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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words which they comprise. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Butt-patented
| Butt-pat and patented
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Cheeseburgwich
| Cheeseburger and sandwich
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Compéper
| Compé and paper
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]], [[imaginary]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| [[Dadgeresque]]
| Dad and [[Dangeresque]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Dan't
| Don't and can't
| [[garage sale]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| [[Baron Darin Diamonocle|Diamonocle]]
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and email
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| [[Groupulon 5]]
| Group and [[wikipedia:Babylon 5|Babylon 5]]
| [[best thing]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Manimals
| Man and animals
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -alate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -alate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Prancibald
| Prance and Archibald
| [[flashback]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Snowldiers
| Soldiers and snow
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram, telephone, and gramophone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words which they comprise. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Butt-patented
| Butt-pat and patented
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Cheeseburgwich
| Cheeseburger and sandwich
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Compéper
| Compé and paper
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]], [[imaginary]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| [[Dadgeresque]]
| Dad and [[Dangeresque]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Dan't
| Don't and can't
| [[garage sale]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| [[Baron Darin Diamonocle|Diamonocle]]
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and email
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Groupulon 5
| Group and [[wikipedia:Babylon 5|Babylon 5]]
| [[best thing]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Manimals
| Man and animals
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -alate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -alate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Prancibald
| Prance and Archibald
| [[flashback]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Snowldiers
| Soldiers and snow
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram, telephone, and gramophone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Limozeen: "but they're in space!"

2014-07-04T04:26:01Z

EASports: simplify

[[Image:sbemail126.png|thumb|"But they're still Limozeen!"]]
[[Image:SpaceSketchBook.PNG|thumb|The Palaroncinis get animated]]
'''Limozeen: "but they're in space!"''' was a Saturday morning cartoon show produced by animation studio [[Metalmation]] and starring the band [[Limozeen]]. The band traveled across [[outer space]] in [[The Space Machine]], for no good reason other than to both run away from and give backstage passes to the [[Groupulon 5|"hot babe-liens"]] of the galaxy. While most of the band was apparently represented accurately, one member ([[Mary Palaroncini|Mary]]) was portrayed with red hair and a pot-belly to add comic relief. Other characters included [[Teeg Dougland]], the band's manager who gives the band bad news; [[Mitch Overlord]], a cyborg most likely intended to be the show's main villain; and the magical prankster [[Bozar]]. The space alien [[Nebulon]] made a cameo appearance. The show ended with a message from the real [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]].

The show's pilot episode ("Encounter at Groupulon 5") was written by [[A. Chimendez]].

The show had an extremely short run, being canceled ''during'' the pilot. [[Strong Bad]] owns the only known recording of the episode, which he introduced in the email "[[best thing]]". He describes it as the best thing he has ever seen, done, or eaten. Although not currently in rotation on TV, Larry has intimated that the cartoon could move to syndication or be released on DVD; the latter has [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|proven true]].

Despite the show's swift cancellation, clips of the cartoon have since been seen on the website, usually as Easter eggs in [[Strong Bad Email]]s; [[Rumble Red]] from the [[Old-Timey]] universe guest-starred with the band in [[4 branches]]. In [[concert]], Mary and Larry were seen watching basketball on ESPN Classic. In [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]], the band was in pursuit of the [[sloshy]] tour van, which Gary destroyed with some hot lixx. A brand new episode, "[[The Limozeen Advantage]]", was released on [[Everything Else Vol. 3]], in which an all-girl metal band, [[Advantage]], was hired to open one of Limozeen's concerts. A video game based on the show, [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], has also been released.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[best thing]]
*Email [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[concert]] (Easter egg)
*[[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] (Easter egg)
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] (on Strong Mad's lunchbox)
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
{{Template:Limozeen}}

[[Category:TV Shows]]
[[Category:Limozeen]]

Portmanteaus

2013-11-09T18:48:15Z

EASports: /* P */ Prancibald

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Butt-patented
| Butt-pat and patented
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Cheeseburgwich
| Cheeseburger and sandwich
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Compéper
| Compé and paper
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dan't
| Don't and can't
| [[garage sale]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and email
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Manimals
| Man and animals
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -alate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -alate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Prancibald
| Prance and Archibald
| [[flashback]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Snowldiers
| Soldiers and snow
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram, telephone, and gramophone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Limozeen: "but they're in space!"

2013-01-07T01:20:10Z

EASports:

[[Image:sbemail126.png|thumb|"But they're still Limozeen!"]]
[[Image:SpaceSketchBook.PNG|thumb|The Palaroncinis get animated]]
'''Limozeen: "but they're in space!"''' was a Saturday morning cartoon show produced by animation studio [[Metalmation]] and starring the band [[Limozeen]]. The band traveled across [[Outer Space]] in their [[The Space Machine|Space Machine]], for no good reason other than to both run away from and give backstage passes to the [[Groupulon 5|"hot babe-liens"]] of the galaxy. While most of the band was apparently represented accurately, one member ([[Mary Palaroncini|Mary]]) was portrayed with red hair and a pot-belly to add comic relief. Other characters included [[Teeg Dougland]], the band's manager who gives the band bad news, [[Mitch Overlord]], a cyborg most likely intended to be the show's main villain, and the magical prankster [[Bozar]]. The space alien [[Nebulon]] made a cameo appearance. The show ended with a message from the real [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]].

The show's pilot episode ("Encounter at Groupulon 5") was written by [[A. Chimendez]].

The show had an extremely short run, being canceled ''during'' the pilot. The only known copy of the episode was recorded and is owned by [[Strong Bad]], which he introduced in the email "[[best thing]]". He describes it as the best thing he has ever seen, done, or eaten. Although not currently in rotation on TV, Larry has intimated that the cartoon could move to syndication or be released on DVD; the latter has [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|proven true]].

Despite the show's swift cancellation, clips of the cartoon have since been seen on the website, usually as Easter eggs in Strong Bad Emails; [[Rumble Red]] from the [[Old-Timey]] universe guest-starred with the band in [[4 branches]]. In [[concert]], Mary and Larry were seen watching basketball on ESPN Classic. In [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]], the band was in pursuit of the [[sloshy]] tour van, which Gary destroyed with some hot lixx. A brand new episode, "[[The Limozeen Advantage]]", was released with [[Everything Else Vol. 3]], in which an all-girl metal band, [[Advantage]], was hired to open one of Limozeen's concerts. A video game of the show, [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], has also been released.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[best thing]]
*Email [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[concert]] (Easter egg)
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*[[The Limozeen Advantage]]
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[[Image:FourBranches.png|thumb|"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Rumble Red]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Gary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Perry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Mary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[The Office]] ([[Water Cooler]]), [[The Field]], [[The Field#Old-Timey Appearances|Old-Timey Field]], [[The Stage#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], Alien Planet (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:55

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day the Sbemail way, and never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and reads "N.Y." as "Nueva York."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even. No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. Capitol-like building topped with a dome shaped like Homestar's head, and a banner featuring the the following title:}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a ''neglected'' official.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. ''{A dotted line is traced to a television set with Homestar's head on the screen. A caption appears under it that reads "The House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television".}'' It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? ''{A crowd full of ladies cheers. Zoom in on Homestar.}'' Huh? ''{zoom in even closer}'' Huh?! From Drab to Fab with nothing but mustaaard!

''{Pictures of the King of Town appear on the left and right sides of the screen. The one on the left is labeled "Drab" and features a "normal" picture of the King of Town. The picture on the right is labeled "Fab" and features the King of Town doused with mustard. Homestar holds up a mustard container with the word 'Musty!' on it. Crowd cheers. The pictures disappear.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama.

''{Cut to a shot of Marzipan looking angry, with the words "Alleged Drama Mama" at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So let's bring him out!

''{The crowd boos. Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance change instantly; his propeller cap is back-to-front, while stubble, a goatee and undereye bags have appeared on his face, and his shirt features a green hand and the words "DENIED! Panama City Beach".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sulkily}'' Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.

''{A chair flies in from offscreen and hits Homestar in the face, knocking him down. The crowd cheers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Homestar secretly had ''himself'' on his own "You're a Bad Boyfriend" talk show.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{Cut to the Office. Strong Bad is sitting in his cubicle wearing a headset, occasionally typing on his computer. Phones can be heard ringing in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset; looking bored}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes, baby, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks excited}'' I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened.

''{Strong Bad scoots his chair backward out of his cubicle, making [[The Geddup Noise]] and leaving the headset behind. Cut to the water cooler, which has Homestar stuffed inside, with one leg hanging out of one of the water dispensers. Paper cups are scattered over the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, man! This isn't free bagels!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{momentarily stutters}'' Just explain to me what you were ''trying'' to do when this happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this?

''{Strong Bad steps up to the water cooler. Cut to a closeup of the dispenser with Homestar's leg in it. Strong Bad presses the button on the nozzle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow, ow, OW, STOP!

''{Strong Bad stops pressing on the dispenser. Cut back to the original shot of the water cooler.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sweet genius, that hurt! Oh, well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me, would ya? ''{Strong Bad walks off as a phone rings.}'' Thanks, S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." While Strong Bad talks, a scoreboard appears, which rolls up to its high number limit of 999,999 and then resets to zero.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.

''{The scoreboard disappears as a dotted line is traced to a picture of Homestar with a graduation cap on. A caption appears under him that says "The joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities". Cut to Homestar in the Field atop a soap box with Strong Sad in the foreground. The words "Fourteen Times" are written on the soapbox.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awash with flavor!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, ''{speaking quickly}'' the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges— ''{cut to a closeup; computer-type noises begin playing in the background}'' —divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, ''{cut back to wide shot of Homestar}'' right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And last of course, the most powerful branch. The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.

''{A dotted line is traced to a football helmet with Homestar's face on it. A caption appears under it that reads "The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume".}''

''{Cut to the Field at night with Homestar inside The Jolly Dumple costume. A campfire is also inside it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, oh man, oh man! ''Man!'' Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made! ''{Homestar raises a stick with a juice box stuck on the end over the fire.}'' This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath and Be-yond!

''{Cut to a wider shot revealing Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Polymascotfoamalate?! ''{his words echo}''

''{Fade to The Homestar Runner in the Old-Timey Field standing next to an alien. A spaceship has crashed into the factory in the background.}''

'''RUMBLE RED:''' But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on ''my'' planet. Eh, rumble.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's 'cause you're a Communist ''{pronounces it "commonest"}'' fool, red!

''{Rumble Red looks shocked. Cut to a stage with The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad dancing with a banner over their heads reading "Polymascotfoamalate!"}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner dressed up as a baby.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Feed it to the babies.

''{Cut back to the stage. Rumble Red joins them.}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad with sour cream on his face holding what appears to be baby powder in one hand and a cup full of soured cream in the other.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Or as a topping on Soured Cream!

''{Cut to a globe with the words "POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE" written in front of it with its chemical formula, (Msct-) + (Fm8+).}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ''{The words "Ingenuitizing the Future" appear above the globe as they are spoken}'' Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!

''{A record scratch is heard. We abruptly cut back to the Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa- ''{an explosion occurs, throwing Coach Z out of frame; after a beat, Homestar's mascot costume disintegrates with the sound of breaking glass.}''

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done". Strong Bad stands up in front of it as music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, ''{a banner appears above Strong Bad}'' write a letter to your local Homestarman, ''{another banner appears}'' or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! ''{Yet another banner appears.}''

''{Strong Bad walks off screen and the camera pulls in on the top of the U.S. Capitol building shaped like Homestar's head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And that's how I become a law! ''{Fireworks appear in the air.}'' Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:4branches personalstyle.png|thumb|A Great Idea for Personal Style]]
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet titled "A Great Idea for Personal Style". Across the cells is a drawing of Homestar's head wearing slices of meat and vegetables, and a handwritten caption that reads "MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG".
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] cartoon:
:''{Larry, Gary, and Perry are seen on a teal planet with Rumble Red, a snake-like animal coming out of the ground, and a ringed planet in the background.}''
:'''RUMBLE RED:''' ''{gestures and stamps feet while speaking}'' Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet... ''{trailing off}'' eh, rumble...
:'''LARRY:''' That's 'cause you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!
:''{Cut to Mary holding a tentacle in a hot dog bun.}''
:'''MARY:''' ''{speaking with mouth full}'' And you're a communist fool! ''{Takes a bite of sandwich and chews.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Mongolian beef|Mongolian beef]] is an American Chinese dish, consisting of sliced beef, stir-fried with scallions and other vegetables in a sweet and savory brown sauce, and served over steamed rice or cellophane noodles. The term "Mongolian" is intended to imply a vaguely exotic type of food. Neither the ingredients nor the methods of preparation are typically [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]].
*Strong Bad's describing of passwords as "the last four digits of your dog" or "your mother's maiden credit card number" are plays on three commonly used recall codes, wherein you would type the last four digits of your social security number, the name of your first pet, or your mother's maiden name, to reclaim a lost password. Such things are also sometimes used as actual passwords.
*[[Wikipedia:Barbados|Barbados]] is an island country in the Atlantic Ocean, just east of the Caribbean Sea.
*In many older video and arcade games, limitations of the game's scoring system would cause the score to "roll over" back to 0 when a score reached a certain upper limit. For example, if the game was only capable of displaying five digits for the player's score, achieving a score of 100,000 would cause the score to roll over to 0.
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
*:<math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math>
*[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/red "Red"] is a slang term for a [[Wikipedia:Communism|Communist]].
*"[[Polymascotfoamalate]]" is a [[portmanteau]] of quite a few words:
**"[[Wiktionary:poly-|Poly-]]" is a [[Wikipedia:prefix|prefix]] meaning "many", probably intended to refer to the large number of manmade materials whose names also start with the prefix ([[Wikipedia:polyester|polyester]], [[Wikipedia:polyurethane|polyurethane]], [[Wikipedia:polyisocyanurate|polyisocyanurate]], etc.)
**"[[Wikipedia:Mascot|mascot]]" is its own word.
**"[[Wikipedia:foam|foam]]" is a word by itself, but in context, it refers to [[Wikipedia:foam rubber|foam rubber]], which is often used in wearable mascot costumes.
**"[[Wikipedia:Ate (disambiguation)|-ate]]" is a suffix used when naming [[Wikipedia:Salt (chemistry)|salts]] and [[Wikipedia:ester|esters]].

===Remarks===
*When The King of Town's "Drab to Fab" makeover is shown, the colors of his crown are reversed, as they were in [[The King of Town Evolution|earlier designs]].
*Homestar's legs during the The Show AM are, for some reason, in the old design. Notice the left foot being at an awkward angle.
*Although Strong Bad criticizes Homestar for having himself as a guest on his own TV show, in the email [[pizzaz]], Strong Bad had himself as a guest on his own show, the [[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]].
*Strong Bad mixes up technological phrases and assigns [[Gender Confusion|various gender titles]], similar to what Homestar did in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's polo shirt has a 5.25 inch floppy disk crest. Homestar, however, is not wearing the usual polo shirt attire to work.
*Homestar does not have any trouble breathing or speaking underwater. The sound of his voice is also not affected by the water or bottle.
*Homestar's eyes appear considerably bigger than normal while inside the water cooler; this may be due to the cooler's curved surface magnifying them, or Homestar being alarmed by his predicament. They also do not blink every four seconds, which suggests new eyes were made especially for this scene.
*The shadows cast by Homestar in the costume are to his side, although the fire (the source of light) is in front of him.
*The chemical formula for Polymascotfoamalate is a play on its name: Msct- for "mascot" and Fm8+ for "foamalate".
*During the scene of the globe in the Polymascotfoamalate cartoon, the white land masses at the top and bottom do not spin with the rest of the globe.
*When the spotlight falls on Homestar as the guest star boyfriend, everything around the room becomes darkened, including the flashing border lights on the sign behind him.
*This email uses an older design of Strong Bad's face.

===Goofs===
*The floppy disk on Strong Bad's shirt jumps between Strong Bad's left and right side so that it's always facing the audience.
*In the scene where Homestar is inside the Jolly Dumple costume, the light reflected onto his legs flickers, but the light reflected onto his head doesn't.
*At the end of the firework Easter egg, you can hear a short "pop", which is the very beginning of Homestar's third "pa-too!" from earlier in the email.
*When Strong Bad addresses the audience at the end of the email, the title of the third branch changes from "The Joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (in focus) to "The Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (out of focus) and back again (in focus).
*While Strong Sad is talking to Homestar, the cracks on the side of the soapbox Homestar is standing on reach beyond the box.
*After Homestar finishes explaining how his situation came to be and the camera cuts back to Strong Bad, there is a small hole in his polo behind his arm that is see through.
*When zoomed in, you can see that Homestar's foot does not perfectly line up with the water cooler spout. It seems to be overlapping it and is at a slightly different angle, as if it were disconnected from Homestar's leg completely.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was first posted, Strong Bad typed "in" instead of "any" when he says "No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground," at the beginning of the email. This was later corrected.
*When the email was first posted, ''[[Wikipedia:boudoir|boudoir]]'' was misspelled as "Budoir". This was later corrected.
*Originally the "Polymascotfoamalate" banner was misspelled "Polymascotfamalate".

===Inside References===
*"MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" is an example of [[lowercase i's]].
*Homestar [[Featuring Self|features himself]] on [[The Show AM]].
*The [[Soapbox]] makes another appearance when Homestar stands on it while he answers Strong Sad, and its label now reads "Fourteen times".
*When Strong Bad explains that "when you get a super high score on a video game, it eventually clicks back to zero", the scoreboard makes the same noise as the [[Random Toon]] generator on the main page.
*This is another reference to Homestar saying something intelligent, as started by the email [[stupid stuff]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] first appeared in [[mascot]].
*Homestar's fireworks sounds at the end of the email are the same sounds he makes in [[couch patch]] when he is spitting Teddy Grahams.
*{{Film|Limozeen}}'s animated debut was in [[best thing]].
*This email contains another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]] .

===Real-World References===
*"The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" are a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Separation of powers|three branches of the United States government]], and the shape of the governmental building is the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol|United States Capitol]] building, often used as a symbol of the [[Wikipedia:Legislature|legislative branch]].
*[[The Show#The Show AM|The Show AM]] is a parody of several talk shows that feature [[wikipedia:Makeover|makeovers]] such as ''[[wikipedia:The Oprah Winfrey Show|Oprah]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Queer Eye for the Straight Guy|Queer Eye for the Straight Guy]]'', and ''[[wikipedia:Extreme Makeover|Extreme Makeover]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Tabloid talk show|tabloid talk shows]] such as ''[[Wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]''. Its name is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Match Game PM| Match Game PM]], a latenight version of Match Game with less censorship.
*The sun logo for The Show AM is very similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Today (NBC program)|The Today Show]] on [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]]. The "am" typeface is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:TV-am|TV-am]].
*The mustard bottle has the distinctive red cap and yellow barrel shape of [[Wikipedia:Plochman's|Plochman's]] mustard.
*The sing-song voice in which Homestar proclaims that mustard was used for The King of Town's makeover is very similar to the voice [[Wikipedia:Oprah Winfrey|Oprah Winfrey]] uses when making grand announcements on her television show.
*Homestar's "[[:Image:Homestarbadboyfriend.PNG|Denied]]" shirt during The Show AM segment pokes fun at [[Wikipedia:spring break|spring break]] events in [[Wikipedia:Panama City Beach, Florida|Panama City Beach, Florida]].
**The design of the shirt bears a striking similarity to "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirts, with the handprint taking the place of the cannabis leaf.
*Homestar having a chair thrown at his face on his talk show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Geraldo Rivera|Geraldo Rivera]]'s talk show in 1988, where a brawl between guests resulted in a chair being thrown and Rivera's nose being broken.
*[[Wikipedia:Good & Plenty|Good & Plenty]] is a famous licorice candy.
*Dark & Lovely is a brand of hair relaxer and other hair care products.
*[[Wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]] is a chain of domestic-goods stores located throughout the United States.
*Rumble Red's voice and crashed spacecraft suggest a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of [[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintstones]].
*Calling Rumble Red a "communist fool" makes fun of most alien movies in the 1950s, including ''[[Wikipedia:The War of the Worlds (1953 film)|War of the Worlds]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Invasion of the Body Snatchers|Invasion of the Body Snatchers]]'', where the aliens usually represented the Soviet Union.
*Strong Bad's recommendation to "throw a trash can through a plate glass window" is a reference to the climactic scene in Spike Lee's film ''[[Wikipedia:Do the Right Thing|Do the Right Thing]]''.
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Schoolhouse Rock!|Schoolhouse Rock!]] cartoon "[[Wikipedia:I'm Just a Bill|I'm Just a Bill]]", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

===Fast Forward===

*Rumble Red is later seen (and named) in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*Homestar "pitoo"s again at the end of [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== DVD Version ==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Welcome back, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Nooo.

'''MIKE:''' Mike— DJ Mike's commentary extravaganza, episode fourteen.

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so tell us a little bit about, uh, your wedding.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' What?

'''MIKE:''' You recently got married, I heard.

'''MATT:''' No, what?—

'''MIKE:''' You got— You've got a new movie coming out?

'''MATT:''' We're doing commentary for a Strong Bad Email, Mike. This isn't some weird ''{laughs}'' show starring DJ Mike.

''{Matt coughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Alright, what are we at, four branches?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, it's almost over now, so we're good. Keep— Maybe keep doing that—

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible, then talking really fast; interrupting}'' We gotta talk really fast at the end. ''{more unintelligible}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we do that.

'''MIKE:''' Alright. ''{waits a couple seconds}'' Well?

'''MATT:''' ''{After a few more seconds}'' This is a really good representation of those diagrams that would be in your... social studies book—

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Civics book?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, a civics book. I never— I think it was only one year, In eighth grade it was called civics. And then it was Social Studies or—

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' I think they call it civics now.

'''MATT:''' ''{after Mike is finished}'' —you know world history or American history or whatever.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' That Show AM...logo is pretty good, Mike. ''{Mike says "Uh"}'' I think you could get sued ''{both chuckle}'' by The Today Show.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Well, The Today Show is, like, concentric circles for the sun, we used horizontal stripes.

'''MATT:''' You might be able to get sued by, like, Comfort Inn.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Or one of those places. ''{Pauses}''

'''MATT:''' ''{said in reference to the "bad boy" Homestar's T-Shirt}'' ''De''nied! We should see— I bet we could get a shirt—

'''MIKE:''' I think that's a real shirt.

'''MATT:''' —in 2008.

'''MIKE:''' Mmhm.

'''MATT:''' I think we could find one.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' Ummmm...

'''MIKE:''' Talking? Wait, talking? Talking? Are we ''{begins to laugh}'' talking?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. This is like, verbatim, a conversation I probably had with lots of customers when I worked at MindSpring.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah! Was that— Was the tray, the CD tray? No, that's—

'''MATT:''' No, that's just a— No, that's not in this, but that was just a— That was an old urban legend. I don't know if that ever really happened.

'''MIKE:''' You never got that call?

'''MATT:''' But we would always get like— Like, we weren't allowed to tell them what their password was, but they would always forget their password 'cause they probably didn't know they signed up for MindSpring.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' They were tricked into it?

'''MATT:''' They were being charged $19.95 a month and they'd be like "I don't know. This may be a mother's maiden name or the name of a pet."

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' And they'd be like "I don't know! Chauncy!" And you'd be like "No, it might start with a S-P-O-T."

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{in reference to Homestar stuck in the cooler}'' Um, that's a scary looking Homestar. Did you have to look at our actual water cooler to do that, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, I probably did. I think that's pretty accurate to our water cooler.

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupting}'' That one doesn't have the instant hot water though.

'''MIKE:''' It has instant cold, apparently.

'''MATT:''' That's the way the one that, uh, Mom always had was.

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' Mom's! It was just like room temperature water and cold water.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, but it wasn't room temperature at all.

'''MIKE:''' Was it hot?

'''MATT:''' No, it was co— No!—

'''MIKE:''' Oh.

'''MATT:''' —It was cold and, and like ex— ''{Mike says something unintelligble}'' like, your teeth cold water.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' Joint sub-committee meeting.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Fifty yard line.

'''MIKE:''' I'll be there.

'''MATT:''' What are we up to? Are we onto sixteen? On that soap— soapbox?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' I think we're up to sixteen.

'''MIKE:''' I thought you were talking about the uh, DJ Mike, uh commentary extravaganza 'cause we're—

'''MATT:''' Episode— We're onto episode sixteen now.

'''MIKE:''' No, this is still fourteen.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, sorry.

''{Pause}''

''{Matt laughs at the Homestar's line}''

'''MATT:''' Coulomb's Law, man. Did he just say ''{in a faux Mexican accent}'' "No, no, no, stupid"?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Maybe. I didn't hear.

'''MATT:''' Is that Alasdair?

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' Could be— Uhhh, yeah, maybe Alasdair.

'''MATT:''' Some classic ''You Can't Do That on Television'' person.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' Did you do that little flickering shadow on there, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I did, man.

'''MATT:''' It's pretty good.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, I spent some time on that.

'''MATT:''' Homestar's— gonna to have some... nicely browned legs.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That— He should flip those at this time.

'''MIKE:''' We had made those juicebox on a stick for a time when he was gonna be squattin' underneath Strong Bad's email desk?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was after we had taken a big break.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' And Homestar was going to have moved in under Strong Bad's email desk.

'''MIKE:''' Is this the first— the invention of Rumble Red?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, this is his first appearance. De-butt.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' There he is, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' At the time, we were watching a lot of old, like, uh, industrial cartoons from the 50s and they all seemed to have Martians in them that were—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, a Martian—

'''MIKE:''' —all about capitalism.

'''MATT:''' A Martian came to... a factory to learn about competition—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —or steel—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —or—

'''MIKE:''' Oil or coal.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' That's like, um, Mookie. Mookie, from think— ''Do the Right Thing''. ''{Mike chuckles}'' He throws a thrash can through a plate glass window.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, that's it. I was going to say someth—

=== Fun Facts ===
*Comfort Inn (and Comfort Suites) is a chain of lodgings owned by [[Wikipedia:Choice Hotels|Choice Hotels]].
*Homestar squatting under Strong Bad's desk is from [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions|an early draft]] of Sbemail 136, which was rejected in favor of [[geddup noise]].

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Old-Timey]]

Portmanteaus

2012-11-10T04:52:21Z

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Manimals
| Man and animals
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -alate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -alate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram, telephone, and gramophone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2012-11-10T04:51:25Z

EASports: /* P */ Takes care of the missing "al" at least.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Manimals
| Man and animals
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -alate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram, telephone, and gramophone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and [[Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate|phthalate]]
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and [[Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate|phthalate]]
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and gramophone or telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2012-11-07T23:38:45Z

EASports: /* P */ Phthalate is widely used in plastics and has the -alate ending. Terephthalate would be another possiblity.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and [[Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate|phthalate]]
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and [[Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate|phthalate]]
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

That a Ghost

2012-06-10T06:14:59Z

EASports: /* Skeletons */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|oldtimeyween|Decemberween In July|Halloween Fairstival}}
[[Image:thataghost.png|thumb|"I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"]]

The Old-Timey characters seek a reward for the capture of a ghost.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Fat Dudley}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Sneak}}, {{Film|Strong Man}}, [[The Guys]], {{Film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, {{Film|Sickly Sam}}, [[Old-Timey Ghost]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]] (Old-Timey), [[The Old Pietimer Place]], [[Punkin Patch]], [[Cholera Acres Cemetary]], Clothing Store (Easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy!

'''Date:''' Monday, October 18, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:44

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{The following titles appear:}''
{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
|-
| align=center |THE HOMESTAR RUNNER 
 
IN 
 
A "SCARY" 
CAR-TOON
|}

{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
| align=center |
"That A Ghost"

Presented in Grand Old 
Sound-O-Vision

copyright 1937
|}

''{Open to Old-Timey Marzipan with a plate of bones on the table}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' We haven't eaten in weeks.

''{The camera zooms out to reveal The Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley standing behind Old-Timey Marzipan.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Guess what I read in the news-papper today.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' I can't guess.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I read that a ghost.

''{Cut to a closeup of Old-Timey Marzipan. The screen flickers for a brief moment.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' You read that a ghost what?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{cut to closeup}'' I read that a ghost is.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{cut to wide shot}'' You read that a ghost is what?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.

'''FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{musical noises}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said it, Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telescope. You can see the three characters in the telescope's reflection. The camera pans along the telescope to reveal that nobody is watching it on the other end. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, standing nearby reading a newspaper.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners a top reward of 26 and one pennies.

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!

'''STRONG MAN:''' Raaar!

''{The Sneak wiggles his nose}''

''{Danger music. Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in front of a gate signed 'Pietimer'. A spooky house can be seen in the background.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's check out the old Pietimer place.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' We should split up.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We can do more damage that way.

''{They walk in. Cut to a closeup of Old-Timey Marzipan with a teacup on a table.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{lifts the teacup}'' Under here?

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, who is looking at a bookshelf full of books with ghost-related titles, and one book titled 'A Goodtime Story'.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.

''{He removes 'A Goodtime Story'. He opens the book with a POOF!, and a moth flies out.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just a moth. ''{He tries to eat the moth, but it flies away.}'' Dernit!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Marzipan looking under a plate.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Under here? ''{Spiders run out.}''

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner walking past a set of portraits. The portrait on the left, marked "Mr. Pietimer", appears to be watching him. The picture on the right is labeled "Cory".}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious. ''{He lifts it off the wall, revealing two one-eyed crows with a label reading "The Guys".}'' It's just two weird one-eyed crows. Aw, phooey!

''{Cut to Fat Dudley amidst some barrels, holding a cigar and raising a jug marked 'XXX'. The Homestar Runner pops out of a barrel.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fat Dudley, were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?

'''FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{musical noises}''

''{Cut to outside the house. The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley are standing inside the gate.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.

''{Cut to Cholera Acres Cemetary, then to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak in front of a grave. The gravestone reads "Eustice Pietimer (skinflint and junk codger)".}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Listen smoothly, The Sneak. ''{The Sneak stands up on his hind legs.}'' We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!

''{Cut to Strong Man holding a shovel.}''

'''STRONG MAN:''' Raaar!

''{Cut back to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak. The Sneak moves his nose.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' What what? Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel. It's my newest invention! Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig.

''{Cut to Strong Man, who is now tapping his foot on another grave in time to The Homestar Runner's dance music. The tombstone reads "Unmarked Grave (Son of Mark Grave)". Old-Timey Bubs's head comes up out of the grave.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Would you please keep it down?

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in the Punkin Patch.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' The Homestar Runner, I'm ''{slowly and in an exaggerated manner}'' suh-suh-suh-suh-scared!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{in the same slow and exaggerated manner}'' But I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-''SUH''-scared!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{smiles}'' Hooray!

''{Cut back to Cholera Acres Cemetary. The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley enter and meet Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak, who have dug up the grave of Eustice Pietimer.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Where's the ghost?

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Behold! The fantoustic phantasm.

''{Sickly Sam rises out of the grave and floats above it.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's no ghost. That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Criminy crickets! Foiled again!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then where's the real ghost?

''{A black-cloaked ghost with spindly arms fades in, floating above the tombstones and making a motorcycle-like noise.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes bulging}'' Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. ''{Rather than screaming, he merely "says" his scream. His skin falls off, leaving his skeleton.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Wa-a-a-a-a-a! ''{Also "saying" his scream. His skin also falls off, leaving his skeleton.}''

''{Cut back to the ghost, which fades away, then to The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Marzipan (who has also turned into a skeleton.}''

'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' At least we'll never go hungry again.

'''SKELETAL THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cept for Fat Dudley. ''{Cut to skeletal Fat Dudley, who is 'eating' a shoe with a soup spoon, with a jug labeled 'XXX' nearby.}'' He's livin' the high life.

'''SKELETAL FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{makes musical noises}''

''{Transition accompanied with closing music, to:}''

{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
| align=center |
THE END
|}

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "D" in "THE END" to see Old-Timey Strong Bad shopping for gold pants.

:''{Show Old-Timey Strong Bad's skeleton in the "Men's Slacks" section of a clothing store. He is trying to pull up a pair of pants, but they repeatedly fall down. Strong Man's skeleton is in the background.}'' 

:'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! Now I'll never find gold pants to fit this tiny waist!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=skinflint skinflint] is a person who would save, gain, or extort money by any means.
*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=codger codger] is a mildly eccentric and usually elderly fellow.
*[[Wikipedia:Corn pone|Corn pone]] is a bread-like dish made from corn meal that is traditionally fried in butter, lard or bacon grease. It's a popular food in the southern United States, and is also known as cornbread.

===Trivia===
*This is the first cartoon featuring the "[[Old-Timey]]" characters in the far-flung year of 1937.
*This is Sickly Sam's first appearance where he does not "die".
*27 cents in 1937 are worth roughly $3.50 in 2004, when the toon came out.
*The books on the bookshelf are titled:
**Dead Things Book One
**Ghostly Measures
**Creepy Stories for Toddlers
**The Haunted Jacuzzi
**27 Cent Ghosties
**The Ghost In My Pocket
**Creepiness, Oh My!
**There Is A Ghost In This Book
**A Goodtime Story ''(The Homestar Runner chooses this book)''
**Banshees, Indeed!
**Ghastly Monsters
**Zombies Are Cool

====Skeletons====
The skeletons of most of the characters were seen when the ghost literally scared them out of their skins. (The Sneak's skeleton is not seen in the toon.) See also: [[Old-Timey Other Costumes]].

'''The Homestar Runner'''
*His foot bones are the same shape as his shoes.

'''Old-Timey Marzipan'''
*Her ponytails have bones in them.
*Marzipan's skeleton also reveals that her "skirt" has its own skeletal structure. This is in agreement with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], where contemporary Marzipan wore jeans with a hole near the hem, and skin was visible underneath.

'''Fat Dudley'''
*He has hands, but no arms.
*Fat Dudley's skeleton also shows that he is not fat, but rather big-boned.

'''Old-Timey Strong Bad'''
*His mustache has bones in it.
*Strong Bad's skeleton also shows that his shoes have bones, or at the very least that his feet are shoe-shaped.
*His hands look like his "gentleman's sports gloves", which proves that he doesn't just wear them; those are really what his hands look like. The same would then apply to modern-day Strong Bad's boxing gloves, and maybe even his mask, which is consistent with his response in the email [[some kinda robot]].
*He has no visible mouth; it may be behind his mustache, which moves when he talks.
*There is a crack in his skull showing exposed [[brain]].

'''Strong Man'''
*His shoulders are part of his skull.
*His lower jaw is much narrower than the rest of his skull, and his jaw is noticeably off center.
*His pelvis is as wide as his skull.

===Remarks===
*The stylish jig is the first time the Strong Man has moved his legs. In previous appearances he moved by bouncing from one foot to the other.
*Based on the tombstones in Cholera Acres Cemetary, Sir Rondello Shmallow could be [[Mr. Shmallow]]'s full name.
*The theme for Old-Timey Strong Bad is different from that of his previous appearances.
*The Homestar Runner's voice isn't as scratchy and Fat Dudley's voice is deeper than in [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]].
*Fat Dudley has no arm bones, yet he was able to reach his plate with the spoon.
*Assuming that this toon takes place in October 31, 1937, [[Wikipedia:John D. Rockefeller|John D. Rockefeller]] would already be dead for 5 months.
*Although Sickly Sam comes out of a grave, the tombstone reads "Eustice Pietimer", meaning he was in the grave with a corpse or previously took the corpse out.
*Assuming that this toon takes place on October 31, 1937, that day was Sunday. If Sickly Sam buried himself alive on Tuesday, he would have been buried alive for 5 days.
*The [[TV time toons menu]] lists the year this toon came out as 1937.
*Strangely, Strong Bad's brain is exposed when he is a skeleton despite the fact that none of his other organs are present.

===Goofs===
*The two one-eyed crows' eyeballs do not match up with the painting after the painting is removed.
*When Fat Dudley smokes a cigar in the Old Pietimer Place, the smoke abruptly disappears when he waves it around and then appears again when it's still.

===Inside References===
*The page title, "Bury Me Deep I'm Cold and Clammy!" is taken from an interview with [[Matt Chapman]] in which he says this line as [[Homsar]]. The interview can be seen [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/index.html here].
*The Homestar Runner's eyes ballooning up in fright is similar to The Cheat in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*One of the gravestones reads, "Sir Rondello Shmallow 'Look Lively?'" This is a reference to the [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] toon, in which he says many times, "Look lively!!!"
*Strong Man dancing on Old Timey Bubs's grave may be a reference to one of the backgrounds in [[Dancin' Bubs]], in which Bubs is dancing on "YOUR GRAVE".
*Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch, another appearance of [[alcohol]].

===Real-World References===
*The Old Pietimer Place looks inspired by the house from [[Alfred Hitchcock]]'s masterpiece, [[Wikipedia:Psycho|Psycho]].
*The quote "[http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/20017/ghost05.wav let's split up, we can do more damage that way]" is a reference to the 1984 film ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.
*The Homestar Runner says the "news-papper" is offering a reward of 27 cents. This may have come from an old ''[[IMDb:tt0054524|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]'' show when [[Wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocky]] offers a 27-cent reward for the capture of the Boxtop Bandit.
*Fat Dudley eating the shoe may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Charlie Chaplin|Charlie Chaplin's]] ''[[IMDB:tt0015864|The Gold Rush]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*"Cory" appears again on [[Main Page 22]] as part of the "Downloads" sequence.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This was a year where we did two updates, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Two Halloween updates is what he means.

'''MATT:''' No, the whole year, ''{Mike laughs}'' we only did two updates.

'''MIKE:''' We did this one, what, maybe two weeks before Christmas and then, what was—

'''MATT:''' Halloween, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Chri— No, two— Christmas.

'''MATT:''' We're both getting—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I often ask people what they are gonna dress up for for Christmas. ''{quickly}'' Do you know what you're going to dress up for for Christmas?

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You do that a lot, like you've done that years— several years?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I started doing it in college.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' You just— You're not doing it on purpose.

'''MIKE:''' No, no. I don't know why.

'''MATT:''' Maybe you like Halloween better than Christmas.

'''MIKE:''' Maybe.

'''MATT:''' Don't tell church. ''{Mike laughs}'' They'll be offended. That's some new talks for Fat Duds right there. ''{makes Fat Dudley's musical noises}'' That's not his usual.

'''MIKE:''' I like that the telescope is just, uh, the transition to get to— ''{Matt laughs}'' It's nothing—

'''MATT:''' No one's looking at it. I don't know if Rockefeller actually wore a monocle, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know either.

'''MATT:''' Or an eyeball, for that— ''{Mike laughs}'' He may not have had eyeballs for all I know. ''{pause until Old—Timey Homestar says "we can do more damage that way"}'' That's what Bill Murray says, Dr. Peter Venkman.

'''MIKE:''' Ah. Look, isn't there some Zelda sounds when some spiders scurry away?

'''MATT:''' Are they Zelda sounds? I thought they were the fret noise on the keyboard.

'''MIKE:''' Ah.

'''MATT:''' On the Yamaha keyboard. There's that fret—

'''MIKE:''' For some reason, I thought it was... some—

'''MATT:''' It sounds kinda like the Skulltula sound.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I suppose.

'''MIKE:''' That's what I thought it was. ''{Matt laughs}'' Maybe the wiki told me what it was ''{Matt laughs again}'' and they— they steered me wrong.

'''MATT:''' No, it's clearly the guitar fret noise sound effect from Yamaha.

'''MIKE:''' The same noise from the Rhino Feeder.

'''MATT:''' Mhm, it's like all of the different noises on Rhino Feeder are just different notes of the fret noise. He's living the high life there, it looks like to me, Mike, more than at the end of the cartoon. Got a bottle of hooch and a nice cigar.

'''MIKE:''' You see a little of Fat Dud's butt right there?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, you see that in the first, uh, the first Fat Dudley cartoon... ''{quickly}'' the first cartoon that Fat Dudley makes an appearance in.

'''MIKE:''' So, that, uh, gravestone said "skinflint and junk codger" and junk codger... Where did that come from?

'''MATT:''' It's one of the Strong Bad Email menus, one of the Strong Bad Email DVDs, the menu for it, when it zooms quickly past the screen of the Lappy or Compy or whichever computer it is. We made a bunch of fake, place holding Strong Bad Email names and one of them was "junk codger".

'''MIKE:''' It's an email I'd like to make some day.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't really know what a codger is, ''{Matt laughs}'' let alone a junk codger.

'''MATT:''' There's also, uh, uh— Who is it? Somebody, um... Mr. Shmallow?

'''MIKE:''' Mr. Shmallow is something, yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' One of the graves has that name on it.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Sir Rondello Shmallow. That's what it is. "Look Lively?" it says, question mark? ''{in a voice similar to Old—Timey Strong Bad's}'' The fantoustic! ''{normal voice}'' Oh. Wait, a minute, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' It's just our worst friend. So...

'''MATT:''' We're to believe that he just comes by and just buries himself in someone else's grave or does he always bury himself in Eustice Pietimer's grave?

'''MIKE:''' I bet it's a different grave.

'''MATT:''' Ah! That thing scares the crap out of me.

'''MIKE:''' It scares the...

'''MATT:''' It scares the skin off of—

'''MIKE:''' Everything off of—

'''MATT:''' So, this is a rare glimpse into the physiology or at least, the skeletal structure of some of these characters.

'''MIKE:''' I like how Marzipan's ponytails are...

'''MATT:''' Same with Strong— Strong Bad's—

'''BOTH:''' —mustache—

'''MATT:''' —has bones.

== External Links ==
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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Halloween Potion-ma-jig

2012-05-19T05:26:46Z

EASports: /* Inside References */ There were more.

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[[Image:ween05.png|thumb|"Whoa. This is a cool new background!"]]
Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Hornblower}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, [[Tofu Homestar]]

{{costumeslink}}

'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]]

'''Page Title:''' Choose it or Lose it!

'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 6:00 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 14:33 (Combined) (Actual)

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==
''{Spooky sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?

''{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. "I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS..."' A "COSTUME LOCATOR" is in the lower left and a "HEALTH & BEAUTY" indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back, revealing the interior of Homestar's house, including pictures of Homestar's past costumes framed on the wall. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What up, Homestar? Here's your costume!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{taking the costume}'' Oh, thanks. You win!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{noticing the paper and markers}'' Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do—

''{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}''

<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. *****-Water 2. Powdered ********* 3. Essence of ********* Stir ingredients with a *********** Say this magic incantation: *****************************</div>

''{Drawings of [[bugs]] and [[ducks]] obscure all of the important parts, asterisked. Also, Homestar has written "MEAN SEAN", "QUACK TIME", and "COOL DUCK" on various parts of the paper.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' —to my Halloween Potion recipe?

''{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. ''{turns away from Marzipan}'' Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!

''{Music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{humbly}'' Yes, Mom-zipan.

''{The screen displays "HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG" and "A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-DECISION-VENTURE", followed by the usual credits (with the notable addition of "[[Jonathan Howe|Jonathan]] programs"), over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky woods, where Homestar is now in costume.}''

===The Water===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right! These spooky woods gotta be chock full of spooky ingredients. Let's see, the first one is ''{pulls out the paper}'' "Something Water." Hmmmmmmmm...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{from a distance}'' Really?

''{cut to Coach Z and Pom Pom}''

'''COACH Z:''' Then how come they'll be all nice to ya and act like they like ya to your face?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''COACH Z:''' Guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen.

''{Homestar walks up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, what are you guys doin' out here? Did you ruin somebody's magic potion too?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh... nope. Unless Coach Z's life is a magic potion.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So, um...

''{A box shows up reading "CHOICE TIME!!!" and the three choices:}''

====1. Do either of you have any...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do either of you have any cash on you? ''{imitating a shady drifter}'' I'm trying to get a me a sandwich or somethin'. Uh, my car broke down and I'm out of gas.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, sorry, man. All I gots is this bottle of, uh, ghost water?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's perfect! I was planning on blowin' that money on ghost water anyways.

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Ghost Water". A victory sound plays.}''

====2. I need something that would be...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need something that would be good in a Halloween Potion.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles and pulls a severed toe out of his pocket}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom can getcha a toe. With nail polish!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... do you have anything waterier? Or... more waterish? Or waterian?

'''COACH Z:''' Please, Homestar, stop! Just take this bottle of questionable water that I keep on my person at all times for questionable reasons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I won't question that!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Questionable Water". A victory sound plays.}''

====3. Taco-Man came by...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water. What are you guys gonna do for me?

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Stank Water". A victory sound plays.}''

===The Powder===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I gotta keep searchin'. ''{starts to walk offscreen to the right}'' Too bad I probably won't run into anybody else mysteriously hanging out in the woods.

''{Cut to The King of Town and The Poopsmith. The King of Town is holding a bucket of fried chicken. Holes are dug all over the place. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Whaddaya know! How ya diggin'?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! We're certainly not trying to unearth the ham sandwich that I buried here when I was nine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good. 'Cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Too much mayo?! I ''love'' too much mayo!

''{The choice dialogue comes up again.}''

====1. Hey! I've got it...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I've got it! I'll give you a detailed account of the consumption of your ham sammie if you give me a powdered item for this Potion-ma-jig!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sweet deal! ''{pulls out a small pouch}'' Take some of this powdered Thanksgiving! Now let's hear it!

''{The screen starts to fade out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so first I washed all the dirt off with some Windex. That made it blue and soggy...

''{It fades back in. The King of Town has his head lowered in emotion. His chicken bucket is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and that last bite nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!

''{Homestar walks off and takes the powder as he goes.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, I wish you had. I surely wish you had!

''{The scorecard returns. The second blank is filled with "Powdered Thanksgiving".}''

====2. I say, is that a powdered...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, is that a powdered wig you're wearing, your Kentucky Fried-ness? 'Cause I'm in the market for some powdery dealings!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{pulls out a pouch}'' Well, I've got my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. But, of course, you can't have that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, that's too bad. I guess I'll just go on home and— ''{starts popping in and out of the holes, snatching the powder while he hops around}'' Pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong! ''{appears from one of the holes, holding the powder}'' So long, suckers!

''{Homestar drops back into the hole.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ha! That blend was just a decoy! It only has ''ten'' herbs and spices!

