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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Inside References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{uncattoonnav|squintmoji.html}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Squintmojis.png|thumb|&quot;Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!&quot;]]<br /> Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, August 28, 2017<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:41 (official), 0:54 (actual), 1:11 (YouTube)<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Slightest Impression Guaranteed!<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Are you tired of people using ''{Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters}'' -moji as a legitimate suffix?<br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Neith&quot; pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and &quot;are we&quot; and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Neith-moji are we -moji!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing new Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' SQUINTmojis!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Guaranteed to give you the ''{pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison}'' ''slightest'' impression of a Homestar Runner character!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue chat balloon reading &quot;Hey bro, Wich&lt;!--sic--&gt; is one sez 'jorb'?&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Simply type them in...<br /> <br /> ''{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar's head. The word &quot;SQUINT&quot; appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and squint those eyes up!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a comparison shot. The emoji is labelled &quot;ORIGINAL&quot;, divided by a line next to the actual Coach Z labelled &quot;SQUINTMO'&quot;. Above reads &quot;0% SQUINTIFICATION&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' More...<br /> <br /> ''{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, more anticipatory}'' More...<br /> <br /> ''{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, angrily}'' More!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, laughing}'' There we go!<br /> <br /> ''{A rubber stamp with the word &quot;INDISTINGUISHABLE!&quot; is stamped on}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Indistinguishable!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads &quot;Actual Talk-Say&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' &quot;Hey, that's Homestar Runner&quot;. <br /> <br /> ''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERIC ANNOUNCER:''' That's a great story!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis!<br /> <br /> ''{The &quot;squint&quot; part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}''<br /> <br /> '''GENERIC ANNOUNCER:''' &quot;Oh jeez, squintmojis!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}.<br /> <br /> '''GENERIC ANNOUNCER:''' Suh&amp;mdash; somebody's already used that, right? ''{the music cuts out}'' We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he&amp;mdash; is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click on the Homestar squintmoji for an extra scene.<br /> :''{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of The Field as &quot;Everybody! Everybody!&quot; plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Moji-pan!<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Gallery===<br /> &lt;gallery perrow=5&gt;<br /> File:SquintmojiStrongBad.png|[[Strong Bad]]<br /> File:SquintmojiHomestar.png|[[Homestar Runner]]<br /> File:SquintmojiCoachZ.png|[[Coach Z]]<br /> File:SquintmojiHomestarChicken.png|Homestar with chicken head<br /> File:SquintmojiStrongSad.png|[[Strong Sad]]<br /> File:SquintmojiKOT.png|[[The King of Town]]<br /> File:SquintmojiTheCheese.png|[[The Cheat]]<br /> File:Squintmojipan.png|[[Marzipan]]<br /> File:SquintmojiRunningHomestar.png|Running Homestar<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *This toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Emoji|emojis]], pictograms and smileys used in modern web applications.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The Homestar Squintmoji at the beginning is comprised of a bathtub, a red siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes.<br /> *The Strong Bad Squintmoji is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.<br /> *The Coach Z Squintmoji is made from a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.<br /> *The Homestar Squintmoji on Homestar's smartphone has a chicken head instead of a bathtub head.<br /> *At the end, Bathtub-head Homestar and Strong Bad reappear as they were.<br /> *The Cheat is comprised of a cheese wedge mounted on a yellow triangular warning sign.<br /> *The King of Town is a cloud-obscured sun with a red landline telephone.<br /> *Strong Sad is a volleyball, a bowl of rice, a flashlight, a screw, a fork and knife, and a newspaper.<br /> *Running Squintmoji Homestar uses paperclips and a checkmark for legs and cruise boats for feet. During the steps, his legs are a hammer and pick ax that are crossed.<br /> *Moji-pan is built from a saxophone, an ear, and a purple coin purse.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *On the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z is labelled &quot;Original&quot; and the original Coach Z is labelled &quot;Squintmo'&quot;.<br /> *In the Flash version, the &quot;Oh jeez, squintmojis!&quot; text can be highlighted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references [[A Jorb Well Done]].<br /> *Homestar's account of using a squintmoji reflects the way he recollects kids getting hurt on bikes in [[The Baloneyman]].<br /> **The disclaimer during this account reads [[Noun-Verb|actual talk-say]].<br /> *At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a [[cheese]], which The Cheat was previously compared to in [[huttah!]] and [[Date Nite]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> [[File:TwitterMojiMad.jpg|thumb|Maybe on rolla skates?]]<br /> *A [[Strong Mad]] Squintmoji was shown on [[@StrongBadActual]].<br /> *&quot;Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks&quot;, shown in the [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube autoplay thumbnail]], was released on [[Instagram]].<br /> <br /> ==YouTube Version==<br /> [[File:SquintmojiAutoplay.png|thumb|&quot;WHERE'S THE APPLE JUICE?&quot;]]<br /> *The video's title is &quot;Homestar Runner Squintmojis&quot;.<br /> *Once again there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called &quot;Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks&quot;. Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|squintmoji|youtube=S1pxD-N3g5U|37807}}<br /> {{subtitlesLinks|squintmoji}}</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween15|Record Store Day|Homestarloween Party}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's lame haunted house inspires Strong Bad to make his own lame haunted house.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{walking into room}'' No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': ''{screams}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if ''I'' had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> ''{title screen: &quot;The House That Gave Sucky Tricks&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45. ''{drinks from his bottle}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{fleeing}'' Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs...<br /> <br /> ''{Severed limbs appear at the top of the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ...And surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan is abruptly a Frankenstein-esque mutant with other characters' limbs stitched on.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench.<br /> <br /> ''{The room fades to pure white, with vents on the walls. Green gas begins filtering in through the vents.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan holds her breath}''<br /> <br /> ''{Dramatic music plays. Words appear, one by one, on a red background as Strong Bad says them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know those words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him, King of Town!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to reveal the King Of Town and the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith is putting the gas in jars and stoppering them.}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep bottling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so. I mean, you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside the King of Town's castle. Homsar and the Knight are standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{Homsar puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. <br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of the vault door giving off a white flash}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Open the vault... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the timer showing five minutes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': ...before time runs out. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a red skeleton in a cage, pointing at something}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Skeleton's pointing at a clue. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{watching via surveillance camera}'' Yup, just, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I ''do'' want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. <br /> <br /> ''{The Ugly One is walking down the street}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> ''{A Teen Girl Squad version of Strong Sad pops up on the bottom right}''<br /> <br /> '''TGS STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs standing in a room with torn pink striped wallpaper}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> ''{Characters' dialogue is illustrated through close-ups.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> ''{The Strong Sad sketch from before pops up}''<br /> <br /> '''TGS STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose? What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children.<br /> <br /> ''{As Strong Bad speaks, the Clown Dog costume, a zombie version of Cheerleader, and an old television with the Sad Kids silhouetted are shown in succession. The Sad Kids pop up in front of the TV, with red eyes.}'' <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a room with an office chair resembling Le Restige.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! ''{chair turns around}'' Large Bean!<br /> <br /> ''{A humanoid figure with a large bean for a head is sitting on the chair. The bean tips backward slightly, audibly hitting the back of the chair.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite, teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call Large Bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell Large Bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': {Lifts a Large Bean plush doll} I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene cuts back to Homestar's house.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow, Strong Bad. The spooky shoes room really affected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ugh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> ''{The Large Bean doll is in a spotlight, on a black background. The narrator's lines appear in spindly text as he speaks.}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I-I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Coach Z.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says all right}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' No. <br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got? <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best Tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm- I'm Diamond Dave!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{imitating David Lee Roth}'' HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar Runner.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo boo boo!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Mad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every &quot;Hup Up&quot;}'' HUP UP! HUP UP! HUP UP! <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume.<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' HUBOW!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Pom Pom.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voight? Maybe a little bit?<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No; I mean something! I'm important!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Cheat.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a Cookie Puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on the moon.<br /> :''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer says}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'.<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon not to include a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.<br /> *This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while correctly identifying it.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon that features a character switching costumes as well as a character switching costumes while still dressed as who they are supposed to be (specifically, Coach Z as André 3000 as each member of fictional band &quot;The Love Below&quot;).<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The King claims he doesn't know he can arrest people despite having placed Strong Bad under house arrest in [[Strong Badia the Free]].<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face switch sides.<br /> *Sometime after being initially released, the toon was removed from the TV Time Toons Menu and the Main Page Messages.<br /> *When Homestar is talking about the scary painting dad, part of the animation for his lip doesn't move as he talks.<br /> *When Strong Sad was talking about the Large Bean Museum Gift Shop, his mouth was upside-down. This may have been done to quickly animate a smiling mouth on Strong Sad(reusing old animations), which is a rarity, as seen in the '06 halloween cartoon.<br /> *In multiple instances the text used in the Flash version is select-able, including Homestar's box of Diaps!<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *When playing the latte easter egg, you can still click on the remaining easter eggs. Doing so will stop the latte easter egg from playing and play the one you interrupted it with.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's Easter egg, Homestar makes references to the [[I Killed Pom Pom!|previous year's Halloween toon]], where he had &quot;killed&quot; Pom Pom by popping him. (Perhaps keeping with the theme, Pom Pom did not appear in the cartoon itself.)<br /> *In Strong Mad's Easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *In Marzipan's Easter egg, Homestar references when she dressed up as Prince in [[Jibblies 2]].<br /> *In Strong Bad's Easter egg, Homestar references when he dressed up as Beetlejuice in [[Jibblies 2]]. This is similar to how, in [[Happy Hallow-Day]], he mistook Strong Bad for &quot;Evil Carmen Sandiego&quot;, when Strong Bad really dressed as Carmen Sandiego in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *The Knight is dressed as an Astropop, one of the treats available in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> **The Knight was also featured in the same toon, where he also appeared in costume as &quot;Idaho&quot;.<br /> *The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte featured in the Easter Egg is another example of [[Real Live Foods]].<br /> *The Armpit Latte is from the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, both of which previously appeared in [[A Decemberween Mackerel]], in a similar Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill Industries]] is an American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marzipan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> **&quot;The kid is not his son&quot; references the Jackson song &quot;[[Wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]&quot;, which was released in 1982 off his album ''Thriller''.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[Wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> *The narrator at the end, as well as his rhyming cadence and the background organ music, is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:List of Haunted Mansion characters#Ghost Host|Ghost Host]] of Disney's [[Wikipedia:Haunted Mansion|Haunted Mansion]]. It also could be a reference to Vincent Price's spoken monologue from the Michael Jackson song &quot;Thriller&quot;.<br /> *The repeated &quot;All right&quot; in Coach Z's Easter egg references the song [[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]] by [[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]].<br /> *Although Homestar refers to actor Jon Voight in his listing of names for Wilson the volleyball, he was likely actually referring to the Voit sporting goods company, which makes various athletic equipment.<br /> **Franklin and Spalding are also names of sporting goods companies.<br /> *Cookie Puss, like Fudgie the Whale, is a mascot of the [[Wikipedia:Carvel|Carvel]] ice cream store chain.<br /> *The King of Town's line &quot;I'm important! I mean something!&quot; is a reference to his costume, the Devil's Tower sculpture that Richard Dreyfuss makes with his mashed potatoes in ''[[Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Third Kind|Close Encounters of the Third Kind]]''. In the film, Dreyfuss becomes unknowingly obsessed with Devil's Tower and makes several sculptures of it because aliens have sent him a message to go there.<br /> *Bubs's Easter egg features two direct references to ''The Gong Show''.<br /> **Chuck Barris, the host of the show and the inspiration for Bubs's costume, would always throw to commercial saying &quot;We'll be right back with more...stuff!&quot;<br /> **The song Homestar hums is &quot;Jumpin' at the Woodside&quot;, a Count Basie tune which was the theme song for ''Gong Show'' regular [[Wikipedia:Gene Gene the Dancing Machine|Gene Gene the Dancing Machine]]. The dance Bubs does is Gene Gene's signature dance.<br /> *Strong Bad's haunted house is located just off [[Wikipedia:Interstate 20|I-20]], which runs right through [[Atlanta]].<br /> *The two lines Homestar and Bubs speak in Homestar's Easter egg are quotes from ''[[Wikipedia:Raising Arizona|Raising Arizona]]'', whose lead character Homestar is dressed up as.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|37790|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween15|Record Store Day|Homestarloween Party}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's lame haunted house inspires Strong Bad to make his own lame haunted house.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{walking into room}'' No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': ''{screams}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if ''I'' had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> ''{title screen: &quot;The House That Gave Sucky Tricks&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45. ''{drinks from his bottle}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{fleeing}'' Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs...<br /> <br /> ''{Severed limbs appear at the top of the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ...And surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan is abruptly a Frankenstein-esque mutant with other characters' limbs stitched on.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench.<br /> <br /> ''{The room fades to pure white, with vents on the walls. Green gas begins filtering in through the vents.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan holds her breath}''<br /> <br /> ''{Dramatic music plays. Words appear, one by one, on a red background as Strong Bad says them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know those words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him, King of Town!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to reveal the King Of Town and the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith is putting the gas in jars and stoppering them.}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep bottling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so. I mean, you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside the King of Town's castle. Homsar and the Knight are standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{Homsar puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. <br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of the vault door giving off a white flash}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Open the vault... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the timer showing five minutes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': ...before time runs out. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a red skeleton in a cage, pointing at something}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Skeleton's pointing at a clue. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{watching via surveillance camera}'' Yup, just, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I ''do'' want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. <br /> <br /> ''{The Ugly One is walking down the street}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> ''{A Teen Girl Squad version of Strong Sad pops up on the bottom right}''<br /> <br /> '''TGS STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs standing in a room with torn pink striped wallpaper}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> ''{Characters' dialogue is illustrated through close-ups.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''TGS STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose? What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children.<br /> <br /> ''{As Strong Bad speaks, the Clown Dog costume, a zombie version of Cheerleader, and an old television with the Sad Kids silhouetted are shown in succession. The Sad Kids pop up in front of the TV, with red eyes.}'' <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a room with an office chair resembling Le Restige.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! ''{chair turns around}'' Large Bean!<br /> <br /> ''{A humanoid figure with a large bean for a head is sitting on the chair. The bean tips backward slightly, audibly hitting the back of the chair.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite, teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call Large Bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell Large Bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': {Lifts a Large Bean plush doll} I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene cuts back to Homestar's house.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow, Strong Bad. The spooky shoes room really affected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ugh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> ''{The Large Bean doll is in a spotlight, on a black background. The narrator's lines appear in spindly text as he speaks.}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I-I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Coach Z.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says all right}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' No. <br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got? <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best Tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm- I'm Diamond Dave!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{imitating David Lee Roth}'' HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar Runner.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo boo boo!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Mad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every &quot;Hup Up&quot;}'' HUP UP! HUP UP! HUP UP! <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume.<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' HUBOW!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Pom Pom.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voight? Maybe a little bit?<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No; I mean something! I'm important!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Cheat.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a Cookie Puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on the moon.<br /> :''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer says}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'.<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon not to include a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.<br /> *This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while correctly identifying it.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon that features a character switching costumes as well as a character switching costumes while still dressed as who they are supposed to be (specifically, Coach Z as André 3000 as each member of fictional band &quot;The Love Below&quot;).<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The King claims he doesn't know he can arrest people despite having placed Strong Bad under house arrest in [[Strong Badia the Free]].<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face switch sides.<br /> *Sometime after being initially released, the toon was removed from the TV Time Toons Menu and the Main Page Messages.<br /> *When Homestar is talking about the scary painting dad, part of the animation for his lip doesn't move as he talks.<br /> *When Strong Sad was talking about the Large Bean Museum Gift Shop, his mouth was upside-down. This may have been done to quickly animate a smiling mouth on Strong Sad(reusing old animations), which is a rarity, as seen in the '06 halloween cartoon.<br /> *In multiple instances the text used in the Flash version is select-able, including Homestar's box of Diaps!<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *When playing the latte easter egg, you can still click on the remaining easter eggs. Doing so will stop the latte easter egg from playing and play the one you interrupted it with.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's Easter egg, Homestar makes references to the [[I Killed Pom Pom!|previous year's Halloween toon]], where he had &quot;killed&quot; Pom Pom by popping him. (Perhaps keeping with the theme, Pom Pom did not appear in the cartoon itself.)<br /> *In Strong Mad's Easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *In Marzipan's Easter egg, Homestar references when she dressed up as Prince in [[Jibblies 2]].<br /> *In Strong Bad's Easter egg, Homestar references when he dressed up as Beetlejuice in [[Jibblies 2]]. This is similar to how, in [[Happy Hallow-Day]], he mistook Strong Bad for &quot;Evil Carmen Sandiego&quot;, when Strong Bad really dressed as Carmen Sandiego in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *The Knight is dressed as an Astropop, one of the treats available in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> **The Knight was also featured in the same toon, where he also appeared in costume as &quot;Idaho&quot;.<br /> *The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte featured in the Easter Egg is another example of [[Real Live Foods]].<br /> *The Armpit Latte is from the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, both of which previously appeared in [[A Decemberween Mackerel]], in a similar Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill Industries]] is an American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marzipan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> **&quot;The kid is not his son&quot; references the Jackson song &quot;[[Wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]&quot;, which was released in 1982 off his album ''Thriller''.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[Wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> *The narrator at the end, as well as his rhyming cadence and the background organ music, is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:List of Haunted Mansion characters#Ghost Host|Ghost Host]] of Disney's [[Wikipedia:Haunted Mansion|Haunted Mansion]]. It also could be a reference to Vincent Price's spoken monologue from the Michael Jackson song &quot;Thriller&quot;.<br /> *The repeated &quot;All right&quot; in Coach Z's Easter egg references the song [[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]] by [[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]].<br /> *Although Homestar refers to actor Jon Voight in his listing of names for Wilson the volleyball, he was likely actually referring to the Voit sporting goods company, which makes various athletic equipment.<br /> **Franklin and Spalding are also names of sporting goods companies.<br /> *Cookie Puss, like Fudgie the Whale, is a mascot of the [[Wikipedia:Carvel|Carvel]] ice cream store chain.<br /> *The King of Town's line &quot;I'm important! I mean something!&quot; is a reference to his costume, the Devil's Tower sculpture that Richard Dreyfuss makes with his mashed potatoes in ''[[Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Third Kind|Close Encounters of the Third Kind]]''. In the film, Dreyfuss becomes unknowingly obsessed with Devil's Tower and makes several sculptures of it because aliens have sent him a message to go there.<br /> *Bubs's Easter egg features two direct references to ''The Gong Show''.<br /> **Chuck Barris, the host of the show and the inspiration for Bubs's costume, would always throw to commercial saying &quot;We'll be right back with more...stuff!&quot;<br /> **The song Homestar hums is &quot;Jumpin' at the Woodside&quot;, a Count Basie tune which was the theme song for ''Gong Show'' regular [[Wikipedia:Gene Gene the Dancing Machine|Gene Gene the Dancing Machine]]. The dance Bubs does is Gene Gene's signature dance.<br /> *Strong Bad's haunted house is located just off [[Wikipedia:Interstate 20|I-20]], which runs right through [[Atlanta]].<br /> *The two lines Homestar and Bubs speak in Homestar's Easter egg are quotes from ''[[Wikipedia:Raising Arizona|Raising Arizona]]'', whose lead character Homestar is dressed up as.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|37790|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween15|Record Store Day|Homestarloween Party}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's lame haunted house inspires Strong Bad to make his own lame haunted house.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan puffs up her cheeks like she's about to throw up}''<br /> <br /> ''{Dramatic music plays. Words appear on a red background as Strong Bad says them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{Homsar puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. <br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of the vault door giving off a white flash}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Open the vault... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the timer showing five minutes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': ...before time runs out. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a red skeleton in a cage, pointing at something}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Skeleton's pointing at a clue. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. <br /> <br /> ''{The Ugly One is walking down the street}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> ''{A Teen Girl Squad version of Strong Sad pops up on the bottom right}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs standing in a room with torn pink striped wallpaper}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Coach Z.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says alright}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' No. <br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got? <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best Tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm- I'm Diamond Dave!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{imitating David Lee Roth}'' HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar Runner.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs<br /> :'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo do do!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Mad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every &quot;Hup Up&quot;}'' HUP UP! HUP UP! HUP UP! <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' HUBOW!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Pom Pom.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voight? Maybe a little bit?<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No; I mean something! I'm important!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Cheat.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a Cookie Puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on the moon.<br /> :''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer says}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'.<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon not to include a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.<br /> *This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while correctly identifying it.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon that features a character switching costumes as well as a character switching costumes while still dressed as who they are supposed to be (specifically, Coach Z as André 3000 as each member of fictional band &quot;The Love Below&quot;).<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face switch sides.<br /> *Sometime after being initially released, the toon was removed from the TV Time Toons Menu and the Main Page Messages.<br /> *When Homestar is talking about the scary painting dad, part of the animation for his lip doesn't move as he talks<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's Easter egg, Homestar makes references to the [[I Killed Pom Pom!|previous year's Halloween toon]], where he had &quot;killed&quot; Pom Pom by popping him. (Perhaps keeping with the theme, Pom Pom did not appear in the cartoon itself.)<br /> *In Strong Mad's Easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *In Marzipan's Easter egg, Homestar references when she dressed up as Prince in [[Jibblies 2]].<br /> *In Strong Bad's Easter egg, Homestar references when he dressed up as Beetlejuice in [[Jibblies 2]]. This is similar to how, in [[Happy Hallow-Day]], he mistook Strong Bad for &quot;Evil Carmen Sandiego&quot;, when Strong Bad really dressed as Carmen Sandiego in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *The Knight is dressed as an Astropop, one of the treats available in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> **This is also the second time The Knight has been featured in a Halloween toon.<br /> *The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte featured in the Easter Egg is another example of [[Real Live Foods]].<br /> *The Armpit Latte is from the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, both of which previously appeared in [[A Decemberween Mackerel]], in a similar Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill Industries]] is an American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marzipan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> **&quot;The kid is not his son&quot; references the Jackson song &quot;[[Wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]&quot;, which was released in 1982 off his album ''Thriller''.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[Wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> *The narrator at the end, as well as his rhyming cadence and the background organ music, is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:List of Haunted Mansion characters#Ghost Host|Ghost Host]] of Disney's [[Wikipedia:Haunted Mansion|Haunted Mansion]].<br /> *When Coach Z repeats &quot;All right&quot; in his Easter egg, he is referring to the song, [[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]] by [[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]].<br /> *Although Homestar refers to actor Jon Voight in his listing of names for Wilson the volleyball, he was likely actually referring to the Voit sporting goods company, which makes various athletic equipment.<br /> **Franklin and Spalding are also names of sporting goods companies.<br /> *Cookie Puss, like Fudgie the Whale, is a mascot of the [[Wikipedia:Carvel|Carvel]] ice cream store chain.<br /> *Bubs's Easter egg features two direct references to ''The Gong Show''.<br /> **Chuck Barris, the host of the show and the inspiration for Bubs's costume, would always throw to commercial saying &quot;We'll be right back with more...stuff!&quot;<br /> **The song Homestar hums is &quot;Jumpin' at the Woodside&quot;, a Count Basie tune which was the theme song for ''Gong Show'' regular [[Wikipedia:Gene Gene the Dancing Machine|Gene Gene the Dancing Machine]].<br /> *Strong Bad sets up a room where he wants Strong Sad to &quot;logic out&quot; the clues. This is based on [[Wikipedia:Race to Escape|Race to Escape]], a game show on [[Wikipedia:Science (TV network)|The Science Channel]].<br /> *Strong Bad's haunted house is located just off [[Wikipedia:Interstate 20|I-20]], which runs right through [[Atlanta]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|37790|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween15|Record Store Day|Homestarloween Party}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's lame haunted house inspires Strong Bad to make his own lame haunted house.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{Homsar puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. <br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of the vault door giving off a white flash}'<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Open the vault... <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the timer showing five minutes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': ...before time runs out. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a red skeleton in a cage, pointing at something}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Skeleton's pointing at a clue. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Coach Z.