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Guard Duck: /* Inside References */

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[[Image:FourGregs.png|200px|thumb|"Not one, not two, not three, not five, four Gregs."]]

[[The Gregs]] go to a varsity football game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[D N'D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Short Girl|Short Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Regular Greg|Mascot/Regular Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Football Players|Football Players]], {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' Football Stadium, [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 16, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:20

'''Page Title:''' I knew they'd come back to me...

==Transcript==
''{"4 Gregs" appears in the center of the screen on hexagonal-grid paper.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

''{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Not one, not two, not three, not five...

''{"4 Gregs" appears again.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

''{Sci-Fi Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!

''{Sci-Fi Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D N'D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' D N'D Greg! Two Greg!

''{D N'D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Open Source Greg! Three Greg!

''{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! ''{Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.}'' Four Gregs!

''{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Shields up, everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight, and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.

'''D N'D GREG:''' Play some serious tabletop—

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Staring at vinyl figurines?

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Downloading several hours of—

'''ALL GREGS EXCEPT SCI-FI GREG:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh.

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Tonight, new Earthlings... tonight, we go... TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!

'''OTHER THREE GREGS:''' ''{gasp, with the word "Gasp!" drawn above them}''

''{Each Greg starts to tremble their voices at the last word.}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Into the dragon's lair?

''{The text bubble remains the same but points to Japanese Culture Greg, with the word "Robotic" inserted with a caret into the sentence as he says it.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Into the robotic dragon's lair?

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Into the Apple store? ''{As he says "Apple", the text bubble has a "bite" taken out of it, and a leaf appears on it.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' That's right. It's the one time we can co-exist at the same social function with football players, but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!

'''D N'D GREG:''' Revenge is at hand!

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Huzzah!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{his head suddenly looks extremely animeish}'' Otaku!

''{Cut to the back of a football player wearing a jersey that reads "AT THE GAME", with "888" written below it. Then cut to a set of stands. All of the Gregs except Open Source Greg are visible.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Here we are. In the middle of it all!

''{Cut back to show that the three Gregs are sitting in the corner of the stands, and there is a huge radius around them where no one else is sitting; the stands are otherwise packed. There are 14:54 left on the clock, the Growlbacks have "000000" points, and the "Visitor" has 24 points.}''

'''CROWD:''' YAY!!!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' How does football work again?

''{Cut to a closeup of the Gregs.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Is it anything like drift racing?

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Uh, I think there are some foots ''{said to rhyme with "loots"}''... and uh... perchance a balls?

''{Cut to a closeup of D N'D Greg. He's smiling and has sharp teeth. A scroll appears next to him, which he begins to read:}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with the objective being to...

''{D N'D Greg cuts off. The other two Gregs are visibly confused. D N'D Greg looks at them with annoyance. Crickets chirp.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' It's like I don't even know you anymore.

'''D N'D GREG:''' Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!

''{Open Source Greg appears, holding a box of food.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Gentlemen, I've taken advantage in a security flaw in the concession stand mainframe and bit-torrented us some Sugar Daddys and hot dogs!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan ''{the word in the text bubble is "moms" until he gets to it; his face returns to the "anime" style on that word alone}'' with a shoebox full of ones.

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?

''{Cut to a drawing of a computer screen. On the screen is a web browser viewing the page "www.tompkins.tv", which is for "Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service". Tompkins' face is in the middle of the screen. The page has been viewed "2.4" times.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice; the word appears across the screen as he says it}'' HAXXORED!!!

'''TOMPKINS:''' Ow! All my client!

''{Cut back to the game. D N'D and Sci-Fi Greg are in the background, as Cheerleader and a short bespectacled girl in braces walk by.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Didja hear when we walked through the seniors' section? That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!

'''SHORT GIRL:''' You have been chosen.

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out—

''{Cut to a closeup of his mouth, showing misshapen teeth.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Uuuuuhhhhhh...

''{Cut back.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' —leading cheers?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress... and in the way I treat other girls.

'''SHORT GIRL:''' That's right.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{smacks the short girl, yelling:}'' YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!

''{Cut to a ratty-looking mascot.}''

'''MASCOT:''' COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD! AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!

''{He does a cartwheel near an exasperated-looking color guard member.}''

'''MASCOT:''' YAAAAY!

''{Cut to D N'D Greg.}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!

''{He is then seen stomping on the mascot. The color guard member smirks lightly.}''

'''MASCOT:''' Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!

''{He takes off the mascot head.}''

'''REGULAR GREG:''' Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!

'''D N'D GREG:''' Trying to take human form, eh? I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!

''{He continues stomping on Regular Greg. Cut to a hot dog with a face.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Halftime!

''{Cut to Sci-Fi Greg.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' There's a... halph-thyme?

''{Cut back to all four Gregs.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Uh-oh.

''{A bunch of football players crowd around the Gregs and chuckle to themselves. Cut to a scene of some underwear and jock straps flying around, with the words "EXPLiCiT WEDGiE!!" in the middle.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad on regular notebook paper. They've actually been the ones drawing the cartoon. They laugh as "HA HA HA HA"s move around above them.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Those Gregs are such losers!

''{Cut to the Gregs back on their paper. They've actually been drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the cartoon.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Hey! No way! Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad. ''They've'' actually been drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the cartoon.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Eww! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!

''{Cut to the Gregs. Each successive cut until the end of the toon shows the other group drawing everything that's happened so far in increasingly nested levels and with paper strewn everywhere.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Now make them have a pillow fight!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Make them play with action figures!

''{Cut to the Gregs.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{with his anime face}'' AKIHABARA!

''{The Teen Girl Squad}''

'''SO AND SO:''' So good!

''{Gregs}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' SWORDS!

''{Girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' BOYS!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, drawing that last scene, falling over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waugh!!

''{He weakly holds up one hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's... over?

''{Cut to the "4 Gregs" screen.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* Hexagonal-grid paper is commonly used for tabletop role-playing games.
* [[Wikipedia:Drifting (motorsport)|Drift racing]] is a style of car racing originating in Japan where drivers slide or drift through corners at high speed.
* [[Wikipedia:Otaku|Otaku]] is a Japanese word denoting a fan of something. Outside of Japan, it denotes specifically a fan of Japanese popular culture. While the term is frequently adopted enthusiastically by non-Japanese individuals like Japanese Culture Greg, in Japan the word can have a negative connotation.
* [[Wikipedia:Akihabara|Akihabara]] is a shopping district of Tokyo specializing in electronics, computers, and pop-culture goods.
* "Okasan", properly romanized as "okāsan" or "okaasan", is a formal word for "mother" in Japanese.
* A [[Wikipedia:Denial-of-service attack|denial-of-service attack]] is an attempt to make a computer resource unavailable to its intended users and is often considered a crime.
* [[Wikipedia:BitTorrent_(protocol)|BitTorrent]] is a peer-to-peer file sharing protocol used for sharing large amounts of data.
* [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_it_mean_to_beat_the_spread "Beating the spread"] is a phrase in [[Wikipedia:Spread betting|spread betting]] referring to whether the difference of the two scores in the outcome of an event is above or below a predetermined amount.
* [[Wikipedia:Open source|Open source]] is an approach to computer software design, development, and distribution offering practical accessibility to a product's source (goods and knowledge).

===Trivia===
* The toons menu description reads "The spin-off no one was asking for!"
* The full text of the scroll with the rules of football reads:
<blockquote>The offensive team has 4 
chances to advance the ball 
10 yards at a time with the 
objective being to cross the 
opposing teams goal line 
using either running plays 
or passing plays or any 
combination thereof.</blockquote>
*[http://tompkins.tv/ Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service] later became a real website, containing a link to the 4 Gregs toon, and a link to this page.
*There are 10 nested levels shown: Strong Bad is drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the four Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs in the main part of toon.
*When each Greg is announced, they each have their own music style playing that fits their character. SciFi Greg's is futuristic, D n' D Greg's is medieval, Open Source Greg's is digital beeps, and Japanese Culture Greg's is a [[Wikipedia:Koto_(musical_instrument)|koto]].

===Remarks===
* During the title sequence, D N'D Greg, Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg have four, four, and five fingers per hand, respectively, despite the fact that all the Gregs (and indeed almost all Teen Girl Squad characters) are normally drawn with only three fingers per hand.
* The notion for a spinoff based on the Gregs was previously entertained in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
* The TV Time [[HR:menuswfs/menu_4gregs.swf|menu preview]] shows Japanese Culture Greg holding a different robot from that shown in the actual toon.
* Despite the title, there are "5 Gregs" that appear in this toon, if you include regular Greg that was in the Growlbacks costume.
* Japanese Culture Greg pronounces "Akihabara" wrong: he pronounces it "Aki - ha - bar'''uh'''", with an [[Wikipedia:Schwa|unstressed vowel]] at the end. While this is common among English speakers, in Japanese, all vowels have the same value; in this case, [[Wikipedia:Open_front_unrounded_vowel|/a/]].

===Goofs===
*When DN'D Greg moves after saying "Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!", the text "dn d greg" remains stationary while the apostrophe moves with DN'D Greg.

===Inside References===
* Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg were previously seen, though unnamed at the time, in the Easter egg for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
** The page title is also a reference to that issue.
* "Haxxored!" is an example of [[Internet slang]].
* "Ow! All my client!" is another use of [[Ow! My X!]] and [[Singular Instead of Plural]].
*D N'D Greg has [[fangs]] when explaining football with the scroll.
*The toons menu description is a reference to the Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]].
* The Mascot stating "AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD" in his cheer is an instance of [[gambling]].
* Sci-Fi Greg believes that What's Her Face will defend him because they dated previously, as revealed in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
* "Halph-[[thyme]]" is another instance of [[homophones]].
* The Growlbacks' helmets feature a prominent [[G]].
* "The Spin-off no one was asking for" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], when The Total Adventures of Strong Badman in the Easter egg reads "The CROSSOVER no one was asking for!"
*The -xored suffix was previously used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]].

===Real-World References===
[[Image:Speechbapple.PNG|thumb|"Into the Apple store?"]]
*Open Source Greg mentions the [[Wikipedia:Apple Store|Apple Store]]. As he does this, the edge of his speech bubble turns into Apple's logo.
*The text on Cheerleader's shirt is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hollaback Girl|Hollaback Girl]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)|Sugar Daddy]] is a caramel lollipop made by Tootsie Roll Industries.
*Open Source Greg's laptop/hot dog box has a picture of a penguin on it, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tux|Tux]], the mascot of the open source operating system [[Linux]].
*The "[http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/shamblingMound.htm shambling] [http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/krenshar.htm Krenshar]" that D N'D Greg mentions is a melding of the names of two monsters from [[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]].

==External Links==
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2009-04-14T02:11:26Z

Guard Duck: /* HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 23 (Jun 1-7) */ the athletic field nomination

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==Article discussions==
===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 16]] (Apr 13-19)===
For this week, I think we should do another live appearance by something TBC-related: [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006|a concert by TMBG, only this time from 2006]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 07:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
:I think [[Hremails]] deserve a shot. By the time this article's date rolls around, ther'll be plenty of them (hopefully). {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 23:23, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
::Key word: hopefully. I'm not a nonbeliever, but by the small chance that it doesn't continue very far, we better save that nomination until then. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 02:17, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Unfortunately, the TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006 page is rather short and contains little information, as well as having no good quality pictures. I think that [[Fightgar]], an idea proposed a couple weeks back, deserves to be featured. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:33, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
::::How about [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] because it has most inside references in it and it's really funny to watch.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 02:39, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Bug in Mouth Disease has [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 4|already been done]]. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:43, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Reply to GuardDuck: I want to do another live appearance by something TBC-related that had pictures, and after a search, the TMGB concert came to mind. Maybe if we were to expand the intro somewhat, that could help. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:49, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I'm afraid I have to agree that this article isn't really suitable for featuring at this point. The info on the appearance is just too sparse at this point. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Okay, then how about [[ROFLCon - 26 Apr 2008|TBC's trip to ROFLCon in 2008]]? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 15:42, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::That one's pretty stubby, too, and I know there's a lot more information out there that needs to be added. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:37, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Okay, then, I've got it: [[Pulse Interview - 1 Aug 2003|the Pulse Interview of 2003]]. That one is a bit longer ''and'' features pictures to boot. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 17]] (Apr 20-26)===
For this week, we should do the email [[50 emails]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:57, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
:I agree that 50 emails definitely needs featuring sometime soon, but there seems to have been quite a clamor for [[email thunder]] over the past few weeks, and I think we need to do that one sooner rather than later. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
::All right, I guess we can do [[email thunder]] this week, but can we do "50 emails" before this year is up? After all, I believe that's what somewhat started the whole email anniversary phenomenon. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 18]] (Apr 27-May 3)===
For this week, how about doing one on [[Hremails]], especially in the wake of [[email thunder]], regardless of what's happening on Week 17. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:01, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
:Hremails sounds fine to me. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:26, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::Me, too.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 12:34, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 19]] (May 4-10)===
This week I thought we could to [[Ballad of the Sneak]]. It's an important toon, one of the more famous Old Timey ones, and I think it's unique in that it showcases more collaboration between the Chaps and external parties. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:30, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
:I suppose that one would work, but if we were to do that one, we should also do first [[The Cheat Theme Song]], which is just as important if not more so. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 22:51, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
::The Cheat Theme Song is probably more important as it launched a new spin-off. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:05, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Either one can work for me, although now that you mention it, The Cheat Theme Song does seem more important than Ballad of the Sneak. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 20:55, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 20]] (May 11-17)===
For this week, we should have another Cheat Commandos character: [[Fightgar]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 00:48, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:People have been pushing Fightgar for a while, I'm all for it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 21]] (May 18-24)===
If we did the Tire already, we should do another resident of Strong Badia. I'm thinking the [[Stop Sign]] this time. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 04:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:I dunno, part of me thinks we did Tire a little too recently to feature another Strong Badian inanimate object, and the Stop Sign article seems a bit stubbish. I was thinking we could do something like [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], since we haven't done an actual room in a pretty long time. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
::The only reason I suggested the Stop Sign is because of the pattern of the release on articles related to all of Strong Bad's computers throughout 2006 (I believe the Tandy was featured for week 2 of that year and the Compy for week 20), and I thought we could do something similar to this. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 22]] (May 25-31)===
For this week, we should do one on [[Strong Bad Smiling]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:23, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:If the intro wasn't so short, I'd say [[Lack of Visible Body Parts]] is overdue. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:37, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Well, we could touch up on the different examples in the article itself. I know it's not our usual approach, but that does not mean we can't do things different once in a while, can it? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 06:20, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:::If we just copied the general intro and the intros to each individual section, [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=641752 here's] how long it would be. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:39, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I like the idea of [[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]. Strong Bad Smiling seems like too much of a controversial page to be featured on the big screen. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::I think the intro for [[Lack of Visible Body Parts]] should be long enough now. I guess we can go that route. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 19:17, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 23]] (Jun 1-7)===
For this week, we should do an article on [[Crack Stuntman]]. Granted, I know that we would have done a Cheat Commandos-themed article a few weeks ago, but Crack isn't necessarily limited to that series. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 05:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:I disagree. I believe that an article on something like Coach Z's track is long overdue, but we would have to expand the information a bit... Or we could do an article on Puppet Stuff. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 05:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::That was [[HRWiki:Featured_articles/Archive_1#Week_49.2C_2005|done already]]. Besides, Crack should get his due. Besides, he has a bit more information to go on. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Actually, I like the idea of doing a place, although the [[Race Track]] article seems a tad blunt. What if we did [[The Athletic Field]] instead? It's a very important sporting venue, and it's featured in many, many toons. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:11, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

==General discussion==
===Daily Featured Blocks (On Occasion)===
In order to make daily featured articles for one week, create pages like:

*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 1]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 2]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 3]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 4]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 5]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 6]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 0]]</nowiki> (redirect day 7 to this)

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2009-04-08T14:08:33Z

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2009-04-08T02:18:59Z

Guard Duck: /* HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 22 (May 25-31) */

{{shortcut|FAS||[[FAS]]}}
Welcome to '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|featured article]] selection'''. Please help us choose and create write-ups for our best, most interesting, or otherwise noteworthy articles to appear on the [[main page]]. For ideas, check out the [[HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations|featured article nominations]].

==Checklist==
{{talkchecklist|Checklist for new Featured Article:|noeditsection=true}}
*Make sure the article is proof-read up to a high standard.
*At 0000 [[Wikipedia:Coordinated Universal Time|UTC]] Monday, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=purge purge the main page cache].
*[[HRWiki:Protected page|Protect]] and add {{[[Template:mprotected|mprotected]]}} to the new image; Unprotect and remove {{[[Template:mprotected|mprotected]]}} from old image.
*Semi-protect the live FA write-up; Unprotect the old FA write-up.
*Add {{[[Template:featuredarticle|featuredarticle]]}} to FA's talk page.
*Update [[HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations]] with descriptive edit summary — see [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Featured_Article_Nominations&action=history history].
*Update [[HRWiki:Featured articles]] with descriptive edit summary — see [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Featured_articles&action=history history].
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==Discussion archives==
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[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection/Discussion Archive 2009 Weeks 1-10|2009, Weeks 1-10]] |
[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection/Discussion Archive 2009 Weeks 11-20|2009, Weeks 11-20]]
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==Article discussions==
===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 15]] (Apr 6-12)===
I think it's finally time to feature [[email thunder]]. With full-length hremails about, I think we should feature their origin. {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 16:45, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:Well, while I do agree that email thunder needs to be featured soon, I think that, this week, with it supposedly being Spring Break for many people, we should do [[The Luau]], something that a lot of people have been clamoring for. Maybe we can do email thunder next week. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:13, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::Yes, this week seems quite a bit better for [[The Luau]] than the one I proposed. I'm all for it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 06:31, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
:::[[The Luau]] seems like a good selection. However, I really believe that it's ''way too early'' to feature [[email thunder]]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 03:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 16]] (Apr 13-19)===
For this week, I think we should do another live appearance by something TBC-related: [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006|a concert by TMBG, only this time from 2006]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 07:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
:I think [[Hremails]] deserve a shot. By the time this article's date rolls around, ther'll be plenty of them (hopefully). {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 23:23, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
::Key word: hopefully. I'm not a nonbeliever, but by the small chance that it doesn't continue very far, we better save that nomination until then. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 02:17, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Unfortunately, the TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006 page is rather short and contains little information, as well as having no good quality pictures. I think that [[Fightgar]], an idea proposed a couple weeks back, deserves to be featured. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:33, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
::::How about [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] because it has most inside references in it and it's really funny to watch.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 02:39, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Bug in Mouth Disease has [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 4|already been done]]. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:43, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Reply to GuardDuck: I want to do another live appearance by something TBC-related that had pictures, and after a search, the TMGB concert came to mind. Maybe if we were to expand the intro somewhat, that could help. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:49, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I'm afraid I have to agree that this article isn't really suitable for featuring at this point. The info on the appearance is just too sparse at this point. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Okay, then how about [[ROFLCon - 26 Apr 2008|TBC's trip to ROFLCon in 2008]]? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 15:42, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::That one's pretty stubby, too, and I know there's a lot more information out there that needs to be added. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:37, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Okay, then, I've got it: [[Pulse Interview - 1 Aug 2003|the Pulse Interview of 2003]]. That one is a bit longer ''and'' features pictures to boot. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 17]] (Apr 20-26)===
For this week, we should do the email [[50 emails]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:57, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
:I agree that 50 emails definitely needs featuring sometime soon, but there seems to have been quite a clamor for [[email thunder]] over the past few weeks, and I think we need to do that one sooner rather than later. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
::All right, I guess we can do [[email thunder]] this week, but can we do "50 emails" before this year is up? After all, I believe that's what somewhat started the whole email anniversary phenomenon. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 18]] (Apr 27-May 3)===
For this week, how about doing one on [[Hremails]], especially in the wake of [[email thunder]], regardless of what's happening on Week 17. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:01, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
:Hremails sounds fine to me. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:26, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::Me, too.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 12:34, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 19]] (May 4-10)===
This week I thought we could to [[Ballad of the Sneak]]. It's an important toon, one of the more famous Old Timey ones, and I think it's unique in that it showcases more collaboration between the Chaps and external parties. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:30, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
:I suppose that one would work, but if we were to do that one, we should also do first [[The Cheat Theme Song]], which is just as important if not more so. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 22:51, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
::The Cheat Theme Song is probably more important as it launched a new spin-off. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:05, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Either one can work for me, although now that you mention it, The Cheat Theme Song does seem more important than Ballad of the Sneak. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 20:55, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 20]] (May 11-17)===
For this week, we should have another Cheat Commandos character: [[Fightgar]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 00:48, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:People have been pushing Fightgar for a while, I'm all for it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 21]] (May 18-24)===
If we did the Tire already, we should do another resident of Strong Badia. I'm thinking the [[Stop Sign]] this time. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 04:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:I dunno, part of me thinks we did Tire a little too recently to feature another Strong Badian inanimate object, and the Stop Sign article seems a bit stubbish. I was thinking we could do something like [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], since we haven't done an actual room in a pretty long time. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
::The only reason I suggested the Stop Sign is because of the pattern of the release on articles related to all of Strong Bad's computers throughout 2006 (I believe the Tandy was featured for week 2 of that year and the Compy for week 20), and I thought we could do something similar to this. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 22]] (May 25-31)===
For this week, we should do one on [[Strong Bad Smiling]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:23, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:If the intro wasn't so short, I'd say [[Lack of Visible Body Parts]] is overdue. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:37, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Well, we could touch up on the different examples in the article itself. I know it's not our usual approach, but that does not mean we can't do things different once in a while, can it? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 06:20, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:::If we just copied the general intro and the intros to each individual section, [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=641752 here's] how long it would be. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:39, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I like the idea of [[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]. Strong Bad Smiling seems like too much of a controversial page to be featured on the big screen. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 23]] (Jun 1-7)===
For this week, we should do an article on [[Crack Stuntman]]. Granted, I know that we would have done a Cheat Commandos-themed article a few weeks ago, but Crack isn't necessarily limited to that series. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 05:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:I disagree. I believe that an article on something like Coach Z's track is long overdue, but we would have to expand the information a bit... Or we could do an article on Puppet Stuff. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 05:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::That was [[HRWiki:Featured_articles/Archive_1#Week_49.2C_2005|done already]]. Besides, Crack should get his due. Besides, he has a bit more information to go on. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

==General discussion==
===Daily Featured Blocks (On Occasion)===
In order to make daily featured articles for one week, create pages like:

*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 1]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 2]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 3]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 4]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 5]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 6]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 0]]</nowiki> (redirect day 7 to this)

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Talk:Donut Unto Others

2009-04-07T02:47:48Z

Guard Duck: /* Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up */ Homestar and Marzi relationship page

==Color Chameleon==
Is it really necessary to note that his is the first time we see Bub's face a different color? i mean, we don't see any other characters' faces a different colour EVER, so is thiss really note-worthy? {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 14:06, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:I don't really think it is noteworthy either. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 18:34, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

==Bubs Hums==
I think that Bubs is actually humming the villain's theme from Inspector Gadget. That would bookend with Homestar humming the main theme from the show.
:It was clearly Bubs that was humming at the end. He was the one sneaking away, and the voice sounded much more Bubs-like than Homestar-like. [[Special:Contributions/129.64.175.10|129.64.175.10]] 17:19, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::The song Bubs was humming at the end is a standard "sneaking" song. It is not specific to anything in particular. Unfortunately, I haven't had much luck finding a link or title to the song (the only lead is "Mysterioso Pizzicato", as given in TV Tropes's "Standard Snippet" page, but I can't find a tune to go with that title.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:45, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::Found it! [http://www.musipedia.org/tmp/MPUbycIp.mid Here] is a link to the MIDI file, but the link to the page that gives the title has a bracket and I don't know the workaround for that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Excellent find. That's been bugging me all day, looking for the same thing. -- 17:52, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Both this and the military drum riff Bubs hums on his way back to his post are references to old cartoons. I don't remember which toon it was, but when he storms off it was a reference to Bugs Bunny, who was temporarily foiled, responded with "Of course you know, this means war" and stomped off in the same posture to the tune of the drum thing. [[User:Wear a Bikini|Wear a Bikini]] 18:04, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, it's stock music. But the origin of the song he hums at the end (not the drum beat) is "Mysterioso Pizzicato". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:08, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::I think that both Bubs' hum and Homestar's hum (when he's swabbing) have been used in Scooby Doo. -- 22:10, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

To me, Bubs' "drum" sound as he's marching to his stand strongly resembles the actual drum beat played in [[isp]] when Strong Bad is marching to his hand. The style between the scenes is also pretty similar - a silhouetted character marching to Bubs' stand from the left on a solidly shaded background. Can someone else corroborate my story? [[User:TimMierz|TimMierz]] 01:05, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

== Pain ==

Maybe someone should make a page about injuries to various characters. I'm sure we could fill it up. I'll even do it, if you think it would be worthwhile. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 15:46, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah! That sounds Great! --[[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif|20px]][[User:PartyBrd20X6|PartyBrd20X6]][[Image:stinkogame-false capsule.gif|20px]] 20:30, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

== hammerspace ==

Yeah, the KOT appears and disapears from hammerspace, but strong bad doesn't pull the F from it. He gets it off of the clipboard. {{unsigned|71.60.212.62|15:40, 6 April 2009}}
:Strong Bad is holding the clipboard in his left hand. he pulls the F paper out of hammerspace with his right hand, nowhere near the clipboard. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:29, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:I wouldn't say that the KoT comes from hammerspace, he just teleported.
:Agreed, I wouldn't consider appearing in a cloud of smoke to be an instance of hammerspace.--[[Special:Contributions/76.248.84.243|76.248.84.243]] 23:59, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

== Grit? ==

I don't hear "great gumption" during the marketing bombardament. I hear "I've got grit, gumption, and etc..." - [[User: WraythSkitzofrenik|The Wrayth]]

== Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up ==

This is the umpteenth time there's been a joke about Homestar and Marzipan's on-again, off-again relationship. Who here feels that there should be an article on their many breakups? - [[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 2:46, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
:I think the page [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]] will do fine for now. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:47, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

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2009-04-06T13:54:44Z

Guard Duck: update image

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====April 6, 2009====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:stbademdv.html|SBEmails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Donut Unto Others]] {{watch|doughnutstand.html}}

====April 2, 2009====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "The beige malaise can last for days."
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: blurry trogcoin
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: robolegs homestar

====April 1, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[April Fool 09]] {{watch|sbemailintro.htmll}}

====March 30, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Toon]]: [[Sbemailiarized!]] {{watch|sbemailiarized.html}}

====March 17, 2009====
{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[Kick-A-Ball]] {{watch|kickball.html}}

====March 16, 2009====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:4gregs.html|Four Gregs Shirt]]

====March 10, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[Career Day]] {{watch|careerday.html}}

====March 2, 2009====
*{{u|mam}} [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]] {{watch|answer16.html}}

====February 24, 2009====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:hozipho.html|Homestar Hoodie]]


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slumber party

2009-04-06T13:43:13Z

Guard Duck: /* Inside References */ .

{{sbenav|180}}
[[Image:Slumber party sega tapes.png|thumb|200px|"Whoa! Jackpot!"]]

Strong Bad gives slumber party advice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 1, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:11

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Gary... I hope this email's from Gary... ''{The email comes up}'' Hah! Aw...

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: slumber parties</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a 
lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber 
parties should one attend or ignore? 
Sincerely, 
Thomas O. from NY
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad reads NY as en-why}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies? Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at a table with his eyes half closed. There is a deck of cards sitting across from him on the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon based lifeform. The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host.

''{Cut to a blackboard on which is written "COOLGUY'S LAW:" alongside a drawing of Strong Bad's head wearing glasses and a mortar board}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' According to Coolguy's law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house.

''{As he speaks, the formula appears on the blackboard. Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You got nothing to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever going back there again.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner's bedroom. Homestar and Strong Bad are there, and there are sledgehammers embedded in the walls. Strong Bad is holding a sledgehammer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe, ''{Cut to Homestar's bed, which has two axes embedded in it}'' I never heard of any of these games we're playing.

''{Strong Bad throws another axe into the bed. Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unpopular kids' dads definitely still play video games, so try and locate—

''{Cut to Strong Bad reaching into Homestar's dresser and pulling out some games}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —his stash of Rated M for Mature titles.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Jackpot! ''{Holds up a game with a skull in a bloodstain on the cover}'' Blood Bleeder, ''{Holds up a game with the disembodied heads of two men and a dog on the cover}'' Head Chopper 2, ''{Holds up a game with a laser shooting at some disembodied scabs on the cover}'' Scab Wars, ''{Holds up a game with a blistered hand and a ghost holding a chainsaw on the cover}'' Blistergeist? Most of these things have been taken off the market!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party.

''{Homestar plays Clapping Party, which consists of two hands against a blue background. They clap three times, and the words "ROUND CLEAR" appear against a red background with confetti. Twelve left hands rapidly appear at the bottom of the screen, each one right in front of another. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next thing to consider when going to a slumber party is the menu.

''{Cut to a blue screen with the words "TYPICAL SLUMBER PARTY FARE" at the top and a boy's head at the bottom. As the things appear, the boy gets fatter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Typical slumber party fare includes things like, six-foot party sub ''{a huge sub appears}'', an exorbitant amount of pizza ''{Fourteen boxes of pizza appear in stacks of eight and six}'', and at least enough Skittles ''{Skittles fall on the right of the screen}'' and red cream soda ''{Three mugs of bubbling cream soda appear}'' to make your spit hurt.

''{The boy sticks out his tongue, which is bumpy and rainbow colored. A rainbow drool-drop forms. Cut to a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But if you get over there, ''{Strong Bad falls from the sky}'' and they're, like, having a meal at a table, and they're serving, like...

''{A chicken leg in a pan moves towards Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uncertain voice}'' Chicken... in a pan? ''{A plate moves towards Strong Bad and salad appears on it}'' With some... salad... ''{A glass of milk pours from the top of the screen}'' and a... glass ''{pronounces the "a" slowly}'' of milk? To drink?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You better start running! ''{Strong Bad runs}'' Because that family must have some serious health problems.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!

''{Cut to Coach Z's locker room. Pan from Bubs to Coach Z to the King of Town}''

'''BUBS:''' My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Overlapping}'' And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt. And my head still hurts.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Overlapping}'' Government ain't right! Government ain't right!

''{Cut back to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up.

''{Cut to a wider shot. Strong Bad, with his eyes half closed, is on the left with a sleeping bag on the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, can you guys start using some words that were invented ''after'' the year nineteen-oh-zero?

''{Cut to the King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance. ''{Holds up some dice and shakes them}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad, with his eyes completely open}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme guess. That ''doesn't'' include Bed Axe. ''{Holds up an axe}''

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids." Other than that, you can always look forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom. Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!

''{Cut to a wide shot. Strong Sad is standing nearby with his arm in a sling}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' That only happened once!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nodding}'' Uh-huh...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{reluctantly}'' A week...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep going.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{very reluctantly}'' For ten years...

'''STRONG BAD:''' There you go!

''{He turns back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, and one more thing: If your jim-jams happen to be a, oh, I dunno, long V-neck undershirt with a pair of questionable tighty-whities underneath, maybe don't wear those to the slumber party. Don't ask me how I know this. Please, PLEASE, ''{hangs head}'' DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, mocking voice}'' How do you know that?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder! Yah!

''{Strong Bad jumps off his chair and offscreen. Strong Sad yells. [[New Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "questionable" at the end to play [[Clapping Party]]. If you clear two rounds, it unlocks "''[[Blistergeist]]'' mode" which involves an unpixelated ghost in a hockey mask attacking the hands with a chainsaw, causing equally unpixelated blisters to appear on them. The game stops at this point.
*Click on "slumber party" at the end to watch Homestar's Slumber Party dance.
:''{Homestar is [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|dressed in a t-shirt with a keyboard and notes on it, his bunny slippers, sleeping cap]], and holding a rolled up sleeping bag, while [[dancing]] on a blue background}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
[[Image:Coolguy's Law.png|215px|thumb|Coolguy's law]]
*According to Coolguy's law, the more popular the host of the slumber party, the less fun you will have at their house.
**Unless Coolguy's Law is restricted to carbon-based lifeforms, this would mean that family card games are very popular.
*"Rated M for Mature" refers to the [[Wikipedia:ESRB|ESRB]] rating system, which uses letters to indicate what age group a video game is best suited for. M is the second highest rating, and is recommended for players seventeen and older.
*Similarly, R-rated movies are those that are restricted from those age seventeen and younger, unless accompanied by an adult to the theater.
*"Escrow" refers to assets set aside with a third party until some conditions are met for their release; "lumbago" refers to various kinds of lower back pain; "sciatica" is an irritation of the sciatic nerve, or the main nerve running from the base of the spine down each leg.

===Trivia===
*This email was sent in by wiki user [[User:ThomasO|ThomasO]].
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#heart of china|heart of china]]".
*[[Homestar's clock]] reads 10:00.
*The [[Podstar Runner]] description for this email reads, "Strong Bad gives some advice for attending a slumber party."

===Remarks===
*When Strong Bad says, "find the [[wikipedia:Structural load|load bearer]]," he is referring to a [[wikipedia:Wall stud|stud]], although in a typical wood-framed house, most vertical studs bear an equal load.
*The pixels in the hands during Clapping Party are tilted.
*In Clapping Party, you can only clap once every few seconds.
*In Homestar Runner's house, the bed is next to the loungeroom, even though Homestar claimed to have stairs in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*As Strong Bad raids the "M for Matures" cabinet, the [[Sega tapes]] ''Throat Rip'' and ''Saliva Quest'' are sitting atop it.
*The salad, the milk and its glass all appear from [[hammerspace]].

===Goofs===
[[Image:Disconnected.png|100px|thumb|[[Disconnected]] II: This Time It's Homestar's Legs.]]
*When Homestar is dancing in the Easter egg, his legs are occasionally disconnected.
*When Strong Bad says "Gary" a second time, his reflection moves more than his head when he says the "G" in Gary.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad, the inventor of "Coolguy's law," is referred to as Prof. Tor Coolguy in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*The pizza boxes are from [[The Pizz]] introduced in [[pizza joint]], only now labeled "Slumber Party [[Style]]" instead of "Neighborhood Style".
**[[:Image:headlessdance.gif|Homestar's dance]] and song from his Easter egg is also based on an Easter egg seen in pizza joint, itself based on a TV advertisement for the 1987 Parker Brothers' board game "Pizza Party". The song Homestar sings in the Easter egg is also based on the intro email song from [[strong badathlon]].
*Some of the games have [[blood]].
*This email mentions [[underwear]].
*Blistergeist is a [[portmanteau]] of "blister" and "[[Wikipedia:Poltergeist|poltergeist]]".
*Video games and R-rated movies were previously mentioned in conjunction with a sleepover in [[the bet]].
*This is the third email in a row to mention [[pizza]].
*The Blistergeist's chainsaw is identical to [[Strong Mad's chainsaw]] from [[bedtime story]].
*Strong Bad, supposedly, attends battle axe lessons every Saturday, though "Bed Axe" marks the first time he has actually been seen using one.

===Real-World References===
[[Image:blood bleeder.png|thumb|Blood Bleeder]]
*[[Wikipedia:Uno (game)|Uno]] and [[Wikipedia:SKIP-BO|SKIP-BO]] are card games produced by [[Wikipedia:Mattel|Mattel]].
*[[Wikipedia:Skittles (confectionery)|Skittles]] are a small fruit-flavored candy produced by [[Wikipedia:Mars, Inc.|Mars, Inc.]]
*The T-shirt Homestar is wearing during the Easter egg is identical to the one Michael Jackson wears in the "Beat It" video. This shirt was also seen in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*Blistergeist is a parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Splatterhouse|Splatterhouse]]'', the most notable reference being the goalie mask, which was itself a play on [[Wikipedia:Jason Vorhees|Jason]], the serial killer from the ''[[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (franchise)|Friday the 13th]]'' horror movie series.
*Blood Bleeder is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Blood (computer game)|Blood]]. The game boxes also look similar.
*[[Wikipedia:Sade (band)|Sade]] is a British [[Wikipedia:rhythm and blues|R&B]]/[[Wikipedia:Soul music|soul]] band; the name is also used by their [[Wikipedia:Sade Adu|lead singer]] independently.

===Fast Forward===
*"[[Slumber Party Games|Find the Load Bearer]]" is mentioned again in the loading screen of [[Make-o Your Own Stinko]].
*The music heard during the explanation of Coolguy's law was used as a recurring theme for in [[SBCG4AP]].

==DVD Version==
*The Clapping Party Easter egg now plays automatically.
*{{commentary|email=true}}
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==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Six]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

2009-04-06T06:36:37Z

Guard Duck: reply for MorseBinary.

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Know what, I'm gonna stop talking Binary and make an account... Then start talking in another way.

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Where the Crap Are We?

2009-04-06T03:44:54Z

Guard Duck: /* Trivia */ ,

:{{noname|taken from Strong Bad's first line}}
{{watchtoon|egg.html|watch|Mirror}}
[[Image:twinkie.PNG|200px|thumb|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]
Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Date:''' 2003 or 2004

'''Running time:''' 0:39

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ''are'' we?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Someplace.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're we doing here? ''{looks behind him at the blue background}'' It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something. ''{faces Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

''{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's a Twinkie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. ''{looks to his right}'' Maybe this ''is'' heaven!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

''{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... ''this isn't heaven!!!''

''{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!''

''{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

''{Homestar smiles.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!
:''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
:''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This cartoon could be found in the program [[Wikipedia:Macromedia Central|Macromedia Central]] by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.

===Trivia===
*The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as [[Wikipedia: Image gradient|gradients]], where the color fades along the fill area.
*In the [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "''Naw'', it can't be heaven."

=== Remarks ===
*Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the [[Quote of the Week#2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
*This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
*Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[hammerspace]].
*Strong Bad hints that they are really in [[hell]].

===Goofs===
[[Image:Where The Crap Goof.png|thumb|Close-up of Homestar shrugging.]]
*Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.

=== Inside References ===
*This toon includes one of the [[Names Ending in -face]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]], a division of [[Wikipedia:Interstate Bakeries Corporation|Interstate Bakeries]].
*This toon could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia: Jean-Paul Sartre|Jean-Paul Sartre]] play "[[Wikipedia:No Exit|No Exit]]". Written in 1944, this [[Wikipedia: Existentialism|existential]] play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.

=== Fast Forward ===
*A [[Foods used as phones|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:egg.html|watch "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)
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User:JoeyDay/TriviaTime

2009-04-06T01:56:07Z

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== Toons ==

=== Weclome Back ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Whose turn was it to bring the doughnuts
A=Homestar Runner's

Q=In "Weclome Back", where did Strong Sad spend two glorious weeks
A=Gluten Camp
</pre></nowiki>
=== A Folky Tale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "DMP" on the toons menu
A=A Folky Tale

Q=What does Saddy Dumpington call himself when he is dressed as a snake in "A Folky Tale"
A=Weird Snake Joe

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what are the Dancing Brothers allergic to
A=foxes

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what does Saddy Dumpington say is "no doubt right around the corner"
A=famine

Q=According to Strong Sad, what was Saddy Dumpington good at spreading
A=sadness and misery

Q=Who does Bubs have a phone conversation with in an Easter egg in "A Folky Tale"
A=Homestar Runner
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cool Things ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KUL" on the toons menu
A=Cool Things

Q=In "Cool Things", what did Homestar write on Marzipan's wall
A=Cool Tapes

Q=Which professional tennis player's name does Homestar exclaim when he discovers Marzipan's band, "Cool Tapes"
A=Pete Sampras

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Cool Things", who moved away after fifth grade
A=Dripping Yellow Madness

Q=In "Cool Things", what does Homestar get from Bubs' Concession Stand in exchange for his glasses
A=grapes

Q=Which big toon has the page title "Sittin' with a kitty..."
A=Cool Things

</nowiki></pre>

=== Bug In Mouth Disease ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "BUG" on the toons menu
A=Bug In Mouth Disease

Q=The show Strong Sad watches in "Bug In Mouth Disease" focuses on which historical character
A=Shakespeare

Q=What did Strong Sad say he didn't want to be called anymore
A=Dairy Queen

Q=Which underwear did Strong Sad really care about in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=the blue ones

Q=According to his paranormal investigator business card, what is Bubs' email address
A=BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Q=The sunglasses Homestar wears when on the Caleb Rentplayer show are originally from which Strong Bad Email
A=the bet

Q=What nickname does Strong Bad give Homestar Runner in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=McDorkle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Shopping for Danger ===
<pre><nowiki>

Q=On the toons menu, what is the three-letter channel ID for "Shopping For Danger"
A=DOZ

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what day is it at the local grocery store
A=double coupon day

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what is the bottom right item advertised on the overhead grocery store sign
A=blue bottles

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what store is located next to Price Style
A=Hausgood

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", when the Cheat Commandos bust through the store's windows, which commando lands several aisles back
A=Silent Rip
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "SBJ" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon

Q=To protect Marzipan in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what did Homestar suggest he change his name to
A=Homestar-Runner

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what does P.O.P. stand for
A=Powers of Persuasion

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call from behind bars
A=Professor Tor Coolguy

Q=What is the first item Strong Bad and The Cheat are actually shown stealing in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=The King of Town's crown

Q=After the King of Town is questioned, who becomes Coach Z and Bubs' prime suspect in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=Biscuit-Dough Hands Man
</nowiki></pre>

=== Parsnips A-Plenty ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAP" on the toons menu
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q="Parsnips A-Plenty" is presented in glorious what
A=Sound-O-Vision

Q=The "scene missing" gag in "Parsnips A-Plenty" may be inspired by a near-identical scene in an episode of which popular British comedy television show
A=Monty Python's Flying Circus

Q=What does Old-Timey Strong Bad plan on making in "Parsnips A-Plenty"
A=parsnip pie

Q=What is the second shortest "big toon" ever
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q=When you click on the Kaiser's head in an Easter egg in "Parsnips A-Plenty", a message comes up with what text
A=BUY U.S. SOUP BONDS
</nowiki></pre>

=== Where's The Cheat? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=What is the longest cartoon on the Homestar Runner site
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Homestar Runner

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Where's the Cheat", what do The Cheat and Strong Sad play on Tuesdays
A=Jenga

Q=According to a poster in "Where's The Cheat?", how many pounds does The Cheat weigh
A=18

Q=What brand of cigarettes was The Cheat caught using in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Trophy Lights
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Luau ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CFB" on the toons menu
A=The Luau

Q=According to Marzipan's advertisement in "The Luau", what will Strong Sad read
A=ancient Hawaiian poetry

Q=On the toons menu, what does the three-letter channel ID for "The Luau", "CFB", stand for
A=crap for brains

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to credit Missy Palmer as a writer
A=The Luau

Q=In "The Luau", who does Strong Bad say isn't coming to his party
A=fire

Q=About how long had Strong Sad been standing next to the tofu in "The Luau"
A=20 minutes
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Jorb Well Done ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=A Jorb Well Done

Q=According to the slideshow in "A Jorb Well Done", what is the construction worker's job
A=to smash things

Q=What character appears in the first scene of "A Jorb Well Done" but then doesn't appear for the rest of the toon
A=Bubs

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", what color is the "B" in Strong Bad's graffiti
A=orange

Q=At the end of "A Jorb Well Done", what kind of animal does Coach Z call Homestar
A=hamster

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", how does Homestar spell Coach Z's mispronunciation of "job"
A=jaerb

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", how many times does Strong Sad say "job" on the tape he gives to Coach Z
A=285,194

Q=At the end of "A Jorb Well Done", Coach Z makes many failed attempts to pronounce Homestar's name. Which of the following was not said: Humphel, Straystar, Ramrod, or Homegrown
A=Straystar
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Reddest Radish ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "RED" on the toons menu
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What was the last Homestar Runner big toon to be released in the year 2000
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What cartoon features a unique "paper doll cut-out" visual style
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", how many times does Marzipan say "Ouch." while knocking on Homestar's door before leaving
A=3

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", what object does the wagon carrying the radish trip over
A=a can

Q=During the fight scene in "The Reddest Radish", what color is Strong Mad
A=gray
</nowiki></pre>

=== In Search of the Yello Dello ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "QLO" on the toons menu
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to feature Atari 2600 graphics
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=How many pages does the incomplete "In Search of the Yello Dello" storyboards have
A=20

Q=According to the TV show in "In Search of the Yello Dello", where is the Yello Dello found
A=North-eastern Potamia

Q=In "In Search of the Yello Dello", Strong Sad says that the little gray fat kid's brothers took his underwear and filled it with what
A=bologna

Q=How many different "In Search of the Yello Dello" deleted scenes are there on the site
A=4
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town DVD ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KOT" on the toons menu
A=The King of Town

Q=What is the Toon Menu's description of "The King of Town"
A=KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.