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Herbs & Spices".}''

====3. Poopsmith, do I dare ask...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poopsmith, do I dare ask what powdered delights you've unearthed?

''{The Poopsmith digs in the dirt and a pouch pops out, which Homestar catches.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, ground ground. Thanks thanks, guys guys.

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Ground Ground"}''

===Homsar===
''{This scene only happens by clicking on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar walks away (an Easter egg). Homsar is floating on a balloon, as per his costume (Tingle from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|The Legend of Zelda Series]]). Homestar walks up, and looks at him, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great, the secret guy.

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just gimme my choices!

''{Homsar throws confetti, and the bottom of the screen reads:}''

<blockquote>
HOISIN SAUCE! 
2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE! 
THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! 
> What wouldst thou deau?</blockquote>

''{With The Hornblower's head and some circus peanuts over it. The text is crooked and in multiple fonts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What I'm supposed to do with ''that'' mess? I'm outta here!

''{The "ding" sound effect plays backwards as the box of text vanishes. Homestar walks away.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Location, location, location!

===The Essence===
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are standing around a cliff, with broken TVs littering the area. Strong Bad's face is obscured by the cabinet doors on his costume. Strong Mad grunts and tosses a broken TV. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. This is a cool new background!

''{The TV Strong Mad tossed falls in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opening his costume's doors}'' Yeah! We were just burying our problems here in the spooky woods when we found this creepy cliff! It's perfect for the chucking off of busted old TVs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Essence of busted old TVs? 'Cuz I got a serious jones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think these TVs lost their essence in the seventies. What are you doing here, anyways?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. I've always felt that...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very most favorite essence.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doo doo meringue has always been my favorite. In fact... there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumping off the cliff}'' Cannonball!

''{The scorecard appears with "Essence of Doo doo meringue"}''

====2. I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's Halloween Potion. Got any leads?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?

'''STRONG MAD:''' MY SECRET SHAME!

''{The Cheat tosses a bottle off the cliff. Homestar jumps after it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks a lot you guuuuuuuuuys!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep".}''

====3. I'm in the mood for a...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the mood for a Hovan roll!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, me too. Let's have a race to the food court. Here's the starting line. Ready, go!

''{The Cheat draws a line in dirt next to the cliff's edge.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running over cliff}'' Eat my duuuuuuuust!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Gullibility".}''

===The stirring utensil===
''{Cut back to Strong Bad's posse}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meka-leka-hi-meka-The Cheat throw a TV on 'im...

''{The Cheat drops a TV over the cliff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...ho.

''{The doors on Strong Bad's costume close once more. Cut to Bubs, standing by a canister labeled "BUBS' MO'BILE CAN o' STIRRING UTENSILS". ("Bile" is in green.) Homestar bounces once on the ground and then lands on his feet next to Bubs. The TV crashes behind Homestar at the same spot where he had bounced off, narrowly missing him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Fancy runnin' into you in the middle of the spooky woods sellin' stirring utensils.

'''BUBS:''' It's a niche market.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what kind of concoctions might one stir with your wares?

'''BUBS:''' Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog. Baby, you got a witches' brew goin'.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's my line! So, how do I score one of those jobbies?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, they're free. But you gotta ''earn'' 'em!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, that doesn't sound free at all.

'''BUBS:''' Well you just gotta ''earn'' 'em.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How should I do that?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. Do a dance====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dances}'' A little to the left, come on, come on, back to the right, shake it around. ''{he repeats it over Bubs's next line}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh, yeah! Stick and move, stick and move! You're pretty good, shorty. ''{pulls a red spoon with a T-Rex head from his canister}'' That's worth at least a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: JP3 Collector Spoon".}''

====2. Sing a song====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, here goes. Two and three and four. ''{singing terribly while off-key music plays in the background, and Bubs covers his ears, agitated}'' Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate Summer, what wouldja do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true...

'''BUBS:''' Oh! Heard enough of that one! You... you get a chewed-up pen.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Chewed Up Pen".}''

====3. Reagan impression====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning over, in a low voice}'' Well... well... Nancy and I... economics... well... rap music... jellybeans... well... we... probably had a... pet...

'''BUBS:''' That's the worst Ronald Reagan impression I've ever heard!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{standing upright}'' ''Ronald'' Reagan?! I was doing my Keanu Reagan!

'''BUBS:''' Just take this terlet brush and get outta here!

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Terlet Brush".}''

===The magic words===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking off}'' Thanks, Great American Bubs!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now to find Strong Sad. Anything that guy says will make ''great'' magic words!

''{Cut to Strong Sad, half-buried and asleep. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad. Nice fire hydrant costume!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh. Mineral water... ''{wakes up and looks at Homestar}'' What?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. I just graduated...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hot biscuits! Those are the best magic words I've ever heards!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Do you even have half a brain".}''

====2. If you were at a party...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you were at a party, what would you rap?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebod-ay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Fresh beats! My favorite!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Better Ax Somebod-ay".}''

====3. Taco-Man came by...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. We played a little foosball, played a little foosball. So, what are some of your favorite words?

'''STRONG SAD:''' In no particular order: Loquentia... Imbruglia... Precipitous... Saralee...cheesecake... Denouement...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are great!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precitpitous, Saraleecheesecake, Denouement".}''

===The potion===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for the words, half-man! ''{walks off}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go forward! Move ahead. Try to detect it! It's not too late.

''{Cut to Homestar's house, where Homestar and Marzipan are standing near a bubbling cauldron.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, so here's what I came up with: a bottle of ''{"Ghost," "Questionable," or "Stank"}'' water, ''{he throws the bottle into the cauldron}'' ''{"A secret blend of eleven Herbs and Spices," "Some Ground Ground," or "Some Powdered Thanksgiving"; it's thrown into the cauldron too}'', and essence of ''{"Doo Doo Meringue", "Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep", or "Gullibility, whatever that is"; again, he throws it into the cauldron}''. ''{Pulls out the stirring utensil}'' And give a little stir with this ''{"Jurassic Park III Collector's Spoon", "Chewed Up Pen", or "Terlet Brush"}''. And say these magic words. ''{He hands an index card to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{"Do you even have half a brain", "Better Ax Somebod-ay", or "Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precipitous, Saraleecheesecakia, Denouement"}''

''{The cauldron makes a "poof" sound and smoke emerges. Marzipan dips a cup into it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Here, Homestar. ''{hands the cup to Homestar and smiles}'' Have some Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't mind if I do! ''{He drinks the contents of the cup.}''

''{See the [[#How the Ending is Chosen|fun facts section]] to see how the endings scenes are chosen. These are the different effects on Homestar:}''

====End 1: Tofu Homestar====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into the Tofu version of himself as seen in [[The Luau]].}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay, Homestar! You're back to your old self again!

''{The tofu head slides off into the cauldron and a flame covers Tofu Homestar, who reverts back to his regular self without his Halloween costume}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{disappointed}'' Yay, Homestar. You're back to your old self again...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing and shaking his butt}'' That costume makes your butt look big.

====End 2: Cycloptic Homestar====
''{Homestar suddenly loses his wig and sprouts one enormous eye on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yelps}'' Marzipan! There's only one of you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

====End 3: [[French]] Homestar====
''{Homestar takes on the appearance of a suave foreigner.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, goody goody gumdrops!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a bad accent}'' I say, Marzipan, let us away to my romantic chateau in the Fantastic mountains!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll go pack my pashmina. ''{walks off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, in his regular voice}'' Oh, gettin' lucky toniiiiiiight...

====End 4: Freaky Marzipan====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into a normally-dressed Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hooray! I'm not the only girl!

''{As Freaky Marzipan speaks, her horrible teeth and wobbly mouth become visible.}''

'''FREAKY MARZIPAN:''' ''{very distorted voice}'' I think we're gonna become fast friends!

''{Marzipan shrieks and runs off; Freaky Marzipan makes a silly face.}''

====End 5: The Goblin====
''{Homestar transforms into The Goblin.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, he's so cute! Do it, do it, do it!

''{The Goblin dances as his organ chord plays.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ...annd  scene!

===The finale===

''{The screen fades to black. After a few seconds, one of Homestar's bug drawings appears in the center of the screen with "THE END". After a few more seconds, the screen fades back to Spooky Woods. All of the characters are standing around. "BACK" and "PLAY AGAIN (SKIP INTRO)" buttons are seen.}''

==Easter Eggs==

* Click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar is leaving to see a scene with Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]).
* At the end, Homsar is only visible if his Easter egg has previously been activated.
* At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, what, Pom Pom? You're every guy at a truck stop?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, Strong Bad.
:''{Pom Pom produces a gun.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're entering a world of pain.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
* At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, I like your Lando Calrissian outfit!
:'''BUBS:''' What are you talking about? I'm the master of disaster!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. Poopsmith, get ready...
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you understand her?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, turns to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Quicker Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, turns away}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{normal}'' Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that meant something else.
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, Blanche from the Golden Girls? Genius!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not Blanche from the Golden Girls.
:'''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Phyllis Diller!
:'''COACH Z:''' I thought you were supposed to be my hot mom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Jambi the genie! You know, "Wish? Did somebody say wish?"
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble...
* At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad! ''{adopts "shady drifter" impression}'' Let me get a few dollars. I'm trying to catch a train. My wife, she's pregnant. I got thirteen kids. I'm on hard times.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, at least your shady drifter impression is better than your Ronald Reagan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! I can hit you with some more of that too! ''{adopts Ronald Reagan impression}'' Well... well... Oliver Cromwell...
* At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So Coach, how come you weren't a rapper this year? [[Image:Ween 2005 The Cheat Poomp.PNG|thumb|130px|Poomp!]]
:'''COACH Z:''' But I am! Theo Huxtable is one of the greatest rappers of our time! ''{Hip-Hop Dances with his arms and head}'' Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one! J-J-Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one!
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar in phrasing to Toad's catchphrase from Mario Kart 64, "I'm the best!"''}
:''{There is a soft explosion, and The Cheat blasts into the air; he does several flips and then lands in place with a POOMP.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar to Toad's "wipe out" noise from Mario Kart 64.}''

==Fun Facts==
===How the Ending is Chosen===
* There are five endings to this toon. Which ending is seen is determined by adding together all the numbers of the choices made, dividing by five, taking the remainder (numbered zero to four), and adding one. Thus, if 2, 1, 3, 3, and 2 are chosen, the equation would come out as 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 11 / 5 = 2, remainder 1. Add 1 to that, and the cartoon plays ending 2. (See the talk page for the [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#The Code|source code]].)
*If the remainder is:
:*0, then ending 1 appears: Tofu Homestar. There are 53 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 5, 10, or 15 this ending is displayed.
:*1, then ending 2 appears: Cyclops Homestar. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 6 or 11 this ending is displayed.
:*2, then ending 3 appears: French Homestar. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 7 or 12 this ending is displayed.
:*3, then ending 4 appears: Freaky Marzipan. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 8 or 13 this ending is displayed.
:*4, then ending 5 appears: The Goblin. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 9 or 14 this ending is displayed.

===Explanations===
*Putting someone's hand in warm water while they sleep is a common prank believed to make the victim [[Wetting the Bed|involuntarily urinate]].
*[http://lysy2.archives.nd.edu/cgi-bin/words.exe?Loquentia Loquentia] is a Latin word whose root means to speak or to utter.
*[[Wikipedia:pashmina|Pashmina]] is the fleece of feral Himalayan goats that is used to make shawls that are referred to by the same name. It is similar to cashmere and was quite popular in the mid 1990s.
*To be [[Wikipedia:Precipitous|precipitous]] is to bring about especially abruptly, or to be very steep.
*[[Wikipedia:Denouement|Denouement]] is the resolution part of a story which comes after its climax.

===Trivia===
*The ducks and bugs Homestar drew on the potion are:
<gallery>
Image:Duck1.PNG|<center>'''Cool Duck'''</center>
Image:Duck2.PNG
Image:Duck3.PNG|<center>'''Quack Time'''</center>
Image:Duck4.PNG
Image:Duck5.PNG
</gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Bug1.PNG
Image:Bug2.PNG|<center>'''Mean Sean'''</center>
Image:Bug3.PNG
Image:Bug4.PNG
Image:Bug5.PNG
</gallery>
*The original potion read:
<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. Ghost-Water 2. Powdered Pigs' Feet 3. Essence of Nightroot Stir ingredients with a wooden spoon Say this magic incantation: 
"Sip it down and swish it 'round"</div>
*This toon was released at about 1:30 a.m. on November 1, Atlanta time. All day the previous day, the [[Main Page Messages|button on the main page]] read, ''"workin' as fast as we can!"''. When the toon was finally released, the button read: ''"it's still halloween!"'' (moving one's pointer over the button revealed: ''"in certain timezones!"''). Later in the day, the button was changed to simply read: ''"halloween toon!"''
*The shirt Coach Z is wearing is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]'''s first-season episode "[http://www.tv.com/the-cosby-show/a-shirt-story/episode/6802/summary.html A Shirt Story]," in which Denise tries to hand-make Theo a designer shirt and butchers it in the process. The fictitious brand of shirt was called a "Gordon Gartrelle," and the original cost Theo $95. The "Jammin' on the one" line is a reference to the episode "[http://www.tv.com/a-touch-of-wonder/episode/6836/summary.html|A Touch Of Wonder]," in which guest star [[Wikipedia:Stevie Wonder|Stevie Wonder]] sampled the voices of the Huxtable family and made them into a song.
:*[[thorax:mp3s/Jammin_On_the_1.mp3|Jammin' on the 1]] is also one of the mp3s available on [[Thorax Corporation]]'s website.
*The total number of possible sequences of potion ingredients is 35, or 243.
*According to the [[Quote of the Week#2005-11-03|Quote of the Week]] on November 3, Bubs was originally going to give out an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon instead of the ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.
* The Flash file appears to have been updated 12 hours after the toon was originally released. The update expanded the Tofu Homestar scene, which originally ended immediately after Marzipan's line "You're back to your old self again!", before Tofu Homestar's head fell into the cauldron, but with the animation suggesting it was about to do so. The change was likely made to remove any suggestion that Homestar had "died" by being transformed into an inanimate object. The update also added an extra "THE END" scene and an Easter Egg (The Cheat). It is possible that these elements were originally planned for the original release but left out due to time constraints.

===Remarks===
* The pictures above Homestar's cabinet are changed for the holiday. They ordinarily show his changing appearance over the years. This time, they depict all his past [[Halloween costumes]] from 2000 to the present.
* This is the first time Homestar is mentioned as having a middle name ("Michael") in a toon. (In the DVD commentary for [[time capsule]], however, Marzipan offhandedly remarked that Hal was his middle name.)
*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer (Looney Tunes)|Gossamer]] actually has a redder tint than the bright orange color of Strong Mad's costume.
* All of the spooky trees in the background are the same shape, just in different sizes and orientations. Also, the first two backgrounds for Pom Pom, Coach Z, the Poopsmith, and the King of Town are identical.
* Besides stealing Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] "line," as Homestar points out, Bubs also appropriates the "terlet" pronunciation of "toilet" that Coach Z has used in [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[A Folky Tale]]. This spelling shows up on the scorecard as well, but Homestar still pronounces it as "toilet" when he hands it over to Marzipan. (Homestar's speech impediment causes a mispronunciation of the mispronunciation, making it correct again.)
* Homestar's costume includes a pair of shoes. When Marzipan gives him his costume, however, the shoes do not appear to be included.
* Strong Bad comments on Homestar's shady drifter and Reagan impressions even if those scenes weren't chosen.
** Also, when Strong Bad comments on his Reagan impression, Homestar agrees that he was impersonating Ronald Reagan and not Keanu Reagan.
* When not wearing a costume, Bubs has no thumbs. Mysteriously though, the thumbs on his white boxing gloves seem to move as he does.
* When Strong Bad said "burying our troubles", he was probably referring to half-buried Strong Sad.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad's cabinet doors are open, they appear to be symmetrical; they shouldn't be able to fit together when closed.
*When he looks directly into the camera, Strong Bad's left eye seems to jut a little into the V-shape on his mask.
*Homestar's [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars|Converse All-Star Hi-Tops]] have stars on both sides of each shoe, when they should have stars [http://www.martyshoes.com/store/media/con-s049622-9160men500.jpg only on the inner side].
*When The Cheat pushes the television off of the edge of the cliff, the dent on the top is towards the right. When it lands, however, the dent has switched sides.
*If you choose "I'm in the mood for a..." when getting the Essence, the line disappears when it cuts back to the cliff.

===Glitches===
*A "hiccup" in the animation of the pot's bubbling occurs when the cartoon switches to one of the variables in the combination made.
*Unlike the other characters, Homsar shows scroll-over information during the finale Easter eggs even while the rest of the characters comment on their costumes. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.
*When The Cheat is clicked on at the end, Strong Bad's head changes size and his mouth closes a bit, and everybody moves slightly.
*When clicking on most of the characters that activate Easter Eggs at the end, Marzipan's mouth changes expression unexpectedly.
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.


===Inside References===
* Pom Pom is wearing the same [[Cool Shades|shades]] that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] usually sports.
* The King's bucket of "[[Guns N' Roses|KnF'nC]]" [[chicken]] is from [[monster truck]].
* The circus peanuts that appear in the Homsar Easter egg were also used when Homestar comes to the door in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* This toon is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* "What wouldst thou deau?" is a reference to [[video games]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]].
* The broken TV sets look exactly the same as the TV from Pile of Electronics State after The Cheat smashed it in [[mascot]].
* Bubs's collection of stirring utensils includes the [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|orange spoon]].
* Strong Sad's line, "Each day we die a little more," and Marzipan's line, "I'm not [[the only girl]]," are references to their respective lines from the [[Who Said What Now?]].
* Cyclops Homestar's eye resembles the fake eye he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]].
* Tofu Homestar first appeared in [[The Luau]].
* French Homestar singing "Getting lucky tonight" is a reference to [[Cool Things]], where Strong Sad sings the same phrase.
* The gun Pom Pom draws at the end is from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
* When Strong Bad mentions that Coach Z didn't dress as a rapper this year (despite the Coach's comment about Theo Huxtable), he is referring to all of Coach Z's previous [[Coach Z#Halloween Costumes|costumes]].
* The exchange between several of the characters about Strong Bad's costume refers to previous [[Strong Bad#Halloween Costumes|Halloween Toons]] in which he had to [[What are you supposed to be?|explain his costume]] to the rest of the cast.
* Marzipan's Halloween potion is another example of a [[concoction]].
* Coach Z talks about a [[questionable service]].
* Homestar has similar spots on his face to when Strong Bad pokes him in [[pom pom]].
* This toon has several [[Fourth Wall Breaks]].

===Real-World References===

*The phrase "I'm selling these fine leather jackets" is a reference to multiple PC games created by [[Wikipedia:LucasArts|LucasArts]] which featured the line as a running gag. The line originated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'' and was repeated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]]'', the ''[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island|Monkey Island]]'' series, ''[[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Full Throttle|Full Throttle]]''. The opening scene with Homestar is also a reference to [[Wikipedia:Full_motion_video|FMV]] adventure games like ''[[Wikipedia:Phantasmagoria_(computer_game)|Phantasmagoria]]'' which had recorded actors playing characters, who directly address the player.
*Marzipan's line, "No way, Jorge." is a permutation of the more common "No way, José."; possibly a play on the [[Spanish]] variant of the name "George", even though "José" translates to "Joseph".
*The Cutters (on Homestar's T-shirt) is the name of the town group that was featured in the 1979 movie ''[[Wikipedia:Breaking Away|Breaking Away]]'', a movie about a group of bicyclists at [[Wikipedia:Indiana University Bloomington|Indiana University]] that race in the annual "[[Wikipedia:Little 500|Little 500]]" every spring. Homestar's character, Moocher, was a member of the group.
*"Taco-Man" is the signature character of the website [http://www.ebolaworld.com Ebolaworld], which has used Homestar in cameos on more than one occasion. Perhaps the Brothers Chaps have decided to repay the favor. (As a side note, the Halloween special that Ebolaworld had planned for the same year was also a choose-your-own adventure cartoon.)
*The secret blend of eleven herbs and spices is a reference to [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC's]] claim that [[Wikipedia:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders']] recipe had eleven secret herbs and spices, although it curiously does not claim that this is the recipe in current use.
*[[Wikipedia:Windex|Windex]] is a trademark for a liquid glass and surface cleaning product made by [[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson & Son|S. C. Johnson & Son]].
*Homsar throwing the confetti is a reference to his costume ([[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]]), who also throws confetti when he says the magic words ("Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-limpah!").
*[[Wikipedia:Hoisin Sauce|Hoisin sauce]], a fermented soy bean paste, is used as a condiment and also as a glaze for roasted meats, most commonly with [[Wikipedia:Peking Duck|Peking Duck]]. It is often referred to as "Chinese barbecue sauce."
*"THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!" is a reference to the bank teller in ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]], who said it if you deposited more than fifty rupees all at once. This was the first game that Tingle appeared in, so it's quite appropriate.
*Homsar's line ("location, location, location") refers to the three most important things in [[Wikipedia:real estate|real estate]]. His costume character, Tingle, serves to help Link navigate by selling him maps in ''The Legend of Zelda'' series.
*Rose petal essence was an ingredient for the spell to turn into an eagle or fly in ''[[Wikipedia:King's Quest III|King's Quest III]]''. Especially given this allusion, the whole premise of the cartoon is likely based on the formulaic combination of ingredients, stirring, and magic words required to perform the [http://www.whatisthe2gs.apple2.org.za/the_fairway/game_pages/kings_quest_3.html spells] in King's Quest III.
*[http://www.hovan.com Hovan] is a restaurant chain in Florida and Georgia, located in mall food courts, that sell [[Wikipedia:Gyro|gyro-style]] wraps.
*Strong Bad mixes up the quote of his costume character, Jambi the Genie (from ''[[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''). The original quote is "Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho!"
*Bubs's recommendation of "eye of newt" and "toe of frog" originated as magical ingredients in [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tragedy_of_Macbeth/Act_IV Act IV, Scene 1, line 16] of [[Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Macbeth|Macbeth]]'', one of the most famous and influential depictions of witches in Western culture.
*Bubs's quote "Baby, you've got a [[witches' brew]] goin'" is a reference to the television show ''[[Wikipedia:Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Carl Weathers|Carl Weathers]], the actor who played [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], portrays himself as extremely cheap, and sometimes comments that if certain leftover foods are combined, "Baby, you've got a stew goin'."
* Bubs's comment about "Stick and move! Stick and move!" is a reference to the advice Duke gave Apollo Creed in [[IMDb:0075148|the original Rocky movie]]. [http://www.filmsite.org/rock5.html]
*''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park III|Jurassic Park III]]'' is a movie in the ''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]]'' series.
*[[wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Ronald Reagan]] was a movie actor and the 40th president of the United States. "Nancy" refers to his widow, [[wikipedia:Nancy Reagan|Nancy Reagan]]. [[Wikipedia:Jelly beans|Jelly beans]] were famously one of Reagan's favorite foods. Reagan was also known for usually starting his statements with the word "well." He was famous for his economic policies, called "[[Wikipedia:Reaganomics|Reaganomics]]." He also did have [[Wikipedia:List of presidential pets|pets]], among them a [[Wikipedia:Cavalier king charles spaniel|Cavalier King Charles Spaniel]] named [[Wikipedia:Rex (dog)|Rex]].
*"Keanu Reagan" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]], an actor most famous for his roles in ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', and the ''Matrix'' trilogy.
*Homestar's line "I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?" is a reference to the theme of many high school graduation speakers of "What will your epitaph say?"
*[[Wikipedia:Natalie Imbruglia|Natalie Imbruglia]] is an Australian-born singer and actress. However, Strong Sad and Marzipan both mispronounce her last name (the "g" is silent).
*"[[Wikipedia:Sara Lee|Sara Lee]]" is an American consumer-goods company and is also the brand name of a number of frozen and packaged foods, including cheesecake.
*Strong Sad's words as Homestar departs are taken from [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]'s 1980 hit "Whip It."
*[[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]] is a character from the ''[[George Lucas|Star Wars]]'' films, played by [[Wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]]. Some people (including, apparently, Homestar) mistakenly think that Lando and Apollo Creed were played by the same actor, but Apollo Creed was played by Carl Weathers. The "Master of Disaster" is one of Apollo Creed's titles from the Rocky movies.
*Walter Sobchak is a character from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', played by [[Wikipedia:John Goodman|John Goodman]]. The severed toe with nail polish is a plot device in this movie; Sobchak even says the line, "I can get you a toe, with nail polish," as does Coach Z on Pom Pom's behalf. "You're entering a world of pain" and "DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!" (said on behalf of Pom Pom by Homestar and Strong Mad respectively) were also repeated sayings of Sobchak's in the movie. Also, at one point in the movie Walter inappropriately draws a gun.
*[[wikipedia:Oliver Cromwell|Oliver Cromwell]] was a 17th century English military commander who became Lord Protector after leading the rebellion that resulted in the execution of Charles I.
*The surprisingly high jump The Cheat makes is the effect of getting hit by a shell, invincible character, etc., in the Nintendo 64 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]'', in which the kart landed with a similar "POOMP". Also, the respective noises The Cheat makes sound very close to what Toad says when he wins a race ("I'm the best!") as well as Toad's cries when he has been hit.
*[[Wikipedia:The Golden Girls|The Golden Girls]] was a popular sitcom about four elderly women living in Miami that originally aired on NBC. Blanche, played by [[wikipedia:Rue McClanahan |Rue McClanahan]], is one of the main characters of the show. Strong Bad mentioned them in [[helium]].
*The kick performed by Homestar while singing appears to be a side thrust kick, a karate kick which involves thrusting the foot out from the side to hit with the heel.

==DVD Version==
*The "CHOICE TIME!" sound effect plays after a choice is made.
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*Homestar doesn't say or show the stuff he gathered, or drop them in the cauldron, nor does Marzipan say the magic words.
**Ironically, Homestar ''does'' say, "All right, so here's what I came up with."
*Homestar's transformation is now random.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Bubs
**Coach Z
**Marzipan
**Pom Pom
**Homestar Runner
**Strong Bad
**The Cheat
*The card displaying Homestar's ingredients has been revised so that it does not fully feature all of Homestar's ingredients gained. All it shows is what Homestar has gained in the scene he was in, as well as the object being displayed. The card scene is also a bit longer than usual.
*When played in "Play All", the ingredient choices are automatically picked, as is Homestar's transformation, which is into Cycloptic Homestar. Also, Homestar and Marzipan's dialogue about the potion ingredients (plus Homestar dropping the ingredients into the cauldron) are intact. The ingredients automatically picked are:
**'''Water''': Ghost Water
**'''Powder''': Powdered Thanksgiving
**'''Essence''': Essence of Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep
**'''Stirring Utensil''': Terlet Brush
**'''Magic Words''': "Betta Ax Somebod-ay" (strangely enough, the card depicts the third option)
*You no longer have the option of seeing who is dressed up as who at the very end, like you do on the website.
*Instead of cutting to the group shot after the end title, it fades through black to the shot.

==External Links==
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Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Hornblower}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, [[Tofu Homestar]]

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'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]]

'''Page Title:''' Choose it or Lose it!

'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 6:00 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 14:33 (Combined) (Actual)

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==
''{Spooky sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?

''{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. "I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS..."' A "COSTUME LOCATOR" is in the lower left and a "HEALTH & BEAUTY" indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back, revealing the interior of Homestar's house, including pictures of Homestar's past costumes framed on the wall. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What up, Homestar? Here's your costume!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{taking the costume}'' Oh, thanks. You win!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{noticing the paper and markers}'' Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do—

''{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}''

<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. *****-Water 2. Powdered ********* 3. Essence of ********* Stir ingredients with a *********** Say this magic incantation: *****************************</div>

''{Drawings of [[bugs]] and [[ducks]] obscure all of the important parts, asterisked. Also, Homestar has written "MEAN SEAN", "QUACK TIME", and "COOL DUCK" on various parts of the paper.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' —to my Halloween Potion recipe?

''{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. ''{turns away from Marzipan}'' Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!

''{Music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{humbly}'' Yes, Mom-zipan.

''{The screen displays "HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG" and "A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-DECISION-VENTURE", followed by the usual credits (with the notable addition of "[[Jonathan Howe|Jonathan]] programs"), over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky woods, where Homestar is now in costume.}''

===The Water===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right! These spooky woods gotta be chock full of spooky ingredients. Let's see, the first one is ''{pulls out the paper}'' "Something Water." Hmmmmmmmm...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{from a distance}'' Really?

''{cut to Coach Z and Pom Pom}''

'''COACH Z:''' Then how come they'll be all nice to ya and act like they like ya to your face?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''COACH Z:''' Guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen.

''{Homestar walks up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, what are you guys doin' out here? Did you ruin somebody's magic potion too?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh... nope. Unless Coach Z's life is a magic potion.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So, um...

''{A box shows up reading "CHOICE TIME!!!" and the three choices:}''

====1. Do either of you have any...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do either of you have any cash on you? ''{imitating a shady drifter}'' I'm trying to get a me a sandwich or somethin'. Uh, my car broke down and I'm out of gas.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, sorry, man. All I gots is this bottle of, uh, ghost water?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's perfect! I was planning on blowin' that money on ghost water anyways.

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Ghost Water". A victory sound plays.}''

====2. I need something that would be...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need something that would be good in a Halloween Potion.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles and pulls a severed toe out of his pocket}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom can getcha a toe. With nail polish!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... do you have anything waterier? Or... more waterish? Or waterian?

'''COACH Z:''' Please, Homestar, stop! Just take this bottle of questionable water that I keep on my person at all times for questionable reasons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I won't question that!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Questionable Water". A victory sound plays.}''

====3. Taco-Man came by...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water. What are you guys gonna do for me?

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Stank Water". A victory sound plays.}''

===The Powder===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I gotta keep searchin'. ''{starts to walk offscreen to the right}'' Too bad I probably won't run into anybody else mysteriously hanging out in the woods.

''{Cut to The King of Town and The Poopsmith. The King of Town is holding a bucket of fried chicken. Holes are dug all over the place. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Whaddaya know! How ya diggin'?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! We're certainly not trying to unearth the ham sandwich that I buried here when I was nine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good. 'Cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Too much mayo?! I ''love'' too much mayo!

''{The choice dialogue comes up again.}''

====1. Hey! I've got it...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I've got it! I'll give you a detailed account of the consumption of your ham sammie if you give me a powdered item for this Potion-ma-jig!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sweet deal! ''{pulls out a small pouch}'' Take some of this powdered Thanksgiving! Now let's hear it!

''{The screen starts to fade out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so first I washed all the dirt off with some Windex. That made it blue and soggy...

''{It fades back in. The King of Town has his head lowered in emotion. His chicken bucket is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and that last bite nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!

''{Homestar walks off and takes the powder as he goes.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, I wish you had. I surely wish you had!

''{The scorecard returns. The second blank is filled with "Powdered Thanksgiving".}''

====2. I say, is that a powdered...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, is that a powdered wig you're wearing, your Kentucky Fried-ness? 'Cause I'm in the market for some powdery dealings!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{pulls out a pouch}'' Well, I've got my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. But, of course, you can't have that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, that's too bad. I guess I'll just go on home and— ''{starts popping in and out of the holes, snatching the powder while he hops around}'' Pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong! ''{appears from one of the holes, holding the powder}'' So long, suckers!

''{Homestar drops back into the hole.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ha! That blend was just a decoy! It only has ''ten'' herbs and spices!

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Herbs & Spices".}''

====3. Poopsmith, do I dare ask...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poopsmith, do I dare ask what powdered delights you've unearthed?

''{The Poopsmith digs in the dirt and a pouch pops out, which Homestar catches.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, ground ground. Thanks thanks, guys guys.

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Ground Ground"}''

===Homsar===
''{This scene only happens by clicking on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar walks away (an Easter egg). Homsar is floating on a balloon, as per his costume (Tingle from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|The Legend of Zelda Series]]). Homestar walks up, and looks at him, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great, the secret guy.

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just gimme my choices!

''{Homsar throws confetti, and the bottom of the screen reads:}''

<blockquote>
HOISIN SAUCE! 
2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE! 
THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! 
> What wouldst thou deau?</blockquote>

''{With The Hornblower's head and some circus peanuts over it. The text is crooked and in multiple fonts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What I'm supposed to do with ''that'' mess? I'm outta here!

''{The "ding" sound effect plays backwards as the box of text vanishes. Homestar walks away.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Location, location, location!

===The Essence===
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are standing around a cliff, with broken TVs littering the area. Strong Bad's face is obscured by the cabinet doors on his costume. Strong Mad grunts and tosses a broken TV. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. This is a cool new background!

''{The TV Strong Mad tossed falls in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opening his costume's doors}'' Yeah! We were just burying our problems here in the spooky woods when we found this creepy cliff! It's perfect for the chucking off of busted old TVs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Essence of busted old TVs? 'Cuz I got a serious jones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think these TVs lost their essence in the seventies. What are you doing here, anyways?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. I've always felt that...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very most favorite essence.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doo doo meringue has always been my favorite. In fact... there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumping off the cliff}'' Cannonball!

''{The scorecard appears with "Essence of Doo doo meringue"}''

====2. I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's Halloween Potion. Got any leads?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?

'''STRONG MAD:''' MY SECRET SHAME!

''{The Cheat tosses a bottle off the cliff. Homestar jumps after it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks a lot you guuuuuuuuuys!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep".}''

====3. I'm in the mood for a...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the mood for a Hovan roll!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, me too. Let's have a race to the food court. Here's the starting line. Ready, go!

''{The Cheat draws a line in dirt next to the cliff's edge.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running over cliff}'' Eat my duuuuuuuust!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Gullibility".}''

===The stirring utensil===
''{Cut back to Strong Bad's posse}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meka-leka-hi-meka-The Cheat throw a TV on 'im...

''{The Cheat drops a TV over the cliff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...ho.

''{The doors on Strong Bad's costume close once more. Cut to Bubs, standing by a canister labeled "BUBS' MO'BILE CAN o' STIRRING UTENSILS". ("Bile" is in green.) Homestar bounces once on the ground and then lands on his feet next to Bubs. The TV crashes behind Homestar at the same spot where he had bounced off, narrowly missing him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Fancy runnin' into you in the middle of the spooky woods sellin' stirring utensils.

'''BUBS:''' It's a niche market.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what kind of concoctions might one stir with your wares?

'''BUBS:''' Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog. Baby, you got a witches' brew goin'.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's my line! So, how do I score one of those jobbies?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, they're free. But you gotta ''earn'' 'em!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, that doesn't sound free at all.

'''BUBS:''' Well you just gotta ''earn'' 'em.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How should I do that?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. Do a dance====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dances}'' A little to the left, come on, come on, back to the right, shake it around. ''{he repeats it over Bubs's next line}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh, yeah! Stick and move, stick and move! You're pretty good, shorty. ''{pulls a red spoon with a T-Rex head from his canister}'' That's worth at least a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: JP3 Collector Spoon".}''

====2. Sing a song====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, here goes. Two and three and four. ''{singing terribly while off-key music plays in the background, and Bubs covers his ears, agitated}'' Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate Summer, what wouldja do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true...

'''BUBS:''' Oh! Heard enough of that one! You... you get a chewed-up pen.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Chewed Up Pen".}''

====3. Reagan impression====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning over, in a low voice}'' Well... well... Nancy and I... economics... well... rap music... jellybeans... well... we... probably had a... pet...

'''BUBS:''' That's the worst Ronald Reagan impression I've ever heard!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{standing upright}'' ''Ronald'' Reagan?! I was doing my Keanu Reagan!

'''BUBS:''' Just take this terlet brush and get outta here!

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Terlet Brush".}''

===The magic words===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking off}'' Thanks, Great American Bubs!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now to find Strong Sad. Anything that guy says will make ''great'' magic words!

''{Cut to Strong Sad, half-buried and asleep. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad. Nice fire hydrant costume!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh. Mineral water... ''{wakes up and looks at Homestar}'' What?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. I just graduated...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hot biscuits! Those are the best magic words I've ever heards!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Do you even have half a brain".}''

====2. If you were at a party...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you were at a party, what would you rap?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebod-ay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Fresh beats! My favorite!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Better Ax Somebod-ay".}''

====3. Taco-Man came by...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. We played a little foosball, played a little foosball. So, what are some of your favorite words?

'''STRONG SAD:''' In no particular order: Loquentia... Imbruglia... Precipitous... Saralee...cheesecake... Denouement...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are great!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precitpitous, Saraleecheesecake, Denouement".}''

===The potion===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for the words, half-man! ''{walks off}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go forward! Move ahead. Try to detect it! It's not too late.

''{Cut to Homestar's house, where Homestar and Marzipan are standing near a bubbling cauldron.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, so here's what I came up with: a bottle of ''{"Ghost," "Questionable," or "Stank"}'' water, ''{he throws the bottle into the cauldron}'' ''{"A secret blend of eleven Herbs and Spices," "Some Ground Ground," or "Some Powdered Thanksgiving"; it's thrown into the cauldron too}'', and essence of ''{"Doo Doo Meringue", "Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep", or "Gullibility, whatever that is"; again, he throws it into the cauldron}''. ''{Pulls out the stirring utensil}'' And give a little stir with this ''{"Jurassic Park III Collector's Spoon", "Chewed Up Pen", or "Terlet Brush"}''. And say these magic words. ''{He hands an index card to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{"Do you even have half a brain", "Better Ax Somebod-ay", or "Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precipitous, Saraleecheesecakia, Denouement"}''

''{The cauldron makes a "poof" sound and smoke emerges. Marzipan dips a cup into it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Here, Homestar. ''{hands the cup to Homestar and smiles}'' Have some Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't mind if I do! ''{He drinks the contents of the cup.}''

''{See the [[#How the Ending is Chosen|fun facts section]] to see how the endings scenes are chosen. These are the different effects on Homestar:}''

====End 1: Tofu Homestar====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into the Tofu version of himself as seen in [[The Luau]].}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay, Homestar! You're back to your old self again!

''{The tofu head slides off into the cauldron and a flame covers Tofu Homestar, who reverts back to his regular self without his Halloween costume}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{disappointed}'' Yay, Homestar. You're back to your old self again...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing and shaking his butt}'' That costume makes your butt look big.

====End 2: Cycloptic Homestar====
''{Homestar suddenly loses his wig and sprouts one enormous eye on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yelps}'' Marzipan! There's only one of you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

====End 3: [[French]] Homestar====
''{Homestar takes on the appearance of a suave foreigner.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, goody goody gumdrops!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a bad accent}'' I say, Marzipan, let us away to my romantic chateau in the Fantastic mountains!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll go pack my pashmina. ''{walks off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, in his regular voice}'' Oh, gettin' lucky toniiiiiiight...

====End 4: Freaky Marzipan====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into a normally-dressed Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hooray! I'm not the only girl!

''{As Freaky Marzipan speaks, her horrible teeth and wobbly mouth become visible.}''

'''FREAKY MARZIPAN:''' ''{very distorted voice}'' I think we're gonna become fast friends!

''{Marzipan shrieks and runs off; Freaky Marzipan makes a silly face.}''

====End 5: The Goblin====
''{Homestar transforms into The Goblin.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, he's so cute! Do it, do it, do it!

''{The Goblin dances as his organ chord plays.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ...annd  scene!

===The finale===

''{The screen fades to black. After a few seconds, one of Homestar's bug drawings appears in the center of the screen with "THE END". After a few more seconds, the screen fades back to Spooky Woods. All of the characters are standing around. "BACK" and "PLAY AGAIN (SKIP INTRO)" buttons are seen.}''

==Easter Eggs==

* Click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar is leaving to see a scene with Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]).
* At the end, Homsar is only visible if his Easter egg has previously been activated.
* At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, what, Pom Pom? You're every guy at a truck stop?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, Strong Bad.
:''{Pom Pom produces a gun.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're entering a world of pain.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
* At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, I like your Lando Calrissian outfit!
:'''BUBS:''' What are you talking about? I'm the master of disaster!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. Poopsmith, get ready...
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you understand her?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, turns to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Quicker Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, turns away}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{normal}'' Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that meant something else.
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, Blanche from the Golden Girls? Genius!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not Blanche from the Golden Girls.
:'''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Phyllis Diller!
:'''COACH Z:''' I thought you were supposed to be my hot mom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Jambi the genie! You know, "Wish? Did somebody say wish?"
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble...
* At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad! ''{adopts "shady drifter" impression}'' Let me get a few dollars. I'm trying to catch a train. My wife, she's pregnant. I got thirteen kids. I'm on hard times.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, at least your shady drifter impression is better than your Ronald Reagan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! I can hit you with some more of that too! ''{adopts Ronald Reagan impression}'' Well... well... Oliver Cromwell...
* At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So Coach, how come you weren't a rapper this year? [[Image:Ween 2005 The Cheat Poomp.PNG|thumb|130px|Poomp!]]
:'''COACH Z:''' But I am! Theo Huxtable is one of the greatest rappers of our time! ''{Hip-Hop Dances with his arms and head}'' Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one! J-J-Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one!
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar in phrasing to Toad's catchphrase from Mario Kart 64, "I'm the best!"''}
:''{There is a soft explosion, and The Cheat blasts into the air; he does several flips and then lands in place with a POOMP.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar to Toad's "wipe out" noise from Mario Kart 64.}''

==Fun Facts==
===How the Ending is Chosen===
* There are five endings to this toon. Which ending is seen is determined by adding together all the numbers of the choices made, dividing by five, taking the remainder (numbered zero to four), and adding one. Thus, if 2, 1, 3, 3, and 2 are chosen, the equation would come out as 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 11 / 5 = 2, remainder 1. Add 1 to that, and the cartoon plays ending 2. (See the talk page for the [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#The Code|source code]].)
*If the remainder is:
:*0, then ending 1 appears: Tofu Homestar. There are 53 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 5, 10, or 15 this ending is displayed.
:*1, then ending 2 appears: Cyclops Homestar. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 6 or 11 this ending is displayed.
:*2, then ending 3 appears: French Homestar. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 7 or 12 this ending is displayed.
:*3, then ending 4 appears: Freaky Marzipan. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 8 or 13 this ending is displayed.
:*4, then ending 5 appears: The Goblin. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 9 or 14 this ending is displayed.

===Explanations===
*Putting someone's hand in warm water while they sleep is a common prank believed to make the victim [[Wetting the Bed|involuntarily urinate]].
*[http://lysy2.archives.nd.edu/cgi-bin/words.exe?Loquentia Loquentia] is a Latin word whose root means to speak or to utter.
*[[Wikipedia:pashmina|Pashmina]] is the fleece of feral Himalayan goats that is used to make shawls that are referred to by the same name. It is similar to cashmere and was quite popular in the mid 1990s.
*To be [[Wikipedia:Precipitous|precipitous]] is to bring about especially abruptly, or to be very steep.
*[[Wikipedia:Denouement|Denouement]] is the resolution part of a story which comes after its climax.

===Trivia===
*The ducks and bugs Homestar drew on the potion are:
<gallery>
Image:Duck1.PNG|<center>'''Cool Duck'''</center>
Image:Duck2.PNG
Image:Duck3.PNG|<center>'''Quack Time'''</center>
Image:Duck4.PNG
Image:Duck5.PNG
</gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Bug1.PNG
Image:Bug2.PNG|<center>'''Mean Sean'''</center>
Image:Bug3.PNG
Image:Bug4.PNG
Image:Bug5.PNG
</gallery>
*The original potion read:
<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. Ghost-Water 2. Powdered Pigs' Feet 3. Essence of Nightroot Stir ingredients with a wooden spoon Say this magic incantation: 
"Sip it down and swish it 'round"</div>
*This toon was released at about 1:30 a.m. on November 1, Atlanta time. All day the previous day, the [[Main Page Messages|button on the main page]] read, ''"workin' as fast as we can!"''. When the toon was finally released, the button read: ''"it's still halloween!"'' (moving one's pointer over the button revealed: ''"in certain timezones!"''). Later in the day, the button was changed to simply read: ''"halloween toon!"''
*The shirt Coach Z is wearing is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]'''s first-season episode "[http://www.tv.com/the-cosby-show/a-shirt-story/episode/6802/summary.html A Shirt Story]," in which Denise tries to hand-make Theo a designer shirt and butchers it in the process. The fictitious brand of shirt was called a "Gordon Gartrelle," and the original cost Theo $95. The "Jammin' on the one" line is a reference to the episode "[http://www.tv.com/a-touch-of-wonder/episode/6836/summary.html|A Touch Of Wonder]," in which guest star [[Wikipedia:Stevie Wonder|Stevie Wonder]] sampled the voices of the Huxtable family and made them into a song.
:*[[thorax:mp3s/Jammin_On_the_1.mp3|Jammin' on the 1]] is also one of the mp3s available on [[Thorax Corporation]]'s website.
*The total number of possible sequences of potion ingredients is 35, or 243.
*According to the [[Quote of the Week#2005-11-03|Quote of the Week]] on November 3, Bubs was originally going to give out an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon instead of the ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.
* The Flash file appears to have been updated 12 hours after the toon was originally released. The update expanded the Tofu Homestar scene, which originally ended immediately after Marzipan's line "You're back to your old self again!", before Tofu Homestar's head fell into the cauldron, but with the animation suggesting it was about to do so. The change was likely made to remove any suggestion that Homestar had "died" by being transformed into an inanimate object. The update also added an extra "THE END" scene and an Easter Egg (The Cheat). It is possible that these elements were originally planned for the original release but left out due to time constraints.

