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[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."]]

[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|125px|left]]
'''Homestar Ruiner''' is the first episode of the ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'' video game series. It has been rated T by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Mild Suggestive Themes. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

While [[Strong Bad]] is going about his usual routine - checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], etc. - [[Homestar Runner]] tells him about the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Once Strong Bad hears of Homestar's intention to win this contest, he schemes to snatch victory from Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible grasp]]. But when his scheme backfires, he finds his house invaded by Homestars unwilling to face the world again. Strong Bad has to repair Homestar's status if he ever wants to be free of their presence.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (voice only, Easter egg), {{film|Marshie}} (as [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]), The Mole People, [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad cast]], {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

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| '''Places:'''
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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
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[[Race Track|The Race Track]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
[[Swimming Pool|The Swimming Pool]] 
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Marzipan's Gazebo]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle]]
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
|}

'''Date:''' August 11, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|<center>Computer room</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|<center>The interface of the Teen Girl Squad comic creator</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|<center>The Stick</center>
Image:Strong Bad Bleachers Homestar Ruiner.png|<center>At the track</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|<center>Marzipan's front yard</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|<center>A float of victory</center>
</gallery>
== Inventory ==
* Balloons
* Banana Peel
* Candy
* Candy Coupon
* The float's papier maché head
* [[Fluffy Puff]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]]
* Hedge Clippings
* Homestar's Cell Phone
* Homestar's Clothing
* Homestar's Criminal Record
* Homestar costume (combination of Homestar's Clothing and the papier maché head)
* Marzipan's Shears
* Onion
* Plunger
* The Poopsmith's Shovel
* Strong Bad's clothes (to change back from the Homestar costume)
* [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
* [[Total Load]]
* Trophy

== Ranks==
#Academic Biathlete
#Midget Thumb Wrestler
#Rhythmic Curler
#Macro Golfer
#Forbidden Ice Dancer
#PVP Archer
#Polar Bear Vaulter
#Flaming Shot Putter
#Nitro Foosball Lineman
#Chainsaw Bocce Bowler (Champion's Belt received)
#Trogdor Polo Chucker

== Easter Eggs ==
* Enter the photo booth, interact with the top of the light closest to The Cheat. After the pointer changes shape, keep holding down the interaction button and drag the shirt onto Strong Bad to wear it.
** The shirt can also be obtained by walking off the right side of the photo booth three times, causing Strong Bad to walk under the floor. When he walks directly under the door and out of view, a sound will play, and he'll be wearing the shirt when he comes back into view.
*After prank calling everybody with Homestar's cell phone, you can prank call Homsar.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When digging for the Teen Girl Squad idea at the Track, Strong Bad says "Xie xie!" (rendered as "Hsieh hsieh!" by the game's subtitles). This is Mandarin ([[Wikipedia:Simplified Chinese character|simplified Chinese characters]]: 谢谢, [[Wikipedia:Traditional Chinese character|traditional Chinese characters]]: 謝謝) for "Thank you!"
*A [[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins dance|Sadie Hawkins dance]] (mentioned by Strong Bad after he trims the hedge in The Field) is a dance where females invite male dates, rather than the other way around.

=== Trivia ===
*The Wii Title ID is WBXx, where x is the region code (E for United States, P for Europe).
*One of the entries in the "Special Thanks" in the game's end credits is for this wiki itself.
*This is the only SBCG4AP episode to not receive an E10+ rating.

=== Remarks ===
*This is one of the few times a character mentions [[Free Country, USA]]. The last time this occurred was when Strong Bad said it in [[flashback]].
*An attempt to use the microwave in-game will result in a note that the door is stuck shut. However, at a certain point in the game, Homestar will open it without any problem--even while Strong Bad is in the middle of saying it's stuck shut.
*Throughout the game, [[The Paper]] accompanies as part of the in-game menu rather than [[New Paper]].
*A different font is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular [[Fonts|font]], Glitch0.

=== Goofs ===
*At the non-garden party, the rollover for Marzipan and Homestar is spelled "MARZIPAN & HOMSETAR". This goof is only present in the Wii version.
*In Strong Bad's photo booth there is a clickable area above the camera. Clicking here turns the cursor into the Max shirt from the Telltale store (also occasionally chosen at random as Young Sam's costume in Sam and Max Episode 202: Moai Better Blues and Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs). However, when put on Strong Bad, the shirt is yellow and has a picture of a squirrel on it.
*The subtitles are incorrect in several places
**When kicking the Cheat into the dryer, one of the subtitles misspells "Pixelated" as "Pix'''i'''lated".
**Homestar Runner sings "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo" but the subtitles say "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo dooo".
**While Strong Bad says "some French guy said I should beat you up", the subtitles quote him as saying "some French guy said '''that''' I should beat you up".
**While most abbreviations have an apostrophe, no apostrophe is transcribed when Homestar says "puddin sack".
** After Strong Bad beats Coach Z's time in the Race to the End of the Race, he says that, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll ever do," but is subtitled as, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll '''ever ever''' do."
**In several responses from the Drive-Thru Whale, the "O" in "Blubb-O's" is lowercase.
**When the Drive-Thru Whale says "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" the word "in" is transcribed rather than "is".
**During Marzipan's answering machine message, the word "polluted" is misspelled as "poluted" in the subtitles.
**When Strong Bad finds the last page of the Snake Boxer V manual, the subtitles refer to the "SECRET F'''RO'''BIDDEN LEVEL".
**In one of the possible insults Strong Bad can say to Bubs, the word "arm" is misspelled as "armed."
**In viewing the sign on Bubs' Concession Stand, Strong Bad begins a sentence with "If I ever had any money" but the subtitles start it with "'''And''' if I ever had any money".
**During one comment about the banner on Marzipan's gazebo, Strong Bad says "in which case" but the word "which" was left out in the subtitles.
**As Strong Bad comments that Snake Boxer 5 is "so much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade" there is an unnecessary comma after the word "unfortunate".
**One of Bubs' lines advertising his stand has the subtitles read "Everybody wanna '''to''' buy something" for "Everybody wanna buy something".
**After Pom Pom cleans out his locker, Strong Bad will comment that Coach Z was serious when he told Pom Pom to clean out his locker, only the subtitles read "clear out his locker".
*Marzipan's mouth occasionally faces the wrong side of her head (away from Strong Bad and the direction she is facing) during conversations.
*If Marzipan's hedge is trimmed while she's inside after seeing the Homestar float ruined, she will speak to Strong Bad about the hedge but won't be there.
*if you click the calendar in Extended Play, Strong Bad says that it's "the day [he gets that] stupid party out of [his] house" when the party isn't even there.

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:HomestarRuinerBlueWallBug.jpg|thumb|Tech Shirt Glitch.]]
*If the subtitles are turned off, they will be erroneously enabled when Strong Bad checks his email. They will remain enabled afterwards until Strong Bad leaves his house, although the ''Settings'' screen will show them as '''Off'''. Toggling them on and off again under the ''Settings'' will rectify the problem.
*Sometimes the pixels on [[naked Homestar]] will be transparent. When this happens you will notice that all the pixels were covering was his shirt.
*While wearing the tech shirt near Strong Bad's house, in extended play, geometry issues will occur, resulting in what looks like a blue wall shooting out from the shirt. This also occurs in other locations in the game.
*If the Luxa Lounger is extended (when it is unextended) and the radio set to the Latin music in Extended Play, the conga line will re-form even though it won't move.
**When the Luxa Lounger is set back the conga line will disappear, but Homestar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs and the King of Town will appear where they were when the party was still going on. These characters cannot be selected, and Strong Bad can walk right through them.
*As Strong Bad wears the Homestar head, it is sometimes invisible, so you see Strong Bad grab nothing.
*During the Teen Girl Squad comic, if you kill off the other three girls before the game scene (Give So and So the book, What's Her Face the car keys, and either Cheerleader or The Ugly One the cockroach.) and the last girl the hairspray, in the game scene Basketballa will kill her with FUNDAMENTALS! and the It's Over! screen will play. However, when Strong Bad tells you your score, instead of staying on the It's Over! screen, it will revert back to the scene of Basketballa being shocked that he killed a girl.
*Once Extended play has been unlocked, the character's eyes may occasionally disappear after Strong Bad talks to them. Strong bad's eyes may also disappear as well. If either one occurs the eyes will remain gone until the player leaves the area. This may happen anywhere in the game, but it happens most often at Bubs' Consession Stand.

==== Wii Version ====
*If widescreen mode is turned on, talking to Coach Z in extended play results in the game freezing, requiring a hard reset. In addition, many of the cut scenes that play throughout the game will sometimes freeze, also requiring a hard reset.
*After Strong Bad plays [[Snake Boxer 5]], the background changes from the TV to the Computer Room before resuming Strong Bad's Standing-up animation.
*If the game is saved while in the photo booth while wearing a shirt and then immediately turned off, then when you start only the collar of the shirt will be visible.
*If you repeatedly press B during the ending cutscene/credits, you will teleport to the Computer Room. You can move the pointer during this period, but you cannot do anything and must reset.
*While the people are throwing a party at Strong Bad's house, you can go through The King of Town's body while he's eating [[pizza]]. If you try to take a picture of Strong Bad through the King of Town's body, the game will freeze, forcing you to do a hard reset.
*When the King of Town is presenting the trophy to Strong Bad after winning the race, the game will freeze, forcing the player to do a hard reset. This only occurs in widescreen.
*If you delete all the emails and then undelete them, the first email (the one Strong Bad is answering in the game) will not be shown in the inbox and the trash will still indicate that there is an email in there even when it is empty. This is solved by restarting the game.

==== PC Version ====
*Occasionally Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Strong Sad or Strong Bad's eyes are not visible upon entering an area. The same may also occur with Strong Mad and Marzipan's mouth.
*Sometimes, when you start up the game, part of it it will go offscreen and reappear on the screens other side (e.g. the menu's top part being on the bottom of the screen and the bottom of the menu on the top screen portion.)

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar previously called his butt a "[[Glossary#T|twees]]" in [[lady fan]]. Also, Strong Bad mentions himself being a pain in the twees while looking at the "Nuisance Trophy".
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "party" matches his pronunciation in [[nightlife]].
*Homestar mentions [[cake]] jugglers.
*Marzipan has previously written a [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] stating that she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].
*Strong Bad mentions a [[French]] guy.
*This is another appearance of a [[cardboard box]].
*Strong Bad's song about you not being able to handle his [[style]] is a reference to [[modeling]].
*"Thoughts on a [[Bird]]" from [[Audition with Marzipan]] and [[The Luau]] plays at Marzipan's house.
*An ad for the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] plays on the TV in the basement.
*The music of "The Cheat's assorted Latin Rhythms" was first heard in [[pet show]].
*When hiding behind the King of Town's statue in the hall of records, Strong Bad lists the features of "Stealth Strong Bad", an imaginary action figure made by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Toys]].
*References to Strong Bad's [[style]] are made throughout the game.
*The music on the email menu is a remix of the music from the game show scenes in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad can wear [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's "Pants"]].
**Additionally, Strong Bad can change his own pants.
*This introductory sequence features an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
**The video game title he mumbles is [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The music that plays in [[The Field]] comes from "A Grade A Gray Day" in [[fan club]].
*A poster for [[the Municipality]] can be found on the back of the lockers. The Municipality logo also appears on the Lappy screen just before the end credits.
*Strong Bad carves one of the hedges into the shape of [[Trogdor]].
**Occasionally in Snake Boxer 5's forbidden mode, when using the fire breath attack, Strong Bad will shout "Burninate!"
*This is another appearance of [[showering]].
*The main music heard at the House of the Brothers Strong is taken from the bar scene in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When the King of Town gives Strong Bad the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, the music from [[Population Tire]] can be heard briefly.
*When you first enter the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|living room]] the same music from [[do over]], [[Date Nite]], the Easter egg from [[Play Date]], and [[love poems]] plays.
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the opening of the email [[candy product]].
*The [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] can be seen on top of the messy pile over Strong bad's bed.
*While showering, Homestar sings the "Independent Girl" song from [[One Two, One Two]].
*When Strong Bad jumps into The King of Town's vent he says [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]
*At the party, when Coach Z falls out the window, he exclaims "[[Fall Float Parade|I regret everything!]]"
*The loading screen's fading purple background is taken from the ending of [[retirement]].
*After putting on the Championship belt, Strong Bad will mention the Sizzle Weight belt and the Jack-Em Up Kid, which is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The voice of the newscaster heard on the TV is the same voice as the [[Cold Ones]] spokesperson in [[business trip]] and [[buried]], the [[Blubb-O's]] spokesperson in [[nightlife]] and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], and Marzipan's questionable surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*The hedge that Strong Bad clips in Marzipan's yard closely resembles Homestar in [[fan club]].
*The flashback theme for [[The DNA Evidence]] plays while Strong Bad is outside the King of Town's castle.
*When Strong Bad first dons his Homestar disguise, his impersonation includes naming the sections of the [[Main Pages]].
*When Homestar is practicing in the locker room, he sometimes says "Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me now." This is structured the same as a line from the commercial in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The theme music from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] plays when inside [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*The football music from [[Toikey TV]] plays at the Track.
*The music for [[action figure]] is played during the [[Contests|Race to the End of the Race]].
*When What's-Her-Face receives the car keys, her car "[[StrongBadZone|a-splodes]]".
*When What's-Her-Face's car "a-splodes", there is an appearance by two gangsters, one of whom bears a striking resemblance to Harvax XVII, the boss of [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_9|Level 9]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Homestar used [[Total Load]] to make a smoothie in [[alternate universe]].
*Stratergery is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of strategy and surgery.
*During Homestar's stay at the House of the Brothers Strong, he would occasionally ask himself whether despair has one "[[g]]" or two.
*During Strong Bad's conversation with Strong Sad, they refer to their [[parents]].

=== Real-World References ===
*In the Wii version's banner animation, Strong Bad loads the file "CG4AP101.wad". [http://www.wiibrew.org/wiki/WAD_files WAD files] are the package format that stores program data and other files that WiiWare and Virtual Console games (as well as other Wii channels) use.
*When Homestar is on the phone with Marzipan, the way he says, "Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes? Noo! Yes. Yes?" is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Abe Lincoln Must Die!|episode 4]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max Season One]]'', where Sam answers a phone with the Commissioner and says that in the same way.
**Additionally, the music which plays when Strong Bad acquires bonus items and trophies is ''Item Get'' from [[Wikipedia:Reality 2.0|episode 5]] of the same season.
*When investigating the stands near the track Strong Bad mentions the stands being emptier than a Stryper concert. [[Wikipedia:Stryper|Stryper]] was a Christian metal band from the '80s.
*When Strong Bad attempts to pick up the hurdle after the first run of the Race to the End of the Race, he claims that it must be made of some very heavy metal, and lists several materials he thinks it could be made of, including "black sabbath". [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] was a heavy metal band which had great influence on the genre.
*After trimming the hedge near Bub's Concession Stand, having Strong Bad look at it leads him to call it "the [[Gibson Flying V|flying V]]". This is an actual guitar made by [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson Guitar Corp.]] The hedge's shape is also accurate to the Gibson Flying V.
*Throughout most of the game, Strong Bad's fridge contains only a single jar of mayonnaise. In [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|''Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis'']], another point-and-click adventure game, Indiana Jones had only a single jar of mayonnaise in his fridge.
*Bubs will tell Strong Bad to "stay gold" after ending conversation. This is a reference to the book [[Wikipedia:The Outsiders|The Outsiders]] when the main character, Ponyboy, is told to "stay gold" from his friend.
*Strong Bad's [[DELETED|Deleted]] line, "Survey Says...DELETED!", is a reference to the popular game show [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]].
*If Coach Z discovers the Total Load in Pom Pom's locker before Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing career back together, he'll cry out "What in [[Wikipedia:Cypress Hill|Cypress Hill?]]". This may also refer to his fondness for hip-hop music.
*If Coach Z discovers Total Load in Pom Pom's gym bag after Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing reputation back together, he'll exclaim "Great Strong Sad's ghost!" This references the famous exclaiming line of "Great Caesar's ghost!" from the old television series, ''[[Wikipedia:Adventures of Superman (TV series)|Adventures of Superman]]''.
*After giving Marzipan the chocolates, Strong Bad says he gave her some "[[Wikipedia:Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Ma-Chocolates]]".
*When he collects all four trophies, Strong Bad speaks in a manner similar to the Count from [[Sesame Street]].
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the line "Check, Check one. Sibilance" spoken by Barry (Tom Hanks) while conducting a microphone check for the band Aerosmith, before their performance in a ''Wayne's World'' sketch in a 1990 episode of ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The "Jane Austentaceous Chamber Music Jam" CD (the third one in the See Dee Spinner) is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]], who wrote books set in nineteenth century England, when chamber music was common.
**Strong Mad's line just after turning on the CD for the first time is a reference to Austen's most famous book, [[Wikipedia:Pride and Prejudice|Pride and Prejudice]]. Mr. Darcy is a main character in the story.
*At the party, when complimenting Coach Z, Strong Bad speaks some Swedish, ending with "Bork, Bork, Bork", one of the many Mock-Swedish words said by [[Wikipedia:The Muppets|The Muppets' Swedish Chef]].
*When Strong Bad hides behind the bonsai bush in the King of Town's Castle, he says [[Wikipedia:It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown|"It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown"]].
*When kicking The Cheat into the dryer, The Cheatspeak is [[Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_(House_of_Strong)#The_Cheat|subtitled as ''Wii?'']].
*One of Strong Bad's metal detector finding comments contains the phrase, "I hope it's a-bubblin' crude." This is a reference to the theme song from the television show "[[Wikipedia: Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]", where Jed Clampett strikes it rich by finding "a-bubblin' crude" oil.
*When Strong Bad walks near Homestar Runner at the field, one of the things he is chanting is "I must, I must, I must improve my bust," a reference to the young adult novel ''[[Wikipedia:Are You There_God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
*When Strong Sad comments on his asthma after Strong Bad looks at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Bad replies with "Sucks to your asmar!", which is a quote from the book ''[[Wikipedia:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]]''.
*When seen and questioned about using hedge shears on the Homestar float by Marzipan, Strong Bad responds, "I'm giving him [[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|a shave? and a haircut? two bits?]]".
*Strong Bad exclaiming "Shape of a moron!" whenever he puts on his Homestar costume, and "Luxa Lounger powers, activate!" whenever he reclines the Luxa Lounger, is a parody of the exclamations the [[Wikipedia:Wonder Twins|Wonder Twins]] make whenever they transform.
*While Homestar is in the locker room he will occasionally say [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|"No whammies... no whammies... no whammies..."]].
*While preparing for the race on the field, Homestar might start humming the theme music of ''[[Wikipedia:Chariots of Fire|Chariots of Fire]]''.
*Just before finding Homestar on his couch, Strong Bad mentions that he "didn't even have to use my [[Wikipedia:AK-47|AK]]", a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:It Was a Good Day|It Was A Good Day]].
*Strong Bad's acceptance speech is lifted almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:Lou Gehrig|Lou Gehrig's farewell address]] at Yankee Stadium in 1939. The address was immortalized in the movie ''Pride of the Yankees'': "Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the earth."
*When Strong Bad gets the plunger in The K.O.T's Castle, he says "By the Power of.. Brownskull!" This refers to [[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]] when the young warrior calls out "By the power of Grayskull!"
*The prize for the Race to the End of the Race is the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by [[Wikipedia:Lemon Demon|Lemon Demon]] that became a highly popular Flash cartoon.
*One of Coach Z's exclamations mentions Olympian [[Wikipedia: Bruce Jenner|Bruce Jenner]], who was a renowned track-and-field star.
*When caught by The Poopsmith every other time, Strong Bad will say, "Oh crunchberries." Crunch Berries is a variation of the cereal [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]].
*If the King of Town eats the box of Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts and walks away before Marzipan answers the door, Strong Bad would curse this by saying, "Rassin frassin King of Town grumble mumble..." This references the snickering dog [[Wikipedia:Muttley|Muttley]], who would grumble about the abusiveness of his boss, [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly]].
*If Coach Z finds Total Load in Strong Mad's Locker, he will jump from nowhere and yell "Oh Yeah" much like the Kool-Aid Man, who would exclaim "Oh Yeah" after jumping through a wall or similar object.
*Homestar's line, "I feel like I could take on the world", is also spoken by the Purple Tentacle in [[Wikipedia:Day of the Tentacle|Day of the Tentacle]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[The Municipality]]'s prominence in the second SBCG4AP episode, [[Strong Badia the Free]] is foreshadowed when their poster appears in the locker room and when their logo appears on the [[Lappy 486]]'s monitor at the end.
**The next episode's events are further foreshadowed in extended play, when The King of Town threatens to tax Strong Bad.
*The [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|intro song]] mentions that Strong Bad's style shines like "An imploding star... a burning car". A puzzle in [[Baddest of the Bands]] features both an imploding star and a burning car, as noted by Strong Bad.
**Additionally, the same line in the song is used as a hint in the game, albeit with the two subjects swapped over.
*In Baddest of the Bands Strong Bad asks Coach Z where are the trophies he won in the episode, which Coach Z has sold for two bucks. Strong Bad also comment about the showers smelling "Homestar onion soup" a reference of a puzzle in the episode. Strong Bad also mentions the hedge shears in this episode.
*Strong Bad "winning" the Jela-Ton would be followed up with the receipt of ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder'' in [[8-Bit is Enough]].
*Episode 5's conclusion has Strong Bad mumbling about ''RhinoFeeder'' in his sleep, just like in this game's introduction.

== External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:homestarruiner|Official episode webpage]]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay1|Watch the gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
**[http://telltale.vo.llnwd.net/o15/videos/sbcg4ap/homestar101/homestar101gameplay.flv FLV video file for "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay2|Watch the second gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[YouTube:wCGdWBRgMIQ|YouTube mirror of the older version of the first gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-337|Read May 14, 2008 press release about "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/homestarruiner/walkthrough Read a bare-bones walkthrough of "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[forum:14052|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner" trailer]]
*[[forum:14627|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep1homestarruiner Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html Strategy Informer review]
*[http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/read.php?article=sb11 Mix 'n Mojo review]
*[http://adventuregamers.com/article/id,904/ Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/review-strong-b.html Wired review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/08/11/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner/2695 GameCyte review]
*[http://vooks.net/modules.php?module=reviews&id=251 Vooks review]
*[http://www.gamezine.co.uk/reviews/game-types/adventure-games/strong-bad’s-cool-game-attractive-people-–-episode-1-homestar-ruiner-review-pc--$1235827.htm Gamezine.co.uk review]
*[http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/11/wii-fanboy-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Wii Fanboy review]
*[http://www.nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1218470528 Nintendojo review and interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=multimodule&tag=multimodule;picks;img;1 GameSpot review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/strongbad/ Video Game Generation review]
*[http://pc.ign.com/articles/898/898028p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1284 Gamersmark review]
*[http://www.vgblogger.com/?p=3602 VGBlogger review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/08/strong_bad_episode_1_homestar_ruiner Wii Ware World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102553/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&id_rubrique=1&type=article&id_article=184 Hardcore Gamer review]
*[http://www.n-europe.com/review.php?rid=396 N-Europe review]
*[http://www.zentendo.com/reviews.php?articleId=406&page=1 Zentendo review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode1homestarruinerreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=11781 Jolt Online Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_1_homestar_r1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/61-20587/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://kotaku.com/5035418/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner-review Kotaku review]
*[http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/08/11/4cr-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ 4 Color Rebellion review]
*[http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/11/review-strongbads-cool-game/ The BBPS review]
*[http://www.mywii.com.au/FeaturedReview.aspx?id=798 MyWii.com.au review]
*[http://www.games32.com/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-(PC)-Reviews/p2000_articleid/750 Games32 review]
*[http://www.frictionlessinsight.com/archives/2008/08/strong-bads-coo-1.html Frictionless Insight review]
*[http://www.aeropause.com/2008/08/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-review-pc/ Aeropause review]
*[http://modern-gamer.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=320&Itemid=1 Modern Gamer review]
*[http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-320-Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-Review.html Gamers Daily News review]
*[http://www.teletext.co.uk/gamecentral/features-reviews/75cc4891433da80e4e235bc7dea1104d/Strong+Bad+Episode+1+(Wii).aspx Teletext GameCentral review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/398/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

HRWiki:Userboxes

2009-11-10T19:59:26Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{shortcut|UB}}
Many users choose to add [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Userboxes|userboxes]] to their user pages. These boxes are arranged in a tower-like formation to give visitors information on the user. The Homestar Runner Wiki has Homestar-specific userboxes that you can add to your user page.

==Directions==
*To begin your userbox tower, type '''<code><nowiki>{{userboxtop}}</nowiki></code>'''
*Add userbox blocks by copying and pasting the code listed under "source" below. Each box must be on its own line (press Enter/Return after each paste).
*To end your tower, type '''<code><nowiki>|}</nowiki></code>'''.

=== Optional parameters ===
The following parameters can be used alone or in conjunction with each other:
;title : Example: '''<code><nowiki>{{userboxtop|title=Text you want to appear}}</nowiki></code>'''. This parameter allows you to change the text at the top of your tower. It can also be expressed simply as '''<code><nowiki>{{userboxtop|Text you want to appear}}</nowiki></code>''' without declaring <code>title</code>.
;id : Example: '''<code><nowiki>{{userboxtop|id=userboxes2}}</nowiki></code>'''. This parameter is required for your page to [[HRWiki:Validation committee|validate]] if you have a second userbox tower (all ids must be unique).
;background : Example: '''<code><nowiki>{{userboxtop|background=#FFF}}</nowiki></code>'''. This can be set to any value allowed on the wiki for tables (a color name, a color value, or a local image).
 
<div style="background:#FFC;padding:8px;border:solid 1px #DC9">

===Important===
'''The standards for what is appropriate for [[HRWiki:User space#What should I avoid?|user pages]] have not changed.''' Please keep these boxes '''positive''' and related to your '''Homestar Runner experience''' (favorite toon, what you like to do ''on the wiki'', etc.). Thank you for remembering what the wiki is about.
</div>

===Example===
{| border=1 cellpadding="5" style="border-collapse: collapse"
|- style="background: #EEE"
! Code !! Result
|-
|
<code><nowiki>{{userboxtop}}</nowiki></code> 
<div style="padding-left: 2em; text-indent: -2em">
<code><nowiki>{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCCC | codebkgd=#15317E | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}</nowiki></code> 
</div>
<div style="padding-left: 2em; text-indent: -2em">
<code><nowiki>{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFE600 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|40px]] | msg=This user uses a '''[[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Mac]]'''.}}</nowiki></code> 
</div>
<div style="padding-left: 2em; text-indent: -2em">
<code><nowiki>{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Internet Explorer Logo.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer|Internet Explorer]]'''.}}</nowiki></code> 
</div>
<div style="padding-left: 2em; text-indent: -2em">
<code><nowiki>{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF |
codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}</nowiki></code> 
</div>
<div style="padding-left: 2em; text-indent: -2em">
<code><nowiki>{{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=CUST | msg=This user likes to create customized user boxes.}}</nowiki></code> 
</div>
<code><nowiki>|}</nowiki></code> 
|
{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFE600|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|40px]]|msg=This user uses a '''[[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Mac]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99C6EE|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Internet Explorer Logo.png|53px]]|msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer|Internet Explorer]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#ED9121|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]]|msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=CUST|msg=This user likes to create customized user boxes.}}
|}
|}
{{clear}}

==Templates==
=== Wiki Info ===
<userboxsamples>
{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=ADM | msg=This user is a wiki '''[[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|admin]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=SYS | msg=This user is a wiki '''[[Special:Listusers/sysop|sysop]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFFF00 | mainbkgd=#FFFF00 | codebkgd=#FFD700 | codecolor=#000000 | code=FAN | msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#0099FF | mainbkgd=#CCDDFF | codebkgd=#FFD700 | codecolor=#000000 | code=FRM | msg=This user also contributes to the '''[http://forum.hrwiki.org/ Wiki Forum]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#708090 | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#696969 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=TAVI | msg=This user was on '''[[HRWiki:A History#The beginnings and early days|Ye Olde Wiki]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#006400 | mainbkgd=#ADFF2F | codebkgd=#2E8B57 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]] | msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#708090 | mainbkgd=#F0F8FF | codebkgd=#696969 | codecolor=#B0E0E6 | code=RV | msg=This user often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF6103 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FF6103 | code=RC | msg=This user patrols '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CC6666 | codebkgd=#FF6666 | codecolor=#000000 | code=HI | msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000 | mainbkgd=#3FF | codebkgd=#09F | codecolor=#000 | code='''<val />''' | msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Validation committee|validation committee]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=[[Image:Subtitles Project Logo.png|42px]] | msg=This user works on the '''[[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitles project]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000 | mainbkgd=#CCF | codebkgd=#30f | codecolor=#000 | code=IRC | msg=This user visits the '''[[HRWiki:IRC channel|IRC channel]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000 | mainbkgd=#5B90F6 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FF91912 | code=[[Image:Carolcropped.png|42px]] | msg=This user is working on transcribing Homestar-related guitar tabs.}}

</userboxsamples>

=== Internet/Computer Related ===
<userboxsamples>
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCCC | codebkgd=#15317E | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFE600 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|40px]] | msg=This user uses a '''[[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Mac]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#5FCA75 | codebkgd=#A90000 | codecolor=#0036ff | code=[[Image:37 tux linux penguin.png|53px]] | msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Linux|Linux]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#F26711 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:NetBSD-smaller.png|45px]] | msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:NetBSD|NetBSD]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=CL | msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:Computing Language Here|A Computing Language]]}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FF0000 | code=<? | msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:Web Programming Language Here|A Web Programming Language]]}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#F26711|codebkgd=#FF9900|codecolor=#000000|code= [[Image:Main22TangerineDreams.PNG|46px]]|msg=This user can animate [[Flash]].}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Internet Explorer Logo.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer|Internet Explorer]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#9966EE | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Safari Userbox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Safari (web browser)|Safari]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Netscape userbox.gif|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#6699CC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Seamonkey96.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:SeaMonkey|SeaMonkey]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#F26711 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Earthlink Logo.jpg|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:EarthLink|EarthLink]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ace explorer logo.png]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[http://www.aceexplorer.com Ace Explorer]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:GoogleChromeLogo.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Google Chrome|Google Chrome]]''', or the '''[[Wikipedia:Google Chrome OS|Google Chrome OS]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Googleicon.png|53px]] | msg=This user found the wiki from a '''[[Google:|Google]]''' search.}}

{{userbox | border=#800517 | mainbkgd=#FFF8C6 | codebkgd=#800517 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Yahooicon.png|53px]] | msg=This user found the wiki from a '''[http://www.yahoo.com/ Yahoo!]''' search.}}

{{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=WP | msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:YourUserName|Wikipedia]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#A9A9A9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#A9A9A9 | code=TMBW | msg=This user is also on '''[[TMBW:User:YourUserName|This Might Be A Wiki]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C13F1A | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#A9A9A9 | code=[[Image:Ttgiconslarge.png|50px]] | msg=This user is also on '''[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/member.php?find=lastposter&t=0000 Telltale Forums]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#DAA520 | mainbkgd=#FAFAD2 | codebkgd=#F0E68C | codecolor=#000000 | code=UN | msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:YourUserName Uncyclopedia]'''.}}


{{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=WK | msg=This user is also on '''[http://OtherWikiUrl.com Other Wiki Name Here]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#6699CC | codebkgd=#006699 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=F! | msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}\

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#333333 | codebkgd=#555555 | codecolor=gold | code=NG | msg=This user has a '''Newgrounds Account'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#6666FF | codebkgd=#66CCCC | codecolor=#3333CC | code=IM | msg=This user has an '''Instant message address'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=EM | msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFF | msg=<table width="100%"><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center"> </td></tr><tr><td align="center">'''> [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Click here]] to'''</td></tr><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center">'''email this user'''</td></tr></table>}}

</userboxsamples>

===User Info===
<userboxsamples>
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=KID | msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=TEEN | msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=OLD | msg=This user is over '''19 years old'''.}}

{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=purple | codebkgd=blue | codecolor=black | code=LEFT | msg=This user is '''left handed'''}}

{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''right handed'''}}

{{userbox | border=yellow | mainbkgd=purple | codebkgd=blue | codecolor=red | code=AMBI | msg=This user is '''ambidextrous'''}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#30F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R website in '''insert year here'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#30F | codecolor=#F00 | code=XX | msg=This user discovered the H*R website when he/she was '''insert age here''' years old.}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#39F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki in '''insert year here'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#39F | codecolor=#F00 | code=XX | msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki when he/she was '''insert age here''' years old.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00CC99 | codebkgd=#FF0000 | codecolor=#990000 | code=F | msg=This user has had his/her [[Weekly Fanstuff YYYY#WF-YYYY-MM-DD|fanstuff]] put on the H*R Webpage.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00CC99 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FF0000 | code=SBE | msg=This user has had his/her [[Link to your email|Sbemail]] answered by Strong Bad.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#5FCA75|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#0036ff|code='''TOO MANY'''|msg=This user has too many freakin' userboxes.}}

</userboxsamples>

==== Location ====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#0000EE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Flag of the United States.png|50px]] | msg=This user is an '''[[Wikipedia:United States|American]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#F00 | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Union jack.png|45px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#EEE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Canadian flag.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is a '''[[Wikipedia:Canada|Canadian]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#F00 | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:sbemail43.PNG|45px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:Sweden|Swedish]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#F00 | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:TempAussieFlag.png|50px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:Australia|Australian]]'''.}}

{{userbox||border=#000000|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=#EEE|codecolor=blue|code=[[Image:Flag of Germany.png|45px]]|msg= This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#EEE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Flag of france.jpg|50px]] | msg=This user is a '''[[Wikipedia:France|Frenchman]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:California state flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:California|California]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Illinois.png|24px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Illinois|Illinois]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag of Washington, D.C..png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Washington, D.C.|Washington, D.C.]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Maryland flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Maryland|Maryland]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Rhode Island.jpg|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Rhode Island|Rhode Island]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Texas flag.gif|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Pennsylvania flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Pennsylvania|Pennsylvania]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:State Flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Michigan|Michigan]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag of Washington.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Washington|Washington]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag_of_Wisconsin.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Alabama Flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag_of_Kentucky.jpg|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag of Jerusalem.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Jerusalem|Jerusalem]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

===Email Userboxes===
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[insert title]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:Compé.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Compé Emails|Compé-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:ipod homestar.gif|43px]] | msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her iPod]].}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar psp.png|43px]] | msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her PSP]].}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar_dsi.png|43px]] | msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her DSi]].}}

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===Character Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homestar Runner]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Sad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Mad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:pompom.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Pom Pom]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|35px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Marzipan]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The King of Town]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:poopsmith.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Poopsmith]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Trogdor]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Stinkoman]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:rather real.jpg|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Rather Dashing]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogador.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Trogador]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Marshie43x43.png|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Marshie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:sterrance.png|50px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Sterrance]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Da Huuuuuudge closeup.png|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Da Huuuuuudge]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|30px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:nebulon.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Nebulon]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:knight_idaho.PNG|26px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Knight]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|50px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''insert character here'''.}}



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===Game Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#FF0000 | mainbkgd=#8B0000 | codebkgd=#DC143C | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user loves to play '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman 20X6]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#D19275 | mainbkgd=#FFE4C4 | codebkgd=#CD853F | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=PQ | msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000080 | mainbkgd=#99AAFF | codebkgd=#191970 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:handheldgames postshooter.png|43px]] | msg=This user likes the '''[[Handheld Games Menu|Old Games]]''' the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:d3win.png|43px]] | msg=This user hath beaten '''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=gold | mainbkgd=yellow | codebkgd=red | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:kidspeedy.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is faster than '''[[Kid Speedy]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#333333 | mainbkgd=#cccccc | codebkgd=#333333 | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Viidelectrix Menu 1-29-2007.png|43px]] | msg=This user plays '''[[Viidelectrix]] games'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=#00EE00 | codebkgd=black | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Duck Guardian icon.png|43px]] | msg=This user has '''[[Duck Guardian One|guarded 285 ducks]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=gold | codebkgd=black | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Guitar Hero II Trogdor Bonus.JPG|50px]] | msg=This user has rocked out to '''[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]''' on '''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero 2|Guitar Hero 2]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=gold | codebkgd=black | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|50px]] | msg=This user has rocked out to '''[[Because, It's Midnite]]''' on '''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s|Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=#B80 | codebkgd=white | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Egg.png|35px]] | msg=<big>Этот пользователь '''[[Where's an Egg?|нашел яйцо]]'''.</big>}}

{{userbox | border=#333333 | mainbkgd=#333333 | codebkgd=#000000 | code=[[Image:poptiregame.PNG|43px]] | msg= This user '''[[Population: Tire|is soldier.]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=#cccccc | codebkgd=black | code=[[Image:Comic Generator Title.png|45px]] | msg= This user likes to '''[[Make-O Your Own Stinko|Make-O His/Her Own Stink-O]](Man)!'''}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:Sbcg4ap.PNG|45px]] | msg= This user plays '''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[File:PBTC Wii.png|45px]] | msg= This user plays '''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]''' on the Wii.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[File:Total Wad Lappy.png|45px]] | msg= This user plays '''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]''' on a PC.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Homestar Ruiner]].}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Strong Badia the Free]] ''(counting/not counting Uber-Pope)''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:BaddestOfTheBandsIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Baddest of the Bands]].}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:Sbcg4ap104 235x225.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 235x225.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].}}
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===Chapman Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF3030 | codebkgd=#99AAFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Matt closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99AAFF | codebkgd=#FF3030 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Mike closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#EEE0E5 | codebkgd=#FF0066 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Missy closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF0066 | codebkgd=#EEE0E5 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Jackie closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Jackie Chapman|Jackie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CD00CD | codebkgd=#7F00FF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:donniechapman.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF7F24 | codebkgd=#AA5303 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Don closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

===Spinoff Userboxes===
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#ADD8E6 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#E0FFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:sbemail53.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FF8C00 | mainbkgd=#FED8AA | codebkgd=#FF8C00 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FF1493 | mainbkgd=#00FFFF | codebkgd=#AFEEEE | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:scc.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#DAA520 | mainbkgd=#FFFF00 | codebkgd=#FFD700 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:firebert cartoon.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:20X6.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[20X6]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#A9A9A9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#6699CC | codebkgd=#006699 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:PuppetTime.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#00FF00 | border=#00FF00 | mainbkgd=#000000 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:PBTC.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat]] Toons'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#00FF00 | border=#00FF00 | mainbkgd=#000000 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|32px]] | msg=This user's favorite Limozeen bandmate is '''[[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

===Toon Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF | codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[insert title]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF | codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]] | msg=The first toon this user ever saw was '''[[insert title]]'''.}}

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===Fun Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#DAA520 | mainbkgd=#FFFF00 | codebkgd=#FFD700 | codecolor=#000000 | code=MEH | msg=This user can understand '''[[Cheat Talk]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#0000FF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=LP | msg=This user wears '''[[long pants]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#0000FF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=SH | msg=This user wears '''[[Toons#Shorts|shorts]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#F9CD02 | codebkgd=#1555A5 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:wheelchair.png|40px]] | msg=This user will get '''[[Crazy Cartoon|Eh Steve!]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=mediumspringgreen | codebkgd=green| codecolor=green | code=[[Image:Swe_atshirtfloat.PNG|55px]] | msg=This user likes to wear '''[[Fall Float Parade|swee-atshirts]]'''.}}
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#3333CD | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|40px]] | msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#133C6E | mainbkgd=#F9CD02 | codebkgd=#1555A5 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]] | msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}}

{{userbox | border=#133C6E | mainbkgd=#F9CD02 | codebkgd=#1555A5 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Whalehead.PNG‎|43px]] | msg='''The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom:''' ''{{whalequote}}''}}

{{userbox | border=#133C6E | mainbkgd=#F9CD02 | codebkgd=#1555A5 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod_11_-_senor_cardgage.PNG|43px]] | msg='''Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom:''' ''{{cardgagequote}}''}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF6EC7 | codebkgd=#7EC0EE | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Hillary.png|40px]] | msg=This user is being '''[[kids' book|fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster]]'''.}}

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{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=black | codebkgd=orange | codecolor=orange | code=[[Image:ss spooktacular.png|45px]] | msg=This user enjoys watching '''[[theme park|The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular!]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=teal | mainbkgd=mediumspringgreen | codebkgd=darkslategray | codecolor=steelblue | code=[[Image:Isp.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user is prepared to send you his/her weight in '''[[isp|free sign up CDs]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00FF7F | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Baby strong bad.png|43px]] | msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user can help you '''[[Senor Mortgage|get a leg up on the pile]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00CC99 | codebkgd=#009966 | codecolor=#66FFCC | code=LOL | msg=This user is '''[[funny]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#7EC0EE | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Faint of butt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's got an '''[[Strong Bad Sings|ugly butt]]''', and a stupid... butt.}}

{{userbox | border=#9966FF | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#E0FFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:sbemail36.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user can play the '''[[guitar]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC11 | codebkgd=#6A5ACD | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ilko.png|43px]] | msg=This user plays '''[[cheatday|mining games]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00FF00 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What Now?|more than two prablems]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#006600 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is a member of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#006600 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:municipality.png|50px]] | msg=This user is a member of '''[[The Municipality]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Teen Girl Squad|SO GOOD]]'''!}}

{{userbox | border=#ADD8E6 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#E0FFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]] | msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=yellow | codebkgd=blue | codecolor=blue | code=[[Image:sbe164.png|45px]] | msg=This user thinks the '''[[looking old|nightly nacho cheese masks are not working]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#B22222 | codebkgd=#FEF1B5 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:TC cartoony.png|43px]] | msg=This user [[pop-up|'''has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold''']].}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#9900CC | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:level5intro.png|43px]] | msg=This user is on the '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|mooooooon!]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFE600 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Superbrave kid 2.png|37px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Super Brave!!]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=#990033 | mainbkgd=#CC9966 | codebkgd=#009966 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:DancingBros.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is '''[[A Folky Tale|gonna have a good time tonight]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:StrongBad CarmenSanDiego.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user doesn't know '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|what's fun about eating less candy.]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#32CD32 | codebkgd=#7CFC00 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Coach Z With Food Sign.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user '''[[These peoples try to fade me|could use a dollar, he/she could use a couple bucks]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC33 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#663333 | code=[[Image:UserboxLeftHanded.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is <s>squirrel</s> '''[[Left Handedness|left-handed]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#000000 | codebkgd=#0000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:43SMposse.png|43px]] | msg=This user is a member of '''[[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad's Posse.]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=#DAA520 | mainbkgd=#FFFF00 | codebkgd=#FFD700 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:firebert army.png|45px]] | msg=This user also thinks '''[[Firebert]]''' is not a good '''[[Cheat Commandos|Commando]]''' name.}}

{{userbox | border=#1D95CF | mainbkgd=#AED9EE | codebkgd=#666 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar.png|45px]] | msg=If you want it to be possessive, it's just '''I-T-S''', but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's '''I-T-apostrophe-S'''. '''[[local news|Scalawag]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#333366 | mainbkgd=#9999CC | codebkgd=#666699 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]] | msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00CC99 | codebkgd=#009966 | codecolor=#66FFCC | code=ga-ga | msg=This user is enrolled at '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Diaper School]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#006600 | codecolor=#66FFCC | code=[[Image:sbemail106.PNG|34px]] | msg=Looks like this user's [[dangeresque 3|'''gonna have to jump''']]!}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#66FFCC | code=[[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user has '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#00BFFF | mainbkgd=#FFD700 | codebkgd=#00BFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Adorable The Cheat.png|43px]] | msg=This user is [[lady...ing|'''holy-crap-adorable''']]!}}

{{userbox | border=#00BFBF | mainbkgd=#FFD899 | codebkgd=#00BFBF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:All Original Bubs.PNG|43px]] | msg=If this user had thumbs, he'd/she'd be '''[[original|sticking them up his/her armpits right now]]'''.}}

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[[Category:Help|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Homestar Ruiner

2009-07-14T13:10:50Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: /* Fast Forward */

{{pn|8-Bit is Enough|Strong Badia the Free}}
[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."]]

[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|125px|left]]
'''Homestar Ruiner''' is the first episode of the ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'' video game series. It has been rated T by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Mild Suggestive Themes. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

While [[Strong Bad]] is going about his usual routine - checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], etc. - [[Homestar Runner]] tells him about the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Once Strong Bad hears of Homestar's intention to win this contest, he schemes to snatch victory from Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible grasp]]. But when his scheme backfires, he finds his house invaded by Homestars unwilling to face the world again. Strong Bad has to repair Homestar's status if he ever wants to be free of their presence.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (voice only, Easter egg), {{film|Marshie}} (as [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]), The Mole People, [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad cast]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[Race Track|The Race Track]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
[[Swimming Pool|The Swimming Pool]] 
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Marzipan's Gazebo]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle]]
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
|}

'''Date:''' August 11, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|<center>Computer room</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|<center>The interface of the Teen Girl Squad comic creator</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|<center>The Stick</center>
Image:Strong Bad Bleachers Homestar Ruiner.png|<center>At the track</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|<center>Marzipan's front yard</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|<center>A float of victory</center>
</gallery>
== Inventory ==
* Balloons
* Banana Peel
* Candy
* Candy Coupon
* The float's papier maché head
* [[Fluffy Puff]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]]
* Hedge Clippings
* Homestar's Cell Phone
* Homestar's Clothing
* Homestar's Criminal Record
* Homestar costume (combination of Homestar's Clothing and the papier maché head)
* Marzipan's Shears
* Onion
* Plunger
* The Poopsmith's Shovel
* Strong Bad's clothes (to change back from the Homestar costume)
* [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
* [[Total Load]]
* Trophy

== Ranks (in descending order) ==
#Academic Biathlete
#Midget Thumb Wrestler
#Rhythmic Curler
#Macro Golfer
#Forbidden Ice Dancer
#PVP Archer
#Polar Bear Vaulter
#Flaming Shot Putter
#Nitro Foosball Lineman
#Chainsaw Bocce Bowler (Champion's Belt received)
#Trogdor Polo Chucker

== Easter Eggs ==
* Enter the photo booth, interact with the top of the light closest to The Cheat. After the pointer changes shape, keep holding down the interaction button and drag the shirt onto Strong Bad to wear it.
** The shirt can also be obtained by walking off the right side of the photo booth three times, causing Strong Bad to walk under the floor. When he walks directly under the door and out of view, a sound will play, and he'll be wearing the shirt when he comes back into view.
*After prank calling everybody with Homestar's cell phone, you can prank call Homsar.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When digging for the Teen Girl Squad idea at the Track, Strong Bad says "Xie xie!" (rendered as "Hsieh hsieh!" by the game's subtitles). This is Mandarin ([[Wikipedia:Simplified Chinese character|simplified Chinese characters]]: 谢谢, [[Wikipedia:Traditional Chinese character|traditional Chinese characters]]: 謝謝) for "Thank you!"
*A [[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins dance|Sadie Hawkins dance]] (mentioned by Strong Bad after he trims the hedge in The Field) is a dance where females invite male dates, rather than the other way around.

=== Trivia ===
*The Wii Title ID is WBXx, where x is the region code (E for United States, P for Europe).
*One of the entries in the "Special Thanks" in the game's end credits is for this wiki itself.
*This is the only SBCG4AP episode to not receive an E10+ rating.

=== Remarks ===
*This is one of the few times a character mentions [[Free Country, USA]]. The last time this occurred was when Strong Bad said it in [[flashback]].
*An attempt to use the microwave in-game will result in a note that the door is stuck shut. However, at a certain point in the game, Homestar will open it without any problem--even while Strong Bad is in the middle of saying it's stuck shut.
*Throughout the game, [[The Paper]] accompanies as part of the in-game menu rather than [[New Paper]].
*A different font is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular [[Fonts|font]], Glitch0.

=== Goofs ===
*At the non-garden party, the rollover for Marzipan and Homestar is spelled "MARZIPAN & HOMSETAR". This goof is only present in the Wii version.
*In Strong Bad's photo booth there is a clickable area above the camera. Clicking here turns the cursor into the Max shirt from the Telltale store (also occasionally chosen at random as Young Sam's costume in Sam and Max Episode 202: Moai Better Blues and Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs). However, when put on Strong Bad, the shirt is yellow and has a picture of a dog on it.
*The subtitles are incorrect in several places
**When kicking the Cheat into the dryer, one of the subtitles misspells "Pixelated" as "Pix'''i'''lated".
**Homestar Runner sings "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo" but the subtitles say "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo dooo".
**While Strong Bad says "some French guy said I should beat you up", the subtitles quote him as saying "some French guy said '''that''' I should beat you up".
**While most abbreviations have an apostrophe, no apostrophe is transcribed when Homestar says "puddin sack".
** After Strong Bad beats Coach Z's time in the Race to the End of the Race, he says that, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll ever do," but is subtitled as, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll '''ever ever''' do."
**In several responses from the Drive-Thru Whale, the "O" in "Blubb-O's" is lowercase.
**When the Drive-Thru Whale says "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" the word "in" is transcribed rather than "is".
**During Marzipan's answering machine message, the word "polluted" is misspelled as "poluted" in the subtitles.
**When Strong Bad finds the last page of the Snake Boxer V manual, the subtitles refer to the "SECRET F'''RO'''BIDDEN LEVEL".
**In one of the possible insults Strong Bad can say to Bubs, the word "arm" is misspelled as "armed."
**In viewing the sign on Bubs' Concession Stand, Strong Bad begins a sentence with "If I ever had any money" but the subtitles start it with "'''And''' if I ever had any money".
**During one comment about the banner on Marzipan's gazebo, Strong Bad says "in which case" but the word "which" was left out in the subtitles.
**As Strong Bad comments that Snake Boxer 5 is "so much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade" there is an unnecessary comma after the word "unfortunate".
**One of Bubs' lines advertising his stand has the subtitles read "Everybody wanna '''to''' buy something" for "Everybody wanna buy something".
**After Pom Pom cleans out his locker, Strong Bad will comment that Coach Z was serious when he told Pom Pom to clean out his locker, only the subtitles read "clear out his locker".
*Marzipan's mouth occasionally faces the wrong side of her head (away from Strong Bad and the direction she is facing) during conversations.
*If Marzipan's hedge is trimmed while she's inside after seeing the Homestar float ruined, she will speak to Strong Bad about the hedge but won't be there.
*if you click the calendar in Extended Play, Strong Bad says that it's "the day [he gets that] stupid party out of [his] house" when the party isn't even there.

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:HomestarRuinerBlueWallBug.jpg|thumb|Tech Shirt Glitch.]]
*If the subtitles are turned off, they will be erroneously enabled when Strong Bad checks his email. They will remain enabled afterwards until Strong Bad leaves his house, although the ''Settings'' screen will show them as '''Off'''. Toggling them on and off again under the ''Settings'' will rectify the problem.
*Sometimes the pixels on [[naked Homestar]] will be transparent. When this happens you will notice that all the pixels were covering was his shirt.
*While wearing the tech shirt near Strong Bad's house, in extended play, geometry issues will occur, resulting in what looks like a blue wall shooting out from the shirt. This also occurs in other locations in the game.
*If the Luxa Lounger is extended (when it is unextended) and the radio set to the Latin music in Extended Play, the conga line will re-form even though it won't move.
**When the Luxa Lounger is set back the conga line will disappear, but Homestar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs and the King of Town will appear where they were when the party was still going on. These characters cannot be selected, and Strong Bad can walk right through them.
*As Strong Bad wears the Homestar head, it is sometimes invisible, so you see Strong Bad grab nothing.
*During the Teen Girl Squad comic, if you kill off the other three girls before the game scene (Give So and So the book, What's Her Face the car keys, and either Cheerleader or The Ugly One the cockroach.) and the last girl the hairspray, in the game scene Basketballa will kill her with FUNDAMENTALS! and the It's Over! screen will play. However, when Strong Bad tells you your score, instead of staying on the It's Over! screen, it will revert back to the shocked Basketballa that he killed a girl.

==== Wii Version ====
*If widescreen mode is turned on, talking to Coach Z in extended play results in the game freezing, requiring a hard reset. In addition, many of the cut scenes that play throughout the game will sometimes freeze, also requiring a hard reset.
*After Strong Bad plays [[Snake Boxer 5]], the background changes from the TV to the Computer Room before resuming Strong Bad's Standing-up animation.
*If the game is saved while in the photo booth while wearing a shirt and then immediately turned off, then when you start only the collar of the shirt will be visible.
*If you repeatedly press B during the ending cutscene/credits, you will teleport to the Computer Room. You can move the pointer during this period, but you cannot do anything and must reset.
*While the people are throwing a party at Strong Bad's house, you can go through The King of Town's body while he's eating [[pizza]]. If you try to take a picture of Strong Bad through the King of Town's body, the game will freeze, forcing you to do a hard reset.
*When the King of Town is presenting the trophy to Strong Bad after winning the race, the game will freeze, forcing the player to do a hard reset. This only occurs in widescreen.
*If you delete all the emails and then undelete them, the first email (the one Strong Bad is answering in the game) will not be shown in the inbox and the trash will still indicate that there is an email in there even when it is empty. This is solved by restarting the game.

==== PC Version ====
*Occasionally Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Strong Sad or Strong Bad's eyes are not visible upon entering an area. The same may also occur with Strong Mad and Marzipan's mouth.
*Sometimes, when you start up the game, part of it it will go offscreen and reappear on the screens other side (e.g. the menu's top part being on the bottom of the screen and the bottom of the menu on the top screen portion.)

