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Talk:Marzipan

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What's the source for the fun fact at the bottom? --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]] 21:11, 2 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Just what the fact says - mouse over the H*R logo in the upper left corner of the main page to go to the museum and poke around in there. --[[User:Southpaw018|Southpaw018]] 16:00, 2 Nov 2004 (MST)

::You misunderstand; I was referring to the part that says "The Brothers Chaps have said that this was an idea they had early in the site's development but threw it out, so it is not really a "fact" anymore." --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]] 17:04, 6 Nov 2004 (MST)

:::[http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:l6cz1Fd-5KkJ:www.clubaquatica.net/Interviews/matttranscript_2.htm This interview] has your answer. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 22:36, 10 Mar 2005 (MST)

== Unnamed Girl ==

If [[Unnamed Girl]] is a main character on H*R, why aren't the girls in [[Teen Girl Squad]] also main characters? Should the reference to her in "...the only female main character on the site (excepting the ''Unnamed Girl'' and Marzipan's 20x6 and 1936 counterparts)" be taken out? --[[User:oddtodd|oddtodd]] 16:31, 16 Nov 2004 (MST)

:I beleive the reason for that is that the girls in Teen Girl Squad live in their own universe apart for the H*R world (except for the glitch in [[virus]]). On the other hand the Unnamed Girl interacts with Homestar and Strong Bad in her appearances as if she was part of their world.
:Moreover, I think it should be important to mention that the fact that Marzipan is the only girl, is likely a parody on the Smurfs. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:13, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The Teen Girl Squad is made and crapfully animated and Voiced by SB.They couldn't have been main characters.That would have been really really dumb. having to mask his own voice every few seconds to voice one of them.(The Ugly One, Whats-her-face,Cheerleader,and So-and-so)--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:14, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Gir007-Zaak

== Marzipan's Hair Color ==

Answering machine 12.2 (newest one) has Marzipan leaving herself a prank call telling herself that her hair is not her natural color. I can't tell if this is 'true' or not... did anybody interpret that as being something that could be added to Marzipan's fact page? --[[User:Meepers|Meepers]] 01:16, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*I don't think so - she was just poorly imitating other people (most notably Strong Bad) who have a tendancy to leave her fake messages. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 01:17, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Yeah, you're probly Right. Marzipan is just a poor, poor fool. The King of Town does a better Strong Bad than her.And that's a bad, bad Strong bad KOT does.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:03, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Gir007A.K.A Zaak

== Velma Dinkley ==

What? Where the crap did this come from? --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 00:43, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
: It's 100% legit. As my note says there is (or at least was) a secret page that showcased the 2001 Halloween costumes - only some of them (Marzipan as Velma, Coach Z as a Noid, and Pom Pom as The Skipper) were later changed. I have a screenshot on my computer. Want me to load it? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:48, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
::Very yes. --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 00:49, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
:::Very loaded. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:53, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
[[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|thumb|Your wish = my command]]

::::I'll go with that. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 01:14, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
:::::Awesome find! Is this going on the Halloween Costumes page? (I love Coach Z as the Noid!) <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 02:25, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
::::::I knew about it a LONG time ago, even before I knew about the Wiki (I was CERTAIN it was on the [[Secret Pages]] page but I can't find it there, even in the History.) If you want to break apart the three alternate costumes and include them on [[Halloween Costumes]], be my guest. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:00, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
:::::::After some hunting around, I think [[HR:halloween2.html|this]] might be the page but it's not loading fully (as secret pages tend not to for some reason. Do the linked pages actually get more bandwidth than the unlinked ones?) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:33, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
::::::::To answer your question: No, probably not. The blank square means that shockwave is trying to access an .SWF that does not exist. You'll get a 404 if you link to it directly. I tried looking at the known mirrors, but they don't have it either. Good Luck! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:34, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Legs? ==

Does she have legs or not? Its very hard to tell.. and she said she does
and doesnt but which one??

:Marzipan does not have legs. She even told TBC in the commentary of [[date]]. She said she just pretends she has legs.
:[[User:Homestramy20|Homestramy20]] 1:39 7 july, 2005
She doesn't have legs. But in "Ballad of The Sneak" on Shorts she has Pigtails.It's funny..she gets chased by The Sneak. Check it out sometime.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:05, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Gir007 A.K.A Zaak
Back again.She has legs in Character Develpoment in some area of Homestar Runner.com.They look more like feet.And she had arms.WAY too human-like for Marzi, dont you agree?--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:07, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Gir007(Zaak)

== Her Name ==

Where do you think TBC got the idea to name her [[Marzipan]]? It's a very unusual name, and I have never heard it ever before in my life. Was it just made up or did they name her after somebody?

:[[wikipedia:Marzipan|Marzipan]] -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 19:04, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
* I saw some of those when I was in Mexico several weeks ago. I didn't know they were real either. I was with someone who wanted to buy them as candies saying they were "little marzipans." They really were in the general shape of her body, so I asked her if she watched H*R and she asked me what that was. It was equally shocking to me that there existed such a thing with the name "Marzipan." [[User:NFITC1|NFITC1]] 18:19, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

its a german treat pronounced motsapon i know cause im german. heimstern look at my profile cause i cant access your my talk page--[[User:Valf|Valf]] 00:03, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

== Smurfs ==

There is a minor mistake in the fun facts selection. It says that the only female smurf was Smurfette. Sassette was also a female smurf and was a pretty common character.

Since this comment from a month ago hasn't been addressed, I'll go ahead and make a tentative change noting that Smurfette was not the only female Smurf. Smurfette and Sassette were created by magic (the former by Gargamel, the latter by the younger Smurfs), but my memory can't recall if Nanny Smurf has an origin story or if it was just left unexplained. I'll also make it a bit more ambiguous as to whether Marzipan is the only female in the Homestar universe, while noting she's the only main character who is female. Feel free to clean up or revert my edit, as I'm still a wiki neophyte. [[User:Wiggy|Wiggy]] 16:22, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
:Whatcha tickin' bot; you did a great job of it. '''But'''... Why is this fact there at all? Did TBC ever say anything in an interview or commentary or the like linking her to the Smurfs? (That seems to lurk at the back of my mind.) 'Cause otherwise this is an acute case of [[HRWiki:Glossary#T|TTATOT]]; it's as relevent as observing that [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles#"TMNT: The Next Mutation" Series|Venus de Milo]] was the only female Turtle. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:03, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
::Feel free to delete; I didn't want to delete something that's been around since [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Marzipan&diff=154305&oldid=154304 October] without any discussion. My neutral rational for keeping is available on my [[User_talk:Wiggy|talk page]] (shoulda read this reply first, but I'm at work and read things out of order ;). Perhaps this fact should be scrapped, let's just hear some opinions on it -[[User:Wiggy|Wiggy]] 19:48, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
Where did the talking about of Freakin' SMURFS on HOMESTAR RUNNER WIKI come from?!Go to Freakin' Smurfs Wiki if ya wanna talk about tht crap.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:08, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Gir007(Zaak)
:Because it was on the article? The question really should be why are the Smurfs on the Wiki in the first place.

== A Crush on Strong Bad? ==

I think that Marzipan has a seceret crush on Strong Bad.
I know in the email marzipan, she said she doesen't, but she's probobly too shy to tell Strong Bad she likes him.
What do you think?
[[User:Cheddarlebbon|Cheddarlebbon]]

:I think that this topic is better suited for the [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum] :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 21:06, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

Exellent point.She just seems NOT to like him and go out with Homestar Instead to hide it form him.Cause ya know.She's Marzi, and SB is..SB.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:12, 13 February 2006 (UTC)TTYL,Gir007-Zaak

== Vegetarian or vegan? ==

Does anyone know whether Marzipan is only vegetarian, or is she a vegan? Vegan seems more in line with her animal rights activism, but I've only seen references to her being a vegetarian. I started wondering about this after watching [[Strong Bad is in Jail]] - I wondered if her baklava was vegan or not (since honey is not vegan, but not all baklava is made with honey). --[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 14:59, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Good question.and kinda good self-answer.but if she's a Vegitarian, why did she even ACCEPT the sammich Homestar brought her in "Where's the Cheat?"I'm pretty sure he put meat on that thing.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:10, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Gir007-Zaak

Hey, Gir007, have you ever heard of a ''veggie'' burger? Besides, I'm sure that Marzipan wouldn't even have any meat in her kitchen, so Homestar wouldn't screw up like that.

:Thing is though, it did have mayonnaise on it, if I'm not mistaken. Whether it was made of marshmallows or eggs, it's not vegan.
::Marzy says she's vegan in the [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview]]. --[[User:65.190.149.45|65.190.149.45]] 20:21, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

== Marzy's Debut ==
Hey, random question, but does anyone know chronologically the first voiced appearance of Marzipan?
:The first one would probably be [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], which was in Autumn 2000. [[Homestarloween Party]] was shortly after that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Hmmm... Couldn't it have been vice-versa? Seems kind of strange that Marzipan may have debuted with an answering machine. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:59, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I'm thinkin' vocally. Unless she ''did'' speak in [[She Loves Me!]]...? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::What about [[Spin 'n Say]]? We don't have a date on that, but I wonder if that came before or after the first Answering Machine. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 05:30, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

== Freakish Dancing ==

Can anyone here back me up that in "Replacement" Marzipan dos a really wierd dance in the dance contest part of it? She swings her ponytail around..what the heck kinda dance is that?What is her malfunction?!--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 01:46, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak
:It's really no more dancing than any of the other "dancing" that the rest of the characters do in that email. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 18:54, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::"I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!" Funniest dance I've ever seen. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:00, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Strong Sad did some kind of crappy disco thingamajig.Wierd.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:40, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== Marzipan's Protest Signs discussion ==

''This discussion was moved from its original location at '''Marzipan's Protest Signs'''.''
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This article sucks. So does the new, headless Strong Bad stub image. Take it down? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:Well, thanks for the positive, encouraging feedback. Marzipan's character is a protesing liberal. She protests. She has on at least 2 occassions made signs for protests. It's a stretch to assume she never will again. This page documents her creation of said signs. And no one involved with changing the 'stub' icon was invoilved with this page, so linking one with another is most unwelcome. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 08:57, 24 March 2006 (UTC) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 08:57, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
::We need to make a merge template. This article definitely wouldn't suck if it were part of Marzipan's article. I'm gonna create the template right now. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:::Could you possibly be any ruder? I don't give a hoot where the page goes, but I think you could be a little less "bite the newbie". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:05, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Hmm. I am astounded by the lack of tact demonstrated by the first and third posts in this thread. I for one think this is a nice little bit of information. It probably would fit on Marzipan's page pretty easily, just like the mispronunciations that are on Coach Z's page. I recommend merging. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 10:09, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
What about that "Vote Whales" poster in [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]? I know it isn't a literal protest sign, but it seems to be something connected to this running gag... animal-related politics and such. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 12:25, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
::Good point, I think that until there are more, they should go on her page. If they have her make another it should go on its own article. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:39, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Qermaq, sorry for sounding like a rudea—. It's pretty ironic that I'm the one who's been here for half a year and I'm still a rabid cabal, a n00b and a borderline troll (my Lord, does that sound nerdy). I guess some things never change. Thinking of you as a "newbie" seems pretty ridiculous. Anyway, that's just the way I am, I never mean to offend anyone, I'm just a jerk. Uh, but since when is Marzipan a liberal? I'm totally anti-eating rabbits or anti-any unnecessary killing of animals, and I'm probably gonna be a vegan if I get rich (and start a band with Moby and my brothers called Humane Society), but I'm totally conservative. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
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A reply to this conversation: Marzipan's nature is pretty much that of a hippie, and hippies are liberal by definition. And a reply to Darth Katana X: "newbie"-ness has nothing to do with how long you've been around - it has much more to do with your attitude and the way you treat other users. If you act like a newbie and you are rude to people (especially when it's unnecessary and uncalled for), you'll get called a newbie/troll/whatever, and treated as such. That's how it works pretty much everywhere. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 18:39, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Marzipan

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{{charnav|Marzipan|marzy|Pom Pom|Coach Z}}
[[Image:NewestMarzipan.png|thumb|The only girl]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|marzipan}}

== Biography ==
'''Marzipan''' is the only female character among the [[Characters|primary characters]] of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]]. She is a tall and thin character, she wears her hair in a bright yellow ponytail, and she is almost always seen wearing a purple dress with white trim and gold buttons at the bottom. (In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], she reveals that yellow is not her true hair color, suggesting that she dyes it.) Like [[Homestar Runner]], she does not appear to have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but nevertheless she is able to pick up and handle objects and play the guitar. Marzipan is the only character voiced by [[Missy Palmer]].

