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2004-12-03T00:09:26Z

Eggman183: /* Easter Eggs */

[[Image:sbemail65.PNG|thumb|Filing all the crap emails]]

'''Strong Bad Email #65'''

Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,
I was wondering what you do with the
emails that don't get showed on the
weekly email.

Dan Chase,
Aurora, Illinois</pre>

''{Strong Bad stops and says "Hey!" after reading "Hey Strong Bad," and pronounces Illinois as "Illi-nwah"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... ''{typing}'' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up!

''{cut to the Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sometimes I give them to the Cheat for filing. And archiving.

''{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen. The Cheat makes cheat noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No man, that's a short.

''{The Cheat shrugs, and puts it in the short pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD, Bubs has a bag of cash labeled "The Payoff".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the e-mail addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.

''{Strong Bad drops the CD}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!

''{Bubs throws the bag of money on the ground}''

'''BUBS:''' Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!

''{Cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanes� art of paper-folding.

''{Strong Bad walks on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper}'' THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, that's great, man. {sniffs} Incredible likeness.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But mostly the emails I don't use just get... ''{stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly}'' A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... ''{starts running back towards the desk}'' DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! ''{jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half. After a pause, the screen flashes DELETED!!}'' Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see The Cheat with the 3 stacks of emails, you can click on the top of each pile for a sample of some emails. (click the close button to close the email.)
*You can click on the top of Strong Mad's pile of emails for another look at these wonderful emails Strong Bad gets.
*At the very end you can click on the words on Strong Bad's screen to bring up Bubs' Weekly Spamvertisement.
*You can click on the picture of the product in the Weekly Spamvertisement to see more products from Bubs.
**The products are:
***A plastic tape dispenser
***A small case of ketchup
***A jar of beans & vegetables

== Fun Facts ==
*Here are the unused emails which appear in this toon:
**Medium stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
This is my best one. Do you like it! I hope that you
do.</pre>
<pre>HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A
ROBOT NOT ME. GO AND KILL ANY ONE YOU HATE.

YOUR NOT BIGGEST FAN
EVAN</pre>
**Tall stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
why don 't you do that thing?</pre>
<pre>hey i like ur e-mail and games i am stephanie and i am
10/f/nj and i play baseball cheerleader

from stephanie

poobears</pre>
**Short stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I tried to email you twice yesterday. You didn't email
back. 'Sup wit dat? I'm out like that.</pre>
<pre>Do you have a monkey if you do you are a crap. If you
don't are still crap so leave me alone crap head. Stop
making me right this stupid crappy letter to you. So
buy craphead uh I mean crapface wait no crapnose
rrrrrghhh whatever you are stupid and have an ugly
butt and your stupid and a piece of crap. Oh yeah your
also stupid.

sincerely, me Andrew Shapiro

PS: Your still crap and always will be crap. And
please kill hamesturrunner please PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE.
Bye bye.</pre>
**Strong Mad's stack:
<pre>Dear, Strong Bad
Do you enloy reasing?</pre>
*The CD he gives Bubs says "The Goods" and Bubs's bag of money says "The Payoff"
*It's quite odd that he has a CD with stuff that he put on it, considering he has a 386 with no CD drive or CD burner.
*The "Digga-Digga-Digga... DELETED!" line is used again in [[car]]
*The quarters that Bubs gives Strong Bad in exchange for the email addresses total $1,250 ($0.25 x 5,000), and would weigh 62.37lbs.
*The email address the Weekly Spamvertisement is directed to (squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu) is a reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Kindergarten Cop.
*According to commentary on the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] the "clavicus... majorus" line was originally to be used in the unfinished toon [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].
*This is one of the few instances where you can actually understand one of The Cheat's words. He says "hello" when we see him filing unused email into the three stacks.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail65.html watch "unused emails"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail65.swf view the flash file for "unused emails"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]

Strong Mad

2004-12-02T00:57:33Z

Eggman183: Added Spanish.

