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Kick-A-Ball

2011-12-14T20:32:10Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Inside References and Goofs*/

{{toonnav|Big Toon|kickball|Career Day|2 Part Episode: Part 1}}
[[Image:Kickball.png|thumb|"What perfect teams, huh, guys?"]]

The Even Stevens take on Little Stevie and the Evens in a game of [[Wikipedia:kickball|kickball]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''
{{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, [[The Umpire]], {{film|The Announcer}}, [[Poms|Tim Tom]], [[Onion Bubs]]

'''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[Outer Space]], [[Beaches|A Beach]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 17, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:24

'''Page Title:''' A Kick-a-ball jam named Saturdays

==Transcript==
''{A kickball juts forward on a musical sting, while "Kick-a Ball!" appears around it. The ball zooms in and its blue texture forms the background. The letters in "The Captains!" fall into place. A red bar with Homestar's face and a green bar with Strong Bad's face appear above and below that, respectively. That disappears and "The Draft!" falls into place. The ball zooms out quickly and lands between Strong Bad and Homestar, standing near the Umpire and a number of other characters.}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' All right, gentlemen, dukes up! It's one-potato-two-potato see who gets first pick!

''{Strong Bad leans forward menacingly, holding both arms forward.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{growls}''

''{Homestar leans forward too.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as though growling}'' Hmmmm!

''{Crickets chirp for a few moments as nothing happens. The Umpire looks between both characters, particularly where Homestar's hands would be.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummmmm...

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Ah, right! Sorry! ''{produces a Trogdor-themed coin}'' Coin toss to see who gets first pick!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait! Why? I love 'tatoes!

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Call it in the air!

''{Strong Bad tosses the coin.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh... Sonic. I mean, Tails!

''{The coin lands tails-up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Yes! Pom Pom, you have been and always will be my dog, but today, I gotta play the strategy card. I'm goin' with Pom Pom.

'''POM POM:''' ''{cocks an eyebrow in confusion, then bubbles and bounces toward Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, get your spotted yellow hinder over here!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{excited The Cheat noise, walks toward Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU CUT ME DEEP! ''{frowns sadly and sobs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's see, let's see. Who's good in the field? Ooh! I'll take Pom Pom! Surprised he hasn't been snatched up yet!

''{Pom Pom lowers his eyes, annoyed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, but you just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stepping toward Strong Bad}'' Ah, ah, ah! Too late! I called 'im! You'll just have to be quicker next time!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rolling his head around}'' Ooooooooooooooooooooo... kay. I got Bubs!

''{Bubs walks toward Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHAT THE CRAP?!

'''POM POM:''' ''{quiet bubbles, leaning toward Homestar's ears}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Yeah, yeah, good call, he's got a great arm. ''{loudly}'' We'll take Pom Pom!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a surprise. All right, Graw Mad, get over here.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{singing happily}'' YOU ARE FORGIVEN!

''{Pom Pom looks on in exasperation as Homestar considers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, this one's a toughie, but, we gotta go with Pom Pom.

''{Pom Pom lowers his head.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This keeps teetering between hilarious and maybe-we-should-put-him-in-a-home.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...And what wouldn't be hilarious about that?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Poopsmith!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning out from behind Pom Pom}'' Pom Pom! Let's do this!

''{The remaining four characters are shown side by side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z!

''{Coach Z disappears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll go with Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' K.O.T., you're with me.

''{The King of Town disappears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pooooooom!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly, to the side, and disgustedly}'' Marzipan...

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm sorry, what was that?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{smiling}'' Oh, I think he picked me! ''{starts to walk forward}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I didn't. I picked Marzipan.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{turns back, in the same cheerful tone as the last line}'' Cool!

''{By this point, Pom Pom is lying on the ground in sheer annoyance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Bullpen! ''{unintelligible muttering}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, well, well, look who's—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! You play eighth base!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Sounds important!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking at the now-empty space where the characters were previously standing}'' Ouch! Pom Pom! Picked last?! It's okay. You can be on our team.

''{Cut back to show the eleven characters split among the teams.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What perfect teams, huh, guys? Even Stevens!

''{Cut back to the blue texture on the ball. A red bar with Homestar and Pom Pom appears at the top labeled "the even stevens", and a green bar appears at the bottom with everyone else labeled "vs. little stevie & the evens". The Umpire appears in a circle in the corner.}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' All right, kickbaaaall!

''{Cut to the playing field. Pom Pom is winding up to pitch the ball. He looks toward the ball.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

''{He throws the ball. It flies through the air in an extremely improbable whirling motion. Strong Bad, at the plate, attempts to kick it—}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop... RAAAH!

''{—but misses and falls down with a "whiff!"}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Stee-riiiiike!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, no fair! He was tellin' the ball what to do! It's probably one of his cousins or something!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you talkin' about little Tim Tom? He's ''way'' better-looking than that!

''{A kickball rolls across the screen to transition to The Cheat at the plate. He attempts to kick the ball, somehow resulting in both him and the ball flying across the field. He lands just next to first base, but then the ball lands on top of him before he can touch it.}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Yer oooooouuuut!

''{Coach Z leans in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{angrily}'' I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport ''you're'' playin' here, ''{suddenly calmly}'' but I'm playing women's lacrosse. ''{He holds up a lacrosse stick.}''

''{Cut back as Coach Z turns to walk away. He's wearing a pink skirt.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' Ooo-doo-doo-doo-dooooooo...

''{Marzipan steps up to the plate.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, well, well! Look who it is!

''{Marzipan stamps the ground twice in preparation.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got nothin', sister! You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag! Your momma wears combat boots! ''{he pitches the ball}'' Whoop!

'''MARZIPAN:''' She does not!

''{Marzipan kicks with a thick boot and the ball goes flying. Homestar tries to follow its movement but falls over. The King of Town is now at the plate and the ball rolls up to him. He jumps as the ball goes past.}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' ''{appearing in a bubble next to the King of Town}'' Stee-rike three, yer out!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sadly}'' Guess I'll go on back to the dugout.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, that's not what happens when you strike out in kickball.

''{The King of Town is then seen being loaded into a catapult.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I never got my sunflower ''{he's fired from the catapult}'' seeeeeeeeeeeeds!

''{The scoreboard behind him flashes "yer out!" Strong Mad is seen kicking the ball, and it flies over Pom Pom's head, travels around the world, flies over the head of a Pom with identical coloring to the kickball, continues its path, and strikes Strong Mad in the back of the head.}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' ''{again appearing in a bubble}'' Yer oooooouuuuut!

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{sadly}'' Awwwwww...

''{Following this is a montage where Bubs catches the ball, Homestar kicks the ball, The Poopsmith throws the ball at Pom Pom, and Strong Sad (standing next to a white 8-shaped "base" on the ground) pats his belly, all four making kickball sounds in time with the music. Cut to The Announcer in a booth nearby.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' It all comes down to this! Two outs! Bottom of the ninth! Down by two!