Q=What does the pooh smith say in "The King of Town" DVD storyboards
A=nope

Q=According to "The King of Town" DVD, what does the King of Town do all the time
A=worries

Q=How many times does Pom Pom speak in "The King of Town" DVD
A=0

Q=According to a secret version of the "The King of Town" DVD commentary, what was Strong Bad's motivation to do it
A=money
</nowiki></pre>

== Shorts ==
=== Sbemail 150?!? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "150" on the toons menu
A=Sbemail 150?!?
</nowiki></pre>

=== 500 The Cheats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "500" on the toons menu
A=500 The Cheats
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is a Bad Guy ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "GUY" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

Q=According to "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy", what would Strong Mad get for a tattoo
A=a glowy box

Q=Which toon, not counting the original theme song video, was made in Mario Paint
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
</nowiki></pre>

=== Sick Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SIK" on the toons menu
A=Sick Day

Q=In Sick Day, what does Strong Bad name Strong Mad's room (miss out the accent)
A=Rotten Egglund

Q=In Sick Day, what is the name of Strong Bad's tissue brand
A=Tish, you!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Commandos in the Classroom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "P2T" on the toons menu
A=Commandos in the Classroom

Q=What is the last specific thing Gunhaver mentions when listing what the evil half of the brain likes
A=lootering

Q=What does Blue Laser Commander smoke in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=candy

Q=What debilitating gold rush era disease does Reynold claim to have in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=dysentery

Q=In "Commandos in the Classroom", what food does Reynold say he has never eaten before
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== TrogdorCon '97 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CON" on the toons menu
A=TrogdorCon '97

Q=In "TrogdorCon '97," where did The Cheat get his big ol' horn
A=Booth 709

Q=What booth do Strong Bad and The Cheat have in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=Booth 101

Q=How does Strong Sad mispronounce the word "anime" in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=ah-NEE-may
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Li'l Brudder Show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LIL" on the toons menu
A=The Li'l Brudder Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "QST" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

Q=What do the two programmers argue about in the easter egg
A=Good graphics
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Preview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PQT" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Preview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Experimental Film ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLM" on the toons menu
A=Experimental Film

Q=Who directed the music video for "Experimental Film"
A=Strong Sad and The Cheat
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senor Mortgage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SCM" on the toons menu
A=Senor Mortgage
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos...O's ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CCO" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos...O's
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheatar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "TAR" on the toons menu
A=The Cheatar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mr. Shmallow ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LOW" on the toons menu
A=Mr. Shmallow
</nowiki></pre>

=== Ballad of The Sneak ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SNK" on the toons menu
A=Ballad of The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== Lookin at a Thing in a Bag ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "BAG" on the toons menu
A=Lookin at a Thing in a Bag

Q=What kind of Drinks did Homestar get
A=2 reds, a Blue, and an Orange
</nowiki></pre>

=== Arcade Game ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "ARC" on the toons menu
A=Arcade Game

Q=What does Strong Bad say that he's doing when Homestar finds him playing Trogdor in "Arcade Game"
A=Doing The Cheat's taxes
</nowiki></pre>

=== 20X6 vs. 1936 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "2X6" on the toons menu
A=20X6 vs. 1936
</nowiki></pre>

=== The System is Down ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "YHO" on the toons menu
A=The System is Down
</nowiki></pre>

=== Meet Marshie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PUF" on the toons menu
A=Meet Marshie
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "INT" on the toons menu
A=The Interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fluffy Puff Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLF" on the toons menu
A=Fluffy Puff Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Theme Song Video ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "HSR" on the toons menu
A=Theme Song Video
</nowiki></pre>

=== Kick the Can ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CAN" on the toons menu
A=Kick the Can
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad Sings ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SBS" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What is the oldest Short still on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What telephone number is given in the written information for "Strong Bad Sings"
A=1-800-555-SBSINGS

Q=As "Happy Birthday to You" is copyrighted, what song is forgotten by Strong Mad in the DVD version of "Strong Bad Sings"
A=Hot Cross Buns

Q=How much does the "Strong Bad Sings" collection cost
A=$193.75

Q=What is the title of the second song Strong Bad is shown singing in the "Strong Bad Sings" commercial
A=Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
</nowiki></pre>

== Holiday ==
=== Happy Trogday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "3RD" on the toons menu
A=Happy Trogday

Q=On which of Trogdor's birthdays was "Happy Trogday" made
A=Third

Q=What is on Stinkoman's birthday hat
A=Prawn
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fall Float Parade ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAL" on the toons menu
A=Fall Float Parade

Q=According to Strong Bad in "Fall Float Parade", Strong Sad goes into a trance when what words are spoken
A=Covered bridges

=== Fall Float Parade ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAL" on the toons menu
A=Fall Float Parade

Q=According to Strong Bad in "Fall Float Parade", Strong Sad goes into a trance when what words are spoken
A=Covered bridges

Q=Which Fall Float Parade was this
A= The 4Tst

Q=What did Bubs' Float say
A= Coach Z, You Jerk

Q=What was Homestar's Float
A=Homestar Runner's Swe Atshirt

Q=What was Pom Pom's balloon
A=The Pom Pom Balloon

Q=What did the King and the Poopsmith enter
A=The KOTHS JR. Varsity Marching Band

Q= What was Strong Mad's Float
A= Bubs' Concession Stand

Q= What was Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Float
A= Glorious seconds of Nunchucking Sownmen

Q= Who was guiding the Marshie balloon
A= The cheat

</nowiki></pre>

=== More Fan Costumes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TUM" on the toons menu
A=More Fan Costumes
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Potion-ma-jig ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JIG" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Potion-ma-jig

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Ookla the Mok

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Jambi

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Devo Member

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Gossamer

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Theo Huxtable

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Apollo Creed

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Beaker

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Walter Sobchak

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Toad

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Moocher

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Colonel Sanders

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Tingle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Happy Fireworks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "BAM" on the toons menu
A=Happy Fireworks

Q=What type of firework did Coach Z say he married
A=M-300
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senorial Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SNR" on the toons menu
A=Senorial Day

Q=Which real-world holiday was Senorial Day based on
A=Memorial Day
</nowiki></pre>

=== HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FUL" on the toons menu
A=HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Presents: Presents ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "GBO" on the toons menu
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=In which Decemberween toon did Homestar Run outside naked
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=Which Michael Jackson music video is Homestar's t-shirt from in "Homestar Presents: Presents"
A=Beat It
</nowiki></pre>

=== Snowglobe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DSH" on the toons menu
A=Snowglobe

Q=Which Peasant's Quest themed toon celebrated Decemberween
A=Snowglobe
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Fairstival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HIC" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Fairstival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Lion-O

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Cesar Romero as The Joker

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=David Bowie

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Ben Wallace

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Tupac

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=One of the 3 Most Important People in the World

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Willie Nelson

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Big Boy

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Sigmund

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Carl Spackler

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Mayor of Halloweentown

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Kumar
</nowiki></pre>

=== That A Ghost ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OLD" on the toons menu
A=That A Ghost
</nowiki></pre>

=== Decemberween In July ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DIJ" on the toons menu
A=Decemberween In July

Q=Who is the Little Girl
A=The Brothers Chaps' niece
</nowiki></pre>

=== Under Construction ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "APR" on the toons menu
A=Under Construction

Q=Which April Fools' Day toon featured Stinkoman and Sticklyman
A=Under Construction
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 Times Halloween Funjob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=3 Times Halloween Funjob

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=M. Bison

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Ozone

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=David Byrne

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Magnum P.I.

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kool Moe Dee

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Mel

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=The Log Lady

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Izzy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=John McEnroe

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Hamburglar

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Slash

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=A Santaman

Q=Who did Stinkoman dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Speed Racer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fan Costume Commentary ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAN" on the toons menu
A=Fan Costume Commentary

Q=What did Strong Bad tell one of the homestar costumes to take off its feet
A=tissue boxes
</nowiki></pre>

=== Malloween Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MAL" on the toons menu
A=Malloween Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Superbowl Dealie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUP" on the toons menu
A=Superbowl Dealie
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Decemberween Pageant ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAG" on the toons menu
A=A Decemberween Pageant
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pumpkin Carve-nival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "CRV" on the toons menu
A=Pumpkin Carve-nival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A Sleestak

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Homestar as Angus Young

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Vyvyan

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A ghost

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Kid

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Captain Lou Albano

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Left Eye Lopes

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=The Kool-Aid Man

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Russell

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Angus Young

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Mario

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Ghost Dog

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Strong Bad as The Bee
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Best Decemberween Ever ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "XMS" on the toons menu
A=The Best Decemberween Ever
</nowiki></pre>

=== Some Stupid Turkey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TKY" on the toons menu
A=Some Stupid Turkey

Q=What was the first Thanksgiving toon on the site
A=Some Stupid Turkey
</nowiki></pre>

=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUK" on the toons menu
A=The House that Gave Sucky Treats

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Lazer Tag

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Carmen Sandiego

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Andy Warhol

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Fridge

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Humpty Hump

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Mars Blackmon

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Joey Ramone

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Michael Moore

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Punchy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Greatest American Hero

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Hagar the Horrible

Q=Who did The Knight dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A="Idaho"

Q=Who did The Hornblower dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=B.C.

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Wimpy
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Mother's Day Message ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MOM" on the toons menu
A=A Mother's Day Message
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Holiday Greeting ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OHO" on the toons menu
A=A Holiday Greeting

Q=The first Decemberween toon on the site -- "A Holiday Greeting" -- never mentioned Decemberween. What season's greeting did it give at the end
A=Happy Holidays

Q=In "A Holiday Greeting", what is the first line of the song Strong Bad sings
A=O Holy Crap
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestarloween Party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HWN" on the toons menu
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=What was the first Halloween toon on the site
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Carmen Miranda

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Gorbachev

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Slim Goodbody

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Flavor Flav

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Rerun

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Jeannie

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Mr. Stay-Puft

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Tron

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Kurt Cobain

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Cap'n Crunch
</nowiki></pre>

== Puppet Stuff ==

=== Biz Cas Fri 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "BIZ" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 1

Q=Which toon has a computer that displays, "Flamboyant System Error, 3rd Qtr. Projection = Bad News"
A=Biz Cas Fri 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "CAS" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Homestar Runner say, "Thursday is the new Friday"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Strong Bad say to Homestar, "You smell like wet tech support, with onions"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "FRI" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 3

=== Labor Dabor ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What was the Labor Day Puppet Stuff called
A=Labor Dabor
</nowiki></pre>

== Powered by the Cheat ==

=== Everybody to the Limit ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which is the only Powered by the Cheat toon Strong Bad has shown approval of
A=Everybody to the Limit
</nowiki></pre>

<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Bad going to buy the Cheat after seeing this 'toon
A=A Pizza
</nowiki></pre>

== Strong Bad Email ==

=== some kinda robot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 1
A=some kinda robot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Abdi LaRue
A=some kinda robot

Q=From some kinda robot: Strong Bad meant to type "go to bed". What did he actually type
A=got to bed
</nowiki></pre>

=== homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 2
A=homsar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Vinnie C
A=homsar

Q=Strong Bad email "homsar" used to have a third button next to the two contrast buttons. What was it labeled
A=old emails

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to feature a character other than Strong Bad
A=homsar

Q=Who was the first character besides Strong Bad to appear in a Strong Bad email
A=homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== butt IQ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 3
A=butt IQ

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to end in "Crapfully yours"
A=butt IQ

Q=Which American indie rock band named one of their songs "On a Scale from One to Awesome (You're Pretty Great)" after a line from Strong Bad email "butt IQ"
A=The Reunion Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== homestar hair ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 4
A=homestar hair

Q=In which Strong Bad email does Strong Bad play "Temple of Apshai"
A=homestar hair

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to be deleted by Strong Bad
A=homestar hair

Q=From homestar hair: Strong Bad plays a game at the end of this email. What is it called
A=temple of apshai
</nowiki></pre>

=== making out ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 5
A=making out

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kissless in Santa Rosa
A=making out

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Frampton's Camel"
A=making out
</nowiki></pre>

=== depressio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 6
A=depressio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Anthony
A=depressio

Q=What is Strong Sad's email address
A=depressio@homestarrunner.com

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 500!!"
A=depressio
</nowiki></pre>

=== halloweener ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 7
A=halloweener

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ben
A=halloweener

Q=What was the last email where Strong Bad's mouth reflection is visible in the monitor
A=halloweener
</nowiki></pre>

=== brianrietta ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 8
A=brianrietta

Q=From brianrietta: What homestar runner character does Brian claim has his number
A=pom pom

Q=At the end of which email does Strong Bad actually sign his name
A=brianrietta
</nowiki></pre>

=== i love you ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 9
A=i love you

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon where Fhqwhgads makes an appearance
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon to feature the painting of a guy with a big knife
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email where The Paper appears outside Strong Bad's computer room
A=i love you

Q=From i love you: What is the common abbreviation of the email sender's "name"
A=fhqwhgads
</nowiki></pre>

=== trevor the vampire ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 10
A=trevor the vampire

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Trevor
A=trevor the vampire

Q=From trevor the vampire: Fill in the blank: "Oh Trevor, I ____ for you"
A=pine
</nowiki></pre>

=== i rule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 11
A=i rule

Q=Which Strong Bad email has the smallest Flash file size (coming in at 132k)
A=i rule

Q=According to the email "i rule", Strong Bad has ruled strongbadia since when
A=diaper school
</nowiki></pre>

=== credit card ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 12
A=credit card

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
A=credit card

Q=From Strong Bad email "credit card", what is the expiry date on Homestar's credit card
A=13/02

Q=What credit card company does Homestar use
A=Superfied Credit Union

Q=What is the name of the website Strong Bad visits at the end of the Strong Bad email "credit card," which is an actual site the Brothers Chaps made up just for fun
A=www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== i she be ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 13
A=i she be

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Great Looking Girl
A=i she be

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams
A=i she be

Q=From the email "i she be", what is The Cheat's screen name
A=cheatachu72

Q=From the email "i she be", what is the Great looking Girl's screen name
A=gr8lookinggrrl
</nowiki></pre>

=== duck pond ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 14
A=duck pond

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ron Kiwi
A=duck pond

Q=In the email "duck pond", how does Strong Bad spell Unfortunately
A=Unfortunatley
</nowiki></pre>

=== the basics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 15
A=the basics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from T.J.
A=the basics

Q=According to "labor day", what is Strong Bad's favorite email
A=the basics
</nowiki></pre>

=== band names ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 16
A=band names

Q=From the email "band names", what is the first band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LAZOR

Q=From the email "band names", what is the second band name Strong Bad suggests
A=BIGG NIFE

Q=From the email "band names", what is the third band name Strong Bad suggests
A=TARANCHULA

Q=From the email "band names", what is the fourth band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LIMOZEEN
</nowiki></pre>

=== studying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 17
A=studying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Roy
A=studying

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to contain a clickable easter egg
A=studying

Q=In the original version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.com

Q=In the DVD version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.egg
</nowiki></pre>

=== stand-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 18
A=stand-up

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Joe P
A=stand-up

Q=Which Free Country, USA electronics company manufactured the older style VCR that appears in "stand-up"
A=Totaltronics

Q=From the email "stand-up", what talent did Marzipan apparently demonstrate
A=clogging
</nowiki></pre>

=== tape-leg ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 19
A=tape-leg

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Nicolas
A=tape-leg

Q=Which Strong Bad email does Homestar Runner make fun of in "The System is Down"
A=tape-leg
</nowiki></pre>

=== spring cleaning ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 20
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which email marks the first time Strong Bad is asked how he types with boxing gloves on
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Mandy 400!!"
A=spring cleaning
</nowiki></pre>

=== cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 21
A=cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Geroge
A=cartoon

Q=In which email is Strong Bad hypnotized by the green lines on the screen of the Tandy
A=cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== sb_email 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 22
A=sb_email 22

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mark
A=sb_email 22

Q=In the opener of "sb_email 22", Strong Bad sings the theme song from what 1981 video game
A=Donkey Kong

Q=The line, "Never mind the bullocks," in "sb_email 22" is a reference to an album released by which British punk rock band
A=Sex Pistols

Q=If you don't count clickable easter eggs, what is the shortest Strong Bad email
A=sb_email 22

Q=In what email did Strong Bad say, "Screw all 'yall."
A=sb_email 22

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released before
A=invisibility

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released after
A=vacation

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Lost Email!"
A=sb_email 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== little animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 23
A=little animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ashley and Anthony
A=little animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of the floppy disk container
A=little animal

Q=Strong Bad kicked The Cheat for the first time in which toon
A=little animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bird ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 24
A=the bird

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Phylo D
A=the bird

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email set completely outdoors
A=the bird

Q=In which email does Strong Bad answer his email on Pom Pom's "Pom Pilot"
A=the bird
</nowiki></pre>

=== super powers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 25
A=super powers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Aaron C
A=super powers

Q=What is the first email to show the back of Strong Bad's computer
A=super powers
</nowiki></pre>

=== CGNU ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 26
A=CGNU

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Margo
A=CGNU

Q=What does "CGNU" stand for
A=crazy go nuts university
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 wishes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 27
A=3 wishes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brandon Hofer
A=3 wishes

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's second wish
A=horns

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's "possible" third wish
A=croissants
</nowiki></pre>

=== 1 step ahead ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 28
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Alex
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which Strong Bad email contains a parody of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of children's books
A=1 step ahead
</nowiki></pre>

=== superhero name ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 29
A=superhero name

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stiny
A=superhero name

Q=What is the name of Craig Zobel's little brother, featured in "superhero name"
A=Stiny
</nowiki></pre>

=== 12:00 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 30
A=12:00

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cory Dewey-Smith
A=12:00

Q=What real-world game show does Strong Bad reference in the opener of "12:00"
A=Jeopardy
</nowiki></pre>

=== sugarbob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 31
A=sugarbob

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email written in all caps
A=sugarbob

Q=The names "sugarbob, funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to which Motown classic made famous by the Four Tops
A=I Can't Help Myself

Q=The name "funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to the real-world group, Funky Bunch, headed by rapper-turned-actor Marky Mark. What is Marky Mark's real name
A=Mark Wahlberg
</nowiki></pre>

=== flag day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 32
A=flag day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Pablo
A=flag day

Q=The Strongbadia flag featured in Strong Bad email "flag day" is strikingly similar to an early American flag, the Gadsden flag. What phrase appears underneath the snake on the Gadsden flag
A=Don't Tread On Me
</nowiki></pre>

=== gimmicks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 33
A=gimmicks

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike W
A=gimmicks

Q=In the opener of Strong Bad email "gimmicks", Strong Bad references which popular song by Rick James
A=Superfreak
</nowiki></pre>

=== weird dream ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 34
A=weird dream

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Marie
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the "store locator" modeled after
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tangerine Dreams!!"
A=weird dream
</nowiki></pre>

=== sisters ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 35
A=sisters

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ali
A=sisters

Q=The images of Ali and Ali's sister in Strong Bad email "sisters" are taken from a popular Sierra video game series created by Al Lowe. What is the name of the main character from the series
A=Leisure Suit Larry

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!!"
A=sisters
</nowiki></pre>

=== guitar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 36
A=guitar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Derek Highet
A=guitar

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", the "way up high on the tiny strings" part is an actual solo from which Metallica song
A=Creeping Death

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", Strong Bad uses a musical term whose literal meaning is "like a harp". What is the term
A=Arpeggio
</nowiki></pre>

=== dullard ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 37
A=dullard

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jason
A=dullard

Q=The "dullard" comic strip is a parody of what real world comic
A=dilbert
</nowiki></pre>

=== helium ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 38
A=helium

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shack
A=helium

Q=Which email was the first for Marzipan to appear in
A=helium
</nowiki></pre>

=== property of ones ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 39
A=property of ones

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Waters
A=property of ones

Q=What was the last email to have no easter eggs, before "bottom 10"
A=property of ones
</nowiki></pre>

=== vacation ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 40
A=vacation

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from BrothaCheese
A=vacation

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email in which you cannot click on anything to email Strong Bad
A=vacation

Q=The first postcard in Strong Bad email "vacation" is from a fictional place called "The Great Mound." The postcard mentions a smaller mound in Ohio. What is the name of the mound in Ohio
A=Serpent Mound
</nowiki></pre>

=== invisibility ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 41
A=invisibility

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sin Studly17
A=invisibility

Q=In Strong Bad email "invisibility", one of the Tandy 400's last lines, "My mind is going, I can feel it," was originally spoken by what 1968 movie character
A=HAL 9000

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400"
A=invisibility
</nowiki></pre>

=== action figure ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 42
A=action figure

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Rechsteiner
A=action figure

Q=In Strong Bad email "action figure", all the toys are priced at $11.01 in reference to who's birthday
A=Matt Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== little questions ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 43
A=little questions

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Viklas
A=little questions

Q=In Strong Bad email "little questions", one of Strong Bad's illegible responses, "Looking always as I ever did," supposedly translates into "Hey, send me some of those..." what
A=Swedish Fish
</nowiki></pre>

=== lures & jigs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 44
A=lures & jigs

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from David Jacobus
A=lures & jigs

Q=In "lures and jigs", what does Strong Bad admit knowing nothing about
A=the ladies
</nowiki></pre>

=== techno ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 45
A=techno

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Silent J
A=techno

Q=What Survivor contestant referenced Strong Bad email "techno" by singing "The tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail," as he picked up his mail on the island
A=Ryan S
</nowiki></pre>

=== your friends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 46
A=your friends

Q=If you count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=your friends

Q=In Strong Bad email "your friends", which member of the main cast (besides himself, of course) does Strong Bad NOT attempt to hurt
A=The Poopsmith
</nowiki></pre>

=== new hands ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 47
A=new hands

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his left hand
A=A bullhorn

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his right hand
A=A bucket

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad realise he should've chosen to replace his hands
A=A guitar and a lazor gun
</nowiki></pre>

=== ghosts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 48
A=ghosts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Josh, John & Doug
A=ghosts

Q=In Strong Bad email "ghosts", Strong Bad opens with the line, "Boy, is it ever Monday!" This is a sarcastic reference to the fact that "ghosts" wasn't released on a Monday. What weekday was it released on
A=Wednesday
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 49
A=theme party

Q=The T-shirt in Strong Bad email "theme party" features the Grateful Dead teddy bear and a character from which popular comic strip
A=Calvin and Hobbes

Q=Which is the last email in which Strong Bad never leaves his chair and the camera angle never changes
A=theme party
</nowiki></pre>

=== 50 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 50
A=50 emails

Q=In Strong Bad email "50 emails", Homestar tries several words to delete an email, one of which is the name of which popular board game
A=Stratego

Q=Which email includes an Easter egg of an email from Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth
A=50 emails

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!"
A=50 emails
</nowiki></pre>

=== website ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 51
A=website

Q=How does Homestar spell website
A=wedsite

Q=What is the page title and opening vocal into Strong Bad's Website
A=Welcome to your doom!
</nowiki></pre>

=== island ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 52
A=island

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Yami Yugi
A=island

Q=In which email was the name "Stinkoman" first used
A=island
</nowiki></pre>

=== comic ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 53
A=comic

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brittany
A=comic

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Teen Girl Squad originate from
A=comic
</nowiki></pre>

=== morning routine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 54
A=morning routine

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike S
A=morning routine

Q=In which email does "potate" brand chips first appear
A=morning routine
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheat talk ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 55
A=cheat talk

Q=In which email does Mike Chapman do the voice of Strong Sad
A=cheat talk

Q=In the email "cheat talk", Mike Chapman does the voice of Strong Sad, since Matt is unable. Which word does Mike voice
A=douglas
</nowiki></pre>

=== current status ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 56
A=current status

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jordan Reynolds
A=current status

Q=In the email "current status", Strong Bad somehow switches the heads of Coach Z and Bubs. What does Strong Bad call the result
A=coach b/zubs
</nowiki></pre>

=== japanese cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 57
A=japanese cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from James F
A=japanese cartoon

Q=In which email is the word "combolations" first used
A=japanese cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== dragon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 58
A=dragon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaizer
A=dragon

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Trogdor originate from
A=dragon

Q=When Strong Bad celebrates Trogday, which sbemail is he honoring
A=dragon
</nowiki></pre>

=== marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 59
A=marzipan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Emily C
A=marzipan

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first time Marzipan's guitar is referred to as "Carol"
A=marzipan

Q=In Strong Bad email "marzipan", where is Emily from
A=Ohio
</nowiki></pre>

=== huttah! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 60
A=huttah!

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lasko
A=huttah!

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", what computer game does Strong Bad play on his compy
A=pigs on head

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", where is Lasko from
A=Milwaukee, WI
</nowiki></pre>

=== monster truck ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 61
A=monster truck

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stan & Loretta
A=monster truck

Q=What is the name of the monster truck show in "monster truck"
A=Awexome Cross 98

Q=Strong Bad's monster truck show in "monster truck" supposedly had thrills, chills and what
A=Syrup
</nowiki></pre>

=== interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 62
A=interview

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kerrek
A=interview

Q=From what email can you access the Homsar Main Page
A=interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== fingers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 63
A=fingers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lee Conrad
A=fingers

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from this list: knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=shrimp

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=knife

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=leg

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=ketchup bottle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=action figure

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, candle, cigar, battery
A=gummi worm

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, battery
A=cigar

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, battery
A=candle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, candle
A=battery
</nowiki></pre>

=== english paper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 64
A=english paper

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Smith
A=english paper

Q=In "english paper", what was the nickname Strong Bad gave to Kyle Smith
A=Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

Q=How many batteries does the man in the diagram in "english paper" eat
A=5

Q=In Kyle Smith's englilish paper, what was Li'l Spicy's famous speech
A=Hustle and Bustle are like my Right and Left arms
</nowiki></pre>

=== unused emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 65
A=unused emails

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Chase
A=unused emails

Q=At the end of "unused emails", what did Strong Bad think he broke
A=Clavicus majorus

Q=According to "unused emails", what is Bubs' email address
A=bubs@homestarrunner.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== the show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 66
A=the show

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Tori
A=the show

Q=In "the show", what does Homestar choose to recite
A=A list

Q=In "the show", what did Strong Sad catch
A=Chicken Pox
</nowiki></pre>

=== autobiography ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 67
A=autobiography

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's autobiography
A=Words I probably said

Q=In what Strong Bad Email did The Paper (temporarily) jam
A=autobiography
</nowiki></pre>

=== caper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 68
A=caper

Q=In "caper", who does Homestar think The Cheat is
A=Batman

Q=What is the answer to the jumble in "caper"
A=Un taco
</nowiki></pre>

=== personal favorites ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 69
A=personal favorites

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from HockeymanJ05
A=personal favorites

Q=What is the first email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=invisible

Q=What is the second email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=gimmicks

Q=How many emails (real and fake) does Strong Bad mention in "personal favorites" (including easter eggs)
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== big white face ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 70
A=big white face

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jen C
A=big white face

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 086!!"
A=big white face
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 71
A=2 emails

Q=In which Strong Bad Email is the Gameboy in a Blender first mentioned
A=2 emails

Q=What game does Strong Bad play during the fast forward in "2 emails"
A=Pigs on Head
</nowiki></pre>

=== crazy cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 72
A=crazy cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Monkeydude
A=crazy cartoon

Q=In which Strong Bad email did Eh! Steve make his debut
A=crazy cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== mascot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 73
A=mascot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ike
A=mascot

Q=What team does Crazy Go Nuts University verse in "mascot"
A=Pile of Electronics State
</nowiki></pre>

=== privileges ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 74
A=privileges

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Crazyclemens
A=privileges

Q=What did The Cheat end up in in "privileges"
A=The crisper drawer
</nowiki></pre>

=== funny ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 75
A=funny

Q=What does Strong Bad first type in order to open his email program in "funny"
A=stongbad_email.exe

Q=How many ounces does the ketchup bottle in "funny" have
A=very many
</nowiki></pre>

=== sibbie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 76
A=sibbie

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sibbie
A=sibbie
</nowiki></pre>

=== suntan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 77
A=suntan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meg
A=suntan

Q=In the suntan Easter egg, what word is Sharpied upon Homsar's shirt
A=SALAd
</nowiki></pre>

=== anything ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 78
A=anything
</nowiki></pre>

=== the process ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 79
A=the process

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Em
A=the process
</nowiki></pre>

=== stunt double ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 80
A=stunt double

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Louis
A=stunt double
</nowiki></pre>

=== date ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 81
A=date

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dynomite
A=date
</nowiki></pre>

=== impression ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 82
A=impression

Q=Who wins the Strong Sad look-a-like contest in the Strong Bad e-mail "impression"
A=The Cheat

Q=In impression, what did Strong Bad's sweatshirt say
A=Phys Ed
</nowiki></pre>

=== labor day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 83
A=labor day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chrispy
A=labor day
</nowiki></pre>

=== kids' book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 84
A=kids' book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Steve Buttz
A=kids' book
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 years ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 85
A=2 years

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from E. Fullmer
A=2 years
</nowiki></pre>

=== no loafing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 86
A=no loafing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mendelev
A=no loafing
</nowiki></pre>

=== mile ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 87
A=mile

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email that does not use a real fan-submitted email
A=mile
</nowiki></pre>

=== couch patch ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 88
A=couch patch
</nowiki></pre>

=== local news ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 89
A=local news

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan D.
A=local news
</nowiki></pre>

=== colonization ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 90
A=colonization

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shana Ma
A=colonization
</nowiki></pre>

=== caffeine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 91
A=caffeine
</nowiki></pre>

=== kind of cool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 92
A=kind of cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== army ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 93
A=army

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hank Toler
A=army
</nowiki></pre>

=== video games ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 94
A=video games

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Taylor R.
A=video games

Q=In Strong Bad email "video games", where does Strong Bad mistake the sender to be from
A=Alcatraz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bet ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 95
A=the bet

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chris
A=the bet
</nowiki></pre>

=== lackey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 96
A=lackey

Q=What does Strong Bad pay The Cheat with
A=Pencil shavings
</nowiki></pre>

=== monument ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 97
A=monument

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaitlin G.
A=monument
</nowiki></pre>

=== stupid stuff ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 98
A=stupid stuff

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kevin Grumble
A=stupid stuff
</nowiki></pre>

=== different town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 99
A=different town

Q=If you DON'T count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=different town

Q=What band performed the music of "Different Town"
A=They Might Be Giants
</nowiki></pre>

=== flashback ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 100
A=flashback

Q=Which email was sent in by Jon from NH
A=flashback

Q=Which email went for exactly five minutes
A=flashback
</nowiki></pre>

=== car ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 101
A=car

Q=Which email has the shortest name
A=car
</nowiki></pre>

=== lunch special ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 102
A=lunch special
</nowiki></pre>

=== haircut ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 103
A=haircut

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Harry Earlenmacherg
A=haircut
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme park ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 104
A=theme park

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Rafael
A=theme park
</nowiki></pre>

=== replacement ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 105
A=replacement

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jeffrey Desterhoft
A=replacement
</nowiki></pre>

=== dangeresque 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 106
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John Newell
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Who is the criminal mastermind of "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too"
A=Perducci
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheatday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 107
A=cheatday

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Bridget
A=cheatday
</nowiki></pre>

=== pom pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 108
A=pom pom
</nowiki></pre>

=== crying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 109
A=crying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from DJ Solerous
A=crying
</nowiki></pre>

=== for kids ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 110
A=for kids

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Allison
A=for kids

Q=Which email starts with Strong Bad playing Peasant's Quest
A=for kids
</nowiki></pre>

=== other days ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 111
A=other days

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brian Holmes
A=other days

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what complimentary closing does Bubs use before his signature in his snail mail to Strong Bad
A=swarthily

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what is the name of Strong Bad's battle axe instructor
A=dolph hauldhagen

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what does Homestar's polo shirt say
A=Diskettes Inc.

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what does Strong Bad's polo shirt say
A=Micro Palace
</nowiki></pre>

=== old comics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 112
A=old comics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Zack
A=old comics
</nowiki></pre>

=== pizzaz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 113
A=pizzaz

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan N
A=pizzaz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the facts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 114
A=the facts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jess G.
A=the facts

Q=In Strong Bad email "the facts", how many reasons did Strong Bad give for Strong Mad not having his own cartoon
A=4

Q=What did Homestar say his new catchphrase was
A=Thats Bupkis
</nowiki></pre>

=== time capsule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 115
A=time capsule

Q=In Strong Bad email "time capsule", what song is on Stinkoman's "power crunch"
A=Grumblecakes
</nowiki></pre>

=== extra plug ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 116
A=extra plug

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Corcoran
A=extra plug
</nowiki></pre>

=== montage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 117
A=montage
</nowiki></pre>

=== virus ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 118
A=virus

Q=What Strong Bad email references "The Reddest Radish" twice in the same scene
A=virus

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386??"
A=virus
</nowiki></pre>

=== animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 119
A=animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Spud Jr.
A=animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386?? Not No More."
A=animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== radio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 120
A=radio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fraser
A=radio
</nowiki></pre>

=== part-time job ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 121
A=part-time job

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hunter
A=part-time job
</nowiki></pre>

=== dreamail ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 122
A=dreamail

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Danny Gedgafov
A=dreamail
</nowiki></pre>

=== origins ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 123
A=origins

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Luke
A=origins
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret recipes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 124
A=secret recipes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Melissa and Hillary
A=secret recipes
</nowiki></pre>

=== rock opera ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 125
A=rock opera

Q=Which e-mail did Strong Bad recieve from Annonomyous Contributor
A=rock opera
</nowiki></pre>

=== best thing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 126
A=best thing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Albin J.
A=best thing
</nowiki></pre>

=== long pants ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 127
A=long pants

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Clancy
A=long pants
</nowiki></pre>

=== rampage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 128
A=rampage

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Peter
A=rampage
</nowiki></pre>

=== garage sale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 129
A=garage sale

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cat
A=garage sale
</nowiki></pre>

=== do over ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 130
A=do over

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Richie Z
A=do over
</nowiki></pre>

=== boring (really) ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 131
A=boring (really)

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Callie
A=boring (really)
</nowiki></pre>

=== modeling ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 132
A=modeling

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meghan
A=modeling
</nowiki></pre>

=== bottom 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 133
A=bottom 10

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from "someone stronger than you"
A=bottom 10

Q=What is number 6 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=foul stench of wet the cheat

Q=What is number 11 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=the jibblies
</nowiki></pre>

=== record book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 134
A=record book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from nathan
A=record book

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what epic poem does Strong Sad transcribe onto a single grain of bastami rice in four languages
A=Paradise Lost

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what does the King of Town have that Strong Bad mistakes for hiccups
A=heart attacks
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady...ing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 135
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lorenzo and Fillbert
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fabrosi
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email spoofs Marshmallow's Last Stand
A=lady...ing
</nowiki></pre>

=== geddup noise ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 136
A=geddup noise

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from marc baroni
A=geddup noise

Q=In Strong Bad email "geddup noise", what does Strong Bad call Strong Mad's blue sock puppet
A=The Teach

Q=What product does the geddup noise do a celebrity endorsement for in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Hamburger Shampoo

Q=Which popular American rock group made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "This is not a geddup noise t-shirt" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Fugazi

Q=Which popular American rock singer made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "Corporate geddup noise still sucks" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Kurt Cobain
</nowiki></pre>

=== bedtime story ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 137
A=bedtime story

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Wagley
A=bedtime story

Q=As seen in Strong Bad email "bedtime story", what drink does The Cheat have before going to bed
A=SUUDSU

Q=Which former NBA basketball player does The Cheat have "Cheatventures" with in Strong Bad email "bedtime story"
A=Moses Malone

Q=In Strong Bad email "bedtime story", Strong Mad plays a lullaby to The Cheat on a chainsaw. Which real-world song by Jackyl features a chainsaw solo played by lead-singer Jesse Dupree
A=The Lumberjack
</nowiki></pre>

=== space program ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 138
A=space program

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan from Raleigh
A=space program

Q=In Strong Bad email "space program", what does Strong Bad claim his spacecraft is constructed almost entirely of
A=cardboardium alloy

Q=What is the name of the spacecraft featured in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=The Proud Anselmo

Q=What name does Strong Bad give The Cheat when he is acting as onboard mechanic in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Harold "Strap" Coopmore

Q=What does SBASAF stand for in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil
</nowiki></pre>

=== portrait ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 139
A=portrait

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
A=portrait

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sort of artist did Strong Bad hope would paint his portrait
A=Deutsch Master

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sport does Strong Bad claim to have a passing interest in
A=Falconry

Q=What l33t phrase can be seen on The Cheat's shirt in Strong Bad email "portrait"
A=4rt b4ndit

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what does The Cheat paint over Strong Bad's first portrait
A=Rad Rad Robotank

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what type of degree does Strong Bad say is useless and which is actually held by Mike Chapman
A=Bachelor of Fine Arts
</nowiki></pre>

=== highschool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 140
A=highschool

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan Cowiche WA
A=highschool

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", who writes the story for "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries"
A=Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", according to Teenage Strong Bad, what is there no such thing as
A=mysterious

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", what does Bubsamecium sell six tubes of to Homestarmecium
A=rear-end cream
</nowiki></pre>

=== death metal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 141
A=death metal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad recieve from Dane in Corvallis, OR
A=death metal

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", where is the only place that death metal will get you any chicks
A=Scandanavia

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is Larry Palaroncini's webcam screenname
A=ladeezluvlarry71

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is included free in Corn Krunch
A=full-size alto saxophone
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret identity ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 142
A=secret identity

Q=Which email was sent in by Laramie from WI
A=secret identity

Q=Which email features the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "Laramie, Why?"
A=secret identity

Q=In "secret identity", what phrase does Strong Bad call "vicious"
A=rockin' cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== technology ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 143
A=technology

Q=Which email was sent by Jay in Oswego, New York
A=technology

Q=What email address is shown in "technology"
A=swimteampie33331@kindergartencop.edu

Q=In "technology", what can Strong Bad make his calculator say (all caps please)
A=OBOE SHOES
</nowiki></pre>

=== narrator ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 144
A=narrator

Q=Which email was sent by Grant Gossman from Minnesota
A=narrator
</nowiki></pre>

=== myths & legends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 145
A=myths & legends

Q=Which email was sent in by Cephas from Cornwall, CA
A=myths & legends

Q=In "myths & legends", what does Strong Bad think "CA" stands for
A=Corn Army

Q=By watching the flash file for "myths & legends", when the fence drawings are shown, you can see what written on the fence
A=by strong bab age 5

Q=Who does Strong Bad think the Bear-holding-a-Shark ice cream bars look like in "myths & legends"
A=Morgan Freeman
</nowiki></pre>

=== pop-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 146
A=pop-up

Q=Which email was sent in by Kat from Spokane, Wash.
A=pop-up

Q=Which email introduces the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "'Cat,' spoke Anne, 'wash!'"
A=pop-up

Q=From "pop-up", which is missing from the items Strong Sad gets covered in: Gray Cement, Ram's Blood, Boston Cream, and
A=Magic Eye

Q=In "pop-up", what is written on the fridge
A=NegativeZero
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady fan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 147
A=lady fan

Q=Which email was sent in by Buck Webb from Houston, Tejas
A=lady fan

Q=From "lady fan": What phrase does Strong Bad tell Homestar to never say again
A=Twees it out

Q=From "lady fan": How many one-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0

Q=From "lady fan": How many two-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0
</nowiki></pre>

=== disconnected ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 148
A=disconnected

Q=Which email was sent in by Jenny
A=disconnected

Q=From "disconnected": What does Head Bad's career advisor sign say (all caps please)
A=THE CAREER ADVISOR IS REAL IN

Q=In which email is an Easter egg unlocked by clicking "strongbad_email.exe"
A=disconnected
</nowiki></pre>

=== candy product ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 149
A=candy product

Q=Which email was sent in by "somone that's not homestarrunner"
A=candy product

Q=From "candy product": What is the name of Strong Bad's candy bar
A=SBLOUNSKCHED!

Q=What is Strong Bad's anti-Homestar filter called
A=Edgar's Baby's Daddy
</nowiki></pre>

=== alternate universe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 150
A=alternate universe

Q=Which email was sent in by Jody (not a girl) from TX
A=alternate universe

Q=Which is the longest Strong Bad Email, coming in at 5:53, almost a minute higher than the next
A=alternate universe

Q=From "alternate universe": How much did the "alternate universe portal" cost (number, then "bucks")
A=14 bucks

Q=From "alternate universe": How many Strong Bad doppelgängers (including Strong Bad himself) are seen at the end (number please)
A=11

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman waste
A=water

Q=From "alternate universe": What is Old Timey Strong Bad trying to make appear
A=nothing

Q=From "alternate universe": Who is Strong Bad almost adopted by
A=Senor Cardgage

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman steal from his neighbor
A=extended cable
</nowiki></pre>

== Teen Girl Squad ==

=== Issue #1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is So-and-So's real name
A=Kristen

Q=From Teen Girl Squad, who's missing: Virginia, Joy, Kristen, ______
A=Jennifer

Q=How does The Ugly One die in issue #1
A=Arrowed!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #7 ===

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what does Tompkins threaten to push the girls into
A=snakewater

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what medal did Tompkins' torso get
A=silver

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, how high does What's Her Face claim to be able to count
A=G
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does Tompkins' shirt say in the Easter egg in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
A=Truk
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Tompkins have "on the ropes" in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Bowser

Q=What nickname did the Brothers Chaps give to The Ugly One when she became hot
A=Hotgly One

Q=In TGS 10, what word in So and So's description is misspelled (put incorrect spelling)
A=viscious

Q=How many great-smelling colors are said to be used in the Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=24

Q=What is the name of the pawn shop advertised in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, what food item does Strong Bad claim to be eating when he is caught kissing his paper
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad issue 11, who made So and So get a job
A=Judith
</nowiki></pre>

== Marzipan's Answering Machine ==
=== Version 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1
A=Mr. Nobody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 1
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2
A=Detective Everybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3
A=Marzipan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 3
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4
A=The King of Town

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 4
A=7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5
A=Constable Anybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 5
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6
A=Dr. Professional

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 6
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7
A=Safety Dan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8
A=Sweepstakes Ron

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 9.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
A=Cableman Jorge

Q=How many messages does Marzipan recieve in Marzipan's Answering Machine 9.2
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 10.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What movie does Strong Sad claim to have on DVD in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
A=V.I. Warshawski

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 10.2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 11.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
A=Bob Statesman

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 11.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 12.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be the first time he pranks Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
A=Goatface

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 12.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 13.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what food, according to Old-Timey Strong Bad, is liked by William Henry Harrison and James Garfield
A=lasagna

Q=In the intro to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what does Marzipan say she's eating
A=dirt
</nowiki></pre>

== Games ==

=== Stinkoman 20X6 ===

==== Level 1 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 1
A=Tampo

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the fields outside the city
A=Level 1

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a robot and bounces up and down
A=Jaro

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is invincible only when crouching
A=Greggo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary and shoots forward every few seconds
A=Browntant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 floats back and forth and has pincers
A=Chorch

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 bears a resemblance to a UFO
A=Kolkaryu

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary, spiky and green
A=Pooru-Pooru

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is spiky and will kill you instantly
A=Old Sage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 2 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 2
A=Brody

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in Stinkoman's kitchen
A=Level 2

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a loose chicken head
A=Terrell

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes
A=Grundy

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a large chicken that shoots out bones
A=Stobat

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an electric burner
A=Rose Blake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a gas burner
A=Lundsford

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a bottle of green liquid
A=Tortan
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 3 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 3
A=Stlunko

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game features Stinkoman soaring up and down in the sky
A=Level 3

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a grey cloud which until version 7.1 had a propeller
A=Clowder

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 produces gold when killed
A=Mr. Ubbers
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 4 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 4
A=Saargtsson

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Lava Zone
A=Level 4

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is "hard to say" according to the Stinkomanual
A=Poorbt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a pile of junk and red goo
A=Gokul

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is found in the Lava Zone and flies in one direction only
A=Gaspeau

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is rolled in green coconut
A=Pink Cham Cham
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 5 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 5
A=Nebulon

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place on the moon with 1-Up
A=Level 5

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 has a shield for a hand
A=Astromund

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is like a meteor
A=The Bendini Sisters

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces up
A=Uptant

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces down
A=Downtant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots out deadly beams of light
A=Piedmont
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 6 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 6
A=The Liekand

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Pink Cloud Zone
A=Level 6

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an invincible electrical plig
A=Stafulter

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 must be killed in two stages
A=Protek

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a cloud which shoots out lightning
A=Postlethwaith

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a buzzsaw
A=Porchi

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a saw blade
A=Hash-Haw
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 7 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 7
A=An Ice Machine

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Ice Zone
A=Level 7

Q=What is the smallest enemy in Stinkoman 20X6
A=My Benj

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a small tank
A=Stothos

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will continue to fly by until destroyed
A=Fullbide

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will cause Stinkoman to freeze to square if he is hit
A=Ditmars

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a set of small, frozen spikes
A=Seeper Mo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a block of ice
A=Biztar
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 8 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 8
A=Ekersby

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the glitchy Negative Zone, commonly referred to as "Level -0"
A=Level 8

Q=The unknown enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that has been in the Object Library since Version 1.X resembles what vegetable
A=Cabbage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 9 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 9
A=Harvax XVII

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in an evil jungle
A=Level 9

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shrimp
A=Prudench

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an oyster
A=Dolmerlay

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an anemone
A=Roldhap

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shark
A=Semulade

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a coral
A=Fundlake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a goldfish
A=Sackastano

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a manta ray
A=Quorvekt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a volcano
A=Broodacre

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a jellyfish
A=Reid

Q=There is one enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that appears in Level 9, but not in the Stinkomaual. What kind of animal is it
A=Octopus
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Quiz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the theme song video, Bubs is dancing in front of what arcade game
A=Dokle II

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes
A=Disco Tech

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say
A=wear a bikini!