===Remarks===
* The pictures above Homestar's cabinet are changed for the holiday. They ordinarily show his changing appearance over the years. This time, they depict all his past [[Halloween costumes]] from 2000 to the present.
* This is the first time Homestar is mentioned as having a middle name ("Michael") in a toon. (In the DVD commentary for [[time capsule]], however, Marzipan offhandedly remarked that Hal was his middle name.)
*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer (Looney Tunes)|Gossamer]] actually has a redder tint than the bright orange color of Strong Mad's costume.
* All of the spooky trees in the background are the same shape, just in different sizes and orientations. Also, the first two backgrounds for Pom Pom, Coach Z, the Poopsmith, and the King of Town are identical.
* Besides stealing Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] "line," as Homestar points out, Bubs also appropriates the "terlet" pronunciation of "toilet" that Coach Z has used in [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[A Folky Tale]]. This spelling shows up on the scorecard as well, but Homestar still pronounces it as "toilet" when he hands it over to Marzipan. (Homestar's speech impediment causes a mispronunciation of the mispronunciation, making it correct again.)
* Homestar's costume includes a pair of shoes. When Marzipan gives him his costume, however, the shoes do not appear to be included.
* Strong Bad comments on Homestar's shady drifter and Reagan impressions even if those scenes weren't chosen.
** Also, when Strong Bad comments on his Reagan impression, Homestar agrees that he was impersonating Ronald Reagan and not Keanu Reagan.
* When not wearing a costume, Bubs has no thumbs. Mysteriously though, the thumbs on his white boxing gloves seem to move as he does.
* When Strong Bad said "burying our troubles", he was probably referring to half-buried Strong Sad.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad's cabinet doors are open, they appear to be symmetrical; they shouldn't be able to fit together when closed.
*When he looks directly into the camera, Strong Bad's left eye seems to jut a little into the V-shape on his mask.
*Homestar's [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars|Converse All-Star Hi-Tops]] have stars on both sides of each shoe, when they should have stars [http://www.martyshoes.com/store/media/con-s049622-9160men500.jpg only on the inner side].
*When The Cheat pushes the television off of the edge of the cliff, the dent on the top is towards the right. When it lands, however, the dent has switched sides.
*If you choose "I'm in the mood for a..." when getting the Essence, the line disappears when it cuts back to the cliff.

===Glitches===
*A "hiccup" in the animation of the pot's bubbling occurs when the cartoon switches to one of the variables in the combination made.
*Unlike the other characters, Homsar shows scroll-over information during the finale Easter eggs even while the rest of the characters comment on their costumes. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.
*When The Cheat is clicked on at the end, Strong Bad's head changes size and his mouth closes a bit, and everybody moves slightly.
*When clicking on most of the characters that activate Easter Eggs at the end, Marzipan's mouth changes expression unexpectedly.
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.


===Inside References===
* Pom Pom is wearing the same [[Cool Shades|shades]] that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] usually sports.
* The King's bucket of "[[Guns N' Roses|KnF'nC]]" [[chicken]] is from [[monster truck]].
* The circus peanuts that appear in the Homsar Easter egg were also used when Homestar comes to the door in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* This toon is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* "What wouldst thou deau?" is a reference to [[video games]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]].
* The broken TV sets look exactly the same as the TV from Pile of Electronics State after The Cheat smashed it in [[mascot]].
* Bubs's collection of stirring utensils includes the [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|orange spoon]].
* Strong Sad's line, "Each day we die a little more," and Marzipan's line, "I'm not [[the only girl]]," are references to their respective lines from the [[Who Said What Now?]].
* Cyclops Homestar's eye resembles the fake eye he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]].
* Tofu Homestar first appeared in [[The Luau]].
* French Homestar singing "Getting lucky tonight" is a reference to [[Cool Things]], where Strong Sad sings the same phrase.
* The gun Pom Pom draws at the end is from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
* When Strong Bad mentions that Coach Z didn't dress as a rapper this year (despite the Coach's comment about Theo Huxtable), he is referring to all of Coach Z's previous [[Coach Z#Halloween Costumes|costumes]].
* The exchange between several of the characters about Strong Bad's costume refers to previous [[Strong Bad#Halloween Costumes|Halloween Toons]] in which he had to [[What are you supposed to be?|explain his costume]] to the rest of the cast.
* Marzipan's Halloween potion is another example of a [[concoction]].
* Coach Z talks about a [[questionable service]].
* Homestar has similar spots on his face to when Strong Bad pokes him in [[pom pom]].
* The Goblin ending has Marzipan [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaking the fourth wall]].

===Real-World References===

*The phrase "I'm selling these fine leather jackets" is a reference to multiple PC games created by [[Wikipedia:LucasArts|LucasArts]] which featured the line as a running gag. The line originated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'' and was repeated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]]'', the ''[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island|Monkey Island]]'' series, ''[[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Full Throttle|Full Throttle]]''. The opening scene with Homestar is also a reference to [[Wikipedia:Full_motion_video|FMV]] adventure games like ''[[Wikipedia:Phantasmagoria_(computer_game)|Phantasmagoria]]'' which had recorded actors playing characters, who directly address the player.
*Marzipan's line, "No way, Jorge." is a permutation of the more common "No way, José."; possibly a play on the [[Spanish]] variant of the name "George", even though "José" translates to "Joseph".
*The Cutters (on Homestar's T-shirt) is the name of the town group that was featured in the 1979 movie ''[[Wikipedia:Breaking Away|Breaking Away]]'', a movie about a group of bicyclists at [[Wikipedia:Indiana University Bloomington|Indiana University]] that race in the annual "[[Wikipedia:Little 500|Little 500]]" every spring. Homestar's character, Moocher, was a member of the group.
*"Taco-Man" is the signature character of the website [http://www.ebolaworld.com Ebolaworld], which has used Homestar in cameos on more than one occasion. Perhaps the Brothers Chaps have decided to repay the favor. (As a side note, the Halloween special that Ebolaworld had planned for the same year was also a choose-your-own adventure cartoon.)
*The secret blend of eleven herbs and spices is a reference to [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC's]] claim that [[Wikipedia:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders']] recipe had eleven secret herbs and spices, although it curiously does not claim that this is the recipe in current use.
*[[Wikipedia:Windex|Windex]] is a trademark for a liquid glass and surface cleaning product made by [[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson & Son|S. C. Johnson & Son]].
*Homsar throwing the confetti is a reference to his costume ([[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]]), who also throws confetti when he says the magic words ("Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-limpah!").
*[[Wikipedia:Hoisin Sauce|Hoisin sauce]], a fermented soy bean paste, is used as a condiment and also as a glaze for roasted meats, most commonly with [[Wikipedia:Peking Duck|Peking Duck]]. It is often referred to as "Chinese barbecue sauce."
*"THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!" is a reference to the bank teller in ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]], who said it if you deposited more than fifty rupees all at once. This was the first game that Tingle appeared in, so it's quite appropriate.
*Homsar's line ("location, location, location") refers to the three most important things in [[Wikipedia:real estate|real estate]]. His costume character, Tingle, serves to help Link navigate by selling him maps in ''The Legend of Zelda'' series.
*Rose petal essence was an ingredient for the spell to turn into an eagle or fly in ''[[Wikipedia:King's Quest III|King's Quest III]]''. Especially given this allusion, the whole premise of the cartoon is likely based on the formulaic combination of ingredients, stirring, and magic words required to perform the [http://www.whatisthe2gs.apple2.org.za/the_fairway/game_pages/kings_quest_3.html spells] in King's Quest III.
*[http://www.hovan.com Hovan] is a restaurant chain in Florida and Georgia, located in mall food courts, that sell [[Wikipedia:Gyro|gyro-style]] wraps.
*Strong Bad mixes up the quote of his costume character, Jambi the Genie (from ''[[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''). The original quote is "Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho!"
*Bubs's recommendation of "eye of newt" and "toe of frog" originated as magical ingredients in [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tragedy_of_Macbeth/Act_IV Act IV, Scene 1, line 16] of [[Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Macbeth|Macbeth]]'', one of the most famous and influential depictions of witches in Western culture.
*Bubs's quote "Baby, you've got a [[witches' brew]] goin'" is a reference to the television show ''[[Wikipedia:Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Carl Weathers|Carl Weathers]], the actor who played [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], portrays himself as extremely cheap, and sometimes comments that if certain leftover foods are combined, "Baby, you've got a stew goin'."
* Bubs's comment about "Stick and move! Stick and move!" is a reference to the advice Duke gave Apollo Creed in [[IMDb:0075148|the original Rocky movie]]. [http://www.filmsite.org/rock5.html]
*''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park III|Jurassic Park III]]'' is a movie in the ''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]]'' series.
*[[wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Ronald Reagan]] was a movie actor and the 40th president of the United States. "Nancy" refers to his widow, [[wikipedia:Nancy Reagan|Nancy Reagan]]. [[Wikipedia:Jelly beans|Jelly beans]] were famously one of Reagan's favorite foods. Reagan was also known for usually starting his statements with the word "well." He was famous for his economic policies, called "[[Wikipedia:Reaganomics|Reaganomics]]." He also did have [[Wikipedia:List of presidential pets|pets]], among them a [[Wikipedia:Cavalier king charles spaniel|Cavalier King Charles Spaniel]] named [[Wikipedia:Rex (dog)|Rex]].
*"Keanu Reagan" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]], an actor most famous for his roles in ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', and the ''Matrix'' trilogy.
*Homestar's line "I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?" is a reference to the theme of many high school graduation speakers of "What will your epitaph say?"
*[[Wikipedia:Natalie Imbruglia|Natalie Imbruglia]] is an Australian-born singer and actress. However, Strong Sad and Marzipan both mispronounce her last name (the "g" is silent).
*"[[Wikipedia:Sara Lee|Sara Lee]]" is an American consumer-goods company and is also the brand name of a number of frozen and packaged foods, including cheesecake.
*Strong Sad's words as Homestar departs are taken from [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]'s 1980 hit "Whip It."
*[[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]] is a character from the ''[[George Lucas|Star Wars]]'' films, played by [[Wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]]. Some people (including, apparently, Homestar) mistakenly think that Lando and Apollo Creed were played by the same actor, but Apollo Creed was played by Carl Weathers. The "Master of Disaster" is one of Apollo Creed's titles from the Rocky movies.
*Walter Sobchak is a character from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', played by [[Wikipedia:John Goodman|John Goodman]]. The severed toe with nail polish is a plot device in this movie; Sobchak even says the line, "I can get you a toe, with nail polish," as does Coach Z on Pom Pom's behalf. "You're entering a world of pain" and "DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!" (said on behalf of Pom Pom by Homestar and Strong Mad respectively) were also repeated sayings of Sobchak's in the movie. Also, at one point in the movie Walter inappropriately draws a gun.
*[[wikipedia:Oliver Cromwell|Oliver Cromwell]] was a 17th century English military commander who became Lord Protector after leading the rebellion that resulted in the execution of Charles I.
*The surprisingly high jump The Cheat makes is the effect of getting hit by a shell, invincible character, etc., in the Nintendo 64 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]'', in which the kart landed with a similar "POOMP". Also, the respective noises The Cheat makes sound very close to what Toad says when he wins a race ("I'm the best!") as well as Toad's cries when he has been hit.
*[[Wikipedia:The Golden Girls|The Golden Girls]] was a popular sitcom about four elderly women living in Miami that originally aired on NBC. Blanche, played by [[wikipedia:Rue McClanahan |Rue McClanahan]], is one of the main characters of the show. Strong Bad mentioned them in [[helium]].
*The kick performed by Homestar while singing appears to be a side thrust kick, a karate kick which involves thrusting the foot out from the side to hit with the heel.

==DVD Version==
*The "CHOICE TIME!" sound effect plays after a choice is made.
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*Homestar doesn't say or show the stuff he gathered, or drop them in the cauldron, nor does Marzipan say the magic words.
**Ironically, Homestar ''does'' say, "All right, so here's what I came up with."
*Homestar's transformation is now random.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Bubs
**Coach Z
**Marzipan
**Pom Pom
**Homestar Runner
**Strong Bad
**The Cheat
*The card displaying Homestar's ingredients has been revised so that it does not fully feature all of Homestar's ingredients gained. All it shows is what Homestar has gained in the scene he was in, as well as the object being displayed. The card scene is also a bit longer than usual.
*When played in "Play All", the ingredient choices are automatically picked, as is Homestar's transformation, which is into Cycloptic Homestar. Also, Homestar and Marzipan's dialogue about the potion ingredients (plus Homestar dropping the ingredients into the cauldron) are intact. The ingredients automatically picked are:
**'''Water''': Ghost Water
**'''Powder''': Powdered Thanksgiving
**'''Essence''': Essence of Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep
**'''Stirring Utensil''': Terlet Brush
**'''Magic Words''': "Betta Ax Somebod-ay" (strangely enough, the card depicts the third option)
*You no longer have the option of seeing who is dressed up as who at the very end, like you do on the website.
*Instead of cutting to the group shot after the end title, it fades through black to the shot.

==External Links==
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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| Narwhale
| [[Wikipedia:Narwhal|Narwhal]] and [[Wikipedia:Whale|Whale]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2012-05-17T03:23:23Z

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Narwhale]]
| [[Wikipedia:Narwhal|Narwhal]] and [[Wikipedia:Whale|Whale]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!

2012-05-16T02:41:30Z

EASports: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|payplus|Homestar Presents: Presents|Senorial Day}}
[[Image:Payplus.PNG|thumb|"Finally At Last!!!"]]

It's April Fool's day and—Oh no! [[HomestarRunner.com]] is now a subscription site!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|Strong Sad's Head]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Sterrance]], {{Film|Bubs}} ''(morphed into his concession stand)'', {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}} ''(silhouetted)'', {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{Film|The Wheelchair}}, [[Ready For Primetime]], {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, [[Mr. Shmallow]] ''(watermark)'', {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

''' Date:''' Friday, April 1, 2005

'''Page Title:''' Finally At Last!!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}} (Teen Girl Squad Sample only), [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==

===Page One===
<blockquote class=written>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
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SIGN UP FOREVER! 
Interactive Menus!! 
*New annual fee! 
*The same content! 
*More banner ads! 
Free 7 second trial!! 
Join now! 
Subscriptions are the latest craze! 
Loggin' {a login box} 
Instant access! 
Take the tour!</blockquote>

====Homestar's Seven Seconds====
''{Cue Homestar standing in the field. A timer counts up in the bottom left corner of the screen starting at 0.10 seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One... two... three... four... fi-

''{The timer reaches 7.15; a buzzer goes off, and "TRIAL PERIOD OVER!" pops up on the screen.}''

===Page Two===
<blockquote>The Email Show! 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS! 
WEBCAM CHAT WITH THE CREATORS OR SOMEONE ELSE! 
Let's see a clip! 
SHOW ME MORE, SIR!</blockquote>

====Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample====

''{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy, flanked by the Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing on a brown trapdoor in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the Cheat, let 'er rip!

''{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. The trapdoor opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Woo! That was fun!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit. ''{Homestar starts a little dance with his feet, stepping back and forth gracefully.}'' ... Not a two-foot pit!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar's feet dancing on top of him.''}

'''STRONG MAD:''' I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!

===Page Three===
<blockquote>There's more?? Why, yes. 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
GEE-AMES! 
Pay for play!! 
Just pennies/pixel! 
Members plus, fool! 
Actual screenshots! 
Fake boxes 
HOURS OF STREAMING VIDEO GAME FEEDS 
FREE SAMPLE GAME 
"Sign Up Today Man" 
1 player simultaneous 
CHECK MARK! 
Continue Free Tour!</blockquote>

====Sample Game====
The free sample game resembles Space Invaders with Strong Bad against an army of Homestars coming out of the sky. The Cheat periodically falls from top to bottom and if he hits you, a message will appear saying "YOUR"
"HEAD" (changes to SHIP a second later)
"ASPLODE". Trying to play the game is difficult because the screen continually flashes the message "TRIAL VERSION", locking the game controls. The game also automatically closes itself after the 14th  "TRIAL VERSION" screen, keeping you from advancing.
Using the cheat described below, it is possible to eliminate all of the Homestars, but this only results in a new set of Homestars appearing, and nothing else.

===Page Four===
<blockquote>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
So Much More!! 
 
SWEET CUPPIN CAKES 
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Meet Eh! Steve!'s Lawyer! 
Win a chance to have lunch with the Worm-type character! 
 
teenage girl show! 
Revamped for the 90's. 
More humor! Finer dining! 
See the unaired pilot, the holiday special, and the 'everybody dies' episodes! 
 
And also, too: 
Answering Machines out the wazoo 
Powered by The Cheat-athons! 
Senor Cardgage Wednesdays 
Mr. Shmallow's Webcam 
 
Extra free sample here! 
On the Tour?</blockquote>

====Teen Girl Squad Sample====

''{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!

''{Enter Eh! Steve!, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{speech bubble fills with hearts}'' Hey, Steven!

'''EH! STEVE!:''' Eh! Steve!

''{Cut to Wheelchair}''

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's whooooooooooo!

''{Arrow'd Guy, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a realistic drawing of a wheelchair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' GOOD DRAWINGED!

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'm a real boy!

''{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' It's over!

===Page Five===
<blockquote>View Shopping Cart 
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===Page Six===
<blockquote>Thank you for your order. 
You will receive your package 
in 6-8 weeks.</blockquote>

''{After about 15 seconds, you are returned to [[Main Page 19]].}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*The entire April Fool's site is a spoof of the preview pages on many pay-sites on the Internet: the trial videos, the free tour that ends with a sign-up page, the tacky design and layout, and the "streaming video game feeds" all mimic said pages.
**The second page claims "ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS!" when there were only 127 emails at the time it was posted. This spoofs how subscription sites often flagrantly misrepresent their content. However, this may be a reference to a perk of subscribing (viewing unaired Strong Bad E-mails).
**A recent trend for Internet entertainment sites (especially game sites) is to be free for a few years, and then the owners initiate a pay-to-play policy. Perhaps this April Fool's joke was done so the Homestar Runner site would fit the trend.
**The free trial game that expires very quickly is very common on many pay sites, which offer demos of popular games that expire after a specific amount of usage time, counted in hours, times played, or days. Afterward, many member sites disallow users from downloading the demo again (or are allowed one or two more downloads), and the user must purchase the actual game.

=== Trivia===
*The font type of the phrase "There's more?? Why, yes." is the same [[font]] used on the [[Compy 386]].
*When the page was first released, the navigation buttons at the bottom of the page weren't there, like [[Under Construction]].
*The loading screen for the Trapdoor sample reads "loading free pay sample."
*Pressing '7' on the keyboard (or the numeric keypad) during the trial game will toggle the gray 'TRIAL VERSION' message. If it's onscreen, it will vanish. If it's not onscreen, it will appear. Holding down the 7 key rapidly toggles the message on and off. The 7 key has no effect at any other time.
*The screenshots on the first page show:
**Senor Cardgage showing a pie chart to Homestar, dressed in [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|his pajamas and robe]] from [[caper]].
**Strong Bad with the [[Lappy 486]] as The Cheat serves him Strong Sad's head on a platter.
**Strong Mad on [[The Couch]] wearing Homestar's Homestarmy bowl, next to Frank Bennedetto.
*The screenshots on the second page show:
**Strong Bad at the [[Tandy 400]] with Sterrance (from [[animal]]) in the foreground.
**Strong Bad destroying a city (à la [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]]).
**Strong Bad in front of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], which has gained Bubs's eyes and mouth.
*The third page has:
**A screenshot from [[StrongBadZone]] with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
**The boxes for the [[Videlectrix]] games [[Planet Alert!]] and [[Spaceshipper]].
**The sprite of Stinkoman from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**A screenshot from [[RhinoFeeder]].
**A screenshot from the Videlectrix game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*There is a [[HR:payplustile.jpg|background tile]] image, but it's only a tiny black line.
**The line actually gradients to grey as it nears the center, but in front of a default white background, it is almost impossible to see. When the image is tiled on a black background, then the gradient forms a line that can be seen.
*If Homestar made it only to five at the end of the Seven Second Trial, he was counting at the rate of one for every 1.4 seconds.
*Using a Flash decompiler, it is possible to see that The Brothers Chaps left ALL of the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|games menu]] in the 7 Second Trial Game instead of just the necessary objects.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#hunt the wumpus|hunt the wumpus]]".
*Except for the buttons and movie clips, all content featured on this toon are JPEGs.
*In the math problem shown in the screen shot of Rabbit Algebra, x = ±4.

=== Remarks ===
*Right clicking and selecting "play" will quickly advance you, page by page, to the very end of the presentation.
*None of the screenshots on the first two pages are from actual toons or emails. The StrongBadZone screenshot contains a quote not found in the game.
*Strong Bad is seen with the [[Tandy 400]] in one of the screenshots, with Sterrance from the email [[animal]] even though that was a [[Lappy 486]] era email.
*Homestar is shown standing on Strong Mad's head after falling through the trapdoor, yet in [[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[The Li'l Brudder Show]], and [[Toikey TV]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]] was shown to have a much higher ceiling.
**In [[SBCG4AP]], it is revealed that the computer room is on the top floor of the House of Strong, with an entire floor separating it from the basement, though the HomestarRunner.com universe has never been entirely consistent in terms of locations and distance.
**Additionally, it is first shown that only Homestar's feet fell through the hole, yet in the next scene it shows that half of his legs went through.
*If you shoot all the Homestars in the trial game, a second wave appears.
*On the first page, the right column of pictures is titled "Instant Access", but at the end, it states "You will receive your package in 6 - 8 weeks."
*The presentation refers to an "everybody dies" episode of [[Teen Girl Squad]]; however, at the time of this cartoon, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] had already included every character dying. Since then, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], an Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] have too.
*Uncharacteristic of fake pricing on the site, the annual payment is actually a better deal, as $12.95 monthly = $155.40 yearly.
*The "question box" on the Games page only allows for ten characters. It is also impossible to submit anything.
*You can access the "you will receive your package in 6-8 weeks" page without filling the form out.
*Even if you were a member, you wouldn't be able to login, as the loggin' box has nothing to click on.
*The price of the subscription changes from $12.95/month and $99.95/year on the first page to $19.95/month and $499.95/week.
*"View your shopping cart" cannot be clicked on.

===Goofs===
*Pressing the back button while watching the "Let's see a clip!" preview on page 2 will not make the Clip close, but it does close if you go back to page 2. This does not work if you hit "Show me more, sir!" or on any other of the previews.
**Though if you right click and click rewind while watching the other samples, it goes to the first section. It zooms in on the game.
*In the 7 second trial (which is actually 7.15 seconds long, according to counter), the counter in the corner is counting by seconds and then 60ths of seconds. If you watch it frame by frame in the Flash file, you can see the decimal counter is going at 5 60ths of a second per frame, which means the decimal goes up by 5 every frame. At the end of any second, the counter does not go from 55 to 0, it goes from 55 to 60, and then to 65 of the next number, and then to 10 of the next number.
*On the "The Email Show" page, in the middle of the screen, Strong Bad's eyes are a much lighter shade of green and have lost the shadow on the tops of his eyes.
*The black part of Sterrance's face mask is not present in his screen shot.
*In the Free Trial of the "Email Show" page, when Homestar has been caught in the trapdoor, his position on Strong Mad's head would be impossible.

=== Inside References ===
*This toon mentions [[Interactive Menus]].
*When your ship is destroyed in the trial game, the message "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" appears, with "head" changing to "ship" a split-second later. This is an obvious reference to [[StrongBadZone]] and another appearance of "[[A Splode]]"
*All the sprites in the trial game come from the secret games on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].
*The "cred" card shown on page five belongs to [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]], who is a member of the [[Superfied Credit Union]]. This is a reference to the [[credit card]] email and to the [[Downloads]] page.
*The Cheat uses a [[single-button remote control]].
*The phrase "Also, too" also appears in [[monster truck]].
*Cheerleader's shirt reads "Sperled rotten," an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"#"Oi" as "Er"|"Oi" pronounced "Er."]]

=== Real-World References ===
*The trial game resembles another Homestar Runner game, [[Armless Invaders]], which in turn resembles the arcade game [[Wikipedia:Space Invaders|Space Invaders]].
*"I'm a real boy!" is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Pinnochio|Pinocchio]], a wooden puppet who was turned "real" and made a similar remark in at least one version of the story.
*"I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!" and the #9 jersey are references to the movie [[IMDB:tt0112368|Angus]].

===Fast Forward===
*Bubs' Stand would turn into his head again in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*The line "Revamped for the '90s" would later be used in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], another April Fool's Day prank.

==DVD Version==
*Viewers can read the pages in any order.
*If you do not select anything for a while, the DVD will advance to the next page automatically.
*The Free Sample Game is not playable; instead, a video of the game being played is shown, with the [[Wikipedia:Nagware|nag screen]] still present.
*The form at the end can't be filled out or submitted.

==External Links==
*[[HR:payplus.html|view "PAY PLUS!"]]
*[[HR:payplus2.swf|view the Flash file for "PAY PLUS!"]]
*view the component Flash files for:
**[[HR:7seconds.swf|Homestar's Seven Seconds]]
**[[HR:sbsample.swf|Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample]]
**[[HR:SevenSecondTrialGame.swf|Trial Game "Homestar Invaders"]]
**[[HR:tgsample.swf|Teen Girl Squad Sample]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:April Fools]][[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!

2012-05-16T01:54:48Z

EASports: /* Inside References */ Fixed omission

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|payplus|Homestar Presents: Presents|Senorial Day}}
[[Image:Payplus.PNG|thumb|"Finally At Last!!!"]]

It's April Fool's day and—Oh no! [[HomestarRunner.com]] is now a subscription site!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|Strong Sad's Head]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Sterrance]], {{Film|Bubs}} ''(morphed into his concession stand)'', {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}} ''(silhouetted)'', {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{Film|The Wheelchair}}, [[Ready For Primetime]], {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, [[Mr. Shmallow]] ''(watermark)'', {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

''' Date:''' Friday, April 1, 2005

'''Page Title:''' Finally At Last!!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}} (Teen Girl Squad Sample only), [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==

===Page One===
<blockquote class=written>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
ONLY $12.95 MONTHLY! 
JUST $99.95 YEARLY! 
SIGN UP FOREVER! 
Interactive Menus!! 
*New annual fee! 
*The same content! 
*More banner ads! 
Free 7 second trial!! 
Join now! 
Subscriptions are the latest craze! 
Loggin' {a login box} 
Instant access! 
Take the tour!</blockquote>

====Homestar's Seven Seconds====
''{Cue Homestar standing in the field. A timer counts up in the bottom left corner of the screen starting at 0.10 seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One... two... three... four... fi-

''{The timer reaches 7.15; a buzzer goes off, and "TRIAL PERIOD OVER!" pops up on the screen.}''

===Page Two===
<blockquote>The Email Show! 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS! 
WEBCAM CHAT WITH THE CREATORS OR SOMEONE ELSE! 
Let's see a clip! 
SHOW ME MORE, SIR!</blockquote>

====Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample====

''{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy, flanked by the Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing on a brown trapdoor in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the Cheat, let 'er rip!

''{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. The trapdoor opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Woo! That was fun!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit. ''{Homestar starts a little dance with his feet, stepping back and forth gracefully.}'' ... Not a two-foot pit!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar's feet dancing on top of him.''}

'''STRONG MAD:''' I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!

===Page Three===
<blockquote>There's more?? Why, yes. 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
GEE-AMES! 
Pay for play!! 
Just pennies/pixel! 
Members plus, fool! 
Actual screenshots! 
Fake boxes 
HOURS OF STREAMING VIDEO GAME FEEDS 
FREE SAMPLE GAME 
"Sign Up Today Man" 
1 player simultaneous 
CHECK MARK! 
Continue Free Tour!</blockquote>

====Sample Game====
The free sample game resembles Space Invaders with Strong Bad against an army of Homestars coming out of the sky. The Cheat periodically falls from top to bottom and if he hits you, a message will appear saying "YOUR"
"HEAD" (changes to SHIP a second later)
"ASPLODE". Trying to play the game is difficult because the screen continually flashes the message "TRIAL VERSION", locking the game controls. The game also automatically closes itself after the 14th  "TRIAL VERSION" screen, keeping you from advancing.
Using the cheat described below, it is possible to eliminate all of the Homestars, but this only results in a new set of Homestars appearing, and nothing else.

===Page Four===
<blockquote>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
So Much More!! 
 
SWEET CUPPIN CAKES 
A New Episode Each Week! 
Meet Eh! Steve!'s Lawyer! 
Win a chance to have lunch with the Worm-type character! 
 
teenage girl show! 
Revamped for the 90's. 
More humor! Finer dining! 
See the unaired pilot, the holiday special, and the 'everybody dies' episodes! 
 
And also, too: 
Answering Machines out the wazoo 
Powered by The Cheat-athons! 
Senor Cardgage Wednesdays 
Mr. Shmallow's Webcam 
 
Extra free sample here! 
On the Tour?</blockquote>

====Teen Girl Squad Sample====

''{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!

''{Enter Eh! Steve!, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{speech bubble fills with hearts}'' Hey, Steven!

'''EH! STEVE!:''' Eh! Steve!

''{Cut to Wheelchair}''

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's whooooooooooo!

''{Arrow'd Guy, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a realistic drawing of a wheelchair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' GOOD DRAWINGED!

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'm a real boy!

''{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' It's over!

===Page Five===
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''{After about 15 seconds, you are returned to [[Main Page 19]].}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*The entire April Fool's site is a spoof of the preview pages on many pay-sites on the Internet: the trial videos, the free tour that ends with a sign-up page, the tacky design and layout, and the "streaming video game feeds" all mimic said pages.
**The second page claims "ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS!" when there were only 127 emails at the time it was posted. This spoofs how subscription sites often flagrantly misrepresent their content. However, this may be a reference to a perk of subscribing (viewing unaired Strong Bad E-mails).
**A recent trend for Internet entertainment sites (especially game sites) is to be free for a few years, and then the owners initiate a pay-to-play policy. Perhaps this April Fool's joke was done so the Homestar Runner site would fit the trend.
**The free trial game that expires very quickly is very common on many pay sites, which offer demos of popular games that expire after a specific amount of usage time, counted in hours, times played, or days. Afterward, many member sites disallow users from downloading the demo again (or are allowed one or two more downloads), and the user must purchase the actual game.

=== Trivia===
*The font type of the phrase "There's more?? Why, yes." is the same [[font]] used on the [[Compy 386]].
*When the page was first released, the navigation buttons at the bottom of the page weren't there, like [[Under Construction]].
*The loading screen for the Trapdoor sample reads "loading free pay sample."
*Pressing '7' on the keyboard (or the numeric keypad) during the trial game will toggle the gray 'TRIAL VERSION' message. If it's onscreen, it will vanish. If it's not onscreen, it will appear. Holding down the 7 key rapidly toggles the message on and off. The 7 key has no effect at any other time.
*The screenshots on the first page show:
**Senor Cardgage showing a pie chart to Homestar, dressed in [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|his pajamas and robe]] from [[caper]].
**Strong Bad with the [[Lappy 486]] as The Cheat serves him Strong Sad's head on a platter.
**Strong Mad on [[The Couch]] wearing Homestar's Homestarmy bowl, next to Frank Bennedetto.
*The screenshots on the second page show:
**Strong Bad at the [[Tandy 400]] with Sterrance (from [[animal]]) in the foreground.
**Strong Bad destroying a city (à la [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]]).
**Strong Bad in front of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], which has gained Bubs's eyes and mouth.
*The third page has:
**A screenshot from [[StrongBadZone]] with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
**The boxes for the [[Videlectrix]] games [[Planet Alert!]] and [[Spaceshipper]].
**The sprite of Stinkoman from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**A screenshot from [[RhinoFeeder]].
**A screenshot from the Videlectrix game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*There is a [[HR:payplustile.jpg|background tile]] image, but it's only a tiny black line.
**The line actually gradients to grey as it nears the center, but in front of a default white background, it is almost impossible to see. When the image is tiled on a black background, then the gradient forms a line that can be seen.
*If Homestar made it only to five at the end of the Seven Second Trial, he was counting at the rate of one for every 1.4 seconds.
*Using a Flash decompiler, it is possible to see that The Brothers Chaps left ALL of the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|games menu]] in the 7 Second Trial Game instead of just the necessary objects.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#hunt the wumpus|hunt the wumpus]]".
*Except for the buttons and movie clips, all content featured on this toon are JPEGs.
*In the math problem shown in the screen shot of Rabbit Algebra, x = ±4.

=== Remarks ===
*Right clicking and selecting "play" will quickly advance you, page by page, to the very end of the presentation.
*None of the screenshots on the first two pages are from actual toons or emails. The StrongBadZone screenshot contains a quote not found in the game.
*Strong Bad is seen with the [[Tandy 400]] in one of the screenshots, with Sterrance from the email [[animal]] even though that was a [[Lappy 486]] era email.
*Homestar is shown standing on Strong Mad's head after falling through the trapdoor, yet in [[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[The Li'l Brudder Show]], and [[Toikey TV]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]] was shown to have a much higher ceiling.
**In [[SBCG4AP]], it is revealed that the computer room is on the top floor of the House of Strong, with an entire floor separating it from the basement, though the HomestarRunner.com universe has never been entirely consistent in terms of locations and distance.
**Additionally, it is first shown that only Homestar's feet fell through the hole, yet in the next scene it shows that half of his legs went through.
*If you shoot all the Homestars in the trial game, a second wave appears.
*On the first page, the right column of pictures is titled "Instant Access", but at the end, it states "You will receive your package in 6 - 8 weeks."
*The presentation refers to an "everybody dies" episode of [[Teen Girl Squad]]; however, at the time of this cartoon, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] had already included every character dying. Since then, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], an Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] have too.
*Uncharacteristic of fake pricing on the site, the annual payment is actually a better deal, as $12.95 monthly = $155.40 yearly.
*The "question box" on the Games page only allows for ten characters. It is also impossible to submit anything.
*You can access the "you will receive your package in 6-8 weeks" page without filling the form out.
*Even if you were a member, you wouldn't be able to login, as the loggin' box has nothing to click on.
*The price of the subscription changes from $12.95/month and $99.95/year on the first page to $19.95/month and $499.95/week.
*"View your shopping cart" cannot be clicked on.

===Goofs===
*Pressing the back button while watching the "Let's see a clip!" preview on page 2 will not make the Clip close, but it does close if you go back to page 2. This does not work if you hit "Show me more, sir!" or on any other of the previews.
**Though if you right click and click rewind while watching the other samples, it goes to the first section. It zooms in on the game.
*In the 7 second trial (which is actually 7.15 seconds long, according to counter), the counter in the corner is counting by seconds and then 60ths of seconds. If you watch it frame by frame in the Flash file, you can see the decimal counter is going at 5 60ths of a second per frame, which means the decimal goes up by 5 every frame. At the end of any second, the counter does not go from 55 to 0, it goes from 55 to 60, and then to 65 of the next number, and then to 10 of the next number.
*On the "The Email Show" page, in the middle of the screen, Strong Bad's eyes are a much lighter shade of green and have lost the shadow on the tops of his eyes.
*The black part of Sterrance's face mask is not present in his screen shot.
*In the Free Trial of the "Email Show" page, when Homestar has been caught in the trapdoor, his position on Strong Mad's head would be impossible.

=== Inside References ===
*This toon mentions [[Interactive Menus]].
*When your ship is destroyed in the trial game, the message "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" appears, with "head" changing to "ship" a split-second later. This is an obvious reference to [[StrongBadZone]] and another appearance of "[[A Splode]]"
*All the sprites in the trial game come from the secret games on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].
*The "cred" card shown on page five belongs to [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]], who is a member of the [[Superfied Credit Union]]. This is a reference to the [[credit card]] email and to the [[Downloads]] page.
*The Cheat uses a [[single-button remote control]].
*The phrase "Also, too" also appears in [[monster truck]].
*Cheerleader's shirt reads "Sperled rotten," an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"#"Oi" as "Er"|"Oi" pronounced "Er"]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The trial game resembles another Homestar Runner game, [[Armless Invaders]], which in turn resembles the arcade game [[Wikipedia:Space Invaders|Space Invaders]].
*"I'm a real boy!" is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Pinnochio|Pinocchio]], a wooden puppet who was turned "real" and made a similar remark in at least one version of the story.
*"I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!" and the #9 jersey are references to the movie [[IMDB:tt0112368|Angus]].

===Fast Forward===
*Bubs' Stand would turn into his head again in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*The line "Revamped for the '90s" would later be used in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], another April Fool's Day prank.

==DVD Version==
*Viewers can read the pages in any order.
*If you do not select anything for a while, the DVD will advance to the next page automatically.
*The Free Sample Game is not playable; instead, a video of the game being played is shown, with the [[Wikipedia:Nagware|nag screen]] still present.
*The form at the end can't be filled out or submitted.

==External Links==
*[[HR:payplus.html|view "PAY PLUS!"]]
*[[HR:payplus2.swf|view the Flash file for "PAY PLUS!"]]
*view the component Flash files for:
**[[HR:7seconds.swf|Homestar's Seven Seconds]]
**[[HR:sbsample.swf|Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample]]
**[[HR:SevenSecondTrialGame.swf|Trial Game "Homestar Invaders"]]
**[[HR:tgsample.swf|Teen Girl Squad Sample]]

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== The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards ==
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] won in the Best Use of Flash category at [http://www.ccawards.com/2004.htm "The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards"]

==Choice of Games: Dragon==
This game asks "Why do you want to start with the nearest village?" One of the choices is "I just want to burn peasants! (And their thatched-roof Cottages). This is a direct reference to [[Trogdor]]

==The $39 Experiment==
On a site called [http://www.the39dollarexperiment.com The $39 Experiment] a man named Tom Locke sent 100 letters to 100 companies asking for free stuff. In [http://www.the39dollarexperiment.com/march15.htm one letter] to "Del Monte Pet Products" Tom claims that he has a dog named [[Li'l Brudder]].
== 8-Bit Theater ==
*In [http://www.nuklearpower.com/redmage21.php Twinkin' out with RedMage 21:Errata!], a once-weekly advice column, a reader inquires: "How does strong bad type with boxing gloves"


== 8BitJoystick.com ==
In [http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_how_to_burn_xbox_games_and_copy_protected_cds.php this article] about how to literally burn CDs, the author notes to "burn it properly like Trogdor burninates the peasants."

== Addicting Games ==
*[http://www.addictinggames.com The site] features [[Stinkoman 20X6]] and [[TROGDOR!]]
*[[Awexome Cross]] and [[Population: Tire]] were on the site before it was redesigned.
*In the game [http://www.addictinggames.com/trackmaster.html Track Master], if you get a good score it says good jorb.
*In the game [http://www.http://www.addictinggames.com/slacker2.html Slacker 2], after you beat the game there is an epilogue, and if you zoom in on Slacker's nametag, it has a picture of [[Homestar Runner]].
* In the game [http://www.addictinggames.com/scribble2.html Scribble 2], Level 17 you draw an arrow, and the description reads "Arrow'd."
* In The game [http://www.addictinggames.com/dressupbarack.html Dress Up Barack], of the things you can put on Barack Obama, a Strong Bad Mask and Boxing Gloves are avalible. If you enter this code then you will see Barack as Strong Bad: {d:5013,c:hat,y:0.849999999999994,x:29.7,mc:hat009},{d:4011,c:glasses,y:209.75,x:-8.19999999999999,mc:glasses009},{d:4012,c:glasses,y:208,x:91.85,mc:glasses008},{f:2,mc:_level0.background_mc},{d:2007,c:pants,y:196.65,x:27.55,mc:pants005}
*For the game Terrascape, when it was displayed in the new features, it said "Do you fight for good, or awesome?".
*In the description for [http://www.addictinggames.com/portalflashversion.html Portal Flash Version] it asks "Do you has?"

== All Your Base parody list ==
The [http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/ayb.htm TmsT Zero Wing Parodies Emporium] features "[http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/allyourstrongbad.htm All Your HomeStarRunner are belong to Trogdor]".
== Amazing Superpowers ==
[[Image:amazingsuperpowers.PNG|thumb|right|50px]]
*The websites logo, at one point, will change to a white worm wearing a red and blue beanie, and a red star shirt.
*In the comic [http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/08/the-time-machine/ time machine], the machine reads '20X8', an obvious reference to [[20X6]].

==An Audience With O-Kami-Sama-sama==
The blog post for [http://doyoulovepuppiesido.blogspot.com/2008/12/man-of-mystery.html December 3, 2008], entitled "man of mystery", is a screenshot from [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]. The screenshotw was specifically the room with its lights off and the shades open, and the screen was cropped around the door, while keeping the window in full view. The title of the blog post links to the game.

==Animalxing.com==
*On the [http://www.animalxing.com/patternsv3/textures.php Textures] page, They have many Homestar related designs such as Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, etc. that can be found by typing in the search box.
*An image of [[Strong Bad]] to be used on the Animal Crossing cat, Blanca, appears [http://www.animalxing.com/blanca_ah.php here.]

==AsherWycoff.com==
The site's [http://www.asherwycoff.com/audio/ 403 (Forbidden) error page] contains a picture of the gatekeeper from the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] saying, "Access to this directory is strictly for peasants!" The error page's title reads, "More like... Rather Homely!" which is also a reference to the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].

== Atari Age ==
At [http://www.atariage.com this site], someone hacked the Atari "Donkey Kong" game. Player, Enemy, and Object sprites have been changed to resemble characters from Homestar Runner. [http://www.atariage.com/hack_page.html?SystemID=2600&SoftwareHackID=186 You can find it here].

==Aviary.com==
In the [http://aviary.com/flash/aviary/index.aspx?tid=4&fguid=50a4d474-f67c-102b-b565-0030488e168c&raven Raven image editor window], the title of the page is "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes WIP"

== BB-Spot-''Which website are you?'' ==
In the [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz.php website personality test] at www.bbspot.com, one of the [http://bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz_all.html possible answers] you can get is [[homestarrunner.com]].

== Best Page In The Universe ==
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In [http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html one article], Maddox rants about the amount of emails he gets, and remarks "I know there are other big websites out there that generate a lot of email (my sympathies to the Chapman brothers)". This must mean he is aware of homestarrunner.com, and according to his book signing tour in 2006, he likes Strong Bad.

== Bethesda Game Studio Forums ==
* On the [http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/ Bethesda Game Studio Forums] you can add a [http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/style_emoticons/default/cheat.gif The Cheat emoticon] to your posts.

==Brooks TV==
* Homestar can be seen in the bottom left panel in ''[http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6577/brookstvcspg10ky.gif this]'' comic. Also in that panel, it says "fall[['d]] off!", a reference to Teen Girl Squad.
* The main character, Brooks, kills Strong Bad by order of Homestar in a comic which can be seen [http://brooxweb.deviantart.com/art/BTV-STRIP-Stwong-Bayd-35785234 here].
* In [http://btv.porplemontage.com/strips/BTV_STRIP_bighead.gif this] comic, Brooks mentions Butt IQ when answering fan mail.

== Bryan Waterman Interview ==
Bryan Waterman, who does the series "''[http://www.watermanstudios.com Waterman]''" had an interview and he mentioned the best internet cartoon was Homestar Runner:
<blockquote>
:''Who is your favorite flash movie artist or flash artists if you have more than one? What are some of your favorite flash movie series?''

:'''BRYAN WATERMAN:''' Above all else Homestar Runner not only do I love the cartoon, Mike and Matt are two good friends of mine. Bonus Stage is another one I really like and I do look forward to Joseph's animations.
</blockquote>
[http://www.medaverse.com/modules.php?name=Sections&op=viewarticle&artid=2&page=2 See It Here]

== Bulbapedia ==
The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Template:Main_Page&action=edit source page] for Bulbapedia's Main Page lists source codes for past Main Pages created and used for certain holidays and events. The Main Page for the 4th of July is listed under "[[Happy Fireworks]] Main Page" and the Christmas Main Page is under "[[Decemberween]] Main Page".

== Burning Sand ==
A Trogdor icon was made in the Burning Sand thread in the Falling Sand Game Forum. You can find the page that displays the icon [http://fallingsandgame.com/viewtopic.php?t=3431&p=59660 here] and you can download the most recent version of Burning Sand [http://siebn.de/index.php?page=burningsand/download here].

== Buzzin ==
*This is a page full of strange Google suggestions, look under the, "my head" suggestion, one of them says "my head asplode" with 23,000 results. -------->[http://buzzinn.net/shocking-google-search-results/ HERE]

== BZPower ==
*There is a whole section under the forum 'Completely Off Topic' dedicated completely to Homestar Runner.

*There is a Homestar Runner Chimrou Kit being made out of Dark709's Chimrou Kit by member Kafei Vachu. However, he has stopped production on it, and is waiting for some things to clear up, first, before he continues.

*There are also several other instances in which a line or two from HSR is mentioned. Mostly, it is in comedies and comics, such as Dark709's.

== Charm City Cakes ==
At [http://www.charmcitycakes.com/ Charm City Cakes] one of the cakes in the Kids Stuffs page is titled "Trogdor". The cake, however, does not resemble Trogdor at all.

== Charlie Clay And The Clay Crew ==
At [http://www.freewebs.com/charlieclay/ this site] created by [http://www.freewebs.com/tehcartoonistproductions/ Teh Cartoonist Productions], all of Season 1's episodes contain Homestar cameos.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209220516.gif&s=x4 Episode 1] A Trogdor arcade game can be seen behind the Sonic arcade game that the crew is playing.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209253732.gif&s=x4 Episode 2] The crew finds a gray monster, but when they put the flashlight on it, they find out it is actually Homestar and he helps them get their power back.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2915224932.gif&s=x2 Episode 3] Jacob wears Homestar's shoes and gets beat up by Homestar, the text "ROCK'D" pops up when Charlie is hit by a rock in the head, the text "ROCK'D AGAIN!" pops up as a guy who commented the grammar error gets a rock thrown at his head, and Trogdor gets defeated by Charlie doing homing attack on him.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=2/3916110594.gif&s=x7 Episode 4] "Thief'd" is the episode name and Homestar gets stolen by the thief.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=3/6215223823.gif&s=x10 Episode 5] Homestar escapes from the thief with Charlie.

== Choose your own change ==
If you submit a story to [http://www.cyoc.net Choose Your Own Change], the following message appears: "Your article has been received... If Instructions on the previous page have been followed your story will be posted soon, if not it will be [[DELETED|baleeted!]]"

==Chris Creamer's Sports Logo Page==

A few years ago, on the board for Chris Creamer's Sports Logo page, someome did a custom logo based on Trogdor. website is chriscreamer.com.

== CNET Webware 100 ==
On 18 June, 2007, CNET published a [http://www.webware.com/html/ww/100.html listing of the top 100 Web applications]. Homestar Runner [http://www.webware.com/8301-13546_109-9729509-29.html was one of the ten selected] for the Entertainment category.