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar previously called his butt a "[[Glossary#T|twees]]" in [[lady fan]]. Also, Strong Bad mentions himself being a pain in the twees while looking at the "Nuisance Trophy".
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "party" matches his pronunciation in [[nightlife]].
*Homestar mentions [[cake]] jugglers.
*Marzipan has previously written a [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] stating that she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].
*Strong Bad mentions a [[French]] guy.
*This is another appearance of a [[cardboard box]].
*Strong Bad's song about you not being able to handle his [[style]] is a reference to [[modeling]].
*"Thoughts on a [[Bird]]" from [[Audition with Marzipan]] and [[The Luau]] plays at Marzipan's house.
*An ad for the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] plays on the TV in the basement.
*The music of "The Cheat's assorted Latin Rhythms" was first heard in [[pet show]].
*When hiding behind the King of Town's statue in the hall of records, Strong Bad lists the features of "Stealth Strong Bad", an imaginary action figure made by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Toys]].
*References to Strong Bad's [[style]] are made throughout the game.
*The music on the email menu is a remix of the music from the game show scenes in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad can wear [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's "Pants"]].
**Additionally, Strong Bad can change his own pants.
*This introductory sequence features an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
**The video game title he mumbles is [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The music that plays in [[The Field]] comes from "A Grade A Gray Day" in [[fan club]].
*A poster for [[the Municipality]] can be found on the back of the lockers. The Municipality logo also appears on the Lappy screen just before the end credits.
*Strong Bad carves one of the hedges into the shape of [[Trogdor]].
**Occasionally in Snake Boxer 5's forbidden mode, when using the fire breath attack, Strong Bad will shout "Burninate!"
*This is another appearance of [[showering]].
*The main music heard at the House of the Brothers Strong is taken from the bar scene in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When the King of Town gives Strong Bad the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, the music from [[Population Tire]] can be heard briefly.
*When you first enter the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|living room]] the same music from [[do over]], [[Date Nite]], the Easter egg from [[Play Date]], and [[love poems]] plays.
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the opening of the email [[candy product]].
*The [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] can be seen on top of the messy pile over Strong bad's bed.
*While showering, Homestar sings the "Independent Girl" song from [[One Two, One Two]].
*When Strong Bad jumps into The King of Town's vent he says [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]
*At the party, when Coach Z falls out the window, he exclaims "[[Fall Float Parade|I regret everything!]]"
*The loading screen's fading purple background is taken from the ending of [[retirement]].
*After putting on the Championship belt, Strong Bad will mention the Sizzle Weight belt and the Jack-Em Up Kid, which is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The voice of the newscaster heard on the TV is the same voice as the [[Cold Ones]] spokesperson in [[business trip]] and [[buried]], the [[Blubb-O's]] spokesperson in [[nightlife]] and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], and Marzipan's questionable surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*The hedge that Strong Bad clips in Marzipan's yard closely resembles Homestar in [[fan club]].
*The flashback theme for [[The DNA Evidence]] plays while Strong Bad is outside the King of Town's castle.
*When Strong Bad first dons his Homestar disguise, his impersonation includes naming the sections of the [[Main Pages]].
*When Homestar is practicing in the locker room, he sometimes says "Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me now." This is structured the same as a line from the commercial in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The theme music from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] plays when inside [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*The football music from [[Toikey TV]] plays at the Track.
*The music for [[action figure]] is played during the [[Contests|Race to the End of the Race]].
*When What's-Her-Face receives the car keys, her car "[[StrongBadZone|a-splodes]]".
*When What's-Her-Face's car "a-splodes", there is an appearance by two gangsters, one of whom bears a striking resemblance to Harvax XVII, the boss of [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_9|Level 9]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Homestar used [[Total Load]] to make a smoothie in [[alternate universe]].
*Stratergery is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of strategy and surgery.
*During Homestar's stay at the House of the Brothers Strong, he would occasionally ask himself whether despair has one "[[g]]" or two.
*During Strong Bad's conversation with Strong Sad, they refer to their [[parents]].

=== Real-World References ===
*In the Wii version's banner animation, Strong Bad loads the file "CG4AP101.wad". [http://www.wiibrew.org/wiki/WAD_files WAD files] are the package format that stores program data and other files that WiiWare and Virtual Console games (as well as other Wii channels) use.
*When Homestar is on the phone with Marzipan, the way he says, "Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes? Noo! Yes. Yes?" is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Abe Lincoln Must Die!|episode 4]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max Season One]]'', where Sam answers a phone with the Commissioner and says that in the same way.
**Additionally, the music which plays when Strong Bad acquires bonus items and trophies is ''Item Get'' from [[Wikipedia:Reality 2.0|episode 5]] of the same season.
* When investigating the stands near the track Strong Bad mentions the stands being emptier than a Stryper concert. [[Wikipedia:Stryper|Stryper]] was a Christian metal band from the '80s.
*When Strong Bad attempts to pick up the hurdle after the first run of the Race to the End of the Race, he claims that it must be made of some very heavy metal, and lists several materials he thinks it could be made of, including "black sabbath". [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] was a heavy metal band which had great influence on the genre.
*After trimming the hedge near Bub's Concession Stand, having Strong Bad look at it leads him to call it "the [[Gibson Flying V|flying V]]". This is an actual guitar made by [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson Guitar Corp.]] The hedge's shape is also accurate to the Gibson Flying V.
*Throughout most of the game, Strong Bad's fridge contains only a single jar of mayonnaise. In [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|''Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis'']], another point-and-click adventure game, Indiana Jones had only a single jar of mayonnaise in his fridge.
*Bubs will tell Strong Bad to "stay gold" after ending conversation. This is a reference to the book [[Wikipedia:The Outsiders|The Outsiders]] when the main character, Ponyboy, is told to "stay gold" from his friend.
*Strong Bad's [[DELETED|Deleted]] line, "Survey Says...DELETED!", is a reference to the popular game show [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]].
*If Coach Z discovers the Total Load in Pom Pom's locker before Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing career back together, he cries out "[[Wikipedia:Cypress Hill|Cypress Hill!]]". This may also refer to his fondness for hip-hop music.
*After giving Marzipan the chocolates, Strong Bad says he gave her some "[[Wikipedia: Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Ma-Chocolates]]".
*When he collects all four trophies, Strong Bad speaks in a manner similar to the Count from [[Sesame Street]].
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the line "Check, Check one. Sibilance" spoken by Barry (Tom Hanks) while conducting a microphone check for the band Aerosmith, before their performance in a ''Wayne's World'' sketch in a 1990 episode of ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The "Jane Austentaceous Chamber Music Jam" CD (the third one in the See Dee Spinner) is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]], who wrote books set in nineteenth century England, when chamber music was common.
**Strong Mad's line just after turning on the CD for the first time is a reference to Austen's most famous book, [[Wikipedia:Pride and Prejudice|Pride and Prejudice]]. Mr. Darcy is a main character in the story.
*At the party, when complimenting Coach Z, Strong Bad speaks some Swedish, ending with "Bork, Bork, Bork", one of the many Mock-Swedish words said by [[Wikipedia:The Muppets|The Muppets' Swedish Chef]].
*When Strong Bad hides behind the bonsai bush in the King of Town's Castle, he says [[Wikipedia:It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown|"It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown"]].
*When kicking The Cheat into the dryer, The Cheatspeak is [[Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_(House_of_Strong)#The_Cheat|subtitled as ''Wii?'']].
*One of Strong Bad's metal detector finding comments contains the phrase, "I hope it's a-bubblin' crude." This is a reference to the theme song from the television show "[[Wikipedia: Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]", where Jed Clampett strikes it rich by finding "a-bubblin' crude" oil.
*When Strong Bad walks near Homestar Runner at the field, one of the things he is chanting is "I must, I must, I must improve my bust," a reference to the young adult novel ''[[Wikipedia:Are You There_God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
*When Strong Sad comments on his asthma after Strong Bad looks at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Bad replies with "Sucks to your asmar!", which is a quote from the book ''[[Wikipedia:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]]''.
*When seen and questioned about using hedge shears on the Homestar float by Marzipan, Strong Bad responds, "I'm giving him [[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|a shave? and a haircut? two bits?]]".
*Strong Bad exclaiming "Shape of a moron!" whenever he puts on his Homestar costume, and "Luxa Lounger powers, activate!" whenever he reclines the Luxa Lounger, is a parody of the exclamations the [[Wikipedia:Wonder Twins|Wonder Twins]] make whenever they transform.
*While Homestar is in the locker room he will occasionally say [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|"No whammies... no whammies... no whammies..."]].
*While preparing for the race on the field, Homestar might start humming the theme music of ''[[Wikipedia:Chariots of Fire|Chariots of Fire]]''.
*Just before finding Homestar on his couch, Strong Bad mentions that he "didn't even have to use my [[Wikipedia:AK-47|AK]]", a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:It Was a Good Day|It Was A Good Day]].
*Strong Bad's acceptance speech is lifted almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:Lou Gehrig|Lou Gehrig's farewell address]] at Yankee Stadium in 1939. The address was immortalized in the movie ''Pride of the Yankees'': "Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the earth."
*When Strong Bad gets the plunger in The K.O.T's Castle, he says "By the Power of.. Brownskull!" This refers to [[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]] when the young warrior calls out "By the power of Grayskull!"
*The prize for the Race to the End of the Race is the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by [[Wikipedia:Lemon Demon|Lemon Demon]] that became a highly popular Flash cartoon.
*One of Coach Z's exclamations mentions Olympian [[Wikipedia: Bruce Jenner|Bruce Jenner]], who was a renowned track-and-field star.
*When caught by The Poopsmith every other time, Strong Bad will say, "Oh crunchberries." Crunch Berries is a variation of the cereal [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]].
*If the King of Town eats the box of Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts and walks away before Marzipan answers the door, Strong Bad would curse this by saying, "Rassa, fassa, King of Town! Grumble, mumble..." This references the snickering dog [[Wikipedia:Muttley|Muttley]], who would grumble about the abusiveness of his boss, [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[The Municipality]]'s prominence in the second SBCG4AP episode, [[Strong Badia the Free]] is foreshadowed when their poster appears in the locker room and when their logo appears on the [[Lappy 486]]'s monitor at the end.
**The next episode's events are further foreshadowed in extended play, when The King of Town threatens to tax Strong Bad.
*The [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|intro song]] mentions that Strong Bad's style shines like "An imploding star... a burning car". A puzzle in [[Baddest of the Bands]] features both an imploding star and a burning car, as noted by Strong Bad.
**Additionally, the same line in the song is used as a hint in the game, albeit with the two subjects swapped over.
*In Baddest of the Bands Strong Bad asks Coach Z where are the trophies he won in the episode, which Coach Z has sold for two bucks. Strong Bad also comment about the showers smelling "Homestar onion soup" a reference of a puzzle in the episode. He also mentions the hedge shears in the episode.
*Strong Bad "winning" the Jela-Ton would be followed up with the receipt of ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder'' in [[8-Bit is Enough]].
*Episode 5's conclusion has Strong Bad mumbling about ''RhinoFeeder'' in his sleep, just like in this game's introduction.

== External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:homestarruiner|Official episode webpage]]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay1|Watch the gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
**[http://telltale.vo.llnwd.net/o15/videos/sbcg4ap/homestar101/homestar101gameplay.flv FLV video file for "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay2|Watch the second gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[YouTube:wCGdWBRgMIQ|YouTube mirror of the older version of the first gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-337|Read May 14, 2008 press release about "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/homestarruiner/walkthrough Read a bare-bones walkthrough of "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[forum:14052|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner" trailer]]
*[[forum:14627|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep1homestarruiner Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html Strategy Informer review]
*[http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/read.php?article=sb11 Mix 'n Mojo review]
*[http://adventuregamers.com/article/id,904/ Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/review-strong-b.html Wired review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/08/11/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner/2695 GameCyte review]
*[http://vooks.net/modules.php?module=reviews&id=251 Vooks review]
*[http://www.gamezine.co.uk/reviews/game-types/adventure-games/strong-bad’s-cool-game-attractive-people-–-episode-1-homestar-ruiner-review-pc--$1235827.htm Gamezine.co.uk review]
*[http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/11/wii-fanboy-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Wii Fanboy review]
*[http://www.nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1218470528 Nintendojo review and interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=multimodule&tag=multimodule;picks;img;1 GameSpot review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/strongbad/ Video Game Generation review]
*[http://pc.ign.com/articles/898/898028p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1284 Gamersmark review]
*[http://www.vgblogger.com/?p=3602 VGBlogger review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/08/strong_bad_episode_1_homestar_ruiner Wii Ware World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102553/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&id_rubrique=1&type=article&id_article=184 Hardcore Gamer review]
*[http://www.n-europe.com/review.php?rid=396 N-Europe review]
*[http://www.zentendo.com/reviews.php?articleId=406&page=1 Zentendo review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode1homestarruinerreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=11781 Jolt Online Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_1_homestar_r1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/61-20587/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://kotaku.com/5035418/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner-review Kotaku review]
*[http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/08/11/4cr-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ 4 Color Rebellion review]
*[http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/11/review-strongbads-cool-game/ The BBPS review]
*[http://www.mywii.com.au/FeaturedReview.aspx?id=798 MyWii.com.au review]
*[http://www.games32.com/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-(PC)-Reviews/p2000_articleid/750 Games32 review]
*[http://www.frictionlessinsight.com/archives/2008/08/strong-bads-coo-1.html Frictionless Insight review]
*[http://www.aeropause.com/2008/08/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-review-pc/ Aeropause review]
*[http://modern-gamer.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=320&Itemid=1 Modern Gamer review]
*[http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-320-Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-Review.html Gamers Daily News review]
*[http://www.teletext.co.uk/gamecentral/features-reviews/75cc4891433da80e4e235bc7dea1104d/Strong+Bad+Episode+1+(Wii).aspx Teletext GameCentral review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/398/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Homestar Ruiner

2009-07-14T13:07:23Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: /* Fast Forward */ minor changes

{{pn|8-Bit is Enough|Strong Badia the Free}}
[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."]]

[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|125px|left]]
'''Homestar Ruiner''' is the first episode of the ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'' video game series. It has been rated T by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Mild Suggestive Themes. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

While [[Strong Bad]] is going about his usual routine - checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], etc. - [[Homestar Runner]] tells him about the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Once Strong Bad hears of Homestar's intention to win this contest, he schemes to snatch victory from Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible grasp]]. But when his scheme backfires, he finds his house invaded by Homestars unwilling to face the world again. Strong Bad has to repair Homestar's status if he ever wants to be free of their presence.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (voice only, Easter egg), {{film|Marshie}} (as [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]), The Mole People, [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad cast]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
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| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[Race Track|The Race Track]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
[[Swimming Pool|The Swimming Pool]] 
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Marzipan's Gazebo]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle]]
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
|}

'''Date:''' August 11, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|<center>Computer room</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|<center>The interface of the Teen Girl Squad comic creator</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|<center>The Stick</center>
Image:Strong Bad Bleachers Homestar Ruiner.png|<center>At the track</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|<center>Marzipan's front yard</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|<center>A float of victory</center>
</gallery>
== Inventory ==
* Balloons
* Banana Peel
* Candy
* Candy Coupon
* The float's papier maché head
* [[Fluffy Puff]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]]
* Hedge Clippings
* Homestar's Cell Phone
* Homestar's Clothing
* Homestar's Criminal Record
* Homestar costume (combination of Homestar's Clothing and the papier maché head)
* Marzipan's Shears
* Onion
* Plunger
* The Poopsmith's Shovel
* Strong Bad's clothes (to change back from the Homestar costume)
* [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
* [[Total Load]]
* Trophy

== Ranks (in descending order) ==
#Academic Biathlete
#Midget Thumb Wrestler
#Rhythmic Curler
#Macro Golfer
#Forbidden Ice Dancer
#PVP Archer
#Polar Bear Vaulter
#Flaming Shot Putter
#Nitro Foosball Lineman
#Chainsaw Bocce Bowler (Champion's Belt received)
#Trogdor Polo Chucker

== Easter Eggs ==
* Enter the photo booth, interact with the top of the light closest to The Cheat. After the pointer changes shape, keep holding down the interaction button and drag the shirt onto Strong Bad to wear it.
** The shirt can also be obtained by walking off the right side of the photo booth three times, causing Strong Bad to walk under the floor. When he walks directly under the door and out of view, a sound will play, and he'll be wearing the shirt when he comes back into view.
*After prank calling everybody with Homestar's cell phone, you can prank call Homsar.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When digging for the Teen Girl Squad idea at the Track, Strong Bad says "Xie xie!" (rendered as "Hsieh hsieh!" by the game's subtitles). This is Mandarin ([[Wikipedia:Simplified Chinese character|simplified Chinese characters]]: 谢谢, [[Wikipedia:Traditional Chinese character|traditional Chinese characters]]: 謝謝) for "Thank you!"
*A [[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins dance|Sadie Hawkins dance]] (mentioned by Strong Bad after he trims the hedge in The Field) is a dance where females invite male dates, rather than the other way around.

=== Trivia ===
*The Wii Title ID is WBXx, where x is the region code (E for United States, P for Europe).
*One of the entries in the "Special Thanks" in the game's end credits is for this wiki itself.
*This is the only SBCG4AP episode to not receive an E10+ rating.

=== Remarks ===
*This is one of the few times a character mentions [[Free Country, USA]]. The last time this occurred was when Strong Bad said it in [[flashback]].
*An attempt to use the microwave in-game will result in a note that the door is stuck shut. However, at a certain point in the game, Homestar will open it without any problem--even while Strong Bad is in the middle of saying it's stuck shut.
*Throughout the game, [[The Paper]] accompanies as part of the in-game menu rather than [[New Paper]].
*A different font is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular [[Fonts|font]], Glitch0.

=== Goofs ===
*At the non-garden party, the rollover for Marzipan and Homestar is spelled "MARZIPAN & HOMSETAR". This goof is only present in the Wii version.
*In Strong Bad's photo booth there is a clickable area above the camera. Clicking here turns the cursor into the Max shirt from the Telltale store (also occasionally chosen at random as Young Sam's costume in Sam and Max Episode 202: Moai Better Blues and Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs). However, when put on Strong Bad, the shirt is yellow and has a picture of a dog on it.
*The subtitles are incorrect in several places
**When kicking the Cheat into the dryer, one of the subtitles misspells "Pixelated" as "Pix'''i'''lated".
**Homestar Runner sings "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo" but the subtitles say "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo dooo".
**While Strong Bad says "some French guy said I should beat you up", the subtitles quote him as saying "some French guy said '''that''' I should beat you up".
**While most abbreviations have an apostrophe, no apostrophe is transcribed when Homestar says "puddin sack".
** After Strong Bad beats Coach Z's time in the Race to the End of the Race, he says that, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll ever do," but is subtitled as, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll '''ever ever''' do."
**In several responses from the Drive-Thru Whale, the "O" in "Blubb-O's" is lowercase.
**When the Drive-Thru Whale says "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" the word "in" is transcribed rather than "is".
**During Marzipan's answering machine message, the word "polluted" is misspelled as "poluted" in the subtitles.
**When Strong Bad finds the last page of the Snake Boxer V manual, the subtitles refer to the "SECRET F'''RO'''BIDDEN LEVEL".
**In one of the possible insults Strong Bad can say to Bubs, the word "arm" is misspelled as "armed."
**In viewing the sign on Bubs' Concession Stand, Strong Bad begins a sentence with "If I ever had any money" but the subtitles start it with "'''And''' if I ever had any money".
**During one comment about the banner on Marzipan's gazebo, Strong Bad says "in which case" but the word "which" was left out in the subtitles.
**As Strong Bad comments that Snake Boxer 5 is "so much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade" there is an unnecessary comma after the word "unfortunate".
**One of Bubs' lines advertising his stand has the subtitles read "Everybody wanna '''to''' buy something" for "Everybody wanna buy something".
**After Pom Pom cleans out his locker, Strong Bad will comment that Coach Z was serious when he told Pom Pom to clean out his locker, only the subtitles read "clear out his locker".
*Marzipan's mouth occasionally faces the wrong side of her head (away from Strong Bad and the direction she is facing) during conversations.
*If Marzipan's hedge is trimmed while she's inside after seeing the Homestar float ruined, she will speak to Strong Bad about the hedge but won't be there.
*if you click the calendar in Extended Play, Strong Bad says that it's "the day [he gets that] stupid party out of [his] house" when the party isn't even there.

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:HomestarRuinerBlueWallBug.jpg|thumb|Tech Shirt Glitch.]]
*If the subtitles are turned off, they will be erroneously enabled when Strong Bad checks his email. They will remain enabled afterwards until Strong Bad leaves his house, although the ''Settings'' screen will show them as '''Off'''. Toggling them on and off again under the ''Settings'' will rectify the problem.
*Sometimes the pixels on [[naked Homestar]] will be transparent. When this happens you will notice that all the pixels were covering was his shirt.
*While wearing the tech shirt near Strong Bad's house, in extended play, geometry issues will occur, resulting in what looks like a blue wall shooting out from the shirt. This also occurs in other locations in the game.
*If the Luxa Lounger is extended (when it is unextended) and the radio set to the Latin music in Extended Play, the conga line will re-form even though it won't move.
**When the Luxa Lounger is set back the conga line will disappear, but Homestar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs and the King of Town will appear where they were when the party was still going on. These characters cannot be selected, and Strong Bad can walk right through them.
*As Strong Bad wears the Homestar head, it is sometimes invisible, so you see Strong Bad grab nothing.
*During the Teen Girl Squad comic, if you kill off the other three girls before the game scene (Give So and So the book, What's Her Face the car keys, and either Cheerleader or The Ugly One the cockroach.) and the last girl the hairspray, in the game scene Basketballa will kill her with FUNDAMENTALS! and the It's Over! screen will play. However, when Strong Bad tells you your score, instead of staying on the It's Over! screen, it will revert back to the shocked Basketballa that he killed a girl.

==== Wii Version ====
*If widescreen mode is turned on, talking to Coach Z in extended play results in the game freezing, requiring a hard reset. In addition, many of the cut scenes that play throughout the game will sometimes freeze, also requiring a hard reset.
*After Strong Bad plays [[Snake Boxer 5]], the background changes from the TV to the Computer Room before resuming Strong Bad's Standing-up animation.
*If the game is saved while in the photo booth while wearing a shirt and then immediately turned off, then when you start only the collar of the shirt will be visible.
*If you repeatedly press B during the ending cutscene/credits, you will teleport to the Computer Room. You can move the pointer during this period, but you cannot do anything and must reset.
*While the people are throwing a party at Strong Bad's house, you can go through The King of Town's body while he's eating [[pizza]]. If you try to take a picture of Strong Bad through the King of Town's body, the game will freeze, forcing you to do a hard reset.
*When the King of Town is presenting the trophy to Strong Bad after winning the race, the game will freeze, forcing the player to do a hard reset. This only occurs in widescreen.
*If you delete all the emails and then undelete them, the first email (the one Strong Bad is answering in the game) will not be shown in the inbox and the trash will still indicate that there is an email in there even when it is empty. This is solved by restarting the game.

==== PC Version ====
*Occasionally Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Strong Sad or Strong Bad's eyes are not visible upon entering an area. The same may also occur with Strong Mad and Marzipan's mouth.
*Sometimes, when you start up the game, part of it it will go offscreen and reappear on the screens other side (e.g. the menu's top part being on the bottom of the screen and the bottom of the menu on the top screen portion.)

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar previously called his butt a "[[Glossary#T|twees]]" in [[lady fan]]. Also, Strong Bad mentions himself being a pain in the twees while looking at the "Nuisance Trophy".
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "party" matches his pronunciation in [[nightlife]].
*Homestar mentions [[cake]] jugglers.
*Marzipan has previously written a [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] stating that she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].
*Strong Bad mentions a [[French]] guy.
*This is another appearance of a [[cardboard box]].
*Strong Bad's song about you not being able to handle his [[style]] is a reference to [[modeling]].
*"Thoughts on a [[Bird]]" from [[Audition with Marzipan]] and [[The Luau]] plays at Marzipan's house.
*An ad for the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] plays on the TV in the basement.
*The music of "The Cheat's assorted Latin Rhythms" was first heard in [[pet show]].
*When hiding behind the King of Town's statue in the hall of records, Strong Bad lists the features of "Stealth Strong Bad", an imaginary action figure made by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Toys]].
*References to Strong Bad's [[style]] are made throughout the game.
*The music on the email menu is a remix of the music from the game show scenes in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad can wear [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's "Pants"]].
**Additionally, Strong Bad can change his own pants.
*This introductory sequence features an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
**The video game title he mumbles is [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The music that plays in [[The Field]] comes from "A Grade A Gray Day" in [[fan club]].
*A poster for [[the Municipality]] can be found on the back of the lockers. The Municipality logo also appears on the Lappy screen just before the end credits.
*Strong Bad carves one of the hedges into the shape of [[Trogdor]].
**Occasionally in Snake Boxer 5's forbidden mode, when using the fire breath attack, Strong Bad will shout "Burninate!"
*This is another appearance of [[showering]].
*The main music heard at the House of the Brothers Strong is taken from the bar scene in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When the King of Town gives Strong Bad the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, the music from [[Population Tire]] can be heard briefly.
*When you first enter the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|living room]] the same music from [[do over]], [[Date Nite]], the Easter egg from [[Play Date]], and [[love poems]] plays.
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the opening of the email [[candy product]].
*The [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] can be seen on top of the messy pile over Strong bad's bed.
*While showering, Homestar sings the "Independent Girl" song from [[One Two, One Two]].
*When Strong Bad jumps into The King of Town's vent he says [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]
*At the party, when Coach Z falls out the window, he exclaims "[[Fall Float Parade|I regret everything!]]"
*The loading screen's fading purple background is taken from the ending of [[retirement]].
*After putting on the Championship belt, Strong Bad will mention the Sizzle Weight belt and the Jack-Em Up Kid, which is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The voice of the newscaster heard on the TV is the same voice as the [[Cold Ones]] spokesperson in [[business trip]] and [[buried]], the [[Blubb-O's]] spokesperson in [[nightlife]] and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], and Marzipan's questionable surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*The hedge that Strong Bad clips in Marzipan's yard closely resembles Homestar in [[fan club]].
*The flashback theme for [[The DNA Evidence]] plays while Strong Bad is outside the King of Town's castle.
*When Strong Bad first dons his Homestar disguise, his impersonation includes naming the sections of the [[Main Pages]].
*When Homestar is practicing in the locker room, he sometimes says "Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me now." This is structured the same as a line from the commercial in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The theme music from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] plays when inside [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*The football music from [[Toikey TV]] plays at the Track.
*The music for [[action figure]] is played during the [[Contests|Race to the End of the Race]].
*When What's-Her-Face receives the car keys, her car "[[StrongBadZone|a-splodes]]".
*When What's-Her-Face's car "a-splodes", there is an appearance by two gangsters, one of whom bears a striking resemblance to Harvax XVII, the boss of [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_9|Level 9]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Homestar used [[Total Load]] to make a smoothie in [[alternate universe]].
*Stratergery is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of strategy and surgery.
*During Homestar's stay at the House of the Brothers Strong, he would occasionally ask himself whether despair has one "[[g]]" or two.
*During Strong Bad's conversation with Strong Sad, they refer to their [[parents]].

=== Real-World References ===
*In the Wii version's banner animation, Strong Bad loads the file "CG4AP101.wad". [http://www.wiibrew.org/wiki/WAD_files WAD files] are the package format that stores program data and other files that WiiWare and Virtual Console games (as well as other Wii channels) use.
*When Homestar is on the phone with Marzipan, the way he says, "Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes? Noo! Yes. Yes?" is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Abe Lincoln Must Die!|episode 4]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max Season One]]'', where Sam answers a phone with the Commissioner and says that in the same way.
**Additionally, the music which plays when Strong Bad acquires bonus items and trophies is ''Item Get'' from [[Wikipedia:Reality 2.0|episode 5]] of the same season.
* When investigating the stands near the track Strong Bad mentions the stands being emptier than a Stryper concert. [[Wikipedia:Stryper|Stryper]] was a Christian metal band from the '80s.
*When Strong Bad attempts to pick up the hurdle after the first run of the Race to the End of the Race, he claims that it must be made of some very heavy metal, and lists several materials he thinks it could be made of, including "black sabbath". [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] was a heavy metal band which had great influence on the genre.
*After trimming the hedge near Bub's Concession Stand, having Strong Bad look at it leads him to call it "the [[Gibson Flying V|flying V]]". This is an actual guitar made by [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson Guitar Corp.]] The hedge's shape is also accurate to the Gibson Flying V.
*Throughout most of the game, Strong Bad's fridge contains only a single jar of mayonnaise. In [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|''Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis'']], another point-and-click adventure game, Indiana Jones had only a single jar of mayonnaise in his fridge.
*Bubs will tell Strong Bad to "stay gold" after ending conversation. This is a reference to the book [[Wikipedia:The Outsiders|The Outsiders]] when the main character, Ponyboy, is told to "stay gold" from his friend.
*Strong Bad's [[DELETED|Deleted]] line, "Survey Says...DELETED!", is a reference to the popular game show [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]].
*If Coach Z discovers the Total Load in Pom Pom's locker before Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing career back together, he cries out "[[Wikipedia:Cypress Hill|Cypress Hill!]]". This may also refer to his fondness for hip-hop music.
*After giving Marzipan the chocolates, Strong Bad says he gave her some "[[Wikipedia: Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Ma-Chocolates]]".
*When he collects all four trophies, Strong Bad speaks in a manner similar to the Count from [[Sesame Street]].
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the line "Check, Check one. Sibilance" spoken by Barry (Tom Hanks) while conducting a microphone check for the band Aerosmith, before their performance in a ''Wayne's World'' sketch in a 1990 episode of ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The "Jane Austentaceous Chamber Music Jam" CD (the third one in the See Dee Spinner) is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]], who wrote books set in nineteenth century England, when chamber music was common.
**Strong Mad's line just after turning on the CD for the first time is a reference to Austen's most famous book, [[Wikipedia:Pride and Prejudice|Pride and Prejudice]]. Mr. Darcy is a main character in the story.
*At the party, when complimenting Coach Z, Strong Bad speaks some Swedish, ending with "Bork, Bork, Bork", one of the many Mock-Swedish words said by [[Wikipedia:The Muppets|The Muppets' Swedish Chef]].
*When Strong Bad hides behind the bonsai bush in the King of Town's Castle, he says [[Wikipedia:It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown|"It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown"]].
*When kicking The Cheat into the dryer, The Cheatspeak is [[Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_(House_of_Strong)#The_Cheat|subtitled as ''Wii?'']].
*One of Strong Bad's metal detector finding comments contains the phrase, "I hope it's a-bubblin' crude." This is a reference to the theme song from the television show "[[Wikipedia: Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]", where Jed Clampett strikes it rich by finding "a-bubblin' crude" oil.
*When Strong Bad walks near Homestar Runner at the field, one of the things he is chanting is "I must, I must, I must improve my bust," a reference to the young adult novel ''[[Wikipedia:Are You There_God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
*When Strong Sad comments on his asthma after Strong Bad looks at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Bad replies with "Sucks to your asmar!", which is a quote from the book ''[[Wikipedia:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]]''.
*When seen and questioned about using hedge shears on the Homestar float by Marzipan, Strong Bad responds, "I'm giving him [[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|a shave? and a haircut? two bits?]]".
*Strong Bad exclaiming "Shape of a moron!" whenever he puts on his Homestar costume, and "Luxa Lounger powers, activate!" whenever he reclines the Luxa Lounger, is a parody of the exclamations the [[Wikipedia:Wonder Twins|Wonder Twins]] make whenever they transform.
*While Homestar is in the locker room he will occasionally say [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|"No whammies... no whammies... no whammies..."]].
*While preparing for the race on the field, Homestar might start humming the theme music of ''[[Wikipedia:Chariots of Fire|Chariots of Fire]]''.
*Just before finding Homestar on his couch, Strong Bad mentions that he "didn't even have to use my [[Wikipedia:AK-47|AK]]", a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:It Was a Good Day|It Was A Good Day]].
*Strong Bad's acceptance speech is lifted almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:Lou Gehrig|Lou Gehrig's farewell address]] at Yankee Stadium in 1939. The address was immortalized in the movie ''Pride of the Yankees'': "Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the earth."
*When Strong Bad gets the plunger in The K.O.T's Castle, he says "By the Power of.. Brownskull!" This refers to [[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]] when the young warrior calls out "By the power of Grayskull!"
*The prize for the Race to the End of the Race is the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by [[Wikipedia:Lemon Demon|Lemon Demon]] that became a highly popular Flash cartoon.
*One of Coach Z's exclamations mentions Olympian [[Wikipedia: Bruce Jenner|Bruce Jenner]], who was a renowned track-and-field star.
*When caught by The Poopsmith every other time, Strong Bad will say, "Oh crunchberries." Crunch Berries is a variation of the cereal [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]].
*If the King of Town eats the box of Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts and walks away before Marzipan answers the door, Strong Bad would curse this by saying, "Rassa, fassa, King of Town! Grumble, mumble..." This references the snickering dog [[Wikipedia:Muttley|Muttley]], who would grumble about the abusiveness of his boss, [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[The Municipality]]'s prominence in the second SBCG4AP episode, [[Strong Badia the Free]] is foreshadowed when their poster appears in the locker room and when their logo appears on the [[Lappy 486]]'s monitor at the end.
**The next episode's events are further foreshadowed in extended play, when The King of Town threatens to tax Strong Bad.
*The [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|intro song]] mentions that Strong Bad's style shines like "An imploding star... a burning car". A puzzle in [[Baddest of the Bands]] features both an imploding star and a burning car, as noted by Strong Bad.
**Additionally, the same line in the song is used as a hint in the game, albeit with the two subjects swapped over.
*Also in Baddest of the Bands Strong Bad asks Coach Z where are the trophies he won in the episode, which Coach Z has sold for two bucks. Strong Bad also comment about the showers smelling "Homestar onion soup" a reference of a puzzle in the episode.
*Strong Bad "winning" the Jela-Ton would be followed up with the receipt of ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder'' in [[8-Bit is Enough]].
*Episode 5's conclusion has Strong Bad mumbling about ''RhinoFeeder'' in his sleep, just like in this game's introduction.

== External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:homestarruiner|Official episode webpage]]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay1|Watch the gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
**[http://telltale.vo.llnwd.net/o15/videos/sbcg4ap/homestar101/homestar101gameplay.flv FLV video file for "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay2|Watch the second gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[YouTube:wCGdWBRgMIQ|YouTube mirror of the older version of the first gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-337|Read May 14, 2008 press release about "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/homestarruiner/walkthrough Read a bare-bones walkthrough of "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[forum:14052|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner" trailer]]
*[[forum:14627|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep1homestarruiner Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html Strategy Informer review]
*[http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/read.php?article=sb11 Mix 'n Mojo review]
*[http://adventuregamers.com/article/id,904/ Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/review-strong-b.html Wired review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/08/11/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner/2695 GameCyte review]
*[http://vooks.net/modules.php?module=reviews&id=251 Vooks review]
*[http://www.gamezine.co.uk/reviews/game-types/adventure-games/strong-bad’s-cool-game-attractive-people-–-episode-1-homestar-ruiner-review-pc--$1235827.htm Gamezine.co.uk review]
*[http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/11/wii-fanboy-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Wii Fanboy review]
*[http://www.nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1218470528 Nintendojo review and interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=multimodule&tag=multimodule;picks;img;1 GameSpot review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/strongbad/ Video Game Generation review]
*[http://pc.ign.com/articles/898/898028p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1284 Gamersmark review]
*[http://www.vgblogger.com/?p=3602 VGBlogger review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/08/strong_bad_episode_1_homestar_ruiner Wii Ware World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102553/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&id_rubrique=1&type=article&id_article=184 Hardcore Gamer review]
*[http://www.n-europe.com/review.php?rid=396 N-Europe review]
*[http://www.zentendo.com/reviews.php?articleId=406&page=1 Zentendo review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode1homestarruinerreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=11781 Jolt Online Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_1_homestar_r1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/61-20587/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://kotaku.com/5035418/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner-review Kotaku review]
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*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/398/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Homestar Ruiner

2009-07-14T10:42:23Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: /* Fast Forward */

{{pn|8-Bit is Enough|Strong Badia the Free}}
[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."]]

[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|125px|left]]
'''Homestar Ruiner''' is the first episode of the ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'' video game series. It has been rated T by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Mild Suggestive Themes. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

While [[Strong Bad]] is going about his usual routine - checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], etc. - [[Homestar Runner]] tells him about the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Once Strong Bad hears of Homestar's intention to win this contest, he schemes to snatch victory from Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible grasp]]. But when his scheme backfires, he finds his house invaded by Homestars unwilling to face the world again. Strong Bad has to repair Homestar's status if he ever wants to be free of their presence.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (voice only, Easter egg), {{film|Marshie}} (as [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]), The Mole People, [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad cast]]

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[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
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[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
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[[Race Track|The Race Track]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
[[Swimming Pool|The Swimming Pool]] 
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Marzipan's Gazebo]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle]]
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
|}

'''Date:''' August 11, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|<center>Computer room</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|<center>The interface of the Teen Girl Squad comic creator</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|<center>The Stick</center>
Image:Strong Bad Bleachers Homestar Ruiner.png|<center>At the track</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|<center>Marzipan's front yard</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|<center>A float of victory</center>
</gallery>
== Inventory ==
* Balloons
* Banana Peel
* Candy
* Candy Coupon
* The float's papier maché head
* [[Fluffy Puff]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]]
* Hedge Clippings
* Homestar's Cell Phone
* Homestar's Clothing
* Homestar's Criminal Record
* Homestar costume (combination of Homestar's Clothing and the papier maché head)
* Marzipan's Shears
* Onion
* Plunger
* The Poopsmith's Shovel
* Strong Bad's clothes (to change back from the Homestar costume)
* [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
* [[Total Load]]
* Trophy

== Ranks (in descending order) ==
#Academic Biathlete
#Midget Thumb Wrestler
#Rhythmic Curler
#Macro Golfer
#Forbidden Ice Dancer
#PVP Archer
#Polar Bear Vaulter
#Flaming Shot Putter
#Nitro Foosball Lineman
#Chainsaw Bocce Bowler (Champion's Belt received)
#Trogdor Polo Chucker

== Easter Eggs ==
* Enter the photo booth, interact with the top of the light closest to The Cheat. After the pointer changes shape, keep holding down the interaction button and drag the shirt onto Strong Bad to wear it.
** The shirt can also be obtained by walking off the right side of the photo booth three times, causing Strong Bad to walk under the floor. When he walks directly under the door and out of view, a sound will play, and he'll be wearing the shirt when he comes back into view.
*After prank calling everybody with Homestar's cell phone, you can prank call Homsar.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When digging for the Teen Girl Squad idea at the Track, Strong Bad says "Xie xie!" (rendered as "Hsieh hsieh!" by the game's subtitles). This is Mandarin ([[Wikipedia:Simplified Chinese character|simplified Chinese characters]]: 谢谢, [[Wikipedia:Traditional Chinese character|traditional Chinese characters]]: 謝謝) for "Thank you!"
*A [[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins dance|Sadie Hawkins dance]] (mentioned by Strong Bad after he trims the hedge in The Field) is a dance where females invite male dates, rather than the other way around.

=== Trivia ===
*The Wii Title ID is WBXx, where x is the region code (E for United States, P for Europe).
*One of the entries in the "Special Thanks" in the game's end credits is for this wiki itself.
*This is the only SBCG4AP episode to not receive an E10+ rating.

=== Remarks ===
*This is one of the few times a character mentions [[Free Country, USA]]. The last time this occurred was when Strong Bad said it in [[flashback]].
*An attempt to use the microwave in-game will result in a note that the door is stuck shut. However, at a certain point in the game, Homestar will open it without any problem--even while Strong Bad is in the middle of saying it's stuck shut.
*Throughout the game, [[The Paper]] accompanies as part of the in-game menu rather than [[New Paper]].
*A different font is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular [[Fonts|font]], Glitch0.

=== Goofs ===
*At the non-garden party, the rollover for Marzipan and Homestar is spelled "MARZIPAN & HOMSETAR". This goof is only present in the Wii version.
*In Strong Bad's photo booth there is a clickable area above the camera. Clicking here turns the cursor into the Max shirt from the Telltale store (also occasionally chosen at random as Young Sam's costume in Sam and Max Episode 202: Moai Better Blues and Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs). However, when put on Strong Bad, the shirt is yellow and has a picture of a dog on it.
*The subtitles are incorrect in several places
**When kicking the Cheat into the dryer, one of the subtitles misspells "Pixelated" as "Pix'''i'''lated".
**Homestar Runner sings "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo" but the subtitles say "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo dooo".
**While Strong Bad says "some French guy said I should beat you up", the subtitles quote him as saying "some French guy said '''that''' I should beat you up".
**While most abbreviations have an apostrophe, no apostrophe is transcribed when Homestar says "puddin sack".
** After Strong Bad beats Coach Z's time in the Race to the End of the Race, he says that, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll ever do," but is subtitled as, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll '''ever ever''' do."
**In several responses from the Drive-Thru Whale, the "O" in "Blubb-O's" is lowercase.
**When the Drive-Thru Whale says "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" the word "in" is transcribed rather than "is".
**During Marzipan's answering machine message, the word "polluted" is misspelled as "poluted" in the subtitles.
**When Strong Bad finds the last page of the Snake Boxer V manual, the subtitles refer to the "SECRET F'''RO'''BIDDEN LEVEL".
**In one of the possible insults Strong Bad can say to Bubs, the word "arm" is misspelled as "armed."
**In viewing the sign on Bubs' Concession Stand, Strong Bad begins a sentence with "If I ever had any money" but the subtitles start it with "'''And''' if I ever had any money".
**During one comment about the banner on Marzipan's gazebo, Strong Bad says "in which case" but the word "which" was left out in the subtitles.
**As Strong Bad comments that Snake Boxer 5 is "so much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade" there is an unnecessary comma after the word "unfortunate".
**One of Bubs' lines advertising his stand has the subtitles read "Everybody wanna '''to''' buy something" for "Everybody wanna buy something".
**After Pom Pom cleans out his locker, Strong Bad will comment that Coach Z was serious when he told Pom Pom to clean out his locker, only the subtitles read "clear out his locker".
*Marzipan's mouth occasionally faces the wrong side of her head (away from Strong Bad and the direction she is facing) during conversations.
*If Marzipan's hedge is trimmed while she's inside after seeing the Homestar float ruined, she will speak to Strong Bad about the hedge but won't be there.
*if you click the calendar in Extended Play, Strong Bad says that it's "the day [he gets that] stupid party out of [his] house" when the party isn't even there.

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:HomestarRuinerBlueWallBug.jpg|thumb|Tech Shirt Glitch.]]
*If the subtitles are turned off, they will be erroneously enabled when Strong Bad checks his email. They will remain enabled afterwards until Strong Bad leaves his house, although the ''Settings'' screen will show them as '''Off'''. Toggling them on and off again under the ''Settings'' will rectify the problem.
*Sometimes the pixels on [[naked Homestar]] will be transparent. When this happens you will notice that all the pixels were covering was his shirt.
*While wearing the tech shirt near Strong Bad's house, in extended play, geometry issues will occur, resulting in what looks like a blue wall shooting out from the shirt. This also occurs in other locations in the game.
*If the Luxa Lounger is extended (when it is unextended) and the radio set to the Latin music in Extended Play, the conga line will re-form even though it won't move.
**When the Luxa Lounger is set back the conga line will disappear, but Homestar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs and the King of Town will appear where they were when the party was still going on. These characters cannot be selected, and Strong Bad can walk right through them.
*As Strong Bad wears the Homestar head, it is sometimes invisible, so you see Strong Bad grab nothing.
*During the Teen Girl Squad comic, if you kill off the other three girls before the game scene (Give So and So the book, What's Her Face the car keys, and either Cheerleader or The Ugly One the cockroach.) and the last girl the hairspray, in the game scene Basketballa will kill her with FUNDAMENTALS! and the It's Over! screen will play. However, when Strong Bad tells you your score, instead of staying on the It's Over! screen, it will revert back to the shocked Basketballa that he killed a girl.

==== Wii Version ====
*If widescreen mode is turned on, talking to Coach Z in extended play results in the game freezing, requiring a hard reset. In addition, many of the cut scenes that play throughout the game will sometimes freeze, also requiring a hard reset.
*After Strong Bad plays [[Snake Boxer 5]], the background changes from the TV to the Computer Room before resuming Strong Bad's Standing-up animation.
*If the game is saved while in the photo booth while wearing a shirt and then immediately turned off, then when you start only the collar of the shirt will be visible.
*If you repeatedly press B during the ending cutscene/credits, you will teleport to the Computer Room. You can move the pointer during this period, but you cannot do anything and must reset.
*While the people are throwing a party at Strong Bad's house, you can go through The King of Town's body while he's eating [[pizza]]. If you try to take a picture of Strong Bad through the King of Town's body, the game will freeze, forcing you to do a hard reset.
*When the King of Town is presenting the trophy to Strong Bad after winning the race, the game will freeze, forcing the player to do a hard reset. This only occurs in widescreen.
*If you delete all the emails and then undelete them, the first email (the one Strong Bad is answering in the game) will not be shown in the inbox and the trash will still indicate that there is an email in there even when it is empty. This is solved by restarting the game.

==== PC Version ====
*Occasionally Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Strong Sad or Strong Bad's eyes are not visible upon entering an area. The same may also occur with Strong Mad and Marzipan's mouth.
*Sometimes, when you start up the game, part of it it will go offscreen and reappear on the screens other side (e.g. the menu's top part being on the bottom of the screen and the bottom of the menu on the top screen portion.)

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar previously called his butt a "[[Glossary#T|twees]]" in [[lady fan]]. Also, Strong Bad mentions himself being a pain in the twees while looking at the "Nuisance Trophy".
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "party" matches his pronunciation in [[nightlife]].
*Homestar mentions [[cake]] jugglers.
*Marzipan has previously written a [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] stating that she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].
*Strong Bad mentions a [[French]] guy.
*This is another appearance of a [[cardboard box]].
*Strong Bad's song about you not being able to handle his [[style]] is a reference to [[modeling]].
*"Thoughts on a [[Bird]]" from [[Audition with Marzipan]] and [[The Luau]] plays at Marzipan's house.
*An ad for the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] plays on the TV in the basement.
*The music of "The Cheat's assorted Latin Rhythms" was first heard in [[pet show]].
*When hiding behind the King of Town's statue in the hall of records, Strong Bad lists the features of "Stealth Strong Bad", an imaginary action figure made by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Toys]].
*References to Strong Bad's [[style]] are made throughout the game.
*The music on the email menu is a remix of the music from the game show scenes in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad can wear [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's "Pants"]].
**Additionally, Strong Bad can change his own pants.
*This introductory sequence features an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
**The video game title he mumbles is [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The music that plays in [[The Field]] comes from "A Grade A Gray Day" in [[fan club]].
*A poster for [[the Municipality]] can be found on the back of the lockers. The Municipality logo also appears on the Lappy screen just before the end credits.
*Strong Bad carves one of the hedges into the shape of [[Trogdor]].
**Occasionally in Snake Boxer 5's forbidden mode, when using the fire breath attack, Strong Bad will shout "Burninate!"
*This is another appearance of [[showering]].
*The main music heard at the House of the Brothers Strong is taken from the bar scene in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When the King of Town gives Strong Bad the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, the music from [[Population Tire]] can be heard briefly.
*When you first enter the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|living room]] the same music from [[do over]], [[Date Nite]], the Easter egg from [[Play Date]], and [[love poems]] plays.
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the opening of the email [[candy product]].
*The [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] can be seen on top of the messy pile over Strong bad's bed.
*While showering, Homestar sings the "Independent Girl" song from [[One Two, One Two]].
*When Strong Bad jumps into The King of Town's vent he says [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]
*At the party, when Coach Z falls out the window, he exclaims "[[Fall Float Parade|I regret everything!]]"
*The loading screen's fading purple background is taken from the ending of [[retirement]].
*After putting on the Championship belt, Strong Bad will mention the Sizzle Weight belt and the Jack-Em Up Kid, which is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The voice of the newscaster heard on the TV is the same voice as the [[Cold Ones]] spokesperson in [[business trip]] and [[buried]], the [[Blubb-O's]] spokesperson in [[nightlife]] and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], and Marzipan's questionable surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*The hedge that Strong Bad clips in Marzipan's yard closely resembles Homestar in [[fan club]].
*The flashback theme for [[The DNA Evidence]] plays while Strong Bad is outside the King of Town's castle.
*When Strong Bad first dons his Homestar disguise, his impersonation includes naming the sections of the [[Main Pages]].
*When Homestar is practicing in the locker room, he sometimes says "Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me now." This is structured the same as a line from the commercial in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The theme music from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] plays when inside [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*The football music from [[Toikey TV]] plays at the Track.
*The music for [[action figure]] is played during the [[Contests|Race to the End of the Race]].
*When What's-Her-Face receives the car keys, her car "[[StrongBadZone|a-splodes]]".
*When What's-Her-Face's car "a-splodes", there is an appearance by two gangsters, one of whom bears a striking resemblance to Harvax XVII, the boss of [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_9|Level 9]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Homestar used [[Total Load]] to make a smoothie in [[alternate universe]].
*Stratergery is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of strategy and surgery.
*During Homestar's stay at the House of the Brothers Strong, he would occasionally ask himself whether despair has one "[[g]]" or two.
*During Strong Bad's conversation with Strong Sad, they refer to their [[parents]].

=== Real-World References ===
*In the Wii version's banner animation, Strong Bad loads the file "CG4AP101.wad". [http://www.wiibrew.org/wiki/WAD_files WAD files] are the package format that stores program data and other files that WiiWare and Virtual Console games (as well as other Wii channels) use.
*When Homestar is on the phone with Marzipan, the way he says, "Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes? Noo! Yes. Yes?" is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Abe Lincoln Must Die!|episode 4]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max Season One]]'', where Sam answers a phone with the Commissioner and says that in the same way.
**Additionally, the music which plays when Strong Bad acquires bonus items and trophies is ''Item Get'' from [[Wikipedia:Reality 2.0|episode 5]] of the same season.
* When investigating the stands near the track Strong Bad mentions the stands being emptier than a Stryper concert. [[Wikipedia:Stryper|Stryper]] was a Christian metal band from the '80s.
*When Strong Bad attempts to pick up the hurdle after the first run of the Race to the End of the Race, he claims that it must be made of some very heavy metal, and lists several materials he thinks it could be made of, including "black sabbath". [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] was a heavy metal band which had great influence on the genre.
*After trimming the hedge near Bub's Concession Stand, having Strong Bad look at it leads him to call it "the [[Gibson Flying V|flying V]]". This is an actual guitar made by [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson Guitar Corp.]] The hedge's shape is also accurate to the Gibson Flying V.
*Throughout most of the game, Strong Bad's fridge contains only a single jar of mayonnaise. In [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|''Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis'']], another point-and-click adventure game, Indiana Jones had only a single jar of mayonnaise in his fridge.
*Bubs will tell Strong Bad to "stay gold" after ending conversation. This is a reference to the book [[Wikipedia:The Outsiders|The Outsiders]] when the main character, Ponyboy, is told to "stay gold" from his friend.
*Strong Bad's [[DELETED|Deleted]] line, "Survey Says...DELETED!", is a reference to the popular game show [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]].
*If Coach Z discovers the Total Load in Pom Pom's locker before Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing career back together, he cries out "[[Wikipedia:Cypress Hill|Cypress Hill!]]". This may also refer to his fondness for hip-hop music.
*After giving Marzipan the chocolates, Strong Bad says he gave her some "[[Wikipedia: Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Ma-Chocolates]]".
*When he collects all four trophies, Strong Bad speaks in a manner similar to the Count from [[Sesame Street]].
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the line "Check, Check one. Sibilance" spoken by Barry (Tom Hanks) while conducting a microphone check for the band Aerosmith, before their performance in a ''Wayne's World'' sketch in a 1990 episode of ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The "Jane Austentaceous Chamber Music Jam" CD (the third one in the See Dee Spinner) is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]], who wrote books set in nineteenth century England, when chamber music was common.
**Strong Mad's line just after turning on the CD for the first time is a reference to Austen's most famous book, [[Wikipedia:Pride and Prejudice|Pride and Prejudice]]. Mr. Darcy is a main character in the story.
*At the party, when complimenting Coach Z, Strong Bad speaks some Swedish, ending with "Bork, Bork, Bork", one of the many Mock-Swedish words said by [[Wikipedia:The Muppets|The Muppets' Swedish Chef]].
*When Strong Bad hides behind the bonsai bush in the King of Town's Castle, he says [[Wikipedia:It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown|"It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown"]].
*When kicking The Cheat into the dryer, The Cheatspeak is [[Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_(House_of_Strong)#The_Cheat|subtitled as ''Wii?'']].
*One of Strong Bad's metal detector finding comments contains the phrase, "I hope it's a-bubblin' crude." This is a reference to the theme song from the television show "[[Wikipedia: Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]", where Jed Clampett strikes it rich by finding "a-bubblin' crude" oil.
*When Strong Bad walks near Homestar Runner at the field, one of the things he is chanting is "I must, I must, I must improve my bust," a reference to the young adult novel ''[[Wikipedia:Are You There_God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
*When Strong Sad comments on his asthma after Strong Bad looks at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Bad replies with "Sucks to your asmar!", which is a quote from the book ''[[Wikipedia:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]]''.
*When seen and questioned about using hedge shears on the Homestar float by Marzipan, Strong Bad responds, "I'm giving him [[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|a shave? and a haircut? two bits?]]".
*Strong Bad exclaiming "Shape of a moron!" whenever he puts on his Homestar costume, and "Luxa Lounger powers, activate!" whenever he reclines the Luxa Lounger, is a parody of the exclamations the [[Wikipedia:Wonder Twins|Wonder Twins]] make whenever they transform.
*While Homestar is in the locker room he will occasionally say [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|"No whammies... no whammies... no whammies..."]].
*While preparing for the race on the field, Homestar might start humming the theme music of ''[[Wikipedia:Chariots of Fire|Chariots of Fire]]''.
*Just before finding Homestar on his couch, Strong Bad mentions that he "didn't even have to use my [[Wikipedia:AK-47|AK]]", a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:It Was a Good Day|It Was A Good Day]].
*Strong Bad's acceptance speech is lifted almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:Lou Gehrig|Lou Gehrig's farewell address]] at Yankee Stadium in 1939. The address was immortalized in the movie ''Pride of the Yankees'': "Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the earth."
*When Strong Bad gets the plunger in The K.O.T's Castle, he says "By the Power of.. Brownskull!" This refers to [[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]] when the young warrior calls out "By the power of Grayskull!"
*The prize for the Race to the End of the Race is the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by [[Wikipedia:Lemon Demon|Lemon Demon]] that became a highly popular Flash cartoon.
*One of Coach Z's exclamations mentions Olympian [[Wikipedia: Bruce Jenner|Bruce Jenner]], who was a renowned track-and-field star.
*When caught by The Poopsmith every other time, Strong Bad will say, "Oh crunchberries." Crunch Berries is a variation of the cereal [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]].
*If the King of Town eats the box of Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts and walks away before Marzipan answers the door, Strong Bad would curse this by saying, "Rassa, fassa, King of Town! Grumble, mumble..." This references the snickering dog [[Wikipedia:Muttley|Muttley]], who would grumble about the abusiveness of his boss, [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[The Municipality]]'s prominence in the second SBCG4AP episode, [[Strong Badia the Free]] is foreshadowed when their poster appears in the locker room and when their logo appears on the [[Lappy 486]]'s monitor at the end.
**The next episode's events are further foreshadowed in extended play, when The King of Town threatens to tax Strong Bad.
*The [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|intro song]] mentions that Strong Bad's style shines like "An imploding star... a burning car". A puzzle in [[Baddest of the Bands]] features both an imploding star and a burning car, as noted by Strong Bad.
**Additionally, the same line in the song is used as a hint in the game, albeit with the two subjects swapped over.
*Also in Baddest of the Bands asks Coach Z where are the throphies he won in the episode which Coach Z had sold for two bucks. Strong Bad also comment about the showers smelling "Homestar onion soup" in reference in a puzzle in the episode
*Strong Bad "winning" the Jela-Ton would be followed up with the receipt of ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder'' in [[8-Bit is Enough]].
*Episode 5's conclusion has Strong Bad mumbling about ''RhinoFeeder'' in his sleep, just like in this game's introduction.