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in Homestarloween Party
A=Garfield

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the luau episode, how many glasses of melonade did Homestar say he drank
A=32

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to the tape he gives Coach Z, how many times does Strong Sad say "job"
A=285194

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Where in the world is the Hairstyle Runner maufactured
A=Prance

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Why doesn't the Poopsmith talk
A=vow of silence

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In Answering Machine #2, Marzipan warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what
A=strudel
</nowiki></pre>

== Characters ==

=== Coach Z ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the most common word Coach Z has trouble pronouncing
A=Job

Q=Coach Z says he has more that how many "prablems"
A=2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Runner ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What letter of the alphabet does Homestar have the most trouble pronouncing
A=R

Q=What is Homestar Runner's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Homestar Runner

Q=What is Homestar Runner's 20X6 counterpart called
A=1-Up
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=According to Strong Bad, what was Homsar raised by
A=A Cup of Coffee

Q=In "interview", Homsar describes himself as what
A=A Song from the Sixties

Q=Which main character's video has background music
A=Homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Marzipan's guitar
A=Carol

Q=According to the earliest character page, who is Marizpan's dad
A=The King of Town

Q=According to Strong Bad, Marzipan is like a dirty hippy without the what
A=Dirt
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pom Pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Pom Pom's dog
A=Trivia Time

Q=What is Pom Pom's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Fat Dudley

Q=What is Pom Pom's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Pan Pan
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Bad's email address
A=strongbad@homestarrunner.com

Q=What was Strong Bad's first computer
A=Tandy 400

Q=What was Strong Bad's second computer
A=Compy 386

Q=What was Strong Bad's third computer
A=Lappy 486

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's favorite TV drama/soap opera
A=Caleb Rentpayer

Q=Which person has Strong Bad never dressed up as for Halloween: Carmen Sandiego, Carmen Miranda, or Carmen Electra
A=Carmen Electra

Q=What is Strong Bad's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Stinkoman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Mad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Mad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Strong Man

Q=What color is Strong Mad's wallpaper in his room
A=orange
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Sad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the password to Strong Sad's Weblog
A=gray_n_grey584

Q=According to Strong Sad's Lament, what's a shorter way to write "Thank God It's Tuesday at Three-Oh-Two"
A=TGITATOT

Q=What is Strong Sad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Sickly Sam
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheat ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Including his Old-Timey counterpart, how many times has The Cheat's head exploded
A=6

Q=What is The Cheat's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Poopsmith ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does The Poopsmith shovel
A=whatsit

Q=Why doesn't The Poopsmith talk
A=he's taken a vow of silence
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is The King of Town's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Kaiser

Q=What is the only food that the King of Town is known to hate
A=peas

Q=According to the old characters page, which character is the child of the KOT
A=Marzipan
</nowiki></pre>
=== Bubs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What word, when spoken to Bubs, makes his lose his superpowers
A=Sbu
</nowiki></pre>

== Main Pages ==
=== Main Page 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in space
A=Main Page 1

Q=On which Main Page can we see an explosion on a planet
A=Main Page 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Alps
A=Main Page 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on a beach
A=Main Page 3
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a bowling alley
A=Main Page 4
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a waffle restaraunt
A=Main Page 5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in heaven
A=Main Page 6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a graveyard
A=Main Page 7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the sky
A=Main Page 8
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 9 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in a notebook
A=Main Page 9
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Old-Timey era
A=Main Page 10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a newsroom
A=Main Page 11
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 12 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in The Field at night
A=Main Page 12
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 13 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page uses Atari 2600 graphics
A=Main Page 13
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 14 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a shower
A=Main Page 14
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 15 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is in Powered by The Cheat style
A=Main Page 15
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 16 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a snowy field
A=Main Page 16
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 17 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set place in the 20X6 era
A=Main Page 17
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 18 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land
A=Main Page 18
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 19 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on the "The Show" stage
A=Main Page 19
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 20 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in storybook style
A=Main Page 20
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 21 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in vector style
A=Main Page 21
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page was attacked by The Virus
A=Main Page 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 23 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page shows the back of Homestar
A=Main Page 23
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is accessible by clicking on the last digit of the copyright date on any Main Page
A=Homsar Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Luau Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set at Marzipan's Gazebo
A=Luau Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== King of Town Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page only has four main buttons
A=King of Town Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad's Room Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is not on its own page and is included in a game
A=Strong Bad's Room Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

== Other Characters ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=How many Unguraits are depicted on the Ungurait trading card
A=4

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Frank Benedetto
A=popcorn popper

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Mrs. Benedetto
A=microwave oven

Q=What character was created (and never seen again) based on a mispronounciation by a friend of the Chaps
A=Homeschool Winner
</nowiki></pre>

== The Creators ==
=== Matt Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=When is Matt Chapman's birthday (mm/dd/yyyy)
A=11/01/1976

Q=Matt Chapman can be seen as an audience member in an episode of which popular American comedy television program
A=Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Q=Matt Chapman's cat can be seen in Strong Bad email "website". What is the cat's name
A=Mabel

Q=What is Matt Chapman's Bacon Number
A=2

Q=What popular food item does Matt Chapman refer to as "dismantled Awesome Blossoms"
A=onion straws

Q=Who provides the voice of Bubs
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Coach Z
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homestar Runner
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homsar
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Bad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Mad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Sad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The Cheat
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The King of Town
A=Matt Chapman

Q=What is the name of Matt Chapman's wife
A=Jackie
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mike Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Shark-toothed Bubs
A=Mike Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Teeg Dougland
A=Mike Chapman

Q=In which month is Mike Chapman and Missy Palmer's wedding anniversary
A=February

Q=Who provides the voice of the Powered by The Cheat characters
A=Mike Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Missy Palmer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Marzipan
A=Missy Palmer

Q=In February 2006 it was announced that Missy Palmer was what
A=pregnant

Q=:Who served as second assistant director and music coordinator for the 2000 film "The Girls' Room" starring Soleil Moon Frye and Wil Wheaton
A=Missy Palmer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Craig Zobel ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who was Coach Z named after
A=Craig Zobel

Q=Who provides the voice of Cherry Greg
A=Craig Zobel
</nowiki></pre>

== Miscellany ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What well-known item makes an appearance in "homsar", "stunt double", and "garage sale"
A=heavy lourde

Q=What does 'LTWFTW' stand for
A=long time watcher first time writer

Q=What is the name of the company that makes Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
A=Galoob

Q=Where is the factory that hand-puffs Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
A=Neuconsin

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", which US state does Homestar think he and Strong Bad are in
A=Massachusetts

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", what does Homestar use as a phone
A=a Twinkie

Q=With whom does Homestar pretend to talk on the phone in "Where the Crap Are We?"
A=Senator Pencilface

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's old Tandy 400
A=The King of Town

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's shotgunned Compy 386
A=Homestar Runner

Q=What does the Old-Timey counterpart of the No Loafing Sign say
A=Loafing Not Permitted

Q=Which is not a cheat commando: Fightgar, Gunkeeper, Reinforcements, or Foxface
A=Gunkeeper
</nowiki></pre>

User:JoeyDay/TriviaTime

2009-04-06T01:55:07Z

Guard Duck: key word is currently; it'll be back up some day

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== Toons ==

=== Weclome Back ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Whose turn was it to bring the doughnuts
A=Homestar Runner's

Q=In "Weclome Back", where did Strong Sad spend two glorious weeks
A=Gluten Camp
</pre></nowiki>
=== A Folky Tale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "DMP" on the toons menu
A=A Folky Tale

Q=What does Saddy Dumpington call himself when he is dressed as a snake in "A Folky Tale"
A=Weird Snake Joe

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what are the Dancing Brothers allergic to
A=foxes

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what does Saddy Dumpington say is "no doubt right around the corner"
A=famine

Q=According to Strong Sad, what was Saddy Dumpington good at spreading
A=sadness and misery

Q=Who does Bubs have a phone conversation with in an Easter egg in "A Folky Tale"
A=Homestar Runner
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cool Things ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KUL" on the toons menu
A=Cool Things

Q=In "Cool Things", what did Homestar write on Marzipan's wall
A=Cool Tapes

Q=Which professional tennis player's name does Homestar exclaim when he discovers Marzipan's band, "Cool Tapes"
A=Pete Sampras

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Cool Things", who moved away after fifth grade
A=Dripping Yellow Madness

Q=In "Cool Things", what does Homestar get from Bubs' Concession Stand in exchange for his glasses
A=grapes

Q=Which big toon has the page title "Sittin' with a kitty..."
A=Cool Things

</nowiki></pre>

=== Bug In Mouth Disease ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "BUG" on the toons menu
A=Bug In Mouth Disease

Q=The show Strong Sad watches in "Bug In Mouth Disease" focuses on which historical character
A=Shakespeare

Q=What did Strong Sad say he didn't want to be called anymore
A=Dairy Queen

Q=Which underwear did Strong Sad really care about in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=the blue ones

Q=According to his paranormal investigator business card, what is Bubs' email address
A=BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Q=The sunglasses Homestar wears when on the Caleb Rentplayer show are originally from which Strong Bad Email
A=the bet

Q=What nickname does Strong Bad give Homestar Runner in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=McDorkle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Shopping for Danger ===
<pre><nowiki>

Q=On the toons menu, what is the three-letter channel ID for "Shopping For Danger"
A=DOZ

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what day is it at the local grocery store
A=double coupon day

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what is the bottom right item advertised on the overhead grocery store sign
A=blue bottles

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what store is located next to Price Style
A=Hausgood

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", when the Cheat Commandos bust through the store's windows, which commando lands several aisles back
A=Silent Rip
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "SBJ" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon

Q=To protect Marzipan in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what did Homestar suggest he change his name to
A=Homestar-Runner

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what does P.O.P. stand for
A=Powers of Persuasion

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call from behind bars
A=Professor Tor Coolguy

Q=What is the first item Strong Bad and The Cheat are actually shown stealing in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=The King of Town's crown

Q=After the King of Town is questioned, who becomes Coach Z and Bubs' prime suspect in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=Biscuit-Dough Hands Man
</nowiki></pre>

=== Parsnips A-Plenty ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAP" on the toons menu
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q="Parsnips A-Plenty" is presented in glorious what
A=Sound-O-Vision

Q=The "scene missing" gag in "Parsnips A-Plenty" may be inspired by a near-identical scene in an episode of which popular British comedy television show
A=Monty Python's Flying Circus

Q=What does Old-Timey Strong Bad plan on making in "Parsnips A-Plenty"
A=parsnip pie

Q=What is the second shortest "big toon" ever
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q=When you click on the Kaiser's head in an Easter egg in "Parsnips A-Plenty", a message comes up with what text
A=BUY U.S. SOUP BONDS
</nowiki></pre>

=== Where's The Cheat? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=What is the longest cartoon on the Homestar Runner site
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Homestar Runner

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Where's the Cheat", what do The Cheat and Strong Sad play on Tuesdays
A=Jenga

Q=According to a poster in "Where's The Cheat?", how many pounds does The Cheat weigh
A=18

Q=What brand of cigarettes was The Cheat caught using in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Trophy Lights
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Luau ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CFB" on the toons menu
A=The Luau

Q=According to Marzipan's advertisement in "The Luau", what will Strong Sad read
A=ancient Hawaiian poetry

Q=On the toons menu, what does the three-letter channel ID for "The Luau", "CFB", stand for
A=crap for brains

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to credit Missy Palmer as a writer
A=The Luau

Q=In "The Luau", who does Strong Bad say isn't coming to his party
A=fire

Q=About how long had Strong Sad been standing next to the tofu in "The Luau"
A=20 minutes
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Jorb Well Done ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=A Jorb Well Done

Q=According to the slideshow in "A Jorb Well Done", what is the construction worker's job
A=to smash things

Q=What character appears in the first scene of "A Jorb Well Done" but then doesn't appear for the rest of the toon
A=Bubs

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", what color is the "B" in Strong Bad's graffiti
A=orange

Q=At the end of "A Jorb Well Done", what kind of animal does Coach Z call Homestar
A=hamster

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", how does Homestar spell Coach Z's mispronunciation of "job"
A=jaerb

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", how many times does Strong Sad say "job" on the tape he gives to Coach Z
A=285,194

Q=At the end of "A Jorb Well Done", Coach Z makes many failed attempts to pronounce Homestar's name. Which of the following was not said: Humphel, Straystar, Ramrod, or Homegrown
A=Straystar
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Reddest Radish ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "RED" on the toons menu
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What was the last Homestar Runner big toon to be released in the year 2000
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What cartoon features a unique "paper doll cut-out" visual style
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", how many times does Marzipan say "Ouch." while knocking on Homestar's door before leaving
A=3

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", what object does the wagon carrying the radish trip over
A=a can

Q=During the fight scene in "The Reddest Radish", what color is Strong Mad
A=gray
</nowiki></pre>

=== In Search of the Yello Dello ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "QLO" on the toons menu
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to feature Atari 2600 graphics
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=How many pages does the incomplete "In Search of the Yello Dello" storyboards have
A=20

Q=According to the TV show in "In Search of the Yello Dello", where is the Yello Dello found
A=North-eastern Potamia

Q=In "In Search of the Yello Dello", Strong Sad says that the little gray fat kid's brothers took his underwear and filled it with what
A=bologna

Q=How many different "In Search of the Yello Dello" deleted scenes are there on the site
A=4
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town DVD ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KOT" on the toons menu
A=The King of Town

Q=What is the Toon Menu's description of "The King of Town"
A=KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.

Q=What does the pooh smith say in "The King of Town" DVD storyboards
A=nope

Q=According to "The King of Town" DVD, what does the King of Town do all the time
A=worries

Q=How many times does Pom Pom speak in "The King of Town" DVD
A=0

Q=According to a secret version of the "The King of Town" DVD commentary, what was Strong Bad's motivation to do it
A=money
</nowiki></pre>

== Shorts ==
=== Sbemail 150?!? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "150" on the toons menu
A=Sbemail 150?!?
</nowiki></pre>

=== 500 The Cheats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "500" on the toons menu
A=500 The Cheats
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is a Bad Guy ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "GUY" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

Q=According to "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy", what would Strong Mad get for a tattoo
A=a glowy box

Q=Which toon, not counting the original theme song video, was made in Mario Paint
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
</nowiki></pre>

=== Sick Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SIK" on the toons menu
A=Sick Day

Q=In Sick Day, what does Strong Bad name Strong Mad's room (miss out the accent)
A=Rotten Egglund

Q=In Sick Day, what is the name of Strong Bad's tissue brand
A=Tish, you!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Commandos in the Classroom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "P2T" on the toons menu
A=Commandos in the Classroom

Q=What is the last specific thing Gunhaver mentions when listing what the evil half of the brain likes
A=lootering

Q=What does Blue Laser Commander smoke in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=candy

Q=What debilitating gold rush era disease does Reynold claim to have in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=dysentery

Q=In "Commandos in the Classroom", what food does Reynold say he has never eaten before
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== TrogdorCon '97 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CON" on the toons menu
A=TrogdorCon '97

Q=In "TrogdorCon '97," where did The Cheat get his big ol' horn
A=Booth 709

Q=What booth do Strong Bad and The Cheat have in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=Booth 101

Q=How does Strong Sad mispronounce the word "anime" in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=ah-NEE-may
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Li'l Brudder Show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LIL" on the toons menu
A=The Li'l Brudder Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "QST" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

Q=What do the two programmers argue about in the easter egg
A=Good graphics
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Preview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PQT" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Preview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Experimental Film ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLM" on the toons menu
A=Experimental Film

Q=Who directed the music video for "Experimental Film"
A=Strong Sad and The Cheat
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senor Mortgage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SCM" on the toons menu
A=Senor Mortgage
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos...O's ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CCO" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos...O's
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheatar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "TAR" on the toons menu
A=The Cheatar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mr. Shmallow ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LOW" on the toons menu
A=Mr. Shmallow
</nowiki></pre>

=== Ballad of The Sneak ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SNK" on the toons menu
A=Ballad of The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== Lookin at a Thing in a Bag ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "BAG" on the toons menu
A=Lookin at a Thing in a Bag

Q=What kind of Drinks did Homestar get
A=2 reds, a Blue, and an Orange
</nowiki></pre>

=== Arcade Game ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "ARC" on the toons menu
A=Arcade Game

Q=What does Strong Bad say that he's doing when Homestar finds him playing Trogdor in "Arcade Game"
A=Doing The Cheat's taxes
</nowiki></pre>

=== 20X6 vs. 1936 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "2X6" on the toons menu
A=20X6 vs. 1936
</nowiki></pre>

=== The System is Down ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "YHO" on the toons menu
A=The System is Down
</nowiki></pre>

=== Meet Marshie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PUF" on the toons menu
A=Meet Marshie
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "INT" on the toons menu
A=The Interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fluffy Puff Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLF" on the toons menu
A=Fluffy Puff Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Theme Song Video ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "HSR" on the toons menu
A=Theme Song Video
</nowiki></pre>

=== Kick the Can ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CAN" on the toons menu
A=Kick the Can
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad Sings ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SBS" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What is the oldest Short still on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What telephone number is given in the written information for "Strong Bad Sings"
A=1-800-555-SBSINGS

Q=As "Happy Birthday to You" is copyrighted, what song is forgotten by Strong Mad in the DVD version of "Strong Bad Sings"
A=Hot Cross Buns

Q=How much does the "Strong Bad Sings" collection cost
A=$193.75

Q=What is the title of the second song Strong Bad is shown singing in the "Strong Bad Sings" commercial
A=Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
</nowiki></pre>

== Holiday ==
=== Happy Trogday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "3RD" on the toons menu
A=Happy Trogday

Q=On which of Trogdor's birthdays was "Happy Trogday" made
A=Third

Q=What is on Stinkoman's birthday hat
A=Prawn
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fall Float Parade ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAL" on the toons menu
A=Fall Float Parade

Q=According to Strong Bad in "Fall Float Parade", Strong Sad goes into a trance when what words are spoken
A=Covered bridges

=== Fall Float Parade ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAL" on the toons menu
A=Fall Float Parade

Q=According to Strong Bad in "Fall Float Parade", Strong Sad goes into a trance when what words are spoken
A=Covered bridges

Q=Which Fall Float Parade was this
A= The 4Tst

Q=What did Bubs' Float say
A= Coach Z, You Jerk

Q=What was Homestar's Float
A=Homestar Runner's Swe Atshirt

Q=What was Pom Pom's balloon
A=The Pom Pom Balloon

Q=What did the King and the Poopsmith enter
A=The KOTHS JR. Varsity Marching Band

Q= What was Strong Mad's Float
A= Bubs' Concession Stand

Q= What was Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Float
A= Glorious seconds of Nunchucking Sownmen

Q= Who was guiding the Marshie balloon
A= The cheat

</nowiki></pre>

=== More Fan Costumes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TUM" on the toons menu
A=More Fan Costumes
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Potion-ma-jig ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JIG" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Potion-ma-jig

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Ookla the Mok

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Jambi

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Devo Member

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Gossamer

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Theo Huxtable

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Apollo Creed

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Beaker

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Walter Sobchak

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Toad

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Moocher

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Colonel Sanders

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Tingle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Happy Fireworks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "BAM" on the toons menu
A=Happy Fireworks

Q=What type of firework did Coach Z say he married
A=M-300
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senorial Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SNR" on the toons menu
A=Senorial Day

Q=Which real-world holiday was Senorial Day based on
A=Memorial Day
</nowiki></pre>

=== HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FUL" on the toons menu
A=HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Presents: Presents ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "GBO" on the toons menu
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=In which Decemberween toon did Homestar Run outside naked
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=Which Michael Jackson music video is Homestar's t-shirt from in "Homestar Presents: Presents"
A=Beat It
</nowiki></pre>

=== Snowglobe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DSH" on the toons menu
A=Snowglobe

Q=Which Peasant's Quest themed toon celebrated Decemberween
A=Snowglobe
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Fairstival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HIC" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Fairstival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Lion-O

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Cesar Romero as The Joker

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=David Bowie

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Ben Wallace

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Tupac

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=One of the 3 Most Important People in the World

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Willie Nelson

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Big Boy

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Sigmund

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Carl Spackler

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Mayor of Halloweentown

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Kumar
</nowiki></pre>

=== That A Ghost ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OLD" on the toons menu
A=That A Ghost
</nowiki></pre>

=== Decemberween In July ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DIJ" on the toons menu
A=Decemberween In July

Q=Who is the Little Girl
A=The Brothers Chaps' niece
</nowiki></pre>

=== Under Construction ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "APR" on the toons menu
A=Under Construction

Q=Which April Fools' Day toon featured Stinkoman and Sticklyman
A=Under Construction
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 Times Halloween Funjob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=3 Times Halloween Funjob

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=M. Bison

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Ozone

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=David Byrne

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Magnum P.I.

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kool Moe Dee

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Mel

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=The Log Lady

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Izzy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=John McEnroe

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Hamburglar

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Slash

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=A Santaman

Q=Who did Stinkoman dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Speed Racer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fan Costume Commentary ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAN" on the toons menu
A=Fan Costume Commentary

Q=What did Strong Bad tell one of the homestar costumes to take off its feet
A=tissue boxes
</nowiki></pre>

=== Malloween Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MAL" on the toons menu
A=Malloween Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Superbowl Dealie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUP" on the toons menu
A=Superbowl Dealie
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Decemberween Pageant ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAG" on the toons menu
A=A Decemberween Pageant
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pumpkin Carve-nival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "CRV" on the toons menu
A=Pumpkin Carve-nival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A Sleestak

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Homestar as Angus Young

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Vyvyan

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A ghost

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Kid

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Captain Lou Albano

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Left Eye Lopes

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=The Kool-Aid Man

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Russell

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Angus Young

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Mario

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Ghost Dog

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Strong Bad as The Bee
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Best Decemberween Ever ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "XMS" on the toons menu
A=The Best Decemberween Ever
</nowiki></pre>

=== Some Stupid Turkey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TKY" on the toons menu
A=Some Stupid Turkey

Q=What was the first Thanksgiving toon on the site
A=Some Stupid Turkey
</nowiki></pre>

=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUK" on the toons menu
A=The House that Gave Sucky Treats

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Lazer Tag

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Carmen Sandiego

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Andy Warhol

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Fridge

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Humpty Hump

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Mars Blackmon

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Joey Ramone

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Michael Moore

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Punchy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Greatest American Hero

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Hagar the Horrible

Q=Who did The Knight dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A="Idaho"

Q=Who did The Hornblower dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=B.C.

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Wimpy
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Mother's Day Message ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MOM" on the toons menu
A=A Mother's Day Message
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Holiday Greeting ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OHO" on the toons menu
A=A Holiday Greeting

Q=The first Decemberween toon on the site -- "A Holiday Greeting" -- never mentioned Decemberween. What season's greeting did it give at the end
A=Happy Holidays

Q=In "A Holiday Greeting", what is the first line of the song Strong Bad sings
A=O Holy Crap
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestarloween Party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HWN" on the toons menu
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=What was the first Halloween toon on the site
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Carmen Miranda

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Gorbachev

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Slim Goodbody

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Flavor Flav

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Rerun

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Jeannie

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Mr. Stay-Puft

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Tron

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Kurt Cobain

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Cap'n Crunch
</nowiki></pre>

== Puppet Stuff ==

=== Biz Cas Fri 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "BIZ" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 1

Q=Which toon has a computer that displays, "Flamboyant System Error, 3rd Qtr. Projection = Bad News"
A=Biz Cas Fri 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "CAS" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Homestar Runner say, "Thursday is the new Friday"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Strong Bad say to Homestar, "You smell like wet tech support, with onions"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "FRI" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 3

=== Labor Dabor ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What was the Labor Day Puppet Stuff called
A=Labor Dabor
</nowiki></pre>

== Powered by the Cheat ==

=== Everybody to the Limit ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which is the only Powered by the Cheat toon Strong Bad has shown approval of?
A=Everybody to the Limit
</nowiki></pre>

<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Bad going to buy the Cheat after seeing this 'toon?
A=A Pizza
</nowiki></pre>

== Strong Bad Email ==

=== some kinda robot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 1
A=some kinda robot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Abdi LaRue
A=some kinda robot

Q=From some kinda robot: Strong Bad meant to type "go to bed". What did he actually type
A=got to bed
</nowiki></pre>

=== homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 2
A=homsar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Vinnie C
A=homsar

Q=Strong Bad email "homsar" used to have a third button next to the two contrast buttons. What was it labeled
A=old emails

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to feature a character other than Strong Bad
A=homsar

Q=Who was the first character besides Strong Bad to appear in a Strong Bad email
A=homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== butt IQ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 3
A=butt IQ

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to end in "Crapfully yours"
A=butt IQ

Q=Which American indie rock band named one of their songs "On a Scale from One to Awesome (You're Pretty Great)" after a line from Strong Bad email "butt IQ"
A=The Reunion Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== homestar hair ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 4
A=homestar hair

Q=In which Strong Bad email does Strong Bad play "Temple of Apshai"
A=homestar hair

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to be deleted by Strong Bad
A=homestar hair

Q=From homestar hair: Strong Bad plays a game at the end of this email. What is it called
A=temple of apshai
</nowiki></pre>

=== making out ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 5
A=making out

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kissless in Santa Rosa
A=making out

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Frampton's Camel"
A=making out
</nowiki></pre>

=== depressio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 6
A=depressio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Anthony
A=depressio

Q=What is Strong Sad's email address
A=depressio@homestarrunner.com

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 500!!"
A=depressio
</nowiki></pre>

=== halloweener ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 7
A=halloweener

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ben
A=halloweener

Q=What was the last email where Strong Bad's mouth reflection is visible in the monitor
A=halloweener
</nowiki></pre>

=== brianrietta ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 8
A=brianrietta

Q=From brianrietta: What homestar runner character does Brian claim has his number
A=pom pom

Q=At the end of which email does Strong Bad actually sign his name
A=brianrietta
</nowiki></pre>

=== i love you ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 9
A=i love you

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon where Fhqwhgads makes an appearance
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon to feature the painting of a guy with a big knife
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email where The Paper appears outside Strong Bad's computer room
A=i love you

Q=From i love you: What is the common abbreviation of the email sender's "name"
A=fhqwhgads
</nowiki></pre>

=== trevor the vampire ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 10
A=trevor the vampire

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Trevor
A=trevor the vampire

Q=From trevor the vampire: Fill in the blank: "Oh Trevor, I ____ for you"
A=pine
</nowiki></pre>

=== i rule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 11
A=i rule

Q=Which Strong Bad email has the smallest Flash file size (coming in at 132k)
A=i rule

Q=According to the email "i rule", Strong Bad has ruled strongbadia since when
A=diaper school
</nowiki></pre>

=== credit card ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 12
A=credit card

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
A=credit card

Q=From Strong Bad email "credit card", what is the expiry date on Homestar's credit card
A=13/02

Q=What credit card company does Homestar use
A=Superfied Credit Union

Q=What is the name of the website Strong Bad visits at the end of the Strong Bad email "credit card," which is an actual site the Brothers Chaps made up just for fun
A=www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== i she be ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 13
A=i she be

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Great Looking Girl
A=i she be

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams
A=i she be

Q=From the email "i she be", what is The Cheat's screen name
A=cheatachu72

Q=From the email "i she be", what is the Great looking Girl's screen name
A=gr8lookinggrrl
</nowiki></pre>

=== duck pond ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 14
A=duck pond

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ron Kiwi
A=duck pond

Q=In the email "duck pond", how does Strong Bad spell Unfortunately
A=Unfortunatley
</nowiki></pre>

=== the basics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 15
A=the basics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from T.J.
A=the basics

Q=According to "labor day", what is Strong Bad's favorite email
A=the basics
</nowiki></pre>

=== band names ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 16
A=band names

Q=From the email "band names", what is the first band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LAZOR

Q=From the email "band names", what is the second band name Strong Bad suggests
A=BIGG NIFE

Q=From the email "band names", what is the third band name Strong Bad suggests
A=TARANCHULA

Q=From the email "band names", what is the fourth band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LIMOZEEN
</nowiki></pre>

=== studying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 17
A=studying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Roy
A=studying

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to contain a clickable easter egg
A=studying

Q=In the original version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.com

Q=In the DVD version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.egg
</nowiki></pre>

=== stand-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 18
A=stand-up

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Joe P
A=stand-up

Q=Which Free Country, USA electronics company manufactured the older style VCR that appears in "stand-up"
A=Totaltronics

Q=From the email "stand-up", what talent did Marzipan apparently demonstrate
A=clogging
</nowiki></pre>

=== tape-leg ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 19
A=tape-leg

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Nicolas
A=tape-leg

Q=Which Strong Bad email does Homestar Runner make fun of in "The System is Down"
A=tape-leg
</nowiki></pre>

=== spring cleaning ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 20
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which email marks the first time Strong Bad is asked how he types with boxing gloves on
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Mandy 400!!"
A=spring cleaning
</nowiki></pre>

=== cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 21
A=cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Geroge
A=cartoon

Q=In which email is Strong Bad hypnotized by the green lines on the screen of the Tandy
A=cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== sb_email 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 22
A=sb_email 22

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mark
A=sb_email 22

Q=In the opener of "sb_email 22", Strong Bad sings the theme song from what 1981 video game
A=Donkey Kong

Q=The line, "Never mind the bullocks," in "sb_email 22" is a reference to an album released by which British punk rock band
A=Sex Pistols

Q=If you don't count clickable easter eggs, what is the shortest Strong Bad email
A=sb_email 22

Q=In what email did Strong Bad say, "Screw all 'yall."
A=sb_email 22

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released before
A=invisibility

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released after
A=vacation

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Lost Email!"
A=sb_email 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== little animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 23
A=little animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ashley and Anthony
A=little animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of the floppy disk container
A=little animal

Q=Strong Bad kicked The Cheat for the first time in which toon
A=little animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bird ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 24
A=the bird

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Phylo D
A=the bird

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email set completely outdoors
A=the bird

Q=In which email does Strong Bad answer his email on Pom Pom's "Pom Pilot"
A=the bird
</nowiki></pre>

=== super powers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 25
A=super powers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Aaron C
A=super powers

Q=What is the first email to show the back of Strong Bad's computer
A=super powers
</nowiki></pre>

=== CGNU ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 26
A=CGNU

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Margo
A=CGNU

Q=What does "CGNU" stand for
A=crazy go nuts university
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 wishes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 27
A=3 wishes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brandon Hofer
A=3 wishes

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's second wish
A=horns

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's "possible" third wish
A=croissants
</nowiki></pre>

=== 1 step ahead ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 28
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Alex
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which Strong Bad email contains a parody of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of children's books
A=1 step ahead
</nowiki></pre>

=== superhero name ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 29
A=superhero name

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stiny
A=superhero name

Q=What is the name of Craig Zobel's little brother, featured in "superhero name"
A=Stiny
</nowiki></pre>

=== 12:00 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 30
A=12:00

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cory Dewey-Smith
A=12:00

Q=What real-world game show does Strong Bad reference in the opener of "12:00"
A=Jeopardy
</nowiki></pre>

=== sugarbob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 31
A=sugarbob

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email written in all caps
A=sugarbob

Q=The names "sugarbob, funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to which Motown classic made famous by the Four Tops
A=I Can't Help Myself

Q=The name "funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to the real-world group, Funky Bunch, headed by rapper-turned-actor Marky Mark. What is Marky Mark's real name
A=Mark Wahlberg
</nowiki></pre>

=== flag day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 32
A=flag day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Pablo
A=flag day

Q=The Strongbadia flag featured in Strong Bad email "flag day" is strikingly similar to an early American flag, the Gadsden flag. What phrase appears underneath the snake on the Gadsden flag
A=Don't Tread On Me
</nowiki></pre>

=== gimmicks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 33
A=gimmicks

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike W
A=gimmicks

Q=In the opener of Strong Bad email "gimmicks", Strong Bad references which popular song by Rick James
A=Superfreak
</nowiki></pre>

=== weird dream ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 34
A=weird dream

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Marie
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the "store locator" modeled after
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tangerine Dreams!!"
A=weird dream
</nowiki></pre>

=== sisters ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 35
A=sisters

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ali
A=sisters

Q=The images of Ali and Ali's sister in Strong Bad email "sisters" are taken from a popular Sierra video game series created by Al Lowe. What is the name of the main character from the series
A=Leisure Suit Larry

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!!"
A=sisters
</nowiki></pre>

=== guitar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 36
A=guitar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Derek Highet
A=guitar

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", the "way up high on the tiny strings" part is an actual solo from which Metallica song
A=Creeping Death

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", Strong Bad uses a musical term whose literal meaning is "like a harp". What is the term
A=Arpeggio
</nowiki></pre>

=== dullard ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 37
A=dullard

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jason
A=dullard

Q=The "dullard" comic strip is a parody of what real world comic
A=dilbert
</nowiki></pre>

=== helium ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 38
A=helium

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shack
A=helium

Q=Which email was the first for Marzipan to appear in
A=helium
</nowiki></pre>

=== property of ones ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 39
A=property of ones

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Waters
A=property of ones

Q=What was the last email to have no easter eggs, before "bottom 10"
A=property of ones
</nowiki></pre>

=== vacation ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 40
A=vacation

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from BrothaCheese
A=vacation

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email in which you cannot click on anything to email Strong Bad
A=vacation

Q=The first postcard in Strong Bad email "vacation" is from a fictional place called "The Great Mound." The postcard mentions a smaller mound in Ohio. What is the name of the mound in Ohio
A=Serpent Mound
</nowiki></pre>

=== invisibility ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 41
A=invisibility

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sin Studly17
A=invisibility

Q=In Strong Bad email "invisibility", one of the Tandy 400's last lines, "My mind is going, I can feel it," was originally spoken by what 1968 movie character
A=HAL 9000

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400"
A=invisibility
</nowiki></pre>

=== action figure ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 42
A=action figure

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Rechsteiner
A=action figure

Q=In Strong Bad email "action figure", all the toys are priced at $11.01 in reference to who's birthday
A=Matt Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== little questions ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 43
A=little questions

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Viklas
A=little questions

Q=In Strong Bad email "little questions", one of Strong Bad's illegible responses, "Looking always as I ever did," supposedly translates into "Hey, send me some of those..." what
A=Swedish Fish
</nowiki></pre>

=== lures & jigs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 44
A=lures & jigs

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from David Jacobus
A=lures & jigs

Q=In "lures and jigs", what does Strong Bad admit knowing nothing about
A=the ladies
</nowiki></pre>

=== techno ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 45
A=techno

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Silent J
A=techno

Q=What Survivor contestant referenced Strong Bad email "techno" by singing "The tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail," as he picked up his mail on the island
A=Ryan S
</nowiki></pre>

=== your friends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 46
A=your friends

Q=If you count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=your friends

Q=In Strong Bad email "your friends", which member of the main cast (besides himself, of course) does Strong Bad NOT attempt to hurt
A=The Poopsmith
</nowiki></pre>

=== new hands ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 47
A=new hands

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his left hand
A=A bullhorn

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his right hand
A=A bucket

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad realise he should've chosen to replace his hands
A=A guitar and a lazor gun
</nowiki></pre>

=== ghosts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 48
A=ghosts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Josh, John & Doug
A=ghosts

Q=In Strong Bad email "ghosts", Strong Bad opens with the line, "Boy, is it ever Monday!" This is a sarcastic reference to the fact that "ghosts" wasn't released on a Monday. What weekday was it released on
A=Wednesday
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 49
A=theme party

Q=The T-shirt in Strong Bad email "theme party" features the Grateful Dead teddy bear and a character from which popular comic strip
A=Calvin and Hobbes

Q=Which is the last email in which Strong Bad never leaves his chair and the camera angle never changes
A=theme party
</nowiki></pre>

=== 50 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 50
A=50 emails

Q=In Strong Bad email "50 emails", Homestar tries several words to delete an email, one of which is the name of which popular board game
A=Stratego

Q=Which email includes an Easter egg of an email from Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth
A=50 emails

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!"
A=50 emails
</nowiki></pre>

=== website ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 51
A=website

Q=How does Homestar spell website
A=wedsite

Q=What is the page title and opening vocal into Strong Bad's Website
A=Welcome to your doom!
</nowiki></pre>

=== island ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 52
A=island

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Yami Yugi
A=island

Q=In which email was the name "Stinkoman" first used
A=island
</nowiki></pre>

=== comic ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 53
A=comic

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brittany
A=comic

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Teen Girl Squad originate from
A=comic
</nowiki></pre>

=== morning routine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 54
A=morning routine

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike S
A=morning routine

Q=In which email does "potate" brand chips first appear
A=morning routine
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheat talk ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 55
A=cheat talk

Q=In which email does Mike Chapman do the voice of Strong Sad
A=cheat talk

Q=In the email "cheat talk", Mike Chapman does the voice of Strong Sad, since Matt is unable. Which word does Mike voice
A=douglas
</nowiki></pre>

=== current status ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 56
A=current status

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jordan Reynolds
A=current status

Q=In the email "current status", Strong Bad somehow switches the heads of Coach Z and Bubs. What does Strong Bad call the result
A=coach b/zubs
</nowiki></pre>

=== japanese cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 57
A=japanese cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from James F
A=japanese cartoon

Q=In which email is the word "combolations" first used
A=japanese cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== dragon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 58
A=dragon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaizer
A=dragon

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Trogdor originate from
A=dragon

Q=When Strong Bad celebrates Trogday, which sbemail is he honoring
A=dragon
</nowiki></pre>

=== marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 59
A=marzipan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Emily C
A=marzipan

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first time Marzipan's guitar is referred to as "Carol"
A=marzipan

Q=In Strong Bad email "marzipan", where is Emily from
A=Ohio
</nowiki></pre>

=== huttah! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 60
A=huttah!

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lasko
A=huttah!

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", what computer game does Strong Bad play on his compy
A=pigs on head

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", where is Lasko from
A=Milwaukee, WI
</nowiki></pre>

=== monster truck ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 61
A=monster truck

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stan & Loretta
A=monster truck

Q=What is the name of the monster truck show in "monster truck"
A=Awexome Cross 98

Q=Strong Bad's monster truck show in "monster truck" supposedly had thrills, chills and what
A=Syrup
</nowiki></pre>

=== interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 62
A=interview

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kerrek
A=interview

Q=From what email can you access the Homsar Main Page
A=interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== fingers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 63
A=fingers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lee Conrad
A=fingers

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from this list: knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=shrimp

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=knife

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=leg

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=ketchup bottle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=action figure

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, candle, cigar, battery
A=gummi worm

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, battery
A=cigar

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, battery
A=candle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, candle
A=battery
</nowiki></pre>

=== english paper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 64
A=english paper

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Smith
A=english paper

Q=In "english paper", what was the nickname Strong Bad gave to Kyle Smith
A=Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

Q=How many batteries does the man in the diagram in "english paper" eat
A=5

Q=In Kyle Smith's englilish paper, what was Li'l Spicy's famous speech
A=Hustle and Bustle are like my Right and Left arms
</nowiki></pre>

=== unused emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 65
A=unused emails

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Chase
A=unused emails

Q=At the end of "unused emails", what did Strong Bad think he broke
A=Clavicus majorus

Q=According to "unused emails", what is Bubs' email address
A=bubs@homestarrunner.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== the show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 66
A=the show

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Tori
A=the show

Q=In "the show", what does Homestar choose to recite
A=A list

Q=In "the show", what did Strong Sad catch
A=Chicken Pox
</nowiki></pre>

=== autobiography ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 67
A=autobiography

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's autobiography
A=Words I probably said

Q=In what Strong Bad Email did The Paper (temporarily) jam
A=autobiography
</nowiki></pre>

=== caper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 68
A=caper

Q=In "caper", who does Homestar think The Cheat is
A=Batman

Q=What is the answer to the jumble in "caper"
A=Un taco
</nowiki></pre>

=== personal favorites ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 69
A=personal favorites

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from HockeymanJ05
A=personal favorites

Q=What is the first email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=invisible

Q=What is the second email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=gimmicks

Q=How many emails (real and fake) does Strong Bad mention in "personal favorites" (including easter eggs)
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== big white face ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 70
A=big white face

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jen C
A=big white face

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 086!!"
A=big white face
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 71
A=2 emails

Q=In which Strong Bad Email is the Gameboy in a Blender first mentioned
A=2 emails

Q=What game does Strong Bad play during the fast forward in "2 emails"
A=Pigs on Head
</nowiki></pre>

=== crazy cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 72
A=crazy cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Monkeydude
A=crazy cartoon

Q=In which Strong Bad email did Eh! Steve make his debut
A=crazy cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== mascot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 73
A=mascot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ike
A=mascot

Q=What team does Crazy Go Nuts University verse in "mascot"
A=Pile of Electronics State
</nowiki></pre>

=== privileges ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 74
A=privileges

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Crazyclemens
A=privileges

Q=What did The Cheat end up in in "privileges"
A=The crisper drawer
</nowiki></pre>

=== funny ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 75
A=funny

Q=What does Strong Bad first type in order to open his email program in "funny"
A=stongbad_email.exe

Q=How many ounces does the ketchup bottle in "funny" have
A=very many
</nowiki></pre>

=== sibbie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 76
A=sibbie

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sibbie
A=sibbie
</nowiki></pre>

=== suntan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 77
A=suntan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meg
A=suntan

Q=In the suntan Easter egg, what word is Sharpied upon Homsar's shirt
A=SALAd
</nowiki></pre>

=== anything ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 78
A=anything
</nowiki></pre>

=== the process ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 79
A=the process

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Em
A=the process
</nowiki></pre>

=== stunt double ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 80
A=stunt double

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Louis
A=stunt double
</nowiki></pre>

=== date ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 81
A=date

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dynomite
A=date
</nowiki></pre>

=== impression ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 82
A=impression

Q=Who wins the Strong Sad look-a-like contest in the Strong Bad e-mail "impression"
A=The Cheat

Q=In impression, what did Strong Bad's sweatshirt say
A=Phys Ed
</nowiki></pre>

=== labor day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 83
A=labor day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chrispy
A=labor day
</nowiki></pre>

=== kids' book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 84
A=kids' book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Steve Buttz
A=kids' book
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 years ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 85
A=2 years

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from E. Fullmer
A=2 years
</nowiki></pre>

=== no loafing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 86
A=no loafing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mendelev
A=no loafing
</nowiki></pre>

=== mile ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 87
A=mile

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email that does not use a real fan-submitted email
A=mile
</nowiki></pre>

=== couch patch ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 88
A=couch patch
</nowiki></pre>

=== local news ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 89
A=local news

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan D.
A=local news
</nowiki></pre>

=== colonization ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 90
A=colonization

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shana Ma
A=colonization
</nowiki></pre>

=== caffeine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 91
A=caffeine
</nowiki></pre>

=== kind of cool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 92
A=kind of cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== army ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 93
A=army

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hank Toler
A=army
</nowiki></pre>

=== video games ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 94
A=video games

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Taylor R.
A=video games

Q=In Strong Bad email "video games", where does Strong Bad mistake the sender to be from
A=Alcatraz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bet ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 95
A=the bet

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chris
A=the bet
</nowiki></pre>

=== lackey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 96
A=lackey

Q=What does Strong Bad pay The Cheat with
A=Pencil shavings
</nowiki></pre>

=== monument ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 97
A=monument

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaitlin G.
A=monument
</nowiki></pre>

=== stupid stuff ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 98
A=stupid stuff

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kevin Grumble
A=stupid stuff
</nowiki></pre>

=== different town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 99
A=different town

Q=If you DON'T count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=different town

Q=What band performed the music of "Different Town"
A=They Might Be Giants
</nowiki></pre>

=== flashback ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 100
A=flashback

Q=Which email was sent in by Jon from NH
A=flashback

Q=Which email went for exactly five minutes
A=flashback
</nowiki></pre>

=== car ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 101
A=car

Q=Which email has the shortest name
A=car
</nowiki></pre>

=== lunch special ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 102
A=lunch special
</nowiki></pre>

=== haircut ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 103
A=haircut

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Harry Earlenmacherg
A=haircut
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme park ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 104
A=theme park

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Rafael
A=theme park
</nowiki></pre>

=== replacement ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 105
A=replacement

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jeffrey Desterhoft
A=replacement
</nowiki></pre>

=== dangeresque 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 106
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John Newell
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Who is the criminal mastermind of "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too"
A=Perducci
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheatday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 107
A=cheatday

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Bridget
A=cheatday
</nowiki></pre>

=== pom pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 108
A=pom pom
</nowiki></pre>

=== crying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 109
A=crying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from DJ Solerous
A=crying
</nowiki></pre>

=== for kids ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 110
A=for kids

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Allison
A=for kids

Q=Which email starts with Strong Bad playing Peasant's Quest
A=for kids
</nowiki></pre>

=== other days ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 111
A=other days

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brian Holmes
A=other days

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what complimentary closing does Bubs use before his signature in his snail mail to Strong Bad
A=swarthily

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what is the name of Strong Bad's battle axe instructor
A=dolph hauldhagen

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what does Homestar's polo shirt say
A=Diskettes Inc.