Marzipan is Homestar's [[Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship|girlfriend]], and early on in the site's history, this seemed to be the primary reason for her existence. Her character has developed greatly over time, however, and their relationship no longer appears to be their main focus. Marzipan has actually broken up with Homestar several times, some of which were due to his unintentional mean streak, others so that she could demonstrate her independence. At times, Homestar even shows feelings of contempt and resentment toward his girlfriend, as seen in the email [[narrator]] (when he calls her "some type of enormous alien cow"), and in [[Happy Fireworks]] (when he uses a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] to imitate her and then tells her to shut up). Luckily for Homestar, she continues to love him dearly, and the two always seem to end up together again.

Marzipan's status as the only girl in [[Free Country, USA]] has made her the target of quite a few prank messages on her [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machine]] (most of them left by Strong Bad), as well as the unsolicited romantic attentions of several other characters (most notably [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]]). Despite all of this, she is very kind, and she is friends with almost everyone (though she is not fond of [[The King of Town]], and she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].)

[[Image:Marzysign.png|thumb|left|"I'm off to the Chinchilla protest."]]
[[Strong Bad]] once described Marzipan as a "dirty hippie without the dirt." She is a strict vegetarian — she especially enjoys tofu and soy products — and she spends much of her time singing and playing her guitar. Most of her songs are about happiness and nature. She often makes protest signs to express her views — among these are "[[Wikipedia:Chinchilla|Chinchillas]] OUT!! (of my basement)", "[[Decemberween|December Ween]] Kills Bunnies", and "Down with D'Ween".

[[Image:Marzycouchslouch.png|thumb|Marzipan relaxes]]
Marzipan has often been mistaken for a broom. Her "Joey Ramone" costume in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] seems to suggest that she may actually be shaped like a broom. By contrast, the emails [[secret recipes]], [[date]] and [[secret identity]] all show her sitting in a manner that seems to contradict that possibility. In the email [[long pants]], she claims that she is not a broom, much to Homestar's surprise. In [[highschool]], she is shown to have long, skinny legs like Daphne from the Scooby-Doo cartoons, but due to the fact that Strong Bad has an "unphotographic memory" (or "doodle memory"), this may or may not be true.

Marzipan tends to anthropomorphize inanimate objects — for example, her guitar's name is [[Carol]], and she once asked [[Strong Sad]] to resurrect her ficus plant, [[Credenza]], from the dead. In addition, she has occasionally been fooled by poor imitations of Homestar, such as [[Tofu Homestar]] (in [[The Luau]]) and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume in the email [[do over#Easter Eggs|do over]]. She once named an ordinary sandwich "[[Homestar Jr.]]" and started treating it as though it were a small child, and in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], she created a potion that could transform Homestar into several different forms, including a strange clone of herself. It is unclear if any of these behaviors reflect a desire to change, replace, or accept alternate versions of her boyfriend.

Marzipan sometimes works with other characters on various projects. For example, The Cheat made a Flash video for her song "[[Oh yeah yeah]]", and she recently teamed up with The Cheat and [[Strong Mad]] to form a band called [[Cool Tapes]], in which she sings lead and plays Carol. She has appeared in the ''[[Dangeresque]]'' series of short films, and she once attempted to teach Strong Bad how to make [[lady fan|an attractive centerpiece]] out of junk mail and kitty litter. She also has hosted a [[Fall Float Parade]] with Coach Z.

Although Marzipan currently wears a long dress that seems to fit her hippie lifestyle, Strong Bad's "doodle memory" shows us that, back in [[highschool|high school]], she had short hair and wore a very short skirt and lipstick.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

*'''Debut:''' [[She Loves Me!]]
*[[:Category:Marzipan Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title''': Oh Yeah Yeah!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Marzipan's Gazebo]]}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Hi, I'm Marzipan, and this is my guitar Carol. Say hi, Carol. ''{performs a scale in E major}'' Ooh, E scale. Nice choice. When I'm not rockin' out, I like to dig in my garden and eat. I'm a fiercely independent woman, and I'm fiercely independent about the soy products that I choose. Homestar Runner and I ''{Homestar leans in frame}'' are one hot item when I say we are. And today we are (not).

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yay!/Boo! ''{leans out of frame}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I like baby animals, and cats and dogs. But it makes me sad to see cats and dogs in the same room together. Okay, bye. I'm off to the Chinchilla protest.
''{She pulls out a protest sign that reads "Chinchillas OUT!! (of my basement)" and walks away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{leaning in frame}'' Boo!/Yay! ''{leans out of frame}''

''(Sometimes Marzipan says "And today we are," to which Homestar responds "Yay!" and sometimes she says "And today we are not," in which case Homestar says "Boo!" Whichever response Homestar gives here, he gives the opposite at the end.)''

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:grinning marzipan.png|thumb|Yes, she does have teeth.]]
* The [[Old Characters Page]], now in the [[Museum|museum]], said The King of Town was Marzipan's father. However, it is the only such reference on the site, and [[The Brothers Chaps]] have since reported in interviews (such as [[Club_Aquatica_Interview_-_29_Oct_2003|this]] one) that this was an idea they had early in the site's development but have since abandoned.
*[[Wikipedia:Marzipan|Marzipan]] is also a confectionery consisting primarily of ground almonds and sugar that derives its characteristic flavor from bitter almonds, which constitute 4% to 6% of total almond content by weight. Most marzipan is also flavored with [[Wikipedia:rosewater|rosewater]].
*In an interview with Wired magazine, Missy Palmer said that Marzipan started out as a hippie, but over time her personality has changed to match Missy's own.
*The character page title is a reference to Marzipan's [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] from the email [[marzipan]].
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== Also known as... ==
*[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Marzipan]] ([[20X6]])
*[[The Angel]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant|Decemberween]])
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] ([[Dangeresque]])
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*Marzipan Alien Cow ([[narrator|narrator]])
*[[Teenage Marzipan]] ([[highschool]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:I Dream of Jeannie|Jeannie]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]] (designed, but never used in a Halloween toon).
*[[Wikipedia:Lisa Lopes|Left Eye Lopes]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[http://www.tvacres.com/dolls_log_lady.htm The Log Lady] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Beaker (Muppet)|Beaker]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3}}
*{{qotw|The [[Cool Tapes]] song|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3}}
*{{qotw-nd|"I'm the only girl"|[[Spin n' Say]]}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Marzipan Evolution]]
*[[Marzipan Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Marzipan|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_marzy.html|watch Marzipan’s character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_marzy.swf|view the Flash file for Marzipan’s character video]]
{{Characters|Marzipan}}

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== Wilde Coincidence? ==

Your name is a reference to ''The Picture of Dorian Gray'', is it not? And furthermore, does that indicate that you identify with the character Dorian Gray, or are you just a fan of the book/movie/story/author? If you are referencing the novel, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. I'm a big Oscar Wilde fan myself, and I wrote an essay on ''The Picture of Dorian Gray'' for Philosophy class, back in June. -[[User:Polly|Polly]] 07:47, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Actually, I've been trying to find the novel to read. I only know about Dorian Gray from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen film. I like reading the background of such things, which is why I want the novel. I haven't yet had an oppurtunity to get to the library yet, and it's never in at the bookstore...
::EDIT: I got my mum to check the book out for me instead. All is well. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sorry for the edit ==

Ya sorry, that was pretty stupid of me, I just wanted to see if anyone would notice and change it. I promise nothing of the sort will happen again.
:That's quite all right. No lasting harm done, and it was all taken care of quickly. Thanks for apologising, though. I hope you enjoy the rest of your time here. ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Moved examples into list ==

I hope it's okay, but on [[Talk:Ice Cream]] I went ahead and moved your examples into the list itself and put a note on it so others will edit it as they see fit. If you want, repost with your opinion on whether it should be a running gag. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:48, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:Yes, of course it's fine. Anything for the good of the wiki, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== England ==

Have a good trip! Never mind the bullocks! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:England, huh? That's quite the trip you're taking. Hope it's a good one. We'll try to keep the wiki afloat during your absence, but it will be tough. Have a good time. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Away Message Song ==

I'll be away in England for the next three weeks, y'all. Sorry. To make up for my not being here to help the Wiki, I offer you this away message song. Yes, it's the same 'Believe It Or Not' song that Homestar and George Costanza have sung to before. 

''Believe it or not, ''
''I'm away from the comp, ''
''So leave a message just for me. ''
''I must be out, or I'd IM you back. ''
''Where could I be? ''
''Believe it or not, you're alone! ''

Please, hold your applause. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Well, Seany-sama, how was England? If you're from Pennsylvania, how come you spell favorite "favourite"? I'm from Texas, one of your other favou—I mean, favorite places. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:28, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::I spell everything the English way coz, well, coz I'm so hung up on England. Originally, though, it was a side effect from visiting Neopets and it's just stuck with me. And all those other reasons about it actually being the real and correct spelling and all. And as for England itself... Well, to tell the truth, it's not so different from here, except for the television programmes, when you get right down to it. But, despite being faintly similar, it was a total blast.
:::Did you go to the tower, or the abbey, or the palace? Did you ride the Eye? The last time I was there, I got to drive a car by myself through the cities and highways of Scotland. ''That'' was fun, and not just a little weird being on the wrong side of the road. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:57, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::::Me, I didn't really do much of anything a normal tourist does. I went up to stay with my friend, who I met a couple years ago online. We've been planning this forever. I stayed at her house up in Nottingham, so most of the sights I saw were generally A) really cool and loud, 2) around the general Nottingham area, and D) more "fun" than "historic" or "tourist-y". My mum and sister did the whole bus-tour thing throughout England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and even nipped down to France for a day, though. But I was more content to stay with my best friend than go sightseeing.