== External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:homestarruiner|Official episode webpage]]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay1|Watch the gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
**[http://telltale.vo.llnwd.net/o15/videos/sbcg4ap/homestar101/homestar101gameplay.flv FLV video file for "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay2|Watch the second gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[YouTube:wCGdWBRgMIQ|YouTube mirror of the older version of the first gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-337|Read May 14, 2008 press release about "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/homestarruiner/walkthrough Read a bare-bones walkthrough of "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[forum:14052|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner" trailer]]
*[[forum:14627|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep1homestarruiner Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html Strategy Informer review]
*[http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/read.php?article=sb11 Mix 'n Mojo review]
*[http://adventuregamers.com/article/id,904/ Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/review-strong-b.html Wired review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/08/11/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner/2695 GameCyte review]
*[http://vooks.net/modules.php?module=reviews&id=251 Vooks review]
*[http://www.gamezine.co.uk/reviews/game-types/adventure-games/strong-bad’s-cool-game-attractive-people-–-episode-1-homestar-ruiner-review-pc--$1235827.htm Gamezine.co.uk review]
*[http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/11/wii-fanboy-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Wii Fanboy review]
*[http://www.nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1218470528 Nintendojo review and interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=multimodule&tag=multimodule;picks;img;1 GameSpot review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/strongbad/ Video Game Generation review]
*[http://pc.ign.com/articles/898/898028p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1284 Gamersmark review]
*[http://www.vgblogger.com/?p=3602 VGBlogger review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/08/strong_bad_episode_1_homestar_ruiner Wii Ware World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102553/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&id_rubrique=1&type=article&id_article=184 Hardcore Gamer review]
*[http://www.n-europe.com/review.php?rid=396 N-Europe review]
*[http://www.zentendo.com/reviews.php?articleId=406&page=1 Zentendo review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode1homestarruinerreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=11781 Jolt Online Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_1_homestar_r1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/61-20587/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://kotaku.com/5035418/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner-review Kotaku review]
*[http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/08/11/4cr-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ 4 Color Rebellion review]
*[http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/11/review-strongbads-cool-game/ The BBPS review]
*[http://www.mywii.com.au/FeaturedReview.aspx?id=798 MyWii.com.au review]
*[http://www.games32.com/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-(PC)-Reviews/p2000_articleid/750 Games32 review]
*[http://www.frictionlessinsight.com/archives/2008/08/strong-bads-coo-1.html Frictionless Insight review]
*[http://www.aeropause.com/2008/08/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-review-pc/ Aeropause review]
*[http://modern-gamer.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=320&Itemid=1 Modern Gamer review]
*[http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-320-Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-Review.html Gamers Daily News review]
*[http://www.teletext.co.uk/gamecentral/features-reviews/75cc4891433da80e4e235bc7dea1104d/Strong+Bad+Episode+1+(Wii).aspx Teletext GameCentral review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/398/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Senor

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{{about|misuse of the Spanish word "Señor"}} {{for|blue [[storybook character]]|Señor}} {{for|mortgage broker and used car salesman|Senor Cardgage}}

[[Image:Mister Senor Sir.PNG|thumb|"Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?"]]
The word '''senor''' is a common misuse of the [[Spanish]] word "señor". The difference in pronunciation comes from the lack of a [[Wikipedia:Tilde|tilde]] over the '''n''' — with the tilde, the word is pronounced "seh-nyor", and translates to "Mister" or "Sir" in English. Without the tilde, the word is pronounced "seh-nor" and has no particular meaning.

One of the original [[storybook characters]] was named [[Señor]]. This character's name is almost always spelled correctly (with the tilde) each time it has appeared in print, and it has also been pronounced correctly (as "seh-nyor") by both [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Prince of Town]]. This shows that Strong Bad does indeed know how to pronounce "señor", as recently as the email [[origins]].

In the email [[kind of cool]], [[Strong Sad]] refers to [[Senor Cardgage]] as "Seh-nyor" Cardgage, pronouncing his name in the same way as above. However, Strong Bad then pronounces his name as "Seh-nor", and he has been doing so ever since. He also consistently spells the name without the tilde. Senor Cardgage uses the word "senor" himself, thus proving that this is his official name. This has even given rise to a spoof holiday, [[Senorial Day]].

Regardless of Senor Cardgage's name, Strong Bad shows a more general trend of using "senor" in other contexts as well. For example, in the email [[pop-up]], he refers to himself as "Senor Muybueno" (which loosely translates to "Mr. Verygood"). Given his vaguely Mexican heritage, this seems particularly ironic. He also claims to have crashed his fair share of "senor proms" in [[senior prom]].

In [[Baddest of the Bands]] Strong Bad calls the [[FunMachine]] "Senor FunMachine"

[[Category:Name running gags]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}
===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}
===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}
===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

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2009-06-06T06:47:01Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: One more

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<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63 =</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64 =</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65 =</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66 =</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67 =</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68 =</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69 =</includeonly> "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the [[Most in the Graveyard|graveyard train]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70 =</includeonly> "[[Rock Opera (karaoke)|I'm pleasant!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy [[for kids|tote bag]]?!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72 =</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73 =</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74 =</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75 =</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76 =</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77 =</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from [[Strong Badia the Free|yesteryear!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner [[Strong Badia the Free|again]]?!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one [[Strong Badia the Free|big round one]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "I'm the long way back from [[Strong Badia the Free|naptime]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 86 =</includeonly> "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like [[Strong Badia the Free|paradise]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 87 =</includeonly> "Here comes the [[Strong Badia the Free|Yogurt Patrol]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 88 =</includeonly> "I left my bacon at the [[Strong Badia the Free|tennis patch]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 89 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local [[Strong Badia the Free|Leroy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 90 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Itch Machine ]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 91 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Iguanodon]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 92 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Insurance]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 93 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Incorporated]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 94 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Insomniacs]]!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

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'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
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<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78 =</includeonly> "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> "AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|Raaerr]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the [[Most in the Graveyard|graveyard train]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! [[Most in the Graveyard|A-way-way-way-waa]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> "[[Rock Opera (karaoke)|I'm pleasant!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup [[Strong Badia the Free|from yesteryear!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner [[Strong Badia the Free|again]]?!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one [[Strong Badia the Free|big round one]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 86 =</includeonly> "I'm the long way back from [[Strong Badia the Free|naptime]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 87 =</includeonly> "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like [[Strong Badia the Free|paradise]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 88 =</includeonly> "Here comes the [[Strong Badia the Free|Yogurt Patrol]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 89 =</includeonly> "I left my bacon at the [[Strong Badia the Free|tennis patch]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 90 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Itch Machine ]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 91 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Iguanodon]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 92 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Insurance]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 93 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Incorporated]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 94 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Insomniacs]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 95 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy [[for kids|tote bag]]?!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:homsarquote

2009-06-01T17:21:04Z

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<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| 77 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
#Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
#Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
#Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78 =</includeonly> "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> "AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|Raaerr]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the [[Most in the Graveyard|graveyard train]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! [[Most in the Graveyard|A-way-way-way-waa]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> "[[Rock Opera (karaoke)|I'm pleasant!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup [[Strong Badia the Free|from yesteryear!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner [[Strong Badia the Free|again]]?!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one [[Strong Badia the Free|big round one]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 86 =</includeonly> "I'm the long way back from [[Strong Badia the Free|naptime]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 87 =</includeonly> "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like [[Strong Badia the Free|paradise]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 88 =</includeonly> "Here comes the [[Strong Badia the Free|Yogurt Patrol]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 89 =</includeonly> "I left my bacon at the [[Strong Badia the Free|tennis patch]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 90 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Itch Machine ]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 91 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Iguanodon]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 92 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Insurance]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 93 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Incorporated]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 94 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Insomniacs]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 95 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy [[for kids|tote bag]]?!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:homsarquote

2009-06-01T17:20:18Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: 95 Homsar quotes the ones from the SBCG4AP episodes might need to be attached only to the 3D Homsar pictures in his page

<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| 77 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
#Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
#Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
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<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78 =</includeonly> "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> "AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|Raaerr]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the [[Most in the Graveyard|graveyard train]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! [[Most in the Graveyard|A-way-way-way-waa]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> "[[Rock Opera (karaoke)|I'm pleasant!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup [[Strong Badia the Free|from yesteryear!]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner [[Strong Badia the Free|again]]?!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one [[Strong Badia the Free|big round one]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 86 =</includeonly> "I'm the long way back from [[Strong Badia the Free|naptime]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 87 =</includeonly> "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like [[Strong Badia the Free|paradise]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 88 =</includeonly> "Here comes the [[Strong Badia the Free|Yogurt Patrol]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 89 =</includeonly> "I left my bacon at the [[Strong Badia the Free|tennis patch]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 90 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Itch Machine ]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 91 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Iguanodon]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 92 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Insurance]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 93 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Incorporated]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 94 =</includeonly> "[[for kids|Insomniacs]]?!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 95 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy [[for kids|tote bag]]?!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:homsarquote

2009-06-01T14:11:58Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: undid revision 652582;

<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| 77 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
#Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
#Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
#Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:homsarquote

2009-06-01T14:10:43Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: undid revision 652583;

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This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
#Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
#Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
#Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78=</includeonly> "DAaAaAaAaA! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:homsarquote

2009-06-01T13:49:08Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| 78 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
#Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
#Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
#Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78=</includeonly> "DAaAaAaAaA! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>

</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude>
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:homsarquote

2009-06-01T13:48:42Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| 77 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''
#Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
#Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
#Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly>  <noinclude></pre>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63=</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64=</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 65=</includeonly>  The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 66=</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 67=</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 68=</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 69=</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 70=</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 71=</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 72=</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 73=</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 74=</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 75=</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 76=</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 77=</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 78=</includeonly> "DAaAaAaAaA! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude>

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==Quotes==
I'm not happy with the "Homsar Quotes" section. It's not uniform, it's not objective and it's not needed. Who's with me? --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]

Not me- I think all main characters should have it, especially Homsar! -- [[User:Asploder|Asploder]]

There. Deleted Homsar Quotes, got rid of all the quotes on his page. He already has his own little section in Quotes. He isn't ''that'' special. He needs only one page of quotes, just like everyone else. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]-[[User_Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

Do we realy need the MSN Orbit page of the guy who emailed Strong Bad? It doesn't even mantion Homsar!

Have to tell ya, this article is in need of serious rewrite. [[User:213.169.4.137|213.169.4.137]] 07:25, 20 Nov 2004 (MST)
:Where is that list of quotes anyway, just want to see em and add em if you forgot some.--The quill, the page, ly-ric, ram-page 11:31, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

== Re-Write Is Definitely Re-Right ==

This does need re-writing, it says that "Hi, Wonder Mike!" is "One of the few references to pop culture on H*R", when the whole freaking site references pop culture! Please delete that line, someone, it is really bugging me.
This is a wiki, why don't you remove it? [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 14:04, 11 Mar 2005 (MST)

:Why don't you? [[User:70.44.146.95|70.44.146.95]] 03:45, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== A Song From The Sixties? ==

Can anyone come up with song references from Homsar's speeches? 'Gravy train' could be a reference to Pink Floyd's 'Have a Cigar' but maybe it's just some of his home-spun wisdom. Also, not a direct quote, but 'a million ladies tall' feels sort of like 'half a century high' ala Phil Ochs. Just some random stabs here, it seemed a lot more cohesive in my mind.
:"Gravy Train" is a common phrase meaning getting a lot of money (or something along those lines. Also, Have a Cigar was written in 1975, so it's clearly not a song from the sixties.

[[TTATOT]]. [[User:70.44.146.95|70.44.146.95]] 03:46, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== Move? ==

I think this article should be renamed Homsar (Character). The email article should be moved to Homsar (email).
--[[User:ZekeMacNeil|ZekeMacNeil]] 23:43, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

:We actually used to have the articles titled that way. Then we changed it to the current setup. The titles you mentioned redirect accordingly.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:25, 16 Jan 2005 (MST)

== A Hypothesis About Homsar's Behavior ==

I have a hypothesis concerning why Homsar behaves the way he does.

I believe that Homsar was drafted and sent to Vietnam in the late sixties ("I'm a song from the sixties." could be a reference to this because many songs in the sixties were about the war in Vietnam) and there he witnessed some horrible things that resulted in a dreadful case of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). To escape his flashbacks after retuning home he began taking copious amounts of LSD and rapidly became psychologically dependant on it. After a decade or so of this heavy use, Homsar cleaned himself up; but the side effects from the long-term LSD use compounded by his PTSD cause him to be detached from reality much to this day in the form of incorrect visual identification of objects, mental incongruity, and flashbacks to Vietnam (explaining Homsar's frequent screaming episodes).

Some might argue with me about my analysis, saying that Homsar is simply retarded. I admit to you that this might be tempting to say, but if he were truly retarded many of the pop culture references Homsar makes would be near impossible because most forms of retardation limit the individual's vocabulary for such things; and furthermore, retardation does not often result in rampant grammatical structure disjunction and word misapplication, as seen in Homsar's case, especially when compared to the symptoms seen in long-term LSD ex-users.

Submitted By: Eli Mann

:I know you thought of some big words and obviously spent some time on this, but really- it's just a cartoon. Not everything needs an explanation. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

::Exactly. Interesting hypothesis, but it's a freakin' cartoon!

Course homsar could be based on a figure in the Brother's Chap's life that had those same syndroms.
Wedge Antilles

Interesting but unlikely. Homsar is just the standard gibberish-spouting idiot that all cartoons have. [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]

Wow. You really must have thought this out. If people look at this page, they can marvel at it. -Alice

I'm a be an agree: This is pretty unlikely. You sure did spend some good thinking time on it, though. What, did you get bored during math class? :) --[[User:65.31.46.157|65.31.46.157]] 23:15, 20 May 2005 (UTC)

Wow, you've got too much time on your hands man, it's a cartoon for pete's sake. Besides, this isn't all too likely. He's probably just really weird, I know a dude who acts pretty similar to him in real life. -Ryan

Come on, guys. It's obvious. He's actually a genius that's just trying to hide his true identity by making himself look like a complete moron. It's that simple. -Neverending Soda

My theory is that the head trauma he suffered from the weight dropping on his head gave him some sort of weird amnesiac condition. Check out my full theory [[Wikipedia:Talk:Homsar|here]]! I command you! --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 09:14, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

You're all wrong, Homsar has schizophrenia! --[[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]]

Look, cut the guy some slack. This is a discussion page on an obscure article in the Homestar Runner Wiki - clearly, everyone here has too much time on their hands. Kudos on coming up with a plausible theory, Eli. --[[User:mayosolo|mayosolo]] 04:08, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:I'll second this sentiment. Nobody who chats about or looks up Homsar in a fansite wiki, for goodness sakes, has a right to talk! Besides, Homsar is an enigma, floating between the intelligible and the random, like a dream. I say he is a being of great power for this. Regardless, he begs this sort of exploration! -Shufei

You got it all wrong. Homsar is a jar of mayonase from the sixties that got left out next to the TV (hense the constant references to old shows) and witnessed the goings on of the kitchen (thus being raised by a cup of coffee). The mayo spoiled and some odd bacteria gegan to grow on it, eventualy evolving into a half-sentient being that can walk and talk, albeit strangely. Given a few centuries, he may hope to attain Homestar's level of inteligence. --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 13:54, 21 Jul 2005 (PDT)

*I like the mayonaisse theory, but I consider Homsar to be the same thing that Homestar is. Whatever that is, they apparently seem to be the same creature. That's kind of like Superman and that oddball supervillian that was also from Krypton.

I agree about the Heavy Lourde being Homsar's problem, but I believe it's just brain and/or spinal cord damage, considering it fell on his head.
-Mortacai

I Think The [[Heavy Lourde|Lourde]] Caused It, Too. It Fell Right On Top Of Him And Gave Hm A Serious Body Blow. He Still [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Couldn't Feel His Legs]] After Four Months! I'm Surprised It Didn't [[stunt double|Screw Up]] Strong Sad. -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

Maybe Homsar's just not too intelligent.My friend says this quote by Homsar-"Iiiii was raised by a cup of coffee."--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 02:19, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak

If something actually caused Homsar to become nonsensical, it would probably have been the [[Heavy Lourde]]. I kind of doubt [[TBC]] would have such a complicated reason for it; he either suffered brain damage from the Lourde, or he's just your standard insane cartoon character. [[User:74.119.26.14|74.119.26.14]] 20:06, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. Or maybe he's just a born idiot. Ever think about that? Or maybe he escaped from an insane asylum. Also, you wouldn't be that smart if you were raised by a cup of coffee! [[User:Andtrogdorcomesinthenight|AND TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]] 18:16, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll bet there are hundreds of possible explanations for homsar, if you really want to try to think of them. There should really be some kinda contest on that.
[[User:The Big Eye|The Big Eye]] 01:42, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Its really that Homsar is an exaggerated homestar. Homestar has a poor grasp of reality, and Homsar has amost no grasp of reality. This also explains his accent and looks.

That theory must have taken a lot of time and I wouldn't be able ti come up with one like that. It's complicated but make sense and I think it's true. {{unsigned|71.201.63.185|22:32, 12 March 2008}}
i agree with Eli Mann --[[User:Joemll|joe aka joemll]] 16:27, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

homsar perfectly fits as being severely autistic, i have dealt with people like that, he fits the behavior patterns well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

It seems fairly likely that Homsar is in reality a super-intelligent, super-powerful, multi-dimensional being who simply appears imcomprehensible to people in our dimension, somewhat like the Superman villain Mr. Mxyzptlk. This interpretation seems reasonable, given his portrayal in Strong Badia the Free and his numerous superhuman abilities.

== homsar.com ==

I don't think this should be listed as "may or may not be by the Brothers Chaps". I checked it out on archive.org, and until February of last year it was a blog site entitled "Home Of My Stories And Rants". I wouldn't be surprised if they shut down after they got a lot of misdirected attention from their name, which would explain why the site now just says "go away"

:I've removed this from the article. A [http://www.whois.sc/homsar.com quick WHOIS] confirms it clearly isn't The Brothers Chaps.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 11:16, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

* We're not shut down, we just took a different direction. -John from homsar.com

== Sensical Stuffs ==

I think this page should have a list of all the stuff Homsar's said that makes sense, like "Uh, yeah, what eeys eet, Strong Bay-ad?" and "I do as ah'm told." for example. What do you guys think? [[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]
* No, I don't. It's arguable if what much of Homsar says makes sense (For instance, I think "I do as I'm told" is just Homsarish gibberish despite the fact that it makes some sense in context), and this isn't a page for Homsar quotes—aside from his character transcript (which EVERY character has) this is just a biography page. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 17:23, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*Plus, everything that Homsar says is in completly perfect grammatical form. All of his sentences are complete and, albeit a bit weird, are normal. [[User:Stramstar Hummer|Stramstar Hummer]]

== Closed STUFF ==

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=== Homsar Winner? ===
{{stufffact|The idea of Homsar may not have just originated from bad spelling. There is a noticeable resemblance between Homsar and [[Homeschool Winner]]. Homsar may or may not have evolved from this character.}}
{{stuffverdict|07:15, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)|00:47, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)|overwhelmingly declined|15|5|Homsar}}

== What happened? ==

Diddn't we used to have a list of everything Homsar has said? It can't be that hard to maintain, as he has only had 24 appearences to date.--[[User:RatherAnnoying|RatherAnnoying]]

:We ''used'' to, but it was decided that just because he doesn't speak normally doesn't mean he deserves a separate section on his character page. See the conversation at the top of this page. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 20:02, 21 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Talk moved from deleted article: "Homsar's Bowler Hat" ==
Does this have any real significance?
-tapd260

sorta i think --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 02:14, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

This is becoming a new '''Coach Z's Z''' {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}}

Agreed. '''Delort'''. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 16:37, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Nowaynowaynowaynowaynowaynoway this is awesome.--{{User:Darklinkskywalker/DLSsignature}} 18:16, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

If it was baleeted I would just go and make another one along with a new Coach Z's Z. Haw Haw.

:Uh, that would not be proper. Is everything okay Darklinkskywaker?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:24, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Why delteat this? Just merge it with Homsar's article. -[[Giranan]]

If anything, this page should be deleted because it states something that is speculation as fact - how do we know Homsar's hat has a mind of it's own? - Grover Junior

I'm with Giranan. This hardly needs it's own article. '''Merge'''. ---[[User:mihoshi|mihoshi]] 13:38, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

This is an important part to one of the funniest characters on the website. Keep. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

I think it's cute. Let's keep it. Besides, it wouldn't do any good to delete it as Giranan said. --[[User:SaikoRoxi|SaikoRoxi]] 10:15 PM, July 22, 2005

I'd go with a merge, except I disagree that it "has a mind of its own," because it always seems to follow a particular logic to its flight paths (or orbit) from and back to Homsar's head. I think it usually "takes flight" when Homsar is trying to emphasize something, which is pretty much every time he says anything. Anyway, the hat is an integral part of the character, but probably doesn't need its own page. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|The Smoking Monkey]] 17:43, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Oh, come on! Homsar's hat deserves 12 pages! Homsar himself deserves his own wiki!

I sincerely think that this page must not be deleted! This is Homsar's Hat! I mean, the fact that the hat goes flying everywhere is so cool! If an item on Homestar runner has been shown once, and then never even mentioned again, there is no need to even post it! However, Homsar's Hat has been shown with Homsar every single time he is seen on the site! Taking a page about Homsar's hat off this site is like taking Homsar's hat away from him on the official site!

Signed,

DarkMario

No. We've removed pages for individual clothing items before, if only BECAUSE they appear pretty much every time the character in question appears, meaning every single word can be moved over to the (more relevant) character article. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:10, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:True that and a half. '''Merge.''' — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:12, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

There is no reason this needs it's own article. If not deleted, it shold be merged. Does Homestar's eyes have it's on article? NO! It's merged. ''MERGE''--[[User:bkmlb|bkmlb]]

== Examples in Biography? ==

Okay, this is coming up fairly consistently in the Biography, so I wanted to pose a question to the people who run the show around here: Do we need specific examples of oddness in interacting with Homsar in his biography? For example, is it appropriate to point out that Homsar called Strong Sad "That Rhinoceros", and quoting Strong Bad's comment about Homsar in [[interview]]?

:I think the [[Nicknames|nickname]] could be found on the page that follows its name. As for the latter, I don't think we need mention that. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 00:04, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::On questions of content, ''you'' are one of the people who run the show around here. You know that, right? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:06, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::Yeah, I understand how a wiki works. :) I was referring to those of you with more experience enforcing Wiki standards. Remember, I'm still new here, and this was a grey area. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:08, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::Well, to answer your specific question, I don't see what harm that info is doing, and it adds a little color. You should probably wait till you get a few replies before considering a question answered. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:09, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::Huh... so much for consistency. I remember making several edits similar to that in different articles, and most of them were reverted immediately. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:12, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::I guess more importantly, I've seen a lot of similar edits get reverted for one reason or another. My reason for changing the line about "That Rhinoceros" was to clarify that Homsar SOMETIMES does refer to other characters by their real names, and I felt the best way to write that was to say "He refers to other characters by random nicknames from time to time". Also, the "conversations" example seemed redundant and unnecessary to me, and like I said, I've seen things like that get zapped pretty consistently in the past. That's why I brought this up. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:16, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::I'm not sure the version of the page I reverted to is the best one. All I'm saying is that, as long as you've asked for input, you should give people a chance to respond. It might turn out that more people want that stuff gone than want it kept. Consistency is a tricky thing around here, because it all depends on what you ask and, probably more importantly, when you ask and ''whom'' you ask. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::::::By the way, other than when he was introduced, when has Homsar called someone by their given name? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:18, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], when he thanks Marzipan for the flowers. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:21, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::::Wow. I just listened to that, and Homsar was so... ''normal'' sounding. Weird. But you gotta consider the context: that answering machine was released when the Strong Bad Emails were still in single digits, and was only Homsar's second appearance—before his personality was developed at all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:04, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::::Wow. All this discussion because I put examples in Homsar's Biography? Trippy. I just thought it would be nice to have some specific times he is being strange rather than just stating it. Just saying someone is wierd isn't nearly as effective as citing examples, but that's just my opinion. In response to It's Dot Com, yeah, Homsar does sound way too normal in that answering machine. He's almost...intelligable. Freaky. Anyway, just stating my reasons. thanks! {{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}} 01:24, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::::::Heya Jeff. Just wanted to make sure you didn't feel like I was trying to pick on you there - I wasn't. I guess we just disagree on the specific-examples idea, so I was posing the question to a larger audience. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 19:19, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

== Up-side Down ==
I just realized. Homsar's stood upside-down twice in the Field before! His character video, and A Folky Tale! A coupla more times and we's gots a running gag! [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]]
:He also stood on the top of the screen in [[Halloween Fairstival]], but it's more an element of his character than a running gag. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

==separate pages==
I dont know where to put this, so I'll just put this here.
<center>WE NEED A SEPERATE PAGE FOR CHARACTER VIDEOS</center>
It looks messy how it is right now, not just on Homsars page, but on all the other characters' pages. The fun facts seem a bit out of place on the characters pages, but they'd fit just fine on a character videos page. Anyone with me? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:37, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
:I don't think we need separate pages. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:50, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

I TOTOALLY agree. seperate pages. - [[User:Lopolo42|lopolo42]]

== Nonsense Incarnate ==

Just opening this thread to discuss the phrase "Nonsense incarnate" (Homsar is nonsense incarnate). My understanding is that "Person is X incarnate" is grammatically correct, and that it means the concept X is embodied in Person. The most common real-life use of this phrasing I'm aware of is "Person is the Devil incarnate" - usually to refer to an unruly child, a particularly heinous criminal, etc. I have, however, NEVER heard the phrase "Person is the Devil incarnated" (past-tense). Anyone wanna discuss this? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 05:23, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's how I understand and use it. I've never heard past tense either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::The reason I brought it up is because I reverted [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar&diff=prev&oldid=226437 this edit], but I don't know for sure that the phrase "nonsense incarnated" is INcorrect. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 05:31, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I saw that edit and figured that to be the reason. I dunno if that one's incorrect, but I do know that the first one IS correct. Go with what you know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Meh, I learn something new every day. (: --[[User:Jonnny|Jonnny]] 19:31, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Being "the Devil incarnate" means you are the incarnation - that is, the human representation - of the Devil. That's the real meaning of "incarnate". To be "nonsense incarnate" means you are the flesh-version of nonsense. That is nonsense itself, clearly. Nonsense is not some entity which can take human form. There is plenty of nonsense in the H*R universe that is not embodied in Homsar, so calling him "nonsense incarnate" is somewhat of a misnomer. That said, there is a (weak) argument that the "stock phrase" can be stretched to include such non-standard things as "nonsense" in the "X incarnate" construction, but as a knowledge base I'd submit we do not want to traverse that particular path. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:09, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== Accent? ==

Does anyone think Homsar's thick southern accent should be mentioned?--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:35, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

:To me, it doesn't really sound much like a southern accent {even though I live in the south). I think Homsar just has an accent all his own. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:55, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, I live in the South as well, and I don't have that accent, but some people around me do. Anyway, southern or not, do you think it is worth mentioning? --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 20:48, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
::Nope; it's not so much an accent as a "voice," in the way that all H*R characters have distinctive voices. I seriously doubt that any particular geographical location could be linked to Homsar's speech patterns (or, if so, I wanna go there ''right now''!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 20:55, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== Hidden message ==

Why is there a hidden message in the caption for Homsar that says "DO NOT CHANGE THIS. The revert wars are getting tedious"? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:42, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, a few months ago we had a few people who went around constantly changing the captions on the pages, so we had to keep changing it back. Hence, revert war. We could probably take it down now, but whatever. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What kinda things were they changing it too? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:51, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Well, with Homsar, you know how it is. Everyone has their favourite Homsar quote. They kept changing it between 'Captain of the Gravy Train' to something else and back again. Eventually, they settled on a non-quote caption and added the little message. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Oh, OK. That's what I thought it was, but I just wanted to make sure. Thanks! {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:58, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::It was changed. I had to put it back in. I don't want to see the revert wars. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:41, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

== Homsar the SB E-Mail ==

One of my Friends, Vincent, sent that one in. Apparently when he was 10 he wanted to be called "Vinnie". now he's just plain old Vincent.Dont believe me?Ask Wagonafullapancakes.That's his Name.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 23:14, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Excuse me. I'm sorry. It's Wagon-Fulla-Pamcackes.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:44, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

==mike==
couldnt wonder mike be a reference to mike chapman????? {{User:Csours/sig}} 04:03, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
Um..maybe!Not likely but still!--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 23:09, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Thats what i thought to, like mike was controlling the camera or something, he did when homestar was intoducing you to the website.
:Nuh uh, that was [[Cherry Greg]]. --{{User:The4sword/sig}} 14:49, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

== Caption ==

Anyone else notice the caption used on the pic on this page is one of the things Homsar never actually said? He may not have been raised by a cup of coffee. But he is the captain of the gravy train. Well, that's why I'm editing the caption. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:51, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
:Well, someone changed it after you edited it. I set it to be the same as the slogan on his T-shirt (the cup of coffee). I have a bigger question, though: Why does his caption have to be static? He has a lot of good ones. What difference would it really make if we changed it once a week? Some pages get edited a lot more often than that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:35, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::Edit wars. Before the comment, several times a day the caption was changed. We don't want it again. And who shall get to decide what to change it to every week? If we are to avoid edit wars, then we'll have to form a commity, vote on it... Just leave it static. OK? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:48, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

:::Ooh! I have an out-of-the-box solution. Gimme a few minutes to work it up. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:52, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::I think I has the solution! So...what are you going to do? ???— {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Okay, on an experimental basis, I have enabled a random quote feature, based on <s>MediaWiki:HomsarQuotes (unfortunately, only sysops can edit MediaWiki pages, but we should be fine for a while)</s> [[Template:homsarquote]]. Also, if you don't like the current quote, you can press the handy "cycle quote" button at the top of this talk page. Everybody go press that button ''right now!'' Got that out of your system? Good. Now if the anonnies will just cooperate... — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:03, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Can't the cycle button be under the pic or something? That way visitors will be able to do it without knowing how to work a Wiki. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:12, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

== Speculation? ==

A new section called "Analysis of Homsar's Character" was recently added to this page. While I'm duly impressed that someone took the trouble to write this analysis, the section seems to me to be speculatory and non-encyclopedic. I didn't feel right just removing it without getting others' opinions, though. What do you all think? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:27, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

:I'm not sure either way. Yes, it is speculative, but we've allowed speculation in smaller doses elsewhere, like sbemail fun facts. And the preponderance of the preceding text paints him out to be a "little weirdo" so the few inches taken up proposing he might actually be a savant genius isn't so intrusive.

:Again, I'm not sure, but I don't think it's so bad it should be deleted. STUFF'ed, maybe. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:31, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
::Just one little note: STUFFing is only for Fun Facts. Discussions about other contents of pages usually takes place on talk pages, like is happening now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:36, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Ya, what you said. I meant, if STUFF was used for this sort of thing. I guess we simply need more input. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:51, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
I liked it, but now I see it is just another one of the theories about Homsar. I say delete if you say delete. {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:57, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:I got rid of it. It was uncohesive, largely speculative, and didn't really make a whole lot of sense. Plus the small bits of the section that ''were'' legitimate and plausible were already covered at different places on the page. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 06:13, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Psychokinesis ==

"Support for this theory is not only the fact that Homsar's hat floats whenever he speaks, but that it can float even when he isn't. "
This sentence seems very odd to me. I fully support all of the armless characters' psychokinesis (as opposed to invisible arms) but I don't see this sentence supporting it. What does it matter that his hat floats both when he is and isn't talking? [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
:I strongly disagree with psychokinesis. As just proved in [[DNA Evidence]], Homestar has invisible arms. I think the same about Homsar.--[[User:Brad|Brad]] 22:29, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
::Arms without shoulders? not possible--[[User:4.243.182.63|4.243.182.63]] 17:58, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

== Word Salads ==

Since I couldn't find the place where we discussed this previously, I'll bring it up again here. I have an issue with the Speech section stating that Homsar speaks in "word salads". The description of word salad in that section is totally correct, but I don't think it applies to Homsar's general speech. The only time I've seen word salads connected with Homsar has been in [[interview]], where Strong Bad was basically mocking Homsar with a pen puppet. "DaAa, Rightio. I think I can twice" is probably the best word salad on the site, and that was Strong Bad making that up, not Homsar actually saying it.

Generally speaking, Homsar's statements are less gibberish and more out-of-context. Aside from his first two appearances ([[homsar]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]), virtually everything he's said has made some sort of sense, but it's rare that two sentences relate to each other, or that a statement to another character matches the context of what the other character said. This isn't quite "word salad", however.

Not sure what my ultimate point with this Talk topic is, but I figured I'd bring it up anyway. :) T'would be the pride of the peaches, I'm sure. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:54, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

:The first mention I can find of it in the article is in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar&diff=76749&oldid=75741 this edit] from 2 May 2005. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:04, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

::Right. My point, though, is that Homsar does make SOME sense in some cases, whereas he doesn't in others. An example: "Hi Strong Bayad! Is that rhinoceros around?" in [[interview]] - Homsar was looking for Strong Sad, so his question makes sense. His next statement, "I'm a song from the sixties", makes no sense at all in that context, and that could qualify as a word salad. As another example, though, "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine!" in [[army]], could be a perfectly reasonable response to Homestar's call to action.

::So, to say that he speaks frequently or entirely in word salads would be incorrect, IMO - in fact, I think he tends to just have a funny way of saying things most of the time, and he uses word salads only every now and then. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 18:14, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

:::Note that Wikipedia mentions Homsar on both the [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|article]] and [[Wikipedia:Talk:Word salad (mental health)|talk page]] about word salads. I bring this up not to suggest that we necessarily follow their article, just that we take into account what they have to say and, if anything big is decided from this discussion, that the appropriate comments and/or changes be made there too. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

::::[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|I've done a detailed analysis]] on Homsar's speech patterns, and I think I've conclusively proven that Homsar does not suffer (much) from word salad. In fact, he's actually quite coherent most of the time. It seems that if he needs to, he can and does relate well to his environment, but when he doesn't need to, he's prone to saying random things - if for no other reason than just to have something to say.

::::What's everyone's opinion on posting this analysis as an official article, or posting it to this Talk page, so we can link to it from the main Homsar article without it linking to my user space? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 07:50, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

::::(PS to It's dot com: Because of this analysis, I removed the reference to Homsar from the word salad article on WP. :)) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 08:01, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

:::::I definitely think the analysis should be linked to for all to see (and build upon). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:19, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

::::::Done and done! {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 15:35, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== Need examples of wailing affecting environment ==

"...he often begins sentences by wailing "AaAAaaAAaaAAaa!". (In some cases, this wailing can seem to affect the environment around him in strange ways.)" Can we have examples here? Unfortunately I don't know of any myself. -- [[User:Xzqx|Xzqx]] 20:17, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

:[[Homsar Main Page]] is the prime example; I don't know whether there are others. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:35, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
::I did some "research" (namely clicking on the Homsar's Speech Patterns page and clicking each link and then watch the toon) and here's what I got: His Character Video, [[homsar]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[your friends]], [[interview]], Homsar Main Page, [[suntan]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] and [[for kids]]. {{User:Stongbah/sig}} 21:11, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

== Mom and Dad ==

In the DVD version of the Theme Sone Video, Homsar appears on the line ''"Homestar Runner '''Mom and Dad'''"''. Could this be a hint that Homsar is Homestar's father? I doubt it, but it's just a little point. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 22:44, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
:And he's not in the original version, because he hadn't been thought up. I think it's such a big stretch that the cats are jealous, myself. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:16, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
::I think they just needed a lyric that rhymes with "Strong Bad." Also, if Homsar is Homestar's dad, then where's his mom? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:22, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Back up a bit. The song was written WAY before the DVD video. The lyrics make sense, "Mom and Dad" are important to young kids, which Homestar is (mentally). Later, Homsar is added to the video. I highly doubt there was an intentional connection there. Likeliest, a coincidence. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:29, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
::::"Intentional connection" with what? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:33, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Uh, what we were discussing. Homsar being Homestar's dad. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:44, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

== The Homsar Runner ==
Is it just me,or does Homsar seem to be [[The Homestar Runner]]?
He resembles him quite a bit
-not-in-same-direction legs
-Shortness
-Head area
He seems to be a bit older than the others(I personally think of him as the confused old guy type)
THR seems to not be that old in his filmography,so thee Old Timeys(Scratch OTB and Sickly Sam) could still have live.

:This is what we call "stretching it" or, more descriptively, scouring the truth, and even your own opinions, for "the truth within the truth". In summarization, there's about a 99.9% chance that no, Homsar and The Homestar Runner have no relation to each other, other than Homsar is a misspelled-spinoff off of Homestar Runner, who is The Homestar Runner's present-day counterpart. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:33, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Maybe Homsar's like, a sixties version of Homestar runner. Called Homsar Runner. I mean, 1936 and 1996 have a long time in between, long enough for an additional character.

-edit- A side note on this, Homsar originated from a StrongBad email in which someone misspelled Homestar. The sentence was as follows "Dear Strong Bad, If you hate Homsar so much why don't you just kill him?", in which they proceeded to a clip of a new charater called Homsar with a striking resmblence to Homestar Runner, with obvious differences. He was created as a joke on a fan's spelling and just stuck with the cast.

Also in the old timey cartoons the character is an old black and white version of Homester Runner, not Homsar.

== Word Salads ==

In the article it says homsar does not have schizophrenia due to the fact he speaks in incorrect grammar. However varying degrees of schizophrenia can cause improper grammar as well.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_salad_%28mental_health%29

{{unsigned|69.40.117.97|23:22, 23 November 2006}}

:I might be misinterpreting your comment, but the article doesn't say that at all. The [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar&oldid=385823 current version of the article] states:<blockquote>Many believe that Homsar speaks in [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|word salads]] (a speech disorder characteristic of [[Wikipedia:Schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] in which grammar and sentence structure is intact, but the words have no particular meaning), but a [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|detailed analysis of his speech patterns]] has shown that this is seldom the case. Instead, it seems that Homsar can and does relate well to his environment and other characters when he needs to, but is also prone to saying completely random things when there's no particular reason for him to stay in context.</blockquote>
:The article doesn't make any assertion as to Homsar having or not having schizophrenia. It just says that word salads can be a characteristic of schizophrenia. It also says that our research shows he seldom speaks in word salads. It also links to the same Wikipedia article you cited here.
:What exactly do you mean? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:39, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

::It says "Many believe that Homsar speaks in Word salad... in which grammar and sentence structure is intact..." word salads do not have to have correct grammar. Btw, I noticed there is another topic called word salad, should this be merged with it or what?

::{{unsigned|69.40.117.97|5:16, 25 November 2006}}

== "Reggie" ==

From the page:

Homsar often assigns the other characters, including himself, strange names. This could be because he has forgotten their real names, is confused, or disregards their real names. These "names" are sometimes based on the character's appearance (Strong Sad: That Rhinoceros) or a similar-sounding name (Bubs: Tubbs). '''Others (Strong Bad: Reggie) just don't make much sense.'''

Calling Strong Bad Reggie makes decent sense, although it's a bit of a stretch. Strong Bad is highly self-centered, believing that all ladies naturally love him, and that he is naturally popular. He also lies to make people be impressed with him. Reggie Mantle, from Archie Comics, is also highly self-centered, loving himself more than he loves women, carrying a mirror around with him so he can admire himself, buying expensive cars to be popular - so connecting Strong Bad to Reggie Mantle makes a relative degree of sense.
:It's speculation to assume this, though, which is why it's not included in either article. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 09:10, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Both comics have a similar cast with two main opposed male characters, one dumb and happy go lucky (Homestar / Archie), and one vain and continually pulling pranks (Strong Bad / Reggie). I guess that would make Homesar Jughead on acid?

Everybody!!!!Everybody!!!! That makes a whole lot of sense, but dont you think "Rhinocereous" and "Reggie" are kinda related. "Reggie the Rhinocereous"... i think i heard something like that when i was three for a bed time story or something... -smartkidhen

== hats? ==

shoudn't that article homsar's hat be merged with this one?--[[User:Dj teh homsar|Dj teh homsar]] 03:46, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

:{{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar%27s_Hat&diff=470573&oldid=461244 It has been!}} By the way, welcome to the wiki :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:47, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

== Cleanup of the laws of physics ==

This section needs cleanup. Remove speculation etc. Re-write to takes focus off the hat, perhaps? A possible merge with [[Homsar's odd powers]] might be coming soon, too.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:34, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

== Homsar's Language ==

This page desperately needs a rewrite. All the bits about the word salads and random phrases especially need to be thrown out,
since Strongbadia the Free revealed that Homsar ''isn't'' speaking nonsense, but merely a language that is comprised of seemingly random english words. Any references to this character being a dullard or a nincompoop should be removed as well, since Strong Bad actually held an intelligent conversation with Homsar. {{unsigned|209.62.199.78|20:45, 19 September 2008 (UTC)}}

:It's clear that this is a one time gag unique to this game only. [[User:Dwedit|Dwedit]] 21:36, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

That "one time gag" was written with full support from the Chapman brothers. Are you saying that the games aren't canon?
If it was supposed to be intended as a one time gag, they wouldn't have bothered undoing the effects of the pylon, would they?
Strong Bad could continue to understand Homsar, and everything fine because the games exist outside the cartoon's continuity, right?
WRONG.

::It still needs to rewritten, even though nobody will again be able to understand him, because it was revealed that he indeed is NOT speaking nonsence. If you want a clearer explaination, I suggest reading the comment made by 209.62.199.78 above. (In short, you're just not paying attention.) Seriously, this needs to be re-written! {{User:Haldo/sig}}

I don't think the games are canon, actually. And even if they were, you're putting way to much importance on what is obviously just a one time joke. [[Special:Contributions/75.175.115.65|75.175.115.65]] 07:18, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

I think We totally need a vote. I actually belive that it is a language, and in the cartoon sometimes others were able to understand him based on his being around english speakers... kinda like when you live with English people when your a baby you learn english easily, but if you grow up with spanish people, you learn spanish easily.
Just a theory. smartkidhen

==Homsar's House==

I've noticed that almost every other character has his/her domicile (aka house) near the debut spot. Do any of you think that [[Strong Badia the Free]] reveals that Homsar's "house" could be considered the [[Homsar Reservation]]? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}}

== Duplication? ==

Homsar said he had "his people". Isn't it possible that there always just more than 1 Homsar? --[[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif|20px]][[User:PartyBrd20X6|PartyBrd20X6]][[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif|20px]] 12:01, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:Um, that's the joke. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 12:14, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

== Another Homsar behavior hypothesis ==

I was reading through a lot of the theories about Homsar's behavior and was really surprised that this one was never raised! Allow me to draw a comparison:

In the television show Pinky and the Brain, the Brain is book-smart with an incredible knowledge of science, psychology, engineering, etc., whereas Pinky is something of a goofball, speaking frequently in non sequiturs and appearing to be the 'stupid one' in the relationship. However, it's been suggested that Pinky is truly the genius because he manages to bypass all of the Brain's fancy plans and come up with solutions that are winning in their simplicity and tend to introduce Brain to situations that allow him to be happy or to feel good emotions he has otherwise shut out.

Is it possible that this is true for Homsar as well? He, similar to Pinky, appears to be just stupid and frequently chatters away in non sequiturs, but he seems happier in his simple life than many of the other characters. Some might say this would apply to Homestar more, but I think that Homestar is not truly happy, considering his frequent fights with Marzipan and other clashes with characters. Homsar, however, appears content in his life and goes on his merry way. Is there a possibility that word salads and all, Homsar has a unique brand of genuine intelligence that allows him to be so at peace with how others view him?
: I think that you're reading way too far into a silly cartoon about dumb animal characters (as the creators themselves refer to it. ;) Anyway, how can one tell that Homsar is content? Short of a few scattered instances, he rarely shows any emotion at all. Pinky's got at least ''some'' grounding in reality. Definitely enough for him to show genuine emotion. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:24, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

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==Quotes==
I'm not happy with the "Homsar Quotes" section. It's not uniform, it's not objective and it's not needed. Who's with me? --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]

Not me- I think all main characters should have it, especially Homsar! -- [[User:Asploder|Asploder]]

There. Deleted Homsar Quotes, got rid of all the quotes on his page. He already has his own little section in Quotes. He isn't ''that'' special. He needs only one page of quotes, just like everyone else. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]-[[User_Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

Do we realy need the MSN Orbit page of the guy who emailed Strong Bad? It doesn't even mantion Homsar!

Have to tell ya, this article is in need of serious rewrite. [[User:213.169.4.137|213.169.4.137]] 07:25, 20 Nov 2004 (MST)
:Where is that list of quotes anyway, just want to see em and add if if you forgot some.--The quill, the page, ly-ric, ram-page 11:31, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

== Re-Write Is Definitely Re-Right ==

This does need re-writing, it says that "Hi, Wonder Mike!" is "One of the few references to pop culture on H*R", when the whole freaking site references pop culture! Please delete that line, someone, it is really bugging me.
This is a wiki, why don't you remove it? [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 14:04, 11 Mar 2005 (MST)

:Why don't you? [[User:70.44.146.95|70.44.146.95]] 03:45, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== A Song From The Sixties? ==

Can anyone come up with song references from Homsar's speeches? 'Gravy train' could be a reference to Pink Floyd's 'Have a Cigar' but maybe it's just some of his home-spun wisdom. Also, not a direct quote, but 'a million ladies tall' feels sort of like 'half a century high' ala Phil Ochs. Just some random stabs here, it seemed a lot more cohesive in my mind.
:"Gravy Train" is a common phrase meaning getting a lot of money (or something along those lines. Also, Have a Cigar was written in 1975, so it's clearly not a song from the sixties.

[[TTATOT]]. [[User:70.44.146.95|70.44.146.95]] 03:46, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== Move? ==

I think this article should be renamed Homsar (Character). The email article should be moved to Homsar (email).
--[[User:ZekeMacNeil|ZekeMacNeil]] 23:43, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

:We actually used to have the articles titled that way. Then we changed it to the current setup. The titles you mentioned redirect accordingly.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:25, 16 Jan 2005 (MST)

== A Hypothesis About Homsar's Behavior ==

I have a hypothesis concerning why Homsar behaves the way he does.

I believe that Homsar was drafted and sent to Vietnam in the late sixties ("I'm a song from the sixties." could be a reference to this because many songs in the sixties were about the war in Vietnam) and there he witnessed some horrible things that resulted in a dreadful case of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). To escape his flashbacks after retuning home he began taking copious amounts of LSD and rapidly became psychologically dependant on it. After a decade or so of this heavy use, Homsar cleaned himself up; but the side effects from the long-term LSD use compounded by his PTSD cause him to be detached from reality much to this day in the form of incorrect visual identification of objects, mental incongruity, and flashbacks to Vietnam (explaining Homsar's frequent screaming episodes).

Some might argue with me about my analysis, saying that Homsar is simply retarded. I admit to you that this might be tempting to say, but if he were truly retarded many of the pop culture references Homsar makes would be near impossible because most forms of retardation limit the individual's vocabulary for such things; and furthermore, retardation does not often result in rampant grammatical structure disjunction and word misapplication, as seen in Homsar's case, especially when compared to the symptoms seen in long-term LSD ex-users.

Submitted By: Eli Mann

:I know you thought of some big words and obviously spent some time on this, but really- it's just a cartoon. Not everything needs an explanation. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

::Exactly. Interesting hypothesis, but it's a freakin' cartoon!

Course homsar could be based on a figure in the Brother's Chap's life that had those same syndroms.
Wedge Antilles

Interesting but unlikely. Homsar is just the standard gibberish-spouting idiot that all cartoons have. [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]

Wow. You really must have thought this out. If people look at this page, they can marvel at it. -Alice

I'm a be an agree: This is pretty unlikely. You sure did spend some good thinking time on it, though. What, did you get bored during math class? :) --[[User:65.31.46.157|65.31.46.157]] 23:15, 20 May 2005 (UTC)

Wow, you've got too much time on your hands man, it's a cartoon for pete's sake. Besides, this isn't all too likely. He's probably just really weird, I know a dude who acts pretty similar to him in real life. -Ryan

Come on, guys. It's obvious. He's actually a genius that's just trying to hide his true identity by making himself look like a complete moron. It's that simple. -Neverending Soda

My theory is that the head trauma he suffered from the weight dropping on his head gave him some sort of weird amnesiac condition. Check out my full theory [[Wikipedia:Talk:Homsar|here]]! I command you! --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 09:14, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

You're all wrong, Homsar has schizophrenia! --[[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]]

Look, cut the guy some slack. This is a discussion page on an obscure article in the Homestar Runner Wiki - clearly, everyone here has too much time on their hands. Kudos on coming up with a plausible theory, Eli. --[[User:mayosolo|mayosolo]] 04:08, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:I'll second this sentiment. Nobody who chats about or looks up Homsar in a fansite wiki, for goodness sakes, has a right to talk! Besides, Homsar is an enigma, floating between the intelligible and the random, like a dream. I say he is a being of great power for this. Regardless, he begs this sort of exploration! -Shufei

You got it all wrong. Homsar is a jar of mayonase from the sixties that got left out next to the TV (hense the constant references to old shows) and witnessed the goings on of the kitchen (thus being raised by a cup of coffee). The mayo spoiled and some odd bacteria gegan to grow on it, eventualy evolving into a half-sentient being that can walk and talk, albeit strangely. Given a few centuries, he may hope to attain Homestar's level of inteligence. --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 13:54, 21 Jul 2005 (PDT)

*I like the mayonaisse theory, but I consider Homsar to be the same thing that Homestar is. Whatever that is, they apparently seem to be the same creature. That's kind of like Superman and that oddball supervillian that was also from Krypton.

I agree about the Heavy Lourde being Homsar's problem, but I believe it's just brain and/or spinal cord damage, considering it fell on his head.
-Mortacai

I Think The [[Heavy Lourde|Lourde]] Caused It, Too. It Fell Right On Top Of Him And Gave Hm A Serious Body Blow. He Still [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Couldn't Feel His Legs]] After Four Months! I'm Surprised It Didn't [[stunt double|Screw Up]] Strong Sad. -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

Maybe Homsar's just not too intelligent.My friend says this quote by Homsar-"Iiiii was raised by a cup of coffee."--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 02:19, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak

If something actually caused Homsar to become nonsensical, it would probably have been the [[Heavy Lourde]]. I kind of doubt [[TBC]] would have such a complicated reason for it; he either suffered brain damage from the Lourde, or he's just your standard insane cartoon character. [[User:74.119.26.14|74.119.26.14]] 20:06, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. Or maybe he's just a born idiot. Ever think about that? Or maybe he escaped from an insane asylum. Also, you wouldn't be that smart if you were raised by a cup of coffee! [[User:Andtrogdorcomesinthenight|AND TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!]] 18:16, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll bet there are hundreds of possible explanations for homsar, if you really want to try to think of them. There should really be some kinda contest on that.
[[User:The Big Eye|The Big Eye]] 01:42, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Its really that Homsar is an exaggerated homestar. Homestar has a poor grasp of reality, and Homsar has amost no grasp of reality. This also explains his accent and looks.

That theory must have taken a lot of time and I wouldn't be able ti come up with one like that. It's complicated but make sense and I think it's true. {{unsigned|71.201.63.185|22:32, 12 March 2008}}
i agree with Eli Mann --[[User:Joemll|joe aka joemll]] 16:27, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

homsar perfectly fits as being severely autistic, i have dealt with people like that, he fits the behavior patterns well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

It seems fairly likely that Homsar is in reality a super-intelligent, super-powerful, multi-dimensional being who simply appears imcomprehensible to people in our dimension, somewhat like the Superman villain Mr. Mxyzptlk. This interpretation seems reasonable, given his portrayal in Strong Badia the Free and his numerous superhuman abilities.

== homsar.com ==

I don't think this should be listed as "may or may not be by the Brothers Chaps". I checked it out on archive.org, and until February of last year it was a blog site entitled "Home Of My Stories And Rants". I wouldn't be surprised if they shut down after they got a lot of misdirected attention from their name, which would explain why the site now just says "go away"

:I've removed this from the article. A [http://www.whois.sc/homsar.com quick WHOIS] confirms it clearly isn't The Brothers Chaps.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 11:16, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

* We're not shut down, we just took a different direction. -John from homsar.com

== Sensical Stuffs ==

I think this page should have a list of all the stuff Homsar's said that makes sense, like "Uh, yeah, what eeys eet, Strong Bay-ad?" and "I do as ah'm told." for example. What do you guys think? [[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]
* No, I don't. It's arguable if what much of Homsar says makes sense (For instance, I think "I do as I'm told" is just Homsarish gibberish despite the fact that it makes some sense in context), and this isn't a page for Homsar quotes—aside from his character transcript (which EVERY character has) this is just a biography page. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 17:23, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*Plus, everything that Homsar says is in completly perfect grammatical form. All of his sentences are complete and, albeit a bit weird, are normal. [[User:Stramstar Hummer|Stramstar Hummer]]

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffcloseddecline}}
=== Homsar Winner? ===
{{stufffact|The idea of Homsar may not have just originated from bad spelling. There is a noticeable resemblance between Homsar and [[Homeschool Winner]]. Homsar may or may not have evolved from this character.}}
{{stuffverdict|07:15, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)|00:47, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)|overwhelmingly declined|15|5|Homsar}}

== What happened? ==

Diddn't we used to have a list of everything Homsar has said? It can't be that hard to maintain, as he has only had 24 appearences to date.--[[User:RatherAnnoying|RatherAnnoying]]

:We ''used'' to, but it was decided that just because he doesn't speak normally doesn't mean he deserves a separate section on his character page. See the conversation at the top of this page. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 20:02, 21 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Talk moved from deleted article: "Homsar's Bowler Hat" ==
Does this have any real significance?
-tapd260

sorta i think --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 02:14, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

This is becoming a new '''Coach Z's Z''' {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}}

Agreed. '''Delort'''. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 16:37, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Nowaynowaynowaynowaynowaynoway this is awesome.--{{User:Darklinkskywalker/DLSsignature}} 18:16, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

If it was baleeted I would just go and make another one along with a new Coach Z's Z. Haw Haw.

:Uh, that would not be proper. Is everything okay Darklinkskywaker?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:24, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Why delteat this? Just merge it with Homsar's article. -[[Giranan]]

If anything, this page should be deleted because it states something that is speculation as fact - how do we know Homsar's hat has a mind of it's own? - Grover Junior

I'm with Giranan. This hardly needs it's own article. '''Merge'''. ---[[User:mihoshi|mihoshi]] 13:38, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

This is an important part to one of the funniest characters on the website. Keep. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

I think it's cute. Let's keep it. Besides, it wouldn't do any good to delete it as Giranan said. --[[User:SaikoRoxi|SaikoRoxi]] 10:15 PM, July 22, 2005

I'd go with a merge, except I disagree that it "has a mind of its own," because it always seems to follow a particular logic to its flight paths (or orbit) from and back to Homsar's head. I think it usually "takes flight" when Homsar is trying to emphasize something, which is pretty much every time he says anything. Anyway, the hat is an integral part of the character, but probably doesn't need its own page. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|The Smoking Monkey]] 17:43, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Oh, come on! Homsar's hat deserves 12 pages! Homsar himself deserves his own wiki!

I sincerely think that this page must not be deleted! This is Homsar's Hat! I mean, the fact that the hat goes flying everywhere is so cool! If an item on Homestar runner has been shown once, and then never even mentioned again, there is no need to even post it! However, Homsar's Hat has been shown with Homsar every single time he is seen on the site! Taking a page about Homsar's hat off this site is like taking Homsar's hat away from him on the official site!

Signed,

DarkMario

No. We've removed pages for individual clothing items before, if only BECAUSE they appear pretty much every time the character in question appears, meaning every single word can be moved over to the (more relevant) character article. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:10, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:True that and a half. '''Merge.''' — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:12, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

There is no reason this needs it's own article. If not deleted, it shold be merged. Does Homestar's eyes have it's on article? NO! It's merged. ''MERGE''--[[User:bkmlb|bkmlb]]

== Examples in Biography? ==

Okay, this is coming up fairly consistently in the Biography, so I wanted to pose a question to the people who run the show around here: Do we need specific examples of oddness in interacting with Homsar in his biography? For example, is it appropriate to point out that Homsar called Strong Sad "That Rhinoceros", and quoting Strong Bad's comment about Homsar in [[interview]]?