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what does Strong Bad's polo shirt say
A=Micro Palace
</nowiki></pre>

=== old comics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 112
A=old comics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Zack
A=old comics
</nowiki></pre>

=== pizzaz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 113
A=pizzaz

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan N
A=pizzaz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the facts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 114
A=the facts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jess G.
A=the facts

Q=In Strong Bad email "the facts", how many reasons did Strong Bad give for Strong Mad not having his own cartoon
A=4

Q=What did Homestar say his new catchphrase was
A=Thats Bupkis
</nowiki></pre>

=== time capsule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 115
A=time capsule

Q=In Strong Bad email "time capsule", what song is on Stinkoman's "power crunch"
A=Grumblecakes
</nowiki></pre>

=== extra plug ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 116
A=extra plug

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Corcoran
A=extra plug
</nowiki></pre>

=== montage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 117
A=montage
</nowiki></pre>

=== virus ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 118
A=virus

Q=What Strong Bad email references "The Reddest Radish" twice in the same scene
A=virus

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386??"
A=virus
</nowiki></pre>

=== animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 119
A=animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Spud Jr.
A=animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386?? Not No More."
A=animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== radio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 120
A=radio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fraser
A=radio
</nowiki></pre>

=== part-time job ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 121
A=part-time job

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hunter
A=part-time job
</nowiki></pre>

=== dreamail ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 122
A=dreamail

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Danny Gedgafov
A=dreamail
</nowiki></pre>

=== origins ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 123
A=origins

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Luke
A=origins
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret recipes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 124
A=secret recipes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Melissa and Hillary
A=secret recipes
</nowiki></pre>

=== rock opera ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 125
A=rock opera

Q=Which e-mail did Strong Bad recieve from Annonomyous Contributor
A=rock opera
</nowiki></pre>

=== best thing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 126
A=best thing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Albin J.
A=best thing
</nowiki></pre>

=== long pants ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 127
A=long pants

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Clancy
A=long pants
</nowiki></pre>

=== rampage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 128
A=rampage

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Peter
A=rampage
</nowiki></pre>

=== garage sale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 129
A=garage sale

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cat
A=garage sale
</nowiki></pre>

=== do over ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 130
A=do over

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Richie Z
A=do over
</nowiki></pre>

=== boring (really) ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 131
A=boring (really)

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Callie
A=boring (really)
</nowiki></pre>

=== modeling ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 132
A=modeling

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meghan
A=modeling
</nowiki></pre>

=== bottom 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 133
A=bottom 10

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from "someone stronger than you"
A=bottom 10

Q=What is number 6 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=foul stench of wet the cheat

Q=What is number 11 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=the jibblies
</nowiki></pre>

=== record book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 134
A=record book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from nathan
A=record book

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what epic poem does Strong Sad transcribe onto a single grain of bastami rice in four languages
A=Paradise Lost

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what does the King of Town have that Strong Bad mistakes for hiccups
A=heart attacks
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady...ing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 135
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lorenzo and Fillbert
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fabrosi
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email spoofs Marshmallow's Last Stand
A=lady...ing
</nowiki></pre>

=== geddup noise ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 136
A=geddup noise

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from marc baroni
A=geddup noise

Q=In Strong Bad email "geddup noise", what does Strong Bad call Strong Mad's blue sock puppet
A=The Teach

Q=What product does the geddup noise do a celebrity endorsement for in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Hamburger Shampoo

Q=Which popular American rock group made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "This is not a geddup noise t-shirt" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Fugazi

Q=Which popular American rock singer made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "Corporate geddup noise still sucks" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Kurt Cobain
</nowiki></pre>

=== bedtime story ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 137
A=bedtime story

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Wagley
A=bedtime story

Q=As seen in Strong Bad email "bedtime story", what drink does The Cheat have before going to bed
A=SUUDSU

Q=Which former NBA basketball player does The Cheat have "Cheatventures" with in Strong Bad email "bedtime story"
A=Moses Malone

Q=In Strong Bad email "bedtime story", Strong Mad plays a lullaby to The Cheat on a chainsaw. Which real-world song by Jackyl features a chainsaw solo played by lead-singer Jesse Dupree
A=The Lumberjack
</nowiki></pre>

=== space program ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 138
A=space program

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan from Raleigh
A=space program

Q=In Strong Bad email "space program", what does Strong Bad claim his spacecraft is constructed almost entirely of
A=cardboardium alloy

Q=What is the name of the spacecraft featured in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=The Proud Anselmo

Q=What name does Strong Bad give The Cheat when he is acting as onboard mechanic in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Harold "Strap" Coopmore

Q=What does SBASAF stand for in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil
</nowiki></pre>

=== portrait ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 139
A=portrait

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
A=portrait

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sort of artist did Strong Bad hope would paint his portrait
A=Deutsch Master

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sport does Strong Bad claim to have a passing interest in
A=Falconry

Q=What l33t phrase can be seen on The Cheat's shirt in Strong Bad email "portrait"
A=4rt b4ndit

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what does The Cheat paint over Strong Bad's first portrait
A=Rad Rad Robotank

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what type of degree does Strong Bad say is useless and which is actually held by Mike Chapman
A=Bachelor of Fine Arts
</nowiki></pre>

=== highschool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 140
A=highschool

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan Cowiche WA
A=highschool

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", who writes the story for "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries"
A=Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", according to Teenage Strong Bad, what is there no such thing as
A=mysterious

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", what does Bubsamecium sell six tubes of to Homestarmecium
A=rear-end cream
</nowiki></pre>

=== death metal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 141
A=death metal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad recieve from Dane in Corvallis, OR
A=death metal

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", where is the only place that death metal will get you any chicks
A=Scandanavia

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is Larry Palaroncini's webcam screenname
A=ladeezluvlarry71

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is included free in Corn Krunch
A=full-size alto saxophone
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret identity ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 142
A=secret identity

Q=Which email was sent in by Laramie from WI
A=secret identity

Q=Which email features the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "Laramie, Why?"
A=secret identity

Q=In "secret identity", what phrase does Strong Bad call "vicious"
A=rockin' cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== technology ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 143
A=technology

Q=Which email was sent by Jay in Oswego, New York
A=technology

Q=What email address is shown in "technology"
A=swimteampie33331@kindergartencop.edu

Q=In "technology", what can Strong Bad make his calculator say (all caps please)
A=OBOE SHOES
</nowiki></pre>

=== narrator ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 144
A=narrator

Q=Which email was sent by Grant Gossman from Minnesota
A=narrator
</nowiki></pre>

=== myths & legends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 145
A=myths & legends

Q=Which email was sent in by Cephas from Cornwall, CA
A=myths & legends

Q=In "myths & legends", what does Strong Bad think "CA" stands for
A=Corn Army

Q=By watching the flash file for "myths & legends", when the fence drawings are shown, you can see what written on the fence
A=by strong bab age 5

Q=Who does Strong Bad think the Bear-holding-a-Shark ice cream bars look like in "myths & legends"
A=Morgan Freeman
</nowiki></pre>

=== pop-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 146
A=pop-up

Q=Which email was sent in by Kat from Spokane, Wash.
A=pop-up

Q=Which email introduces the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "'Cat,' spoke Anne, 'wash!'"
A=pop-up

Q=From "pop-up", which is missing from the items Strong Sad gets covered in: Gray Cement, Ram's Blood, Boston Cream, and
A=Magic Eye

Q=In "pop-up", what is written on the fridge
A=NegativeZero
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady fan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 147
A=lady fan

Q=Which email was sent in by Buck Webb from Houston, Tejas
A=lady fan

Q=From "lady fan": What phrase does Strong Bad tell Homestar to never say again
A=Twees it out

Q=From "lady fan": How many one-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0

Q=From "lady fan": How many two-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0
</nowiki></pre>

=== disconnected ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 148
A=disconnected

Q=Which email was sent in by Jenny
A=disconnected

Q=From "disconnected": What does Head Bad's career advisor sign say (all caps please)
A=THE CAREER ADVISOR IS REAL IN

Q=In which email is an Easter egg unlocked by clicking "strongbad_email.exe"
A=disconnected
</nowiki></pre>

=== candy product ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 149
A=candy product

Q=Which email was sent in by "somone that's not homestarrunner"
A=candy product

Q=From "candy product": What is the name of Strong Bad's candy bar
A=SBLOUNSKCHED!

Q=What is Strong Bad's anti-Homestar filter called
A=Edgar's Baby's Daddy
</nowiki></pre>

=== alternate universe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 150
A=alternate universe

Q=Which email was sent in by Jody (not a girl) from TX
A=alternate universe

Q=Which is the longest Strong Bad Email, coming in at 5:53, almost a minute higher than the next
A=alternate universe

Q=From "alternate universe": How much did the "alternate universe portal" cost (number, then "bucks")
A=14 bucks

Q=From "alternate universe": How many Strong Bad doppelgängers (including Strong Bad himself) are seen at the end (number please)
A=11

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman waste
A=water

Q=From "alternate universe": What is Old Timey Strong Bad trying to make appear
A=nothing

Q=From "alternate universe": Who is Strong Bad almost adopted by
A=Senor Cardgage

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman steal from his neighbor
A=extended cable
</nowiki></pre>

== Teen Girl Squad ==

=== Issue #1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is So-and-So's real name
A=Kristen

Q=From Teen Girl Squad, who's missing: Virginia, Joy, Kristen, ______
A=Jennifer

Q=How does The Ugly One die in issue #1
A=Arrowed!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #7 ===

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what does Tompkins threaten to push the girls into
A=snakewater

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what medal did Tompkins' torso get
A=silver

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, how high does What's Her Face claim to be able to count
A=G
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does Tompkins' shirt say in the Easter egg in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
A=Truk
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Tompkins have "on the ropes" in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Bowser

Q=What nickname did the Brothers Chaps give to The Ugly One when she became hot
A=Hotgly One

Q=In TGS 10, what word in So and So's description is misspelled (put incorrect spelling)
A=viscious

Q=How many great-smelling colors are said to be used in the Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=24

Q=What is the name of the pawn shop advertised in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, what food item does Strong Bad claim to be eating when he is caught kissing his paper
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad issue 11, who made So and So get a job
A=Judith
</nowiki></pre>

== Marzipan's Answering Machine ==
=== Version 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1
A=Mr. Nobody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 1
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2
A=Detective Everybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3
A=Marzipan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 3
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4
A=The King of Town

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 4
A=7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5
A=Constable Anybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 5
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6
A=Dr. Professional

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 6
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7
A=Safety Dan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8
A=Sweepstakes Ron

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 9.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
A=Cableman Jorge

Q=How many messages does Marzipan recieve in Marzipan's Answering Machine 9.2
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 10.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What movie does Strong Sad claim to have on DVD in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
A=V.I. Warshawski

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 10.2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 11.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
A=Bob Statesman

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 11.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 12.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be the first time he pranks Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
A=Goatface

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 12.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 13.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what food, according to Old-Timey Strong Bad, is liked by William Henry Harrison and James Garfield
A=lasagna

Q=In the intro to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what does Marzipan say she's eating
A=dirt
</nowiki></pre>

== Games ==

=== Stinkoman 20X6 ===

==== Level 1 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 1
A=Tampo

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the fields outside the city
A=Level 1

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a robot and bounces up and down
A=Jaro

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is invincible only when crouching
A=Greggo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary and shoots forward every few seconds
A=Browntant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 floats back and forth and has pincers
A=Chorch

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 bears a resemblance to a UFO
A=Kolkaryu

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary, spiky and green
A=Pooru-Pooru

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is spiky and will kill you instantly
A=Old Sage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 2 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 2
A=Brody

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in Stinkoman's kitchen
A=Level 2

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a loose chicken head
A=Terrell

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes
A=Grundy

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a large chicken that shoots out bones
A=Stobat

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an electric burner
A=Rose Blake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a gas burner
A=Lundsford

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a bottle of green liquid
A=Tortan
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 3 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 3
A=Stlunko

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game features Stinkoman soaring up and down in the sky
A=Level 3

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a grey cloud which until version 7.1 had a propeller
A=Clowder

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 produces gold when killed
A=Mr. Ubbers
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 4 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 4
A=Saargtsson

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Lava Zone
A=Level 4

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is "hard to say" according to the Stinkomanual
A=Poorbt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a pile of junk and red goo
A=Gokul

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is found in the Lava Zone and flies in one direction only
A=Gaspeau

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is rolled in green coconut
A=Pink Cham Cham
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 5 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 5
A=Nebulon

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place on the moon with 1-Up
A=Level 5

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 has a shield for a hand
A=Astromund

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is like a meteor
A=The Bendini Sisters

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces up
A=Uptant

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces down
A=Downtant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots out deadly beams of light
A=Piedmont
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 6 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 6
A=The Liekand

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Pink Cloud Zone
A=Level 6

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an invincible electrical plig
A=Stafulter

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 must be killed in two stages
A=Protek

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a cloud which shoots out lightning
A=Postlethwaith

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a buzzsaw
A=Porchi

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a saw blade
A=Hash-Haw
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 7 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 7
A=An Ice Machine

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Ice Zone
A=Level 7

Q=What is the smallest enemy in Stinkoman 20X6
A=My Benj

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a small tank
A=Stothos

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will continue to fly by until destroyed
A=Fullbide

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will cause Stinkoman to freeze to square if he is hit
A=Ditmars

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a set of small, frozen spikes
A=Seeper Mo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a block of ice
A=Biztar
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 8 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 8
A=Ekersby

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the glitchy Negative Zone, commonly referred to as "Level -0"
A=Level 8

Q=The unknown enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that has been in the Object Library since Version 1.X resembles what vegetable
A=Cabbage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 9 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 9
A=Harvax XVII

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in an evil jungle
A=Level 9

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shrimp
A=Prudench

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an oyster
A=Dolmerlay

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an anemone
A=Roldhap

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shark
A=Semulade

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a coral
A=Fundlake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a goldfish
A=Sackastano

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a manta ray
A=Quorvekt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a volcano
A=Broodacre

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a jellyfish
A=Reid

Q=There is one enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that appears in Level 9, but not in the Stinkomaual. What kind of animal is it
A=Octopus
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Quiz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the theme song video, Bubs is dancing in front of what arcade game
A=Dokle II

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes
A=Disco Tech

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say
A=wear a bikini!

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in Homestarloween Party
A=Garfield

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the luau episode, how many glasses of melonade did Homestar say he drank
A=32

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to the tape he gives Coach Z, how many times does Strong Sad say "job"
A=285194

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Where in the world is the Hairstyle Runner maufactured
A=Prance

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Why doesn't the Poopsmith talk
A=vow of silence

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In Answering Machine #2, Marzipan warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what
A=strudel
</nowiki></pre>

== Characters ==

=== Coach Z ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the most common word Coach Z has trouble pronouncing
A=Job

Q=Coach Z says he has more that how many "prablems"
A=2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Runner ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What letter of the alphabet does Homestar have the most trouble pronouncing
A=R

Q=What is Homestar Runner's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Homestar Runner

Q=What is Homestar Runner's 20X6 counterpart called
A=1-Up
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=According to Strong Bad, what was Homsar raised by
A=A Cup of Coffee

Q=In "interview", Homsar describes himself as what
A=A Song from the Sixties

Q=Which main character's video has background music
A=Homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Marzipan's guitar
A=Carol

Q=According to the earliest character page, who is Marizpan's dad
A=The King of Town

Q=According to Strong Bad, Marzipan is like a dirty hippy without the what
A=Dirt
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pom Pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Pom Pom's dog
A=Trivia Time

Q=What is Pom Pom's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Fat Dudley

Q=What is Pom Pom's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Pan Pan
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Bad's email address
A=strongbad@homestarrunner.com

Q=What was Strong Bad's first computer
A=Tandy 400

Q=What was Strong Bad's second computer
A=Compy 386

Q=What was Strong Bad's third computer
A=Lappy 486

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's favorite TV drama/soap opera
A=Caleb Rentpayer

Q=Which person has Strong Bad never dressed up as for Halloween: Carmen Sandiego, Carmen Miranda, or Carmen Electra
A=Carmen Electra

Q=What is Strong Bad's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Stinkoman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Mad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Mad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Strong Man

Q=What color is Strong Mad's wallpaper in his room
A=orange
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Sad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the password to Strong Sad's Weblog
A=gray_n_grey584

Q=According to Strong Sad's Lament, what's a shorter way to write "Thank God It's Tuesday at Three-Oh-Two"
A=TGITATOT

Q=What is Strong Sad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Sickly Sam
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheat ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Including his Old-Timey counterpart, how many times has The Cheat's head exploded
A=6

Q=What is The Cheat's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Poopsmith ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does The Poopsmith shovel
A=whatsit

Q=Why doesn't The Poopsmith talk
A=he's taken a vow of silence
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is The King of Town's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Kaiser

Q=What is the only food that the King of Town is known to hate
A=peas

Q=According to the old characters page, which character is the child of the KOT
A=Marzipan
</nowiki></pre>
=== Bubs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What word, when spoken to Bubs, makes his lose his superpowers
A=Sbu
</nowiki></pre>

== Main Pages ==
=== Main Page 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in space
A=Main Page 1

Q=On which Main Page can we see an explosion on a planet
A=Main Page 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Alps
A=Main Page 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on a beach
A=Main Page 3
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a bowling alley
A=Main Page 4
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a waffle restaraunt
A=Main Page 5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in heaven
A=Main Page 6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a graveyard
A=Main Page 7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the sky
A=Main Page 8
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 9 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in a notebook
A=Main Page 9
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Old-Timey era
A=Main Page 10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a newsroom
A=Main Page 11
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 12 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in The Field at night
A=Main Page 12
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 13 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page uses Atari 2600 graphics
A=Main Page 13
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 14 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a shower
A=Main Page 14
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 15 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is in Powered by The Cheat style
A=Main Page 15
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 16 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a snowy field
A=Main Page 16
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 17 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set place in the 20X6 era
A=Main Page 17
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 18 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land
A=Main Page 18
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 19 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on the "The Show" stage
A=Main Page 19
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 20 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in storybook style
A=Main Page 20
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 21 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in vector style
A=Main Page 21
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page was attacked by The Virus
A=Main Page 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 23 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page shows the back of Homestar
A=Main Page 23
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is accessible by clicking on the last digit of the copyright date on any Main Page
A=Homsar Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Luau Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set at Marzipan's Gazebo
A=Luau Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== King of Town Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page only has four main buttons
A=King of Town Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad's Room Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is not on its own page and is included in a game
A=Strong Bad's Room Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

== Other Characters ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=How many Unguraits are depicted on the Ungurait trading card
A=4

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Frank Benedetto
A=popcorn popper

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Mrs. Benedetto
A=microwave oven

Q=What character was created (and never seen again) based on a mispronounciation by a friend of the Chaps
A=Homeschool Winner
</nowiki></pre>

== The Creators ==
=== Matt Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=When is Matt Chapman's birthday (mm/dd/yyyy)
A=11/01/1976

Q=Matt Chapman can be seen as an audience member in an episode of which popular American comedy television program
A=Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Q=Matt Chapman's cat can be seen in Strong Bad email "website". What is the cat's name
A=Mabel

Q=What is Matt Chapman's Bacon Number
A=2

Q=What popular food item does Matt Chapman refer to as "dismantled Awesome Blossoms"
A=onion straws

Q=Who provides the voice of Bubs
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Coach Z
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homestar Runner
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homsar
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Bad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Mad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Sad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The Cheat
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The King of Town
A=Matt Chapman

Q=What is the name of Matt Chapman's wife
A=Jackie
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mike Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Shark-toothed Bubs
A=Mike Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Teeg Dougland
A=Mike Chapman

Q=In which month is Mike Chapman and Missy Palmer's wedding anniversary
A=February

Q=Who provides the voice of the Powered by The Cheat characters
A=Mike Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Missy Palmer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Marzipan
A=Missy Palmer

Q=In February 2006 it was announced that Missy Palmer was what
A=pregnant

Q=:Who served as second assistant director and music coordinator for the 2000 film "The Girls' Room" starring Soleil Moon Frye and Wil Wheaton
A=Missy Palmer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Craig Zobel ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who was Coach Z named after
A=Craig Zobel

Q=Who provides the voice of Cherry Greg
A=Craig Zobel
</nowiki></pre>

== Miscellany ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What well-known item makes an appearance in "homsar", "stunt double", and "garage sale"
A=heavy lourde

Q=What does 'LTWFTW' stand for
A=long time watcher first time writer

Q=What is the name of the company that makes Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
A=Galoob

Q=Where is the factory that hand-puffs Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
A=Neuconsin

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", which US state does Homestar think he and Strong Bad are in
A=Massachusetts

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", what does Homestar use as a phone
A=a Twinkie

Q=With whom does Homestar pretend to talk on the phone in "Where the Crap Are We?"
A=Senator Pencilface

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's old Tandy 400
A=The King of Town

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's shotgunned Compy 386
A=Homestar Runner

Q=What does the Old-Timey counterpart of the No Loafing Sign say
A=Loafing Not Permitted

Q=Which is not a cheat commando: Fightgar, Gunkeeper, Reinforcements, or Foxface
A=Gunkeeper
</nowiki></pre>

Talk:Crisps, A-Soy!

2009-04-05T18:31:42Z

Guard Duck: how about someone actually answers?

why does this deserve an article?
:Why don't you sign your posts?--[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 17:59, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::Why don't you look at the page history and realize that this conversation is over two years old? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 18:03, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::If anyone actually, you know, wants an ''answer'' to this question, this page exists because, according to the [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines|inclusion guidelines]], "page content relating to a H*R-specific item or location needs only one appearance in Homestar Runner toons, as long as it played an important role in the plot." I suppose one could argue that Crisps, A-Soy! didn't exactly play all that important of a role, but hey, if we have [[C'mon! It's FOG!]] and [[Air Cardgage]], we might as well have this. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 18:31, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

redesign

2009-04-05T06:38:13Z

Guard Duck: /* Real-World References */ .

{{sbenav|153}}
[[Image:New iMac.png|thumb|{{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}
| 1="Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor."
| 2="Quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap on the desk!"
| 3="You clearly don't have what it takes to bring NO LOAFING to the digital age." }}]]

Strong Bad considers redesigning the [[No Loafing Sign|"No Loafing" sign]] and painting his computer room.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (voice only), {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 10, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:46

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==
''{The scene opens in a darkened Computer Room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Email is nice, ''{the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down}'' habalubabulabada! ''{rips the tape away}'' Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!  ''{pulls up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: keeping life exciting</div>
dear strong bad, 
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue 
paint. 
 
jamie ericson canada
</blockquote>

''{The "dear strong bad" echoes, causing Strong Bad to look around a bit. Strong Bad pronounces "jamie ericson" as "hom-ee-ay eric-SON".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's so funny that you should say that Jamie ''{says as an unintelligible mumble}'', because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.

''{"nose" echoes, and Strong Bad looks around some more. Strong Bad clears the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the No Loafing sign could take a cue from the fast-food, soft drink, and bad sports team industries and combat sluggish sales and decades of losing with a slick logo redesign.

''{The screen cuts back and then zooms to the No Loafing sign. The blue wall vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping to a beat}'' First you squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, turn it all around.

''{As he says this, the border disappears and the words are squished, skewed, and turned around. At the end, the words are at a slant.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then we need to make it fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo.

''{The words curve, the tops of the letters become spikes pointing to the left, and they become all shiny.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping again}'' Uh! Flo Jo with da tux-''eee''-do!

''{The words react to the beat of his rap, various decorations litter the screen, and a no symbol appears behind the words.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No Whammies, no Whammies!

''{The colors of the sign cycle through various schemes, finally ending up on the words being a dull yellow and the circle in the background turning a greenish tan, with the blank space in the middle turning brown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{audience groans}'' Awww... Ouch, man. Now, just when you think you're done, you gotta dip it in molten Plexiglas ''{the entire sign becomes glossy}'' to give it that "children under three are sure to choke on it" goodness.

''{With a "ding", sparkles appear on the logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Almost forgot the fangs.

''{With a roar, [[Blood|bloody]] fangs sprout from the logo.}''

''{Cut to The Cheat and Strong Bad, with a new-style iMac in front of The Cheat. The logo Strong Bad described is on the monitor.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor. And quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap ''{indicating The Cheat's cordless mouse}'' on the desk. You clearly don't have what it takes ''{rubs The Cheat's head}'' to bring NO LOAFING into the digital age.

''{The Cheat closes the window, and Strong Bad turns toward the viewer, smiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I does!

''{Cut back to the No Loafing sign.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines...

''{The No Loafing sign transforms into a cafeteria-style LED display.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...comes one of those actually pretty hard-to-read message board signs.

''{"NO LOAFING" scrolls past, followed by a crawling worm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Capable of advanced animation, scroll-a botones...

''{The words "GRUEL IS COOL!" come in, with the individual pixels coming from opposite sides before meeting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and twelve levels of blinkiness.

''{"NO LOAFING" returns and the letters blink. Then the screen blinks and fireworks appear on the display.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we can celebrate the lack of loafing with some fireworks! And a man doing cartwheels!

''{The fireworks disappear and a man doing cartwheels moves across the display. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No mortal would ''dare'' loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy! Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off...

''{Scrolls up to the display just as the "N" in "NO LOAFING" scrolls off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...so they thought that it said, "DO Loafing."

''{The words "DO LOAFING" scroll on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.

''{The man doing cartwheels appears after "DO LOAFING", followed by "FRANKL" before the screen cuts back to Strong Bad's Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's enough loaf. As for the blue wall, if you're gonna repaint anything, you might as well use that magic green screen paint that Hollywood still thinks looks good. Then the wall can be anything you want!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room, but with bright green walls instead of blue. Strong Bad happily skips in the middle of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Imagine being able to frolic through the bread aisle...

''{The wall — and Strong Bad's bright green eyes — are replaced with an image of a [[bread]] aisle at a supermarket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...without leaving the house!

''{Strong Bad leans back against the wall and sinks into the sitting position.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, bread aisle! Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom! And please, give me back my sight.

''{Cut to another part of the computer room with the same green paint. Strong Bad is sitting on the floor, looking at the wall, and holding a controller.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or play your favorite video games where the pixels are big as hams!

''{The wall becomes a video game called "Sundae Drivin'", which involves a giant bowl of ice cream on wheels driving down the road collecting toppings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating a car's engine}'' Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

''{The sundae-car collects a cherry, and "CHERRY GET" appears on the top of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrrrrrrrrr! Watch out for the wet walnuts!

''{The sundae-car collides with a brown jar with a "W" on it and it explodes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwwwwww!

''{The screen reads "Your James Over".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This game sucks.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But what green screens are ''really'' for...

''{The screen cuts to Strong Bad, with a Greek spear, shield, and helmet, looking at the wall, which appears to be an island village with a "Claymation" cycloptic monster on it. Strong Mad can be heard doing the voice of the monster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...is battling Claymation!

''{The monster steps forward and swipes in Strong Bad's direction.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It'll take more than karate pants to keep me from toilet-papering the temple of the gods!

''{Coach Z walks in. Where his bright green body overlaps the wall, the green screen's image appears over him, leaving just his head and feet standing on the carpet. His usual "Z" medallion is replaced with a glossy curved medallion with fangs, resembling The Cheat's remake of the No Loafing sign.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! Check it out! I squished it! And skewed it! And turned it all...

''{The medallion is squished, skewed, and turned around. Both Strong Bad and the monster run off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

'''COACH Z:''' ...a...round?

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Aww, forget it, Jamie. ''{said as "quay-quay"}'' If you're so bored with my style, here's a change for ya.

''{Cut to the laundry room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No, pan up!

''{The screen pans up to reveal a seashell-themed wallpaper near the ceiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've put up this delightful ocean-themed border in the laundry room! Oh, and look!

''{The screen zooms in on the dials on the washing machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I hot-glued some actual shells onto the knobs of the washer and dryer!

''{Cut back to show Strong Bad standing next to the washer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All for under fifty bucks!

''{Cut to a close-up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints!

''{Cut back again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All for under fifty bucks!

''{A logo for "redesigning SBEMAILS, JERK FOOT" appears.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!

''{On "Daaaah!", the words "FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS" appear below. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Colorwheelroulette.PNG|thumb|Stupid Home Edition!]]
[[Image:Do loafing.PNG|thumb|Do Loafing!]]
*Click on the "No Loafing" sign when Strong Bad is playing color wheel roulette with it to see the box design for Color Wheel Roulette Stupid Home Edition by [[Boardelectrix]].
<blockquote>
-50% fewer deaths than Russian variety 
-Pant one, pant two!! 
-Twice as many deaths as Garden Variety 
</blockquote>
*When "Do Loafing" starts to scroll by on the sign, click it to see a bumper sticker for Sucky Mountain, Colorado.
*At the end, click on "Jerk" which gives a "conversation" between The Cheat's redesigned No Loafing sign and the redesigned Coach Z emblem.
:'''REDESIGNED NO LOAFING SIGN:''' ''{purrs, growls, and then roars}''
:'''REDESIGNED COACH Z EMBLEM:''' ''{runs away}'' Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
[[Image:Animated 'No Loafing' Sign.gif|thumb=NoLoafing SmAnim.gif|The "New" No Loafing sign.]]
*The Lappy was covered in "[[LELLOWTAPE]]" because it had been nearly eight weeks (up to 55 days depending on when Strong Bad took the Lappy [[Weclome Back|skydiving]]) since the last email.
*[[wikipedia:Bluescreen|Green screens]] are used in film and television in order to have an alternate background behind the live action. The solid color wall is digitally replaced by a chosen background. This technique is called ''chroma key'' or ''color-separation overlay'', and can actually be done with any color, though blue and green are the most widely-used since human skin tones do not naturally contain blue or green pigments.

*The No Loafing Scrolling Sign is actually a [[Wikipedia:LED#LED display panels|scrolling LED marquee]] ''(Pictured)''.
*A cafetorium is a room used as both a cafeteria and an auditorium and often associated with older school buildings without sufficient room to have two separate areas.

===Trivia===
*This marks the first appearance of [[Monosodium Dreams]], (an [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac G5|iMac G5]] or [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac Core Duo|iMac Core Duo]]), replacing the "[[Tangerine Dreams]]" [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac (Tray Loading) (aka iMac G3)|iMac G3]] The Cheat previously had.
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sundae drivin'|sundae drivin]]", which is the game Strong Bad plays on the greenscreen-painted wall.
*On the dryer, one knob reads, "Start"; the other has three settings: "Dry", "Real Dry", and "High & Dry".

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad is able to fluently type the word "redesign" with only his left hand, although it uses letters from both sides of the keyboard.
*Strong Bad's "Squish it, skew it, turn it all around" song is the same tune as the "Email is nice, email is twice" song at the beginning of the email.
*The Flo-Jo'd No Loafing Sign with the no-symbol has inconsistent lighting. The no-symbol is lit from the top left while the text is lit from the top right. The strong highlights are also placed inconsistently.
*When Strong Bad is playing Color Wheel Roulette, the No Loafing sign only cycles through five color schemes.
*Strong Bad asks The Cheat how he can print when "somebody sliced off the back of [his] monitor", yet his laptop screen is just as thin and he has no trouble printing The Paper out.
*The cartoon shows Strong Bad playing video games on his greenscreen-painted wall. This is actually impossible in real life, since chroma key only replaces green areas ''after'' processing the film or video output. (This is why TV weather forecasters have to look at an off-camera monitor to actually see the map they are pointing to.) Strong Bad would only ever see a green wall. The same goes for the battling claymation and being able to frolic through the bread aisle.
*On the scrolling LED No Loafing Sign, it is possible to see that the glowing lights do not line up perfectly, horizontally and vertically, with the dormant lights. Also, the words "No Loafing" slide across as a solid layer, rather than all the lights in each column lighting up one after another.
*None of the No Loafing signs are visible in the greenscreen scenes. In the real world, any of these signs would appear over the video being shown on the greenscreen.
*This email uses an older design of Strong Bad's face.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad clears the screen, the "I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and" line disappears prematurely.
*When the screen shifts to the No Loafing Sign, you can briefly see a second cursor on the Lappy's screen.
*When Coach Z walks in front of the Green screen, the edge of the carpet can be seen through his ankles. This should not happen, as Coach Z's feet would fully block the view of the carpet whether the green-replacement effect has "removed" Coach Z's feet or not.


===Inside References===
*"Scroll-a botones" was previously used in one of the [[Scroll Button Songs]].
*The music that plays briefly in the background when Strong Bad starts "Color Wheel Roulette" is from [[The Show]], as heard on [[Main Page 19]].
*The box design for "Color Wheel Roulette Stupid Home Edition" is a reference to [[The Show#The Show! Stupid Home Edition|The Show! Stupid Home Edition]] from [[geddup noise]].
*When Strong Bad's game says "Your James Over" at the end, it echoes the [[Homsar Main Page]], where "Games" was pronounced "James".
*The explosion of the sundae looks very similar to the 'poofing' of Strong Bad's pants in [[senior prom]], Pom Pom's smoke bomb in [[Summer Short Shorts]], and the shell explosions in [[Let us give TANKS!]].


===Real-World References===
*"Franklin Delano Loafing" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|Franklin Delano Roosevelt]], the 32nd President of the United States. It's also another instance of [[Presidents]].
*"Flo-Jo" was a nickname for [[Wikipedia:Florence Griffith Joyner|Florence Griffith Joyner]], an American athlete.
*The famous phrase "No [[Wikipedia:Whammy (Press Your Luck)|Whammies]]" comes from the game show ''[[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|Press Your Luck]]''.
*The Color Wheel picture is similar to that of [[Wikipedia: Wheel of Fortune|''Wheel of Fortune'']].
*The Color Wheel Roulette's claim of "50% fewer deaths than Russian variety" refers to the practice of [[Wikipedia:Russian roulette|Russian roulette]].
*Strong Bad's remark about dipping the sign in [[Wikipedia:Acrylic glass|molten plexiglass]] to "give it that 'children under 3 are sure to choke on it' goodness" is a reference to a common choking hazard warning seen on most plastic products.
*"Redesigning SBemails" at the end is a reference to the many house redesign shows on channels such as [[Wikipedia:HGTV|HGTV]].
**The tag line "FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS" is a reference to budget redesign shows such as [[IMDB:tt0370125|''Design on a Dime'']].
*The "Cherry Get!" graphic that appears when Strong Bad is playing "[[Sundae Drivin']]" is a reference to many Japanese video games, in which "[Object] Get!" is commonly displayed whenever you collect an object. 
*The scene with the [[stop motion]] cyclops is a mashup of [[Wikipedia:Ray Harryhausen|Ray Harryhausen]] movies, most notably of [[imdb:tt0051337|''The 7th Voyage of Sinbad'']], where Sinbad fights an orange claymation cyclops on the beach (though Harryhausen used his pioneering [[Wikipedia:Dynamation|Dynamation]] technique instead of greenscreens).
*"Pant one, pant two!!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Pantone|Pantone]] color matching systems.
*The "big as hams" reference goes back to before [[Wikipedia:David Letterman|David Letterman]] made it big. He once lost a job as a weather man on local news for stating: "... and there are hail stones the size of canned hams out there!"
*One of the settings on the dryer is "High & Dry" which is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Radiohead|Radiohead]] song [[Wikipedia:High and Dry|High and Dry]].


== DVD Version ==
*Strong Bad's line, "But what greens screens are ''really'' for-" is replaced with Strong Bad's previously said line, "Now just when you think you're done..."

*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

'''Commentary by: [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]'''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it looks like there had been a little, a little respite. I think this was the Estiveeve break.

'''MATT:''' Oh, was it?

'''MIKE:''' Esteban Powell. 

'''MIKE:''' Ummm... So, I just recently saw a redesign of... a potential redesign of the Atlanta Hawks logo.

'''MATT:''' Uh-oh.

'''MIKE:''' It look terrible!

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah

'''MATT:''' Does it follow the rules? Does did get—

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupts}'' It does! It totally follows the rules! I mean—

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupts, overlapping}'' Shiny, and angular?

'''MIKE:''' It's already shin- and it's terrible now, and it got worse. And the sad thing is the Atlanta Hawks have probably have the best logo of all time, their '80s logo.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Batman logo.

'''MATT:''' With all the retro, you know, with retro being so, so in, for the last twenty years.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, the def... they wear those uniforms maybe once or twice a year, but, I don't know why, they just don't go back to it.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Who is beat boxing, Mike? ''{At the "squish it, skew it, and turn it all around" part of the email}'' Was that you, or was that me? I don't remember.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Probably you.

'''MATT:''' Oh. I'm not a very good beat box—

'''MIKE:''' Me neither! ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' I don't think I would have volunteered.

'''MATT:''' Uh, I know you got it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Bids his beat into there!

'''MATT:''' Oh, what's that show called, no whammy show? ''{Mike says quietly "Umm... um.."}'' Press Your Luck?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That little whammy's guy, it's a little gremlin, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that came bac— Press Your Luck came back with like a terrible CG... ''{Mike can be faintly heard saying "What?"}'' no whammy guy.

''{short pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{At around the part when the fangs are added.}'' That is a slick logo!

'''MATT:''' It looks like it would go smooth, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Hmmmhmm... a lozenge.

'''MATT:''' He's got a new, a new computer.

'''MIKE:''' The Tangerine Dream is gone.

'''MATT:''' It is. What is this called?

'''MIKE:''' ''{quietly}'' Umm... ''{giggles}'' Monosodium Dreams?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That's what I called it.

'''MATT:''' ''{chuckles}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{while Matt is chuckling}'' I don— I don't know.

'''MATT:''' Umm... Look, look this is gonna tell you what's for lunch today!

'''MIKE:''' I changed... we never put it up, I did another version where instead of the cartwheel guy—

'''MATT:''' Uh-huh.

'''MIKE:''' I did some hightops that are moonwalking.

'''MATT:''' Ha, ha, yeah! Why didn't we put those in?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know maybe we'll throw those in as an Easter egg here.

'''MATT:''' Steg? ''{short pause}'' Sometimes ''{Mike can be heard saying "Steg?" in the background}'' I call them stegs.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah? I've never heard you call him that.

'''MATT:''' Well, maybe that you're not around. When I, when I do that.

'''MIKE:''' I guess, I guess not. I'm kinda glad.

'''MATT:''' Mmm-hmmm.

''{brief pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, here's a postcard, that our friend Ryan, sent us.

'''MATT:''' You probably don't wanna read that out loud.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it just says "We got to see these mountains and the park around sunset time. It was beautiful and had a pink hue to the whole range."

'''MATT:''' Is this from the Guadalupe mountains?

'''MIKE:''' National Park.

'''MATT:''' Wow. I can't believe Ryan was so poetic.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm-hmmm.

'''MATT:''' ''{Strong Bad leans on the wall during the "Bread Isle" background.}'' Look at all that bread.

'''MIKE:''' From the Giant Foods upstairs.

'''MATT:''' Supa, supa giant. His a— what's wrong with his eyes, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Well, Matt, let me explain to you about green screen technology! ''{Matt is heard faintly chuckling in the background.}''

'''MATT:''' Uh, why haven't we made this game yet?

'''MATT:''' ''{In response to the words "CHERRY GET!" at the top of the screen}'' Cherry, get! Hah!

'''MIKE:''' Look out for the wet — Oh, wet walnuts.

'''MATT:''' That's a nice explosion, for a game of that caliber. ''{Mike is heard laughing in the background.}'' Yeah, it's the Cheat Commandos explosion— Well, remember how good the Pole Position explosion was? That was like, photo real! I remember thinking it was photo real. Pho-real! Do you think that— People saying "fo' real" comes from? Fo' real? It's short for photo real?

'''MIKE:''' I do.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{Strong Bad is now in the laundry room.}'' Umm... So—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Mom likes to watch shows like this.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah!

'''MATT:''' I that that, I think somewhere in our— Mom's house there's a— a border like that.

'''MATT:''' She may have hot glued some shells some uh...

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupts}'' Uh, no! No.

'''MATT:''' That's a nice looking nautilus though. ''{Mike can be heard doing a short "chuckle"}'' I have to say that nautilus shell? I would put that in my bathroom.

'''MIKE:''' I'd put a Nautilus weight machine in my bathroom.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{As if he was trying to insult Mike}'' Jerk foot!

===Fun Facts===

*[http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&hl=en&ie=UTF8&um=1&q=super+giant+foods&near=Atlanta,+GA&fb=1&view=text&sa=X&oi=local_group&resnum=1&ct=more-results&cd=2 Super Giant Foods] is a small chain of grocery stores in the Atlanta area.
*[[Wikipedia:Pole Position (arcade game)|Pole Position]] was a racing video game released first in 1982 by Namco (licensed by Atari in the US).
*[[Wikipedia:Nautilus, Inc.|Nautilus]] is a manufacturer of fitness and exercise equipment, including the [[Wikipedia:Bowflex|Bowflex]] and [[Wikipedia:Stairmaster|Stairmaster]] brands.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Loose Coins

2009-04-04T23:19:45Z

Guard Duck: less redundent

[[Image:Coins.PNG|thumb|"It makes me all jangly inside!"]]
Several occasions show characters using '''spare change''', often through exchanging it with one another. Sometimes the change is thrown, usually by [[Homestar Runner]]. The coins appear to be in United States currency.

==Appearances==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — A pile of change is optional to give to the chracters.
*Email [[english paper]] — Spare change and dollar bills are taped to the inside of the paper.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — [[Bubs]] gives [[Homestar Runner]] 16 cents in spare change.
*Email [[do over]] — [[Strong Mad]] shakes [[Strong Bad]] and change falls out of his pockets and Homestar proceeds to eat it.
*Email [[disconnected]] — Homestar gives Strong Bad some change for the good advice of selling tiny breads.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad says he broke into [[Marzipan]]'s house and stole spare change underneath the couch cushions.
*Email [[hiding]] — Homestar wants to make 16 cents come true and tosses it on the ground.