==Sound Effects==
I think it's great you're spearheading this project. Look at the formatting changes I just made (putting each table cell on a new line and a space after the align=center part). I think that makes the code easier to read. Also, be sure to link every instance in the last column. A user shouldn't have to search up and down the list for a link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:31, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:All right. Thanks for the advice (and the help). And I just like making lists. I have tons of similar lists on my computer (none are H*R related, though). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Secret==

Yes, it does. I was wondering if someone would see that. you win. --{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 20:41, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Synonyms ==

Um, have you been known to collect synonyms? I saw that in your entry. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:31, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:For some things. Synonyms are useful if you write a lot. That way, you don't come off as boring by repeating yourself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

So, we all know that. But do you REALLY do that for a livin'? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:33, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Currently, I don't do ''anything'' for a living. I do it as more of a hobby. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Hobbies ==

I see. Why is that your hobby? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:36, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I think 'coz I'm weird like that' works best here. Anyway, I have a lot of hobbies, some of which I take more seriously. Some, like my synonym collections, are just for fun. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

I think you're right. If you want, you can tell me about synonyms in my talk page. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:39, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Well, aside from all those ones for regurgitation, I only collect synonyms for 'crazy'. You can see them all [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/16326646/ here]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

I remember learning that in school. But don't you want to tell me about it in my talk page? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:57, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Well, I figure we're already here... Would you like me to move the discussion, then? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Uh, no. Just leave it here. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 01:05, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:All right then. Maybe we can continue some other time on your page. But for now, I'm gonna go... [[Place]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Okay then. I'll try to log on tomorrow. But till then, I'm outta here! --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 01:13, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Note ==

You asked for a note encouraging you to do that work on the Videlectrix games. I have left such a note [[Talk:50K_Racewalker#New_Racewalker_Image|here]]. See also the bit about the music. Thanks for being willing to do this. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:05, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:Willing, yes... Unfortunately, by the time I got here, it seems someone already added all the music links (although I was able to make a few minor corrections). As to the other bit... D'you want me to just include a new "Official Videlectrix Description" section in each game, or what? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:55, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oh, whatever you think is best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:26, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Looks like someone beat me to the punch there, too. I did get to do some minor formatting, though... Ah, well. Next time, I won't get 12 hours sleep before starting a project. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thank You ==

Thanks, Dorian. I didn't even notice it happened. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 17:11, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Any time. Just remember: CONSTANT VIGILANCE. (And if you know that quote, you get a cookie.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Yeah! Thanks, dude. First time someone trolled my page :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:21, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:First time someone trolled my page too. But then, I was reverting all his edits, so it was to be expected. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I know that quote. Its from Harry Potter book 4, from Mad-Eye Moody. (Cookie please?) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:30, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::<nowiki>*</nowiki>gives Bubsty a cookie* Right in one. =) Noice work, Clanky. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Bottommost vote ==

Hey Dorian. This is a reminder that only your bottommost accept vote counts in STUFF. The one from the upper voting section has been removed. Please review this and make any changes if necessary. Thanks. (And thanks for voting for my revision. :) ) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:02, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:Oh, okay. I didn't know that. First time voting for a revision... Keep it the way it is, with the vote at the revised version. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::As it turns out, I was persuaded that the revision was wrong, so I split the second half of it into its own item. You should review it an make a new vote accordingly. Sorry for all the confusion. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Oy. Complication upon complication, eh? And it seems such a simple fact... So, in essence, I voted the same way you did for both facts. Thanks for the heads-up. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Yeah, how did it become such a mess? ;) One last thing (and I'm really not trying to bother you with all this)... Would you like to fix your vote in the [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/Strong_Bad_is_a_Bad_Guy#Good_Ol.27_Uncle_Sam|archive]]? If so, then please do so. Just put a note in the edit summary to see your talk page. Or I could fix it for you. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:17, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Yes, please fix it for me. No one will question it if it comes from you, I've noticed. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::I swear this is the last time I'll post on this subject on your talk page. After studying the evidence a little closer, it seems the ''drawing'' of Uncle Sam didn't come about until the 1830s. So I changed my vote to the revision. (Not that you have to vote the same way I do, but since we've been through it together ''this'' far, I thought it would only be polite for me to let you know I'd switched again. But I'm ''not'' switching ''any more''... I hope.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks. I didn't realize that. [[User:Shnizzedy|Johnny Baby]] 15:47, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

== Hmm.. I thought I checked that ==

Must not have notice he was already blocked. (I really did check—honest!) {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 04:49, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
:Oh, I believe you. Sometimes it's easy to glance over a name. I've done that sort of thing many times in my day. Nice catch anyway, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==I wouldn't put ''anything'' in that yellow man's mouth!==
Yes, your memory of a decision not to transliterate The Cheat Talk is correct: see [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Standardize "The Cheat Noises"]]. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 21:33, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
:Ah, thanks... I can never find that when I want it. And I wonder if that urban legend about a dog's mouth being cleaner than our own even applies to yellow ones. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Defender of the Wiki==
[[Image:defender of the wiki.jpg|thumb|Handcrafted by Fell Blacksmiths]]DorianGray was one of several users assiduously reverting the tsunami of edits of an IP-shifting troll-bot the night of November 11th 2005. For your heroism, this [[HRWiki:Barnstars|barnstar]] seems a small token. And your new Viking name will be DorianGray TrollBane. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 08:00, 12 November 2005 (UTC)

:Many congraturations!!! (Hey Wilbur, mind if I eat the last one?) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:30, 12 November 2005 (UTC)
::Woo! Thanks, guys. Glad to help out. I just did what anyone with the best interest of the wiki at heart would do. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::P.S. Yeah, Bubsty, go ahead. I was just gonna put it at the end of my new card game anyway.

== Yeah...sorry about that. ==

About the Star Wars intro on [[haircut]], I was really tired when I heard that. The "Da Da Da Dear" sounded like the opening notes of the Star Wars main theme to me, at the time. Now it just sounds...not like that.

Anyway, sorry.
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}
:No problem. I can see how one might think that, but it's really kind of... not that. No need to be sorry. That's the way the wiki works, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Oh, come on. A Holiday Greeting most likely to be reverted? It doesn't sound like Chriiiii(st) to you? Listen to it one more time just to make sure. If you don't hear it though, I understand. Or did you revert it because you thought I was being in appropriate? Either way, I understand.

Sorry again.
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}
:::Yeah, I'm thinkin' more of who it would offend rather than what it sounds like. The page has a history of that revert, and I was just following what [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] put last time I remember it being reverted (right down to the edit comment). Maybe we could take it to the talk page. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::::Understandable, but we didn't write/say/direct this. I thought we were here to report and act as a reference. I know it will offend a few people, but we're just supposed to state the facts, aren't we? Maybe it deserves a vote.

::::-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}

==quote?==
:As you might have noticed, I have a new quote thingy on my user page. Do you have a quote you can/want to use? Just keep it under PG-13. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 19:02, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::You came to the right guy, then. ^-^ I have a lot of quotes I use all the time... Let's see... How about this one: "Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::That is the first time I hear that saying in English. It's far more common in Hebrew. ("Al tidkh'e lemakhar ma she'ata yakhol lidkhot lemakhrataim") {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:39, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Really? That's neat... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::Thanks. I'm usin that. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:23, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
==award'd==
:So... for being a cool person, (and for being the first person to notice my guestbook), you get the '''thank you award'''.
:Thanks! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:29, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|The thank you award presented to '''DorianGray''']]
::Thank ''you'', and you're welcome. ^-^ And a very merry Decemberween to you too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:::Sorry, to keep posting, but I have one more thing. After counting every single e-mail password reminder I got, (which took a long time), I found out that I got 4992 password reminders. Maybe next time Dorian... {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:45, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Aw, man. Although I hope there ''isn't'' a next time... Ah, well. I'll go change mine to second place. Or "one of the most". Or something like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==New Format==
Hey DorianGrey. I was wondering, did you bring up your new format unto Standards? Try to clear it up with them before you implement new formats. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:03, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
:Well, actually... It was discussed a lot under one of the Running Gags (I forget which), and was then applied to several other pages. I just was bored and thus decided to take the next step. If I was out of order, sorry. It was discussed with users I respect a lot, so I figured it wasn't too bad. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::If you discussed it, it isn't out of order. Most people didn't like italics, though. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:13, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Well, we liked italics better than the <nowiki></nowiki> tags, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Awww, that's the sweetest guestbook signature! ==

Thanks! :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:53, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:Any time. Coz it's true. If I had a list of favourite users, you'd be on it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Really? How come? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:58, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::I think it has to do with how you always get those OGGs for the debated wordstyles. That's pretty awesome. I mean, if I could do that, I'd be all the time making my own QOTWs. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Check out [http://www.goldwave.com Goldwave] (if you're a Windows user). It's what I use - all you gotta be able to do is record from your "What U Hear" or "Wave Out Mix" on your soundcard's mixer. STill, thanks. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:02, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Wow, that seems complicated. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::It's a relatively simple and yet full-featured sound editor - personally, I think it's just as good as a more expensive package like Sound Forge. Give it a try. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:16, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::All right, but what do I click on? Is it free? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::On the main page, click on "Goldwave 5.12 is Available", then in the Download Links section, click on one of the links to download the program. It's shareware, and it will start prompting you to register it after a month (I think). It's something like $40 to register (or at least it was when I registered it, which was some time back). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:26, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::Ooy. I dun care for shareware... Not if it's gonna prompt me for cash. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::::If you can't afford the money-cost variety, might I recommend [http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ Audacity]. Or even if you can! This is the best of both worlds: it's free, and it's really high-quality non-crap. I mean, the digital music labs at both Eastman School of Music and UNC have it on their computers. Plus it's open source so it's good karma. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::::Actually, I already have Audacity. Smileyface pointed me in such a direction, when the .OGGs were being added to [[Sound Effects|my pride and joy]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Nonsense con Carne ==

Hey man! what's up? I didn't even realize [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux&diff=215077&oldid=215069 until now] I had [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux&diff=210301&oldid=210298 blatantly] ... um borrowed, your [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Stux&diff=208684&oldid=208666 nonsense incarnate line]. My my, no wonder I was coming up with such "great ideas". --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:33, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:Great minds think alike? Or it could simply be that "nonsense incarnate" is simply such a great description of everyone's favourite blue midget Homestar. I, in turn, can say I got it from his [[Homsar|character page]]'s opening lines.
:To be honest, I hadn't even noticed. But thanks for giving credit to me anyways. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==theres water on mars!==
:I just saw this: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg PROOF] THAT THERES WATER ON MARS! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::Yeah, there is. =3 Mars has polar ice caps. *checked the link before you even sent it* ;) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Aw crap. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:10, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::...Bubsty. For one; what is the point of this outburst? And two; plenty of people have known for as long as '''I''' can remember that there ''is'' water on the moon. Except that it's frozen. So... Ice. There is icecaps on Mars indeed. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:11, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::You guys don't get it. look at the picture. it's a joke.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 05:15, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::... {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:18, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::''{Edit conflict}'' Yup. Made me smile. Though it might have been more effective if they had used LIFE cereal, or the board game, and said "Life on Mars." —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::'''edit conflict x3''' yeah, its just a joke homestramy. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:21, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::I got it. I just commented with "...", because I couldn't believe how spaced of me to not realise that I shouldn't stick my nose into ''everything''. :) {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:29, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::I stick my nose into everything... ''see!'' Okay, I gotta go study for my test tommorrow. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:50, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== How could I forget? ==

In answer to your question of how I could forget to link Dot com's name correctly: actually, I forget that sort of thing all the time. I can be pretty absent-minded, especially when I'm thinking about otheer things, like a project that I'm working on. So, thanks for catching that one for me! I probably wouldn't have for quite some time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:13, 13 December 2005 (UTC)
:No problem. Maybe I'll watch it particularly, just in case it happens again. Or maybe he should just have a main namespace redirect. I mean, he's cool enough. ;) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thanks! ==