:I think the [[Nicknames|nickname]] could be found on the page that follows its name. As for the latter, I don't think we need mention that. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 00:04, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::On questions of content, ''you'' are one of the people who run the show around here. You know that, right? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:06, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::Yeah, I understand how a wiki works. :) I was referring to those of you with more experience enforcing Wiki standards. Remember, I'm still new here, and this was a grey area. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:08, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::Well, to answer your specific question, I don't see what harm that info is doing, and it adds a little color. You should probably wait till you get a few replies before considering a question answered. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:09, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::Huh... so much for consistency. I remember making several edits similar to that in different articles, and most of them were reverted immediately. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:12, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::I guess more importantly, I've seen a lot of similar edits get reverted for one reason or another. My reason for changing the line about "That Rhinoceros" was to clarify that Homsar SOMETIMES does refer to other characters by their real names, and I felt the best way to write that was to say "He refers to other characters by random nicknames from time to time". Also, the "conversations" example seemed redundant and unnecessary to me, and like I said, I've seen things like that get zapped pretty consistently in the past. That's why I brought this up. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:16, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::I'm not sure the version of the page I reverted to is the best one. All I'm saying is that, as long as you've asked for input, you should give people a chance to respond. It might turn out that more people want that stuff gone than want it kept. Consistency is a tricky thing around here, because it all depends on what you ask and, probably more importantly, when you ask and ''whom'' you ask. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::::::By the way, other than when he was introduced, when has Homsar called someone by their given name? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:18, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], when he thanks Marzipan for the flowers. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:21, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::::Wow. I just listened to that, and Homsar was so... ''normal'' sounding. Weird. But you gotta consider the context: that answering machine was released when the Strong Bad Emails were still in single digits, and was only Homsar's second appearance—before his personality was developed at all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:04, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::::Wow. All this discussion because I put examples in Homsar's Biography? Trippy. I just thought it would be nice to have some specific times he is being strange rather than just stating it. Just saying someone is wierd isn't nearly as effective as citing examples, but that's just my opinion. In response to It's Dot Com, yeah, Homsar does sound way too normal in that answering machine. He's almost...intelligable. Freaky. Anyway, just stating my reasons. thanks! {{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}} 01:24, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::::::Heya Jeff. Just wanted to make sure you didn't feel like I was trying to pick on you there - I wasn't. I guess we just disagree on the specific-examples idea, so I was posing the question to a larger audience. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 19:19, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

== Up-side Down ==
I just realized. Homsar's stood upside-down twice in the Field before! His character video, and A Folky Tale! A coupla more times and we's gots a running gag! [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]]
:He also stood on the top of the screen in [[Halloween Fairstival]], but it's more an element of his character than a running gag. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

==separate pages==
I dont know where to put this, so I'll just put this here.
<center>WE NEED A SEPERATE PAGE FOR CHARACTER VIDEOS</center>
It looks messy how it is right now, not just on Homsars page, but on all the other characters' pages. The fun facts seem a bit out of place on the characters pages, but they'd fit just fine on a character videos page. Anyone with me? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:37, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
:I don't think we need separate pages. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:50, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

I TOTOALLY agree. seperate pages. - [[User:Lopolo42|lopolo42]]

== Nonsense Incarnate ==

Just opening this thread to discuss the phrase "Nonsense incarnate" (Homsar is nonsense incarnate). My understanding is that "Person is X incarnate" is grammatically correct, and that it means the concept X is embodied in Person. The most common real-life use of this phrasing I'm aware of is "Person is the Devil incarnate" - usually to refer to an unruly child, a particularly heinous criminal, etc. I have, however, NEVER heard the phrase "Person is the Devil incarnated" (past-tense). Anyone wanna discuss this? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 05:23, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's how I understand and use it. I've never heard past tense either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::The reason I brought it up is because I reverted [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar&diff=prev&oldid=226437 this edit], but I don't know for sure that the phrase "nonsense incarnated" is INcorrect. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 05:31, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I saw that edit and figured that to be the reason. I dunno if that one's incorrect, but I do know that the first one IS correct. Go with what you know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Meh, I learn something new every day. (: --[[User:Jonnny|Jonnny]] 19:31, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Being "the Devil incarnate" means you are the incarnation - that is, the human representation - of the Devil. That's the real meaning of "incarnate". To be "nonsense incarnate" means you are the flesh-version of nonsense. That is nonsense itself, clearly. Nonsense is not some entity which can take human form. There is plenty of nonsense in the H*R universe that is not embodied in Homsar, so calling him "nonsense incarnate" is somewhat of a misnomer. That said, there is a (weak) argument that the "stock phrase" can be stretched to include such non-standard things as "nonsense" in the "X incarnate" construction, but as a knowledge base I'd submit we do not want to traverse that particular path. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:09, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== Accent? ==

Does anyone think Homsar's thick southern accent should be mentioned?--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:35, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

:To me, it doesn't really sound much like a southern accent {even though I live in the south). I think Homsar just has an accent all his own. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:55, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, I live in the South as well, and I don't have that accent, but some people around me do. Anyway, southern or not, do you think it is worth mentioning? --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 20:48, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
::Nope; it's not so much an accent as a "voice," in the way that all H*R characters have distinctive voices. I seriously doubt that any particular geographical location could be linked to Homsar's speech patterns (or, if so, I wanna go there ''right now''!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 20:55, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== Hidden message ==

Why is there a hidden message in the caption for Homsar that says "DO NOT CHANGE THIS. The revert wars are getting tedious"? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:42, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, a few months ago we had a few people who went around constantly changing the captions on the pages, so we had to keep changing it back. Hence, revert war. We could probably take it down now, but whatever. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What kinda things were they changing it too? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:51, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Well, with Homsar, you know how it is. Everyone has their favourite Homsar quote. They kept changing it between 'Captain of the Gravy Train' to something else and back again. Eventually, they settled on a non-quote caption and added the little message. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Oh, OK. That's what I thought it was, but I just wanted to make sure. Thanks! {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:58, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::It was changed. I had to put it back in. I don't want to see the revert wars. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:41, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

== Homsar the SB E-Mail ==

One of my Friends, Vincent, sent that one in. Apparently when he was 10 he wanted to be called "Vinnie". now he's just plain old Vincent.Dont believe me?Ask Wagonafullapancakes.That's his Name.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 23:14, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Excuse me. I'm sorry. It's Wagon-Fulla-Pamcackes.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:44, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

==mike==
couldnt wonder mike be a reference to mike chapman????? {{User:Csours/sig}} 04:03, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
Um..maybe!Not likely but still!--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 23:09, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Thats what i thought to, like mike was controlling the camera or something, he did when homestar was intoducing you to the website.
:Nuh uh, that was [[Cherry Greg]]. --{{User:The4sword/sig}} 14:49, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

== Caption ==

Anyone else notice the caption used on the pic on this page is one of the things Homsar never actually said? He may not have been raised by a cup of coffee. But he is the captain of the gravy train. Well, that's why I'm editing the caption. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:51, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
:Well, someone changed it after you edited it. I set it to be the same as the slogan on his T-shirt (the cup of coffee). I have a bigger question, though: Why does his caption have to be static? He has a lot of good ones. What difference would it really make if we changed it once a week? Some pages get edited a lot more often than that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:35, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::Edit wars. Before the comment, several times a day the caption was changed. We don't want it again. And who shall get to decide what to change it to every week? If we are to avoid edit wars, then we'll have to form a commity, vote on it... Just leave it static. OK? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:48, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

:::Ooh! I have an out-of-the-box solution. Gimme a few minutes to work it up. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:52, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::I think I has the solution! So...what are you going to do? ???— {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Okay, on an experimental basis, I have enabled a random quote feature, based on <s>MediaWiki:HomsarQuotes (unfortunately, only sysops can edit MediaWiki pages, but we should be fine for a while)</s> [[Template:homsarquote]]. Also, if you don't like the current quote, you can press the handy "cycle quote" button at the top of this talk page. Everybody go press that button ''right now!'' Got that out of your system? Good. Now if the anonnies will just cooperate... — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:03, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Can't the cycle button be under the pic or something? That way visitors will be able to do it without knowing how to work a Wiki. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:12, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

== Speculation? ==

A new section called "Analysis of Homsar's Character" was recently added to this page. While I'm duly impressed that someone took the trouble to write this analysis, the section seems to me to be speculatory and non-encyclopedic. I didn't feel right just removing it without getting others' opinions, though. What do you all think? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:27, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

:I'm not sure either way. Yes, it is speculative, but we've allowed speculation in smaller doses elsewhere, like sbemail fun facts. And the preponderance of the preceding text paints him out to be a "little weirdo" so the few inches taken up proposing he might actually be a savant genius isn't so intrusive.

:Again, I'm not sure, but I don't think it's so bad it should be deleted. STUFF'ed, maybe. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:31, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
::Just one little note: STUFFing is only for Fun Facts. Discussions about other contents of pages usually takes place on talk pages, like is happening now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:36, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Ya, what you said. I meant, if STUFF was used for this sort of thing. I guess we simply need more input. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:51, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
I liked it, but now I see it is just another one of the theories about Homsar. I say delete if you say delete. {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:57, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:I got rid of it. It was uncohesive, largely speculative, and didn't really make a whole lot of sense. Plus the small bits of the section that ''were'' legitimate and plausible were already covered at different places on the page. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 06:13, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Psychokinesis ==

"Support for this theory is not only the fact that Homsar's hat floats whenever he speaks, but that it can float even when he isn't. "
This sentence seems very odd to me. I fully support all of the armless characters' psychokinesis (as opposed to invisible arms) but I don't see this sentence supporting it. What does it matter that his hat floats both when he is and isn't talking? [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
:I strongly disagree with psychokinesis. As just proved in [[DNA Evidence]], Homestar has invisible arms. I think the same about Homsar.--[[User:Brad|Brad]] 22:29, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
::Arms without shoulders? not possible--[[User:4.243.182.63|4.243.182.63]] 17:58, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

== Word Salads ==

Since I couldn't find the place where we discussed this previously, I'll bring it up again here. I have an issue with the Speech section stating that Homsar speaks in "word salads". The description of word salad in that section is totally correct, but I don't think it applies to Homsar's general speech. The only time I've seen word salads connected with Homsar has been in [[interview]], where Strong Bad was basically mocking Homsar with a pen puppet. "DaAa, Rightio. I think I can twice" is probably the best word salad on the site, and that was Strong Bad making that up, not Homsar actually saying it.

Generally speaking, Homsar's statements are less gibberish and more out-of-context. Aside from his first two appearances ([[homsar]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]), virtually everything he's said has made some sort of sense, but it's rare that two sentences relate to each other, or that a statement to another character matches the context of what the other character said. This isn't quite "word salad", however.

Not sure what my ultimate point with this Talk topic is, but I figured I'd bring it up anyway. :) T'would be the pride of the peaches, I'm sure. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:54, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

:The first mention I can find of it in the article is in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar&diff=76749&oldid=75741 this edit] from 2 May 2005. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:04, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

::Right. My point, though, is that Homsar does make SOME sense in some cases, whereas he doesn't in others. An example: "Hi Strong Bayad! Is that rhinoceros around?" in [[interview]] - Homsar was looking for Strong Sad, so his question makes sense. His next statement, "I'm a song from the sixties", makes no sense at all in that context, and that could qualify as a word salad. As another example, though, "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine!" in [[army]], could be a perfectly reasonable response to Homestar's call to action.

::So, to say that he speaks frequently or entirely in word salads would be incorrect, IMO - in fact, I think he tends to just have a funny way of saying things most of the time, and he uses word salads only every now and then. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 18:14, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

:::Note that Wikipedia mentions Homsar on both the [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|article]] and [[Wikipedia:Talk:Word salad (mental health)|talk page]] about word salads. I bring this up not to suggest that we necessarily follow their article, just that we take into account what they have to say and, if anything big is decided from this discussion, that the appropriate comments and/or changes be made there too. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

::::[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|I've done a detailed analysis]] on Homsar's speech patterns, and I think I've conclusively proven that Homsar does not suffer (much) from word salad. In fact, he's actually quite coherent most of the time. It seems that if he needs to, he can and does relate well to his environment, but when he doesn't need to, he's prone to saying random things - if for no other reason than just to have something to say.

::::What's everyone's opinion on posting this analysis as an official article, or posting it to this Talk page, so we can link to it from the main Homsar article without it linking to my user space? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 07:50, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

::::(PS to It's dot com: Because of this analysis, I removed the reference to Homsar from the word salad article on WP. :)) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 08:01, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

:::::I definitely think the analysis should be linked to for all to see (and build upon). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:19, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

::::::Done and done! {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 15:35, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== Need examples of wailing affecting environment ==

"...he often begins sentences by wailing "AaAAaaAAaaAAaa!". (In some cases, this wailing can seem to affect the environment around him in strange ways.)" Can we have examples here? Unfortunately I don't know of any myself. -- [[User:Xzqx|Xzqx]] 20:17, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

:[[Homsar Main Page]] is the prime example; I don't know whether there are others. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:35, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
::I did some "research" (namely clicking on the Homsar's Speech Patterns page and clicking each link and then watch the toon) and here's what I got: His Character Video, [[homsar]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[your friends]], [[interview]], Homsar Main Page, [[suntan]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] and [[for kids]]. {{User:Stongbah/sig}} 21:11, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

== Mom and Dad ==

In the DVD version of the Theme Sone Video, Homsar appears on the line ''"Homestar Runner '''Mom and Dad'''"''. Could this be a hint that Homsar is Homestar's father? I doubt it, but it's just a little point. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 22:44, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
:And he's not in the original version, because he hadn't been thought up. I think it's such a big stretch that the cats are jealous, myself. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:16, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
::I think they just needed a lyric that rhymes with "Strong Bad." Also, if Homsar is Homestar's dad, then where's his mom? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:22, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Back up a bit. The song was written WAY before the DVD video. The lyrics make sense, "Mom and Dad" are important to young kids, which Homestar is (mentally). Later, Homsar is added to the video. I highly doubt there was an intentional connection there. Likeliest, a coincidence. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:29, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
::::"Intentional connection" with what? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:33, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Uh, what we were discussing. Homsar being Homestar's dad. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:44, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

== The Homsar Runner ==
Is it just me,or does Homsar seem to be [[The Homestar Runner]]?
He resembles him quite a bit
-not-in-same-direction legs
-Shortness
-Head area
He seems to be a bit older than the others(I personally think of him as the confused old guy type)
THR seems to not be that old in his filmography,so thee Old Timeys(Scratch OTB and Sickly Sam) could still have live.

:This is what we call "stretching it" or, more descriptively, scouring the truth, and even your own opinions, for "the truth within the truth". In summarization, there's about a 99.9% chance that no, Homsar and The Homestar Runner have no relation to each other, other than Homsar is a misspelled-spinoff off of Homestar Runner, who is The Homestar Runner's present-day counterpart. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:33, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Maybe Homsar's like, a sixties version of Homestar runner. Called Homsar Runner. I mean, 1936 and 1996 have a long time in between, long enough for an additional character.

-edit- A side note on this, Homsar originated from a StrongBad email in which someone misspelled Homestar. The sentence was as follows "Dear Strong Bad, If you hate Homsar so much why don't you just kill him?", in which they proceeded to a clip of a new charater called Homsar with a striking resmblence to Homestar Runner, with obvious differences. He was created as a joke on a fan's spelling and just stuck with the cast.

Also in the old timey cartoons the character is an old black and white version of Homester Runner, not Homsar.

== Word Salads ==

In the article it says homsar does not have schizophrenia due to the fact he speaks in incorrect grammar. However varying degrees of schizophrenia can cause improper grammar as well.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_salad_%28mental_health%29

{{unsigned|69.40.117.97|23:22, 23 November 2006}}

:I might be misinterpreting your comment, but the article doesn't say that at all. The [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar&oldid=385823 current version of the article] states:<blockquote>Many believe that Homsar speaks in [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|word salads]] (a speech disorder characteristic of [[Wikipedia:Schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] in which grammar and sentence structure is intact, but the words have no particular meaning), but a [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|detailed analysis of his speech patterns]] has shown that this is seldom the case. Instead, it seems that Homsar can and does relate well to his environment and other characters when he needs to, but is also prone to saying completely random things when there's no particular reason for him to stay in context.</blockquote>
:The article doesn't make any assertion as to Homsar having or not having schizophrenia. It just says that word salads can be a characteristic of schizophrenia. It also says that our research shows he seldom speaks in word salads. It also links to the same Wikipedia article you cited here.
:What exactly do you mean? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:39, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

::It says "Many believe that Homsar speaks in Word salad... in which grammar and sentence structure is intact..." word salads do not have to have correct grammar. Btw, I noticed there is another topic called word salad, should this be merged with it or what?

::{{unsigned|69.40.117.97|5:16, 25 November 2006}}

== "Reggie" ==

From the page:

Homsar often assigns the other characters, including himself, strange names. This could be because he has forgotten their real names, is confused, or disregards their real names. These "names" are sometimes based on the character's appearance (Strong Sad: That Rhinoceros) or a similar-sounding name (Bubs: Tubbs). '''Others (Strong Bad: Reggie) just don't make much sense.'''

Calling Strong Bad Reggie makes decent sense, although it's a bit of a stretch. Strong Bad is highly self-centered, believing that all ladies naturally love him, and that he is naturally popular. He also lies to make people be impressed with him. Reggie Mantle, from Archie Comics, is also highly self-centered, loving himself more than he loves women, carrying a mirror around with him so he can admire himself, buying expensive cars to be popular - so connecting Strong Bad to Reggie Mantle makes a relative degree of sense.
:It's speculation to assume this, though, which is why it's not included in either article. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 09:10, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Both comics have a similar cast with two main opposed male characters, one dumb and happy go lucky (Homestar / Archie), and one vain and continually pulling pranks (Strong Bad / Reggie). I guess that would make Homesar Jughead on acid?

Everybody!!!!Everybody!!!! That makes a whole lot of sense, but dont you think "Rhinocereous" and "Reggie" are kinda related. "Reggie the Rhinocereous"... i think i heard something like that when i was three for a bed time story or something... -smartkidhen

== hats? ==

shoudn't that article homsar's hat be merged with this one?--[[User:Dj teh homsar|Dj teh homsar]] 03:46, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

:{{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homsar%27s_Hat&diff=470573&oldid=461244 It has been!}} By the way, welcome to the wiki :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:47, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

== Cleanup of the laws of physics ==

This section needs cleanup. Remove speculation etc. Re-write to takes focus off the hat, perhaps? A possible merge with [[Homsar's odd powers]] might be coming soon, too.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:34, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

== Homsar's Language ==

This page desperately needs a rewrite. All the bits about the word salads and random phrases especially need to be thrown out,
since Strongbadia the Free revealed that Homsar ''isn't'' speaking nonsense, but merely a language that is comprised of seemingly random english words. Any references to this character being a dullard or a nincompoop should be removed as well, since Strong Bad actually held an intelligent conversation with Homsar. {{unsigned|209.62.199.78|20:45, 19 September 2008 (UTC)}}

:It's clear that this is a one time gag unique to this game only. [[User:Dwedit|Dwedit]] 21:36, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

That "one time gag" was written with full support from the Chapman brothers. Are you saying that the games aren't canon?
If it was supposed to be intended as a one time gag, they wouldn't have bothered undoing the effects of the pylon, would they?
Strong Bad could continue to understand Homsar, and everything fine because the games exist outside the cartoon's continuity, right?
WRONG.

::It still needs to rewritten, even though nobody will again be able to understand him, because it was revealed that he indeed is NOT speaking nonsence. If you want a clearer explaination, I suggest reading the comment made by 209.62.199.78 above. (In short, you're just not paying attention.) Seriously, this needs to be re-written! {{User:Haldo/sig}}

I don't think the games are canon, actually. And even if they were, you're putting way to much importance on what is obviously just a one time joke. [[Special:Contributions/75.175.115.65|75.175.115.65]] 07:18, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

I think We totally need a vote. I actually belive that it is a language, and in the cartoon sometimes others were able to understand him based on his being around english speakers... kinda like when you live with English people when your a baby you learn english easily, but if you grow up with spanish people, you learn spanish easily.
Just a theory. smartkidhen

==Homsar's House==

I've noticed that almost every other character has his/her domicile (aka house) near the debut spot. Do any of you think that [[Strong Badia the Free]] reveals that Homsar's "house" could be considered the [[Homsar Reservation]]? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}}

== Duplication? ==

Homsar said he had "his people". Isn't it possible that there always just more than 1 Homsar? --[[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif|20px]][[User:PartyBrd20X6|PartyBrd20X6]][[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif|20px]] 12:01, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:Um, that's the joke. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 12:14, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

== Another Homsar behavior hypothesis ==

I was reading through a lot of the theories about Homsar's behavior and was really surprised that this one was never raised! Allow me to draw a comparison:

In the television show Pinky and the Brain, the Brain is book-smart with an incredible knowledge of science, psychology, engineering, etc., whereas Pinky is something of a goofball, speaking frequently in non sequiturs and appearing to be the 'stupid one' in the relationship. However, it's been suggested that Pinky is truly the genius because he manages to bypass all of the Brain's fancy plans and come up with solutions that are winning in their simplicity and tend to introduce Brain to situations that allow him to be happy or to feel good emotions he has otherwise shut out.

Is it possible that this is true for Homsar as well? He, similar to Pinky, appears to be just stupid and frequently chatters away in non sequiturs, but he seems happier in his simple life than many of the other characters. Some might say this would apply to Homestar more, but I think that Homestar is not truly happy, considering his frequent fights with Marzipan and other clashes with characters. Homsar, however, appears content in his life and goes on his merry way. Is there a possibility that word salads and all, Homsar has a unique brand of genuine intelligence that allows him to be so at peace with how others view him?
: I think that you're reading way too far into a silly cartoon about dumb animal characters (as the creators themselves refer to it. ;) Anyway, how can one tell that Homsar is content? Short of a few scattered instances, he rarely shows any emotion at all. Pinky's got at least ''some'' grounding in reality. Definitely enough for him to show genuine emotion. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:24, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

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[[Image:169lostdvd.PNG|thumb|200px|"What the pfargtl?"]]

DVD-style presentation of a scene deleted from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[from work]]. Includes commentary from Coach Z and Strong Bad as well as a theatrical trailer, "storyboards", and three scenes deleted from the deleted scene.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Office]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 30, 2007

'''Running Times:''' 1:15 (Scene and commentary), 0:40 (Theatrical Trailer), 0:04 (Deleted Scene #1), 0:04 (Deleted Scene #2), 0:06 (Deleted Scene #3), 3:24 (total)

'''Page Title:''' Deleted Scenes have Deleted Scenes?

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}} (Easter Egg)

==Transcripts==
The DVD menu screen shows the wall of Strong Bad's cubicle. The title of the toon along with a doodle of Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a Post-it note at the center. The menu items are scraps of paper attached to the cubicle with thumbtacks. Clockwise from the top left they are "storyboards," "commentary," "deleted scenes #1 #2 #3," and "Theatrical Trailer." In the center is another scrap of paper labeled "Watch the scene!"

===Watch The Scene!===
''{Open on Strong Bad typing on the Corpy NT6. The space whale chart from "from work" is on the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, so where were we? Oh yeah. ''{typing}'' 2% Crudules, 2% ''{unintelligible}'' Whale milk... ''{unintelligible}''...

''{Vacuum cleaner noise drowns out Strong Bad. Cut to Coach Z vacuuming Strong Bad's cubicle. Strong Bad continues typing and mumbling unintelligibly under the vacuum}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' Doe-da-doot doo. Doo. Da-doo-da-doooo.

''{Strong Bad stops typing and Coach Z shuts off the vacuum.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey dere, salaried employee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{lowers his eyelids}'' Auuugh. 'Sup, hourly wage?

'''COACH Z:''' I couldn't help but notice you're checkin' one a yer emails dere. Boy, do I have some good ideas for words ta type in an email.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, sorry, I'm not really takin' suggestions right now.

'''COACH Z:''' Aww, dat's too bad. Sure would be unfarchunate if yer boss found out you was checkin' yer Sbemails at work!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{exasperated}'' All right, all right! What do you want me to type?

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh, great! ''{scratching his head}'' Okay, lessee...

''{Coach Z spells out his word. As he says each letter, Strong Bad types it and it appears superimposed over the bottom of the frame.}''

'''COACH Z:''' P... f... a... r... g... t... l? Is that a word?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pronouncing each letter as he sounds it out}'' "Pfargtl?"

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah! Is that a word?

''{Strong Bad hits his head on the keyboard, sending the superimposed letters flying.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Does it ''sound'' like a word?

'''COACH Z:''' Well I dunno... I only know a few.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking up}'' Oh, dan... guh. Dang. Oh dang! I think some customer service rep just puked up her microwave lasagna! You'd better go sprinkle sawdust all over it.

'''COACH Z:''' This is what I live for!!!

''{Coach Z runs off, dragging the vacuum cleaner after him}''

===Commentary===
''{Toon starts}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ya know I just gotta say that workin' with Strong Bad here was a real privilege. This guy's a true consommé professional.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, thanks, Coach Z. Working with you was a complete nightmare, and I almost jumped out of several different windows during the making of this scene.

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, that was classic. Those windows was strong! They were real consommé pr--

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' All right, shut up. What kind of vacuum was that you were using there?

'''COACH Z:''' Oh that was the "Sook-a-Doox Five-Trousand".

'''STRONG BAD:''' The "Suk-a-Dux Five-Thousand".

'''COACH Z:''' Yup. Hottest market on the money!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I get a translator in here?

'''COACH Z:''' This part's my favorite. I got ta improvise! They said I could spell out anything I wanted as long as it was my favorite animal!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But Coach Z, you spelled out "Pfargtl"!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{excited}'' That's right! That's my favorite!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's not- that's not an animal.

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, go on... You didn't have a p-family pfargtl growin' up? We kept ours out back by the hose!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I betcha did. You know when I was a kid I always thought that the pile of puke covered in sawdust was ''way'' nastier than just the pile of puke.

'''COACH Z:''' Nat me. Sawdust makes everything delicious.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Auugh, that's it, I'm outta here!

===Deleted Scenes===
====Deleted Scene #1====
'''CAPTION:''' Deleted Scene #1: Originally Coach Z's "Doot-da-do-doo" line was all "Reet-da-dee-dee." Oops, I guess I ruined it for you. Oh, well. Watch it anyway.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's cubicle. Coach Z, Strong Bad, and the vacuum cleaner are there.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' A-reet-da-deet-dee. A-da-da-da-deeee!

====Deleted Scene #2====
'''CAPTION:''' Deleted Scene #2: An early draft of the screenplay called for Strong Bad to say, "4% budules," instead of "2% crudules." Oh crap. I ruined it again. Watch it anyway.

''{Cut to Strong Bad typing on the Corpy NT6. The Space Whale chart is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, so where were we? Oh yeah. ''{typing}'' 4% budules...

====Deleted Scene #3====
'''CAPTION:''' Deleted Scene #3: I'm not gonna say a thing this time.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's cubicle. Homestar Runner is there with a poorly made mock-up of Strong Bad. The mock-up has a cardboard word balloon reading, "hello, i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese." The head of the mock-up slowly falls over.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! What the pfargtl?!

===Theatrical Trailer===
''{Open on a green screen that says the following:}''

<div style="border:0px solid #000; padding: 2em; color: #FFF; background-color: #42CC00; width: 600px; text-align:center">'''THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR''' 
<big>'''EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!'''</big> 
'''BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA'''</div>

'''NARRATOR:''' A scene you were NEVER meant to see...

''{While the narrator speaks, his words are displayed over the space whale with suspenseful type sounds in the background. The word "see" is then deleted from the words on the screen.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad tapping on his keyboard in slow motion}''

''{Cut back to the space whale.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' A meeting that should NEVER have taken place...

''{Again, the words appear on the screen, and then "taken place" is deleted.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, salaried employee.

''{Screen pans right then left as characters talk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sup, hourly wage?

''{Cut back to the space whale.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' This Summer...

''{The words appear again, and this time "his S" is deleted from the middle.}''

''{Coach Z and Strong Bad talk in the background, then Strong Bad mashes his head on his keyboard}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ...watch the deleted scene that will have everyone asking...

''{Cut back to the space whale.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' W... T... PF

''{The letters W, T, P and F fly in as the narrator says them, and are joined by a question mark.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What the pfargtl?

'''NARRATOR:''' Strong Bad Email 169: 
the deleted scene

'''COACH Z:''' This is what I live for...

''{Screen fades to black with "www.whatthepfargtl.egg" in white at the bottom}''

===Storyboards===
[[Image:Sbemailstoryboard.PNG|thumb|"And I'm out!"]]
:'''PANEL ONE:'''
::''{Strong Bad is typing on his computer. "VROO" can be heard off-panel}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' TWO PERCENT CRUDULES... 
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
::'''COACH Z:''' ''{in a janitorial outfit, leaning on his vacuum}'' CHECKIN ONE O' YER EMAILS DARE, EH? I GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR ONE!
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning back to his computer}'' JUST LEMME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE TALKING, OKAY?
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
::''{Coach Z turns away as if to leave}''
::'''COACH Z:''' BE A SHAME IF THE BOSS FOUND OUT WHAT YOU WAS ARP TO...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ALRIGHT! WHAT SHOULD I TYPE?
:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
::'''COACH Z:''' P...F...A...R...G...T...L
::''{Strong Bad types it in}''
:'''PANEL SIX:'''
::'''COACH Z:''' ''{leaving}'' AND I'M OUT!
::''{Strong Bad slams his head on the keyboard}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Suk-a-dux 5000.PNG|thumb|"Hottest market on the money!" -by <strike>celebrity</strike> judge Coach Z]]
*In the commentary, click on the vacuum cleaner's handle when Coach Z says "Suk-a-Dux 5000" to see an advertisement for the vacuum cleaner. (This egg disappears during the cut to Strong Bad, but then is once again clickable as Coach Z spells pfargtl.)
<blockquote style="width: 15em; text-align: center">
the Suk-A-Dux 5000
"HOTTEST MARKET ON THE MONEY!"-COACH Z
</blockquote>
{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Coach Z mispronounces the adjective "consummate," which means "having or revealing supreme mastery or skill." In cooking, [[Wikipedia:Consommé|consommé]] is a type of soup similar to a rich [[Wikipedia:Bouillon (broth)|bouillon]].
*The intentionally-poor looping of the DVD menu music is a parody of actual DVD movie menus that feature a short clip of title music in the background. Since a DVD menu exists in the form of a looped video track on the disc, a gap is noticeable in the audio when the player reaches the end of the track and seeks back to its beginning.
*A salaried employee is paid the same no matter how much they work. An employee with an hourly wage is paid based on how many hours he or she works.

===Trivia===
*".egg" is not a real [[Wikipedia:List of Internet top-level domains|top-level domain]], meaning that "www.whatthepfargtl.egg" cannot currently be registered. The domain [http://whatthepfargtl.com whatthepfargtl.com] was [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jsp?domain=whatthepfargtl.com registered] by [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]] on the day this toon was released. However, no site was set up and the domain expired April 30, 2008.
*This is the second time Strong Bad has used an expression lowering his upper eyelids in annoyance, the first time being in [[long pants]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:Floppyshirt.png|thumb|"I prefer these big ones because they hold more memory, although you have to fold them up to fit them into these new computers."]]
*The little stitching on Strong Bad's shirt where a name tag would normally go is actually a 5-¼ inch floppy diskette.
*Strong Bad uses the correct hand to type each letter in "pfargtl" (using the normal [[Wikipedia:QWERTY|QWERTY]] keyboard layout) except for 'g', which should be typed with the left hand, not the right.
*In the third deleted scene, Homestar's head is in front of the speech bubble when he says, "What the pfargtl?", but in the theatrical trailer, the speech bubble is nowhere to be seen.

===Goofs===
*If you look closely on a close-up of Strong Bad, you will see that the tack holding the [[Dullard]] comic is slightly too high, so the tack isn't connected to the comic.
*At the top-left corner of the storyboards, you will see that one-half of the "back" button is over the storyboard.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the trailer was first released you could hear a snippet of Coach Z saying "Ya know..." after "www.whatthepfargtl.egg" faded from view. This was fixed during that same day. You can still hear this by stopping the video and listening after the trailer.
*When the trailer was first released, the synopsis on the [[Toons#Shorts|"Shorts" Toons page]] was "A deleted scene with delted scenes?!". The Shorts menu description was later changed to match the [[New Stuff]] menu description.

===Glitches===
[[Image:Sbemail169delmistake.png|thumb|right|'Sup, straight cut?]]
*In the trailer, as soon as the scene cuts to Strong Bad asking "'Sup, hourly wage?", for a split second at the far right of the area, the Corpy's monitor appears to be cut off in a straight edge.
**Also, when Strong Bad turns his head left in the same scene, part of his outline disappears as he is talking.
*The loop on the main page will sometimes get interrupted by Strong Bad saying "So where were we..." then cuts back to the loop.

===Inside References===
*The entire toon is a self-parody of toons such as [[The King of Town DVD]] and [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
**The [[rating screen]] at the start of the trailer is almost identical to the one at the start of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]].
*The storyboards are presented in the style of a [[Dullard]] comic.
*Both Strong Bad and Coach Z have a [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Other Apparently Invisible Body Parts|nose]] in the storyboard, like in [[old comics]].
*The .[[egg]] in the URL at the end of the trailer is a reference to Homestar's line in "[[pom pom]]."
*Strong Bad says "Oh, [[dan]]...guh".
*The title in the DVD menu is a [[sticky note]].
*Coach Z's vacuum, the Suk-a-Dux 5000, resembles the one Strong Bad used in [[other days]].
*Coach Z's consommé comment may be a reference to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s description of [[Cherry Greg]] in the [[Fluffy Puff Commercial#Second Commentary Transcript|second]] commentary of [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]].
*The trailer intro includes the words [[Intro|Everybody! Everybody!]] and [[Free Country, USA]].
*Cottage [[Cheese]] Strong Bad's head fell off like [[Tofu Homestar]]'s at the end of [[The Luau]].

===Fast Forward===
*This deleted scene would be referred to in the big toon [[DNA Evidence]].

==See Also==
*[[from work]]

==External Links==
*[[hr:169lostdvd.html|watch "Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene"]]
*[[hr:169lostdvd.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene"]]
*[[Forum:11325|forum thread re: "Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene"]]

[[Category:Shorts]] [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

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<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="fr" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="74" speaker="strongbad">Donne moi un peu de ça, et donne moi un peu de çaaa...Donne moi un peu de ça.</line>
<line start="77" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Hé Strong Bad, Comment ça va? La semaine dernière j'ai presque bu une bien qui n'était pas fraîche.</line>
<line start="138" end="189" speaker="strongbad">Ça t'es déjà arrivé ? Dan Waters Dallas, Tejas"</line>
<line start="198" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Dan, tu l'as échappé belle, mec. Parce que laisse moi te dire qu'...</line>
<line start="251" end="300" speaker="strongbad">une Bien qui n'est pas fraîche, n'a de Bien que le nom.</line>
<line start="306" end="352" speaker="strongbad">Permets-moi de démontrer ceci à l'aide d'un de mes théorèmes mathématiques bizzares.</line>
<line start="355" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Je l'appelle "La Propriété des Bien." La voilà:</line>
<line start="410" end="478" speaker="strongbad">La BIENtitude est directement proportionnelle a la FRAÎCHEitude du Bien.</line>
<line start="483" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Tu as compris, Dan ? Plus c'est frais, plus c'est une bien.</line>
<line start="542" end="595" speaker="strongbad">Parce que tu ne veux pas te retrouver avec une Bien Pas Du Tout Fraîche. Je ne souhaite ça à personne.</line>
<line start="605" end="666" speaker="strongbad">Mais, dans certains pays, ils sont connus pour boire des Bien Pas Si Froides,</line>
<line start="670" end="717" speaker="strongbad">des Bien Température Ambiante, et même des Bien Chaudes.</line>
<line start="718" end="784" speaker="strongbad">Whoah ! Mais d'où je viens, c'est des Bien FRAÎ-CHES.</line>
<line start="790" end="865" speaker="strongbad">Même si je dois avouer que, certains soirs de fin de printemps, une Bien Froide peut-être très rafraîchissante.</line>
<line start="872" end="899" speaker="strongbad">Oh...C'est Bien Bonne.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail158/fr

2009-05-21T16:43:24Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{subtitles|cliffhangers}}

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<transcript xml:lang="fr" file="sbemail158.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad">(chante) Oooh, c'est un e-email, du fric, du fric, du fric.</line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Oooh-ooh... ta gueule.</line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Cher Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Résous toutes les situations à suspense s'il te plaît."</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Merci," Petit Jakey Steuplémerci."</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. Les situations à suspense, hein?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Je n'ai jamais pensé à les appeler comme ça, mais je pense que c'est ce qu'ils sont.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, pourquoi pas?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">Cette réception est en haut du dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Ok, les situations à suspense. Préparez vous à être résolues!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, et je vous ai apporté des casse-croûtes.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">(échos) Tu es un vrai pote, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="507" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Ok, ok. Je sais ce que tu veux vraiment dire, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="544" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Alors, tu dis que tu veux une résolution, hein?</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="coachz">Et maintenant, Thnikkamec, enfin,</line>
<line start="645" end="688" speaker="coachz">le monde va découvrir ton identité secrète, socrète!</line>
<line start="689" end="733" speaker="coachz">Te rendant de ce fait inutile en tant que Thnikkamec!</line>
<line start="734" end="759" speaker="bubs">J'vais te casser les dents!</line>
<line start="760" end="781" speaker="coachz">Maintenant, donne moi ces lunettes de soleil branchées!</line>
<line start="789" end="843" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="864" end="873" speaker="coachz">Aïe!</line>
<line start="876" end="901" speaker="bubs">Ouais, ta gueule, Coach.</line>
<line start="905" end="952" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">T'as raté de démasquer le Thnikkamec!!!</line>
<line start="959" end="1002" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Parce que tu as une vraiment mauvaise coordination œil-main!!!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="coachz">Ça va, j'ai compris!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1071" speaker="coachz">Mon secret socret a été révéré!</line>
<line start="1091" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, Je sais, Lita Ford... mais je suis en orbite, bébé!</line>
<line start="1140" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je t'appellerai quand je ne serai pas--</line>
<line start="1160" end="1184" speaker="sfx">sirène</line>
<line start="1185" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Alerte de collision! Met la sur l'écran..</line>
<line start="1232" end="1267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">On va entrer en collision avec la comète d'Hallyday!</line>
<line start="1270" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Pleine puissance sur les humbuckers avant!</line>
<line start="1293" end="1302" speaker="thecheat">Paroles Du Cheat inquiet</line>
<line start="1303" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Les humbuckers ne sont pas connectés? Alors attrape le siège, Strap,</line>
<line start="1339" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">et prépare toi à la vitesse d'impact!</line>
<line start="1364" end="1415" speaker="strongbad">Si c'est la fin, alors on peut au moins la rendre géniale pour le peuple du...</line>
<line start="1425" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">... Groenland.</line>
<line start="1448" end="1485">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Zuuuuu...</strongbad>
<sfx>grondements</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1486" end="1501">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Zuuuuu...</strongbad>
<sfx>grondements</sfx>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1502" end="1517" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="1518" end="1556">
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Est-ce que Cap et Strap vont s'en sortir de celui-là?</announcer>
</line>
<line start="1558" end="1571" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Mettez vous à l'écoute la prochaine fois--</line>
<line start="1572" end="1600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Non, rien de tout ça. Fais que la résolution.</line>
<line start="1601" end="1617" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Ok!</line>
<line start="1633" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">C'est fini, Strap!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1696" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Une minute... ce n'est pas une comète!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">Nous nous sommes baladés dans la Ceinture des Produits Alimentaires de Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="1745" end="1783" speaker="strongbad">C'est l'heure du guacamole et du pain à la banane, Strap!</line>
<line start="1785" end="1819" speaker="sfx">musique</line>
<line start="1845" end="1866" speaker="strongsad">Tu sais, tu peux me le dire.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1880" speaker="homestar">J'peux pas!</line>
<line start="1881" end="1906" speaker="strongsad">Oh, allez, quel est le problème?</line>
<line start="1911" end="1934" speaker="homestar">Je suis... enceinte!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1994" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="2010" end="2044" speaker="strongsad">Non... non, tu es Homestar.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2060" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2081" speaker="strongsad">Le mâle.</line>
<line start="2082" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, ouf.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2143" speaker="homestar">J'ai cru que j'étais une femme enceinte pour un moment.</line>
<line start="2145" end="2197" speaker="strongsad">Ouais... euh... je crois que j'aimerais me faire rembourser.</line>
<line start="2205" end="2227" speaker="strongbad">Et voilà, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="2228" end="2257" speaker="strongbad">Toutes les situations à suspense ont été ré- Aah!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Mon ordinateur s'est fait Lappy-nappé! Et ils lui ont coupé son petit orteil!</line>
<line start="2323" end="2367" speaker="strongbad">Oh, chère dame Ironie! Pourquoi vous moquez vous de moi?</line>
<line start="2368" end="2383">
<strongbad>Oh, chère dame Ironie! Pourquoi vous moquez vous de moi?</strongbad>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2384" end="2415" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="2416" end="2430" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
<line start="2440" end="2501" speaker="coachz">Non, je parie que si l'on enlève ces lunettes de soleil brachées et déchire ce "TH" de son torse,</line>
<line start="2502" end="2568" speaker="coachz">en dessous, on trouvera un homme vert maigre avec un grand "Z" acroché à son--</line>
<line start="2569" end="2616" speaker="bubs">Coach, est-ce que tu t'accuses toi même d'être le Thnikkamec?</line>
<line start="2617" end="2638" speaker="coachz">Ouais, je, euh-- non!</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="coachz">Euh, euh, bla-bla...</line>
<line start="2658" end="2681" speaker="coachz">équipe de sport?!</line>
<line start="2695" end="2730" speaker="homestar">Ouais, ouais, tu sais à qui je pense qui l'a fait?</line>
<line start="2731" end="2765" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Pense-y, pense-y.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2790" speaker="homestar">Il a le casier, il a le motif...</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, est-ce que tu admets que tu as volé mon ordinateur?</line>
<line start="2833" end="2873" speaker="homestar">Quoi?! Non! J'étais juste en train de faire une conversation du distributeur d'eau fraîche,</line>
<line start="2874" end="2896" speaker="homestar">en essayant d'avoir rapport avec les infos,</line>
<line start="2897" end="2918" speaker="homestar">euh, euhm,</line>
<line start="2918" end="2938" speaker="homestar">équipe de sports?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

The King of Town

2009-05-21T12:03:32Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{charnav|The King of Town|kot|Bubs|The Poopsmith}}
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''' (middle name being [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]]), self-nicknamed the "KOT", is the ''de jure'' ruler of [[Free Country, USA]] (though in [[labor day]], [[Strong Bad]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed). However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white, with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard (though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that the white is fur or hair, as he has pink flesh underneath). He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[peas]] and [[The Cheat]]; he had a long-standing aversion to [[whatsit]] which finally ended in [[fan club]]). His favorite food is [[butter]], though in [[Homestar Ruiner]], he claims that [[chocolate]] is one of his "several hundred culinary weaknesses." As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, he has many, sometimes serious, health problems, as it is the norm for him to have several heart attacks after eating. According to the [[record book]], he is the "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result.

[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]

He employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] reseller as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether The King of Town has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "king", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace" (as could be interpreted from his character video). In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town (including one known as "Onion King of Town"), although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], so it seems likely that he was lying about there being other Kings of Town as well. Anyways it's revealed in [[Strong Badia the Free]] that he hates his job, so much that he tricks [[Strong Bad]] into taking over his castle. But then he gets tricked after a week to regain his throne

Although the King of Town wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] when he tackled The King of Town while thinking he was going to eat The Cheat in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in [[Strong Badia the Free]] .

The King of Town can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]] it is implied that the King of Town has been married to a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King of Town as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidKingofTown.png|thumb|"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."]]
''{'''Page Title''': Go Go Cookie Dough!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]}''

''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed he was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would ''earn'' an item of equal or lesser value by purchasing a different item.
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King of Town has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King of Town appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King of Town once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", [[Strong Bad]] claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him.
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the king of town possesses powers of teleportation (or at least ninja smoke-bombs).

==Favorite Foods==

The King of Town has several things he loves to eat, both [[The King of Town's Food|food items]] and [[Eating Non-Food Items#The King of Town|non-food items]] alike.
(He is not seen eating some of the items listed, but they are stored in his pantry or have been mentioned.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Food !! Appears In
|-
| Animal Phat || [[suntan]], [[the bet]]
|-
| Anything with "[[butter]]" in the name || [[Who Said What Now?]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[suntan]], [[the bet]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Army-Style Mayo|Army Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Awwww Gratin Potatoes|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] from '83 || [[the bet]]
|-
| Bleached Buttered Bats || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Buffalo wings || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| Candy Corn-shaped Halloween lights || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Cardboard Boxes]] covered in syrup || [[monster truck]]
|-
| Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Chocolate dipped tapeworm || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2]]
|-
| Coal || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Corn dog batter || [[#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's character video]]
|-
| Cotton balls || [[diorama]]
|-
| Creamy Ding Snack Cakes || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food|Decemberween Bunnies]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets|Denture tablets]] || [[retirement]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Deodorants|Deodorant]] || [[secret recipes]]
|-
| Electrical cable || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Fried Turkey || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| [[Giblet]] gravy || [[more armies]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Giant Pile of Salt|Giant piles of salt]] || [[record book]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Gravied Yams|Gravied Yams]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| [[Ham]] || [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] erasers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Himself || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| His moustache || [[#Character Video Transcript|His character video]]
|-
| His foot || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| His tongue || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Ice Style Cream|Ice Style Cream]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Lamb || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|-
| Marshmallows || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| Meatballs || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) || [[nightlife]]
|-
| Oatmeal || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Octopus || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oliveloaf || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Omelette || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oysters || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[Pizza]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], [[pizza joint]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] || [[business trip]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins|Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[Potate]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Pickled monkey fingers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Prescription ice cream || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|-
| Puppies || [[rated]]
|-
| Raw [[eggs]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Color Flavored|Red Flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] || [[winter pool]]
|-
| Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| A TV remote control || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Salisbury Sundaes || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Scorpion Food || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Sheep || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
| [[Strong Sad]]'s "disturbing soft-serve flip" || [[keep cool]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Stuffinged Ham|Stuffinged Ham]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| Toilet paper || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Turducken|Turduckens]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Whatsit]] || [[fan club]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]] || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Wooden tables || [[unnatural]]
|}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:McDonaldLand#Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[wikipedia:Harland Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

Subtitles:sbemail158/fr

2009-05-21T11:20:05Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: At last, sbemail 158 is finally translated in french. Thanks to DJ Dumpy Dump.

{{subtitles|cliffhangers}}

<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="fr" file="sbemail158.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad">(chante) Oooh, c'est un e-email, du fric, du fric, du fric.</line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Oooh-ooh... ta gueule.</line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Cher Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Résous toutes les situations à suspense s'il te plaît."</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Merci," Petit Jakey Steuplémerci."</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. Les situations à suspense, hein?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Je n'ai jamais pensé à les appeler comme ça, mais je pense que c'est ce qu'ils sont.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, pourquoi pas?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">Cette réception est en haut du dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Ok, les situations à suspense. Préparez vous à être résolues!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, et je vous ai apporté des casse-croûtes.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">(échos) Tu es un vrai pote, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="507" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Ok, ok. Je sais ce que tu veux vraiment dire, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="544" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Alors, tu veux une résolution, hein?</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="coachz">Et maintenant, Thnikkamec, enfin,</line>
<line start="645" end="688" speaker="coachz">le monde va découvrir ton identité secrète, socrète!</line>
<line start="689" end="733" speaker="coachz">Te rendant de ce fait inutile en tant que Thnikkamec!</line>
<line start="734" end="759" speaker="bubs">J'vais te casser les dents!</line>
<line start="760" end="781" speaker="coachz">Maintenant, donne moi ces lunettes de soleil branchées!</line>
<line start="789" end="843" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="864" end="873" speaker="coachz">Aïe!</line>
<line start="876" end="901" speaker="bubs">Ouais, ta gueule, Coach.</line>
<line start="905" end="952" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">T'as raté de démasquer le Thnikkamec!!!</line>
<line start="959" end="1002" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Parce que tu as une vraiment mauvaise coordination œil-main!!!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="coachz">Ça va, j'ai compris!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1071" speaker="coachz">Mon secret socret a été révéré!</line>
<line start="1091" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, Je sais, Lita Ford... mais je suis en orbite, bébé!</line>
<line start="1140" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je t'appellerai quand je ne serai pas--</line>
<line start="1160" end="1184" speaker="sfx">sirène</line>
<line start="1185" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Alerte de collision! Met la sur l'écran..</line>
<line start="1232" end="1267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">On va entrer en collision avec la comète d'Hallyday!</line>
<line start="1270" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Pleine puissance sur les humbuckers avant!</line>
<line start="1293" end="1302" speaker="thecheat">Paroles Du Cheat inquiet</line>
<line start="1303" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Les humbuckers ne sont pas connectés? Alors attrape le siège, Strap,</line>
<line start="1339" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">et prépare toi à la vitesse d'impact!</line>
<line start="1364" end="1415" speaker="strongbad">Si c'est la fin, alors on peut au moins la rendre géniale pour le peuple du...</line>
<line start="1425" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">... Groenland.</line>
<line start="1448" end="1485">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>grondements</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1486" end="1501">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>grondements</sfx>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1502" end="1517" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="1518" end="1556">
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Est-ce que Cap et Strap vont s'en sortir de celui-là?</announcer>
</line>
<line start="1558" end="1571" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">La prochaine fois sur--</line>
<line start="1572" end="1600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Non, rien de tout ça. Fais que la résolution.</line>
<line start="1601" end="1617" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Ok!</line>
<line start="1633" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">C'est fini, Strap!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1696" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Une minute... ce n'est pas une comète!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">Nous nous sommes baladés dans la Ceinture des Produits Alimentaires de Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="1745" end="1783" speaker="strongbad">C'est l'heure du guacamole et du pain à la banane, Strap!</line>
<line start="1785" end="1819" speaker="sfx">musique</line>
<line start="1845" end="1866" speaker="strongsad">Tu sais, tu peux me le dire.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1880" speaker="homestar">J'peux pas!</line>
<line start="1881" end="1906" speaker="strongsad">Oh, allez, quel est le problème?</line>
<line start="1911" end="1934" speaker="homestar">Je suis... enceinte!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1994" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="2010" end="2044" speaker="strongsad">Non... non, tu es Homestar.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2060" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2081" speaker="strongsad">Le mâle.</line>
<line start="2082" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, ouf.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2143" speaker="homestar">J'ai cru que j'étais une femme enceinte pour un moment.</line>
<line start="2145" end="2197" speaker="strongsad">Ouais... euh... je crois que j'aimerais me faire rembourser.</line>
<line start="2205" end="2227" speaker="strongbad">Et voilà, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="2228" end="2257" speaker="strongbad">Toutes les situations à suspense ont été ré- Aah!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Mon ordinateur s'est fait Lappy-nappé! Et ils lui ont coupé son petit orteil!</line>
<line start="2323" end="2367" speaker="strongbad">Oh, chère dame Ironie! Pourquoi vous moquez vous de moi?</line>
<line start="2368" end="2383">
<strongbad>Oh, chère dame Ironie! Pourquoi vous moquez vous de moi?</strongbad>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2384" end="2415" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="2416" end="2430" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
<line start="2440" end="2501" speaker="coachz">Non, je parie que si l'on enlève ces lunettes de soleil brachées et déchire ce "TH" de son torse,</line>
<line start="2502" end="2568" speaker="coachz">en dessous, on trouvera un homme vert maigre avec un grand "Z" acroché à son--</line>
<line start="2569" end="2616" speaker="bubs">Coach, est-ce que tu t'accuses toi même d'être le Thnikkamec?</line>
<line start="2617" end="2638" speaker="coachz">Ouais, je, euh-- non!</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="coachz">Euh, euh, bla-bla...</line>
<line start="2658" end="2681" speaker="coachz">équipe de sport?!</line>
<line start="2695" end="2730" speaker="homestar">Ouais, ouais, tu sais à qui je pense qui l'a fait?</line>
<line start="2731" end="2765" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Pense-y, pense-y.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2790" speaker="homestar">Il a le casier, il a le motif...</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, est-ce que tu admets que tu as volé mon ordinateur?</line>
<line start="2833" end="2873" speaker="homestar">Quoi?! Non! J'étais juste en train de faire une conversation du distributeur d'eau fraîche,</line>
<line start="2874" end="2896" speaker="homestar">en essayant d'avoir rapport avec les infos,</line>
<line start="2897" end="2918" speaker="homestar">euh, euhm,</line>
<line start="2918" end="2938" speaker="homestar">équipe de sports?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail158/fr

2009-05-21T11:13:48Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{subtitles|cliffhangers}}