''{Cut to a shot of the scoreboard for a moment showing this. "Home" or "HS" has 127 runs, and "Visitor" or "SB" has 125.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad has a chance to win it, right here, right now! It doesn't get more exciting than this!

''{Cut to Onion Bubs sitting next to the BooOOM Box.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{through the radio}'' I have no idea who I'm broadcasting to!

''{Cut to Homestar, holding the ball. The Cheat can be seen on base behind him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Two outs, bottom of the ninth, down by two. Strong Bad has a chance to win it, right here, right now. It doesn't g—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling}'' JUST PITCH THE FREAKIN' BALL!!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Comin' up!

''{He throws the ball. It rolls toward Strong Bad...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hyaaaah!

''{...and he kicks it! It flies high and far. Strong Mad can be seen on third base, as well as The Cheat on second. Cut to Strong Sad, still standing by "eighth base".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' That's ''four'' different types of grass I've identified now!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad! Why don't you recite your favorite Cartier Baudelaire couplet?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, you mean... ''{He holds out his arms and closes his eyes as he recites.}'' The beige malaise can last for—

''{The kickball lands in Strong Sad's arms. He grabs it, surprised.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oooh!

''{Strong Bad is about to cross home plate, but...}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Yer ooooouuuut! That's the ball game!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap?! B-but he's on ''my'' team!

''{Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Au the contrary, Strong Bad. If you'll watch the official tape of the draft, you'll see that Strong Sad is on ''my'' team!

''{Cut to the "REPLAYTRON", replaying the scene where Pom Pom was lying on the ground.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Bullpen! ''{unintelligible}''

''{The scene rewinds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Bullpen! ''{The tape slows down immensely. In a low, slow voice, out of the corner of his mouth:}'' And Strong Sad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, but that's cheating! You cheated! ''{smiles}'' For once, ''you'' cheated, and ''I'' win!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the contraire, Strong Bad. If you'll review the official rule book,

''{He produces said book and looks into it. The page reads:

<blockquote>
Official Kick-a Ball Rules 
 
Rule 1. Same rules as 
kickball, except with 
"-a" added. 
AND double side-mouth whisper 
drafts are totally legal! 
signed, the commish 
(not strong bad) 
Rule 2. Striking out results 
in vehement catapultery.
</blockquote>

''{The parts in blue are in Strong Bad's handwriting, and a small picture of a fire-breathing Strong Bad is drawn in the same color next to this.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You'll see that double side-mouth whisper drafts have been quite legal since 1989!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, the ding and the dang! ''{He turns around to look at The Cheat, standing behind him.}'' The Cheat! I told you to check our Cheaters' Almanac to make sure we didn't step on any of our own Cheat-toes!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, holds up a bag of "CHEAT-TOES".}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' All right, everybody! Line up!

''{Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad stand still, with Homestar inexplicably sad, while Strong Bad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Mad, and Marzipan all walk past sadly in turn. Strong Bad's team takes a single step forward one at a time as each visible character says the following simultaneously on each step:}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and STRONG SAD:''' Good game... ''(etc.)'' 
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}'' 
'''STRONG BAD, COACH Z, BUBS, STRONG MAD, and MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, right... ''(etc.)'' 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}

''{As they continue forward, The King of Town flies by in the background.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!

''{Cut to a final screen reading "end." The circles inside the E and D, and the period, are all kickballs. "back" is written in the corner.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period after "end" (a kickball) to see a scene in the announcer's booth.
:'''THE UMPIRE:''' Honest to God, Mookie Blaylock gave this kickball my aunt, 1984.
:'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' I simply cannot express how impressive that kickball is!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*When arguing with the umpire, Coach Z refers to "low rent, three bedroom, two bath, Section 8" sport.
**[[Wikipedia:Section 8 (housing)|Section 8]] is a federal voucher-subsidized housing program in the United States. Rental housing occupied by Section 8 participants is indeed generally low rent.
**It might also refer to a [[Wikipedia:Section 8 (military)|Section 8 military discharge]]. In the TV series [[Wikipedia:M*A*S*H (TV series)|M*A*S*H]], Corporal Klinger tried to obtain one of these by wearing women's clothing, as Coach Z does here.
*One-potato, two-potato is a kind of [[Wikipedia:Counting-out game|counting-out game]].

===Trivia===
*This is the first appearance of the Umpire since [[Where My Hat Is At?]], and his first animated appearance. He was previously scheduled to appear in a 2006 [[Strong Bad Email]] (according to the DVD commentary), but the Brothers Chaps forgot.
*The theme song for this toon is a remixed version of the theme used in [[Weclome Back]].
*This is the first appearance of [[Coach Z]]'s new angry eyes.

===Remarks===
[[Image:Homestarareal.PNG|thumb|200px|Aerial Homestar]]
*Although the Umpire told everyone to line up, The Poopsmith was absent in the final scene.
*Even if Homestar did not repetitively pick Pom Pom, he and Strong Bad would be unable to have equal teams because there are nine (i.e. an odd number) players to choose from.
*Homestar blinks at an excessive and erratic rate after lecturing Strong Bad to be quicker when selecting his players.
*Homestar's mouth does not move to "good game" when he is silhouetted.
*Strong Bad's team is at bat in the bottom of the ninth, even though the scoreboard shows them as the visiting team.
*An aerial view of Homestar can be briefly seen as Strong Bad flips the coin, before the view is obscured by it. Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are also [[:File:Kick-a-ball Aerial.png|seen from above]] before Strong Bad's kick.
*During The Cheat's at bat, Homestar appears to be playing both catcher (when The Cheat "kicks") and one of the basemen (when he lands). This could be another example of [[twin characters]].
*When slowed down, Homestar [[:Media:H*RslowKickABall.ogg|sounds like]] he's saying "wait", not "and Strong Sad".
*Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad also worked as a team in the toon, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].

===Inside References===
*[[Trogdor]]'s face (without his consummate V teeth), and tail can be seen on the coin.
*In the Easter egg, the Umpire's conversation with the Announcer about Mookie Blaylock and the kickball closely resembles [[the Grape Fairie]]'s conversation with the Announcer about Mookie Wilson and the [[Golbol]], seen in [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*Homestar taunts Marzipan, declaring she couldn't kick her way out of [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
*All three of [[The Brothers Strong]] smile in this toon - [[Strong Mad Smiling|Strong Mad]] when Strong Bad picks him for the latter's team, [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] when he learns that Homestar (almost) cheated and lost, and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] throughout.
*Homestar calls Pom Pom [[my dog|his dog]].
*The ball has the exact same design as the one in [[Theme Song Video]], which was also used to play kickball with.
*Coach Z [[Cross-dressing|cross-dresses]] when he claims to be playing women's lacrosse.
**It may also be an instance of [[gender confusion]].
*The Umpire's cancellation of One Potato Two Potato is a reference to Homestar's [[lack of visible arms]].
**Marzipan apparently [[lack of visible body parts|lacks visible legs]] as well.
*Strong Bad refers to Strong Mad as [[Graw Mad]], as he has in many other toons.
*When the scoreboard rewinds the rewind is Homestar Runner sped up.

