you could do "not", as well, couldn't you? ''{laughs}'' "This is just fine", Mike!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It's the— we all know that Bubs, you know, just wants to rip you off and take your money but this is the first sort of criminal, uh, element that we've seen, or criminal...

'''MIKE:''' I think we... I think there's a misspelling somewhere.

'''MATT:''' Is there? Consul-tant?

'''MIKE:''' Nah, I think we missed it. The wiki told me. ''{laughs}'' Maybe we corrected it already.

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating Homestar's line}'' You got it?

'''BOTH:''' ''{laugh}''

'''MATT:''' That's some good mumbles! I remem— I record— I usually try, if the character is doing something like that, like talking with his mouth open, then I try to do the lines with my mouth open, obviously, and there's other times where Strong Bad's like— ooh! later on in this cartoon! when he's got his face up against the TV...

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' He's duct-taped his head to the TV, where I, like, mashed my face into a book, I think, and then miked it so I'd be like, "woarh, woarh!", trying to make it as authentic as possible. Want to experience what the characters are experiencing.

'''MIKE:''' We call that, umm... character acting?

'''MATT:''' Method acting?

'''MIKE:''' Method acting!

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{responding to Strong Bad's "Can't you see grandma's watching her stories?"}'' Uhh, she is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Things get serious in this episode of Caleb Rentpayer. Who shot Caleb, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think I know.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' Remember that— there was some game you played on your fingers about who shot J.R.? Like it was this thing that was like, "Who shot J.R.?" and then you, like, made your pinky go away. Then you said, "Who shot J.R.?" and then your ring finger went away. And then it ended up making a gun, and— and you said, "It was me!" ''{makes a sound of a shot}'' I remember, uh... Brandon, that lived in the cul-de-sac behind ours doing that. To me.

'''MIKE:''' Sounds hilarious!

'''MATT:''' It was great! And he had a dog named Dude.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' He did. And I thought it was "dood" as in, "doody".

'''MATT:''' I dooed. I just dooed in the toilet.

'''MIKE:''' I always thought the dog's name was a bad— kind of a bad word.

'''MATT:''' D-O-O-D.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{seeing Homestar on the TV}'' Look, that's our office!

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I like the little dotted line that trails from that little guy.

'''MIKE:''' Lemme guess, you made it.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' You did that.

'''MATT:''' I thought you did.

'''MIKE:''' Nah, I think you did.

'''MATT:''' Oh. I'll quit complimenting the things that I made.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I don't like the way the blue ones look and I made those very late in the game, and just wanted the cartoon to be done.

'''MATT:''' It's okay. Bye, everybody!

'''MIKE:''' Bye, Matt!

===Fun Facts===

*[[Wikipedia:Arthur (film)|Arthur]] is a 1981 movie starring [[imdb:nm0001545|Dudley Moore]].
*Homestar Runner has never called The King of Town "Father Christmas"; however, in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], Homestar ''played'' The King of Town, and Bubs played [[Dr. Christmas]] (which the King of Town ''almost'' played).
*[[Wikipedia:Method acting|Method acting]] is an acting technique developed by [[Wikipedia:Lee Strasberg|Lee Strasberg]] in the 1940s.
*[[Wikipedia:Infoseek|Infoseek]], [[Wikipedia:AltaVista|AltaVista]], and [[Wikipedia:Hotbot|Hotbot]] were [[Wikipedia:search engine|search engine]]s popular in the '90s.
*The Brothers Chaps' referring to Strong Sad's soft-serve flip is a reference to [[keep cool]].

==External Links==
* [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
* [[HR:buginmouth.swf|view the Flash file for "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
* [[Forum:3174|forum thread re: "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]

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[[Category:Toons]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Bug In Mouth Disease

2009-03-30T20:35:57Z

Bubsty: /* Inside References */ better wording

{{toonnav|Big Toon|buginmouth|Shopping for Danger|Cool Things}}
[[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|thumb|"Pom Pom! Santa! You gotta help me!"]]
Homestar swallows a bug and fears the end of the good times while Strong Bad is taped to the TV and Strong Sad searches for "the blue ones".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Bug]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 9, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' Don't...kill...bugs.

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==

''{In the basement, Strong Sad is watching TV.}''

'''VOICE:''' ''{from TV}'' And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! I see now.

''{Strong Bad enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I already told you, I don't want to be called that any more! I made a mistake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh; sorry, Dairy Queen. Anyways, look. I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{gets up, runs out of the room}'' Nobody buy the blue ones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was too easy. Now to settle down for the 24-hour Caleb Rentpayer marathon! ''{changes channel}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, were you making a little tent out of my jacket?

'''CALEB:''' I am now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you make that little tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!

''{Cut to the field. Homestar is running along. Cue music beat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing approximately to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video|Homestar Runner Theme Song]]}'' Hooomestaaar is running. Along. ''{drifting out of time with the music}'' Hooomestaaa–

''{A record scratches as he suddenly stops and starts coughing/spitting profusely.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow! What do I do? What do I do? ''{composes himself}'' Okay, okay, calm down. Calm...down. Remember health class. A-hem.

''{Homestar goes down on one knee.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly and deliberately}'' Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance? ''{anguished}'' Oh, it's not working! The good times are over! ''{runs off}''

''{The music starts up again and cut to another part of the field, where the King of Town and Pom Pom are eating ice cream bars.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!

''{He kneels down in front of the King of Town.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, what do you want we should do?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gimme them dang ice creams! ''{grabs the ice cream bars}'' We'll freeze 'im out! ''{quickly eats them}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo! That stuff's prescription!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' Oh-ho-ho, it deliciously didn't work!

''{While saying this, he pokes Pom Pom with the one of the leftover sticks. Pom Pom narrows his eyes at Homestar, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! ''(runs off}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is still watching TV.}''

'''CALEB:''' You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that suitcase was heavy!

''{Strong Sad enters.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What online auction? I can't find anything. I even did an image search for "the blue ones" and got nothing. Or...nothing pleasant, anyway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something. Or use "and" and "or". Oh, yeah, "and" go away.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{smiles}'' Oh, Boolean operators! "Blue ''and'' ones"! Good idea! ''{walks off}''

''{Cut to Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "EXHIBIT A" with a lighter.}'' 

'''BUBS:''' This is just fine!

''{Homestar runs in. Bubs drops the lighter and throws away the envelope.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, you're a doctor, right? I think a bug flew into the side of my mouth. I'm afraid the good times are over!

'''BUBS:''' A doctor, eh? I think I might be one of those. Let me take a look. ''{examines a wad of his business cards}'' Whadda we got here? Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator... Oh, here we go! "Dr." Bubs! Let's take a look atcha.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaah. ''{opens mouth}''

'''BUBS:''' Hmm… ''{peers inside}'' Okay...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Okay..."}''

'''BUBS:''' Yes, yes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Yes, yes."}''

'''BUBS:''' Interesting.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Is it good?"}''

'''BUBS:''' I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no! Is it about the good times?

'''BUBS:''' I'm afraid you've got no pancreas.

''{Homestar looks annoyed}''

'''BUBS:''' But I do happen to have a fresh one for sale right here!

''{Bubs picks up a cooler (brand named 'coola') labeled "EXHIBIT B" and places it on the counter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, are you an unethical quack?

'''BUBS:''' The most quackinest!

''{Homestar suddenly smiles, seeming satisfied about something.}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is watching TV with a fork in his hand and a skillet in his lap.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Tucksworth}'' Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette ever during the commercial break? ''{imitating Caleb}'' I sure did.