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says alright}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' No. <br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got? <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best Tropical Beetlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm- I'm Diamond Dave!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{imitating David Lee Roth}'' HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar Runner.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs<br /> :'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo do do!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Mad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every &quot;Hup Up&quot;}'' HUP UP! HUP UP! HUP UP! <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' HUBOW!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Pom Pom.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voight? Maybe a little bit?<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No; I mean something! I'm important!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Cheat.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a Cookie Puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on the moon.<br /> :''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer says}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon not to include a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.<br /> *This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while correctly identifying it.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon that features a character switching costumes as well as a character switching costumes while still dressed as who they are supposed to be (specifically, Coach Z as André 3000 as each member of fictional band &quot;The Love Below&quot;)<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face switch sides.<br /> *Sometime after being initially released, the toon was removed from the TV Time Toons Menu and the Main Page Messages.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's Easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's Easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *In Marzipan's Easter egg, Homestar references when she dressed up as Prince in [[Jibblies 2]].<br /> *In Strong Bad's Easter egg, Homestar references when he dressed up as Beetlejuice in [[Jibblies 2]].<br /> *The Knight is dressed as an Astropop, one of the treats available in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> **This is also the second time The Knight has been featured in a Halloween toon; the former was his first appearance.<br /> *The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte featured in the Easter Egg is another example of [[Real Live Foods]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill Industries]] is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> *The narrator at the end, as well as his rhyming cadence and the background organ music, is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:List_of_Haunted_Mansion_characters#Ghost_Host|Ghost Host]] of Disney's [[Wikipedia:Haunted Mansion|Haunted Mansion]].<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his Easter egg, he is referring to the song, [[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]] by [[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2015-10-30T04:07:25Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Meet Marshie|made from the best stuff!]]- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> *Downhill skiing<br /> *Juggling tricks with a magic crystal ball<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Salsa (dance)|Salsa dancing]]<br /> *Singing along to [[Everybody to the Limit]]<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Eaten'''<br /> *Lobster mac and cheese at the Embassy hotel in Salt Lake City, UT<br /> *Voodoo doughnuts in Portland, OR<br /> <br /> == E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad ==<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email menu&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Did Pom Pom Die?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongbad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Did Homestar Runner actually kill Pom Pom in &quot;I Killed Pom Pom&quot;? Was it all an act?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hoping he's okay,&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Connor Fitzpatrick&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pocatello, ID&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email menu&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: E-Mail Intruder&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Can you break into other people's houses and check their e-mails for them? Is that why I don't see any Homestar Emails, Coach Z Emails, or KOT Emails?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Connor Fitzpatrick&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pocatello, ID&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks 2015-10-30T00:46:11Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween15|Record Store Day|Homestarloween Party}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': Ahhh! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{He puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. Open a vault before time runs out. Skeleton's pointing at a clue. Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Coach Z.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says alright}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' No. <br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got? <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best tropical Bettlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm- I'm Diamond Dave!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{imitating David Lee Roth}'' HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar Runner.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs<br /> :'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo do do!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Mad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every &quot;Hup Up&quot;}'' HUP UP! HUP UP! HUP UP! <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' HUBOW!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Pom Pom.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? John Voit? Maybe a little bit?<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No; I mean something! I'm important!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Cheat.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a cookie puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on the moon.<br /> :''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer say}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon not to include a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.<br /> *This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while correctly identifying it.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face are inverted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Goodwill Industries is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his Easter egg, he is referring to the song, [[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]] by [[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks 2015-10-30T00:42:39Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween15|Record Store Day|Homestarloween Party}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': Ahhh! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{He puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. Open a vault before time runs out. Skeleton's pointing at a clue. Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Coach Z.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says alright}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' No. <br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got? <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best tropical Bettlejuice costume ever worn by man or beast!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm- I'm Diamond Dave!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{imitating David Lee Roth}'' HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar Runner.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs<br /> :'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo do do!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Mad.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-<br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every &quot;Hup Up&quot;}'' HUP UP! HUP UP! HUP UP! <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' HUBOW!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Pom Pom.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? John Voit? Maybe a little bit?<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No; I mean something! I'm important!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Cheat.<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a cookie puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.<br /> :'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on the moon.<br /> :''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer say}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon not to include a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.<br /> *This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while correctly identifying it.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face are inverted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Goodwill Industries is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his easter egg, he is referring to the song, ''[[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]]'' by ''[[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]]''.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks 2015-10-30T00:13:32Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{watchtoon|ween15.html}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Toon Category: Holiday Toon'''<br /> <br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': Ahhh! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{He puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. Open a vault before time runs out. Skeleton's pointing at a clue. Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face are inverted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his easter egg, he is referring to the song,<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Goodwill Industries is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks 2015-10-30T00:00:24Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{watchtoon|ween15.html}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Toon Category: Holiday Toon'''<br /> <br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': ''{scared}'' Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': Ahhh! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{He puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. Open a vault before time runs out. Skeleton's pointing at a clue. Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face are inverted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his easter egg, he is referring to the song,<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Goodwill Industries is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks 2015-10-29T23:56:25Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{watchtoon|ween15.html}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Toon Category: Holiday Toon'''<br /> <br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''<br /> <br /> '''THE JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': ''{scared}'' Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': Ahhh! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{He puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. Open a vault before time runs out. Skeleton's pointing at a clue. Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face are inverted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his easter egg, he is referring to the song,<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Goodwill Industries is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> *As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks 2015-10-29T23:51:41Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{watchtoon|ween15.html}}<br /> [[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|&quot;THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Toon Category: Holiday Toon'''<br /> <br /> :''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].''<br /> <br /> Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Rocoulm]], [[Marzipan]], [[King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]], [[The Knight]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Cheerleader]], [[The Sad Kids]], [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015 <br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 8:12 ([[YouTube]]) <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, googly eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note. }''<br /> ''{Cut to more Halloween &quot;decorations&quot;: an exercise bike with &quot;Boo&quot; taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666. }''<br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat }''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!<br /> <br /> ''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER''': Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!<br /> <br /> '''THE JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': ''{scared}'' Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!<br /> <br /> '''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING''': Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs and surgeries gone wrong...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Ahhh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench. And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Strong Bad, you know the words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him King of Town!<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Keep piling up that smell poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': I think so, I mean you're allowed to execute people, right?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Do the words 'doo hoo hoo' mean anything to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. We see Homsar and the Knight standing next to a guillotine}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': Ahhh! This has been a supreme fish delight!<br /> <br /> ''{He puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': OK. Gotta logic this out. Open a vault before time runs out. Skeleton's pointing at a clue. Am I on the right track?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Now, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's pointing at the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': It's full of poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But that's just misdirection.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I just want you to touch the poop.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': No! I do want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': It's too easy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': But I know better!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Touch the freakin' poop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Most horror stuff is pretty obvious. Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Machété!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of... Two star bed and breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Dry scrambled eggs? Questionable hairs on the antimacassar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Antimacassar!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS''': Shut up!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Failed terlet paper rose! What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?<br /> <br /> '''SHUT UP LADY''': Oh, it's so charming!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z AND BUBS''': Shut up, lady!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children. <br /> <br /> '''THE SAD GIRL''': Nine.<br /> <br /> '''THE SAD BOY''': Sequels.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! Large bean!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Wait. What, what the crap is this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Other varieties include, small bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Stop it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Extra large bean.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': This is not a science museum!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': And, of course my favorite... teenie weenie beanie.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': You do not call large bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': I sure hope they sell large bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Shut up! Large bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wow Strong Bad, the spooky shoes room really effected you this year, huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I thought this was the scary shoes room?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Close your eyes.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Um... OK.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Uh. You were right Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! Ah ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': See? This guy respects Large Bean.<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR''': I'm sorry Strong Bad. I... I can't get behind Large Bean.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'<br /> *This the first Halloween toon Homsar appears without activating an Easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face are inverted.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *In Pom Pom's easter egg, Homestar makes references to the previous Halloween toon, &quot;[[I Killed Pom Pom!]]&quot;.<br /> *In Strong Mad's easter egg, the song Homestar was singing first appeared in the teaser for this toon.<br /> *Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *When Coach Z repeats the word, &quot;Alright,&quot; in his easter egg, he is referring to the song,<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Goodwill Industries is a American nonprofit organization.<br /> *[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the &quot;King of Pop&quot;. Marizpan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|ween15|swf=ween15|youtube=uCNQsmpN-G8}}<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2015-01-09T18:19:56Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Meet Marshie|made from the best stuff!]]- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> *Downhill skiing<br /> *Juggling tricks with a magic crystal ball<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Salsa (dance)|Salsa dancing]]<br /> *Singing along to [[Everybody to the Limit]]<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Eaten'''<br /> *Lobster mac and cheese at the Embassy hotel in Salt Lake City, UT<br /> *Voodoo doughnuts in Portland, OR<br /> <br /> == E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad ==<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email menu&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Did Pom Pom Die?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongbad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Did Homestar Runner actually kill Pom Pom in &quot;I Killed Pom Pom&quot;? Was it all an act?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hoping he's okay,&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Connor Fitzpatrick&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pocatello, ID&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2015-01-09T18:18:15Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Meet Marshie|made from the best stuff!]]- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> *Downhill skiing<br /> *Juggling tricks with a magic crystal ball<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Salsa(dance)|Salsa dancing]]<br /> *Singing along to [[Everybody to the Limit]]<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Eaten'''<br /> *Lobster mac and cheese at the Embassy hotel in Salt Lake City, UT<br /> *Voodoo doughnuts in Portland, OR<br /> <br /> == E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad ==<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email menu&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Did Pom Pom Die?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongbad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Did Homestar Runner actually kill Pom Pom in &quot;I Killed Pom Pom&quot;? Was it all an act?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hoping he's okay,&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Connor Fitzpatrick&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pocatello, ID&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Where%27s_The_Cheat%3F 2014-12-27T16:39:03Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Trivia */</p> <hr /> <div>{{about|Big Toon}} {{for|DVD game|Where's The Cheat? (game)}}<br /> {{toonnav|Big Toon|whereis|The Luau|Parsnips A-Plenty}}<br /> [[Image:Missing Cheat Poster.png|thumb|&quot;What part of 'Meet us at The Stick' didn't he understand?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad and his posse can't find The Cheat. Homestar Runner makes Marzipan a sandwich, which she immediately falls in love with and names [[Homestar Jr.]]<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs|}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}.<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Stick]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Telephone Pole]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Strong Badia]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The King of Town's Grill]]<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Monday, February 25, 2002<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 6:18<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Where is the Cheat?<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Scene opens with a sesame seed bun with [[Mayonnaise|mayo]] being spread over it. Each time the knife passes over it, the credits displayed on the mayo change. &quot;This is a Homestar Runner Cartoon&quot; &quot;Mike, Craig and Matt wrote it&quot; &quot;Matt and Mike made it&quot; &quot;Matt and Missy did the voices&quot; &quot;its&lt;!-- [sic]--&gt; called: Where's the Cheat?&quot; Zoom out to see Homestar Runner in Marzipan's kitchen making a veggie burger. He puts green olives on top and sticks them on with toothpicks.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{making sound effects for the olives}'' Dik, doing! Dik, sboing! <br /> <br /> ''{The sandwich is finished, Homestar lifts it up to marvel at his creation}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm! ''{walks over to Marzipan, who's taking a nap on her couch}'' Hey, stupid! I brought you this stuff! Oh, I mean, I brought you this veggie burger.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan gets up from the couch and Homestar hands her the burger.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, thanks, Homestar! ''{looks at the burger}'' Oh! He's just adorable! He's got a little face.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I thought that was great, too. The olives, um, kinda look like... he has eyes.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile? Homestar, I don't think I can eat this. He's just too cute!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not ''that'' cute.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, yes he is that cute! Aren't you that cute? Aren't you that cute?<br /> <br /> ''{The phone begins to ring, and continues during the following dialogue.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... Marzipan? Um, I think your phone... is ringing. Yeah, definitely your phone's ringing.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yes you are. Yes... you... are! Oh yes you are. Now do a little smile for me. Do a smile, that's it. That's it. Oh, I like your lettuce.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... are you gonna get that?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{answering machine}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaving a message}'' Oh, hey Marzipan. Have you seen The Cheat? Because we can't find him anywhere. Anyways, this is Strong Bad and— uh, ooh, um... ''{clears throat and starts mimicking Homestar's style of speech, poorly}'' I mean this—this is Homestar... Runner. Oh Marzipan... um... I killed Pom Pom!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the stick; Strong Bad, Pom Pom, and Strong Mad are there. Strong Bad is talking on Pom Pom's cell}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, we're—we were playing badminton in his yard... and I got mad and I killed him! ''{cut back to the answering machine}'' Oh no, I need your help... burying his body...<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad is snickering, cut back to the field}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, bring some towels... and some garbage bags... Uh... this is Homestar... <br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad closes the cell phone and tosses it to Pom Pom.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom, cell.<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom's body absorbs the cell phone}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bursts out laughing}'' Bwa ha ha ha! Oh man, that was so great! You guys shoulda heard that man! I pretended to be Homestar, and I said I killed you, Pom Pom! Like, Marzipan's gonna freak out—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEEEEEAAAAT! Huh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, The Cheat. Right, right. Pom Pom, cell again.<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom lowers his eyelids in annoyance, bubbles, and gives him the cell again. Strong Bad makes a call and Strong Sad answers.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Hello?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wiener. Is The Cheat over there? Don't you guys play Candy Land sometimes or something?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad's room.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh no. The Cheat and I play Jenga on Tuesdays. Tonight is my night to play—<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to The Stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{heard from Pom Pom's cell}'' —Caaardinal Sins.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so The Cheat is not there. Thanks. Bye. ''{hangs up and tosses the cell back to Pom Pom}'' I mean, where could he be, you know? It's like, what part of &quot;Meet us at The Stick&quot; didn't he understand? Well, I guess we should go look for him. Come on, guys.<br /> <br /> ''{They all walk off and arrive at Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is going over &quot;inventory,&quot; handwritten on a piece of paper.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{mumbling}'' &amp;mdash;see here... twenty-four... seventeen... ''{normal}'' Hey you guys! This isn't another ''{bobs his head sideways and speaks in a groovy tone}'' shake-down, is it?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, man. We're just looking for The Cheat. You seen him?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Well, let's see here. ''{goes through his inventory}'' Candy bars, popcorns, ketchup, catsup... ''{arrives at &quot;cheats... 0&quot;}'' Uh, nope! ''{raises his arms up and shrugs}'' I'm fresh outta Cheats.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's living room, using the veggie-burger as a scene change a la Batman logo in the old Batman show. She's talking to the burger, while Homestar is standing there in a daze, slowly tipping over.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while Marzipan talks}'' Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Somebody needs a name! Who needs a name? You need a name, that's who! I think I'll call you Homestar Junior. Homestar Junior! ''{Homestar falls over}'' Do a smile for me, Homestar Junior! Who's the cutest, Homestar Junior?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z's locker room, using the same veggie-burger scene change. Bubs, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom are facing the Coach.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Sorry, boys, I haven't seen The Chort. Though I have caught him sleepin' in that far locker there from time to time.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad goes up to the locker and opens it up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Lessee what we got in here. Nope, he's not here. Though I see he ''has'' been cheating on his New Year's Resolution. ''{pulls out a pack of cigarettes}'' Though I can't really blame him. You know, because he's The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad holds up a signed picture of The Cheat that he gave to Strong Mad. It's signed &quot;To Strong Mad, You are rad! —The Cheat&quot; Strong Mad starts crying.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, big guy. We'll cut to a montage. I mean, find The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a montage. Pom Pom puts up posters of The Cheat, titled &quot;Have You Seen The Cheat???? Ht: 1 ft. 2 in. Wt: 18 lbs.&quot; He then bounces off. Strong Mad walks through the Halloween area. He overturns the [[Gremlin]], revealing the Goblin underneath.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' The Cheat?<br /> <br /> ''{The Goblin starts dancing. Another logo transition is shown, this time using one of the posters Pom Pom was putting up. Then cut to Strong Sad's room. He's playing Connect Four.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, your turn.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the other side of the table, where Homsar is sitting.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' Oh no! You shanked my Jengaship!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{slight pause}'' I shanked your Jengaship? We're playing Connect Four!<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Hey you guys. Where The Cheat is at?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I don't know. It's just us two.<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{stares for a second, then responds}'' Don't you talk to me.<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs walks off. Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat? The Cheat! ''{His voice echoes as the wind howls. He groans.}'' How's it going, Tire?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Poopsmith and Coach Z near The Poopsmith's pile of [[whatsit]].}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' So you haven't seen him then? ''{The Poopsmith shakes his head and shrugs his arms}'' Okay. Though I see you still got your pile of whatsit there.<br /> <br /> ''{The Poopsmith nods.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo hoo hoo!<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z and The Poopsmith turn to look and the camera follows them, cutting to the King of Town approaching his grill with a steak.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo dee doo doo doo! Doo hoo hoo hoo!<br /> <br /> ''{He lifts the cover of the grill to find The Cheat sleeping there}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{his crown pops up in surprise}'' Oof! That little yellow thing! Wake up!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Coach Z.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{points his left arm out in alarm)'' Hey look! The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort!! ''{zooms to the rescue}'' YEEEOOOOORRRPS!<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z leaps onto the King of Town's back, clinging to his head. The impact sends the King's crown flying, and it lands on Coach Z's head, who continues to cling as the King of Town runs back and forth. Strong Mad steps into view}'' <br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' I got him, Strong Mad!<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Woo hoo! Woo hoo hoo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo hoo hoo hoo!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad cocks his fist back and brings it forward, punching the King of Town (with Coach Z still on him), and they both go flying into the wall of the King's castle. Strong Bad approaches.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hang on, everybody! The King of Town was not going to eat The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Ooh jeez! Sorry about that there, Kingy.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z and the King of Town walk up to the grill, and Pom Pom arrives from the opposite direction}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, no. That's where The Cheat ''lives''. That's his house!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Wait a minute! The Chort lives in the King of Town's grill, but you didn't think to check there before now?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Well... yeah. I mean, it's a really complicated story. It all started...<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan arrives with the veggie-burger.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Hey guys! Homestar Junior's talking now!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Who?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' He said, &quot;Put that freakin' sandwich down!&quot;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from behind Marzipan, angry}'' No, it was me!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan holds up Homestar Jr. so that it blocks Homestar's head from view, making it look like the sandwich has a body}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I know it was, sweetie!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, me! Homestar Runner! ''{waggles his body}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' You're Homestar Junior, remember?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''Will you put that freakin' sandwich down?!''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' There, he said it again! I'm so proud of you! Who's the best, Homestar Junior?<br /> <br /> ''{She continues to baby-talk Homestar Junior under Homestar's dialogue as the scene cuts to a silhouetted wide shot. The screen slowly fades to black.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody, can I get some help here? Strong Bad? ''{Strong Bad shrugs.}'' Would someone talk some sense into this woman? <br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' King, you wanna eat that sandwich? ''{music cuts out}'' Somebody eat that sandwich...<br /> <br /> ''{After a pause, fade into a commercial for &quot;The Homestar Jr.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the Homestar Junior. For a limited time only, certain children get prizes. Pay 99 cents.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *To be shanked is prison-speak for being stabbed, usually with a homemade weapon.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *This was the first big toon on the site featuring [[The Brothers Chaps]]' then-new style of animation.<br /> *The cookie jar in Marzipan's kitchen is modeled after [[Trivia Time]], Pom Pom's dog that never saw the light of day in any cartoons.<br /> *This toon marks the beginning of Strong Sad's more or less fully developed &quot;delicate&quot; voice. There were still some remnants of his &quot;tired&quot; voice in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. <br /> *Bubs' inventory reads:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;inventory&lt;br&gt;<br /> candy bars...........12&lt;br&gt;<br /> sno-cones...........8&lt;br&gt;<br /> hot dogs...........5&lt;br&gt;<br /> popcorns...........32&lt;br&gt;<br /> gum...........8&lt;br&gt;<br /> nachos...........13&lt;br&gt;<br /> ketchup...........yes&lt;br&gt;<br /> catsup...........no&lt;br&gt;<br /> cheats............0&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *This is the first time Homsar is acknowledged by a character other than Strong Bad.<br /> *This cartoon marks the debut of [[The Stick]].<br /> *The ring of Marzipan's phone is default ringin.wav file in Microsoft Windows (up to Windows XP, when it was replaced by an electronic ringing sound rather than a bell).<br /> *This is the first regular toon to feature every main character.<br /> *The announcer who says, &quot;Introducing the Homestar Junior...&quot; was [[Mike Chapman|Mike]].<br /> *The following is hidden in the code if one views the source:&lt;blockquote style=&quot;font-family: monospace&quot;&gt;&quot;A Jorb HOME VISITORS Well Done&quot; written, directed, drawn and animated by the Brothers Chaps all voices by Matt Chapman 0 1 2 3 4 Job vs. JAERB &quot;A&quot; &quot;E&quot; &quot;O&quot; JOERGHB! the businessman's job is giving the business JOB the construction worker's job is to smash things the poopsmith's job is obvious &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times ghetto blastro &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times &quot;job&quot; - 285,194 times the end&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> **This was automatically generated by Flash, which automatically puts all the text from a movie into the HTML file for the search engines. This text is from [[A Jorb Well Done]], which suggests they simply edited the HTML file for that cartoon for this one. Strangely, though, the A Jorb Well Done HTML file doesn't have this text.<br /> *This is the first appearance of The Goblin outside of a Halloween cartoon; indeed, it is his only non-Halloween appearance to date, with the possible exception of the graveyard-themed [[Main Page 7]].<br /> *According to the credits, this cartoon was co-written by [[Craig Zobel]].<br /> *Strong Bad's line &quot;We'll cut to a montage&quot; is another instance of [[Breaking The Fourth Wall|breaking the fourth wall]].<br /> *In the last scene, the King of Town's crown comes off his head near the grill, but it disappears later.