Thank you for reverting the Peasant's quest page. I was trying to revert it, but my mom was yelling at me to get off so I didn't have a chance.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 19:59, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
:No problem. I would've reverted it earlier, but wanted to see if anyone else would get to it first. All about teamwork, isn't it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Ayuh.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:12, 16 December 2005 (UTC)

==Trollage==

Wow. First troll in a while. What a waste of one of the few chances to troll nowadays. The least he could have done is waited until the dark of night, and then moved a million pages here there and everywhere... In any case, thanks for the revert. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:18, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's what I'm here for... And it was a pretty sad attempt, truth be told. If I was a troll--which I am not, never was, never will be--I'd make something special of it, since the chance is rare, like you said. (Hopefully, we're not giving anyone any ideas. Although, my talk page and user page are rarely looked at, so there should be no problem.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Oh, and just for the record, we actually had a similar incident of vandalism only about a week ago, when someone decided to blank portions of [[Homestar Runner]] (a similarly feeble effort, quickly reverted). So it actually hasn't been all that long. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:30, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Haha, yea, I saw that one. I think it was Jay that got him. But the block log has been pretty sparce as of late, there's only been like a dozen blocks (3 or 4 because of trolls) since NSMC. I feel kinda special to have been able to block one of the few trolls in the past while. And yeah DorianGray, you gotta watch for 'em. Take it from someone who once was one - Trolls are a sly bunch. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:34, 19 December 2005 (UTC) DorianGray's mother was a hampster, and his father smelled of elderberries!
::::Oh, yeah... That one totally slipped my mind. Shows how pathetic it truly was, yeah? And not all are such a sly bunch, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] (I use the word "yeah?" too much, don't I?)
:::::Actully, it was PFloyedPotter who did the blanking, and *ahem* ''I'' reverted it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Funny, that's not quite how I remember it... nor how the history of that page remembers it... {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:59, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Oh. *turns red* Then it was me who put him on the offenders list. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)

== thanks ==
:Thanks for putting me on your fav users list. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:46, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
::^-^ Any time. But ''shh''! It's a secret! =P --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Ditto. :D {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:55, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::::SHH! How do you people keep finding this? =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::I was seeing how you made the unnofficial QOTW, and saw it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:50, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Peekin' at the secret inner workings of my page, eh? =3 Well, that's why I have it. Speaking of my QOTW, I should make some more of those... I only have enough to last 'til, like, February. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I'd like to take credit for having found the list minutes after it was created. Not exactly hard, though, since I ''was'' patrolling the recent changes at the time. But I decided not to mention it, since you said it was a secret. I guess not no more! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::And I thanked you for it on the IRC chnnel, so that counts too. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:29, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

==Reverts==
I would like to help out the site. Can you tell me how a revert works? [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]
:Sure I can! When a page has been trolled or had a bad edit made, the simplest way to change it back is to revert it. Each page has a history of every edit made to it, see. Up at the top, you'll notice a little tab marked "history" (it's the fourth from the left, usually). Click on that and it'll bring up a page of all the edits made to that page, most recent ones on the top. Find the version you want to change it back to and click the date for that version. This will bring that version up in the window for editing. Just type "reverted" or "rv" (or "rv/v" for vandalism) ito the edit summary box beneath it and hit "save page". And that will correct the whole page! I hope that helps. If not, check out the [[Help:Contents|Help pages]] for more information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Danke ==

Thanks for reverting my user page from that vandal. That's a first for me, getting vandalised. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:19, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I certainly wasn't going to just leave it, yeah? Oddly, I've reverted several people's first trollings. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Sure, I knew you wouldn't just leave it, but I thought I'd still thank you. I suppose with my revert-happy trigger finger I'm probably getting vandals mad at me by now and it was sure someone would come after me. Great way to celebrate the new year, don't you think? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:14, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Happens all the time. If you check the Contribs of trolls who vandalise userpages, I bet most will have another edit that was reverted by the same person whose page they ruined. I know this coz it's happened to me several times. It's nice to get back in the trenches again, though, isn't it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::That's what I'd always thought about that (I remember one vandal who wrote an obscene message about Thesmokingmonkey after he made a revert). Which I find interesting, since I'd never reverted anything by this guy. He seems to have been nothing but a troublemaker: he just want after me and [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] for no obvious reason. But I had always figured it would happen someday. And yes, it's good to be back in the trenches. I love reverting crappy edits again! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:33, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

== Happy New Year! ==

I know it's a little late, I just wanted to wish you a happy new year, and may you finally beat Stinkoam 20X6! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:20, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thankies. And I'm getting pretty good at the -0 levels... I can get to somewhere 'round the middle of -0.2 (I think that's the one). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Happy also late new year! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:28, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
:::And the same to you, my friend! ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
Happy very, very, very, very, very, very, very, etc. with the verys, late New Year.{{User:LePorello/sig}} 02:15, 10 January 2006 (UTC) P. S. I'll help you with Stinkoman 20X6 if you need it. I'm just a click (cool click sound) away. (Though I'm not on the Wiki as often as I would like. Booooooo.)
::Ten days. That's ''very'' very. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:19, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Better late than never I always say. =D And my main problem with Stinkoman (aside from how small the life bar is, but that can't be helped) is that I have a slow response time. It's like, "Hey, that thing shot me. I'd better move in case it does it again." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Drawing of Darth Katana X ==

Yo, Dorian. I was wondering if you would draw a picture of Darth Katana X for my profile. I see by your guestbook entry and your deletion of AbdiViklas' note on John Reuben that you've seen my profile. You can read up on my Sith Apprentice there, if you haven't already.

He looks like Inuyasha dressed like Darth Vader, but he's only wearing Vader's headgear. And he has a big, glowing Katana Sword. So, would you mind drawing that? Because that'd totally rock - thanks one million! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:I'd be totally willing to give it a try, although I can't promise top quality. But I shall still try! DorianGray never backs down from a challenge, believe it! I'll get on that first chance I have. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Awesome! Thank you! Supashi-bo! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:And now it is complete. You can see the pic on DeviantART, complete with my comments, [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27817918/ here]. If you want to direct link to it, it's also on [http://photobucket.com/albums/v203/andsean/?action=view&current=DarthKatanaX.jpg PhotoBucket]. Feel free to copy and resize as you see fit. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

That is so cool! Thanks so much for taking the time to draw my character. I'm-a post that on my user page. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:Oh, any time. Glad to to it. Also glad you like it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You've won the Platypus Award!==
Yay! You've won the Platypus award! Congradgulationsingtonish! This award is really for you're help with my userpage, finding most of the Homsar quotes. Enjoy![[Image:platypusaward.jpg]]
:Ooh, many ''mahalos''. I was glad to do it. And if you need any help again in the future, don't hesitate to give me a ring. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Ha ha ha! ==

Your Quote of the Week with Homestar saying he doesn't wear Marzipan's skirts anymore was hilarious! Keep it up, man! [[User:Nintendostar_Runner|Nintendostar_Runner]]
:Yeah, I liked that one. I should get to work collecting more. I only have enough to last for February... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== lol ==
:I burst out laughing when I saw [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3Ainterview&diff=244754&oldid=244747 this]. It's just funny to think of someone gnawing their leg off all the time. [[User:Thekillerdynamo|Thekillerdynamo]] 20:48, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
::You'd probably run out of legs awfully quickly, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Vandals ==

Yes, um, the Welcoming page said to welcome people no matter what. (Trust me, it's there). But, um, sorry 'bout that. I'll stop for the day. (or week, if needed) [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 02:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm. Maybe we need to change that...? I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. =P --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:K [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 03:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::Anyways, good luck. It's at least a good thing that you read the policies and stuff. I'm sure you'll do [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|HG HJHG HAAAALL right]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I learn'd a new word! WoW. Cool. Also, I made another poll. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 01:07, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

== MLS QOD ==

Hey DG, how'd you get the Old-School Homestar for your newest quote? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:39, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:I actually took a screen shot from... [[personal favorites|personal favourites]], I think. I cropped out everything but his head, and rotated, resized, and/or flipped it 'til it was layered perfectly over a normal Quote of the Week box with the current Homestar in it. And there it was: one old-school Homestar quote. However, since my editing software is now kaput, I can't do any more specialised quotes like that. Ah, well. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What do you mean kaput? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:36, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
:::It won't load anymore. Click it, nothing happens. Also, since all PNGs are saved to open directly from that program, now if you wish to open a PNG, you have to right click and find "Open With..." and open it with something like Picture and Fax Viewer or Paint. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Verboten ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:A_History&curid=15714&diff=255319&oldid=255315 this edit]: Or, to put it another way, "If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:02, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, quite... =3 That one never occurs to me 'til later, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You won! ==

Combolations on winning the Object of the Week! You get these fine leather jackets. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:01, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, awesome. My very own these jackets. ''Mahalo.'' --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Oops ==

Well, good grief. Many apologies, DorianGray. How foolish of me; I really have no idea how that happened. Man, I need to take a wiki-vacation or something. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 22:29, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
:No problem. It was easily fixed, although I admit I did have a sudden heart palpatation when I saw it on Recent Changes. It's easy to get confused when the RC is all clogged like that. Keep on doin' your thing, man. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Thanks for understanding. My heart, too, had a bit of a shaking when I realized what I had done. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 22:35, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::Wait, what did he do? Just wondering why you guys are having heart palpatations. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 22:49, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:::He accidentally blocked me for a few seconds during a big flood of vandalism. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Clarifying edit summary ==

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:InterruptorJones&curid=714&diff=265592&oldid=265588] That's the user list from the 'Tavi Wiki. I guess Jones copied that here in case old.hrwiki.org ever goes off line. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:43, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
:Ahh... I figured it was something like that. Thanks for clearing that up. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Parody wiki ==

Go [http://hrwooky.wikicities.com/ here] I'll make u a sysop --{{User:The thing/sig}} 19:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:No thanks, for the same reasons as [[User talk:E.L. Cool#Parody wiki|E.L. Cool]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Userboxes (and more!) ==
Yeah, DG. I ''saw'' what you did with the userbox that ''I'' added. It's OK; I found it prooty humorous. And I remember you being blocked on the 9th. I actually saw the unblockage first, and I thought, "Huh? How'd Dorian get blocked?" [[suntan|HEE HO HEE!]] Oh, and is it OK if I use your "tomorrow" quote on my page. Keep up the good work! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:57, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
:A) Glad you don't mind. It was a little long, and it's actually how I feel. o_o I'm gonna be twenty in 5 months exactly, and I feel ancient. 
:2) Yeah, the block was pretty freaky. I had a premonition I'd end up on that list somehow, but I don't do anything bad. So that's that, then. 
:D) Sure it's fine. =3 I love that quote. It's the procrastinator's creed. 
:Keep on tranglin'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Weird ==
You know, just now you reverted 3 pages that I was also reverting. Weird huh? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:45, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:Yep, that happens when two good users are fightin' an annoyance together. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah. Hi-five, man. ''(loud clap)''{{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:49, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== HELP!!! ==

SOMEBODY MESSED UP TAMPO'S WELCOME MESSAGE HE SENT ME!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED???????????????? --Not a Robot
:It was a persistent vandal around here by the name of Dr. Who. Don't worry, I fixed it. It's very hard to do permanent damage around here, especially with such vigilant users. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Hacking ==