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think I—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(silencing him}'' Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle.

''{Homestar leaves and then jumps in from the other side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think a bug might have—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?

''{Homestar leaves.}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Why aren't you breathing, Caleb?

''{Homestar pops up from behind the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad—

''{Strong Bad hits him in the face with his skillet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. ''{falls down}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And coming up next on ''Caleb Rentpayer'', find out ''who'' shot Caleb.

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Who shot Caleb?" Oh, there's ''no'' way I'm missing that one. ''No way.''

''{Fade to black. Some time later, Homestar emerges from behind the couch. The couch is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns and smacks his lips}'' That was a great skillet-nap! Thanks, Strong Bad. Strong Bad?

''{Cut to the TV, where Strong Bad has duct-taped himself to the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{somewhat muffled}'' Can't...miss...any of...the action!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You ''what''?! ''{tears his head from the TV}''

''{TV music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dejected}'' Aw. Now my head's not taped to the TV.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I really need your help.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And ''I'' really need to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's easy. I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You-ka— w-wha?

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runner... ''{Homestar smiles}'' ...did you shoot Caleb?

''{Homestar appears on the TV, wearing the sunglasses he wore in [[the bet]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I sure did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show! ''(throws the remote at Homestar's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiccup. ''{the bug flies out of his mouth}'' Hey, look at that! A little guy. A bug ''did'' fly in my mouth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... the good times are ''definitely'' over.

''{Strong Sad runs in, wearing a blue pair of underwear. Strong Bad opens his mouth in surprise.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!

''{The bug flies across the screen as the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Logical connective|Boolean operator]] is a logical conjunction describing the relationship between two assertions ('and' and 'or' being primary examples). Some search engines accept them.
*Using quotes refers to putting a multi-word search term inside of quotation marks. Most search engines will respond by searching for the enclosed phrase as a whole instead of the individual words.
*The [[Wikipedia:pancreas|pancreas]] is a large lobulated organ that secretes digestive enzymes and the hormones [[Wikipedia:insulin|insulin]] and [[Wikipedia:glucagon|glucagon]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Bail bondsman|Bail bondsman]] is a person who posts bail in exchange for a fee, usually 10 percent of the total bail.
*A "[[wikipedia:Quackery|quack]]" is an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and dispenses medical advice and treatment.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's [[business cards]] read:
Bubs
Bail Bondsman,
Extraordinaire

pager: 555-7896
beeper: 555-3421

BUBS
PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR

EEEEEMAIL: BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Bubs
Normal
Investigator

"Not Associated with
Bubs: Paranaormal Investigator!!"

"Dr." Bubs

VCR Repair/Fashion Consultant

*Bubs's [[Characters' Contacts|email address]] here is bubs@bubs.bubs, but it was bubs@homestarrunner.com in [[unused emails]].
*"The good times are over!" has been [[Quote of the Week]] twice, though the second time was for only one day.

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad has underwear even though he said he "doesn't really wear clothes" in his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]].
*The telephone numbers on Bubs's business cards have the prefix [[Wikipedia:555 telephone number|555]], which is commonly used for fictional numbers in North American movies and television.
* If the cartoon is played frame-by-frame, it shows that no bug or fly ever enters Homestar's mouth.
* Strong Bad claims to have placed Strong Sad's underwear in an online auction despite the fact that most major online auction sites prohibit selling used underwear. An example is the eBay® [http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/used-clothing.html used clothing policy].
* Part of the [[Caleb Rentpayer]] episode (where Caleb says that Tucksworth "throws like a girl") breaks the show's usual format. Whereas a standard episode would usually have Tucksworth asking Caleb if he did/ate/took something and Caleb defiantly stating "I sure am/did", this portion has Caleb speak first. Of course, he's still mean and insulting to Tucksworth.
*This is the first Big Toon since [[The Reddest Radish]] not to include opening credits.
*When Homestar turns around remembering health class, the shadow of the bushes changes.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad sits on the couch in the first scene, his left eye is slightly mispositioned.
*When Strong Sad turns around in front of the couch after talking about Boolean operators, his leg appears behind [[Remote Control|the remote]] that is on the couch.
*Bubs's "Normal Investigator" card misspells "paranormal" as "paranaormal".
*When Strong Bad is duct taped to the TV, there are five pieces of tape. After he turns around, there are only four.
*In the frame in which Strong Bad's head is turned to the right while looking backwards at Homestar, the grey section is visible on both ends of the tape, but the silver, sticky side is the one which should be showing on the end between Strong Bad's head and the TV.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is watching a show about [[Shakespeare]].
*Bubs provided VCR repair in the email [[12:00]].
*The scene featuring Homestar running over darkened hills is similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*"The most quackinest" may be a reference to [[Pom Pom#Character video transcript|Pom Pom's character video]], the page title of which is "The Most Mackinest".
*''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]'' first appeared in [[secret recipes]]. This is the first time the show and Tucksworth have been named.
*Homestar uses the same sunglasses in the email [[the bet]].
*[[The VCR]] on the top of the TV is the same VCR as the one used in the Characters page and the email [[12:00]].



*The drum beat heard in the background of the beginning music is from the email [[the facts]], when [[Cubeland]] was featured.
*The brown ice cream bar drawing originally appeared as Homestar's purple Popsicle in [[the facts]].
*The phrase "why come" was first used in the [[Yearbook Character Page]], where the description for Bubs reads "That's why come he's so fat."
*Strong Bad comments that he made the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best omelette ever]].
* Strong Bad saying "can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?" is an example of [[Gender Confusion]].
* Homestar saying "hiccup" instead of actully hiccupping is another example of [[Fake Sound Effects]].

===Real-World References===
*The title of the toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Foot and mouth disease|foot and mouth disease]], a disease that affects cattle.
*The page title (Don't...kill...bugs.) is a reference to [[wikipedia:Bob & Doug McKenzie|Bob & Doug McKenzie's]] [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001EPF/qid=1103258200/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-4330593-4682322?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 "Great White North" album]. Specifically, it refers to the [http://www.mts.net/~marcz/hosers/elron2.htm "Elron McKenzie"] track, where Doug plays a preacher whose sermon deals with the importance of not killing bugs.
*The "Who shot Caleb?" episode is a reference to the often-parodied [[Wikipedia:Who shot J.R.?|shooting]] of [[Wikipedia:J.R. Ewing|J.R. Ewing]] on [[wikipedia:Dallas (TV series)|Dallas]].
*Homestar overreacting over swallowing a bug is similar to a [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] episode, in which [[Wikipedia:George Costanza|George]] did the same thing.
*When Strong Sad says, "I even did an image search..." he is referring to web sites (such as [[Wikipedia:Google Image Search|Google Image Search]]) which feature search engines that allow searching for pictures instead of web pages.
[[Image:Labeled CRP Background.PNG|thumb|The screen for "Who Shot Caleb?", with video games labeled.]]
*When Strong Bad removes his head from the TV, on the left side of the screen a [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super Nintendo]] is visible, which was a popular video game system in the early and mid-1990s. If Strong Bad is removed via flash decompiler, a black [[Nintendo#Nintendo GameCube|GameCube]] is also visible. Some [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]] game cartridges can also be seen.
**An [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] can be made out on the right side as well as an [[Wikipedia:NES 2|NES 2]] above the Super Nintendo, and what may be a [[Wikipedia:PlayStation|PlayStation]] below it. In the shadow underneath (and slightly to the left of) the Nintendo 64 cartridges may be the system itself.
**The NES cartridge in the NES 2 is ''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Adventure|Kirby's Adventure]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]] is a restaurant [http://www.dairyqueen.com chain] that was founded in 1940 in Kankakee, Illinois. It is best known for its line of "soft-serve" ice cream products.
*The colors on the TV at the beginning of the toon are based on a [[Wikipedia:Test card|test pattern]] commonly used by television broadcast stations when nothing is on the air.