===Real-World References===
*The page title is a reference to the [[De La Soul]] song "[[Wikipedia:A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays"|A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays']]".
*During the coin toss, Homestar calls out "Sonic! I mean, Tails!" This is in reference to the [[Sega]] character [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]], and his sidekick "[[Wikipedia:Miles "Tails" Prower|Tails]]".
*Homestar asks Strong Sad to recite a couplet from [[French]] poet [[Wikipedia:Charles Baudelaire|Charles Baudelaire]].
*The bag of "Cheat-Toes" that The Cheat pulls out is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cheetos|Cheetos]].
**The bag itself is done in the style of [[Wikipedia:Andy Capp's fries|Andy Capp's Fries]].
*The Umpire mentions basketball player [[Wikipedia:Mookie Blaylock|Mookie Blaylock]].
*When Strong Mad yells "YOU ARE FORGIVEN," it is in reference to [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]]'s [[Wikipedia:A Quick One|"A Quick One While He's Away"]] of 1966, being a refrain sung in similar rapturous tones towards the end of that song. This song was also referenced in [[vacation]].
*Homestar's statement that Pom Pom "[has been], and will always be, [his] dog" is possibly a reference to the film [[Wikipedia: The Wrath of Khan|Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan]], in which Spock tells Kirk "I have been, and always shall be, your friend."




==External Links==
*[[HR:kickball.html|watch "Kick-A-Ball"]]
*[[HR:kickball.swf|view the Flash file for "Kick-A-Ball"]]
*[[forum:15186|forum thread re: "Kick-A-Ball"]]

[[Category:Toons]]

candy product

2011-12-10T21:56:25Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Transcript */

{{sbenav|149}}

[[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|You got SBLOUNSKCHED!]]

Strong Bad gets his own [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|candy product]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Marshie}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], A Hill, [[Alleyway]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 21, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:01

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as if talking into a microphone - he blows into the mic and taps it}'' Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. [[#Footnote|[1]]] SBEmail.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Candy</div>
Dear Strongbad 
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a 
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product... 
or food thing... to sell.............. 
From somone thats not homestarrunnner
</blockquote>

''{While reading, Strong Bad says "Dear Strongbad I was wondering," as one clause, pronounces "dont" with a short O sound (rhyming with "font"), inserts exaggerated pauses at each ellipsis (even humming to himself for a few seconds while he waits on the longest one right before the end), and pronounces "somone" similar to the name "Simone".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, of course you're not, Somone. Or else you would've fallen prey to Edgar's Baby's Daddy: my Homestar junkmail filter. ''{clears screen}'' So what I don't have a candy product. I betcha I will by the end of this email. I'm famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product. Why is it athletes are the only ones with their own candy bars? Shouldn't they have their own brand of, like, jock-strap or divorce lawyer, instead? ''{clears screen}'' For my candy bar, we're gonna need a name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! How 'bou... SBLOUNSKCHED!'''DUDE IN SPEEDO:'''*audio*Whoop Whoop Whoop!

''{A brown "SBLOUNSKCHED! bar" smashes onscreen, and then disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz that's how you're gonna feel when you eat one... like you got SBLOUNSKCHED! ''{has trouble pronouncing the end, and types it slowly}'' Now we gotta be sure and represent as many of the different states—

''{A candy-based periodic table covers the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —of candy matter as possible. We'll start with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor—

''{While Strong Bad says the second sentence, a pile of marshmallows appears from the left and puffs into a shiny, white vapor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —encased in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.

''{As this is said, some black goo comes from behind and encases the vapor in a bubbly black sphere. It shrinks while it and many other identical blobs fill the lower part of the screen as the next sentence starts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A bunch of those will be floating in a channel of liquid nougat—

''{A wave of white nougat fills the lower half of the screen, and the licorice spheres begin floating in the new stream.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —which I recently found out is the candy equivalent of veal. And we roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log—

''{At the end of the last sentence, a cookie dough log with chocolate chips wraps around the stream and puts it back to the center. It has a small stump sticking out with a leaf.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.

''{Seven slices of pepperoni drop along the top of the candy log.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal.

''{As this is spoken, twelve tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal drop onto the treat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally, smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.

''{Liquid chocolate is poured onto the candy and completely covers it.}''

'''ENGLISH-ACCENTED VOICE:''' I say...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that is a confection worthy of the SBLOUNSKCHED! name.

''{"SBLOUNSKCHED!" appears [[Wikipedia:Embossing|embossed]] on the candy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I need to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the bathroom, reading a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm talkin' to you, Baby Ruth.

''{Cut back to the Periodic Table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see... shape, shape, shape shape shape—

''{The candy rapidly morphs through a series of shapes: a chainsaw, a dollar sign, a thumbs-up, a syringe, a campfire, the state of [[Indiana]] (with the word "BAR" written on it), a mustache, and the bust of Van Buren.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —ooh, what about my pants?

''{The candy morphs into the shape of Strong Bad's pants}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody knows my pants! And they come with a built-in bite out of them ''{a bite is taken out of the pants, with a 'chomp' sound}'' for security, 'cause who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?

''{Cut back to computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, with a candy bar like that, you could get away with anything!

''{A candy commercial begins. Fade in to a close-up of Strong Bad's feet and pants as he walks down a road towards the camera. The words "copyright 2006 Cheap as Free Foodstuffs" appear in the bottom-right corner for the first few seconds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' You got the munch.

The crisp and the crunch.

Livin' in the gutter with Grandma...

When Coach puts you in,—

You gotta go for the win.

Y2K turned out all riiiight!

''{with chorus}'' SBLOUNSKCHED!

You can do it!

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Crunchy chew it!

''{with chorus}'' Who's got the money?!?

You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! ''{has slight trouble pronouncing the name}''

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speaking very rapidly}'' Buy one and you can get one free root canal or cavity search.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. Strong Bad moves his head to the side to peek under The Paper shortly after it appears.}''

===Footnote===

#This could also be "Sibilants. Sibilants."

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:JunkmailFilta.png|thumb|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]]
*Click "Edgar's Baby's Daddy" to see Strong Bad's Homestar junkmail filter.
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Possible caper
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Rrrrates so low!!!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Shemp vs. Curly Joe
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | It´s almost 10:25!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|}
|}

*At the end of the e-mail, click the front SBLOUNSKCHED! bar to see a short scene of Homestar (dressed as a robber) preparing to steal a discarded candy product.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, paydirt! A pair of half-eaten choco-pants!