[[Category:Items]]

Talk:Main Page

2009-04-04T16:34:50Z

Guard Duck: /* Fanstuff??? */ on second thought, I shouldn't just approach one user

{{Main Page Talk}}

== TVTropes? ==

Not sure the best place to put this, so I'll put it here.... since H*R deals with a lot of parodies and references to various TV tropes, could it be possible to have a quick link to [http://tvtropes.org TVTropes]? That might help cut down on the "this reference could refer to this or this or [[TTATOT|that]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:We currently have no articles that have any links to TVTropes.org, so a quick link to it would be pretty useless. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:37, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::That's... not true... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:44, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::OK. But where are they? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:51, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::All over the place... i'd do a search, but google doesn't search the wiki code and the wiki search is ignoring "tvtropes" for some reason... The most recent one is a link put on [[Hremail 2000]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:54, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Well, I also just had done a search with Google to see if there were any links. That's why I thought there weren't any. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 02:21, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not a fan of TVTropes due to fact it's nothing more than "[[unnatural|an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time]]". If it was actually organised, correctly formatted and thus readable, things would be different. I feel it would be more beneficial if we could find an alternative, well-written article about the relevant trope somewhere on the Internet, or even a Wikipedia article, if possible. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:44, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremails ==

Instead of putting Short for these hremails, Can we actually put, like "Hremail: Hremail 2000"?
:"HREmail" isn't actually a category of toons as of yet, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:38, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::But it's not a short either... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:08, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::They're uncategorized, and there's no reason for us to categorize them until TBC have done so as well. At the moment, they just reside in the New Stuff menu. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:19, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::So why on the main page does it list them as shorts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:12, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Couldn't we at least have some kind of navigation between the hremails? Yes, they're not categorized, but they are obviously related. --[[User:Son|Son]] 20:45, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I agree.--[[User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake|Crudely Drawn Cupcake]] 23:49, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

::::::They are categorized on HSR.com, if you look under the toons menu, under new stuff, they have a little icon next to them that says "HSE" which stands for Homestar Email? Since the SBEmails have "SBE" next to them? Maybe? Dunno... --[[User:WillowDrake|WillowDrake]] 5:05, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::That's not categorized. all toons have three characters next to them like that. Categorized means put into one of the toon categories. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:55, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Now that there's a handful of Hremails, I think it's reasonable if only for our own convenience to group them all together. Which is why I did so a couple of days ago. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:43, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== Signature pictures ==

How do I put one of those pictures when I sign things?--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 21:24, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:For that, you'll need a signature. Please check [[Help:Signature]] for how to create one, but make sure it follows the [[HRWiki:Signature|guidelines]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:25, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

== Former Featured Articles ==

In wake of the fact that [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] and [[Nintendo]] need cleanup and [[Date Nite]]'s Commentary Transcript has been left incomplete for nearly 2 years now, should I make a template and a category for Featured Articles that no longer deserve such titles? I already have some gewd ideas for template pictures. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:Off the top of my head I'd say no. Once featured, always featured. But to get a better idea, you should elaborate on what the wording of the template would be and what image we should use. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:52, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
::Wording would basically explain that the article needs improvement before it can once again "highlight the fine work of the Wiki", and the picture would be the pumpkin pie (unless the "worst" ribbon is too harsh, then it will be Strong Sad's Self Portrait in Late October). If that's too similar to the cleanup template, it could be invisible like {{t|no-image}}. I just think we need to separate articles that no longer highlight our fine work from those that do. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:59, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Like, cough cough, history according to strong bad? -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.34|132.183.138.34]] 20:13, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
::::It's not very clear to me what's wrong with that article. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 20:52, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Featured articles here are not like those at Wikipedia. At Wikipedia, saying an article is featured means it's considered one of the encyclopedia's finest articles, and therefore those that fall below this standard end up getting de-featured. Here, it just means we thought it was cool enough to put on the Main Page. There's no need to consider an article de-featured here. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:22, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::As a side note, lack of a commentary transcript is not enough to deprive an article of its awesomeness. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

== Why... ==

I've always wanted to ask this, but why do we spend hours a day working on improving articles when almost 10% actually ''read'' the articles?? I guess it's good for something like a youtube video or something like that but is there some wiki inspector that comes along some time in 2009 that we're preparing for? Or is this all just for fun? Just asking. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:34, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
:Ten percent of what? A far greater number of people read the articles than edit them, and even longtime editors still read articles for enjoyment. I myself read the [[4 Gregs]] article just yesterday and learned some very interesting tidbits. The bigger answer lies in the answer to "Why does one climb a mountain?" Because it's there and it's fun and challenging to do well. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:58, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
::Ask not what the wiki can do for you, but what you can do for the wiki. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 00:30, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Put simply, we have way too much time on our hands. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:41, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

== Typo ==

but it isn't always clear whether or not the Dennis mentioned is '''reffering''' to the same Dennis in Thy Dungeonman.
'Refferring' should be spelled 'referring.'
:Fixed. Thanks. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:54, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
::Whatever happened to '''be bold''' and have fun? Or was that changed to '''cower down to the sysops and beg not to be blocked'''? =3 {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, the [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 8|featured article template]] is semi-protected, after all... Anonny: For future reference, if you [[Special:Userlogin/signup|create an account]] (and wait a day or so to be autoconfirmed), you'd be able to edit the FA writeup yourself, and fix any typos... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:02, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
::::The annony was referring to the actual ''page,'' which is '''not''' semi-protected. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:04, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::The relevant wording from the featured write-up is identical to the sentence in the article itself. There's no way to know for sure which one he meant, but it's more likely that he was intending the more visible and difficult to edit featured blurb. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:25, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

== Bots ==

If a regular user like me was skilled enough to have a bot and it was only used for good, will it be blocked? --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 02:00, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, it would be blocked. See [[HRWiki:Blocking_Policy#Bots]]{{User:Loafing/sig}} 03:17, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
::Why would a good bot that works be blocked? --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously!]] [[User talk:Fangoriously|Chat]] 00:49, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Because that's what we have users for.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:26, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Or, if we really do need the services of a bot, it's why we have developer-controlled bots. We actually have one bot, [[User:First Time Here?|First Time Here?]], that comes into play just about every day. Out of curiosity, what do you think we need a bot to do? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:35, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::There's also [[User:The Cheatbot|The Cheatbot]], which does sophisticated [[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]] so that the wiki worked more smoothly. However, it has not been active since 2 June 2008. I wonder why? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 11:31, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Yes, I'm aware of my own bot. The Cheatbot is active only when duty calls, and currently there are no pending approved projects. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:58, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

== Tandy game ==

What did the "Tandy game" page look like before it was baleeted? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:15, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

== 1.14 Upgrade? ==

I've noticed that MediaWiki 1.14 (non-rc) has been out for three days now, and it seems that [[Special:Version|we haven't upgraded]]. Just a note. --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 22:00, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
:Three days? Wow, that would be extremely ambitious considering all of the customizations we make to the software, not to mention the fact that we developers have day jobs. Ever since we began doing upgrades the way we currently do, our record for upgrading after an official release is just under two weeks, set back when 1.8 was released. In all other cases it's taken us around two or three ''months'' (and that's not even counting the fact that we completely skipped 1.7, 1.10, and 1.13). With each upgrade, I have refined the process so that I have less to do each time (for example, by moving things out of the core code and into hooks, or by submitting a patch so that a custom feature or fix becomes standard), but some things are just intricate and have to be done manually (like autopipe). I had been making preparations in advance of the official 1.14 release, so hopefully it won't take too long, but just in case you weren't planning on keeping your pants on, I'd advise you do so. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:30, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

== New Page Suggestion ==

Hey, is there/should there be a page listing all the times that Characters imitate other Characters? Like Strong Bad imitating Homestar on Marzipan's answering machine, Homestar imitating The Cheat in Do Over, etc. etc. What do you think? (I know about the "be bold" thing, but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask someone else's opinion =P)
And, for future reference, is this where suggestions for new pages are supposed to be made? If not, where?
~ [[User:Branewashed|Branewashed]] 12:18, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
:A page like [[Impersonations of Other Characters]]? Which we've had for 3 years? And there isn't really a set place for new page suggestions... this is probably as good a place as any. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:22, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
::As a matter of fact, yes, a page exactly like that...Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Ok, so this can be ignored. =P Thanks! ~ [[User:Branewashed|Branewashed]] 12:25, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
:::No problem, glad i could help. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:26, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

== Emoticons? ==

Are emoticons unique enough to deserve their own page? Off the top of my head I can think of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]], [[original]], and [[Hremail 62]] as examples. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 03:25, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

== Self-linking image ==

[[Image:WTC.png|thumb|How the crap is this possible?]]
As you can see, this particular image links to itself on its "links" section. Why/how does it do that? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:38, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
:It's because of the {{t|notorphan}} template. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::But how? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Here's why: The template has the following code: <code><nowiki><includeonly>[[Media:{{PAGENAME}}]] </includeonly></nowiki></code>. It's a hidden link back to the image itself so that it doesn't show up in [[Special:Unusedimages]]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 03:37, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Sorry, that's my picture. When I saw how TBC edited the picture I submitted, that put a tiny little damper on my jovial spirit. I then created my account pretty much for the sole purpose of showing that picture to the world. But, pictures don't go too well on the fanstuff page, so it just has an irregular sort of link. I guess that's why this tag is here. {{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 23:53, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::There wasn't any particular conflict with your image, it was just the first one that came to mind that had that template. Nice use of legos, BTW. ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:05, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

== Email ==

Is it really necessary to put "email" in front of every Strong Bad email name on pages with bulleted lists? Like when it says "Email [[crying]]" on the [[Li'l Brudder]] page. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:46, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Yes. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:49, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::Why? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:54, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm sure we could do without the word "email" being before every SBEmail title, but since so many articles currently have the word on them, it would be easier to just not do anything about it than to change every article. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I always thought we had "Email" before each name because it doesn't have any captial letters so it doesn't look like a normal toon title. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:35, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Fanstuff Wiki Forum ==

Where is it? [[Special:Contributions/72.129.20.89|72.129.20.89]] 02:26, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
:http://z13.invisionfree.com/Fanstuff/ — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:24, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
::Where's the Fanstuff Wiki? HUH? '''HUH!?''' I want the HRFWiki back!! --Homestar tiger
:::It's still under construction and may remain that way for quite some time. However, you can post fanstuff at above forum, as well as at a whole number of different H*R related fansites. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:40, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
::::That's good. I've always said that fractions and fanstuff don't mix. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:37, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

== Green ==

All that green hurts my eyes. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 20:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:I fixed it some. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
::TURN IT BACK! MAKE IT LIGHTER! This dark green is boring --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 20:58, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::seriously. We should be able to have it normal. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 21:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Why? It's cool and it makes Dot Com's Sig green.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 22:57, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::It's just a little fun for a day (actually an extended day, since we have users in places around the world where it's already tomorrow), and if it's not your style, don't worry, everything will be back to normal soon enough. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:20, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Green fine! Just lighter! No dark! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 01:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:Is this the first year we've done this? I can't recall it in years past. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::We did it last year also. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:41, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::You missed the point. I just want the green to be lighter green. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 02:18, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::He wasn't responding to you, he was responding to my question. And to be perfectly frank, I think that a lighter green would only make pages harder to read and harder on the eyes. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:23, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, he could make it a little lighter because you can't read the text on some user pages like [[User:ThePizz|The Pizz's]] userpage.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 02:30, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::User pages aren't a priority. What's important are the articles, and the darker green makes those easier to read. We did do something like this last year, but it was only on the main page. This is the first year that it's been sitewide. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:I love it. This is awesome. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:50, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I love how any time a site changes, people complain. It's like this on facebook also. It's only a small change people, and unlike facebook, it's only going to be like this for a day or so. If you don't like it, don't come to the site for the next few hours. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:34, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::That's uncalled for. If a whole lot of people really had a problem with it, then it would indeed be appropriate for them to voice their concerns here so it could be addressed. (Fortunately, it seems like one isolated case.)— [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:51, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::If it was a permanent change, i'd agree. Since it's very temporary, i think people can just suck it up for a day. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:58, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::See, there again. You're complaining about people who are not complaining.— [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:02, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Well then... I stand complained about... or something. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::In case my comments were misinterpreted, I think this is totally awesome. HRWiki oughta do stuff like this for more holidays, although I assume it's a bit of a hassle for developers and such. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:27, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Glad to see all the rest of you guys joining the green signature crew! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:33, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Well, my "Talk" link was already green, so it's not like it was that much of a reach. :) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:43, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Wow, you Americans really are crazy about St Patrick's Day. Anyway, this sudden colour change got me thinking; is it possible to program into Preferences the ability to change the default colour in which users see the links? That way, you could have everything in green throughout the year! Or any other colour you'd like! Each user would be able to further customise their account, aside from changing the skins. I remember that you did just this with the TaviStyle skin after THAT April Fools incident. And I think you would still be able to override everyone's settings on holidays if you really wanted to. (Speaking of which, I just hope this year you aren't going to change everything to white. That would just be annoying.) {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:47, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:There's no need to put it into preferences, just change your own monobook.css. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:11, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::... What's a "monobook.css"? Does it have something to do with those Greasy Monkey scripts I've heard about? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:13, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:[edit conflict] To change the color of the links you see, add the six lines from the group at the bottom of {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Common.css&diff=636313&oldid=631951 this edit}} to your personal style page. If you use MonoBook, then that page is located at [[Special:MyPage/monobook.css|User:Your Username/monobook.css]]. '''Note:''' you should leave out the "!important" tags unless it doesn't work without them, otherwise you won't see anything special when we celebrate other days. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:16, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::Thank you, It's dot com! It seems a bit difficult to do though, because you need to know the special codes for each colour you want. I just wondered whether it was possible to develop an easier interface for those who don't know much about coding, but then, due to the complete and utter irrelevance of changing the link colours, it's probably not really worth worrying about. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:28, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::You don't necessarily have to put a specific color number. I could have used "<code>color: green</code>" if I'd wanted, but I was going for something more specific. There are also online tools that can help, and any image editor worth its salt can tell you the hex value of a color. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:45, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I personally like this green, as it's my favorite color. Check out my green siggy! Am I in the green sig club now? By the way, you can go [http://www.colorschemer.com/online.html here] for a graphic of the colors and their codes. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 20:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::I don't have a green sig. Is that okay? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 21:10, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::That's not really what this is about, but sure. It's okay. {Pat on head} {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:15, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Like Heimstern, I don't have to do a thing to my sig because it's been green for months now. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 21:40, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::My sig is bi-polar, and proud of it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 22:29, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Now that you mention it, some of my ancestors were [[Wikipedia:Orange Institution|Orange Irish]], and some were... Green Irish? I guess? So... --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]]
::::::::::The green took a while to get used to, but I ended up liking it, especially since it saved me the trouble of making a St. Patrick's Day signature. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 05:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

==the or The?==
I've noticed that there has been a bit of inconsistency regarding the capitalization of the word "the" in character's names (The Cheat, The Poopsmith, The Umpire, The Grape Fairy, etc.). So I ask you, are there any established rules about this? Are certain characters' the's supposed to be capitalized, while some are not? [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 14:41, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:Not counting things like the beginning of a sentence, the only time an article in or before a name should be capitalized is when it's consistently shown to be an [[integral article]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:53, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mysterious red border ==

Today, I noticed that there was a red border around the HRWiki. Actually, it seems to load last and resizes the entire wiki within the border. Has anyone else had this problem? I couldn't find any discussion about a background change, so I'll assume that isn't what is happening. I can provide screenshots if that would help. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 06:05, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Umm, I don't have any red borders. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 22:18, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

:I work for a service called ChaCha which has a Greasemonkey script that places a red border around all Wikis to remind me that I'm no supposed to use them as sources. Do you have something similar installed?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 02:54, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
::Wow, that's specific and accurate. Forgot I installed that... —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 14:04, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
:::For the record, I think our wiki would be an excellent secondary source to quickly lead you to the appropriate primary source on H*R, and for things they don't archive (weeklies), it would be a good primary source. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:53, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Of course, Dot com. In my year of ChaChaing though, I unfortunately have yet to get a question about Homestar. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 01:52, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

== what's with the ads? ==

I thought this was an ad-free site. Now I have to enable my adblock. Thanks a lot, people wh didn't donate. *cough cough* --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
: Hey, you can't really blame me. I was unemployed for most of the donation time. Blame it on all those employed people we get at the Wiki. You know who you are, all three of you! (Well, okay, I'm employed ''now'' but my finances are still low from the fact that I was unemployed for so long.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:: I know. I can't believe they didn't donate. Well, I didn't either, but I'm 12. Soooooo. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 05:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, at least it's better than last year's April Fools' gag... --I slayed the Kerrek. Really. 06:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::What are you talking about, Emily. I looked at [[Special:Scramble/virus|last year's gag]] the other day, and it still cracks me up. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:14, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::These are the worst ads ever. I mean, you can't even click on them and get bombed with spyware/adware! What kind of ad service are you guys running? And where's the "Taser the Gnome for Low Rates" ad?!? Those ad banners with minigames rock! -{{User:YK/sig}} 07:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::We're workin' as fast as we can. You have to understand, this is a long process in setting up these ads (since we never had them before), so some may not be at full functionality yet. We'll be getting more as the day wears on, as we find more sponsors. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 07:16, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Aw man, I thought i wasn't gonnna have to use my adblocker on this site.:(--{{User:Record307/sig}} 13:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::My only complaint about the ads is NOT BIG ENOUGH. If I don't have to look at the page source to read an article, then the ads aren't covering up enough of the text. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I don't know if this is relevant, but I don't really like what happened to the forum because I have to click "select all" ''every'', ''single'', ''time'' I open a new page. I like the banner and the knowledge base's ads though. Did you get the idea from the second post on the second page of [[Forum:15104|this thread]]? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 15:46, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Wouldn't be much of a prank if it was convenient for you, now would it. To answer your question, no, I did not solicit ideas from the forum. Any resemblance is coincidental (plus we were bound to eventually do this <s>gag</s> real thing that we're really doing from now on). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:08, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::The only thing that annoys me is that they're all gifs. Couldn't they at least have been made jpgs? If i'm going to have items forced on me by a 3rd party, I'd at least like a full color palette! <silent lawls>
::::::::::::Why aren't there ads for real Homestar merchandise? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 19:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::We may indeed do a couple of those, but I think the other ads are funnier. To the anonny: None of them are GIFs. They're all PNGs. Most (but not all) of them are paletted to keep the filesizes down. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:on my computer, sometimes the ads appear to the left of the page. {{User:The thing/sig}} 20:43, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

where do i get those stuffs i try to click on them and it dosnt do anything -awesome
:As I said above, this is a long process in setting up these ads (since we never had them before), so some may not be at full functionality yet. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:26, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::o so i wait for a little? -awesome
Seriously though, why DOESN'T this website have ads? That just seems silly to me, having to raise like two thousand dollars a year.
:Because ads are awful. They're intrusive and annoying. Having ads means we no longer control the look of our site. Also, TBC have stated how much they hate ads, and we agree. Please feel free to toss five bucks our way. Every little bit helps. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:11, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::Agree with everything Dot com said. 'Sides, we use Firefox plug-ins a lot around here; our subtitles script relies on one. Guess what one of the most popular Firefox plug-ins removes from pages. Go on, guess. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:14, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:I especially like the really big ads! Like the Sog Dog ones and stuff! Nice woik! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:12, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Is there a list of all the ads being shown here? I want to make sure I haven't missed any :P [[User:InsanityBringer|InsanityBringer]] 23:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:Not yet, but there will be later. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

:Ha! Seeing the Suudsu add here reminds me that I've really got to make up a glass of that to try someday. Anyway, I'd love a list of all the possible ads. I wouldn't want to miss one! {{User:Bubs 20X6/sig}} 01:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay, these ads are really starting to get on my nerves. they should at least be the same size so the page loads the same way every time. That would make them more reasonable. oh, and if you're gonna beat me up, make it quick. i've got a full agenda today. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:21, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:Your signature is really starting to get on my nerves. It should at least have the same space between each line. After all, ''reasonable'' is the name of the game on a day like today. Incidentally, just how full could an agenda be with only 35 minutes left before midnight? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:27, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
::What i actually meant was, that's why i haven't been on earlier in the day. and perhaps i should make those horns a bit smaller. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:::done -the knights who 'til recently said ni 03:43, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I was just parodying your comment. ;) The different and obnoxious sizes were intentional. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:07, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Understood, i just wanted to have a chance to use the ridiculous signature more than i did. now i'm getting what i can out of it. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 04:11, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

== [[Sbemailiarized Intro]] Mirror Required ASAP ==

The [[Sbemailiarized Intro]] has been removed from the website. It is currently impossible to watch this toon. We need to upload a mirror ASAP. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:25, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:36, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

== Fanstuff??? ==

Why haven't you put up the new fanstuff wiki??? :s I'm waiting for it to come. The 10th stinkoman level wont come i think. ADD THE FANSTUFF! {{User:POM Z/sig}} 6:26. 3 April 2009 (UTC)
:I'd check out [[User talk:It's dot com#Fanstuff_wiki|this]] discussion if I were you. In short, the Fanstuff wiki will likely be up whenever its reconstruction is complete, and I'd advise you to [[Not the 100th Email!!!|keep your pants on, for real]]. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 00:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Why should we keep our pants on?! It's been '''224 days'''. We were pretty much told it would be a weekend, week tops. Instead, we are left with the cruddiest knockoff wikis, that none of the "greats" attend, that was actually initially intended for crap overflow, and a forum which is getting more and more tedious and restless by the second. People are jumping ship, and the latest April Fool's just made people realize how hopeless everything was. Imagine if the same thing happened to you guys, here at HRWiki. You'd be angry, wouldn't you?! It's as if we're a little joke to you guys. What is wrong with you people?! -[[Special:Contributions/24.20.249.36|24.20.249.36]] 05:29, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

You know, I really didn't want to complain about this, but I thought there was something I'd bring up. A 17 year old guy who runs his website from his house can upgrade to the new Mediawiki in a day, but I don't even know if the upgrade for the fanstuff (which has been going on for months now) has even STARTED. I don't have all the facts on this, I don't know what the admin's lives are like, but I'd just like to know, what is going on. I thought a purge, stripped down, was just going in, deleting all the crap, and opening it back up. The reason it was closed off was to make renovations, and I assumed that would take a few days, tops. Is there something technical I'm missing, something I don't understand? Does anyone want to explain it to me, or the many others who are in the dark on what exactly happens when a website is purged? I mean, a few updates here and there would be nice, I didn't think it'd be too much trouble to maybe update the fanstuff with a message saying "my dog is sick, purge delayed", or "purge take few more month, virus, marriage, other stuff", I just want some updates. What I don't want, are little cartoons that joke around about how long the whole thing's been taking. I can't even comprehend how long this has been going on, I mean, it's just unbelievable. I used to spend my life over on that wiki, checking it, talking to friends, writing emails. But now, me and many others are just losing the will to write, to animate, to draw, to spend precious time, 224 precious days waiting for a website to come back, just so we can have fun again. {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:09, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

My turn for a rant, I suppose. I won't waste eloquence on this, because honestly I think we're all wasting our time complaining anyways. This wiki should never have to have so many longtime users upset about ''anything'', let alone something that if I understand correctly, can be easily remedied by even small updates, or some indication that ''something'' is happening (Or why something isn't happening). No one would have been for this purge if we knew it would take the better part of a year of waiting. We don't appreciate the lack of communication to the users (whether or not there's more communication with the higher-ups, I don't know, but I doubt), although I'm sure this pestering isn't a thrill either. I'm sure more regular updates, instead of the nearly non-existant, sporadic updates we have been getting, would stop most, if not all, of this pestering. I'm past wanting the purge to be over immediately; I can wait longer. I just want to know what is or is not going on (Of course, we will expect something to be going on, unless there are extenuating circumstances). I think I speak for the remaining users at the Fanstuff when I say that we want our wiki back, but if that's not possible yet, we at least want to know why. [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] 06:32, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

If you have a reason for not putting the fanstuff wiki back, just tell us. Trust me, I'd rather never have the Fanstuff wiki again and have a reason for it than sit here without it questioning what the crap is going on. Really. It's been long enough.

Oh, and I kinda lost my password here and never changed my email. Help! -Color Printer
:Look guys, I'm not saying I'm satisfied with the service we're getting either. While I didn't edit on the fanstuff all that much, I loved reading some of my favorite entries, and the forum just doesn't cut it as a replacement. Believe me, I feel your pain. But I think sticking the blame on the administrators isn't the right way to go. These people are admins for a reason, and it's discouraging that the new wiki isn't up yet, but ranting about it won't help anything. They likely have their reasons, and if you ''really'' need to get to the bottom of this, you can contact them in a more constructive way rather than just shouting on the Main Page talk. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 16:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2009-04-04T16:33:41Z

Guard Duck: /* Fanstuff??? */ getting my two words in, and "goshdang?" no way.

{{Main Page Talk}}

== TVTropes? ==

Not sure the best place to put this, so I'll put it here.... since H*R deals with a lot of parodies and references to various TV tropes, could it be possible to have a quick link to [http://tvtropes.org TVTropes]? That might help cut down on the "this reference could refer to this or this or [[TTATOT|that]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:We currently have no articles that have any links to TVTropes.org, so a quick link to it would be pretty useless. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:37, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::That's... not true... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:44, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::OK. But where are they? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:51, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::All over the place... i'd do a search, but google doesn't search the wiki code and the wiki search is ignoring "tvtropes" for some reason... The most recent one is a link put on [[Hremail 2000]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:54, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Well, I also just had done a search with Google to see if there were any links. That's why I thought there weren't any. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 02:21, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not a fan of TVTropes due to fact it's nothing more than "[[unnatural|an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time]]". If it was actually organised, correctly formatted and thus readable, things would be different. I feel it would be more beneficial if we could find an alternative, well-written article about the relevant trope somewhere on the Internet, or even a Wikipedia article, if possible. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:44, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremails ==

Instead of putting Short for these hremails, Can we actually put, like "Hremail: Hremail 2000"?
:"HREmail" isn't actually a category of toons as of yet, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:38, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::But it's not a short either... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:08, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::They're uncategorized, and there's no reason for us to categorize them until TBC have done so as well. At the moment, they just reside in the New Stuff menu. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:19, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::So why on the main page does it list them as shorts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:12, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Couldn't we at least have some kind of navigation between the hremails? Yes, they're not categorized, but they are obviously related. --[[User:Son|Son]] 20:45, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I agree.--[[User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake|Crudely Drawn Cupcake]] 23:49, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

::::::They are categorized on HSR.com, if you look under the toons menu, under new stuff, they have a little icon next to them that says "HSE" which stands for Homestar Email? Since the SBEmails have "SBE" next to them? Maybe? Dunno... --[[User:WillowDrake|WillowDrake]] 5:05, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::That's not categorized. all toons have three characters next to them like that. Categorized means put into one of the toon categories. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:55, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Now that there's a handful of Hremails, I think it's reasonable if only for our own convenience to group them all together. Which is why I did so a couple of days ago. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:43, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== Signature pictures ==

How do I put one of those pictures when I sign things?--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 21:24, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:For that, you'll need a signature. Please check [[Help:Signature]] for how to create one, but make sure it follows the [[HRWiki:Signature|guidelines]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:25, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

== Former Featured Articles ==

In wake of the fact that [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] and [[Nintendo]] need cleanup and [[Date Nite]]'s Commentary Transcript has been left incomplete for nearly 2 years now, should I make a template and a category for Featured Articles that no longer deserve such titles? I already have some gewd ideas for template pictures. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:Off the top of my head I'd say no. Once featured, always featured. But to get a better idea, you should elaborate on what the wording of the template would be and what image we should use. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:52, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
::Wording would basically explain that the article needs improvement before it can once again "highlight the fine work of the Wiki", and the picture would be the pumpkin pie (unless the "worst" ribbon is too harsh, then it will be Strong Sad's Self Portrait in Late October). If that's too similar to the cleanup template, it could be invisible like {{t|no-image}}. I just think we need to separate articles that no longer highlight our fine work from those that do. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:59, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Like, cough cough, history according to strong bad? -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.34|132.183.138.34]] 20:13, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
::::It's not very clear to me what's wrong with that article. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 20:52, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Featured articles here are not like those at Wikipedia. At Wikipedia, saying an article is featured means it's considered one of the encyclopedia's finest articles, and therefore those that fall below this standard end up getting de-featured. Here, it just means we thought it was cool enough to put on the Main Page. There's no need to consider an article de-featured here. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:22, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::As a side note, lack of a commentary transcript is not enough to deprive an article of its awesomeness. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

== Why... ==

I've always wanted to ask this, but why do we spend hours a day working on improving articles when almost 10% actually ''read'' the articles?? I guess it's good for something like a youtube video or something like that but is there some wiki inspector that comes along some time in 2009 that we're preparing for? Or is this all just for fun? Just asking. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:34, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
:Ten percent of what? A far greater number of people read the articles than edit them, and even longtime editors still read articles for enjoyment. I myself read the [[4 Gregs]] article just yesterday and learned some very interesting tidbits. The bigger answer lies in the answer to "Why does one climb a mountain?" Because it's there and it's fun and challenging to do well. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:58, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
::Ask not what the wiki can do for you, but what you can do for the wiki. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 00:30, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Put simply, we have way too much time on our hands. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:41, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

== Typo ==

but it isn't always clear whether or not the Dennis mentioned is '''reffering''' to the same Dennis in Thy Dungeonman.
'Refferring' should be spelled 'referring.'
:Fixed. Thanks. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:54, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
::Whatever happened to '''be bold''' and have fun? Or was that changed to '''cower down to the sysops and beg not to be blocked'''? =3 {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, the [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 8|featured article template]] is semi-protected, after all... Anonny: For future reference, if you [[Special:Userlogin/signup|create an account]] (and wait a day or so to be autoconfirmed), you'd be able to edit the FA writeup yourself, and fix any typos... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:02, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
::::The annony was referring to the actual ''page,'' which is '''not''' semi-protected. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:04, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::The relevant wording from the featured write-up is identical to the sentence in the article itself. There's no way to know for sure which one he meant, but it's more likely that he was intending the more visible and difficult to edit featured blurb. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:25, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

== Bots ==

If a regular user like me was skilled enough to have a bot and it was only used for good, will it be blocked? --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 02:00, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, it would be blocked. See [[HRWiki:Blocking_Policy#Bots]]{{User:Loafing/sig}} 03:17, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
::Why would a good bot that works be blocked? --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously!]] [[User talk:Fangoriously|Chat]] 00:49, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Because that's what we have users for.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:26, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Or, if we really do need the services of a bot, it's why we have developer-controlled bots. We actually have one bot, [[User:First Time Here?|First Time Here?]], that comes into play just about every day. Out of curiosity, what do you think we need a bot to do? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:35, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::There's also [[User:The Cheatbot|The Cheatbot]], which does sophisticated [[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]] so that the wiki worked more smoothly. However, it has not been active since 2 June 2008. I wonder why? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 11:31, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Yes, I'm aware of my own bot. The Cheatbot is active only when duty calls, and currently there are no pending approved projects. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:58, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

== Tandy game ==

What did the "Tandy game" page look like before it was baleeted? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:15, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

== 1.14 Upgrade? ==

I've noticed that MediaWiki 1.14 (non-rc) has been out for three days now, and it seems that [[Special:Version|we haven't upgraded]]. Just a note. --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 22:00, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
:Three days? Wow, that would be extremely ambitious considering all of the customizations we make to the software, not to mention the fact that we developers have day jobs. Ever since we began doing upgrades the way we currently do, our record for upgrading after an official release is just under two weeks, set back when 1.8 was released. In all other cases it's taken us around two or three ''months'' (and that's not even counting the fact that we completely skipped 1.7, 1.10, and 1.13). With each upgrade, I have refined the process so that I have less to do each time (for example, by moving things out of the core code and into hooks, or by submitting a patch so that a custom feature or fix becomes standard), but some things are just intricate and have to be done manually (like autopipe). I had been making preparations in advance of the official 1.14 release, so hopefully it won't take too long, but just in case you weren't planning on keeping your pants on, I'd advise you do so. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:30, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

== New Page Suggestion ==

Hey, is there/should there be a page listing all the times that Characters imitate other Characters? Like Strong Bad imitating Homestar on Marzipan's answering machine, Homestar imitating The Cheat in Do Over, etc. etc. What do you think? (I know about the "be bold" thing, but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask someone else's opinion =P)
And, for future reference, is this where suggestions for new pages are supposed to be made? If not, where?
~ [[User:Branewashed|Branewashed]] 12:18, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
:A page like [[Impersonations of Other Characters]]? Which we've had for 3 years? And there isn't really a set place for new page suggestions... this is probably as good a place as any. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:22, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
::As a matter of fact, yes, a page exactly like that...Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Ok, so this can be ignored. =P Thanks! ~ [[User:Branewashed|Branewashed]] 12:25, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
:::No problem, glad i could help. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:26, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

== Emoticons? ==

Are emoticons unique enough to deserve their own page? Off the top of my head I can think of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]], [[original]], and [[Hremail 62]] as examples. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 03:25, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

== Self-linking image ==

[[Image:WTC.png|thumb|How the crap is this possible?]]
As you can see, this particular image links to itself on its "links" section. Why/how does it do that? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:38, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
:It's because of the {{t|notorphan}} template. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::But how? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Here's why: The template has the following code: <code><nowiki><includeonly>[[Media:{{PAGENAME}}]] </includeonly></nowiki></code>. It's a hidden link back to the image itself so that it doesn't show up in [[Special:Unusedimages]]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 03:37, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Sorry, that's my picture. When I saw how TBC edited the picture I submitted, that put a tiny little damper on my jovial spirit. I then created my account pretty much for the sole purpose of showing that picture to the world. But, pictures don't go too well on the fanstuff page, so it just has an irregular sort of link. I guess that's why this tag is here. {{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 23:53, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::There wasn't any particular conflict with your image, it was just the first one that came to mind that had that template. Nice use of legos, BTW. ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:05, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

== Email ==

Is it really necessary to put "email" in front of every Strong Bad email name on pages with bulleted lists? Like when it says "Email [[crying]]" on the [[Li'l Brudder]] page. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:46, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Yes. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:49, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::Why? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:54, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm sure we could do without the word "email" being before every SBEmail title, but since so many articles currently have the word on them, it would be easier to just not do anything about it than to change every article. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I always thought we had "Email" before each name because it doesn't have any captial letters so it doesn't look like a normal toon title. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:35, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Fanstuff Wiki Forum ==

Where is it? [[Special:Contributions/72.129.20.89|72.129.20.89]] 02:26, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
:http://z13.invisionfree.com/Fanstuff/ — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:24, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
::Where's the Fanstuff Wiki? HUH? '''HUH!?''' I want the HRFWiki back!! --Homestar tiger
:::It's still under construction and may remain that way for quite some time. However, you can post fanstuff at above forum, as well as at a whole number of different H*R related fansites. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:40, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
::::That's good. I've always said that fractions and fanstuff don't mix. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:37, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

== Green ==

All that green hurts my eyes. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 20:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:I fixed it some. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
::TURN IT BACK! MAKE IT LIGHTER! This dark green is boring --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 20:58, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::seriously. We should be able to have it normal. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 21:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Why? It's cool and it makes Dot Com's Sig green.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 22:57, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::It's just a little fun for a day (actually an extended day, since we have users in places around the world where it's already tomorrow), and if it's not your style, don't worry, everything will be back to normal soon enough. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:20, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Green fine! Just lighter! No dark! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 01:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:Is this the first year we've done this? I can't recall it in years past. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::We did it last year also. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:41, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::You missed the point. I just want the green to be lighter green. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 02:18, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::He wasn't responding to you, he was responding to my question. And to be perfectly frank, I think that a lighter green would only make pages harder to read and harder on the eyes. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:23, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, he could make it a little lighter because you can't read the text on some user pages like [[User:ThePizz|The Pizz's]] userpage.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 02:30, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::User pages aren't a priority. What's important are the articles, and the darker green makes those easier to read. We did do something like this last year, but it was only on the main page. This is the first year that it's been sitewide. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:I love it. This is awesome. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:50, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I love how any time a site changes, people complain. It's like this on facebook also. It's only a small change people, and unlike facebook, it's only going to be like this for a day or so. If you don't like it, don't come to the site for the next few hours. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:34, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::That's uncalled for. If a whole lot of people really had a problem with it, then it would indeed be appropriate for them to voice their concerns here so it could be addressed. (Fortunately, it seems like one isolated case.)— [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:51, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::If it was a permanent change, i'd agree. Since it's very temporary, i think people can just suck it up for a day. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:58, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::See, there again. You're complaining about people who are not complaining.— [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:02, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Well then... I stand complained about... or something. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::In case my comments were misinterpreted, I think this is totally awesome. HRWiki oughta do stuff like this for more holidays, although I assume it's a bit of a hassle for developers and such. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:27, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Glad to see all the rest of you guys joining the green signature crew! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:33, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Well, my "Talk" link was already green, so it's not like it was that much of a reach. :) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:43, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Wow, you Americans really are crazy about St Patrick's Day. Anyway, this sudden colour change got me thinking; is it possible to program into Preferences the ability to change the default colour in which users see the links? That way, you could have everything in green throughout the year! Or any other colour you'd like! Each user would be able to further customise their account, aside from changing the skins. I remember that you did just this with the TaviStyle skin after THAT April Fools incident. And I think you would still be able to override everyone's settings on holidays if you really wanted to. (Speaking of which, I just hope this year you aren't going to change everything to white. That would just be annoying.) {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:47, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:There's no need to put it into preferences, just change your own monobook.css. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:11, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::... What's a "monobook.css"? Does it have something to do with those Greasy Monkey scripts I've heard about? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:13, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:[edit conflict] To change the color of the links you see, add the six lines from the group at the bottom of {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Common.css&diff=636313&oldid=631951 this edit}} to your personal style page. If you use MonoBook, then that page is located at [[Special:MyPage/monobook.css|User:Your Username/monobook.css]]. '''Note:''' you should leave out the "!important" tags unless it doesn't work without them, otherwise you won't see anything special when we celebrate other days. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:16, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::Thank you, It's dot com! It seems a bit difficult to do though, because you need to know the special codes for each colour you want. I just wondered whether it was possible to develop an easier interface for those who don't know much about coding, but then, due to the complete and utter irrelevance of changing the link colours, it's probably not really worth worrying about. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:28, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::You don't necessarily have to put a specific color number. I could have used "<code>color: green</code>" if I'd wanted, but I was going for something more specific. There are also online tools that can help, and any image editor worth its salt can tell you the hex value of a color. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:45, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I personally like this green, as it's my favorite color. Check out my green siggy! Am I in the green sig club now? By the way, you can go [http://www.colorschemer.com/online.html here] for a graphic of the colors and their codes. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 20:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::I don't have a green sig. Is that okay? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 21:10, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::That's not really what this is about, but sure. It's okay. {Pat on head} {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:15, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Like Heimstern, I don't have to do a thing to my sig because it's been green for months now. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 21:40, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::::My sig is bi-polar, and proud of it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 22:29, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Now that you mention it, some of my ancestors were [[Wikipedia:Orange Institution|Orange Irish]], and some were... Green Irish? I guess? So... --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]]
::::::::::The green took a while to get used to, but I ended up liking it, especially since it saved me the trouble of making a St. Patrick's Day signature. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 05:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

==the or The?==
I've noticed that there has been a bit of inconsistency regarding the capitalization of the word "the" in character's names (The Cheat, The Poopsmith, The Umpire, The Grape Fairy, etc.). So I ask you, are there any established rules about this? Are certain characters' the's supposed to be capitalized, while some are not? [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 14:41, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:Not counting things like the beginning of a sentence, the only time an article in or before a name should be capitalized is when it's consistently shown to be an [[integral article]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:53, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mysterious red border ==

Today, I noticed that there was a red border around the HRWiki. Actually, it seems to load last and resizes the entire wiki within the border. Has anyone else had this problem? I couldn't find any discussion about a background change, so I'll assume that isn't what is happening. I can provide screenshots if that would help. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 06:05, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Umm, I don't have any red borders. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 22:18, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

:I work for a service called ChaCha which has a Greasemonkey script that places a red border around all Wikis to remind me that I'm no supposed to use them as sources. Do you have something similar installed?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 02:54, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
::Wow, that's specific and accurate. Forgot I installed that... —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 14:04, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
:::For the record, I think our wiki would be an excellent secondary source to quickly lead you to the appropriate primary source on H*R, and for things they don't archive (weeklies), it would be a good primary source. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:53, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Of course, Dot com. In my year of ChaChaing though, I unfortunately have yet to get a question about Homestar. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 01:52, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

== what's with the ads? ==

I thought this was an ad-free site. Now I have to enable my adblock. Thanks a lot, people wh didn't donate. *cough cough* --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
: Hey, you can't really blame me. I was unemployed for most of the donation time. Blame it on all those employed people we get at the Wiki. You know who you are, all three of you! (Well, okay, I'm employed ''now'' but my finances are still low from the fact that I was unemployed for so long.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:: I know. I can't believe they didn't donate. Well, I didn't either, but I'm 12. Soooooo. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 05:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, at least it's better than last year's April Fools' gag... --I slayed the Kerrek. Really. 06:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::What are you talking about, Emily. I looked at [[Special:Scramble/virus|last year's gag]] the other day, and it still cracks me up. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:14, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::These are the worst ads ever. I mean, you can't even click on them and get bombed with spyware/adware! What kind of ad service are you guys running? And where's the "Taser the Gnome for Low Rates" ad?!? Those ad banners with minigames rock! -{{User:YK/sig}} 07:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::We're workin' as fast as we can. You have to understand, this is a long process in setting up these ads (since we never had them before), so some may not be at full functionality yet. We'll be getting more as the day wears on, as we find more sponsors. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 07:16, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Aw man, I thought i wasn't gonnna have to use my adblocker on this site.:(--{{User:Record307/sig}} 13:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::My only complaint about the ads is NOT BIG ENOUGH. If I don't have to look at the page source to read an article, then the ads aren't covering up enough of the text. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I don't know if this is relevant, but I don't really like what happened to the forum because I have to click "select all" ''every'', ''single'', ''time'' I open a new page. I like the banner and the knowledge base's ads though. Did you get the idea from the second post on the second page of [[Forum:15104|this thread]]? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 15:46, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Wouldn't be much of a prank if it was convenient for you, now would it. To answer your question, no, I did not solicit ideas from the forum. Any resemblance is coincidental (plus we were bound to eventually do this <s>gag</s> real thing that we're really doing from now on). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:08, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::The only thing that annoys me is that they're all gifs. Couldn't they at least have been made jpgs? If i'm going to have items forced on me by a 3rd party, I'd at least like a full color palette! <silent lawls>
::::::::::::Why aren't there ads for real Homestar merchandise? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 19:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::We may indeed do a couple of those, but I think the other ads are funnier. To the anonny: None of them are GIFs. They're all PNGs. Most (but not all) of them are paletted to keep the filesizes down. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:on my computer, sometimes the ads appear to the left of the page. {{User:The thing/sig}} 20:43, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

where do i get those stuffs i try to click on them and it dosnt do anything -awesome
:As I said above, this is a long process in setting up these ads (since we never had them before), so some may not be at full functionality yet. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:26, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::o so i wait for a little? -awesome
Seriously though, why DOESN'T this website have ads? That just seems silly to me, having to raise like two thousand dollars a year.
:Because ads are awful. They're intrusive and annoying. Having ads means we no longer control the look of our site. Also, TBC have stated how much they hate ads, and we agree. Please feel free to toss five bucks our way. Every little bit helps. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:11, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::Agree with everything Dot com said. 'Sides, we use Firefox plug-ins a lot around here; our subtitles script relies on one. Guess what one of the most popular Firefox plug-ins removes from pages. Go on, guess. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:14, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:I especially like the really big ads! Like the Sog Dog ones and stuff! Nice woik! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:12, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Is there a list of all the ads being shown here? I want to make sure I haven't missed any :P [[User:InsanityBringer|InsanityBringer]] 23:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:Not yet, but there will be later. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

:Ha! Seeing the Suudsu add here reminds me that I've really got to make up a glass of that to try someday. Anyway, I'd love a list of all the possible ads. I wouldn't want to miss one! {{User:Bubs 20X6/sig}} 01:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay, these ads are really starting to get on my nerves. they should at least be the same size so the page loads the same way every time. That would make them more reasonable. oh, and if you're gonna beat me up, make it quick. i've got a full agenda today. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:21, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:Your signature is really starting to get on my nerves. It should at least have the same space between each line. After all, ''reasonable'' is the name of the game on a day like today. Incidentally, just how full could an agenda be with only 35 minutes left before midnight? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:27, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
::What i actually meant was, that's why i haven't been on earlier in the day. and perhaps i should make those horns a bit smaller. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:::done -the knights who 'til recently said ni 03:43, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I was just parodying your comment. ;) The different and obnoxious sizes were intentional. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:07, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Understood, i just wanted to have a chance to use the ridiculous signature more than i did. now i'm getting what i can out of it. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 04:11, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

== [[Sbemailiarized Intro]] Mirror Required ASAP ==

The [[Sbemailiarized Intro]] has been removed from the website. It is currently impossible to watch this toon. We need to upload a mirror ASAP. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:25, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:36, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

== Fanstuff??? ==

Why haven't you put up the new fanstuff wiki??? :s I'm waiting for it to come. The 10th stinkoman level wont come i think. ADD THE FANSTUFF! {{User:POM Z/sig}} 6:26. 3 April 2009 (UTC)
:I'd check out [[User talk:It's dot com#Fanstuff_wiki|this]] discussion if I were you. In short, the Fanstuff wiki will likely be up whenever its reconstruction is complete, and I'd advise you to [[Not the 100th Email!!!|keep your pants on, for real]]. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 00:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Why should we keep our pants on?! It's been '''224 days'''. We were pretty much told it would be a weekend, week tops. Instead, we are left with the cruddiest knockoff wikis, that none of the "greats" attend, that was actually initially intended for crap overflow, and a forum which is getting more and more tedious and restless by the second. People are jumping ship, and the latest April Fool's just made people realize how hopeless everything was. Imagine if the same thing happened to you guys, here at HRWiki. You'd be angry, wouldn't you?! It's as if we're a little joke to you guys. What is wrong with you people?! -[[Special:Contributions/24.20.249.36|24.20.249.36]] 05:29, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

You know, I really didn't want to complain about this, but I thought there was something I'd bring up. A 17 year old guy who runs his website from his house can upgrade to the new Mediawiki in a day, but I don't even know if the upgrade for the fanstuff (which has been going on for months now) has even STARTED. I don't have all the facts on this, I don't know what the admin's lives are like, but I'd just like to know, what is going on. I thought a purge, stripped down, was just going in, deleting all the crap, and opening it back up. The reason it was closed off was to make renovations, and I assumed that would take a few days, tops. Is there something technical I'm missing, something I don't understand? Does anyone want to explain it to me, or the many others who are in the dark on what exactly happens when a website is purged? I mean, a few updates here and there would be nice, I didn't think it'd be too much trouble to maybe update the fanstuff with a message saying "my dog is sick, purge delayed", or "purge take few more month, virus, marriage, other stuff", I just want some updates. What I don't want, are little cartoons that joke around about how long the whole thing's been taking. I can't even comprehend how long this has been going on, I mean, it's just unbelievable. I used to spend my life over on that wiki, checking it, talking to friends, writing emails. But now, me and many others are just losing the will to write, to animate, to draw, to spend precious time, 224 precious days waiting for a website to come back, just so we can have fun again. {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:09, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

My turn for a rant, I suppose. I won't waste eloquence on this, because honestly I think we're all wasting our time complaining anyways. This wiki should never have to have so many longtime users upset about ''anything'', let alone something that if I understand correctly, can be easily remedied by even small updates, or some indication that ''something'' is happening (Or why something isn't happening). No one would have been for this purge if we knew it would take the better part of a year of waiting. We don't appreciate the lack of communication to the users (whether or not there's more communication with the higher-ups, I don't know, but I doubt), although I'm sure this pestering isn't a thrill either. I'm sure more regular updates, instead of the nearly non-existant, sporadic updates we have been getting, would stop most, if not all, of this pestering. I'm past wanting the purge to be over immediately; I can wait longer. I just want to know what is or is not going on (Of course, we will expect something to be going on, unless there are extenuating circumstances). I think I speak for the remaining users at the Fanstuff when I say that we want our wiki back, but if that's not possible yet, we at least want to know why. [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] 06:32, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

If you have a reason for not putting the fanstuff wiki back, just tell us. Trust me, I'd rather never have the Fanstuff wiki again and have a reason for it than sit here without it questioning what the crap is going on. Really. It's been long enough.