===Fast Forward===

*Bugs fly out of Homestar's mouth again in [[hygiene]]

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' I'm going to try extra hard to use good diction and proper grammar during this commentary, Mike Chapman.

'''MIKE:''' You're off to a very good start, brother Matt.

'''MATT:''' Thank you.

'''MIKE:''' That guy on the TV didn't have good grammar now, did he?

'''MATT:''' No. ''{word is obscured by his laughing}'' Hey, this sort of relates to later on when we referred to Strong Sad's soft-serve flip. Do you think that's why he wanted to be called "Dairy Queen" temporarily?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah! ''{chuckling}'' Maybe, maybe! His head looks like a... Dairy Queen ice cream cone!

'''MATT:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Umm...

'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' In the land of Dairy Queen,

'''BOTH:''' ''{singing}'' we treat you right!

'''MATT:''' Remember those commercials that used to have the land of Dairy Queen in them? It was like a chocolate...

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, a chocolate river with, like, a fudge canyon? ''{pause}'' So Caleb Rentpayer is a very good show!

'''MATT:''' I think so! I would like to see a full episode of Caleb Rentpayer and Tucksworth, his butler. So, did— Caleb somehow come into a lot of money, and that's why he suddenly has this butler?

'''MIKE:''' Maybe. You know what I'm just now thinking; I recently saw the movie ''Arthur'' again for the first time in twenty years, and it's sort of similar. Arthur is just kind of this, you know...

'''MATT:''' Vagabond?

'''MIKE:''' Well he's got all this money, but he's not, you know, he's got a butler, but he's not very nice to him—

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' And um... sort of, he's not quite as... disrespectful to his butler as— as Caleb— as Caleb is, ''{Matt laughs}'' but the but— the butler's always kind of trying to cover his tracks—

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' ...and, anyway...

'''MATT:''' Poor Tucksworth.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Is that the only time that Homestar refers to the King of Town as... Santa Claus? Doesn't he call him Father Christmas, maybe, another time?

'''MIKE:''' Uhhm...

'''MATT:''' Or did we just discuss doing one or the other of those when we made this cartoon?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think— I don't know; I think that's the only time, Matt.

'''MATT:''' I think it was a toss-up between Father Christmas and Santa.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Aww.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Caleb, I'd like to see you throw that suitcase!

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I remember taking a class on HTML in college and they— they talked all about Boolean operators and how to search for things on the internet using Infoseek or Altavista.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Altavista! Hotbot?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' I remember—

'''MATT:''' Blue AND ones, NOT red AND ones! I think you could do "not", as well, couldn't you? ''{laughs}'' "This is just fine", Mike!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It's the— we all know that Bubs, you know, just wants to rip you off and take your money but this is the first sort of criminal, uh, element that we've seen, or criminal...

'''MIKE:''' I think we... I think there's a misspelling somewhere.

'''MATT:''' Is there? Consul-tant?

'''MIKE:''' Nah, I think we missed it. The wiki told me. ''{laughs}'' Maybe we corrected it already.

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating Homestar's line}'' You got it?

'''BOTH:''' ''{laugh}''

'''MATT:''' That's some good mumbles! I remem— I record— I usually try, if the character is doing something like that, like talking with his mouth open, then I try to do the lines with my mouth open, obviously, and there's other times where Strong Bad's like— ooh! later on in this cartoon! when he's got his face up against the TV...

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' He's duct-taped his head to the TV, where I, like, mashed my face into a book, I think, and then miked it so I'd be like, "woarh, woarh!", trying to make it as authentic as possible. Want to experience what the characters are experiencing.

'''MIKE:''' We call that, umm... character acting?

'''MATT:''' Method acting?

'''MIKE:''' Method acting!

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{responding to Strong Bad's "Can't you see grandma's watching her stories?"}'' Uhh, she is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Things get serious in this episode of Caleb Rentpayer. Who shot Caleb, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think I know.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' Remember that— there was some game you played on your fingers about who shot J.R.? Like it was this thing that was like, "Who shot J.R.?" and then you, like, made your pinky go away. Then you said, "Who shot J.R.?" and then your ring finger went away. And then it ended up making a gun, and— and you said, "It was me!" ''{makes a sound of a shot}'' I remember, uh... Brandon, that lived in the cul-de-sac behind ours doing that. To me.

'''MIKE:''' Sounds hilarious!

'''MATT:''' It was great! And he had a dog named Dude.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' He did. And I thought it was "dood" as in, "doody".

'''MATT:''' I dooed. I just dooed in the toilet.

'''MIKE:''' I always thought the dog's name was a bad— kind of a bad word.

'''MATT:''' D-O-O-D.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{seeing Homestar on the TV}'' Look, that's our office!

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I like the little dotted line that trails from that little guy.

'''MIKE:''' Lemme guess, you made it.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' You did that.

'''MATT:''' I thought you did.

'''MIKE:''' Nah, I think you did.

'''MATT:''' Oh. I'll quit complimenting the things that I made.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I don't like the way the blue ones look and I made those very late in the game, and just wanted the cartoon to be done.

'''MATT:''' It's okay. Bye, everybody!

'''MIKE:''' Bye, Matt!

===Fun Facts===

*[[Wikipedia:Arthur (film)|Arthur]] is a 1981 movie starring [[imdb:nm0001545|Dudley Moore]].
*Homestar Runner has never called The King of Town "Father Christmas"; however, in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], Homestar ''played'' The King of Town, and Bubs played [[Dr. Christmas]] (which the King of Town ''almost'' played).
*[[Wikipedia:Method acting|Method acting]] is an acting technique developed by [[Wikipedia:Lee Strasberg|Lee Strasberg]] in the 1940s.
*[[Wikipedia:Infoseek|Infoseek]], [[Wikipedia:AltaVista|AltaVista]], and [[Wikipedia:Hotbot|Hotbot]] were [[Wikipedia:search engine|search engine]]s popular in the '90s.
*The Brothers Chaps' referring to Strong Sad's soft-serve flip is a reference to [[keep cool]].

==External Links==
* [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
* [[HR:buginmouth.swf|view the Flash file for "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
* [[Forum:3174|forum thread re: "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]

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Bubsty: New page: == Wikihood (Note 1) == In 25 episodes time, I will call you back for the 100th episode. :Please don't deny. <<ApocalypX>> :Ok, I won't. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01...

== Wikihood (Note 1) ==

In 25 episodes time, I will call you back for the 100th episode.
:Please don't deny. [[hrfwiki:User:ApocalypX|<<ApocalypX>>]]

:Ok, I won't. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:46, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

==It's Contest Time!==

There's a contest on my page and so far no one's posted any results. I decided to alert you and a few other users about the contest. It starts at 3:00 pm Tuesday. (whatever time zone MA is in.){{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 14:34, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

== Bumbershoot ==

Hi, I was wondering if you were going to Bumbershoot this year. There are some good bands lined up (ones I think you like). I'm going. go to www.bumbershoot.org for the bands and if you've never heard of Bumbershoot to find out what it is.