== Comcast.net ==
[[Image:Comcast Homestar.PNG|thumb|It's Dot Net!]]
On June 10th, 2004, homestarrunner.com was featured on [http://www.comcast.net Comcast.net's] main page as the icon for its "FUN FOR ALL AGES" news article, where [[Homestar Runner]]'s image was displayed, along with a link to the website and [[The Brothers Chaps]]' meeting with G4TechTV.

== Crash Mania ==
The ALT text for the bottom left image of [http://crashmania.topcities.com/scrbash-2.htm this page] reads "I just lost my [[jenga]] jam", a reference to Homsar's line in [[Where's The Cheat?]]

== CubeeCraft.com==
Website that specializes on [[Wikipedia:Paper model|papercraft]] models of characters, [http://cubeecraft.com cubeecraft.com]. One of the models you can create is [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/strongbad].

==DaiKaiju Acadamy==
*In the DaiKaiju Acadamy art section of [[Comic Sightings#Twisted Kaiju Theater|Twisted Kaiju Theater]]/neomonsterisland.com, [http://www.neomonsterisland.com/daikaijuacadamy/heisei/dizzy/dizzy.html Dizzy's profile] lists under her dislikes the fact that "[[Wikipedia:Red Lobster|Red Lobster]]" restaurants give her the [[jibblies]].

==Dan Brown's Universe==
*In Episode 10 of [http://blog.danbrownsuniverse.com/ Dan Brown's Universe] Dan is asked "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"
*In Episode 12 David wears a Stinkoman t-shirt.

== Dance Dance Immolation ==
On a site for Dance Dance Immolation, a flaming DDR, a gallery contains a picture of a man on fire with the caption "BURNINATED!!". [http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/album05?page=3]

== Dangerskew ==
*A Flash developer on [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Black Sheep], Dangerskew, is a reference to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].
*Some of the games developed by this author are [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cheeserobots Attack of the Cheese Eating Robots], [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/industry Industry], and [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/redlight Red Light].

==deviantART==
*A fan made a Flash animation for the [http://orcasnack-garth.deviantart.com/art/Homestar-America-the-Beautiful-170247003 Fourth of July], although a couple days late.

==Devon M==
*In [http://devonm.com/cartoons/summer-song Summer Song], the grave reads "1996 - [[20X6]]."

== Double-Tongued Word Wrester ==
Neolinguist Grant Barrett has done an [http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/comments/3102/ entry on "asplode"] on his site. It looks like "asplode" was not coined by the Brothers Chaps, but he agrees that "This term was popularized in 2004 by the character Strong Bad on the HomestarRunner web site."

== Duct Tape Guys ==
At [http://www.ducttapeguys.com DuctTapeGuys.com] on [http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/fashion/accessories/accessories1.html this]
webpage there is a picture of a duct tape backpack featuring Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Homestar.

== Ebolaworld.com ==
In a parody of the video game Night Trap, Homestar can sometimes be seen in empty rooms. Usually the bedroom.
The game can be found [http://www.ebolaworld.com/movies/tacoman/07.html here]
In the Halloween episode (Found in the Taco-Man DVD.) Homestar appears at the door after Smokey, the cigarette.
In the 2nd episode of Ask Taco-Man, he appears to be checking one of his emails the Strong Bad way. Homestar appears to be mistaken for Strong Bad insted of Taco Man.

== The Escapist ==
On an [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/2355-White-Knight-Chronicles-Part-1 episode] of [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable Unskippable], a weekly show where Graham Stark and Paul Saunders mock video game cut-scenes, they claim a man draped in a hood sounds like [[Senor Cardgage]].

== Etsy ==
In this handmade craft site there are several Homestar Runner character pendants.

== Engrish.com ==
The image featured on [http://www.engrish.com/2006/10/battery-instructions/ this page] is Strong Bad's "Eating Five Batteries" illustration from [[english paper]].

== Episode Comparisons ==
The anime episode comparison site [http://mmpu.smuncensored.com/ Mew Mew Power Uncensored] sometimes uses the term [[DELETED|Baleeted]] and frequently uses the Teen Girl Squad-esque term [[-'d|DELET'D]] in their comparisons to say when a scene was cut out.

== Eric Conveys an Emotion ==
*Eric at [http://www.emotioneric.com Eric Conveys an Emotion] got together with The Brothers Chaps for a rough and tumble game of football, complete with Eric's warped and hilarious sense of humor. See a step-by-step progression of [http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=thefootballgame The Game]. On page 1 [[Trogdor]] is in the background, on page 2 [[The Ugly One]] is in the background, on page 3 [[Old-Timey Homestar]] is in the background, on page 4 Homestar is in the background, on page 5 [[Strong Bad]] is in the background, on page 6, [[The Cheat]] is actually in the foreground, on page 7, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]] and a keg of [[Melonade]] are in the background, and on page 8, [[Stinkoman]] is in the background.
*Also, in "Getting a great idea... while falling to your doom" Eric has a [[Homsar]] shirt on. [http://www.emotioneric.com/greatideafalldoom.jpg greatideafalldoom.jpg]
*In one episode, Eric gets a job at [[Videlectrix]]. [http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=theinterview]

== Europa Universalis Forums ==
This site has a large number of fanfiction entries for Paradox Entertainment games, such as Europa Universalis and Hearts of Iron. The author Prufrock451 put a "Private Benedetto" in [http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=204565 this] Hearts of Iron 2 After Action Report. He's told to "keep that mess down".

==Factorize==
One of their randomized slogans reads "_______ can count to purple." A reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].

==Fail!==
On the FAQ page of [http://fail.comicgenesis.com/faqs.html this] website, the ever-popular boxing glove question is asked.

== Fake Domain Registration Info ==
The [http://whois.webhosting.info/OLENE.NET. registration information] provided for "olene.net" references [[Mundelow]], [[Schenectady Crispies]], [[some kinda robot|Abdi LaRue]], [[Cheap as Free]], [[cheat talk|Cory, ND]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Free Country, USA]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Coach Z's Locker Room|his locker room]].

== FeedBurner ==
[[Image:FeedBurner_Sighting.png|thumb|We're totally crushing]]
On the [http://www.feedburner.com FeedBurner] website, in the section in which you can manage your feeds, random messages show up. One of them is this: "To the nearly 140,000 customers using FeedBurner... we are [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html totally crushing] (in a good way)." The link takes you to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]].

== Fhqwhgads.com ==
The entire website is a copy of the 9th sbemail, i love you, except for mousing over the place where one would type brings up the flashing white phrase, 'OMG PRIZE', which turns out to be a link to the fhqwhgads music video.
[http://www.fhqwhgads.com Here is the link.] {{inlinecontentwarning|'''rapidly flashing lights'''|If you have epilepsy/sensitivity to flashing lights, do not view this page.}} (site currently down)

== Finding Sushi ==
In Part 4 of Finding Sushi, the opening is a complete rip-off of the email [[senior prom]], with JarJar(Bubbles) getting his very own cartoon show, very akin to The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon show, complete with matching music. The first segment involves Marlin checking an email that is very similar to the sbemail [[different town]]. A music video is then done with The Different Town Song. Also, When Yoda throws the rocks at Nemo, the "Throw baby" sound clip from [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] plays. Also, in Part 5, [[Homsar]]s quote "Alms for the pudgy" from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] and [[Coach Z]]s quote "JEAOOOOOOOOORB" from [[A Jorb Well Done]] is used in the fake intermissions. Both have been apparently removed by the owner on YouTube.

== Flame Warriors ==
The [http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm entry for Garble] includes a reference to a certain [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|infamous question often asked of Strong Bad]].

== Flipnote Hatena ==
*A [http://flipnote.hatena.com/9BB91E601E2E7DA7@DSi/movie/2E7DA7_0877673E336CC_001 Flipnote] of [[gimmicks]] was created.

== Flying Omelette's Kitchen ==
*According to [http://www.flyingomelette.com/ this site], Strong Bad may have been switched at birth with Viewtiful Joe or the Red Power Ranger as found in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities45.html this article] .
*Also, The Cheat is compared to Pikachu in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities31.html this article].

== For The Win Lite ==
* One "figurine" that a player can obtain in this web-based game is "AL-[[20X6]]". [http://www.ftwgame.com/lite/index.php The site]
* Another is "[[Trogdor|Trogados]]", who is a dragon-like "Seizumon" with a beefy arm sticking out of his neck.

== The Force.net Humor ==
At a Star Wars Fansite's humor section one of their "Top 46 lists" titled 'Top 47 lesser known goals of the evil empire' says "Secret co-production of Dangeresque 1, 2, & 3" at number 8. [http://www.theforce.net/humor/topten/ct10_lesser_known_goals_pt1.asp The List] [http://www.theforce.net/humor The Site]

==Forum Stage==
On the main page, the description for episode 1 is "Idiot gets sucked into the internet creating a cartoon so bad, [[Homestar Runner]] died." It can be seen [http://www.editthis.info/FSwiki/Internet here.]

==The Four Word Film Review==
One of the reviews for [http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=63 Mars Attacks!] contains the review "Their hed a splode".

== Fred The Monkey ==
[http://www.fredthemonkey.com/ Fred the Monkey.com] is a Flash animation site that is greatly influenced by Homestar Runner. It's been around for six years now. Like Homestar Runner, the site features a "First Time Here"-video and a mailbag, very much like Strong Bad's e-mail, and in the sixteenth mailbag, he comments on how he gets a lot of emails from people pretending to be Strong Bad. Also, in the second mailbag, Sceb receives an email commenting about how FredTheMonkey.com reminds the sender of HomestarRunner.com. Another similarity is that certain characters are able to pick up and manipulate objects without having visible arms. However, in one of the earlier mailbags, it is explicitly explained that these characters do in fact possess psychic powers. Another more obvious reference is displayed in [http://www.fredthemonkey.com/cartoons/reviewSM2.html this toon], where Fred The Monkey wears a Strong Bad mask at the end. Also, during the end credits, it says that " Strong Bad is (obviously) property of h*r".

== Fruitcake MIDI ==
Dr. Fruitcake, a famous video game music sequencer and remixer, has created a song called "The Occasional Beat (Strong Bad Remix)" in tribute to [[new hands]]. Check the song out [http://www.fcmidi.net/mp3/drf_bw_beat.mp3 here]. [http://www.fcmidi.net Fruitcake MIDI]

== Funny Junk ==
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*The image [http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4040/Pandas+Need+Protecting/ here] depicts a Panda holding a machine gun with the [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] logo below it.

== Funny Part ==
[http://www.funnypart.com Funny part], a website with numerous funny pictures, cartoons, and jokes, had [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues 2 and 3 on their website, though they have since been removed. 

== Funny or DIE ==
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[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f64f05a068/homestar-runner-drunk-available-from-brentalfloss This] video, which is a fan-animation by brentalfloss, depicts a recently-dumped-by-Marzipan Homestar as a drunk, making a video for an online dating service apparently run by Bubs.

== FunOrb ==
In the game Miner Disturbance, death by volcano explosion can yield the message "Burninated."

== Futurama Madhouse ==
At the [http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar Futurama Madhouse], they have a regular feature on "Uses for a hacker".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack498.png Use #498] is entitled "Homsar's Translator" and features everyone's favorite blue midget Homestar, [[Homsar]]! An obvious reference to [[for kids]].
**The copyright reads "© [[Tandy 400]], [[The Brothers Chaps|Chapman Bros]]".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack667.png Use #667] is entitled "Homestar Runner's Evil Twin", and features, just that.
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack669.png Use #669], entitled "Strong Bad's Torture Victims Who Misspell Repeetedli", is the latest Homestar-related use for a hacker.

== G4TV ==
When under construction, the official site for [http://www.g4tv.com G4TV] displayed an error message which read [http://www.g4tv.com/errored.html?eventlog_key=1776941 "ERROR'ed!"]

==Gamecheetz==
*Homestar Runner is mentioned on the [http://www.gamecheetz.com GameCheetz] [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Links.html link] page under "Excellent Humorous Sites".
*In the comic [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=15692 "Buzz Buzz"], there's a caption in the 7th frame that reads "If you don't recognize this, then you need to go to homestarrunner.com".
*One of the Forum avatars is a picture of Ilko's head.

== GameFAQs ==
*On the [http://www.gamefaqs.com GameFAQs] video game database, there are pages for [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/922153.html here] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/928815.html here], where each game has user-submitted walkthroughs, reviews and more, as well as its own message board.
*Homestar Runner is listed as a company [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/company/75484.html here].
*Also, The Unofficial Homestarrunner board can be found [http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=575567 here.]
*On April Fools 2006, a [http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2333 poll] on GameFAQs listed a series of internet phrases, one of which being "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE".
*In the [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/2244.html list] of top 10 box art misrepresentations], # 10 mentions "Often, you'll find epic drawings of spaceships and dragons on a cover, only to find they've been reduced to mediocre triangles and 'fhwqwgads' [sic] within the game."

== The Game Rag ==
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In [http://www.thegamerag.com/archives/2006/07/feature_my_24_hours_with_g4tv_2.php My 24 Hours With G4TV], the author writes at 3am: "[I]t's late and I'm getting tired. I begin to go slightly insane, and draw [[Trogdor]] on the bottom of my foot." A [http://www.thegamerag.com/pics/Foot1.jpg photo] of his drawing is included in the article, sans wings.

== GamesRadar ==
[http://www.gamesradar.com/us/index.jsp GamesRadar] featured a video for [[Wikipedia:Ultimate Ninja 2|Ultimate Ninja 2]] with the headline "Burninate!"

== Gamespot ==
In [http://www.gamespot.com Gamespot]'s review for [http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing], several Series 1 Homestar Runner figurines can be seen on the reviewer's desk.

== The Geek Show ==
On ''[http://www.thegeekshow.com/ The Geek Show]'', Strong Bad Emails are frequently shown as an example of "What's funny on the internet." They have played "[[japanese cartoon]]", "[[dullard]]", "[[theme party]]" and "[[Strong Bad Sings]]" on their show.

== Gizmodo ==
A picture of Strong Bad is shown on a [http://gizmodo.com/5637954/a-week-with-the-new-ipods 4th generation iPod Touch]. 
In the news story about the [http://gizmodo.com/5416085/fossil-palindrome-too-watch-is-one-suspicious-character Fossil Palindrome Too], the watch is compared to "the face of a monster or a Homestar Runner character." 
In describing the [http://gizmodo.com/380039/trashbot-is-son-of-bigdog-phil-collins-and-homestar-runner Trashbot], Gizmodo throws in a couple H*R puns and the Youtube video of [[crying]], for good measure. 
In a [http://gizmodo.com/276723/iphone-file-system-hacked-custom-ringtones-to-come-soon news story] about the iPhone's file system being hacked, Gizmodo adds, "like Strong Bad would say: P0wned!" 
The [http://gizmodo.com/241659/dlo-homedock-deluxe-hands-on-the-best-tvipod-dock-yet DLO Homedock Deluxe] is tested by watching a few [[Strong Bad Emails]]. 
While reviewing the [http://gizmodo.com/179731/iriver-e10-reviewed-verdict-cnexcellent iRiver E10], it is mentioned that one can watch Homestar Runner videos with it on-the-go. 
The [http://gizmodo.com/173381/homestar-sega-planetarium-compy-386 Homestar Sega Planetarium Compy 386's] name is compared to Strong Bad's own [[Compy 386]].

== Golo Theme song ==
In this [http://web.mac.com/davidgonzalez3/iWeb/Site/Podcast/A3D987B8-0E97-4554-9478-C563F78E60F4.html song], D.J Silver and his little brother Diego both mention the email [[privileges]].

== Google ==
*During development, [[Wikipedia:Google Page Creator|Google Page Creator]] was codenamed "[[Trogdor]]".
*On an episode of Google Current, the host (Conor Knighton) wears a Strong Bad shirt. [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8426498908161701167 Video]
*The [http://www.google.com/ig/directory Google Personalized Home Page Content Directory] contains a [http://www.google.com/ig/directory?num=24&url=http://www.interglacial.com/rss/homestar.rss Homestar Runner piece] that you can add to your personalized home page.

==HALOLZ==
*A person submitted a pitcure of the Milkman from the game [[Wikipedia:Pyschonauts|Psychonauts]] with a caption with altered lyrics of [[Trogdor (song)]].

== Hardcore Gaming 101 ==
In the [http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/bioniccommando/bioniccommando.htm Bionic Commando article], the writer mentions a "strong Badd" (the name of the enemy army), and then proceeds to laugh over his gag and pointing it out.

== Head Injury Theater ==
* During February '05, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/Holy%20Cccccrap%20jared%20hindman%202.jpg Strong Bad as a snake, strangling Homestar.]
* During March '05, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/Burnination%20jared%20hindman.jpg Trogdor.]
* During "Art Crash Desperation", Jared painted a [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/strongbad%20asylum%20jared%20hindman.jpg bizarre painting of Strong Bad] after the suggestion "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
* During October '07, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/hallo%2007%20trogdor%20jared%20hindman.jpg Trogdor again.]
* October '08, Jared made the [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/halloween%202008%20marzipumpkin.jpg Marzipumpkin], the last of a series of surreal jack-o-lanterns.

== Holy Bibble ==
* On the comic page of comic [http://www.holybibble.net/index.php?id=93 #93], Cannan mentions "Every time somebody gets burninated in Holy Bibble, I get the most awesome dreams..."

== Homokaasu.org ==
*A Homestar Runner [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1331 wall-size printout] demonstrating homokaasu.org's Rasterbator software (Web service)
*A [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1279 printout of The Cheat] is also used as another example.

== IGN ==
*The image behind the Nintendo Wi-Fi Registration Tool is from a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic in [http://ds.ign.com/articles/665/665128p1.html this article].
*In the Animal Crossing: Wild World video review at the 2:52 mark, there is a selection screen where you pick the design for your clothes. There are three Homestar inspired designs, including the red star shirt, a Homestar head, and Strong Bad. The video selection page is found [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vids_1.html here], and the actual video is on the top left, or [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vid_1341240.html here.]
*Concerning a Video Game Law in Oklahoma, IGN titled the article "Oklahoma Burninates Game Law" found [http://wii.ign.com/articles/738/738882p1.html here].
*IGN mentions Homestarrunner.com in their [http://ds.ign.com/articles/802/802002p1.html review] of the Nintendo DS Web Browser.
*In a 20-year Game Boy retrospective found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GErk7fMiatQ here], one of the speakers is wearing a "Crazy Go Nuts" T-shirt bearing the [[Jolly Dumple]].

== IMDB ==
*Due to the releases of DVDs, IMDB has entries for all of the {{p|l=http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0027427/ Homestar Runner}} cast, as well as the brothers Chaps, Missy Palmer, Craig Zobel, etc.

== I-Mockery==
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*Pickleman and the Green Thumb of Triumph
**When you are bitten by the vampire bat, you become a block of cheese, accompanied with the message "CHEESED!". See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/pickleman-greenthumb/default.php here].
*I-Mockery's Great American Road Trip
**At a medieval fair, RoG sees a simplistic dragon toy, and compares it to [[Trogdor]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/american-roadtrip/day4b.php here].
*EVOLUTION OF JACK!
**After Pjalne pretends to have stabbed himself in the arm, there is a picture of Andy with a caption of "Halloween'd", which is a direct reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack3.php here].
*Bishop of Battle
**On the second page of his review, the image of the Bishop swallowing J.J. is captioned with a reference to [[StrongBadZone]], "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" A direct link to the page is available [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle/page2.php here].

== Insert Disc Two ==
In the sketch My Dream Date with James Joyce, Lori Williams' character has a [[The Cheat]] doll on her bed.

== Inspirational Posters ==
A website cataloging [http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/ inspirational posters] based on role-playing games includes one titled "[http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/artistry.html Artistry]", which features the "S is for Sucks" from [[dragon]].

==Instuctables==
User GorillazMiko made a page about [http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-draw-TROGDOR-the-BURNINATOR!/| how to draw Trogdor]. On the intro page of the instructable, there is video of [[dragon]] from [[YouTube]].

== Jay is Games ==
*[http://jayisgames.com/ Jay is Games] is a site that reviews a large number of online games. They have had reviews of [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2004/08/peasants_quest.php], [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2006/04/thy_dungeonman.php], and [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2008/12/dangeresque_roomisode_1_behind_the_dangerdesque.php]
*The review for [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2009/06/broken_picture_telephone.php Broken Picture Telephone] is illustrated with a screenshot from the game, depicting a drawing of [[Trogdor]] playing minigolf and sneezing while a laser shoots at him.
*[[Peasants Quest]] was featured in an [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2010/10/the_vault_2.php October 2010 listing of ''The Vault''], a weekly article on the site created to highlight memorable games the reporters have encountered over the years. It was praised for its storyline, "retro visuals", and "absurd sense of humor".

== JengaJam.com ==
[http://www.jengajam.com This] website always puts up links to the latest Homestar updates. The name of the site came from Homsar's quote in [[Where's The Cheat?]], and the sub heading "The Pride of the Peaches" is derived from a quote by Strong Bad, who at the time of the [[interview]] sbemail, was imitating Homsar.

== Joe Wuz Here! ==
In Comic 2 of the main series, the police car that Joe was put in has the license plate "BURNIN8R." The comic can be found [http://www.freewebs.com/joecomic here].

== The Joshua Childers Show! ==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqpZLId31g The Joshua Childers Show!] is a webshow on [http://www.YouTube.com/ YouTube] where a teenager parodies different TV show genres. In the first episode, Joshua is seen wearing a [[Stinkoman]] shirt.

==Joystiq==
*One of the articles is entitled "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/27/nykos-intercooler-may-burninate-the-xbox-360/ Nyko's Intercooler may burninate the Xbox 360]" and features a picture of the pencil-drawn Trogdor (from [[dragon]]) next to an Xbox 360 with an Intercooler unit.
*The "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/15/todays-hottest-game-video-vga-06-motion-capture-skit/ Today's hottest game video]" article for the 15th of December 2006 features a screen capture from [[Sample of Style Too]] at the beginning of the article.
*The release of [[Where's an Egg?]] was [http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/18/videlectrix-releases-another-game-parody-wheres-an-egg/ announced] on the website on July 18, 2007.

==Kevin & Kell==
*Lindesfarne, one of the fictional characters in the comic, has her own blog. One of the entries in the blog is called [http://blog.kevinandkell.com/archives/64-TRADEMARKD.html TRADEMARK'D].

==Kings of Chaos==
After attacking an enemy in the MMORPG [http://www.kingsofchaos.com/ Kings of Chaos], the victory page will sometimes say "You burninated the enemy!" an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].

==Klick! Holiday Video==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eor5a5uwsM This video] contains over 50 viral video parodies, including a man with a [[Strong Bad]] mask typing on his keyboard with boxing gloves.

==Kotaku==
*On the page showing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/fish/splinter-cell-fishtank-gameplay-204975.php Splinter Cell: Double Agent "Fishtank Gameplay"], the author mentions that "PETA is going to get [[all up ons]]".
*On the page listing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/comments/become-a-kotakuite-209163.php just how easy it is to comment on Kotaku], the word "BANNINATE" is used, an obvious pun on [[Trogdor|burnination]].
*In the "[http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/rainbow-six-vegas/rainbow-six-vegas-demo-out-on-live-but-not-in-vegas-209685.php Rainbow Six Vegas Demo Out On Live, But Not In Vegas]" article, the term "[[double deuce]]" is used.
*Kotaku also [http://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/strong-bad-on-the-wii-232190.php reported] on the debut of [[Viidelectrix]].

== La La La ==
The video "[http://www.flashplayer.com/music/lalala.html La La La]" on UGOplayer contains a few Homestar Runner characters, including Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. It also includes the Homestarmy wallpaper image, edited to suit the cartoon.

== Laser Dragon University ==
In [http://www.laserdragonuniversity.com/?page=students Students], there is a character who wears a T-shirt with the logo for [[Taranchula]].

== Legendaryfrog.com ==
*In [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/flashmovies/kerri3.htm Kerrigan's Big Invention] there is a picture of Strong Bad and Homestar on the chalk board.
*In [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/flashmovies/avp.htm Senya's movie review: Alien V.S. Predator] there are several cheat commandos toys by the toy box.
*In [http://vgp.legendaryfrog.com/movies_wgf_w.php When Gnomes Fly] the main characters name is Brudder, a reference to [[Lil' Brudder]].
*In [http://collabs.legendaryfrog.com/movies_tmhy_w.php The Matrix Has You], the little girl yells "It's Over", at the very end of Lengendary Frog's part, like Strong Bad does at the end of almost every [[Teen Girl Squad]] episode.

== Lemmy's Land ==
*In one of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/ Lemmy's] [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php Funnies] called [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php?&Submission=514 "Superstar Mario in Too Much Water"] By Drew, we see the classic "Scene missing" bit from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] and [[The Homestar Runner]] says, "What?" while Mario was still drinking water to become fat.
*Eight of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29.htm Lemmy's Interviews] have Homestar Runner characters as the interviewers: [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1720.html HOMESTAR RUNNER AND POM POM interview GOOMBA], [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1727.html STRONG BAD AND THE CHEAT interview ROY KOOPA], HOMESTAR interviews BOWSER, HOMSAR interviews HAMMER BRO, STRONG SAD AND POM POM interview X-NAUT, STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD interview GOOMBA, STRONG SAD AND POM POM interview X-NAUT, and [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1738.html STRONG SAD interviews LUIGI].

== LoadingReadyRun ==
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/35/The-Rant-Scenesters-and-Snobbery The Rant - Scenesters and Snobbery], you can see [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|figurine sets]] one and two on top of the television.
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/70/Sleep-Dep-Experiment Sleep Dep Experiment], Morgan says he's been making [[stnanks]].
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/51/The-Bet The Bet], Graham cracks and teleports around the room repeating the same word over and over, as Homestar does in [[long pants]].
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/12/AWESOMEWe-...-Shot-This AWESOME:We ... Shot This!], G Unit's (Graham Stark's) lyrics include the word "Homestar".
*In the bloopers in the DVD extras for [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/119/ZOMGies1 ZOMGies!!!1], when Graham flubs the line "You don't understand!", he follows it up with "[[virus|You all understand! I mean don't understand!]]"

== Loldogs ==
*In the background of [http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/01/30/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-sensitive-pug-feels/ this picture], a young boy is clearly watching some type of interaction between Strong Bad and Bubs.

== "The Lost Experience" ABC's Official Blog ==
In [http://blogs.abc.com/inside_the_experience/ Speaker's "Reader Mail 2"], after one question was repeated one too many times, Speaker angrily responds, "Grah! What? Who? GAH! Is this my 'How do you type with boxing gloves on?' question?"
Later, Speaker posted a "Video Reader Mail" on YouTube, which prominently featured the [[Kick The Cheat]] doll in the background and referred to "e-mail personalities" having raspy voices (like [[Strong Bad]]).

== ManCrush ==
[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Coach Z]] are all listed, currently rated at #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/787 1102], #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/1048 674], #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/894 1271], and #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/764 933], respectively.

==The Man of 101 Voices==
"Brock" released a video on Myspace called "The Man of 101 Voices" where he did impressions of Teen Girl Squad, Bubs, Coach Z, The Cheat, and Larry from Limozeen as numbers 91-95. The video can be seen [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1636225861 here]

The video "The Man of 101 More Voices" also features impressions of Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and Marshie as 88-90. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRzBtTcnh5c&feature=channel Video here]

There is also a video named "The Man of 101 More...er Voices" featuring impressions of Crack Stuntman and Homsar as numbers 92-93. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XunezwEKHk Video here.]

==Media Molecule==
On [http://www.mediamolecule.com/2009/11/02/happy-birthday-littlebigplanet/#more-2122 this] post, there is a .gif image with the line "Your head asplode", a quote from Vector Strong Bad.

== MindBlasters Tripod ==
There is a page on the main site titled "Homestar", that features cartoons from the website. Also, the blog [http://www.mindblasters.tripod.com/ramdom "Ramdom Exployts"] has very many Homestar Runner refrences. The main Mindblasters Tripod site can be found [http://www.mindblasters.tripod.com Here].

== Mind Body Guide ==
*Strong Bad is the featured image of a slightly tongue-in-cheek tally of the body's many muscles on [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php this site].
*Strong Bad Email [[suntan]] is quoted when the article states, "let's not forget the cloits and dloits!"
*The [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php#note1 footnote] says "There are no such thing as cloits or dloits. This is a reference to anatomy according to Strong Bad, which is hilarious, and included here entirely for the sake of comic relief. Kind of like the whole article, come to think of it."

== More Awesome Than You! ==
*[http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com This] page (warning: explicit "under construction" graphic) the index.html page title is "More Awesome Than You PAY PLUS!", an obvious reference to [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
*The main logo has a picture of [[Trogdor]] on it.
*Seven of the sub-forums are marked as been in the "[[Trogdor|Burnination]]" parent forum. One of the child forums in the "Burnination" parent forum is entitled "[[Peasantry]]". Another is titled "[[theme park|Bowels of Trogdor]]". Yet another is titled "[[Planet K]] [[20X6]]". A child forum under the "Peasantry" forum is "Made-Up Animals", with the description: "[[animal|If you were a sim, what would you like as if?]]". Another forum in Peasantry bears the description [[homsar|"Ask me your questions, and I will make fun of you."]] The description for the "Playsets & Toys" forum references the catchphrase of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*Several phrases used are similar, or based on Homestar Runner phrases. Examples include: "Game exploding in a [[pom pom|big fiery ball that is visible from space]]" and "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|GameCube is no place for a mighty warrior.]]"
*One of the available objects is the Trogdor topiary from [[Weclome Back]] ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,5284.msg151811.html#msg151811]).
*Part of the forum footer reads "[[Powered by The Cheat]]".
*Another available object is the [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] toy ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,6188.0.html]).
*A member is named Li'l Brudder and used to have an avatar of Li'l Brudder and a signature containing Li'l Brudder quotes ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=2200]).
*Another member, Inge, has the [http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=20 custom title] of [[rampage|round mound of gray fatness]].
*When you type a false file in the site bar like (www.moreawesomethanyou.com/anything)you will get 404'd like homestarrunner.com

== Mozilla ==
*There is an extension for [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]] called [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/full-screen-homestar-runner/ Full Screen Homestar Runner] and another one called the [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/hr-toolbar/ H*R Toolbar.] Each appear to be popular, with tens of thousands of downloads.

== MSN ==
*Homestarrunner.com appears on two MSN lists: it occupies slot #7 of [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26978920/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets?pg=8#Tech_10TimeWasters Ten Ways to Waste Time Online], and occupies slot #40 of [http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=20923913&page=4 Forty Fantastic Time-Wasting Web Sites] (from PC World).

== MS Paint Adventures ==
*On the Problem Sleuth adventure, when Problem Sleuth removes the fake wood paneling and there is a flask of whiskey under the desk, the selected command was [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000236 get ye flask].
**In addition, the donations page is a beaker with "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/images/yeflask.gif ye flask]" on it.
***The Donations Page, at the end, asks "I think Homestar Runner is pretty cool, do you?" and responds with "Yes I do," linking to this Wiki's [[Ye Flask]] page.
* On [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004097 one page] of the Homestuck adventure, the character Vriska steps on a d4 die and is promptly [[-'d|d4'd]].
** On [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005225 a later page], the character Sollux is KO'd by a blast of white science.

== NationalReview.com ==
In an article posted August 27th, 2003, entitled "[http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-wood082703.asp Everybody to the Limit]", Peter Wood reviews homestarrunner.com.

== Natrium42.com ==
In [http://natrium42.com/blog/?p=36 a blog post], Natrium42 uses [[dragon]] as the test Flash file for porting [http://gplflash.sourceforge.net/ GPLFlash] to the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS|Nintendo DS]].

== Neglected Characters ==
*[http://www.smbhq.com/nc/ This] is a site where the Neglected Characters of Mario games are honored. One of them, [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/guide.html Dr. Donez], answers questions regularly (much like [[Strong Bad Email]]) at [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/askdrd.html Ask Dr. Donez].
**In [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/e501600.html question 595], [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v14011500.html question 1412], and [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v18011900.html question 1842] he gets asked how he types with boxing gloves on his hands, which he responds differently each time.
***He is also frequently asked how he types with wings.
*In one of Bowser's [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/election/radical/bowser/speeches.html speeches], Koopa asks Bowser, "How do you know Trogdor?" and he replies "We went to Burniniation classes together."

== Neopets ==
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets] released a new avatar with the caption "Your Lupe A Splode" which is an obvious reference to [[video games]] and [[StrongBadZone]].
[[Image:Yourlupeasplode.gif]]
*In this avatar, the caption reads "Garlic'd!" at the end, an obvious Teen Girl Squad reference.
[[Image:Runaway garlic.gif]]
*Another avatar features a Scorchio (a dragon-like Neopet) with the caption "Burninate!", an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].
[[Image:Scordrax.gif]]
*Neopets also has an avatar reserved for theneopetsteam, a staff username, which references the "a splode."
[[Image:Tntasplode.gif]]
*The end for the description for tomb chips is "GOTHD!", a reference to Teen Girl Squad.

== NES Buckle ==
*On [http://www.nesbuckle.com/userpics.php this site], one person is wearing a Teen Girl Squad Shirt.

== NES Horsemen ==
*On [http://www.neshorsemen.com/ this site], [http://www.neshorsemen.com/oreview.html this page] has several references, including a variation on the "dot dot dot" quote from [[Under Construction]] and a reference to the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] ("featuring the most polygonal of technoligies"). [[20X6]] is also mentioned.

==Newgrounds==
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[[File:ebay homestar.png|thumb|right|50px|I'll take it! I'll take 12!]]
Newgrounds user Shadow-Panda [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232855 made a music video of Ebay] by [[Wikipedia:Weird Al|Weird Al]], has a picture of Homestar as one of the items bought off of Ebay, out of its box as the camera pans through the items.

There is a game called "Homestar Hunt" on Newgrounds, where you chase Homestar and shoot him.

Also, in the first episode of the cartoon trilogy Kingdom Hearts Chronicles there is a reference to Homestar, in the scene in which Sora enters a cave there is a carved etch of Homestar Runner on the wall.

In addition, there is a game called "Yeowi the Pervert" on Newgrounds in which the Entrance theme of the Brothers Strong is randomly chosen during gameplay.

== Nintendojo ==
As an April Fools prank, Nintendojo put up a [http://www.nintendojo.com/infocus/view_item.php?1143867894 fake list of characters] for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. Brawl. [[Trogdor]] is among the characters listed.

==[http://podcast.nlcast.com/ NLCast]==
Many refrences made throughout the podcast

== NoSlang.com ==
The [http://www.noslang.com NoSlang.com] [http://www.noslang.com/spelling.php "commonly misspelled words"] page has a statement saying, "Since not everybody owns a copy of '[[local news#Easter Eggs|Strong Bad's Rythm  N' Grammar]],' we've tried to do our part to help by compiling a list of common internet misspellings." It also posted a "Happy Birthday Trogdor" link from January 13th through January 16th, 2006. And, in the Internet Slang Dictionary, one of the user-submitted words is h*r, meaning "[[homestar runner]]"

== [http://oldeenglish.org Olde English] ==
In their [http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/general-procrastination General Procrastination] sketch, Raizin was holding off going to battle by going on the internet and watching the new [[Strong Bad Email]]. (which really wasn't even an email, he opened up the Strong Bad bio 'toon and the email menu.)

==Omegle==
When your connection is lost during a chat, one of the error messages is "Your connection aspolded."

==OMG Facts==
For [http://www.omg-facts.com/view/Facts/19401 fact #19401] detailing Vocaloid's Hatsune Miku, the last two lines of the first paragraph read "Naturally, she has blue hair. You gotta have blue hair!"

==OrbiTouch==
On the website for [http://www.keybowl.com/kb/index?page=benefits OrbiTouch], a new, safe way to type, they mention that you can "Type with Boxing Gloves On" in the lower right-hand side of one of their pages.

==Otaku Revolution: The Strip==
The [http://www.otakurevolution.net/strip/091031.html October 31st, 2009 strip] was titled "The 2009 Otaku Revolution: The Strip Secondary and Obscure Homestar Runner Universe Characters Halloween Spectacular!" with the characters of the strip dressed up as the characters in question. The usual logo for OR:TS was replaced with a parody of the Homestarrunner.com logo, and the page title was "Sorry Homestar, but your Strong Bad is in another comic!" Previous strips included the character Rob saying "[http://www.otakurevolution.net/strip/archive/0790.png Clear the launchway, man. We're taking this baby to the moon!]" and another strip featured a [http://www.otakurevolution.net/strip/archive/0792.png group sing-along of "The Cheat is Not Dead"] as well as a character shouting "Hey, Rob! You're not Strong Bad!"

==Panda Smash==

At 01:20 of [http://www.pandasmash.com/video.php?epi_id=134 A Tribute to Every Video Site], the scene shows the man and woman as [[Strong Bad]] and [[Marzipan]].

==Platypuscomix.net==
*An entire page, titled [http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/homestarfreakers.html Homestar Freakers!] informs readers how to find homestarrunner.com's [[Secret Pages]].
*The article [http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/incredibleitems.html Incredible Items for Sale!] includes a picture of [[Strong Bad]] exclaiming, "[[First Time Here?|Hey, check me out! No seriously, check me out...]]" and mentions the burrito Homestar auctioned in the email [[english paper]].
*The [http://www.platypuscomix.net/applepalooza/index.html Applepalooza] section's menu includes a photo of an [[Wikipedia:Apple II series|Apple II]] computer with a [[weird dream]] quote ("Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter") written on its screen.
*When moderator Peter Paltridge added [http://www.platypuscomix.net/onlyme/shecamefromtoledo.html videos of his homemade RPG], the main page linked to the videos through a logo reading "Peter Paltridge's Cool Game for Attractive People", a reference to [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
* After Steve Jobs died, the Platypus Comix homepage boasted a picture of [[Eh! Steve]] crying while delivering his catch phrase.

==Plush Puffs==
[http://www.plushpuffs.com/ Plush Puffs] list [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], and [[Meet Marshie]] as Company Training Videos on their [http://www.plushpuffs.com/aboutus/index.html about us page].

==Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe==
In the [http://www.goodtimeretrocafe.com/other/commodore.html Commodore 64 "Classics"] review, [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] lyrics are used as the opening paragraph for the review of the game Thantos.

==Progressive Boink==
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/christmas100/index1.html The 100 Greatest Christmas Shows] list, the Homestar Runner Decemberween toons are grouped together and ranked at #79.
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/costumes/ The 50 Worst Halloween Costumes] list, Strong Bad is among those as "Any costume that may lead to poor voice impressions".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/kyle.html Kyle's Top 20 Video Games] list (part of the site's [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/ 100 Favorite Video Games]), Kyle criticizes the voices of the enemies in Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (his 9th favorite game) as sound "identical to Strong Bad".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/jonhotties.htm Jon's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women] list (part of the site's ([http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/ 100 Most Beautiful Women: 2003]), Jon describes his #1 pick, Shakira, as being famous for "the ability to sing like both a Latina schoolgirl and Homsar in the same verse."
*The entry for [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd/cheese.htm Cheese] (from the cartoon series "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends") in the [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd.htm Internet Hanna-Barbera Fashion Database] describes the show as being "located just down the block from Trogdor the Burninator and across the street from Juggernaut calling people b****es."
*In a review of [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/lambchopchanukah.html Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah], the character Charlie Horse's use of a computer is compared to Strong Bad in the form of an e-mail asking how he types with hooves on his hands. The e-mail is signed, "crapfully yours, crapface mccrappington, asbury park, nj."
*[http://hyspace.progressiveboink.com/volvagia.html Volvagia's HySpace profile] lists two reasons why he was revived by Ganondorf, one of them is to "burninate the countryside."
*On the final page of [http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld4.html Rob Liefeld's 40 worst drawings] the author notes, "We'll ignore the elephantine Strong Sad leg that he's given Franklin Richards in the first panel."

==Pure Pwnage ==
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[[Image:Purepwnage_email.jpg|thumb|Jeremy from Pure Pwnage]]At the beginning of [http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/s1/10/ episode 10], Jeremy answers e-mails in the exact same style as Strong Bad does. The computer used says "[[Compy 386]]" in the corner.

== PVP Online ==
[[Pan Pan]] shows up in a panda line-up on [http://www.pvponline.com/2006/04/21/apr-21-2006/ pvponline.com], done by guest artist [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ Howard Taylor].

== Rareware.com ==
In the [http://www.rareware.com/extra/scribes/24dec03/index.html December 24, 2003 edition] of the letters page Scribes, one letter states:

<blockquote>Can you answer emails in Flash like [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad]] does? I think it would be funny because we could all hear you speak with an [[sb_email 22|English]] accent, which us North Americans find amusing. :) Also, we could hear you groan when you get a bad one, like those other e-mails you get... you know, the ones that aren't sent by me.</blockquote>

The response:
<blockquote>''British'' accent, Arse, ''British'' accent. Anyway, no. That would be a terrible error.</blockquote>

== Real Ultimate Power ==
Parodies of [http://www.realultimatepower.net '''''Real Ultimate Power'''''] are everywhere. A fan [http://www.geocities.com/viggler/trogdor.html made one] featuring TROGDOR.

== Red vs Blue ==
*At [http://www.redvsblue.com Red vs Blue] they made a public service announcement about tattoos (It appears every 4 weeks or so in the season 1 archive). When Church suggests you get a tattoo of your favorite character from your favorite online comic (obviously referring to himself), Strong Bad's face appears on-screen instead.
*A Strong Bad and a Homestar sticker is also seen during the Red vs. Blue segment in the Halo 2 Limited Collectors Edition DVD, on the window of a door.

==RetroWare TV==
*The Happy Video Game Nerd's [[http://www.retrowaretv.com/HappyVideoGameNerd/HVGNMegaMan10/tabid/446/Default.aspx Mega Man 10 review]] mentions Mega Man's blue hair, and goes on to say that "[[The Brothers Chaps|The Chapman Brothers]] are probably laughing their asses off", whilst displaying a picture of [[Stinkoman]].
*On the Game Quickie for [[Wikipeida: Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]] on [[Atari 2600]], the dragons are referred to as "ducks" at one point, and at the end, the line "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" is uttered.

== RiffTrax ==
*In the [[Wikipedia:RiffTrax|RiffTrax]] for the movie [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/eragon Eragon], upon seeing a cottage on fire, [[Wikipedia:Kevin Murphy|Kevin Murphy]] quips "Another burninated victim of TROGDOR!"
*And in the [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/batman-and-robin Batman and Robin] Rifftrax, when they are placing the mask on Bane's face, [[Wikipedia:Bill Corbett|Bill Corbett]] states "Next they're going to put boxing gloves on him and force him to read emails," in an obvious reference to the ever popular sbemail feature. It should be noted that particular Rifftrax was written by the fans.
*In the RiffTrax of the Harrison Ford movie [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/firewall Firewall], [[Wikipedia:Mike Nelson|Mike Nelson]] quips as Harrison Ford works at a computer, "Now that I've watched every single [[Strong Bad Email]]..."
*In the [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/troll-2 Troll 2] RiffTrax, guest riffer [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Lowtax]] comments on a particularly 80s-sounding midi loop playing in one scene, asking "Are they listening to the soundtrack of a Homestar Runner cartoon in there?"
*In the [http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/27/ironic-internet-halloween-fever/#comment-17080 October 27, 2008 blog entry], webmaster Conor posted his version of the [[Homestar Runner]] [[Punkin Stencils|Pumpkin]]. He also mentions that [[Ballad Of The Sneak]] is his favorite toon, and wonders how [[Da Vinci's Notebook]] got to work with [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*In the Rifftrax for the film [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/tron Tron], riffed by [[Wikipedia:Paul and Storm|Paul and Storm]] and [[Wikipedia:Jonathan Coulton|Jonathan Coulton]], Paul of Paul and Storm spies a popcorn air popper and exclaims, "[[Frank Bennedetto|Bennedetto]]!" It is interesting to note that Paul and Storm were two of the founding members of Da Vinci's Notebook, creators of the Ballad of the Sneak.

== RinkWorks Graffiti ==
Homestar is referenced twice on the [http://www.rinkworks.com/ RinkWorks] [http://www.rinkworks.com/graffiti graffiti pages].
*The text "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|Baleted]]" can be seen [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=12 here].
*An image of Strong Bad has been crudely pasted in to all the other crazy stuff going on [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=14 here].

== ROBLOX ==
* Numerous places, models, decals, shirts, and pants have been modeled after Homestar Runner.

== Robot Bastard ==
*[http://www.robotbastard.com/ robotbastard.com] has a clip of strong bad saying, "This is Strong Bad. and you're listening to the smooth, soft sounds of Robot Bastard delight FM... with zombies!" Robot Bastard was a short film made by Rob Schrab, creator of [[Most_in_the_Graveyard_Costumes|Scud: The disposable assassin.]]

== Rocketboom ==
* On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/03/rb_05_mar_15.html 3/15/2005] episode, we see a clip of the [[SXSW Panel - 14 Mar 2005|March 14th SXSW Panel]] and Amanda interviewing Homestar.
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/12/rb_05_dec_05.html 12/5/05] episode of the v-log [http://www.rocketboom.com/ Rocketboom], Amanda Congdon is wearing a Homestar Runner shirt.
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2006/04/rb_06_apr_12.html 4/12/2006] episode, after Amanda reports about [http://www.humanclock.com humanclock], she comments that she still likes her [[Strong Bad Clock]] better.

==Salon.com==
Strong Bad made Salon.com's "Sexiest Man Living" list for 2007.[http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2007/11/15/sexiest_man/index6.html]

== Sam & Max Season One ==
On the [http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/faq FAQ page for the new Sam & Max games], Homestar Runner is mentioned--praised, even.

== The Schumin Web ==
The [http://www.schuminweb.com/ splash page] for November 2005 showed an image of Ben Schumin dressed up as [[The Thnikkaman]]. The same image also appears in the [http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/archives/splash-page.asp Splash Page Archives].