*Also at the end, click the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo below the candy bars to see a short scene of Marshie's face appearing in the gaseous marshmallow vapor.
:'''MARSHIE:''' ''{creepy, distorted voice}'' You can't destroy me!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Although the word [[wikipedia:colloid|colloids]] has several meanings, in this situation it refers to small particles that are suspended within the substance that contains them, a common example being [[wikipedia:Jell-O|Jell-O]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sibilant consonant|Sibilance]] (or "sibilants") is a word commonly used when testing microphones to make sure that sibilant sounds ("s", "sh", "z", and "zh") are picked up and balanced properly against other speech.
*The date shown on the Tandy 400 is Friday, December 31, 1999. Strong Bad was changing the date to avoid the [[Wikipedia:year 2000 problem|year 2000 problem]].
*[[Wikipedia:Veal|Veal]] is the meat taken from young calves, which some consider to be an inhumane practice. It is generally appreciated for its delicate taste, tender texture, and nutritious qualities.
*[[Wikipedia:BBC|BBC]] actually stands for ''British Broadcasting Corporation'', which may explain why the English voice is offended by Strong Bad's interpretation.

===Trivia===
*One of Homestar's emails asks for Strong Bad to [[Draw Trogdor again]].
*See [[The Periodic Table of Candy Elements]] for the full table.
[[Image:DaNewsPapes.png|thumb|Strong Bad reading "Da NewsPapes." Note how the bottom part of the text overlaps into the wall.]]
*Strong Bad's [[Periodicals|newspaper]] contains the following [[News Articles|articles]]:
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Back Pape
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Da NewsPapes
|-
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | Famous couples were spotted eating, walking around, and on movie screens across the country.
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | World events continued for the 43rd consecutive day. This is just 3 shy of the all-time record of 46. Many believe this to be a sign of things to come. Ed Bache concurs. "This is a sign of things to come."
|}
*The name for the "SBLOUNSKCHED!" bar has [[Multiple Consonants|five consonants in a row]].

===Remarks===
*During the SBLOUNSKCHED! commercial, you can't adjust the contrast knobs on the [[Tandy 400]] as you normally could.
*The Tandy gives the "current" date as month-day-year, with a 4-digit year, but it is asking for the new date as day-month-year with a 2-digit year.
*Requesting a "new date" at startup was very common for early Tandy computers, as many of them did not have any battery powered memory installed to keep track of the date and time while powered off.
*As evidenced by the "a:\>" prompt on the Tandy, Strong Bad exited the date program without entering the new date.
*The [[Edgar|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] filter screen is in the [[Compy 386|Compy]]'s [[font]], Commodore 64, instead of Glitch0, the Lappy's font.
*Although licorice candy is mentioned as a part of Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Confectionery|confectionery]], it is the only candy ingredient of the candy bar that is not one of the visible "elements" in the periodic table (other than Pepperoni, but that is not "candy" per se).
*From the start of the commercial to just before The Paper comes down is exactly 30 seconds—the standard length of a TV commercial.
*Though Strong Bad says he doesn't have any candy named after him, he does have a chewing gum named after him in an Easter egg from [[2 emails]].
*The effects used on the nougat (the swirls and liquid effects) were used in the pool Strong Bad was sitting near in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], only this time the swirls are a different color.
*Strong Bad's Periodic Table of Candy Elements has two elements abbreviated as "Ch": "Chocolatium" and "Chewy".
*Strong Bad is [[breaking the fourth wall]] when he says, "I betcha I will by the end of this email".

===Goofs===

*When Strong Bad is reading Da NewsPape, part of the text is overlapping onto the wall.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'm talking to you, Baby Ruth", he doesn't move his mouth into an 'O' when he says, "Ruth".
*If you access an Easter egg before Strong Bad peeks under The Paper, after the Easter egg his head is under The Paper.
*When Strong Bad changes the shape of the "SBLOUNSKCHED! bar" to the shape of his pants the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is still in the shape of a bar while in its wrapper.
*The wrong [[font]] was used for the word "contrast" on the Tandy 400.

===Fixed Goofs===


*When this email was released, there was no back button at the end. It was fixed within a day of the email's release.

===Inside References===
*"Re: re: re: resending" is a possible reference to [[bottom 10]], where Strong Bad explains that he hates emails that have more than one Fwd: or Re: in the subject line.
*"Rrrrates so low!!!!" were once also offered by Homestar Runner to Marzipan in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
*This is another example of [[Homestar Runner Peeking|characters peeking]] from behind objects in the foreground.
*One of the rejected forms for the candy bar is the [[Van Buren|bust of Van Buren]].
**Another is a [[Strong Mad's Chainsaw|chainsaw]].
*At the beginning of the commercial, small print at the bottom reveals that it is a production of [[Cheap As Free]] Foodstuffs.
*Marshie's creepy voice in the Easter egg is similar to an Easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*"Edgar's Baby's Daddy" is another instance of [[Edgar]]-based computer protection software.
**In [[long pants]], Edga Jr. was "The Long Email Killa Filta". "Filta" is used again for the latest Edgar filter, "Edgar's Baby's Daddy H*R Junkmail Filta".
*"Possible caper" refers to [[caper]].
*"Da News[[Papes]]" is a reference to the newspapers in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]], which were called "The Local Newspapes".
*The camera rotating around Strong Bad while he's standing on the hill is a possible reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*One of Homestar's email subject lines contains an example of [[be's]].
*The part of the commercial with Senor Cardgage sleeping in an alley is a reference to [[Senorial Day]].
*The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is another example of a [[concoction]]. It also involves an ingredient [[Food Still In Peel or Package|still in its package]].
*The score of "R" is another [[Scoreboard#Irregular Scores|irregular score]].
*The "crispy puffed rice cereal" on the candy bar is a reference to [[Breakfast Cereal]].