{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 01:47, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, i was at my familys cabin in upper idaho when it happened, so... couldnt go. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 18:01, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

:: Ha! you missed Darth vader introduce Yellow card. Also School will start in 3hrs 40 min aaggarragabargle.... Yeah......... ummm bye.{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 15:03, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

==Tihng==
Please put me on the list--[[User:Marvelrulez|Marvelrulez]]
:Done and done-er! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:46, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

== nolan ==

aggggg what is the passward to edit the wiki!!!!{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}}
:Right, its "gink". (Thats kinda my personal pass for pretty much anything thats ever existed, though i dunno why...) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

== OOW!! ==

DANG IT you got my soul oh well i geuss i'll go buy another one.

== I'm a kid too ==

Hey man nice to know i'm not the only kid.

[[User:Flamer8965|Austio]] 19:32, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

:Awesome man. We should totally rebel against the evil-ness of the 16+ year olds and dangle them in a pit of frozen nitrogen. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:15, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

== :0 ==

*Weblink killed on account of really stupid website and somewhat personal info* Pieinbubsface

*How the freakin freak freak did you freakin get that??? ...freakin. We made those in Mrs. Kings class like, over a year ago! Well yeah, anyway, please dont post anything like that ever again on here. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:13, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

well it was easy, I searched you real name on google. {{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 01:12, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

== You got all types of crazy crap! ==
*You are sooooo lucky you have all that homestar merch. My friend (the one who introduced me to H*R) just bought $70 worth of homestar stuff. I really want something from the store. You are cool, -- {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} P.S. thanks for stealing my soul.

:Why thank you. Yeah, best part was, I didn't have to pay for it seeing as they were all Christmas-er, Decemberween gifts. Three cheers for rich relatives! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:33, 13 December 2006 (UTC) P.S. No prob, lemme know when you get a new one so I can steal it too.
== Sweet! ==

You live in Seattle AND you're a kid. Truly you are the 2nd most awesome person in the world (besides me (jk)).--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:33, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:Wow... second most awesome person out of like, 7 billion... that's pretty high. Thank you very much. I'm sure you're definately the most awesome person in the world, no doubt, even if you don't know how to spell "Mario." (jk). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:33, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Bubsty

2009-01-22T05:45:37Z

Bubsty:

User talk:Bubsty/archive

2009-01-22T05:44:52Z

Bubsty:

User talk:Bubsty

2009-01-21T07:00:43Z

Bubsty: /* Hey */ Yeah.

{{User talk:Bubsty/archive}}

== Wikihood (Note 1) ==

In 25 episodes time, I will call you back for the 100th episode.
:Please don't deny. [[hrfwiki:User:ApocalypX|<<ApocalypX>>]]

:Ok, I won't. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:46, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

==It's Contest Time!==

There's a contest on my page and so far no one's posted any results. I decided to alert you and a few other users about the contest. It starts at 3:00 pm Tuesday. (whatever time zone MA is in.){{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 14:34, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

== Bumbershoot ==

Hi, I was wondering if you were going to Bumbershoot this year. There are some good bands lined up (ones I think you like). I'm going. go to www.bumbershoot.org for the bands and if you've never heard of Bumbershoot to find out what it is.

{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 01:47, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, i was at my familys cabin in upper idaho when it happened, so... couldnt go. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 18:01, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

:: Ha! you missed Darth vader introduce Yellow card. Also School will start in 3hrs 40 min aaggarragabargle.... Yeah......... ummm bye.{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 15:03, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

==Tihng==
Please put me on the list--[[User:Marvelrulez|Marvelrulez]]
:Done and done-er! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:46, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

== nolan ==

aggggg what is the passward to edit the wiki!!!!{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}}
:Right, its "gink". (Thats kinda my personal pass for pretty much anything thats ever existed, though i dunno why...) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

== OOW!! ==

DANG IT you got my soul oh well i geuss i'll go buy another one.

== I'm a kid too ==

Hey man nice to know i'm not the only kid.

[[User:Flamer8965|Austio]] 19:32, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

:Awesome man. We should totally rebel against the evil-ness of the 16+ year olds and dangle them in a pit of frozen nitrogen. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:15, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

== :0 ==

*Weblink killed on account of really stupid website and somewhat personal info* Pieinbubsface

*How the freakin freak freak did you freakin get that??? ...freakin. We made those in Mrs. Kings class like, over a year ago! Well yeah, anyway, please dont post anything like that ever again on here. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:13, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

well it was easy, I searched you real name on google. {{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 01:12, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

== You got all types of crazy crap! ==
*You are sooooo lucky you have all that homestar merch. My friend (the one who introduced me to H*R) just bought $70 worth of homestar stuff. I really want something from the store. You are cool, -- {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} P.S. thanks for stealing my soul.

:Why thank you. Yeah, best part was, I didn't have to pay for it seeing as they were all Christmas-er, Decemberween gifts. Three cheers for rich relatives! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:33, 13 December 2006 (UTC) P.S. No prob, lemme know when you get a new one so I can steal it too.
== Sweet! ==

You live in Seattle AND you're a kid. Truly you are the 2nd most awesome person in the world (besides me (jk)).--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:33, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:Wow... second most awesome person out of like, 7 billion... that's pretty high. Thank you very much. I'm sure you're definately the most awesome person in the world, no doubt, even if you don't know how to spell "Mario." (jk). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:33, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Decemberween has been, um, it happened last year, so you might wanna update that Sig. - {{user:Derrickee3/sig}} 22:15, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah... sorry about that, I got SimCity4 for Christmas and hadn't glanced at the wiki in a month... all better now. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:53, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
::Whoa dood! You're <strike>alive</strike> around! I thought you were one of the gone many who don't come back. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh, I'm still on, I read the wiki often, just rarely log in and edit. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:59, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
::::Change your userpage back to normal. See ya around son. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::::Ah! I see. I've been on hiatus myself, checking it out on and off, but that's for both editing and reading. I've a backlog of toons and [[retirement|emails]] I ''still'' have to watch. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

== After a hefty hiatus... ==

I, {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}, RETURN to the electronically communicating world of '''2007!''' '''Stop'''

My blasted '''Telly 400''' was swiped from the very comfort of my domecile, and upon it's return.. '''Stop'''

I was shocked to realize that the bloody roustabanks had cut off her '''little toe'''!!! '''Stop'''

What was one to do without the comma key!? '''Stop'''

I had no choice but to begin a quest... or.. send The Sneak.. on a worldwide search for my beloved Telly's little toe! '''Stop'''

To my great delight, it was returned and I can once again begin heckling the inhabitants of the '''post-modern Free Country USA!!''' '''Stop'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

==AGHHHHHHHHHHH==
Bubsty, you might not wanna go onto that "steal your soul" site again. I went there and, I gotta say, my Mcaffee security guard detected more than 20 virus on that page. The same goes for anyone else goin to that link, IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, I REPEAT: IT IS EXTEMELY DANGEROUS!!! --[[User:Homsar Lover|Homsar Lover]]

I know that happened to me too. Also my McAfee SiteAdvisor turned red, with means bad.--[[User:Ava|Ava]] 15:07, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

==Edits to your user page==

Hi, Bubsty. An edit was recently made to your user page by an unknown IP address. According to wiki [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|policy]], this edit was reverted. If you made this edit while not logged in, you can replace the changes you made by logging in, going to this version of your page ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bubsty&oldid=493604]), clicking "edit", and saving the page. If this edit was not made by you, no action on your part is necessary. Thank you very much. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
==hi!==
I was just wondering how to make words move. Do you now how? Don't say jorb 101
P.S. how do you do that fancy thing with your name?