== Shenmue II : The Gang Edition ==
In the fan-movie [http://www.shenmuedojo.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14850 Shenmue II : The Gang Edition], when Ryo arrives at Guilin, he is distracted by a The Cheat Talking Plush Doll, which is the guardian of the village where Shenhua lives. 
Later, Ryo kicks the Plush Doll, making it complain.

==Shirt.Woot==
The description for the shirt [http://shirt.woot.com/ "pencildellic"] was entitled "my head asplode" on Thursday September 27, 2007

== Shoot the Cliché ==
Trogdor appears as one of the clichés in this game from [http://www.anothersite.co.uk another site].
[http://www.anothersite.co.uk/news.php?artc=131& Click here] to play the game.

==Smash Bros. MOJO!!==
For this Super Smash Bros. Brawl parody site, The King of Town is listed as a [http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/characters/kingoftown.html playable character], and he is referenced from the game [[Super Kingio Bros.]]

[http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/characters/paint_pixel.html Another] playable character, Paint Pixel, is seen surrounded by many characters in a screenshot. One of these characters is [[Trogdor]].

==Smokescreen==
[[Strong Bad Email 45]] is used as a [http://smokescreen.us/demos/sb45demo.html demo] to showcase the capabilities of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTML5 HTML5].

== Something Awful ==
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Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Mad, The Cheat and Marzipan appear as grotesque caricatures in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/tub-bites-vol.php Tub Bites vol. 2.]. The computer used in the toon appears to be a parody of the [[Compy 386]]. The first email is "[[DELETED|Recycle Binned!]]". Homestar returns Strong Bad's "'80s reference" (a ''[[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]]'' cartridge), as well as some of his "[[Crap|crappy]] catchphrases" (the one used as an example is "[[Crap#Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations|holy crap!]]"). Also, this is reprised with an obvious parody of a "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"-style Strong Bad e-mail in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/karnov-playset-2.php?page=5 Karnov Bites].
*The Easter egg in Tub Bites 2 is a parody of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], featuring calls from parodies of Strong Bad, the King of Town, Homsar, Coach Z and Strong Sad.

The update of March 1, 2007, [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/steve-movie-blog.php Steve's Movie Review Blog], contains reference to the [[Strong Bad Email]]s. The article is written as if the writer is unfamiliar with internet trends; he writes that he just discovered the site, thinks the cartoon's title is "The Strong Bads", and thinks its web address is www.strongbad.com.

Homestar appears in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/internet-cartoon-2000.php Funny Housemates 2] and [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/housemates-cartoon-3.php Funny Housemates 999]. He looks like Homestar, but acts more like Homsar.

On October 22, 2010, Homestar Runner cast is featured in Photoshop Phriday as Abstract Pixel Art [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/abstract-pixel-art2.php?page=9]

The Photoshop Phriday for [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/palin-smoker.php?page=4 May 11, 2012] featured a screenshot of "PalinZone," a parody of [[StrongBadZone]]. The playable game is located [http://phoenixan.com/palinzone/ here.]

== South Park Studios ==
Somebody at South Park Studios is a fan, as a January 28, 2006 [http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/faq/archives.php?id=38887 FAQ update] contains the following:

'''Q. - How do you type with boxing gloves on?''' A. - I'm sorry, this is "Ask South Park" not "Ask StrongBad ."

== the show with zefrank ==
On the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/09/090706.html September 7, 2006 episode] of [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/ the show], zefrank included a link to [[duck pond]] as a "silly thing".

Moreover, on the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/050106.html May 1, 2006 episode], the game can be seen on zefrank's monitor in the background.

There's also an obvious reference to Strong Bad [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/10/102406.html here].

== Stinkoman 20X6 on VGMusic.com ==
*[http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] have done a remix of some of the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack. However, VGMusic doesn't allow direct linking to MIDI files. The files were sequenced by Tyler Prevost.

== The Straight Dope ==
The StrongBadZone was submitted for [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/ Weird Earl's] on [http://www.straightdope.com/ The Straight Dope], a category featuring strange and/or awesome sites.

== Stick RPG 2 ==
On the [http://www.stickrpg2.com/news.php#1147888194 news post for May 17] (of what year?), there is a line that says "what are you using, a 386?", with "386" being a link to [[invisibility]].

==Stick Shorts==
On [http://www.freewebs.com/stickshortsbyjonny/index.htm this site], [http://youtube.com/watch?v=2JYsu4eoTuI episode 11] includes a short that is about a guy who sees Homestar, and kicks him, which results in Homestar falling on the guy. This is also a coincidence, since this series is created by [http://www.freewebs.com/tehcartoonistproductions/ Teh Cartoonist Productions] like Charlie Clay and the Clay Crew. Even the Homestar sprite is the same as the one used in Charlie Clay.

== Strong Bad Pilots an F/A-22 Raptor ==
For a short time, Strong Bad could be seen on the Lockheed Martin [http://www.f22-raptor.com/ F/A-22 Raptor Team Web Site] [[:Image:sbf22.png|F/A-22 Raptor]].

==Suave==
[http://www.suave.net/~dave/trogdor.cgi This Suave page] is about Trogdor, Strong Bad, and The Cheat.

== Superdickery.com ==
*In a "Bizzaro letters" segment, one guy writes "Dear Strongbad: How do you type with boxing gloves on?" [http://www.superdickery.com/gabliam4-16.html]
*Also, the creator says "head a'splode" in a little blurb following [http://www.superdickery.com/other/256.html this comic cover]

== Technopets ==
On [http://technopets00.tripod.com technopets00.tripod.com], in the tpemail [http://technopets00.tripod.com/id36.html Icons], the e-mail message at the bottom says "Email me. Bad emails will be burninated, er burned"

== TED ==
In his lecture about new types of robots [http://www.ted.com/talks/dennis_hong_my_seven_species_of_robot.html My seven species of robot], Dennis Hong shows an example of a six-legged robot balancing a [[Store Toys|Kick The Cheat]] of top of it (at 5:45).

== Templelooters.com ==
*On the July 30th, 2007 column on the Ask Mandy column on the Billy and Mandy-fan-site-part of Templelooters.com, ([http://www.templelooters.com/evil/am073007.asp]) someone asks
<blockquote>Dear Mandy, 
[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] 
[[Crapfully Yours]], 
[[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] from the H*R Wiki. 
</blockquote>

Mandy answers, "I give up. How DO you type with boxing gloves on?"

*On the August 13, 2007 column, Mandy receives an email by a person claiming to be the [[King Of Town]].

<blockquote>
Oh, hello, Mandy. This is the King of Town. Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Uh, I just emailed you to tell you that, Josh N is not the guy 
who you all of these emails asking to make fun of Brandi Ervan,okay? Uh, it was me all along! Doo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo. 
Um, so next time you see me, give me a kick in the shins! And next time you see Josh N, give him a list of why Cookie (from the
 
cancelled Rayman TV series) worrys about everything in the world and should be claimed an official Ogdenite, and a very rare Rayman TV 
series videotape, why don't you? Um, okay, I have to go eat everything on it, especially [[whatsit]] and lose my lunch, because I'm the 
King of Town. Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
</blockquote>

== That Guy with the Glasses ==
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* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/ask-thatguy/7585-ask36 Ask ThatGuy Episode 36], Doug Walker answers the question, [[How do you type with boxing gloves on|How could you type with boxing gloves on?]]
* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/28072-nc-ernest-scared-stupid the Nostalgia Critic's review] of ''[[Wikipedia:Ernest Scared Stupid|Ernest Scared Stupid]]'', the Critic remarks that Trantor is not as impressive as [[Trogdor]], followed by a scene of Trantor's revival with an image of Trogdor over it, set to [[TROGDOR (song)|his theme]].
* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/pushinguproses/lets-play-shortys/30292-lets-play-shortys-the-amazon-trail-part-2 part two] of Pushing Up Roses' Let's Play Shorty of ''The Amazon Trail'', Roses opens with an impression of [[Marzipan]]. Paw doesn't get it, but mumbles up an old-school Homestar imitation.
* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/28794-ep-14-qdeucesq Todd in the Shadows' review of Deuces], Todd mocks Taiga's use of "Valentimes" with a clip from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].

== The Morning News ==
In an [http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/tricks_of_the_trade.php article] where they outline 30 tricks from 30 different trades; under cartographer it details this trick: Mapmakers will often use "copyright traps," bits of information in their maps that are purposefully wrong. They might label a body of water '''"Lake Strongbad,"''' for instance, and then examine the next editions of competitors' maps to see if the incorrect information makes an appearance.

==The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com==
[http://the-coolest-stuff-ever.com This website] is an obvious reference to homestarrunner.com. The name and main page both come from the Strong Bad Email [[credit card]], and they also have an Easter egg with a fan-made, Homestar Runner Space Invaders game. The site is currently down.

==There, I Fixed It.==
One of the entries on the site is labeled "Trogdor Proof" [http://thereifixedit.com/2009/05/21/epic-kludge-photo-trogdor-proof/].

== ThinkGeek ==
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/722a/action/2111db4/ There is a picture on one page] showing some plastic toys dressed up for Halloween. One of the toys is dressed up as Strong Bad (or, as they call him, "Strong Bob").
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/91f2/ At the bottom of another page], a Kick The Cheat doll is shown in a short video. Additionally, the man in the video is wearing an "I Love Toxic Waste" t-shirt, which could be a reference to Homestar's reference.
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9505/ The advertisement for one of ThinkGeek's t-shirts] includes an image with handwriting that causes the shirt to read "im in ur MEDIEVAL VILLAGE BURNINATing ur PEASANTS".
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/a42d/images/2742/ A recruitment poster] for Battlestar Galactica's military has the caption "Do You Has?", referring to the [[Homestarmy]].
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/drives/88dc/ A page for a "Media Tank"] uses the word "Grumblecakes"
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/edm/20091221.shtml The December 21st e-mail newsletter] has a section describing the "Looftlighter". The last few sentences talk about [[A Death Defying Decemberween|Hot Jones]]
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/secrets-bear.shtml Tell Me Your Secrets Bear] The man in the video is wearing a Strong Bad shirt.

==[http://www.tobyturner.com/ TobyTurner.com]==
*One of the [http://www.districtlines.com/11310-Falcor-T-Shirt/Toby-Turner shirts] available at the store features a parody of [[Trogdor]].

== The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks ==
*In [http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2009/03/new-nickname.html this entry] for the blog, a man named Glenn was called "'Our Great Friend'" on a sign thanking him. The blogger comments, "Poor Glenn[...]has the clunkiest nickname I have encountered. I think he should lobby for '[[english paper|The Yellow Dart]]'."

== The Spriters Resource ==
*There is a [http://www.spriters-resource.com/pc_computer/sbcg4ap/index.html category] of rips from [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. So far, the only sheet is from [[Snake Boxer 5]].
*There are also [http://www.spriters-resource.com/other_systems/hsrpg/index.html rips] from the unreleased [[Homestar Runner RPG]].

== Transformers Wiki ==
*[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Inferno_%28BW%29 Inferno] (from the Beast Wars series) gets his own take on the [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor theme song]].
*[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/TransWarped#Part_II An image caption] in the episode summary for "TransWarped, Part 2" references [[An Important Rap Song]].
*[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Starscream_%28G1%29/toys The image caption for the Generation 1 Starscream Secret Version toy] rewrites [[Secret Song]] in Starscream's honour.
*The quotes section for the Robots In Disguise episode "[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Attack_from_Outer_Space#Quotes Attack from Outer Space]" declares that X-Brawn sings worse than [[Strong Bad]].
*[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Blurr_%28G1%29#Generation_1_cartoon_continuity An image caption] mocks Blurr's speech patterns by comparing them to [[Hyperactive Strong Sad]]'s.
*[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Insecticon_Syndrome Another image caption] (fifth on that page) references [[A Splode]].
*The image caption for [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Joan Joan] references [[japanese cartoon]].
*The image caption for [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Overcast_%28Cybertron%29 Overcast] references the classic question "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]" (in this case, it's slightly rephrased)

== TV Squad ==

[[Wikipedia:Wil Wheaton|Wil Wheaton]] mentions a [[Flask|load-bearing flask]] in a [http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/12/star-trek-the-next-generation-the-battle/ Star Trek review].

== [http://tvtropes.org TV Tropes Wiki] ==
*The TV Tropes Wiki has an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomestarRunner article] about Homestar Runner.
*It is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SearchWiki?text=Homestar&pagename=Main%2FSearchWiki often mentioned] when examples of tropes are needed.
*There are tropes named for such subjects as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheKingOfTown The King of Town] and {{inlinecontentwarning}}[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourHeadASplode Your Head A Splode]. A full list of tropes named for Homestar Runner subjects is on the Homestar Runner page on TV Tropes.

== Uncyclopedia==
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*On the ever-popular factually-inaccurate encyclopedia [http://uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], the VfD (vote for deletion) template reads "Baleeted! This article is total crap. Please VFD."
*The template for articles that contain too much information reads: "This article contains way too much information. Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by removing stuff."
**A second template simply reads: "THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE", which is one of Uncyclopedia's dozens of inside jokes. Alas, the picture for it refers to ''Scanners''.
* In [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Errors.png this image], one of the error messages is the "[[:Image:this is real.png|Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.]]" error from [[50 emails]].
* One of the user awards includes [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Burninator Burninator].
*In the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Recentnews Recentnews] template, one of the news items reads that "An astremely astonishing asperiment has show that acessive asposure to '''[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]]''' has an astraordinarily affect on grammar."
*If you attempt to restore [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork/File_1 File 1] of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork Zork], you have some [[Grumblecakes]] in your inventory. You are also wearing the [[Kerrek]]'s belt.
**Also, trying to get/take the sword in the kitchen prompts the message "You can't get/take [[ye flask|ye sword]]!"
*Fake (or at least, mostly fake) descriptions of the characters have been entered.
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner Homestar Runner]''': "A prolific actor (famous for playing the role of [[Matt Chapman]] in the 2000 movie "Flash Cartoonists")"
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Strong_Bad Strong Bad]''': One of "the most notable and prolific singer/songwriters of the past decade".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coach_Z Coach Z]''': "An athletic genius" and "a prolific writer and rapper".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pom_Pom Pom Pom]''': "A large, balloon-like alien from the planet Inflatrosis".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Trogdor_the_Burninator Trogdor]''': "The son of the Friendly Giant and Puff, The Magic Dragon".
*[[homsar]] has been "sporked" from this Wiki (see [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/homsar] here). There is also an article on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tandy_400 Tandy 400], as well as one on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Wiki this Wiki].
*[[50K RaceWalker]] is listed as the 43rd [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Worst_100_Computer_Games_of_All_Time worst computer game of all time].
**In addition, [[Kid Speedy]] is listed as -27th.
*There are [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/25#Category_.CF.80:_The_World_Wide_CoWeb 5 Homestar Runner variations] of the phrase "[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows You have two cows]", as well as a [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/11 Coach Z] variation.
*The start of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Game_Online Game Online] is a direct rip-off of the start of [[Thy Dungeonman]].
*Three of the choices for [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Monster the monster template] are "a [[The Yello Dello|Yello Dello]]", "a cavalry of [[dongrel]]s" and "a [[bear holding a shark]]".
*Two of the choices on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Random/killed random "killed by" template] are "[[Trogdor|burninated]]" and "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|BALEETED!]]"
*The page on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nowhere Nowhere] starts with the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] message.
*The [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Beowulf.jpg Beowulf image] has Strong Bad (with [[Ab-Abber 2000|abs]], a [[keyswordtar]], and a [[horned helmet]]) and The Cheat (again, with a horned helmet) teaming up to fight Trogdor.
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Do_NOT_click_any_links%21/click61 This page], part of a clicking game, reads "THIS PAGE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE NCAA FOR [[Commandos in the Classroom|SEVERE CUSSING AND VERY ILLEGAL PONYFIGHTS]]."
*If you get banned, It says "Baninated", witch refers to [[Trogdor|burninate]]
*On Uncyclopedia's [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christianity#Jesus.27_opinion article on Christianity], Trogdor is "the logo of Jesus' personal choice."
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Adobe.jpg Adobe.jpg], "Another happy Photoshop user," has one of the Strong Bad freebie patches Photoshopped.
*For the "On this day..." section on the Uncyclopedia Main Page on March 22nd, 2008, one of the items listed was under the year "20X6", and linked to [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/20X6#20X6|this page (without the anchor, however)]
*The article on "[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You you]" contains the sentence "You are also nothing like the coolest guy in the universe, Homestar Runner."
*[[Homsar]] is listed as a member of "The Axis of Evil", a fake conspiracy group, an a "wannabe terrorist and rulers of the world", as seen on his page ([http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homsar])

== Uni Watch ==
*Uni Watch, a blog devoted to following the trends of sports logos, jerseys, and other sports-related designs, links to the e-mail [[redesign]] in the December 1 blog entry "Keep Your [[Pants]] On". The "little animation", as it is referred to, is mentioned as a "good commentary on logo updates". [http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2006/12/01/keep-your-pants-on/]

== Unofficial mobile version of the [[Original Book]] ==
An unofficial version of The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest, viewable by many mobile devices, is available [http://nobodyasked.webs.com/mobi/homestarstrongest.mobi here].

== Urban Dictionary ==
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On July 1st, 2005, the main page "word of the day" on Urban Dictionary was biz cas fri. (It is misspelled as "bis cas fri.") [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bis+cas+fri&defid=801385]

Various other phrases and words are defined on the site (with varying degrees of accuracy in spelling and content) such as [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teen+Girl+Squad Teen Girl Squad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Strong+Bad Strong Bad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homestar+runner Homestar Runner], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fhgwhgads fhqwhgads], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pfargtl Pfargtl], and [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Somebody+get+this+freaking+duck+away+from+me "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"].

== Variousimmers ==
On [http://www.variousimmers.net this site] dedicated to modding [[Wikipedia:The Sims 2|The Sims 2]], two of the objects are a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=518 here]), and a Strong Bad [[monument]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=1568 here]).



== VG Mix ==
[http://www.vgmix.com/song_view.php?song_id=615 Here] there is a remix of the first racing tune from Rad Racer (which is also Stinkoman's theme). The title references to [[japanese cartoon]] and the song itself contains quotes from said e-mail.

== Videogame Scrapbook ==
[http://www.videogamescrapbook.com This site] has [http://www.videogamescrapbook.com/download/homestar_runner_videlectrix.php a page] with various [[Videlectrix]] music available for download.

== Visitmypiczosite.piczo.com ==
*On Life On Sedna's Weekly Fanstuff for [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=23116139 The Last Week Of August], the official logo for Life On Sedna (See Comic Sightings) is drawn on a whiteboard. Also, a funny drawing of Homestar is there.


==Weffriddles==
*One level involves a certain Homestar Runner character. 

== Wikipedia ==
* In Wikipedia's April Fool's Day Article 2005, Homestar in his Daisy Dukes was eventually added to the somewhat lengthy Wikipedia April Fool's Day 2005 article detailing a hostile takeover of Wikipedia by Encyclopedia Britannica. He was part of Wikipedia's "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11827614#New_corporate_structure new corporate structure]" as the Minister of Long Pants. He was then pictured lower on the page in the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11828885#Immediate_aftermath Immediate Aftermath]" section, then moved to the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11833150#Related_Information Related Information]" section, then finally [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11833471 dropped] altogether. The page as it exists now can be found [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:April_1%2C_2005/2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia here], and the edit history for the page [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&action=history here]. Strong Bad was also named Minister of Deleting email, and is found directly under Homestar's listing.

*On [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:April fools/April Fools' Day 2006|another April Fools Day]], the deleted tab on the home page was renamed "baleeted".

==w00tstock==
* In his [http://w00tstock.net/2010/08/16/wil-quits-w00tstock/ spoof] of another [http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/ internet hoax] involving a girl quitting her job with a whiteboard, [[Wikipedia:Wil Wheaton|Wil Wheaton]] references Strong Sad's line "[[I'm Sad That...|I'm sad that]] I'm flying" as he "quits" w00tstock.

== Xgenstudios ==
In one of the websites games called "Graffiti" one of the example pictures contains a dragon that looks very similar to, or is, Trogdor.The dragon(Trogdor) is also breathing a flame that is similar to Trogdors way of Burninating.

== xkcd ==

In the [http://xkcd.com/341/ Nov 12, 2007] installment of the webcomic ''xkcd'', a character asks "How does she type with oven mitts!?"
In the [http://xkcd.com/537/ 537th] installment of xkcd, when you hold your cursor over the picture, the title text reads "DUCKLOOP'D?"

== X-treme Geek ==

The word 'fangoriously' appears on [http://www.x-tremegeek.com/templates/searchdetail.asp?productID=12406 a page selling Venus Fly Traps].

==Yahoo!==

One of Yahoo! Mail's random subject lines is "[[some kinda robot|Do you use them for good, or for awesome?]]".

== YouTube ==
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*While [http://youtube.com YouTube] was down for maintenance on August 17, 2006, pictures of the youtube offices were posted on the youtube homepage. Two of them showed a Kick The Cheat doll. [[:Image:Cheattube1.jpg|photo 1]], [[:Image:Cheattube2.jpg|photo 2]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pPCkhYMQgY Internet People], part of a series called "The Meth Minute 39", is viewable on YouTube and mentions Homestar Runner. ''See also: [[Animation Sightings#Channel Frederator]]''
*A video on a [[Wikipedia:Wii Shop Channel|Wii Shop Channel]] hack has the background music as [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]] some of the comments notably replied relating to the song saying: "WTF is this song called? its freaking awsome?," and, "one of the oddest songs i have ever heard" some comments include various questions of where it is from, while some clearly remember it from the e-mail, and some complaints.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3n-LC3Em4 FALCOR - the URiNATOR], a parody of TROGDOR, was featured on July 16, 2007, shortly after is was released on the 12th. Coincidentally, it was featured on a Monday. I quickly got over 25 video responses, and has 1,307,406 views as of October 15, and now has 60 video responses. It has gotten over 19,000 clicks from links on webpages. It also holds the #12 slot on "Most Discussed (All Time) - Pets & Animals." It has recently gotten a ringtone version. The e-mail is mentioned as his inspiration the the description.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaDUskLtRhU Mario Paint renditions], a compilation of Mario Paint segments, shows one of them being Homestar Runner slowly running, with an attempt at the [[Intro|Intro song]] done in Mario Paint as background music to the animation, and the theme to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/sherifam Sherifam]'s videos make reference to Homestar Runner.
**The first one being the Tait-imation theatre videos. The first one ever created featured Tait beating Homestar senseless with knumchucks, a reference to [[Fall Float Parade]]. At the end of this cartoon, Homestar says as he goes flying into a probable hammerspace, "And that's how I became a law!", a reference to [[4 branches]].
**Tait-imation being Kobatsu Emails, an obvious parody of Strong Bad Emails, in which Kobatsu, a chibi animated version of Tait with no arms on, checks his email. In result of it being bad, it gets [[DELETED]].
**Second video series is the Cal Email Show (or C-mails, an obvious reference to "sbemails"), of which Cal, the main operator of the channel, answers emails. In the 2nd and most recent, Prank mail, he gets asked [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|a familiar question]] and results in a [[DELETED|familiar answer]].
**The channel message states that viewing one of sherifam's videos will "quite literally leave your computer in smoldering crater. (Views will not quite literally leave your computer in smoldering crater)" in a parody to [[SBCG4AP]]
*There are also three videos on youtube, entitled "The Man with 100 Voices", "The Man of 100 Voices" and "The Man of 101 More Voices" respectively. All three feature Homestar Runner impersonations.
**Video 1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMV0fHinHaA numbers 48 to 52
**Video 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5CmqC1E-Ag Numbers 91 to 95
**Video 3:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRzBtTcnh5c Numbers 88 to 90
*There are various user accounts active on YouTube with Homestar Runner references in their account names, such as [http://youtube.com/user/Burnin8r55555 Burnin8r55555].
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/HomeStarRunnerTron User HomeStarRunnerTron], whose real name is Skye, has many references to the Homestar Runner Body of work in his uploaded videos. Some notable reference include [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYezCYY46ZM this video], which includes Skye doing some of the voices he used for the Pokémon Abridged Series, with his test sentence being "[[radio|The fish was delish and it made quite a dish.]]". One of his Pokémon Abridged Series episodes, taken down due to a Terms of Use Violation, included a scene where Professor Oak, Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, and Ash's Mom, "nodded in agreement" to Skye's voiceover comments. He then repeated the scene except all of them were wearing Dangeresque glasses, and Oak was wearing a Homestar Runner Shirt. 
*In [http://www.youtube.com/user/sonicthehedgehog2222 sonicthehedgehog2222's] video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2setjCoK-jI adam h. 2 preview], Adam can be seen with a black Trogdor the Burninator shirt on, and has a Trogdor poster in his room.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L43bIwsvbSM This Magfest video] briefly shows Strong Bad in his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|Carmen Sandiego Halloween costume]].
*In Episode 3 of Naruto the abridged series, Sasuke throws Shurikens at a log, and the sound effect played is "LOGG[['D!]]", a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Every Class Is Different, a review of the classes of [[Wikipedia:Team Fortress 2|Team Fortress 2]], directly spoofs [[kids' book|Everyone Is Different]].

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQil5mJkF9o Donut Unto Others] was remade on ROBLOX and posted onto YouTube

*Similarily to the Donut Unto Others as mentioned above, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmRKPKh2n5Q The Best Caper Ever] was also remade on ROBLOX.

*In [http://www.youtube.com/user/TurboJUK TurboJUK's] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYr5_DOeg38 video], he made a fan made music video using Michael Jackson's Thriller and also used audio from the beginning part from [[mile]] and another toon. The animation in the video is completely made by himself.

*[http://www.youtube.com/user/masterofhomestar masterofhomestar], referred to as Electricstar, made a bunch of random fan made Homestar Runner videos. His most noticeable video is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEooaD9hTE Strong Bad roll], which uses various clips that have [[Strong Bad]] from various toons, shorts, SBEmails, and [[SBCG4AP]], and "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, known as the music used for "Rickrolling". Here, he used the Strong Bad clips and mashed them up to make sound like he's singing to the song.

*[http://www.youtube.com/user/PoisonRainVornado PoisonRainVornado], referred to as "Vornado", is the creator of the series [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsFmRy4LAw Internet Memes: Homestar Style!], in which he takes certain scenes from Homestar games and cartoons and sets them to audio from popular web phenomenon. He has also created the mash-up [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-_q3MDaaA Strong Bad Sings "Chocolate Rain"].

*[http://www.youtube.com/LuigiMario2009 LuigiMario2009]'s "The Super Luigi Show" has many Homestar Runner refrences. In the episode "Back To School", Patamon watches [[being mean]], and replies to Luigi saying: "I'm watching ''Strong Bad Email''!". Also in "Dinoween", once Luigi encounters Reptar, he gets the [[Jibblies 2| jibblies]], he also steals Strong Bad's line:
'''Luigi''': "All the good characters are gone!"

'''Patamon''': What about Shadow?

'''Luigi''': "all the GOOD characters!"

Once Shadow has been eaten, Luigi says:
"Now all the good AND the bad characters are gone!"

Patamon replies: "eh-hem!",
Luigi states:
"oh sorry, all but one."
Also in "Bad's Look Day", Patamon mention that "stickanie flowers only exist in the Homestar Runner World".
In "My Last 101 Things", Patamon makes impresions of Strong Bad, Homestar, Coach Z and Bubs.

*A YouTube user named [http://www.youtube.com/user/SonikDude101 SonikDude101] said [[jorb]] in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV4mJDYWXSg this video].
** Also, he made videos on walkthroughs on [[SBCG4AP]] from episodes 1 through 5.
*In YouTube user [http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson Ray William Johnson's] January 3, 2010 video, he uses the word "[[A Splode|assplode]]" when playing a video of a man getting blown off of his couch.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBzSvIbZr34] YouTube user [http://www.youtube.com/user/binkysuperstar BinkySuperStar] recreated Dangeresque 1 on Roblox, starring himself as Renaldo, Dangeresque Too, and Perducci, while user [http://www.youtube.com/user/theultimatedonut theultimatedonut] starred as Dangeresque, KillingYouGuy, and Cutesy Buttons.

*[[youtube:EAtBki0PsC0|A video of Beaker]] from [[The Muppets]] trying to perform "Dust In The Wind" parodies of negative YouTube comments and misspellings. When Beaker knocks over a candle and starts a fire, one of the comments is [[Trogdor|BURNINATION!]]
*[[youtube:gaP7UvOaM5E|A video on the 100 ways to die]] on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion shows "Highwayman[['d]]" and "Black Horse Courier'd" as deaths.
*[[youtube:XsfIkO52OK4|Caught Chatting Episode 4]] has Phil, when giving out points at the end, award "[[Homestar Runner]]" as a number of points.
*[[youtube:ixjnnPweYXY|Salad Fingers]] and Homestar Runner meet.
[[http://www.youtube.com/user/xParodyTVx]] has a video entitled "Ipod Akwardness" in which one of the characters in the video is wearing the Homsar shirt from the HR Store.

*A YouTube user named [http://www.youtube.com/user/SpinyMcSpleen3264 SpinyMcSpleen3264] has created two music-related videos based on Homestar Runner. The first is called [[youtube:dqk0L0L1CZ0|Golf Club Team? (based on the CGNU Fight Song)]] and features a short musical piece done using the Easter Egg from [[mascot]]. The second is [[youtube:tNIqWA8zY1o|a simple version]] of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] background theme done in the DSiWare app, Rhythm Core Alpha. The latter uses the typeface, AhnbergHand, and features Cheerleader being "WiNDOWS MOViE MAKER'D!".

== ytmnd ==
{{sitelanguagenotice}}
Many Homestar Runner-related [http://ytmnd.com You're The Man Now, Dog] pages have been [http://ytmnd.com/search?q=homestar&x=0&y=0 created], such as [http://hatesomuch.ytmnd.com/ this one], which involves the [[Cheat Commandos]], [http://hr10versary.ytmnd.com/ this one] which is an anniversary site, [http://homestarspin.ytmnd.com/ this one], which includes a scene from [[dangeresque 3]], and [http://ytmnd.com/search?q=freakin+duck&x=0&y=0 these], which all reference [[Main Page 13]]. <s>[http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ OH NOOOOOOES!!! MISSINGNO!]</s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20060304101602/http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ (cache)] had one of the [[System Sounds]] looping.

== [[Wikipedia: Zero Punctuation|Zero Punctuation]] ==
{{sitelanguagenotice}}
In the review of [[Wikipedia: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed|Star Wars: The Force Unleashed]], the text "Time Paradox'd" is displayed when Yahtzee describes Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker fighting each other. The reference is seen at 3:01 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/251-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed here]

==Zingtech==
The [http://www.zingtech.com/features/painting/ paintings] section of the website features an acrylic painting entitled [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|"Guy With a Big Knife"]].

[[Category:Sightings]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hundredaire
| Hundred and millionaire
| [[suntan]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2012-04-11T22:24:21Z

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and Musketeers
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[Robots|robot]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hundredaire
| Hundred and millionaire
| [[Suntan]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendezvous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

suntan

2012-04-11T22:18:24Z

EASports: /* Real-World References */

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[[Image:sbemail77.png|thumb|The one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad.]]

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach, which he markets to become a hundredaire.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, June 16, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:17

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{falsetto}'' e-mail!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
 
I thought you looked cute as a 
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair 
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking 
you might look even better if you got 
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've 
heard that a nice tan really 
helps your muscles stand out. 
 
Meg, 
KS</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "HEH-OH HEE! I think that's how you say that..." for the emoticon "^_~". He also reads "KS" as "K.S."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad. ''{clears screen}'' And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in The Field. Next to him are buckets labeled "Animal Phat — 'it's lard, yo!'" and "cocoa butter"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, c'mon, sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.

''{The King of Town enters, wearing round sunglasses}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sniffs}'' Gooh. ''{sniffs}'' Oh, there it is!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rising from his towel}'' There ''what'' is?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, nothing. Hi, Strong Bad. How are you this day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I was certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sneakily stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking}'' Oh, good. That's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving on to different smell—place. ''{shoots off to the left taking the cocoa butter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—? Hey! He took my cocoa butter!

''{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aw!

''{The words "6–8 hours later..." in the Compy email loading style appear on screen. Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again. His chest is now extremely pink. Marzipan enters with a large, green oriental-style paper umbrella, and she is smiling}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, how long have you been laying here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, six, maybe eight hours.

'''MARZIPAN:''' You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. ''{stands, admiring his non-existent abs}'' Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA. ''{Shaking hips. We can see that Strong Bad's back is lily-white.}'' Do-doot do.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. ''{produces a sharpie marker}'' Check it out, ''{draws abs onto his chest}'' one, two, threefourfivesix. ''{grins at Marzipan}'' Oops, forgot the hatching. ''{adds shading}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you supposed to have pecs?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't need 'em! That's why they call me Double A: ''All Abs!''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's weird.

''{Marzipan leaves}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.

''{Cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the professionals in ''{words appear on screen}'' Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter}'' Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thousand ''{pronounces "thousand" as "Thous And"}'', the ladies have been all up ons. ''{talking to Strong Bad off camera}'' All up ons? I don't know what that means!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But they don't! Especially now with all this Sharpie on my stomach.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just read the lines, man. ''{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding a plush lobster}'' Do you want to see Gooblies again or not?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave Gooby out of this!

''{Cut to a close-up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words "Act Now!" flashing at the top of the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and receive the Cloitsterizer ''{words appear at bottom of screen, as well as a cheese wedge with a string tacked to it}'' Abs-solutely free! ''{words disappear}'' Max out your ''{"Cloits and Dloits!!?!" flashes in center screen}'' Cloits and Dloits with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. ''{words appear}'' "They'll be all up ons!"

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Testimonial.PNG|thumb|right|"I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"]]
*Click on the little G tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster [[Gooblies]] to see a Homsar celebrity testimonial just before the "Act Now!" scene.

:''{Homsar is shown finishing drawing an adding machine displaying the word "SALAd" on his shirt. The words "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" are superimposed on the lower center of the screen.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaa-I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!

*Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's [[Ab-Abber 2000|Ab-Abber]].
<blockquote>Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 Instruction Manual
Use fine tip black 
marker(not included) 
to define the desired 
abdominal muscles 
(abs). Repeat as 
often as necessary.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual 
drawing</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The use of "^_~" to represent a wink is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticon]]. An emoticon, also called a smiley, is a sequence of printable characters such as :) or :-) that is intended to represent a facial expression and convey an emotion. Emoticons that can be understood without turning one's head to the side are often considered to be of [[Wikipedia:Emoticon#Eastern_style|East Asian style]].
*The first bucket says "Animal Phat." Phat is a slang word meaning "cool," although it's intended to mean actual fat in this case. This ties in with the second phrase on the bucket: "It's lard, yo!," both a reference to the bucket's contents and the play on words.

===Trivia===
*The emailer refers to [[japanese cartoon]].
*According to the commentary on the DVD:
**Matt actually once had a stuffed lobster named Gooblies.
**The sunglasses the King of Town wears actually belong to Marzipan. They were based on an old pair Matt had, which he broke while shooting the Fhqwhgads karaoke video for the DVD.
**[[The Cloitsterizer]] was actually an item that Matt and Mike saw a kid dragging in a thrift store.
*Marzipan is carrying a toothpick parasol one would normally receive with a tropical drink, only hers seems to be much larger than normal.

===Remarks===
*According to the instructions of the Ab-Abber 2000, all you get is the box itself and the instructions, as the marker is not included.
*Strong Bad appears to be sunburned after he lies in the sun for 6-8 hours, but doesn't appear to be feeling any pain.
*Strong Bad draws hatching on his abs on the opposite side of the shading on his body, as though the lighting was coming from two different directions.

===Goofs===
*The abs drawn on Strong Sad's stomach have the bizarre side effect of making his belly button completely disappear.
*When Strong Bad draws the abs on, his legs are in front of his body.
*When Strong Bad says "Her name was Email" in the email song, parts of his mask, though they appear cut off, protrude above his head instead of being flat on his face like usual.

===Inside References===
*When showing the commercial of the Ab-Abber 2000, the music that plays is taken from [[action figure]].
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*This is another appearance of the letter [[G]].

===Real-World References===
*The facial hair on the man in the instructions is very similar to the style that was adopted by [[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]].
*The term thousandaire was used in Rocky & Bullwinkle's Fractured Fairy Tales in a parody of Little Red Riding Hood, where one of the wolf's lines is "I'm on my way to being a thousandaire!" Hundredaire, on the other hand, is [[portmanteaus|purely Strong Bad]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sharpie (marker)|Sharpies]] are a brand of permanent marker.
*The "Like on the TV!!!" sticker is a reference to the "[[Wikipedia:As seen on TV (marketing)|As Seen on TV]]" logo seen on many products that were at one point advertised via commercial or infomercial.

===Fast Forward===
*The term [[All up ons]] became a running gag on the site.
*The [[The King of Town's Food#Cocoa Butter|cocoa butter]] reappears in [[the bet]] on The King of Town's food shelf.
*The word 'Thousandaire' appears later in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]].

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar celebrity testimonial is automatically enabled, so no selecting is required.
*The DVD version features hidden audio commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MATT:''' Welcome to "suntan."

'''MIKE:''' We're joined here by Marzipan once again.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of that song? That's a little more tender side of Strong— Strong Bad, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' He has this— He, he does have a tender side.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something else.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm listening right now.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I, I liked this e-mail...

'''MIKE:''' I like your, um... Well, we'll talk about it when it comes on.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay.

'''MATT:''' I remember we did this, it was kind of— Didn't I just come back from a vacation and actually had a pretty bad, pretty bad sunburn?

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, so, timely.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's true. You know, and after this e-mail for the next few months, uh, Matt and Mike both kept drawing abs on their bodies and going around shirtless in the studio. ''{Mike laughs}'' It was very distracting for most of us ladies.

'''MIKE:''' I wish I could have that towel.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, that— that's a towel that, conceptually I swear I've seen before, but now I've searched ''{Mike chuckles}'' far and wide and can't find one with a Bengal tiger on it. Or a Siberian tiger on it?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Those are— those are my sunglasses that the King of Town is wearing.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Those are pretty sweet.

'''MATT:''' They're modeled after these, uh, glasses I have for sunchaps  ''{unintelligible}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{short pause}'' That I actually just broke when we were doing the, uh, the half-pipe stuff for the karaoke video for "Everybody to the Limit."

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' They're broken now.

'''MIKE:''' You can watch that. If you watch closely, you can see the glasses fall off.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps watching her character enter frame on the e-mail}'' Oh! That is the, um, the umbrella from Mike's cocktail.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I just grabbed that at the last minute; I thought it really added to the scene.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I really like that.

'''MATT:''' It's clearly— yeah, it's clearly just a cocktail umbrella though, made large. ''{short pause}'' Now here's my favorite song. ''{Strong Bad says, "Do-do do" in the email}'' That's a good song.

'''MIKE:''' "Do-do do"?

'''MATT:''' Look, he's Neapolitan Strong Bad, with no chocolate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, it was really hot out that day.

'''MATT:''' It looks pretty hot. There's some sweltering orange sky back there.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, I did that uh...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Fortunately, I never sweat.

'''MIKE:''' ''{amused}'' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait, see? Look, Marzipan's eyes '''were''' backwards!

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

'''MATT:''' I, I apologize, Marzipan, on behalf of my brother Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It made working very difficult that day. ''{Mike chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' I bet. ''{pause}'' Did our friend Tobin coin that phrase? Or does he just use it?

'''MIKE:''' "Hundredaire"?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know; it's possible.

'''MATT:''' He uses it extensively, which is good.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who modeled for that, um, box top?

'''MIKE:''' Think it's Strong Bad.

'''MATT:''' Think it's Strong Bad himself.

'''MIKE:''' He's a character from our website. ''{Matt chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' The background is great, Mike; it's very true to the, to the infomercial—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ron— ''{chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' yeah, Ron, Ron Popeil.

'''MIKE:''' And here's, uh— Matt really had a, uh, stuffed lobster named Gooblies.

'''MATT:''' It's true. I don't know what Gooblies meant.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' There he is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' The Cloitsterizer is something we actually saw; eh, it's mentioned elsewhere on this DVD, but we saw a kid dragging that around a thrift store one day—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —a piece of wooden cheese on a string.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Ron Popeil|Ron Popeil]] is the founder of [[Wikipedia:Ronco|Ronco]] and is the inventor of the Pocket Fisherman, Mr. Microphone, and more recently the Showtime Rotisserie. Ronco's early television sales techniques are considered the progenitors of today's infomercials.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail77.html|watch "suntan"]]
*[[HR:sbemail77.swf|view the Flash file for "suntan"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pro-tardant
| Promote and retardant
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

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[[Image:lappysplosion.PNG|thumb|"So popular lately!"]]

Homestar's still checking his [[Hremails]]. Strong Bad's had enough.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (Easter egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bathroom of The Brothers Strong]], [[Athletic Field]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]], [[The Gymnasium]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 30, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:04

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is sitting at his [[hremail]] desk. He has bags under his eyes and is slouching. He slips further and further down over the next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{half-mumbling}'' And that, Gordon Tiecollarondemous, is why I decided to ''keep'' calling you Gordon Tiecollarondemous...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' Aaah! ''{A record scratch is heard.}'' I can't takes it no more!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, screaming.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody hand me a rake!

''{A rake is handed to Strong Bad. He grabs it and smacks Homestar with it. A white flash and an explosive-like effect on Homestar are seen when this happens.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Raaaake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the rake}'' Somebody hand me a shovel!

''{A shovel is handed to him. He smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shovel!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the shovel}'' Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!

''{A tool with a very spiky end is handed to Strong Bad. Again, he hits Homestar. Homestar comes back up with a "CENSORED" sign over his face; bruises and a stream of blood can be seen around it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmly}'' Aw, a Weasel.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wiping his brow}'' Phew.

''{Pan over to show Marzipan, holding the rake and shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Always happy to help!

''{Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down in front of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!

''{He closes the Lappy, leaving a faint backwards "Lappy 486" in the wall behind it. He pushes it off to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on ''Steak Sandwich!''

''{He places said sandwich on the desk in front of him to a trumpet fanfare. Cut to a solo image of the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition ''{a steak-shaped logo for this appears in the corner}'' is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, ''{a logo for "Sauteed Onions Ghz" appears}'' grilled mushrooms, ''{a logo for "Grilled Mushrooms 32x" appears}'' and all right, never mind.

''{The Steak logo swivels as though its left side was no longer supported while the other logos fall off the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?

''{Cut to a rear view of the desk, as Strong Bad looks at the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff. ''{to the Lappy}'' All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.

''{He pushes the sandwich aside and returns the Lappy to its rightful position. He opens the Lappy and a startup tone is heard. Cut to behind Strong Bad. The Female Lappy is visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No...

''{Cut back to show Senor Cardgage standing near Strong Bad, holding the sandwich. Strong Bad is smiling.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' This steak samwich is Beverly ''clearly'' my complooter, Bathsheba.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still smiling}'' Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Ummmmm... no.

''{Strong Bad lowers his head in disappointment. Senor Cardgage turns around and starts walking in place while his hair gets slightly blown, and sounds of traffic are heard. Strong Bad looks up in confusion, and starts to nervously lean back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sounding uncomfortable}'' I'm quite scared right now.

''{Cut to the Lappy as Strong Bad turns back to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's start over. ''{types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!

''{He presses Return. The following comes up with a ding: "Oh, smokes! You have 2 new messages!", which are "Coolness" from "Kelly" and "Thanks for loaning me your rake" from "Homestar".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well, a half-''four'' messages waiting for me isn't bad. ''{He brings up "Coolness".}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: coolness</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw? 
 
From, 
Kelly 
USA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad echoes his own name. He says Kelly's name in a slightly seductive tone, leading into "USA" as "Oosa".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east! ''{typing}'' That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think? That's like me asking, "Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?" ''{not typed}'' Or... ''{clears screen, typing:}'' "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?" You gotta narrow it down somehow. Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?

''{Cut to the kitchen of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is pretending to eat from a cereal bowl with a spoon. Strong Sad is standing next to him, wearing a tuxedo, and looking expectantly at a toaster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{poorly acting}'' Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.

''{The toaster pops up a breakfast pastry with a conspicuous red light on it. Strong Sad catches it. Over the next line, the light begins to blink faster and faster while making ticking noises.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer Pop-Tart with a vengeance! Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven— OOOHHH!!

''{The Pop-Tart explodes into green goo, which gets all over Strong Sad and leaves a couple of green stain drips on the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in his bathroom, holding a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz I've caused ''plenty'' of those.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.

''{Cut to the Athletic Field. Strong Bad is talking to Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like, "Dooooooj!" ''{some drops of spit fly away from him toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ya don't say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!" ''{more drops of spit fly toward Coach Z, who draws back}''

'''COACH Z:''' You say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like, "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"

''{Strong Bad draws out the explosion. A wave of spit drops flies toward Coach Z for nearly eight seconds. As Strong Bad continues the explosion, Coach Z pulls out a bar of soap and a bottle of "PORT PLUS +". He rubs the soap on his body and dumps some shampoo over his hat. He then tosses the bottle away and rubs his hat, which becomes sudsy.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad! I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has to!

''{Strong Bad spits a few more drops toward Coach Z. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was. ''And'' the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!

''{Cut to Strong Sad talking to Coach Z in the Athletic Field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said-a, like... "Ptoo."

''{A single large drop of spit flies toward Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{angrily}'' Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if history has taught us anything, then we all know that the coolest explosions have come from my very own computers.

''{A quick montage results where the Tandy explodes, throwing Strong Bad back, Strong Bad knocks the Tandy off the desk with an inexplicable explosion, Bubs' shotgun blows a hole in the Compy, Strong Mad gulps from a mini-explosion from the Compy, and the Tandy explodes in a green pixelated mushroom cloud with Homestar nearby. Cut back to the Lappy, with the female Lappy visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But waimt, Strong Bad, does that means?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm afraid so, sweet Lappy. I figured that USB self-destruct button I bought a couple weeks ago woulda clued you in.

''{Cut to a closeup of a big red button with "dooj" written on it, connected to the Lappy via USB. Then cut to a rear view of the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... it's time. ''{Cut to behind Strong Bad}'' Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sadly}'' That's a great idea, Lappy. ''{cut to rear view of the desk}'' Good bye. ''{presses the button}'' Dooj.