Oh, and I kinda lost my password here and never changed my email. Help! -Color Printer
:Look Pom Z, I'm not saying I'm satisfied with the service we're getting either. While I didn't edit on the fanstuff all that much, I loved reading some of my favorite entries, and the forum just doesn't cut it as a replacement. Believe me, I feel your pain. But I think sticking the blame on the administrators isn't the right way to go. These people are admins for a reason, and it's discouraging that the new wiki isn't up yet, but ranting about it won't help anything. They likely have their reasons, and if you ''really'' need to get to the bottom of this, you can contact them in a more constructive way rather than just shouting on the Main Page talk. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 16:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

HRWiki:Sandbox

2009-04-04T03:42:15Z

Guard Duck: whoops

HEY IT'S DOT COM I'VE HACKED INTO RAIKU AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE WIKI
: 'Cuz, hey, ''that's'' a believable gag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:30, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::It's dot com already took over the wiki. He broke the switch function so that I can't make my April Fools' userpage wouldn't work. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::: Switch function's working fine for me in my sig. What're you trying to do? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I've got eight versions of my userpage that I'm trying to randomly put up each time a user refreshes the page. I'm noticing that the #switch w/ #rand function is working, but not how I want it to. Help? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::I wouldn't happen to be one of those random user pages... Am I? =3 {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 11:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::SMB, the non-randomness of your userpage appears to be caused by the server-side page cache. You'll see that if you [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Super_Martyo_Brother?action=purge purge that page] from the cache, then it changes to another one of the random versions, but if not purged it stays the same each time. {{#ifeq:{{CURRENTMONTH}}{{CURRENTDAY2}}|0401|[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|'''98.222.134.36''']]|--[[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|98.222.134.36]]}} 15:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Jay's Sig Rip-Offs:

| 1 = [[User:It's dot com|It's a website]] 
| 2 = [[User:OptimisticFool|Aprilistic Fool]] 
| 3 = [[USer:That Guy Over There|That Guy]] 
| 4 = [[User:MichaelXX2|GabrielXYZ]] 
| 5 = [[User:Jay|Queue]] 
| 6 = [[User:DeFender1031|DaShield]] 
| 7 = [[User:Phlip|Dr. Flip]] 
| 8 = [[User:Wbwolf|NbcFox]] 
| 9 = [[User:DorianGray|AeolianWhite]] 
| 10 = [[User:Record307|CD20X6]] 
| 11 = [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Hamster Loafer]] 
| 12 = [[User:Loafing|Hamster Loafer... I said no loafing!!!]] 
| 13 = [[User:Super Martyo Brother|Supreme Lutigio Sibling]] 
| 14 = [[User:JoeyDay|JacobNight]] 
| 15 = [[User:Qermaq|Xerox]] 
| 16 = [[User:MHarrington|JHemmingway]] 
| 17 = [[User:Bubsty|Palsby]] 
| 18 = [[Who Said What Now?|What? I'm supposed to what?! Oh, man... I blew it real bad this time.]] 
| 19 = [[User:Dinoshaur|Tyrannosaurusy]] 
| 20 = [[User:Raiku|Enti]] 
| 21 = [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Rad Rad Dude]] 
| 22 = [[User:BazookaJoe|Machine Gun Bob]] 
| 23 = [[User:Lucsar|Nessstar]] 
| 24 = [[User:YK|Millennium Bug]] 
| 25 = [[User:E.L. Cool|A.F. Fool]] 
| 26 = [[User:Trey56|Platter158]] 
| 27 = [[User:Theyellowdart|Thegreenarrow]] 
| 28 = [[User:KieferSkunk|SeiferWeasel]] 
| 29 = [[User:The Chort|The Chekt]] 
| 30 = [[User:Mini-Geek|Tiny-Nerd]] 

Help me find the ones I don't know!
*Er, these were all decoded on Jay's [[User talk:Jay|talk page]]. Figured I'd complete them here too.

HRWiki:Sandbox

2009-04-04T03:41:57Z

Guard Duck: Complete this list

HEY IT'S DOT COM I'VE HACKED INTO RAIKU AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE WIKI
: 'Cuz, hey, ''that's'' a believable gag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:30, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::It's dot com already took over the wiki. He broke the switch function so that I can't make my April Fools' userpage wouldn't work. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::: Switch function's working fine for me in my sig. What're you trying to do? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I've got eight versions of my userpage that I'm trying to randomly put up each time a user refreshes the page. I'm noticing that the #switch w/ #rand function is working, but not how I want it to. Help? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::I wouldn't happen to be one of those random user pages... Am I? =3 {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 11:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::SMB, the non-randomness of your userpage appears to be caused by the server-side page cache. You'll see that if you [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Super_Martyo_Brother?action=purge purge that page] from the cache, then it changes to another one of the random versions, but if not purged it stays the same each time. {{#ifeq:{{CURRENTMONTH}}{{CURRENTDAY2}}|0401|[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|'''98.222.134.36''']]|--[[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|98.222.134.36]]}} 15:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Jay's Sig Rip-Offs:

| 1 = [[User:It's dot com|It's a website]] 
| 2 = [[User:OptimisticFool|Aprilistic Fool]] 
| 3 = [[USer:That Guy Over There|That Guy]] 
| 4 = [[User:MichaelXX2|GabrielXYZ]] 
| 5 = [[User:Jay|Queue]] 
| 6 = [[User:DeFender1031|DaShield]] 
| 7 = [[User:Phlip|Dr. Flip]] 
| 8 = [[User:Wbwolf|NbcFox]] 
| 9 = [[User:DorianGray|AeolianWhite]] 
| 10 = [[User:Record307|CD20X6]] 
| 11 = [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Hamster Loafer]] 
| 12 = [[User:Loafing|Hamster Loafer... I said no loafing!!!]] 
| 13 = [[User:Super Martyo Brother|Supreme Lutigio Sibling]] 
| 14 = [[User:JoeyDay|JacobNight]] 
| 15 = [[User:Qermaq|Xerox]] 
| 16 = [[User:MHarrington|JHemmingway]] 
| 17 = [[User:Bubsty|Palsby]] 
| 18 = [[Who Said What Now?|What? I'm supposed to what?! Oh, man... I blew it real bad this time.]] 
| 19 = [[User:Dinoshaur|Tyrannosaurusy]] 
| 20 = [[User:Raiku|Enti]] 
| 21 = [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Rad Rad Dude]] 
| 22 = [[User:BazookaJoe|Machine Gun Bob]] 
| 23 = [[User:Lucsar|Nessstar]] 
| 24 = [[YK|Millennium Bug]] 
| 25 = [[User:E.L. Cool|A.F. Fool]] 
| 26 = [[User:Trey56|Platter158]] 
| 27 = [[User:Theyellowdart|Thegreenarrow]] 
| 28 = [[User:KieferSkunk|SeiferWeasel]] 
| 29 = [[User:The Chort|The Chekt]] 
| 30 = [[User:Mini-Geek|Tiny-Nerd]] 

Help me find the ones I don't know!
*Er, these were all decoded on Jay's [[User talk:Jay|talk page]]. Figured I'd complete them here too.

Talk:Main Page

2009-04-04T00:06:05Z

Guard Duck: /* Fanstuff??? */ reply to Pom Z

Talk:Tiny-Handed Strong Bad

2009-04-03T02:37:13Z

Guard Duck: /* Appeared in Super NES? */

{{featuredarticle}}
==Needs serious expansion==

I've even done better than this. Sorry, but this page may not be necessary. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 20:32, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
:Look at those appearances. Definitely necessary. He's kind of a running gag and character, all rolled into one tiny-handed package. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Storybook S.B.==
Shouldn't we rename this to "Storybook Strong Bad"? I like that name better than Tiny-Handed Strong Bad. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 07:24, 13 November 2007 (UTC) 
 
No, because he's called Tiny-Handed Strong Bad in the toons... therefore, I see no reason to change it. ~Strong Kirby

But then again, he's also called "Strong Bad with sort of a nose" in the toons. [[Special:Contributions/69.133.200.38|69.133.200.38]] 04:06, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
:But only once. The Tiny-Handed Strong Bad name was used at least twice (once in full, once as T.H.S.B.). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:10, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

== Appeared in Super NES? ==

I believe that THSB appeared in Super NES mainly because it was made in 1996, so wouldn't it be Tiny Handed Strong
Bad? {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 02:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
:Tiny-Handed Strong Bad doesn't refer to just any Strong Bad that appeared before his modern incarnation; rather, it refers to Strong Bad being drawn in the style used in the old [[Original Book|storybook]]. As such, the Super NES Strong Bad, while certainly odd-looking, isn't THSB. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

2009-04-02T22:12:24Z

Guard Duck: /* Fun Facts */ gnoming - still not sure if that last one counts...

{{tgsnav|11|Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10|Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Grim Reaper|Grim Reaper]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Raccoon Girl|Raccoon Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Tentacle Camera|Tentacle Camera]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chumbly Wumbly Bear|Chumbly Wumbly Bear]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Maniac In A Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cosplayover Camp|Cosplayover Camp]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:32

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter!}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' WORKING TOILET PAPER!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh fascist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{no speech bubble}'' Bye!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''GRIM REAPER:''' Forbode... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Manager appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{shouting}'' WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? GET BACK TO WORK! A KID PUKED IN DRESSING ROOM 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labeled Mark}'' HERE'S YOUR NAMETAG, MARK! NOW GET TO MINIMUM WAGIN'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Manager, So and So looks satisfied and somewhat smug}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' MEET A FIST!

'''ASTRONAUT:''' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Shirt Folding Store Manager falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble}'' 'kay.

'''ASTRONAUT:''' ''{suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da DA!

''{Intertitle Guy displays the intertitle "MEANWHILE at summer camp"}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me ''{points at The Ugly One, while What's Her Face looks surprised}''! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside an emaciated, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs, carrying a handbag, and wearing a skirt and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A customer stands beside her.}''

'''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, M-Mark.... I'm looking for a *COUGH!* present for my *COUGH!* wife for our *COUGH!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{interrupting}'' *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!

''{Fireworks appear.}''

'''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before}'' 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe with the words "Canoe Reeves" on it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life. 
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed in a Star Trek uniform}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' BEHOLDERS!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' SENTIENT NEBULAE!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BLINDING VOIP!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun, "SHOPLiFTiNG?!?" appears on the folding station, and a security camera with tentacles floats in from the right.}''

'''LEPRECHAUN STRONG BAD:''' Oooh.... Sho-o-oplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' SCHA-WING! ''{points at girls}'' NOT! ''{jumps in the air}'' WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Buh-

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' -arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down! ''{one gets really, '''really''' high-pitched}''

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail, with stubble on her face.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOGG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

''{return to the IT'S OVER! screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.
*"Nebulae" is the plural term for [[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]], a cloud of dust and other debris in space where stars form.
*The name "Camp Firstbasawassa" is a reference to summer camps that are named after [[Wikipedia:Native Americans|Native American]] [[Wikipedia:Category:Native American tribes|tribes]].
*"Night terrors" are a form of [[Wikipedia:sleep disorder|sleep disorder]], in which an individual experiences extreme terror during sleep, and a temporary inability to regain full consciousness. Unlike [[Wikipedia:nightmares|nightmares]], night terror episodes are not caused by the perception of a scary event or situation, but a combination of the fear instinct itself and tension or anxiety.
*Evening bonfire gatherings at summer camps in the United States traditionally include singing nonsensical songs (often accompanied by a guitar) followed by the telling of spooky stories (often involving a killer with a chainsaw).
*In this context, a [[Wikipedia:Wingman (social)|wingman]] is a person who assists a friend in approaching a member of the opposite sex.
*A rotary phone is a phone that uses a dial instead of pushbuttons.

=== Trivia ===
[[Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|thumb|100px|Olsen Twin'd!!]]
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode to feature realistic background paper.
*This is arguably the first Teen Girl Squad episode without the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (see [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]).
*The Shirt Folding Store Manager's hair and face come from an [http://mmm-mag.hollywood.com/ M Magazine] article about [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]]. The manager is also wearing pink [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]].
*So And So asking for "smokes" is another reference to [[smoking]].
**It's also a real-world reference regarding the stereotype that most prison inmates smoke and use cigarettes as a form of currency.
*The baseball team on the field in the stadium that the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]] coughs up only has eight players. The [[Wikipedia:Shortstop|shortstop]] is missing, and the [[Wikipedia: First baseman|first baseman]] is standing in foul territory.

=== Remarks ===
*The customer addresses So and So as "Mark" even though she is not wearing the name tag.
*Passengers in a canoe do not face each other as Cheerleader and The Ugly One do.
*Until the screen where Sci-Fi Greg begins to remove his shirt, his outfit seems to be one piece.
*"Trés Cutée" is a mock-French expression. "Trés" (with the ''accent aigu'') is a misspelling of the French word "très" (with the ''accent grave''), which means "very". "Cutée" is not a real French word. It is the English word "cute" made to look like a feminine adjective in French.
*The speech bubble indicates that Camp Counselor Shortshorts is singing along during the "Chumbly Wumbly Bear" song, but he is not heard singing.
*Coughiversary is a [[portmanteau]].
[[Image:Onepixel.png|thumb|150px|A slight misalignment]]
*The Maniac in a Speedo seems to resemble Dr. Salvador, an enemy in [[Wikipedia:Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil 4]].

===Glitches===
*The notebook paper in the frame of the toon and outside of the frame do not match up.
**This also happens in every issue after this.

=== Inside References ===
*"Camp Firstbasawassa" is a reference to [[Making Out|first base]].
*The song mentions selling [[beans]] and [[eggs]].
*The prison inmate's line, "Dag, yo," was previously said by What's Her Face after being punted in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*"Shop lifting?" is the intro to What's Her Face in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]].
*This is another instance of [[Killing Dogs|killing someone's dog]].
*The Ugly One says "the [[Double Deuce|deuce]]"
*Cheerleader reading the script for the issue and Asking how "uggs" is spelled [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Breaks the fourth Wall]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The page title "11 Division Titles!" likely refers to the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Braves|Atlanta Braves]], who, at the time of the toon, had won 11 consecutive [[Wikipedia:National League East|National League East]] division titles.
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"[[wikipedia:Schwing|Scha-wing!]]" and "[[wikipedia:Not!|Not!]]" are catchphrases from the 1992 film ''[[IMDB:Wayne's World|Wayne's World]]''.
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]] in 2000. Both references (along with the short shorts) make Camp Counselor Shortshorts seem hopelessly out-of-touch.
*''Folding Mills Mall'' is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the [http://www.themills.com Mills Corporation], such as ''Concord Mills'' in North Carolina, or ''Potomac Mills'' in Virginia.
*[[wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, [[Wikipedia:Tokusatsu|tokusatsu]], and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, or Japanese pop music bands.
*Science Fiction Greg's clothing and prop are reminiscent of a [[wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]] uniform and a [[wikipedia:Weapons of Star Trek|phaser]].
**His willingness to remove his shirt may be a reference to Captain James T. Kirk, who routinely lost his shirt on episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series.
**Sentient Nebulae refers to "Imaginary Friend", which is the 22nd episode of the fifth season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In the episode, the Enterprise is exploring a rare nebula surrounding a neutron star when a being from the nebula enters the ship taking the form of Isabella (an imaginary friend of a little girl named Clara).
*[[wikipedia:Beholder|Beholders]] are a type of monster prevalent in the [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] role-playing game series.
*Camp Counselor Shortshorts' shirt, which reads "Got Camp?" is a reference to the famous U.S. Dairy Board slogan "[[Wikipedia:Got Milk?|Got Milk?]]".
*[[Wikipedia: Speedo|Speedo]] is a brand of [[Wikipedia: swimsuit|air tight swimsuits]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[So and So]] mentions her jailtime in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]].

==DVD Version==
[[Image:TGS Glue Stick.png|thumb|A glue stick, some glitta paint...]]
*In the scenes with the Shirt Folding Store Manager, a photo-type glue stick can be seen in the lower right corner.
**This also appeared in the [[Podstar Runner]] version of this toon.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' Oh!

'''MIKE:''' Have we ever done commentary on these before?

'''MATT:''' I would assume.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, probably.

'''RYAN:''' One of the...

'''MATT:''' One of the other "Everything Elses".

'''RYAN:''' Uh, there was all ten, I'll bet... at least one, probably had it.

'''MATT:''' You'd think.

'''MIKE:''' Did you ever go to, uh— I never really went to any just straight-up summer camps. All my summer camps were sports related.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' Thought you were going to say "religious".

'''MIKE:''' No.

'''RYAN:''' We had to go to religious...

'''MIKE:''' Bible—

'''RYAN:''' ...summer camp once. Bible study camp.

'''MATT:''' Vacation Bible study.

'''MIKE:''' ''{over Matt's previous comment}'' Vacation Bible school.

'''RYAN:''' They throw in "vacation" to make it sound fun.

'''MATT:''' Did the girls all just have, uh, hovan rolls in front of them, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' It looked like it.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That makes me want to go... get a hovan roll at the mall food court. Speaking of the mall... Hey, wait, look! This has the— the glue stick in it!

'''MIKE:''' Oh.

'''MATT:''' Wow.

'''MIKE:''' That's not on the cartoon on the web site.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Was that just in the file, Ryan? ''{unintelligible}''

'''RYAN:''' ''{laughing}'' I guess so.

'''MATT:''' Ryan, explain yourself!

''{short pause}''

'''RYAN:''' I added it. I thought it would, uh...

'''MATT:''' Well, 'cause originally it was gonna be in the cartoon, 'cause it was gonna be, like, "Oh, that's the glue stick they used to make the little cut-out lady." Who is it a picture of? Wasn't it... chopped up... one of the...

'''MIKE:''' It's, uh, one of the Olsens.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... Britney.

'''RYAN:''' Britney Olsen.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, no! That sickly raccoon... the worst bunkmate you could imagine.

'''MIKE:''' This guy... ate a stadium, is that what I'm led to believe?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah. That's why he's coughing so much. He had, uh... eaten an entire baseball stadium.

''{pause, with intermittent laughter as the conversation between So and So and her customer continues}''

'''MIKE:''' This guy has problems, he's got some foldy— a foldy gut there.

'''RYAN:''' And some chest hair, I might add.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Canoe Reeves.

'''RYAN:''' I like it.

'''MATT:''' One time, uh, in college we took that movie, ''The Devil's Advocate'', and made our own commentary track. And my friend An—

'''MIKE:''' For the whole movie?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And my friend Andrew was Al Pacino, and he kept calling Ca—, uh, Keanu "Canoe" and kept being, like, "You're amazing, Canoe!"

''{Mike and Ryan laugh}''

'''MIKE:''' If there's any, uh, characters that are in need of a spin-off of their own show, it's Sci-Fi Greg and D N'D Greg.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{reacting to Sci-Fi Greg removing his shirt}'' Oh! Oh! ''{pause}'' He reminds me there, when he's sort of being, uh... trying to be a "playa" of that, uh... the kid from Freaks and Geeks, the, like...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...the nerdy friend, that's, like— but he's always— he's, like—

'''MIKE:''' He's got a girlfriend.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, and, like, he's all experienced and they're, like, amazed.

'''RYAN:''' He's the... dungeon master, isn't he?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{over Matt's previous line}'' Yeah, he is.

'''MATT:''' He reminds me of the robotic Richard Simpsons...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...from that, uh, that Simpsons. Is that just in, like, an out-take? Like, is it, like, one of their supposed deleted scenes?

'''MIKE:''' I can't remember. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I can't remember. I get the... the, umm, tune of this song in my head... probably, like, every day.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Staple it down!

'''MIKE:''' This is another reference to staple.

'''MATT:''' Yep. Staples. Staple sauce. Stapled down. That guy is creepy. ''{laughing}'' He's the Unknown Comic, in a Speedo.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' I forgot about the Unknown Comic.

'''MATT:''' That looks like our friend, Renee, there on the left.

''{Mike and Matt laughs}''

'''MATT:''' He's got chicken feet, too.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' She is—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' She's got a five o'clock shadow. This is rough!

'''RYAN:''' It'll do—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Prison'll do that to a young lady.

===Fun Facts===
*The Robotic Richard Simmons appeared in a deleted scene from [[Wikipedia:Burns' Heir|Burns' Heir]] that made its public debut in [[Wikipedia:The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular|The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]].
*"Staple Sauce" originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Unknown Comic|The Unknown Comic]] was a Canadian comedian (and regular on [[Wikipedia:The Gong Show|The Gong Show]]) who performed with a paper bag on his head.
*Matt mentions that the first ten Teen Girl Squad Issues had previously been released on an earlier Everything Else DVD. They specifically were released on [[Everything Else, Volume One|the first volume]]. All ten issues were in place, since there were only ten by the time the DVD was released. Five of the issues had commentary.
*''[[Wikipedia:The Devil's Advocate (film)|The Devil's Advocate]]'' was a thriller/horror movie starring [[Wikipedia:Al Pacino|Al Pacino]] and [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
**Pacino is an American Academy Award-, Golden Globe-, Tony-, BAFTA-, Emmy- and SAG award-winning film and stage actor and director, widely considered to be one of the greatest and most influential actors of all times. He is likely best remembered for his work in, among many others, ''[[Wikipedia:The Godfather|The Godfather]]'' series of films, in which he played [[Wikipedia:Michael Corleone|Michael Corleone]].
**Reeves is an American/Canadian actor, best known for his roles as [[Wikipedia:Neo (The Matrix)|Neo]] in ''[[Wikipedia:The Matrix|The Matrix]]'' series of films, as well as Ted Logan in both ''[[Wikipedia:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure|Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey|Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey]]''.
*Mike's comment about the Gregs getting their own spin-off show is fulfilled in [[4 Gregs]].
*Mike's remark "This is another reference to staple." is likely a good-natured poke at the Homestar Runner Wiki.

==External Links==
*[[HR:tgs11.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[HR:tgs11.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[Forum:9136|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]

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Guard Duck: /* Appearances */ no consensus, but this is just absurd

[[Image:Slimed Marzipan.PNG|thumb|You can't do that on Homestar Runner.]]
The programming of the long-running children's channel, '''[[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]]''', has inspired some short gags in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] worked for the channel at least once, when they animated a cartoon for the Nick Jr. show ''[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba!|Yo Gabba Gabba!]]''

== Appearances ==
*Email [[12:00]] (Easter egg) — One of the tapes in the VCR reads "YCDTOTV Season 2", for the show ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|You Can't Do That on Television]]''.
*[[Puppet Time]] — [[Homestar Runner]] drops off a video of ''[[Wikipedia:Watch Mr. Wizard|Mr. Wizard]]''.
*Email [[for kids]] — In [[Strong Bad]]'s children show, he asks viewers to help him find [[The Cheat]]. This is similar to early episodes of ''[[Wikipedia:Blue's Clues|Blue's Clues]]'' that began with Steve asking the viewers to help find Blue.
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]] — [[Li'l Brudder]] scrapes across the show's logo as [[Wikipedia:SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]] does in the opening of his show.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — [[What's Her Face]] asks [[The Ugly One]] if her party will be "[[Wikipedia:Nick at Nite|Nick-at-Nite]] themed again".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — The Cheat dresses as Penfold from ''[[Wikipedia: DangerMouse|DangerMouse]]''. Homestar dresses as Artie from ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete and Pete]]''. [[Bubs]] dresses as Ross from ''YCDTOTV''. [[Marzipan]] gets slimed for saying "I don't know" (like the cast of ''YCDOTV'' occasionally did).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] ([[Decemberween Short Shorts#DVD Commentary|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says the shot of Coach Z's butt reminds him of ''[[Wikipedia:Ren and Stimpy|Ren and Stimpy]]''. [[Mike Chapman]] says there might have been butt dancing in "Happy Happy Joy Joy", a song from that show.
*[[Toikey TV]] — The title is a parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Turkey Television|Turkey TV]]''.
*[[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-02-28|Sketchbook]] — The entry "Puddin' Patch Friends" includes a drawing of [[Wikipedia:Dora the Explorer|Dora the Explorer]].
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — [[Coach Z]] dresses up as DJ Lance Rock from ''Yo Gabba Gabba!''.
*Email [[original]] ([[original#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — Bubs says that [[Original Bubs]] looks like ''[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern Life]]''.

== See Also ==
*[[Looney Tunes]]
*[[The Muppets]]
*[[Peanuts]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[Sesame Street]]

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Talk:Career Day

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Guard Duck: /* Italian Satellite (of love) */ meh, nah

== Easter Eggs ==

Shouldn't someone include the Easter Eggs? I myself have not found any of them, but there may still be some. [[User:Chapien|chapien (approved by Homsar!)]] 18:42, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
:That's why it's not on the page. No one has found any yet, and there probably isn't any in the cartoon as of now (at least). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 18:50, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

== Big Toon ==

Shouldn't it be noted that this is the first big toon since 2007? I think that's kind of improtant...
:I suppose it's a bit notable, but I'm not sure it merits a mention on the page. The gap between [[A Dumpy Tale]] and [[Weclome Back]] was similar (11 months), but is not mentioned anywhere on the pages. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

this is not a big toon
they said is wasnt one
: On the main page, before its release, sure. But the Toons menu lists it among the big toons (as in, not Shorts). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:36, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

== Zoom zoom ==

Am I the only one that reminded of Rhino's hamsterball from the movie ''Bolt'' when I see Cheat in his space suit? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 01:15, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
: I was reminded of ''a'' hamster ball. But no specific ones. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:16, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
::I was reminded of the gerbil ball for the gerbil my brother used to have... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:19, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I was reminded of the cow ball from The Far Side and the ball Bart was in in The Simpsons. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:41, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I have that panel on my binder. It's one good Far Side. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 03:44, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

== Cape Tedaverill? ==

There have been a couple of (admittedly poorly worded) attempts to put on the page the fact that the name Ted Averill is a play on Canaveral. I have to say I'm inclined to agree, considering the space launch connection and all. Does anyone else feel similarly? (Though I note that this is not the only place where the name appears, so I don't know if this is the best place to note it). -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.151.26|132.183.151.26]] 01:51, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:[[space program|The first time he appears]], it's said in such a way that no one would make the connection, so i'm inclined to say no. Also, it's a poor rhyme. If that was their intention, they could do so much better. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:53, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:I also happen to think it's a reference. The sound-alike quality is definitely more pronounced in Career Day, but I think it's clear enough in Space Program as well. I know there's no way to prove it, but I remember making that connection the first time I saw Space Program; I just never got around to checking its wiki entry.[[User:Some kind of scientist|Some kind of scientist]] 18:33, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

== McWhat Nebula? ==
I'm hearing McCow-Pie Nebula rather than McAlpine Nebula. No? It's funnier.
{{User:Funhaver}}
:I heard it as "cow pie" the first time, but after reading the transcript and listening closely, i must conclude that, sad though it may be, it's "MacAlpine." {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:45, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:I think the "Mc" and the "Al" sounds are blending together to get the "McCow" sound. It sounded somewhat like that when I watched it, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:46, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

== Buck the System ==
It's probably just because I am a huge SOAD fan, but when Strong bad said "Bucking the System" I instantly thought of the System of a Down song "F*ck the System." Anyone else think this? Just wondering if it should be on the real world references page.--[[User:Shaokahn280z|Shaokahn280z]] 19:09, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
[http://www.google.com/search?q=bucking+the+system google results] show that it's a pretty common phrase. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

== Space: Defined by Scientists as the... ==

When Strong Bad says this while in the shows the space capsule, I believe the way he says this is a refrence to "Space: The Final Frontier", from Star Trek. Should someone add this to the page as a refrence?
:I thought of it as well, but i figured it might be too vague. I'm on the fence. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:56, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

== Blowin' in the Wind ==

A fact that's been removed from the page several times now involves the fan, which is being used similarly to in [[magic trick]]. Looks like a valid fact to me — it's basically the same joke, using the fan to make clothes blow around dramatically — but what do you say? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:39, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
:Since I was the one who added the fact, I know I don't have to say I agree, but I'm gonna say it just to acknowledge your post with the other users that will be looking at the recent changes over the next hour or so :) {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:59, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

== whating the system? ==

Is it me, or is "Bucking the System" a reference to a cuss word?--[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 19:53, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
:It's you. As noted above in a different section, "buck the system" is a [http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/buck+the+system common phrase] with [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/buck no etymological relation] to the rhyming cuss word. -[[User:Alun Clewe|Alun Clewe]] 20:20, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

== Miles and miles of the spaceman styles... ==

The chin-curlies on Space Captainface's..er...face struck me as being similar to that of [http://blog.thedebianuser.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/buzz.jpg Buzz Lightyear]. Most likely a case of TTATOT, but just thought I'd throw it out there.

:I'd say either [[HrWiki:Glossary#T|TTATOT]], or just a buttchin to make him look more different.--[[User:T3H CH3K7 888|T3H_CH3K7_888]] 23:42, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

:: I would agree with that; Captain Quark from the Ratchet and Clank games has the same sort of buttchin.

== Toothpick through the gerbil ball ==

I noticed while watching for the 18th time today that Strap's toothpick goes through his gerbil ball... thing while in space. Why isn't this a Goof? -Corruption (logged in = 0)
:The toothpick is too far out of the gerbil ball (in fact, it looks like it's ''completely'' outside the ball) for it not to have been an intentional style choice, which would make it not a goof. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:02, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

== Homsar laughing ==

Let me get this straight - there's an entire ARTICLE dedicated to instances of Strong Bad smiling (a fairly common occurrence), a mention of the Poopsmith singing on-screen, and heck - even a mention of Homestar making a (borderline) grammatical error, but there's no mentioning the very first time Homsar unambiguously laughs at something?

What the heck are these sections FOR if not for pointing out something noteworthy and out of the ordinary? Homsar is a character that's known for being seemingly oblivious to what's going on around him (albeit in a ambivalent sort of way), so this is a COMPLETE departure for him as a character. To suggest anything else is nothing short of absurd. The mention of this unprecedented event should stay, or at the very LEAST be put up for a vote. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 22:59, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
:I think it's notable only if we can clearly hear him. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:05, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
::I can hear him, and, to me, it sounds kind of like a more-wavering version of his "AaAaaAAaa!" — {{User:Fotoshop/sig}} 23:08, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
:::There is, however, a [[Talk:isp#There's a first time for everything|precedent for removing facts like this]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:09, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
::::That fact says there were 2 times before when Bubs laughed a little. This fact says this is the 1st time Homsar laughed at all. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:14, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::From the arguments: <blockquote>"First time" facts should be reserved for truly momentous firsts. Laughing out loud is not such a first, especially when we can infer that he has laughed out loud before, albeit off camera.</blockquote> I'm taking the bit from before the "especially" as the precedent here. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:17, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Laughter in and of itself is unremarkable (after all, the littlest, tiniest babies can laugh), so there needs to be something special about Homsar if his laughter is to be included in the article. 0rion claims that this is a complete departure of Homsar's character, which would indeed be notable if it were true. But is it?
::::::    Let's examine the underlying point. I would have no problem with the following fact: "This is the first time Homsar has had an emotional reaction in response to something another character has said," except for one thing—it's completely false. Homsar was "crying on the inside" when he was mistakenly disqualified from the Strong Sad lookalike contest in [[impression]]. Furthermore, looking at his various appearances, he is ''not'' always oblivious to what's going on (some would actually claim he [[Analysis of Homsar's speech patterns|never is]]), it's not a departure for his character (or if it is, it's not the first time such a departure occurs), and even though this is the first time we specifically see him laughing, the underlying emotional reaction is not unprecedented. Thus, this isn't a notable first. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:10, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mazipan's Teeth'd? ==

I noticed that Marzipan's teeth show more often in this toon, as well as in [[Kick-A-Ball]]. Does this, by any chance, count as further Marzipan evolution? {{User:Religious Corn/sig}} 20:24, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

:I don't know, maybe. [[User:MICGAGUH]]

== Well shut his mouth. ==

Strong Bad says in [[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] "Well shut my mouth" as a phrase that seems to mean "That's something I never expected to see happen". This combined with the fact that he has never before seen having an truely shut mouth makes me wonder: Should it be noted that this is the first time Strong Bad shuts his mouth, ableit only in cartoon form? --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 23:01, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mixed Art Styles ==

Should it be remarked that Ted Avarill was drawn by hand and then his mouth was added later using vector art? If you zoom in, you can clearly see that everything besides his mouth is pixelated. --[[Special:Contributions/141.224.237.41|141.224.237.41]] 23:05, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

== Italian Satellite (of love) ==

Is it just me or does the Italin Spy Satellite look like a winebottle in a basket?
:Well, those Italians ''do'' enjoy their wine... but no, I think it more resembles just a stereotypical satellite shape. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 06:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Bubsty

2009-04-02T05:46:17Z

Guard Duck: /* New signature? */ sheesh :)

{{User talk:Bubsty/archive}}

== Sig ==

Decemberween has been, um, it happened last year, so you might wanna update that Sig. - {{user:Derrickee3/sig}} 22:15, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah... sorry about that, I got SimCity4 for Christmas and hadn't glanced at the wiki in a month... all better now. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:53, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
::Whoa dood! You're <strike>alive</strike> around! I thought you were one of the gone many who don't come back. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh, I'm still on, I read the wiki often, just rarely log in and edit. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:59, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
::::Change your userpage back to normal. See ya around son. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::::Ah! I see. I've been on hiatus myself, checking it out on and off, but that's for both editing and reading. I've a backlog of toons and [[retirement|emails]] I ''still'' have to watch. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

== After a hefty hiatus... ==

I, {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}, RETURN to the electronically communicating world of '''2007!''' '''Stop'''

My blasted '''Telly 400''' was swiped from the very comfort of my domecile, and upon it's return.. '''Stop'''

I was shocked to realize that the bloody roustabanks had cut off her '''little toe'''!!! '''Stop'''

What was one to do without the comma key!? '''Stop'''

I had no choice but to begin a quest... or.. send The Sneak.. on a worldwide search for my beloved Telly's little toe! '''Stop'''

To my great delight, it was returned and I can once again begin heckling the inhabitants of the '''post-modern Free Country USA!!''' '''Stop'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

==AGHHHHHHHHHHH==
Bubsty, you might not wanna go onto that "steal your soul" site again. I went there and, I gotta say, my Mcaffee security guard detected more than 20 virus on that page. The same goes for anyone else goin to that link, IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, I REPEAT: IT IS EXTEMELY DANGEROUS!!! --[[User:Homsar Lover|Homsar Lover]]

I know that happened to me too. Also my McAfee SiteAdvisor turned red, with means bad.--[[User:Ava|Ava]] 15:07, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

==Edits to your user page==

Hi, Bubsty. An edit was recently made to your user page by an unknown IP address. According to wiki [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|policy]], this edit was reverted. If you made this edit while not logged in, you can replace the changes you made by logging in, going to this version of your page ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bubsty&oldid=493604]), clicking "edit", and saving the page. If this edit was not made by you, no action on your part is necessary. Thank you very much. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
==hi!==
I was just wondering how to make words move. Do you now how? Don't say jorb 101
P.S. how do you do that fancy thing with your name?

== Thank You Award ==

Hey there, Bubsty. I thought I'd drop by to let you know that the [[HRWiki:Barnstars]] page is going to be cleaned, and your Thank You award may be removed from the page. (The image will not be deleted.) If you want to keep the award there, please say so before the revision, or add it again afterward. Thanks, — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 19:53, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Hey, do you still come to this wiki? just wondering. {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:00, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
:Occasionally. Mostly to read, rarely to write. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 07:00, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

== New signature? ==

It looks pretty! But why'd you randomly decide to change? {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 03:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:Eh, it was pretty much a cookie-cutter sig from all the ones that [[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]] made. Basically I just sort of decided I was sick of having a sig that looked straight out of '05, and decided to remodel. This one looks cleaner and simple, although I did keep the classic "blue and gold" :) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:42, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Besides the signature, what else is new? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:44, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Hi there Stux, long time no talk! Erm, not much really... just trudging along my academic path and all that jazz. How've you been? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:49, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
::Well, your plan to be unique and original put a bit of a stnank in my April Fools' plan. Way to go. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Guard Duck/sig

2009-04-02T05:45:13Z

Guard Duck: lets stop impersinating others now

—[[User:Guard Duck|'''''G''''''''''u''''''''''a''''''''''r''''''''''d''''' '''''D''''''''''u''''''''''c''''''''''k''''']] [[User talk:Guard Duck|'''''t''''''''''a''''''''''l''''''''''k''''']]

Talk:Nickelodeon

2009-04-01T02:57:23Z

Guard Duck: /* Richard Scarry */ more specific

== Made in Not America ==

Should we still count the Canadian YCDOTV and the British DangerMouse as Nickelodeon shows? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:00, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
:H*R is American, so if the show is best known to an American audience through Nickelodeon, I think it applies here. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:47, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

== In Syndication ==

*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[The Cheat]] dresses as Penfold from ''[[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|DangerMouse]]'', Homestar dresses as Artie from ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete and Pete]],'' [[Bubs]] dresses as Ross from ''YCDTOTV'', and [[Marzipan]] gets slimed for saying "I don't know". '''[[Strong Bad]] is dressed as Beetlejuice, whose ABC cartoon later ran in syndication on Nick and other networks in the 90s. [[Homsar]] is dressed as the Typewriter Guy from Sesame Street, which has been seen on Nick and related networks in syndication for over a decade.''' ''Only the boldfaced part is being discussed'' 
The reason I deleted the Beetlejuice fact twice is that TBC could have been referencing Beetlejuice ''the movie'' instead of Beetlejuice ''the cartoon''. I deleted the Typewriter fact twice because American Nickelodeon never played Sesame Street (at least from what I heard) except maybe '''once''' to promote Noggin. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
:Just out of curiousity, is there an actual document claiming Sesame Street was a regular Nick show? ''If'' we return these costumes, we have to arrange them by order of appearance. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:18, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
::If there is proof Nickelodeon regularly played Sesame Street, we would simply add a link to the [[Sesame Street]] article like I did with Charlie Brown and 2 Nick@Nite shows. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 01:35, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

== Deleted? ==
It really isn't that prominate. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 20:43, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
:Eight appearances of shows connected to Nickelodeon is actually quite prominent in my opinion. '''Keep.''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:28, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
::What is this jargle? This page has been here for... *checks history*... Over a year... a fine way to treat it so shortly after its birthday (Nov 1)! This page meets all the requirements for a running gag page, and a misspelled claim that it's "not prominate" or "prominant" or "pomegranate" is not going to change that. '''Hard keep''' {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:51, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
:::I... see absolutely no reason to remove a perfectly legit fairly long-standing page. Plenty of references, so it definitely fits the criteria. Nothing more to say. Except it's *definitely* not "pomegranate". =P '''Keep'''. -{{User:YK/sig}} 04:36, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

== Richard Scarry ==

I don't think we should list The Stick dressed as Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm here. Lowly Worm did not originally appear on Nickelodeon, but rather in the multitudes of books Scarry wrote that were far more popular than the TV series ever was, and which had no connection to Nickelodeon at all. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But there were never any pictures of Lowly Worm dressed like that in the books. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::Are you kidding me? the barbershop when i was a kid had the books and he was ALWAYS dressed like that. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I concur, that's the iconic image of Lowly Worm right there. I had never even heard of "The Busy World of Richard Scarry" until I read the page. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:56, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Nickelodeon

2009-04-01T02:56:24Z

Guard Duck: /* Richard Scarry */ definitely

== Made in Not America ==

Should we still count the Canadian YCDOTV and the British DangerMouse as Nickelodeon shows? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:00, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
:H*R is American, so if the show is best known to an American audience through Nickelodeon, I think it applies here. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:47, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

== In Syndication ==

*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[The Cheat]] dresses as Penfold from ''[[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|DangerMouse]]'', Homestar dresses as Artie from ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete and Pete]],'' [[Bubs]] dresses as Ross from ''YCDTOTV'', and [[Marzipan]] gets slimed for saying "I don't know". '''[[Strong Bad]] is dressed as Beetlejuice, whose ABC cartoon later ran in syndication on Nick and other networks in the 90s. [[Homsar]] is dressed as the Typewriter Guy from Sesame Street, which has been seen on Nick and related networks in syndication for over a decade.''' ''Only the boldfaced part is being discussed'' 
The reason I deleted the Beetlejuice fact twice is that TBC could have been referencing Beetlejuice ''the movie'' instead of Beetlejuice ''the cartoon''. I deleted the Typewriter fact twice because American Nickelodeon never played Sesame Street (at least from what I heard) except maybe '''once''' to promote Noggin. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
:Just out of curiousity, is there an actual document claiming Sesame Street was a regular Nick show? ''If'' we return these costumes, we have to arrange them by order of appearance. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:18, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
::If there is proof Nickelodeon regularly played Sesame Street, we would simply add a link to the [[Sesame Street]] article like I did with Charlie Brown and 2 Nick@Nite shows. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 01:35, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

== Deleted? ==
It really isn't that prominate. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 20:43, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
:Eight appearances of shows connected to Nickelodeon is actually quite prominent in my opinion. '''Keep.''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:28, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
::What is this jargle? This page has been here for... *checks history*... Over a year... a fine way to treat it so shortly after its birthday (Nov 1)! This page meets all the requirements for a running gag page, and a misspelled claim that it's "not prominate" or "prominant" or "pomegranate" is not going to change that. '''Hard keep''' {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:51, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
:::I... see absolutely no reason to remove a perfectly legit fairly long-standing page. Plenty of references, so it definitely fits the criteria. Nothing more to say. Except it's *definitely* not "pomegranate". =P '''Keep'''. -{{User:YK/sig}} 04:36, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

== Richard Scarry ==

I don't think we should list The Stick dressed as Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm here. Lowly Worm did not originally appear on Nickelodeon, but rather in the multitudes of books Scarry wrote that were far more popular than the TV series ever was, and which had no connection to Nickelodeon at all. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But there were never any pictures of Lowly Worm dressed like that in the books. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::Are you kidding me? the barbershop when i was a kid had the books and he was ALWAYS dressed like that. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I concur, that's the iconic image of Lowly Worm right there. I had never even heard of this TV series until I read this page. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:56, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Super Mud

2009-04-01T02:20:37Z

Guard Duck: unless that's the name of some extremely obscure tune, it ain't an appearance

[[Image:Super mud.png|thumb|Three "fines" of ground muddy goodness]]
'''Super Mud''' is a product mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[date]]. It is apparently a type of liquefied dirt — packaged in a coffee can — that has a high degree of quality, or at least possesses some exceptional trait. It is sold in cans weighing 40 ounces and claims to be "fine, fine, fine ground".