== Thank You Award ==

Hey there, Bubsty. I thought I'd drop by to let you know that the [[HRWiki:Barnstars]] page is going to be cleaned, and your Thank You award may be removed from the page. (The image will not be deleted.) If you want to keep the award there, please say so before the revision, or add it again afterward. Thanks, — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 19:53, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Hey, do you still come to this wiki? just wondering. {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:00, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
:Occasionally. Mostly to read, rarely to write. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 07:00, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Bubsty/archive

2008-10-25T17:50:51Z

Bubsty: Another one. My talk page is a mess.

User talk:Bubsty/archive

2008-10-25T17:49:06Z

Bubsty: tag wasn't closed =/ how long has that been happening?

User:Bubsty

2007-11-07T02:50:34Z

Bubsty: editing

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City/State: Seattle, WA (AKA [[Place]]) 
Users he knows in real life: [[User:The Pizza Guy|The Pizza Guy]], [[User:Pieinbubsface|Pieinbubsface]], [[User:GuardDuck|GuardDuck]], [[User:Bubyman|Bubyman]] 
Other quick things: 
So... I used to be a pretty frequent user around here. Then I left, and came back, and now I mainly read and not edit, but I'm still around. 
:Uh... thats it.

==Cool people==
:These are cool peoples (hence the section name). And the ones at the top are ''not'' the coolest, nor the ones on the bottom the least coolest. They're in no order. Tell me if you want to be on this list, and I will probably put you on.

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==RIP Guestbook==
:YOUR GUESTBOOK ASPLODE. I'll miss ya bro.
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:Well, thats it! Hope you liked the page, and feel free to post any message on [[User talk:Bubsty|my talk page]]!

User:Bubsty

2007-10-21T05:37:33Z

Bubsty:

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Name: Erik 
Country: USA 
City/State: Seattle, WA (AKA [[Place]]) 
Birthday: June 27 
Favorite hobby: Troll hunting/welcoming new users. Both of which I am highly inexperienced with. 
Users he knows in real life: [[User:The Pizza Guy|The Pizza Guy]], [[User:Pieinbubsface|Pieinbubsface]], [[User:Bubyman|Bubyman]] 
Other quick things: 
So... I used to be a pretty frequent user around here. Then I left, and came back, and now I mainly read and not edit, but I'm still around. I try to help out people who need help, and usually just work on fixing little things. Occasionally I'll be on a project, but that rarely happens. 
:Uh... thats it.

==Cool people==
:These are cool peoples (hence the section name). And the ones at the top are ''not'' the coolest, nor the ones on the bottom the least coolest. They're in no order. Tell me if you want to be on this list, and I will probably put you on.

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*All the [[HRWiki:Administrators|sysops]]
*[[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]]
*[[User:The Pizza Guy|The Pizza Guy]]
*[[User:Pieinbubsface|Pieinbubsface]]
*[[User:Benol|Benol]]
*[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]
*[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]]
*[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
*[[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
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*[[User:TheiPodGuru|TheiPodGuru]]
*[[User:Elvis|Elvis]]
*[[User:gwr2004|gwr2004]]
*[[User:Almo|Almo]]
*[[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
*[[User:Bubyman|Bubyman]]
*[[User:Marvelrulez|Marvelrulez]]
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==RIP Guestbook==
:YOUR GUESTBOOK ASPLODE. I'll miss ya bro.
==End==
:Well, thats it! Hope you liked the page, and feel free to post any message on [[User talk:Bubsty|my talk page]]!

User:Bubsty

2007-10-21T05:36:30Z

Bubsty: updating and cleaning userboxes.

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==Profile like thing==
Name: Erik 
Country: USA 
City/State: Seattle, WA (AKA [[Place]]) 
Birthday: June 27 
Favorite hobby: Troll hunting/welcoming new users. Both of which I am highly inexperienced with. 
Users he knows in real life: [[User:The Pizza Guy|The Pizza Guy]], [[User:Pieinbubsface|Pieinbubsface]], [[User:Bubyman|Bubyman]] 
Other quick things: 
So... I used to be a pretty frequent user around here. Then I left, and came back, and now I mainly read and not edit, but I'm still around. I try to help out people who need help, and usually just work on fixing little things. Occasionally I'll be on a project, but that rarely happens. 
:Uh... thats it.

==Cool people==
:These are cool peoples (hence the section name). And the ones at the top are ''not'' the coolest, nor the ones on the bottom the least coolest. They're in no order. Tell me if you want to be on this list, and I will probably put you on.

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*All the [[HRWiki:Administrators|sysops]]
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*[[User:The Pizza Guy|The Pizza Guy]]
*[[User:Pieinbubsface|Pieinbubsface]]
*[[User:Benol|Benol]]
*[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]
*[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]]
*[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
*[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]
*[[User:SparkPlug|SparkPlug]]
*[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*[[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]]
*[[User:Kookykman|Kookykman]]
*[[User:FluffityPuffity|FluffityPuffity]]
*[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]]
*[[User:Stux|Stux]]
*[[User:Homestramy20|Homestramy20]]
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*[[User:Salty|Salty]]
*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
*[[User:Homsad|Homsad]]
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==RIP Guestbook==
:YOUR GUESTBOOK ASPLODE. I'll miss ya bro.
==End==
:Well, thats it! Hope you liked the page, and feel free to post any message on [[User talk:Bubsty|my talk page]]!

User talk:Defender1031

2007-09-23T19:43:50Z

Bubsty: /* 09/12/07 */ yay

{{User talk:DeFender1031/Archivenav}}
== Weekly Quote Contest ==
If you have an answer to my [[User:DeFender1031#Quote of the week contest|contest]], post it here. Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:42, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/05/07 ===
:This is just a guess, but is it ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:48, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
::It is indeed! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:50, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Yay! Ooh, and now that I'm allowed to Google it, I see it appears on [[Wikipedia:Dante and his Divine Comedy in popular culture]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}}

=== 08/06/07 ===
THE UNDERMINER!!! From the Disney/Pixar movie The Incredibles. And if you must know, it's in the last scene besides the credits. But I guess at that point I'm just showing off. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:13, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:Correct. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:14, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/07/07 ===
Was that from I Robot? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:I need more. Who said it? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
::Susan said it. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:27, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Correct. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:28, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/08/07 ===
Hey I'm complaining. I got the pirates line the moment you said it to me online, and you know it. You asked the question in response to something I wrote. I also got all your other quotes instantly. Your latest one for example is from that Buzz movie, where Buzz's partner tells him it, the blank part is Zurg. I expect you to correct your list of winner, or at least give me a lifetime achievement award on the subject. -Insane Coder [[User:89.139.31.118|89.139.31.118]] 05:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/19/07 ===

=== 08/30/07 ===
Zapod Beeblebrox? From THHGTTG?
:I don't even know who or what that is. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:00, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
::You've never read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?!?--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 14:02, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Nope. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:08, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
::::I know! It's Bruce, from Bruce Almighty! {{User:TheCoolRobot/sig}} 19:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::Correct! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:41, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