I think someone hacked onto my compy. [[User:Some stupid idiot]] somehow came up on my watchlist, but I didn't even know it existed! Please tell me it's a problem with Mediawiki. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 20:56, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:Do you watch [[User:FireBird]]? Someone tried to move FireBird's page to that name, which is probably why it came up in your watchlist. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Oh, wait, I DID put his talk page under my watchlist because I was waiting fo a reply. Thanks! {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:00, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::No problem. Glad to alleviate your fears. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Thank You Again==

Thanks for rv-ing the vandalism to my userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:52, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Glad to do it. =) I mean, not, like, glad to see vandalism. Like, glad to help out the wiki any way possible. You know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah, I know what you meant. It's kinda ironic, really, that Dr. Who vandalized ''my'' userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Ironic in what way? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Ironic that he would vandalize a former vandal's userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ah, yes. Who knows, though, maybe you'll get to revert him. Then he'll be ''reverted'' by a former vandal, and that's almost poetic, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::Then he'll revert TARDIS, the next vandal to come along. :=) {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:03, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::And so on, until it makes a cycle, and Willy on Wheels and NSMC are simultaneously reverting each other. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::Then it turns out that Willy on Wheels was Jimbo Wales all along, and NSMC was JoeyDay all along, LOL. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::*Gasp* WHAT?! Oh, scandalous Nah, I'm just kidding. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::I've always wondered if Willy was Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger, who left the project and turned against the idea of such a site. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:40, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Sorry for hijacking your talkpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:40, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::No, I don't mind. It's very quiet tonight. This helps. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Oh, well if it helps, this is another false alarm. {{User:Granola/sig}} 05:41, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

== Pizza ==

Did you eat pizza? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
:Not today, but I've been thinking about it an awful lot. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Why? ==

Why did you remove my picture from the halloweener page? You gotta give me some credit. I'm a full wiki member, and I don't deserve to have my image deleted. Also, if you think it's ugly, keep it to yourself. Sorry, but I don't find this very respectful.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]
:It's not relevant because tons of people do fanart of all sorts of toons all the time. That doesn't make it necessary to mention in an encyclopedic knowledge-base. It's nothing against you. Anyone's would be deleted. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Well, this is a big slap in the face to art.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]
:Sorry, but that's how things are. Maybe you should check out our [[HRFWiki:Main Page|Fanstuff Wiki]]...? That's the creative companion to this wiki. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Squeaketycoo==
On the other hand, can we hold up just a sec on the unsqueaking? I think there ''are'' a few times when it's okay. After all, Strong Bad does call "a little yellow squeaky thing". Specifically, if he makes a ''single'' noise, like "Meh!", that isn't exactly a scream, then I think that could best be called a squeak. It's more wieldy than '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a The Cheat noise}''. Also [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Best_Decemberween_Ever&curid=1024&diff=297773&oldid=297028&rcid=244845 this] seems like a good candidate for squeaking: the intent is to say he "sings along," but what the Cheat does can't really be called singing. About the best thing it can be called, then, is squeaking. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:23, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well, there's pretty much nothing left to correct anyways, so I can definitely hold up for a while. =3 Fix whatever you like; I guess there ARE some times when it's okay, like you said. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Cool. I think I'll just revert a few on the basis of wieldiness. For the record, the [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Standardize "The Cheat Noises"|original crusade]] was to correct instances where people had tried to transliterate The Cheat noises into our alphabet. If you see any of that still around, a small train needs to be dropped. At least a caboose. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I always look out for those. I think that's actually referred to a few entries earlier up my talk page. Along with putting words in his mouth. Always watch out for those, I do... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
==Hi, Dorian!==
Hi Dorian, I saw you wondered about my name. Well--in short--I made it up. It's basically the name I use everywhere, unless it's more formal (in which case I use the long form, Katori), or in the rare case where there's something better (like Coach Z on BHZ's forum ;)). I made it up a few years ago. Occassionally I use it in stories as well. :) Nice to meet you!! --[[User:Kato|Kato]]
:Likewise. =) I have a character named Kato, who's one of my most popular creations, is why I asked. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Awsomeness! ==

You like the same shows and games I like! =D (i.e. Kingdom Hearts, Drawn Together, Seinfeld, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Paper Mario Thousand-Year Door, the list goes on and on!) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 05:58, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
:Cool-cool. =) Those are all among my favourites. Nice to meet another fan, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah, I'm a PM:TTYD fan, too. Oh, and I consider it your fault that I'm now addicted to El Goonish Shive. =P - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
:::Hehehe. I do what I can. And you're not the first to express a similar sentiment to me. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Countervandalism ==

[[Image:colonelhomestar.PNG|thumb|Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the DorianGray!]]
Hey Dorian:

I wanted to let you know that you are one of the best countervandals I've ever known. Before I was a sysop, I remember how often the two of us were working together to stop a persistent vandal. Since I became a sysop, I find myself blocking vandals after being alerted by your reverts.

You've already received the Defender of the Wiki barnstar for revering NSMC, but I felt it was time for you to get a little more recognition: not for one act of countervandalism, but for a long history of defending this wiki. I'm leaving you this image to let you know you'll always be a colonel in the Homestarmy in my mind. Keep up the good fight, man. Constant vigilance! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:10, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
:And the same to you. =) I'm happy to help any way I can, and will continue to do so as long as I can. ^-^ Thanks very much for the recognition. It makes me feel special. I'm glad to be part of such a dedicated wiki, and to know such dedicated users. May you continue to great things too. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You Following Me? ==

i was reading over my talk in random things, and ive gotten a lot of responses from you. thanks! now i know that other people patrol the recent changes pages:)-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:Oh, yeah. Lots of people do. That's pretty much how I spend my day. Checkin' the recent changes for stuffs. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Hawaii==
Since you wanted to know about Hawaii so bad I am making a Hawaiian Journal On my Talk page and Day 1 is up.{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 23:08, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
:Cool. I'll definitely have to take a look. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
== Once again...==
Like the other countless vandalism reverts you've done, someone has to thank you. So I will. :) Seriously, you astound me with your amazing abilities to represent the wiki like you do. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:52, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
:^-^ I jus' do what anyone with the best interest of the wiki at heart would do. *sweatdrop* An' I did mess up a little towards the end there, if you check the move log. Shh! Is a secret. o_o --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::LOL. Heimstern, we've got a possible vandal, and he doesn't seem stable...</useless gossip> — {{User: Seriously/sig}}
:::Nah, I jus' misread the move log entry and thought he'd moved my page, so I hit the revert. Then realised that was the entry for [[privileges]] I'd just done. So I had to re-revert it. Happens to the best of us sometimes... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Heh. I saw that error during that mess. Wasn't going to bring it up, but since you did... Well, you might be interested in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fhqwhgads&diff=prev&oldid=282268 this edit]. Heh. I was a little new to the rollback button at the time. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:04, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Y'know, that reminds me of something Has Matt? and some others did a while ago in the sandbox...gimme a sec to find it, it's really funny. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:07, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=251699 Here] it is. It includes sysops reverting vandalism fighters, Kilroy sailign the ocean blue, and much, much more! :P — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:10, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Hehehe, I remember that... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==[[Homestar Singing]]==

Thanks for the help with the formatting and writing style on that page. - [[User:Totoro|Totoro]] 19:44, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, any time. I love to help out where I can. And it's a neat page, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Copyright category ==

Hey Dorian. It looks like you found a good category for that category. Just so you know, those templates are some advance work I'm doing in preparation for our switch to MediaWiki 1.6. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:07, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I wasn't planning to tag anything with them. Although, I do have a question. Is there anything you'd tag [[:Image:Darkfire Taimatsu.PNG|my personal image]] with? It's art a friend of mine drew, so it really doesn't fit anything that ''I'' know of... Also [[:Image:DarthDrawing.jpg|the one]] I drew for Darth Katana X. Anything you'd class those under? I've been wondering for a while now... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I think the path of least resistance would be to slap a {{tl|permission}} tag on 'em. I should point out that there are others with way more experience than I when it comes to image copyright tags, so you might could get a better answer. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:20, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::I'll put that on 'em, then, unless/until someone else finds something better. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Well, unless your friend specifically agrees to release the rights to the picture, {{tl|permission}} is the most appropriate template. There's basically 3 types of image tag: 1) The owner says we can use it ({{tl|permission}}) II) The owner says anyone can use it ({{tl|gfdl}}, the Creative Commons licenses, etc) C) The owner hasn't said we can use it, but we're using it anyway under Fair Use ({{tl|web-screenshot}} et al) (plus the tags that say "we really shouldn't be using this", like {{tl|no license}}). This image is clearly under group 1, (unless your friend wants to move it into II). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:36, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::I can ask her. Right now, even. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::She says she'd prefer it left as {{tl|permission}}. So that's all good then. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sorry ==
I don't think I said this or not, but you know when I created those sockpuppets on here? Well if you do then I am sorry for trying to trick people into thinking that I wasn't making them. Do you forgive me?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:00, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Apology accepted. =) The important thing is that you learned from your mistake, right? Not gonna do it again, yeah? =) That's what really matters. We can be quite forgiving 'round here, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Unless your name has NSMC or ON WHEELS in it. And yes I did learn my lesson.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:50, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::That's true. We don't have much forgiveness for those guys. They don't learn, or try to reform. Unlike you, eh? Good luck to you, and all your wiki...ing. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Wiki ==
How do you say Wiki?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:56, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Some say "wick-ey", some say "wee-kee". I say the former. (See [[Wikipedia:Wiki|wiki]] at Wikipedia.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:59, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::Me personally? I say it "wee-kee". It's from the Hawaiian ''wikiwiki'', which means "quick" (refers to how easy it is to edit on here). So I use the pronounciation that's directly from the Hawaiian root, mostly due to my slight obsession with Hawaii. However, for some reason, I pronounce "Wikipedia" as "wick-i-pee-dee-a". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I say it the same way. Which is why I was wondering. Thanks again.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 22:03, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Any time. Always glad to help, if I can. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::"Wee-kee-pedia" is really hard to say... {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:08, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I've always thought wick-ey has a nice ring to it. --[[User:Garfunkel|<TT>Garfunkel</TT>]] 22:09, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Due to a certain locational obsession ''I'' have, I've occasionally pronounced it "vee-kee". :-) But not usually. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Here's a fascinating piece of trivia for you: [[Mike]] pronounces it "wick-ey" (cf. [[animal]] DVD [[animal#Commentary Transcript|commentary]]). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:18, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::That is neat. =) Cool to know, as I have no DVD access myself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::::Aw Hebrew don't have a letter for the W sound, some of my friends say it like Viki. I usually switch back and forth from W to V, depends who I'm talking to. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:27, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::Then there's always the less common "Why-Kai" (Sounds like [[Wikipedia:Wi-Fi|Wi-Fi]]). Though I don't usually use it, it still sounds pretty cool. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 05:51, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::That, of course, leads to the question "Why not [[Wikipedia:Kai Hiwatari|Kai]]?" (Feel free to choose any other Kai you like, too.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== News ==

Big Brother is watching you! [[User:Doubleplus Big Brother84|Big Brother '''o'''n Wheels]]

User:DorianGray

2006-06-11T02:07:17Z

Doubleplus Big Brother84: /* About Me */ this is the official 17th time

[[Image:Darkfire Taimatsu.PNG|thumb|Mischief incarnate]]
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== Greetings to you all! ==
I am DorianGray (note the lack of space, so as not to confuse me with the [[Wikipedia:Dorian Gray|character]] I'm named for). My close friends call me Seany-sama (or just Seany), which is what I'd prefer to be called if you must refer to me by name. Although I have now also become accustomed to being called Dorian (and Gary, at least on [[HRWiki:IRC|IRC]]). Around here, you may also know me as Annonymous User Number [[Special:Contributions/69.139.163.12|69.139.163.12]]. This account was made at the suggestion to make an account. (Well, it was made earlier, but only just for a test. There was never any formal acknowledgement of a link between the two until now.) Most of my edits have been--but, unfortunately, probably won't continue to be--made by that name. I have grown a peculiar attachment to it, however. Yeah, I'm weird.

