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Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

2006-07-18T07:43:03Z

Flashstar runner:

{{tgsnav|11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10|Issue 10|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Death|Death]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Raccoon Girl|Raccoon Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Tentacle Camera|Tentacle Camera]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chumbly Wumbly Bear|Chumbly Wumbly Bear]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Maniac In A Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cosplayover Camp|Cosplayover Camp]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:32

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' Working toilet paper!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh fascist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''GRIM REAPER:''' Forbode... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Manager appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{shouting}'' Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labeled Mark}'' Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Manager}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meet a fist!

'''ASTRONAUT:''' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Shirt Folding Store Manager falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble}'' 'kay.

'''ASTRONAUT:''' ''{suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da da!

''{Intertitle Guy displays the intertitle "MEANWHILE at summer camp"}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A customer stands beside her.}''

'''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{interrupting}'' *cough!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play! ''{fireworks appear}'' Yaaaay!

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before}'' 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe with the words "Canoe Reeves" on it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life.<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Beholders!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Sentient nebulae!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Blinding voip!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a tentacle'd security camera floats in from the right.}''

'''LEPRECHAUN STRONG BAD:''' Oooh.... Shoplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' Scha-wing! ''{points at girls}'' Not! ''{jumps in the air}'' Who let the dogs out!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Buh-

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' -arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Maniac in a speedo'd!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOGG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

''{return to the IT'S OVER! screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==
*The reason the paper is crumpled up is because of the last teen girl squad issue.

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.
*"Nebulae" is the plural term for [[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]].
*A [[Wikipedia:ringtone|ringtone]] is the "ring" sound played by a cell phone when it is being called. Nowadays, popular songs are turned into ringtones.
*"Trés Cutée" is a mock-French expression. "Très" (with the grave accent `) means "very" in French. "Cutée" is not a real French word. 

=== Trivia ===
[[Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|thumb|100px|Olsen Twin'd!!]]
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode to feature realistic background paper.
*This is arguably the first Teen Girl Squad episode without the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (see [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]).
*The Shirt Folding Store Woman's hair and face come from an [http://mmm-mag.hollywood.com/ M Magazine] article about [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]].

=== Remarks ===
The customer addresses So and So as "Mark" even though she is not wearing the name tag.

=== Inside References ===
*So And So asking for "smokes" is a reference to [[Smoking|smoking]] on this site.
*The song mentions selling [[Eggs|eggs]].

=== Real World References ===
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"Scha-wing!" and "Not!" are catchphrases from [[IMDB:Wayne's World|Wayne's World]].
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]].
*''Folding Mills Mall'' is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the [http://www.themills.com Mills Corporation], such as ''Concord Mills'' in North Carolina, or ''Potomac Mills'' in Virginia.
*[[wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, tokusatsu, and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, or Japanese pop music bands.
*[[wikipedia:Beholder|Beholders]] are a type of monster prevalent in the [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] role-playing game series.
*Camp Counselor Shortshorts' shirt, which reads "Got Camp?" is a reference to the famous milk advertisement "[[Wikipedia:Got Milk?|Got Milk?]]".

==External Links==
*[[HR:tgs11.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[HR:tgs11.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[Forum:9136|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

2006-07-18T07:40:11Z

Flashstar runner:

{{tgsnav|11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10|Issue 10|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Death|Death]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Raccoon Girl|Raccoon Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Tentacle Camera|Tentacle Camera]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chumbly Wumbly Bear|Chumbly Wumbly Bear]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Maniac In A Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cosplayover Camp|Cosplayover Camp]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:32

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' Working toilet paper!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh fascist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''GRIM REAPER:''' Forbode... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Manager appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{shouting}'' Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labeled Mark}'' Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Manager}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meet a fist!

'''ASTRONAUT:''' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Shirt Folding Store Manager falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble}'' 'kay.

'''ASTRONAUT:''' ''{suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da da!

''{Intertitle Guy displays the intertitle "MEANWHILE at summer camp"}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A customer stands beside her.}''

'''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{interrupting}'' *cough!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play! ''{fireworks appear}'' Yaaaay!

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before}'' 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe with the words "Canoe Reeves" on it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life.<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Beholders!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Sentient nebulae!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Blinding voip!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a tentacle'd security camera floats in from the right.}''

'''LEPRECHAUN STRONG BAD:''' Oooh.... Shoplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' Scha-wing! ''{points at girls}'' Not! ''{jumps in the air}'' Who let the dogs out!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Buh-

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' -arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Maniac in a speedo'd!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOGG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

''{return to the IT'S OVER! screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==
The paper looks crumpled up because of the last teen girl squad issue.