===Real-World References===

*"Sibilance", a word describing the "s" sound, was used by [[Wikipedia: Tom Hanks|Tom Hanks]] in a "[[Wikipedia: Wayne's World|Wayne's World]]" sketch on ''[[Wikipedia: Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]'' in a soundcheck for [[Wikipedia: Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]. The word was also used during a soundcheck scene from the 1984 mock rockumentary, ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]''.
*The "SBLOUNSKCHED!" commercial is a parody of a series of TV commercials for [[Wikipedia:Mentos|Mentos]] candies. In these commercials, it is suggested that you can get away with virtually anything so long as you have the advertised product.
*[[Wikipedia:Baby Ruth|Baby Ruth]] is a popular 2-ounce candy bar in a log-shaped form. Strong Bad's comment about "athletes with their own candy bars" may refer to the common assumption that the Baby Ruth was named after baseball great [[Wikipedia:Babe Ruth|Babe Ruth]]. ([http://www.babyruth.com/ Officially], Baby Ruth was named after the daughter of U.S. President [[Wikipedia:Grover Cleveland|Grover Cleveland]], but this may have been a smokescreen to avoid paying royalties to the Babe.)
:*There have been a number of candy bars actually named after athletes, [[Wikipedia:Reggie Jackson|Reggie Jackson's]] '''Reggie!''' bar being one of the first (debuting in the 1970s) and probably the best known.
*Strong Bad later alludes to Baby Ruth's "piece of crap shape", this is most likely a reference to a similar gag in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''.
*Grizzly Chomps, a Hostess-brand chocolate cupcake introduced in 1992, similarly featured a "built-in bite." The package bore a cartoon bear saying, "I start 'em, you finish 'em."
*"Crispity" is a made-up word used in advertisements, along with "crunchity" and "peanut-buttery," to describe the [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]] candy bar.
*"Re: PharamBlacy news", which appears in the Junkmail Filta, is a subject line from an actual [[Wikipedia:E-mail spam|spam]] that was circulating in heavy volume around the time this email was produced. It advertised discount prescription drugs offered by many southeast Asia-based "pharmacies," and the subject had two random letters inserted where the B and l appear here to avoid detection by spam filters.
*[[Wikipedia:Shemp Howard|Shemp Howard]] and [[Wikipedia:Curly Joe DeRita|"Curly Joe" DeRita]] served as the third of the [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|Three Stooges]] at various points in the act's history.
*The "Periodic Table of Candy Elements" which appears behind Strong Bad's candy creation as he is making it is a spoof of the "Periodic Table of Elements" which is the basis for most chemistry and other scientific research.
*The description of how the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is assembled, and the mention of "rich, creamy...pepperoni" are references to [[wikipedia:Bart's Friend Falls in Love|Bart's Friend Falls in Love]], an episode of [[The Simpsons]]. In the episode, two fake commercials (one for the "Good Morning Burger", another for a chocolate bar not unlike the SBLOUNSCHKED! bar) have a sultry female announcer describing how they're both assembled, with emphasis on how they're coated in "rich, creamery butter".


===Fast Forward===
*In the remake of the [[Strongest Man in the World]] cartoon, the textual representation of the sound effect when [[Señor]] drops his grapes is "SBLOUNSKCHED".
*The email [[underlings]] includes a similar scene where Strong Bad reads Da NewsPapes in the bathroom.
*The bowl of puffed rice cereal would later be seen in [[hygiene]].
*"Fun Size" SBLOUNSKCHED! bars appear in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Karen Wagner]])

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, who's this crazy lady?

'''MIKE:''' Homestar, I'd like you to meet my sister Karen.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did she just wander in off the street?

'''KAREN:''' Oh yeah, I did.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... You smell nice for, for someone who did that.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' Thanks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The last person we had in here that wandered off the streets smelled like a, um, a rat party.

'''MIKE:''' A rat party?

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Although, you know, I'm really nervous about doing the commentary so I'm kinda sweatin'. So maybe I do smell bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's okay.

'''KAREN:''' But, as usual, when this email came out, I got lot of requests for actually putting out a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did they want it to be just like it was in the cartoon?

'''KAREN:''' Yep! With the little tiny bowls of puffed rice cereal and the pepperoni—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow.

'''KAREN:''' — and all that other stuff.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like how the crispety cookety part is shaped like a log. It has a leaf on it.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' I was gonna say doesn't it even have a leaf?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it a mint leaf, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think it's a real leaf.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really. 
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it growing, somehow growing out of the cookety log?

'''MIKE:''' It's a cookety log leaf.

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' And the SBLOUNSKCHED! adds up to 150 percent.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right. Strong Bad always gives 150 percent.

'''KAREN:''' What about you, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm, I'm—

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' How much percent do you give?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm around se— I was 725 the last time I checked.

'''MIKE:''' 725?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I have a scale that's kinda like a weigh you, weigh you down scale, you know.

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh. You step on—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' That I stand on, and it tells me what sort of percent I'm giving for the day.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, and it's always up in the seven hundreds somewhere?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was this morning.

'''MIKE:''' That's uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' That's right!

'''MIKE:''' — impossible.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' Here I go!

'''MIKE:''' That's impossible.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' There's the leaf.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right. Darkium Chocolatium. I like all those candy elements in the background.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, it took me a long time to, uh, get all of those. I had to watch it many times. But, see now, with the DVD, I can just pause it.

'''MIKE:''' There are a couple of them that I think that are repeated. Uh, those two letter symbols?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad just offended the British.

''{all laugh}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You did a good job of making that looking like it was etched in there, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew, was Strong Bad on the toilet?

'''MIKE:''' No, you didn't see— there's no evidence of a toilet. It was just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' He was in a tiled room, reading a newspaper.

'''MIKE:''' Well, he's got a tiled room for newspaper reading.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think there was some insinuation going ons there.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know what you're talking about.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what's the deal with this trend?

'''KAREN:''' About the—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' With products makin' you able to get away with murder or get girls?

'''MIKE:''' Or sneaking into a concert by wrapping a bandana around your head?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Pretending to be a road-eye. See, everybody loves him. Even Strong Sad gives him the thumbs up.

'''KAREN:''' Even though his head has been pushed through the ceiling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Diet Coke!

'''KAREN:''' Hey, are they going to have a Diet SBLOUNCSKCHED!?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, they should. 
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Either that or South Beach SBLOUCHSKCHED!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Strong Bad! Hi!

===Fun Facts===
*Strong Bad jumping in the air at the end of the SBLOUNCSKCHED jingle is similar to [[Wikipedia:Diet Coke|Diet Coke]]'s commercials in the late 1980s, thus prompting Homestar's comment.
*[[Wikipedia:South Beach diet|South Beach Diet]] is a diet plan the emphasizes "good carbs" and "good fats".

==See Also==
*The [[Candy Product Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the jingle.

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]

candy product

2011-12-10T21:55:08Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Transcript */

{{sbenav|149}}

[[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|You got SBLOUNSKCHED!]]

Strong Bad gets his own [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|candy product]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Marshie}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], A Hill, [[Alleyway]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 21, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:01

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as if talking into a microphone - he blows into the mic and taps it}'' Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. [[#Footnote|[1]]] SBEmail.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Candy</div>
Dear Strongbad 
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a 
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product... 
or food thing... to sell.............. 
From somone thats not homestarrunnner
</blockquote>

''{While reading, Strong Bad says "Dear Strongbad I was wondering," as one clause, pronounces "dont" with a short O sound (rhyming with "font"), inserts exaggerated pauses at each ellipsis (even humming to himself for a few seconds while he waits on the longest one right before the end), and pronounces "somone" similar to the name "Simone".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, of course you're not, Somone. Or else you would've fallen prey to Edgar's Baby's Daddy: my Homestar junkmail filter. ''{clears screen}'' So what I don't have a candy product. I betcha I will by the end of this email. I'm famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product. Why is it athletes are the only ones with their own candy bars? Shouldn't they have their own brand of, like, jock-strap or divorce lawyer, instead? ''{clears screen}'' For my candy bar, we're gonna need a name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! How 'bou... SBLOUNSKCHED!'''Dude in Speedo'''*audio*Whoop Whoop Whoop!