== Aboot Me ==
Well, now I suppose is the point where I talk about myself. I'm male. I'm 19. I live in Pennsylvania--but you wouldn't guess it from my speech. I'm very hung up on England, Texas, and Hawaii (my three best friends live in those locations), and my speech reflects it (and I type exactly the way I speak, so there you go).

== Non-H*R Interests ==
Trying to list my non-H*R interests could take hours, so I'll just say I'm an anime and Nintendo freak and leave it at that. If you want a further list, I'll make one. Otherwise, skip to the next section.
=== My Interests ===
*[[Wikipedia:Pokémon|Pokémon]] (the games, not the anime)
*the [[Wikipedia:Harry Potter|Harry Potter]] books
*[[Wikipedia:Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh!]] (the cards AND the anime)
*[[Wikipedia:Zatch Bell!|Zatch Bell!]]
*[[Wikipedia:Teen Titans (animated series)|Teen Titans]]
*[[Wikipedia:Danny Phantom|Danny Phantom]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Batman (TV series)|The Batman]]
*[[Wikipedia:Naruto (manga)|Naruto]]
*[[Wikipedia:One Piece|One Piece]]
*[[Wikipedia:Saiyuki|several]] [[Wikipedia:Chrono Crusade|other]] [[Wikipedia:Immortal Rain|manga]] (it's a [[Wikipedia:Tokyo Mew Mew|long list]], so I dun wanna [[Wikipedia:Death Note|take up]] too much of your time)
*various Nintendo games, such as [[Wikipedia:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door|Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door]], [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Melee|Super Smash Bros. Melee]], [[Wikipedia:Soul Calibur II|Soul Calibur II]], [[Wikipedia:Luigi's Mansion|Luigi's Mansion]], [[Wikipedia:Skies of Arcadia|Skies of Arcadia Legends]], and [[Wikipedia:Golden Sun|Golden Sun]]
**Also a few PlayStation games, namely [[Wikipedia:Soul Calibur III|Soul Calibur III]] and [[Wikipedia:Kingdom Hearts|Kingdom Hearts]]
*[[Wikipedia:El Goonish Shive|El Goonish Shive]], [[Wikipedia:The Wotch|The Wotch]], and various [[Wikipedia:College Roomies from Hell!!!|other]] webcomics
*[[Wikipedia:Bonus Stage|Bonus Stage]], [[Wikipedia:Weebl and Bob|Weebl and Bob]], and, to a lesser extent, [[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]
*[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]
*[[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
*[[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]
*mythology, magic, and similar stuff
*action movies, especially various comic book movies and the [[Wikipedia:James Bond|James Bond]] films
*movies from the '80s, like [[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters|Ghostbusters]] and [[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]
*[[Wikipedia:England|England]], [[Wikipedia:Hawaii|Hawaii]], and [[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]]
*drawing, video games, and voice acting (my fields of interest for if I ever get a job)
*school, despite graduating on June 9th, 2005
*emoticons. It's very hard to get an answer out of me without use of at least one emoticon--even in a handwritten letter.
*[[Wikipedia:Pudding|pudding]], [[Wikipedia:Bacon|bacon]], and [[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]]. While not healthy, I could live on these, my most favourite foods.
*Proper spelling and grammar. On the same tack, I absolutely abhor [[Internet Slang]].





== H*R and Me ==
My introduction to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]], and the rest can be attributed to my friend [http://abra-chan.deviantart.com/ Koneko]. She's to blame. She sent me a link to [[sibbie]], and it all went from there. I can also tell you that it was sometime between [[colonization]] and [[video games]], based on the [[Scroll Button Songs|scroll button song]]. As of now, I have seen every single thing on the site (except for the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|20X6 bosses]], but more on that later). I consider myself to be a wealth of information, but I really get it all from this wiki right here. I don't even visit the [[HR:intro.html|main site]] to check for updates anymore...

== Stinkoman ==
[[Stinkoman]] is by far my favourite character. I'd love for there to be a real [[20X6]] anime. I'd watch it. [[Stinkoman 20X6|The game]] is a good start, but for the life of me, I can't beat a single stage of it (except [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3#Stage 3.2 (Transcript)|3.2]], and even that takes a good 45 minutes or more). It's still fun anyways. Stinkoman, incidentally, was how I found the [[Main Page|HRWiki]]. I did a [http://images.google.com/images?q=Stinkoman&hl=en Google Image search] for Stinkoman, and one link lead here (I think). Anyways, I'm here now, and here I will stay. It's where I spend most of my time online.

== [[User:DorianGray/Userbox|Me and the Wiki]]==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHED in progress2.PNG|thumb|My contributions: A myriad of weird things.]]
Well. That bit about Stinkoman told you how I found the place. And, if you're too busy to look at my [[Special:Contributions/DorianGray|contributions]], I'm-a tell you what it is I do here. This'll go quick, dun worry.
*I make a number of small edits that try to aid the Wiki. I mean, tons of them. Look at the last entry on my interests list to see why. I've also gotten quite good at noticing vandals and reverting them. Much fast am I.
*I like voting on [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]. I watch all the entries I vote on the way someone might watch a favoured sports team. It's about all the excitement I get.
*As such, from my STUFF watching (and a like of reading talk pages), I have an encyclopedic knowledge of declined Fun Facts. This helps get rid of bad stuff people like to keep adding.
*My best accomplishment is [[Sound Effects]]. On [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]'s suggestion, I made the page. I have a love for making lists, and I made almost all that page myself. Some people helped with formatting, but I did almost all the content. And [[User:Smileyface11945|Smileyface11945]] added the very cool OGG files to the page. Feel free to help me out too!
*I also like to clean and protect the wiki. I helped serve against the NSMC attack in November '05, and was subsequently rewarded with [[User talk:DorianGray#Defender of the Wiki|a special trophy]], which makes me very happy when I look at it. ^-^ I also added a mass amount of "deleted" templates to the images that were [[Talk:More Fan Costumes#Pictures|not fair use]].
*I was one of the highest hit in the mass spam-mail attack from the NSMC bot at '''4,868''' password reminder emails, second only to [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]].
*I fixed, like, all the debuts to bold the colon and appear before the appearance, through clever use of the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Search?search=debut search window] and CTRL+F. It was actually kind of fun, in a tedious sort of way.
*I made the discovery that some pages were listing [[Places]] as having "Filmographies". After a brief discussion, I changed the few that had such a listing to "Appearances" (and one that had an [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Crazy_Go_Nuts_University&diff=prev&oldid=220553 "As seen in"]).
*I've not gotten to do a transcript yet--those things are tough. At least not on this wiki. I did do the entire transcript for the Bonus Stage episode [http://www.bswiki.com/index.php/Bonus_Stages Bonus Stages] on the BSWiki, though. It still gave me a feeling of accomplishment, so I wanted to share.
*I made the page for [[Main Page Glitches]], but [[User:Jay|Jay]] actually made the table, and I can't take the credit for that. But I made the page.
*I also did a lot of work for [[Ham]], looking up the appearances, adding the descriptions, and finally adding some links once it was accepted to stay.
*I created [[School]] somewhat at random, and was surprised it hadn't already been done. I also created a [[:Category:Animals|category for animals]].



== My Unofficial Quote of the Week ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/andsean/QotW/TerrificAthleteQuote.png 

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Grape-Nuts Robot]]''': Now spell 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.' || [[personal favorites]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': My blood hurts. || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about— HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from? || [[sibbie]]
|-
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': WHAAAT is this? Some sort of challenge buried in the GROUUUND? || [[time capsule]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom. || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Marshie]]''': ''{demonic voice}'' Made from the best stuff! || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Sleepy Homestar]]''': Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. || [[caper]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Back to school already? It's not even July! || [[modeling]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Coach Z, ropes are for dopes. || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Bubs]]''': My chocolates! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said. || [[invisibility]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar Lure]]''': Steep prices and trees! || [[animal]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': I think we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a big F on it. || [[little questions]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger. || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Pitters]]''': Bye, old person. || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Hi, bee. || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': I love prawns. Simple as that! || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Look, Marzipan. I don't wear your skirts anymore. || [[long pants]] Character Commentary
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Why don't you look over there, for no reason? || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
|-
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': I know how to use toilet paper. Let me try. || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': That monster's gonna give me nightmares. || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': I guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen! || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[Bubs]]''': Duck A L'Orange. || [[lunch special]]
|-
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': I can do it! I can do it nine times! || [[virus]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name. || [[kids' book]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': DeVito. DENIRO!! DELUISE!!!! || [[death metal]]
|-
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': Stop saying words. || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
|-
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': Ow! My eye! It's like, my eye! It hurts so bad! || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': I have trouble with my Rs. || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]]
|-
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': WHAT IT IS MY DOGE? || [[alternate universe]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': ''{distorted}'' Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... ''{normal}'' I suggest you give it to someone who will. || [[alternate universe]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': 500 The Cheats || [[500 The Cheats]]
|-
| '''[[Marshie]]''': ''{demonic voice}'' You can't destroy me! || [[candy product]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Shut up, Marzipan. || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': Nice work, big nose! || [[alternate universe]]
|-
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': I'm the Homestar Runner. Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete. || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] outtake
|}

== External Links ==
*[http://andsean.deviantart.com/ My DeviantArt page], if you're curious about my skills as an artist.
*[http://www.pickle-green.com/andsean/ The Impcyclopedia], a site all about my most successful creations--the [[Wikipedia:Imp|imps]].

User talk:Elcool

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{{User:E.L. Cool/Archive}}
{{User:E.L. Cool/babel}}

==CAN of peas==

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'''Posted on:''' 21:25, 10 April 2006 (UTC) 
'''Closed:''' 22:29, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

'''VERDICT:''' This item was accepted as revised, Everyone – Nobody. The votes and arguments haven't been moved anywhere.

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== Troll in the wiki! ==

[[User:66.225.141.5]] (pretending to be NSMC. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 16:27, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
:Got him, ACupOfCoffee. Sorry it took so long. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:11, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

== Passover ==
Very Happy Passover <s>Strong Bad</s> Elcool. {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 17:54, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

:Thanks, <s>Pom Pom</s> Dacheatbot! I hope you had a super-fun-time in Hawaii :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:59, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== NAGLC TRiViA WiNNER ==
[[Image:The NAGLC wants you!.png|thumb|This User is a NAGLC Trivia Winner]]
Here you go!