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> [[Image:cheat.jpg|thumb|?taehc eht serehW]]<br /> *In the beginning, Homestar Junior's toothpicks appear from [[hammerspace|nowhere]].<br /> *The first time Strong Bad returns the cell phone to Pom Pom, the orange creases in Pom Pom's surface where the cell phone is absorbed don't completely disappear; they fade to almost nothing, but are still visible for the remainder of the shot.<br /> *When the The King of Town is walking toward his grill, a flyer for The Cheat is seen stapled to his stone castle wall.<br /> *The old pop-up menu appears on this cartoon (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only this toon, [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], the [[Strong Bad Email#Strong Bad Email Menus|Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu]], and the [[Yearbook Character Page]] seem to still have it.<br /> *Bubs's &quot;fresh outta Cheats&quot; is a rare use of The Cheat's name without an [[integral article]].<br /> *The Cheat apparently prefers &quot;[[Trophy Lights]]&quot; brand [[cigarettes]].<br /> *Marzipan apparently doesn't have any legs. This was previously revealed in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *Bubs' Stand has a different design in this toon.<br /> *The [[Wikipedia:Connect Four|Connect Four]] board seen in this cartoon is only 4-by-5. A real Connect Four board is 6-by-7.<br /> *Apparently, although The Cheat can't speak English, he can still write in it.<br /> *When Strong Mad picks up the photograph of The Cheat, tears fall out of both of his eyes at the same time, the one falling out of his left eye &lt;!-- the viewer's right --&gt; seems to steer around his mouth.<br /> *If viewed in the Flash file, a backwards &quot;Where's the Cheat?&quot; sign is seen &quot;behind the black&quot; when the King of Town is walking up to his grill. <br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Strongbadweirdeyes.PNG|thumb|Look closely...]]<br /> [[Image:3armedz.png|thumb|Coach Z has more than two probl-arms.]]<br /> *Bubs's legs are missing when he is talking with Homsar and Strong Sad.<br /> *During certain parts of the cartoon, one of Strong Bad's eyes is significantly larger than the other. This is likely an artifact from the shots where Strong Bad's head is tilted away from the camera, making one eye (correctly) appear larger than the other.<br /> *When Strong Sad and Homsar are playing Connect Four, the piece that Strong Sad puts in is not seen later.<br /> *When Homestar mentions that the olives on Homestar Junior do in fact look like eyes, his eyes are reversed from the previous shot.<br /> *The title has the phrase &quot;its called&quot; which should actually be &quot;it's called&quot;.<br /> *As Homestar is walking out of Marzipan's kitchen, his shirt changes to the old magenta color. It stays this color up to the close-up of Homestar Junior, and remains the newer bright red for the remainder of the toon.<br /> *The last frame shows that Homestar Junior is available at &quot;parcipitating&quot; locations (though this may be intentional).<br /> *After Strong Mad punches the King of Town and Coach Z towards the wall, the King's crown falls off. However, it is not there when they return to that shot.<br /> *When Coach Z and the Poopsmith turn to face The King of Town, Coach Z's first lower arm position fails to disappear when the new one appears, and even flies off of him when the camera shifts. This is easier to see when watched frame-by-frame. The goof lasts 7 frames.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *&quot;Where The Cheat is at?&quot; is a reference to &quot;[[Where My Hat Is At?]]&quot;, an old Homestar &quot;book&quot; that was &quot;Homestar's World Wide Web Debut&quot;.<br /> *Strong Bad leaving prank calls on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] is a running gag.<br /> *Coach Z thinks The King of Town is going to [[Characters Being Eaten|eat]] The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References=== <br /> *[[Wikipedia:Candy Land|Candy Land]] is a real board game.<br /> *Strong Sad and Homsar play [[Wikipedia:Connect Four|Connect Four]].<br /> *&quot;You shanked my Jengaship&quot; is a reference to the games [[Wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[Wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The music used in the montage was later used in the email [[little animal]].<br /> *Strong Bad said the title &quot;Where's The Cheat&quot; later in the email [[for kids]].<br /> **[[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]] also becomes a game on the [[Everything Else, Volume 3]] DVD.<br /> *Coach Z's pose grabbing The King of Town was used later in the email [[virus]].<br /> *The idea of Homestar killing Pom Pom was revisited in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The title card has the phrase &quot;it's called 'Where's The Cheat?'&quot; spelled correctly.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:whereis.html|watch &quot;Where's The Cheat?&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:whereis.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;Where's The Cheat?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Toons]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Talk page */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == SciGirls ==<br /> <br /> There is no way a Homestar toon that came out in 2005 can be referencing a show that wasn't created until 2010. Please stop adding this as a reference. — DeFender1031*Talk 22:15, 13 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2014-12-04T00:18:41Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Meet Marshie|made from the best stuff!]]- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> *Downhill skiing<br /> *Juggling tricks with a magic crystal ball<br /> <br /> == E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad ==<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email menu&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Did Pom Pom Die?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongbad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Did Homestar Runner actually kill Pom Pom in &quot;I Killed Pom Pom&quot;? Was it all an act?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hoping he's okay,&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Connor Fitzpatrick&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pocatello, ID&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2014-12-01T17:22:53Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Meet Marshie|made from the best stuff!]]- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> *Downhill skiing<br /> *Juggling tricks with a magic crystal ball</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Toikey_TV 2014-11-28T17:51:22Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|thanks07|Fan Costumes '07|Happy Dethemberween}}<br /> [[Image:Thanks-07.png|thumb|&quot;We can finally watch not football!&quot;]]<br /> Strong Bad flips through Thanksgiving-themed television programs.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[Saddy Dumpington]], [[Folk Tale World|Turkey Joe]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Reinforcements}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}}, {{Film|Bubs}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Folk Tale World]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, November 19, 2007<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:30<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Don't be a Jerky...<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{open with a pan down to Strong Bad and Strong Mad draped on the couch in the basement. The Cheat lies in the crisper drawer nearby. Nearly empty plates of food are scattered around them. Television noises can be heard, while the trio groans}''<br /> <br /> '''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Reg has the ball at the top of the twenty... The fifteen... The ten! Touchdown! ''{whistle blows}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{groans}'' FLUFFY PUFF CASSEROLE... ''{falls asleep and begins snoring}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to The Cheat}'' All right, The Cheat! Strong Mad's asleep! We can finally watch not football!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What do ya mean, there's nothing else good on? 'Course there is! It's Thanksgiving Day!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the TV, where the King of Town appears onscreen, standing in the Field, near a turkey fryer}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hello! I'ma King-a Town, here with an important message about Thanksgiving safety! Specifically, the dangers of not frying a turkey! Each year&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{a graph comes down, showing three bars for &quot;NOT Fried Turkey Family&quot;, &quot;Fried Turkey Family&quot;, and &quot;Pile o' Bones&quot;, with the heading &quot;1985-2002&quot;. The &quot;NOT Fried Turkey Family&quot; bar is the largest}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' &amp;mdash;thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys. ''{the graph moves out of frame}'' So please, this Thanksgiving ''{the words come up onscreen as he talks}'' don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!<br /> <br /> ''{the screen crackles, and the scene changes to Saddy Dumpington and Turkey Joe standing in the woods}''<br /> <br /> '''SADDY DUMPINGTON:''' There's nothing to worry about, Turkey Joe! Even though I'm going to gut you and rip your entrails out with my hand, ''{Turkey Joe's eyes widen}'' I'm gonna grind 'em up with some rosemary and sage and shove 'em right back up there! Isn't that great?<br /> <br /> ''{Turkey Joe starts crying. Cut with the screen fizzle to Marzipan in her kitchen, where all manner of food ingredients are laid out before her}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' All right, all you turkey liberators out there. Here's how we make Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken. ''{as she says this, a piece of paper bearing the words appears in the left corner. As she continues, the recipe appears on the paper}'' Now stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets ''{lifts one}'', inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants. ''{holds up a pair of rough pants, with a small duckie patch sewn on them}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut with screen fizzle to the Cheat Commandos in their headquarters. Aside from Gunhaver, each commando is wearing a pilgrim hat}''<br /> <br /> '''GUNHAVER:''' Well, pilgrims, it looks like all we're getting this year is another lame Thankgiving special!<br /> <br /> ''{Close up on Silent Rip, who is wearing his hat on top of his helmet}''<br /> <br /> '''SILENT RIP:''' At least we didn't get stuck with Secretary Appreciation Day!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Reynold, also wearing a pilgrim hat}''<br /> <br /> '''REYNOLD:''' I think you mean &quot;Administrative Professionals' Day&quot;!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to an office, where the Blue Laser Commander sits. A minion approaches him with a cup of coffee}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Here's your coffee, sir. ''{he leaves}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Nice gams, sweetcheeks!<br /> <br /> ''{screen fizzle cut to Bubs at his concession stand. The word &quot;ATTENTION!!&quot; flashes in big, yellow letters}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Attention, holiday shoppers! ''{cut to a calendar, with &quot;bubs friday&quot; written in for Friday the 23rd. As Bubs speaks, the date is circled, and an arrow is drawn to the day before it}'' Bubs Friday starts Thursday! <br /> <br /> ''{scene shifts to the side of his concession stand, with the heading &quot;$AVINGS $CHEDULE:&lt;!--Savings Schedule--&gt;&quot;}'' <br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Line forms at 1 AM! ''{&quot;1:00AM - Line Forms&quot; is added to the schedule}'' Doors open at 2 AM! ''{&quot;2:00AM - Doors Open&quot; is added to the schedule}'' Shoving and trampling starts promptly at 2:05, ''{&quot;2:05AM - Shovin N' Tramplin'&quot; is added}'' followed by tear gas and riot police at 2:15. ''{&quot;2:15AM - Tear Gas/Cops&quot; appears}'' <br /> <br /> ''{cut back to Bubs}'' <br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Come on, moms! You know you want to beat each other up over some stupid kids' toy! ''{Zoom in on Bubs}'' And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights! ''{holds up a VHS cassette case for &quot;Mommy Fights!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{fizzle cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, I guess you were right, The Cheat. There ''is'' nothing else good on. Oh, well. Pass me that gravy boat!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat picks up a gravy boat and hands it to Strong Bad, who opens his mouth wide and begins to lift the gravy boat to his mouth}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the front of the TV set, which has the logo for the football game on it}''<br /> <br /> '''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to the second half of the 2007 Falling Asleep On The Couch Watching Football Bowl! ''{the gravy boat comes up with the &quot;Back&quot; button, ending the toon}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Millet|Millets]] are small-seeded grains widely grown around the world for food and fodder grown in difficult production environments.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Bulgur|Bulgur]] is a cereal food made from several different wheat species, but most often from durum wheat.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Tempeh|Tempeh]] is made by a natural culturing and controlled fermentation process that binds soybean particles into a cake form.<br /> *Bean curd is another name for [[tofu]].<br /> *Bubs Friday is a spoof of [[Wikipedia:Black Friday (shopping)|Black Friday]], which falls the day after Thanksgiving and marks heavy discounts and early store opening hours, as well as the start of the Christmas shopping season. The &quot;shoving and trampeling&quot; occurs due to the sales only going from such times as 5:00am to noon and also due to a very limited amount of items on sale.<br /> *Marzipan's recipe for Faux-ducken is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Turducken|turducken]], a meal that is a deboned turkey, stuffed with a deboned duck, stuffed with a deboned chicken. Turduckens had previously been referenced and featured in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Administrative Professionals' Day|Administrative Professionals' Day]], formerly known as Secretaries' Day, is an unofficial holiday observed on the third or fourth Wednesday of April to recognize the work of secretaries and other administrative support professionals. The name was changed due to the term &quot;secretary&quot; being associated with women.<br /> *Strong Mad falling asleep refers to the myth that the [[Wikipedia:Tryptophan|tryptophan]] found in turkey makes Thanksgiving feasters sleepy, although it is more likely the heavy consumption of [[Wikipedia:Carbohydrate|carbohydrates]] or alcohol.<br /> *The King of Town's commercial regarding deep-frying turkey is a play on the real-world hazard of deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey, a process renowned for being exceedingly risky due to the potential for severe danger because it can splash scalding hot oil around and cause a large fire if not done properly.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Bubs's commercial says that Bubs Friday begins on Thursday, despite it already being Thursday.<br /> *The weeks on Bubs's calendar seem to end on Friday, rather than Saturday or Sunday.<br /> *In the Toons menu, the changing channel static is still going through the preview.<br /> *Despite the fact that Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad appear to be watching a Bowl Game, Bowl Games usually do not begin until December at earliest.<br /> *When Turkey Joe cries, he sounds exactly like the little girl from the [[Folk Tale World]] when she cries.<br /> *When Strong Bad turns to a different channel (and gets the King of Town's PSA), the TV still says it's on channel 3.<br /> *Strong Bad wants to watch not football, but in [[little questions]] he said, &quot;I love football. It's the best.&quot;<br /> *Crackotage isn't wearing a pilgrim hat in the [[Cheat Commandos]] scene.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:ToikeyGlitch.png|thumb|What do ya mean there's no good arm on?]]<br /> *When the King of Town's chart moves away, it can be seen outside the television screen for a single frame.<br /> *If you look closely the first time The Cheat is seen, the sofa is visible through the base of his arm. This is easier to see by zooming in on the Flash file.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Strong Mad mentions [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]].<br /> *Strong Bad says &quot;we can finally watch [[Not X|not football]].&quot;<br /> **The King of town also is advocating against Not Fried Turkey.<br /> *The Cheat lounges in the [[crisper drawer]].<br /> *This is another instance of [[pants]], which also have a picture of a [[duck]] on them.<br /> *Marzipan's recipe uses fake [[bacon]].<br /> *There are three [[peas]] on Strong Mad's plate.<br /> *&quot;Turkey&quot; is spelled &quot;[[&quot;Er&quot; pronounced as &quot;Oi&quot;|Toikey]]&quot; in the toon's title.<br /> *Gunhaver's mention of the Cheat Commandos being in &quot;another lame Thanksgiving special&quot; refers to [[Let Us Give TANKS!]].<br /> **Also, in mentioning &quot;another lame Thanksgiving special&quot;, Gunhaver [[fourth wall breaks|breaks the fourth wall]].<br /> *&quot;[[Reg Having the Ball|Reg has the ball]]&quot; is a reference to Emails [[autobiography]] and [[anything]].<br /> *The music during the Bubs Friday scene is from [[Senorial Day]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *There have been many fad toys that debuted at the start of Christmas shopping season that have caused shoppers to trample one another, such as [[Wikipedia:Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo]] and [[Wikipedia:Cabbage Patch Kids|Cabbage Patch Kids]].<br /> *The title of the toon likely refers to [[Wikipedia:Turkey Television|Turkey TV]], a Canadian [[Nickelodeon]] sketch comedy from the creator of ''You Can't Do That On Television''.<br /> *The National Football League plays three [[Wikipedia:Thanksgiving Classic|games on Thanksgiving Day]]. Traditionally, the Detroit Lions (since 1934) and Dallas Cowboys (since 1966) have hosted Thanksgiving Day games. The third game, added in 2006, does not have a designated host team.<br /> *If you listen closely after Strong Mad says &quot;FLUFFY PUFF CASSEROLE!&quot;, he snores like [[Wikipedia:Curly Joe DeRita|&quot;Curly Joe&quot; DeRita]] from [[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges|The Three Stooges]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The football game music would later be used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|thanks07|12917|youtube=5XfXvCIXHfo}}<br /> [[Category:Thanksgiving]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/the_facts 2014-11-27T03:30:38Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Fast Forward */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|114}}<br /> [[Image:Cubeland.PNG|thumb|&quot;I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it might work.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad tells Jess G. from OH why Strong Mad doesn't have his own cartoon.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Cubeland]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Compy 386}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, September 20, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:53<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.<br /> <br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> I was just wondering, why doesn't&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Strong Mad have his own cartoon? &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your fan,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Jess G. OH&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{He pronounces &quot;Dear Strong Bad&quot; as &quot;Dah Sto Bo&quot; and &quot;Jess G. OH&quot; as &quot;Jess... G'oh!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:<br /> <br /> ''{A grid appears on the screen and lines &quot;scan&quot; across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says &quot;Fact 1:&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Tenuous grasp of the English language&quot; appears on the screen.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' For exampl&amp;eacute;: ''{pronounced ex-AM-play}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh... What's my favorite movie?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' ''GARBLEDINA''!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the screen where it says &quot;Fact 2:&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: ''Garbledina''. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Garbledina&quot; appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and &quot;Fact 3&quot; appears.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Fact three: He's like a big square, this guy. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Like a big square&quot; appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled &quot;88 in.&quot;}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Just weird is all&quot; appears on the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Un... settling. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Unsettling&quot; appears.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud &quot;thud.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but... Cubeland&amp;mdash; <br /> <br /> ''{A &quot;Cubeland&quot; logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner. Strong Mad looks around a bit.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;mdash;is a place I just made up, so... on to fact four.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads &quot;Fact 4.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;No volume control&quot; appears on the screen.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, obsoive. <br /> <br /> ''{The Strong Mad image glances at the text.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey, biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause &lt;!-- Note: It's &quot;baby&quot; Strong Sad, not &quot;maybe.&quot; Please see discussion. --&gt; baby Strong Sad's sleeping.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! <br /> <br /> ''{He holds up his right hand, index finger, and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE! <br /> <br /> ''{He holds up his other hand in the same position.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the screen. &quot;Fact 5&quot; is on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience. <br /> <br /> ''{&quot;Directorial inexperience&quot; appears on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the email.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears and a claymation cartoon begins. A title made out of clay which says &quot;DOUG THE DiNO&quot; (the &quot;O&quot; in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder &quot;sits up&quot; and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Compy 386.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like the Tandy 400 (with the word &quot;DiSK&quot; on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container (which says &quot;disks&quot;).}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Compy 386.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--<br /> <br /> ''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{speaking quietly}'' I want my own cartoon, Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still quietly}'' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I want my own cartoon, Pom Pom.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying &quot;Sewiously&quot; all the time and acting like a moron... all the time.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{normally}'' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' &quot;That's bupkis!&quot; &lt;!--Note: This is how the word was spelled in a quote of the week--&gt;''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. &quot;That's bupkis!&quot; &lt;!--here, too--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my show! DONK!<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> [[Image:Homestar Will Be Right Back.PNG|thumb|&quot;We're coming right back after these messages!&quot;]]<br /> *Clicking on &quot;Script&quot; shows the entire script for Strong Mad's epic film, '[[Doug the Dino]]'.<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;'''''int: dinosaur - day'''''&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;go dougie!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;RAWR!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;toilet.&lt;/span&gt; (drawing of a [[toilet]])&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break bumper.<br /> :''{A screen featuring Homestar holding a Popsicle and the words &quot;We'll Be Right Back!&quot; appears}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Homestar Runner will be right right back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> :Homestar Runner will be right right back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> :Homestar Runner will be right right back!&lt;br&gt;<br /> :We're coming right back after these messages!&lt;br&gt;<br /> :We're coming right back after these messageeeees...<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> * &quot;[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bupkis Bupkis]&quot; is a Yiddish word (meaning &quot;beans&quot;) used in English to mean &quot;nothing&quot; or &quot;something worthless&quot;. Sample usage: &quot;I work here for him ten hours a day, all week, and what does he give me? Bupkis!&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[Stop Motion|claymation]] debut.<br /> *The [[Cardboard Boxes|box]] on Strong Mad's desk that says 'disks' on it also reads '[[Not X|NOT]] CAR PARTS' upside down.<br /> *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#thexder|thexder]]&quot;.<br /> *The [[font]] in which Strong Bad types the facts is [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]], the font used on the [[Tandy 400]].<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'4&quot; (2.2 m), tall and wide. However, The Cheat implied in [[i she be]] that Strong Mad is 6 feet (1.8 m) tall. Meanwhile, according to a [[HR:smsticker.html|page]] that is [[Secret Pages|no longer linked from the main site]], Strong Mad weighs 900 lbs (408 kg) and is 8'3&quot; (2.5 m) tall. Of course, Strong Mad is not actually a square; in fact, he's about 7.25% taller than he is wide. (The measurement lines shown in this email aren't even the same size.) So, based on the dimensions given, if he were 7'4&quot; (2.2 m) wide, he would be approximately 8 feet (2.4 m) tall. On the other hand, if he were 88 inches (2.2 m) tall, he would only be about 82 inches (2.1 m) wide. Finally, if he were 6 feet (1.8 m) tall, he would be a mere 5'7&quot; (1.7 m) wide.<br /> **These measurements also do not correspond with the measurements of the other characters.<br /> ** In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's weight combined is 1,000,000 pounds (453,592 kg). If Strong Bad weighs 150 pounds (68 kg), then Strong Mad weighs 999,850 pounds (453,532 kg)! This contradicts Strong Bad's quote saying that he is 900 pounds. (However, Marshmallow's Last Stand is an early cartoon and is likely no longer considered valid in regards to continuity.) <br /> *Strong Mad seems to be making &quot;Doug the Dino&quot; in the scene of him in his room, as there is a toy dinosaur and a green cylinder shaped block on his table.<br /> *Homestar Runner has claimed that &quot;That's bupkis!&quot; is his new [[catch phrase]] (to replace &quot;[[Seriously]]...&quot;), but he hasn't said it since this email debuted.<br /> *There are no English words beginning with &quot;Ehgh&quot;, what Strong Bad has started to type when Homestar interrupts him.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Glitches===<br /> *When this email was first released, if the eject button on the video recorder was clicked on during &quot;Doug the Dino&quot;, the loading screen would appear and freeze. This may be due to the VCR being copied from the &quot;[[Character Videos|Characters]]&quot; menu, in which the eject button causes [[Homsar]]'s tape to pop out. The eject button is now unclickable.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The TV set that plays &quot;Doug The Dino&quot; is the [[Telebision]] from the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]]. <br /> *[[The VCR]] (in which the display is still blinking 12:00) is the same one that appears on the &quot;Characters&quot; menu and the emails [[12:00]] and [[dangeresque 3]].<br /> *Strong Bad calls Strong Mad &quot;[[Graw Mad]]&quot;. According to the commentary for [[car]], this is what TBC's [[Little Girl|niece]] used to call Strong Mad (she also called [[Strong Sad]] &quot;Gron Sad&quot;, a name which Strong Bad used in [[car]]).<br /> *&quot;Doug The Dino&quot; could be a reference to Strong Mad's managing to say &quot;[[Douglas]]&quot; in an Easter egg for the email [[sibbie]], after Strong Bad tried to get him to say it in [[cheat talk]].<br /> *Strong Bad mentions his [[parents|mom]].<br /> *Strong Mad's [[Box Computer|computer]] has the word &quot;DiSK&quot; written on it, and the title screen for the movie reads &quot;DOUG THE DiNO&quot;, which are both instances of [[lowercase i's]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The way Strong Bad says Jess G.OH's last name is a reference to [[The Simpsons]], in which one of [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson's]] catch phrases is &quot;[[Wikipedia:D'oh!|D'oh!]]&quot;<br /> *The tune Homestar sings to in the Easter egg is the same tune as the intermission theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''.<br /> *The ''&quot;We'll Be Right Back!&quot;'' song and screen are in the style of [[Wikipedia:Saturday morning cartoon|Saturday morning cartoon]] show [[Wikipedia:Bumper (broadcasting)|bumpers]] of the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, which frequently included lead-outs and lead-ins with freeze-frames (or animations) of the characters along with quirky jingles about the show returning.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The background drum beat which is heard during the Cubeland scene would be reused in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].<br /> *Homestar's Popsicle from the Easter Egg is reused for the ice cream bars in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].<br /> *The Brothers Chaps used stop-motion animation again in [[death metal]] to animate [[Taranchula|Taranchula's]] music video.<br /> *&quot;Doug the Dino&quot; would later be mentioned in the short [[Sbemail 150?!?]].<br /> *Homestar would get [[Hremails|his own email show]] in [[email thunder]], which would be continued in [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]].<br /> *&quot;Graw Mad&quot; is later used in [[keep cool]]<br /> <br /> ==DVD Version==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' OK, guys. It's Matt, Mike, and Marzipan. And, this is the one called &quot;the facts.&quot; It's all about brother Strong Mad.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' It is about brother Strong Mad. And he is actually my favorite brother.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Really? So you like him best?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Seems you get along with Strong Sad pretty well. I didn't realize you and Strong Mad got along so well.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, don't tell Strong Sad that.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well Strong&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You're his only friend.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I know, but that's, you know, not how I feel on my end.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I remember uh, Andy Cooper. The Coopers had ''Thexder''. Uh, which is the game that's in his little floppy disk box there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's like a space ship game?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You'd&amp;mdash; You look like one of those things from Robotech, yeah. You'd be a jet and then a robot.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Which brother is this?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' That's Strong ''Mad''. The one you said was your favorite.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I made a mistake.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Oh. That's not your favorite.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Who's your favorite?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What do you think of Cubeland there? Would you like to visit that place Marzipan?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' It looks like my freezer.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Does it?!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You got some. What do you got in there? Ice cubes&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Some iridescent cubes in there?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I do.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Jello cubes?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Uh, no Jello cubes.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Look! See there? Strong Mad's making some Claymation there. Just like Mike and I used to as young boys.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Really?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Strong Mad's got some sweet wallpaper in his bedroom.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, I want that in my bedroom.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What do you think of that wallpaper up there, Marzipan?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I like wallpaper. I prefer wallpaper over paint jobs.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Really?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's much harder to put up, though.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't think you have wallpaper in your house. I think you have paint.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, guess what? I wish I had wallpaper. ''{long pause}''. Oooh, that's cool. That's on your desk, Mike. ''{referring to where Strong Mad's Claymation takes place}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this, um, so this Claymation movie is pretty much ninety percent of Claymation movies Mike and I made.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt's a&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It usually involved a toilet. A dinosaur.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Who made this?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Matt did. Matt was a very good&amp;mdash; He's an award-winning Claymation animator in nineteen eighty... eight?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Nine. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Eighty nine?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' What award did he win?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' He won some international film&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Media Festival.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' International Media Festival&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I won an award once.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What&amp;mdash; What award?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{excitedly interrupts}'' Look! Wait! That's wrong! That box is floating in front of that bag, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' The award&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Wow!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' We need to change that.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' The award&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You think that's on the website?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' It was the award for importance.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{somewhat mockingly}'' The award for importance?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Yes! It was internationally recognized.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{holding back laughter}'' As being ''important''?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that and&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What was the award itself? Was it a medal? Or a trophy?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' It was a virtual award.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{changing the subject}'' It looks like Strong Bad and Homestar are really hashing out some issues here. Sitting down and spending some quality time&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, he likes to perch on the end of desks and things. Doesn't he look cute?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He does look kinda cute like that.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voluptuously}'' I think he has a good body.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike starts to laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What? ''{scolding}'' Marzipan!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Keep that to yourself!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't wanna hear that crap!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I'm gonna get him a new pair of shoes, though.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{reacting to The Paper coming down}'' Wow, look at that. All you gotta do is say it's the end and&amp;mdash;<br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Robotech|Robotech]] was a science fiction anime series released in the United States in 1985.