''{A brown "SBLOUNSKCHED! bar" smashes onscreen, and then disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz that's how you're gonna feel when you eat one... like you got SBLOUNSKCHED! ''{has trouble pronouncing the end, and types it slowly}'' Now we gotta be sure and represent as many of the different states—

''{A candy-based periodic table covers the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —of candy matter as possible. We'll start with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor—

''{While Strong Bad says the second sentence, a pile of marshmallows appears from the left and puffs into a shiny, white vapor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —encased in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.

''{As this is said, some black goo comes from behind and encases the vapor in a bubbly black sphere. It shrinks while it and many other identical blobs fill the lower part of the screen as the next sentence starts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A bunch of those will be floating in a channel of liquid nougat—

''{A wave of white nougat fills the lower half of the screen, and the licorice spheres begin floating in the new stream.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —which I recently found out is the candy equivalent of veal. And we roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log—

''{At the end of the last sentence, a cookie dough log with chocolate chips wraps around the stream and puts it back to the center. It has a small stump sticking out with a leaf.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.

''{Seven slices of pepperoni drop along the top of the candy log.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal.

''{As this is spoken, twelve tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal drop onto the treat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally, smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.

''{Liquid chocolate is poured onto the candy and completely covers it.}''

'''ENGLISH-ACCENTED VOICE:''' I say...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that is a confection worthy of the SBLOUNSKCHED! name.

''{"SBLOUNSKCHED!" appears [[Wikipedia:Embossing|embossed]] on the candy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I need to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the bathroom, reading a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm talkin' to you, Baby Ruth.

''{Cut back to the Periodic Table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see... shape, shape, shape shape shape—

''{The candy rapidly morphs through a series of shapes: a chainsaw, a dollar sign, a thumbs-up, a syringe, a campfire, the state of [[Indiana]] (with the word "BAR" written on it), a mustache, and the bust of Van Buren.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —ooh, what about my pants?

''{The candy morphs into the shape of Strong Bad's pants}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody knows my pants! And they come with a built-in bite out of them ''{a bite is taken out of the pants, with a 'chomp' sound}'' for security, 'cause who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?

''{Cut back to computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, with a candy bar like that, you could get away with anything!

''{A candy commercial begins. Fade in to a close-up of Strong Bad's feet and pants as he walks down a road towards the camera. The words "copyright 2006 Cheap as Free Foodstuffs" appear in the bottom-right corner for the first few seconds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' You got the munch.

The crisp and the crunch.

Livin' in the gutter with Grandma...

When Coach puts you in,—

You gotta go for the win.

Y2K turned out all riiiight!

''{with chorus}'' SBLOUNSKCHED!

You can do it!

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Crunchy chew it!

''{with chorus}'' Who's got the money?!?

You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! ''{has slight trouble pronouncing the name}''

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speaking very rapidly}'' Buy one and you can get one free root canal or cavity search.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. Strong Bad moves his head to the side to peek under The Paper shortly after it appears.}''

===Footnote===

#This could also be "Sibilants. Sibilants."

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:JunkmailFilta.png|thumb|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]]
*Click "Edgar's Baby's Daddy" to see Strong Bad's Homestar junkmail filter.
{| cellspacing=4 style="font-family:Courier New, monospace;font-weight:bold;border:2px solid gray;margin-top:8px;margin-bottom:8px"
|-
| style="padding:4px;border:2px solid red" |[[image:No homestar.png|float|right|54 px]]Edgar´s Baby´s Daddy H*R Junkmail Filta
|-
|
{| cellspacing=0 style="font-family:Courier New, monospace;font-weight:bold;clear:both;"
|-
! align="left" style="border-bottom:2px solid #CCC;border-right:2px solid #CCC" | Subject !! style="border-bottom:2px solid #CCC;border-right:2px solid #CCC" | Time !! style="border-bottom:2px solid #CCC" | Sender
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: Besing Friends
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Draw Trogdor again ;)
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: re: re: resending
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: PharamBlacy news
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Possible caper
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Rrrrates so low!!!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Shemp vs. Curly Joe
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | It´s almost 10:25!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|}
|}

*At the end of the e-mail, click the front SBLOUNSKCHED! bar to see a short scene of Homestar (dressed as a robber) preparing to steal a discarded candy product.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, paydirt! A pair of half-eaten choco-pants!

*Also at the end, click the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo below the candy bars to see a short scene of Marshie's face appearing in the gaseous marshmallow vapor.
:'''MARSHIE:''' ''{creepy, distorted voice}'' You can't destroy me!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Although the word [[wikipedia:colloid|colloids]] has several meanings, in this situation it refers to small particles that are suspended within the substance that contains them, a common example being [[wikipedia:Jell-O|Jell-O]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sibilant consonant|Sibilance]] (or "sibilants") is a word commonly used when testing microphones to make sure that sibilant sounds ("s", "sh", "z", and "zh") are picked up and balanced properly against other speech.
*The date shown on the Tandy 400 is Friday, December 31, 1999. Strong Bad was changing the date to avoid the [[Wikipedia:year 2000 problem|year 2000 problem]].
*[[Wikipedia:Veal|Veal]] is the meat taken from young calves, which some consider to be an inhumane practice. It is generally appreciated for its delicate taste, tender texture, and nutritious qualities.
*[[Wikipedia:BBC|BBC]] actually stands for ''British Broadcasting Corporation'', which may explain why the English voice is offended by Strong Bad's interpretation.

===Trivia===
*One of Homestar's emails asks for Strong Bad to [[Draw Trogdor again]].
*See [[The Periodic Table of Candy Elements]] for the full table.
[[Image:DaNewsPapes.png|thumb|Strong Bad reading "Da NewsPapes." Note how the bottom part of the text overlaps into the wall.]]
*Strong Bad's [[Periodicals|newspaper]] contains the following [[News Articles|articles]]:
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Back Pape
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Da NewsPapes
|-
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | Famous couples were spotted eating, walking around, and on movie screens across the country.
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | World events continued for the 43rd consecutive day. This is just 3 shy of the all-time record of 46. Many believe this to be a sign of things to come. Ed Bache concurs. "This is a sign of things to come."
|}
*The name for the "SBLOUNSKCHED!" bar has [[Multiple Consonants|five consonants in a row]].