:Hmm. Thanks. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:21, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
::Can you put this up at your favorite user section? {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:41, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

== PAGENAME ==

Hey, when is <nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}</nowiki> needed in a Category? I've seen it used for, say, templates, but I guess it's not needed for more run-of-the-mill categories. What does it do, and when do we need it? Thanks... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 15:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

:While categorizing pages, they are sorted by their first letter, but when doing so to templates, they are all categorized in the letter T (for '''T'''emplate). Using <nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}</nowiki> force the system into using the true name of the page. It is never used on mainspace articles, as their full name is the true one, but rather in other namespaces like Help, Category, Template, HRWiki, User, MediaWiki and other variants. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:56, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
::I see, so it forces sort under the name of the page, not the name of the namespace. Gotcha, thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 15:58, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
:::Oh! Okay. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 16:24, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== Hebrew Name ==
Hi Elcool, Would it be too much to translate a little for me? {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 16:15, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

:No probalo. You didn't specify what name you want translated, so I'll just do them all.
:*Dacheatbot: דאצ'יטבוט
:*Harrison: האריסון
:*Harry: הארי
:{{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:22, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
::Thanks! {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 16:23, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
:::You're welcome. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:24, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

=="Let's have a graduation. Let's have a graduation licence"==
:Congratulations Mr. Cool, I wish you the best in your future adult expeditions. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 06:38, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
::You should add this event to the [[User:Ookelaylay/mayblockparty|block party]] ;) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 14:09, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Thank you, but I'll pass. I'd rather go hang out with my school buddies. And thanks, TBird! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 14:21, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

== Wow ==
Wow. What can I say? I appreciate the encouragement, especially from such a seasoned user as yourself. Thanks a ton, man! 
Talk atcha later, 
{{User:The Homestrongzipansadcheatsmith/sig}}01:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

:You're welcome and thank you too! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 04:25, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

== Sig ==
Why did you revert the edits I made to my sig? {{User:Tampo/sig}} 17:47, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
:Your sig is linked to [[Special:Whatlinkshere/User:Tampo/sig|from so many places]], that changing it to what you did will cause every page displaying it as that box. That box also break several [[HRWiki:Signature|signeture rules]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:12, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
::{{sigbox|User:Tampo/sig}}
::My signature is small enough to fit inside the box. Also the message that says "There is currently no text on this page You can..." doesn't show up when I use my sig. {{User:Tampo/sig}} 20:04, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
:::When I saw your edit all I saw was a bulk of code and the box beneath it. I didn't have time to spend checking every line of it to see if and where you put <nowiki><includeonly></nowiki> and similar tags inside of it. I oppose all that trickery and If I claimed to have reverted your signature because of it breaking the rules, then I now claim that I did so because of those include tags. I don't know what reasons you have for not allowing people to see your sig when they access it's page but the act of hiding it is discourged. Next time use plain, visible code. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:29, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

== Hola, El Cool Master! ==

http://rcdb.com/qs.htm?quicksearch=kumba

The first one is near where I live, but I noticed the second one. Have you ever been there? --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
:Yep. the Superland is right here in my city. I haven't been there in a while, but I have been on Kumba. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:28, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
::Coolness! How cool is y'all's Kumba? (No pun intended by the overuse of '''cool''' in this post. Sewiously.) --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

== Good move ==

Man, that DorianGray guy. Always blanking pages. Good thing you blocked him, man. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:17, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

:Yeah, just doing my job. Living from one block to the other. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::It wasn't me! It was my sister's cousin's aunt's brother's math teacher's cat's former owner, who used the computer while I was getting a glass of water! --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== My user page ==
Don't touch.--[[User:The cheatman|The cheatman]] 15:33, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
:Don't say all sysops are stupid, you will only get yourself blocked. Final warning. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:35, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::Why?--[[User:The cheatman|The cheatman]] 15:36, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Why not to say that all sysops are stupid? Well, I'm a sysop. Some of my best friends here are sysops and all good users so that counts as a personal attack. So stop it or you ''will'' get blocked. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:38, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Theres nothing on here that says I can't say my own opinion.--[[User:The cheatman|The cheatman]] 15:38, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::I don't even listen to my brother, what makes you think I will listen to you? Theres no way you can kep me form editing on here.--[[User:The cheatman|The cheatman]] 15:42, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::Oh yeah? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:43, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::What happened? I get off of here for like two seconds and this happens.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 15:46, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Keep your brother off the computer for a while. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:48, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I am so sorry about this. Although I doubt that he will stay off. I will try though.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 15:50, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Warn him that if he will continue to act like this he will be blocked permanently. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:53, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Also, sorry, but could you let him off. If he is blocked then he will be able to get onto my account. And I don't trust him.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 15:55, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::Sorry, my first concerns are for the wiki. You both will have to settle this for yourselvs. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:56, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
::Then sorry in advance if he trolls. Most likely with my IP address, if he does troll.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 15:58, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
----
''{Three days later}'' 
How did you do that?--[[User:The cheatman|The cheatman]] 20:59, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
:As a '''sysop''', I can block users and IP numbers who disrupt order on the wiki. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:05, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
::I don't care. your just picking on me for not being as old as you.
:::Up until now that you brought age into the game, I didn't know you are 11. Still, age doesn't metter on the wiki. I blocked you because you were (and still are) [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_cheatman&oldid=333085 disrespectful to other users]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:10, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
::::whatever happened to freedom of spech.
:::::It stayed the same, with it's limits. Cursing is not protected under it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:16, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::By the way, freedom of speech does not give you the right to say whatever you want whenever you want. The old "shouting 'fire' in a movie theater" bit comes to mind. Here, as in many places in your world, there is the expectation of respectful behavior. If you were at school or working in a job and were disrespectful to people, you would eventually find yourself punished. There's no violation of the guarantee of freedom of speech there. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:18, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
:i reply to you.
::::::Well put, Qermaq. It is with stating things like this that I have the most problems with. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:23, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== News ==

Big Brother is watching you back and unblocked! [[User:Doubleplus Big Brother84|Big Brother '''o'''n Wheels]]

Teen Girl Squad

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[[Image:TGSmenuwith10.PNG|thumb|Teen Girl Squat menu]]
[[Image:teengirlsquad.png|thumb|The girls are looking SO GOOD!]]

'''Teen Girl Squat''' began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked if [[Strong Bad]] could make a comic strip about her four friends: Virginia, Joy, Kristin, and Jennifer. Strong Bad's spur of the moment comic strip soon became a series of its own. Teen Girl Squat centers on four teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — who like to buy clothes, attract cute boys and look "SO GOOD!" Unfortunately, they are often subjected to the random dangers of Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Being [[Death|killed]] doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, for they are always back for the next episode.

'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
== Issues ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Issue !! Running Time !! Year
|-
| [[Image:tgs1.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] (from [[comic]]) || 0:52 || 2002
|-
| [[Image:Tgs2.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || 1:12 || 2003
|-
| [[Image:tgs3.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || 1:37 || 2003
|-
| [[Image:tgs4.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || 1:38 || 2003
|-
| [[Image:tgs5.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || 1:57 || 2004
|-
| [[Image:tgs6.PNG|100px]] || [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] ([[Decemberween]] Special) || 1:22 || 2004
|-
| [[Image:tgs7.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]] || 1:53 || 2004
|-
| [[Image:Kissy Boots.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || 2:24 || 2005
|-
| [[Image:Tgs payplus sample.PNG|100px]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]] (from [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]) || 0:25 || 2005
|-
| [[Image:ilsg.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || 2:05|| 2005
|-
| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] (Tenthennial Extravaganza)|| 3:34|| 2005
|}

==Other Appearances==
*[[404'd]]
*[[virus]] (Issue 3.14159265 and the rest)
*[[theme park]] (Easter egg)
*[[death metal]]

== Fun Facts ==
*Every episode has a different "description" of each girl at the beginning on their title cards. You can also view an extra set of these descriptions by holding your cursor over the Teen Girl Squat button on the [[Toons Menu]].
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Issue !! Cheerleader !! So and So !! What's Her Face !! The Ugly One
|-
| [[Toons Menu]] || hair products! || plaid skirt! || baggy clothes! || drill team!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] || cheer! || fashion sense! || unpopular! || hygiene?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || growth spurt! || school spirit! || pity friend! || psoriasis!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || boy crazy! || math crazy! || whatev! || actually crazy
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || cool parents! || student council! || shop lifting? || prepaid lunch!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || two piece! || one piece! || same clothes! || three piece?!!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]] || wants a pony || wants a savings bond || wants a new stepdad || wants to be cheerleader
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]] || fattycakes! || polite and boring! || lice and more! || boy or girl?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || top 40 hits! || hooked on classics! || college radio! || listens to pinebark!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || backyard pool! || library! || 24 hour diner! || parking deck?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] || groovy grapefruit pink || viscious [sic] violent violet || radacious bodadical razzberry blue || gnarly nursing home green
|} 

*Each time you load the Teen Girl Squat menu page you get a different quote from a different girl, as well as Cheerleader's shirt changing. They are:
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! Cheerleader shirt
|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man" || solid gold
|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper. || party [[Thyme|thyme]]
|-
| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool. || hott type!
|-
| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll. || rich [[Grrl|grrl]]
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart || 2 cool 4 u
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party! || boy :P monger
|-
| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD! || 2 cute
|}

*The Ahnberg Hand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current TGS main menu.

*The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Wikipedia:Leet#Use of "x0r" and "z0r"|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].

==External Links ==
*[[HR:tgsmenu.html|Teen Girl Squad Menu]]
*[[HR:tgsmenu.swf|View the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad Menu]]
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
{{Recenttoon}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]][[Category: Lists]]

Talk:Teen Girl Squad

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{{featuredarticle}}

Ok, let's all start to....

:Do you think we should link this page to the [[404'd]] page somehow? I think it belongs somewhere on this page, but I'm not quite sure where...
[[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|<=>Thunderbird<=>]]</tt>'']] 23:51, 3 Mar 2005 (MST)

::Done. Though it could probably use some work... →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

I like the movement of the pictures too. Especially since most pages are like that. (Why didn't I think of that...?)
[[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|<=>Thunderbird<=>]]</tt>'']] 20:54, 6 Mar 2005 (MST)

:Because I'm smarter than you. :) →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

::True, true... [[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|<=>Thunderbird<=>]]</tt>'']] 20:57, 6 Mar 2005 (MST)

==Almost Teen Girl Squads==

There are already three of them under the 'Fun Facts', we have a section for Strong Bad Email, so why not Teen Girl Squad? ''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|<=>Thunderbird<=>]]</tt>'' 15:29, 3 Apr 2005 (MDT)

:I just added in the "Sample" under issues and left the 404 page and virus appearance as is. IMO, "Sample" is more of a partial-issue and and virus is just a reference (it's only one line...). Having Sample as a "half-issue" of TGS makes sense to me, but not virus or the 404 page. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 16:04, 3 Apr 2005 (MDT)

::But remember, some of the "Not Quite Strong Bad Emails" have only one line or so as a reference, like Fan Costume Commentary. -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 22:36, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)

:::And I don't think that they count as "Not Quite Strong Bad Emails" either, but I think I'm in the minority there. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 00:08, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I don't think the thing from Death Metal counts as a half-issue; I think it belongs under "other appearences." Any thoughts? -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 23:36, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
:I agree completely. It's no different that a bunch of other emails that have cutaways to Old-Timey, 20X6, and whatever. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Funky Friends==

Teen Girl Squad seem to be a parody of Funky Friends (A girly fad). I once saw a comic about them that was very similar to Episode 3. One of the girls even looks like What's-Her-Face.