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{sbemailextlinks|114|884}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Sickly_Sam%27s_Big_Outing 2014-11-25T17:38:18Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|bigouting|Sloshybowl|Rotten Eggs}}<br /> [[Image:Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG|thumb|Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez]]<br /> The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam get ready for a date. In ''a'' color!<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{film|Sickly Sam}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Unnamed Characters|The Rest]], {{film|Strong Man}}, {{film|The Sneak}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, [[Dee]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' &quot;Skid Row&quot;, Someone's House, [[The Football Field]], [[Saw Mill]], The Boardwalk, Inside Sickly Sam, [[Glue Factory|The Glue Factory]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, February 11, 2008<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:47<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Listen Up Short Children!!<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Open on a shot of an old-timey radio. As the announcer talks, cartoon lightning bolts fly out of the speakers.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Listen up, short children!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a title card for &quot;Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum&quot;, with Mr. Shmallow dancing in the middle of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's the Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum! In ''a'' color!<br /> <br /> ''{A speech bubble reading &quot;A COLOR!&quot; in pink appears, pointing to Mr. Shmallow. Iris wipe to a title shot of each character as the announcer introduces them.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Featuring The Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' His best gal, Marzipan!<br /> <br /> '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!<br /> <br /> '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{gasps}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!<br /> <br /> '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{boos}''<br /> <br /> ''{The last title shot features a robot, an alien, and an eel-like creature.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest!<br /> <br /> '''AUDIENCE:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Today's shenanigans: Sickly Sam's Big Outing!<br /> <br /> ''{Title card for the toon features Sickly Sam chasing three pink-colored hearts, with the text &quot;Sickly Sam's Big Outing&quot; and &quot;Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez&quot;. Open on The Homestar Runner and Marzipan walking down an empty street. The windows and doors of the houses they pass are broken and boarded up, and there are many cracks in the walls and the road.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid row.<br /> <br /> ''{They keep walking, and come upon a large box labelled &quot;SOME HAMS&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid ro&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing.<br /> <br /> ''{Sickly Sam exits the box.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Up and at 'em.<br /> <br /> ''{Sickly Sam coughs twice, making dust clouds with the words &quot;AS-&quot; and then &quot;ASBESTOS&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' You need some dentifrice!<br /> <br /> ''{Behind Homestar and Marzipan is a garbage can with eyeholes. Cartoony eyes stick out of these holes as Homestar says the next line.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you're s'pose go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on the can with foreboding music, then cut to inside the can, where Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak are present.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh? The only date he has is with the glue factory! ''{musical sting}'' Which I will sell him to! ''{musical sting}'' For money! ''{musical sting}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to a room with The Homestar Runner and Sickly Sam inside}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First we gotta do something about that old 'tatoe sack.<br /> <br /> ''{The door is knocked}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, the doorbe&amp;mdash;''{the scene quickly cuts to the same spot; however, The Homestar Runner's entire body is turned towards the door}'' There's a knock at the door.<br /> <br /> ''{The Homestar Runner opens the door. The Sneak is on the other side, holding up a telegram.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE SNEAK:''' Whaaaaaaaaa telegraaam!<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Sneak. Boot!<br /> <br /> ''{The Homestar Runner boots The Sneak off into the distance}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This Honest Telegram says to meet your hot date down at the Boardwalk.<br /> <br /> ''{The telegram is displayed in The Homestar Runner's hands.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;HONEST TELEGRAM&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Dearest Dead Kid (stop)&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Please meet for good times (stop)&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;at the Boardwalk. (stop)&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;-Hottessa Date&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' Am I gonna make romance?<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{placing a bow tie on Sickly Sam}'' Now let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses.<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' I do believe you've spic'd my span.<br /> <br /> ''{The bow tie turns into a vampire bat and flies away with a Dracula-esque &quot;bleh&quot;. Sickly Sam is now in a room with Marzipan, and the &quot;Do a Dance&quot; music is playing.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Come on, Jackson! Cut yourself a slice of rug! Let's turn those skeleton knees into bees' knees!<br /> <br /> ''{Sickly Sam starts doing the Charleston. After a short time his legs fall off, but he keeps dancing for a few seconds until his body falls to the ground. Sickly Sam is now on the football field with The Homestar Runner and Fort Wayne Locomotive.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk? Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion.<br /> <br /> '''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way, like you're facin' the defense of the ''{holding flag}'' Sheboygan Booteaters! Dames is trouble! ''{spelling}'' T-R-U-double-E-Bubble! ''{the letters appear at the bottom of the screen as he says them}'' Hut one, hut two, and a hike!<br /> <br /> ''{Fort Wayne Locomotive hands a football to Sickly Sam and runs away, shouting gibberish. The football deflates in Sickly Sam's hands, and The Homestar Runner begins to walk away. Sickly Sam and The Homestar Runner are now in front of Bubs's cart, labeled &quot;The Depot on Wheels!&quot;, with a handwritten sign reading &quot;Fowlers 8bits/doz.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're almost ready, Sickly Sam. Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal... ''{The Homestar Runner's body begins to spin and his legs twist, pushing him upward. The camera cuts to a wider view as he keeps going up and off the panel, and he then abruptly snaps back down to the ground.}'' ...bouquet.<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Take a whiff. <br /> <br /> ''{He holds the bouquet in front of Sickly Sam. He takes a whiff, causing the flowers to combust into flames and set the rest of the flowers on fire. The entire film catches fire and burns away from the screen. The soundtrack cuts out abruptly, and after a couple of seconds of white screen, the scene cuts to Strong Bad laughing evilly as The Homestar Runner and Marzipan, tied up, slowly move along a conveyor belt toward a giant spinning sawblade. The scene then disappears and we see Sickly Sam, wearing a little hat with a flower on it, holding a box of 'Chockle,' standing on a wooden boardwalk, with a Coney-Island-style amusement park on a pier in the sunset in the background. Two very fake-looking birds 'fly' by, one from the left and one from the right, hanging from wires.}''<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' I'm havin' a time.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to another section of the boardwalk, with Strong Bad, Strong Man, and the Sneak.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys! Remember the plan! Step One: give him the business!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Man flexes his muscles and the Sneak's nose wiggles sneakily.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Step Two: cocktails in the parlor! We shan't get foiled again!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Man exits stage left, jumping out of the side of the frame and into the frame with Sickly Sam. He crashes through the wooden boards, leaving a jagged hole, from which three board-mounted 'shark fins' roil and dance greedily, as if invisible wooden sharks were feeding on him.}''<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' What a pleasant hole.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam, who looks into the hole.}''<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' I can't say 'nough good things about this hole.<br /> <br /> ''{Camera moves to boardwalk railing, along which the Sneak is sneaking, with a [[Big Knife]] held in his twirly tail. He poises his tail to strike like a scorpion, but is attacked by four wire-hung seagulls which caw and screech as they 'attack' him. They carry him into the distant background and drop him into the water. Cut to Strong Bad, who jumps into the frame from stage right and threatens Sickly Sam with a revolver as he speaks.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses, you bone-legged boob! I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola! So as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack!<br /> <br /> ''{Sickly Sam reaches out an improbably long right arm, opens his mouth, and, seizing Strong Bad by the head, slowly swallows him feet first. Strong Bad flings his pistol into the water in surprise.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten! What a tragedy! I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad is mustache-deep in Sickly Sam's mouth by now}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam}''<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{gulps}'' This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life!<br /> <br /> ''{Circle wipe from black screen to interior of Sickly Sam's torso. More dramatic organ music plays. There is a barrel, a shovel, a jug marked 'XXX,' and a Parcheesi board with a few tokens on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! All they've got in here is Parcheesi! Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger, or Polynesian Roulette? What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways?<br /> <br /> ''{Fade out on Strong Bad shaking his fist in frustration. Organ music plays. Fade in on a smiling Sickly Sam standing in front of a glue factory. His left arm hugs a skinny, bony swaybacked horse with two enormous buck teeth, scraggly hair and a few strands of hair where a tail should be, wearing Far-Side-style ladies' glasses and a nametag labeled &quot;Dee&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''SICKLY SAM:''' I've finally found the love of a lifetime.<br /> <br /> ''{A big, beating pink heart appears over Dee's head. She leans into Sickly Sam's tender embrace as we circle-wipe to black. Only the heart is left above the words 'The End.' The organ music plays a final tune as the heart falls onto the lettering. The controls 'back?' and 'again?' appear.}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *[[Wikipedia: Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] was a type of variety theater popular in the early 20th century, featuring comedians, musicians, and assorted other acts.<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Skid row|skid row]] is a run-down or dilapidated urban area with a large population of impoverished abusers of alcohol and often other drugs.<br /> *The Fort Wayne Locomotive refers to Sickly Sam as &quot;[[Wikipedia:Sickle-cell disease|Sickle Cell]]&quot;, a group of genetic disorders that cause the red blood cells to take on a sickle-shape.<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Dentifrice|dentifrice]] is a means of maintaining oral hygiene, such as toothpaste or mouthwash.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Asbestos|Asbestos]] is a mineral compound that was used to make things like roofing, fireproofing and gaskets. After discovering asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses, they have been banned from many countries since the mid-1980s. In the early 20th century, theater curtains often had &quot;ASBESTOS&quot; written on them, to show they were fireproof.<br /> * [[Wikipedia: Sheboygan, Wisconsin|Sheboygan]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]]. There is also a [[Wikipedia: Cheboygan, Michigan|Cheboygan]], [[Wikipedia: Michigan|Michigan]]. The city of Cheboygan is the county seat of Cheboygan County. <br /> *Dressed to the five and three-quarters is a toned-down version of [[Wiktionary:dressed to the nines|dressed to the nines]]. The phrase refers to someone who is sharply dressed.<br /> *Selling Sickly Sam to the glue factory refers to the practice of using animal connective tissue and bones to make [[Wikipedia:Animal glue|animal glue]]. The animal in question is usually a [[horse]].<br /> *Early 20th century films would be partially colorized in some parts of certain scenes for emphasis. This colorization would have to be done after the film was already made.<br /> *&quot;[[Wikipedia:Two_bits|8 bits]]&quot; is slang expression for &quot;one dollar&quot;.<br /> *To &quot;[http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/cut+a+rug.html cut a rug]&quot; is a slang expression meaning &quot;to dance&quot;.<br /> *&quot;[[wiktionary:bee's knees|The bee's knees]]&quot; is a slang expression used to denote something outstanding or excellent.<br /> *[[wikipedia:Parcheesi|Parcheesi]] is a game played with two dice, and the goal is to move each of the pawns to the center space.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon since 2004's [[That A Ghost]].<br /> *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to include a color.<br /> *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to not include [[Fat Dudley]] in the storyline.<br /> *This is the first cartoon in which [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] says anything.<br /> **This is the first time the Fort Wayne Locomotive is made an official Old-Timey character, having previously been a background character. It is also the first time his name is officially used in a cartoon. The only other time he had been referred to by that name was in the commentary for [[Ballad of the Sneak]].<br /> *This cartoon reveals that [[The Sneak]] can indeed talk, or at least sing.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *In the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s preview of the toon, the bouquets are completely black and white, whilst in the toon, they are partially pink.<br /> *&quot;Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez&quot; sounds similar to &quot;based on the comedic stylings of [[Lil' Strong Bad]]&quot; from [[theme song]] and [[stand up]].<br /> *As The Homestar Runner gets the telegram it says &quot;SUPER MODERN TELEGRAM,&quot; but as he reads it it says &quot;HONEST TELEGRAM.&quot;<br /> *The first color films appeared in the late 1920s, but experimental color films (which this resembles) with only part of the scene colorized or tinted, were done as early as the first decade of the 20th century.<br /> *Fort Wayne Locomotive pulls the Sheboygan Booteaters flag out of [[hammerspace]].<br /> *In the Honest Telegram, the word (STOP) is placed at the end of each line. This is syntactically incorrect, for (STOP) was used to indicate a period in telegrams (since punctuation marks cost extra), causing each line to be a sentence in itself. Also, the period in the last line makes the (STOP) redundant.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When Old Timey Strong Bad jumps in on the boardwalk, Sickly Sam's hat and [[chocolate]] disappear.<br /> *Old-Timey Strong Bad's outline is visible on Sickly Sam and on the boardwalk when he is being eaten.<br /> **Plus, in the close-up of the being eaten, his shoe lines are visible through his other shoe.<br /> *During the scene in the Saw Mill, a little part of Marzipan's eye vanishes on alternate frames.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> * This toon includes an instance of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Sneak]].<br /> * At one point, The Sneak holds a [[Big Knife]].<br /> * Old-Timey Strong Bad's pistol, last seen in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], is another instance of [[guns]].<br /> * &quot;The Homestar Runner Progrum&quot; is another instance of a [[progrum]].<br /> * Old-Timey Strong Bad is named at his introduction as a &quot;thousandaire&quot;, a reference to [[suntan]].<br /> * The toon is based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]].<br /> * Sickly Sam does the same dance he did in [[Ballad of the Sneak]], the [[Wikipedia: Charleston (dance)| Charleston]].<br /> * Sickly Sam is seen in a [[cardboard box]].<br /> * Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak and the Strong Man hide in a garbage can with [[bike thief|cartoon eyeholes]].<br /> * Sickly Sam eating Strong Bad is another instance of [[characters being eaten]].<br /> * The flower cart is called a &quot;Depot on Wheels&quot; because Old-Timey Bubs was previously seen staffing the [[Parsnip Depot]] in Parsnips A-Plenty.<br /> * Fort Wayne Locomotive gives advice about women and relationships, as does his modern counterpart, [[Coach Z]], in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].<br /> * The show being in &quot;a color!&quot; is an example of using the [[singular instead of plural]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> * &quot;C'mon Jackson, cut yourself a slice of rug!&quot; is a quote from the 1945 [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon [[Wikipedia:Hare Tonic|Hare Tonic]] with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.<br /> *The note on the side of the Honest Telegram &quot;X-11ish&quot; a reference to [[wikipedia:X_Window_System|X-11 Window System]]. The telegram also contains an ambiguous [[wikipedia:Truth_table|Truth Table]].<br /> *The sound and side-to-side movements of The Fort Wayne Locomotive are identical to those of the player in the handheld game [http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Tiger/ElectronicFootball.htm Tiger Electronic Football].<br /> * &quot;And The Rest&quot; at the end of the introduction of characters is a reference to the theme of the first season of [[wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Spic and Span|Spic and Span]] is a cleaning product marketed by [[Wikipedia:Procter &amp; Gamble|Procter &amp; Gamble]] from 1945 to 2001. The name was derived from a phrase meaning &quot;extremely clean&quot;.<br /> *The line &quot;I've finally found the love of a lifetime&quot; is taken from the 1991 song [[Wikipedia:Love_of_a_Lifetime|&quot;Love of A Lifetime&quot;]] by American rock band [[Wikipedia:Firehouse_(band)|FireHouse]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[[HR:bigouting.html|watch &quot;Sickly Sam's Big Outing&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:bigouting.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;Sickly Sam's Big Outing&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:13557|forum thread re: Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Old-Timey]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Explanations */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|133}}<br /> [[File:Strong Bad Email 133.png|thumb|&quot;Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad tells us his &quot;bottom 10.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Horrible Painting]], {{Film|Marshie}}, [[Nibbles]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shut up, Lady|Lady]], [[Limozeen]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, July 11, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running time:''' 4:59<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' This email is making fun of you.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Bottom 10&lt;/div&gt;<br /> To Weak Bad&lt;br&gt;<br /> What is your bottom 10?<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> From someone stronger than you&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos. They mistyped this...<br /> <br /> ''{He changes &quot;Weak Bad&quot; to &quot;Strong Bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They forgot this...<br /> <br /> ''{He adds &quot;the Good Dancer&quot; after &quot;Strong Bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They got this wrong...<br /> <br /> ''{He changes &quot;Someone stronger than you&quot; to &quot;Someone that is ''a girl''&quot; with the phrase &quot;a girl&quot; italicized and in pink.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, there we go! ''{typing}'' Oh, Simone! You seem like a ''{in pink}'' ''really'' nice girl, so I'll answer your question ''{in pink}'' ''relatively'' free of charge. &quot;Strong Bad's Bottom 10&quot; is as follows:<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. The &quot;Strong Bad's Bottom 10&quot; Logo flies in from the top of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Number Ten is easy. Dry T-Shirt Contests.<br /> <br /> ''{A Dry T-Shirt contest flyer for J. Stumblers Bar and Sometimes Grill flies in from the top.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You'll never find a more degrading contest or a larger waste of not water.<br /> <br /> ''{The flyer flies away.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping in at Numba Nine is that horrible painting that's been in Strong Mad's closet since we were little. <br /> <br /> ''{Dramatic music starts playing, and we cut to the door of Strong Mad's closet. Strong Bad is there, sliding the door open slowly.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{menacing, under its breath}'' Come on in heeeeere.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad screams and slams the door. He begins flailing around, uttering &quot;jibblie&quot; over and over, almost incoherently. Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy Slot number Eleven ''{numbers ten and nine shift up to show'' &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;11. The Jibblies &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Not in bottom 10 ''in gray}'' on my Bottom 10. ''{Number eleven slides out of frame. Ten and nine return to their former positions.}'' Numboo Eight is the one you should ''all'' pay close attention to: Emails with more than one &quot;Fwd:&quot; or &quot;Re:&quot; ''{pronounces &quot;fwd&quot; and &quot;re&quot; as written}'' in the Subject line.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad is preparing to answer an email.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Back out of my way, so I can check some email.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad presses enter, and the email appears. However, the subject line fills up the screen, consisting entirely of &quot;Fwd:&quot; and &quot;Re:&quot;. The subject line continues scrolling while Strong Bad talks.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great. Let me guess: ''{in a mocking voice}'' &quot;It's true! You saw it on the news!&quot; Or, &quot;Hey, sounds crazy, but thought it was worth a shot!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, a shot in the face, maybe. Now, Seven is something that's been going on for ''way'' too long. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.<br /> <br /> ''{An ad for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' Yowza! Guess who birfday&lt;!-- Yes, it's birfday. Listen closer if you think it's not. --&gt; it is! ''{a question mark appears}'' Mine!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights suddenly go out, and Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. A miniature Marshie walks onto the screen, with Homsar's movement noise.}''<br /> <br /> '''NIBBLES:''' ''{Marshie appears to be getting mad during the time Nibbles is saying this}'' Sorry, Marshie, but it's ''my'' birfday. I'm one years old. My name's Nibbles, for new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows bite-si&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{cutting Off Nibbles}'' All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies ''{a baby emerges from a mountain of Nibblers, and then ducks back down}'', and scalding hot chocolate ''{pull back to reveal the marshmallows atop a cup of hot chocolate, which catches on fire}''. No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!<br /> <br /> ''{A mouth is shown straining at a full-size marshmallow. The caption reads &quot;You Got Mouth Strain?&quot; with a red circle and line &quot;no&quot; symbol drawn through it. The symbol rolls away as the marshmallow changes to a Nibbler. The mouth smiles and the caption reads &quot;Heck No!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''NIBBLES:''' I make good earplugs, too.<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' ''{Flies onto the screen and knocks Nibbles away.}'' Get out of here, you little runt! ''{Marshie winces again, causing the electrical shock noise to return. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And-a Numba Six-a: the Foul Stench of Wet The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field. The Cheat is standing there, soaked and shivering. Next to him, is a ladder, a cup, and a sign that says &quot;HIGH DIVES &amp;ndash; 5 bucks.&quot; Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And number Five, um... not... ''{music stops}'' pigeons. ''{a pigeon starts cooing}'' They eat breadcrumbs. Take craps on people. Funny stuff. NUMBER FOUR! ''{music plays again}'' There was this one time where I had to hug a tree.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Strong Bad and Homestar are there, and Strong Bad is hugging a tree.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keeeep ooon huggin' it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' How did you get me to do this in the first place?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hug it! Hug it!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And why do I continue to do it?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even like this tree that much.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, now we're getting to the good ones. Number Three is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names. You know, like, Chocolardiac Arrest. ''{a picture of Chocolardiac Arrest appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' Oh, that looks ''sinful.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or... THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU. ''{a picture of said brownie appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' Oh, this is so ''rich.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or, quite possible the least appetizing name of all time... Chocozuma's Revenge! ''{a picture of Chocozuma's Revenge appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' This is all fat-free, right?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{the pictures slide off the top of the screen}'' Slumming in at Number Two are songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics. As evidenced in Limozeen's bizarrely titled &quot;Feed The Childrens.&quot; ''{the album art of &quot;Feed The Childrens&quot; appears}''<br /> <br /> &lt;div id=&quot;Feed_The_Childrens&quot;&gt;<br /> '''LIMOZEEN SOLO:''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo! &lt;sup&gt;&lt;small&gt;[[#Footnote|[1]]]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!<br /> <br /> '''LIMOZEEN:''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{A record scratches, the song stops, and the album art slides off the screen}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, what were they thinking? More like, &quot;We need to feed our children, so we made this terrible song.&quot; And, the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is Th&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad. ''{camera zooms out to a two-shot of Homestar and Strong Bad}'' What about my bottom&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Nobody wants to hear ''your'' bottom 10, Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no. Not my Bottom 10. My bottom! You know, ''{turns around and starts doing a buttdance, singing}'' buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar stops and turns around again, looking on in confusion as Strong Bad begins to make vomiting noises. Cut to the Lappy, which has the Bottom 10 displayed, where Strong Bad then vomits onto his keyboard, off camera.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh. Ugh. ''{weakly}'' And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... Th ''{typing}'' cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. ''{clears the screen}'' Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After about fourteen seconds, the cursor reappears and Strong Bad continues:}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{weakly}'' No, there's no Easter eggs. I... I'm not up to it. Go away.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Footnote=== <br /> # This line, and the ones like it, may be &quot;Hey, hey! Doot doo!&quot;<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad's Bottom 10===<br /> *The bottom 10 as typed on the Lappy:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> 1. Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 2. Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;as legit lyrics&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 3. Giving chocloate &lt;!--sic--&gt; desserts dangerous names&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 4. There was this one time I had to hug a tree&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 5. Um...not pigeons&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 6. Foul stench of wet The Cheat&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 8. Emails with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 9. That horrible painting in Strong Mad's closet&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 10. Dry t-shirt contests&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *An email forwarded because it was &quot;on the news&quot; or &quot;worth a shot&quot; is a reference to a myriad of urban legends, or chain letters, in particular the [[Snopes:inboxer/nothing/billgate.asp|something-for-nothing forward hoax]].<br /> *&quot;Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food&quot; include such items as Ritz [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/ritzbits/ Bits], M&amp;M's [http://www.mms.com/us/about/products/mmsminis/ Minis], Hershey's Bites, and M&amp;M/Mars' Pop'ables.<br /> * Real life &quot;songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics&quot; include &quot;[http://www.songfacts.com/detail.lasso?id=713 Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye]&quot; by [[Wikipedia:Steam (band)|Steam]], &quot;[[Wikipedia:Hey Jude|Hey Jude]]&quot; by [[The Beatles]], and &quot;[[Wikipedia:Dee Doo Doo Doo Dee Da Da Da|Dee Doo Doo Doo Dee Da Da Da]]&quot; by [[Wikipedia:The Police (band)|The Police]].&lt;!--we could have a hundred examples here; please keep it to these three--&gt;<br /> *Limozeen's song is likely a reference on the recent [[Wikipedia:Live 8|Live 8]] or older [[Wikipedia:Live Aid|Live Aid]] concerts/albums. The title &quot;Feed the Childrens&quot; is also similar to the &quot;Feed the Children&quot; songs played at these events.<br /> *Chocolate desserts with dangerous names include desserts like [http://www.apricot.com/Food/DeathByChocolate.html Death by Chocolate], [http://www.aswaseattle.com/images/DA_ChocolateSuicide.jpg Chocolate Suicide], and [http://www.recipesource.com/desserts/chocolate/01/rec0144.html Chocolate Avalanche]. &lt;!--we could have a hundred examples here; please keep it to these three--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *When viewing the Flash file, the sign on Strong Mad's closet reads &quot;STRONG MAD RD.&quot;<br /> *This is the first email without any clickable Easter eggs since Email #39, [[property of ones]].<br /> *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#wraith|wraith]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *One of the two brownies pictured in Chocozuma's Revenge is [[Food Still In Peel or Package|still inside its wrapper]]. The [[pudding]] on top is also still in its container.<br /> *Strong Bad possibly makes a grammatical error when he writes &quot;la la's, na na's, and doot do's:&quot; the use of apostrophes makes these words possessive, not plural, unless their coherence is threatened by the apostrophes' absence. <br /> *Strong Bad tried to pass off nonsense words as legit lyrics in [[secret recipes]], [[local news]], [[action figure]], [[stupid stuff]], [[monument]], and [[colonization]] (Easter egg).<br /> *Strong Bad can type with puke on his keyboard.<br /> *Strong Bad refers to email with more than one &quot;Fwd:&quot; or &quot;Re:&quot; in the subject line. While this was once a common annoyance, many modern email clients and web email services are sophisticated enough to not prepend these to the subject line if already there.<br /> *Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by telling the audience that there are no Easter eggs.<br /> *Strong Bad's opening song, &quot;This email is making fun of you...&quot;, is rather ironic considering the subsequent email is making fun of Strong Bad.<br /> *After puking, Strong Bad says that he sees a &quot;Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.&quot; However, in the earlier commercial, the small Fluffy Puffs were named Fluffy Puff Nibblers.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When you click on the Lappy's screen, no ripples come up.<br /> *When you see Strong Bad's list on his normal computer screen in the background, &quot;chocolate&quot; is incorrectly spelled as &quot;chocloate&quot;.<br /> &lt;!-- Although it's hard to see, Strong Bad's reflection DOES move in the fwd: and re: section. See talk page. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *At the end of the email, the cursor disappears after Strong Bad has typed &quot;I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.&quot; It reappears a few seconds before Strong Bad claims there are no Easter eggs.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The Marshie commercial pausing at the end is similar to the [[Character Videos|character videos&lt;!--this link is different from the one below--&gt;]].<br /> *The mouth in the marshmallow eating diagram is adapted from [[english paper]] with the battery changed to a marshmallow.<br /> *Homestar's [[buttdance]] is from his [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|character video&lt;!--this link is different from the one above--&gt;]].<br /> *Strong Bad also got the [[jibblies]] in [[your friends]] and [[date]], although not as severely.<br /> *Strong Bad also asked for $7.50 in [[radio]].<br /> *This is another occurence of [[puking]] on the site.<br /> *The three chocolate desserts are examples of [[concoctions]].<br /> *All three desserts are examples of [[Real-Live Foods|live action foods]].<br /> *Strong Bad has [[Not X|not pigeons]] on his bottom 10.<br /> &lt;!-- &quot;Bring some paper towels&quot; has been deemed a non-reference on STUFF. Please do not add it. --&gt;<br /> &lt;!-- No tree hugging references. Both went through STUFF and were declined. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Chocolardiac Arrest is a reference to [[Wikipedia:cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]], the cessation of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the ventricles of the heart to contract effectively. <br /> *Chocozuma's Revenge is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Montezuma's Revenge|Montezuma's Revenge]], used today to describe travelers' illness, usually gastrointestinal. It was first coined during the Spanish slaughter of the [[Wikipedia:Aztec|Aztecs]] in 1519&amp;ndash;1520 by [[Wikipedia:Hernan Cortez|Hernán Cortés]]. The debilitating diarrhea that the conquistadors' troops suffered in the jungles of today's [[Wikipedia:Mexico|Mexico]] was attributed to the spirit of the deposed Aztec ruler, [[Wikipedia:Moctezuma II|Moctezuma II]].<br /> **Chocolardiac and Chocozuma are both [[portmanteaus]].<br /> *The Bottom Ten list is presented in the same manner as the [[Wikipedia:Top Ten list (David Letterman)|Top Ten list]] on ''[[Wikipedia:The Late Show with David Letterman|The Late Show with David Letterman]]''.<br /> **The [[Podstar Runner]] summary for the email is a reference to the way Letterman introduces his Top Ten list. [[Wikipedia:Scottsdale, Arizona|Scottsdale, Arizona]] (misspelled with just one &quot;t&quot; in the summary) has, at one point, been an actual &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cities that have been David Letterman's Home Office|home office]]&quot; of the list.<br /> *The scene showing The Cheat wet and shivering insinuates that he dove into the glass of water from the ladder. This is most likely a reference to several older cartoons (such as [[Wikipedia:Looney Tunes|Looney Tunes]]) where a character did the same thing.<br /> *On Limozeen's album cover, the F on &quot;Feed the Children&quot; is the same F used by Fender, a company that manufactures guitars.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The Horrible Painting would reappear in [[More Fan Costumes]] (in pumpkin form), and as the major antagonist in [[Jibblies 2]]. He also made appearances in [[Baddest of the Bands]] and [[8-Bit is Enough]].<br /> *The Cheat is wet again in [[DNA Evidence]].<br /> *Strong Bad himself would later sing a song with &quot;Na Nas&quot; as 'legit lyrics' in a song about the [[the S is for Sucks Dragon|S is for Sucks Dragon]] in [[Trogday 08]].