<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="fr" file="sbemail158.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad">(chante) Oooh, c'est un e-email, du fric, du fric, du fric.</line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Oooh-ooh... ta gueule.</line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Cher Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Résous toutes les situations à suspense s'il te plaît."</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Merci," Petit Jakey Steuplémerci."</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. Les situations à suspense, hein?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Je n'ai jamais pensé à les appeler comme ça, mais je pense que c'est ce qu'ils sont.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, pourquoi pas?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">Cette réception est en haut du dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Ok, les situations à suspense. Préparez vous à être résolues!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, et je vous ai apporté des casse-croûtes.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">(échos) Tu es un vrai pote, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="507" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Ok, ok. Je sais ce que tu veux vraiment dire, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="544" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Alors, tu veux une résolution, hein?</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="coachz">Et maintenant, Thnikkamec, enfin,</line>
<line start="645" end="688" speaker="coachz">le monde va découvrir ton identité secrète, socrète!</line>
<line start="689" end="733" speaker="coachz">Te rendant de ce fait inutile en tant que Thnikkamec!</line>
<line start="734" end="759" speaker="bubs">J'vais te casser les dents!</line>
<line start="760" end="781" speaker="coachz">Maintenant, donne moi ces lunettes de soleil branchées!</line>
<line start="789" end="843" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="864" end="873" speaker="coachz">Aïe!</line>
<line start="876" end="901" speaker="bubs">Ouais, ta gueule, Coach.</line>
<line start="905" end="952" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">T'as raté de démasquer le Thnikkamec!!!</line>
<line start="959" end="1002" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Parce que tu as une vraiment mauvaise coordination œil-main!!!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="coachz">Ça va, j'ai compris!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1071" speaker="coachz">Mon secret socret a été révéré!</line>
<line start="1091" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, Je sais, Lita Ford... mais je suis en orbite, bébé!</line>
<line start="1140" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je t'appellerai quand je ne serai pas--</line>
<line start="1160" end="1184" speaker="sfx">sirène</line>
<line start="1185" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Alerte de collision! Met la sur l'écran..</line>
<line start="1232" end="1267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">On va entrer en collision avec la comète d'Hallyday!</line>
<line start="1270" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Pleine puissance sur les humbuckers avant!</line>
<line start="1293" end="1302" speaker="thecheat">Paroles Du Cheat inquiet</line>
<line start="1303" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Les humbuckers ne sont pas connectés? Alors attrape le siège, Strap,</line>
<line start="1339" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">et prépare toi à la vitesse d'impact!</line>
<line start="1364" end="1415" speaker="strongbad">Si c'est la fin, alors on peut au moins la rendre géniale pour le peuple du...</line>
<line start="1425" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">... Groenland.</line>
<line start="1448" end="1485">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>grondements</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1486" end="1501">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>grondements</sfx>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1502" end="1517" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="1518" end="1556">
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Est-ce que Cap et Strap vont s'en sortir de celui-là?</announcer>
</line>
<line start="1558" end="1571" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">La prochaine fois sur--</line>
<line start="1572" end="1600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Non, rien de tout ça. Fais que la résolution.</line>
<line start="1601" end="1617" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Ok!</line>
<line start="1633" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">C'est fini, Strap!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1696" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Une minute... ce n'est pas une comète!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">Nous nous sommes baladés dans la Ceinture des Produits Alimentaires de Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="1745" end="1783" speaker="strongbad">C'est l'heure du guacamole et du pain à la banane, Strap!</line>
<line start="1785" end="1819" speaker="sfx">musique</line>
<line start="1845" end="1866" speaker="strongsad">Tu sais, tu peux me le dire.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1880" speaker="homestar">J'peux pas!</line>
<line start="1881" end="1906" speaker="strongsad">Oh, allez, quel est le problème?</line>
<line start="1911" end="1934" speaker="homestar">Je suis... enceinte!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1994" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="2010" end="2044" speaker="strongsad">Non... non, tu es Homestar.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2060" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2081" speaker="strongsad">The mâle.</line>
<line start="2082" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, ouf.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2143" speaker="homestar">J'ai cru que j'étais une femme enceinte pour un moment.</line>
<line start="2145" end="2197" speaker="strongsad">Ouais... euh... je crois que j'aimerais me faire rembourser.</line>
<line start="2205" end="2227" speaker="strongbad">Et voilà, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="2228" end="2257" speaker="strongbad">Toutes les situations à suspense ont été ré- Aah!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Mon ordinateur s'est fait Lappy-nappé! Et ils lui ont coupé son petit orteil!</line>
<line start="2323" end="2367" speaker="strongbad">Oh, chère dame Ironie! Pourquoi vous moquez vous de moi?</line>
<line start="2368" end="2383">
<strongbad>Oh, chère dame Ironie! Pourquoi vous moquez vous de moi?</strongbad>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2384" end="2415" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="2416" end="2430" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
<line start="2440" end="2501" speaker="coachz">Non, je parie que si l'on enlève ces lunettes de soleil brachées et déchire ce "TH" de son torse,</line>
<line start="2502" end="2568" speaker="coachz">en dessous, on trouvera un homme vert maigre avec un grand "Z" acroché à son--</line>
<line start="2569" end="2616" speaker="bubs">Coach, est-ce que tu t'accuses toi même d'être le Thnikkamec?</line>
<line start="2617" end="2638" speaker="coachz">Ouais, je, euh-- non!</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="coachz">Euh, euh, bla-bla...</line>
<line start="2658" end="2681" speaker="coachz">équipe de sport?!</line>
<line start="2695" end="2730" speaker="homestar">Ouais, ouais, tu sais à qui je pense qui l'a fait?</line>
<line start="2731" end="2765" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Pense-y, pense-y.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2790" speaker="homestar">Il a le casier, il a le motif...</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, est-ce que tu admets que tu as volé mon ordinateur?</line>
<line start="2833" end="2873" speaker="homestar">Quoi?! Non! J'étais juste en train de faire une conversation du distributeur d'eau fraîche,</line>
<line start="2874" end="2896" speaker="homestar">en essayant d'avoir rapport avec les infos,</line>
<line start="2897" end="2918" speaker="homestar">euh, euhm,</line>
<line start="2918" end="2938" speaker="homestar">équipe de sports?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail158/fr

2009-05-21T08:25:45Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{subtitles|cliffhangers}}
{{stub}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="fr" file="sbemail158.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad">(chante) Oooh, c'est un email, du fric, du fric, du fric.</line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Oooh-ooh... ta gueule</line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Cher Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Résous toutes les intrigues suspendues s'il te plaît."</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Merci," Petite Jakey Steuplémerci."</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. Les intrigues suspendues, hein?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Je n'ai jamais pensé à les appeler comme ça, mais je pense que c'est quel ils sont.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, pourquoi pas ?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">Cette réception est en haut du dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Ok, intrigues suspendues. Préparez vous à être résolues!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, et je vous ai apporté des casse-croûte.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">(échos) T'es un vrai pote, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="507" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Ok, ok. Je sais ce que tu veux vraiment dire, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="544" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Alors, tu veux une résolution, hein?</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="coachz">Et maintenant, Thnikkamec, enfin,</line>
<line start="645" end="688" speaker="coachz">le monde va découvrir ton identité secrète, socrète!</line>
<line start="689" end="733" speaker="coachz">Te rendant de ce fait inutile en tant que Thnikkamec!</line>
<line start="734" end="759" speaker="bubs">J'vais te casser les dents!</line>
<line start="760" end="781" speaker="coachz">Maintenant, passe moi ces lunettes de soleil branchées!</line>
<line start="789" end="843" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="864" end="873" speaker="coachz">Aïe!</line>
<line start="876" end="901" speaker="bubs">Ouais, ta gueule, Coach.</line>
<line start="905" end="952" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">T'as raté de démasquer le Thnikkamec!!!</line>
<line start="959" end="1002" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Parce que tu as une vraiment mauvaise coordination œil-main!!!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="coachz">Ça va, j'ai compris!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1071" speaker="coachz">Mon secret socret a été révéré!</line>
<line start="1091" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, Je sais, Lita Ford... mais je suis en orbite, bébé !</line>
<line start="1140" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je t'appellerai quand je ne serai pas--</line>
<line start="1160" end="1184" speaker="sfx">sirène</line>
<line start="1185" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Alerte de collision! Met la sur l'écran.</line>
<line start="1232" end="1267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nous allons entrer en collision avec la comète d'Hallyday!</line>
<line start="1270" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Pleine puissance sur les humbuckers avant!</line>
<line start="1293" end="1302" speaker="thecheat">Paroles Du Cheat</line>
<line start="1303" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Les humbuckers ne sont pas connectés? Alors attrapes le siège, Strap,</line>
<line start="1339" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">et se prép pour vitesse immense !</line>
<line start="1364" end="1415" speaker="strongbad">Si ça c'est le fin, nous pouvons à moins faire grandoise pour les personnes en...</line>
<line start="1425" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">... Groenland.</line>
<line start="1448" end="1485">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1486" end="1501">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1502" end="1517" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="1518" end="1556">
<sfx>dramatic music plays</sfx>
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Will Cap and Strap make it out of this one?</announcer>
</line>
<line start="1558" end="1571" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Tune in next--</line>
<line start="1572" end="1600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nope, none of that. Just get to resolving.</line>
<line start="1601" end="1617" speaker="announcer">Okay!</line>
<line start="1633" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">This is it, Strap!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1696" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute... that's no comet!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">We've wandered into the Forgotten Produce Belt of Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="1745" end="1783" speaker="strongbad">It's guacamole and banana bread time, Strap!</line>
<line start="1785" end="1819" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="1845" end="1866" speaker="strongsad">Look, you can tell me.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1880" speaker="homestar">I can't!</line>
<line start="1881" end="1906" speaker="strongsad">Oh, come on, what is it?</line>
<line start="1911" end="1934" speaker="homestar">I'm... pregnant!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1994" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="2010" end="2044" speaker="strongsad">No... no, you're Homestar.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2060" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2081" speaker="strongsad">The male.</line>
<line start="2082" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, phew.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2143" speaker="homestar">Thought I was a pregnant woman for a second there.</line>
<line start="2145" end="2197" speaker="strongsad">Yeah... uh... I think I'd like my money back now.</line>
<line start="2205" end="2227" speaker="strongbad">And there you go, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="2228" end="2257" speaker="strongbad">All the cliffhangers have been re- Aah!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">My computer's been Lappy-napped! And they cut off her little toe!</line>
<line start="2323" end="2367" speaker="strongbad">Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</line>
<line start="2368" end="2383">
<strongbad>Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</strongbad>
<sfx>dramatic music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2384" end="2415" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="2416" end="2430" speaker="thepaper">preeeeow!</line>
<line start="2440" end="2501" speaker="coachz">Nah, I bet if you take away them cool shades and rip that "TH" off his chest,</line>
<line start="2502" end="2568" speaker="coachz">underneath, you'd find a thin green man with a big ol' "Z" hanging from his--</line>
<line start="2569" end="2616" speaker="bubs">Coach, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?</line>
<line start="2617" end="2638" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I, uh-- no!</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="coachz">Er, uh, rumble-dumble...</line>
<line start="2658" end="2681" speaker="coachz">sports team?!</line>
<line start="2695" end="2730" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, you know who I think done it?</line>
<line start="2731" end="2765" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Think about it, think about it.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2790" speaker="homestar">He's got the history, he's got the motive...</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, are you admitting that you stole my computer?</line>
<line start="2833" end="2873" speaker="homestar">What?! No! I was just making watercooler conversation,</line>
<line start="2874" end="2896" speaker="homestar">trying to sound up with the times,</line>
<line start="2897" end="2918" speaker="homestar">uh, um,</line>
<line start="2918" end="2938" speaker="homestar">sports team?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Talk:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

2009-05-17T19:41:28Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{featuredarticle}}
== Fanstuff Discussion ==

I was the one who originally said this was better left for being on the fanstuff wiki (I put the deleted thing on, but [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] removed it I guess). Anyone else thinks this should be put as fanstuff? Because it's not a part of the official homestarrunner.com site. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:This differs from fanstuff, as this is an official licensed Homestar Runner game (like the long-delayed [[Homestar Runner RPG]] or the appearance of "Trogdor" in [[Guitar Hero]]). Since it is official licensed (and even being "developed" by Videletrix), then this will be documented by the regular Wiki. The same thing would count towards things like [[Strong Bad Gameways]] or any of the [[:Category:Interviews and Public Appearances|live appearances]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:33, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::Yup, exactly right. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:43, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Besides, it's mentioned on the official Homestar Runner site! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:47, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Game News Soon doesn't direct to anything, so it may not be possible this is the same thing. But whatever. '''Close this mess.''' {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::The news isn't supposed to be revealed in full for another hour and forty-five minutes. Keep your pants on, for real. Anyway, it's fairly obvious that this game and the notice on the site are related. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:16, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

== Info For you! ==

Intrepid editors may find [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/faq this page] helpful. It's not 100% done yet but since we're running late we wanted to get something up with more info. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:22, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:Heyyyyy, the whole site is up now! --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:52, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Some info for you: I have a [[Wii]], and have every episode of [[SBCG4AP]] on it, and have all of the free demos of them on my computer. So I can help with a few things. And shouldn't each page of SBCG4AP, such as [[Homestar Ruiner]], have links to pages like: [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough]], and [[Homestar Ruiner Responses]]? Sende feedback please. -{{User:Mas12806/sig}} 21:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
:They do, on the template. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 21:22, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh, that Template. Got it. Thanks. -{{User:Mas12806/sig}} 21:53, 15 November 2008
== And you can play too! ==

Too bad this game can't be played by me. Not everyone's good enough to get a Wii. Although the article says it's also for the PC, I highly doubt that will be a reality. It makes me so frustrated when new consoles come out. Especially onces that cost over 200 USD, when I could get something productive (Like Photoshop CS3 Extended) for 320 USD. Which I ''will'' get 'cause I have no Wii. Why not get the wii, you ask? Because I want my damnz photoshop! Been entirely too long since I last had it. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It will be out for the PC. Guaranteed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::What retailers will you be distributing to? Target? Wal-Mart? If it's K-Mart, I advise against it. Madison, WI has '''no K-Marts whatsoever'''. Also, will it be good for only Vista? Because I can't switch to Vista, my computer won't allow me to upgrade my BIOS to do so. Besides, dozens upon dozens of users say Vista is crap for Gaming. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Our first run distribution is almost always through our website as downloads. With Sam & Max, we released the games as downloads and then once the whole season was over we assembled a disc and offered it up free to season subscribers. Not sure if that's what we're doing for Strong Bad (nobody tells me anything fun), but they will be available to download from our site. And no, they won't be Vista only. Our system spec is pretty generous in fact, so it shouldn't require too new and crazy a computer. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:18, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Do you expect people to buy over the Internet only? Or are the downloads free? Because I somewhat despise Internet purchasing. Of course, I do have a Debit Card (Sorry, will never, ever use a Credit Card) if I so need to do an online transaction. But I haven't used the card in over 4 months. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::It sounds like Tabacco answered this in his last post: they'll certainly be available for download, but if that's not an option for you, it's possible that they will be eventually released on disc format. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:24, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::Some sites require you to pay for certain downloads though. Like "Adobe Extend." {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::Yep, this game will cost money, just as the exclusive DVD content does through the Homestar Runner store. It's good too; I've often wondered if there was a way for TBC to make some money off of their games! Fans have been able to support them by buying DVDs for a while, so I think this is great. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Still awaiting answer for if we ''have'' to buy over the Internet, or if we can send in check/money orders. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::We also accept Paypal and Wire Transfer. You can use the latter if you like. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:42, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::You stil didn't say if I can use check or money order though; I will only use them. If you can't do money order / etc. it's better off not to purchase. Not everyone likes the Internet... I'm sure not liking it anymore... I've been distancing myself from it more and more. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::No, we don't take checks or money order. You sound pretty determined not to purchase, so I'm not sure why you're so insistent on pushing the issue, honestly. I think we can call this closed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 00:01, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Well, since homestarrunner.com's toons always seems to reference old technology (with the exception of the cheat's computer, and Pom'Pom's technology) it makes sense to allow people to send you checks and money orders. Mind you, checks are not as old as regular legal tender >>; I was originally going to try out this game in the future, but you've made me not want to. Not like it'd support an Intel GFX Card anydangway. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
This talk page is for discussing the contents of the article, not about whether someone will buy the game or not. Please limit discussions as this one to [[Forum:13870|our forum]] or
[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=31 the Telltale Games Forums]. Thank you.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 13:55, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

==New trailer on GT==
Ok so on Gametrailers.com They have a new trailer for it!!! check it out [http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32715.html] {{User:Coach B/sig}}
:Actually, that's the same thing as [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Gameplay Trailer|this]]. {{User:DevonM/sig}}

== Legal Rampage Issue ==

Transcripts are at the heart of our wiki, allowing us to have a reference guide for Homestarrunner.com and to save us the hassle of sitting through an entire toon to check a line or scene. With this in mind, to what extent will we transcribe the game? I'm against the idea of recording EVERY single line for two reasons: firstly, it would be a massive job to do. Undoubtedly there'll be tens of thousands of lines of dialogue throughout the game and it'll be impossible to find and store them all. The second reason is for legal issues: it seems to be OK to transcribe toons on the website since the transcripts won't significantly affect page views to the website and the toons are free in the first place. This game, on the other hand, will not be: the point of buying and playing the game is to find the dialogue yourself. And I don't want Telltale's lawyers to hit this wiki with a cease-and-desist order if they feel our actions harm the sales of their game. However, I think it'd still be OK to write walkthroughs and post Fun Facts on the game, in a similar manner to other websites. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:42, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
:A few minor stylistic things aside, I think the best way to "transcribe" this game (I don't think that's the right word) would be entirely similar to [[Thy Dungeonman II]] however, without creating the companion page [[Thy Dungeonman II Messages]]. This system would give us the fun facts and the walk-through and the glitches and the tips and everything else that you would expect from The Wiki, without any of the legal or commercial issues you spoke of. I mean [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] seems to be very involved in The Wiki (at least concerning SBCG4AP), and with Telltale's consent I see no problem making a [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Messages]] page or something of that ilk (but with '''FAR''' fewer syllables). {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 08:56, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
::Exactly; we seem to have plenty of communication with Telltale through [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]], so I'm sure that we can make sure whatever we do is acceptable to them (and TBC). It would be nice to have everything transcribed (transcriptions of game messages aren't a substitute for playing the game, in the same way that you don't forget about watching the cartoons and just read the transcripts - but even more so, as it's interactive), but obviously that depends on their wishes. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 09:51, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:::I can't see how there'd be a legal issue *period* if we thoroughly "mapped out" this game. If there *was*, [http://www.gamefaqs.com/ GameFAQs] wouldn't exist. Furthermore, I've seen numerous "Game Scripts" there. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone beat us to it. [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/data/945803.html Exhibit A] -{{User:YK/sig}} 05:03, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Second. There's stuff on GameFAQs that's [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/gamecube/file/920182/33006 much more in-depth] than is sane, even for us. Plus, we transcribe DVD-only content all the time, and TBC don't mind. And since TBC are working so close with Telltale, I doubt they'd let them sue us either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
:::::I don't think there would be an issue with that sort of thing, but if someone 'offcially' associated with the wiki wants to shoot me an email, I can put them in contact with someone to be sure that it would be cool. There are lawyers lurking 'round every corner, but we generally prefer enabling awesomeness over litigiousness in everything we do at Telltale. Also, for what its worth, each episode will have ... a lot ... of dialog. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Related note, what about the Dev Blog! "written" by Strong Bad on the Telltales Games site? Any plans of documenting that on the Wiki? There could be a whole mess of running gags hidden in that... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
:That is in fact written by Strong Bad. Well, it's written by [[TBC]], which is close enough, right? :) [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:53, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
::I believe the Dev Blog is not being documented for the [[Talk:SBCG4AP Dev Blog|same]] [[Talk:Strong Sad's Lament#Transcript|reasons]] why [[Strong Sad's Lament]] isn't: that it's just duplicating large chunks of text from the website, that ''"it ''replaces'' the actual site"'' and that it would cross ''"the copyright-infringement line to a degree we should not be able to get away with."''. However, if the posts start being removed or if the website is eventually shut down, backed-up transcripts and images will be added to the article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
:::The way that the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] is being handled now (summarizing posts, pointing out specific references) is perfectly fine. At the time I wrote that bit, there wasn't a page started to note the contents. I think a similar approach should be used with the games, simply because of the volume of dialog involved, the non-linear nature of the game play, and potential legal issues. Particular pieces (such as openings, previews or set pieces) could be transcribed, proved proper clearances are granted first, but a wholesale transcription would be impractical. Noting references, goofs, etc.? Fair game. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:30, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== New gameplay/interview video ==

There's a video [http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/18383 here] showing off some of the gameplay (including [[Snake Boxer V]] footage), as well as an interview with some of the developers (I assume this is new, I didn't see it mentioned on the page anywhere). I think IGN are going to interview TBC about the game tomorrow, but I'm not sure... --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 12:07, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:On a related note, it looks like the [http://kotaku.com/378793/telltale-games-demos-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-for-wiiware Kotaku] review of the game demo has some more detailed information that was is revealed in the Game Videos piece. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

== External link organization ==

Since it looks like this game will produce a large number of external links (IGN et al. game reviews, material from Telltale, forums), how should we organize them? Traditionally, we've put forum links on the bottom (which in this case would include both Telltale's and ours), and material directly from Telltale at the top. But should we make subsections for each? I'm trying to think of scalability at this point. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:40, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

:I think you're right, it will helpful to have them divided up into sub-sections. I liked {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557820&oldid=557810 what you did}}, but I tried {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557824&oldid=557820 reorganizing it a bit differently}}. Not sure if it's optimal yet; maybe we'll have to wait to see what kinds of external links we end up getting as it's released. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

== Screenshots ==

This may sound silly, but how do you accses the screenshots on the Tell Tale site?
:Not silly at all — scroll down to the end of the dev blog, and just below them on the left-hand side of the page are four TV screen-shaped pictures. Click on one of them to bring up the screenshots. Hope that helps! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:29, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

== question! ==

So will this be available on the Wii Shop Channel under the WiiWare section and can I buy it with Wii points? Becausue if not I can't buy it! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 20:53, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, you'll be able to get it off the Wii Shop Channel. Don't worry. It's for both PC and WiiWare. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:58, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
::Just curious to find out why you can't buy it. Do you not have a Wii? If that's the case, then disregard my next statement. If you do, Wii Points can be each purchase directly through the Wii or purchasing a Wii Points card at many fine retailers. Hopefully, Telltale will announce how many Wii points each episode will be. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

No I have a Wii. It's just that my parents have this weird thing about using credit cards on sites the don't consider "certified". I told them it's through Nintendo and that this website is TBC's JOB but they're just weirdos. So I could only get it by buying the card. Thanks for the info! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 00:10, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

== POM-POMMED?? ==

Did I miss a screenshot/video of Pom Pom? Oh, sure, I count his appearance as likely, but has he actually appeared yet? If not, I think we should remove him from the page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:16, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
:Pom Pom was among the crowd listening to Strong Bad at the end of [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]. Would that count? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:15, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
::No...that doesn't mean he'll appear in the game (I'm sure he will, though). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:55, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Though I put it in an edit summary, I thought I'd better mention it here. Telltale Games currently sells certain HR products, among which are the figurines labeled "Series #1" at the [[Store]]. The description confirms that all nine characters shown are in the game .. and Pom Pom is shown. I quote: "Nine of the characters featured in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" [http://www.telltalegames.com/store/hsrfigurines1]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:21, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm going to be pretty grumpy though if that rules out Homsar, who was in Season 2 Figurines. He is a main character after-all. [[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 13:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::That need not be the case; it didn't say "All nine". I'd be surprised if Homsar doesn't turn up somewhere. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 23:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
::::I've played the game. In the first episode, Homsar isn't physically present, but you can prank call him. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''
:::::Do keep in mind that this discussion took place in May, three months ''before'' the game came out. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date ==

Do we know the presise release date of the first installment of the game, or just that it'll be out in June? I know I'm not the only guy who wants it the second it comes out... {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

I think we just know it'll be out in June... I assume that they'll give an exact date once we get closer to June though. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:36, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The [http://kotaku.com/389429/here-are-your-wiiware-launch-titles dates for WiiWare games are decided entirely by Nintendo], so I'm not sure if Telltale can even give an exact date for the Wii version. The PC version will either have a fixed date, or something like "X days after the Wii version". --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

well, we're almost sure it's going to be june and on a monday because H*R and the wii shop channel update on mondays, and they really only have a week left if it ''is'' going to be in june at all
[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 01:54, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
:It's offical that it's coming out in July instead of June. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:02, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

If it's not going to be delayed again, the last possible day it can be released is July 28.

== Cost? ==

Any word on what the cost will be yet? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The Telltale guys wrote it will be like other episodic games they make. Which means about 9$ (US). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:46, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

== Episode One Info VS the IGN preview ==
Ok, thanks to the preview on the telltale official site, I think we can theorise that the IGN preview actually happens after the scenes in the trailer. 'Homestar Runner invades Strong Bad's house and Bogarts his style.' Of course, it could also be that the trailer scenes are actually a flashback.

Either way, we can't be sure that the game begins with the IGN preview anymore, so I was wondering what we should do about it[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 14:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:I was thinking the same thing. The preview for [[Homestar Ruiner]] seems to take place before Homestar hides in the basement for indecency. From the various reviews, though, it is clear that the preview was still an early build. (For example, the GameCyte review mentions that a plot clue is found under a cardboard box in the middle of the field, but the actual game, the clue location would be more challenging.) I would suspect that Strong Bad going directly from his song to talking to Homestar is a similar splice, and nobody knows what the final sequence will be until it's released in to the wild. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

what is the url for the ign preview? and why isn't it on the wiki? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:55, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:The IGN videos are listed under Press Releases and Promotional Videos. The first two (GameVideos.com and IGN.com) have the footage you are looking for. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== Mii likey, mii likey! ==

So I noticed Telltale is having a [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-338 contest] to design the H*R characters in Mii form and receive Homestar Ruiner as a gift on their Wii. (For those not in the know, downloads can be paid for by Wiis other than the one receiving it.) What I was wondering is, is this contest worthy of its own article or not? This whole development is so...other sitey...that I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around what's Wikiable and what's not. Opinions? --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 13:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:I don't think so, because it's a contest, and we don't normally advertise those here (as far as I know).
::Given that there has never before been an officially [[licensed]] homestar related contest as far5 as i know, that would make it lack of precedent, not that we don't do it. We haven't done it because THEY haven't done it. That being said, is it homestar-related? it is official? yes. therefore, i think maybe we should. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:54, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

== The King of Town's Castle ==
The King of Town's Castle is listed as a confirmed place, but have we actually seen any videos or screenshots with the King of Town's catstle? {{User:Peter222/sig}}
:No, but the plot of Homestar Ruiner informs that one of the tasks to do will be getting files from the KOT's Castle. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 18:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

== Getting grumpy... ==

So do we know at least around what time of the month it's coming out? Like early June or mid-June or closer to July? Not to sound impatient but... aw screw it. I AM impatient! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

:It's been delayed to [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-344 July]. I'm looking forward to it too, but I'm glad they're taking the time to polish it! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== T For Teen ==

Ok we were all surprised it got a t ranking but i bet they TellTale did so on purpose and made the esrb think it was worse than it really was for the moneymaking t rating. and mild suggestive content (if it is not a telltale tall tale) is probably something like saying home run or some other extremely mild euphism. Who agrees? Zelda games do it all the time. [[User:Physicsguymonsterman|Physicsguymonsterman]] 01:00, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:Most of the cartoons on the site would get a T rating as well, if the ESRB system is used. I mean, just look at emails like [[lady fan]], [[sisters]], [[dreamail]], [[do over]]... plenty of suggestive themes there (without even mentioning Coach Z's problems), and the Teen Girl Squad comics probably fulfil the requirements for mild cartoon violence. The Poopsmith pretty much covers crude humour. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:34, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The ESRB ratings are: Early Childhood, Everyone, Everyone 10+, Teen, Mature, Adults Only and Rating Pending. As you can see, Teen is the most suitable rating since the game probably contains "contain violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, simulated gambling, and/or infrequent use of strong language." (The PEGI equivalant is 12+.) Undoubtably, there'll be [[Teen Girl Squad]], references to [[making out]], and maybe some [[whatsit]], [[blood]] and [[crap]]. So I'm assuming TGS is what bumped it up, unless the game contains [[Commandos in the Classroom|''very'' illegal pony fights]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::: (I don't think crap would really bump it up to T considering I've heard damn it in a few E+10 games --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC))
::: Cartoon Violence and rude humor can be in e 10(i think tgs might fit into e actually) whatever the suggestive material is and it would have to be a little but more mature than making out is why it is teen so i think hmmm maybe telltale told theesrb that there was sug mat. even though its making out scince esrb doesnt play the games.
::::I doubt TTG would just tell the ESRB that there was more mature material than it would normally be. As for suggestive material, according to the ESRB website, minimal suggestive material (as long as there's nothing else that would give it a higher rating) can credit a E rating. Suggestive material also is descripted as "Mild provocative references or materials". I'm not sure what else would qualify for the "mild suggestive themes", but remember that the crude humor and mild cartoon violence might merit a "T" rating themselves. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 14:32, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, just look at Brawl. Cartoon Violence and Crude Humor, and it's T. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Okay guys, i think that's enough. the forum is over there, everyone. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:05, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

== Europe? ==

Is this game going to be available in Europe for the Wii?--[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 19:42, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:I can't imagine why not... it's WiiWare remember? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The game [http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/23/?searchString=Homestar+Ruiner&agecategories=&genre=&organisations=348&platforms=&countries=&submit=Search has been PEGI rated], so I'd expect that it will come out. Hopefully, Telltale won't run into the same bottleneck that the Pop developers did while releasing in Europe (the game can be entirely in English, but the manual must be written in every language that can be selected on a PAL Wii's system menu). Also, we'll probably get it on the Friday instead of the Monday, but that's standard for WiiWare. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 04:39, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

:Okay, thanks! It's just that the Nintendo Website for my country (Finland) is extremely pissy and never seems to contain relevant info on what's to be expected on WiiWare or VC. I have to go to Wikipedia most of the time. There isn't any real info on this matter at the official website either. --[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 12:42, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

== TBC Interviews for SBCG4AP ==

Traditionally, when The Brothers Chaps have done an interview, we've made a separate page for it, in part because they were so infrequent. But, so far there has been at least four interviews with them ahead of the launch of the game. The IGN interview already has a page, but I've put the [http://coldhardflash.com/2008/05/chapmans-cool-interview-for-animation-people.html Cold Hard Flash], [http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/05/08/a-chat-with-the-chaps-sbcg4ap-qa/1184 GameCyte] and [http://kotaku.com/5016138/lunchtime-with-the-brothers-chap-strong-bads-creators-speak-and-eat Kotaku] interviews as part of the game promotion list. Given the number of interviews, can they just stay in the list for the game, or should they have their own pages? (and if they stay on the page, should the IGN interview be demoted?) {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 22:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

== Just checking... ==

This is going to be announced on the main page when it's realeased, correct? I just want to make sure. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

== Telltale Teases ==

Is it worth mentioning anywhere the fact that in their last two blog entries, the folks at Telltale have been referencing the anticipation of a release date announcement (and the continuing lack thereof)? For example, [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-355 yesterday's] starts with <blockquote>Sorry, it's still not the announcement you've been waiting for, but we've come up with a little surprise to help ease the pain while you're waiting...</blockquote> {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 15:50, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:Not really. Their not really teasing us. I think they'll probably put the date up within the next week or so...they've probably been starting on the other episodes as well as working on this one, too. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 17:04, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::Actually, I'm 70% convinced it's comeing (sic) out on the 21st. The other 30% of me thinks it's the 28th. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::Well, it has to be a Monday, and it has to be in July, so... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 21:39, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Actually, TellTale and TBC can release the game whenever their black hearts desire to. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:37, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Neither Telltale nor TBC now the release date; Nintendo hasn't told them. Nintendo has to screen the game, then release it on WiiWare. So, Nintendo is to blame, in a way. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::If Nintendo is to blame, it has to be Luigi. He is probably the one stopping all this. I HATE YOU, LUIGI! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:45, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::That is maybe the funniest thing I've ever read on this wiki... =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Well, that's what happens when Homestar eats you. You tend to think poorly of him. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:14, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Of course, you're talking about the American release date. Since this is Nintendo we're talking about, the game won't be released in Europe for another five months. If at all. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Well it's taking too freaking long, in my opinion. I do belieive it's time for some riots. I'll get the pitchforks. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:07, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== One Monday ==

Should it be noted that this shall be the last Monday in July? (Wii Shop only updates on Mondays) {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 01:48, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:New release dat: AUGUST. And I am really angry. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
::I will point out the series trailer is now available for viewing on the Wii Nintendo Channel. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:01, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== Overload? ==

I just had a chilling thought. With the new game-of-fun coming out on the Wii, it would pull in alot of buyers. If I didn't know the Homestar, I'd probubly still buy such a game. And then most buyers would eventually visit the site. With this overflow of people going on the site, It may be too much for the site's compies and it may crash, stopping us from seeing all our daily doses of Homestar 'toons! Anyone have any thoughts on this? [[User: Ben Again|Ben Again]]
:My sister who introduced me to h*r has told me herself that she believes no one who doesn't know the cartoons would buy the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:06, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::The impression I get from the Telltale forums is the majority people buying the title are either fans of H*R or Telltale. However, that's still a pretty large group. I don't think we have to worry about hrwiki bogging down, but I think the TBC will be very happy with the financial results. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 02:19, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Even if it did have an impact I doubt it would be that big of one. Besides, TBC have gotten pretty good at handling bandwidth crunches. See [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#A_question_about_the_Podcasts._-_Red_Toqueytr343 this] to get a small idea of just how much bandwidth they regularly use. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Episode 2 Info ==

IGN.com has an article explaining the announcement at Comic-Con regarding SBCG4AP Episode 2. The title is "Strong Badia the Free" and involves protesting against a new E-mail tax. I can't link to the article now because I'm typing from the Wii Internet Channel. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, we already have [[Strongbadia the Free|a page for it]]. {{User:Peter222/sig}} 18:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== It Won't Be Long? ==

How long does it usually take Nintendo to approve a WiiWare game? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 04:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:I second that question. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::According to a friend in the games industry, the approval process is two to three weeks. Mid-August is a reasonable estimate at this point (11 Aug). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:47, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Navigation bar for SBCG4AP episodes? ==

I know we have the [[:Template:SBCG4AP|template]] for all things relating to the game, including listing all of the episodes. But would it be useful to have a navigation bar near the top where you can switch from episode, like with [[:Template:gamenav|games]] and [[:Template:toonnav|toons]]? 17:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe when Episode 3 comes. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:15, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::Obviously, with only two episodes outlined, there is not enough. But we do know there will be five in this season (with possible more in the future), so it's best to start planning now. I'm just curious if it's even worth considering. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I'd say it is. Of course, this doesn't mean we should jump on this immediately. A navigation bar now will have the same episode on both sides, which isn't very useful. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 20:28, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Are you guys talking about something similar to {{t|mamnav}}? It makes perfect sense to have something like that. I don't know why we wouldn't at least be able to create it now, if not implement it. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 20:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yes, that is what we're talking about. However, like I pointed out, if we implemented it now, we'd have two arrows pointing towards the same episode (kinda like if [[some kinda robot]] and [[homsar]] were the only sbemails). --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Reopening- Now that we have at least the title of the third episode announced and a page created, can we go ahead and create a navigation template for the episodes? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:54, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
:Don't see why not. I tried to do it myself, but it's WAAAAY over my head, so I'm not even gonna try. But it should be put at [[Template:sbcg4apnav]]. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::Okay, I took care of it. Might need some tweaking, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:22, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

== The Nintendo Power Article ==

Does anyone still have a copy of the July issue? And should we make the "interview" a separate article? There were no real inside references in it besides a mention of the "Adventures of Lolo" by Strong Bad. --[[Special:Contributions/70.239.217.122|70.239.217.122]] 19:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
:I gots it. But I think it's copyrighted. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 04:01, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== Wii Price ==

$8.95 = How much in Wii Points? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:$8.95 for one episode 
:$34.95 for season pass 
:1000 Wii points
:{{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 01:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::So 1000 points per episode then? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:36, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::That's what I bet. (Just for reference, 1 Wii Point equals 1 cent) {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::Yea, that's right. 2000 points = $20. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:03, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Then they're overcharging wii points... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::We're not sure that it'll be 1000, but it seems likely. 5 episodes at $10 each = $50, the price for a good Wii game right now. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::::But Wbwolf just said it's $8.95 for each episode... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:14, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::$8.95 is the PC price per episode, or $34.95 if you pre-order the whole series together. $30-$40 is the going price of most new PC games at this point, and $50 is the going price for most new Wii games. We're keeping our episode pricing in line with those. You can learn more from the Games FAQ on the Telltale Games site, or from the Telltale forums. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 03:16, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::So... it WILL be 1000 points then? Yes or no answer pleas, just to clear this up... {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yes. See [http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/54047 this]. But I pre-ordered because I'm special ... and, umm.. don't have a Wii. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::There might (MIGHT) be a fee for the convenience of WiiWare, though. So don't call it overcharging. [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:13, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
''{whacks colons to bits}'' I prefer to think of the PC version cheaper, not the Wii version being more expensive. There are a few features on Wii that computer doesn't have. Or something like that. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== Voice Acting ==

Just a note regarding the amount of voice acting and the claim that Matt and Missy do "most of" it. The most recent time this was added to the article, the editor cited a Gamespot interview. I think the confusion may arise because when asked "How much of the original voices to you have?", Telltale representative Brett Tosti replies that "95% of it is done by Matt Chapman". ''But'' he immediately goes on to say the other 5% is Marzipan (which he confirms is voiced by Missy). In fact, he's pretty emphatic that all of the voices are done by the original H*R talent. They work this fact into the interview twice — they are obviously proud of it. Anonymous, were you refering to a Gamespot interview other than the one with Brett Tosti?

== Behind the Bad ==

[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-367 I LOL'd.] But how should we handle this one? Should it be treated as an interview, or what? -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 00:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:Since it's similar to [[A Day At The Park]], [[Behind The Bad]] is being handled like shorts. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:38, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Reviews/Previews ==

Shouldn't the preview and review links be put in the episode articles the correspond with, instead of the main SBCG4AP article? It seems to me that it would be a bit more efficient and less cluttered if we did it that way. [[User:Dungeonman262|I Can Has a Ye Flask]] 20:34, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:That's a good idea. I was certainly surprised at the number of reviews Homestar Ruiner generated. I would say that general articles and previews should stay with the main article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:36, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Downloading episodes on the Wii... ==

Will each episode have its own space on the Wii Menu? Or will every one be in one channel? Also, will all episodes be the same size as the first one? (300 something blocks) Thanks. [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 02:50, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:I think they'll all be different little blocks on the menu. I'm not so sure about size. Now I'm wondering that too. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:52, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== New IGN interview ==

[http://wii.ign.com/articles/907/907602p1.html Link.] Should we just list this one with the others, or should we transcribe it since it's an actual audio interview with Strong Bad? (although they do joke earlier in the podcast about people transcribing their stuff...) -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 03:00, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:The interview begins 56 minutes in and is ~9 minutes long. (0:56:12 - 1:05:15) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:32, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Good opportunities to link to [[Mashing]] and [[Style]], and even [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] ... IMHO, this one should be transcribed. Well, depending on what you (Cyberlink420) mean by "joking about people transcribing their stuff". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:50, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Listen about 51 minutes in; you'll see what I mean. -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 18:12, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:::Is [[Nintendo Voice Chat Interview - September 3, 2008]] too long for the article name? Oh, and yeah, I found the part you mention Cyberlink... at first I thought you were talking about transcribing ''their'' stuff being H*R stuff, not their podcast. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 00:26, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Steam? ==

Will the series ever be released on Steam? I am asking because both Sam and Max and Bone were released on Steam. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''

== How long? ==

This is probably a stupid question, but I need to ask: How long will the episodes be available? I'm asking because I would really like to play them all, but I'll be stuck with Windows 98 until Christmas, so I won't be able to buy them until then. (I also hope the fact that I'm living in Germany won't be a problem.) --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 19:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
:Also speaking of the game... when is it coming out this month? Don't ignore Cass from Germany's question though.) {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::Keep an eye on the official website. As soon as anyone knows, they'll announce it there. Anything you hear before that is just going to be speculation anyway. (I'm not ignoring Cass's question, I just don't know the answer, though I'd assume they'll be available as long as Telltale is still in business) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 01:30, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, no game on the Virtual Console/WiiWare service has been discontinued since the service was started AFAIK. Even if you're only discussing the PC version, I don't know why they'd remove the downloads unless they went out of business. You should be fine. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels was removed from the European VC (although it was put back on recently). But yeah, no reason for SBCG4AP to be removed from either download service, save for Telltale or Nintendo going out of business. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 17:32, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

== Costume wardrobe errors? ==

I want to know if anyone's costume parts dissappeared or moved, because my carabowdit hair, big moustache and that grey hat-thing from the mailbox are hidden on the floor under the backdrop in the photo booth. I'm almost finished episode 1, with the only thing I need being the first trophy on the collection screen (72%). (edit: I completed the game, just for the data to be corrupted the next day.) [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:17, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date Announced ==

Telltale announced the release of Strong Badia the Free for September 15th. It's on their website.

== Baddest of the bands ==

in the preview in the end of episode 2 it says the name of the next epsiode is "Baddest Of The Bands"
: Yeah, uh, we already have a [[Baddest of the Bands|page]] for it. We haven't finished updating everything connected to it yet though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:26, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

== Drop a whale on 'em ==

As I noted on the [[Strong Badia the Free]] page, the Whale says "Get your lighter from the anvil, please," which can be connected with the fact that you get the lighter from The Cheat (compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]). As I was playing a new game that didn't have the lighter yet when I saw that, I suddenly started wondering something. And then I look up what the whale says in [[Homestar Ruiner]] and:

*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Always double-down with a king in the hole.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You can't get ahead until you get a head.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Sever you head, please. It's the greatest day.

Each of these, though a bit strained, can be compared with an event in Homestar Ruiner. Some of the others too, though they're bigger reaches. Could the whale be giving coded hints??? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:13, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
: A-''HA!!'' I opened up my SBtF second game that had defeated all the countries except Country. Tried talking to the whale several times, but he only said generic stuff that had nothing to do with the rest of the game - and suspiciously enough, did ''not'' say anything about getting a lighter from an anvil. I went on to Country, got the monster to appear, hacked off one head (IT REGROWS!!!), and went back to the whale. And what do I get? "Would you like flaming skulls with that?" He didn't ask that before. And to those who have played the game, I pose the question: WHAT do you need to do in Country in order to defeat the Ice Head of the Taranchula??? With this in mind, I can say with maybe 80% confidence that, yes, the Whale is giving hints. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:28, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
:: And now I see that Venusy came to the same conclusion like a month ago and I'm suddenly that much less impressed with myself. :( --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:29, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

== Another Sam & Max Connection ==

:I was watching video reviews and playing demos of Sam & Max, and I realized that the "new item sound" for SBCG4AP is identical to the sound that's played when you get a new item in Episode 105: Reality 2.0 (that is, when you get something while wearing the virtual reality goggles). Mentionable? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== 3-D animation ==

You know, I noticed something. On the DVD, the 3-D animation looks silly and a bit premature, and in SBCG4AP, the graphics are smoother and much more dignified. I also noticed that most of the lines that are said during the game don't match the animation. And in the Wii menu when Strong Bad says "Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia... THE FREE!" It looks like they just re-used the animation from the first episode when he said "No time for the emails right now. I've got other plans for the Lappy todaaay..." Has anyone noticed those things? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:26, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP Episode 4 Announced ==

I found [http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective here] that the name of the next SBCG4AP will be Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Sound a little familiar? ;) {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:07, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Whooo! YEAH! Dangeresque 3! In video game form! Nice find man ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:11, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::No probalo! {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:17, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I don't think that's actually been announced... [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6787 this thread] tells me that it's not official (when it's official, I'm pretty sure the people on the TellTale forums will know...). That's not to say it's ''not'' going to be Dangeresque 3, but it's also possible that this WiiWare World site just made it up. Until it's official, we won't know, and probably shouldn't be claiming that we do. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:12, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Screencaps or Logos? ==

What type of picture should we use in the episode list? I think we should use screencaps to match the [[Toons]] page. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:34, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:I think the logos are more uniform and look nicer there. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::Ooh, maybe we could use icons! They're uniform and nice-looking, and tell us more about the plots than the logos do. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 16:06, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, after a few days with the icons I've concluded that the screencaps did the best job of summarizing each episode. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:23, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
::::I still disagree. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:44, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't think that uniformity is a strong enough argument to justify replacing the screencaps. The [[Games]] article isn't very uniform, and the [[Toons]] article contains 0 title cards. Why? Because we provide pictures that say something about the plot. We should do the same here. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 13:49, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:This is different. I say we have both icons and title cards, since we have a lot of room. [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604931 This] is what it would look like. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::I like it! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:55, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Why can't we have screenshots instead of those vague icons?!? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:08, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::The icons actually summarize the games far better than the screenshots. I looked at the screenshots and i'm like "what the crap?" but the icons are clearly "oh, homestar in his army uniform. must be a war". I find the screenshots to be far more vague than the icons. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I actually like it better combined like [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604945 this]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:20, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::That'll do, I guess, but I don't see how the Homestar Ruiner icon provides a better summary than the basement picture does. I perfectly see how your argument applies to the other 2 games (not counting Dangeresque because it has no icon yet) though. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The screenshot there doesn't do it either. it's just homestar on the couch. at least this way the table looks like it belongs. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:58, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I don't want to make it sound like I hate your format, but I felt that the basement picture at least tells us that Homestar is depressed in the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:00, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, i understand. So are we agreed on the format i came up with? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:02, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah, I like it. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:06, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::The icon, featuring Dangeresque for episode 4, is now up on the TTG website, if anyone can get it. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:30, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::So, now that [[8-Bit is Enough]] has been announced, what should we use? Wait till Monday? Use this here [[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.jpg]] image? Something else?
We use the logos and icons as we decided. when 8-bit finally comes out with such things, they'll be added as well. for now the "no pictures available" works. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:03, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== Final Episode revealed! ==

I found the final Episode, no joke! Trogdor finally comes back from his brokenness and is out on the loose! In the final Episode of Strong Bad. [http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/11/trogdoooooooor.html Trogdor!] {{User:splashUru1/sig}} 2:49, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Holy Crap. You're kidding. This is too good to be true. There's no way the Trogdor will come in the (3D) NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Should we make an article or something? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 07:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::Not until Telltale tells the tale ([[Senorial Day|groan]]) revealing the episode's name and plot. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:22, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Well should I upload the pics for [[Trogdor]] and the actual SBCG4AP article? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 18:21, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-398 Telltale confirms Trogdor]

== More pictures, better pictures ==

What's with all the crappy pictures? It's a bit odd that the game actually has a function for taking pictures built into it, yet nobody appears to be capable of getting a good screen capture. Most of the SBCG4AP pictures on the wiki are blurry or pixelated - is everyone playing on 640x480, low quality mode, windowed? I don't know how the Wii version works, but surely screenshots saved to SD card from there can't be that pixelated... -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

Oh, and also, we need way more pictures of locations, objects, costumes, etc. -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]
:The only screenshots I've noticed serious problems with are the ones taken from the 4:3 version of the game (and that's mostly because I'm always annoyed with pan-and-scan). I do agree that we need more though. Not every response article has an image yet. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:43, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah, Stinkoman ''definitely'' needs a pic. We could also do with better shots for [[Craig]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 01:24, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

== Less Pictures ==

I move that we delete alot of the screenshots at the bottom. It dwarfs the article, and gives no real purpose. Maybe 2 from each episode?

== Sah-veh, (no) lo-add! ==

If I'm done playing the game and want to quit, I always save when I finish, but I can't load the saved game next time I play! Does anybody know why I'm having this problem or how exactly to load? {{User:Religious Corn/sig}} 23:19, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe you should try the TellTale forums?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:23, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

== Questoon ==

I want to get this game, but may not have enough money to pay for it all. Should I play the episodes chronologically? If not, which one is the best?
:The best is 8-Bit is Enough, but if you can only buy one game, I would recommend Dangeresque 3. Among the most self-contained SBCG4AP games, (the other is Strong Badia the Free) Dangeresque 3 is the best. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 20:19, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

== "Seasons"? ==

I've been reading through some of the SBCG4AP pages, and some paragraphs are defining "the first season" as the first 5 episodes. Does that mean there might be more SBCG4AP episodes? A "second season", if you will? -{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}} 03:22, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
:That was the plan. Whether it's actually going to happen is still unknown, though. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 04:09, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP references stuff ==

Similar to writing "Email" before the name of a Strong Bad Email in articles, should we write something like "SBCG4AP" before the name of an episode of Strong Bad's Game? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:50, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:I think so. It just makes sense, and would let peoples know that it's part of [[sbcg4ap]] without even having to read the article. -[[User:Tizye96|Tizye96]]
::I disagree. I don't quite know why we do it for emails (other than tradition), but if I had to guess, it'd be because of A) the large number of emails compared to everything else, and/or 2) the names being lowercase. Neither of these apply to SBCG4AP. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:02, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

== Screencaps and Logos? ==

"oh, homestar in his army uniform. must be a war" I don't know why I didn't realize it sooner, but all that proved was that the icons are misleading. Which I still believe. Which is why I made a subpage of various compromises between screencaps, logos, and icons. If you want, comment which works the best. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:19, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I think that solution A is probably the most elegant. However, I would point out that the main purpose of the SBCG4AP article is summarize the entire series. Any sort of extended plot summary of each the individual games, as well as screenshots, should be left to the game page. To that end, it may be worth thinking about moving some of the gallery images off (as was done previously with the reviews) to the game pages. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 03:04, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::I don't see what's "misleading" about any of it. It's fine as it was. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:49, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
:::As I explain on my subpage, more time in "Strong Badia the Free" is spent protesting than battling. When the characters finally go off into battle, during the last five minutes of the game I might add, the game just cuts to a loading screen, then shows what happens a week after the battle ended. On a minor note, The Cheat never sports a mohawk in "Baddest of the Bands". {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:53, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
::::And this is a problem why? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:54, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::Well, that "Baddest of the Bands" thing isn't really a problem; I just threw it in there. The "Strong Badia the Free" thing was supposed to show how your argument could be made null by the fact there isn't an onscreen war. Further problems are caused by a fact I pointed out earlier: the "Homestar Ruiner" icon tells us nothing other than the fact Strong Bad is in it. Also keep in mind that you can always weed the Telltale website for seemingly better screencaps. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:01, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::It's nice that you think so. Those are the official images that telltale and TBC chose and i think it's a bit arrogant and presumptuous to call their logos "misleading" and insist that we provide something "better". There's also no reason that we need to have a screencap that gives a good idea of what the game is about on this page. We're just giving the descriptions and links to the articles on the games. In short, it's fine how it is. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
On an unimportant side note, while the main screencaps at the Telltale forum announcements for the last two are the same ones I picked for each episode's main Wiki article, the one for "Strong Badia the Free" tells us even less about the game than the pictures we use. [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6423 Take a look.] But only if you want to. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:18, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
:I made another table on my subpage just now, but it's pretty tall. <s>Is that a problem?</s> I realize now that it is. Also, I'm not sure what to make of this quote: "Those are the official images that telltale and TBC chose and i think it's a bit arrogant and presumptuous to call their logos 'misleading' and insist that we provide something 'better'." I believe I was '''not being presumptuous at all''' because I never called the logos misleading and whenever possible, picked episode screencaps from among those that TBC and Telltale selected. Where did you think I got them from? I can't even pick different screencaps since I play the Wii versions of the episodes. I also wish to respond to this quote: "There's also no reason that we need to have a screencap that gives a good idea of what the game is about on this page. We're just giving the descriptions and links to the articles on the games." You can make a similar argument for the [[Toons]] article, yet we do it anyway. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:40, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
::Something I just noticed is that the official game website has the icons, and pages for each individual episode have screencaps, but the logos are nowhere to be found unless you count videos. So if anyone should be called pretentious and wanting something better than TBC's intents, it would be you. But I fortunately know better than to insult you like that. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 03:44, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm not so sure you do, actually, given that you pretty much '''did''' just say Deffy was pretentious. Sure, you stuck in a modal to make it a hypothetical situation, but that really makes no difference on the effect of what you're saying (i.e., "if anyone should be called pretentious and wanting something better than TBC's intents, it would be you" has basically the same effect as saying "you are pretentious and wanting something better than TBC's intents"). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Oh, I didn't know there was no difference. I thought what I did was kind of like, "You deserve this, but I'm not giving it to you", and that it was completely uncalled for for him to call me arrogant in the first place. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 12:03, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Well, I didn't say there was no difference at all, just that it was basically the same. But the thing is, with actions, you can say "you deserve X, but I'm not going to give it to you", where X = a punch in the face, a kick in the rear, you name it. With words, once you've said them, they're there, regardless of whether you meant to give them or not. Now, as for your assertion that Defender's action were out of line: to be completely fair, he didn't really call ''you'' arrogant; rather, he said what you were doing was "a bit arrogant". Still, I do agree that it was pretty undiplomatic and didn't help the situation. Can we all possibly make up and agree to be cordial from now on? That would be great. Resume content dispute. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 12:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I'm willing to make up if DeFender admits it was uncalled for. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:13, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

== Bonus DVD ==

The bonus DVD version of SBCG4AP is in the works (they are promising to have it out by Comi-Con in July), so a question now becomes, how do we handle the release. Is it like another DVD? Should it be another section of this article? Telltale has [[Telltale:forums/showthread.php?t=8279|given some hints]] of the contents, such as [[Behind The Bad]] and mp3 of songs from the games, but I don't think we've had to deal with a physical release of any of the games before. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 04:22, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

== Better screenshots ==

Are there any screenshots at the official websites for episodes 2 and 3 that do a better job summarizing and promoting the episodes than the ones I selected? Right now, I'm leaning very strongly towards changing the episode 3 picture to the second one featured [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/baddestofthebands/screenshots here]. Regarding Episode 2, I can't say whether the ones of Strong Bad and the flag are better than the protest one because while Strong Bad is in them, he's not really doing anything. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 15:39, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
:So, [[:Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|here's]] the screenshot I was thinking of using for episode 2. Like the one I picked for episode 1, it supplements the summary well, but unfortunately wouldn't hold up if you find it by itself. If it becomes the main screenshot, then I think the gameplay trailer article would have the picture where the flag is in the distance. Is this idea so good or no good? [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=644242 Here] are some examples of how pages would look with the flag picture in place of the protest picture. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 15:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

== Strong Bad emails ==

Excuse me, but I have problems to unlock Strong Bad Emails in the games? Can some one tell me the list how to unlock every Strong Bad emails in the 5 episodes, thanks,
[[User: DJ Dumpy Dump | DJ Dumpy Dump]]
:Step One: Go to the Computer Room (Or Smoky Office in "Dangeresque 3")
:Step Two: Click on the Lappy
:Step Three: Click on an Email
:Step Four: Repeat every time an electronic envelope appears in the upper left hand corner {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:33, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks - [[User: DJ Dumpy Dump | DJ Dumpy Dump]]

Talk:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

2009-05-17T16:36:44Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: /**/Strong Bad emails

Subtitles:sbemail158/fr

2009-05-17T07:57:20Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{subtitles|cliffhangers}}
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<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad">(chant) Oooh, c'est un email, du fric, du fric, du fric.</line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Oooh-ooh... ta gueule</line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Cher Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Résous toutes les intrigues suspendues s'il te plaît."</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Merci," Petite Jakey Steuplémerci."</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. Les intrigues suspendues, hein?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Je n'ai jamais pensé à les appeler comme ça, mais je pense que c'est quel ils sont.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, pourquoi pas ?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">Cette réception est en haut du dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Ok, intrigues suspendues. Préparez vous à être résolues!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, et je vous ai apporté des casse-croûte.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">(échos) T'es un vrai pote, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="507" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Ok, ok. Je sais ce que tu veux vraiment dire, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="544" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Alors, tu veux une résolution, hein?</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="coachz">Et maintenant, Thnikkamec, enfin,</line>
<line start="645" end="688" speaker="coachz">le monde va découvrir ton identité secrète, socrète!</line>
<line start="689" end="733" speaker="coachz">Te rendant de ce fait inutile en tant que Thnikkamec!</line>
<line start="734" end="759" speaker="bubs">J'vais te casser les dents!</line>
<line start="760" end="781" speaker="coachz">Maintenant, passe moi ces lunettes de soleil branchées!</line>
<line start="789" end="843" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="864" end="873" speaker="coachz">Aïe!</line>
<line start="876" end="901" speaker="bubs">Ouais, ta gueule, Coach.</line>
<line start="905" end="952" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">T'as raté de démasquer le Thnikkamec!!!</line>
<line start="959" end="1002" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Parce que tu as une vraiment mauvaise coordination œil-main!!!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="coachz">Ça va, j'ai compris!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1071" speaker="coachz">Mon secret socret a été révéré!</line>
<line start="1091" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, Je sais, Lita Ford... mais je suis en orbite, bébé !</line>
<line start="1140" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je ferai appel tu quand je suis pas --</line>
<line start="1160" end="1184" speaker="sfx">sirène d'avertissement</line>
<line start="1185" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">Strap ! Sirène d'avertissement ! Apportez-le vers le haut sur l'écran.</line>
<line start="1232" end="1267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nous sont sur un collision avec la comète de Malmsteen !</line>
<line start="1270" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Tout force à le humbuckers avant !</line>
<line start="1293" end="1302" speaker="thecheat">Paroles de Le Cheat</line>
<line start="1303" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Humbuckers non connecté ? Alors attrapes le siège,</line>
<line start="1339" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">et se préparer pour vitesse immense !</line>
<line start="1364" end="1415" speaker="strongbad">Si ça c'est le fin, nous pouvons à moins faire grandoise pour les personnes en...</line>
<line start="1425" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">... Groenland.</line>
<line start="1448" end="1485">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1486" end="1501">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1502" end="1517" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="1518" end="1556">
<sfx>dramatic music plays</sfx>
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Will Cap and Strap make it out of this one?</announcer>
</line>
<line start="1558" end="1571" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Tune in next--</line>
<line start="1572" end="1600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nope, none of that. Just get to resolving.</line>
<line start="1601" end="1617" speaker="announcer">Okay!</line>
<line start="1633" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">This is it, Strap!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1696" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute... that's no comet!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">We've wandered into the Forgotten Produce Belt of Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="1745" end="1783" speaker="strongbad">It's guacamole and banana bread time, Strap!</line>
<line start="1785" end="1819" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="1845" end="1866" speaker="strongsad">Look, you can tell me.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1880" speaker="homestar">I can't!</line>
<line start="1881" end="1906" speaker="strongsad">Oh, come on, what is it?</line>
<line start="1911" end="1934" speaker="homestar">I'm... pregnant!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1994" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="2010" end="2044" speaker="strongsad">No... no, you're Homestar.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2060" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2081" speaker="strongsad">The male.</line>
<line start="2082" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, phew.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2143" speaker="homestar">Thought I was a pregnant woman for a second there.</line>
<line start="2145" end="2197" speaker="strongsad">Yeah... uh... I think I'd like my money back now.</line>
<line start="2205" end="2227" speaker="strongbad">And there you go, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="2228" end="2257" speaker="strongbad">All the cliffhangers have been re- Aah!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">My computer's been Lappy-napped! And they cut off her little toe!</line>
<line start="2323" end="2367" speaker="strongbad">Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</line>
<line start="2368" end="2383">
<strongbad>Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</strongbad>
<sfx>dramatic music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2384" end="2415" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="2416" end="2430" speaker="thepaper">preeeeow!</line>
<line start="2440" end="2501" speaker="coachz">Nah, I bet if you take away them cool shades and rip that "TH" off his chest,</line>
<line start="2502" end="2568" speaker="coachz">underneath, you'd find a thin green man with a big ol' "Z" hanging from his--</line>
<line start="2569" end="2616" speaker="bubs">Coach, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?</line>
<line start="2617" end="2638" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I, uh-- no!</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="coachz">Er, uh, rumble-dumble...</line>
<line start="2658" end="2681" speaker="coachz">sports team?!</line>
<line start="2695" end="2730" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, you know who I think done it?</line>
<line start="2731" end="2765" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Think about it, think about it.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2790" speaker="homestar">He's got the history, he's got the motive...</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, are you admitting that you stole my computer?</line>
<line start="2833" end="2873" speaker="homestar">What?! No! I was just making watercooler conversation,</line>
<line start="2874" end="2896" speaker="homestar">trying to sound up with the times,</line>
<line start="2897" end="2918" speaker="homestar">uh, um,</line>
<line start="2918" end="2938" speaker="homestar">sports team?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Marzipan

2009-05-16T15:11:15Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{charnav|Marzipan|marzy|Pom Pom|Coach Z}}
[[Image:NewestMarzipan.png|thumb|The only girl]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|marzipan}}

== Biography ==
'''Marzipan''' is [[The Only Girl|the only female character]] among the [[Characters#Main Characters|primary residents]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. She is tall and thin, with her elongated head a pinkish color. Her eyes consist of two black circles of [[Mismatched Eyes|two different sizes]]. Her mouth is usually seen in a slight curve. She wears her hair in a bright yellow ponytail, (although in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], she claims that blonde is not her true hair color, suggesting that she [[Wikipedia: Hair coloring|dyes]] it), and is almost always seen wearing a purple dress embellished with white trim and gold buttons, along with a matching hair band. Like [[Homestar Runner]], she does not appear to have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]]. Nevertheless, she is still able to pick up and handle objects without any hint of difficulty; for example, she can play the guitar fairly well. She is voiced by [[Missy Palmer]] and is one of the few characters not voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].