''{Cut to a silhouette of the house with a tree beside it. The explosion knocks the tree away and blows the roof clear of the house. Two shockwaves appear as part of the explosion. A ghostly image of the Female Lappy icon with fangs appears in the explosion.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So popular lately.

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z on lawn chairs, watching the explosion.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oooooor! Awwwwwr! 
'''BUBS:''' Ooooooh! Awwwwww!

'''COACH Z:''' I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one. I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!

'''BUBS:''' ''{pointing at Coach Z}'' Ponk!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, standing next to the desk. Strong Bad himself is unharmed, but the desk is broken in two from the explosion and the paint has been torn away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now that—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{poking in from the side; quickly}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is what I call—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{more angrily; still quickly}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —a—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears off the side and reappears upside-down}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping forward on his knee}'' —comeback!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears and reappears rightside-up, makes an annoyed sigh}''

''{Homestar disappears while Strong Bad looks upward.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, if a paper survived that, maybe come down... now?

''{Black ashes fall from the top of the screen. Strong Bad looks down at them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Looks like I need a new one of those, too.

==Easter Eggs==
*When the [[Lappy]] tells [[Strong Bad]] to put his catch phrase about computer destruction on his "bwees-ness" cards, click "bwees-ness card" to see a business card for a computer destruction business.
*At the end, click on the center hole in the wall to see an exchange between [[Strong Sad]] as Gardenboy from [[yes, wrestling]] and [[The Announcer]].
:''{Cut to a scene at the [[Gymnasium]] with The Announcer at the left and Gardenboy at the right}''
:'''GARDENBOY:''' Well, you know, announcer man, that's right! All you gophers out there better listen up! The Magnificent Marzipan stole all Gardenboy's garden tools, and I don't care if she's a women's champion, a men's champion, a half woman-half man's champion... Uh, do we have one of those?
:'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Uh, yes, I believe we do.
:'''GARDENBOY:''' Well, can I fight them instead?

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Saag|Saag paneer]] is an Indian curry based dish consisting of spinach, mustard leaf, curry, and [[Wikipedia:Paneer|paneer cheese]].

===Trivia===
[[File:Homestar uncensored.png|thumb|"Aw, a Weasel."]]
*The hiatus between [[email thunder]] and this email (280 days, or nine months and one week) was the longest gap between any two Strong Bad Emails until July 13, 2010, when 281 days had elapsed since the posting of [[videography]].
*Although it is only visible for a fraction of a second, the text on Homestar's desk has now been changed to "Still this guy!"
*When the Flash file is decompiled, Homestar's battered face is visible behind the censored box.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container|mega race]]".
*This episode marks the first time Strong Bad actually acknowledges how creepy [[Senor Cardgage]] is.
**To be fair, it also marks the first time Senor Cardgage exhibits [[Homsar]]-like [[Homsar#Homsar_and_the_Laws_of_Physics|reality-altering powers]].
*This is the first time the exterior of [[House of the Brothers Strong|Strong Bad's house]] is shown outside of [[SBCG4AP]].
*Strong Bad's [[Periodicals|newspaper]] contains the following [[News Articles|articles]]:
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Back Pape
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Da NewsPapes
|-
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | A sports player signed a contract worth a bunch of money. "Whooey!" said the player's uncle. "I could buy a car with that much cashness."
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | Global relations set all types of box office records this weekend. Studio execs were encouraged by the turn -around. So was I.
|}
*This is the only [[hremail]] accessible from [[Denny's Menu]], as well as the only one accessible from outside the [[New Stuff]] page, not counting the unnamed hremail in [[email thunder]].
*There is no link to email Strong Bad in this email.

===Remarks===
*In [[virus]], the virus caused everything to become corrupted. As part of the corruption, Bubs' shotgun resembled Homestar's leg. However, in the flashback, the shotgun is clearly still a shotgun even before the [[Compy 386]] is shot.
**After the virus was gone, Bubs was seen using a pump action shotgun, when in this clip, it is a double-barreled shotgun.
*Homestar Runner's email was not blocked by [[Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] or his Idiot Filter, as all Homestar emails are in [[candy product]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]], respectively.
*The USB standard had not yet been invented at the time 486-based laptops were available.
*This email contains several instances of [[Deliberately Poor English]].
*Marzipan's Garden Weasel has five wheels with four tines each, while real models have six wheels with eight tines each.
*The subject of Kelly's message, "Coolness", is spelled with a capital 'C' when shown in Strong Bad's inbox. However, when Strong Bad opens the message, "coolness" is displayed with a lowercase 'c'.
*Strong Bad claims to have bought the self-destruct button several weeks ago, although at the beginning of the e-mail he was not expecting to be using the Lappy anymore.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is hit with the Garden Weasel, his face is still visible. The bruises, scars, and blood only appear ''after'' the camera zooms in.
*When the ashes of the paper come down, they fall in front of Strong Bad, but after, some are behind Strong Bad on the floor. Also, although Strong Bad does not move, he is standing on some of the ashes as well.
*When Strong Bad is holding the Garden Weasel and wiping his head, the arm wiping his head is not visible.
*The word "millennium" is misspelled during the description of the steak sandwich.
*For one frame the black part of Strong Bad's mask in the reflection comes off the Tandy when Strong Bad punches it.
*Strong Bad's pants switch from having a purple sheen to having a gray sheen during the course of the cartoon.
*When Strong Bad asks Kelly if she wants to know about the coolest explosion with "blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately", he puts a period after it, when the sentence is in the form of a question.


===Inside References===
*The text on the mug on Homestar's desk appears to read "Auntie Gertr♥de's Tea", which is likely a reference to [[Aunt Gert]], the pantyhose doll from [[garage sale]].
*The explosion montage comprises scenes from [[gimmicks]], [[invisibility]] (slightly modified; see below), [[virus]] (not previously depicted), [[retirement]] (B), and [[retirement]] (A), respectively.
**In his flashback, the broken [[Tandy 400]] explodes when Strong Bad knocks it off his desk. There was no such explosion in [[invisibility]].
*The broken section of wall above the destroyed desk is the same shape as the the broken section of wall behind the Compy at the end of [[virus]].
*[[Onomatopoeia|Dooj]], as the USB self-destruct button reads, is a common sound effect used for explosions in the Homestar Runner Universe.
*The scene of Bubs and Coach Z in the field is reminiscent of [[Happy Fireworks]], in which the two watched [[fireworks]] in a similar fashion.
**Likewise, the can of [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] reappears.
**Oddly enough, this toon appeared just several days before the 4th of July, the holiday Happy Fireworks was about.
*Strong Sad's "Gardenboy" wrestling persona (seen in the Easter egg) originated in the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The entire toon is about [[explosions]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when Senor Cardgage first shows up in his house, and he and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] both smile in the Pop-Tart scene.
*Although censored, [[blood]] can still be seen trickling down Homestar Runner's face after being hit with the garden weasel.
*The scene in which Strong Bad introduces his "new computer" is a parody of the [[Lappy 486]]'s intro in the email [[animal]]. The background is originally from [[The Show]].
*Strong Bad's description of the explosion to Coach Z includes [[Spitting|spitting]].
*Coach Z's "Port Plus" was previously mentioned in [[Jibblies 2]], where he asked the [[Horrible Painting]] for some.
*The Lappy's pronunciation "bwees-ness" was used previously in [[theme park]], where Strong Bad makes fun of how the email's author misspells "business".
*Strong Sad exclaiming "Oh, child!" echoes [[retirement]], when the Lappy exclaimed the same thing.
*The "Fightin' Coach Zs" logo from [[One Two, One Two]] appears on the athletic field.
*Strong Bad's line "Aaah! I can't takes it no more!" from offscreen is reminiscent of [[First Time Here?]].
*"Org-ethnic" is a [[portmanteau]] of "[[organic]]" and "ethnic".
*The image of a [[Lappy_486#Female_Lappy_486|Female Lappy]] with [[Fangs|fangs]] in the explosion could be a reference to the ghosts of the [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]], as seen in the end of [[retirement]].
**The fanged Lappy itself appeared previously in [[SBCG4AP]], when you [[DELETED]] an email.
*Strong Bad imitating an echo when he reads "Dear Strong Bad," is reminiscent of the beginning of [[redesign]], in which Strong Bad's voice actually echoed as he read those words. (redesign had been released after an extensive hiatus between Strong Bad Emails.)
*Strong Bad reading "Da Newspapes" in the bathroom refers to [[candy product]] and [[underlings]], complete with matching articles and similar one-liners.
*The pop-tart scene involves Strong Bad [[Poor Acting|acting poorly]].

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Garden Weasel|Garden Weasel]] is a garden implement made famous mainly through late night infomercials.
*Strong Bad's remark that Kelly-Usa sounds exotic is a reference to the [[Snopes:business/genius/usa.asp|urban legend]] about Japan renaming a town Usa. This legend was also referenced in [[Donut Unto Others]].
*Senor Cardgage's "Beverly clearly" is a reference to children's author [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Pop-Tarts|Pop-Tart]] is a popular breakfast pastry that comes in several flavors and is commonly prepared with a toaster.
*Coach Z's "PORT PLUS +" is a reference to the shampoo/conditioner "Pert Plus", just in a Coach Z accent.
*Strong Bad's "Dooj" button resembles the "Easy" button from commercials for [[Wikipedia:Staples Inc.|Staples]], an office supply chain.
*The Fanged Lappy appearing in a cloud over Strong Bad's house could also be a reference to the movie poster for the original [[Wikipedia:Fright Night|Fright Night]] which featured a female vampire face baring its fangs in a cloud over the hero's house.
*Homestar's repeating the phrase "Don't call it a comeback" is a reference to the first line of "[[WIkipedia:Mama Said Knock You Out (song)|Mama Said Knock You Out]]" by [[Wikipedia:LL Cool J|LL Cool J]].
*Gardenboy's line in the Easter Egg that he doesn't care if Marzipan is a "women's champion or man's champion..." is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Andy Kaufman]], the intergender wrestling champion.
*Those "blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately" is commonly referred to as the [[Wikipedia:Praxis effect|Praxis Effect]], named after the explosion of the Klingon moon of the same name at the beginning of the movie [[Wikipedia:Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country|Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country]]. Its use in the movie is generally considered to be the first acknowledged use of the effect.

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail3184.html|watch "hremail3184"]]
*[[HR:hremail3184.swf|view the Flash file for "hremail3184"]]
*[[Forum:15632|forum thread re: "hremail3184"]]

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Portmanteaus

2011-09-13T23:31:34Z

EASports: undid revision 724283; That's not how the "pro" prefix works in this case. This is part of promote + part of retardant, thus a portmanteau.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pro-tardant
| Promote and retardant
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Ingenuitizing
| Ingenuity and prioritizing
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pro-tardant
| Promote and retardant
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pro-tardant
| Promote and retardant
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2011-07-30T00:24:47Z

EASports: /* K */ Only the center word was actually a portmanteau.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
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! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2011-06-10T00:17:44Z

EASports: Gave each its own line.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and minuscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire
| Hundred and millionaire
| [[suntan]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thousandaire
| Thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

2011-06-10T00:13:09Z

EASports: /* G */ I think "gewd" is more of a personalized spelling than a portmanteau. Typo fix also.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and minuscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

your funeral

2011-03-19T22:59:46Z

EASports: /* Easter Eggs */

{{sbenav|168}}
[[Image:Sbemail 168.png|thumb|"Peaceful is ''not'' how I roll!"]]

Strong Bad makes plans for his funeral.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Shut up, Lady|Lady]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Taranchula]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], Visitation Room, [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], Futuristic Warehouse (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, March 12, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email? With my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: funeral</div>
Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad, 
What do you think your funeral would be like? 
Sincerely Yours, 
Bibendum
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh man, Addendum. My funeral's going to be off all of the following: the hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon. ''{clears screen}'' First, I'll have to deal with the most difficult decision a newlydead faces: what to do with my stinking, rotten remains. I don't want to be just lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers—

''{Cut to Strong Bad with his eyes blacked out and paler skin lying surrounded by flowers in a coffin with the word "COUGHIN'" on the side. Organ music is heard. Behind him is a noticeably fat person wearing a ducky shirt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —and sweat-smelling followers.

'''LADY:''' Oh, he looks ''so'' peaceful.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head}'' Shut up, lady! Peaceful is ''not'' how I roll.

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's why I'm gonna be taxidoimied! Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse—

''{Cut to a white background. Strong Bad is standing on a log that says "Yosemite National Park" and holding a cougar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —suplexing a cougar. ''{high voice}'' Mrow! ''{normally}'' It'll be kept in a place of honor for ''{fade to Marzipan's house}'' all the world to want to make out with.

''{Homestar Runner enters from the right with a brown hat and jacket; he hangs them on the Strong Bad statue.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I'm home!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning in from the left}'' Did you find the DNA evidence?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not yet, but I'm getting close!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, maybe I'll just preserve myself fetal pig-style in a mason jar filled with the salty tears—

''{Cut to a jar filled with a liquid looking like water with a mostly-preserved Strong Bad inside. The corpse is missing several pieces of flesh and has an exposed ribcage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —of all the heartbroken private school girls that will pine-uh for me-uh.

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That way, there'll be something left to re-animate once the zombie uprising cometh. ''{speaks hurriedly, pausing between sentences}'' In 2046. On March 31st. At 2:03 pm. ''{clears screen, talks normally}'' And while I'm a big fan of the classic ''{sings to the tune of Chopin's funeral march}'' "dunh-dunh-da-dunh-Dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh," ''{normally}'' my funeral dirge would be written and performed by Taranchula!!

''{Cut to the Field. Strong Sad is wearing a black tie and carrying the jar containing Strong Bad's remains. Metal music begins to play.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' Ooh hoo ha ha haaa.

''{Pan out; Strong Sad and the jar are silhouetted and The Cheat is following behind, whipping Strong Sad with a whip. Strong Mad and Bubs follow.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{singing}'' Brother in a jar! Brother in a jar! Brotherinajar!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Since I'm not very confident in Strong Mad or The Cheat's public speaking abilities, I'll pre-record my own eulogy and have it played back on 5 boomboxes—

''{Cut back to the field: five [[boomboxes]], including the [[booOOMbox]] and one made of cardboard, are stacked between two large vases with roses in them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —stacked on top of each other!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{playing off of boom boxes}'' Greetings, blubbering masses! Pull yourselves together! And turn off the snot works! We are gathered here to di— ''{electronic noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{playing off of boom boxes}'' I hope I'm not recording over anything important! OK, drap it! ''{rhythmically}'' Coach, Z, Coach, Z, 1, 2—

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z. Both are wearing ties, and Coach Z notably is sulking his head, has bags under his eyes, with eyelids depressingly lowered. While Coach Z's voice continues, Bubs turns slowly to angrily glare at Coach Z, who begins to doink and move his arms to the beat without changing his expression.}''

'''COACH Z:''' —3, 4, I said Coach, Z, Coach, Z, 1, 2—

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in a black suit and propeller cap standing behind a pulpit between two vases of roses.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sadly}'' Thank you, Strong Bad. ''{Coach Z's music is replaced with organ music}'' And now, a reading from the book of phone. ''{places and opens a phone book on the pulpit}'' Chapter 16, ''{turns page}'' Pizza Places. Aardvark Pizza. Abraham Lincoln's Pizza Cabin. ''{turns page}'' Acupuncture and Pizza: ''{voice begins to waver}'' Open late, free delivery! ''{closes and puts phone book away}'' And now, Strong Sad will perform an interpretive dance based on his brother's life.

''{A gong sounds, followed by drums. Cut to Strong Sad dancing onto the scene wearing a leotard. Strong Sad and the music stop at the sound of shattering glass; some drops of water fly in from the left. Cut to Strong Bad's corpse, which has broken open the jar. His eyes remain black and his body disfigured. The audience gasps. Strong Bad shakes his head dry.}''

'''ZOMBIE STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking in a distorted voice}'' Sorry, everybody. Funeral's over. Not even death can stop me from stopping my leotarded brother prancing around in my honor.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But you never got to see my Chaup au Fan!

''{Cut to Strong Bad}''

'''ZOMBIE STRONG BAD:''' You keep your chappy thong to yourself, Mister!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die. Okay! Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly. Anyone? ''{softer and with progressively smaller text}'' Zombies? Jelly? Grapity?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Chapaufan.PNG|thumb|CHAUP AU FAN!!]]
[[Image:Acupuncturepizza.png|thumb|From the Book of Phone, Chapter 16, Pizza Places.]]
*Click on "Bibendum" to see a picture of Strong Sad as the Michelin Man (aka Bibendum) with a caption that reads "Chaup Au Fan!!".
*Click on the phone book when Homestar says "Acupuncture and Pizza" to see an ad for it.
*At the end of the email, click on the word "zombies" (the first occurrence) to see a clip of [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] in their 2046 forms.
:''{Cut to a scene with a future Pom Pom and Strong Sad in a purple room with cardboard boxes and flickering lights. Both are smoking cigars. Pom Pom has a gray [[Wikipedia:flattop|flat top]] and is wearing an ammo belt. Strong Sad's arms are muscular and he is covered with scars; his face is covered in stubble. The phrase "THE YEAR 2046..." is subtitled onscreen. Heavy metal music is heard in the background.}''
:'''FUTURE STRONG SAD:''' ''{deep and raspy voice}'' Fall back. The zombies have broken through our defenses!
:''{Cut to a pale orange room with Strong Bad standing in front of an open door. Strong Bad has stuck part of a brain on the left side of his head and is wearing ripped denim jeans.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' BLAUGHRG! ''{grape jelly oozes out of his mouth}''
:''{Cut back to Strong Sad and Pom Pom.}''
:'''FUTURE STRONG SAD:''' We need to activate the doomsday device. ''{zoom in on Strong Sad's face}'' Get the leotard!
:'''TARANCHULA:''' Brotherinajar!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"[[Wikipedia:Off-the-grid|Off the grid]]" is a method of providing power, water and other utilities to a building that does not use the public utility grids. It is also a slang term for living outside of normal society, so that one cannot be traced by the government or other authorities.
*"Off the wagon" is a phrase meaning a recovering alcoholic has started drinking again.
*A [[Wikipedia:Suplex|suplex]] is an offensive move often used in professional, olympic, and collegiate wrestling where a wrestler essentially flips their opponent over their shoulders.
*[[Wikipedia:Taxidermy|Taxidermy]] is the practice of preserving dead animals (usually sport game shot by a hunter) by stuffing them full of sand or sawdust to retain their natural posture for display as trophies.
*An [[Wikipedia: addendum|addendum]] is "something added or to be added, especially a supplement to a written work."
*A [[Wikipedia: leotard|leotard]] is a one-piece dance outfit or a swimsuit.
*Strong Bad's reference to "fetal-pig style" refers to the use of unborn [[Wikipedia:Fetal pig|pigs]], a by-product of the meat packing industry, being commonly packaged in formaldehyde and used for study in high school biology.
* A [[Wikipedia: Thong (clothing)|thong]] is an underwear item.
* [[Wikipedia: Acupuncture|Acupuncture]] is a technique of inserting and manipulating filiform needles into "acupuncture points" on the body with the aim of restoring health and well-being.
*The reading of the phone book during the funeral refers to the practice of reading out of the [[Wikipedia:Bible|Bible]] or other religious text during most religious funerals.
**Books in the Bible are usually referred to as the "Book of _____."

===Trivia===
*This email was actually available several hours before the official "New Strong Bad Email" button appeared. It was accessible by clicking on the "email soon" button or by typing in the URL.
*This email originally did not have a visible loading screen at the beginning or the Bibendum Easter egg. Both were added several hours after the email was released.
*The tape in the [[booOOMbox]] reads "my COOLogy". COOLogy is a [[portmanteau]].
* "Chaup Au Fan" is intended to sound like [[French]], but doesn't really mean anything. It probably refers to the French names for many [[Wikipedia:Glossary of ballet|ballet dance steps]].
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad details his off the hook funeral plans."

===Remarks===
[[Image:Homestar eulogy your funeral.png|thumb|A reading from the book of phone.]]
*Chapter 16 of the phone book contains pizza places because P is the 16th letter in the English alphabet.
*The Easter egg is the first time we see Strong Sad with visible teeth (although it is a different incarnation than usual).
*When Strong Sad carries the jar, the liquid inside defies the laws of physics: it ought to be level with the horizon, but is at the same angle as the jar.
*The coat that Homestar hangs on the stuffed cougar has sleeves for arms, but Homestar [[Lack of Visible Arms|has no visible arms]].
*When Strong Bad is dead, his eyes are [[Strong Bad Evolution|that of his 5th design, but black.]]
===Goofs===
*When Strong Sad is carrying the jar before the funeral, the image of Strong Bad as a corpse has been reversed (the ribs on Strong Bad's right side are exposed rather than the ones on his left side) compared to the other two times he's shown like that (on the table and when he breaks out of the jar).
*When Strong Sad is carrying the jar, Strong Bad's leg bones are visible through the rips at his knees, but when he breaks out, there is skin on both legs.
*The first shot in Strong Sad's Easter egg shows 2046 Strong Sad with scars on his body and no belly button. However, his body in the close-up shot has a belly button and no scars.
*On the same easter egg, viewing the flash file shows when Strong Sad lifts his arm, he grows another arm.

===Glitches===
*One pixel's worth of Homestar's eyes is visible when he closes his eyes as he reads his eulogy, at the bottom of where his left eye is (on the viewer's right) when it is open. The pixel blinks at the normal Homestar rate.
**This is not visible when zooming in any way into the Flash file, whether the viewer is on the HTML file or the Flash file itself.

===Inside References===
*This is the fourth email in a row mentioning [[DNA evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].
*This is another mention of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|Strong Bad typing with boxing gloves on]] (though not directly addressed).
*The fat man at Strong Bad's funeral is wearing a [[duckie shirt]].
*The lady commenting on Strong Bad's peacefulness and Strong Bad saying, "[[Shut up, lady]]!" is a reference to [[bottom 10]], when a lady with a similar voice commented on the "desserts with dangerous names", with the same response by Strong Bad.
*"Coughin'" is a [[homophone]].
*One of the [[boomboxes]] is named [[Twice]][[style]].
*Strong Bad performing a suplex on the cougar is another example of a [[professional wrestling]] move.
*This is another reference to [[Prancing]].
*2046 Strong Sad and Pom Pom are shown [[smoking]]. Strong Sad also appears with a cigar in the Bibendum Easter egg.
*Abraham Lincoln's Pizza Cabin is another mention of both [[pizza]] and [[Presidents]].
*In the Bibendum Easter egg, Strong Sad has the same carefully arranged row of [[peas]] and corn on his dinner plate as in [[looking old]].
*Strong Bad's comment about his party being "off the wagon" is another reference to [[alcohol]].
*This email heavily involves [[death]].
*The 2046 version of Pom Pom has the same style of hair as the wig he wore in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Strong Bad's desire to record his own eulogy alludes to his previously expressed doubts regarding the coherency of The Cheat's and Strong Mad's speech in [[cheat talk]].
*The vocal effect used for Strong Bad after he breaks out of the jar is the same one used by Strong Bad, Homestar, and Bubs as paramecia in [[highschool]].
*Strong Sad says "Chaup Au Fan" with the same accent and hand motions he used to say "Chaperone" in [[senior prom]].
*Coach Z's recording (Coach Z, Coach Z, 1-2-3-4) is similar to the first few lines of [[These peoples try to fade me]].

===Real-World References===
*"Screaming Yellow Strong Bad" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Screaming Yellow Zonkers|Screaming Yellow Zonkers]], which was a snack product consisting of yellow glaze-covered popcorn. They were discontinued in 2007.
*The Bibendum Easter egg is a direct reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Michelin_Poster_1898.jpg the classic ad] in which [[Wikipedia:Michelin|Michelin]] introduced [[Wikipedia:Michelin#Bibendum|Bibendum]], later to become the company's mascot.
*[[Wikipedia:Yosemite National Park|Yosemite]] is a national park located in California.
**One of the most common predators in the area is the [[Wikipedia: mountain lion|mountain lion]], which is featured on the statue.
*The classic funeral march Strong Bad sings is from the third movement of [[Wikipedia:Frédéric Chopin|Frédéric Chopin]]'s [[Wikipedia:Piano Sonata No. 2 (Chopin)|Piano Sonata No. 2 in B flat minor, op. 35]].
*[[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]] was born in a one-room log cabin, and the concept of the log cabin is often associated with him.
*Coach Z's dance and facial expression are reminiscent of Michael Jackson's [[Wikipedia:Thriller (music video)|music video for Thriller]], which also featured zombies.
**The video is also referenced by Strong Bad claiming to have his own "mouthful of grape jelly". Grape jelly was used for the gory effects in the video, and in one shot of a zombie, a mouthful of "gore" drips from its mouth.
*Homestar reading from "the book of phone" refers to the various books in the [[Wikipedia: Holy Bible|Bible]], typically read from at [[religion|Christian]] funerals.

===Fast Forward===
*The DNA scene would be revisited in the big toon [[DNA Evidence]], which also includes a scene where Homestar actually wears the trenchcoat while visiting The [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
*Coach Z would again start a rap song by saying "Drap it!" in the email [[being mean]].

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Hey, get this. "Hey man, your funeral. Heh."

'''MATT:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' "Hey man, your funeral. Heh."

'''MATT:''' Why do you think that's funny?

'''MIKE:''' "Hey man, your funeral."

'''MATT:''' Stop saying that! ''{Mike laughs}'' Why do you think that's funny?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, that's the title of this cartoon. "Hey man, your funeral."

'''MATT:''' Augh! Stop saying! Gonna start this over ''{Mike laughs}'' if you're not careful. You better start saying something good and interesting. And insightful.

'''MIKE:''' ''{reading off the screen}'' "...the wagon. First, I'll have to deal with the most..." ''{Matt screams}'' Come on, come on, come on! Alright, sorry.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Um, have you ever thought about Strong Bad's funeral?

'''MATT:''' I like that guy's sweat-smelling follower. That guy's disgusting. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' He was not very, um... well-dressed for Strong Bad's funeral.

'''MATT:''' Hey, wearing a duck shirt to Strong Bad's funeral is pretty... appropriate.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Oooh, the DNA evidence.

'''MIKE:''' What episode is this of the DNA? We're doing these commentaries out of order.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, this is a few episodes in, I think.

'''MIKE:''' Two or three in.

'''MATT:''' Unnatural I think is the first one.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''MATT:''' Maybe. I dunno.

'''MIKE:''' So is that a really small Strong Bad or a really giant counter and jar?

'''MATT:''' Well, in that picture it's just supposed to make you think that there's a really small Strong Bad. But then he's, later on, in a really giant jar.

''{pause as Strong Bad sings the funeral march}''

'''MATT:''' ''{singing the punchline tune}'' Doo doot doot doo doot doot!

'''MATT and MIKE:''' Dink!

'''MATT:''' Is that a King's Quest that did that, or Space Quest?

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah... I think it was a King's Quest?

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah, brother in a jar!

''{pause while the "Brother in a Jar" song plays}''

'''MATT:''' That was a good song!

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating guitar}'' Waaaaooo. ''{Mike laughs}'' Oo, I like Strong Sad's thin black tie.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. You think it was leather? We have a thin black leather tie, right?

'''MATT:''' I had one.

'''MIKE:''' Used to wear it with a red shirt, I think?

'''MATT:''' Red, yeah, there's a picture.

'''MIKE:''' Maybe to Uncle John's...

'''MATT:''' Cousin Jim's...

'''MIKE:''' Cousin Jim's graduation, maybe?

'''MATT:''' No, Cousin Jim's, uh...

'''MIKE:''' Wedding?

'''MATT:''' Wedding!

'''MIKE:''' You think, no...

'''MATT:''' No, that's the one where we both have navy blazers with khaki pants ''{Mike laughs}'' and red ties.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' "D" batts, yo! That's what you put in that jambox. I like how Coach Z's very forlornly starts busting a move.

'''MIKE:''' He can't help it!

'''MATT:''' Bubs has a pretty nice wide tie there, too. Short tie.

'''MIKE:''' It's got one of those, what do you call it, a Windsor knot?

'''MATT:''' Is that Windsor?

'''MIKE:''' Really thick...

'''MATT:''' I learned, I learned... that's the only one I can really tie. I think I know how to tie a Windsor knot well. 'Cause there was instructions included with my...

'''MIKE:''' One of your ties?

'''MATT:''' ...H&M suits that I bought.

'''MIKE:''' Oh.

'''MATT:''' It told me how to tie a tie.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Say. Say. Oh that's good. I like that music in the background. Some random bongos and a gong.

''{pause as Strong Bad breaks out of the jar and Strong Sad wants to demonstrate his chaup au fan}''

'''MIKE:''' It's, uh..., what do you think his chaup au fan is?

'''MATT:''' Uh, it's where you put your hands over your head in a little, in a little half circle, or a circle.

'''MIKE:''' Is that it though? So did he show us his chaup au fan right there? Or more?

'''MATT:''' No no no, but I'm sure... I think you're probably prancing at the same time.

'''MIKE:''' We can talk about the Easter egg that you, we won't have commentary over, with the zombie-killer Pom Pom and Strong Sad that's pretty good.

'''MATT:''' I'd like to make a cartoon with them someday.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we should.

'''MATT:''' I like that. ''{The Paper comes down}'' Dook.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The first email mentioning DNA evidence was [[strong badathlon]], not [[unnatural]] as Matt guesses.
*King's Quest and Space Quest are classic Sierra games, referenced in several places throughout the website, especially [[Peasant's Quest]].

==External Links==
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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

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[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/portmanteau a] [[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|real]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portmanteau thing]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:00, 25 January 2011</s>
:Is that really how you want to play this? ''*sigh*''. Fine. Stop. If you continue "censoring" pages as you have been, you will be blocked. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:10, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

japanese cartoon

2011-03-01T02:40:56Z

EASports: /* Real-World References */ The website for the game says the name did not come from this toon.

{{sbenav|57}}

[[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|"Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."]]

Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:02

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,
''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
what would you look like as a 
japanese cartoon and what would 
it be about? 
 
-james f.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "f." as "fffffffffff"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.

''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!

''{Stinkoman, the anime Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.

''{1-Up, the 20X6 Homestar Runner, walks in}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!

'''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.

''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!

''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''

<blockquote>Challenge and fighting and 
Fighting the challenge tonight. 
 
Everybody's fighting for the 
Challenge of the fighting and the 
 
Challenge and fighting and 
Fighting the challenge tonight.</blockquote>

''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}

'''Executive Producer'''

'''H. Yamauchi'''

'''Producer'''

'''S. Miyahon'''

''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''

'''Director'''

'''S. Miyahon'''

'''Ten Ten'''

'''Designer'''

'''Ten Ten'''

''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''

'''Programmer'''

'''T. Nakazoo'''

'''MaruMaru'''

'''Sound Composer'''

'''Konchan'''

''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!

''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''

'''Director'''

'''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''

'''Designer'''

'''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''

'''Combolations'''

'''Oolong Singy'''

'''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''

''{This final "credit" is clickable to e-mail Strong Bad.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the words "Japanese cartoons" to see Stinkoman in action.
*At the end of "Stinko Man K 20X6", click on "Japanese cartoons" again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...
*During the previous Easter egg, click on the "NES Endings" video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.
** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:
*#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''
*#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''
*#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has "BLUE HAiR" and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)
*#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])
*#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''
*#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (video game)|Rygar]]''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says "Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon."

===Remarks===
*At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't "know or care what a haiku is"):
:So cool an email
:I thought you would enjoy it
:Ding dong dear Strong Bad
*When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a> is at the bottom of the screen.
*[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.
*When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].
*In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.
*Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]
*In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.

===Inside References===
*The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad "Stinkoman."
*The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled "So Cool A Flash," and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled "So Weird a Dream." ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''
*The two videos next to the NES Endings are "[[Joy of Painting]]" from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
*Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].
===Real-World References===
*1-Up's claim that he wants to be the guy, as well as Stinkoman's retort that he's just a kid, are references to the notoriously difficult video game [[Wikipedia:I Wanna Be the Guy|I Wanna Be the Guy]] and its protagonist, The Kid.
*Stinkoman's overall design and the "cool poses" sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.
*In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]'' in his [[Wikipedia:Super Saiyan|Super Saiyan]] state.
*The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits The Legend of Zelda]'' for the NES.
**"H. Yamauchi", "S. Miyahon", "Ten Ten", and "Konchan" refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]], and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.
*20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]'', which is set in 20XX, or the first ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game, which is set in 20X5.
*Stinkoman's "robot boots" are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.
*The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''.
*The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].
*The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read "so cool a flash, enjoy it". ''(see also Inside References)''
*[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, as well as a character from ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]]''.
*The "K" in "Stinko Man K 20X6" is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)
*The line, "No way, you're just a kid, maybe when you grow older" is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's "just a kid". Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.

===Fast Forward===
*As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, "[[Glossary#C|combolations]]" would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].

== DVD Version ==
*The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.
**Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.
*The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This is CD number one.

'''MIKE:''' Number two.

'''MATT:''' Number three.

'''MIKE:''' And number four.

'''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four disc thing.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno.

'''MATT:''' Or early Tuesday.

'''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.

'''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.

'''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.

'''MATT:''' They did! They came over—

'''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.

'''MATT:''' Well I don't—

'''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—

'''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—

'''MIKE:''' Maybe.

'''MATT:''' —and then they left.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.

''{Mike laughs a little.}''

'''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.

'''MIKE:''' We should still do that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.

'''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.

'''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.

'''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—

'''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.

'''MATT:''' The tear.

'''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.

'''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.

'''MIKE:''' So many weird things that happen in—

'''MATT:''' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right!

'''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.

'''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.

''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''

'''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks

'''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''

'''MIKE:''' Later, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.
*The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.
*In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

japanese cartoon

2011-02-28T12:53:14Z

EASports: /* Real-World References */

{{sbenav|57}}

[[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|"Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."]]

Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:02

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,
''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
what would you look like as a 
japanese cartoon and what would 
it be about? 
 
-james f.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "f." as "fffffffffff"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.

''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!

''{Stinkoman, the anime Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.

''{1-Up, the 20X6 Homestar Runner, walks in}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!

'''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.

''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!

''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''

<blockquote>Challenge and fighting and 
Fighting the challenge tonight. 
 
Everybody's fighting for the 
Challenge of the fighting and the 
 
Challenge and fighting and 
Fighting the challenge tonight.</blockquote>

''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}

'''Executive Producer'''

'''H. Yamauchi'''

'''Producer'''

'''S. Miyahon'''

''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''

'''Director'''

'''S. Miyahon'''

'''Ten Ten'''

'''Designer'''

'''Ten Ten'''

''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''

'''Programmer'''

'''T. Nakazoo'''

'''MaruMaru'''

'''Sound Composer'''

'''Konchan'''

''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!

''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''

'''Director'''

'''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''

'''Designer'''

'''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''

'''Combolations'''

'''Oolong Singy'''

'''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''

''{This final "credit" is clickable to e-mail Strong Bad.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the words "Japanese cartoons" to see Stinkoman in action.
*At the end of "Stinko Man K 20X6", click on "Japanese cartoons" again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...
*During the previous Easter egg, click on the "NES Endings" video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.
** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:
*#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''
*#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''
*#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has "BLUE HAiR" and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)
*#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])
*#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''
*#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (video game)|Rygar]]''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says "Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon."

===Remarks===
*At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't "know or care what a haiku is"):
:So cool an email
:I thought you would enjoy it
:Ding dong dear Strong Bad
*When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a> is at the bottom of the screen.
*[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.
*When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].
*In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.
*Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]
*In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.

===Inside References===
*The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad "Stinkoman."
*The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled "So Cool A Flash," and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled "So Weird a Dream." ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''
*The two videos next to the NES Endings are "[[Joy of Painting]]" from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
*Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].

===Real-World References===
*1-Up's claim that he wants to be the guy, as well as Stinkoman's retort that he's just a kid, are references to the notoriously difficult video game [[Wikipedia:I Wanna Be the Guy|I Wanna Be the Guy]] and its protagonist, The Kid.
*Stinkoman's overall design and the "cool poses" sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.
*In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] and [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball GT|''Dragon Ball GT'']] in his [[Wikipedia:Super Saiyan|Super Saiyan]] state.
*The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits ''The Legend of Zelda''] for the NES.
**"H. Yamauchi," "S. Miyahon," "Ten Ten" and "Konchan" refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.
*20X6 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|''Mega Man'']], which is set in 20XX, or the first [[Wikipedia:Metroid|''Metroid'']] game, which is set in 20X5.
*Stinkoman's "robot boots" are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.
*The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''.
*The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].
*The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read "so cool a flash, enjoy it". ''(see also Inside References)''
*[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, as well as a character from [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|''Dragon Ball'']].
*The "K" in "Stinko Man K 20X6" is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)
*The line, "No way, you're just a kid, maybe when you grow older" is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's "just a kid". Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.

===Fast Forward===
*As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, "[[Glossary#C|combolations]]" would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].

== DVD Version ==
*The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.
**Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.
*The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This is CD number one.

'''MIKE:''' Number two.

'''MATT:''' Number three.

'''MIKE:''' And number four.

'''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four disc thing.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno.

'''MATT:''' Or early Tuesday.

'''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.

'''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.

'''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.

'''MATT:''' They did! They came over—

'''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.

'''MATT:''' Well I don't—

'''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—

'''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—

'''MIKE:''' Maybe.

'''MATT:''' —and then they left.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.

''{Mike laughs a little.}''

'''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.

'''MIKE:''' We should still do that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.

'''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.

'''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.

'''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—

'''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.

'''MATT:''' The tear.

'''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.

'''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.

'''MIKE:''' So many weird things that happen in—

'''MATT:''' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right!

'''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.

'''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.

''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''

'''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks

'''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''

'''MIKE:''' Later, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.
*The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.
*In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

japanese cartoon

2011-02-28T12:52:22Z

EASports: /* Real-World References */ I on the other hand am not interested in being the guy.

{{sbenav|57}}

[[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|"Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."]]

Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:02

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,
''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
what would you look like as a 
japanese cartoon and what would 
it be about? 
 
-james f.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "f." as "fffffffffff"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.

''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!

''{Stinkoman, the anime Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.

''{1-Up, the 20X6 Homestar Runner, walks in}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!

'''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.

''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!

''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''

<blockquote>Challenge and fighting and 
Fighting the challenge tonight. 
 
Everybody's fighting for the 
Challenge of the fighting and the 
 
Challenge and fighting and 
Fighting the challenge tonight.</blockquote>

''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}

'''Executive Producer'''

'''H. Yamauchi'''

'''Producer'''

'''S. Miyahon'''

''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''

'''Director'''

'''S. Miyahon'''

'''Ten Ten'''

'''Designer'''

'''Ten Ten'''

''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''

'''Programmer'''

'''T. Nakazoo'''

'''MaruMaru'''

'''Sound Composer'''

'''Konchan'''

''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!

''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''

'''Director'''

'''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''

'''Designer'''

'''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''

'''Combolations'''

'''Oolong Singy'''

'''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''

''{This final "credit" is clickable to e-mail Strong Bad.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the words "Japanese cartoons" to see Stinkoman in action.
*At the end of "Stinko Man K 20X6", click on "Japanese cartoons" again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...
*During the previous Easter egg, click on the "NES Endings" video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.
** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:
*#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''
*#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''
*#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has "BLUE HAiR" and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)
*#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)
*#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])
*#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''
*#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (video game)|Rygar]]''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says "Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon."

===Remarks===
*At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't "know or care what a haiku is"):
:So cool an email
:I thought you would enjoy it
:Ding dong dear Strong Bad
*When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a> is at the bottom of the screen.
*[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.
*When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].
*In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.
*Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]
*In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.

===Inside References===
*The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad "Stinkoman."
*The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled "So Cool A Flash," and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled "So Weird a Dream." ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''
*The two videos next to the NES Endings are "[[Joy of Painting]]" from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
*Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].

===Real-World References===
*1-Up's claim that he wants to be the guy and Stinkoman's retort that he's just a kid are references to the notoriously difficult video game [[Wikipedia:I Wanna Be the Guy|I Wanna Be the Guy]] and its title character, The Kid.
*Stinkoman's overall design and the "cool poses" sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.
*In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] and [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball GT|''Dragon Ball GT'']] in his [[Wikipedia:Super Saiyan|Super Saiyan]] state.
*The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits ''The Legend of Zelda''] for the NES.
**"H. Yamauchi," "S. Miyahon," "Ten Ten" and "Konchan" refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.
*20X6 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|''Mega Man'']], which is set in 20XX, or the first [[Wikipedia:Metroid|''Metroid'']] game, which is set in 20X5.
*Stinkoman's "robot boots" are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.
*The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''.
*The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].
*The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read "so cool a flash, enjoy it". ''(see also Inside References)''
*[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, as well as a character from [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|''Dragon Ball'']].
*The "K" in "Stinko Man K 20X6" is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)
*The line, "No way, you're just a kid, maybe when you grow older" is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's "just a kid". Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.

===Fast Forward===
*As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, "[[Glossary#C|combolations]]" would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].

== DVD Version ==
*The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.
**Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.
*The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This is CD number one.

'''MIKE:''' Number two.

'''MATT:''' Number three.

'''MIKE:''' And number four.

'''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four disc thing.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno.

'''MATT:''' Or early Tuesday.

'''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.

'''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.

'''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.

'''MATT:''' They did! They came over—

'''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.

'''MATT:''' Well I don't—

'''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—

'''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—

'''MIKE:''' Maybe.

'''MATT:''' —and then they left.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.

''{Mike laughs a little.}''

'''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.

'''MIKE:''' We should still do that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.

'''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.

'''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.

'''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—

'''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.

'''MATT:''' The tear.

'''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.

'''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.

'''MIKE:''' So many weird things that happen in—

'''MATT:''' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right!

'''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.

'''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.

''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''

'''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks

'''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''

'''MIKE:''' Later, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.
*The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.
*In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.

== External Links ==
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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

yes, wrestling

2011-01-31T03:14:48Z

EASports: /* Inside References */

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[[Image:yes, wrestling.png|thumb|"Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!"]]
Strong Bad demonstrates various costumes and gimmicks from his wrestling career.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The King of Town}} (voice only), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, Gary the Legend, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (as Gardenboy)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 27, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:41

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Emailin' from the left and to the right, emailin' on a Tuuuuesday night!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear awesome Strong Bad. 
Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling 
moves. 
Gardenboy 
Bfn SA 
</blockquote>

''{After "Strong Bad", Strong Bad says "Period. That's the best sentence ever written!" He reads the location as "Best friends never, South Africa".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Gardenboy, as a crafty ring veteran, I can let you in on a little secret: being an awesome wrestler has nothing to do with awesome wrestling moves! ''{clears screen}'' It's all about awesome costumes, gimmicks, and dinosaur tranquilizer fueled ranting and raving! I got my first big break with cable access's longest named wrestling organization: All World Mid-Pro Shirtless Championship Entertainment, or AWMPSCE. ''{pronounces "OMP-skee"}'' Of course, they wanted me to be one of those lame masked wrestlers at first, but I had gimmickier plans.

''{Cut to a photograph of Strong Bad wearing a crown and a wrestling suit that has a crown printed on it. The picture is labeled "Sir Boliver Turnbuckle".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sir Boliver Turnbuckle and his signature move:

''{Another picture appears with Strong Bad in his Turnbuckle outfit standing behind Strong Sad, with Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm. The picture is labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The one-eighth nelson!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That was back in the days when pretending to be a pompous Brit was considered a ''premium'' gimmick. Once I started getting more popular, my next incarnation was

''{Cut to the Gymatorium's doors. A piece of paper with an AWMPSCE logo is taped on sideways.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations,

''{The doors swing open. Strong Bad is posing behind them. He is wearing an orange beret, a frilly white shirt, and a brown vest. The words "il Cartographer" appear at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' il Cartographer!

''{Strong Bad poses as though he's expecting applause, but all that can be heard are some singers and the King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Booooooo!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He makin' the maps!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He takin' no crap!

''{Strong Bad steps forward and throws pieces of paper at the empty seats.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And one of my gimmicks was that I'd always come into the ring throwing—

''{One of Strong Bad's papers stops in front of the camera. It is a map of the Gymatorium and shows the way from one of the seats ("here be you") to "the can", as the toilet is labeled. The map is labeled "Ye Olde Restroom Trail".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' maps to the restrooms into the crowd!

''{Cut to the ring; Strong Bad is holding a flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{fake Italian accent}'' I claim-a this saggy ring in the name of il Cartographer!

''{He taps the flag and it unfurls itself and flaps in imaginary wind, showing an image of Strong Bad's beret with "the il-est" written below it.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Booooo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That was back when my big feud with Homestar Runner was in full swing!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar Runner's torso. He is wearing red pants that read "'EM UP!" in bold white lettering and has cinnamon on his chest. The screen slowly pans back.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Ladies and gentlemen! Joining me backstage in historic empty high school gymnasium—

''{The Announcer can now be seen standing next to Homestar, who is facing away from the camera.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' is a man that needs no introduction. Introducing: The Jack 'Em Up Kid!

''{The words "The Jack 'Em Up Kid" appear at the bottom of the screen. Homestar turns toward the camera. His chest has what appears to be cinnamon "stubble" on it, and his hat has no propeller.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, you know, announcer man, that's right! Hoo, yeah! Jack 'Em Up Kid, empty high school gymnasium, ''{holds up a belt with bacon and eggs carved into the buckle}'' Sizzleweight Belt on the line! Hoo, yeah! That's right! That's correct! That's precisely what I'm talking about! I got the drive, I got the commotion! I can't believe it! Hoo, yeah! el Photographer, whatchoo gonna did? ''{raises his pants on each word}'' When you get jacked up? ''{snaps the elastic band, which muffles his speech}'' By the Jack 'Em Up Kid!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that feud carried over into my tag team phase with Strong Mad. Naturally, there were several misfires before we found our groove.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad dressed like tourists. Strong Mad is wearing a purple Hawaiian shirt, while Strong Bad wears a pair of sunglasses and has sunscreen smeared over his nonexistent nose. Both wear fishing hats and cameras.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing can stop the Wild Vacationers!