<br /> *The lady who says that a &quot;Chocolardiac Arrest&quot; is &quot;sinful&quot; would reappear in several other emails, and receive the same response of &quot;[[Shut Up, Lady]]&quot; each time.<br /> *Homestar first addresses the camera and later refers to Strong Bad as &quot;Simone&quot; in [[April Fools 2014]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]] and [[Karen Wagner]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We are joined by our sister, Karen Wagner, ''{pronounced in the German manner, with a V}'' famed, uh, composer. Karen Wagner.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Also known as The Sister Chap who takes care everything at the Homestar Store.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's true.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Thanks, Karen. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, thanks, Karen.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' You're welcome. And I've been bugging you guys forever to let me do the commentary for Bottom 10.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' So, now's your chance. Make it count. Karen, go!<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, I gotta tell you that I like this email. It's my favorite email&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' That's awesome, Karen! All right, Matt, so&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Because&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;what do you think about this email?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''Because it's so rich'' and that, that becomes a joke later on.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{as Strong Bad}'' Shut up, lady.<br /> <br /> ''{laughter}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You made, uh, there was an old-timey mustache guy that was the, uh, mascot for J. Stumblers originally, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, really?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I think so. He was kinda like stumbling.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. Okay, right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' The old-timey guy was like whooooa...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Where is he?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I dunno. You just drew a picture. You probably got it somewhere.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' I love that monster. Especially&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' That was based on a, um, painting that, uh, my friend Jason Fields had in college that his mom did that he had on the wall of this weird creepy goblin. <br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well and the thing that it says is the, uh, another, yet another thing we owe my friend Neil thousands of dollars for because it's idea number twenty-two that came from Neil. Uh, was&amp;mdash; It's the voice of a rocoulm, which is a crook or a criminal and he's a creepy guy that hides in an alley and when you walk by, he says &quot;Come on in here...&quot;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And then you go in there and he mugs you or something.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, that is one of the things to contribute to&amp;mdash; attribute to Neil.<br /> <br /> ''{Marshie comes on}''<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Yep, here's another reason why it's ''so rich'' is because it has a little commercial here with um, Marshie and, uh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT and MIKE:''' Nibbles.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Nibbles.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Nibbles I made years ago and it was sitting around not being used for anything for a couple years.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think it got&amp;mdash; They reached new lows when M&amp;Ms, when there's a mini-M&amp;M. M&amp;Ms are very small.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' To begin with.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Or like Oreo minis. Or like, Ritz Bits, I feel like were one of the first things. It was just like, but it's a cracker! It's like one and a half inches around, like it's this tiny thing that&amp;mdash; If you can't eat that in a bite, then something is wrong with you.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Too much mouth strain.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. If you are supposed to eat, uh, you know, pieces of sushi that are five times the size of a Ritz Bit in one bite...<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Then you can certainly eat a whole Ritz in one bite.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Exactly.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay. All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Was that you doing that pigeon voice?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' You guys gotta shut up because I've got to tell you a story about this. You know Little Girl and I have incorporated this little bit into our daily lives. You do, you add any verb at all. &quot;Keep on doing it. Do it! Do it down!&quot; ''{laughs}'' And Chris hates it.<br /> <br /> ''{all laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, here's another thing I gotta tell you guys about. Because this is ''{pause}'' what everybody has to say when there is a rich dessert in front you. You have to say, &quot;Oh, this is rich.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Usually, a cheesecake.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Right.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This was really fun to make, though. We went over to our&amp;mdash; to Ryan's house, actually one night. We just went to the store and bought like 20 dollars worth of chocolate stuff&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh huh.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;and started piling it on. And then, it was actually really good. We ate it afterwards.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Afterwards, we all ate it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It was really good. And&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And here's another rich part of this. It's got an appearance by Limozeen.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's true. It's kind of a best, a best of.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And, you know, you got the, um, necessary little a cappella part there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The breakdown. It just gets the whole crowd, you know.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Clapping at the same time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' The lights are like flashing along.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' The lights flash.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, here's another reason&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I forgot what it is. Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And the fact that there is another appearance of the Buttdance, you know, she just loves it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's like &quot;Let's twist again, like we did last summer.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's a sequel to a song.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Like the rhythm's down your pants.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's a lot of, uh, gross, um, vomit-related jokes on our website.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Really?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I feel like there are. We should probably curb that.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's&amp;mdash; I don't think they're gross. You don't even see it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's true. We always&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' What other one are you talking about?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's, uh, the Stoops and Gusso logo, one of them is just throwing up.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' One them&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' One them has an arrow through their head and one of them is puking. That's what the morning crew is all about.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Oh, and now the one with, uh, Strong Bad says he's&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's over.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay. ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's when&amp;mdash; When, the paper comes down, you always gotta end it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No wait. Wait! <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, is this&amp;mdash; Is it still going?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Oh, right, no Easter eggs. He's too, he's not up to it. He's not up to it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hurry up, say what you're gonna say!<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay! Oh, I forget.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Good job.<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *&quot;Come on twist again, like we did last summer&quot; is a quote from &quot;Let's Twist Again&quot; by [[Wikipedia: Chubby Checker|Chubby Checker]].<br /> *[[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning &quot;CRUDE&quot; Crew|Stoops and Gusso]] were referenced in [[radio]].<br /> *The way that the Brothers Chaps pronounced Karen Wagner's last name with a V and compared her to a composer is a reference to famed composer [[Wikipedia:Richard Wagner|Richard Wagner]].<br /> *[[Little Girl]] and [[Ryan Sterritt]] are mentioned.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{sbemailextlinks|133|4203|youtube=NX03enzrSJ4}}<br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:Advertisements]]<br /> [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Explanations */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|133}}<br /> [[File:Strong Bad Email 133.png|thumb|&quot;Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad tells us his &quot;bottom 10.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Horrible Painting]], {{Film|Marshie}}, [[Nibbles]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shut up, Lady|Lady]], [[Limozeen]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, July 11, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running time:''' 4:59<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' This email is making fun of you.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Bottom 10&lt;/div&gt;<br /> To Weak Bad&lt;br&gt;<br /> What is your bottom 10?<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> From someone stronger than you&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos. They mistyped this...<br /> <br /> ''{He changes &quot;Weak Bad&quot; to &quot;Strong Bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They forgot this...<br /> <br /> ''{He adds &quot;the Good Dancer&quot; after &quot;Strong Bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They got this wrong...<br /> <br /> ''{He changes &quot;Someone stronger than you&quot; to &quot;Someone that is ''a girl''&quot; with the phrase &quot;a girl&quot; italicized and in pink.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, there we go! ''{typing}'' Oh, Simone! You seem like a ''{in pink}'' ''really'' nice girl, so I'll answer your question ''{in pink}'' ''relatively'' free of charge. &quot;Strong Bad's Bottom 10&quot; is as follows:<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. The &quot;Strong Bad's Bottom 10&quot; Logo flies in from the top of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Number Ten is easy. Dry T-Shirt Contests.<br /> <br /> ''{A Dry T-Shirt contest flyer for J. Stumblers Bar and Sometimes Grill flies in from the top.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You'll never find a more degrading contest or a larger waste of not water.<br /> <br /> ''{The flyer flies away.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping in at Numba Nine is that horrible painting that's been in Strong Mad's closet since we were little. <br /> <br /> ''{Dramatic music starts playing, and we cut to the door of Strong Mad's closet. Strong Bad is there, sliding the door open slowly.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{menacing, under its breath}'' Come on in heeeeere.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad screams and slams the door. He begins flailing around, uttering &quot;jibblie&quot; over and over, almost incoherently. Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy Slot number Eleven ''{numbers ten and nine shift up to show'' &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;11. The Jibblies &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Not in bottom 10 ''in gray}'' on my Bottom 10. ''{Number eleven slides out of frame. Ten and nine return to their former positions.}'' Numboo Eight is the one you should ''all'' pay close attention to: Emails with more than one &quot;Fwd:&quot; or &quot;Re:&quot; ''{pronounces &quot;fwd&quot; and &quot;re&quot; as written}'' in the Subject line.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad is preparing to answer an email.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Back out of my way, so I can check some email.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad presses enter, and the email appears. However, the subject line fills up the screen, consisting entirely of &quot;Fwd:&quot; and &quot;Re:&quot;. The subject line continues scrolling while Strong Bad talks.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great. Let me guess: ''{in a mocking voice}'' &quot;It's true! You saw it on the news!&quot; Or, &quot;Hey, sounds crazy, but thought it was worth a shot!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, a shot in the face, maybe. Now, Seven is something that's been going on for ''way'' too long. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.<br /> <br /> ''{An ad for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' Yowza! Guess who birfday&lt;!-- Yes, it's birfday. Listen closer if you think it's not. --&gt; it is! ''{a question mark appears}'' Mine!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights suddenly go out, and Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. A miniature Marshie walks onto the screen, with Homsar's movement noise.}''<br /> <br /> '''NIBBLES:''' ''{Marshie appears to be getting mad during the time Nibbles is saying this}'' Sorry, Marshie, but it's ''my'' birfday. I'm one years old. My name's Nibbles, for new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows bite-si&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{cutting Off Nibbles}'' All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies ''{a baby emerges from a mountain of Nibblers, and then ducks back down}'', and scalding hot chocolate ''{pull back to reveal the marshmallows atop a cup of hot chocolate, which catches on fire}''. No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!<br /> <br /> ''{A mouth is shown straining at a full-size marshmallow. The caption reads &quot;You Got Mouth Strain?&quot; with a red circle and line &quot;no&quot; symbol drawn through it. The symbol rolls away as the marshmallow changes to a Nibbler. The mouth smiles and the caption reads &quot;Heck No!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''NIBBLES:''' I make good earplugs, too.<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' ''{Flies onto the screen and knocks Nibbles away.}'' Get out of here, you little runt! ''{Marshie winces again, causing the electrical shock noise to return. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And-a Numba Six-a: the Foul Stench of Wet The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field. The Cheat is standing there, soaked and shivering. Next to him, is a ladder, a cup, and a sign that says &quot;HIGH DIVES &amp;ndash; 5 bucks.&quot; Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And number Five, um... not... ''{music stops}'' pigeons. ''{a pigeon starts cooing}'' They eat breadcrumbs. Take craps on people. Funny stuff. NUMBER FOUR! ''{music plays again}'' There was this one time where I had to hug a tree.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Strong Bad and Homestar are there, and Strong Bad is hugging a tree.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keeeep ooon huggin' it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' How did you get me to do this in the first place?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hug it! Hug it!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And why do I continue to do it?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even like this tree that much.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, now we're getting to the good ones. Number Three is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names. You know, like, Chocolardiac Arrest. ''{a picture of Chocolardiac Arrest appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' Oh, that looks ''sinful.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or... THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU. ''{a picture of said brownie appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' Oh, this is so ''rich.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or, quite possible the least appetizing name of all time... Chocozuma's Revenge! ''{a picture of Chocozuma's Revenge appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' This is all fat-free, right?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{the pictures slide off the top of the screen}'' Slumming in at Number Two are songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics. As evidenced in Limozeen's bizarrely titled &quot;Feed The Childrens.&quot; ''{the album art of &quot;Feed The Childrens&quot; appears}''<br /> <br /> &lt;div id=&quot;Feed_The_Childrens&quot;&gt;<br /> '''LIMOZEEN SOLO:''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo! &lt;sup&gt;&lt;small&gt;[[#Footnote|[1]]]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!<br /> <br /> '''LIMOZEEN:''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{A record scratches, the song stops, and the album art slides off the screen}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, what were they thinking? More like, &quot;We need to feed our children, so we made this terrible song.&quot; And, the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is Th&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad. ''{camera zooms out to a two-shot of Homestar and Strong Bad}'' What about my bottom&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Nobody wants to hear ''your'' bottom 10, Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no. Not my Bottom 10. My bottom! You know, ''{turns around and starts doing a buttdance, singing}'' buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar stops and turns around again, looking on in confusion as Strong Bad begins to make vomiting noises. Cut to the Lappy, which has the Bottom 10 displayed, where Strong Bad then vomits onto his keyboard, off camera.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh. Ugh. ''{weakly}'' And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... Th ''{typing}'' cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. ''{clears the screen}'' Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After about fourteen seconds, the cursor reappears and Strong Bad continues:}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{weakly}'' No, there's no Easter eggs. I... I'm not up to it. Go away.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Footnote=== <br /> # This line, and the ones like it, may be &quot;Hey, hey! Doot doo!&quot;<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad's Bottom 10===<br /> *The bottom 10 as typed on the Lappy:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> 1. Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 2. Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;as legit lyrics&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 3. Giving chocloate &lt;!--sic--&gt; desserts dangerous names&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 4. There was this one time I had to hug a tree&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 5. Um...not pigeons&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 6. Foul stench of wet The Cheat&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 8. Emails with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 9. That horrible painting in Strong Mad's closet&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 10. Dry t-shirt contests&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *An email forwarded because it was &quot;on the news&quot; or &quot;worth a shot&quot; is a reference to a myriad of urban legends, or chain letters, in particular the [[Snopes:inboxer/nothing/billgate.asp|something-for-nothing forward hoax]].<br /> *&quot;Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food&quot; include such items as Ritz [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/ritzbits/ Bits], M&amp;M's [http://www.mms.com/us/about/products/mmsminis/ Minis], Hershey's Bites, and M&amp;M/Mars' Pop'ables.<br /> * Real life &quot;songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics&quot; include &quot;[http://www.songfacts.com/detail.lasso?id=713 Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye]&quot; by [[Wikipedia:Steam (band)|Steam]], &quot;[[Wikipedia:Hey Jude|Hey Jude]]&quot; by [[The Beatles]], [[Wikipedia:The Boxer|The Boxer]] by [[Wikipedia:Simon and Garfunkel|Simon and Garfunkel]], and &quot;[[Wikipedia:Dee Doo Doo Doo Dee Da Da Da|Dee Doo Doo Doo Dee Da Da Da]]&quot; by [[Wikipedia:The Police (band)|The Police]].&lt;!--we could have a hundred examples here; please keep it to these three--&gt;<br /> *Limozeen's song is likely a reference on the recent [[Wikipedia:Live 8|Live 8]] or older [[Wikipedia:Live Aid|Live Aid]] concerts/albums. The title &quot;Feed the Childrens&quot; is also similar to the &quot;Feed the Children&quot; songs played at these events.<br /> *Chocolate desserts with dangerous names include desserts like [http://www.apricot.com/Food/DeathByChocolate.html Death by Chocolate], [http://www.aswaseattle.com/images/DA_ChocolateSuicide.jpg Chocolate Suicide], and [http://www.recipesource.com/desserts/chocolate/01/rec0144.html Chocolate Avalanche]. &lt;!--we could have a hundred examples here; please keep it to these three--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *When viewing the Flash file, the sign on Strong Mad's closet reads &quot;STRONG MAD RD.&quot;<br /> *This is the first email without any clickable Easter eggs since Email #39, [[property of ones]].<br /> *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#wraith|wraith]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *One of the two brownies pictured in Chocozuma's Revenge is [[Food Still In Peel or Package|still inside its wrapper]]. The [[pudding]] on top is also still in its container.<br /> *Strong Bad possibly makes a grammatical error when he writes &quot;la la's, na na's, and doot do's:&quot; the use of apostrophes makes these words possessive, not plural, unless their coherence is threatened by the apostrophes' absence. <br /> *Strong Bad tried to pass off nonsense words as legit lyrics in [[secret recipes]], [[local news]], [[action figure]], [[stupid stuff]], [[monument]], and [[colonization]] (Easter egg).<br /> *Strong Bad can type with puke on his keyboard.<br /> *Strong Bad refers to email with more than one &quot;Fwd:&quot; or &quot;Re:&quot; in the subject line. While this was once a common annoyance, many modern email clients and web email services are sophisticated enough to not prepend these to the subject line if already there.<br /> *Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by telling the audience that there are no Easter eggs.<br /> *Strong Bad's opening song, &quot;This email is making fun of you...&quot;, is rather ironic considering the subsequent email is making fun of Strong Bad.<br /> *After puking, Strong Bad says that he sees a &quot;Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.&quot; However, in the earlier commercial, the small Fluffy Puffs were named Fluffy Puff Nibblers.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When you click on the Lappy's screen, no ripples come up.<br /> *When you see Strong Bad's list on his normal computer screen in the background, &quot;chocolate&quot; is incorrectly spelled as &quot;chocloate&quot;.<br /> &lt;!-- Although it's hard to see, Strong Bad's reflection DOES move in the fwd: and re: section. See talk page. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *At the end of the email, the cursor disappears after Strong Bad has typed &quot;I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.&quot; It reappears a few seconds before Strong Bad claims there are no Easter eggs.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The Marshie commercial pausing at the end is similar to the [[Character Videos|character videos&lt;!--this link is different from the one below--&gt;]].<br /> *The mouth in the marshmallow eating diagram is adapted from [[english paper]] with the battery changed to a marshmallow.<br /> *Homestar's [[buttdance]] is from his [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|character video&lt;!--this link is different from the one above--&gt;]].<br /> *Strong Bad also got the [[jibblies]] in [[your friends]] and [[date]], although not as severely.<br /> *Strong Bad also asked for $7.50 in [[radio]].<br /> *This is another occurence of [[puking]] on the site.<br /> *The three chocolate desserts are examples of [[concoctions]].<br /> *All three desserts are examples of [[Real-Live Foods|live action foods]].<br /> *Strong Bad has [[Not X|not pigeons]] on his bottom 10.<br /> &lt;!-- &quot;Bring some paper towels&quot; has been deemed a non-reference on STUFF. Please do not add it. --&gt;<br /> &lt;!-- No tree hugging references. Both went through STUFF and were declined. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Chocolardiac Arrest is a reference to [[Wikipedia:cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]], the cessation of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the ventricles of the heart to contract effectively. <br /> *Chocozuma's Revenge is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Montezuma's Revenge|Montezuma's Revenge]], used today to describe travelers' illness, usually gastrointestinal. It was first coined during the Spanish slaughter of the [[Wikipedia:Aztec|Aztecs]] in 1519&amp;ndash;1520 by [[Wikipedia:Hernan Cortez|Hernán Cortés]]. The debilitating diarrhea that the conquistadors' troops suffered in the jungles of today's [[Wikipedia:Mexico|Mexico]] was attributed to the spirit of the deposed Aztec ruler, [[Wikipedia:Moctezuma II|Moctezuma II]].<br /> **Chocolardiac and Chocozuma are both [[portmanteaus]].<br /> *The Bottom Ten list is presented in the same manner as the [[Wikipedia:Top Ten list (David Letterman)|Top Ten list]] on ''[[Wikipedia:The Late Show with David Letterman|The Late Show with David Letterman]]''.<br /> **The [[Podstar Runner]] summary for the email is a reference to the way Letterman introduces his Top Ten list. [[Wikipedia:Scottsdale, Arizona|Scottsdale, Arizona]] (misspelled with just one &quot;t&quot; in the summary) has, at one point, been an actual &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cities that have been David Letterman's Home Office|home office]]&quot; of the list.<br /> *The scene showing The Cheat wet and shivering insinuates that he dove into the glass of water from the ladder. This is most likely a reference to several older cartoons (such as [[Wikipedia:Looney Tunes|Looney Tunes]]) where a character did the same thing.<br /> *On Limozeen's album cover, the F on &quot;Feed the Children&quot; is the same F used by Fender, a company that manufactures guitars.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The Horrible Painting would reappear in [[More Fan Costumes]] (in pumpkin form), and as the major antagonist in [[Jibblies 2]]. He also made appearances in [[Baddest of the Bands]] and [[8-Bit is Enough]].<br /> *The Cheat is wet again in [[DNA Evidence]].<br /> *Strong Bad himself would later sing a song with &quot;Na Nas&quot; as 'legit lyrics' in a song about the [[the S is for Sucks Dragon|S is for Sucks Dragon]] in [[Trogday 08]].<br /> *The lady who says that a &quot;Chocolardiac Arrest&quot; is &quot;sinful&quot; would reappear in several other emails, and receive the same response of &quot;[[Shut Up, Lady]]&quot; each time.<br /> *Homestar first addresses the camera and later refers to Strong Bad as &quot;Simone&quot; in [[April Fools 2014]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]] and [[Karen Wagner]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We are joined by our sister, Karen Wagner, ''{pronounced in the German manner, with a V}'' famed, uh, composer. Karen Wagner.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Also known as The Sister Chap who takes care everything at the Homestar Store.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's true.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Thanks, Karen. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, thanks, Karen.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' You're welcome. And I've been bugging you guys forever to let me do the commentary for Bottom 10.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' So, now's your chance. Make it count. Karen, go!<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, I gotta tell you that I like this email. It's my favorite email&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' That's awesome, Karen! All right, Matt, so&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Because&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;what do you think about this email?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''Because it's so rich'' and that, that becomes a joke later on.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{as Strong Bad}'' Shut up, lady.<br /> <br /> ''{laughter}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You made, uh, there was an old-timey mustache guy that was the, uh, mascot for J. Stumblers originally, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, really?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I think so. He was kinda like stumbling.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. Okay, right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' The old-timey guy was like whooooa...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Where is he?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I dunno. You just drew a picture. You probably got it somewhere.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' I love that monster. Especially&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' That was based on a, um, painting that, uh, my friend Jason Fields had in college that his mom did that he had on the wall of this weird creepy goblin. <br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well and the thing that it says is the, uh, another, yet another thing we owe my friend Neil thousands of dollars for because it's idea number twenty-two that came from Neil. Uh, was&amp;mdash; It's the voice of a rocoulm, which is a crook or a criminal and he's a creepy guy that hides in an alley and when you walk by, he says &quot;Come on in here...&quot;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And then you go in there and he mugs you or something.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, that is one of the things to contribute to&amp;mdash; attribute to Neil.<br /> <br /> ''{Marshie comes on}''<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Yep, here's another reason why it's ''so rich'' is because it has a little commercial here with um, Marshie and, uh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT and MIKE:''' Nibbles.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Nibbles.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Nibbles I made years ago and it was sitting around not being used for anything for a couple years.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think it got&amp;mdash; They reached new lows when M&amp;Ms, when there's a mini-M&amp;M. M&amp;Ms are very small.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' To begin with.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Or like Oreo minis. Or like, Ritz Bits, I feel like were one of the first things. It was just like, but it's a cracker! It's like one and a half inches around, like it's this tiny thing that&amp;mdash; If you can't eat that in a bite, then something is wrong with you.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Too much mouth strain.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. If you are supposed to eat, uh, you know, pieces of sushi that are five times the size of a Ritz Bit in one bite...<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Then you can certainly eat a whole Ritz in one bite.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Exactly.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay. All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Was that you doing that pigeon voice?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' You guys gotta shut up because I've got to tell you a story about this. You know Little Girl and I have incorporated this little bit into our daily lives. You do, you add any verb at all. &quot;Keep on doing it. Do it! Do it down!&quot; ''{laughs}'' And Chris hates it.<br /> <br /> ''{all laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, here's another thing I gotta tell you guys about. Because this is ''{pause}'' what everybody has to say when there is a rich dessert in front you. You have to say, &quot;Oh, this is rich.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Usually, a cheesecake.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Right.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This was really fun to make, though. We went over to our&amp;mdash; to Ryan's house, actually one night. We just went to the store and bought like 20 dollars worth of chocolate stuff&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh huh.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;and started piling it on. And then, it was actually really good. We ate it afterwards.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Afterwards, we all ate it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It was really good. And&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And here's another rich part of this. It's got an appearance by Limozeen.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's true. It's kind of a best, a best of.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And, you know, you got the, um, necessary little a cappella part there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The breakdown. It just gets the whole crowd, you know.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Clapping at the same time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' The lights are like flashing along.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' The lights flash.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, here's another reason&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I forgot what it is. Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And the fact that there is another appearance of the Buttdance, you know, she just loves it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's like &quot;Let's twist again, like we did last summer.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's a sequel to a song.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Like the rhythm's down your pants.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's a lot of, uh, gross, um, vomit-related jokes on our website.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Really?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I feel like there are. We should probably curb that.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's&amp;mdash; I don't think they're gross. You don't even see it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's true. We always&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' What other one are you talking about?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's, uh, the Stoops and Gusso logo, one of them is just throwing up.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' One them&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' One them has an arrow through their head and one of them is puking. That's what the morning crew is all about.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Oh, and now the one with, uh, Strong Bad says he's&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's over.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay. ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's when&amp;mdash; When, the paper comes down, you always gotta end it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No wait. Wait! <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, is this&amp;mdash; Is it still going?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Oh, right, no Easter eggs. He's too, he's not up to it. He's not up to it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hurry up, say what you're gonna say!<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay! Oh, I forget.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Good job.<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *&quot;Come on twist again, like we did last summer&quot; is a quote from &quot;Let's Twist Again&quot; by [[Wikipedia: Chubby Checker|Chubby Checker]].<br /> *[[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning &quot;CRUDE&quot; Crew|Stoops and Gusso]] were referenced in [[radio]].<br /> *The way that the Brothers Chaps pronounced Karen Wagner's last name with a V and compared her to a composer is a reference to famed composer [[Wikipedia:Richard Wagner|Richard Wagner]].<br /> *[[Little Girl]] and [[Ryan Sterritt]] are mentioned.