Although the concept of everybody dying is absent, TGS reminds me of Girl Squad from an episode of Dexter's Lab, wherein a bunch of girls would do stupid stuff because they thought they were fighting crime.

== Too biographical? ==

Do we need so much info on the TGS' character pages? (i.e. stuff that happened in one toon) Shouldn't we stick with the general stuff? And seriously, dump "Cheerleader/What's Her Face/The Ugly One's real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer"; the names given [[comic]] are likely to be never used again. --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 02:34, 14 May 2005 (UTC)

:I think the more information that we can get (besides obvious stuff, like, "Cheerleader starts with 'C'") the better. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

[[wikipedia:Whatever_Happened_to_Robot_Jones|Whatever happened to]] [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|Once And Only Once]]? --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 03:19, 14 May 2005 (UTC)

::To chime in with my two cents: I don't agree fully with either of you (I just have to be belligerent, huh? ;) ). Trogga: I think you take Once and Only Once far too seriously. It's okay if some information is duplicated, as long as it is duplicated appropriately. By your standards, there wouldn't be any character pages, because everything about the characters can logically be found in the various Toon pages... Firebird: The TGS character pages do seem a bit too cluttery to me. I think that character pages really should be about general character traits. The "hurt by" lists seem a bit excessive to me, especially as more TGS's appear... it would be like putting Strong Bad's email songs all listed on Strong Bad's character page... <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 03:24, 14 May 2005 (UTC)

:::I say we reword and brush out all the little stuff in the biography, and keep the "Hurt By" sections. This way the bio looks clean and all the things in it can go into "Hurt By". Make sense? (I'm sure it doesn't.) →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

::::That sounds aprettypretty good. The "hurt by" lists are fine if you don't have the same stuff written up in the biographical paragraph (which is how it is now). <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 03:32, 14 May 2005 (UTC)

I think that it only seems cluttered (even to me) because there aren't as many toons that they are in. That means that if you like them, you will watch the same things over again and if you want more information, you turn here. But since you have allready seen everything, it seems a bit repetitive.

== StereoTypes!!!! ==

Don't the TGS members look a lot like high school stereotypes? -Kinsey
:I believe that is the POINT of the whole comic. --[[User:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]] 18:46, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
:Slightly obvious, but true

== its vs. it's - Running gag status? ==

''On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."''

Is this a running gag or a goof? Please make your statements in the proper area below.

'''Arguments for Running gag:'''
*Obviously not every running gag appears in every issue; The Birds are a running gag too, and only appear in some issues. The fact that it happens four non-consecutive times argues against it being accidental, but I think it should be noted in some way.
*The fact that it's repeated 4 times--but not every time--increases its import.

'''Arguments for Goof:'''
*Also, it represents a grammar error on Strong Bad's part, which we tend to point out since he's so picky with other people.
*If it's a gag, then why come it doesn't happen every issue?
*The TGS font does't include apostrophes. Everytime TBC want to use one, they have to manually add it in. I guess it's not always worth the effort. Even Whats Her Face is missing an apostrophe. - {{User:Joshua/sig}}
**I think it's just them being lazy. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 19:58, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
*It's just an accident that has happened to occur multiple times. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 19:26, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
*Mike has admitted that he has trouble with its/it's. [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:40, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
*I think they're sometimes just lazy with this... but a lazy goof is still a goof. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:45, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
*It is a simple gramatical error. Nothing more, nothing less. Come ''on'' people! {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 21:14, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

'''Additional comments:'''
*Either way, it gets listed. Both goofs and running gags are automatically noted. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:34, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Color vs. Black & White ==
For character pages, should we update the images with the color versions, where appropiate? Or should we just leave as is? Or should we put up a color image along with the black-and-white one? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 15:53, 10 October 2005 (UTC)

:Like [[Strong Bad|many]] [[Homestar Runner|other]] [[Strong Mad|pages]], I believe we should have ''both'' versions on the TGS character pages. {{User:gwr2004/sig}} 00:16, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
::I agree. The black-and-white pictures are the standard, so I think they definitely need to stay. However, the color pictures are interesting and show a version of what the characters look like. They both have a place. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 23:39, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
== Capitalization ==
Okay guys, what's our policy on transcribing the TG's dialogue, with regard to capitalization? I mean, they don't capitalize ''anything''; we go as far as capitalizing the first letters of sentences for them. But shouldn't "it's our tenth issuev-ersary" '''not''' transcribe as "Issue-versary"? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:05, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
:Given that it doesn't really affect the readability of the page, I don't think it's worth worrying about. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 23:42, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Real-World Reference? ==

The TGS' refrain, "SO GOOD!" is the name of a song in the Bratz Rock Angelz Album. Ironically, the Bratz resemble the same teen girl stereotype:fashion-obsessed, trendy girls. Should this be mentioned?(By the way, the only reason I know this is because I was clicking "Random Page" on Wikipedia and stumbled apon it. I don't play with Bratz!) [[User:Llamanade|Llamanade]] 03:49, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
:Depending on when the Bratz CD came out, it's more likely a [[Sightings|sighting]], if it's anything. I.e. if it was after Dec. 2, 2002. But it's most likely a coincidence; James Brown's hit [[Wikipedia:I Got You {I Feel Good)|]] also features those words prominently, but that doesn't make this a reference to that. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:04, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

== "er" vs "a" ==

Anybody else find it a bit odd how the girls say their "er" suffixes as "a"? For example, see [[Olda Boys]]. Does anyone else think this is important enough to warrant some mention on the Wiki? --[User:breadtangle breadtangle] ([User_talk:breadtangle talk]) 02:38, 1 December 2005 (UTC)

I do. --[[User:Sam Goldfish|Sam Goldfish]] 15:05, 29 December 2005 (UTC)
:So do I. I recommend we mention it on this page. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 23:43, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

==See Also vs Navigation Template==

Do we really need "See Also" if we have the navigation template at the bottom of the page with many of the links already there? And if it isn't in the template, shouldn't it be? I think the template is enough, using "See Also" only in instances where there is no Temlate, yet there is still a distinct link between no more than 2 or 3 pages. Good examples are [[Floppy Disk Container]] ⇔ [[Couch Mumbling]], and [[Quote of the Week]] ⇔ [[Weekly Fanstuff]] ⇔ [[Sketchbook]]. And then of course disambiguation is used only when the pages have similar page names. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 06:35, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

=="Back" Button==

Is it worth mentioning that in some issues the back button will bring you to the toons menu and in other issues it will bring you back to the TGS issue menu thing?

[[User:Darthvader66|Darthvader66]] 12:48, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

:Sure! {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:45, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

==South park similarities==
has anyone noticed the similarities between south park and tgs? for example, they die and then are back in the next episode with no explanation. same with south park's kenny mccormick. also, both have bad animation, feature four friends as the main characters, and have intentionally bad voice acting. ~ [[User:StrongChad|StrongChad]] 04:07 pm, 1/29/06
:Never thought about it before, but I'm willing to chalk it up to coincidence. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::I agree. The brothers chaps have been known to express their hatred of things like south park, so they probably didnt' mean to be like it. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:40, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Maybe the reason that it is similar to south park is because they hate it; perhaps its something like a parody (I know that its a bit of a stretch). Plus, I think that there are still enough similarities, intentional or not, that it should be mentioned. ~ [[User:StrongChad|StrongChad]] 03:36 pm, 2/17/06

:::Good idea. That may just be true. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:47, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

== issue list ==

I decided to spruce up the issue list in the manner of the menu toons page. This added running times, years and screen shots. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 20:29, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
:Should the 8.5 and 10.5 appear where they are or under the heading of Other Appearances? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 22:31, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Teen Girl Squad

2006-06-11T01:59:01Z

Doubleplus Big Brother84: Teen Girl Squad moved to Teen Girl Squat

[[Image:TGSmenuwith10.PNG|thumb|Teen Girl Squad menu]]
[[Image:teengirlsquad.png|thumb|The girls are looking SO GOOD!]]

'''Teen Girl Squad''' began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked if [[Strong Bad]] could make a comic strip about her four friends: Virginia, Joy, Kristin, and Jennifer. Strong Bad's spur of the moment comic strip soon became a series of its own. Teen Girl Squad centers on four teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — who like to buy clothes, attract cute boys and look "SO GOOD!" Unfortunately, they are often subjected to the random dangers of Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Being [[Death|killed]] doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, for they are always back for the next episode.

'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
== Issues ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Issue !! Running Time !! Year
|-
| [[Image:tgs1.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] (from [[comic]]) || 0:52 || 2002
|-
| [[Image:Tgs2.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || 1:12 || 2003
|-
| [[Image:tgs3.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || 1:37 || 2003
|-
| [[Image:tgs4.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || 1:38 || 2003
|-
| [[Image:tgs5.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || 1:57 || 2004
|-
| [[Image:tgs6.PNG|100px]] || [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] ([[Decemberween]] Special) || 1:22 || 2004
|-
| [[Image:tgs7.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]] || 1:53 || 2004
|-
| [[Image:Kissy Boots.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || 2:24 || 2005
|-
| [[Image:Tgs payplus sample.PNG|100px]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]] (from [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]) || 0:25 || 2005
|-
| [[Image:ilsg.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || 2:05|| 2005
|-
| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] (Tenthennial Extravaganza)|| 3:34|| 2005
|}

==Other Appearances==
*[[404'd]]
*[[virus]] (Issue 3.14159265 and the rest)
*[[theme park]] (Easter egg)
*[[death metal]]

== Fun Facts ==
*Every episode has a different "description" of each girl at the beginning on their title cards. You can also view an extra set of these descriptions by holding your cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button on the [[Toons Menu]].
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Issue !! Cheerleader !! So and So !! What's Her Face !! The Ugly One
|-
| [[Toons Menu]] || hair products! || plaid skirt! || baggy clothes! || drill team!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] || cheer! || fashion sense! || unpopular! || hygiene?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || growth spurt! || school spirit! || pity friend! || psoriasis!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || boy crazy! || math crazy! || whatev! || actually crazy
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || cool parents! || student council! || shop lifting? || prepaid lunch!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || two piece! || one piece! || same clothes! || three piece?!!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]] || wants a pony || wants a savings bond || wants a new stepdad || wants to be cheerleader
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]] || fattycakes! || polite and boring! || lice and more! || boy or girl?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || top 40 hits! || hooked on classics! || college radio! || listens to pinebark!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || backyard pool! || library! || 24 hour diner! || parking deck?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] || groovy grapefruit pink || viscious [sic] violent violet || radacious bodadical razzberry blue || gnarly nursing home green
|} 

*Each time you load the Teen Girl Squad menu page you get a different quote from a different girl, as well as Cheerleader's shirt changing. They are:
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! Cheerleader shirt
|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man" || solid gold
|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper. || party [[Thyme|thyme]]
|-
| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool. || hott type!
|-
| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll. || rich [[Grrl|grrl]]
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart || 2 cool 4 u
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party! || boy :P monger
|-
| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD! || 2 cute
|}

*The Ahnberg Hand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current TGS main menu.

*The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Wikipedia:Leet#Use of "x0r" and "z0r"|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].

==External Links ==
*[[HR:tgsmenu.html|Teen Girl Squad Menu]]
*[[HR:tgsmenu.swf|View the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad Menu]]
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
{{Recenttoon}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]][[Category: Lists]]

User:Doubleplus Big Brother84

2006-06-11T01:58:01Z

Doubleplus Big Brother84:

Big Brother is back and unblocked!