===Remarks===
*During the SBLOUNSKCHED! commercial, you can't adjust the contrast knobs on the [[Tandy 400]] as you normally could.
*The Tandy gives the "current" date as month-day-year, with a 4-digit year, but it is asking for the new date as day-month-year with a 2-digit year.
*Requesting a "new date" at startup was very common for early Tandy computers, as many of them did not have any battery powered memory installed to keep track of the date and time while powered off.
*As evidenced by the "a:\>" prompt on the Tandy, Strong Bad exited the date program without entering the new date.
*The [[Edgar|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] filter screen is in the [[Compy 386|Compy]]'s [[font]], Commodore 64, instead of Glitch0, the Lappy's font.
*Although licorice candy is mentioned as a part of Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Confectionery|confectionery]], it is the only candy ingredient of the candy bar that is not one of the visible "elements" in the periodic table (other than Pepperoni, but that is not "candy" per se).
*From the start of the commercial to just before The Paper comes down is exactly 30 seconds—the standard length of a TV commercial.
*Though Strong Bad says he doesn't have any candy named after him, he does have a chewing gum named after him in an Easter egg from [[2 emails]].
*The effects used on the nougat (the swirls and liquid effects) were used in the pool Strong Bad was sitting near in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], only this time the swirls are a different color.
*Strong Bad's Periodic Table of Candy Elements has two elements abbreviated as "Ch": "Chocolatium" and "Chewy".
*Strong Bad is [[breaking the fourth wall]] when he says, "I betcha I will by the end of this email".

===Goofs===

*When Strong Bad is reading Da NewsPape, part of the text is overlapping onto the wall.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'm talking to you, Baby Ruth", he doesn't move his mouth into an 'O' when he says, "Ruth".
*If you access an Easter egg before Strong Bad peeks under The Paper, after the Easter egg his head is under The Paper.
*When Strong Bad changes the shape of the "SBLOUNSKCHED! bar" to the shape of his pants the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is still in the shape of a bar while in its wrapper.
*The wrong [[font]] was used for the word "contrast" on the Tandy 400.

===Fixed Goofs===


*When this email was released, there was no back button at the end. It was fixed within a day of the email's release.

===Inside References===
*"Re: re: re: resending" is a possible reference to [[bottom 10]], where Strong Bad explains that he hates emails that have more than one Fwd: or Re: in the subject line.
*"Rrrrates so low!!!!" were once also offered by Homestar Runner to Marzipan in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
*This is another example of [[Homestar Runner Peeking|characters peeking]] from behind objects in the foreground.
*One of the rejected forms for the candy bar is the [[Van Buren|bust of Van Buren]].
**Another is a [[Strong Mad's Chainsaw|chainsaw]].
*At the beginning of the commercial, small print at the bottom reveals that it is a production of [[Cheap As Free]] Foodstuffs.
*Marshie's creepy voice in the Easter egg is similar to an Easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*"Edgar's Baby's Daddy" is another instance of [[Edgar]]-based computer protection software.
**In [[long pants]], Edga Jr. was "The Long Email Killa Filta". "Filta" is used again for the latest Edgar filter, "Edgar's Baby's Daddy H*R Junkmail Filta".
*"Possible caper" refers to [[caper]].
*"Da News[[Papes]]" is a reference to the newspapers in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]], which were called "The Local Newspapes".
*The camera rotating around Strong Bad while he's standing on the hill is a possible reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*One of Homestar's email subject lines contains an example of [[be's]].
*The part of the commercial with Senor Cardgage sleeping in an alley is a reference to [[Senorial Day]].
*The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is another example of a [[concoction]]. It also involves an ingredient [[Food Still In Peel or Package|still in its package]].
*The score of "R" is another [[Scoreboard#Irregular Scores|irregular score]].
*The "crispy puffed rice cereal" on the candy bar is a reference to [[Breakfast Cereal]].

===Real-World References===

*"Sibilance", a word describing the "s" sound, was used by [[Wikipedia: Tom Hanks|Tom Hanks]] in a "[[Wikipedia: Wayne's World|Wayne's World]]" sketch on ''[[Wikipedia: Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]'' in a soundcheck for [[Wikipedia: Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]. The word was also used during a soundcheck scene from the 1984 mock rockumentary, ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]''.
*The "SBLOUNSKCHED!" commercial is a parody of a series of TV commercials for [[Wikipedia:Mentos|Mentos]] candies. In these commercials, it is suggested that you can get away with virtually anything so long as you have the advertised product.
*[[Wikipedia:Baby Ruth|Baby Ruth]] is a popular 2-ounce candy bar in a log-shaped form. Strong Bad's comment about "athletes with their own candy bars" may refer to the common assumption that the Baby Ruth was named after baseball great [[Wikipedia:Babe Ruth|Babe Ruth]]. ([http://www.babyruth.com/ Officially], Baby Ruth was named after the daughter of U.S. President [[Wikipedia:Grover Cleveland|Grover Cleveland]], but this may have been a smokescreen to avoid paying royalties to the Babe.)
:*There have been a number of candy bars actually named after athletes, [[Wikipedia:Reggie Jackson|Reggie Jackson's]] '''Reggie!''' bar being one of the first (debuting in the 1970s) and probably the best known.
*Strong Bad later alludes to Baby Ruth's "piece of crap shape", this is most likely a reference to a similar gag in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''.
*Grizzly Chomps, a Hostess-brand chocolate cupcake introduced in 1992, similarly featured a "built-in bite." The package bore a cartoon bear saying, "I start 'em, you finish 'em."
*"Crispity" is a made-up word used in advertisements, along with "crunchity" and "peanut-buttery," to describe the [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]] candy bar.
*"Re: PharamBlacy news", which appears in the Junkmail Filta, is a subject line from an actual [[Wikipedia:E-mail spam|spam]] that was circulating in heavy volume around the time this email was produced. It advertised discount prescription drugs offered by many southeast Asia-based "pharmacies," and the subject had two random letters inserted where the B and l appear here to avoid detection by spam filters.
*[[Wikipedia:Shemp Howard|Shemp Howard]] and [[Wikipedia:Curly Joe DeRita|"Curly Joe" DeRita]] served as the third of the [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|Three Stooges]] at various points in the act's history.
*The "Periodic Table of Candy Elements" which appears behind Strong Bad's candy creation as he is making it is a spoof of the "Periodic Table of Elements" which is the basis for most chemistry and other scientific research.
*The description of how the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is assembled, and the mention of "rich, creamy...pepperoni" are references to [[wikipedia:Bart's Friend Falls in Love|Bart's Friend Falls in Love]], an episode of [[The Simpsons]]. In the episode, two fake commercials (one for the "Good Morning Burger", another for a chocolate bar not unlike the SBLOUNSCHKED! bar) have a sultry female announcer describing how they're both assembled, with emphasis on how they're coated in "rich, creamery butter".


===Fast Forward===
*In the remake of the [[Strongest Man in the World]] cartoon, the textual representation of the sound effect when [[Señor]] drops his grapes is "SBLOUNSKCHED".
*The email [[underlings]] includes a similar scene where Strong Bad reads Da NewsPapes in the bathroom.
*The bowl of puffed rice cereal would later be seen in [[hygiene]].
*"Fun Size" SBLOUNSKCHED! bars appear in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Karen Wagner]])

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, who's this crazy lady?