[[Image:Marzipan 3D variation.PNG|thumb|"Is that 3D eco-frendly?"]]
Marzipan is Homestar's [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|girlfriend]] (humorously, Missy Palmer acting as Marzipan disclosed in the DVD commentary for [[date]] that Homestar is only her boyfriend while acting, and has "several other boyfriends" off stage). Early on in the site's history, this seemed to be the primary reason for her existence. Her character has developed greatly over time, however, and their dating no longer appears to be their main connection. Marzipan has actually broken up with Homestar on several occasions, and gone out with [[The Cheat]] and [[Bubs]] in [[Date Nite]], some of which were due to the fact that she wished to demonstrate her independence. Other such times involve Homestar's unintentional mean streak; he has even been known to show feelings of contempt and resentment toward his girlfriend, as seen in the email [[narrator]] (where he calls her "some type of enormous alien cow") and [[Happy Fireworks]] (where he uses a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] to imitate her and then tells "her" to shut up). Luckily for Homestar, she continues to love him dearly, and the two always seem to end up together again.

Marzipan's status as the only girl in [[Free Country, USA]] has made her the target of quite a few prank messages on her [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machine]] (most of them left by Strong Bad), as well as the unsolicited romantic attentions of several other characters (most notably [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]]). Despite all this, she is very kind and is friends with almost everyone (though she is not fond of [[The King of Town]], and she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all{{ref|1}}), such as when she helped [[Strong Sad]] make baklava while [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|Strong Bad was in jail]]. She takes a Toga-Yoga class, which is led by Bubs.

[[Image:Marzysign.png|thumb|left|"I'm off to the Chinchilla protest."]]
[[Strong Bad]] once described Marzipan as a "dirty hippie without the dirt"{{ref|2}}. She is a strict vegetarian — she especially enjoys [[tofu]] and other soy products (though in the email [[coloring]] she teaches that "soy is also murder") — and she spends much of her time singing and playing her guitar. Most of her songs are about happiness and nature. She often makes [[Marzipan's Protest Signs|protest signs]] to express her views on issues of varying and personal interest.

[[Image:Marzycouchslouch.png|thumb|Marzipan relaxes]]
Marzipan has been mistaken for a baseball bat, a bell, and a broom. A rip in her "Joey Ramone" costume in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] seems to suggest that her body may actually be shaped like a bell. By contrast, many emails, such as [[secret recipes]], [[date]], [[secret identity]] and [[keep cool]], show her sitting in a manner that seems to contradict that possibility. In the email [[big white face]], Strong Bad mentions that her head is like a baseball bat. In the email [[long pants]], she claims that she is not a broom, much to Homestar's surprise. In [[highschool]], she is shown to have long, skinny legs like [[Wikipedia: Daphne Blake|Daphne]] from [[Wikipedia: Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]], but due to the fact that Strong Bad has an "unphotographic memory" (or "doodle memory"), this may or may not be true. Though she is often mistaken for such distinctly shaped objects, Strong Bad refers to Marzipan as "[[Wikipedia:Human|human]]" in [[retirement]].

Marzipan has a tendency to anthropomorphize inanimate objects — for example, she talks to her guitar, [[Carol]], asks [[Strong Sad]] to help resurrect her ficus plant, [[Credenza]], from the dead in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], and once names an ordinary sandwich "[[Homestar Jr.]]", proceeding to treat it as though it were a small child. In addition, she has occasionally been fooled by poor imitations of Homestar, such as [[Tofu Homestar]] from [[The Luau]] and [[The Cheat]]'s costume from the email [[do over#Easter Eggs|do over]]. Also, in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], she created a potion that could transform Homestar into several different entities, including a strange clone of herself. Upon such instances, Marzipan tends to show more affection to (and quite possible ''receives'' more positive attention ''from'') these pseudo-Homestars than she does her real boyfriend. It is unclear if this reflects a desire to change or replace her current beloved, although she believes her relationship with Homestar has always been open{{ref|3}}.

Marzipan sometimes works with other characters on various projects. For example, The Cheat made a Flash video for her song "[[Oh yeah yeah]]". She has also teamed up with both The Cheat and [[Strong Mad]] to form a band called [[Cool Tapes]], in which she sings lead and plays Carol. She has appeared in the ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' series of short films as [[Cutesy Buttons]], and once attempted to teach Strong Bad how to make an [[lady_fan|attractive centerpiece]] out of junk mail and kitty litter. She has also hosted a [[Fall Float Parade]] with Coach Z and taught a cult-like "[[School|kindergarten]]" class with Homestar, Strong Mad, and [[Homsar]]. In [[DNA Evidence]], it is said that she is allergic to pecans.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Marzipan's House]]
*'''First Appearance:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*'''Official Debut:''' [[She Loves Me!]]
*[[:Category:Marzipan Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

===Sources===
# {{note|1}} Email [[marzipan]]
# {{note|2}} [[Yearbook Character Page#Marzipan|Marzipan's Yearbook Character Page]]
# {{note|3}} [[Date Nite]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidMarzipan.png|thumb|"Yay!"]]
''{'''Page Title''': Oh Yeah Yeah!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Marzipan's Gazebo]]}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Hi, I'm Marzipan, and this is my guitar Carol. Say hi, Carol. ''{performs an E major scale}'' Ooh, E scale. Nice choice. When I'm not rockin' out, I like to dig in my garden and eat. I'm a fiercely independent woman, and I'm fiercely independent about the soy products that I choose. Homestar Runner and I ''{Homestar leans in frame}'' are one hot item when I say we are. And today we are/are not*.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yay!/Boo!* ''{leans out of frame}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I like baby animals, and cats and dogs. But it makes me sad to see cats and dogs in the same room together. Okay, bye. I'm off to the Chinchilla protest.
''{She pulls out a protest sign that reads "Chinchillas OUT!! (of my basement)" and walks away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{leaning in frame}'' Boo!/Yay!* ''{leans out of frame}''

<nowiki>*</nowiki>''Sometimes Marzipan says "And today we are", to which Homestar responds "Yay!" and sometimes she says "And today we are not", in which case Homestar says "Boo!" Whichever reply (yay or boo) he did not give will be his response at the end.''

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:grinning marzipan.png|thumb|Yes, she does have teeth.]]
*The [[Old Characters Page]], now in the [[museum]], said The King of Town was Marzipan's father. However, it is the only such reference on the site, and [[The Brothers Chaps]] have since reported in interviews (such as [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|the Club Aquatica interview]]) that this was an idea they had early in the site's development but have since abandoned.
**In the [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview]], this [[Inconsistencies Within the Homestar Runner Universe|inconsistency]] was explained as a [[wikipedia:Retcon|retcon]]. When asked about the "rumors" of Marzipan being the King of Town's daughter, Marzipan herself replied that, "Those allegations are completely false. The King was trying to make himself look better by association. That poor man. That poor fat, filthy man."
*[[Wikipedia:Marzipan|Marzipan]] is also a confectionery consisting primarily of ground almonds and sugar that derives its characteristic flavor from bitter almonds.
*In an interview with Wired magazine, Missy Palmer said that Marzipan started out as a hippie, but over time her personality has changed to match Missy's own.
*The character page title is a reference to Marzipan's song "Oh yeah yeah" from the email [[marzipan]].
*According to Strong Bad, Marzipan is allergic to pecans.
*Marzipan has a cousin named Deborah whom Strong Bad said he considered hot in [[Happy Dethemberween]].
*As revealed in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]], she has apparently had "questionable" surgery to have her nose removed.
*In [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], Homestar refers to Marzipan's mother as "Mrs. Marzipan", and implies that she is frequently divorced. Marzipan says her latest stepfather is named Seth and works in a "philosophy department", presumably at a university.
*Marzipan's only known visible body part is her head, and [[Kick-A-Ball]] reveals that none of her limbs are visible.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Marzipan]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*Marzipan Alien Cow ([[narrator]])
*[[Teenage Marzipan]] ([[highschool]])
*[[Trading Cards|Marzi-PANCAKE]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:I Dream of Jeannie|Jeannie]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lisa Lopes|Left Eye Lopes]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Margaret Lanterman|The Log Lady]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Beaker (Muppet)|Beaker]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Prince (musician)|Prince]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Stevie Ray Vaughan|Stevie Ray Vaughan]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"|[[Date Nite]]|mirror:marzi_iras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."|[[Fall Float Parade]] blooper|Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?"|[[Jibblies 2]] outtake|Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert."|Extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]|Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Word Booty!"|[[looking old]]|Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."|Fuller version of song from [[Happy Hallow-day]]|Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."|[[Fall Float Parade]] outtake|Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."|QotW exclusive|Mirror:doley-o.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3}}
*{{qotw|The [[Cool Tapes]] song|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm the only girl"|[[Who Said What Now?]]}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Marzipan Evolution]]
*[[Marzipan Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Marzipan|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_marzy.html|watch Marzipan's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_marzy.swf|view the Flash file for Marzipan's character video]]

{{Characters|Marzipan}}

[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Marzipan

2009-05-16T15:10:45Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{charnav|Marzipan|marzy|Pom Pom|Coach Z}}
[[Image:NewestMarzipan.png|thumb|The only girl]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|marzipan}}

== Biography ==
'''Marzipan''' is [[The Only Girl|the only female character]] among the [[Characters#Main Characters|primary residents]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. She is tall and thin, with her elongated head a pinkish color. Her eyes consist of two black circles of [[Mismatched Eyes|two different sizes]]. Her mouth is usually seen in a slight curve. She wears her hair in a bright yellow ponytail, (although in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], she claims that blonde is not her true hair color, suggesting that she [[Wikipedia: Hair coloring|dyes]] it), and is almost always seen wearing a purple dress embellished with white trim and gold buttons, along with a matching hair band. Like [[Homestar Runner]], she does not appear to have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]]. Nevertheless, she is still able to pick up and handle objects without any hint of difficulty; for example, she can play the guitar fairly well. She is voiced by [[Missy Palmer]] and is one of the few characters not voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].

[[Image:Marzipan 3D variation.PNG|thumb|"Are that 3D is eco-frendly?"]]
Marzipan is Homestar's [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|girlfriend]] (humorously, Missy Palmer acting as Marzipan disclosed in the DVD commentary for [[date]] that Homestar is only her boyfriend while acting, and has "several other boyfriends" off stage). Early on in the site's history, this seemed to be the primary reason for her existence. Her character has developed greatly over time, however, and their dating no longer appears to be their main connection. Marzipan has actually broken up with Homestar on several occasions, and gone out with [[The Cheat]] and [[Bubs]] in [[Date Nite]], some of which were due to the fact that she wished to demonstrate her independence. Other such times involve Homestar's unintentional mean streak; he has even been known to show feelings of contempt and resentment toward his girlfriend, as seen in the email [[narrator]] (where he calls her "some type of enormous alien cow") and [[Happy Fireworks]] (where he uses a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] to imitate her and then tells "her" to shut up). Luckily for Homestar, she continues to love him dearly, and the two always seem to end up together again.

Marzipan's status as the only girl in [[Free Country, USA]] has made her the target of quite a few prank messages on her [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machine]] (most of them left by Strong Bad), as well as the unsolicited romantic attentions of several other characters (most notably [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]]). Despite all this, she is very kind and is friends with almost everyone (though she is not fond of [[The King of Town]], and she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all{{ref|1}}), such as when she helped [[Strong Sad]] make baklava while [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|Strong Bad was in jail]]. She takes a Toga-Yoga class, which is led by Bubs.

[[Image:Marzysign.png|thumb|left|"I'm off to the Chinchilla protest."]]
[[Strong Bad]] once described Marzipan as a "dirty hippie without the dirt"{{ref|2}}. She is a strict vegetarian — she especially enjoys [[tofu]] and other soy products (though in the email [[coloring]] she teaches that "soy is also murder") — and she spends much of her time singing and playing her guitar. Most of her songs are about happiness and nature. She often makes [[Marzipan's Protest Signs|protest signs]] to express her views on issues of varying and personal interest.

[[Image:Marzycouchslouch.png|thumb|Marzipan relaxes]]
Marzipan has been mistaken for a baseball bat, a bell, and a broom. A rip in her "Joey Ramone" costume in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] seems to suggest that her body may actually be shaped like a bell. By contrast, many emails, such as [[secret recipes]], [[date]], [[secret identity]] and [[keep cool]], show her sitting in a manner that seems to contradict that possibility. In the email [[big white face]], Strong Bad mentions that her head is like a baseball bat. In the email [[long pants]], she claims that she is not a broom, much to Homestar's surprise. In [[highschool]], she is shown to have long, skinny legs like [[Wikipedia: Daphne Blake|Daphne]] from [[Wikipedia: Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]], but due to the fact that Strong Bad has an "unphotographic memory" (or "doodle memory"), this may or may not be true. Though she is often mistaken for such distinctly shaped objects, Strong Bad refers to Marzipan as "[[Wikipedia:Human|human]]" in [[retirement]].

Marzipan has a tendency to anthropomorphize inanimate objects — for example, she talks to her guitar, [[Carol]], asks [[Strong Sad]] to help resurrect her ficus plant, [[Credenza]], from the dead in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], and once names an ordinary sandwich "[[Homestar Jr.]]", proceeding to treat it as though it were a small child. In addition, she has occasionally been fooled by poor imitations of Homestar, such as [[Tofu Homestar]] from [[The Luau]] and [[The Cheat]]'s costume from the email [[do over#Easter Eggs|do over]]. Also, in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], she created a potion that could transform Homestar into several different entities, including a strange clone of herself. Upon such instances, Marzipan tends to show more affection to (and quite possible ''receives'' more positive attention ''from'') these pseudo-Homestars than she does her real boyfriend. It is unclear if this reflects a desire to change or replace her current beloved, although she believes her relationship with Homestar has always been open{{ref|3}}.

Marzipan sometimes works with other characters on various projects. For example, The Cheat made a Flash video for her song "[[Oh yeah yeah]]". She has also teamed up with both The Cheat and [[Strong Mad]] to form a band called [[Cool Tapes]], in which she sings lead and plays Carol. She has appeared in the ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' series of short films as [[Cutesy Buttons]], and once attempted to teach Strong Bad how to make an [[lady_fan|attractive centerpiece]] out of junk mail and kitty litter. She has also hosted a [[Fall Float Parade]] with Coach Z and taught a cult-like "[[School|kindergarten]]" class with Homestar, Strong Mad, and [[Homsar]]. In [[DNA Evidence]], it is said that she is allergic to pecans.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Marzipan's House]]
*'''First Appearance:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*'''Official Debut:''' [[She Loves Me!]]
*[[:Category:Marzipan Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

===Sources===
# {{note|1}} Email [[marzipan]]
# {{note|2}} [[Yearbook Character Page#Marzipan|Marzipan's Yearbook Character Page]]
# {{note|3}} [[Date Nite]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidMarzipan.png|thumb|"Yay!"]]
''{'''Page Title''': Oh Yeah Yeah!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Marzipan's Gazebo]]}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Hi, I'm Marzipan, and this is my guitar Carol. Say hi, Carol. ''{performs an E major scale}'' Ooh, E scale. Nice choice. When I'm not rockin' out, I like to dig in my garden and eat. I'm a fiercely independent woman, and I'm fiercely independent about the soy products that I choose. Homestar Runner and I ''{Homestar leans in frame}'' are one hot item when I say we are. And today we are/are not*.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yay!/Boo!* ''{leans out of frame}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I like baby animals, and cats and dogs. But it makes me sad to see cats and dogs in the same room together. Okay, bye. I'm off to the Chinchilla protest.
''{She pulls out a protest sign that reads "Chinchillas OUT!! (of my basement)" and walks away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{leaning in frame}'' Boo!/Yay!* ''{leans out of frame}''

<nowiki>*</nowiki>''Sometimes Marzipan says "And today we are", to which Homestar responds "Yay!" and sometimes she says "And today we are not", in which case Homestar says "Boo!" Whichever reply (yay or boo) he did not give will be his response at the end.''

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:grinning marzipan.png|thumb|Yes, she does have teeth.]]
*The [[Old Characters Page]], now in the [[museum]], said The King of Town was Marzipan's father. However, it is the only such reference on the site, and [[The Brothers Chaps]] have since reported in interviews (such as [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|the Club Aquatica interview]]) that this was an idea they had early in the site's development but have since abandoned.
**In the [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview]], this [[Inconsistencies Within the Homestar Runner Universe|inconsistency]] was explained as a [[wikipedia:Retcon|retcon]]. When asked about the "rumors" of Marzipan being the King of Town's daughter, Marzipan herself replied that, "Those allegations are completely false. The King was trying to make himself look better by association. That poor man. That poor fat, filthy man."
*[[Wikipedia:Marzipan|Marzipan]] is also a confectionery consisting primarily of ground almonds and sugar that derives its characteristic flavor from bitter almonds.
*In an interview with Wired magazine, Missy Palmer said that Marzipan started out as a hippie, but over time her personality has changed to match Missy's own.
*The character page title is a reference to Marzipan's song "Oh yeah yeah" from the email [[marzipan]].
*According to Strong Bad, Marzipan is allergic to pecans.
*Marzipan has a cousin named Deborah whom Strong Bad said he considered hot in [[Happy Dethemberween]].
*As revealed in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]], she has apparently had "questionable" surgery to have her nose removed.
*In [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], Homestar refers to Marzipan's mother as "Mrs. Marzipan", and implies that she is frequently divorced. Marzipan says her latest stepfather is named Seth and works in a "philosophy department", presumably at a university.
*Marzipan's only known visible body part is her head, and [[Kick-A-Ball]] reveals that none of her limbs are visible.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Marzipan]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*Marzipan Alien Cow ([[narrator]])
*[[Teenage Marzipan]] ([[highschool]])
*[[Trading Cards|Marzi-PANCAKE]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:I Dream of Jeannie|Jeannie]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lisa Lopes|Left Eye Lopes]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Margaret Lanterman|The Log Lady]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Beaker (Muppet)|Beaker]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Prince (musician)|Prince]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Stevie Ray Vaughan|Stevie Ray Vaughan]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"|[[Date Nite]]|mirror:marzi_iras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."|[[Fall Float Parade]] blooper|Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?"|[[Jibblies 2]] outtake|Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert."|Extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]|Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Word Booty!"|[[looking old]]|Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."|Fuller version of song from [[Happy Hallow-day]]|Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."|[[Fall Float Parade]] outtake|Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."|QotW exclusive|Mirror:doley-o.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3}}
*{{qotw|The [[Cool Tapes]] song|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm the only girl"|[[Who Said What Now?]]}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Marzipan Evolution]]
*[[Marzipan Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Marzipan|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_marzy.html|watch Marzipan's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_marzy.swf|view the Flash file for Marzipan's character video]]

{{Characters|Marzipan}}

[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Marzipan and The King of Town's Relationship

2009-05-16T11:03:37Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: it needed an intro!

[[Image:MP&KOT.png|thumb|"Stop doing that right now."]]
Like most of the characters, Marzipan dislike the King of Town, though they get along sometimes.
==Marzipan and the King of Town in Conflict==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Marzipan scolds the King of Town for eating her candy corn lights.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The King of Town threatens to tell people about Marzipans surgery because she told everyone his middle name is Wad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — When [[Strong Bad]] gets house arrest from The King of Town, Marzipan hosts a peaceful protest, writes [[Can't You Hear the Wind Blow?|a song]] about how she doesn't like The King of Town, and lets Strong Bad burn an effigy of The King of Town.

==Marzipan and the King of Town getting along==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — The King of Town appears to be helping Marzipan plot against Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Marzipan signed a pact with the [[Municipality]] not allowing [[Strong Bad]] through Marzistar/Homezipan.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]

Strong Bad and The Poopsmith's Relationship

2009-05-16T10:55:36Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

[[Image:50cake.PNG|thumb|"I hope there's no hard feelings."]]
[[Strong Bad]] is, quite understandably, disgusted by [[The Poopsmith]]. However, unlike other characters he dislikes, he is rarely abusive to The Poopsmith. This might be less because he likes The Poopsmith and more because, as he notes in [[your friends]], "the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof". However, they do occasionally get along.

==Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in Conflict==
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — In the commentary, Strong Bad goes on a tirade about how much The Poopsmith stinks.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad mocks The Poopsmith's Laser Tag costume.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad (disguised as [[Homestar Runner]]) refuses to judge The Poopsmith's pumpkin and pretends not to notice him.
*[[Revenge of the King]] — If [[The King of Town]] wins, The Poopsmith stands by and watches as Strong Bad is lowered into his pile of [[whatsit]].
*Email [[labor day]] — Strong Bad makes fun of The Poopsmith, along with all the other characters who walk by.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — As part of his "one last plan", Strong Bad holds The Poopsmith for ransom.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad counts The Poopsmith as part of "everyone [he] hate[s]" and later prods him out of his house with a [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot|fondue fork]].
*Email [[disconnected]] — [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Body]], as part of "rioting against the [[Municipality]]", throws rocks at The Poopsmith.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad bans The Poopsmith from using his pool.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers The Poopsmith to be one of "the lame characters".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]— Through The King of Town's orders, The Poopsmith beats Strong Bad senseless and puts a collar on his neck that will explode if Strong Bad leaves his house.

==Strong Bad and The Poopsmith Getting Along==
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad apparently invited The Poopsmith to his Marshmallow Roast.
*Email [[your friends]] — The Poopsmith is the only main character Strong Bad doesn't harm.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad decides that he's been a little hard on The Poopsmith and decides to give him a cake.
*Email [[winter pool]] — The Poopsmith saves Strong Bad's life (as well as his own and Homestar Runner's) by summoning The King of Town to eat all the [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] so they can escape.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad picks The Poopsmith fourth for his kickball team ahead of all the other characters he consistently doesn't get along with, and not begrudgingly as when he picks [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]].

==Strong Bad and The Poopsmith Working Together==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The Poopsmith participates in [[Awexome Cross '98]].
*Email [[couch patch]] — According to [[History according to Strong Bad|Strong Bad's story]], The Poopsmith hoses down Strong Bad after he was exposed to "a stench of biblical proportions".
*Email [[local news]] — The Poopsmith helps Strong Bad with [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — The Poopsmith breaks his vow of silence to sing the intro song for Strong Bad's two hundredth email. Strong Bad comments that he is "almost not totally disgusted" (though he quickly retracts the sentiment).
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — The Poopsmith plays the role of the kidnapped victim in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]

The King of Town

2009-05-15T18:58:02Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{charnav|The King of Town|kot|Bubs|The Poopsmith}}
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''' (middle name being [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]]), self-nicknamed the "KOT", is the ''de jure'' ruler of [[Free Country, USA]] (though in [[labor day]], [[Strong Bad]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed). However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white, with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard (though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that the white is fur or hair, as he has pink flesh underneath). He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[peas]] and [[The Cheat]]; he had a long-standing aversion to [[whatsit]] which finally ended in [[fan club]]). His favorite food is [[butter]], though in [[Homestar Ruiner]], he claims that [[chocolate]] is one of his "several hundred culinary weaknesses." As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, he has many, sometimes serious, health problems, as it is the norm for him to have several heart attacks after eating. According to the [[record book]], he is the "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result.

[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]

He employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] reseller as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether The King of Town has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "king", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace" (as could be interpreted from his character video). In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town (including one known as "Onion King of Town"), although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], so it seems likely that he was lying about there being other Kings of Town as well.

Although the King of Town wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] when he tackled The King of Town while thinking he was going to eat The Cheat in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in [[Strong Badia the Free]] .

The King of Town can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]] it is implied that the King of Town has been married to a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King of Town as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidKingofTown.png|thumb|"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."]]
''{'''Page Title''': Go Go Cookie Dough!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]}''

''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed he was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would ''earn'' an item of equal or lesser value by purchasing a different item.
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King of Town has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King of Town appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King of Town once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", [[Strong Bad]] claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him.
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the king of town possesses powers of teleportation (or at least ninja smoke-bombs).

==Favorite Foods==

The King of Town has several things he loves to eat, both [[The King of Town's Food|food items]] and [[Eating Non-Food Items#The King of Town|non-food items]] alike.
(He is not seen eating some of the items listed, but they are stored in his pantry or have been mentioned.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Food !! Appears In
|-
| Animal Phat || [[suntan]], [[the bet]]
|-
| Anything with "[[butter]]" in the name || [[Who Said What Now?]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[suntan]], [[the bet]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Army-Style Mayo|Army Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Awwww Gratin Potatoes|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] from '83 || [[the bet]]
|-
| Bleached Buttered Bats || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Buffalo wings || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| Candy Corn-shaped Halloween lights || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Cardboard Boxes]] covered in syrup || [[monster truck]]
|-
| Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Chocolate dipped tapeworm || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2]]
|-
| Coal || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Corn dog batter || [[#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's character video]]
|-
| Cotton balls || [[diorama]]
|-
| Creamy Ding Snack Cakes || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food|Decemberween Bunnies]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets|Denture tablets]] || [[retirement]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Deodorants|Deodorant]] || [[secret recipes]]
|-
| Electrical cable || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Fried Turkey || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| [[Giblet]] gravy || [[more armies]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Giant Pile of Salt|Giant piles of salt]] || [[record book]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Gravied Yams|Gravied Yams]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| [[Ham]] || [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] erasers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Himself || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| His moustache || [[#Character Video Transcript|His character video]]
|-
| His foot || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| His tongue || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Ice Style Cream|Ice Style Cream]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Lamb || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|-
| Marshmallows || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| Meatballs || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) || [[nightlife]]
|-
| Oatmeal || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Octopus || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oliveloaf || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Omelette || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oysters || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[Pizza]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], [[pizza joint]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] || [[business trip]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins|Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[Potate]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Pickled monkey fingers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Prescription ice cream || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|-
| Puppies || [[rated]]
|-
| Raw [[eggs]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Color Flavored|Red Flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] || [[winter pool]]
|-
| Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| A TV remote control || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Salisbury Sundaes || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Scorpion Food || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Sheep || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
| [[Strong Sad]]'s "disturbing soft-serve flip" || [[keep cool]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Stuffinged Ham|Stuffinged Ham]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| Toilet paper || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Turducken|Turduckens]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Whatsit]] || [[fan club]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]] || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Wooden tables || [[unnatural]]
|}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:McDonaldLand#Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[wikipedia:Harland Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

The King of Town

2009-05-15T18:57:01Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: edited the O part, more stuff

{{charnav|The King of Town|kot|Bubs|The Poopsmith}}
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''' (middle name being [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]]), self-nicknamed the "KOT", is the ''de jure'' ruler of [[Free Country, USA]] (though in [[labor day]], [[Strong Bad]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed). However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white, with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard (though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that the white is fur or hair, as he has pink flesh underneath). He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[peas]] and [[The Cheat]]; he had a long-standing aversion to [[whatsit]] which finally ended in [[fan club]]). His favorite food is [[butter]], though in [[Homestar Ruiner]], he claims that [[chocolate]] is one of his "several hundred culinary weaknesses." As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, he has many, sometimes serious, health problems, as it is the norm for him to have several heart attacks after eating. According to the [[record book]], he is the "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result.

[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]

He employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] reseller as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether The King of Town has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "king", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace" (as could be interpreted from his character video). In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town (including one known as "Onion King of Town"), although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], so it seems likely that he was lying about there being other Kings of Town as well.

Although the King of Town wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] when he tackled The King of Town while thinking he was going to eat The Cheat in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in [[Strong Badia the Free]] .

The King of Town can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]] it is implied that the King of Town has been married to a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King of Town as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidKingofTown.png|thumb|"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."]]
''{'''Page Title''': Go Go Cookie Dough!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]}''

''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed he was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would ''earn'' an item of equal or lesser value by purchasing a different item.
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King of Town has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King of Town appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King of Town once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", [[Strong Bad]] claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him.
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the king of town possesses powers of teleportation (or at least ninja smoke-bombs).

==Favorite Foods==

The King of Town has several things he loves to eat, both [[The King of Town's Food|food items]] and [[Eating Non-Food Items#The King of Town|non-food items]] alike.
(He is not seen eating some of the items listed, but they are stored in his pantry or have been mentioned.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Food !! Appears In
|-
| Animal Phat || [[suntan]], [[the bet]]
|-
| Anything with "[[butter]]" in the name || [[Who Said What Now?]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[suntan]], [[the bet]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Army-Style Mayo|Army Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Awwww Gratin Potatoes|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] from '83 || [[the bet]]
|-
| Bleached Buttered Bats || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Buffalo wings || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| Candy Corn-shaped Halloween lights || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Cardboard Boxes]] covered in syrup || [[monster truck]]
|-
| Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Chocolate dipped tapeworm || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2]]
|-
| Coal || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Corn dog batter || [[#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's character video]]
|-
| Cotton balls || [[diorama]]
|-
| Creamy Ding Snack Cakes || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food|Decemberween Bunnies]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets|Denture tablets]] || [[retirement]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Deodorants|Deodorant]] || [[secret recipes]]
|-
| Electrical cable || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Fried Turkey || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| [[Giblet]] gravy || [[more armies]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Giant Pile of Salt|Giant piles of salt]] || [[record book]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Gravied Yams|Gravied Yams]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| [[Ham]] || [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] erasers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Himself || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| His moustache || [[#Character Video Transcript|His character video]]
|-
| His foot || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| His tongue || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Ice Style Cream|Ice Style Cream]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Lamb || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|-
| Marshmallows || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| Meatballs || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) || [[nightlife]]
|-
| Oatmeal || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Octopus || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oliveloaf || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Omelette || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oysters || [[Baddest of Bands]]
| [[Pizza]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], [[pizza joint]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] || [[business trip]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins|Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[Potate]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Pickled monkey fingers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Prescription ice cream || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|-
| Puppies || [[rated]]
|-
| Raw [[eggs]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Color Flavored|Red Flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] || [[winter pool]]
|-
| Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| A TV remote control || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Salisbury Sundaes || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Scorpion Food || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Sheep || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
| [[Strong Sad]]'s "disturbing soft-serve flip" || [[keep cool]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Stuffinged Ham|Stuffinged Ham]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| Toilet paper || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Turducken|Turduckens]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Whatsit]] || [[fan club]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]] || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Wooden tables || [[unnatural]]
|}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:McDonaldLand#Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[wikipedia:Harland Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

The King of Town

2009-05-15T18:32:52Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: His tongue and his mouth aren't hints, I checked!

{{charnav|The King of Town|kot|Bubs|The Poopsmith}}
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''' (middle name being [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]]), self-nicknamed the "KOT", is the ''de jure'' ruler of [[Free Country, USA]] (though in [[labor day]], [[Strong Bad]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed). However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white, with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard (though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that the white is fur or hair, as he has pink flesh underneath). He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[peas]] and [[The Cheat]]; he had a long-standing aversion to [[whatsit]] which finally ended in [[fan club]]). His favorite food is [[butter]], though in [[Homestar Ruiner]], he claims that [[chocolate]] is one of his "several hundred culinary weaknesses." As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, he has many, sometimes serious, health problems, as it is the norm for him to have several heart attacks after eating. According to the [[record book]], he is the "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result.

[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]

He employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] reseller as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether The King of Town has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "king", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace" (as could be interpreted from his character video). In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town (including one known as "Onion King of Town"), although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], so it seems likely that he was lying about there being other Kings of Town as well.

Although the King of Town wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] when he tackled The King of Town while thinking he was going to eat The Cheat in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in [[Strong Badia the Free]] .

The King of Town can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]] it is implied that the King of Town has been married to a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King of Town as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidKingofTown.png|thumb|"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."]]
''{'''Page Title''': Go Go Cookie Dough!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]}''

''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed he was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would ''earn'' an item of equal or lesser value by purchasing a different item.
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King of Town has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King of Town appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King of Town once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", [[Strong Bad]] claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him.
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the king of town possesses powers of teleportation (or at least ninja smoke-bombs).

==Favorite Foods==

The King of Town has several things he loves to eat, both [[The King of Town's Food|food items]] and [[Eating Non-Food Items#The King of Town|non-food items]] alike.
(He is not seen eating some of the items listed, but they are stored in his pantry or have been mentioned.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Food !! Appears In
|-
| Animal Phat || [[suntan]], [[the bet]]
|-
| Anything with "[[butter]]" in the name || [[Who Said What Now?]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[suntan]], [[the bet]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Army-Style Mayo|Army Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Awwww Gratin Potatoes|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] from '83 || [[the bet]]
|-
| Bleached Buttered Bats || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Buffalo wings || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| Candy Corn-shaped Halloween lights || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Cardboard Boxes]] covered in syrup || [[monster truck]]
|-
| Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Chocolate dipped tapeworm || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2]]
|-
| Coal || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Corn dog batter || [[#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's character video]]
|-
| Cotton balls || [[diorama]]
|-
| Creamy Ding Snack Cakes || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food|Decemberween Bunnies]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets|Denture tablets]] || [[retirement]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Deodorants|Deodorant]] || [[secret recipes]]
|-
| Electrical cable || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Fried Turkey || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| [[Giblet]] gravy || [[more armies]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Giant Pile of Salt|Giant piles of salt]] || [[record book]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Gravied Yams|Gravied Yams]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| [[Ham]] || [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] erasers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Himself || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| His moustache || [[#Character Video Transcript|His character video]]
|-
| His foot || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| His tongue || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Ice Style Cream|Ice Style Cream]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Lamb || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|-
| Marshmallows || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| Meatballs || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) || [[nightlife]]
|-
| [[Pizza]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], [[pizza joint]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] || [[business trip]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins|Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[Potate]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Pickled monkey fingers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Prescription ice cream || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|-
| Puppies || [[rated]]
|-
| Raw [[eggs]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Color Flavored|Red Flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] || [[winter pool]]
|-
| Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| A TV remote control || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Salisbury Sundaes || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Scorpion Food || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Sheep || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
| [[Strong Sad]]'s "disturbing soft-serve flip" || [[keep cool]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Stuffinged Ham|Stuffinged Ham]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| Toilet paper || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Turducken|Turduckens]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Whatsit]] || [[fan club]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]] || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Wooden tables || [[unnatural]]
|}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:McDonaldLand#Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[wikipedia:Harland Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)

2009-05-08T06:55:07Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: Sorry, mispelled "however"

[[Image:Sbcg4ap-ep3 coolcar.png|thumb|"Looks like we're ready to make some album-cover history!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brick Wall==
===Brick Wall===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lots of cool bands have posed in front of this wall over the years... lots of cool midget bands.

===Box===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a head band}'' All right, a head band! I can use this to keep sweat from streaming into my eyes while I'm belting out power ballads in the photo booth.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.

==Bubs' Concession Stand==
===Bubs===
:'''While Bubs has the Fun Machine'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
::'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
::'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad.

:'''Automatically triggers when both conditions required to start signing up bands are met'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, now that you've gotten some celebrity judges, and duped that poor marshmallow boy into running security, it's time to start signing up some acts!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Some acts! That's a great idea!
::'''BUBS:''' Here are the entry forms. ''{Puts the forms on the counter}'' I'd say the entry fees for three bands would be enough to cover your video game repairs.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Three it is! Let me just put on my invisible concert-promoter hat. ''{Mimes putting on a hat... a very large, floppy-brimmed hat}'' There we go! Time to sign up some crappy bands! ''{Takes the forms}''
::'''BUBS:''' And I'LL get started on building some stages!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs. Got any hot tips on cool bands?
::'''BUBS:''' Well, there's Cool Tapes over at Marzipan's, Pom-Pom's over at the Club--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, didn't you and Coach Z used to be in a band?
::'''BUBS:''' Coach Z? Don't talk to me about that big green sellout! ''{Walks out}''

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No hard feelings about the "conspiring to get you repeatedly punched in the face thing?"
::'''BUBS:''' Oh it's cool. Whenever I get mad about it, I just roll around naked in all the money I made from the concert!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Guh. Gro-day.

====Bubs → Fun Machine====
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Fun Machine. Note that Fun Machine → Bubs has the same effect'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, you gotta help me! It's my Fun Machine! It's... broken! ''{Places Fun Machine on the counter}''
::'''BUBS:''' It is? Well, we can fix that, no problem! ''{Takes Fun Machine}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good. I was afraid that--
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupting}'' That'll be one big sack of cash.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' One big sackajawhat?
::'''BUBS:''' One big sack of cash. This is gonna be a tricky job. I gotta order some parts, hire some skilled labor, go back to night school, maybe take some tap lessons...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get a big sack o' cash?
::'''BUBS:''' You could get a job. I sure could use an Assistant Grime Taster.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No, the has to be a more convoluted way, but how?
::''{Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}''
::'''GAME LARRY:''' Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That it's! I'll put on a Battle Royale of the Bands, and use the profits to fix my Fun Machine!!
::'''BUBS:''' I know all about putting on concerts, Strong Bad. I'll even help you out!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You will?
::'''BUBS:''' Sure, I love little side projects. I'm knitting a winter vest with my feet right now, see?
::''{Shot of Strong Bad from below the counter. Knitting sounds can be heard.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In an interested tone of voice}'' Terrifying! So, who should I get for my Battle Royale of the Bands?
::'''BUBS:''' Slow down, there, Strong Band! Before you start signing up any acts, you're gonna need two things: Security and Celebrity Judges.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Booooring.
::'''BUBS:''' Without celebrity judges, noone's gonna bother to come see the kind of fourth-rate acts that will pay to be in a contest. And without someone running security, who'll monitor the line to the Cold Ones stand, the mist tent, the port-o-potties?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who the crap wants THAT job?
::'''BUBS:''' I dunno, man, but while you were staring at my feet, I made you this deluxe Security Jacket. ''{Gives jacket to Strong Bad}'' Get some poor sap to wear this thing and find me some celebrity judges, then we'll be in illegitimate business!

:'''While Bubs has the Fun Machine'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe you're making me pay actual real money for my Fun Machine repairs.
::'''BUBS:''' Buh-lieve it.

====Bubs → Battle of the Bands Stage====
'''Appears when one of ''Strong Bad winning the Limozeen contest'' or ''Strong Sad becoming the security guy'' occurs.'''

:'''If Strong Bad wins the contest first'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Isn't it time to find some bands for my concert?
::'''BUBS:''' Not until you get some dummy to handle security.

:'''If Strong Sad becomes the security guy first'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I please start booking bands now?
::'''BUBS:''' Not until you sign up some cool celebrity judges.

====Bubs → Security Jacket====
:'''Before Strong Sad has the security jacket'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get anyone to wear this ridiculous security jacket?
::'''BUBS:''' Why don't you try lying through your teeth? Always works for me.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What about lying through your rectangular mouth?
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I suppose that'd work, toothless.

:'''After Strong Sad has the security jacket'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How's Strong Sad working out as the head of concert security?
::'''BUBS:''' He's great!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Really?
::'''BUBS:''' No, but the kid sure looks good in yellow.

====Bubs → Judges====
:'''Before Strong Bad wins the Limozeen contest'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know how hard it is to find A-List celebrites in this Z-List town?
::'''BUBS:''' Tell me about it! For my last infomercial, I skipped the A-List, the B-List, and went straight to the FBI Most Wanted List! ''{Holds up a picture of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] holding a drawn-on food processor, with "WANTED" written across the top, and "food processor" across the bottom.}'' Though Biscuitdoughhandsman sure helped me sell a lotta food processors.

:'''After Strong Bad wins the Limozeen contest'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you believe that Limo-freakin'-zeen is going to judge my Battle Royale of the Bands?
::'''BUBS:''' That's great! I hope they don't trash my hotel rooms.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Also known as the floor of your concession stand?
::'''BUBS:''' Yes!

====Bubs → Limozeen Letter====
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Limozeen Letter. Note that Limozeen Letter → Bubs has the same effect'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! I found some celebrity judges for the Battle of the Bands!
:'''BUBS:''' Who dat?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, just a little small-time band called LIMOZEEN! ''{Gets out the contest flyer and waves it at Bubs}''
:'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? I'll make millions selling hairspray and scarves!

:'''If Strong Bad still has the security jacket, continue'''
::'''BUBS:''' Now just find somebody dumb enough to handle security and we can start signin' up some bands!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'! But it's a really ugly jacket. You'd have to trick someone into putting it on.

====Bubs → Contest Flyer====
:'''If Strong Bad obtained the flyer before giving the Fun Machine to Bubs'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the deal with this win-a-day-with-Limozeen contest?
::'''BUBS:''' How should I know? Sometimes I just pin random stuff up on my wall to make it look pretty.
::{{short hr}}
:'''If discussed thereafter'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, if I won a day with Limozeen, do you think THEY'D be good celebrity judges for my concert?
::'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? Yeah, I bet they're just the right amount of washed-up to be the perfect celebrity judges.

====Bubs → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
:'''BUBS:''' Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.

====Glossy → Bubs====
:'''If signed with Bubs' name'''
::'''BUBS:''' Hey thanks! I bet I could sell this to myself for a quick buck!

===Contest Flyer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the flyer}'' Hey, what's this? Some kind of old contest entry form? ''{Reads}'' "Win a Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen's Album Cover Design Contest! If you've got a photo that you think is tough enough, simply scribble your name and address on the back, slap on a stamp, and send it to blah blah blah blah blah. If your photo is chosen, you get to spend a whole day with Limozeen for your Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous!" ''{Puts flyer away}'' Whoa, and entire day with Limozeen at my call and beck! That. Would be. So. ''{Quickly}'' Tremendously-awesome-that-it-kinda-hurts-my-brain-and-I-maybe-need-some-aspirin!

===Diamond-Plated Record===
:'''While Bubs is present'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this jobbie here, Bubs?
::'''BUBS:''' That's my diamond-encrusted plantanium record I got back in the day for selling a bajillion records!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, from your days with the Two-O-Duo.
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't you say that name-o!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' About this gold spray-painted record--
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Angrily}'' I don't wanna talk about it!

:'''After the alarm has been stolen'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, I can take this-- ''{Grabs the record, which doesn't move}'' What the--? ''{Straining to move the record}'' Urrrr! ''{Gives up}'' It's superglued to the counter. Pretty sneaky, Bubs.

:'''While Bubs is absent'''
::'''BUBTRONIC:''' ''{Bubtronic pops up from below the counter, and a flashing light descents from the ceiling}'' Bubtronic Security Robot activated!
::''{First time only}''
:::'''BUBTRONIC:''' Sit your butt down until the authorities arrive!
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, crap.'''

::'''BUBTRONIC:''' Bubtronic Security Robot activated! ''{Repeats until the player does some action}''

====Bubtronic Security Robot====
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grabs the robot}'' Gah! Stupid! Bubs! Robot! Won't! Move! ''{To '''Any other action'''}''

====Alarm====
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if I can... ''{Takes the alarm.}''
::'''BUBOTRONIC:''' {winding down} BUBOTRONIC SECurity alarm activat...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't meant alarm you, Ro-Bubs, but I think you just got neutered. Uh-oh, looks like I just stole something from Bubs' own dang store! I better frame somebody for this quick!

====Any other action====
::''{First time only}''
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' Aha, gotcha! You've just been caught by my new security robot! It's omnipotent, omnipresent, and omni-awesome! ''{Robot descends back under the counter}'' Now keep your hands off my stuff while I go back to plannin' your concert! ''{Bubs walks away}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why didn't he just build me one of those to run security?
::{{short hr}}
::''{Second time only}''
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' I SAID, stop tryin' to steal my stuff! ''{Robot disables, Bubs walks away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' Knock it off! ''{Robot disables, Bubs walks away}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Finds poster}'' Hmm. It's a poster from the last Two-O-Duo concert before their unfortunate break-up

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I honestly thought it was called ''{zooms in on sign}'' "Bubs' Conces 5 Stand" for years.

===Stencil===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be what Bubs used to make that lame security jacket. ''{Takes the stencil}''

=="Eat at Bub's" Sign==
===Starfish===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs doesn't need this lightéd star. Why does he waste money on advertising when he's the only game in town? ''{Takes the starfish}'' And he's right over there. ''{Points}''

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Eat at Bubs'." Do I have to?

==The Gremlin==
===Hot Car===
:'''At game start, and after the car has reverted to normal'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Make-Out-Mobile is looking epically fearsome today.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Good ol' Gremmie.

:'''If anything is on the car, but Strong Bad does not have the Defaced Album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Not bad. Now if I only had some reason to put some crap on a car.

:'''If anything is on the car, and Strong Bad does have the Defaced Album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad pulls out the Defaced Album and compares it to the car}'' Okay, not too shabby, but it's still not jumping out at me... and tearing out my jugular.

:'''If everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the defaced album and compares in to the car}'' THAT is the coolest living heavy metal album cover EVER! I gotta save this for posterity!

====Camera → Hot Car====
:'''If there is nothing on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, I WOULD like to capture this pointless moment with a cheap instant photograph. ''{Backs up and takes a photo}'' Yup, pointless.

:'''If anything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get a good look at what we've got here. ''{Backs up and takes a photo.}'' Not bad, not bad, but it doesn't really sing to me yet. Right now, it's just going "screek screek screek" to me instead.

:'''If everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'm feeling lucky about this one... let's see now. ''{Backs up and takes out the camera. Close-ups of each item follows}'' Dinosaur? Check. Burning car? Check. Imploding star? Check. Hot blonde with a sword? Check. ''{The Cheat strikes a pose. Back to Strong Bad}'' Looks like we're ready to make some album-cover history. Hey, The Cheat, why don't you give us a good scream, something that says "terrified", "determined", and "ooh, my loincloth!"
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{"aye-aye sir"-type noises}'' Eeeeeee! ''{The extremely high-pitched harmonics in The Cheat's scream attract the bats, which fly around as he strikes another pose.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, this is great! I'd better take the before I lose the light, or something. ''{Takes the picture... which, when it is displayed to the player, looks somewhat different to reality}'' Man, did I choose the right lens or what!? This is, like, the coolest album cover ever! I better send this off to Limozeen before its coolness freezes a hole through my pants!

====Fake Sword → Hot Car====
:'''Before getting the defaced album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No way. That thing's armor is like, plus four! And this crappy sword is like, negative zero.

:'''After getting the defaced album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I want a sword on my album cover, I'm gonna need a hot blonde to be holding it. Or at least a blonde.

====Stuffed Animal → Hot Car====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Backing up}'' Through the magic of forced perspective, the unsuspecting automobile is threatened by the long-thought-extinct ''{places Poodonkis on the ground}'' GIANT POODONKIS! ''{Shot of Poodonkis "threatening" the car}'' Rarr!

====Starfish → Hot Car====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' One fish, two fish, starfish, carfish. ''{Puts the starfish on the car's antenna.}'' I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish.

===Oil Slick===
:'''Only selectable before it gets set alight'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. That oil slick is new. Maybe it also has smoke screen! And missiles!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Someone should really do something about (or preferably with) that oil slick.

====Lighter → Oil Slick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what was it that Strong Sad told me about cleaning oil spills?
:''{Flashback to Strong Bad and Strong Sad standing in The Field}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As flashback Strong Sad}'' Umm... set it on fire
:''{Back to the present}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, big little brother.
:'''If Strong Sad is already the security guy, he'll come in his security jacket and billy club, if not, he'll appear in his normal "clothes", however'''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Running up}'' I never said that!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Too late! ''{Pulls out the lighter and drops it in the oil slick, which promptly catches fire.}''

===Stuffed Animal===
:'''After placing'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty Poodonkis...

===The Cheat===
:'''When not everything is on the car yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for comin' out today, The Cheat. You ready to do this thing?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It doesn't feel right yet, does it?
:'''When everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, baby! You ready to make some magic?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Annoyed The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, already! Just let me get my F-stop adjusted.

==Photo Booth==
:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

==Stage Construction Site==
'''Location only appears when Strong Bad is signing up bands for the concert'''

===Bubs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad.

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the first band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, that's one band down. Get a couple more to sign up, and we'll have ourselves a contest!

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the second band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Okay, now we're talkin'! If you can get one more act to sign up, we'll be ready to start rakin' 'n' rollin' in the dough!

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the third band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, that's three acts! Looks like your show is ready to go, Strong Bad!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' At last! Now I can finally fix my precious Fun Machine! Now gimme that muh-ney.
::'''BUBS:''' Slo-ho-ho-w down there, Richie Rich! First let me take out the expenses...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Expenses!?
::'''BUBS:''' Let's see, here's the prize money, the trade unions, the port-o-potties, the poopmasons, the 10% I'm skimming off the top behind your back... ''{mumbles}'' ... carry the G...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, how much?
::'''BUBS:''' Good news, Strong Bad! You've made exactly one-half a big sack of cash!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' But I need an ENTIRE big sack of cash to fix my Fun Machine!
::'''BUBS:''' Want a job? I sure could use a Second Second Assistant Foot Rub Jockey...
::''{As Strong Bad thinks, Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}''
::'''GAME LARRY:''' Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Or, I could form my OWN band, win my OWN Battle of the Bands, and use the PRIZE MONEY to fix my own Fun Machine!!
::'''BUBS:''' I can't believe how much sense that makes!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turning away}'' Now, who's left to join my band?
::''{Shot of Homsar and the King of Town. The King of Town finishes eating a Wii remote.}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaa!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Can I borrow a thousand napkins?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crap.
::''{Scene automatically changes to the DÖI stage}''

====Bubs → Cool Tapes====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't really think anyone wants to see Marzipan's crappy band, do you?
::'''BUBS:''' Who cares if anybody wants to see 'em, so long as you entry fee 'em?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. Good point.

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs! I signed Cool Tapes up to the Battle Royale!
::'''BUBS:''' Marzipan signed something YOU gave her?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. ''{Disappointed}'' But she told me to tell you the entry fee's in the mail.
::'''BUBS:''' Didn't trust you with the money, huh?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No. She doesn't trust scorpions as hairdressers either.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I've signed up the Cool Tapes, so that should bring in the hippie chicks, the muscleheads, and the whatever-the-crap-The-Cheat-is...es.
::'''BUBS:''' Awesome!

====Bubs → Pom Pom====
:'''Only available until Pom Pom joins the Battle of the Bands.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is Pom Pom really worth trying to sign up for my concert? It's not like he can sing or anything.
:'''BUBS:''' No, but boy can he tickle the ivories. AND the ebonies! I heard a rumour he's looking for a singer, though. Could be a nice addition.

====Bubs → PomStar====
:'''Only available after Pom Pom joins the Battle of the Bands.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, I suckered Homestar and Pom Pom into performing at the Battle Royale! ''{Gives Bubs PomStar's entry form}''
:'''BUBS:''' Homestar and Pom Pom have a band? That sounds like a delicious catastrophe!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it will be. But hey, as long as Pom Pom's check clears, I'll happily watch as they go down in flames.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm a little worried about the potential musical catastrophe I'm midwifed by bringing Homestar and Pom Pom together.
:'''BUBS:''' Ah, don't sweat it. You'd be surprised at the kinds of duos that have caught on over the years - Pork 'n' Leaves, Biscuits 'n' Foot Cramps...