''{"The Wild Vacationers" appears at the bottom of the screen. With a blip, the scene cuts to Strong Bad and Strong Mad in black spandex outfits. Strong Bad is wearing a headband with a big knife tucked into it, and his pants have a wooden board, a wrench, and one other unidentifiable object in them. Strong Mad has a razor blade lodged in his bleeding and apparently scarred forehead, a hammer tucked into his singlet, and the outline of a gun fully inside his singlet. A chainsaw blade can be seen behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You betta not mess with the Foreign Object Brothers!

''{"The Foreign Object Bros." appears at the bottom of the screen. With a blip, the scene cuts to Strong Bad and Strong Mad wearing spiky shoulder pads. Strong Mad's singlet is red and has "RAX" written on it. Strong Bad wears a green mohawk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Rax and Arby: The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads.

''{"The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads" appears at the bottom of the screen. With a blip, it cuts to the Announcer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But we finally settled on...

''{The screen pans over to Strong Bad and Strong Mad with heavy facepaint. Strong Mad's singlet reads "FACEPAINT CONNECTION".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Facepaint Connection! Jack 'Em Up Kid, Gary the Legend, when we step into the ring with the insidious Mr. Cheatayama,

''{Pans over to show The Cheat with a bowler derby and facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee. He is holding a whisk. It pans back after a moment.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You better hope for your guts and your mercy ''{looks confused for a moment}'' can save you at this Sunday's PayPerViewver Series.

''{"PayPerViewver Series - Sunday 9PM" appears at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title I'm done take me off the air! ''{frantically}'' TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!

''{Static cuts to Homestar, still in his Jack 'Em Up Kid outfit, holding a microphone.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hoo, yeah! That's right! Facepaint Connection! You can't resist the power of all the screamin' Jack 'Emites and Jack 'Emettes out there when I pin you to the ground for a count of three which is the legal way to win a match in this wrestling federation the last time I checked. Gary the Legend, take it away!

''{He holds the microphone out to his partner. The screen cuts back, revealing that there is nobody there.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that Gary the Legend was Homestar's ''imaginary'' tag team partner.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to "Gary"}'' You tell 'em! You tell 'em, Gary! Hoo, yeah!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Eventually I began wrestling as my own dang self and finally achieved what every wrestler strives for: my own in-ring interview segment! Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!

''{Cut to the Gymatorium.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' It's time for another installment of—

''{The words "Strong Bad's Folding Chair DUNGEON" appear onscreen. The word "DUNGEON" drips blood.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Strong Bad's Folding Chair Dungeon!

''{Cut to the ring, where Strong Bad can be seen with a microphone. Behind him is a table with a potted plant and a skull on it, with two folding chairs next to it. A red rug sits underneath it all.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to the darkest dankest regions of my dungeon! My prisoner this week is the current fizzleweight belt holder: The Jack 'Em Up Kid!

''{Homestar, still in costume, jumps into the ring.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hoo, yeah! Hoo, yeah!

''{Strong Bad hits him with one of the folding chairs, knocking him out. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you see Gardenboy, you should stop trying to perfect the Summer Squash Suplex and instead get yourself a rake, a straw hat, maybe a watering can and start screaming about how your opponents are gophers!

''{Cut to the Gymatorium's doors. Singing can be heard in the background. The doors open to reveal Strong Sad with a hat, rake, and watering can.}''

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' Gardenboy!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He's plantin' the seeds!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' Gardenboy!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He's pullin' out the weeds!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' Gardenboy!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He's gonna bring ya to your knees!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' He's the il Cartographer, I mean, Gardenboy!

'''STRONG SAD:''' All right, all you gophers out there, ha-bring-it-on!

''{He holds up the watering can, which spouts two flames. [[New Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Jack 'Em T-shirts.png|thumb|What you gone did when you get jacked up?]]
*While Homestar is taunting The Facepaint Connection, click on the "S" in the [[AWMPSCE]] logo to see [[T-shirts]], a bumper sticker, and a foam thumb promoting the Jack 'Em Up Kid.
*At the end, click on Strong Sad's hat to see the Announcer interviewing Strong Mad:
*:'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And Rax, anything you'd care to add?
*:'''STRONG MAD:''' BEEF AND CHEDDAR! FIVE FOR FIVE!
*At the end, click on Strong Sad's watering can to see a Halloween parody scene with Homestar and the Brothers Strong in the [[Halloween|Field at night]] as il Cartographer, a Facepaint Connection member, Gardenboy, and The Jack 'Em Up Kid.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad. I really like your Rudy from ''Fat Albert'' costume.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Bfn" stands for "[[Wikipedia:Bloemfontein|Bloemfontein]]", one of South Africa's three capital cities.
**Strong Bad reads it as "best friends never," which is a play off of the acronym "BFF," meaning "Best friends forever."
*The "1/8 nelson" is not a wrestling hold, but the half-nelson and three-quarter [[wikipedia:Nelson hold|nelson]] are amateur wrestling holds designed to get a quick pinfall, and the full nelson (which is illegal in NCAA wrestling) is a famous submission hold in the professional ranks.
*A [[Wikipedia:cartographer|cartographer]] is a mapmaker.
*"Masked wrestling" is [[Wikipedia: Lucha Libre|Lucha Libre]], a Mexican form of pro wrestling (which Strong Bad was initially designed after).

===Trivia===
*This sbemail was released Tuesday night instead of the usual Monday morning, as Strong Bad points out in his opening song.
*This is the first time that Homestar's body under the neckline is shown uncensored.
*Homestar's hat doesn't have its propeller.
*The week after the email's release, a [[Main Page Message]] reading "old strong bad email" was posted as a link to it.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad discusses the various costumes and gimmicks from his wrestling days."

===Remarks===
*"Gymatorium" is a [[portmanteau]] of gymnasium and auditorium.
*The All World Mid-Pro Shirtless Championship Entertainment has a lot of shirt-wearing wrestlers. il Cartographer, in particular, is not only wearing a frilly shirt but a fine leather vest.
*"Il Cartographer" is incorrect Italian for "The Cartographer". The correct Italian would be "Il Cartografo".
**Additionally, "The Il Cartographer" is redundant as it uses the article twice.

===Goofs===
*Il Cartographer's hat does not move in sync with his head.
*When Strong Bad puts up his "il-est" flag, the floor reads "AWMPSE" instead of "AWMPSCE."
*There is a noticeable break in the cricket soundtrack in the costume Easter egg, at the end.
*Strong Bad's "The Vacationers" sunglasses lack earpieces.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Initially, when Strong Bad says "dinosaur tranquilizer fueled ranting and raving", "fueled" was misspelled on the computer screen as "feuled". This was fixed the next day.

===Inside References===
*The subject of this email is [[professional wrestling]].
*Homestar Runner, as The Jack 'Em Up Kid, has a wrestling belt with an image of [[bacon]] and [[eggs]].
*Homestar is wearing what could be described as a form of [[long pants]].
*Strong Bad, as il Cartographer, wears an orange [[beret]].
*The Easter egg for clicking on the watering can is a reference to the ending of most [[Halloween]] cartoons, including the [[What are you supposed to be?|inability to recognize Strong Bad's costume]].
*The Cheat, as the Insidious Mr. Cheatayama, wears a black [[bowler hat]].
*As one of the Foreign Object Brothers, Strong Bad has a [[big knife]] tucked in his [[headband]].
*As one of the Foreign Object Brothers, Strong Mad has a razor stuck in his forehead, which is causing him to [[blood|bleed]]. Also, in "Strong Bad's Folding Chair DUNGEON", the word "DUNGEON" is dripping with blood.
*At the end of the email, Strong Sad's watering can inexplicably spurts [[fire]].
*The singers for Strong Sad's entrance music are the same singers for [[The Thnikkaman]]'s theme song. A voice similar to [[Crackotage]]'s can be heard among the singers.
*The scoreboard shows an [[Scoreboard#Irregular Scores|irregular score]] of "?" for the Home team, and viewing the Flash file reveals the other score to be "$", both seen in [[the paper]].
*Homestar has [[cinnamon]] on his chest.
*The King of Town is heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]].
*Strong Bad's wrestling Homestar, as well as Strong Mad being his tag team partner, are both allusions to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
*During Strong Bad's rant as a member of the Facepaint Connection, he appears to give the [[double deuce]].
*Strong Mad has a [[gun]] in his singlet as one of the Foreign Object Brothers.
* Strong Bad mentions his [[Own Dang X|Own Dang Self]]

===Real-World References===
====Wrestling References====
*The Cheat's character is based on famous wrestling manager "[[Wikipedia:Harry Fujiwara|Mr. Fuji]]".
*Strong Bad's interview segment is based on many wrestlers having interviews segments (most famously [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s [[Wikipedia:Piper's Pit|Piper's Pit]]") mid-show.
*"Pay-per-viewver Series" refers to [[Wikipedia:Survivor Series|Survivor Series]], a [[Wikipedia:World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] pay-per-view event.
*The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Road Warriors|Road Warriors]] tag team (aka the Legion of Doom), who became famous for their shoulder pads covered in spikes.
*As a member of The Foreign Object Brothers, Strong Mad has a sledgehammer hidden in his tights. This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Triple H|Triple H]] who uses such a hammer as a trademark foreign object.
*The Wild Vacationers is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Wild Samoans|Wild Samoans]] tag team who were managed by [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]]. Albano would often wear a Hawaiian shirt to the ring, much like the Vacationers.
*The Facepaint Connection is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Blade Runners|Blade Runners]], a tag team in Bill Watts' old [[Wikipedia:Universal Wrestling Federation (Bill Watts)|UWF]]. Both of its members would become icons, Sting and the Ultimate Warrior.
*Homestar's costume and stage-name resemble that of veteran pro-wressler Shawn Michaels, [[Wikipedia:Shawn Michaels|the Heartbreak Kid]].
*Homestar's quote, "Whatchoo gonna did, when you get jacked up by the Jack 'Em Up Kid?" is a twist of [[Wikipedia:Hulk Hogan|Hulk Hogan]]'s famous interview-ending catchphrase, "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!" In addition, beginning "Well you know, announcer man..." is similar to Hogan's famous interview opening, "Well ya know something, Mean Gene...", addressed to long-time wrestling personality [[Wikipedia:Gene Okerlund|"Mean" Gene Okerlund]]. Homestar also talks about his Jackemites, similar to the Hogan's hulkamaniacs.
*Homestar's frequent use of the phrase "Hoo yeah!" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Randy Savage|Macho Man Randy Savage]], whose famous catchphrase was "Oooh yeah!"
*The razor blade lodged in Strong Mad's forehead as part of his costume as a Foreign Objects Brother references [[Wikipedia:Blading (professional wrestling)|blading]], the method that professional wrestlers use to make themselves bleed mid-match. Blading involves using a razor blade like Strong Mad's to surreptitiously cut oneself mid-match so that nobody notices that the cut is self-inflicted. Many older wrestlers have noticeable scar tissue on their forehead (much like Strong Mad does in the clip) from blading hundreds of times in their careers.
*Strong Bad saying, "TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!" is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Paul Heyman|Paul Heyman]] shoot promo from an episode of ''[[Wikipedia:ECW on TNN|ECW on TNN]]'' in 2000.
**It could also be a reference to an interview from "Macho Man" Randy Savage in 1980, in which he promises to destroy his opponent and then, as Strong Bad does, quickly ends by twice demanding to be taken off the air.
*"Dinosaur tranquilizer fueled ranting and raving" is a reference to an event that happened on the television show ''[[Wikipedia:WWE Friday Night SmackDown!|SmackDown!]]'' in February 2005, when then-champion [[Wikipedia:John Layfield|John Bradshaw Layfield]] was shot with a [[Wikipedia:Tranquilizer dart|tranquilizer dart]] and went into a rant with an inflatable dinosaur in front of a Tokyo crowd.
* Strong Bad's interview talking about The Jack 'Em Up Kid is a twist on an [[Wikipedia:Ultimate Warrior|Ultimate Warrior]] interview, which were, more often than not, nonsensical.
* Strong Bad's comment of "That was back in the days when pretending to be a pompous Brit was considered a premium gimmick" relates to wrestlers such as the "Lord" Steven Regal ([[Wikipedia:Darren Matthews|William Regal]]), [[Wikipedia:Dave Taylor (wrestler)|"Squire" Dave Taylor]] and [[Wikipedia:Bobby Eaton|"Earl" Bobby Eaton]] ([[Wikipedia:The Blue Bloods|The Blue Bloods]]), as well as a reference to other wrestlers who falsify their claim to British royalty.
* The "Entertainment" in AWMPSCE is a reference to WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment, who changed their name in 2002 from the World Wrestling Federation, or WWF, in response to a cease-and-desist order from the [[Wikipedia:World Wide Fund For Nature|World Wide Fund For Nature]], formerly the World Wildlife Fund, who used the same initials.
* Gary the Legend is a reference to wrestler and commentator "Larry The Legend," also known as [[Wikipedia: Larry Zbyszko|Larry "The Living Legend" Zbyszko]].
* Strong Sad/Gardenboy's flame-throwing watering can is a reference to TNA wrestler/booker/owner Jeff Jarrett, who often makes his entrance holding a pyro-spewing guitar over his head.
*Gymatorium is also a reference to the "Dallas Sportatorium" where the old indie promotion WCCW used to hold their matches.

====Other References====
*Strong Bad and Strong Mad as Arby and Rax refers to restaurants [[Arby's]] and [[Wikipedia:Rax (restaurant)|Rax]], both of which specialize in roast beef sandwiches.
**A "Beef 'n Cheddar" is a sandwich available at Arby's restaurants. The sandwiches are periodically sold "Five for $5."
*[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and Rudy]] were 1970s cartoon characters created and hosted by [[Bill Cosby]], based on his stand-up comedy routine.
*Homestar's theme song as a wrestler is a slowed-down version of the main theme from [[Wikipedia:Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!|Punch-Out!!]] for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]].

===Fast Forward===
*A "fanimation" was posted on the [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|Weekly Fanstuff]] on November 29th, 2007, using [[Cheat Commandos]] figurines; [[Reynold]] as Gardenboy, [[Gunhaver]] as il Cartographer, and the [[Blue Laser Commander]].
*Strong Sad appears again as the Gardenboy in an Easter egg in [[hremail3184]].

==DVD Version==
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== Commentary Transcript ==
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Why do you think this one is called, "Yes comma Wrestling," Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Well, because you know, Strong Bad sort of always avoided, that he's a Mexican wrestler.

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' A Luchador.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I don't like that word.

'''MIKE:''' Luchador?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' I half blame Jack Black.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs softly}''

'''MATT:''' And I half blame that cartoon, that everybody thought we were ripping off early on. Is that cartoon still around even?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Have we outlasted it? I hope.

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' We grew up watching wrestling, ''{pronounces the t sound in wrestling that is otherwise silent}'' Mike.

'''MIKE:''' We did. We used to watch it—

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' We'd go to great gramma's house and watch wrestling.

'''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah but, Donnie said he ''{unintelligible}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Donnie did. ''{laughs}'' Yeah. I remember watching it on noon, at noon, on Sunday afternoon, All American Wrestling.

'''MATT:''' Yup. Except that one, remember that one Lent when we gave up watching wrestling?

'''MIKE:''' That was rough.

'''MATT:''' That was hard, hard to get through.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' That was— I'm sure, I'm sure God appreciated us giving up wrestling.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I'm uh— I remember this one time where brother Mike, uh. I forget who Hulk Hogan was wrestling, maybe The Iron Sheik?

'''MIKE:''' No, it was Greg the Hammer Valentine.

'''MATT:''' Oh, there you go. And so Mike, uh, put on a, a homemade Hulkamania shirt? Or did you have a real one?

'''MIKE:''' I had one at some point, but I definitely had a homemade one too.

'''MATT:''' It may have been, uh, the real one. And then he had a Hulkamania finger, "Hulkamania's Runnin' Wild" finger or whatever.

'''MIKE:''' A glossy maybe?

'''MATT:''' Stuck that on— yeah glossy of Hulk Hogan. And I think maybe even that drawing that Donnie's friend Adam had drawn of Hulk Hogan.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughs}'' Uh huh.

'''MATT:''' And uh, he made this little shrine, to just sort of be like, all right—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' During the match, as if it were live. I was like, "Okay if I set all this stuff up, Hulk's definitely gonna win."

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' So the il Cartographer is kind of, uh, the genius.

'''MATT:''' Mm hmm.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, what was another one of his, that was uh Lanny Poffo's— He would read, read poems on a frisbee—

'''MATT:''' yup.

'''MIKE:''' and then through them out to the crowd.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Very—

''{Homestar pulls tights up}''

'''MATT:''' He really jacked those pants up, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Uh, our friend Cooper, made up a rapper, back in the day named, M.C. Jack 'Em Up.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Forgot about M.C. Jack 'Em Up.

'''MATT:''' Those should— Wild Vacationers could als— could also be the Wild Hunter S. Thompsons.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Look at that. The Road Warriors—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' RAX.

'''MATT:''' —slash Legion of Doom, slash, who else was there?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, Demolition.

'''MATT:''' Demolition.

'''MIKE:''' Legion of Doom and Road Warriors were the same. They just has, and the—

'''MATT:''' Look at the Insidious Mr. Cheatiyama!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' What is he going to do with that whisk?!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, the manager that always had a, uh, totem.

'''MATT:''' ''{both laugh}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Mouth of the South had his megaphone, Jim Cornette had a Tennis Racket. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Mr. Fuji had his cane.

'''MATT:''' Bobby Heenan never really had anything, did he?

'''MIKE:''' No.

'''MATT:''' He just had a— a glittery jacket, with his name on it usually.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' The Slickster had a boombox. ''{laughs}''

'''MATH:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh, I would kinda like to, um. I think I'd like a wrestling show. Somewhere— I'm surprised no one made a wrestling show that is just this. Like there's no match, like you don't see, I— uh— you don't see any matches. You just see the in between.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. Just the—

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It's kinda like that, uh, brawl thing. Our— our local improv, one of our local improv places did— basically did that. They would just do the in-between match stuff, and then they would play, they'd just like everybody would watch them—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh it was a wrestling game?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' —play some like, WWF game, for like, the Playstation.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' And then they'd com— they'd do commentary over that, but then it would go back to them—

'''MIKE:''' Interviewing?

'''MATT:''' Yup.

'''MIKE:''' So they still do this. They still have these in ring interview things, where they just like—

'''MATT:''' Put a carpet down? ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Put a carpet, and maybe one prop down, and then have an interview that ends up being— turning into a little fight.

''{Strong Bad hits Homestar over the head with a folding chair}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, man that was rough.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs simultaneously}''

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah, who— shouldn't you know if you're gonna be guest on one of those, ''{Mike starts to laugh}'' in— in— in ring interview programs, that like, this is probably going to turn into a wrestling match at some point? You're in a wrestling ring, for Pete's sake.

''{Garden Boy theme song plays}''

'''MATT:''' That's a good theme song there.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.

'''MATT:''' Did— we never owned "Pile Driver" did we? Or "Pile Driver Volume 2?"

'''MIKE:''' No. I dunno why.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' 'cause we certainly— we we're certainly still in thick of, in to being all— being into all of that when it came out.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{sadly}'' Oh.

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Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

death metal

2011-01-19T03:49:48Z

EASports: /* Trivia */

{{sbenav|141}}
[[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|"...and let the evil flow forth."]]

Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome [[Wikipedia:Death metal|death metal]] song.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], [[Brainkrieg]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Taranchula]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|What's Her Face}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Cheerleader}} (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No "i" in team boy|No "i" in team boy]] (Easter Egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|A Troll]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 16, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email. ''{reading}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: death metal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need 
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound 
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs? 
Dane 
Corvallis, OR 
</blockquote>

''{He says "Ding dong, string strong, bing bong" instead of "Dear Strong Bad."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! You must go to a pretty cool school. Most schools just have a marching band or maybe a jazz ensemble. But a death metal band? That's extracurriculariffic! ''{clears screen}'' Now let's see, first, you'd better be ugly, Dane. Or fat. The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking. If there's any doubt, go ahead and hot-glue some corn flakes to your face. That'll do the trick. Now, I'm no geographist, but I don't think Oregon is anywhere near Scandinavia, which seems to be the only place left where death metal will get you any chicks. ''{clears screen}'' As for lyrics, you've got it all wrong! Screaming words at the ''top'' of your lungs is for people with blond hair. Ya know, words like 'tonite,' 'wooh-mon,' and the name of any street in L.A. ''{types "run 'webcam'"}'' Check it out! ''{clears screen. A window with a camera shot of Larry Palaroncini pops up.}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{sings the following lines, which appear below the shot under the screen name "ladeezluvlarry71"}'' tonight! wooh-mon! we'll be drivin' down Sepulveda with the t-top down?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Thanks, Larry.

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{the words continue to appear below Larry's image}'' no prob, Strong Bad. HEY! i'm gonna b online later on playing an MMORPG if you wanna join my guild!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, maybe.

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' no wait! ''{the text "you kicked ladeezluvlarry71 offline" appears in red. The window closes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So for death metal, you want to scream from the bowels of your lungs. The bowels! Words like, ''{in a deep, sinister voice, and with the words in green, spooky letters}'' 'decay,' 'deranged,' 'decrepit,' and um, 'delouse.' In fact, you really can't go wrong with anything that starts with d-e. 'Cept for maybe

''{cut to the auditorium from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], with a singer, bassist, and drummer on stage}''

'''SINGER:''' Dentist!

'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!

'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!

'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{in Teen Girl Squad voice}'' That was Brainkrieg. They got last place. ''{in normal voice}'' So let's recap: ugly, Nordic, bowels, d-e words. Now all you gotta do is—

''{cut to Strong Mad in the Basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' — hunch all up on yourself, ''{Strong Mad gets down on his knee}'' pretend you're holding a mystical orb in each hand ''{Strong Mad holds out his hands and a circular outline appears in each}'' and let the evil flow forth.

''{The scene darkens. The circular outlines fade away. A drum beat begins.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bounces up and down}'' DeVito. DENIRO! DELUISE!! ''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, imitating drum beat}'' Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-baddle! Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-blap! Whoa! Boy, do I ever need a quadruple bass pedal. And now, let's watch how it all comes together on the Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour!

''{Cut to the TV in the basement, on which the text "Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon [Hour]" is seen. Strong Bad sits on the couch. Taranchula appears on the screen, along with their logo.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{in pseudo-Scandinavian accents}'' Ja, we are Taranchula!

''{logo disappears}''

'''DAVE OLAFTENSTON:''' You just saw wideos from Vinger, Schlaugh-ter and the Winnie Wincent Inwasion.

'''SCHENKEL MCDOO:''' Ja, now here's a sneak peek at our new wideo. ''{lifts tone as if asking a question}''

''{The TV cuts to the video. We see a screw on some rusty metal. Cut to another scene with rusty metal. Cut to a piece of beef slithering across rusty metal.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' You will submit to the decoupage!

''{Cut to four screws, one of which moves around quickly.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' The death nail! {{ref|deathknell}} (Death nail!)

''{Cut to the beef, which is stabbed by a nail and then bound with metal wires. The beef explodes.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' Down with the decoupage!

''{Cut to the beef slithering over the rusty metal, this time in the opposite direction. Cut to Strong Bad on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping... rusty... meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal. Except, now I feel like I really need to brush my teeth. Lookin' at all that rust. And beef. While I'm gone, complete this worksheet I've prepared for you aspiring death metal types. And, uh, careful with the hot-glue gun, Dane.

''{He goes offscreen to the right, while the worksheet floats to the front of the screen. The worksheet includes [[The Paper|The Paper's]] customary "Click here to email Strong Bad" link at the bottom.}''

===Footnote===
# {{note|deathknell}}This line might also be "death knell." A death knell is a church bell rung when somebody dies. The phrase is somewhat of a cliché in songs or poems about death. The phrase "death nail" might also be a pun on "death knell".

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "fresh juice" at the end to see Homestar Runner come in looking for try-outs.
:''{Homestar Runner walks in, holding a box of corn flakes and with corn flakes glued to his face}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, hello? Is anybody here? I'm uh, here to try out for the uh, jazz ensemble.
:*Click on "Corn Krunch" during the Easter egg to see a closeup of the [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] box which reads:<blockquote><big>'''Corn Krunch'''</big> Free Full-size alto saxophone inside!!!</blockquote>
[[Image:TGS-brainkrieg.png|thumb|"I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."]]
*Click on "deafening" at the end to see an extra [[Teen Girl Squad]] scene.
:''{cut to the auditorium from Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 again, with the singer and back-up on stage}''
:'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!
:'''SINGER:''' De La Soul!
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!
:''{Cut to What's Her Face and Cheerleader standing in the crowd. What's Her Face seems suprised and pleased to see Cheerleader}''
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Cheerleader! Are you here to see Brainkrieg?
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{wearing a shirt that says "de"}'' I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Scandinavia|Scandinavia]] is a group of countries in Northern Europe, comprising [[Wikipedia:Norway|Norway]], [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]], [[Wikipedia:Denmark|Denmark]] and [[Wikipedia:Iceland|Iceland]], where many successful Death and Black Metal bands originate from. Examples of accomplished Death Metal bands from the region include ''Demilich'', ''Dissection'', ''Disgorge'', ''In Flames'', ''Children Of Bodom'', ''Amon Amarth'', and ''Invocation''. 
*[[Wikipedia:Sepulveda Boulevard|Sepulveda Boulevard]] is a major street in [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles, California|Los Angeles]].
*[[Wikipedia:MMORPG|MMORPG]] stands for "'''M'''assively '''M'''ultiplayer '''O'''nline '''R'''ole-'''P'''laying '''G'''ame", the most prominent examples of which are ''[[Wikipedia:Everquest|Everquest]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]]''.  Many MMORPGs include the option to create or join an organized team of players, most often referred to as a guild.
*[[Wikipedia:Decoupage|Decoupage]] is the art of decorating an object by gluing colored paper bits onto it in combination with special paint effects, gold leaf, etc.
*Although there is no such thing as a quadruple bass pedal, a [[Wikipedia:Bass drum#Double bass|double bass pedal]] is a device used to play one bass drum with both feet, a technique which is practically mandatory for death metal drummers. In a particularly elaborate kit, such as that played by the drummer of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]], there might be two differently-tuned bass drums, each with a double pedal, for a total of four pedals; this could be what Strong Bad means.
*"Krieg" is German for "war," often seen as part of the compound word [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Deltoid muscle|deltoid]] is a thick triangular muscle covering the shoulder joint, used to raise the arm from the side.
**The term "deltoid" is also sometimes used to mean a [[Wikipedia:Geometric kite|geometric kite]].
*To [[Wikipedia:Denatured alcohol|denature]] is most commonly to render unfit to eat or drink without destroying usefulness in other applications, especially to add methanol to ethyl alcohol.
**[[Wikipedia:Denaturation (biochemistry)|Denaturation]] also refers to the process by which macromolecules (usually proteins) drastically change in properties, usually caused by change in heat or acidity. As a common example, cooking food is a form of denaturation.
*A "[[Wikipedia:T-top|T-top]]" is an automobile roof with removable panels. A notable vehicle that had one is the [[Wikipedia: Pontiac Firebird|Pontiac Firebird]].
*Taranchula continuously pronounce W like a V and vice versa, which is common in Scandinavian languages.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time that Strong Bad has admitted to having teeth.
*When this email first came out, there was no "back" button at the end. This was fixed in a matter of minutes.
*This is one of the few e-mails to end without [[The Paper|The Paper]].
*Brainkrieg, extracurriculariffic and geographist are [[portmanteaus]].
*The AOL Instant Messenger screen name "ladeezluvlarry71" was registered by a fan after this email came out.
*The death metal worksheet is rendered exclusively in purple ink, suggesting it was produced by a [[Wikipedia:Spirit duplicator|spirit duplicator]]; this device, commonly called a "ditto machine," was in widespread use in public schools prior to the introduction of photocopiers. The worksheet features two hands on either side flashing the [[Wikipedia:Corna|corna]] and reads:
<blockquote>Death Metal Worksheet
 
Which words would NOT 
be good death metal lyrics? 
 
destruction 
decapitation 
delicious 
demonic 
fresh juice 
decaying 
deafening 
deteriorate 
deltoid 
deity 
devastation 
denature 
 
click here to email strongbad</blockquote>

*This is the first time that the entire band [[Taranchula]] appears, although Dave Bjornborg appeared in the video for "[[Moving Very Slowly]]".

*This email marks the fastest that Strong Bad has ever typed, at 240 words per minute, during the quadruple bass pedal segment.
*The intro that Strong Bad sings on this email is repeated twice on the [[Youtube]] version.

===Remarks===
*If Brainkrieg got last place in the "Battle of the Crappy High School Bands", it could be interpreted to say that they were the best.
*One of the members of Taranchula (Schenkel McDoo) is wearing the exact same pink shirt that [[Matt Chapman]] wears in the [[:Image:Videlectrix developers.png|promo photo]] for [[Videlectrix]].
*Dave Bjornberg's black hair has various red dots appear in it during his appearance. This is probably a transparency bug.
*Strong Bad uses a similar email greeting when he says "Ding dong dear Strong Bad" in [[japanese cartoon]].
*The space between "strong" and "bad" in Strong Bad's name is omitted on the end worksheet.
*The music that plays while Larry sings begins playing before Strong Bad even finishes typing the "run webcam" command.
*"Mort", as in the name "Mort Dougland", is derived from a Latin word (mors) meaning "death".
*When Strong Bad types the word "de-" words, the outline expanding around each word appears before he finishes typing it.
*When the VCR appears, the blinking "12:00" appears offset to the left with the "REC" symbol next to it. On the Characters page, however, the blinking "12:00" appears in the center.
*This email features a [[live action]] segment.
*McDoo is more of a [[Wikipedia:Gaelic|Gaelic name]]. It means "son of Doo".


*Strong Bad says that screaming at the top of your lungs is for people with blonde hair; however, Scandinavian [[Wikipedia:Black metal|black metal]] utilizes this technique frequently.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad stands up at the end of the email, his legs are an abnormal gray color. As he walks away they fluctuate independently between gray and the usual black.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's intro song is almost identical to that of [[mile]] in the PBTC cartoon.
*The Teen Girl Squad Battle of the Crappy High School Bands is similar to the Battle of the Bands in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8.
*The popup title "Video [[Thyme]]" is a reference to "Message Thyme" from [[marzipan]].
*The first reference to De la Soul came in [[50 emails]]. Homestar typed it when he was attempting [[DELETED]].
*The name of the director of the Taranchula video, Mort Dougland, is a reference to [[Teeg Dougland]].
*The growling riff that introduces the "[[Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour]]" accompanies the appearance of "Taranchula" in [[band names]].

*Dave Olaftenson is most likely played by [[Mike Chapman]], as he sounds very similar to PBtC Strong Bad in the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Strong Bad says to hunch "[[all up on]]" yourself.
*Limozeen previously sang about a street in L.A. in [[Because, It's Midnite]]: "Sunset Strip, California, West Hollywood".

===Real-World References===
*[[De La Soul]] is a highly influential eclectic hip-hop group, matching activist lyrics with artistic [[Wikipedia:Jazz rap|jazz rap]] backings. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul Is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s [[Matt Chapman#Favorite Music|favorite album list]].
*The Taranchula video seems to be inspired by the style and imagery of stop-motion animators [[Wikipedia:Brothers Quay|The Brothers Quay]], particularly their short film "The Street of Crocodiles" (which features self-mobile screws, meat, and a similar decrepit industrial setting). It is also reminiscent of a number of videos by the band [[Wikipedia:Tool (band)|Tool]], most notably for the song "Sober"; Tool guitarist Adam Jones, who created the videos, is strongly influenced by the Quays.
*Strong Mad's death metal lyrics are a reference to three film and television actors whose last names begin with "D-e": [[Wikipedia:Danny DeVito|Danny DeVito]], [[Wikipedia:Robert De Niro|Robert De Niro]], and either [[Wikipedia:Dom DeLuise|Dom]], [[Wikipedia:Peter DeLuise|Peter]], [[Wikipedia:Michael DeLuise|Michael]] or [[Wikipedia:David DeLuise|David DeLuise]].
*The "Winnie Wincent Inwasion" is in reference to the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie Vincent Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]]. Vinnie Vincent formed the Invasion after leaving [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]].
*"Schlaugh-ter" is probably meant to be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Slaughter (band)|Slaughter]], a hair metal band formed near the end of that genre's mass popularity. Interestingly enough, it was formed mostly out of former members of the Vinnie Vincent Invasion.
*"Vinger" is more than likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Winger (band)|Winger]], an oft-ridiculed hair metal band most famous for songs such as "Headed for a Heartbreak."
*[[Wikipedia:MTV|MTV]] had a show called the Heavy Metal Half-Hour in 1987. It later became the Hard 30, then disappeared entirely.
**The "Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour" may also be a parody of "[[Wikipedia:Headbanger's Ball|Headbanger's Ball]]," a metal-oriented music-video segment on MTV that aired in the late 1980s up through 1994. Headbanger's Ball had a reputation for disappointing metal fans by claiming to play hardcore metal but often favoring videos by such pop-metal acts as [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]] and [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]]. "Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour" also plays on the name of MTV's "Half-hour Comedy Hour."
*The "Video Thyme" player appears to parody [[Wikipedia:AOL Instant Messenger|AOL Instant Messenger's]] video chat function.
*Dave Bjornborg's name is probably derived from the name of [[Wikipedia:Björn Borg|Björn Borg]], a famous tennis player. Borg was also mentioned in [[Sample of Style]].
*Strong Bad's suggestion of hotglueing cornflakes to one's face is a possible reference to alternative metal band [[Wikipedia:Mudvayne|Mudvayne]], whose guitarist once glued large triangular cornchips to his already-greasepainted face for a music video.
* The "bowels of your lungs" growl is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Death growl|death growl]] used in various [[Wikipedia:Death metal|death metal]], [[Wikipedia:Grindcore|grindcore]], [[Wikipedia:Deathcore|deathcore]]/[[Wikipedia:Metalcore|metalcore]] and [[Wikipedia:Sludge metal|sludge metal]] bands. Singing from your gut is an actual death metal technique. [http://www.wikihow.com/Do-Harsh-Death-Metal-Vocals]

===Fast Forward===
*One of Brainkrieg's songs is a ringtone in the Teen Girl Squad minigame of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*Brainkrieg also went on to make a music video, "If I Don't Get Video Games...", as part of the various artists compilation album, [[Hooked On Decemberween]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*Because of Strong Bad's extended email intro, the DVD version running time is 3:51.
*The signing-off sound effect does not play when Strong Bad shuts off Larry's window.
*The sound quality for both Easter eggs is inexplicably the same quality as on the website, rather than enhanced as with the rest of the DVD content.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of my all-time favorite styles, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, I'm not gonna be Mike, I'm gonna pretend to be Matt for this commentary.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. That was kind of a very hip hop intro to a death metal email.

'''MIKE:'''''{pretending to be Matt, sounding nothing like him}'' Yes it was!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what's up Matt?

'''MIKE:''' Not too much, I'm Matt Chapman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do you sound like some type of super hero?

'''MIKE:''' Well, I think I am!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you ''think'' you are?

'''MIKE:''' ''{mumbles}'' I am!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' You don't sound very sure of yourself.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad, I like this email a lot.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{stops pretending to be Matt}'' All right, I'm gonna stop.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan was in the jazz ensemble, at his high school.

'''MIKE:''' I wish he was playing some jazz music for us right now.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{makes a sound kind of like "baloongalatang"}''

'''MIKE:''' Baloongalatang.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's my jazz guitar.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best I could do. Um, I think Lemmy from Motörhead has cornflakes on his face.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs (in the middle of Strong Bad's previous line)}'' Definitely does.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Do you know what Lemmy's last name is?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Motorhelm.

'''MIKE:''' Killmeister.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. That's the be— is that true?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know. I hope so.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's awesome. If I could have a last name like— how could you not be that guy and be in Motörhead?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, imagine if he was really good looking and a businessman. Named Lemmy Killmeister.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, there's no way he'd be successful.

''{[[Larry Palaroncini]] appears on Strong Bad's computer screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this guy. This guy pops up all the time, on my Video Thyme. And tries to talk to me. He always tries to get me to play massively multiplayer overlord rock play games.

'''MIKE:''' You should change your screen name, I've had to do that before.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' When people you don't want keep popping up and... yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Like fourteen-year-old girls?

'''MIKE:''' Add a 2005 to your screen name.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh.

'''MIKE:''' That'll— That'll trick 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a good idea. ''{pause}'' Oh, man, this is the best feature of the Lappy. It knows what I means.

'''MIKE:''' And it can change the font and font color accordingly?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, the Compy could do it too, I think.

'''MIKE:''' I think it did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It did it with the Kerrek smote the Trogdor smote the Kerrek.

''{Brainkrieg appear on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The trog— Oh. These guys. Look at that— their drummer is out of place.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' He's the only one that can play drums.

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's too happy. Yeah, clearly that's the only guy they could find. He's just like, "Well, I don't really listen to the music you guys play, but I'll do it! We're gonna be in the battle of the bands?"

'''MIKE:''' He's in, like, four bands. He's the only drummer at the school.

'''STRONG BAD:''' He looks like Joe Mama Besser from Spinal Tap.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Joe Mama Besser didn't make it very far.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think he did.

''{pause}

''{Strong Bad makes surprised sounds}''

'''MIKE:''' You okay there?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! It's hard to— to resist... the quadruple bass pedal. ''{pause}'' This is my favorite show.

'''MIKE:''' The hard 30?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The hard 30. Ozzy Ozzy 'ard N Heavy!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, remember those Hard N Heavy videos?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The video magazine.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''STRONG BAD:''' On VHS! ''{pause}'' Oh, that's Schenkel McDoo. ''{Mike laughs}'' That guy's awesome.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of this video? I like it a lot.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. It looks— it— Eugh! It's disgusting, look at that grease that that beef left on that rusty thing. Uh, rusty pipe.

'''MIKE:''' Where'd we get that cookie sheet? That rusty cookie sheet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think it was yours.

'''MIKE:''' It might have been mine.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think you ha— you had just baked some cookies on it and we were like, "Oh, maybe this will give us diseases." ''{pause}'' Yeah, I remember that. Every time I watch that... no, I actually went and gargled with grape soda. After that.

'''MIKE:''' Gave yourself a sweet mouth?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, definitely. ''{mumbling}'' Those things hurt. And the things on your face.

===Fun Facts===
*"The Kerrek smote the Trogdor smote the Kerrek" refers to a line spoken in [[interview]].
*The guitarist's name, "Killmeister" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Motörhead|Motörhead]]'s lead singer and bassist, [[Wikipedia:Lemmy|Lemmy Kilmister]].
*[[Spinal Tap]] is a fictional rock band from the faux-documentary ''This is Spinal Tap''; the band had several drummers die during their heyday. Joe "Mama" Besser himself died only a few seconds after being introduced.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]

death metal

2011-01-19T03:47:24Z

EASports: /* Explanations */

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[[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|"...and let the evil flow forth."]]

Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome [[Wikipedia:Death metal|death metal]] song.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], [[Brainkrieg]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Taranchula]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|What's Her Face}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Cheerleader}} (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No "i" in team boy|No "i" in team boy]] (Easter Egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|A Troll]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 16, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email. ''{reading}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: death metal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need 
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound 
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs? 
Dane 
Corvallis, OR 
</blockquote>

''{He says "Ding dong, string strong, bing bong" instead of "Dear Strong Bad."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! You must go to a pretty cool school. Most schools just have a marching band or maybe a jazz ensemble. But a death metal band? That's extracurriculariffic! ''{clears screen}'' Now let's see, first, you'd better be ugly, Dane. Or fat. The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking. If there's any doubt, go ahead and hot-glue some corn flakes to your face. That'll do the trick. Now, I'm no geographist, but I don't think Oregon is anywhere near Scandinavia, which seems to be the only place left where death metal will get you any chicks. ''{clears screen}'' As for lyrics, you've got it all wrong! Screaming words at the ''top'' of your lungs is for people with blond hair. Ya know, words like 'tonite,' 'wooh-mon,' and the name of any street in L.A. ''{types "run 'webcam'"}'' Check it out! ''{clears screen. A window with a camera shot of Larry Palaroncini pops up.}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{sings the following lines, which appear below the shot under the screen name "ladeezluvlarry71"}'' tonight! wooh-mon! we'll be drivin' down Sepulveda with the t-top down?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Thanks, Larry.

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{the words continue to appear below Larry's image}'' no prob, Strong Bad. HEY! i'm gonna b online later on playing an MMORPG if you wanna join my guild!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, maybe.

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' no wait! ''{the text "you kicked ladeezluvlarry71 offline" appears in red. The window closes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So for death metal, you want to scream from the bowels of your lungs. The bowels! Words like, ''{in a deep, sinister voice, and with the words in green, spooky letters}'' 'decay,' 'deranged,' 'decrepit,' and um, 'delouse.' In fact, you really can't go wrong with anything that starts with d-e. 'Cept for maybe

''{cut to the auditorium from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], with a singer, bassist, and drummer on stage}''

'''SINGER:''' Dentist!

'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!

'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!

'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{in Teen Girl Squad voice}'' That was Brainkrieg. They got last place. ''{in normal voice}'' So let's recap: ugly, Nordic, bowels, d-e words. Now all you gotta do is—

''{cut to Strong Mad in the Basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' — hunch all up on yourself, ''{Strong Mad gets down on his knee}'' pretend you're holding a mystical orb in each hand ''{Strong Mad holds out his hands and a circular outline appears in each}'' and let the evil flow forth.

''{The scene darkens. The circular outlines fade away. A drum beat begins.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bounces up and down}'' DeVito. DENIRO! DELUISE!! ''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, imitating drum beat}'' Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-baddle! Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-blap! Whoa! Boy, do I ever need a quadruple bass pedal. And now, let's watch how it all comes together on the Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour!

''{Cut to the TV in the basement, on which the text "Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon [Hour]" is seen. Strong Bad sits on the couch. Taranchula appears on the screen, along with their logo.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{in pseudo-Scandinavian accents}'' Ja, we are Taranchula!

''{logo disappears}''

'''DAVE OLAFTENSTON:''' You just saw wideos from Vinger, Schlaugh-ter and the Winnie Wincent Inwasion.

'''SCHENKEL MCDOO:''' Ja, now here's a sneak peek at our new wideo. ''{lifts tone as if asking a question}''

''{The TV cuts to the video. We see a screw on some rusty metal. Cut to another scene with rusty metal. Cut to a piece of beef slithering across rusty metal.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' You will submit to the decoupage!

''{Cut to four screws, one of which moves around quickly.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' The death nail! {{ref|deathknell}} (Death nail!)

''{Cut to the beef, which is stabbed by a nail and then bound with metal wires. The beef explodes.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' Down with the decoupage!

''{Cut to the beef slithering over the rusty metal, this time in the opposite direction. Cut to Strong Bad on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping... rusty... meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal. Except, now I feel like I really need to brush my teeth. Lookin' at all that rust. And beef. While I'm gone, complete this worksheet I've prepared for you aspiring death metal types. And, uh, careful with the hot-glue gun, Dane.

''{He goes offscreen to the right, while the worksheet floats to the front of the screen. The worksheet includes [[The Paper|The Paper's]] customary "Click here to email Strong Bad" link at the bottom.}''

===Footnote===
# {{note|deathknell}}This line might also be "death knell." A death knell is a church bell rung when somebody dies. The phrase is somewhat of a cliché in songs or poems about death. The phrase "death nail" might also be a pun on "death knell".

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "fresh juice" at the end to see Homestar Runner come in looking for try-outs.
:''{Homestar Runner walks in, holding a box of corn flakes and with corn flakes glued to his face}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, hello? Is anybody here? I'm uh, here to try out for the uh, jazz ensemble.
:*Click on "Corn Krunch" during the Easter egg to see a closeup of the [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] box which reads:<blockquote><big>'''Corn Krunch'''</big> Free Full-size alto saxophone inside!!!</blockquote>
[[Image:TGS-brainkrieg.png|thumb|"I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."]]
*Click on "deafening" at the end to see an extra [[Teen Girl Squad]] scene.
:''{cut to the auditorium from Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 again, with the singer and back-up on stage}''
:'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!
:'''SINGER:''' De La Soul!
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!
:''{Cut to What's Her Face and Cheerleader standing in the crowd. What's Her Face seems suprised and pleased to see Cheerleader}''
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Cheerleader! Are you here to see Brainkrieg?
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{wearing a shirt that says "de"}'' I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Scandinavia|Scandinavia]] is a group of countries in Northern Europe, comprising [[Wikipedia:Norway|Norway]], [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]], [[Wikipedia:Denmark|Denmark]] and [[Wikipedia:Iceland|Iceland]], where many successful Death and Black Metal bands originate from. Examples of accomplished Death Metal bands from the region include ''Demilich'', ''Dissection'', ''Disgorge'', ''In Flames'', ''Children Of Bodom'', ''Amon Amarth'', and ''Invocation''. 
*[[Wikipedia:Sepulveda Boulevard|Sepulveda Boulevard]] is a major street in [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles, California|Los Angeles]].
*[[Wikipedia:MMORPG|MMORPG]] stands for "'''M'''assively '''M'''ultiplayer '''O'''nline '''R'''ole-'''P'''laying '''G'''ame", the most prominent examples of which are ''[[Wikipedia:Everquest|Everquest]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]]''.  Many MMORPGs include the option to create or join an organized team of players, most often referred to as a guild.
*[[Wikipedia:Decoupage|Decoupage]] is the art of decorating an object by gluing colored paper bits onto it in combination with special paint effects, gold leaf, etc.
*Although there is no such thing as a quadruple bass pedal, a [[Wikipedia:Bass drum#Double bass|double bass pedal]] is a device used to play one bass drum with both feet, a technique which is practically mandatory for death metal drummers. In a particularly elaborate kit, such as that played by the drummer of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]], there might be two differently-tuned bass drums, each with a double pedal, for a total of four pedals; this could be what Strong Bad means.
*"Krieg" is German for "war," often seen as part of the compound word [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Deltoid muscle|deltoid]] is a thick triangular muscle covering the shoulder joint, used to raise the arm from the side.
**The term "deltoid" is also sometimes used to mean a [[Wikipedia:Geometric kite|geometric kite]].
*To [[Wikipedia:Denatured alcohol|denature]] is most commonly to render unfit to eat or drink without destroying usefulness in other applications, especially to add methanol to ethyl alcohol.
**[[Wikipedia:Denaturation (biochemistry)|Denaturation]] also refers to the process by which macromolecules (usually proteins) drastically change in properties, usually caused by change in heat or acidity. As a common example, cooking food is a form of denaturation.
*A "[[Wikipedia:T-top|T-top]]" is an automobile roof with removable panels. A notable vehicle that had one is the [[Wikipedia: Pontiac Firebird|Pontiac Firebird]].
*Taranchula continuously pronounce W like a V and vice versa, which is common in Scandinavian languages.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time that Strong Bad has admitted to having teeth.
*When this email first came out, there was no "back" button at the end. This was fixed in a matter of minutes.
*This is one of the few e-mails to end without [[The Paper|The Paper]].
*Extracurriculariffic and geographist are [[portmanteaus]].
*The AOL Instant Messenger screen name "ladeezluvlarry71" was registered by a fan after this email came out.
*The death metal worksheet is rendered exclusively in purple ink, suggesting it was produced by a [[Wikipedia:Spirit duplicator|spirit duplicator]]; this device, commonly called a "ditto machine," was in widespread use in public schools prior to the introduction of photocopiers. The worksheet features two hands on either side flashing the [[Wikipedia:Corna|corna]] and reads:
<blockquote>Death Metal Worksheet
 
Which words would NOT 
be good death metal lyrics? 
 
destruction 
decapitation 
delicious 
demonic 
fresh juice 
decaying 
deafening 
deteriorate 
deltoid 
deity 
devastation 
denature 
 
click here to email strongbad</blockquote>

*This is the first time that the entire band [[Taranchula]] appears, although Dave Bjornborg appeared in the video for "[[Moving Very Slowly]]".