=== 09/12/07 ===
The quote of the week is Jeff Sinclair, from Babylon 5, right? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
:Doctor Franklin and Jeff Sinclair to be exact. Yes. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:58, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
::Sweet... Ive never actually watched Babylon 5, but my friend is obsessed with it and constantly quotes characters. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 19:43, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Johnny Jupiter

2007-09-19T01:21:05Z

Bubsty: /* familiar... */ agree

== Your User Page ==

Hey there, Antisexy. Some anonny created your user page. If that was you, please login and confirm this. Otherwise, a sysop will delete it. We have a strict [[HRWiki:User space|policy]] that only ''you'' can edit your user page. This is to protect it from someone adding wrong info about yourself. Thanks, and keep on tranglin'{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:27, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

It was me. I thought I was logged in.--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 01:37, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

== IP Contributions ==

Hi there, and welcome to the wiki! Actually, the talk page posts you made as an IP address should stay signed with that IP. The best way for you to attribute those posts to yourself is to link to [[Special:Contributions/72.161.170.161]] on your user page (after logging in, of course). Thanks for understanding, and welcome to the wiki! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:37, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I already changed a few. (The more recent ones that I care about.) Does it really matter all that much? I mean essentially all I'm doing is proofreading my own posts.--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 01:40, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

:Yeah, I suppose that makes sense — now that you've verified that this username belongs to that IP, feel free to change those sigs if you want. Laters, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:42, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

== Recent edits (don't worry, you're not in trouble!) ==

Hey there, Antisexy! Noticed you've been making some [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Chuck_Taylor_All-Stars&curid=19795&diff=488106&oldid=485521 good] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=LEMKE&curid=1704&diff=488136&oldid=481000&rcid=443876 edits] lately. Just dropping by to kindly request that the good work you have been doing be kept up. Incidentally, you shouldn't expect a riot to start just because you made [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homestarmy&diff=488093&oldid=476560 an edit] that you thought was necessary, regardless of your past experiences with this wiki. I prefer to think of us as more civil than that. ;) {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:05, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
:Well, like I said on my user page, I hope to eventually be proven wrong.--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 04:07, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
::Touché. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:13, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Well, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Tentacle_Skull&curid=30897&diff=488212&oldid=488209 here's] an exercise - how many sysops wanted to merge and how many wanted to keep the article? I'll tell you, the sysops are as fais as can be, and I am sure you've seen the [[Wikipedia:WP:CABAL#On Wikipedia and the Cabal|Wikipedia article]], so I'll simply leave it to you to decide. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 08:01, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

== JPG/PNG ==

Hey there, Antisexy. I see that one of your images ([[:Image:akirarunner.jpg|this one]]) has the extention of ''.jpg''. Generally screenshots are supposed to end with ''.png'' As long as the Image is one of your personal images it doesn't really matter, but I can change the extention to .png if you'd like. See ya, {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:15, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
:I can get it png'd, but just out of curiousity, why's it matter?--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 01:17, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
::JPGs have all sorts of compression artifacts and look bad. That's why we don't use them for articles. But as far as personal images go, you can have anything you want. It's yours, after all. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 01:18, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Alright. So now how do I delete the jpeg? Also, I uploaded the picture for my page, but I figured it couldn't hurt to put it on the page for the toon it's from, since we have it. Where would be a good place to put it? Next to the part about the Akira refrence?--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 01:27, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
::::oh... you beat me to the delete. Now how 'bout answerin' part 2?--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 01:28, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::Down in the [[3 Times Halloween Funjob#Real-World References|Real-World References]] would be a good place. The image wouldn't even be personal, then. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 01:30, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

== A friendly debate ==

<blockquote>My main problem with the way the admin clique runs the site is that sometimes they seem to forget that most people who come here are just average run-of-the-mill Homestar dorks, and not super mega uber nerds like themselves. They want to keep everything encyclopedic, neat and clean, based on [[User:Antisexy|proven facts, scientific, clear cut, humorless, and speculation-free]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>([[My Mouth Tastes Like...]] is) certainly not the [[Don Knotts|worst]] waist ''[sic]'' of webspace [[Talk:My Mouth Tastes Like...|on the site]].</blockquote>

I've seen a few comments by you on how [[Don Knotts]] should not be a page, yet your stated philosophy is rather inclusive and, frankly, derisive of the "cabal" attitude (which I won't even get into!) that pages without specific attributes should not exist. I'm seeing that as a contradiction. If you were given free reign to design standards which makes some pages definitely useful, [[My Mouth Tastes Like...]] borderline as you described, and [[Don Knotts]] wasteful, what would they look like? Curious as to your response. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

:Well, it just all just stems from too strong a focus on "strictly encyclopedic." Stuff that's [[Talk:Quality_Time#Baby_break|interesting]] and [[Talk:Ever_and_More%21#BUBRUB.21|funny]] but isn't grounded in facts gets rejected on the quickfast, but people encyclopedic-knowledge the crap out of completely irrelevant stuff that is grounded in facts. Real people like Mr. Knotts and [[Moses Malone]] already have their own page on Wikipedia, where stuff is supposed to get encyclopedic-knowledge'd the crap out of. A Real World Refrence entry and a link to the appropriate Wikipedia page is all that's needed. Having a separate page for stuff like that would be like having a separate page for the Bubb Rubb whistling guy. We should include everything we can, with a '''lot''' more emphasis on the fun and interesting instead of just the "facts" of a talking animal cartoon. But we don't need to make a seperate page for every single little thing.

:Now on the other hand, over the past few weeks my opinion has started to change. I used to loathe pages that documented every single unrelated occurrence of irrelevant stuff that appears in different forms half a dozen times, like [[Eggs]], [[Dan]], [[Guns]], [[Alcohol]], and [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt]]. But now that I'm trying to take a more active role around here, I'm beginning to see the need to tie all those together, no matter how minor. This is why I'm not sure about [[My Mouth Tastes Like...]], because two weeks I would have said get rid of it, but now I can kind of see the point in keeping it. And if Don Knotts ever shows up again, I'll be all for his page.--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 18:18, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

== Name change ==

I've changed your name for you. Sorry for the delay; ordinarily it doesn't take that long, but your edit slipped by the radar. A tip: If an post you made has gone unnoticed, instead of commenting about it on a relatively unseen page (e.g. your user page or a random user's talk page), just post a [[Template:homsarquote|friendly reminder]] on the page in question, which will bring the page back to the top of watchlists. Talk atcha later! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:59, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, I would have done that in another week or so, but I wasn't in any really big hurry.--[[User:Johnny Jupiter|Johnny Jupiter]] 03:39, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
::So, does this mean you are more sexy than before? (Not that I am taking a personal interest, mind you; just curious.) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:50, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Of course it does!--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 18:27, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

== Signature ==

Nice [[User:Johnny Jupiter/sig|sig]] :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:55, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
:Thanks!--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 04:56, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

== You've Won! ==

Congratulations on winning my signature contest! You will recieve your award later.--{{User:SantanaHomerunner/sig}} 01:37, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

:For now it's [[User:SantanaHomerunner#Some rockin' cool guys on the HRWiki|this]].--{{User:SantanaHomerunner/sig}} 01:52, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

::Awesome. SciFi channel gets 'em every time. I can only hope the award is a trophy full of Steak-umms. --{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 04:39, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

::: Be sure to enter mine later! {{User:Numa Numa/sig}}

:::: *confused.. Enter your what in what?--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 04:53, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

::::: Enter my sig contest. Thats what. {{User:Numa Numa/sig}}
==familiar...==
of any chance, are you antisexual? {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} 02:02, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
:Um... Are you asking if I used to be [[HRWiki:Changing_username#Antisexy|User:Antisexy]] or if I prefer an [[Wikipedia:Antisexualism|Antisexual]] lifestyle?
:The former: Yes.