====Bubs → Bubs====
:'''Only available until the Two-O-Duo is reunited.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, why don't YOU enter my Battle of the Bands?
:'''BUBS:''' Cause I'm not in a band any more. And battles give me gas!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to you and Coach Z's band?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Pulls out a Two-O-Duo album, which Strong Bad takes}'' You mean Two-O-Duo? We broke up when Coach Z went soft. Our songs used to be about stickin' it to the man... and kickin' it to The Cheat...
:''{Flashback to Bubs, Coach Z and The Cheat standing in front of the brick wall, Coach Z and Bubs alternate between [[kicking the Cheat]].}''
:'''COACH Z:''' My name is Coach Z. . . ''(kicks the Cheat)''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' and Bubs is my cohort . . . ''(Bubs kicks the Cheat))''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' So put on your Cheat kickers . . . ''(Coach Z kicks the Cheat AGAIN)''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' and let's kicka the Chort! ''(Bubs . . . well, you know the rest)''
:''{Cuts back to Bubs talking to Strong Bad}''
:'''BUBS:''' ... but now all he does is obsess over Marzipan and sleep in a locker. No, the Two-O-Duo is through-o until Coach Z starts acting like an O.G.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure you won't enter the Battle Royale?
:'''BUBS:''' Not while Coach Z's still a sell-out.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but what if he suddenly, I dunno, became cool again? ''{A long pause, then both Bubs and Strong Bad burst out laughing}'' But seriously...
:'''BUBS:''' I might think about joinin' back up with the Thin Green Duke if he started actin' like his old self again, breakin' the law, raisin' the ruckus... the kinda stuff we used to rhyme about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Break law, raise ruckus, got it.

====Bubs → Two-O-Duo====
:'''Only available after the Two-O-Duo is reunited.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs, is the Two-O-Duo ready for its big comeback?
:'''BUBS:''' Heck, yeah! ''{Picks up a keytar and mimes playing it}'' I got Skeezy all tuned up and everything! ''{Puts it down again}'' And since I'm handling the logistics, I'll just take the entry form and the entry fee myself! Ka-ching!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you fired up to perform in the Battle of the Bands?
:'''BUBS:''' You know it! Tell him, Skeezy!

====Bubs → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
:'''BUBS:''' Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.

===Stage Construction===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's looking pretty rickety, Bubs. What happens when the crowd riots and bum-rushes the stage?
:'''BUBS:''' Rickety? I'm using galvanized nails, man!

==The Stick==
:'''Before being toilet-papered
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{fanfare}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on sticking it out, sticky.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{Pause}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' And, that's about all there is.

:'''After being toilet-papered
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care what anyone says, I think you look better all covered in toilet paper. ''{Pause}'' Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? Stop giving me that disappointed look. Okay?

====Bleach → The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the bleach, then looks at it and the stick}'' Nah, one thing I've learned the hard way is that it's a really bad idea to mess with the local flora and/or fauna without a conventient patsy to pin it on.

====Toilet Paper → The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I never thought it WAS such a bad little The Stick. It's not bad at all. Maybe it just needs a little love... and toilet paper.
:''{Strong Bad dresses up the stick in toilet paper, and tops it with the starfish, magically teleported from its previous location on the Gremlin's antenna.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his Senor Cardgage voice}'' Merry Vandalism, Strongly Brown!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Walking up}'' Strong Bad! Did you scandalize and vandalize The Stick?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm an innocent man, Bubs, see? ''{Points at the Coach Z stamp on the toilet paper}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Incredulously}'' Coach Z?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know! Who'da thought?
:'''BUBS:''' Man, he hasn't pulled THAT stunt since Halloween of '83! ''{Walks off}''

==Strong Badia==
===Strong Badian fence===
:'''If SECURITY is not painted on the fence'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Someone's been vandalizing Strong Badia's precious natural resources.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, repainting this is seriously gonna deplete Strong Badia's treasury. I may have to raise taxes! Sorry, Tire.

:'''If SECURITY is spray painted on the fence'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' "SECURITY..." The crappy old job masquerading as a hot new band!

====Aerosol Cheese → Fence====
:'''If the stencil is not on the fence'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence}'' Hmm... yes! ''{Strong Bad has made a little stick-figure Strong Bad}'' Well, that was the opposite of good. I wonder if there's a trick to good graffiti?
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not wasting any more of this delicious goo until I figure out an easy way to vandalize with style.

:'''If the stencil is on the fence'''
::''See Aerosol Cheese → Stencil''

:'''If SECURITY has been painted on the fence
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think that's enough cheese-ffiti for now.

====Stencil → Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Places stencil on fence}'' This seems like a good place for a stencil.

====Aerosol Cheese → Stencil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence}'' Now THAT'S a spicy piece of graffiti!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks up}'' Excuse me, is this the fabled fence where all the hipsters vandalize public property with the names of all their favorite bands?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, yes. Yes it is.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, good. I'm a snooty rock journalist looking for the next big thing... to be pretentious about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do tell.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" Hmm...

===Stencil===
:''{Only when on the fence)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good. Now if only I had some spray paint. Or some spray... something.

===Strong Badia sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Badia, Pop: Tire." Pop... tire... Pop tire! Hey, that's pretty funny! Why did I never get that before?

===Strong Sad===
:''Only appears after spray-painting "Security" to the fence''

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, the concert's over. You don't have to wear that jacket any more.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, since there's already so much positive buzz about them, I decided I would just go ahead and start a band called "Security" myself! Listen to my first hit single! ''{Sings to the tune of ''Hugo Left Me Miserable''}'' Security left... security left--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Yeah, that's enough of that.

====Strong Sad → Strong Badian Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, is Strong Badia's fence everything you'd hoped it would be?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And more! I'm especially intrigued by this new band called "Security." I've been hearing a lot of buzz about them.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. I can't go anywhere without hearing people whispering about "getting Security."

====Strong Sad → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I got a story for you, Mister Snooty Rock Journalist: "Prepare ye all butts for maximum kickage, as Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!!"
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, you're not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, really. It'll have security and celebrity judges and everything!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And ponies?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and ponies! Whu-hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Chortles}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You can't fool me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You don't think I'm cool enough to be a fan of that cool new "Security" band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah. That's it exactly.
:''{Continued below}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THIS, Brother Sad, is a tour jacket for the hot new indie band, Security!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Security? The hot new band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the one!
:''{Continued below}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Where'd you get that jacket? I have to have one!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, good luck with that. These babies were all snapped up by the hipsters weeks ago!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess I could let you borrow mine for a while.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Really?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As long as you promise not to get any failure on it.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I promise! I won't fail you. ''{Takes the jacket}'' Hip indie cred-ville, here I come! ''{Moves to put it on. Shot of Strong Bad covering his eyes, then back to Strong Sad with the jacket on}'' How do I look?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Like a guy who's totally tapped into today's underground music scene!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm gonna show this off to everybody! ''{Runs off}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you do that.
:''{Scene changes to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Sad walks up, humming.}''
:'''BUBS:''' Hey! Security guy!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{As Strong Bad approaches in the background}'' Is that what they call fans of Security? Interesting. Well, hello yourself, Security guy.
:'''BUBS:''' No, dummy! That's what I call dummies who have signed up to run security at Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Buh-but--
:'''BUBS:''' You're wearin' my security jacket, ain't ya?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, but--
:'''BUBS:''' So take this billy club and get securitizin'! ''{Gives Strong Sad the billy club}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay... ''{Walks off}''

===Tire===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Tire once told me he was a spare on Limozeen's tour bus, but I think he was just ''inflating'' his resume! ''{snickering}'' Pfff-pfhh.

===Strong Badian flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Strong Badian flag is flying at half-mast until the Fun Machine returns to full-mast.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' At last, Strong Badia's long national nightmare is over!

==The Whale==
===Drive-Thru Whale===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what sort of gibberish the ol' Drive-Thru Whale is spouting today.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I'm a pretty girl! ''{The whale's water spout shoots off}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that was unexpected.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Long overhead shot. Camera noise}'' What the-?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' ''{Plays a tune}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Woo-hoo!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Backing up may result in severe liver damage.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We hope you enjoyed your life, come again!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!

====Hanger → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{If the hanger is used on the whale before the first time Strong Bad talks to it, then the first-time exchange between them is played automatically at this point.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch in horror as I merge fish and technology in one ungodly combination!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks up}'' Actually, the whale is really a mammal, and--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Rise, Fish-hanger, RISE! ''{Strong Sad walks away as Strong Bad jams the hanger into the whale's blowhole. Sparks fly}'' Sparks! That's an evil experiment's way of saying "thanks!"

===Hanger===
:''{Strong Bad rotates the hanger a quarter-turn}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Finds shoes}'' I can't wait to stroll down Hollywood Boulevard in these Hollywood Boulevardes! I gotta try these on at the photo booth.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)

2009-05-08T06:52:56Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

[[Image:Sbcg4ap-ep3 coolcar.png|thumb|"Looks like we're ready to make some album-cover history!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brick Wall==
===Brick Wall===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lots of cool bands have posed in front of this wall over the years... lots of cool midget bands.

===Box===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a head band}'' All right, a head band! I can use this to keep sweat from streaming into my eyes while I'm belting out power ballads in the photo booth.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.

==Bubs' Concession Stand==
===Bubs===
:'''While Bubs has the Fun Machine'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
::'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
::'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad.

:'''Automatically triggers when both conditions required to start signing up bands are met'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, now that you've gotten some celebrity judges, and duped that poor marshmallow boy into running security, it's time to start signing up some acts!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Some acts! That's a great idea!
::'''BUBS:''' Here are the entry forms. ''{Puts the forms on the counter}'' I'd say the entry fees for three bands would be enough to cover your video game repairs.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Three it is! Let me just put on my invisible concert-promoter hat. ''{Mimes putting on a hat... a very large, floppy-brimmed hat}'' There we go! Time to sign up some crappy bands! ''{Takes the forms}''
::'''BUBS:''' And I'LL get started on building some stages!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs. Got any hot tips on cool bands?
::'''BUBS:''' Well, there's Cool Tapes over at Marzipan's, Pom-Pom's over at the Club--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, didn't you and Coach Z used to be in a band?
::'''BUBS:''' Coach Z? Don't talk to me about that big green sellout! ''{Walks out}''

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No hard feelings about the "conspiring to get you repeatedly punched in the face thing?"
::'''BUBS:''' Oh it's cool. Whenever I get mad about it, I just roll around naked in all the money I made from the concert!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Guh. Gro-day.

====Bubs → Fun Machine====
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Fun Machine. Note that Fun Machine → Bubs has the same effect'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, you gotta help me! It's my Fun Machine! It's... broken! ''{Places Fun Machine on the counter}''
::'''BUBS:''' It is? Well, we can fix that, no problem! ''{Takes Fun Machine}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good. I was afraid that--
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupting}'' That'll be one big sack of cash.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' One big sackajawhat?
::'''BUBS:''' One big sack of cash. This is gonna be a tricky job. I gotta order some parts, hire some skilled labor, go back to night school, maybe take some tap lessons...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get a big sack o' cash?
::'''BUBS:''' You could get a job. I sure could use an Assistant Grime Taster.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No, the has to be a more convoluted way, but how?
::''{Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}''
::'''GAME LARRY:''' Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That it's! I'll put on a Battle Royale of the Bands, and use the profits to fix my Fun Machine!!
::'''BUBS:''' I know all about putting on concerts, Strong Bad. I'll even help you out!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You will?
::'''BUBS:''' Sure, I love little side projects. I'm knitting a winter vest with my feet right now, see?
::''{Shot of Strong Bad from below the counter. Knitting sounds can be heard.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In an interested tone of voice}'' Terrifying! So, who should I get for my Battle Royale of the Bands?
::'''BUBS:''' Slow down, there, Strong Band! Before you start signing up any acts, you're gonna need two things: Security and Celebrity Judges.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Booooring.
::'''BUBS:''' Without celebrity judges, noone's gonna bother to come see the kind of fourth-rate acts that will pay to be in a contest. And without someone running security, who'll monitor the line to the Cold Ones stand, the mist tent, the port-o-potties?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who the crap wants THAT job?
::'''BUBS:''' I dunno, man, but while you were staring at my feet, I made you this deluxe Security Jacket. ''{Gives jacket to Strong Bad}'' Get some poor sap to wear this thing and find me some celebrity judges, then we'll be in illegitimate business!

:'''While Bubs has the Fun Machine'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe you're making me pay actual real money for my Fun Machine repairs.
::'''BUBS:''' Buh-lieve it.

====Bubs → Battle of the Bands Stage====
'''Appears when one of ''Strong Bad winning the Limozeen contest'' or ''Strong Sad becoming the security guy'' occurs.'''

:'''If Strong Bad wins the contest first'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Isn't it time to find some bands for my concert?
::'''BUBS:''' Not until you get some dummy to handle security.

:'''If Strong Sad becomes the security guy first'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I please start booking bands now?
::'''BUBS:''' Not until you sign up some cool celebrity judges.

====Bubs → Security Jacket====
:'''Before Strong Sad has the security jacket'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get anyone to wear this ridiculous security jacket?
::'''BUBS:''' Why don't you try lying through your teeth? Always works for me.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What about lying through your rectangular mouth?
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I suppose that'd work, toothless.

:'''After Strong Sad has the security jacket'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How's Strong Sad working out as the head of concert security?
::'''BUBS:''' He's great!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Really?
::'''BUBS:''' No, but the kid sure looks good in yellow.

====Bubs → Judges====
:'''Before Strong Bad wins the Limozeen contest'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know how hard it is to find A-List celebrites in this Z-List town?
::'''BUBS:''' Tell me about it! For my last infomercial, I skipped the A-List, the B-List, and went straight to the FBI Most Wanted List! ''{Holds up a picture of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] holding a drawn-on food processor, with "WANTED" written across the top, and "food processor" across the bottom.}'' Though Biscuitdoughhandsman sure helped me sell a lotta food processors.

:'''After Strong Bad wins the Limozeen contest'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you believe that Limo-freakin'-zeen is going to judge my Battle Royale of the Bands?
::'''BUBS:''' That's great! I hope they don't trash my hotel rooms.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Also known as the floor of your concession stand?
::'''BUBS:''' Yes!

====Bubs → Limozeen Letter====
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Limozeen Letter. Note that Limozeen Letter → Bubs has the same effect'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! I found some celebrity judges for the Battle of the Bands!
:'''BUBS:''' Who dat?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, just a little small-time band called LIMOZEEN! ''{Gets out the contest flyer and waves it at Bubs}''
:'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? I'll make millions selling hairspray and scarves!

:'''If Strong Bad still has the security jacket, continue'''
::'''BUBS:''' Now just find somebody dumb enough to handle security and we can start signin' up some bands!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'! But it's a really ugly jacket. You'd have to trick someone into putting it on.

====Bubs → Contest Flyer====
:'''If Strong Bad obtained the flyer before giving the Fun Machine to Bubs'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the deal with this win-a-day-with-Limozeen contest?
::'''BUBS:''' How should I know? Sometimes I just pin random stuff up on my wall to make it look pretty.
::{{short hr}}
:'''If discussed thereafter'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, if I won a day with Limozeen, do you think THEY'D be good celebrity judges for my concert?
::'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? Yeah, I bet they're just the right amount of washed-up to be the perfect celebrity judges.

====Bubs → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
:'''BUBS:''' Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.

====Glossy → Bubs====
:'''If signed with Bubs' name'''
::'''BUBS:''' Hey thanks! I bet I could sell this to myself for a quick buck!

===Contest Flyer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the flyer}'' Hey, what's this? Some kind of old contest entry form? ''{Reads}'' "Win a Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen's Album Cover Design Contest! If you've got a photo that you think is tough enough, simply scribble your name and address on the back, slap on a stamp, and send it to blah blah blah blah blah. If your photo is chosen, you get to spend a whole day with Limozeen for your Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous!" ''{Puts flyer away}'' Whoa, and entire day with Limozeen at my call and beck! That. Would be. So. ''{Quickly}'' Tremendously-awesome-that-it-kinda-hurts-my-brain-and-I-maybe-need-some-aspirin!

===Diamond-Plated Record===
:'''While Bubs is present'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this jobbie here, Bubs?
::'''BUBS:''' That's my diamond-encrusted plantanium record I got back in the day for selling a bajillion records!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, from your days with the Two-O-Duo.
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't you say that name-o!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' About this gold spray-painted record--
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Angrily}'' I don't wanna talk about it!

:'''After the alarm has been stolen'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, I can take this-- ''{Grabs the record, which doesn't move}'' What the--? ''{Straining to move the record}'' Urrrr! ''{Gives up}'' It's superglued to the counter. Pretty sneaky, Bubs.

:'''While Bubs is absent'''
::'''BUBTRONIC:''' ''{Bubtronic pops up from below the counter, and a flashing light descents from the ceiling}'' Bubtronic Security Robot activated!
::''{First time only}''
:::'''BUBTRONIC:''' Sit your butt down until the authorities arrive!
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, crap.'''

::'''BUBTRONIC:''' Bubtronic Security Robot activated! ''{Repeats until the player does some action}''

====Bubtronic Security Robot====
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grabs the robot}'' Gah! Stupid! Bubs! Robot! Won't! Move! ''{To '''Any other action'''}''

====Alarm====
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if I can... ''{Takes the alarm.}''
::'''BUBOTRONIC:''' {winding down} BUBOTRONIC SECurity alarm activat...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't meant alarm you, Ro-Bubs, but I think you just got neutered. Uh-oh, looks like I just stole something from Bubs' own dang store! I better frame somebody for this quick!

====Any other action====
::''{First time only}''
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' Aha, gotcha! You've just been caught by my new security robot! It's omnipotent, omnipresent, and omni-awesome! ''{Robot descends back under the counter}'' Now keep your hands off my stuff while I go back to plannin' your concert! ''{Bubs walks away}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why didn't he just build me one of those to run security?
::{{short hr}}
::''{Second time only}''
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' I SAID, stop tryin' to steal my stuff! ''{Robot disables, Bubs walks away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' Knock it off! ''{Robot disables, Bubs walks away}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Finds poster}'' Hmm. It's a poster from the last Two-O-Duo concert before their unfortunate break-up

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I honestly thought it was called ''{zooms in on sign}'' "Bubs' Conces 5 Stand" for years.

===Stencil===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be what Bubs used to make that lame security jacket. ''{Takes the stencil}''

=="Eat at Bub's" Sign==
===Starfish===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs doesn't need this lightéd star. Why does he waste money on advertising when he's the only game in town? ''{Takes the starfish}'' And he's right over there. ''{Points}''

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Eat at Bubs'." Do I have to?

==The Gremlin==
===Hot Car===
:'''At game start, and after the car has reverted to normal'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Make-Out-Mobile is looking epically fearsome today.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Good ol' Gremmie.

:'''If anything is on the car, but Strong Bad does not have the Defaced Album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Not bad. Now if I only had some reason to put some crap on a car.

:'''If anything is on the car, and Strong Bad does have the Defaced Album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad pulls out the Defaced Album and compares it to the car}'' Okay, not too shabby, but it's still not jumping out at me... and tearing out my jugular.

:'''If everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the defaced album and compares in to the car}'' THAT is the coolest living heavy metal album cover EVER! I gotta save this for posterity!

====Camera → Hot Car====
:'''If there is nothing on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, I WOULD like to capture this pointless moment with a cheap instant photograph. ''{Backs up and takes a photo}'' Yup, pointless.

:'''If anything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get a good look at what we've got here. ''{Backs up and takes a photo.}'' Not bad, not bad, but it doesn't really sing to me yet. Right now, it's just going "screek screek screek" to me instead.

:'''If everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'm feeling lucky about this one... let's see now. ''{Backs up and takes out the camera. Close-ups of each item follows}'' Dinosaur? Check. Burning car? Check. Imploding star? Check. Hot blonde with a sword? Check. ''{The Cheat strikes a pose. Back to Strong Bad}'' Looks like we're ready to make some album-cover history. Hey, The Cheat, why don't you give us a good scream, something that says "terrified", "determined", and "ooh, my loincloth!"
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{"aye-aye sir"-type noises}'' Eeeeeee! ''{The extremely high-pitched harmonics in The Cheat's scream attract the bats, which fly around as he strikes another pose.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, this is great! I'd better take the before I lose the light, or something. ''{Takes the picture... which, when it is displayed to the player, looks somewhat different to reality}'' Man, did I choose the right lens or what!? This is, like, the coolest album cover ever! I better send this off to Limozeen before its coolness freezes a hole through my pants!

====Fake Sword → Hot Car====
:'''Before getting the defaced album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No way. That thing's armor is like, plus four! And this crappy sword is like, negative zero.

:'''After getting the defaced album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I want a sword on my album cover, I'm gonna need a hot blonde to be holding it. Or at least a blonde.

====Stuffed Animal → Hot Car====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Backing up}'' Through the magic of forced perspective, the unsuspecting automobile is threatened by the long-thought-extinct ''{places Poodonkis on the ground}'' GIANT POODONKIS! ''{Shot of Poodonkis "threatening" the car}'' Rarr!

====Starfish → Hot Car====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' One fish, two fish, starfish, carfish. ''{Puts the starfish on the car's antenna.}'' I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish.

===Oil Slick===
:'''Only selectable before it gets set alight'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. That oil slick is new. Maybe it also has smoke screen! And missiles!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Someone should really do something about (or preferably with) that oil slick.

====Lighter → Oil Slick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what was it that Strong Sad told me about cleaning oil spills?
:''{Flashback to Strong Bad and Strong Sad standing in The Field}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As flashback Strong Sad}'' Umm... set it on fire
:''{Back to the present}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, big little brother.
:'''If Strong Sad is already the security guy, he'll come in his security jacket and billy club; if not, he'll appear as normal, hoh everever'''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Running up}'' I never said that!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Too late! ''{Pulls out the lighter and drops it in the oil slick, which promptly catches fire.}''

===Stuffed Animal===
:'''After placing'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty Poodonkis...

===The Cheat===
:'''When not everything is on the car yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for comin' out today, The Cheat. You ready to do this thing?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It doesn't feel right yet, does it?
:'''When everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, baby! You ready to make some magic?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Annoyed The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, already! Just let me get my F-stop adjusted.

==Photo Booth==
:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

==Stage Construction Site==
'''Location only appears when Strong Bad is signing up bands for the concert'''

===Bubs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad.

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the first band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, that's one band down. Get a couple more to sign up, and we'll have ourselves a contest!

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the second band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Okay, now we're talkin'! If you can get one more act to sign up, we'll be ready to start rakin' 'n' rollin' in the dough!

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the third band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, that's three acts! Looks like your show is ready to go, Strong Bad!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' At last! Now I can finally fix my precious Fun Machine! Now gimme that muh-ney.
::'''BUBS:''' Slo-ho-ho-w down there, Richie Rich! First let me take out the expenses...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Expenses!?
::'''BUBS:''' Let's see, here's the prize money, the trade unions, the port-o-potties, the poopmasons, the 10% I'm skimming off the top behind your back... ''{mumbles}'' ... carry the G...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, how much?
::'''BUBS:''' Good news, Strong Bad! You've made exactly one-half a big sack of cash!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' But I need an ENTIRE big sack of cash to fix my Fun Machine!
::'''BUBS:''' Want a job? I sure could use a Second Second Assistant Foot Rub Jockey...
::''{As Strong Bad thinks, Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}''
::'''GAME LARRY:''' Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Or, I could form my OWN band, win my OWN Battle of the Bands, and use the PRIZE MONEY to fix my own Fun Machine!!
::'''BUBS:''' I can't believe how much sense that makes!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turning away}'' Now, who's left to join my band?
::''{Shot of Homsar and the King of Town. The King of Town finishes eating a Wii remote.}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaa!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Can I borrow a thousand napkins?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crap.
::''{Scene automatically changes to the DÖI stage}''

====Bubs → Cool Tapes====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't really think anyone wants to see Marzipan's crappy band, do you?
::'''BUBS:''' Who cares if anybody wants to see 'em, so long as you entry fee 'em?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. Good point.

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs! I signed Cool Tapes up to the Battle Royale!
::'''BUBS:''' Marzipan signed something YOU gave her?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. ''{Disappointed}'' But she told me to tell you the entry fee's in the mail.
::'''BUBS:''' Didn't trust you with the money, huh?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No. She doesn't trust scorpions as hairdressers either.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I've signed up the Cool Tapes, so that should bring in the hippie chicks, the muscleheads, and the whatever-the-crap-The-Cheat-is...es.
::'''BUBS:''' Awesome!

====Bubs → Pom Pom====
:'''Only available until Pom Pom joins the Battle of the Bands.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is Pom Pom really worth trying to sign up for my concert? It's not like he can sing or anything.
:'''BUBS:''' No, but boy can he tickle the ivories. AND the ebonies! I heard a rumour he's looking for a singer, though. Could be a nice addition.

====Bubs → PomStar====
:'''Only available after Pom Pom joins the Battle of the Bands.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, I suckered Homestar and Pom Pom into performing at the Battle Royale! ''{Gives Bubs PomStar's entry form}''
:'''BUBS:''' Homestar and Pom Pom have a band? That sounds like a delicious catastrophe!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it will be. But hey, as long as Pom Pom's check clears, I'll happily watch as they go down in flames.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm a little worried about the potential musical catastrophe I'm midwifed by bringing Homestar and Pom Pom together.
:'''BUBS:''' Ah, don't sweat it. You'd be surprised at the kinds of duos that have caught on over the years - Pork 'n' Leaves, Biscuits 'n' Foot Cramps...

====Bubs → Bubs====
:'''Only available until the Two-O-Duo is reunited.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, why don't YOU enter my Battle of the Bands?
:'''BUBS:''' Cause I'm not in a band any more. And battles give me gas!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to you and Coach Z's band?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Pulls out a Two-O-Duo album, which Strong Bad takes}'' You mean Two-O-Duo? We broke up when Coach Z went soft. Our songs used to be about stickin' it to the man... and kickin' it to The Cheat...
:''{Flashback to Bubs, Coach Z and The Cheat standing in front of the brick wall, Coach Z and Bubs alternate between [[kicking the Cheat]].}''
:'''COACH Z:''' My name is Coach Z. . . ''(kicks the Cheat)''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' and Bubs is my cohort . . . ''(Bubs kicks the Cheat))''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' So put on your Cheat kickers . . . ''(Coach Z kicks the Cheat AGAIN)''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' and let's kicka the Chort! ''(Bubs . . . well, you know the rest)''
:''{Cuts back to Bubs talking to Strong Bad}''
:'''BUBS:''' ... but now all he does is obsess over Marzipan and sleep in a locker. No, the Two-O-Duo is through-o until Coach Z starts acting like an O.G.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure you won't enter the Battle Royale?
:'''BUBS:''' Not while Coach Z's still a sell-out.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but what if he suddenly, I dunno, became cool again? ''{A long pause, then both Bubs and Strong Bad burst out laughing}'' But seriously...
:'''BUBS:''' I might think about joinin' back up with the Thin Green Duke if he started actin' like his old self again, breakin' the law, raisin' the ruckus... the kinda stuff we used to rhyme about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Break law, raise ruckus, got it.

====Bubs → Two-O-Duo====
:'''Only available after the Two-O-Duo is reunited.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs, is the Two-O-Duo ready for its big comeback?
:'''BUBS:''' Heck, yeah! ''{Picks up a keytar and mimes playing it}'' I got Skeezy all tuned up and everything! ''{Puts it down again}'' And since I'm handling the logistics, I'll just take the entry form and the entry fee myself! Ka-ching!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you fired up to perform in the Battle of the Bands?
:'''BUBS:''' You know it! Tell him, Skeezy!

====Bubs → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
:'''BUBS:''' Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.

===Stage Construction===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's looking pretty rickety, Bubs. What happens when the crowd riots and bum-rushes the stage?
:'''BUBS:''' Rickety? I'm using galvanized nails, man!

==The Stick==
:'''Before being toilet-papered
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{fanfare}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on sticking it out, sticky.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{Pause}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' And, that's about all there is.

:'''After being toilet-papered
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care what anyone says, I think you look better all covered in toilet paper. ''{Pause}'' Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? Stop giving me that disappointed look. Okay?

====Bleach → The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the bleach, then looks at it and the stick}'' Nah, one thing I've learned the hard way is that it's a really bad idea to mess with the local flora and/or fauna without a conventient patsy to pin it on.

====Toilet Paper → The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I never thought it WAS such a bad little The Stick. It's not bad at all. Maybe it just needs a little love... and toilet paper.
:''{Strong Bad dresses up the stick in toilet paper, and tops it with the starfish, magically teleported from its previous location on the Gremlin's antenna.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his Senor Cardgage voice}'' Merry Vandalism, Strongly Brown!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Walking up}'' Strong Bad! Did you scandalize and vandalize The Stick?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm an innocent man, Bubs, see? ''{Points at the Coach Z stamp on the toilet paper}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Incredulously}'' Coach Z?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know! Who'da thought?
:'''BUBS:''' Man, he hasn't pulled THAT stunt since Halloween of '83! ''{Walks off}''

==Strong Badia==
===Strong Badian fence===
:'''If SECURITY is not painted on the fence'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Someone's been vandalizing Strong Badia's precious natural resources.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, repainting this is seriously gonna deplete Strong Badia's treasury. I may have to raise taxes! Sorry, Tire.

:'''If SECURITY is spray painted on the fence'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' "SECURITY..." The crappy old job masquerading as a hot new band!

====Aerosol Cheese → Fence====
:'''If the stencil is not on the fence'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence}'' Hmm... yes! ''{Strong Bad has made a little stick-figure Strong Bad}'' Well, that was the opposite of good. I wonder if there's a trick to good graffiti?
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not wasting any more of this delicious goo until I figure out an easy way to vandalize with style.

:'''If the stencil is on the fence'''
::''See Aerosol Cheese → Stencil''

:'''If SECURITY has been painted on the fence
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think that's enough cheese-ffiti for now.

====Stencil → Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Places stencil on fence}'' This seems like a good place for a stencil.

====Aerosol Cheese → Stencil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence}'' Now THAT'S a spicy piece of graffiti!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks up}'' Excuse me, is this the fabled fence where all the hipsters vandalize public property with the names of all their favorite bands?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, yes. Yes it is.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, good. I'm a snooty rock journalist looking for the next big thing... to be pretentious about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do tell.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" Hmm...

===Stencil===
:''{Only when on the fence)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good. Now if only I had some spray paint. Or some spray... something.

===Strong Badia sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Badia, Pop: Tire." Pop... tire... Pop tire! Hey, that's pretty funny! Why did I never get that before?

===Strong Sad===
:''Only appears after spray-painting "Security" to the fence''

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, the concert's over. You don't have to wear that jacket any more.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, since there's already so much positive buzz about them, I decided I would just go ahead and start a band called "Security" myself! Listen to my first hit single! ''{Sings to the tune of ''Hugo Left Me Miserable''}'' Security left... security left--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Yeah, that's enough of that.

====Strong Sad → Strong Badian Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, is Strong Badia's fence everything you'd hoped it would be?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And more! I'm especially intrigued by this new band called "Security." I've been hearing a lot of buzz about them.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. I can't go anywhere without hearing people whispering about "getting Security."

====Strong Sad → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I got a story for you, Mister Snooty Rock Journalist: "Prepare ye all butts for maximum kickage, as Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!!"
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, you're not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, really. It'll have security and celebrity judges and everything!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And ponies?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and ponies! Whu-hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Chortles}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You can't fool me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You don't think I'm cool enough to be a fan of that cool new "Security" band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah. That's it exactly.
:''{Continued below}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THIS, Brother Sad, is a tour jacket for the hot new indie band, Security!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Security? The hot new band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the one!
:''{Continued below}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Where'd you get that jacket? I have to have one!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, good luck with that. These babies were all snapped up by the hipsters weeks ago!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess I could let you borrow mine for a while.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Really?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As long as you promise not to get any failure on it.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I promise! I won't fail you. ''{Takes the jacket}'' Hip indie cred-ville, here I come! ''{Moves to put it on. Shot of Strong Bad covering his eyes, then back to Strong Sad with the jacket on}'' How do I look?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Like a guy who's totally tapped into today's underground music scene!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm gonna show this off to everybody! ''{Runs off}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you do that.
:''{Scene changes to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Sad walks up, humming.}''
:'''BUBS:''' Hey! Security guy!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{As Strong Bad approaches in the background}'' Is that what they call fans of Security? Interesting. Well, hello yourself, Security guy.
:'''BUBS:''' No, dummy! That's what I call dummies who have signed up to run security at Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Buh-but--
:'''BUBS:''' You're wearin' my security jacket, ain't ya?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, but--
:'''BUBS:''' So take this billy club and get securitizin'! ''{Gives Strong Sad the billy club}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay... ''{Walks off}''

===Tire===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Tire once told me he was a spare on Limozeen's tour bus, but I think he was just ''inflating'' his resume! ''{snickering}'' Pfff-pfhh.

===Strong Badian flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Strong Badian flag is flying at half-mast until the Fun Machine returns to full-mast.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' At last, Strong Badia's long national nightmare is over!

==The Whale==
===Drive-Thru Whale===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what sort of gibberish the ol' Drive-Thru Whale is spouting today.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I'm a pretty girl! ''{The whale's water spout shoots off}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that was unexpected.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Long overhead shot. Camera noise}'' What the-?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' ''{Plays a tune}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Woo-hoo!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Backing up may result in severe liver damage.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We hope you enjoyed your life, come again!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!

====Hanger → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{If the hanger is used on the whale before the first time Strong Bad talks to it, then the first-time exchange between them is played automatically at this point.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch in horror as I merge fish and technology in one ungodly combination!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks up}'' Actually, the whale is really a mammal, and--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Rise, Fish-hanger, RISE! ''{Strong Sad walks away as Strong Bad jams the hanger into the whale's blowhole. Sparks fly}'' Sparks! That's an evil experiment's way of saying "thanks!"

===Hanger===
:''{Strong Bad rotates the hanger a quarter-turn}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Finds shoes}'' I can't wait to stroll down Hollywood Boulevard in these Hollywood Boulevardes! I gotta try these on at the photo booth.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)

2009-05-08T06:40:11Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

[[Image:Sbcg4ap-ep3 coolcar.png|thumb|"Looks like we're ready to make some album-cover history!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brick Wall==
===Brick Wall===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lots of cool bands have posed in front of this wall over the years... lots of cool midget bands.

===Box===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a head band}'' All right, a head band! I can use this to keep sweat from streaming into my eyes while I'm belting out power ballads in the photo booth.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.

==Bubs' Concession Stand==
===Bubs===
:'''While Bubs has the Fun Machine'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
::'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
::'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad.

:'''Automatically triggers when both conditions required to start signing up bands are met'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, now that you've gotten some celebrity judges, and duped that poor marshmallow boy into running security, it's time to start signing up some acts!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Some acts! That's a great idea!
::'''BUBS:''' Here are the entry forms. ''{Puts the forms on the counter}'' I'd say the entry fees for three bands would be enough to cover your video game repairs.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Three it is! Let me just put on my invisible concert-promoter hat. ''{Mimes putting on a hat... a very large, floppy-brimmed hat}'' There we go! Time to sign up some crappy bands! ''{Takes the forms}''
::'''BUBS:''' And I'LL get started on building some stages!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs. Got any hot tips on cool bands?
::'''BUBS:''' Well, there's Cool Tapes over at Marzipan's, Pom-Pom's over at the Club--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, didn't you and Coach Z used to be in a band?
::'''BUBS:''' Coach Z? Don't talk to me about that big green sellout! ''{Walks out}''

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No hard feelings about the "conspiring to get you repeatedly punched in the face thing?"
::'''BUBS:''' Oh it's cool. Whenever I get mad about it, I just roll around naked in all the money I made from the concert!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Guh. Gro-day.

====Bubs → Fun Machine====
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Fun Machine. Note that Fun Machine → Bubs has the same effect'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, you gotta help me! It's my Fun Machine! It's... broken! ''{Places Fun Machine on the counter}''
::'''BUBS:''' It is? Well, we can fix that, no problem! ''{Takes Fun Machine}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good. I was afraid that--
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupting}'' That'll be one big sack of cash.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' One big sackajawhat?
::'''BUBS:''' One big sack of cash. This is gonna be a tricky job. I gotta order some parts, hire some skilled labor, go back to night school, maybe take some tap lessons...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get a big sack o' cash?
::'''BUBS:''' You could get a job. I sure could use an Assistant Grime Taster.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No, the has to be a more convoluted way, but how?
::''{Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}''
::'''GAME LARRY:''' Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That it's! I'll put on a Battle Royale of the Bands, and use the profits to fix my Fun Machine!!
::'''BUBS:''' I know all about putting on concerts, Strong Bad. I'll even help you out!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You will?
::'''BUBS:''' Sure, I love little side projects. I'm knitting a winter vest with my feet right now, see?
::''{Shot of Strong Bad from below the counter. Knitting sounds can be heard.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In an interested tone of voice}'' Terrifying! So, who should I get for my Battle Royale of the Bands?
::'''BUBS:''' Slow down, there, Strong Band! Before you start signing up any acts, you're gonna need two things: Security and Celebrity Judges.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Booooring.
::'''BUBS:''' Without celebrity judges, noone's gonna bother to come see the kind of fourth-rate acts that will pay to be in a contest. And without someone running security, who'll monitor the line to the Cold Ones stand, the mist tent, the port-o-potties?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who the crap wants THAT job?
::'''BUBS:''' I dunno, man, but while you were staring at my feet, I made you this deluxe Security Jacket. ''{Gives jacket to Strong Bad}'' Get some poor sap to wear this thing and find me some celebrity judges, then we'll be in illegitimate business!

:'''While Bubs has the Fun Machine'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe you're making me pay actual real money for my Fun Machine repairs.
::'''BUBS:''' Buh-lieve it.

====Bubs → Battle of the Bands Stage====
'''Appears when one of ''Strong Bad winning the Limozeen contest'' or ''Strong Sad becoming the security guy'' occurs.'''

:'''If Strong Bad wins the contest first'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Isn't it time to find some bands for my concert?
::'''BUBS:''' Not until you get some dummy to handle security.

:'''If Strong Sad becomes the security guy first'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I please start booking bands now?
::'''BUBS:''' Not until you sign up some cool celebrity judges.

====Bubs → Security Jacket====
:'''Before Strong Sad has the security jacket'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get anyone to wear this ridiculous security jacket?
::'''BUBS:''' Why don't you try lying through your teeth? Always works for me.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What about lying through your rectangular mouth?
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I suppose that'd work, toothless.

:'''After Strong Sad has the security jacket'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How's Strong Sad working out as the head of concert security?
::'''BUBS:''' He's great!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Really?
::'''BUBS:''' No, but the kid sure looks good in yellow.

====Bubs → Judges====
:'''Before Strong Bad wins the Limozeen contest'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know how hard it is to find A-List celebrites in this Z-List town?
::'''BUBS:''' Tell me about it! For my last infomercial, I skipped the A-List, the B-List, and went straight to the FBI Most Wanted List! ''{Holds up a picture of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] holding a drawn-on food processor, with "WANTED" written across the top, and "food processor" across the bottom.}'' Though Biscuitdoughhandsman sure helped me sell a lotta food processors.

:'''After Strong Bad wins the Limozeen contest'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you believe that Limo-freakin'-zeen is going to judge my Battle Royale of the Bands?
::'''BUBS:''' That's great! I hope they don't trash my hotel rooms.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Also known as the floor of your concession stand?
::'''BUBS:''' Yes!

====Bubs → Limozeen Letter====
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Limozeen Letter. Note that Limozeen Letter → Bubs has the same effect'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! I found some celebrity judges for the Battle of the Bands!
:'''BUBS:''' Who dat?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, just a little small-time band called LIMOZEEN! ''{Gets out the contest flyer and waves it at Bubs}''
:'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? I'll make millions selling hairspray and scarves!

:'''If Strong Bad still has the security jacket, continue'''
::'''BUBS:''' Now just find somebody dumb enough to handle security and we can start signin' up some bands!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'! But it's a really ugly jacket. You'd have to trick someone into putting it on.

====Bubs → Contest Flyer====
:'''If Strong Bad obtained the flyer before giving the Fun Machine to Bubs'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the deal with this win-a-day-with-Limozeen contest?
::'''BUBS:''' How should I know? Sometimes I just pin random stuff up on my wall to make it look pretty.
::{{short hr}}
:'''If discussed thereafter'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, if I won a day with Limozeen, do you think THEY'D be good celebrity judges for my concert?
::'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? Yeah, I bet they're just the right amount of washed-up to be the perfect celebrity judges.

====Bubs → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
:'''BUBS:''' Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.

====Glossy → Bubs====
:'''If signed with Bubs' name'''
::'''BUBS:''' Hey thanks! I bet I could sell this to myself for a quick buck!

===Contest Flyer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the flyer}'' Hey, what's this? Some kind of old contest entry form? ''{Reads}'' "Win a Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen's Album Cover Design Contest! If you've got a photo that you think is tough enough, simply scribble your name and address on the back, slap on a stamp, and send it to blah blah blah blah blah. If your photo is chosen, you get to spend a whole day with Limozeen for your Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous!" ''{Puts flyer away}'' Whoa, and entire day with Limozeen at my call and beck! That. Would be. So. ''{Quickly}'' Tremendously-awesome-that-it-kinda-hurts-my-brain-and-I-maybe-need-some-aspirin!

===Diamond-Plated Record===
:'''While Bubs is present'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this jobbie here, Bubs?
::'''BUBS:''' That's my diamond-encrusted plantanium record I got back in the day for selling a bajillion records!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, from your days with the Two-O-Duo.
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't you say that name-o!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' About this gold spray-painted record--
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Angrily}'' I don't wanna talk about it!

:'''After the alarm has been stolen'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, I can take this-- ''{Grabs the record, which doesn't move}'' What the--? ''{Straining to move the record}'' Urrrr! ''{Gives up}'' It's superglued to the counter. Pretty sneaky, Bubs.

:'''While Bubs is absent'''
::'''BUBTRONIC:''' ''{Bubtronic pops up from below the counter, and a flashing light descents from the ceiling}'' Bubtronic Security Robot activated!
::''{First time only}''
:::'''BUBTRONIC:''' Sit your butt down until the authorities arrive!
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, crap.'''

::'''BUBTRONIC:''' Bubtronic Security Robot activated! ''{Repeats until the player does some action}''

====Bubtronic Security Robot====
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grabs the robot}'' Gah! Stupid! Bubs! Robot! Won't! Move! ''{To '''Any other action'''}''

====Alarm====
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if I can... ''{Takes the alarm.}''
::'''BUBOTRONIC:''' {winding down} BUBOTRONIC SECurity alarm activat...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't meant alarm you, Ro-Bubs, but I think you just got neutered. Uh-oh, looks like I just stole something from Bubs' own dang store! I better frame somebody for this quick!

====Any other action====
::''{First time only}''
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' Aha, gotcha! You've just been caught by my new security robot! It's omnipotent, omnipresent, and omni-awesome! ''{Robot descends back under the counter}'' Now keep your hands off my stuff while I go back to plannin' your concert! ''{Bubs walks away}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why didn't he just build me one of those to run security?
::{{short hr}}
::''{Second time only}''
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' I SAID, stop tryin' to steal my stuff! ''{Robot disables, Bubs walks away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Bubs walks up}'' Knock it off! ''{Robot disables, Bubs walks away}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Finds poster}'' Hmm. It's a poster from the last Two-O-Duo concert before their unfortunate break-up

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I honestly thought it was called ''{zooms in on sign}'' "Bubs' Conces 5 Stand" for years.

===Stencil===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be what Bubs used to make that lame security jacket. ''{Takes the stencil}''

=="Eat at Bub's" Sign==
===Starfish===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs doesn't need this lightéd star. Why does he waste money on advertising when he's the only game in town? ''{Takes the starfish}'' And he's right over there. ''{Points}''

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Eat at Bubs'." Do I have to?

==The Gremlin==
===Hot Car===
:'''At game start, and after the car has reverted to normal'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Make-Out-Mobile is looking epically fearsome today.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Good ol' Gremmie.

:'''If anything is on the car, but Strong Bad does not have the Defaced Album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Not bad. Now if I only had some reason to put some crap on a car.

:'''If anything is on the car, and Strong Bad does have the Defaced Album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad pulls out the Defaced Album and compares it to the car}'' Okay, not too shabby, but it's still not jumping out at me... and tearing out my jugular.

:'''If everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the defaced album and compares in to the car}'' THAT is the coolest living heavy metal album cover EVER! I gotta save this for posterity!

====Camera → Hot Car====
:'''If there is nothing on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, I WOULD like to capture this pointless moment with a cheap instant photograph. ''{Backs up and takes a photo}'' Yup, pointless.

:'''If anything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get a good look at what we've got here. ''{Backs up and takes a photo.}'' Not bad, not bad, but it doesn't really sing to me yet. Right now, it's just going "screek screek screek" to me instead.

:'''If everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'm feeling lucky about this one... let's see now. ''{Backs up and takes out the camera. Close-ups of each item follows}'' Dinosaur? Check. Burning car? Check. Imploding star? Check. Hot blonde with a sword? Check. ''{The Cheat strikes a pose. Back to Strong Bad}'' Looks like we're ready to make some album-cover history. Hey, The Cheat, why don't you give us a good scream, something that says "terrified", "determined", and "ooh, my loincloth!"
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{"aye-aye sir"-type noises}'' Eeeeeee! ''{The extremely high-pitched harmonics in The Cheat's scream attract the bats, which fly around as he strikes another pose.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, this is great! I'd better take the before I lose the light, or something. ''{Takes the picture... which, when it is displayed to the player, looks somewhat different to reality}'' Man, did I choose the right lens or what!? This is, like, the coolest album cover ever! I better send this off to Limozeen before its coolness freezes a hole through my pants!

====Fake Sword → Hot Car====
:'''Before getting the defaced album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No way. That thing's armor is like, plus four! And this crappy sword is like, negative zero.

:'''After getting the defaced album'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I want a sword on my album cover, I'm gonna need a hot blonde to be holding it. Or at least a blonde.

====Stuffed Animal → Hot Car====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Backing up}'' Through the magic of forced perspective, the unsuspecting automobile is threatened by the long-thought-extinct ''{places Poodonkis on the ground}'' GIANT POODONKIS! ''{Shot of Poodonkis "threatening" the car}'' Rarr!

====Starfish → Hot Car====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' One fish, two fish, starfish, carfish. ''{Puts the starfish on the car's antenna.}'' I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish.

===Oil Slick===
:'''Only selectable before it gets set alight'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. That oil slick is new. Maybe it also has smoke screen! And missiles!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Someone should really do something about (or preferably with) that oil slick.

====Lighter → Oil Slick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what was it that Strong Sad told me about cleaning oil spills?
:''{Flashback to Strong Bad and Strong Sad standing in The Field}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As flashback Strong Sad}'' Umm... set it on fire
:''{Back to the present}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, big little brother.
:'''If he is aleready the security guy he'll come with his security jacket and billy club, if not he'll come with in his normal clothes'''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Running up}'' I never said that!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Too late! ''{Pulls out the lighter and drops it in the oil slick, which promptly catches fire.}''

===Stuffed Animal===
:'''After placing'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty Poodonkis...

===The Cheat===
:'''When not everything is on the car yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for comin' out today, The Cheat. You ready to do this thing?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It doesn't feel right yet, does it?
:'''When everything is on the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, baby! You ready to make some magic?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Annoyed The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, already! Just let me get my F-stop adjusted.

==Photo Booth==
:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

==Stage Construction Site==
'''Location only appears when Strong Bad is signing up bands for the concert'''

===Bubs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad.

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the first band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, that's one band down. Get a couple more to sign up, and we'll have ourselves a contest!

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the second band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Okay, now we're talkin'! If you can get one more act to sign up, we'll be ready to start rakin' 'n' rollin' in the dough!

:'''Immediately after talking to Bubs about signing up the third band'''
::'''BUBS:''' Well, that's three acts! Looks like your show is ready to go, Strong Bad!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' At last! Now I can finally fix my precious Fun Machine! Now gimme that muh-ney.
::'''BUBS:''' Slo-ho-ho-w down there, Richie Rich! First let me take out the expenses...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Expenses!?
::'''BUBS:''' Let's see, here's the prize money, the trade unions, the port-o-potties, the poopmasons, the 10% I'm skimming off the top behind your back... ''{mumbles}'' ... carry the G...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, how much?
::'''BUBS:''' Good news, Strong Bad! You've made exactly one-half a big sack of cash!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' But I need an ENTIRE big sack of cash to fix my Fun Machine!
::'''BUBS:''' Want a job? I sure could use a Second Second Assistant Foot Rub Jockey...
::''{As Strong Bad thinks, Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}''
::'''GAME LARRY:''' Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Or, I could form my OWN band, win my OWN Battle of the Bands, and use the PRIZE MONEY to fix my own Fun Machine!!
::'''BUBS:''' I can't believe how much sense that makes!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turning away}'' Now, who's left to join my band?
::''{Shot of Homsar and the King of Town. The King of Town finishes eating a Wii remote.}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaa!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Can I borrow a thousand napkins?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crap.
::''{Scene automatically changes to the DÖI stage}''

====Bubs → Cool Tapes====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't really think anyone wants to see Marzipan's crappy band, do you?
::'''BUBS:''' Who cares if anybody wants to see 'em, so long as you entry fee 'em?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. Good point.

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs! I signed Cool Tapes up to the Battle Royale!
::'''BUBS:''' Marzipan signed something YOU gave her?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. ''{Disappointed}'' But she told me to tell you the entry fee's in the mail.
::'''BUBS:''' Didn't trust you with the money, huh?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No. She doesn't trust scorpions as hairdressers either.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I've signed up the Cool Tapes, so that should bring in the hippie chicks, the muscleheads, and the whatever-the-crap-The-Cheat-is...es.
::'''BUBS:''' Awesome!

====Bubs → Pom Pom====
:'''Only available until Pom Pom joins the Battle of the Bands.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is Pom Pom really worth trying to sign up for my concert? It's not like he can sing or anything.
:'''BUBS:''' No, but boy can he tickle the ivories. AND the ebonies! I heard a rumour he's looking for a singer, though. Could be a nice addition.

====Bubs → PomStar====
:'''Only available after Pom Pom joins the Battle of the Bands.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, I suckered Homestar and Pom Pom into performing at the Battle Royale! ''{Gives Bubs PomStar's entry form}''
:'''BUBS:''' Homestar and Pom Pom have a band? That sounds like a delicious catastrophe!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it will be. But hey, as long as Pom Pom's check clears, I'll happily watch as they go down in flames.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm a little worried about the potential musical catastrophe I'm midwifed by bringing Homestar and Pom Pom together.
:'''BUBS:''' Ah, don't sweat it. You'd be surprised at the kinds of duos that have caught on over the years - Pork 'n' Leaves, Biscuits 'n' Foot Cramps...

====Bubs → Bubs====
:'''Only available until the Two-O-Duo is reunited.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, why don't YOU enter my Battle of the Bands?
:'''BUBS:''' Cause I'm not in a band any more. And battles give me gas!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to you and Coach Z's band?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Pulls out a Two-O-Duo album, which Strong Bad takes}'' You mean Two-O-Duo? We broke up when Coach Z went soft. Our songs used to be about stickin' it to the man... and kickin' it to The Cheat...
:''{Flashback to Bubs, Coach Z and The Cheat standing in front of the brick wall, Coach Z and Bubs alternate between [[kicking the Cheat]].}''
:'''COACH Z:''' My name is Coach Z. . . ''(kicks the Cheat)''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' and Bubs is my cohort . . . ''(Bubs kicks the Cheat))''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' So put on your Cheat kickers . . . ''(Coach Z kicks the Cheat AGAIN)''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
:'''COACH Z:''' and let's kicka the Chort! ''(Bubs . . . well, you know the rest)''
:''{Cuts back to Bubs talking to Strong Bad}''
:'''BUBS:''' ... but now all he does is obsess over Marzipan and sleep in a locker. No, the Two-O-Duo is through-o until Coach Z starts acting like an O.G.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure you won't enter the Battle Royale?
:'''BUBS:''' Not while Coach Z's still a sell-out.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but what if he suddenly, I dunno, became cool again? ''{A long pause, then both Bubs and Strong Bad burst out laughing}'' But seriously...
:'''BUBS:''' I might think about joinin' back up with the Thin Green Duke if he started actin' like his old self again, breakin' the law, raisin' the ruckus... the kinda stuff we used to rhyme about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Break law, raise ruckus, got it.

====Bubs → Two-O-Duo====
:'''Only available after the Two-O-Duo is reunited.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs, is the Two-O-Duo ready for its big comeback?
:'''BUBS:''' Heck, yeah! ''{Picks up a keytar and mimes playing it}'' I got Skeezy all tuned up and everything! ''{Puts it down again}'' And since I'm handling the logistics, I'll just take the entry form and the entry fee myself! Ka-ching!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you fired up to perform in the Battle of the Bands?
:'''BUBS:''' You know it! Tell him, Skeezy!

====Bubs → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
:'''BUBS:''' Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.

===Stage Construction===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's looking pretty rickety, Bubs. What happens when the crowd riots and bum-rushes the stage?
:'''BUBS:''' Rickety? I'm using galvanized nails, man!

==The Stick==
:'''Before being toilet-papered
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{fanfare}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on sticking it out, sticky.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{Pause}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' And, that's about all there is.

:'''After being toilet-papered
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care what anyone says, I think you look better all covered in toilet paper. ''{Pause}'' Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? Stop giving me that disappointed look. Okay?

====Bleach → The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the bleach, then looks at it and the stick}'' Nah, one thing I've learned the hard way is that it's a really bad idea to mess with the local flora and/or fauna without a conventient patsy to pin it on.

====Toilet Paper → The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I never thought it WAS such a bad little The Stick. It's not bad at all. Maybe it just needs a little love... and toilet paper.
:''{Strong Bad dresses up the stick in toilet paper, and tops it with the starfish, magically teleported from its previous location on the Gremlin's antenna.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his Senor Cardgage voice}'' Merry Vandalism, Strongly Brown!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Walking up}'' Strong Bad! Did you scandalize and vandalize The Stick?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm an innocent man, Bubs, see? ''{Points at the Coach Z stamp on the toilet paper}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Incredulously}'' Coach Z?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know! Who'da thought?
:'''BUBS:''' Man, he hasn't pulled THAT stunt since Halloween of '83! ''{Walks off}''

==Strong Badia==
===Strong Badian fence===
:'''If SECURITY is not painted on the fence'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Someone's been vandalizing Strong Badia's precious natural resources.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, repainting this is seriously gonna deplete Strong Badia's treasury. I may have to raise taxes! Sorry, Tire.

:'''If SECURITY is spray painted on the fence'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' "SECURITY..." The crappy old job masquerading as a hot new band!

====Aerosol Cheese → Fence====
:'''If the stencil is not on the fence'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence}'' Hmm... yes! ''{Strong Bad has made a little stick-figure Strong Bad}'' Well, that was the opposite of good. I wonder if there's a trick to good graffiti?
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not wasting any more of this delicious goo until I figure out an easy way to vandalize with style.

:'''If the stencil is on the fence'''
::''See Aerosol Cheese → Stencil''

:'''If SECURITY has been painted on the fence
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think that's enough cheese-ffiti for now.

====Stencil → Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Places stencil on fence}'' This seems like a good place for a stencil.

====Aerosol Cheese → Stencil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence}'' Now THAT'S a spicy piece of graffiti!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks up}'' Excuse me, is this the fabled fence where all the hipsters vandalize public property with the names of all their favorite bands?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, yes. Yes it is.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, good. I'm a snooty rock journalist looking for the next big thing... to be pretentious about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do tell.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" Hmm...

===Stencil===
:''{Only when on the fence)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good. Now if only I had some spray paint. Or some spray... something.

===Strong Badia sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Badia, Pop: Tire." Pop... tire... Pop tire! Hey, that's pretty funny! Why did I never get that before?