[[Image:strongmad.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Strong Mad]]

== Biography ==
Strong Mad is, as his name implies, strong and usually mad. His brothers are [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad]], and he is the oldest of the three. His best friend is [[The Cheat]], and as he often tries to help Strong Bad with his evil plans, he usually only messes up. His communication is mostly simple sentences shouted in a sort of drone. He seems to be (or have been) a wrestler, for he wears a blue spandex with an "M" on it. He's basically a big lug with a big heart.

*'''Debut''': "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]"
*[[:Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Physical Statistics ==
[[Image:SM_has_a_Posse.PNG|thumb|right|300px|Strong Mad IS a posse]]
As stated on the [http://www.obeygiant.com/main.html OBEY] style stickers, Strong Mad is 8 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighs 900 pounds.

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title''': Light Fuse, Get Away!!}''

''{The character video opens up to Strong Mad sleeping. [[Coach Z]], who is apparently doing the videotaping, nudges him.}''

'''STRONG MAD''': ''{wakes up}'' I'M STRONG MAD! ''{pauses}'' I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE! ''{grins}'' I LIKE THE CHEAT. Ummmm. BREAKIN' STUFF!''{Charges camera, knocks it over.}''
''{The camera now points up at the ceiling tiles and a fluorescent light}''

'''COACH Z''': Okay, that's, uh... that's good then, Strong Mad. We'll go with that one.

== En Espanol ==
''{'''Titulo de Pàgina''': ¡¡Iluminar fusible, làrgate!!}''

''{El vìdeo abrir a Strong Mad dormir. Coach Z dar un cadazo el.}''

'''STRONG MAD''': ''{despertar}'' ¡YO SOY STRONG MAD! ''{callarse}'' ¡NO ME GUSTA ESTE VÌDEO! ''{grins}'' ¡ME GUSTA THE CHEAT! Ummmm. ¡ROMPER COSAS! {cobrar el càmara, golpes él allà}''

'''COACH Z''': Vale, uh... él es buen, Strong Mad. Nosotros voluntad tomar ése.

== Also known as... ==
*[[Strong Man]] ([[1936]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] ([[Dangeresque]])
*[[Prime Time]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
*[[Kobe #2]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Slim_Goodbody|Slim Goodbody]]
*[[Wikipedia:William_Perry_%28football%29|William "The Fridge" Perry]]
*a [[Wikipedia:Ghost|Ghost]]
*[[Wikipedia:Magnum,_P.I.|Magnum P.I.]]
*[[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_sm.html watch Strong Mad's character video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_sm.swf view the flash file for Strong Mad's character video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/smsticker.html See a sticker which says "Strong Mad Has a Posse"]

{{Characters}}
[[Category:Main Characters]]

2 emails

2004-12-02T00:00:59Z

Eggman183:

[[Image:sbemail71.PNG|thumb|During the fast-forward]]

'''Strong Bad Email #71'''

Jimmy from MN asks [[Strong Bad]] to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber ask [[Strong Bad]] what he would do with a time machine.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Strong Bad]] (easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (easter egg), [[Homsar]] (mentioned)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,
I think that you should do more
e-mails every week. Like two. Then
we could have double the Strong Bad,
and double the fun.

Jimmy, MN</pre>

''{Strong Bad temporarily stops reading and says "Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!" after "double the fun," and reads "MN" as "Minini"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week. ''{stops typing, long pause}'' Number two.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,
If you could time travel, what period
in time would you travel to?

Dave Nienaber
Antioch, IL</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "IL" as "Illinoise"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards." ''{a logo flashes on screen saying "Ladies' Choice Awards" and a little ditty of music plays}'' About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly. But, since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.

''{After a few seconds, everything starts going in fast-forward. We only get brief glimpses of all the stuff that happens as Strong Bad forwards ahead, and we stop the fast-forward on a screen that's typed: "Now, On to the ladies!!!" Cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Strong Sad awaitng the females, with balloons and banners and nametags. However, there are no ladies to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?

'''BUBS:''' You said there'd be the ladies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...and into, like...a bottomless pit. Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot--

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good! So their bus is okay.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!

'''COACH Z:''' Hey guys, check it out! ''{puts a nametag on}'' I'm hot girl number 37!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.

'''COACH Z:''' No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Auuuuuuuuuuugh! ''{starts walking off}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{humming}'' Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT ACTION!