*This email marks the fastest that Strong Bad has ever typed, at 240 words per minute, during the quadruple bass pedal segment.
*The intro that Strong Bad sings on this email is repeated twice on the [[Youtube]] version.

===Remarks===
*If Brainkrieg got last place in the "Battle of the Crappy High School Bands", it could be interpreted to say that they were the best.
*One of the members of Taranchula (Schenkel McDoo) is wearing the exact same pink shirt that [[Matt Chapman]] wears in the [[:Image:Videlectrix developers.png|promo photo]] for [[Videlectrix]].
*Dave Bjornberg's black hair has various red dots appear in it during his appearance. This is probably a transparency bug.
*Strong Bad uses a similar email greeting when he says "Ding dong dear Strong Bad" in [[japanese cartoon]].
*The space between "strong" and "bad" in Strong Bad's name is omitted on the end worksheet.
*The music that plays while Larry sings begins playing before Strong Bad even finishes typing the "run webcam" command.
*"Mort", as in the name "Mort Dougland", is derived from a Latin word (mors) meaning "death".
*When Strong Bad types the word "de-" words, the outline expanding around each word appears before he finishes typing it.
*When the VCR appears, the blinking "12:00" appears offset to the left with the "REC" symbol next to it. On the Characters page, however, the blinking "12:00" appears in the center.
*This email features a [[live action]] segment.
*McDoo is more of a [[Wikipedia:Gaelic|Gaelic name]]. It means "son of Doo".


*Strong Bad says that screaming at the top of your lungs is for people with blonde hair; however, Scandinavian [[Wikipedia:Black metal|black metal]] utilizes this technique frequently.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad stands up at the end of the email, his legs are an abnormal gray color. As he walks away they fluctuate independently between gray and the usual black.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's intro song is almost identical to that of [[mile]] in the PBTC cartoon.
*The Teen Girl Squad Battle of the Crappy High School Bands is similar to the Battle of the Bands in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8.
*The popup title "Video [[Thyme]]" is a reference to "Message Thyme" from [[marzipan]].
*The first reference to De la Soul came in [[50 emails]]. Homestar typed it when he was attempting [[DELETED]].
*The name of the director of the Taranchula video, Mort Dougland, is a reference to [[Teeg Dougland]].
*The growling riff that introduces the "[[Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour]]" accompanies the appearance of "Taranchula" in [[band names]].

*Dave Olaftenson is most likely played by [[Mike Chapman]], as he sounds very similar to PBtC Strong Bad in the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Strong Bad says to hunch "[[all up on]]" yourself.
*Limozeen previously sang about a street in L.A. in [[Because, It's Midnite]]: "Sunset Strip, California, West Hollywood".

===Real-World References===
*[[De La Soul]] is a highly influential eclectic hip-hop group, matching activist lyrics with artistic [[Wikipedia:Jazz rap|jazz rap]] backings. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul Is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s [[Matt Chapman#Favorite Music|favorite album list]].
*The Taranchula video seems to be inspired by the style and imagery of stop-motion animators [[Wikipedia:Brothers Quay|The Brothers Quay]], particularly their short film "The Street of Crocodiles" (which features self-mobile screws, meat, and a similar decrepit industrial setting). It is also reminiscent of a number of videos by the band [[Wikipedia:Tool (band)|Tool]], most notably for the song "Sober"; Tool guitarist Adam Jones, who created the videos, is strongly influenced by the Quays.
*Strong Mad's death metal lyrics are a reference to three film and television actors whose last names begin with "D-e": [[Wikipedia:Danny DeVito|Danny DeVito]], [[Wikipedia:Robert De Niro|Robert De Niro]], and either [[Wikipedia:Dom DeLuise|Dom]], [[Wikipedia:Peter DeLuise|Peter]], [[Wikipedia:Michael DeLuise|Michael]] or [[Wikipedia:David DeLuise|David DeLuise]].
*The "Winnie Wincent Inwasion" is in reference to the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie Vincent Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]]. Vinnie Vincent formed the Invasion after leaving [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]].
*"Schlaugh-ter" is probably meant to be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Slaughter (band)|Slaughter]], a hair metal band formed near the end of that genre's mass popularity. Interestingly enough, it was formed mostly out of former members of the Vinnie Vincent Invasion.
*"Vinger" is more than likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Winger (band)|Winger]], an oft-ridiculed hair metal band most famous for songs such as "Headed for a Heartbreak."
*[[Wikipedia:MTV|MTV]] had a show called the Heavy Metal Half-Hour in 1987. It later became the Hard 30, then disappeared entirely.
**The "Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour" may also be a parody of "[[Wikipedia:Headbanger's Ball|Headbanger's Ball]]," a metal-oriented music-video segment on MTV that aired in the late 1980s up through 1994. Headbanger's Ball had a reputation for disappointing metal fans by claiming to play hardcore metal but often favoring videos by such pop-metal acts as [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]] and [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]]. "Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour" also plays on the name of MTV's "Half-hour Comedy Hour."
*The "Video Thyme" player appears to parody [[Wikipedia:AOL Instant Messenger|AOL Instant Messenger's]] video chat function.
*Dave Bjornborg's name is probably derived from the name of [[Wikipedia:Björn Borg|Björn Borg]], a famous tennis player. Borg was also mentioned in [[Sample of Style]].
*Strong Bad's suggestion of hotglueing cornflakes to one's face is a possible reference to alternative metal band [[Wikipedia:Mudvayne|Mudvayne]], whose guitarist once glued large triangular cornchips to his already-greasepainted face for a music video.
* The "bowels of your lungs" growl is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Death growl|death growl]] used in various [[Wikipedia:Death metal|death metal]], [[Wikipedia:Grindcore|grindcore]], [[Wikipedia:Deathcore|deathcore]]/[[Wikipedia:Metalcore|metalcore]] and [[Wikipedia:Sludge metal|sludge metal]] bands. Singing from your gut is an actual death metal technique. [http://www.wikihow.com/Do-Harsh-Death-Metal-Vocals]

===Fast Forward===
*One of Brainkrieg's songs is a ringtone in the Teen Girl Squad minigame of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*Brainkrieg also went on to make a music video, "If I Don't Get Video Games...", as part of the various artists compilation album, [[Hooked On Decemberween]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*Because of Strong Bad's extended email intro, the DVD version running time is 3:51.
*The signing-off sound effect does not play when Strong Bad shuts off Larry's window.
*The sound quality for both Easter eggs is inexplicably the same quality as on the website, rather than enhanced as with the rest of the DVD content.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of my all-time favorite styles, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, I'm not gonna be Mike, I'm gonna pretend to be Matt for this commentary.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. That was kind of a very hip hop intro to a death metal email.

'''MIKE:'''''{pretending to be Matt, sounding nothing like him}'' Yes it was!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what's up Matt?

'''MIKE:''' Not too much, I'm Matt Chapman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do you sound like some type of super hero?

'''MIKE:''' Well, I think I am!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you ''think'' you are?

'''MIKE:''' ''{mumbles}'' I am!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' You don't sound very sure of yourself.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad, I like this email a lot.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{stops pretending to be Matt}'' All right, I'm gonna stop.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan was in the jazz ensemble, at his high school.

'''MIKE:''' I wish he was playing some jazz music for us right now.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{makes a sound kind of like "baloongalatang"}''

'''MIKE:''' Baloongalatang.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's my jazz guitar.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best I could do. Um, I think Lemmy from Motörhead has cornflakes on his face.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs (in the middle of Strong Bad's previous line)}'' Definitely does.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Do you know what Lemmy's last name is?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Motorhelm.

'''MIKE:''' Killmeister.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. That's the be— is that true?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know. I hope so.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's awesome. If I could have a last name like— how could you not be that guy and be in Motörhead?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, imagine if he was really good looking and a businessman. Named Lemmy Killmeister.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, there's no way he'd be successful.

''{[[Larry Palaroncini]] appears on Strong Bad's computer screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this guy. This guy pops up all the time, on my Video Thyme. And tries to talk to me. He always tries to get me to play massively multiplayer overlord rock play games.

'''MIKE:''' You should change your screen name, I've had to do that before.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' When people you don't want keep popping up and... yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Like fourteen-year-old girls?

'''MIKE:''' Add a 2005 to your screen name.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh.

'''MIKE:''' That'll— That'll trick 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a good idea. ''{pause}'' Oh, man, this is the best feature of the Lappy. It knows what I means.

'''MIKE:''' And it can change the font and font color accordingly?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, the Compy could do it too, I think.

'''MIKE:''' I think it did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It did it with the Kerrek smote the Trogdor smote the Kerrek.

''{Brainkrieg appear on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The trog— Oh. These guys. Look at that— their drummer is out of place.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' He's the only one that can play drums.

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's too happy. Yeah, clearly that's the only guy they could find. He's just like, "Well, I don't really listen to the music you guys play, but I'll do it! We're gonna be in the battle of the bands?"

'''MIKE:''' He's in, like, four bands. He's the only drummer at the school.

'''STRONG BAD:''' He looks like Joe Mama Besser from Spinal Tap.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Joe Mama Besser didn't make it very far.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think he did.

''{pause}

''{Strong Bad makes surprised sounds}''

'''MIKE:''' You okay there?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! It's hard to— to resist... the quadruple bass pedal. ''{pause}'' This is my favorite show.

'''MIKE:''' The hard 30?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The hard 30. Ozzy Ozzy 'ard N Heavy!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, remember those Hard N Heavy videos?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The video magazine.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''STRONG BAD:''' On VHS! ''{pause}'' Oh, that's Schenkel McDoo. ''{Mike laughs}'' That guy's awesome.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of this video? I like it a lot.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. It looks— it— Eugh! It's disgusting, look at that grease that that beef left on that rusty thing. Uh, rusty pipe.

'''MIKE:''' Where'd we get that cookie sheet? That rusty cookie sheet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think it was yours.

'''MIKE:''' It might have been mine.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think you ha— you had just baked some cookies on it and we were like, "Oh, maybe this will give us diseases." ''{pause}'' Yeah, I remember that. Every time I watch that... no, I actually went and gargled with grape soda. After that.

'''MIKE:''' Gave yourself a sweet mouth?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, definitely. ''{mumbling}'' Those things hurt. And the things on your face.

===Fun Facts===
*"The Kerrek smote the Trogdor smote the Kerrek" refers to a line spoken in [[interview]].
*The guitarist's name, "Killmeister" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Motörhead|Motörhead]]'s lead singer and bassist, [[Wikipedia:Lemmy|Lemmy Kilmister]].
*[[Spinal Tap]] is a fictional rock band from the faux-documentary ''This is Spinal Tap''; the band had several drummers die during their heyday. Joe "Mama" Besser himself died only a few seconds after being introduced.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

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Portmanteaus

2011-01-05T05:47:43Z

EASports: /* V */ Not unique to the H*R universe. Vornado is also a brand of electric fans.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (E.G. "your smelly underling, or smunderling")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|}

===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|}

===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}

===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

the facts

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[[Image:Cubeland.PNG|thumb|"I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it might work."]]

Strong Bad tells Jess G. from OH why Strong Mad doesn't have his own cartoon. Meanwhile, Homestar is determined that his "[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|own cartoon]]" will be a #1 hit.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Cubeland]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 20, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:53

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
I was just wondering, why doesn't 
Strong Mad have his own cartoon? 
 
Your fan, 
Jess G. OH</blockquote>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... G'oh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language.

''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' For examplé: ''{pronounced ex-AM-play}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. What's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' ''GARBLEDINA''!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: ''Garbledina''.

''{"Garbledina" appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact three: He's like a big square, this guy.

''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all.

''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Un..settling.

''{"Unsettling" appears.}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland—

''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner. Strong Mad looks around a bit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is a place I just made up, so..on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control.

''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, obsoyve.

''{The Strong Mad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey, biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause  baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE!

''{He holds up his right hand, index finger, and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!

''{He holds up his other hand in the same position.}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience.

''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears and a claymation cartoon begins. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR!

''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like Tandy 400 (with the word "DiSK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{speaking quietly}'' I want my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still quietly}'' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I want my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Sewiously" all the time and acting like a moron...all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{normally}'' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!" 

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Homestar Will Be Right Back.PNG|thumb|"We're coming right back after these messages!"]]
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad's epic film, '[[Doug the Dino]]'.
<blockquote>'''''int: dinosaur - day''''' 
go dougie!! 
RAWR!! 
toilet. (drawing of a [[toilet]])</blockquote>
*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break bumper.
:''{A screen featuring Homestar holding a Popsicle and the words "We'll Be Right Back!" appears}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:We're coming right back after these messages! 
:We're coming right back after these messageeeees...

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
* "[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bupkis Bupkis]" is a Yiddish word (meaning "beans") used in English to mean "nothing" or "almost nothing". Sample usage: "I work here for him ten hours a day, all week, and what does he give me? Bupkis!"

===Trivia===
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[Stop Motion|claymation]] debut.
*The [[Cardboard Boxes|box]] on Strong Mad's desk that says 'disks' on it also reads 'NOT CAR PARTS' upside down.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#thexder|thexder]]".
*The [[font]] in which Strong Bad types the facts is [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]], the font used on the [[Tandy 400]].

===Remarks===
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'3" (2.26 meters) tall and wide. However, The Cheat implied in [[i she be]] that Strong Mad was 6 feet (1.8 meters) tall. Meanwhile, according to a [[HR:smsticker.html|page]] that is [[Secret Pages|no longer linked from the main site]], Strong Mad weighs 900 lbs (408 kg) and is 8'3" (2.5 meters) tall. Of course, it is known that Strong Mad is not actually a square; in fact, he's actually about 7.25% taller than he is wide. So, based on the dimensions given, if he were 7'3" (2.2 meters) wide, he would be approximately 8' (2.4 meters) tall. On the other hand, if he were 88" tall, he would only be about 82" wide. Finally, if he were 6' (1.8 meters) tall as mentioned earlier, he would be a mere 67" wide.
**Plus, these measurements do not correspond with the measurements of the other characters.
** In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's weight combined is 1,000,000 pounds (453,592 kg). If Strong Bad weighs 150 pounds (68 kg), then Strong Mad weighs 999,850 pounds (453,524 kg)! This contradicts Strong Bad's quote saying that he is 900 pounds. (Of course, this idea was an early one and is probably no longer true)
*Strong Mad seems to be making "Doug the Dino" in the scene of him in his room, as there is a toy dinosaur and a green cylinder shaped block on his table.
*Homestar Runner has claimed that "That's bupkis!" is his new [[catch phrase]] (to replace "[[Seriously]]..."), but he hasn't said it since this email debuted.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When this email was first released, if the eject button on the video recorder was clicked on during "Doug the Dino", the loading screen would appear and freeze. This may be due to the VCR being copied from the "[[Character Videos|Characters]]" menu, in which the eject button causes [[Homsar]]'s tape to pop out. The eject button is now unclickable.

===Inside References===
*The TV set that plays "Doug The Dino" is the [[Telebision]] from the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]].
*[[The VCR]] (in which the display is still blinking 12:00) is the same one that appears on the "Characters" menu and the emails [[12:00]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Mad "[[Graw Mad]]". According to the commentary for [[car]], this is what TBC's niece used to call Strong Mad (she also called [[Strong Sad]] "Gron Sad", a name which Strong Bad used in [[car]]).
*"Doug The Dino" could be a reference to Strong Mad's managing to say "[[Douglas]]" in an Easter egg for the email [[sibbie]], after Strong Bad tried to get him to say it in [[cheat talk]].
*Strong Bad mentions his [[parents|mom]].
*Strong Mad's [[Box Computer|computer]] has the word "DiSK" written on it, and the title screen for the movie reads "DOUG THE DiNO", which are both instances of [[lowercase i's]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Strong Bad says Jess G.OH's last name is a reference to [[The Simpsons]], in which one of [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson's]] catch phrases is "[[Wikipedia:D'oh!|D'oh!]]"
*The tune Homestar sings to in the Easter egg is the same tune as the intermission theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''.
*The ''"We'll Be Right Back!"'' song and screen are in the style of cartoon shows of the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, which frequently included lead-outs and lead-ins with freeze-frames (or animations) of the characters along with quirky jingles about the show returning.

===Fast Forward===
*The background drum beat which is heard during the Cubeland scene would be reused in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*Homestar's Popsicle from the Easter Egg is reused for the ice cream bars in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*The Brothers Chaps used stop-motion animation again in [[death metal]] to animate [[Taranchula|Taranchula's]] music video.
*"Doug the Dino" would later be mentioned in the short [[Sbemail 150?!?]].
*Homestar would get [[Hremails|his own email show]] in [[email thunder]], which would be continued in [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MATT:''' OK, guys. It's Matt, Mike, and Marzipan. And, this is the one called "the facts." It's all about brother Strong Mad.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It is about brother Strong Mad. And he is actually my favorite brother.

'''MATT:''' Really? So you like him best?

'''MIKE:''' Seems you get along with Strong Sad pretty well. I didn't realize you and Strong Mad got along so well.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, don't tell Strong Sad that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well Strong—

'''MATT:''' You're his only friend.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I know, but that's, you know, not how I feel on my end.

'''MATT:''' I remember uh, Andy Cooper. The Coopers had ''Thexder''. Uh, which is the game that's in his little floppy disk box there.

'''MIKE:''' It's like a space ship game?

'''MATT:''' You'd— You look like one of those things from Robotech, yeah. You'd be a jet and then a robot.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Which brother is this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' That's Strong ''Mad''. The one you said was your favorite.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I made a mistake.

'''MATT:''' Oh. That's not your favorite.

'''MIKE:''' Who's your favorite?

'''MATT:''' What do you think of Cubeland there? Would you like to visit that place Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' It looks like my freezer.

'''MATT:''' Does it?!

'''MIKE:''' You got some. What do you got in there? Ice cubes—

'''MATT:''' Some iridescent cubes in there?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I do.

'''MIKE:''' Jello cubes?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh, no Jello cubes.

'''MATT:''' Look! See there? Strong Mad's making some Claymation there. Just like Mike and I used to as young boys.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Strong Mad's got some sweet wallpaper in his bedroom.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I want that in my bedroom.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' What do you think of that wallpaper up there, Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like wallpaper. I prefer wallpaper over paint jobs.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.

'''MATT:''' It's much harder to put up, though.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think you have wallpaper in your house. I think you have paint.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, guess what? I wish I had wallpaper. ''{long pause}''. Oooh, that's cool. That's on your desk, Mike. ''{referring to where Strong Mad's Claymation takes place}''

'''MATT:''' So this, um, so this Claymation movie is pretty much ninety percent of Claymation movies Mike and I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt's a—

'''MATT:''' It usually involved a toilet. A dinosaur.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who made this?

'''MIKE:''' Matt did. Matt was a very good— He's an award-winning Claymation animator in nineteen eighty...eight?

'''MATT:''' Nine.

'''MIKE:''' Eighty nine?

'''MARZIPAN:''' What award did he win?

'''MIKE:''' He won some international film—

'''MATT:''' Media Festival.

'''MIKE:''' International Media Festival—

'''MARZIPAN:''' I won an award once.

'''MIKE:''' What— What award?

'''MATT:''' ''{excitedly interrupts}'' Look! Wait! That's wrong! That box is floating in front of that bag, Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' Wow!

'''MATT:''' We need to change that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' You think that's on the website?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was the award for importance.

'''MIKE:''' ''{somewhat mockingly}'' The award for importance?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes! It was internationally recognized.

'''MATT:''' ''{holding back laughter}'' As being ''important''?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that and—

'''MIKE:''' What was the award itself? Was it a medal? Or a trophy?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was a virtual award.

'''MATT:''' ''{changing the subject}'' It looks like Strong Bad and Homestar are really hashing out some issues here. Sitting down and spending some quality time—

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, he likes to perch on the end of desks and things. Doesn't he look cute?

'''MATT:''' He does look kinda cute like that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voluptuously}'' I think he has a good body.

''{Mike starts to laugh}''

'''MATT:''' What? ''{scolding}'' Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell—

'''MATT:''' Keep that to yourself!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm sorry.

'''MATT:''' I don't wanna hear that crap!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm gonna get him a new pair of shoes, though.

'''MATT:''' ''{reacting to The Paper coming down}'' Wow, look at that. All you gotta do is say it's the end and—

== External Links ==
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the facts

2010-12-22T04:34:31Z

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[[Image:Cubeland.PNG|thumb|"I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it might work."]]

Strong Bad tells Jess G. from OH why Strong Mad doesn't have his own cartoon. Meanwhile, Homestar is determined that his "[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|own cartoon]]" will be a #1 hit.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Cubeland]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 20, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:53

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
I was just wondering, why doesn't 
Strong Mad have his own cartoon? 
 
Your fan, 
Jess G. OH</blockquote>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... G'oh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language.

''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' For examplé: ''{pronounced ex-AM-play}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. What's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' ''GARBLEDINA''!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: ''Garbledina''.

''{"Garbledina" appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact three: He's like a big square, this guy.

''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all.

''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Un..settling.

''{"Unsettling" appears.}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland—

''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner. Strong Mad looks around a bit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is a place I just made up, so..on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control.

''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, obsoyve.

''{The Strong Mad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey, biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause  baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE!

''{He holds up his right hand, index finger, and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!

''{He holds up his other hand in the same position.}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience.

''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears and a claymation cartoon begins. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR!

''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like Tandy 400 (with the word "DiSK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{speaking quietly}'' I want my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still quietly}'' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I want my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Sewiously" all the time and acting like a moron...all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{normally}'' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!" 

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Homestar Will Be Right Back.PNG|thumb|"We're coming right back after these messages!"]]
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad's epic film, '[[Doug the Dino]]'.
<blockquote>'''''int: dinosaur - day''''' 
go dougie!! 
RAWR!! 
toilet. (drawing of a [[toilet]])</blockquote>
*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break bumper.
:''{A screen featuring Homestar holding a Popsicle and the words "We'll Be Right Back!" appears}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:We're coming right back after these messages! 
:We're coming right back after these messageeeees...

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
* "[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bupkis Bupkis]" is a Yiddish word (meaning "beans") used in English to mean "nothing" or "almost nothing". Sample usage: "I work here for him ten hours a day, all week, and what does he give me? Bupkis!"

===Trivia===
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[Stop Motion|claymation]] debut.
*The [[Cardboard Boxes|box]] on Strong Mad's desk that says 'disks' on it also reads 'NOT CAR PARTS' upside down.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#thexder|thexder]]".
*The [[font]] in which Strong Bad types the facts is [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]], the font used on the [[Tandy 400]].

===Remarks===
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'3" (2.26 meters) tall and wide. However, The Cheat implied in [[i she be]] that Strong Mad was 6 feet (1.8 meters) tall. Meanwhile, according to a [[HR:smsticker.html|page]] that is [[Secret Pages|no longer linked from the main site]], Strong Mad weighs 900 lbs (408 kg) and is 8'3" (2.5 meters) tall. Of course, it is known that Strong Mad is not actually a square; in fact, he's actually about 7.25% taller than he is wide. So, based on the dimensions given, if he were 7'3" (2.2 meters) wide, he would be approximately 8' (2.4 meters) tall. On the other hand, if he were 88" tall, he would only be about 82" wide. Finally, if he were 6' (1.8 meters) tall as mentioned earlier, he would be a mere 67" wide.
**Plus, these measurements do not correspond with the measurements of the other characters.
** In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's weight combined is 1,000,000 pounds (453,592 kg). If Strong Bad weighs 150 pounds (68 kg), then Strong Mad weighs 999,850 pounds (453,524 kg)! This contradicts Strong Bad's quote saying that he is 900 pounds. (Of course, this idea was an early one and is probably no longer true)
*Strong Mad seems to be making "Doug the Dino" in the scene of him in his room, as there is a toy dinosaur and a green cylinder shaped block on his table.
*Homestar Runner has claimed that "That's bupkis!" is his new [[catch phrase]] (to replace "[[Seriously]]..."), but he hasn't said it since this email debuted.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When this email was first released, if the eject button on the video recorder was clicked on during "Doug the Dino", the loading screen would appear and freeze. This may be due to the VCR being copied from the "[[Character Videos|Characters]]" menu, in which the eject button causes [[Homsar]]'s tape to pop out. The eject button is now unclickable.

===Inside References===
*The TV set that plays "Doug The Dino" is the [[Telebision]] from the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]].
*[[The VCR]] (in which the display is still blinking 12:00) is the same one that appears on the "Characters" menu and the emails [[12:00]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Mad "[[Graw Mad]]". According to the commentary for [[car]], this is what TBC's niece used to call Strong Mad (she also called [[Strong Sad]] "Gron Sad", a name which Strong Bad used in [[car]]).
*"Doug The Dino" could be a reference to Strong Mad's managing to say "[[Douglas]]" in an Easter egg for the email [[sibbie]], after Strong Bad tried to get him to say it in [[cheat talk]].
*Strong Bad refers mentions his [[parents|mom]].
*Strong Mad's [[Box Computer|computer]] has the word "DiSK" written on it, and the title screen for the movie reads "DOUG THE DiNO", which are both instances of [[lowercase i's]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Strong Bad says Jess G.OH's last name is a reference to [[The Simpsons]], in which one of [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson's]] catch phrases is "[[Wikipedia:D'oh!|D'oh!]]"
*The tune Homestar sings to in the Easter egg is the same tune as the intermission theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''.
*The ''"We'll Be Right Back!"'' song and screen are in the style of cartoon shows of the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, which frequently included lead-outs and lead-ins with freeze-frames (or animations) of the characters along with quirky jingles about the show returning.

===Fast Forward===
*The background drum beat which is heard during the Cubeland scene would be reused in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*Homestar's Popsicle from the Easter Egg is reused for the ice cream bars in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*The Brothers Chaps used stop-motion animation again in [[death metal]] to animate [[Taranchula|Taranchula's]] music video.
*"Doug the Dino" would later be mentioned in the short [[Sbemail 150?!?]].
*Homestar would get [[Hremails|his own email show]] in [[email thunder]], which would be continued in [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MATT:''' OK, guys. It's Matt, Mike, and Marzipan. And, this is the one called "the facts." It's all about brother Strong Mad.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It is about brother Strong Mad. And he is actually my favorite brother.

'''MATT:''' Really? So you like him best?

'''MIKE:''' Seems you get along with Strong Sad pretty well. I didn't realize you and Strong Mad got along so well.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, don't tell Strong Sad that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well Strong—

'''MATT:''' You're his only friend.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I know, but that's, you know, not how I feel on my end.

'''MATT:''' I remember uh, Andy Cooper. The Coopers had ''Thexder''. Uh, which is the game that's in his little floppy disk box there.

'''MIKE:''' It's like a space ship game?

'''MATT:''' You'd— You look like one of those things from Robotech, yeah. You'd be a jet and then a robot.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Which brother is this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' That's Strong ''Mad''. The one you said was your favorite.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I made a mistake.

'''MATT:''' Oh. That's not your favorite.

'''MIKE:''' Who's your favorite?

'''MATT:''' What do you think of Cubeland there? Would you like to visit that place Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' It looks like my freezer.

'''MATT:''' Does it?!

'''MIKE:''' You got some. What do you got in there? Ice cubes—

'''MATT:''' Some iridescent cubes in there?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I do.

'''MIKE:''' Jello cubes?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh, no Jello cubes.

'''MATT:''' Look! See there? Strong Mad's making some Claymation there. Just like Mike and I used to as young boys.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Strong Mad's got some sweet wallpaper in his bedroom.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I want that in my bedroom.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' What do you think of that wallpaper up there, Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like wallpaper. I prefer wallpaper over paint jobs.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.

'''MATT:''' It's much harder to put up, though.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think you have wallpaper in your house. I think you have paint.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, guess what? I wish I had wallpaper. ''{long pause}''. Oooh, that's cool. That's on your desk, Mike. ''{referring to where Strong Mad's Claymation takes place}''

'''MATT:''' So this, um, so this Claymation movie is pretty much ninety percent of Claymation movies Mike and I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt's a—

'''MATT:''' It usually involved a toilet. A dinosaur.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who made this?

'''MIKE:''' Matt did. Matt was a very good— He's an award-winning Claymation animator in nineteen eighty...eight?

'''MATT:''' Nine.

'''MIKE:''' Eighty nine?

'''MARZIPAN:''' What award did he win?

'''MIKE:''' He won some international film—

'''MATT:''' Media Festival.

'''MIKE:''' International Media Festival—

'''MARZIPAN:''' I won an award once.

'''MIKE:''' What— What award?

'''MATT:''' ''{excitedly interrupts}'' Look! Wait! That's wrong! That box is floating in front of that bag, Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' Wow!

'''MATT:''' We need to change that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' You think that's on the website?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was the award for importance.

'''MIKE:''' ''{somewhat mockingly}'' The award for importance?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes! It was internationally recognized.

'''MATT:''' ''{holding back laughter}'' As being ''important''?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that and—

'''MIKE:''' What was the award itself? Was it a medal? Or a trophy?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was a virtual award.

'''MATT:''' ''{changing the subject}'' It looks like Strong Bad and Homestar are really hashing out some issues here. Sitting down and spending some quality time—

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, he likes to perch on the end of desks and things. Doesn't he look cute?

'''MATT:''' He does look kinda cute like that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voluptuously}'' I think he has a good body.

''{Mike starts to laugh}''

'''MATT:''' What? ''{scolding}'' Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell—

'''MATT:''' Keep that to yourself!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm sorry.

'''MATT:''' I don't wanna hear that crap!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm gonna get him a new pair of shoes, though.

'''MATT:''' ''{reacting to The Paper coming down}'' Wow, look at that. All you gotta do is say it's the end and—

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Fourth Wall Breaks

2010-12-22T04:16:02Z

EASports: /* Shorts */ Was mistaken about SB

[[Image:Literal4thwallbreak.PNG|thumb|Literally breaking the fourth wall.]]

Sometimes, the [[characters]] '''break the [[Wikipedia:Fourth wall|fourth wall]]''' by displaying awareness that they are in an Internet cartoon.

Fourth wall breakages are common in [[Strong Bad Email]]s; Strong Bad often addresses the viewers, and references to his "[[email show]]" are made. Some of these supposed "fourth wall breaks" may be explained by assuming that Strong Bad has a live [[Wikipedia:webcam|webcam]] show in which he answers e-mails, or that he is talking to an imaginary audience, but in other instances the characters actually refer to the fact that they are in cartoons, which is a real fourth wall break. Excluding Strong Bad Emails that involve a character addressing the viewers, here is a list of fourth wall breakages in the toons.

== Big Toons ==
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — In the commentary, Strong Bad calls the toon a cartoon several times.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — The TV announcer says that [[the Yello Dello]] is "the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon."
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — While reassuring Strong Mad, Strong Bad says "Don't worry, big guy. We'll cut to a montage. I mean, find [[The Cheat]]."
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
**[[Silent Rip]] informs [[Gunhaver]] the "Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack".
**At the end, Gunhaver screams, "Next episode, [[Blue Laser]]! Next episode!"
*[[Weclome Back]]
**All of the characters punch in on a time clock after returning from vacation, possibly implying that they work in a studio.
**Marzipan wonders whether anyone has been "taking care of the website".
**Homestar Runner says "It's time to get this www-dot-show back on the road-dot-com."
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
**As [[Green Helmets]] take him away, Gunhaver remarks, "At least let a Cheat Commanding Officer be escorted out by someone who isn't available in a discount three pack."
**Silent Rip proclaims it's impossible to break into the "Headquarters Playset".
**Gunhaver commands Silent Rip and [[Crackotage]], "be continued!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
**Subtlefuge says each [[Toppleganger]] is "sold separately with rifle and gear."
**The Headquarters Playset is revealed to have a battery compartment and electronic lights and sounds.

== Shorts ==
*[[The System is Down]] — There are references to both the [[Error Page]] and [[homestarrunner.com]] being down.
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — Gunhaver breaks the fourth wall ''within'' the [[Homestar Runner universe]] itself by saying, "Quick, everyone! To the Action Figure Storage Vehicle!"
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — Gunhaver mentions that "[[Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!!|buying all our playsets and toys]]" is a positive thing.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
**The [[Female Lappy 486]] is startled by the viewer's arrival and says Strong Bad "is understairs. Tell whim I love..."
**Strong Sad has prepared storyboards to help Strong Bad with the email.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar says, "I'd better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon!"
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Homsar]]'s [[bowler hat]] visibly bounces off the edge of the screen when he is singing.
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Agent Chimendez]] explains that he is an "expanded universe character".
*[[Loading Screens]]
**The singers mention that this is a cartoon several times.
**Coach Z in particular describes loading screens as a "looping animation".
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Homestar, annoyed at [[The Umpire]] for telling him information he already knew, tells him "we sorta established that in the first scene."
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Puppet Homestar breaks the fourth wall by showing disgust over Puppet Strong Sad's line "-until he finally went" (who is narrating the toon). He also describes [[Doreauxgard]] and [[Marshie]] as being "the only puppets left".

== Holiday Toons ==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
**At the beginning of the toon, Homestar tells the viewers to "pick a treat and drag it on top of us".
**During the end discussion, Homestar asks if the viewers have voted yet (a feature for that year's toon) and then later requests that the characters repeat stuff they have already said to freak "them" out, both indicating that the characters know they are being watched and hand-waving the animation loop.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
**After Strong Sad says that hiccups have to be laughed out, Strong Bad says "Whoa! That sounds like a segue!"
**In the Homsar easter egg, Homsar walks across all sides of the screen.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
**Strong Bad informs the viewers that Homestar runs around frantically from [[Decemberween]] to New Year's.
**In the Easter egg, there is a poster on the wall that reads, "Left Out Characters' Support Group & Buffet."
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
**Throughout the [[Wikipedia:cold open|cold open]], Homestar directly addresses the viewer.
**When Homestar comes upon Homsar, he remarks "Oh, great. The secret guy," and then comments on the choices that Homsar "gives" him.
**Then when he reaches the [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]], he refers to it as a "cool new background."
**In the [[The Goblin|Goblin]] ending, Marzipan declares the end of the scene.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad comments that [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]] and [[Marzipan]] are the least popular ''Homestar Runner'' characters.
*[[Let us give TANKS!]]
**[[Blue Laser Commander]] reminds [[Ripberger]] he was only available for a limited time with three proofs of purchase.
**Silent Rip says he's thankful for the "Blue Laser Thanksgiving action playset".
**All the Commandos and Blue Laser members sing "Buy all our playsets and toys!"
*[[Jibblies 2]]
**Strong Bad refers to the cast of the Homestar Runner cartoons as "characters".
**Also, Strong Sad asks if there was a Jibblies 1, referring to the name of the toon.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad mentions that [[Crack Stuntman]] is a character who voices a character from a cartoon ([[Cheat Commandos]]) inside a cartoon ([[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]).
*[[Toikey TV]] — Gunhaver informs the other Cheat Commandos that all they got was "another lame Thanksgiving special."
*[[Trogday 08]] — Strong Bad scolds "you internet [[type]]s" for ruining Trogdor, as well as "zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad tries to correct the announcer when he calls Strong Sad's line, "SAFE-T LOS-R Accessories".
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
**Homestar refers to himself as "Homestar Runner.com".
**Bubs's epitaph for Homestar also has the words "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com" written on it.
*[[April Fool 09]] — Strong Bad explains why the website is named after Homestar Runner and not him.
* [[ Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — This toon contains several fourth wall breaks. Marzipan reads her lines from a cue card, Strong Bad types Strong Sad's narration, and Strong Sad addresses the audience at the end.

== Strong Bad Emails ==
*[[island]]
**When Yami Yugi asks what Strong Bad would do if he were stuck on a desert island, Strong Bad nonchalantly replies, "I suspect it would be like most cartoons".
**Later, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] imitates [[Main Page 3]], with similar effects.
*[[the process]] — Strong Bad says "you can usually click on certain words and make little pictures of dumb stuff pop up."
*[[couch patch]] — Strong Bad points out that the couch patch is clearly already present in Homestar's flashback.
*[[monument]] — Homestar peeks out from behind the black as he sings, "Here comes the Thnikkaman!"
*[[flashback]]
**Strong Bad breaks the fourth wall saying that his flashback can't be viewed in anything but widescreen.
**Homestar says he's usually behind the black.

*[[virus]] — The effects of [[the virus]] cause several fourth wall breakages.
*[[part-time job]] — Strong Bad peeks around the edge of the black on his way to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*[[dreamail]]
**Strong Bad says "Allow me to ... hit you with the pink border", and after that a pink border appears on the screen instead of the routine border.
**At the end he admits he should have used a fluffy white cloud border instead.
*[[best thing]] — [[Teeg Dougland]] informs [[Limozeen]] about the cancellation of ''[[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]]'' during the ''Limozeen'' cartoon.
*[[bottom 10]] — After the end of the email, Strong Bad acknowledges that there are no Easter eggs at the end.
*[[lady...ing]] — The Cheat displays a laserdisc of a [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]-era Email, to which Strong Bad replies "Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a wallop."
*[[highschool]] — Strong Bad says that he was "probably just like other cartoons" in his high school days.
*[[senior prom]] — After Strong Bad says that he's "taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform" and gets up, the camera zooms out to reveal him actually standing on the right side, causing him to jump out of view.
*[[from work]] — Strong Bad complains that what he imagines doesn't appear while Homestar's imagination does become visible.
*[[the paper]] — Strong Bad claims he can remember the birth of [[The Paper]] "like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback," which follows this line.
*[[original]] — The entire email is about the "actor" playing [[Bubs]], [[Original Bubs]], being replaced.
*[[your edge]] — While in a deep, dark hole where only his eyes are visible, Strong Bad comments that he "suddenly feel[s] so easy to animate".
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad refers to the cast of the Homestar Runner cartoons as "characters".

== Games ==
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — If the player succeeds in beating the game, Gunhaver bellows, "Next state-of-the-art laserdisc game, Blue Laser! Next state-of-the-art laserdisc game!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]]
**If Rather Dashing says "[[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]" to [[Dongolev]] without first talking to [[Mendelev]], he will say, "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**If the player types "throw baby" before the baby has been acquired, the game will say that the player must have "misread the walkthrough on [[Wikipedia:GameFAQs|GameFAQS]]."
**If "get broom" is typed in Naked Ned's house, the game will say, "No no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things in the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**When at the inn, the inn "takes up the entire screen."
**When on the screen with [[Kerrek]], typing "make friends with Kerrek" results in the message "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not going to work for you either."
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
**When [[1-Up]] requests Stinkoman's help, Stinkoman says that he already helped him in Level 4.
**At the beginning of Level 6, Stinkoman appears to be playing his own game.
**At the beginning of Level -0, Stinkoman addresses the player while he's stuck sad inside the wall.
**At the end of Level -0, Stinkoman says he has to get through Level 9 and Level 10 to get to 1-Up and [[Pan Pan]].
**At the opening cinematic of level 9, the [[Shadowy Figure]] says, "So he thinks he can get to level 10, eh?"
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
**If the player talks to some of the characters, they mention events that happened "screens" or "seconds" ago.
**Many characters will reference past, apparently unconnected scenes (such as the dungeon trap at the start).
**In the area that doesn't exist, various objects are listed as "not being there".
**In the same scene, the description reads that "some words are in capital letters".
**When you look at the stairs in the tavern, the description will say "They're just for show.
**Sheesh, maybe these graphics weren't such a good idea after all."
**The intro also references the addition of graphics.
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] — As well as what is noted below, Strong Bad sometimes appears to talk to the players, often objecting to a certain action the player is trying to perform.
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]]
**Strong Bad guides the player throughout the tutorial.
**Strong Sad also complains about being in the tutorial and Bubs screws up a line during his scene.
**After the tutorial concludes, he states, "Hey, where's my money?! I'm getting paid for this, right?"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
**Strong Bad asks Coach Z to summarize the rules of the Race "for all the kids playing at home."
**When Strong Bad first disguises as Homestar, he quotes the [[Main Pages]].
**After kicking everybody out of his house, he types, "There you have it; the videogame adaptation of how I beat the snot out of Homestar Runner."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
**After Strong Bad exclaims, "Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia, the free!" Homestar remarks, "Hey, that's the name of this..." but Strong Bad cuts him off before he can finish.
**Also, when Strong Bad talks to Homsar after putting all the Homsartifacts in the pylon, Homsar tells Strong Bad that he will have to face a punishingly difficult dungeon and disappointing end cutscene.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
**[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] asks [[Renaldo]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] to join him in one last case "for old this movie's sake".
**Dangeresque also informs Renaldo that his epic battle with [[The Monster]] is going to be in the movie trailer.
**When Dangeresque asks Dangeresque Too how long he knew that [[Uzi Bazooka]] was an imposter, he replies, "Pretty much from the beginning of the movie."
**When Extended Play is first loaded, Strong Bad introduces the "DVD extras section" directly to the viewers, telling them to load up the map and click on a location to get started.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]]
**When he picks up the logic board, Strong Bad comments that he'll "just put the logic board in the machine and we can end this episode early!"
**In the finale, where Strong Bad's in-game model suddenly changes to resemble his concept drawing from [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]], he remarked: "<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Telltale Games]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> ''finally'' listened to me!"

== Teen Girl Squad ==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] — Cheerleader sings "It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over" at the end of the issue.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] — In an Easter egg, Cheerleader says it's their "Tenth Issue-versary".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] — Cheerleader is seen reading the script for the issue, and asking how "uggs" is spelled.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] — The Ugly One comments to Narrator Strong Bad on the creativity (or lack thereof) of her demise.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]] — Quarterback asks The Ugly One to accompany him to the end credits.
*[[Cave Girl Squad]]
**One of the girls apologizes to Strong Bad after pointing out an anachronism regarding the dinosaur egg.
**The girls inform Anubis that "wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!"

==DVDs==
*[[strongbad_email.exe]] — On all of the disks, if the viewer doesn't make a selection in the Bonus Stuff menu, Strong Bad will enter and say "Time's up, choosy! I'm playing Trogdor!", and plays [[TROGDOR!]] for a little bit.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]]
**Strong Bad tells [[The Paper]] to "show these morons what to do".
**The Paper will then tell the viewer to make a choice.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] — Homestar and Strong Bad wonder where the viewer is and Homestar suggests that perhaps they are making a sandwich.
**Strong Bad orders the viewer to bring them some [[cold ones]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]]
**Homestar proclaims, "Look at me! I'm on TVD!"
**The [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] asks Strong Bad what's taking the viewers so long.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] — Strong Bad complains the viewer took so long the Lappy's screensaver turned on.
*[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
**Strong Bad says there are no emails on the DVD.
**Homestar tells the viewer to make a choice.
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — Homestar complains that the viewer is taking too long deciding and tries to eat some of the menu items.

==Other==
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]] — Strong Bad beats the left side of the screen.
*[[First Time Here?]] 
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar says, "This is Homestar Runner from HomestarRunner.com".
*[[Strong Sad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Sad]] — On Strong Sad's character page, he complains about making a "character page" and later runs his finger down the left side of the screen.
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]] 
*[[Store]] — Most of the [[Store Thank You Messages|thank you messages]] break the fourth wall, especially [[Store Thank You Messages#Back Door Message|the "bonus" message]].
*[[Podstar Runner]]
**In the original ending video for the emails and music videos, Strong Bad asks, "What am I doing in this tiny box?" and shatters the screen trying to get out.
**In the 2008 ending, Strong Bad leaves a "face print" on the iPod's screen and tells the viewer to use a "shimmy cloth".
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]] — Teeg Dougland informs [[Limozeen]] that they have been relegated to DVD bonus content.
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
**Strong Bad later says, "Gimme that camera!" and walks around his house with it.
**He acknowledges the change in animation style by asking the viewers to witness "all 3 of the glorious D's".
**Homestar claims to have a "low polygon count".
*[[Page Load Error]] 
*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar Runner scolds the announcer for pronouncing the word 'drawer' correctly.
*[[Sbemailiarized!]]
**Strong Bad refers to the site's other videos as cartoons.
**[[Matt Chapman]] knocks the word "CREATORS" offscreen when he starts ranting at [[Mike Chapman]]'s idea.
**Strong Bad calls the idea a "4th wall type thing".

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