===Strong Sad===
:''Only appears after spray-painting "Security" to the fence''

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, the concert's over. You don't have to wear that jacket any more.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, since there's already so much positive buzz about them, I decided I would just go ahead and start a band called "Security" myself! Listen to my first hit single! ''{Sings to the tune of ''Hugo Left Me Miserable''}'' Security left... security left--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Yeah, that's enough of that.

====Strong Sad → Strong Badian Fence====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, is Strong Badia's fence everything you'd hoped it would be?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And more! I'm especially intrigued by this new band called "Security." I've been hearing a lot of buzz about them.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. I can't go anywhere without hearing people whispering about "getting Security."

====Strong Sad → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I got a story for you, Mister Snooty Rock Journalist: "Prepare ye all butts for maximum kickage, as Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!!"
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, you're not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, really. It'll have security and celebrity judges and everything!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And ponies?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and ponies! Whu-hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Chortles}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You can't fool me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You don't think I'm cool enough to be a fan of that cool new "Security" band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah. That's it exactly.
:''{Continued below}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THIS, Brother Sad, is a tour jacket for the hot new indie band, Security!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Security? The hot new band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the one!
:''{Continued below}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Where'd you get that jacket? I have to have one!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, good luck with that. These babies were all snapped up by the hipsters weeks ago!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess I could let you borrow mine for a while.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Really?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As long as you promise not to get any failure on it.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I promise! I won't fail you. ''{Takes the jacket}'' Hip indie cred-ville, here I come! ''{Moves to put it on. Shot of Strong Bad covering his eyes, then back to Strong Sad with the jacket on}'' How do I look?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Like a guy who's totally tapped into today's underground music scene!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm gonna show this off to everybody! ''{Runs off}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you do that.
:''{Scene changes to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Sad walks up, humming.}''
:'''BUBS:''' Hey! Security guy!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{As Strong Bad approaches in the background}'' Is that what they call fans of Security? Interesting. Well, hello yourself, Security guy.
:'''BUBS:''' No, dummy! That's what I call dummies who have signed up to run security at Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Buh-but--
:'''BUBS:''' You're wearin' my security jacket, ain't ya?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, but--
:'''BUBS:''' So take this billy club and get securitizin'! ''{Gives Strong Sad the billy club}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay... ''{Walks off}''

===Tire===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Tire once told me he was a spare on Limozeen's tour bus, but I think he was just ''inflating'' his resume! ''{snickering}'' Pfff-pfhh.

===Strong Badian flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Strong Badian flag is flying at half-mast until the Fun Machine returns to full-mast.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' At last, Strong Badia's long national nightmare is over!

==The Whale==
===Drive-Thru Whale===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what sort of gibberish the ol' Drive-Thru Whale is spouting today.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I'm a pretty girl! ''{The whale's water spout shoots off}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that was unexpected.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Long overhead shot. Camera noise}'' What the-?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' ''{Plays a tune}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Woo-hoo!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Backing up may result in severe liver damage.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We hope you enjoyed your life, come again!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!

====Hanger → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{If the hanger is used on the whale before the first time Strong Bad talks to it, then the first-time exchange between them is played automatically at this point.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch in horror as I merge fish and technology in one ungodly combination!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks up}'' Actually, the whale is really a mammal, and--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Rise, Fish-hanger, RISE! ''{Strong Sad walks away as Strong Bad jams the hanger into the whale's blowhole. Sparks fly}'' Sparks! That's an evil experiment's way of saying "thanks!"

===Hanger===
:''{Strong Bad rotates the hanger a quarter-turn}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Finds shoes}'' I can't wait to stroll down Hollywood Boulevard in these Hollywood Boulevardes! I gotta try these on at the photo booth.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Hremail 7

2009-05-04T20:15:38Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: I thinks it's better like this!

{{hrenav|7|2000|24}}

[[Image:EthicalAdvancementOfMelonade.png|thumb|"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid! !"]]

In a classic Hremail, Homestar shares the goodness of melonade, then explains to Strong Bad what the internet is all about.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, May 4, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:51

'''Page title:''' Randy 400!!!

==Transcript==

''{Theme music begins to play as the words "homestarrunner.com presents HREMAIL #7" gradually grow larger on the screen. "Copyright 2001" appears in the bottom left corner. Cuts to Homestar Runner in his [[Homestar Runner Evolution|fifth design]] doing a dance in time to the music, which soon ends.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello everybody everybody! I'm Homestar Runner.

''{Scene changes to show Homestar Runner sitting behind a wooden desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today's question goes like-a this-a...

''{Drumroll sounds, Homestar taps his shoes in anticipation.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Reading aloud.}'' Greetings Homestar Runner!

''{Zooms in on a piece of paper containing the e-mail.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFF;color:#000">
Greetings Homestar Runner! 
Can you talk about some of your favorite drinks? 
~Johnny V. 
DeKalb, IL
</blockquote>

''{Reads "Johnny V." as "Johnny Vest in the Chest"}''

''{Scene changes back to the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Of course I can talk about my fave-o drinks!

''{Cuts to an angle shot of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And as a national spokesmodel for the ''{logo appears in the corner of the screen}'' Ethical Advancement of Melonade, I am contractually unable to drink, ''{logo slides off-screen}'' talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!

''{Cuts back to desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Most folk think that melonade comes in but one flavor.

''{Zooms in on Homestar with desk top still visible.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But thanks to giant leaps in melonade technology, we can now choose from hundreds of flavor-encrusted varieties. Some of my favo flavors include:

''{Zooms in on the melonade can on the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco Annihilation, ''{replaces the can with one labeled the same in fiesta lettering and a mushroom cloud over a taco}'' Athletic Berry Blast, ''{slides another can next to it}'' Butt 1 Flavor, ''{places a can with a picture of a discarded cigarette butt on it near Taco Annihilation}'' Quadruple Triple, ''{slides it in front of Taco Annihilation and Athletic Berry Blast}'' Casta Latte Froth, ''{places a can with a picture of a teacup on it on the far right}'' and Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench. ''{places a can with bacon and guava fruit in front of Quadruple Triple and Casta Latte Froth}''

''{Zooms out to show Homestar again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or why not try the new line of powdered throat closers. ''{holds up a pink packet labeled Melonade Throat Closers}'' Apply directly to the esophagus!

''{Homestar Runner opens the packet and pours the powder into his mouth. He then begins to cough, his eyes growing increasingly smaller until his throat visibly tightens.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gasping}'' Huuuh— that's good stuff!

''{Scene switches to show Strong Bad and The Cheat walking as music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing off-key}'' I have a place, and it ''{unintelligible}'', I'm Strong Bad, he's The Cheat and I'm Strong Bad...

''{Music stops as the two arrive at Homestar's desk where he's sitting unhappily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's going on here, crap for nose?

''{Zooms in on Homestar Runner.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hoarsely}'' Oh, hi, Strong Bad. ''{gradually improves}'' I'm in the middle of responding to a fan email.

''{Switches to Strong Bad, scratching his head in confusion.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what-mail?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' An email, ''{zooms out to show everyone}'' like on the Internet!

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what-mail on the Inter-what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, WWW, hyperlinks, AOL keywords, ''{the text "AOL Keyword> Macromedia Flash 5 Animation" appears at the bottom of the screen}'' and all that good stuff!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, your dumbness never ceases to amaze. I don't even know half the jibber you jabber these days!

''{Cuts to show Strong Sad waving his hand in the air.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, Homestar's right. Electronic mail ''{the screen goes black and hypnotic as he continues, his voice becoming increasingly echoed}'' is transmitted from one computer to another, via a web of computers connected to phone line—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screen suddenly goes back to normal}'' Hush down, crap for mouth!

'''STRONG SAD:''' When you dial up, it sounds like this!

''{Strong Sad starts imitating modem handshaking noises. Scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat, then to Homestar Runner, who furrows his brow, then back to Strong Sad as he finishes. He slowly looks up. Then it cuts back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me get this straight. You guys are saying that my adoring fans could be sending me piles of what-mails right now, and I'm not getting them?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pronounces it slowly}'' Emails.

''{Switches to a closeup of Strong Bad's mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeeee-mails? ''{his mouth begins to wobble as he tries pronouncing the word}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, you need an email address first. I can let you borrow strongbad@homestarrunner.com until you get your own domain.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, crap for ear. But my name at your name dot com sounds like a terrible email address. I'm sure I'll be able to figure out getting my own domain.

''{Zooms in on Strong Bad and The Cheat as they start walking to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. Let's walk over here a few feet and steal Homestar's computer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... that's my old one. It barely works. I'd be surprised if you could check more than forty emails on it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, you can't fool me. This thing's top of the line! It's got ''two'' contrast knobs! ''{grabs the [[Tandy 400]] out of the trash can}'' Let's go start answering fan mail in humorous fashion. Nobody's ever done that before!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for taking my garbage out, guys! Come back and do the dishes if you want!

''{The screen shifts quickly over to Strong Sad, where he's still standing.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Please, leave.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Awwwww... ''{walks off-screen sideways}''

''{Cuts back to a close-up of Homestar as music starts to play.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So there you have it, Johnny! I talked about some of my favo drinks ''{holds up the various Melonade cans}'' just like you asked. I'll tell you about my non-Melonade favorite drinks in March of 2003, when my contract expires ''{holds up some stapled papers labeled 'The "Deal"'}''. Now I have to go make me a sweet-bath.

''{Zooms out as Homestar Runner walks offscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' a-Gonna take a bath in some Melonade... oh it kinda stings my skin...

''{The words "The End" slide down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the 'D' at the end to watch Strong Bad's first encounter with the Tandy 400.
*:''{Strong Bad and The Cheat both look at the Tandy 400's blank screen.}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, are these green lines the emails from my fans or what?
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
*:''{zooms out to show the whole room.}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{waving arms frantically}'' I have to type something?? I thought this was a computer! ''{holding up his right arm}'' How am ''I'' supposed to type with—
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cuts him off, making exclamatory The Cheat noises}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah... smart thinking! Now go call Abdi and make him send me some fanmail!
*:''{The Cheat jumps off the stool and walks off.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*Clicking the contrast knobs on the [[Tandy 400]] has no effect.
**They can also be clicked through The Cheat's head in the Easter egg, but still have no effect.
*The short uses the old loading screen.
*The short says it is from 2001, but is listed as 2009 in the [[New Stuff]] menu.
*Although there were 40 "Tandy Era" emails, only 39 emails were actually answered on the Tandy. [[the bird]] and [[weird dream]] were answered using Pom Pom's Pom-Pilot and The Cheat's computer, respectively. Strong Bad replaced Tandy with the [[Compy 386]] in [[invisibility]], the 41st email. Finally, Strong Bad answered one last email on the Tandy in [[retirement]] (in 2006).
*Strong Bad's quasi-Hispanic accent, which he had when he actually was in the [[Strong Bad Evolution|phase he was in]] at the time represented here, is mostly absent; except for a few words, his voice is from the time this toon was released.
*The Authentic Berry Blast, Butt 1 Flavor, and Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench cans have no mention of being or containing Melonade on it.

===Goofs===
*Each of the characters in this toon are revisions from 2000, and each had a newer version before 2001, when this toon says it was made.

*When Strong Bad pulls the [[Tandy 400|Tandy 400]] out of the Trash Can the cable goes through the side, rather than over the top.

*At the end, there is a small red mark beneath the 'D' in 'End'.

===Inside References===
*Homestar is asked about [[Melonade]]. One of the flavors is [[smoking|Butt 1]].
*Strong Bad frequently uses the phrase "[[crap]] [[for brains]]".
*In the Easter egg, Strong Bad instructs The Cheat to call up [[Abdi]].
*In [[the show]], released March 10, 2003, Homestar mentions [[witch's brew]], presumably the other favorite drink.
*In the Easter egg, [[The Cheat]] apparently tells Strong Bad [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|how to type with boxing gloves on]].
*Homestar saying that Strong Bad can borrow strongbad@homestarrunner.com until he can get his own domain echos Strong Bad being asked why he doesn't have his own domain in [[April Fools 09]].
*Strong Bad's comments about answering emails from fans in humorous fashion mirrors [[email thunder]], where Homestar Runner states that he "answers emails from fans with humorous results".

===Real-World References===
*Many athletes endorse a brand of sports drink, or other product, and are usually seen only with that product, as it is a contractual obligation of them to do so.
*Homestar's phrase "Apply directly to the esophagus" is a play on the slogan "Apply directly to the forehead" for the product [[Wikipedia:HeadOn|HeadOn]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail7.html|watch "Hremail 7"]]
*[[HR:hremail7.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 7"]]
*[[Forum:15304|forum thread re: "Hremail 7"]]

{{Hremail}}

[[Category:Hremail]]

Mustaches

2009-05-04T18:17:32Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: added a follow up for the thin mustache in Dangeresque 3

[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|thumb|"It's curtains for you!"]]

The characters of [[Free Country, USA]] are occasionally seen sporting '''[[Wikipedia:Moustache|mustaches]]''' of varying styles and shapes, usually as part of a costume or disguise. While most characters' mustaches are impermanent and appear rarely, [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] and [[The King of Town]] always have them.

== Appearances ==
*[[Homsar Main Page]] — Rolling over "Characters" will cause [[Homsar]] to sport a mustache.
*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's Character Video]] — The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The King of Town and Homsar's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] and [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]], respectively, both have mustaches.
*Email [[stand-up]] — [[Coach Z]] has a big mustache and an even bigger afro.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The King of Town and [[Bubs]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]], respectively, have mustaches.
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on [[The Sneak]] and grows larger in size.
*[[Wallpapers]] — On the [[Homestarmy]] themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]]'s Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Ozone]] and [[Wikipedia:Magnum P.I.|Magnum P.I.]], respectively, both have mustaches.
*Email [[flashback]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
*[[Peasant's Quest Preview]] — The two [[Videlectrix]] programmers both have mustaches.
*[[That A Ghost]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|the Joker]] and [[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]], respectively, both have mustaches.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] momentarily sports a mustache, tie, [[bowler hat]], sunglasses, and a [[Smoking|cigar]], making her look (somewhat) like a [[Cross-dressing|male]].
*[[Senorial Day]] — In a scene with [[Duplicate Characters|two Homestar Runners]], one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
*Email [[record book]] — Coach Z's afro and mustache from [[stand-up]] are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — [[Strong Bad]] says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] wears a mustache.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — After being told by [[Gunhaver]] to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, [[Reynold]] is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — [[Pom Pom]] and Bubs's Halloween costumes, [[The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]] and [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a [[French]] version of himself.
*[[Exaggerations]] — In the exaggerated scene from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Pom Pom and [[Marzipan]]'s costumes, [[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]], [[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]], [[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] and [[Wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard.
*[[Date Nite]] — The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at Marshmallow's Last Stand, Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache.
*Email [[more armies]] — When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the [[On Point Kings]], he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches.
*[[Quality Time]] — Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Mad, Bubs and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], [[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|Ross from ''YCDTOTV'']] and [[Wikipedia:Rev. Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]], respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee.
*[[Trogday 08]] — After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a [[beret]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — One of the items Strong Bad can wear is an [[Old-Timey]] mustache.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs' Halloween costume, [[Wikipedia:The Junkyard Dog|The Junkyard Dog]], has a mustache as part of his costume.
*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] — [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] is played by [[Shark Tooth Bubs]], wearing a cowboy hat and Mustache.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as [[The Informant]], in extended play you even can take it as a costume item.
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end.

== Screenshots of mustaches ==
<gallery>
Image:mainhomsar.png|"Kelsey Grammer!"
Image:KingofTown Hagar.PNG|"Trick or treat, I'm horrible!"
Image:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'm the original ladies' man!"
Image:Afro.PNG|Prime of his dating year
Image:KingofTown Mario.PNG|"Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."
Image:Bubs CaptainLou.PNG|"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"
Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|"His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"
Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|"No, wait. I'm Ozone. From ''Breakin'''."
Image:StrongMad Magnum.PNG|"HIGGINS!"
Image:Half Moustache.PNG|"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"
Image:Strong Bad's Mustache.png|"...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."
Image:Videlectrix developers.png|"GOOD GRAPHICS!"
Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!
Image:StrongBad Oscar Joker.PNG|"Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!"
Image:Marzipan WillieNelson.PNG|"Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes."
Image:cheerlearedhatglassestiecigar.PNG|"No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"
Image:mustachioedHR.png|MUSTACHIOED!
Image:Reynoldgoldrush.PNG|"Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"
Image:PomPomPotion-ma-jig.png|Every guy at a truck stop
Image:BubsPotion-ma-jig.png|"I'm the master of disaster!"
Image:French Homestar.png|FRENCH'D!
Image:Exaggerations.png|"OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."
Image:Strong Bad as Father Guido Sarducci.png|"If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..."
Image:Strong Sad as Tony Clifton.png|Him at his 20-year high school reunion
Image:Pom Pom as Mario Batali.png|Another food guy
Image:Marzipan as Frida Kahlo.png|"And kind of a mustache... have... costume..."
Image:The Cheat mustache Date Nite.png|The perfect suitor for a broom
Image:Strong Bad mustache Date Nite.png|"Oh-a, it's-a me! The chef-a!"
Image:SB On Point King.PNG|Strong Bad is on point
Image:On Point Kings brochure.png|The On Point Kings, with mustaches
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|Fancy 'stache and violin
Image:Halloween 2007 Strong Mad.PNG|"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"
Image:Halloween 2007 Bubs.PNG|"Marzipan, do you know who I am?"
Image:Halloween 2007 KOT.PNG|"I could go for a box of melted king dons myself."
Image:Cheatyama.png|The Cheat has turned insidious
Image:French sb.PNG|"In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks."
Image:Bubs as The Junkyard Dog.png|"Grab them cakes!"
Image:SharkToothBadguy.PNG|"Or did you?"
Image:TheInformant.PNG|"Looking for information?"
Image:110Stache.PNG|"Hustle for sports!"
</gallery>

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Subtitles:jailcartoon/fr

2009-04-25T21:25:09Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

{{subtitles|Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="jailcartoon.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="24" end="40" sfx="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="73" end="92" sfx="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="130" end="134" sfx="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="139" end="147" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="149" end="162" speaker="strongbad">You said it, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="163" end="218" speaker="strongbad">Once we get our hands on Bubs's fundraiser candy bars, our troubles will be over.</line>
<line start="219" end="261" speaker="strongbad">We can retire, maybe get a little place in Strong Badia... I dunno...</line>
<line start="262" end="273" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="274" end="316" speaker="strongbad">All right, remember the drill. Go straight for the crispy crackly ones!</line>
<line start="317" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Don't waste your time on them plain ol' chocolates. Those things are fool's gold!</line>
<line start="364" end="383" speaker="strongbad">Okay, hand me the explosives.</line>
<line start="462" end="483" sfx="sfx">explosions</line>
<line start="486" end="514">
<strongbad>The Cheat, I told you to remove the fthoom!</strongbad>
<sfx>explosions</sfx>
</line>
<line start="515" end="534">
<strongbad>All we needed was the bang!</strongbad>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Weh ooh weh ohh weh ohh weh...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="535" end="561" speaker="homestar">Weh ooh weh ohh weh ohh weh...</line>
<line start="562" end="582">
<strongbad>Oh no, we've been found ou—</strongbad>
<homestar>Weh ooh weh ohh weh ohh weh...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="583" end="616" speaker="homestar">DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP! DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP!</line>
<line start="617" end="629">
<homestar>DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP! DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP!</homestar>
<strongbad>Oh no, we've—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="630" end="658" speaker="homestar">Meh! Meh! Meh! Meh!</line>
<line start="659" end="664" speaker="strongbad">Oh—</line>
<line start="665" end="705" speaker="homestar">DooooooooDEEEEEEEEEEdooooooooDEEEEEEEEEE!</line>
<line start="721" end="750" speaker="strongbad">Oh no we've been found out.</line>
<line start="751" end="775" speaker="coachz">I mighta guessed you was behind all this!</line>
<line start="776" end="809" speaker="homestar">Coach Z, get these low-lifes out of my sight!</line>
<line start="820" end="854" speaker="strongbad">You set me up! You set me up!</line>
<line start="855" end="886" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, te-tell him that he set you up.</line>
<line start="889" end="907">
<strongbad volume="1.5">YOU SET ME UP!!!</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="909" end="1075" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1088" end="1182" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Dear Prisoner Number 5408, aka Strong Bad, aka Professor Tor Coolguy,</line>
<line start="1183" end="1233" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I can only hope your incarceration turns your life around as much as it has mine.</line>
<line start="1239" end="1290" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I feel cooler and less like I suck so bad.</line>
<line start="1291" end="1354" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I've made some changes around the house. Your computer room is now my Tai Chi space.</line>
<line start="1357" end="1412" speaker="strongsad">Hai-toh... Beng... Gait!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1469" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, I gotta go. Marzipan and I have a baklava in the oven.</line>
<line start="1470" end="1509" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Hoping you don't get shivved, Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="1533" end="1566" speaker="strongbad">You gotta get us outta the joint, man!</line>
<line start="1567" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">I don't think The Cheat is gonna make it!</line>
<line start="1598" end="1637" speaker="thecheat">crazed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1643" end="1649" speaker="strongmad">WRAH!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1700" speaker="strongbad">Sweet lady freedom! Let's make out!</line>
<line start="1701" end="1714" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1715" end="1756" speaker="strongbad">Hey, shut up! What are you, horning in on my girl? Only I get to make out with—</line>
<line start="1757" end="1774" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1775" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Right. The escaping.</line>
<line start="1860" end="1884" speaker="strongmad">I BROUGHT YOU A CAKE!</line>

<line start="1921" end="1932" speaker="homestar">Hey, lady!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1965" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, did you know that crime is on the rise?</line>
<line start="1968" end="1993" speaker="homestar">Yeah, no. Is it?</line>
<line start="1994" end="2041" speaker="marzipan">Yes, things are very serious now. So what are you going to do to protect me?</line>
<line start="2042" end="2099" speaker="homestar">Um, I could put a dash between "Homestar" and "Runner" from now on.</line>
<line start="2100" end="2121" speaker="marzipan">Really? You'd do that for me?</line>
<line start="2122" end="2139" speaker="homestar">No, of course not!</line>
<line start="2145" end="2175" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, The Cheat, we struck it rich this time!</line>
<line start="2176" end="2222" speaker="strongbad">Now we can retire to da MOOOOOOOOOOOON!</line>
<line start="2244" end="2286" speaker="bubs">So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.</line>
<line start="2287" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown"> Had a head like a big ol' round ol'...</line>
<line start="2335" end="2354">
<bubs>Okay...</bubs>
<kingoftown>Red ol'...</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="2355" end="2387">
<bubs>Uh-huh...</bubs>
<kingoftown>Nasty ol' egg!</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="2388" end="2396">
<bubs>I see...</bubs>
</line>
<line start="2397" end="2436" speaker="kingoftown">And hands looked like biscuit dough!</line>
<line start="2437" end="2463" speaker="bubs">Uh-huh! Is this the man?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2494" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">It was Biscuit-Dough Hands Man! I knew it!</line>
<line start="2523" end="2555" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Come on, The Cheat! Quit being such an old The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2592" speaker="strongbad">We gotta come out of retirement for this one last job!</line>
<line start="2593" end="2607" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2608" end="2649" speaker="strongbad">Nononono, NOnononono! It's like this:</line>
<line start="2650" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">The ransom money becomes the new retirement money. And the retirement money becomes the new college fund.</line>

<line start="2723" end="2765" speaker="strongbad">And the college fund... eh, we blow on a really tricked-out van.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2782" speaker="thecheat">Hm... ok!</line>
<line start="2783" end="2882" speaker="strongbad">Yes! Another victim claimed by Strong Bad's Powers of Persuasion! No living The Cheat can resist the P.o.P.!</line>
<line start="2883" end="2901" speaker="thecheat">Annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2902" end="2941" speaker="strongbad">Hang on, I'm not done yet! And uh... um...</line>
<line start="2942" end="2961" speaker="strongbad">Okay I was done. Let's go.</line>
<line start="2978" end="3006" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith, I'm home!</line>
<line start="3007" end="3035" speaker="kingoftown">Man, I feel like some serious biscuit dough.</line>
<line start="3045" end="3063" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="3068" end="3089" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith!</line>
<line start="3091" end="3109" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="3110" end="3139" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Dun Dun Dunnn...</line>
<line start="3145" end="3178" speaker="kingoftown">They've stolen my poopsmith!</line>
<line start="3190" end="3240" speaker="homestar">Alright, Pom Pom, the Poopsmith is missing, and we gots to find him!</line>
<line start="3241" end="3273" speaker="homestar">We're your first and last line of defense!</line>
<line start="3273" end="3296" speaker="homestar">Only you can prevent scouting!</line>
<line start="3297" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Boy, do we need forest fires!</line>
<line start="3342" end="3386" speaker="homestar">Aha! Pom Pom! what are you doing out past curfew?</line>

<line start="3387" end="3399" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3400" end="3449" speaker="homestar">Don't play games with me, Roundy-Man! Just who are you working with?</line>
<line start="3450" end="3462" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3463" end="3499" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner, eh? Sounds like a nogoodnik to me!</line>
<line start="3503" end="3524" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3525" end="3551" speaker="homestar">(sniffs) Pom Pom... did you step in something?</line>
<line start="3576" end="3626" speaker="strongbad">All right, doodie-man. It's time to deliver my ultimate ultimatum!</line>
<line start="3627" end="3657" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Ready with the viderocamera!</line>
<line start="3658" end="3666" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3680" end="3719" speaker="strongbad">Wait, hang on! Almost forgot to disguise my identity!</line>
<line start="3732" end="3747" speaker="strongbad">Now we're ready.</line>
<line start="3748" end="3793" speaker="strongbad">(echoing) Attention, whatever weirdos are concerned about the Poopsmith!</line>
<line start="3794" end="3807" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="3808" end="3876" speaker="strongbad">What the..? Aww, holy crap! I thought I smelled bacon! How'd you find us!</line>
<line start="3877" end="3914" speaker="homestar">We followed this mysterious trail the Poopsmith left.</line>
<line start="3915" end="3922" speaker="strongbad">Eww...</line>
<line start="3931" end="3969" speaker="homestar">That, and we got an anonymous tip from Strong Sad.</line>

<line start="3970" end="3989" speaker="strongsad">I told them you were behind the fence.</line>
<line start="3990" end="4029" speaker="strongbad">You sold me out! You sold me out!</line>
<line start="4030" end="4055" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, tell him that he... oh, never mind.</line>
<line start="4056" end="4087" speaker="bubs">Oh man! It's just Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="4088" end="4133" speaker="coachz">Once again, Biscuit-Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!</line>
<line start="4147" end="4187" speaker="homestar">Well, kids and people, it just goes to show,</line>
<line start="4188" end="4232" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad doing tai chi is really, really funny.</line>
<line start="4233" end="4243" speaker="strongsad">Hey!</line>
<line start="4244" end="4324" speaker="homestar">What? It was! You were all like Pah-ku-lah! Honh! Pwing!</line>
<line start="4325" end="4348" speaker="marzipan">Who wants some bak-a-lava?</line>
<line start="4410" end="4435" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Baka-ma-lava anybody?</line>
<line start="4503" end="4521" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan</line>
<line start="4522" end="4529" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="4530" end="4591" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, Marzipan! This is Professor Tor Coolguy!</line>
<line start="4592" end="4653" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I was just calling to see if you'd be interested in preparing for your doom!</line>
<line start="4666" end="4723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Er... not really calling to see, uh... I shouldn't have really given you a choice, I mean, uh...</line>
<line start="4724" end="4793" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You should just go ahead and prepare for your doom. Cause it's on its way, man. It's gonna be some doom.</line>
<line start="4794" end="4797" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="4803" end="4833" speaker="strongbad">Ho-ho! Great idea, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="4834" end="4881" speaker="strongbad">Even on the inside, Professor Tor Coolguy cannot be stopped!</line>
<line start="4882" end="4913" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Dun Dun Dunnn...</line>
<line start="5198" end="5259" speaker="homestar">All right, buster, move it along here! Nothing to see, nothing to see!</line>
<line start="5356" end="5371" speaker="homestar">Is this you?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:jailcartoon/fr

2009-04-25T21:23:30Z

DJ Dumpy Dump: New page: <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="fr" file="jailcartoon.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="24" end="40" sfx="sfx">bruit de pas</line> <line start="...

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="fr" file="jailcartoon.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="24" end="40" sfx="sfx">bruit de pas</line>
<line start="73" end="92" sfx="sfx">bruit de pas</line>
<line start="130" end="134" sfx="sfx">bruit de pas</line>
<line start="139" end="147" speaker="thecheat">Bruits Du Cheat</line>
<line start="149" end="162" speaker="strongbad">Tu l'as dit, Le Cheat!</line>
<line start="163" end="218" speaker="strongbad">Une fois qu'on aura les mains sur la collecte de fonds de barres chocolatées de Bubs, nos problèmes seront finis.</line>
<line start="219" end="261" speaker="strongbad">Nous pourrons prendre, peut-être un petit ranch en Strongbadie... 'sait pas...</line>
<line start="262" end="273" speaker="thecheat">Bruits Du Cheat</line>
<line start="274" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Et rappelle toi, t'occupes pas de celles au chocolat noir. Ces trucs sont l'or des fous!</line>
<line start="364" end="383" speaker="strongbad">OK, passe moi les explosifs.</line>
<line start="462" end="483" sfx="sfx">explosions</line>
<line start="486" end="514">
<strongbad>Le Cheat, Je t'ai dit de retirer la tige!</strongbad>
<sfx>explosions</sfx>
</line>
<line start="515" end="534">
<strongbad>Tout ce dont on avait besoin c'était le Ka-Boum!</strongbad>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Pin pon pin pon pin pon pin<line start="535" end="561" speaker="homestar">Pin pon pin pon pin pon pin...</line>
<line start="562" end="582">
<strongbad>Oh non, on a été repéré—</strongbad>
<homestar>Pin pon pin pon pin pon pin...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="583" end="616" speaker="homestar">DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP! DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP!</line>
<line start="617" end="629">
<homestar>DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP! DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP!</homestar>
<strongbad>Oh non, on—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="630" end="658" speaker="homestar">Mamp! Mamp! Mamp! Mamp!</line>
<line start="659" end="664" speaker="strongbad">Oh—</line>
<line start="665" end="705" speaker="homestar">DooooooooDEEEEEEEEEEdooooooooDEEEEEEEEEE!</line>
<line start="721" end="750" speaker="strongbad">Oh non on s'est fait pincer.</line>
<line start="751" end="775" speaker="coachz">J'aurai dû le savoir qu'vous étiez dérrière tout ça!</line>
<line start="776" end="809" speaker="homestar">Coach Z, enlevez ces vermines!</line>
<line start="820" end="854" speaker="strongbad">C'est un coup monté! C'est un coup monté!</line>
<line start="855" end="886" speaker="strongbad">Le Cheat, d-dis lui que c'est un coup monté.</line>
<line start="889" end="907">
<strongbad volume="1.5">C'EST UN COUP MONTÉ!!!</strongbad>
<thecheat>Bruits Du Cheat</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="909" end="1075" speaker="sfx">musique</line>
<line start="1088" end="1182" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Cher Prisonier Numéro 5408, alias Strong Bad, alias Professeur Von Meccool,</line>
<line start="1183" end="1233" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Je ne peux qu'espérer que ton incarcération change ta vie autant que la mienne.</line>
<line start="1239" end="1290" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Je me sens plus cool et moins comme si je craignais autant.</line>
<line start="1291" end="1354" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">J'ai fait des changements dans la maison. la chambre de ton ordinateur est maintenant mon dojo de Tai Chi.</line>
<line start="1357" end="1412" speaker="strongsad">Hai-toh... Beng... Gait!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1469" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Eh bien, Je dois partir. Marzipan et moi on a une moussaka sur le feu.</line>
<line start="1470" end="1509" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">J'espère que tu ne te fera pas poignarder, Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="1533" end="1566" speaker="strongbad">Tu dois nous faire sortir de la taule, mec!</line>
<line start="1567" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">J'crois pas que Le Cheat survivra plus longtemps!</line>
<line start="1598" end="1637" speaker="thecheat">Bruits Du Cheat enragé</line>
<line start="1643" end="1649" speaker="strongmad">WRAH!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1700" speaker="strongbad">Chère dame liberté! Embrassons nous!</line>
<line start="1701" end="1714" speaker="thecheat">Bruits Du Cheat</line>
<line start="1715" end="1756" speaker="strongbad">Hé, ta gueule! Tu reluques ma meuf? Je n'peux qu'embrasser—</line>
<line start="1757" end="1774" speaker="thecheat">Bruit Du Cheat</line>
<line start="1775" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">Ah... ouais... la fuite.</line>
<line start="1860" end="1884" speaker="strongmad">JE T'AI RAMENT!</line>

<line start="1921" end="1932" speaker="homestar">Hey, lady!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1965" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, did you know that crime is on the rise?</line>
<line start="1968" end="1993" speaker="homestar">Yeah, no. Is it?</line>
<line start="1994" end="2041" speaker="marzipan">Yes, things are very serious now. So what are you going to do to protect me?</line>
<line start="2042" end="2099" speaker="homestar">Um, I could put a dash between "Homestar" and "Runner" from now on.</line>
<line start="2100" end="2121" speaker="marzipan">Really? You'd do that for me?</line>
<line start="2122" end="2139" speaker="homestar">No, of course not!</line>
<line start="2145" end="2175" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, The Cheat, we struck it rich this time!</line>
<line start="2176" end="2222" speaker="strongbad">Now we can retire to da MOOOOOOOOOOOON!</line>
<line start="2244" end="2286" speaker="bubs">So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.</line>
<line start="2287" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown"> Had a head like a big ol' round ol'...</line>
<line start="2335" end="2354">
<bubs>Okay...</bubs>
<kingoftown>Red ol'...</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="2355" end="2387">
<bubs>Uh-huh...</bubs>
<kingoftown>Nasty ol' egg!</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="2388" end="2396">
<bubs>I see...</bubs>
</line>
<line start="2397" end="2436" speaker="kingoftown">And hands looked like biscuit dough!</line>
<line start="2437" end="2463" speaker="bubs">Uh-huh! Is this the man?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2494" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">It was Biscuit-Dough Hands Man! I knew it!</line>
<line start="2523" end="2555" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Come on, The Cheat! Quit being such an old The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2592" speaker="strongbad">We gotta come out of retirement for this one last job!</line>
<line start="2593" end="2607" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2608" end="2649" speaker="strongbad">Nononono, NOnononono! It's like this:</line>
<line start="2650" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">The ransom money becomes the new retirement money. And the retirement money becomes the new college fund.</line>

<line start="2723" end="2765" speaker="strongbad">And the college fund... eh, we blow on a really tricked-out van.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2782" speaker="thecheat">Hm... ok!</line>
<line start="2783" end="2882" speaker="strongbad">Yes! Another victim claimed by Strong Bad's Powers of Persuasion! No living The Cheat can resist the P.o.P.!</line>
<line start="2883" end="2901" speaker="thecheat">Annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2902" end="2941" speaker="strongbad">Hang on, I'm not done yet! And uh... um...</line>
<line start="2942" end="2961" speaker="strongbad">Okay I was done. Let's go.</line>
<line start="2978" end="3006" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith, I'm home!</line>
<line start="3007" end="3035" speaker="kingoftown">Man, I feel like some serious biscuit dough.</line>
<line start="3045" end="3063" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="3068" end="3089" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith!</line>
<line start="3091" end="3109" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="3110" end="3139" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Dun Dun Dunnn...</line>
<line start="3145" end="3178" speaker="kingoftown">They've stolen my poopsmith!</line>
<line start="3190" end="3240" speaker="homestar">Alright, Pom Pom, the Poopsmith is missing, and we gots to find him!</line>
<line start="3241" end="3273" speaker="homestar">We're your first and last line of defense!</line>
<line start="3273" end="3296" speaker="homestar">Only you can prevent scouting!</line>
<line start="3297" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Boy, do we need forest fires!</line>
<line start="3342" end="3386" speaker="homestar">Aha! Pom Pom! what are you doing out past curfew?</line>

<line start="3387" end="3399" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3400" end="3449" speaker="homestar">Don't play games with me, Roundy-Man! Just who are you working with?</line>
<line start="3450" end="3462" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3463" end="3499" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner, eh? Sounds like a nogoodnik to me!</line>
<line start="3503" end="3524" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3525" end="3551" speaker="homestar">(sniffs) Pom Pom... did you step in something?</line>
<line start="3576" end="3626" speaker="strongbad">All right, doodie-man. It's time to deliver my ultimate ultimatum!</line>
<line start="3627" end="3657" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Ready with the viderocamera!</line>
<line start="3658" end="3666" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3680" end="3719" speaker="strongbad">Wait, hang on! Almost forgot to disguise my identity!</line>
<line start="3732" end="3747" speaker="strongbad">Now we're ready.</line>
<line start="3748" end="3793" speaker="strongbad">(echoing) Attention, whatever weirdos are concerned about the Poopsmith!</line>
<line start="3794" end="3807" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="3808" end="3876" speaker="strongbad">What the..? Aww, holy crap! I thought I smelled bacon! How'd you find us!</line>
<line start="3877" end="3914" speaker="homestar">We followed this mysterious trail the Poopsmith left.</line>
<line start="3915" end="3922" speaker="strongbad">Eww...</line>
<line start="3931" end="3969" speaker="homestar">That, and we got an anonymous tip from Strong Sad.</line>

<line start="3970" end="3989" speaker="strongsad">I told them you were behind the fence.</line>
<line start="3990" end="4029" speaker="strongbad">You sold me out! You sold me out!</line>
<line start="4030" end="4055" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, tell him that he... oh, never mind.</line>
<line start="4056" end="4087" speaker="bubs">Oh man! It's just Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="4088" end="4133" speaker="coachz">Once again, Biscuit-Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!</line>
<line start="4147" end="4187" speaker="homestar">Well, kids and people, it just goes to show,</line>
<line start="4188" end="4232" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad doing tai chi is really, really funny.</line>
<line start="4233" end="4243" speaker="strongsad">Hey!</line>
<line start="4244" end="4324" speaker="homestar">What? It was! You were all like Pah-ku-lah! Honh! Pwing!</line>
<line start="4325" end="4348" speaker="marzipan">Who wants some bak-a-lava?</line>
<line start="4410" end="4435" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Baka-ma-lava anybody?</line>
<line start="4503" end="4521" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan</line>
<line start="4522" end="4529" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="4530" end="4591" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, Marzipan! This is Professor Tor Coolguy!</line>
<line start="4592" end="4653" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I was just calling to see if you'd be interested in preparing for your doom!</line>
<line start="4666" end="4723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Er... not really calling to see, uh... I shouldn't have really given you a choice, I mean, uh...</line>
<line start="4724" end="4793" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You should just go ahead and prepare for your doom. Cause it's on its way, man. It's gonna be some doom.</line>
<line start="4794" end="4797" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="4803" end="4833" speaker="strongbad">Ho-ho! Great idea, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="4834" end="4881" speaker="strongbad">Even on the inside, Professor Tor Coolguy cannot be stopped!</line>
<line start="4882" end="4913" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Dun Dun Dunnn...</line>
<line start="5198" end="5259" speaker="homestar">All right, buster, move it along here! Nothing to see, nothing to see!</line>
<line start="5356" end="5371" speaker="homestar">Is this you?</line>
</transcript>

The King of Town

2009-04-24T11:39:22Z

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[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''' (middle name being [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]]), self-nicknamed the "KOT", is the de jure ruler of [[Free Country, USA]] (though [[labor day]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed). However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white, with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard (though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that the white is fur or hair, as he has pink flesh underneath). He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[peas]] and [[The Cheat]]; he had a long-standing aversion to [[whatsit]] which finally ended in [[fan club]]). His favorite food is [[butter]]. As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, he has many, sometimes serious, health problems, as it is the norm for him to have several heart attacks after eating. According to the [[record book]], he is the "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result.

[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]

He employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] reseller as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether The King of Town has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "king", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace" (as could be interpreted from his character video). In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town (including one known as "Onion King of Town"), although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], so it seems likely that he was lying about there being other Kings of Town as well.

Although the King of Town wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in [[Strong Badia the Free]] .

The King of Town can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]] it is implied that the King of Town has been married to a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King of Town as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidKingofTown.png|thumb|"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."]]
''{'''Page Title''': Go Go Cookie Dough!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]}''

''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed he was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would ''earn'' an item of equal or lesser value by purchasing a different item.
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King of Town has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King of Town appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King of Town once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", [[Strong Bad]] claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him.
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the king of town possesses powers of teleportation (or at least ninja smoke-bombs).

==Favorite Foods==

The King of Town has several things he loves to eat, both [[The King of Town's Food|food items]] and [[Eating Non-Food Items#The King of Town|non-food items]] alike.
(He is not seen eating some of the items listed, but they are stored in his pantry or have been mentioned.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Food !! Appears In
|-
| Animal Phat || [[suntan]], [[the bet]]
|-
| Anything with "[[butter]]" in the name || [[Who Said What Now?]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[suntan]], [[the bet]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Army-Style Mayo|Army Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Awwww Gratin Potatoes|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] from '83 || [[the bet]]
|-
| Bleached Buttered Bats || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Buffalo wings || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| Candy Corn-shaped Halloween lights || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Cardboard Boxes]] covered in syrup || [[monster truck]]
|-
| Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Chocolate dipped tapeworm || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2]]
|-
| Coal || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Corn dog batter || [[#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's character video]]
|-
| Cotton balls || [[diorama]]
|-
| Creamy Ding Snack Cakes || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food|Decemberween Bunnies]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets|Denture tablets]] || [[retirement]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Deodorants|Deodorant]] || [[secret recipes]]
|-
| Electrical cable || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Fried Turkey || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| [[Giblet]] gravy || [[more armies]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Giant Pile of Salt|Giant piles of salt]] || [[record book]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Gravied Yams|Gravied Yams]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| [[Ham]] || [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] erasers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Himself || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| His moustache || [[#Character Video Transcript|His character video]]
|-
| His foot || [[Homestar Ruiner]] (hint)
|-
| His tongue || [[Homestar Ruiner]] (hint)
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Ice Style Cream|Ice Style Cream]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Lamb || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|-
| Marshmallows || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) || [[nightlife]]
|-
| [[Pizza]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], [[pizza joint]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] || [[business trip]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins|Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[Potate]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Pickled monkey fingers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Prescription ice cream || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|-
| Puppies || [[rated]]
|-
| Raw [[eggs]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
|Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance || [[winter pool]]
|-
| Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| A TV remote control || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Salisbury Sundaes || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Scorpion Food || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Sheep || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
| [[Strong Sad]]'s "disturbing soft-serve flip" || [[keep cool]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Stuffinged Ham|Stuffinged Ham]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| Toilet paper || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Turducken|Turduckens]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Whatsit]] || [[fan club]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]] || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Wooden tables || [[unnatural]]
|}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[wikipedia:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Reverend Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_kot}}

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{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:GoogleChromeLogo.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Google Chrome|Google Chrome]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Googleicon.png|53px]] | msg=This user found the wiki from a '''[[Google:|Google]]''' search.}}

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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#333333 | codebkgd=#555555 | codecolor=gold | code=NG | msg=This user has a '''Newgrounds Account'''.}}

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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFF | msg=<table width="100%"><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center"> </td></tr><tr><td align="center">'''> [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Click here]] to'''</td></tr><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center">'''email this user'''</td></tr></table>}}

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===User Info===
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=KID | msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=TEEN | msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=OLD | msg=This user is over '''19 years old'''.}}

{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=purple | codebkgd=blue | codecolor=black | code=LEFT | msg=This user is '''left handed'''}}

{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''right handed'''}}

{{userbox | border=yellow | mainbkgd=purple | codebkgd=blue | codecolor=red | code=AMBI | msg=This user is '''ambidextrous'''}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#30F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R website in '''insert year here'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#30F | codecolor=#F00 | code=XX | msg=This user discovered the H*R website when he/she was '''insert age here''' years old.}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#39F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki in '''insert year here'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#39F | codecolor=#F00 | code=XX | msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki when he/she was '''insert age here''' years old.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00CC99 | codebkgd=#FF0000 | codecolor=#990000 | code=F | msg=This user has had his/her [[Weekly Fanstuff YYYY#WF-YYYY-MM-DD|fanstuff]] put on the H*R Webpage.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#00CC99 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FF0000 | code=SBE | msg=This user has had his/her [[Link to your email|Sbemail]] answered by Strong Bad.}}

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==== Location ====
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{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#F00 | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Union jack.png|45px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#EEE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Canadian flag.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is a '''[[Wikipedia:Canada|Canadian]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#F00 | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:sbemail43.PNG|45px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:Sweden|Swedish]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#F00 | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:TempAussieFlag.png|50px]] | msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:Australia|Australian]]'''.}}

{{userbox||border=#000000|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=#EEE|codecolor=blue|code=[[Image:Flag of Germany.png|45px]]|msg= This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#EEE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Flag of france.jpg|50px]] | msg=This user is a '''[[Wikipedia:France|Frenchman]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:California state flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:California|California]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Illinois.png|24px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Illinois|Illinois]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag of Washington, D.C..png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Washington, D.C.|Washington, D.C.]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Maryland flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Maryland|Maryland]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Rhode Island.jpg|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Rhode Island|Rhode Island]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Texas flag.gif|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Pennsylvania flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Pennsylvania|Pennsylvania]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:State Flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Michigan|Michigan]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag of Washington.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Washington|Washington]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag_of_Wisconsin.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Alabama Flag.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag_of_Kentucky.jpg|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Flag of Jerusalem.png|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Jerusalem|Jerusalem]]'''.}}

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===Email Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[insert title]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:ipod homestar.gif|43px]] | msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her iPod]].}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar psp.png|43px]] | msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her PSP]].}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar_dsi.png|43px]] | msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her DSi]].}}

</userboxsamples>

===Character Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homestar Runner]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Sad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Mad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:pompom.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Pom Pom]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|35px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Marzipan]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The King of Town]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:poopsmith.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Poopsmith]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Trogdor]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Stinkoman]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:rather real.jpg|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Rather Dashing]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogador.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Trogador]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Marshie43x43.png|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Marshie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:sterrance.png|50px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Sterrance]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Da Huuuuuudge closeup.png|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Da Huuuuuudge]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|30px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:nebulon.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Nebulon]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|50px]] | msg=This user's favorite character is '''insert character here'''.}}



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===Game Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=#FF0000 | mainbkgd=#8B0000 | codebkgd=#DC143C | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user loves to play '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman 20X6]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#D19275 | mainbkgd=#FFE4C4 | codebkgd=#CD853F | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=PQ | msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000080 | mainbkgd=#99AAFF | codebkgd=#191970 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:handheldgames postshooter.png|43px]] | msg=This user likes the '''[[Handheld Games Menu|Old Games]]''' the best.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:d3win.png|43px]] | msg=This user hath beaten '''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=gold | mainbkgd=yellow | codebkgd=red | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:kidspeedy.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user is faster than '''[[Kid Speedy]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#333333 | mainbkgd=#cccccc | codebkgd=#333333 | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Viidelectrix Menu 1-29-2007.png|43px]] | msg=This user plays '''[[Viidelectrix]] games'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=#00EE00 | codebkgd=black | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:Duck Guardian icon.png|43px]] | msg=This user has '''[[Duck Guardian One|guarded 285 ducks]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=gold | codebkgd=black | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Guitar Hero II Trogdor Bonus.JPG|50px]] | msg=This user has rocked out to '''[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]''' on '''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero 2|Guitar Hero 2]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=gold | codebkgd=black | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|50px]] | msg=This user has rocked out to '''[[Because, It's Midnite]]''' on '''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s|Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=#B80 | codebkgd=white | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Egg.png|35px]] | msg=<big>Этот пользователь '''[[Where's an Egg?|нашел яйцо]]</big>'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#333333 | mainbkgd=#333333 | codebkgd=#000000 | code=[[Image:poptiregame.PNG|43px]] | msg= This user '''[[Population: Tire|is soldier.]]'''}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=#cccccc | codebkgd=black | code=[[Image:Comic Generator Title.png|45px]] | msg= This user likes to '''[[Make-O Your Own Stinko|Make-O His/Her Own Stink-O]](Man)!'''}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:Sbcg4ap.PNG|45px]] | msg= This user plays '''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Homestar Ruiner]].}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Strong Badia the Free]] ''(counting/not counting Uber-Pope)''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:BaddestOfTheBandsIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Baddest of the Bands]].}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:Sbcg4ap104 235x225.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 235x225.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].}}
</userboxsamples>

===Chapman Userboxes===
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF3030 | codebkgd=#99AAFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Matt closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99AAFF | codebkgd=#FF3030 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Mike closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#EEE0E5 | codebkgd=#FF0066 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Missy closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF0066 | codebkgd=#EEE0E5 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Jackie closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Jackie Chapman|Jackie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CD00CD | codebkgd=#7F00FF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:donniechapman.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF7F24 | codebkgd=#AA5303 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Don closeup.png|40px]] | msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

===Spinoff Userboxes===
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#ADD8E6 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#E0FFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:sbemail53.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FF8C00 | mainbkgd=#FED8AA | codebkgd=#FF8C00 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#FF1493 | mainbkgd=#00FFFF | codebkgd=#AFEEEE | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:scc.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#DAA520 | mainbkgd=#FFFF00 | codebkgd=#FFD700 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:firebert cartoon.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#7CFC00 | codebkgd=#32CD32 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:20X6.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[20X6]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#A9A9A9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#6699CC | codebkgd=#006699 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:PuppetTime.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#00FF00 | border=#00FF00 | mainbkgd=#000000 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:PBTC.png|43px]] | msg=This user loves '''[[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat]] Toons'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#00FF00 | border=#00FF00 | mainbkgd=#000000 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|32px]] | msg=This user's favorite Limozeen bandmate is '''[[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

===Toon Userboxes===
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===Fun Userboxes===
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{{userbox | border=green | mainbkgd=darkslategray| codebkgd=darkslategray | codecolor=yellow | code=[[Image:sbemailahundred.png|60px]] | msg=This user has '''[[flashback|put his/her weight on it! ]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=yellow | codebkgd=green | code=[[Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|45px]] | msg=This user is an '''[[The Next Epi-Snowed|expanded universe character]]'''. }}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.}} </userboxsamples>

===Store Userboxes===
====T-Shirts and Polo Shirts====
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt bubs consessions|Bubs T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt lil brudder|Lil Brudder T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt stinkoman blue ringer|Stinkoman blue ringer T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt scalding lake|Scalding Lake T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:sb-head.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt sb head|Strong Bad Head T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Marzipan T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt marzipan|Marzipan T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt strong sad|Strong Sad T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt trogdor black|Black Trogdor T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt trogdor lite|White Trogdor T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt duck|Duck T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt sb strongbadia ruler|Strong Bad T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt sb zone|Strong Bad Zone T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Cheat-navy-full.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt cheat navy|Navy The Cheat T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:The Cheat T-Shirt Red.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt the cheat|Red The Cheat T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:HStarR T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt HSR|Homestar Runner T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt cheat commandos|Cheat Commandos T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Teen Girl Squad T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt tgs|Teen Girl Squad T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar Runner Lite T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs lite|White Homestar Runner T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt star shirt|Star T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt homsar coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt coachz|Coach Z T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt limozeen|Limozeen T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdor! Polo Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Polo Shirts#polo trogdor|Trogdor polo shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Sbpolo.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Polo Shirts#polo sb|Strong Bad polo shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestarstandingfull.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt homestar classic|White Homestar Classic T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Bear holding shark t-shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt bear-shark|Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt support municipality|Support the Municipality T-Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Getyeflask shirt.png |43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt get ye flask|Get Ye Flask T-Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar 10th Birthday shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs 10th birthday|Homestar's 10th anniversary T-Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Senor_Cardgage_shirt.PNG|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_senor_cardgage|Senor Cardgage T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_pistols_for_pandas|Pistols for Pandas T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:You_Reek-a_Shirt_Store.PNG|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_You_reeka|You Reek-A! T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Sloshy T-shirt.PNG|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt sloshy|sloshy T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:WindupT-shirt.png|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt windup|Wind-up Homestar T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Eh Steve shirt.PNG|48px]] | msg=This user owns an '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt eh steve|Eh! Steve! T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Badgraphicsghosttshirt.png|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-shirts#tshirt bad graphics ghost|Bad Graphics Ghost T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:ThnikkaShirt.PNG|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-shirts#Thnikkaman Shirt|Thnikkaman Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:4Gregs_TShirt.png|48px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-shirts#4Gregs_Tshirt|4 Gregs Shirt]]'''.}}

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====Baby Clothes====
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Baby Trogdor onesie.png|38px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Baby Clothes#tshirt baby trogdor|Baby Trogdor Onesie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:The Poopsmith Onesie.png|38px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Baby Clothes#tshirt the poopsmith onesie|Poopsmith Onesie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Teeny Tiny Girl Squad clothes.PNG|38px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Baby Clothes#tshirt teeny tiny|Teeny Tiny Girl Squad Onesie]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Hooded Sweatshirts====
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdor hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie trogdor|Trodgor hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie homestar|Homestar Runner hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie strong bad|Strong Bad hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:The Cheat Hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie the cheat|The Cheat hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Teen Girl Squad Hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie tgs|Teen Girl Squad hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:homestarhoodie.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts|It's A Homestar Runner Original hoodie]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Accessories====
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestarhat.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Homestar Runner hat]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Sbhat.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Strong Bad hat]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdorhat.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Trogdor hat]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestarbeanie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Homestar Runner beanie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Sbbeanie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Strong Bad beanie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdorbeanie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Trogdor beanie]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Messengerbag.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Messenger Bags|[character] messenger bag]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Tgstotebag.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Teen Girl Squad tote bag]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:GreenCheatBag.png|45px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Green Cheat tote bag]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Toys====
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFF99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Kick The Cheat.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFF99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Figurinesset1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFF99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Figurinesset2.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFF99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Figurinescommandos.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Cheat Commandos figurines]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====CDs/DVDs====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Everything Else Volume 3 Store.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 3]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 1-3.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 4 .png|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strongbad email.exe Disc 5.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strongbad email.exe Disk 6.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|35px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Every_Disc.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[:Category:DVDs|Every Freakin’ DVD]]'''!}}

</userboxsamples>

====2-Dimensional Stuff====
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestarrunner 1966 198755.jpeg|47px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Trogdor Poster]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Everybody Everybody Poster]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Poster.PNG|33px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Patches.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Static cling.PNG|38px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Static Clings|Static Clings]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFCC99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Bumper Stickers.png|40px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Freebies====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:mini-freebie coaster.JPG|45px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie coaster|Coaster]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Trogdor Sticker]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Teen Girl Squad Sticker]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Homestar Keychain.JPG|43px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie hsr keychain|Homestar Keychain]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:StrongBad Keychain.JPG|43px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie sb keychain|Stop Sign Keychain]]'''.}}

{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie sb patch|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

[[Category:Help|{{PAGENAME}}]]

User:DJ Dumpy Dump

2009-04-24T10:21:31Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

== Hey y'all ==
Hey y'all, DJ Dumpy Dump here, you might remember me from the ground breaking rap album "Witness the Wihteness" or the Free Country USA Poetry Slam. there is my user page who will let you know more about me.

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2009-04-24T10:04:29Z

DJ Dumpy Dump:

== Licensing ==
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