''{The same ditty that played before plays again, except the caption this time is "No Ladies Showed Up!" Meanwhile, back at Compy...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone ''back'' in time to where I ''know'' I'm awesome. But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out. Umm... Backwards.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*In the beginning when Strong Bad mentions "gum" you can click on the words, "double the fun" to see Strong Bad's new gum!
*Before the "Fast Forward" you can click on "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards" to bring up the goofy event logo.
*At the end you can click on the word "Backwards" to see a goofy "backwards "Backwards" logo.
*Also at the end you can click on the word "back" (The "back" in the email! not the "back" to go back to the menu!) to see an easter egg featuring Sir Strong Bad and The Sneak.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Events During the Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad writes a BASIC program. He can code!

10 print"STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
20 goto 10
30 end

The screen fills with "STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
*He is also seen with the drink from [[interview]], a Thai iced tea.
*Strong Bad plays with his Peanut he formed in [[action figure]].
*Strong Bad's computer asks him if he wants to fight, so he punches it.
*In the middle of the Fast Forward Strong Bad gets a letter from Danny asking what he thinks about Delaware. Does this mean that there are 3 emails today? The email then gets DELETED!!!
*Strong Bad sticks a post-it note on his 'puter that says "[[Van Buren]]."
*Strong Bad starts looking at the camera.
*Strong Bad stands up in front of the computer.
*Homestar Runner sits down and writes "Hey Strong Bad, I built a time machine by putting a Gameboy in a blender. I used your blender and also your Gameboy. I will go into the future and buy you new ones."
*Strong Bad types "Only a few minutes left. I think I can hear some of the ladies giggling and saying how they like me and stuff. Or maybe that's just [[The Cheat]]."
*Strong Bad plays a game called "[[Pigs on Head]]," later made into a game by [[Videlectrix]] (He gets a Score of 1,200 on level 8)
*Strong Bad puts on a Sombrero
*Strong Bad types "Now, on to the ladies!!!"

=== The Nametags ===
Most start with "Hello, my name is hot girl #" Except for some:
*48
*v2.14
*4077 (hot lips instead of hot girl, a reference to the TV show M*A*S*H. 'Hot Lips' Houlihan was a character and the hospital was number 4077)
*00
*18
*7 (no space between "hot" and "girl")
*Sue
*40
*2
*8 (no space)
*13
*X6 (reference to the email [[japanese cartoon]])
*37
*26c
*26

=== Other Fun Facts ===
*The third line in Strong Bad's BASIC program is unreachable because the second line will make the program display "Strong Bad is cool" an infinite number of times.
*The "[[Weclome]]" sign is misspelled. (See [[Inside Jokes]])
*Before the screen changes back to Strong Bad at the Compy after the "Party", the Sign hung across the back wall in the party room falls off!
*Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum in the easter egg (costing 25 cents) has the slogan "It's light green!!!" and fine print reading 'Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice.'
*When Strong Bad turns around to look at the camera during the fastforward, the reflection on the Compy still shows his face instead of the back of his head
*The Strong Bad saying 'it's curtains for you' is a reference to [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
*When you watch the flash file, freeze the cartoon during the fast forward when Homestar comes and types about a time machine. While it is frozen, you can adjust the contrast and Homestar's reflection will be affected, unlike in [[anything]] and [[50 emails]].

== DVD Version ==
*The gum and event logo Easter Eggs are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail71.html watch "2 emails"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail71.swf view the flash file for "2 emails"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]
[[Category:The Sneak Filmography]]
[[Category:The Strong Bad Filmography]]

haircut

2004-11-23T02:59:23Z

Eggman183: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:haircut01.png|thumb|Jagged metal eyebrows. Very nice.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #103'''

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter Egg), Gary from [[Limozeen]] (Easter Egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

''{Starts reading with "Da da da--"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlemacherg
Düsseldorf</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlemacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''

''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong bad is holding scissors.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You've got to be kidding me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm growing it out for charity.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache.

''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no.

''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, Baldy!

''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.

''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe

''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...

''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''

Ah ha! Pay dirt!

''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''

Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.

''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''

First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".