'''MIKE:''' Homestar, I'd like you to meet my sister Karen.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did she just wander in off the street?

'''KAREN:''' Oh yeah, I did.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... You smell nice for, for someone who did that.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' Thanks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The last person we had in here that wandered off the streets smelled like a, um, a rat party.

'''MIKE:''' A rat party?

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Although, you know, I'm really nervous about doing the commentary so I'm kinda sweatin'. So maybe I do smell bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's okay.

'''KAREN:''' But, as usual, when this email came out, I got lot of requests for actually putting out a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did they want it to be just like it was in the cartoon?

'''KAREN:''' Yep! With the little tiny bowls of puffed rice cereal and the pepperoni—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow.

'''KAREN:''' — and all that other stuff.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like how the crispety cookety part is shaped like a log. It has a leaf on it.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' I was gonna say doesn't it even have a leaf?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it a mint leaf, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think it's a real leaf.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really. 
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it growing, somehow growing out of the cookety log?

'''MIKE:''' It's a cookety log leaf.

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' And the SBLOUNSKCHED! adds up to 150 percent.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right. Strong Bad always gives 150 percent.

'''KAREN:''' What about you, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm, I'm—

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' How much percent do you give?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm around se— I was 725 the last time I checked.

'''MIKE:''' 725?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I have a scale that's kinda like a weigh you, weigh you down scale, you know.

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh. You step on—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' That I stand on, and it tells me what sort of percent I'm giving for the day.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, and it's always up in the seven hundreds somewhere?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was this morning.

'''MIKE:''' That's uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' That's right!

'''MIKE:''' — impossible.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' Here I go!

'''MIKE:''' That's impossible.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' There's the leaf.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right. Darkium Chocolatium. I like all those candy elements in the background.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, it took me a long time to, uh, get all of those. I had to watch it many times. But, see now, with the DVD, I can just pause it.

'''MIKE:''' There are a couple of them that I think that are repeated. Uh, those two letter symbols?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad just offended the British.

''{all laugh}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You did a good job of making that looking like it was etched in there, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew, was Strong Bad on the toilet?

'''MIKE:''' No, you didn't see— there's no evidence of a toilet. It was just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' He was in a tiled room, reading a newspaper.

'''MIKE:''' Well, he's got a tiled room for newspaper reading.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think there was some insinuation going ons there.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know what you're talking about.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what's the deal with this trend?

'''KAREN:''' About the—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' With products makin' you able to get away with murder or get girls?

'''MIKE:''' Or sneaking into a concert by wrapping a bandana around your head?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Pretending to be a road-eye. See, everybody loves him. Even Strong Sad gives him the thumbs up.

'''KAREN:''' Even though his head has been pushed through the ceiling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Diet Coke!

'''KAREN:''' Hey, are they going to have a Diet SBLOUNCSKCHED!?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, they should. 
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Either that or South Beach SBLOUCHSKCHED!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Strong Bad! Hi!

===Fun Facts===
*Strong Bad jumping in the air at the end of the SBLOUNCSKCHED jingle is similar to [[Wikipedia:Diet Coke|Diet Coke]]'s commercials in the late 1980s, thus prompting Homestar's comment.
*[[Wikipedia:South Beach diet|South Beach Diet]] is a diet plan the emphasizes "good carbs" and "good fats".

==See Also==
*The [[Candy Product Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the jingle.

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]

SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

2011-12-10T21:48:35Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Commercial Jingle */

[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]]." It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
#A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
#Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
#Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
#Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
#Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[cereal]]'''.
#Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
#Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.
PINGAS!
=== Separate Ingredients ===
*Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
*Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
*Channel of liquid nougat
*Crispety cookety log
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
*PINGAS!
{{clear}}

==Commercial Jingle==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
<blockquote>You got the munch, 
The crisp and the crunch. 
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. 
When Coach puts you in, 
you gotta go for the win. 
Y2K turned out all right! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
You can do it! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
Crunchy chew it! 
Who's got the money?!? 
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! </blockquote>
*Nyan Cat Theme plays*
{{clear}}

==Appearances==
[[Image:Sblounskched funsized bar.png|thumb|right|150px|SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars]]
===Product===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
*[[Compy Catalog]]
===Verb===
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart|a=QW-2006-04-06}}
*{{qotw|"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..."|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

2011-12-10T21:47:39Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar */

[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]]." It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
#A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
#Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
#Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
#Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
#Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[cereal]]'''.
#Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
#Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.
PINGAS!
=== Separate Ingredients ===
*Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
*Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
*Channel of liquid nougat
*Crispety cookety log
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
*PINGAS!
{{clear}}

==Commercial Jingle==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
<blockquote>You got the munch, 
The crisp and the crunch. 
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. 
When Coach puts you in, 
you gotta go for the win. 
Y2K turned out all right! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
You can do it! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
Crunchy chew it! 
Who's got the money?!? 
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! </blockquote>
{{clear}}
==Appearances==
[[Image:Sblounskched funsized bar.png|thumb|right|150px|SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars]]
===Product===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
*[[Compy Catalog]]
===Verb===
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart|a=QW-2006-04-06}}
*{{qotw|"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..."|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

2011-12-10T21:05:14Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Commercial Jingle */

[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]]." It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
#A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
#Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
#Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
#Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
#Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[cereal]]'''.
#Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
#Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.

=== Separate Ingredients ===
*Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
*Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
*Channel of liquid nougat
*Crispety cookety log
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
*PINGAS!
((clear))

==Commercial Jingle==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
<blockquote>You got the munch, 
The crisp and the crunch. 
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. 
When Coach puts you in, 
you gotta go for the win. 
Y2K turned out all right! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
You can do it! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
Crunchy chew it! 
Who's got the money?!? 
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! </blockquote>
*Nyan cat theme plays*
((clear))

==Appearances==
[[Image:Sblounskched funsized bar.png|thumb|right|150px|SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars]]
===Product===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
*[[Compy Catalog]]
===Verb===
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart|a=QW-2006-04-06}}
*{{qotw|"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..."|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

2011-12-10T21:03:17Z

Fanofthecheat: /* Separate Ingredients */

[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]]." It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
#A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
#Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
#Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
#Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
#Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[cereal]]'''.
#Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
#Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.

=== Separate Ingredients ===
*Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
*Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
*Channel of liquid nougat
*Crispety cookety log
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
*PINGAS!
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==Commercial Jingle==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
<blockquote>You got the munch, 
The crisp and the crunch. 
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. 
When Coach puts you in, 
you gotta go for the win. 
Y2K turned out all right! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
You can do it! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
Crunchy chew it! 
Who's got the money?!? 
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! </blockquote>
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==Appearances==
[[Image:Sblounskched funsized bar.png|thumb|right|150px|SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars]]
===Product===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
*[[Compy Catalog]]
===Verb===
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..."|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
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