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{sbemailextlinks|133|4203|youtube=NX03enzrSJ4}}<br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:Advertisements]]<br /> [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Explanations */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|133}}<br /> [[File:Strong Bad Email 133.png|thumb|&quot;Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad tells us his &quot;bottom 10.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Horrible Painting]], {{Film|Marshie}}, [[Nibbles]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shut up, Lady|Lady]], [[Limozeen]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, July 11, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running time:''' 4:59<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' This email is making fun of you.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Bottom 10&lt;/div&gt;<br /> To Weak Bad&lt;br&gt;<br /> What is your bottom 10?<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> From someone stronger than you&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos. They mistyped this...<br /> <br /> ''{He changes &quot;Weak Bad&quot; to &quot;Strong Bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They forgot this...<br /> <br /> ''{He adds &quot;the Good Dancer&quot; after &quot;Strong Bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They got this wrong...<br /> <br /> ''{He changes &quot;Someone stronger than you&quot; to &quot;Someone that is ''a girl''&quot; with the phrase &quot;a girl&quot; italicized and in pink.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, there we go! ''{typing}'' Oh, Simone! You seem like a ''{in pink}'' ''really'' nice girl, so I'll answer your question ''{in pink}'' ''relatively'' free of charge. &quot;Strong Bad's Bottom 10&quot; is as follows:<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. The &quot;Strong Bad's Bottom 10&quot; Logo flies in from the top of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Number Ten is easy. Dry T-Shirt Contests.<br /> <br /> ''{A Dry T-Shirt contest flyer for J. Stumblers Bar and Sometimes Grill flies in from the top.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You'll never find a more degrading contest or a larger waste of not water.<br /> <br /> ''{The flyer flies away.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping in at Numba Nine is that horrible painting that's been in Strong Mad's closet since we were little. <br /> <br /> ''{Dramatic music starts playing, and we cut to the door of Strong Mad's closet. Strong Bad is there, sliding the door open slowly.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{menacing, under its breath}'' Come on in heeeeere.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad screams and slams the door. He begins flailing around, uttering &quot;jibblie&quot; over and over, almost incoherently. Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy Slot number Eleven ''{numbers ten and nine shift up to show'' &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;11. The Jibblies &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Not in bottom 10 ''in gray}'' on my Bottom 10. ''{Number eleven slides out of frame. Ten and nine return to their former positions.}'' Numboo Eight is the one you should ''all'' pay close attention to: Emails with more than one &quot;Fwd:&quot; or &quot;Re:&quot; ''{pronounces &quot;fwd&quot; and &quot;re&quot; as written}'' in the Subject line.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad is preparing to answer an email.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Back out of my way, so I can check some email.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad presses enter, and the email appears. However, the subject line fills up the screen, consisting entirely of &quot;Fwd:&quot; and &quot;Re:&quot;. The subject line continues scrolling while Strong Bad talks.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great. Let me guess: ''{in a mocking voice}'' &quot;It's true! You saw it on the news!&quot; Or, &quot;Hey, sounds crazy, but thought it was worth a shot!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, a shot in the face, maybe. Now, Seven is something that's been going on for ''way'' too long. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.<br /> <br /> ''{An ad for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' Yowza! Guess who birfday&lt;!-- Yes, it's birfday. Listen closer if you think it's not. --&gt; it is! ''{a question mark appears}'' Mine!<br /> <br /> ''{The lights suddenly go out, and Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. A miniature Marshie walks onto the screen, with Homsar's movement noise.}''<br /> <br /> '''NIBBLES:''' ''{Marshie appears to be getting mad during the time Nibbles is saying this}'' Sorry, Marshie, but it's ''my'' birfday. I'm one years old. My name's Nibbles, for new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows bite-si&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{cutting Off Nibbles}'' All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies ''{a baby emerges from a mountain of Nibblers, and then ducks back down}'', and scalding hot chocolate ''{pull back to reveal the marshmallows atop a cup of hot chocolate, which catches on fire}''. No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!<br /> <br /> ''{A mouth is shown straining at a full-size marshmallow. The caption reads &quot;You Got Mouth Strain?&quot; with a red circle and line &quot;no&quot; symbol drawn through it. The symbol rolls away as the marshmallow changes to a Nibbler. The mouth smiles and the caption reads &quot;Heck No!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''NIBBLES:''' I make good earplugs, too.<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' ''{Flies onto the screen and knocks Nibbles away.}'' Get out of here, you little runt! ''{Marshie winces again, causing the electrical shock noise to return. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And-a Numba Six-a: the Foul Stench of Wet The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field. The Cheat is standing there, soaked and shivering. Next to him, is a ladder, a cup, and a sign that says &quot;HIGH DIVES &amp;ndash; 5 bucks.&quot; Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And number Five, um... not... ''{music stops}'' pigeons. ''{a pigeon starts cooing}'' They eat breadcrumbs. Take craps on people. Funny stuff. NUMBER FOUR! ''{music plays again}'' There was this one time where I had to hug a tree.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Strong Bad and Homestar are there, and Strong Bad is hugging a tree.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keeeep ooon huggin' it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' How did you get me to do this in the first place?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hug it! Hug it!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And why do I continue to do it?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even like this tree that much.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, now we're getting to the good ones. Number Three is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names. You know, like, Chocolardiac Arrest. ''{a picture of Chocolardiac Arrest appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' Oh, that looks ''sinful.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or... THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU. ''{a picture of said brownie appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' Oh, this is so ''rich.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or, quite possible the least appetizing name of all time... Chocozuma's Revenge! ''{a picture of Chocozuma's Revenge appears}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{Voice}'' This is all fat-free, right?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{the pictures slide off the top of the screen}'' Slumming in at Number Two are songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics. As evidenced in Limozeen's bizarrely titled &quot;Feed The Childrens.&quot; ''{the album art of &quot;Feed The Childrens&quot; appears}''<br /> <br /> &lt;div id=&quot;Feed_The_Childrens&quot;&gt;<br /> '''LIMOZEEN SOLO:''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo! &lt;sup&gt;&lt;small&gt;[[#Footnote|[1]]]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!<br /> <br /> '''LIMOZEEN:''' &lt;br&gt;<br /> Na, na, la la laaaaa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{A record scratches, the song stops, and the album art slides off the screen}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, what were they thinking? More like, &quot;We need to feed our children, so we made this terrible song.&quot; And, the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is Th&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad. ''{camera zooms out to a two-shot of Homestar and Strong Bad}'' What about my bottom&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Nobody wants to hear ''your'' bottom 10, Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no. Not my Bottom 10. My bottom! You know, ''{turns around and starts doing a buttdance, singing}'' buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar stops and turns around again, looking on in confusion as Strong Bad begins to make vomiting noises. Cut to the Lappy, which has the Bottom 10 displayed, where Strong Bad then vomits onto his keyboard, off camera.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh. Ugh. ''{weakly}'' And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... Th ''{typing}'' cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. ''{clears the screen}'' Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After about fourteen seconds, the cursor reappears and Strong Bad continues:}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{weakly}'' No, there's no Easter eggs. I... I'm not up to it. Go away.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Footnote=== <br /> # This line, and the ones like it, may be &quot;Hey, hey! Doot doo!&quot;<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad's Bottom 10===<br /> *The bottom 10 as typed on the Lappy:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> 1. Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 2. Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;as legit lyrics&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 3. Giving chocloate &lt;!--sic--&gt; desserts dangerous names&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 4. There was this one time I had to hug a tree&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 5. Um...not pigeons&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 6. Foul stench of wet The Cheat&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 8. Emails with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 9. That horrible painting in Strong Mad's closet&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 10. Dry t-shirt contests&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *An email forwarded because it was &quot;on the news&quot; or &quot;worth a shot&quot; is a reference to a myriad of urban legends, or chain letters, in particular the [[Snopes:inboxer/nothing/billgate.asp|something-for-nothing forward hoax]].<br /> *&quot;Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food&quot; include such items as Ritz [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/ritzbits/ Bits], M&amp;M's [http://www.mms.com/us/about/products/mmsminis/ Minis], Hershey's Bites, and M&amp;M/Mars' Pop'ables.<br /> * Real life &quot;songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics&quot; include &quot;[http://www.songfacts.com/detail.lasso?id=713 Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye]&quot; by [[Wikipedia:Steam (band)|Steam]], &quot;[[Wikipedia:Hey Jude|Hey Jude]]&quot; by [[The Beatles]], [[The Boxer]] by [[Simon and Garfunkel]], and &quot;[[Wikipedia:Dee Doo Doo Doo Dee Da Da Da|Dee Doo Doo Doo Dee Da Da Da]]&quot; by [[Wikipedia:The Police (band)|The Police]].&lt;!--we could have a hundred examples here; please keep it to these three--&gt;<br /> *Limozeen's song is likely a reference on the recent [[Wikipedia:Live 8|Live 8]] or older [[Wikipedia:Live Aid|Live Aid]] concerts/albums. The title &quot;Feed the Childrens&quot; is also similar to the &quot;Feed the Children&quot; songs played at these events.<br /> *Chocolate desserts with dangerous names include desserts like [http://www.apricot.com/Food/DeathByChocolate.html Death by Chocolate], [http://www.aswaseattle.com/images/DA_ChocolateSuicide.jpg Chocolate Suicide], and [http://www.recipesource.com/desserts/chocolate/01/rec0144.html Chocolate Avalanche]. &lt;!--we could have a hundred examples here; please keep it to these three--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *When viewing the Flash file, the sign on Strong Mad's closet reads &quot;STRONG MAD RD.&quot;<br /> *This is the first email without any clickable Easter eggs since Email #39, [[property of ones]].<br /> *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#wraith|wraith]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *One of the two brownies pictured in Chocozuma's Revenge is [[Food Still In Peel or Package|still inside its wrapper]]. The [[pudding]] on top is also still in its container.<br /> *Strong Bad possibly makes a grammatical error when he writes &quot;la la's, na na's, and doot do's:&quot; the use of apostrophes makes these words possessive, not plural, unless their coherence is threatened by the apostrophes' absence. <br /> *Strong Bad tried to pass off nonsense words as legit lyrics in [[secret recipes]], [[local news]], [[action figure]], [[stupid stuff]], [[monument]], and [[colonization]] (Easter egg).<br /> *Strong Bad can type with puke on his keyboard.<br /> *Strong Bad refers to email with more than one &quot;Fwd:&quot; or &quot;Re:&quot; in the subject line. While this was once a common annoyance, many modern email clients and web email services are sophisticated enough to not prepend these to the subject line if already there.<br /> *Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by telling the audience that there are no Easter eggs.<br /> *Strong Bad's opening song, &quot;This email is making fun of you...&quot;, is rather ironic considering the subsequent email is making fun of Strong Bad.<br /> *After puking, Strong Bad says that he sees a &quot;Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.&quot; However, in the earlier commercial, the small Fluffy Puffs were named Fluffy Puff Nibblers.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When you click on the Lappy's screen, no ripples come up.<br /> *When you see Strong Bad's list on his normal computer screen in the background, &quot;chocolate&quot; is incorrectly spelled as &quot;chocloate&quot;.<br /> &lt;!-- Although it's hard to see, Strong Bad's reflection DOES move in the fwd: and re: section. See talk page. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *At the end of the email, the cursor disappears after Strong Bad has typed &quot;I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin in there.&quot; It reappears a few seconds before Strong Bad claims there are no Easter eggs.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The Marshie commercial pausing at the end is similar to the [[Character Videos|character videos&lt;!--this link is different from the one below--&gt;]].<br /> *The mouth in the marshmallow eating diagram is adapted from [[english paper]] with the battery changed to a marshmallow.<br /> *Homestar's [[buttdance]] is from his [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|character video&lt;!--this link is different from the one above--&gt;]].<br /> *Strong Bad also got the [[jibblies]] in [[your friends]] and [[date]], although not as severely.<br /> *Strong Bad also asked for $7.50 in [[radio]].<br /> *This is another occurence of [[puking]] on the site.<br /> *The three chocolate desserts are examples of [[concoctions]].<br /> *All three desserts are examples of [[Real-Live Foods|live action foods]].<br /> *Strong Bad has [[Not X|not pigeons]] on his bottom 10.<br /> &lt;!-- &quot;Bring some paper towels&quot; has been deemed a non-reference on STUFF. Please do not add it. --&gt;<br /> &lt;!-- No tree hugging references. Both went through STUFF and were declined. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Chocolardiac Arrest is a reference to [[Wikipedia:cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]], the cessation of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the ventricles of the heart to contract effectively. <br /> *Chocozuma's Revenge is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Montezuma's Revenge|Montezuma's Revenge]], used today to describe travelers' illness, usually gastrointestinal. It was first coined during the Spanish slaughter of the [[Wikipedia:Aztec|Aztecs]] in 1519&amp;ndash;1520 by [[Wikipedia:Hernan Cortez|Hernán Cortés]]. The debilitating diarrhea that the conquistadors' troops suffered in the jungles of today's [[Wikipedia:Mexico|Mexico]] was attributed to the spirit of the deposed Aztec ruler, [[Wikipedia:Moctezuma II|Moctezuma II]].<br /> **Chocolardiac and Chocozuma are both [[portmanteaus]].<br /> *The Bottom Ten list is presented in the same manner as the [[Wikipedia:Top Ten list (David Letterman)|Top Ten list]] on ''[[Wikipedia:The Late Show with David Letterman|The Late Show with David Letterman]]''.<br /> **The [[Podstar Runner]] summary for the email is a reference to the way Letterman introduces his Top Ten list. [[Wikipedia:Scottsdale, Arizona|Scottsdale, Arizona]] (misspelled with just one &quot;t&quot; in the summary) has, at one point, been an actual &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cities that have been David Letterman's Home Office|home office]]&quot; of the list.<br /> *The scene showing The Cheat wet and shivering insinuates that he dove into the glass of water from the ladder. This is most likely a reference to several older cartoons (such as [[Wikipedia:Looney Tunes|Looney Tunes]]) where a character did the same thing.<br /> *On Limozeen's album cover, the F on &quot;Feed the Children&quot; is the same F used by Fender, a company that manufactures guitars.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The Horrible Painting would reappear in [[More Fan Costumes]] (in pumpkin form), and as the major antagonist in [[Jibblies 2]]. He also made appearances in [[Baddest of the Bands]] and [[8-Bit is Enough]].<br /> *The Cheat is wet again in [[DNA Evidence]].<br /> *Strong Bad himself would later sing a song with &quot;Na Nas&quot; as 'legit lyrics' in a song about the [[the S is for Sucks Dragon|S is for Sucks Dragon]] in [[Trogday 08]].<br /> *The lady who says that a &quot;Chocolardiac Arrest&quot; is &quot;sinful&quot; would reappear in several other emails, and receive the same response of &quot;[[Shut Up, Lady]]&quot; each time.<br /> *Homestar first addresses the camera and later refers to Strong Bad as &quot;Simone&quot; in [[April Fools 2014]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]] and [[Karen Wagner]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We are joined by our sister, Karen Wagner, ''{pronounced in the German manner, with a V}'' famed, uh, composer. Karen Wagner.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Also known as The Sister Chap who takes care everything at the Homestar Store.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's true.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Thanks, Karen. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, thanks, Karen.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' You're welcome. And I've been bugging you guys forever to let me do the commentary for Bottom 10.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' So, now's your chance. Make it count. Karen, go!<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, I gotta tell you that I like this email. It's my favorite email&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' That's awesome, Karen! All right, Matt, so&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Because&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;what do you think about this email?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''Because it's so rich'' and that, that becomes a joke later on.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{as Strong Bad}'' Shut up, lady.<br /> <br /> ''{laughter}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You made, uh, there was an old-timey mustache guy that was the, uh, mascot for J. Stumblers originally, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, really?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I think so. He was kinda like stumbling.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. Okay, right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' The old-timey guy was like whooooa...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Where is he?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I dunno. You just drew a picture. You probably got it somewhere.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' I love that monster. Especially&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' That was based on a, um, painting that, uh, my friend Jason Fields had in college that his mom did that he had on the wall of this weird creepy goblin. <br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well and the thing that it says is the, uh, another, yet another thing we owe my friend Neil thousands of dollars for because it's idea number twenty-two that came from Neil. Uh, was&amp;mdash; It's the voice of a rocoulm, which is a crook or a criminal and he's a creepy guy that hides in an alley and when you walk by, he says &quot;Come on in here...&quot;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And then you go in there and he mugs you or something.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, that is one of the things to contribute to&amp;mdash; attribute to Neil.<br /> <br /> ''{Marshie comes on}''<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Yep, here's another reason why it's ''so rich'' is because it has a little commercial here with um, Marshie and, uh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT and MIKE:''' Nibbles.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Nibbles.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Nibbles I made years ago and it was sitting around not being used for anything for a couple years.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think it got&amp;mdash; They reached new lows when M&amp;Ms, when there's a mini-M&amp;M. M&amp;Ms are very small.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' To begin with.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Or like Oreo minis. Or like, Ritz Bits, I feel like were one of the first things. It was just like, but it's a cracker! It's like one and a half inches around, like it's this tiny thing that&amp;mdash; If you can't eat that in a bite, then something is wrong with you.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Too much mouth strain.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. If you are supposed to eat, uh, you know, pieces of sushi that are five times the size of a Ritz Bit in one bite...<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Then you can certainly eat a whole Ritz in one bite.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Exactly.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay. All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Was that you doing that pigeon voice?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' You guys gotta shut up because I've got to tell you a story about this. You know Little Girl and I have incorporated this little bit into our daily lives. You do, you add any verb at all. &quot;Keep on doing it. Do it! Do it down!&quot; ''{laughs}'' And Chris hates it.<br /> <br /> ''{all laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, here's another thing I gotta tell you guys about. Because this is ''{pause}'' what everybody has to say when there is a rich dessert in front you. You have to say, &quot;Oh, this is rich.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Usually, a cheesecake.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Right.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This was really fun to make, though. We went over to our&amp;mdash; to Ryan's house, actually one night. We just went to the store and bought like 20 dollars worth of chocolate stuff&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh huh.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;and started piling it on. And then, it was actually really good. We ate it afterwards.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Afterwards, we all ate it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It was really good. And&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And here's another rich part of this. It's got an appearance by Limozeen.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's true. It's kind of a best, a best of.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And, you know, you got the, um, necessary little a cappella part there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The breakdown. It just gets the whole crowd, you know.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Clapping at the same time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' The lights are like flashing along.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' The lights flash.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay, here's another reason&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I forgot what it is. Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' And the fact that there is another appearance of the Buttdance, you know, she just loves it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's like &quot;Let's twist again, like we did last summer.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's a sequel to a song.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Like the rhythm's down your pants.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's a lot of, uh, gross, um, vomit-related jokes on our website.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Really?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I feel like there are. We should probably curb that.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's&amp;mdash; I don't think they're gross. You don't even see it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's true. We always&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' What other one are you talking about?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's, uh, the Stoops and Gusso logo, one of them is just throwing up.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' One them&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' One them has an arrow through their head and one of them is puking. That's what the morning crew is all about.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Oh, and now the one with, uh, Strong Bad says he's&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's over.<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay. ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's when&amp;mdash; When, the paper comes down, you always gotta end it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No wait. Wait! <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, is this&amp;mdash; Is it still going?<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Oh, right, no Easter eggs. He's too, he's not up to it. He's not up to it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hurry up, say what you're gonna say!<br /> <br /> '''KAREN:''' Okay! Oh, I forget.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Good job.<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *&quot;Come on twist again, like we did last summer&quot; is a quote from &quot;Let's Twist Again&quot; by [[Wikipedia: Chubby Checker|Chubby Checker]].<br /> *[[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning &quot;CRUDE&quot; Crew|Stoops and Gusso]] were referenced in [[radio]].<br /> *The way that the Brothers Chaps pronounced Karen Wagner's last name with a V and compared her to a composer is a reference to famed composer [[Wikipedia:Richard Wagner|Richard Wagner]].<br /> *[[Little Girl]] and [[Ryan Sterritt]] are mentioned.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{sbemailextlinks|133|4203|youtube=NX03enzrSJ4}}<br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:Advertisements]]<br /> [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Haikus: */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Meet Marshie|made from the best stuff!]]- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:18:40Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:18:33Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Haikus: */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> Voiced by [[Crack Stuntman]], leader of [[Cheat Commandos]], hope he &quot;rock,rock's on&quot;- [[Gunhaver]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:18:15Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Favorite Quotes: */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:17:33Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Haikus: */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:15:34Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Bottom 10 */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> Voiced by [[Crack Stuntman]], leader of [[Cheat Commandos]], hope he &quot;rock,rock's on&quot;- [[Gunhaver]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:15:19Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Bottom 10 */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> Voiced by [[Crack Stuntman]], leader of [[Cheat Commandos]], hope he &quot;rock,rock's on&quot;- [[Gunhaver]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:14:50Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Hello! */</p> <hr /> <div>== Hello! ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Fitzconn 2014-11-24T23:13:07Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;Created page with '== Hello! == Hi, everybody everybody! == Bottom 10 == 1. Hearing Taylor Swift songs on the radio with my mom 2. Musical nobots with low batte…'</p> <hr /> <div>== [[Hello!]] ==<br /> Hi, everybody everybody!<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Animated_Adventures_of_Puppet_Homestar 2014-11-22T05:14:36Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Inside References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Shorts|puppetmation|On Break|Strong Bad Sings}}<br /> [[Image:puppetadventure.png|thumb|right|&quot;Everything was piles upon piles...&quot;]]<br /> Animated Puppet Homestar has an animated adventure.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|Shark-Tooth]] {{film|Bubs}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|The Cheat}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Marshie}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Doreauxgard]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Strong Sad}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Field]] <br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Tuesday, September 15, 2009<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 3:00<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Made with 50% fewer technologies!<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Music plays. There is a red curtain with &quot;The Animated Adventures of&quot; on it. Throughout the entire cartoon, there is a cardboard border around the edges. It opens to The Field. &quot;PUPPET HOMESTAR&quot; is in colorful letters that hang from strings. &quot;PUPPET HOMESTAR&quot; gets pulled up.}''<br /> <br /> ''{The music stops.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Once upon a time...<br /> <br /> ''{Puppet Homestar Runner comes in from the right}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...here's the type of thing that happened. <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? ''{no longer angry}'' Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm gonna&amp;mdash; ''{breaks off}'' umm... ''build'' a pile! <br /> <br /> ''{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My pile will start with an egg!<br /> <br /> ''{Puppet Homestar leaves and then comes back holding bacon.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And, a bacon.<br /> <br /> ''{Shark-Tooth Bubs appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' What you're doing in m-here, Homestar? W-you making a breakfast pile or...?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, n&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' A beach resort pile?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no...it's not supposed to be.<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Well, looks like you're heading in that direction, if I'ms can say...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, heavens!<br /> <br /> ''{Shark-Tooth Bubs moves closer to Puppet Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Why don't I be your pile manager? ''{moves back}'' I'll make sure it doesn't become a breakfast pile, for you.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You'd do that for me? Be my pile manager? <br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' ''{lunging forwards, suddenly aggressive}'' Get back to work!<br /> <br /> ''{The curtains close.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Everything was piles upon piles...<br /> <br /> ''{The curtains open to Puppet Homestar and Shark-Tooth Bubs standing by a big pile}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...until one day...<br /> <br /> ''{Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat come in from the left.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Grabble-dee-garble-dee-grabble-a-grah!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh... what?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you haven't heard that yet? That's like, the new &quot;Fe Fi Fo Fum&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't like it. It'll never last.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, anyways, this is my pile now.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no...! ''{leans backwards}''<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' ''{moving forward}'' Say there, Mohhhldy Moldy. You need a pile manager?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You'd do that for me?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' You traitorous trade-about! ''{He exits screen right}''<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Sorry, piles, I got my own styles.<br /> <br /> ''{Screen darkens and then curtain closes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so the Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{curtain opens to the Puppet Homestar moving in silhouette among some hills}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' &amp;mdash; decided that he should seek out some help. He goed and goed until he finally went.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar stops on a hill}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew!<br /> <br /> ''{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and Doreauxgard}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!<br /> <br /> '''DOREAUXGARD:''' Well...sounds like you better protect yourself. Bag of doorknobs. ''{lunges towards Homestar}'' Bag of doors, if you can manage it!<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' Oo! And then, ''oo''! I've got just the thing! Now, huddle up boys, and make that old whispering sound!<br /> <br /> ''{Music starts and the trio make indistinct whispering sounds.}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Curtain closes and reopens to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Shark-Tooth Bubs by the pile}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.<br /> <br /> '''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' I'm going to go throw up at your house.<br /> <br /> ''{Shark-Tooth Bubs exits from the bottom of the screen and is replaced by Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ho ho!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, what?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &quot;Ho ho!&quot; It's the new &quot;a ha&quot;. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I can live with that.<br /> <br /> ''{Marshie comes flying in}''<br /> <br /> '''MARSHIE:''' Let 'em have it, Jackson! ''{Marshie flies off}''<br /> <br /> ''{A translucent sheet comes down so that The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar are only seen as silhouettes}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhhhhhhhh-AGGGH!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{The Homestar puppet comes off to reveal a squirming hand, which makes gurgling/growling noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and flee screen left in terror}''<br /> <br /> ''{The hand lets out a yell after Strong Bad and The Cheat have left the screen}'' <br /> <br /> ''{The Homestar Puppet covers the hand and the sheet comes up, leaving Homestar alone with the pile.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Too good, Strong Bad! ''{Doreauxgard comes in screen left and Marshie flies in}'' Looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!<br /> <br /> ''{The screen darkens, a grey hand with Strong Sad's eyes drawn on it appears from the left}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived ''{curtain closes}'' pretty well after that. Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar enters screen right}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whisperingly}'' Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering, overlapping}'' Stop it. Puppet show's over.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating. <br /> <br /> ''{Homestar continues to whisper to get Strong Sad's attention}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad! Step. On it. We're up! Stop it. Strong Sad! That's it! Cut it off. That's the end. No more!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad finally leaves screen left}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-up... wiggle it... just a little bit... Strong Sad!<br /> <br /> ''{&quot;End.