:The latter: Not really, but a complete answer would require several paragraphs of information not appropriate for this Wiki.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 03:00, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

==Wow...==

I totally agree with your admin-clique bashing... people are constantly asking help from sysops only and won't accept it from other experienced users who aren't... It drives me insane. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:21, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Defender1031

2007-09-19T01:15:02Z

Bubsty: /* 09/12/07 */ I know it.

{{User talk:DeFender1031/Archivenav}}
== Weekly Quote Contest ==
If you have an answer to my [[User:DeFender1031#Quote of the week contest|contest]], post it here. Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:42, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/05/07 ===
:This is just a guess, but is it ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:48, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
::It is indeed! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:50, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Yay! Ooh, and now that I'm allowed to Google it, I see it appears on [[Wikipedia:Dante and his Divine Comedy in popular culture]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}}

=== 08/06/07 ===
THE UNDERMINER!!! From the Disney/Pixar movie The Incredibles. And if you must know, it's in the last scene besides the credits. But I guess at that point I'm just showing off. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:13, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:Correct. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:14, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/07/07 ===
Was that from I Robot? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:I need more. Who said it? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
::Susan said it. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:27, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Correct. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:28, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/08/07 ===
Hey I'm complaining. I got the pirates line the moment you said it to me online, and you know it. You asked the question in response to something I wrote. I also got all your other quotes instantly. Your latest one for example is from that Buzz movie, where Buzz's partner tells him it, the blank part is Zurg. I expect you to correct your list of winner, or at least give me a lifetime achievement award on the subject. -Insane Coder [[User:89.139.31.118|89.139.31.118]] 05:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

=== 08/19/07 ===

=== 08/30/07 ===
Zapod Beeblebrox? From THHGTTG?
:I don't even know who or what that is. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:00, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
::You've never read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?!?--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 14:02, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Nope. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:08, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
::::I know! It's Bruce, from Bruce Almighty! {{User:TheCoolRobot/sig}} 19:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::Correct! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:41, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

=== 09/12/07 ===
:The quote of the week is Jeff Sinclair, from Babylon 5, right? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

User:Bubsty

2007-08-29T16:56:26Z

Bubsty:

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User:Bubsty

2007-01-29T23:51:24Z

Bubsty: silly bubsty, decemberween is for late december!

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User talk:Bubsty

2007-01-28T17:59:33Z

Bubsty: /* Sig */ "i"

User talk:Bubsty

2007-01-28T17:59:10Z

Bubsty: /* Sig */

User talk:Bubsty

2007-01-27T01:53:05Z

Bubsty: /* Sig */

Headbands

2006-12-15T04:34:59Z

Bubsty: standardizing - basic gnome work

[[Image:Kotseatshirt.PNG|thumb|150px|The KoT exercises? Well at least he has a headband.]]
Characters in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]] can sometimes be seen wearing '''headbands'''. They are especially common when characters are seen exercising. Headbands can also be found as part of various costumes for halloween or other events.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[colonization]] - He is seen wearing a Sioux-style feather headband.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - He wears a bandana as a headband as part of his [[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac Shakur]] costume.

==[[Fightgar]]==
*He wears a headband as one of the [[Cheat Commandos]].

==[[Homestar]]==
*[[Original Book]] - He wears a blue headband while working out with Pom Pom.
*Email [[montage]] - He wears a rising sun headband while competing for the [[Champeenship]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - He wears a headband as part of his [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] costume.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] - He wears a headband as part of his Teen Wolf costume.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] - He wears a pink headband while working out with Pom Pom.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] - He wears a yellow headband while playing raquetball with Strong Bad.

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - She wears a bandana as a headband as part of her [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]] costume.

==[[Pom Pom]]==
*[[Theme Song Video]] - He is seen wearing a rising sun headband.

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[pom pom]] - He wears a headband with a rising sun on it as a blindfold.
*Email [[rock opera]] - He is seen wearing a pink headband (with yellow hair).
*Email [[space program]] - He is seen wearing a headband with small wings on it
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] - He wears a green headband while playing raquetball with Homestar

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[autobiography]] - He wears a headband as part of his jogging suit.

[[Category:Clothing]][[Category:Clothing running gags]]

Headbands

2006-12-15T04:33:57Z

Bubsty: /* Marzipan */ marzi is a girl now?

[[Image:Kotseatshirt.PNG|thumb|150px|The KoT exercises? Well at least he has a headband.]]
Characters in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]] can sometimes be seen wearing '''headbands'''. They are especially common when characters are seen exercising. Headbands can also be found as part of various costumes for halloween or other events.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[colonization]] - He is seen wearing a Sioux-style feather headband.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - He wears a bandana as a headband as part of his [[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac Shakur]] costume.

==[[Fightgar]]==
*Wears a headband as one of the [[Cheat Commandos]].

==[[Homestar]]==
*[[Original Book]] - He wears a blue headband while working out with Pom Pom.
*Email [[montage]] - He wears a rising sun headband while competing for the [[Champeenship]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - He wears a headband as part of his [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] costume.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] - He wears a headband as part of his Teen Wolf costume.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] - He wears a pink headband while working out with Pom Pom.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] - He wears a yellow headband while playing raquetball with Strong Bad.

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - She wears a bandana as a headband as part of her [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]] costume.

==[[Pom Pom]]==
*[[Theme Song Video]] - He is seen wearing a rising sun headband.

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[pom pom]] - He wears a headband with a rising sun on it as a blindfold.
*Email [[rock opera]] - He is seen wearing a pink headband (with yellow hair).
*Email [[space program]] - He is seen wearing a headband with small wings on it
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] - He wears a green headband while playing raquetball with Homestar

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[autobiography]] - He wears a headband as part of his jogging suit.

[[Category:Clothing]][[Category:Clothing running gags]]

Talk:Headbands

2006-12-15T04:32:37Z

Bubsty: approved move

There really are enough of these, and enough of a pattern to make this page worthwhile in my mind. Probably still needs some work, but I thought it was ready for public viewing and work. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 02:53, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

:Hmmmm...I like the idea, but, suggest move to Headwear. THoughts? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:55, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, Headwear or Headgear would work better. But nonetheless, cool page Ilko. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::Maybe not [[Wikipedia:Orthodontic_headgear|headgear]]... {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
::::I'm not opposed to the move, but let me state that I started working on this list on my page when I noticed that when we saw a character exercising they almost always had on a headband it seemed. That to me was the most interesting thing. I also wonder if the majority of headwear already have pages of their own? Just some things to think about before we move. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 03:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
:::::True, if we moved it to the broader name of "headgear" we'd have to search through the wiki and see if there already is a page for "Homestar's hat" or whatever. But, it wouldn't take very long, so I think a headgear move would work well. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:32, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Shopping Network Studio

2006-12-15T04:22:28Z

Bubsty: agreed, we should move.