While on a date with [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]] unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which [[Strong Bad]] had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto her face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his New Secret Security Camera Monitor, he was heartily amused: "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine."

==Appearances==

*'''Debut:''' Email [[date]]

[[Category:Products]]

Talk:Nickelodeon

2009-04-01T02:18:00Z

Guard Duck: /**/Richard Scarry

Nickelodeon

2009-04-01T02:15:15Z

Guard Duck:

[[Image:Slimed Marzipan.PNG|thumb|You can't do that on Homestar Runner.]]
The programming of the long-running children's channel, '''[[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]]''', has inspired some short gags in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] worked for the channel at least once, when they animated a cartoon for the Nick Jr. show ''[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba!|Yo Gabba Gabba!]]''

== Appearances ==
*Email [[12:00]] (Easter egg) — One of the tapes in the VCR reads "YCDTOTV Season 2", for the show ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|You Can't Do That on Television]]''.
*[[Puppet Time]] — [[Homestar Runner]] drops off a video of ''[[Wikipedia:Watch Mr. Wizard|Mr. Wizard]]''.
*Email [[for kids]] — In [[Strong Bad]]'s children show, he asks viewers to help him find [[The Cheat]]. This is similar to early episodes of ''[[Wikipedia:Blue's Clues|Blue's Clues]]'' that began with Steve asking the viewers to help find Blue.
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]] — [[Li'l Brudder]] scrapes across the show's logo as [[Wikipedia:SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]] does in the opening of his show.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — [[What's Her Face]] asks [[The Ugly One]] if her party will be "[[Wikipedia:Nick at Nite|Nick-at-Nite]] themed again".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Homestar dresses as Artie from ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete and Pete]],'' [[Bubs]] dresses as Ross from ''YCDTOTV'', and [[Marzipan]] gets slimed for saying "I don't know" (like the cast of YCDOTV occasionally did). [[The Stick]] is dressed as Lowly Worm from [[Wikipedia: The Busy World of Richard Scarry|The Busy World of Richard Scarry]]. The Cheat dresses as Penfold from [[Wikipedia: DangerMouse|DangerMouse]].
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] ([[Decemberween Short Shorts#DVD Commentary|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says the shot of Coach Z's butt reminds him of ''[[Wikipedia:Ren and Stimpy|Ren and Stimpy]]''. [[Mike Chapman]] says there might have been butt dancing in "Happy Happy Joy Joy", a song from that show.
*[[Toikey TV]] — The title is a parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Turkey Television|Turkey TV]]''.
*[[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-02-28|Sketchbook]] — The entry "Puddin' Patch Friends" includes a drawing of [[Wikipedia:Dora the Explorer|Dora the Explorer]].
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — [[Coach Z]] dresses up as DJ Lance Rock from ''Yo Gabba Gabba!''.
*Email [[original]] ([[original#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — Bubs says that [[Original Bubs]] looks like ''[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern Life]]''.

== See Also ==
*[[Looney Tunes]]
*[[The Muppets]]
*[[Peanuts]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[Sesame Street]]

[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

User:Guard Duck/sig

2009-04-01T00:43:45Z

Guard Duck: on second thought, this should at least make a bit of sense

— http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/hr.png[[User:Guard Duck|'''''Bub''''''''''sty''''']] [[User talk:Guard Duck|'''''My''''' '''''talk''''']]

User:Guard Duck/sig

2009-04-01T00:42:26Z

Guard Duck: this has probably been done before, but...

— http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/hr.png[[User:Bubsty|'''''Bub''''''''''sty''''']] [[User talk:Bubsty|'''''My''''' '''''talk''''']]

Talk:Fully Human Characters

2009-03-31T23:24:27Z

Guard Duck: /* Page title */ drop the "clearly" please

== Minor humans ==

What about minor characters like the guitar player from [[for kids]] and the hot '60s looking girls and SBASAF personnel from [[space program]]? Do entries on this page have to have more prominent roles? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:00, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

::You could create a "minor characters" category. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 22:37, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
== Biscuit Hands ==
If Biscuit Dough Hands Man has biscuits for hands, he wouldn't be CLEARLY a human, would he? [[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]] 11:42, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
:I agreee. He's human "except for...". This theory could be applied to a lot of characters, most notably, Strong Mad and the members of TGS.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 21:56, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

== Page title ==

Is there something better than "Clearly human characters" that we could consider? I realize it's subtly different from "Human characters", but it just seems not-quite-right to me. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:03, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, I thought about that when I made [[Human characters]] as a redirect. It kinda reminds me of how "Obviously Phony Aliases" was changed to "[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]". I think we should change it to "Human characters" or something similar. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 15:16, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
::Possibly "Human-like Characters"? --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 20:19, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
:::"Humanoid characters?" --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:57, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Humanoid Characters? C'mon. That sounds like their robots. In my opinion, it should be "Human-like Characters", like TSG3 said. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 14:08, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Strong Bad could be considered a humanoid character... {{User:Mee/sig}} 14:36, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
'''Keep''' the title! {{User:HAJ/sig}} 17:53, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

How about just we just drop the "Clearly" and have '''Human Characters'''? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 11:00, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
:I agree fully. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 19:47, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

I think human references or something of that nature would be good
[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 22:27, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
:I know this discussion has been dead for almost a year now, but I'd like to bring it up again, just because the word "Clearly" jumps out at me. I think a move to '''Human Characters''' would work nicely. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 23:24, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Sbemailiarized!

2009-03-30T06:05:31Z

Guard Duck: /* External Links */ this uh, shouldn't be here...

{{toonnav|Big Toon|careerday|DNA Evidence|Kick-A-Ball}}
{{subtitlesLinks|careerday}}
[[Image:Sbemailiarized!.png|thumb|insert caption here]]

What separates a [[Strong Bad Email]] from a regular cartoon? Apparently, not that much!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

'''Places:'''

'''Date:''' Monday, March 30, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Terminal D6!!

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|DorianGray}}

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.html|watch "Sbemailiarized!"]]
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemailiarized!"]]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Sbemailiarized!

2009-03-30T06:04:52Z

Guard Duck: forgot tag

{{toonnav|Big Toon|careerday|DNA Evidence|Kick-A-Ball}}
{{subtitlesLinks|careerday}}
[[Image:Sbemailiarized!.png|thumb|insert caption here]]

What separates a [[Strong Bad Email]] from a regular cartoon? Apparently, not that much!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

'''Places:'''

'''Date:''' Monday, March 30, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Terminal D6!!

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|DorianGray}}

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.html|watch "Sbemailiarized!"]]
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemailiarized!"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Sbemailiarized!

2009-03-30T06:04:31Z

Guard Duck: image (minus creative caption which I have no time for)

{{toonnav|Big Toon|careerday|DNA Evidence|Kick-A-Ball}}
{{subtitlesLinks|careerday}}
[[Image:Sbemailiarized!|thumb|insert caption here]]

What separates a [[Strong Bad Email]] from a regular cartoon? Apparently, not that much!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

'''Places:'''

'''Date:''' Monday, March 30, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Terminal D6!!

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|DorianGray}}

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.html|watch "Sbemailiarized!"]]
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemailiarized!"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Template:whatsnew

2009-03-30T06:03:17Z

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====March 30, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[Sbemailiarized!]] {{watch|sbemailiarized.html}}

====March 26, 2009====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: 1936 graffiti
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: this no go so well

====March 17, 2009====
{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[Kick-A-Ball]] {{watch|kickball.html}}

====March 16, 2009====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:4gregs.html|Four Gregs Shirt]]

====March 10, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[Career Day]] {{watch|careerday.html}}

====March 2, 2009====
*{{u|mam}} [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]] {{watch|answer16.html}}

====February 24, 2009====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:hozipho.html|Homestar Hoodie]]

====February 16, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[4 Gregs]] {{watch|4gregs.html}}


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File:Sbemailiarized!.png

2009-03-30T06:02:28Z

Guard Duck: The Sbemailiarized! logo (from Sbemailiarized!)

== Summary ==
The Sbemailiarized! logo (from [[Sbemailiarized!]])
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

Sbemailiarized!

2009-03-30T06:00:52Z

Guard Duck: /* External Links */ adding external links

{{toonnav|Big Toon|careerday|DNA Evidence|Kick-A-Ball}}
{{subtitlesLinks|careerday}}

What separates a [[Strong Bad Email]] from a regular cartoon? Apparently, not that much!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

'''Places:'''

'''Date:''' Monday, March 30, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Terminal D6!!

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|DorianGray}}

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.html|watch "Sbemailiarized!"]]
*[[HR:sbemailiarized.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemailiarized!"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Talk:Husky Head

2009-03-29T23:50:28Z

Guard Duck: added template to talk

{{tbd}}
I have many promblems [sic] with this page I have made that I am unable to fix as a rather ignorant user:

*I couldn't find an image appropriate for this topic.
*Many misspellings I could not handle.
*Lack of completeness

Additionally, there are some things to think about

*Is this page needed?
*Do we need to have more examples?
*Are we too in-deph?
*Did I misspell in-deph?

--[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 22:21, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
:Overall, I'm ''neutral'', but it does seem to meet the basic criteria for a page: five good appearances, unique to the H*R universe. Good prize, DING! Also, I cleaned up some of the problems such as rampant misspellings, improper punctuation and added a picture. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 22:56, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Bubsty

2009-03-29T03:39:59Z

Guard Duck: /**/New signature?

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2

2009-03-28T19:44:58Z

Guard Duck: /* Inside References */ .

{{mamnav|14|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2}}
[[Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|thumb|"They need all the firepower they can get."]]

In this installment, Coach Z has shin tryouts, Strong Sad plans [[Holidays|April Fools]] pranks, Crack Stuntman gives guns to pandas, Strong Bad imitates a phone robot, and Homestar doesn't know what he's talking about.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Crack Stuntman}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 5, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:06

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

== Transcript ==

=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheatgrass-tini, in my wheatgrass-kini. Please leave a mauka-makai-message.

=== Message 6 ===
'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Coach Z! Just calling to remind yous that spring shin tryouts are just around the corner. Don't forget to bring your shin-guards and your shin-pads and your shin-protectors and your shin-rub. Uh, don't worry about shin-balls, we'll provide those, but this'll be your week to bring the shin-snack, so, you know, bring orange slices or some Cheetos or... Pretty much anything orange works for a good shin-snack. And get ready to scrimmage our bitter rivals: ''{Pause}'' Skins.

=== Message 5 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Homestar... and, um... crap. What was I calling you for? I was gonna ask you something... about... something. Aw, never mind. If I think of it, I'll call you back. Now give me that beep!

=== Message 4 ===
'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, hello? This is the King of April Fool's Day pranks, calling her Majesty, the Queen of April Fool's Day pranks. Remember that time we replaced everybody's toilet paper with 100% post-consumer recycled toilet paper? Nobody knew what hit 'em! Literally, they didn't know... that we had done that! So for this year, I was thinking we could make everyone a cinnamon-apple crisp, but tell them it's a ginger-apple crumble. I know, I know, I'm so bad! But we could get in some serious trouble for this one. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be talking about it on the phone. Uh, uh, ''{begins talking at a faster pace}'' slow-pitch racquetball? I'd love to play slow-pitch racquetball! In fact, that's what this whole conversation's been about. Okay, so l-long!

=== Message 3 ===
'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Hello, Marzipan. ''Thiiiiis'' is Crack Stuntman. I'm the handsome actor that's handsomely paid to do the voice of ''{pauses; attempting to remember the name}'' Gunhaver ''{pronounces it "Gun-hay-ver"}'' on the Cheat Command-show. As national spokesperson for a charitable wildlife organization, I'm demanding that you stop protesting in our rallies! ''{Pistols for Pandas poster appears}'' Pistols for Pandas is a just cause! These are stupid, fat, slow creatures we're talking about. They need all the firepower they can get. Last year alone, the PFP put handguns in the paws of no fewer than 300 underprivileged and unarmed pandas. And what do you care? People like you don't even eat panda! This is Crack Stuntman, signing off. And signing autographs at the North Garden Ridges Hills Mall this Saturday! ''{sings to the tune of the "Buy all our playsets and toys!" theme}'' Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!

=== Message 2 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jerkily throughout, as if he's an automated phone robot}'' Hello—Marzipan. This is—Nadine—Automatedmenuburger—calling from—Trusted—Financial—Institution. To check on the status of an existing gigantic butt, please press or say—"gigantobutt"—now. Or—to place a new—six foot Italian sub—in—Strong Bad—'s—hands, please hang up—and do that mess—right now. I'm sorry—I didn't catch that. I think you said—"gigantobutt". If this is correct, please press or say—"yes". I'm sorry—I think you said—"yes". If this is correct, please press or say—"total yes". I'm sorry—I didn't catch that. Let's start again. To check on the status—of an existing butt that's so big it has its own Congressman, please press or say— ''{Gets cut off by the beep}''

=== Message 1 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Marzipan, I remembered what it was! I'm actively sinking in quicksand! So, if you have any vines or roots that you can toss my way, I would be really, really still alive. Now bring that beep back!

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Homestar Quicksand MAM14.2.png|thumb|"Somewheres, out theres..."]]
*After the last message, click on the tape holder:
:''{Homestar is in the Field at nighttime, sitting in the [[Kiddie Pool]] from [[stunt double]], which is full of sand, and has a telephone in it. The sign on the sandbox reads "QUiCK SAnD"}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sighs and sings}'' Somewheres, out theres... ''{a shooting star goes overhead}''
{{clear}}

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*"Skins" as a team name refers to the practice of playing pick-up games in certain sports as [[Wikipedia:Shirts and Skins|Shirts and Skins]].
*[[Wikipedia:Wheatgrass|Wheatgrass]] is a vitamin-rich plant used in many health foods.
*''[[Wiktionary:lanai|Lanai]]'' is the Hawaiian word for 'porch'.
*''Mauka'' is Hawaiian for "toward the mountains", and ''makai'' is Hawaiian for "toward the ocean".
*[[Wikipedia:United States House of Representatives|Congressional districts]] are apportioned to states based on relative population size.
*Slow-pitch racquetball is not the name of a real sport, but rather a combination of [[Wikipedia:Softball#Types of softball|Slow Pitch softball]] and [[Wikipedia:Racquetball|racquetball]].

===Trivia===
*This is the first Marzipan's Answering Machine to show a location other than Marzipan's house.

===Remarks===
*The wheatgrasstini that Marzipan is drinking might be another example of [[alcohol]].

===Inside References===
*"Wheatgrasstini" and "Wheatgrasskini" are examples of [[portmanteaus]].
*Coach Z's message may be a reference to Marzipan's [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|lack of visible legs]] (though Marzipan herself claims to have shins in [[date]]).
*QUiCK SAnD is another case of [[Lowercase i's]].
*Trusted Financial Institution is an example of a [[Nondescript Noun]].
*The logo for [[Pistols For Pandas]] has a picture of a [[Bears|panda]] with two [[guns]] for eyebrows.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar sings the [[song]] "Somewhere Out There" (which was also mentioned and sung by Strong Bad in the commentary for [[rock opera]]) from ''[[Wikipedia:An American Tail|An American Tail]]'', but adds an "s" to the end of "somewhere" and "there".
*Homestar's second reference to the beep, "Bring that beep back!," refers to a [[Wikipedia:Sampling (music)|sample]] used in a handful of early '90s DJ tunes, in which the DJ stops the music and a voice yells "Bring that beat back!" This is prominently used in the song "Spin That Wheel" by Hi Tek 3 on the soundtrack to the [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie]] and in "[[Wikipedia:Justified and Ancient|Justified and Ancient (Stand by the JAMs)]]" by [[Wikipedia:The KLF|The KLF]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cheetos|Cheetos]] are an orange, cheese-flavored snack food.

===Fast Forward===
*Crack Stuntman appears in person in [[An Important Rap Song]] with visors that say "Pistols for Pandas".

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer14.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2"]]
*[[HR:answer14.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2"]]
*[[Forum:10927|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

{{subtitlesLinks|answer14}}

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Talk:The Even Stevens

2009-03-25T01:11:28Z

Guard Duck: /* Notable? */

{{tbd}}
== Notable? ==
To me, this seems like a very minor one-off joke that appeared in a single toon and is unlikely to ever appear again. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:39, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
:Agree'd.--{{User:T3H_CH3K7_888/sig}} 18:05, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
::Agree'd'd. If it ''is'' kept separate, it needs some work. A picture, perhaps? {{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 22:27, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I say '''delete''' it, or merge it into a possible "[[List of sports teams]]" page of some sort. [[User:WarxePB|WarxePB]] 00:18, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
::::That might not be a bad idea. It could also have "Foreign Object Bros" "Facepaint Connection" "Pile of Electronics" "Homestar's Knees Tech" "Team Kneepads (possibly a "see main article")" etc etc... (Maybe call it Minor Sports Teams or something) -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.151.241|132.183.151.241]] 00:39, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::I do like the idea of a Minor Sports Teams page. Regardless of that decision, however, this page definitely needs to go. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:11, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

The Even Stevens

2009-03-25T01:09:57Z

Guard Duck: Although I approve of it's deletion, the page should at least look a little nice.

[[Image:Kickball.png|thumb|right|The Even Stevens vs. Little Stevie and the Evens.]]
{{tbd}}

The Even Stevens are a kick-ball team, lead by [[Homestar Runner]], that played against Little Stevie and the Evens in the toon [[Kick-A-Ball]].

Due to Homestar's inability to pick teams correctly, the team consisted of Homestar Runner, [[Pom-Pom]], and, due to a surprise twist at the end, [[Strong Sad]]. The Even Stevens won the game, 127 to 125.

User talk:TyGuy9797

2009-03-25T00:06:11Z

Guard Duck: /* Welcome! */

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Anyway, welcome. You seem to be having a little bit of trouble with your userpage. Technical, I mean. You can go to [[Help:Editing|this page]] to get some help on that. You can also make a signature like this: {{User:T3H_CH3K7_888/sig}}. Find out how to [[Help:Signature|here]]. One ground rule: have fun! (there are other rules too, but still.)--{{User:T3H_CH3K7_888/sig}} 14:20, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

:Also, I've noticed that you've made [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:TyGuy9797&curid=47503&action=history consecutive edits to the same page]. Use the '''Show Preview''' button to see what your changes will look like before you save them.--{{User:T3H_CH3K7_888/sig}} 14:53, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
::I'd sort of like to add one to what The Chekt 888 just said. If you use Show Preview, it saves Recent Changes from being flooded with edits, as you're doing right now. While it isn't that big of a deal, it can make it frustrating for those who are looking back at past edits. Basically, it'd be great if you could press the "show preview" button to the right of the "save page" button when you're about to edit. Thanks a million! {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 00:06, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

No Hands On Deck!

2009-03-23T06:07:37Z

Guard Duck: /* Fast Forward */ similarly, I'd hardly call this a Fast Forward-worthy notice

{{toonnavfulllink|Shorts|HR:deck.html|Summer Short Shorts|KOT's VOQPCS!}}
[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|200px|thumb|"I'm gonna go build a deck!"]]

Homestar decides to build a deck... ''with galvanized nails!''

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 14, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:07

'''Page title:''' Homestar Decker-Slaney!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==

''{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan. As he speaks for her, he moves her head with a string.}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' ...and they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. ''{jumps up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck!

''{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' I gots to find me a new man.

''{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town!

''{The King of Town spits out a remote control.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna build a deck!

''{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

''{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am the Deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!

''{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.

''{Homestar disappears under the covers.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have ''got'' to get my prescription changed!

''{"The Local Newspapes" appears with headline "No Hands On Deck!!"}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood. He also has a toothpick in his mouth, which remains for the rest of the toon.}''

'''BUBS:''' Now what's all this about, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using galvanized nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvani' nai'.''

'''BUBS:''' Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some ''{Homestar's head turns into an older animation style, and he speaks accordingly}'' marshmallows ''{Homestar's head and voice turn back to normal}'' too!

'''BUBS:''' And I like to dance! ''{beat plays and Bubs does a little dance}'' Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Make it a seven-er.

'''BUBS:''' Aroo-got it!

''{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Galvanized, you don't say?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, "My Good/Great Deck". I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.

'''COACH Z:''' What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical! I can be the orphan! ''{Coach Z switches his hat to a flat cap and starts singing}'' Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one, Coach. A ''{the shot zooms in with each of the next three words}'' really... really... good one. Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. ''{leaves}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holds up four Tony awards}'' But what abrat my four Tony Awards?

''{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one... Peow! ''{a small cloud of dust appears, but nothing happens}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' ... Ahem...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's try that again. Peow! ''{runs off, leaving behind another small cloud of dust}''

''{Music plays. Homestar marches forward super-imposed on top of a hammer and saw working on two separate pieces of wood. The scene switches to show a small Homestar being hammered into a plank of wood repeatedly. The scene switches again, showing a saw sawing wood mirrored in four orientations while Homestar flies forward on a pile of lumber. A second pile flies by in the opposite direction. The scene switches to a tabletop, where a tiny Homestar marches, leading a number of galvanized nails out of the box. A larger Homestar rises up from behind, watching them then begins to groove with the music.}''

''{Music ends. Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, holding cans of Melonade}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause ''you'' were building it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too!

''{Looks out over The Field, which is now completely covered in wood.}

'''BUBS:''' But I think I could get used to this!

''{Cut back to Bubs and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!

'''BUBS:''' I'll drink to that! ''{Bubs and Homestar chink their cans in a toast.}''

''{Cut back to the image of the wooden field. Wooden clouds can now be seen as well. The screen reads "end." and "back."}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png|thumb|Mudder-Dee-Doo!]]
*When Homestar says he'll make a musical, click on the locker handle to the left of him to see a [[playbill]] for it.

:The bill reads:
{{playbill|My Good/ Great Deck|A picture of Homestar looking determinedly at three galvanized nails|3=<div style="text-align: center; width: 12em; margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em auto; background-color: yellow; -moz-border-radius: 150px;">featuring: 'Where Is My Mudder- Dee-Doo?'</div>A Three Act Opt-In Musical Rant by Homestar Runner (now with 50% more Rappaport!)}}

*At the end of the cartoon, click the second tree to the left to see a brief scene with a few characters in a 'wooded' environment.

:''{A lumber-covered Cardboard Marzipan is standing on the deck. Homestar peeks out from under a plank and manipulates her with the string.}''
:'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Oh, Homestar, I'm so proud of you!
:''{Cut to Strong Mad, similarly boxed in with lumber.}''
:'''STRONG MAD''': ME TOO!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Galvanization|Galvanization]] is the process of coating steel or iron with zinc to reduce corrosion. Thus, galvanized nails are zinc-coated nails.
**Using galvanized nails with ACQ [[Wikipedia:Pressure treated lumber#Preservatives|pressure treated]] deck lumber will lead to electrolysis which will [http://www.sutherlands.com/acq.htm corrode] nails very quickly, leading to an unsightly and possibly unstable deck.
*[[Wikipedia:Vulcanization|Vulcanization]] is the curing of rubber. This makes the rubber harder and more durable.
*The term "Ham and Egger" refers to a mediocre or bland athlete, a reference to the fact that ham and eggs is an "ordinary" meal. The slang term was widely used in the world of professional boxing, where it meant either an ordinary grade sparring partner or a palooka, a loser. A "ham and egger" is the opposite of a contender. It was also used in professional wrestling, referring to a wrestler who routinely lost in opening matches and wouldn't make much money, but would still get paid enough to buy a simple meal. The wrestling meaning was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Bobby Heenan|Bobby "The Brain" Heenan]].
*Feeding ducks "through a tube" refers to a technique used to enlarge duck livers for the preparation of [[Wikipedia:Foie gras|foie gras]] by force-feeding cornmeal down the throat several times a day. The alleged harmful effects of this technique are debated among environmental activists and foie gras producers. At the time of this toon's release, the [[Wikipedia:Associated Press|Associated Press]] and other major news organizations were running stories on the Chicago ban on foie gras that went into effect on the released date of the toon. Treatment to birds is also mentioned in [[the chair]].
*[[Apothecary|Apothecaries]], from the Middle Ages through the 19th century, filled roles analogous to modern pharmacists.
*The [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony Award]] is an award given for merit in live American theater, particularly on [[Wikipedia:Broadway theatre|Broadway]].
*The call, "all hands on deck" is used on naval vessels to request that all available personnel to report to the top-most deck of the ship. This command is usually given in an emergency such as a fire.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|200px|thumb|"All the decks fit to print"]]
*This toon's loading screen reads "[[Irregular Loading Screens|loadinate]]".

*The newspaper reads...
<blockquote>
----
<big><big>The Local Newspapes
----
NO HANDS ON DECK!!</big> 
Area Man To Build Deck</big> 
[[Free Country, USA|FCUSA]] - The world waits with baited breath 
as local [[ham]] n' [[Eggs|egger]] Homestar Runner 
prepares to break ground on a wooden 
deck-like Structure of what can only be 
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'

The 'Deckeman?'

<big>Strong Sad Unavailable 
For Comment!</big> 
''Last seen at local [[apothecary]] Bubs' Concession''
</blockquote>
*The last time [[melonade]] was mentioned was in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], but was actually seen last in [[anything]].
*The toon was originally put on the site without the Easter eggs and the wood covered clouds. These were added a few hours later.
*The phrase "with baited breath" is a common misspelling of the phrase "with bated breath", meaning "in extreme anticipation".
*The cans of Melonade Bubs and Homestar are drinking at the end are marked "12 fl. oz."
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard when Homestar jumps up and runs away in the opening scene.
*When the toon first came out, on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] it said "All Hands On Deck!". Later, it said "No Hands On Deck!".

===Remarks===
*If you look at the shadows for the "End" and "Back" buttons, "End"'s shadow is stretched out, while "Back"'s is more flat.

===Goofs===
*There is a tiny dot above Homestar's lip in the first scene when he squints his eyes and says says "I gotta level with you"
*When Homestar says "Make it a seven-er", his workbelt shifts ever so slightly, making it look like it's going through his body instead of around it.
*It is typical that Homestar's eyes face a different direction when they are viewed in a close up view, because of this, Homestar's eyes flip when the camera zooms in on Homestar and Bubs at the end.

===Glitches===
*You can still click on the Musical Easter Egg after the screen cuts to Coach Z, even though the locker handle isn't there.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Nohandsondeck oldversionhomestar.png|thumb|"Maybe we can eat some... ''Marshmallows''... too!"]]
*The title of the short and the newspaper headline refer to Homestar's [[lack of visible arms]].
*"Cardboard Marzipan" originated in [[Happy Fireworks]].
*The King of Town is eating the remote control of the [[Telebision]].
*Just as in the email [[pom pom]], Pom Pom operates the camera while someone else holds the boom mic.
*Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in [[funny]].
*As Homestar says "marshmallows", his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] form. He said it the same way in [[Homestar Talker]].
*Bubs's dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*The music behind Bubs's dance is the same music that played when Strong Bad simulated the "Hammer Pants" hairstyle on Strong Mad's eyebrows in [[haircut]].
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series.
*Homestar's line, "...if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon," [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]].
*The Cheat was also seen knitting in [[Seasonal Sweaters]].
*Homestar's intonation of "Peow!" while dashing off screen is similar to Strong Bad's in [[garage sale]].
*This is the first mention of [[Feeding Through a Tube]].

===Real-World References===
*The name "Homestar Decker-Slaney" is a reference to U.S. middle-distance runner [[Wikipedia:Mary Decker|Mary Decker-Slaney]].
*The name "Rappaport" may be a reference to Herb Gardner's Tony award winning play "[[Wikipedia:I'm Not Rappaport|I'm Not Rappaport]]" or to stage and film actor [[Wikipedia:Michael Rapaport|Michael Rapaport]].
*"'Kipedia" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. The 'Kipedia article on [[Wikipedia:Deck (building)|decks]] did not mention any nails at the time the toon was created, galvanized or otherwise. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Deck_%28building%29&oldid=63676894]
*Homestar standing on the couch to announce his intention to build a deck is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]]'s infamous sofa stand on ''[[Wikipedia: The Oprah Winfrey Show|The Oprah Winfrey Show]]''.

===Fast Forward===
* In [[Baddest of the Bands]], Bubs builds stages with galvanized nails.

==DVD Version==
*By pressing the angle button on your DVD remote, you can access the "My Good/Great Deck" playbill Easter egg.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{pronounced slightly differently each time}'' Foie gras. Foie gras. Foie gras.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Foie gras? Why are you talkin' about foie gras, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Uh oh, now I'm going to be with Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, all of the sudden.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Out of the blue! Look—

'''MIKE:''' Tell me about Cardboard Marzipan, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Who?

'''MIKE:''' Cardboard Marzipan?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Marzipan. You mean Marzipan, my girlfriend.

'''MIKE:''' The cardboard Marzipan that you control.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I wish I could control Marzipan. She's one independent lady, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah...

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll you that much.

'''MIKE:''' What happened—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' Does that explain you being in bed with Strong Sad?

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, well, I was on my way to build a deck.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' And I turned—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Are you Area Man?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm an Area Man, definitely.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I turned to the right.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Next thing I know—

'''MIKE:''' Strong Sad's bed?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' Don't take that right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No, sir.

'''MIKE:''' Never take that right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping}'' I boarded it up afterwards will my extra decking.

'''MIKE:''' Birded it up?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boarded.

'''MIKE:''' Birded.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boarded.

'''MIKE:''' So how would you say the word "birded"?

'''HOMESTAR:''' What does that mean?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' I don't know but it sounds like "birded" and "boarded" would be pronounced the same by you.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Like if a bird pooped on my head.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you were...

'''HOMESTAR:''' I got it. ''{drawn out}'' Birded.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Birded. ''{pause}'' Bubs is always good for a seven-er.

'''MIKE:''' A seven-oh? There was a beer called Burger Beer in Cincinnati that came in thirteen packs.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Thirteen-er.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wow. ''{pause}'' Yeah, which Rappaport do you think I'm talking about, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Michael.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' He's on that hot sitcom, right? The The War At Home, is that his?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I dunno. He's always— I always want him to be Benny from Dazed And Confused. ''{Mike laughs}'' But he's not.

'''MIKE:''' That's Cole Hauser.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I like that guy.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Did you have to look, uh... Did Matt have to look up what Tony awards look like?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, probably, Mike. I, you know... I don't know.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

''{pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I mean, listen to Marzipan! She's trying to undermine my deck-making abilities right there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' And everything.

'''MIKE:''' Why did you make her do that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I didn't make her do that, Mike! I mean, what are you talking about?

'''MIKE:''' Well...

'''HOMESTAR:''' That is my girlfriend, Mozipo.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs and then sighs}'' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That just sounds like somebody going ''{imitating the sound of a saw}''

'''MIKE:''' It might have been the aforementioned Matt doing that.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Who's that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, look, I'm dancing with some nails. I like the nail dance. ''{pause}'' Melonade melonade melonade.

'''MIKE:''' You like melonade again.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I do again. It made my head turn old. It made Bubs dance old. Yep.

'''MIKE:''' So what happened to that stuff? Did you have to take it down?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, they made me tear it all up.

'''MIKE:''' It didn't pass code, did it?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Dry rot.

'''MIKE:''' It sounds painful.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Termites.

===Fun Facts===
*''[[Wikipedia:The War at Home (TV series)|The War at Home]]'' is an American sitcom starring Michael Rappaport, that ran two seasons between 2005 and 2007 on Fox.
*''[[Wikipedia:Dazed and Confused (film)|Dazed and Confused]]'' is a 1993 film about the last day of school for a group of Texas teenagers in 1976. Despite a large ensemble cast, Michael Rappaport is not in the film.
*[[Wikipedia:Dry rot|Dry rot]] is decay of cured lumber by fungi in the absence of water.

==External Links==
*[[Hr:deck.html|watch "No Hands On Deck!"]]
*[[Hr:deck.swf|view the Flash file for "No Hands On Deck!"]]
*[[Forum:9492|forum thread re: "No Hands On Deck!"]]

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No Hands On Deck!

2009-03-23T06:05:58Z

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[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|200px|thumb|"I'm gonna go build a deck!"]]

Homestar decides to build a deck... ''with galvanized nails!''

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 14, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:07

'''Page title:''' Homestar Decker-Slaney!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==

''{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan. As he speaks for her, he moves her head with a string.}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' ...and they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. ''{jumps up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck!

''{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' I gots to find me a new man.

''{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town!

''{The King of Town spits out a remote control.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna build a deck!

''{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

''{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am the Deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!

''{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.

''{Homestar disappears under the covers.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have ''got'' to get my prescription changed!

''{"The Local Newspapes" appears with headline "No Hands On Deck!!"}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood. He also has a toothpick in his mouth, which remains for the rest of the toon.}''

'''BUBS:''' Now what's all this about, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using galvanized nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvani' nai'.''

'''BUBS:''' Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some ''{Homestar's head turns into an older animation style, and he speaks accordingly}'' marshmallows ''{Homestar's head and voice turn back to normal}'' too!

'''BUBS:''' And I like to dance! ''{beat plays and Bubs does a little dance}'' Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Make it a seven-er.

'''BUBS:''' Aroo-got it!

''{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Galvanized, you don't say?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, "My Good/Great Deck". I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.

'''COACH Z:''' What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical! I can be the orphan! ''{Coach Z switches his hat to a flat cap and starts singing}'' Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one, Coach. A ''{the shot zooms in with each of the next three words}'' really... really... good one. Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. ''{leaves}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holds up four Tony awards}'' But what abrat my four Tony Awards?

''{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one... Peow! ''{a small cloud of dust appears, but nothing happens}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' ... Ahem...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's try that again. Peow! ''{runs off, leaving behind another small cloud of dust}''

''{Music plays. Homestar marches forward super-imposed on top of a hammer and saw working on two separate pieces of wood. The scene switches to show a small Homestar being hammered into a plank of wood repeatedly. The scene switches again, showing a saw sawing wood mirrored in four orientations while Homestar flies forward on a pile of lumber. A second pile flies by in the opposite direction. The scene switches to a tabletop, where a tiny Homestar marches, leading a number of galvanized nails out of the box. A larger Homestar rises up from behind, watching them then begins to groove with the music.}''

''{Music ends. Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, holding cans of Melonade}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause ''you'' were building it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too!

''{Looks out over The Field, which is now completely covered in wood.}

'''BUBS:''' But I think I could get used to this!

''{Cut back to Bubs and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!

'''BUBS:''' I'll drink to that! ''{Bubs and Homestar chink their cans in a toast.}''

''{Cut back to the image of the wooden field. Wooden clouds can now be seen as well. The screen reads "end." and "back."}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png|thumb|Mudder-Dee-Doo!]]
*When Homestar says he'll make a musical, click on the locker handle to the left of him to see a [[playbill]] for it.

:The bill reads:
{{playbill|My Good/ Great Deck|A picture of Homestar looking determinedly at three galvanized nails|3=<div style="text-align: center; width: 12em; margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em auto; background-color: yellow; -moz-border-radius: 150px;">featuring: 'Where Is My Mudder- Dee-Doo?'</div>A Three Act Opt-In Musical Rant by Homestar Runner (now with 50% more Rappaport!)}}

*At the end of the cartoon, click the second tree to the left to see a brief scene with a few characters in a 'wooded' environment.

:''{A lumber-covered Cardboard Marzipan is standing on the deck. Homestar peeks out from under a plank and manipulates her with the string.}''
:'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Oh, Homestar, I'm so proud of you!
:''{Cut to Strong Mad, similarly boxed in with lumber.}''
:'''STRONG MAD''': ME TOO!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Galvanization|Galvanization]] is the process of coating steel or iron with zinc to reduce corrosion. Thus, galvanized nails are zinc-coated nails.
**Using galvanized nails with ACQ [[Wikipedia:Pressure treated lumber#Preservatives|pressure treated]] deck lumber will lead to electrolysis which will [http://www.sutherlands.com/acq.htm corrode] nails very quickly, leading to an unsightly and possibly unstable deck.
*[[Wikipedia:Vulcanization|Vulcanization]] is the curing of rubber. This makes the rubber harder and more durable.
*The term "Ham and Egger" refers to a mediocre or bland athlete, a reference to the fact that ham and eggs is an "ordinary" meal. The slang term was widely used in the world of professional boxing, where it meant either an ordinary grade sparring partner or a palooka, a loser. A "ham and egger" is the opposite of a contender. It was also used in professional wrestling, referring to a wrestler who routinely lost in opening matches and wouldn't make much money, but would still get paid enough to buy a simple meal. The wrestling meaning was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Bobby Heenan|Bobby "The Brain" Heenan]].
*Feeding ducks "through a tube" refers to a technique used to enlarge duck livers for the preparation of [[Wikipedia:Foie gras|foie gras]] by force-feeding cornmeal down the throat several times a day. The alleged harmful effects of this technique are debated among environmental activists and foie gras producers. At the time of this toon's release, the [[Wikipedia:Associated Press|Associated Press]] and other major news organizations were running stories on the Chicago ban on foie gras that went into effect on the released date of the toon. Treatment to birds is also mentioned in [[the chair]].
*[[Apothecary|Apothecaries]], from the Middle Ages through the 19th century, filled roles analogous to modern pharmacists.
*The [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony Award]] is an award given for merit in live American theater, particularly on [[Wikipedia:Broadway theatre|Broadway]].
*The call, "all hands on deck" is used on naval vessels to request that all available personnel to report to the top-most deck of the ship. This command is usually given in an emergency such as a fire.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|200px|thumb|"All the decks fit to print"]]
*This toon's loading screen reads "[[Irregular Loading Screens|loadinate]]".

*The newspaper reads...
<blockquote>
----
<big><big>The Local Newspapes
----
NO HANDS ON DECK!!</big> 
Area Man To Build Deck</big> 
[[Free Country, USA|FCUSA]] - The world waits with baited breath 
as local [[ham]] n' [[Eggs|egger]] Homestar Runner 
prepares to break ground on a wooden 
deck-like Structure of what can only be 
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'

The 'Deckeman?'

<big>Strong Sad Unavailable 
For Comment!</big> 
''Last seen at local [[apothecary]] Bubs' Concession''
</blockquote>
*The last time [[melonade]] was mentioned was in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], but was actually seen last in [[anything]].
*The toon was originally put on the site without the Easter eggs and the wood covered clouds. These were added a few hours later.
*The phrase "with baited breath" is a common misspelling of the phrase "with bated breath", meaning "in extreme anticipation".
*The cans of Melonade Bubs and Homestar are drinking at the end are marked "12 fl. oz."
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard when Homestar jumps up and runs away in the opening scene.
*When the toon first came out, on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] it said "All Hands On Deck!". Later, it said "No Hands On Deck!".

===Remarks===
*If you look at the shadows for the "End" and "Back" buttons, "End"'s shadow is stretched out, while "Back"'s is more flat.

===Goofs===
*There is a tiny dot above Homestar's lip in the first scene when he squints his eyes and says says "I gotta level with you"
*When Homestar says "Make it a seven-er", his workbelt shifts ever so slightly, making it look like it's going through his body instead of around it.
*It is typical that Homestar's eyes face a different direction when they are viewed in a close up view, because of this, Homestar's eyes flip when the camera zooms in on Homestar and Bubs at the end.

===Glitches===
*You can still click on the Musical Easter Egg after the screen cuts to Coach Z, even though the locker handle isn't there.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Nohandsondeck oldversionhomestar.png|thumb|"Maybe we can eat some... ''Marshmallows''... too!"]]
*The title of the short and the newspaper headline refer to Homestar's [[lack of visible arms]].
*"Cardboard Marzipan" originated in [[Happy Fireworks]].
*The King of Town is eating the remote control of the [[Telebision]].
*Just as in the email [[pom pom]], Pom Pom operates the camera while someone else holds the boom mic.
*Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in [[funny]].
*As Homestar says "marshmallows", his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] form. He said it the same way in [[Homestar Talker]].
*Bubs's dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*The music behind Bubs's dance is the same music that played when Strong Bad simulated the "Hammer Pants" hairstyle on Strong Mad's eyebrows in [[haircut]].
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series.
*Homestar's line, "...if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon," [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]].
*The Cheat was also seen knitting in [[Seasonal Sweaters]].
*Homestar's intonation of "Peow!" while dashing off screen is similar to Strong Bad's in [[garage sale]].
*This is the first mention of [[Feeding Through a Tube]].

===Real-World References===
*The name "Homestar Decker-Slaney" is a reference to U.S. middle-distance runner [[Wikipedia:Mary Decker|Mary Decker-Slaney]].
*The name "Rappaport" may be a reference to Herb Gardner's Tony award winning play "[[Wikipedia:I'm Not Rappaport|I'm Not Rappaport]]" or to stage and film actor [[Wikipedia:Michael Rapaport|Michael Rapaport]].
*"'Kipedia" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. The 'Kipedia article on [[Wikipedia:Deck (building)|decks]] did not mention any nails at the time the toon was created, galvanized or otherwise. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Deck_%28building%29&oldid=63676894]
*Homestar standing on the couch to announce his intention to build a deck is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]]'s infamous sofa stand on ''[[Wikipedia: The Oprah Winfrey Show|The Oprah Winfrey Show]]''.

===Fast Forward===
* In [[looking old]] Strong Bad talks about eating through a tube.
* In [[Baddest of the Bands]], Bubs builds stages with galvanized nails.

==DVD Version==
*By pressing the angle button on your DVD remote, you can access the "My Good/Great Deck" playbill Easter egg.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{pronounced slightly differently each time}'' Foie gras. Foie gras. Foie gras.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Foie gras? Why are you talkin' about foie gras, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Uh oh, now I'm going to be with Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, all of the sudden.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Out of the blue! Look—

'''MIKE:''' Tell me about Cardboard Marzipan, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Who?

'''MIKE:''' Cardboard Marzipan?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Marzipan. You mean Marzipan, my girlfriend.

'''MIKE:''' The cardboard Marzipan that you control.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I wish I could control Marzipan. She's one independent lady, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah...

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll you that much.

'''MIKE:''' What happened—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' Does that explain you being in bed with Strong Sad?

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, well, I was on my way to build a deck.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' And I turned—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Are you Area Man?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm an Area Man, definitely.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I turned to the right.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Next thing I know—

'''MIKE:''' Strong Sad's bed?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' Don't take that right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No, sir.

'''MIKE:''' Never take that right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping}'' I boarded it up afterwards will my extra decking.

'''MIKE:''' Birded it up?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boarded.

'''MIKE:''' Birded.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boarded.

'''MIKE:''' So how would you say the word "birded"?

'''HOMESTAR:''' What does that mean?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' I don't know but it sounds like "birded" and "boarded" would be pronounced the same by you.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Like if a bird pooped on my head.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you were...

'''HOMESTAR:''' I got it. ''{drawn out}'' Birded.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Birded. ''{pause}'' Bubs is always good for a seven-er.