''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''

Or,

''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''

Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".

''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''

Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.

''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixxs... with your teeth.

''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".

''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".

''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''

I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...

''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''

Acne...

''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''

One of them butt chins.

''{Draws a butt chin.}''

There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''

"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."

''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''

And a couple of muskrats.

''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".

''{Draws a picture he clearly got carried away with. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''

Which I admit I got a little carried away with.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes? What are you ta-- O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.

''{Draws an "Eh! Steve" looking character.}''

Eh! Greg.

''{Wipes picture clean.}''

''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''

So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.

''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.
**Click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to see Limozeen's version of the song.
===Transcript===
:::'''STRONG BAD''': Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
:::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!
*At the end, click on 'napping Strong Sad' to see how Strong Bad used the 'light pen' on Strong Sad.

== Fun Facts ==
*The game(s) in the floppy disk holder are "Tengen Classics." Tengen was a front for Atari, allowing Atari to make games (illegally) for the NES.
*On the "Light Pen" it says "Fine Tip Permanent Marker".
*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]].
**Both comics have a parody of the old Spiderman head that's in the bottom corner of the old Marvel comics (except that it's Strong Bad's head instead of Spiderman's).
*"Deutsch" is German for "German".
*[[Strong Bad]]'s "permanent" marker isn't permanent at all.
*Here's a list of the different eyebrow styles:
**"Gentleman Caller"
**"Jagged Metal"
**"Hammer Pants"
***Hammer Pants were those pants MC Hammer used to wear and made famous.
**"Big Ol' Eyebrows"
**"A Dog And Also A Cat Shaped Eyebrows" (and a couple of muskrats)
**"Ready For [[Prime Time|Primetime]]"
***After Strong Mad talks about "Sweetycakes", Strong Bad draws [[Eh! Steve]] and says "Eh, Greg!," contrary to his usual "Eh, Steve!"
*Strong Bad must have a pretty spiffy keyboard. He can Umlaut (oom-louwt) his "O"s really quickly. Normally you need to change the language on your keyboard or use alt commands (ö).
*The box says "GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6)". (it's faded)
*A light pen is kind of like the thing that John Madden uses. You know, the "this guy went here, this other guy went WAY around here and BOOM!" thing with the yellow writing on the screen.
*In the "napping [[Strong Sad]]" easter egg, Strong Sad is naming off Smurfs in his sleep. Smurf names mentioned by [[Strong Sad]] in his sleep:
**Jokey Smurf
**Brainy Smurf
**"That Carpenter Smurf"
***(probably referring to Handy Smurf but forgetting his name)
*[[Strong Sad]] goes on to say "Watch out Julian Sands!", referring to a British horror film actor.
**In Julian Sands' film "Boxing Helena", his character chops off his girlfriend's legs and arms because he wanted to do everything for her. Later, the police sneak up on him and bash him on his head.
*The face that [[Strong Bad]] has drawn on [[Strong Sad]] in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he drew in [[crying]] which he claimed represented Strong Sad.
*If [[Strong Bad]] really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.
**Actually, he does receive a quarter for each email address he gives Bubs, as per [[unused emails]].
*Strong Bad says he has no hair, but in [[theme park]] he has been working on the theme park as long as he's been "growing his mustache."
**In [[gimmicks]], the blackened stuff on his head looks like hair.
*The hat drawn on Strong Sad looks like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum| Ash's]] from the [[Wikipedia:Pok�mon | Pok�mon anime series]], complete with hair.
*When Strong Bad says "prreeow," it's a reference to the sound that [[The Paper]] makes.
*The "Light Pen" [[Strong Bad]] uses is left-handed.
**Many right-handed people don't realize this, but almost all pens and pencils are manufactured for right-handed use in that the text printed on them appears right-side-up when used with the right hand, but upside-down when used by the left hand. (This does not affect the way pencils or pens are used; only the orientation of the text printed on them differs.)
**Although [[Strong Bad]] is using a left-handed marker (since the text on the marker appears right-side-up only when used with the left hand), he is apparently right-handed, since he is only ever shown writing with his right hand (or, more appropriately, right boxing glove).

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch "haircut"]
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