Hmmmm...You know, I'd rather see this as an article for the network....I suggest a reword/move/miscellanea to rework it into an article for the network/TV Show rather than the place ''for'' the network/TV SHow. THoughts/Questions? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

:...By the way, I think we at least need to move it to Z' ShopChan Studio. You know, the name of the Channel/show. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
::I'm agreeing with that first comment of yours. I suggest maybe dropping the "studio" and just making it "Shopping Network", or, if that's to broad, changing it to the Z' ShopChan. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:22, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Talk:The Best Decemberween Ever

2006-12-15T04:11:16Z

Bubsty: jeez... guess who can't spell tonight?

should we remove the "the cheat's head exploding is a reference to the smurfs" reference? at the time it might possibly have made sense, but in all reality it led to the running gag of [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]] -[[User:DJ Teh Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]

I figured my one edit would get junked. Just to defend myself, I'll put up [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew%27s_Harp this link]. I was in no way trying to be offensive with my edit and I seriously did look it up before I made the change. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 12:28, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

:And I looked it up ''after'' I made the edit and, to my chagrin, found that you're mostly right. Still, I'm fairly certain that what Marzipan actually says "juice". -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 12:39, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

Speaking of things, I think I may have found a potential linking problem, since my link to the Wikipedia above doesn't seem to want to work for me. Either that, or I'm tired and not thinking straight. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 12:31, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

:This is documented. "In the URL all symbols must be among: A-Z a-z 0-9 ._\/~%-+&#?!=()@ \x80-\xFF. If a URL contains a different character it should be converted; for example, ^ has to be written %5E (to be looked up in ASCII). A blank space can also be converted into an underscore." The apostrophe is where you run into this most frequently, and so for your future notice, %27 is the encoding for apostrophe. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 12:39, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Ahhh, I was WONDERING why it wasn't working. I guess for all my linking to the Wikipedia (and work on various Wiki sites), I'd never had to link to an article with an apostrophe in it before. Thanks. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 12:45, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

:::<nowiki>[[Wikipedia:Jew's harp|Jew's harp]]</nowiki> also works: [[Wikipedia:Jew's harp|Jew's harp]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 12:51, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

:::Hey, since when do Interwiki links work here? I thought I tested that. Anyway, I wanted to point out, TNG, that the encoding is only necessary with external URL links, not to regular Wiki links. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 12:53, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)

== Bother vs Spy on ==

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. 
:'''MARZIPAN''': Why don't you go [bother/spy on] someone else?!

It doesn't sound at all like "bother" to me. And despite what Jay says, "spy on" does make sense in this context, since you might spy on someone to find out what they're getting you for Decemberween. Homestar says that he doesn't want to know what Marzipan's getting him, but it's possible that she doesn't believe him when she snaps at him.

Actually, now that I watch it again, it sounds more like "buy him". It still doesn't sound like "bother".

: I just listened to it again, with my volume all the way up, and I SWEAR I can only hear "bother". And I disagree, Homestar isn't asking what Marzipan is giving him, and he's bothering her. And he doesn't spy on anyone, despite saying that it's a "good idea". --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 14:46, 25 Jan 2005 (MST)

==Snoopy kills bunnies--wait--==
Whoa now; [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Best_Decemberween_Ever&curid=1024&diff=322826&oldid=322825&rcid=271243 this edit] ain't so simple. I have a mild allergy to STUFF and would rather see if it can be resolved here than start the STUFF process on it, but it introduces a significant new claim of reference into an already established reference. Zillions of people think Christmas is too commercial, and this seems to simply be referencing ''that'', while Peanuts simultaneously referenced it. If Charlie Brown made signs to picket Snoopy that would be another matter. Thoughts? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:39, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

==Closed STUFF==
===Just humming along? (DECLINED)===
The Poopsmith is in the crowd of singers at the end; however, he has taken a vow of silence, and therefore cannot sing.

*'''Weak Accept''' I'm not sure if this is really worth pointing out but hey... it's true. [[User:Dasrik|Dasrik]] 23:35, 13 May 2005 (UTC)

*'''Decline''' True, but pointless. These should be ''fun'' facts, right? [[User:Eritain the Peculiar|Eritain the Peculiar]] 00:16, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second''' --[[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]] 00:36, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' The same could be said for the ending of Rock Opera. Remember, they're supposed to be "Fun facts" not "lets nit pick every little detail facts". [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
*Accept This would make a good remark, yes. [[User:señor|»ßenit, known as señor«]] 15:14, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept.''' Just as long as it's listed as a Fun Fact and not a Goof, I find it okay. It's not a Goof simply because he could be lip syncing and not really making any vocal sound. --[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 17:04, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' Yes, he's there. No, he's not singing. Yes, this phone is plugged in. We can tell that he's not singing by looking at him. Not fun in the least. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]]|[[User talk:acekirby13|My Talk]] 20:09, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Declome.''' Everyone's there, whether they want to sing or not. [[User:Saargtsson-Bosch, GmbH|S-B, GmbH]]
*'''Decline''' And he isn't singing so... there isn't a problem... <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 01:29, 15 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''!d'enilceD''' Yeah, a lot of those people weren't even singing.
* And what about Pom Pom? All he can do is burble. Its just not worth noting. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
*'''Decline.''' This goes without saying. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 13:34, 16 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Neutral.''' Both sides make some pretty good points. -- [[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 16:43, 18 May 2005
*'''Accept''' Yeah, that's a good fact. {{User:Rainer/sig}} 10:16, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
=== The Brethren (DECLINED)===
This is the first cartoon when the brothers Chaps refer to themselves as "Brethren" Chaps.

*'''DECLINE'''-- It's just weird. Unsettling.
**Whats unsettling about it?--[[User:flashstorm|flashstorm]] 12:03, 10 Mar 2005 (MST)
** Please sign your vote. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]]
*'''Decline'''-- I don't find this item to be necessary at all. If anything, it's the *only* time, because they try to do things different with the credits with each new toon. This is, at best, a running gag, and shouldn't be placed on this toon's page. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 09:15, 13 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''¡Second!''' Just like how I try to type 'Declined' different every time. [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 07:34, 5 Apr 2005 (MDT)
*'''Decline''' So? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 03:21, 5 Apr 2005 (MDT)
*'''Decline''' It's just a joke. Might become interesting if they were to ''continue'' referring to themselves that way. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 09:43, 11 Apr 2005 (MDT)
*'''Decline''' I would be surprised if it were not the first time they refered to themselves as "Brethren". [[User:Theving|Theving]]

{{stuffcloseddecline}}
=== Earlier, Later? What? ===
{{stufffact|Homestar's line, "I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again", suggests that Strong Bad used to be friends with Homestar, or at least tolerated him. The email [[highschool]] might support this theory by showing them as members of a team of super-sleuths.}}
{{stuffverdict|19:37, 9 May 2006 (UTC)|21:05, 23 May 2006 (UTC)|unanimously declined|17|0|The Best Decemberween Ever}}

== Marzipan's house ==

Are we sure that's Homestar's house at the begining? He walks out of a yellow house and then goes to the brick wall. In [[Kid Speedy]], Homestar's ending shows him running past a brick wall and into a yellow house, which is Marzipan's. So, could the house he comes out of at the begining be Marzipan's?

But [[Marzipan's House]] is [[:Image:marzipanfrontporch.png|blue]]... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:40, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

But that's at night.
:Homestar's house is kinda [[:Image:xmas2004.png|grey]] at night. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Saving Silverman reference? ==

Does anyone else think that Homestar's line to Coach Z "Coach! That's your answer for everything!" might be a reference to Saving Silverman?
:i think it's just a normal Homestarian thing to say. "That's your answer for everything!" isn't a very uncommon phrase, after all. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:10, 15 December 2006 (UTC)