&quot; appears on the curtain}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The [[FeedBurner Page#Short - The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|RSS description]] of the toon is:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''Homestar says''' - Everybody loves the Puppet Homestar. He is a terrific hand-in-the-headthlete. At short last, I bring the hit [[HR:main25.html|homepage No. 25]] to life! What do you get when you cross a cartoon with photos of puppets? Why, something that defeats the purpose of BOTH those things, THAT'S what you get! This puts Muppets, Supermarionation, and the sham marriage known as Gumby to shame! I mean, who can resist that ol'Shark-Tooth Bubs?! &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *Items in Homestar's pile include:<br /> **an [[egg]]<br /> **a piece of [[bacon]]<br /> **some tangled spaghetti with meat sauce<br /> **a [[Wikipedia:Kewpie doll (toy)|Kewpie doll]]<br /> **a [[trophy]]<br /> **a rubber band ball<br /> **a mug<br /> **an engine<br /> **a doorknob<br /> **a tennis ball<br /> &lt;!--There are a few other things in the pile not listed here. If someone can identify them, please add them.--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *This short is done in the same style as [[Main Page 25]].<br /> *Homestar says that Marshie and Doreauxgard are the &quot;only puppets left&quot;; however, [[The Exact Same]] and [[Frank Bennedetto]] are not mentioned.<br /> *Homestar teams with Marshie and Doreauxgard, even though he has previously shown [[Meet Marshie|dislike]] towards Marshie, while Doreauxgard has [[lackey|shown this feeling]] towards Homestar.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *This cartoon focuses on [[pile]]s.<br /> *Strong Sad mentions everything being &quot;[[Styles Upon Styles|Piles Upon Piles]]&quot;.<br /> *Shark-Tooth Bubs says to Homestar that he has his own [[Style|styles]].<br /> *Shark-Tooth Bubs says he's going to [[Puking|throw up]] at Strong Bad's house.<br /> *Shark-Tooth Bubs talks in his [[Powered by the Cheat]] voice<br /> *The part where Homestar is running over the hills is similar to a scene in the [[Old Intro 2|second Intro]].<br /> *There is another reference to [[peeing]].<br /> *The [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall is broken]] when Puppet Homestar expresses disgust over the line &quot;-until he finally went.&quot;, and by the fact both he and Puppet Strong Sad refer to the characters as &quot;puppets&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Strong Bad's &quot;garbldy-garbldy&quot; is mentioned as being the new &quot;Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum&quot; from [[Wikipedia:Jack_and_the_Beanstalk|Jack &amp; the Beanstalk]].<br /> *Strong Bad being &quot;king of the pile&quot; is a play on the phrase &quot;[[Wikipedia:King of the Hill (game)|King of the Hill]]&quot;.<br /> *Homestar saying that Strong Bad's fifteen minutes of pile are over is a play on [[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol's]] famous quote that in the future, everyone would have [[Wikipedia:15 minutes of fame|fifteen minutes of fame]].<br /> *&quot;Wiggle it, just a little bit&quot; is a line from the early-'90s hip hop group [[Wikipedia:2 in a Room|2 in a Room]]'s single &quot;Wiggle It&quot;.<br /> *&quot;Let 'em have it, Jackson!&quot; may be a reference to a quote from Lt. Vasquez in [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare|Call of Duty 4]].<br /> *In the RSS description, Homestar mentions the [[Muppets]], [[Wikipedia:Supermarionation|Supermarionation]] and [[Wikipedia:Gumby|Gumby]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{extlinks|puppetmation|15787}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Puppet Stuff]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-22T04:02:25Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Haikus: */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. 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Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> Voiced by [[Crack Stuntman]], leader of [[Cheat Commandos]], hope he &quot;rock,rock's on&quot;- [[Gunhaver]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-22T02:36:49Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! [[YouTube:w0pnTm-KK9k|here's the video!]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-22T02:33:49Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! {{extlinks|youtube=w0pnTm-KK9k}}<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-22T02:32:57Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! {{youtube=w0pnTm-KK9k}}<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-22T02:26:50Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. (Please see the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]] first.)<br /> *If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].<br /> *If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> *If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].<br /> *To sign and timestamp a post on a [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette|talk page]], type four tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;).<br /> *Above all, be sure to '''[[HRWiki:Standards#Be bold, but know when not to be|be bold]]''' and have fun!<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border-top:1px solid #aaa;background:#f4f4f4;border-bottom:1px solid #aaa;font-size:80%;line-height:110%;padding: 0.5em;margin-top:1.5em;margin-bottom:2em&quot;&gt;The information above is provided as a service upon registration. Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing! youtube=w0pnTm-KK9k<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/japanese_cartoon 2014-11-22T02:02:05Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|57}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|&quot;Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:02<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,<br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> what would you look like as a&lt;br /&gt;<br /> japanese cartoon and what would&lt;br /&gt;<br /> it be about?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -james f.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;f.&quot; as &quot;fffffffffff&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman, the anime version of Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.<br /> <br /> ''{1-Up, the 20X6 counterpart of Homestar Runner, walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Challenge and fighting and&lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Everybody's fighting for the&lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge of the fighting and the&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge and fighting and &lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}<br /> <br /> '''Executive Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''H. Yamauchi'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''<br /> <br /> '''Programmer'''<br /> <br /> '''T. Nakazoo'''<br /> <br /> '''MaruMaru'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Sound Composer'''<br /> <br /> '''Konchan'''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Combolations'''<br /> <br /> '''Oolong Singy'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''<br /> <br /> ''{This final &quot;credit&quot; is clickable to email Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, click on the words &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; to see Stinkoman running. He jumps off the screen, then his head pops up in the logo over the words &quot;Stinkoman K 20X6&quot;.<br /> *:'''STINKOMAN:''' 20X6!<br /> *At the end of &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot;, click on &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...<br /> *During the second Easter egg, click on the &quot;NES Endings&quot; video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.<br /> ** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''<br /> *#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has &quot;BLUE HAiR&quot; and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)<br /> *#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Rygar]]''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].<br /> *The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says &quot;Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't &quot;know or care what a haiku is&quot;):<br /> :So cool an email<br /> :I thought you would enjoy it<br /> :Ding dong dear Strong Bad<br /> *When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a&gt; is at the bottom of the screen.<br /> *[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.<br /> *When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].<br /> *In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.<br /> *Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]<br /> *In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad &quot;Stinkoman.&quot;<br /> *The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled &quot;So Cool A Flash,&quot; and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''<br /> *The two videos next to the NES Endings are &quot;[[Joy of Painting]]&quot; from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].<br /> *Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].<br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> &lt;!--The phrase &quot;I wanna be the guy, too&quot; cannot be a reference to the video game &quot;I Wanna Be the Guy&quot; because this email was released before the video game.--&gt;<br /> *Stinkoman's overall design and the &quot;cool poses&quot; sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.<br /> *In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]'' in his Super Saiyan state.<br /> *The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits The Legend of Zelda]'' for the NES.<br /> **&quot;H. Yamauchi&quot;, &quot;S. Miyahon&quot;, &quot;Ten Ten&quot;, and &quot;Konchan&quot; refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]], and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.<br /> *20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]'', which is set in 20XX, or the first ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game, which is set in 20X5.<br /> *Stinkoman's &quot;robot boots&quot; are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.<br /> *The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''. <br /> *The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].<br /> *The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read &quot;so cool a flash, enjoy it&quot;. ''(see also Inside References)''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, [[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball characters#Oolong|as well as a character from ''Dragon Ball'']] and a song from [[Wikipedia:Three Little Words (film)|Three Little Words]]<br /> *The &quot;K&quot; in &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot; is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)<br /> *The line, &quot;No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older&quot; is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's &quot;just a kid&quot;. Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, &quot;[[Glossary#C|combolations]]&quot; would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.<br /> **Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.<br /> *The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is CD number one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Number two.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Number three.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And number four.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four-disc thing.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ummm...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Or early Tuesday.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' They did! They came over—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well I don't—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Maybe.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —and then they left.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike laughs a little.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We should still do that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The tear, the snot...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So many weird things that happen in—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! Yeah, Matt!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Later, uh, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.<br /> *The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.<br /> *In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|57}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|&quot;Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:02<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,<br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> what would you look like as a&lt;br /&gt;<br /> japanese cartoon and what would&lt;br /&gt;<br /> it be about?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -james f.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;f.&quot; as &quot;fffffffffff&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman, the anime version of Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.<br /> <br /> ''{1-Up, the 20X6 counterpart of Homestar Runner, walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Challenge and fighting and&lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Everybody's fighting for the&lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge of the fighting and the&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge and fighting and &lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}<br /> <br /> '''Executive Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''H. Yamauchi'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''<br /> <br /> '''Programmer'''<br /> <br /> '''T. Nakazoo'''<br /> <br /> '''MaruMaru'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Sound Composer'''<br /> <br /> '''Konchan'''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Combolations'''<br /> <br /> '''Oolong Singy'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''<br /> <br /> ''{This final &quot;credit&quot; is clickable to email Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, click on the words &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; to see Stinkoman running. He jumps off the screen, then his head pops up in the logo over the words &quot;Stinkoman K 20X6&quot;.<br /> *:'''STINKOMAN:''' 20X6!<br /> *At the end of &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot;, click on &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...<br /> *During the second Easter egg, click on the &quot;NES Endings&quot; video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.<br /> ** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''<br /> *#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has &quot;BLUE HAiR&quot; and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)<br /> *#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Rygar]]''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].<br /> *The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says &quot;Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't &quot;know or care what a haiku is&quot;):<br /> :So cool an email<br /> :I thought you would enjoy it<br /> :Ding dong dear Strong Bad<br /> *When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a&gt; is at the bottom of the screen.<br /> *[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.<br /> *When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].<br /> *In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.<br /> *Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]<br /> *In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad &quot;Stinkoman.&quot;<br /> *The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled &quot;So Cool A Flash,&quot; and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''<br /> *The two videos next to the NES Endings are &quot;[[Joy of Painting]]&quot; from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].<br /> *Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].<br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> &lt;!--The phrase &quot;I wanna be the guy, too&quot; cannot be a reference to the video game &quot;I Wanna Be the Guy&quot; because this email was released before the video game.--&gt;<br /> *Stinkoman's overall design and the &quot;cool poses&quot; sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.<br /> *In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]'' in his Super Saiyan state.<br /> *The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits The Legend of Zelda]'' for the NES.<br /> **&quot;H. Yamauchi&quot;, &quot;S. Miyahon&quot;, &quot;Ten Ten&quot;, and &quot;Konchan&quot; refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]], and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.<br /> *20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]'', which is set in 20XX, or the first ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game, which is set in 20X5.<br /> *Stinkoman's &quot;robot boots&quot; are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.<br /> *The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''. <br /> *The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].<br /> *The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read &quot;so cool a flash, enjoy it&quot;. ''(see also Inside References)''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, [[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball characters#Oolong|as well as a character from ''Dragon Ball'']] and a song from [[Wikipedia:Three Little Words(film)|Three Little Words]]<br /> *The &quot;K&quot; in &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot; is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)<br /> *The line, &quot;No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older&quot; is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's &quot;just a kid&quot;. Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, &quot;[[Glossary#C|combolations]]&quot; would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.<br /> **Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.<br /> *The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is CD number one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Number two.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Number three.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And number four.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four-disc thing.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ummm...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Or early Tuesday.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' They did! They came over—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well I don't—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Maybe.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —and then they left.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike laughs a little.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We should still do that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The tear, the snot...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So many weird things that happen in—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! Yeah, Matt!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Later, uh, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.<br /> *The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.<br /> *In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/japanese_cartoon 2014-11-22T01:59:38Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|57}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|&quot;Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:02<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,<br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> what would you look like as a&lt;br /&gt;<br /> japanese cartoon and what would&lt;br /&gt;<br /> it be about?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -james f.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;f.&quot; as &quot;fffffffffff&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman, the anime version of Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.<br /> <br /> ''{1-Up, the 20X6 counterpart of Homestar Runner, walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Challenge and fighting and&lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Everybody's fighting for the&lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge of the fighting and the&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge and fighting and &lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}<br /> <br /> '''Executive Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''H. Yamauchi'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''<br /> <br /> '''Programmer'''<br /> <br /> '''T. Nakazoo'''<br /> <br /> '''MaruMaru'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Sound Composer'''<br /> <br /> '''Konchan'''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Combolations'''<br /> <br /> '''Oolong Singy'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''<br /> <br /> ''{This final &quot;credit&quot; is clickable to email Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, click on the words &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; to see Stinkoman running. He jumps off the screen, then his head pops up in the logo over the words &quot;Stinkoman K 20X6&quot;.<br /> *:'''STINKOMAN:''' 20X6!<br /> *At the end of &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot;, click on &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...<br /> *During the second Easter egg, click on the &quot;NES Endings&quot; video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.<br /> ** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''<br /> *#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has &quot;BLUE HAiR&quot; and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)<br /> *#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Rygar]]''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].<br /> *The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says &quot;Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't &quot;know or care what a haiku is&quot;):<br /> :So cool an email<br /> :I thought you would enjoy it<br /> :Ding dong dear Strong Bad<br /> *When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a&gt; is at the bottom of the screen.<br /> *[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.<br /> *When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].<br /> *In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.<br /> *Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]<br /> *In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad &quot;Stinkoman.&quot;<br /> *The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled &quot;So Cool A Flash,&quot; and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''<br /> *The two videos next to the NES Endings are &quot;[[Joy of Painting]]&quot; from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].<br /> *Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].<br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> &lt;!--The phrase &quot;I wanna be the guy, too&quot; cannot be a reference to the video game &quot;I Wanna Be the Guy&quot; because this email was released before the video game.--&gt;<br /> *Stinkoman's overall design and the &quot;cool poses&quot; sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.<br /> *In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]'' in his Super Saiyan state.<br /> *The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits The Legend of Zelda]'' for the NES.<br /> **&quot;H. Yamauchi&quot;, &quot;S. Miyahon&quot;, &quot;Ten Ten&quot;, and &quot;Konchan&quot; refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]], and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.<br /> *20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]'', which is set in 20XX, or the first ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game, which is set in 20X5.<br /> *Stinkoman's &quot;robot boots&quot; are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.<br /> *The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''. <br /> *The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].<br /> *The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read &quot;so cool a flash, enjoy it&quot;. ''(see also Inside References)''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, [[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball characters#Oolong|as well as a character from ''Dragon Ball'']] and a song from [[Wikipedia:Three Little Words|Three Little Words]]<br /> *The &quot;K&quot; in &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot; is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)<br /> *The line, &quot;No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older&quot; is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's &quot;just a kid&quot;. Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, &quot;[[Glossary#C|combolations]]&quot; would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.<br /> **Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.<br /> *The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is CD number one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Number two.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Number three.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And number four.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four-disc thing.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ummm...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Or early Tuesday.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' They did! They came over—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well I don't—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Maybe.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —and then they left.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike laughs a little.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We should still do that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The tear, the snot...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So many weird things that happen in—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! Yeah, Matt!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Later, uh, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.<br /> *The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.<br /> *In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/japanese_cartoon 2014-11-22T01:57:36Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|57}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|&quot;Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:02<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,<br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> what would you look like as a&lt;br /&gt;<br /> japanese cartoon and what would&lt;br /&gt;<br /> it be about?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -james f.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;f.&quot; as &quot;fffffffffff&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman, the anime version of Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.<br /> <br /> ''{1-Up, the 20X6 counterpart of Homestar Runner, walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Challenge and fighting and&lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Everybody's fighting for the&lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge of the fighting and the&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge and fighting and &lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}<br /> <br /> '''Executive Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''H. Yamauchi'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''<br /> <br /> '''Programmer'''<br /> <br /> '''T. Nakazoo'''<br /> <br /> '''MaruMaru'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Sound Composer'''<br /> <br /> '''Konchan'''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Combolations'''<br /> <br /> '''Oolong Singy'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''<br /> <br /> ''{This final &quot;credit&quot; is clickable to email Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, click on the words &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; to see Stinkoman running. He jumps off the screen, then his head pops up in the logo over the words &quot;Stinkoman K 20X6&quot;.<br /> *:'''STINKOMAN:''' 20X6!<br /> *At the end of &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot;, click on &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...<br /> *During the second Easter egg, click on the &quot;NES Endings&quot; video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.<br /> ** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''<br /> *#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has &quot;BLUE HAiR&quot; and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)<br /> *#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Rygar]]''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].<br /> *The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says &quot;Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't &quot;know or care what a haiku is&quot;):<br /> :So cool an email<br /> :I thought you would enjoy it<br /> :Ding dong dear Strong Bad<br /> *When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a&gt; is at the bottom of the screen.<br /> *[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.<br /> *When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].<br /> *In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.<br /> *Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]<br /> *In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad &quot;Stinkoman.&quot;<br /> *The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled &quot;So Cool A Flash,&quot; and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''<br /> *The two videos next to the NES Endings are &quot;[[Joy of Painting]]&quot; from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].<br /> *Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].<br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> &lt;!--The phrase &quot;I wanna be the guy, too&quot; cannot be a reference to the video game &quot;I Wanna Be the Guy&quot; because this email was released before the video game.--&gt;<br /> *Stinkoman's overall design and the &quot;cool poses&quot; sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.<br /> *In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]'' in his Super Saiyan state.<br /> *The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits The Legend of Zelda]'' for the NES.<br /> **&quot;H. Yamauchi&quot;, &quot;S. Miyahon&quot;, &quot;Ten Ten&quot;, and &quot;Konchan&quot; refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]], and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.<br /> *20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]'', which is set in 20XX, or the first ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game, which is set in 20X5.<br /> *Stinkoman's &quot;robot boots&quot; are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.<br /> *The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''. <br /> *The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].<br /> *The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read &quot;so cool a flash, enjoy it&quot;. ''(see also Inside References)''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, [[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball characters#Oolong|as well as a character from ''''Dragon Ball'']]'' and a song from [[Wikipedia:Three Little Words|Three Little Words]]<br /> *The &quot;K&quot; in &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot; is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)<br /> *The line, &quot;No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older&quot; is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's &quot;just a kid&quot;. Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, &quot;[[Glossary#C|combolations]]&quot; would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.<br /> **Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.<br /> *The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is CD number one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Number two.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Number three.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And number four.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four-disc thing.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ummm...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Or early Tuesday.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' They did! They came over—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well I don't—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Maybe.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —and then they left.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike laughs a little.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We should still do that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The tear, the snot...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So many weird things that happen in—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! Yeah, Matt!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Later, uh, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.<br /> *The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.<br /> *In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]]</div>