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.
*"Nebulae" is the plural term for [[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]].
*A [[Wikipedia:ringtone|ringtone]] is the "ring" sound played by a cell phone when it is being called. Nowadays, popular songs are turned into ringtones.
*"Trés Cutée" is a mock-French expression. "Très" (with the grave accent `) means "very" in French. "Cutée" is not a real French word. 

=== Trivia ===
[[Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|thumb|100px|Olsen Twin'd!!]]
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode to feature realistic background paper.
*This is arguably the first Teen Girl Squad episode without the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (see [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]).
*The Shirt Folding Store Woman's hair and face come from an [http://mmm-mag.hollywood.com/ M Magazine] article about [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]].

=== Remarks ===
The customer addresses So and So as "Mark" even though she is not wearing the name tag.

=== Inside References ===
*So And So asking for "smokes" is a reference to [[Smoking|smoking]] on this site.
*The song mentions selling [[Eggs|eggs]].

=== Real World References ===
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"Scha-wing!" and "Not!" are catchphrases from [[IMDB:Wayne's World|Wayne's World]].
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]].
*''Folding Mills Mall'' is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the [http://www.themills.com Mills Corporation], such as ''Concord Mills'' in North Carolina, or ''Potomac Mills'' in Virginia.
*[[wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, tokusatsu, and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, or Japanese pop music bands.
*[[wikipedia:Beholder|Beholders]] are a type of monster prevalent in the [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] role-playing game series.
*Camp Counselor Shortshorts' shirt, which reads "Got Camp?" is a reference to the famous milk advertisement "[[Wikipedia:Got Milk?|Got Milk?]]".

==External Links==
*[[HR:tgs11.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[HR:tgs11.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[Forum:9136|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Arrow'd Guy

2006-07-18T07:33:37Z

Flashstar runner:

[[Image:cerebellumd.png|thumb|right|250px|The Giant Brain Mech CEREBELLUMs Cheerleader]]

'''Arrow'd Guy''' is the tormentor of the members of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. His many professions include an archer (who shoots arrows from his mouth), a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges (at the same time) and a play critic. Oddly, the character's name is never given in the actual cartoons, and he is called "Man With The Huge Mouth" in many circles. However, he is identified as the Arrow'd Guy on the [[Store]]'s caption for the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]].

==Appearances==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]: In his first appearance, he ARROWED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], with a CHILDREN truck.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]: He sells [[The Ugly One]] three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining."

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]].

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]: He's helming a sailboat, the ''S.S. Inevitable'', that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half.

*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]: Throws a spear at [[So and So]], killing her and injuring the animated [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] behind her. (NOT VERY GOOD REVIEWED!)

*[[404'd|404 page]]: He "404s" [[The Ugly One]]. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.

*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]'s [[HomestarRunner.com_PAY_PLUS%21#Teen_Girl_Squad_Sample|Teen Girl Squad Sample]], he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED [[The Wheelchair]].

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]: He tries to ARROWED II The Ugly One, but is stopped by Strong Bad, who then redraws the scene.

== Trivia ==
*The first issue the Arrow'd guy didnt appear in, was in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].

== Arrow'd Guy at Work ==

<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>ARROWED!!!</center>
Image:childrend.png|<center>CHILDREN!</center>
Image:MSGd.png|<center>MSG'D!!</center>
Image:cerebellumd.png|<center>CEREBELLUM'D!!</center>
Image:sailingmishap.png|<center>SAiLiNG MiSHAP!!</center>
Image:twod.png|<center>TWO'D!!</center>
Image:swallowed.png|<center>SWALLOWED!!</center>
Image:MrsSASE.png|<center>STEP-MOMMED!!</center>
Image:criticd.png|<center>NOT VERY GOOD REViEWED!!</center>
Image:good_drawinged.png|<center>GOOD DRAWiNGED!!</center>
Image:Arrowed II.PNG|<center>ARROWED II!!</center>
Image:404d.png|<center>404'D!!</center>
</gallery>

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters|Arrow'd Guy]]

Arrow'd Guy

2006-07-18T07:32:50Z

Flashstar runner:

[[Image:cerebellumd.png|thumb|right|250px|The Giant Brain Mech CEREBELLUMs Cheerleader]]

'''Arrow'd Guy''' is the tormentor of the members of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. His many professions include an archer (who shoots arrows from his mouth), a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges (at the same time) and a play critic. Oddly, the character's name is never given in the actual cartoons, and he is called "Man With The Huge Mouth" in many circles. However, he is identified as the Arrow'd Guy on the [[Store]]'s caption for the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]].