'''MIKE:''' A seven-oh? There was a beer called Burger Beer in Cincinnati that came in thirteen packs.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Thirteen-er.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wow. ''{pause}'' Yeah, which Rappaport do you think I'm talking about, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Michael.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' He's on that hot sitcom, right? The The War At Home, is that his?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I dunno. He's always— I always want him to be Benny from Dazed And Confused. ''{Mike laughs}'' But he's not.

'''MIKE:''' That's Cole Hauser.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I like that guy.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Did you have to look, uh... Did Matt have to look up what Tony awards look like?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, probably, Mike. I, you know... I don't know.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

''{pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I mean, listen to Marzipan! She's trying to undermine my deck-making abilities right there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' And everything.

'''MIKE:''' Why did you make her do that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I didn't make her do that, Mike! I mean, what are you talking about?

'''MIKE:''' Well...

'''HOMESTAR:''' That is my girlfriend, Mozipo.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs and then sighs}'' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That just sounds like somebody going ''{imitating the sound of a saw}''

'''MIKE:''' It might have been the aforementioned Matt doing that.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Who's that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, look, I'm dancing with some nails. I like the nail dance. ''{pause}'' Melonade melonade melonade.

'''MIKE:''' You like melonade again.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I do again. It made my head turn old. It made Bubs dance old. Yep.

'''MIKE:''' So what happened to that stuff? Did you have to take it down?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, they made me tear it all up.

'''MIKE:''' It didn't pass code, did it?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Dry rot.

'''MIKE:''' It sounds painful.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Termites.

===Fun Facts===
*''[[Wikipedia:The War at Home (TV series)|The War at Home]]'' is an American sitcom starring Michael Rappaport, that ran two seasons between 2005 and 2007 on Fox.
*''[[Wikipedia:Dazed and Confused (film)|Dazed and Confused]]'' is a 1993 film about the last day of school for a group of Texas teenagers in 1976. Despite a large ensemble cast, Michael Rappaport is not in the film.
*[[Wikipedia:Dry rot|Dry rot]] is decay of cured lumber by fungi in the absence of water.

==External Links==
*[[Hr:deck.html|watch "No Hands On Deck!"]]
*[[Hr:deck.swf|view the Flash file for "No Hands On Deck!"]]
*[[Forum:9492|forum thread re: "No Hands On Deck!"]]

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No Hands On Deck!

2009-03-23T06:05:28Z

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[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|200px|thumb|"I'm gonna go build a deck!"]]

Homestar decides to build a deck... ''with galvanized nails!''

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 14, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:07

'''Page title:''' Homestar Decker-Slaney!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==

''{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan. As he speaks for her, he moves her head with a string.}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' ...and they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. ''{jumps up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck!

''{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' I gots to find me a new man.

''{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town!

''{The King of Town spits out a remote control.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna build a deck!

''{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

''{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am the Deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!

''{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.

''{Homestar disappears under the covers.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have ''got'' to get my prescription changed!

''{"The Local Newspapes" appears with headline "No Hands On Deck!!"}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood. He also has a toothpick in his mouth, which remains for the rest of the toon.}''

'''BUBS:''' Now what's all this about, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using galvanized nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvani' nai'.''

'''BUBS:''' Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some ''{Homestar's head turns into an older animation style, and he speaks accordingly}'' marshmallows ''{Homestar's head and voice turn back to normal}'' too!

'''BUBS:''' And I like to dance! ''{beat plays and Bubs does a little dance}'' Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Make it a seven-er.

'''BUBS:''' Aroo-got it!

''{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Galvanized, you don't say?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, "My Good/Great Deck". I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.

'''COACH Z:''' What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical! I can be the orphan! ''{Coach Z switches his hat to a flat cap and starts singing}'' Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one, Coach. A ''{the shot zooms in with each of the next three words}'' really... really... good one. Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. ''{leaves}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holds up four Tony awards}'' But what abrat my four Tony Awards?

''{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one... Peow! ''{a small cloud of dust appears, but nothing happens}''

'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' ... Ahem...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's try that again. Peow! ''{runs off, leaving behind another small cloud of dust}''

''{Music plays. Homestar marches forward super-imposed on top of a hammer and saw working on two separate pieces of wood. The scene switches to show a small Homestar being hammered into a plank of wood repeatedly. The scene switches again, showing a saw sawing wood mirrored in four orientations while Homestar flies forward on a pile of lumber. A second pile flies by in the opposite direction. The scene switches to a tabletop, where a tiny Homestar marches, leading a number of galvanized nails out of the box. A larger Homestar rises up from behind, watching them then begins to groove with the music.}''

''{Music ends. Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, holding cans of Melonade}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause ''you'' were building it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too!

''{Looks out over The Field, which is now completely covered in wood.}

'''BUBS:''' But I think I could get used to this!

''{Cut back to Bubs and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!

'''BUBS:''' I'll drink to that! ''{Bubs and Homestar chink their cans in a toast.}''

''{Cut back to the image of the wooden field. Wooden clouds can now be seen as well. The screen reads "end." and "back."}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png|thumb|Mudder-Dee-Doo!]]
*When Homestar says he'll make a musical, click on the locker handle to the left of him to see a [[playbill]] for it.

:The bill reads:
{{playbill|My Good/ Great Deck|A picture of Homestar looking determinedly at three galvanized nails|3=<div style="text-align: center; width: 12em; margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em auto; background-color: yellow; -moz-border-radius: 150px;">featuring: 'Where Is My Mudder- Dee-Doo?'</div>A Three Act Opt-In Musical Rant by Homestar Runner (now with 50% more Rappaport!)}}

*At the end of the cartoon, click the second tree to the left to see a brief scene with a few characters in a 'wooded' environment.

:''{A lumber-covered Cardboard Marzipan is standing on the deck. Homestar peeks out from under a plank and manipulates her with the string.}''
:'''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Oh, Homestar, I'm so proud of you!
:''{Cut to Strong Mad, similarly boxed in with lumber.}''
:'''STRONG MAD''': ME TOO!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Galvanization|Galvanization]] is the process of coating steel or iron with zinc to reduce corrosion. Thus, galvanized nails are zinc-coated nails.
**Using galvanized nails with ACQ [[Wikipedia:Pressure treated lumber#Preservatives|pressure treated]] deck lumber will lead to electrolysis which will [http://www.sutherlands.com/acq.htm corrode] nails very quickly, leading to an unsightly and possibly unstable deck.
*[[Wikipedia:Vulcanization|Vulcanization]] is the curing of rubber. This makes the rubber harder and more durable.
*The term "Ham and Egger" refers to a mediocre or bland athlete, a reference to the fact that ham and eggs is an "ordinary" meal. The slang term was widely used in the world of professional boxing, where it meant either an ordinary grade sparring partner or a palooka, a loser. A "ham and egger" is the opposite of a contender. It was also used in professional wrestling, referring to a wrestler who routinely lost in opening matches and wouldn't make much money, but would still get paid enough to buy a simple meal. The wrestling meaning was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Bobby Heenan|Bobby "The Brain" Heenan]].
*Feeding ducks "through a tube" refers to a technique used to enlarge duck livers for the preparation of [[Wikipedia:Foie gras|foie gras]] by force-feeding cornmeal down the throat several times a day. The alleged harmful effects of this technique are debated among environmental activists and foie gras producers. At the time of this toon's release, the [[Wikipedia:Associated Press|Associated Press]] and other major news organizations were running stories on the Chicago ban on foie gras that went into effect on the released date of the toon. Treatment to birds is also mentioned in [[the chair]].
*[[Apothecary|Apothecaries]], from the Middle Ages through the 19th century, filled roles analogous to modern pharmacists.
*The [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony Award]] is an award given for merit in live American theater, particularly on [[Wikipedia:Broadway theatre|Broadway]].
*The call, "all hands on deck" is used on naval vessels to request that all available personnel to report to the top-most deck of the ship. This command is usually given in an emergency such as a fire.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|200px|thumb|"All the decks fit to print"]]
*This toon's loading screen reads "[[Irregular Loading Screens|loadinate]]".

*The newspaper reads...
<blockquote>
----
<big><big>The Local Newspapes
----
NO HANDS ON DECK!!</big> 
Area Man To Build Deck</big> 
[[Free Country, USA|FCUSA]] - The world waits with baited breath 
as local [[ham]] n' [[Eggs|egger]] Homestar Runner 
prepares to break ground on a wooden 
deck-like Structure of what can only be 
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'

The 'Deckeman?'

<big>Strong Sad Unavailable 
For Comment!</big> 
''Last seen at local [[apothecary]] Bubs' Concession''
</blockquote>
*The last time [[melonade]] was mentioned was in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], but was actually seen last in [[anything]].
*The toon was originally put on the site without the Easter eggs and the wood covered clouds. These were added a few hours later.
*The phrase "with baited breath" is a common misspelling of the phrase "with bated breath", meaning "in extreme anticipation".
*The cans of Melonade Bubs and Homestar are drinking at the end are marked "12 fl. oz."
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard when Homestar jumps up and runs away in the opening scene.
*When the toon first came out, on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] it said "All Hands On Deck!". Later, it said "No Hands On Deck!".
*This is the first mention of [[Feeding Through a Tube]].

===Remarks===
*If you look at the shadows for the "End" and "Back" buttons, "End"'s shadow is stretched out, while "Back"'s is more flat.

===Goofs===
*There is a tiny dot above Homestar's lip in the first scene when he squints his eyes and says says "I gotta level with you"
*When Homestar says "Make it a seven-er", his workbelt shifts ever so slightly, making it look like it's going through his body instead of around it.
*It is typical that Homestar's eyes face a different direction when they are viewed in a close up view, because of this, Homestar's eyes flip when the camera zooms in on Homestar and Bubs at the end.

===Glitches===
*You can still click on the Musical Easter Egg after the screen cuts to Coach Z, even though the locker handle isn't there.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Nohandsondeck oldversionhomestar.png|thumb|"Maybe we can eat some... ''Marshmallows''... too!"]]
*The title of the short and the newspaper headline refer to Homestar's [[lack of visible arms]].
*"Cardboard Marzipan" originated in [[Happy Fireworks]].
*The King of Town is eating the remote control of the [[Telebision]].
*Just as in the email [[pom pom]], Pom Pom operates the camera while someone else holds the boom mic.
*Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in [[funny]].
*As Homestar says "marshmallows", his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] form. He said it the same way in [[Homestar Talker]].
*Bubs's dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*The music behind Bubs's dance is the same music that played when Strong Bad simulated the "Hammer Pants" hairstyle on Strong Mad's eyebrows in [[haircut]].
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series.
*Homestar's line, "...if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon," [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]].
*The Cheat was also seen knitting in [[Seasonal Sweaters]].
*Homestar's intonation of "Peow!" while dashing off screen is similar to Strong Bad's in [[garage sale]].

===Real-World References===
*The name "Homestar Decker-Slaney" is a reference to U.S. middle-distance runner [[Wikipedia:Mary Decker|Mary Decker-Slaney]].
*The name "Rappaport" may be a reference to Herb Gardner's Tony award winning play "[[Wikipedia:I'm Not Rappaport|I'm Not Rappaport]]" or to stage and film actor [[Wikipedia:Michael Rapaport|Michael Rapaport]].
*"'Kipedia" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. The 'Kipedia article on [[Wikipedia:Deck (building)|decks]] did not mention any nails at the time the toon was created, galvanized or otherwise. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Deck_%28building%29&oldid=63676894]
*Homestar standing on the couch to announce his intention to build a deck is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]]'s infamous sofa stand on ''[[Wikipedia: The Oprah Winfrey Show|The Oprah Winfrey Show]]''.

===Fast Forward===
* In [[looking old]] Strong Bad talks about eating through a tube.
* In [[Baddest of the Bands]], Bubs builds stages with galvanized nails.

==DVD Version==
*By pressing the angle button on your DVD remote, you can access the "My Good/Great Deck" playbill Easter egg.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{pronounced slightly differently each time}'' Foie gras. Foie gras. Foie gras.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Foie gras? Why are you talkin' about foie gras, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Uh oh, now I'm going to be with Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, all of the sudden.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Out of the blue! Look—

'''MIKE:''' Tell me about Cardboard Marzipan, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Who?

'''MIKE:''' Cardboard Marzipan?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Marzipan. You mean Marzipan, my girlfriend.

'''MIKE:''' The cardboard Marzipan that you control.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I wish I could control Marzipan. She's one independent lady, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah...

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll you that much.

'''MIKE:''' What happened—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' Does that explain you being in bed with Strong Sad?

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, well, I was on my way to build a deck.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' And I turned—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Are you Area Man?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm an Area Man, definitely.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I turned to the right.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Next thing I know—

'''MIKE:''' Strong Sad's bed?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' Don't take that right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No, sir.

'''MIKE:''' Never take that right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping}'' I boarded it up afterwards will my extra decking.

'''MIKE:''' Birded it up?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boarded.

'''MIKE:''' Birded.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boarded.

'''MIKE:''' So how would you say the word "birded"?

'''HOMESTAR:''' What does that mean?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' I don't know but it sounds like "birded" and "boarded" would be pronounced the same by you.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Like if a bird pooped on my head.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you were...

'''HOMESTAR:''' I got it. ''{drawn out}'' Birded.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Birded. ''{pause}'' Bubs is always good for a seven-er.

'''MIKE:''' A seven-oh? There was a beer called Burger Beer in Cincinnati that came in thirteen packs.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Thirteen-er.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wow. ''{pause}'' Yeah, which Rappaport do you think I'm talking about, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Michael.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' He's on that hot sitcom, right? The The War At Home, is that his?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I dunno. He's always— I always want him to be Benny from Dazed And Confused. ''{Mike laughs}'' But he's not.

'''MIKE:''' That's Cole Hauser.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I like that guy.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Did you have to look, uh... Did Matt have to look up what Tony awards look like?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, probably, Mike. I, you know... I don't know.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

''{pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I mean, listen to Marzipan! She's trying to undermine my deck-making abilities right there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' And everything.

'''MIKE:''' Why did you make her do that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I didn't make her do that, Mike! I mean, what are you talking about?

'''MIKE:''' Well...

'''HOMESTAR:''' That is my girlfriend, Mozipo.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs and then sighs}'' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That just sounds like somebody going ''{imitating the sound of a saw}''

'''MIKE:''' It might have been the aforementioned Matt doing that.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Who's that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, look, I'm dancing with some nails. I like the nail dance. ''{pause}'' Melonade melonade melonade.

'''MIKE:''' You like melonade again.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I do again. It made my head turn old. It made Bubs dance old. Yep.

'''MIKE:''' So what happened to that stuff? Did you have to take it down?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, they made me tear it all up.

'''MIKE:''' It didn't pass code, did it?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Dry rot.

'''MIKE:''' It sounds painful.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Termites.

===Fun Facts===
*''[[Wikipedia:The War at Home (TV series)|The War at Home]]'' is an American sitcom starring Michael Rappaport, that ran two seasons between 2005 and 2007 on Fox.
*''[[Wikipedia:Dazed and Confused (film)|Dazed and Confused]]'' is a 1993 film about the last day of school for a group of Texas teenagers in 1976. Despite a large ensemble cast, Michael Rappaport is not in the film.
*[[Wikipedia:Dry rot|Dry rot]] is decay of cured lumber by fungi in the absence of water.

==External Links==
*[[Hr:deck.html|watch "No Hands On Deck!"]]
*[[Hr:deck.swf|view the Flash file for "No Hands On Deck!"]]
*[[Forum:9492|forum thread re: "No Hands On Deck!"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|deck}}

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[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

web comics

2009-03-23T01:36:25Z

Guard Duck: /* Inside References */ .

{{sbenav|181}}
[[Image:Webcomic sbemail.png|thumb|200px|"That stuff is totally messed up, The Cheat. That gunk is ill."]]
Gunkiller and his friends ask Strong Bad for suggestions on making a web comic.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' October 8, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:34

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: story ideas</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web 
comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions 
for us. Thanks a lot 
Gunkiller 
Standing right behind you
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad mutters "for not using punctuation" after "Thanks a lot" and pronounces "Gunkiller" as "Gunk-iller".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Who are you? Gunhaver's evil twin brother? Well I won't be needing your services today; all my gunk is plenty ill already. ''{clears screen}'' Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes!

''{during the preceding, the scene changes to a shot of a comic with two characters, one of whom loosely resembles Strong Bad with black hair and a yellow T-shirt; the other loosely resembles Strong Sad with short blond hair and holding a hand-held video game}''

'''STRONG BAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' ''{in Strong Bad's voice, the text appears in speech bubbles above him}'' Uh, did you try to case mod that meatloaf you're makin'?

'''STRONG SAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' ''{in Strong Sad's voice, the text appears in speech bubbles above him}'' No, why?

''{pans to the next panel of the comic; both characters are looking at a burnt brick in a baking pan that the Strong Bad-like character is holding}''

'''STRONG BAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' 'Cause I think it's BRICKED!

''{pans to the next panel of the comic; both characters are staring wide-eyed}''

'''STRONG SAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' 3.2ghz cell processor with 3 dual-threaded cores, 1.8 TFLOPS, 256mb XDR...

'''STRONG BAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' ''{beginning a short way through the previous line, and continuing simultaneously with it}'' Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...

''{the scene fades}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, I wish I knew what that means.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Another approach is to just ask for input from your viewers and rip that off for content. ''{zoom out a bit, Strong Bad turns around to face the camera}'' Pfff. What a cop-out.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down extremely quickly. Cut to The Cheat at Monosodium Dreams.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat has one of those. He gets people to send him the weird senders' names from spam emails, ''{The Cheat clicks the menu for "Email" and brings up a list of names with a list of subjects}'' and then he makes interpretive drawings based on them! ''{The Cheat double clicks the name "Colliding R. Reallying"}'' Classics like—

''{The scene changes to an undersea image in which two sharks are colliding. Swimming below them is a creature consisting of a glass dome and a propeller. Under this is the text "Colliding R. Reallying" in yellow.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Colliding R. Reallying!

''{Cut back to The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And— ''{The Cheat double clicks the name "Knowingest J. Drawbridges}"

''{The scene changes to an image of a man in athletic clothing standing outside a mostly-raised drawbridge over a moat. The man has a mane and horns, and his left arm is extended down into the moat and back up to knock on the drawbridge, which has eyes, a tongue and teeth. The text "Knowingest J. Drawbridges" appears in white at the top.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Knowingest J. Drawbridges!

''{Cut back to The Cheat, still looking at the Knowingest J. Drawbridges picture on Monosodium Dreams. Strong Bad is now with him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That stuff is totally messed up, The Cheat. That gunk is ill.

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But if cartoony or Cheaty drawings aren't your thing, break out your cracked serial numbers for 'Burn & Dodge: The Fantasy Photoshop Gradient Comic!'

''{Cut to an image of a character whose head resembles Strong Bad's mask with a beard. He also has a muscular torso and is holding a buckler and sword. A creature resembling The Cheat with a pointy tail and horns is on his shoulder.}''

'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' ''{appears above him in a speech bubble}'' Hold! Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

''{Cut to wider view; The Cheat-like creature is now behind Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth, who is holding his sword defensively in front of him. A figure in a black cloak is opposite them and holding his right hand at them}''

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' ''{in Strong Bad's voice}'' LENS FLARE! ''{a lens flare appears on his hand}''

'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' Uh, PLASTIC WRAP! ''{the scene becomes covered in plastic wrap Photoshop effect}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics.

''{Cut to a panel showing Stinkoman in his sprite form from Stinkoman 20X6 on green land, while the theme music from [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1|the first level]] plays.}

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{appears in a speech bubble}'' Sometimes I wish I could challenge my own self.

''{Pan to the next panel, in which the scene is dark and the text "ZAP!" appears in red near the top. The scene returns to normal as a second Stinkoman appears facing the first.}''

'''SECOND STINKOMAN:''' ''{in 1-Up's voice}'' I'm Stinkoman.

'''STINKOMAN:''' WAAAAAAAAH!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And when your pixel comic's not funny—

''{Cut to the next panel, which is the same as the previous but with two red eyes with green irises added, along with various shapes and colors.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —MS Paint your way to a non-punchline!

''{The scene fades out. Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' As terrible as this is, I suppose web comics are a better fate for video games than Saturday morning cartoons were.

''{Cut to a cartoon scene with a red cube with legs, arms, eyes and a green cap; a blond boy with a shirt that says "Kid" and a surfboard; and a dog wearing sunglasses.}''

'''KID:''' Ah, come on, Secret Collect! Let's go surfing inside the evil castle!

''{Cut to a closeup of the dog}''

'''DOG:''' Uh, dudeical!

''{Cut to a closeup of Secret Collect; the scene continuously zooms in on him}''

'''SECRET COLLECT:''' ''{exaggeratedly shuddering}'' Ohh, I don't know about this! Collect, collect, collect!

''{Cut to a scene of a wizard with green eyes, a brown tunic, a beard, and three jewels set in his forehead looking at the previous scene in a crystal ball in a castle.}''

'''WIZARD:''' Once I collect the final secret, the sweepstakes will be mine!

''{Scene changes to a picture of a clay Nebulon in a kitchen; he has a speech bubble that says, "Secret Collect. will be right back...", above the speech bubble is a small picture of Secret Collect. On the bottom right of the screen is a bubble with the text "Saturday Mornideo Games".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Secret Collect will be right back.

''{scene changes to show a smiling animated Thy Dungeonman and the text "The Animated Adventures of Thy Dungeonman".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And stay tuned for The Animated Adventures of Thy Dungeonman!

''{Cut to a background of poorly-drawn houses, in front of which stand two characters: the text "Go North" and "Get Dagger", both in green letters and with eyes and legs.}''

'''GET DAGGER:''' My cousin's coming to visit!

''{Pan to the right and zoom out to show a text character Take Dagger next to Get Dagger.}''

'''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya, guys!

''{Two more green characters are seen running behind them. Cut to a scene of the text character "Dennis" chasing the text character "Ye Flask".}''

'''DENNIS:''' You get back heeeeeere!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a...comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Gunk Iller.png|thumb|He be illin'!]]
*Click on "Gunkiller" after Strong Bad says his name to see a [[Cheat Commandos]] action figure named after him (spelled [[Gunk Iller]]).
*Click on "COMIC!" at the end of the email to bring up a window where you can [[Make-O Your Own Stinko|make your own Stinkoman comic]] using sprites from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Click on "'web' in front" at the end of the email to see a drawing of a blimp in flight above a stadium, with the words "GO LOAF!" over it. (See [[#Real-World References|
Real-World References]] for the explanation.)
*Click on "crappier" at the end of the email to see what happened to Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth.
*:'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' OCEAN RIPPLE! ''{another effect is applied}''
*:'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' FIND EDGES! ''{another effect is applied, changing much of the color}''
*:'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' SHARPEN MORE! ''{another effect is applied. The image is mostly incomprehensible now.}''
*:'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' Er... NUDGE! ''{the scene shifts a little to the left}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*When Strong Bad says "start tableting", he is referring to a graphics tablet, which is a tool used to make digital drawings.
*"[[Wikipedia:Brick (electronics)|Bricked]]" is slang for causing an electronic piece of equipment to no longer function.
*"[[Wikipedia:Case modding|Case modding]]" is the act of modifying a video game console or computer chassis.
*The highly technical terms spoken in the last panel of the college roommate comic all refer to technical specifications of the [[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 3|PlayStation 3]] video game console.
**"[[Wikipedia:Bloom (shader effect)|Light bloom]]", "floating point [[Wikipedia:Framebuffer|frame buffers]]", "[[Wikipedia:Volumetric lighting|volumetric effects]]", and "[[Wikipedia:High dynamic range rendering|high dynamic range rendering]]" all refer to various [[Wikipedia:3D rendering|3D rendering]] techniques employed by modern game consoles and computer video cards to create realistic environments within games.
**The PS3's [[Wikipedia:Cell (microprocessor)|Cell microprocessor]] contains ten individual cores, eight of which can be used simultaneously by the console for different purposes.
**"[[Wikipedia:FLOPS|TFLOPS]]" stands for "Tera-FLoating point Operations Per Second" and is a measure of the speed of a computer in mathematical operations. The PS3's [[Wikipedia:RSX 'Reality Synthesizer'|RSX]] [[Wikipedia:Graphics processing unit|GPU]] was announced as performing at 1.8 TFLOPS.
**"XDR" stands for [[Wikipedia:XDR DRAM|eXtreme Data-Rate Dynamic RAM]], a type of memory used in the PS3.
*The explanation of "unlicensed pixel comics" refers to the genre of [[Wikipedia:sprite comic|sprite comics]], in which sprite-based graphics from video games are implemented to create the comic.
*"Lens Flare", "Plastic Wrap", "Ocean Ripple", "Find Edges," and "Sharpen More" are all filters that one can use in [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]]. "Nudge" is the term used to describe the act of moving an object on the image canvas.
*Strong Bad mentioning cracked serial numbers is a reference to how many people illegally obtain Photoshop by downloading a cracked serial number online.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Webcomicpreview.png|thumb|"That's funny. I gave it negative 2."]]
[[Image:Cheat emails.png|thumb|"Knowingest J. Drawbridges."]]
*The email preview features a different GamerJox comic than featured in the email.
*:'''STRONG BAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' EGM2 gave the new Peasant's Quest game 4 out of 10!!
*:'''STRONG SAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' That's funny. I gave it negative 2.
*:'''STRONG BAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' Don't you think that's a bit harsh?
*:'''STRONG SAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' I think EGM2 is a bit nonexistent for 10 years.
*The clay [[Nebulon]] is in the paper [[Cheat Commandos Playsets#Reynold's Apartment|Reynold's Apartment]] playset.
*The Cheat's email list reads:
{| cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" style="font-weight:bold; margin:8px 20px"
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border:1px solid #000;" | Sender || style="text-align:center; border:1px solid #000; border-left:0px" | Subj.
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" |   ||
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000; padding-right:24px" | Knowingest J. Drawbridges || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Colliding R. Reallying || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Hooray4dolphins || style="text-align:center;" | PhramC7acy
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Public D. Themackinest || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Lowpoint K. Festivals || style="text-align:center; padding:0 12px" | ****SPAAAM****
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Tanktop H. Gravity || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Pressured Q. Kibbles || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Lamppost L. Smith || style="text-align:center;" | Hey Bro...
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Lem Sportsinterviews || style="text-align:center;" | $$$PAM!!!
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Brash R. HiMom || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Freshfruit P. Cacophony || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|}
*Since New Paper came down in a separate room from Strong Bad in the two previous emails, [[pizza joint]] and [[slumber party]], this email would mark the first time Strong Bad does not take the opportunity to insult it.
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad gives suggestions for making a web comic."

===Goofs===
*During the computer scene when Strong Bad mentions the fantasy PhotoShop gradient comic, clicking outside the Lappy's screen results in the same ripple effect.

===Inside References===
*Two of The Cheat's emails are from known characters: [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and "Hooray4dolphins" (which Strong Bad claims to be [[Marzipan]]'s [[Contacts|screen name]] in the email [[marzipan]]).
*The Stinkoman Sunday Fun Talk comic (as seen in the Easter egg) is syndicated by [[Harmless Junk]].
*Strong Bad showed that he thought ''EGM2'' is still around in [[what I want]].
*Mornideo and Dudeical are [[portmanteaus]].
*The Strong Bad character in the GamerJox comic has a [[Green Tongues|green tongue]].
*[[Secret Collect.]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]] are both playable [[games]] on Homestarrunner.com, and first appeared in [[video games]].
*"[[Dennis]]" chasing "[[Ye Flask]]" refers to the "Get ye flask" [[Running gags|running gag]] in the [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] series.
*The [[font]] used for the Thy Dungeonman cartoon characters is the same as the [[Tandy 400]]'s.
*Stinkoman challenging himself is an instance of [[duplicate characters]].

===Real-World References===
*The email preview refers to ''[[Wikipedia:EGM2|EGM2]]'', a United States-based video game magazine that was published by Sendai Publishing (later bought by Ziff-Davis) from July 1994 to July 1998. It was then renamed ''Expert Gamer'' in August 1998 & continued with that name until October 2001, when it was renamed ''GameNow''. ''GameNow'' continued publication until January 2004.
*The description of the action figure, "He be illin'!" is a reference to the song by [[wikipedia:Run-D.M.C.|Run-D.M.C.]] called "You Be Illin'" from their 1986 album, [[wikipedia:Raising Hell (album)|''Raising Hell'']].
*"PhramC7acy", which appears as an email sent by hooray4dolphins, is a subject line from an actual [[Wikipedia:E-mail spam|spam]] that was circulating in heavy volume around the time this email was produced. It advertised discount prescription drugs offered by many southeast Asia-based "pharmacies," and the subject had two random letters inserted where the C and 7 appear here to avoid detection by spam filters.
*The college roommate webcomic is a reference to the many webcomics that discuss video games and related culture, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade (webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]''.
*The unlicensed pixel webcomic refers to comics such as ''[[Wikipedia:8-bit Theater|8-bit Theater]]''.
*The Cheat's web comic, based on spam mailers' names, is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Spamusement!|Spamusement!]]''
*The Secret Collect Saturday morning cartoon is a reference to [[wikipedia:List of television shows based on video games|various cartoons]] produced in the 1980s that were based on early video games, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man (TV series)|Pac-Man]]'', and "Saturday Mornideo Games" is a reference to cartoons series based on sets of video games, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N: The Game Master]]''. Because most early games had no inherent plot or established universe, many of these cartoons introduced new characters and plot lines to keep the material interesting to viewers.
**The unusual landscape they are in resembles the random landscapes of [[Wikipedia: Super Mario Bros. Super Show|The Super Mario Bros. Super Show]] and subsequent series.
**The fact that their leader is a human boy references Captain N.
**Secret Collect saying "collect, collect" is reference to how Kid Icarus (Pit) on Captain N said -ikis at the end of his sentences.
*The clickable Easter egg text "Web in Front" is the title of a song by North Carolina-based indie rock band [[Wikipedia:Archers of Loaf|Archers of Loaf]].
*The villain of Secret Collect has some characteristics of [[Wikipedia: Gargamel|Gargamel]] from ''[[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|The Smurfs]]''.
*The dog in the Secret Collect cartoon gives the [[Wikipedia: Shaka sign|Shaka sign]], a Hawaiian gesture often associated with surfing culture.

==DVD Version==
*Whereas the [[Podstar Runner]] version of this toon had the text of the first New Paper altered in such a way as to deprive it of any relevance to Strong Bad's criticism of comics that use fan-submitted material, the first New Paper on DVD returns to the original message of emailing Strong Bad.
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==External Links==
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*[[HR:stinko comic.html|Stinkoman 20X6 comics maker Easter egg]]
*[[HR:stinko comic.swf|view the Flash file for the Stinkoman 20X6 comics maker Easter egg]]
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

army

2009-03-22T22:40:58Z

Guard Duck: /* Fast Forward */ no second person, please

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[[Image:sbemail93.PNG|thumb|"Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!"]]

Hank Toler asks about [[Strong Badia]]'s army. The [[Homestarmy]] attempts to invade the kingdom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}/{{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 5, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==

''{The Compy appears to be dusty with a little cobweb on the top left corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{runs in and sits}'' Whoa. Guess it's been a while. ''{wipes some dust off the Compy's screen}'' Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... ''{starts typing "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Endust.

''{Strong Bad reads}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I was curious as to whether or not 
Strong Badia had an official army. 
Your Homeboy, 
Hank Toler</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola. Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army. Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny? What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please? I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.

''{Homestar Runner suddenly appears wearing a bowl on his head and carrying a large [[Orange Bowl and Spoon|spoon]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, maggot! Fall it out. Colonel ''{he pronounces it phonetically, i.e. "col-o-nel"}'' Homestar Runner is recruiting ''the'' most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?
Will you, stupid?!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh? We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair. Company... Halt! Backwards... March!

''{Homestar marches backwards off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—

''{Homestar sticks his head back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, and if you change your mind, or you wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos, we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day. This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!

''{The Cheat runs in, wearing his Firebert costume.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I need you to find out—

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sounding a little upset}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{forcefully}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, all riiight. ''{reluctantly}'' Firebert, I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in oh-fifteen minutes.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises as he salutes}''

''{Scene changes to The Stick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?

'''CROWD:''' YEAH!

''{faint rewind noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you ready to fight alongside your Colonel ''{again pronounced phonetically}'' and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?

'''CROWD:''' YEAH!

''{faint rewind noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?

''{silence}''

''{Switches to view of Homestar's audience, showing it consists of the painting of a guy with a big knife, Strong Sad holding a tapedeck, Homsar, and a popcorn popper.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.

''{Strong Sad rewinds tape deck and presses play}''

'''CROWD:''' YEAH!

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right then, maggots! Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!

''{The Homestarmy marches off and The Cheat appears from behind The Stick. The view now shifts to Strong Badia where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are wondering about badminton.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.

''{The Homestarmy marches up, but Homsar keeps going and walks right off the other side of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What joining?? I ''am'' the other side!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Strong Badia... will be ours!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Oh I see. ''{pause}'' Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take this stupid thing with you.

''{Strong Bad kicks the popcorn popper. A crash is heard off screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bennedetto! Don't you die on me, Bennedetto! Not on my watch! Don't you give up! ''{Tearing up}'' You never gave me the five bucks... ''{taps Bennedetto with his spoon}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army, though we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton. No idea what we're doing. None.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Firebert. Terrible!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Near the beginning, click "[[Three-to-One Marny]]" to see a handbook containing the rules to playing three-to-one marny, as written by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]. Click the rulebook to read it.
*At the end, click "army" to see a [[Firebert]] action figure. It's reminiscent of the action figures in the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]], and later appears with the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*Also at the end, click on "No idea" to see a scene at [[Marzipan's house]].
:''{Homestar is in Marzipan's kitchen. He walks up to a microwave.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{saddened}'' Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Colonel ''{still pronounced phonetically}'' Homestar Runner. I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia. I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met! ''{no longer saddened}'' And he still kinda owes me five bucks. So, if you could just... fork it over...''{taps microwave with his spoon}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This was the first Strong Bad Email after a few weeks of no update, most likely because of a break for the holiday season. This is the reason Strong Bad starts the email by saying, "it's been awhile".
*The mention of a meeting occurring in "oh-fifteen minutes" is a parody of [[Wikipedia:24-hour clock|military time]], where a time like 5 a.m. would be [[Wikipedia:24-hour clock#The 24-hour clock in spoken English|spoken]] as "oh-five-hundred hours".

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#seicross suckross|seicross (suckross)]]".
*This was a minor debut of the [[Cheat Commandos]].

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad has finished the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] since its first appearance. In [[i love you]], the bottom few inches of the canvas were left blank.
*The painting walks into Strong Badia by itself. Homsar carries Bennedetto and then wanders offscreen.
*The Compy is rather dusty, as can be evidenced by adjusting the contrast. Interestingly, the second cut to the Compy has the contrast increased so the dust around the edges is more visible.
*When Strong Bad kicks Bennedetto, he makes a shattering noise, but does not appear to be broken in any way.
*The Cheat [[Hammerspace|manages to fit behind]] The Stick, despite the fact it is clearly thinner than him.
*After ordering "Company, go" at the pep rally, Homestar steps off with his right foot. The standard drill convention is to take the first step with the left foot.
*Strong Sad says he forgot to rewind the tape, but after the second cheer, the rewind sound is still heard.

===Goofs===
*The yellow printing on Firebert's toy box goes beyond the top of the box.
*When Homestar leaves Strong Bad at the computer, the contrast of the computer screen is automatically brighter. Then at the end when we cut to Strong Bad again, it is darker.
*When Homestar leaves Strong Bad at the computer and The Cheat (Firebert) comes, the contrast scroll disappears from the computer.
*When Homestar is preparing to invade Strong Badia, the ploughed ground continues to both edges of the screen. When zoomed in on Homestar, the edge of the ploughed ground can be seen with no apparent change in angle.
*When Strong Bad types "No idea what we're doing man.", there seems to be an extra space between "idea" and "what".
*When Homestar first enters the email from the right, he makes no reflection on the screen.
*After the screen switches to Strong Sad and the 'forgot to rewind' part is over and the screen switches back to look at Homestar, the Stick has lost its shadow.
*When Homestar kneels by the popcorn machine and says "Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!", the outline of his right leg is broken.

===Inside References===
*The [[Soapbox|box]] Homestar is standing on at The Stick says "Twelve of Them". This is a reference to [[fingers]], in which Homestar stands on a box which bears the words "Eleven Soaps".
*When Homestar asks Strong Bad "Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?" he says "has" instead of "have." This is likely a reference to the [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]], in which he makes the same mistake (and is criticized by Strong Sad for it in the commentary.)
*Homestar asks Strong Bad if he will bring orange slices for his colonel. This may be a reference to Homestar's favorite snack, [[Bronco Trolleys]].
*Homestar Runner again calls Strong Bad "[[Wrestleman]]".
*Strong Bad (pretending to be Homestar) claimed to play [[badminton]] with Pom Pom in [[Where's The Cheat?]].
*[[Trivia Time]] makes an appearance as a cookie jar beside Mrs. Bennedetto in the Easter egg.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar warns Strong Bad about [[Wikipedia:Gordon Lightfoot|Gordon Lightfoot]], a Canadian singer, saying "We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's ''creeping round your back stair''". This is a lyric from one of his most famous songs, the Billboard #1 from June '74, "Sundown". The referenced lyric is "Sundown, you'd better take care, when I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stair."
*Bennedetto is most likely a [http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-review-E38-1DE3023B-3A4906CE-prod4 Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker].
*Endust, a product by the [http://www.saralee-de.com/ Sara Lee/DE Corporation], is a spray designed to keep dust from settling on furniture.
*The standard Homestarmy 'helmets' are Tupperware bowls.

===Fast Forward===
*Frank Bennedetto may have been the only casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia]], but he may not have died. Homestar led Mrs. Bennedetto to believe that he was dead, but the appropriate term is more 'missing in action'. He is seen behind the fence in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and actually back in the army in [[Labor Dabor]]. It is possible both that it is Frank Bennedetto or another popcorn maker of the same kind.
**In [[more armies]], while Homestar is advertising the Homestarmy, Bennedetto is sitting on the table with a plaque under him reading, "Not free popcorn, memorial statue". This suggests that Bennedetto actually did die. Since this email has many other references to [[army]], he probably died at The Battle of Strong Badia.
*[[Firebert]] later becomes a character in the [[Cheat Commandos]]. Additionally, the fact that Firebert is not a good commando name is referenced again, in the toon "[[Shopping for Danger]]", when Firebert is ordered to "stay here and think of a better commando name", and in an Easter egg in the email [[more armies]], when The Cheat's (Firebert's) booth does not have visitors.
*The spoon Homestar holds is used again in the email [[old comics]] by Strong Mad when he eats the pasta salad in the Easter egg.


== DVD Version ==
*The Three-to-One-Marny Easter egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
**This commentary also extends into the Mrs. Bennedetto Easter egg.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Oooh, it's been a while. How long had it been since we had done an email?

'''MATT:''' Maybe a month.

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause there's dust and cobwebs.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' It had been— What had we done? Didn't we do some other stuff?

'''MATT:''' I don't know. It was after the holidays?

'''MIKE:''' No, it was before that—

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously, overlapping}'' I think it was—

'''MIKE:''' What number is it?

'''MATT:''' Ninety... three?

'''MIKE:''' Well... maybe... Anyway, for whatever reason we had, uh, not done emails for a while, so that's what the

'''MIKE & MATT:''' dust

'''MIKE:''' and

'''MIKE & MATT:''' cobweb

'''MIKE:''' is about. Um... So this is one we've talked about before. I mean, we'd come up- you had come up with the term "Homestarmy"—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, a ''long'' time ago

'''MIKE:''' for a long— yeah, like a year or so ago

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' We were going to make a full cartoon, I think

'''MIKE:''' yeah

'''MATT:''' originally, and then we decided, since we don't make those anymore, we'd just ''{laughs}'' make Strong Bad emails. There's, uh, Seicross there.

'''MIKE:''' That was a good game.

'''MATT:''' Over ten million.

'''MIKE:''' ''{goofy voice}'' sol— sold tsill— zill-millions. ''{laughs} Till''-millions.

'''MATT:''' in his stack— ''{mumbles}''

'''MIKE:''' I like the carpet, the carpet underneath his, uh—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's the new and improved

'''MIKE:''' Yeah

'''MATT:''' shag carpeting.

'''MIKE:''' People sometimes catch onto the fact that the s— that the— when Strong Bad gets up it makes a sound against a wood floor

'''MATT:''' Yeah

'''MIKE:''' which is what it ''was''; when we lived in the apartment, it had hardwood floors and we just, you know, pushed a stool across it to get that sound. And that was before we ever showed what Strong Bad

'''MATT:''' Right

'''MIKE:''' was— But then, it's carpet, and so people

'''MATT:''' But I—

'''MIKE:''' got a kick out of pointing that out to us.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think it's great. I think we're gonna leave it that way forever and ever.

'''MIKE:''' ''{agreeing}'' Mmm-hmm.

'''MATT:''' I think we should make it a point of, like, one time he's on a pillow, he's got the stool ''{Mike snickers}'' on a pillow and it's still like—

'''MIKE:''' There's one time when Matt—

'''MATT:''' ''{imitates "get up noise"}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's, that— Which one is it, the one where you...?

'''MATT:''' It's the vacation one, I think.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, where Matt just makes that sound—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' I just made Strong Bad go ''{"get up noise"}''

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Um...

'''MATT:''' So, this is, uh, where Cheat Commandos comes from.

'''MIKE:''' Yep. That's right. Where'd you—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' So I was trying to come up with what his commando name was, so I just started writing a ton of ''words'' down, among them Fightgar, Crackotage, all what eventually became all of the, uh—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so we just had this list, so we made this, and then like, a couple weeks later, we saw that list of all those names, and we were like, "Well, we should just make

'''MATT:''' Yeah, just

'''MIKE:''' all of them."

'''MATT:''' make the whole thing. Uh, "Little Albert" was one we didn't use, we thought it was too much like Reynold.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' There was "Gun"— uh, "Runfire". ''{Mike laughs}'' There's another one that I think we nixed.

'''MIKE:''' Wasn't the, uh... the last time, that box said "Eleven of them"?

'''MATT:''' Maybe, I think it was. Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I forget which one it is— So I wasn't thi—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' So it— ''{resumes}'' It already rewound actually there, so that's a mistake; he had already rewound it

'''MIKE:''' Ohhh.

'''MATT:''' so you hear it rewind, and then... But, so— Anyways, Mike just got one of those, uh—

'''MIKE:''' Popcorn poppers.

'''MATT:''' big old popcorn poppers from Miss Cordell's class. ''{Mike snickers}'' Popcorn Party Friday.

'''MIKE:''' So yeah, maybe the pup— uh, puppet is gonna, maybe— Puppet Bennedetto, which is just a Presto air popper ''{Matt laughs}'', will maybe make an appearance sometime.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{chuckles}'' I love how Homsar deposits the— just kinda poops out the Bennedetto there.

'''MIKE:''' And just keeps on going.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, he's got this orange Tupperware bowl we had growing up on his head.

'''MATT:''' Oh, is that why it's orange? What Tupperware bowl?

'''MIKE:''' You don't remember the orange Tupperware stuff we had?

'''MATT:''' ''{conceding}'' Yeah... I remember the, like— There was the, the cas—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Well the lid has ridges on it.

'''MATT:''' Yeah yeah yeah, and like... stars... sorta.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I mean, it's kinda that one.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Okay.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I don't know what "Hold the line" is originally from. It just seems like a staple ''{Mike snickers}'' of army movies. Old war movies.

'''MIKE:''' It's dusk now.

'''MATT:''' Now it's suddenly dusk. ''{Mike snickers}''

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause it seems to make this more dramatic.

'''MATT:''' Makes it sadder if it's dusk.

'''MIKE:''' ''{snickers}'' I like how he taps everything with that—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Really needs to have that all the time. I think if Homestar had arms, visible arms, it would— it would be a lot funnier all the time. Like, 'cause he could be... poking people—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' ... doing something with them a lot. ''{pause}'' Is that it?

'''MIKE:''' ''{noncommittal noise}''

'''MATT:''' No, just that.

'''MIKE:''' Now it's done.

=== Easter Egg Commentary ===
'''MATT:''' So there's, um... There's little Trivia Time over there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, on the far right.

'''MATT:''' ''{agreeing}'' Mmm-hmm.

'''MIKE:''' The cookie jar. So is this, um, Bennedetto's wife or mom?

'''MATT:''' I've always said it was his mom.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, me too.

'''MATT:''' That's what I figured.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. People always thought he swore there, I remember, 'cause he says, "best frigging soldier"...?

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