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<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|57}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail57.PNG|thumb|&quot;Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a [[Wikipedia:Anime|Japanese cartoon]], and [[20X6]] is born.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Cheatball]] (spaceship), {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)'''<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Planet K]], [[Homestar Runner's House]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, January 6, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:02<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong,<br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> what would you look like as a&lt;br /&gt;<br /> japanese cartoon and what would&lt;br /&gt;<br /> it be about?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -james f.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;f.&quot; as &quot;fffffffffff&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen with Strong Bad standing there. As he describes how he would look, the changes are applied}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean. With real, real big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ''{clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both}'' ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. ''{robotic 'shooo' noise}'' And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman, the anime version of Strong Bad, flies around in assorted cool poses. He then lands down in a futuristic anime rendition of the field. Video game music plays in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.<br /> <br /> ''{1-Up, the 20X6 counterpart of Homestar Runner, walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.<br /> <br /> ''{Pan Pan, the anime version of Pom Pom designed to look like a panda, bounces in and squashes 1-Up}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing and stomping from one foot to the other, with miniature mushroom clouds appearing around his head}'' Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha! He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, the cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Challenge and fighting and&lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Everybody's fighting for the&lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge of the fighting and the&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Challenge and fighting and &lt;br&gt;<br /> Fighting the challenge tonight.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear:}<br /> <br /> '''Executive Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''H. Yamauchi'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Producer'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''S. Miyahon'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''Ten Ten'''<br /> <br /> ''{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}''<br /> <br /> '''Programmer'''<br /> <br /> '''T. Nakazoo'''<br /> <br /> '''MaruMaru'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Sound Composer'''<br /> <br /> '''Konchan'''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Compy with Strong Bad typing}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice}'' Japanese cartoons are w— ''{clears his throat, his voice returns to normal}'' Oh, ahem, excuse me. ''{typing}'' Japanese cartoons are weird, man. Though I may be on to something with that blue hair. ''{stops typing}'' Look pretty nice, it look-a pretty nice!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene does an ink-transition and more credits appear as Strong Bad sings the 20X6 theme tune:}''<br /> <br /> '''Director'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike Rock]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Designer'''<br /> <br /> '''[[Matt Chapman|MattMatt]]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Combolations'''<br /> <br /> '''Oolong Singy'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Click Here To Email Strong Bad'''<br /> <br /> ''{This final &quot;credit&quot; is clickable to email Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, click on the words &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; to see Stinkoman running. He jumps off the screen, then his head pops up in the logo over the words &quot;Stinkoman K 20X6&quot;.<br /> *:'''STINKOMAN:''' 20X6!<br /> *At the end of &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot;, click on &quot;Japanese cartoons&quot; again to see Homestar Runner watching it and singing along to the theme song.<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight, somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...<br /> *During the second Easter egg, click on the &quot;NES Endings&quot; video tape to see various endings to [[Nintendo|NES]] games. Once the NES Endings window opens, you can click on it to show more.<br /> ** The endings for the Nintendo games are as follows:<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'' (also the source of the background music in this email)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest]]'' (Normal Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 2|Mega Man 2]]''<br /> *#''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' (''Super Mario USA'' in Japan)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Hoops (video game)|Hoops]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N' Goblins]]'' (Good, Second Ending)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Blaster Master|Blaster Master]]'' (This has &quot;BLUE HAiR&quot; and an arrow pointing to the character's hair written on it)<br /> *#''[[Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]]'' (First Quest)<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' (with a [[Wikipedia:Metroid#JUSTIN BAILEY|suitless]] [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]])<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]''<br /> *#''[[Wikipedia:Rygar (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Rygar]]''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Until the domain registration expired, this email could be watched on [http://www.stinkoman.com www.stinkoman.com].<br /> *The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says &quot;Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad recites a [[Wikipedia:haiku|haiku]], which is very fitting (although in [[Halloween Fairstival]], he claims that he doesn't &quot;know or care what a haiku is&quot;):<br /> :So cool an email<br /> :I thought you would enjoy it<br /> :Ding dong dear Strong Bad<br /> *When Strong Bad is reading the email, the a&gt; is at the bottom of the screen.<br /> *[[The Paper]] does not come down at the end of the email.<br /> *When Homestar is seen from the back in the Easter egg, he is drawn in an [[Homestar Runner Evolution|older style]].<br /> *In the TeeBee Easter egg, Stinkoman eventually stops running on the TV, freezing in place, meaning the animation is not actually looped like most of the other animations on the site.<br /> *Getting rid of Strong Bad's thumbs apparently alters the shape of his belly.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Messed up windows.PNG|thumb|Are those overlapping windows asking for a challenge?]]<br /> *In the scene with Stinkoman and 1-Up, the windows on the second far right building overlap onto the building next to it. This is best seen when zoomed in on the swf file.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The name Stinkoman is a reference to [[island]], when Homestar calls Strong Bad &quot;Stinkoman.&quot;<br /> *The first line of Strong Bad's haiku is similar to Strong Bad Email #34, [[weird dream]], in which The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], has an icon labeled &quot;So Cool A Flash,&quot; and the image Strong Bad brings up entitled &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; ''(see also [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]])''<br /> *The two videos next to the NES Endings are &quot;[[Joy of Painting]]&quot; from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].<br /> *Stinkoman's first cool pose shows him holding a [[Big Knife]].<br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> &lt;!--The phrase &quot;I wanna be the guy, too&quot; cannot be a reference to the video game &quot;I Wanna Be the Guy&quot; because this email was released before the video game.--&gt;<br /> *Stinkoman's overall design and the &quot;cool poses&quot; sequence appear to be based on the [[Wikipedia:Ganbare Goemon|Ganbare Goemon]] video games, also known as ''Legend of the Mystical Ninja''.<br /> *In the third slide of the credits for Stinkoman K, the art is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] from the series ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]'' in his Super Saiyan state.<br /> *The credits for Stinkoman K are lifted from ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176925/fullcredits The Legend of Zelda]'' for the NES.<br /> **&quot;H. Yamauchi&quot;, &quot;S. Miyahon&quot;, &quot;Ten Ten&quot;, and &quot;Konchan&quot; refer to [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]], [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[imdb:nm0854843|Takashi Tezuka]], and [[Wikipedia:Koji Kondo|Koji Kondo]], respectively.<br /> *20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]'', which is set in 20XX, or the first ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game, which is set in 20X5.<br /> *Stinkoman's &quot;robot boots&quot; are similar to the ones that [[Wikipedia:Roll (Mega Man)|Roll]], a female character from the Mega Man games, wears.<br /> *The spaceship strongly resembles one of the [http://starbase.globalpc.net/%7Ebhz/strongbad/images/galaxy5000.gif spaceships] from the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] game ''Galaxy 5000''. <br /> *The background music and sung credits song is taken from the NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Racer|Rad Racer]]'', which was composed by [[Wikipedia:Nobuo Uematsu|Nobuo Uematsu]].<br /> *The first two lines of Strong Bad's haiku are very similar to an infamous subject line used by the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez]] email virus, which read &quot;so cool a flash, enjoy it&quot;. ''(see also Inside References)''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Oolong|Oolong]] is a Chinese tea, [[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball characters#Oolong|as well as a character from ''Dragon Ball'']]'' and a song from [[Wikipedia:Three Little Words|Three Little Words]]<br /> *The &quot;K&quot; in &quot;Stinko Man K 20X6&quot; is a homage to anime mega-series such as [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]], [[Wikipedia:Gundam|Gundam]], and [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]], which use letters to separate different series or seasons (e.g., ''Dragon Ball Z'', ''Z Gundam'', ''Sailor Moon R'', etc.)<br /> *The line, &quot;No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older&quot; is a reference to the anime movie ''[[Akira]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Shotaro Kaneda (Akira)|Kaneda]] refuses to let [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]] ride his motorbike because he's &quot;just a kid&quot;. Also, Stinkoman's voice is similar to [[IMDb:nm0164682|Cam Clarke's]] dub of Kaneda.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *As The Brothers Chaps mention in the commentary below, &quot;[[Glossary#C|combolations]]&quot; would also be given by [[Senor Cardgage]] in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The 20X6 and Homestar watching Easter eggs are now opened by different icons. The Strong Bad's head icon on the right side of the Compy 386 screen opens the former, and the one in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 opens the latter.<br /> **Be warned that if you open the Homestar Easter egg, you have to restart the toon in order to see the other one.<br /> *The NES Endings are still accessible, though you have to wait for the Homestar video clip to be finished before you can access them.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is CD number one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Number two.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Number three.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And number four.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's from that Flaming Lips four-disc thing.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' All right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this is when we started this email at, like, 10 PM on Sunday night, didn't we?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' And we didn't finish until early... or ''late'' Monday?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ummm...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Or early Tuesday.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think it was up on Monday.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But it was definitely later in the day.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I remember Matt and Jenna, our friends Matt and Jenna came over and we had just drawn some of these preliminary drawings of Strong Bad as Stinkoman and we showed it to them.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' They did! They came over—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I believe you! I'm just saying I don't remember it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well I don't—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't have anything to add to that, uh, line of—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't know why we did, we probably had a good time for a little while—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Maybe.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —and then they left.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is another email, nobody likes this email, everybody hates this email.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike laughs a little.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You know. There's that ship! Originally we were going to say that ship was The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was going to be, the 20X6 version of The Cheat was that ship.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We should still do that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe—maybe so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Um... I like Homestar's boots there.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, I think we didn't—until we recorded this line, we weren't going to, like, call him Stinkoman, were we? And it was, we were just making that reference, to the old, to the island email.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{at the same time, overlapping}'' You've got to remember... right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I love those mushroom things. I love those—the mushroom things—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's the tear over your head.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The tear, the snot...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And the snot bubble.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some other stuff.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So many weird things that happen in—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Those mushroom things happen in, uh, Animal Crossing, when they get mad at you.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right! Yeah, Matt!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Of course, these are all the credits from, uh, the original Legend of Zelda.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Konchan, the sound composer. Does good work.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt starts singing the Legend of Zelda theme song, then Mike continues it.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Sorry. Um... so yeah. So the one-two punch of Trogdor and Stinkoman are probably—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, back to back weeks.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —are probably ''the'' most popular emails. Combolations. ''{laughs a little}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Later, uh, Senor Cardgage gives combolations to Strong Bad in the 100th email.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *The album in particular Matt and Mike reference at the beginning is [[Wikipedia:Zaireeka|Zaireeka]] by [[Wikipedia:The Flaming Lips|The Flaming Lips]]. Zaireeka was a highly experimental album designed to be heard on 4 separate discs played simultaneously. The part of the album they reference happens at the beginning of each track and serves as a way to let the listener know if the discs are synced properly.<br /> *The talk about the Cheatball being a spaceship is likely a reference to the anime [[Wikipedia:Tenchi Muyo!|''Tenchi Muyo'']], where the [[Wikipedia:Cabbit|cabbit]] [[Wikipedia:Ryo-Ohki|Ryo-Ohki]] could transform into a spaceship several hundred times her size.<br /> *In the video game ''[[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]]'', when the villagers get mad, steam clouds come out of their heads, not mushroom clouds like Matt said. When the villagers are laughing, words that mean laughing (such as ha ha) flash around their heads in a way similar to the way that mushroom clouds appear around Stinkoman's head.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{extlinks|sbemail57|youtube=8KqF9G_DQls}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:20X6]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]<br /> [[Category:Podstar Runner]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_Smiling 2014-11-21T21:55:23Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Notable Other Appearances */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Strongbadsblounskched.png|thumb|&quot;You got SBLOUNSKCHED!&quot;]]<br /> Especially in the early years of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]]'s mouth has been most often seen to be in a slight frown, usually in a rectangular or round (when he talks) shape. His mouth was curved in such a way as to suggest he is often upset. However, there have also been plenty of times when he has '''smiled''', an effect created by slightly distorting the upper part of Strong Bad's rectangular mouth, turning his expression into an unmistakable smile. While some of these smiles were in reaction to or anticipation of his usual misdeeds, he has also found other reasons to smile. As Strong Bad became a more prominent character over the years, the rate at which he would smile noticeably increased. Although crude drawings of Strong Bad may have their own variations of this phenomenon, the real Strong Bad has, and, most likely, always will have the same, bizarre, distorted rectangle of a smile.<br /> <br /> Smiling became a more-or-less common and normal part of Strong Bad's character around 2006. Only select instances of smiling since then are listed. <br /> <br /> ==Select Appearances==<br /> ===Evil Smiles===<br /> *[[A Jorb Well Done]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles while trying to get [[Coach Z]] to say the word &quot;job&quot;, then bursts out laughing as he, [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] ridicule the coach for not being able to say the word.<br /> **Ironically, although this is the first time Strong Bad smiles, he smiles for the entirety of his appearance in this toon.<br /> *[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &amp;mdash; If the steak is chosen as [[Marzipan]]'s treat, Strong Bad appears and grins as he sneaks a few more steaks into her bag.<br /> *Email [[origins]] &amp;mdash; Lil' Strong Bad smiles after he gets a drill for his birthday (which he uses on [[Strong Sad]], resulting in his belly button).<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles while calling Strong Sad a butt for claiming that it was 2005, not 1997. He also smiles when he and The Cheat go over to the [[The King of Town|authorized Godzilla reseller]]'s booth and attack the reseller with pea soup.<br /> *[[Grumblecakes (video)]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles rather disturbingly at the end of the video.<br /> *Email [[being mean]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles during the entire scene while he is knocking over Homestar's really tall ice cream cone.<br /> *[[Donut Unto Others]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles, and laughs, after he slaps a note on the side of [[Homestar]]'s [[Do-Nots]] shop, causing it to fall over.<br /> *Email [[videography]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles while explaining his other quotation mark professions.<br /> <br /> ===Notable Other Appearances===<br /> *[[The Secrets That I Keep]] &amp;mdash; [[Lil' Strong Bad]] smiles for the camera as does young Strong Sad.<br /> *[[Halloween Awards Show]] &amp;mdash; While Strong Bad is behind the podium thanking The Cheat and Bubs, he smiles.<br /> *Email [[stand-up]] &amp;mdash; Lil' Strong Bad grins nervously while doing stand-up comedy (with disastrous results).<br /> *Email [[suntan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad grins at Marzipan after drawing abs on his stomach.<br /> *Email [[no loafing]] &amp;mdash; In the picture showing Strong Bad with the [[No Loafing Sign]], Strong Bad is smiling.<br /> *Email [[for kids]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad is seen smiling into the camera on his TV show.<br /> *Email [[montage]] &amp;mdash; During his date with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], Strong Bad is smiling.<br /> *Email [[best thing]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles and laughs while watching [[Limozeen: &quot;but they're in space!&quot;]].<br /> *Email [[rampage]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles and laughs with Coach Z when they joke about Strong Sad being a &quot;master of ceremonies&quot;.<br /> *[[Senorial Day]] &amp;mdash; While trying to play football with [[Senor Cardgage]], Strong Bad smiles.<br /> *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiled while he was riding with Learner's Permit Girl.<br /> *Email [[modeling]] &amp;mdash; While posing for magazine photos, Strong Bad smiles.<br /> *Email [[Family Resemblence]] &amp;mdash; In the Birds Of A Feather postcard, Strong Bad smiles.<br /> *Email [[record book]] &amp;mdash; In a photograph accompanying Lil' Strong Bad's record for Dirtiest Diapey, he is smiling.<br /> *One [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-22|sketchbook]] item pictured an extremely happy and smiling &quot;[[Dreamaway Johnny]]&quot; version of Strong Bad.<br /> *Email [[geddup noise]] &amp;mdash; As he introduces one of the many [[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noise]] knockoffs, &quot;The Git Outcha Seat Sound&quot;, Strong Bad smiles.<br /> *Email [[candy product]] &amp;mdash; During the commercial for SBLOUNSKCHED!, Strong Bad is smiling.<br /> *Email [[alternate universe]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles after asking other Strong Bads to do a song. He also smiles after saying hello to Senor Cardgage's tacklebox.<br /> *Email [[isp]] &amp;mdash; When Strong Bad and Bubs see Strong Mad talking in a high-pitch voice, Strong Bad grins as they all laugh psychotically.<br /> *Email [[theme song]] &amp;mdash; During the first theme song, Strong Bad is smiling.<br /> *Email [[4 branches]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad is happy to know that there are free bagels at the water cooler.<br /> *[[Date Nite]] &amp;mdash; After Strong Bad says &quot;drowning them&quot;, he smiles slightly.<br /> *Email [[concert]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles while telling [[Homestar Runner]] about [[sloshy]].<br /> *[[Jibblies 2]] &amp;mdash; To stay in character as Beetlejuice, Strong Bad smiles throughout most of the toon.<br /> *[[Behind the Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles while entering his office.<br /> *Email [[email thunder]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad is delighted to see [[The Paper]] return.<br /> *[[Most in the Graveyard]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's fake mouth in his costume of the planet from the cover of ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'' has an open smiling grin on it.<br /> *[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles while handing out hot chocolate to the other characters, as a byproduct of his parole.<br /> *[[Kick-A-Ball]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles when he hears that Homestar cheated, and lost (almost).<br /> *[[79 Seconds Left]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles when he pours water on his knee.<br /> *Email [[hremail3184]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad can be seen smiling when [[Senor Cardgage]] first shows up in his house.<br /> *[[Fish Eye Lens]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles when leaning in to say &quot;You know what that means!&quot;<br /> *[[I Killed Pom Pom!]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad smiles as part of his [[Wikipedia:Mac Tonight|Mac Tonight]] costume.<br /> <br /> ==Screenshots of Strong Bad Smiling==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Secrets-smiling.png|Happy brothers<br /> Image:oldstrongbad.png|&quot;Next time, try to add some more syllables.&quot;<br /> Image:SB-smiling-steaks.png|&quot;Is this a joke? It's not funny.&quot;<br /> Image:littlestrongbadstandup.png|&quot;How about this cafeteria food?&quot;<br /> Image:SB Halloween Award.png|&quot;We did it, little buddy!&quot;<br /> Image:SB suntan smile.png|&quot;Oops, forgot the hatching.&quot;<br /> Image:No Loafing!.PNG|&quot;A sign that said 'No Loafing!' was the answer.&quot;<br /> Image:sbemail110.png|&quot;Can you say, 'a-The Cheat'?&quot;<br /> Image:sbemail117.png|Dating the Wagon Fulla Pancakes<br /> Image:bellybutton.PNG|How Strong Sad got his belly button<br /> Image:SB-smile-limo.png|&quot;Oh-ho-ho! So classic!&quot; <br /> Image:rampage CoachZ SB.png|&quot;What part of the streets are you from, exactly?&quot;<br /> Image:senorialsmall.PNG|&quot;Hit me on the slant!&quot;<br /> Image:sbemail132.PNG|&quot;I'll pencil you in.&quot;<br /> Image:Strong Bad Smiling DVD.PNG|...Flock together?<br /> Image:littlestrongbaddirtiestdiapey.png|Dirtiest Diapey<br /> Image:Trogcon-smile.png|&quot;It might be for you, but... you're a butt.&quot;<br /> Image:The Git Outcha Seat Sound.png|&quot;And now, everybody's favorite style...&quot; <br /> Image:20050922 sketchbook dreamaway johnny.PNG|Dreamaway Johnny<br /> Image:Fishingwithcardgage.png|&quot;You're gonna adopt me?&quot;<br /> Image:SBPsychotic.png|Strong Mad's a website!<br /> Image:Strongbadsmiling4branches.PNG|&quot;I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened.&quot;<br /> Image:Sbslhoshy.PNG|&quot;Slosh-ay!&quot;<br /> Image:Halloween 2007 Strong Bad.PNG|&quot;That's a keeper.&quot;<br /> Image:Behindthegrin.png| &quot;And here is your office.&quot;<br /> Image:SB smiling email thunder.png|&quot;The Paper! You came back!&quot;<br /> Image:Strong Bad as The Planet on the Cover of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.png|&quot;What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?&quot;<br /> Image:badsmile3184crop.PNG|&quot;You gunna help me come outta e-tirement?&quot;&lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Statistics of Strong Bad Smiling==<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;width:20%;&quot; | Year !! Number of Toons in which Strong Bad appeared onscreen !! Number of Toons in which Strong Bad smiled !! Percentage of Toons in which Strong Bad smiled<br /> |-<br /> | 2000 || 9 || 0 || 0%<br /> |-<br /> | 2001 || 15 || 2 || 13%<br /> |-<br /> | 2002 || 56 || 2 || 3.6%<br /> |-<br /> | 2003 || 43 || 2 || 5%<br /> |-<br /> | 2004 || 37 || 4 || 10.8%<br /> |-<br /> | 2005 || 38 || 10 || 26.3%<br /> |-<br /> | 2006 || 32 || 9 || 28.1%<br /> |-<br /> | 2007 || 32 || 8 || 25%<br /> |-<br /> | 2008 || 30 || 14 || 46.7%<br /> |-<br /> | 2009 || 23 || 7 || 30.4%<br /> |-<br /> | 2010 || 3 || 0 || 0%<br /> |-<br /> | 2011 || 1 || 0 || 0%<br /> |-<br /> | 2012 || 0 || 0 || 0%<br /> |-<br /> | 2013 || 1 || 0 || 0%<br /> |-<br /> | 2014 || 2 || 2 || 100%<br /> |-<br /> | Total || 321 || 59 || 19.3%<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Strong Mad Smiling]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad Smiling]]<br /> *[[The Cheat Smiling]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Lists]][[Category:Recurring Themes]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-21T21:28:15Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Haikus: */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. 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Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the [[wrestleman]], checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing!<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-21T21:26:48Z

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Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the wrestleman, checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing!<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> *Discovering [[homestarrunner.com]] for the first time<br /> <br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Done'''<br /> *There was this one time where I did [[Wikipedia:Rafting|white water rafting]] in the [[Wikipedia:Snake River Canyon|Snake River Canyon]]<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/stand-up 2014-11-21T19:38:48Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Inside References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|18}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail18.PNG|thumb|&quot;Oh No!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Joe P. asks Strong Bad if he has ever done any stand-up comedy.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Stages|The Stage]]<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, March 18, 2002<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 1:27<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Something has compelled me to check my email.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;dear strong bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any &lt;br /&gt;<br /> stand up comidic stuff?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> crapfully crappy,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> joe p.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{He pronounces the first sentence as it's spelled: &quot;Urr a real fewney guy.&quot; He also pronounces &quot;comidic&quot; as spelled and &quot;joe p.&quot; as &quot;Jopy&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What? No. No. No. I mean, no. Never. No. What? No. ''{leaves computer}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad sticks his head in the scene. Computer blurs out of focus.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Psst. Come with me. ''{leaves computer}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, now with a [[Telebision]]. He walks in, carrying a video tape marked &quot;S.B. Talent Show&quot; and inserts it into his old-fashioned wooden VCR. The video shows a younger-looking Coach Z with a huge afro and mustache on-stage talking into a microphone.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Once again, thank you to little Marzipan and her wonderful clogging. Okay, so up next we got the comedy stylings of little &lt;!--he says &quot;little,&quot; not &quot;Lil',&quot; so it's a lowercase adjective here--&gt; Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z walks off stage as Lil' Strong Bad walks on from the left to general applause. He lowers the microphone.}''<br /> <br /> '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Thank you Coach Z, ''{pause}'' for not patting my butt. ''{audience laughs}'' Good evening, ladies and germs. Um... How about this cafeteria food? Is it cardboard or is it pizza? ''{more audience laughs, though less pronounced; Lil' Strong Bad looks uneasy}'' You know, 'cause it... tastes bad. Um... What about that one... that joke... Coach Z's hair is funny looking. Don't you guys think? 'Cause it's big... He has really big hair...<br /> <br /> ''{Lil' Strong Bad's pants fall down. He looks down at them as the audience laughs.}''<br /> <br /> '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Oh no!<br /> <br /> ''{Lil' Strong Bad starts running offstage, but falls down just as he reaches the edge of the screen. The screen goes blank. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *This is the first email in which Strong Bad is seen [[Strong Bad Wearing a Shirt|with a shirt on]].<br /> *This is the first appearance of Lil' Strong Bad in an email. <br /> *This is the first time [[Strong Bad Losing His Pants|Strong Bad loses his pants]].<br /> *This is the first appearance of Coach Z in an email.<br /> *This is the first instance of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|Strong Sad getting revenge on Strong Bad]].<br /> *This is Lil Strong Bad's first speaking role.<br /> *[[The VCR]] is made by Totaltronics.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Lil' Strong Bad doesn't have the highlights in his eyes that the adult Strong Bad has.<br /> *Strong Sad shows us this tape on his own TV/VCR in [[Strong Sad's Room|his room]]. While the TV is identical, Strong Bad's VCR is not nearly so retro.<br /> *[[Marzipan]] is able to clog dance, despite her [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|lack of visible legs]].<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *If you change the contrast to anything but black, it will change back to black when Strong Sad steps in front of the Tandy, and back to whatever color you had when he moves away.<br /> **Also, when Strong Sad stands in front of the Tandy 400, the green lines stop moving.<br /> *When Lil' Strong Bad runs away screaming &quot;Oh no!&quot;, his mouth doesn't move.<br /> *When Strong Sad says to come with him, he's holding the VCR tape off-camera, and its text is mirrored before he turns.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Strong Bad receives another email signed with the word [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully]].<br /> *Strong Sad's [[Telebision]] is the same as the one used in the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]].<br /> *This is another mention of [[pizza]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward References===<br /> *&quot;The Comedy Stylings of Lil' Strong Bad&quot; is later used in [[theme song]]<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So... here's another email that we made.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' On our wed—''{trips over his own tongue}'' wedthighs. It's, uh... I remember thinking how ambitious it was at the time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It ''is'' ambitious for—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Not only do we cut away... Um... Ahhh... Yeah... What?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We've got a rack focus right here. Oooh, blurry monitor.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's the old Strong Bad mouth, though. That's not very good. I remember this, that VCR was pretty complicated—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' S—what'd I say?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Strong ''Bad''. Strong Bad's the one with the ''red'' face.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' The tracking is amazing. Mike did that tracking and that little rainbow effect.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, we used that a lot of times.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, 'cause it's so good. Nobody ever-<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Hold up!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —Why are people not as concerned with Coach Z with the fro and mustache?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, no one cared.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I think it's great! And little &lt;!--someone double-check the pronunciation here--&gt; Strong Bad, he's wearing a—that's not a tuxedo, Mike, it's one of those tuxedo T-shirts.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Like... the kind that Mark Cohen used to have.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. And if you, uh, look, he's wearing—he's got elastic waistband pants, khaki pants.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Garanimals.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Garanimals. Yep, that's the stage from our elementary school, from [http://www.dekalb.k12.ga.us/~vanderlyn/ Vanderlyn Elementary School], which we later make even more obvious in a Christmas cartoon.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Oooh! So this is also the only other time we reveal that Strong Bad actually has, like, legs, like flesh—flesh legs.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Garanimals|Garanimals]] is a line of children's clothing manufactured by Garan Incorporated.<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Racking focus|rack focus]] involves shifting the attention of the viewer from one part of the scene to another by changing the focus of the lens.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail18.html|watch &quot;stand-up&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail18.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;stand-up&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]<br /> [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div>

Fitzconn http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Fitzconn 2014-11-21T18:13:59Z

<p>Fitzconn:&#32;/* Bottom 10 */</p> <hr /> <div>== Some links to get you started ==<br /> '''Here are some resources to help familiarize yourself with the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]:'''<br /> *Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].<br /> *If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to [[HRWiki:FAQ|frequently asked questions]], check out the various [[Help:Contents|help]] pages.<br /> *To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].<br /> *If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].<br /> ----<br /> '''To get plugged in to the community:'''<br /> *Let us know a little bit about yourself on your [[User:Fitzconn|user page]]. 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Once you have checked out all the links, please feel free to delete it.&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == [[Bottom 10]] ==<br /> 1. Hearing [[Wikipedia:Taylor Swift|Taylor Swift]] songs on the radio with my mom<br /> <br /> 2. Musical nobots with low batteries<br /> <br /> 3. The [[Powered by the Cheat]] sound [[The Paper|the Paper]] makes in [[mile|Sbemail #87]].<br /> <br /> 4. The hidden meaning behind [[old comics]]<br /> <br /> 5. Haunted houses<br /> <br /> 6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a [[Wikipedia:Manual transmission|stick shift]])<br /> <br /> 7. Hearing the [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic]] version of [[Seasonal Sweaters]], if there ever is one.<br /> <br /> 8. Discovering [[Experimental Film|the color of infinity]]<br /> <br /> 9. Blackouts<br /> <br /> 10. Pink fluffy [[unicorns]] dancing on rainbows<br /> <br /> == Haikus: ==<br /> He's the wrestleman, checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] since '01, types with boxing gloves- [[Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> Leader of the site, drink of choice is [[melonade]], [[Where My Hat is At?|Where his hat is at?]]- [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> <br /> Had [[A Jorb Well Done|a &quot;jorb&quot; well done]], dresses green from head to toe, disses [[Sbemail 150?!?|eyeball pears]]- [[Coach Z]]<br /> <br /> [[original|If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits]], all original!- [[Bubs]]<br /> <br /> [[soolnds|Feet of elephant]], [[2 years|doesn't like food anymore]], may the best man whine- [[Strong Sad]]<br /> <br /> Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in [[Cool Tapes]]- [[Strong Mad]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the [[Why Come Only One Girl?|only girl]], something in my eye- [[Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Strongest Man in the World|Training night and day]], Homestar Runner by his side, he won a [[golbol]]- [[Pom Pom]]<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his [[cheatday|fake I.D.]], Strong Bad might [[Kicking the Cheat|kick him]]- [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> Ruler of the [[Free Country USA|land]], plays guitar in [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DOI]], Let the King have some!- [[The King of Town]]<br /> <br /> King of Town's P.A., Shoveling [[whatsit]] all day, can't he get a life?- [[The Poopsmith]]<br /> <br /> He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by [[Heavy Lourde]]- [[Homsar]]<br /> <br /> Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a &quot;caper&quot;- [[The Sneak]]<br /> <br /> [[Malloween Commercial|He will scare your dad]], the mascot of [[Fluffy Puff]], Made from the best stuff!- [[Marshie]]<br /> <br /> == Favorite Quotes: ==<br /> <br /> &quot;This is not good! This is not good at all!&quot;- Inez from [[Wikipedia:Cyberchase|Cyberchase]]<br /> <br /> &quot;An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Mahatma Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR]]<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of art is to give life a shape.&quot;- [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]]<br /> <br /> &quot;You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit&quot;- [[Wikipedia:Aristotle|Aristotle]]<br /> <br /> == [[best thing|Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten]] ==<br /> '''Best Things I've Ever Seen'''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Three Dog Night|Three Dog Night]] live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds<br /> *Epic Rap Battles of History's video, [[Ghostbusters]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]. It's amazing!<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pentatonix|Pentatonix]] covering a medley of [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] songs.<br /> *When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a [[Wikipedia:Flat Stanley|Flat Stanley]]. The entire team took a picture with him.<br /> <br /> == Talk page ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just to let you know (in case you don't), this page is for people to contact you, as I'm doing now. The stuff you're putting here is fine, but usual custom is to have it on your user page, which is here: [[User:Fitzconn]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 00:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)</div>

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