==Appearances==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]: In his first appearance, he ARROWED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], with a CHILDREN truck.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]: He sells [[The Ugly One]] three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining."

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]].

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]: He's helming a sailboat, the ''S.S. Inevitable'', that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half.

*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]: Throws a spear at [[So and So]], killing her and injuring the animated [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] behind her. (NOT VERY GOOD REVIEWED!)

*[[404'd|404 page]]: He "404s" [[The Ugly One]]. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.

*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]'s [[HomestarRunner.com_PAY_PLUS%21#Teen_Girl_Squad_Sample|Teen Girl Squad Sample]], he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED [[The Wheelchair]].

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]: He tries to ARROWED II The Ugly One, but is stopped by Strong Bad, who then redraws the scene.

== Trivia ==
*The first issue the Arrow'd guy didnt appear in, was in issue 11.

== Arrow'd Guy at Work ==

<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>ARROWED!!!</center>
Image:childrend.png|<center>CHILDREN!</center>
Image:MSGd.png|<center>MSG'D!!</center>
Image:cerebellumd.png|<center>CEREBELLUM'D!!</center>
Image:sailingmishap.png|<center>SAiLiNG MiSHAP!!</center>
Image:twod.png|<center>TWO'D!!</center>
Image:swallowed.png|<center>SWALLOWED!!</center>
Image:MrsSASE.png|<center>STEP-MOMMED!!</center>
Image:criticd.png|<center>NOT VERY GOOD REViEWED!!</center>
Image:good_drawinged.png|<center>GOOD DRAWiNGED!!</center>
Image:Arrowed II.PNG|<center>ARROWED II!!</center>
Image:404d.png|<center>404'D!!</center>
</gallery>

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters|Arrow'd Guy]]

Arrow'd Guy

2006-07-18T07:30:36Z

Flashstar runner:

[[Image:cerebellumd.png|thumb|right|250px|The Giant Brain Mech CEREBELLUMs Cheerleader]]

'''Arrow'd Guy''' is the tormentor of the members of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. His many professions include an archer (who shoots arrows from his mouth), a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges (at the same time) and a play critic. Oddly, the character's name is never given in the actual cartoons, and he is called "Man With The Huge Mouth" in many circles. However, he is identified as the Arrow'd Guy on the [[Store]]'s caption for the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]].

==Appearances==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]: In his first appearance, he ARROWED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], with a CHILDREN truck.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]: He sells [[The Ugly One]] three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining."

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]].

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]: He's helming a sailboat, the ''S.S. Inevitable'', that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half.

*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]: Throws a spear at [[So and So]], killing her and injuring the animated [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] behind her. (NOT VERY GOOD REVIEWED!)

*[[404'd|404 page]]: He "404s" [[The Ugly One]]. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.

*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]'s [[HomestarRunner.com_PAY_PLUS%21#Teen_Girl_Squad_Sample|Teen Girl Squad Sample]], he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED [[The Wheelchair]].

*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]: He tries to ARROWED II The Ugly One, but is stopped by Strong Bad, who then redraws the scene.

== Trivia ==
The first issue the Arrow'd guy didnt appear in, was in issue 11.

== Arrow'd Guy at Work ==

<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>ARROWED!!!</center>
Image:childrend.png|<center>CHILDREN!</center>
Image:MSGd.png|<center>MSG'D!!</center>
Image:cerebellumd.png|<center>CEREBELLUM'D!!</center>
Image:sailingmishap.png|<center>SAiLiNG MiSHAP!!</center>
Image:twod.png|<center>TWO'D!!</center>
Image:swallowed.png|<center>SWALLOWED!!</center>
Image:MrsSASE.png|<center>STEP-MOMMED!!</center>
Image:criticd.png|<center>NOT VERY GOOD REViEWED!!</center>
Image:good_drawinged.png|<center>GOOD DRAWiNGED!!</center>
Image:Arrowed II.PNG|<center>ARROWED II!!</center>
Image:404d.png|<center>404'D!!</center>
</gallery>

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters|Arrow'd Guy]]