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Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)

2024-03-10T02:07:20Z

LendriMujina:

[[Image:KoT Castle.png|thumb|"Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!"]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The King of Town's Castle|K.O.T. Castle]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
== Outside ==
=== Upon entry ===
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!

===Castle===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself.

===Dirt Pile===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me.

===Hedge===
====Hedge====
:'''Before Trimming'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases.
:'''After Trimming'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' And the Trogdor comes in the ''NIIIII''{{--}} ''{hacking coughs}'' ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' ''Sweet!''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Niiice...

====Hedge Shears → Hedge====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... ''{trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor}'' Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings!

===King of Town===
:'''Only appears in Extended Play'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey{{--}}
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Taxes? That sounds... ominous.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Furiously}'' Silence!

=== Treasure Marker ===
==== Treasure Marker ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector!

==== Shovel → Treasure Marker ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! ''{digs}'' Whoa! ''{uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}''

== Inside ==

=== Upon entry ===
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen}'' Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce? Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! ''{enters the chamber}'' Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling.

=== Bonsai ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!

=== Criminal Record ===
:'''Entering through the door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and{{--}}
::'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is gonna hurt.
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ARRR!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on.
:'''Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it!
::'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Here comes the suck.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if it'll work this time.
::'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Guess not.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it!
:'''Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! ''{jumps down}'' ''{talking to his hands}'' I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. ''{Strong Mad comes running}'' Hi there, sailor. ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Geronimoooo! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!

=== Drain ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe.

=== King of Town ===
:'''Heard through the vent'''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Fetch me my royal balogna!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat...
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Why should I let them eat cake? It's ''my'' cake!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nom-nom-no{{--}}''Ow!'' I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}'' ''{belch}'' Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Someone get me a bowl of grub! And a bowl of grubs for my new bride!
:'''MOLE QUEEN:''' Lo-fat dressing on the side, please!

=== Plunger ===
:'''Picking it up'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' By the power of {{--}} er{{--}} Brownskull! ''{takes plunger}''
:'''When in drain'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Boing!

==== Plunger → Drain ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat plunger, drainy!
:''{He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain. It sticks.}''

=== Poopsmith ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Poopsmith creeps me out, man.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he SAY anything?

=== Privacy Screen ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!

=== Shovel ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! ''{takes it}''

=== Statue ===
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! ''{a cartoon bubble with the words ''Cheap as Free'' appears briefly on the screen}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha.

=== Vent ===
:'''From ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stretches and grunts}'' Nope. Still can't reach it.
:'''From on plunger'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
::'''If Strong Bad had been spotted beforehand'''
:::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT?
:::'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{hold up a sign reading ''?''}''
:::'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT?
:::'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{hold up a sign reading ''???''}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from above}'' It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.
:'''Jumping back down onto the plunger'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, oof!
::'''If busted'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, whatsit.

=== Whatsit ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{revolted shuddering noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gah! It's... still warm.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it.

==== Shovel → Whatsit ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! I'm not the Poopsmith's unpaid summer intern... Strong Sad is.

=== When caught ===
:'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading ''!!''}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crunch.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I'll take that as a no.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading ''YOU AGAIN?''}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crunchberries.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, take it easy big fella! ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all.
:'''If Strong Bad was hiding when Strong Mad catches him'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... I guess I'll have to be more, um, stealthy.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hurm, I should really try to find someplace to hide when the Poopsmith stops, um, smithing poop.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think my incredible hiding powers will work on Strong Mad.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I may have to find some sort of alternate route to the record room.

=== When the Poopsmith stops shoveling ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to the poop sounds?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Poopy's on the move!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?!

{{SBCG4AP|responses}}

Limozeen Coloring Book

2024-02-17T02:05:59Z

LendriMujina: Uploaded the pages of the book itself, since it's harder to obtain now.

[[File:Limozeen coloring book cover.png|thumb|"Grab a box of sixty-four, with a sharpener built right in!"]]
The '''[[1989]] [[Limozeen]] "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book''' is a coloring book released by Limozeen to promote the eponymous tour. The book also came with the [[Electronic Media and Film#Sound Recordings|cassette single]] for "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)".

In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[coloring]], [[Strong Bad]] revisits the copy from his youth and examines the unique color names of the crayons it came with.

An [[Easter egg]] [[coloring#Easter Eggs|in coloring]] features a [[printable]] version of the coloring book. This version features three extra pages and two crayons that are not shown in the email.

==Crayon Colors==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
! width="10%" | Color
! width="30%" | Name
! width="10%" | [[L.U.R.N.]] Equivalent
! width="5%" | Hexadecimal
|-
| style="background: #000000;" | 
| Leather Black
| Blue
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #000000
|-
| style="background: #3266FF;" | 
| [[Pants|Ripped Denim]] Blue
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #3266FF
|-
| style="background: #FF0000;" | 
| [[Making Out|Groupie Lipstick]] Red
| Crimson Suggestion
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #FF0000
|-
| style="background: #FAB4CE;" | 
| Skin Flesh
| Dermal Discoveries
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #FAB4CE
|-
| style="background: #FFFF66;" | 
| Hairspray Blond
| Vague Pigmentation
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #FFFF66
|-
| style="background: #9832CC;" | 
| Tight Shiny Purple
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #9832CC
|-
| style="background: #00FF00;" | 
| Roadie [[Puking|Puke]] Green (Easter egg)
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #00FF00
|-
| style="background: #754E00;" | 
| Sweet [[Boots]] Brown (Easter egg)
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #754E00
|-
| align="center" style="background: #FF6600;" |
| Goldfish Orange (Not usable; used by Strong Bad to color flames and a basketball, and mentioned in Limozeen's live show)
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #FF6600
|-
| align="center" style="background: #D0C895;" |
| Dear Awesome (Not usable; appears in separate Easter egg)
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #D0C895
|-
| align="center" style="background: #818181;" |
| Some Crayon (Not usable; appears in separate Easter egg)
|
| align="center" style="background:#E9E9E9" | #818181
|-
|}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:limo coloringbook-01.png|Page 1
Image:limo coloringbook-02.png|Page 2
Image:limo coloringbook-03.png|Page 3
Image:limo coloringbook-04.png|Page 4
Image:limo coloringbook-05.png|Page 5
Image:limo coloringbook-06.png|Page 6
Image:limo coloringbook-07.png|Page 7
Image:limo coloringbook-08.png|Page 8
Image:limo coloringbook-09.png|Page 9
Image:limo coloringbook-10.png|Page 10 (Easter egg)
Image:limo coloringbook-11.png|Page 11 (Easter egg)
Image:limo coloringbook-12.png|Page 12 (Easter egg)
</gallery>

==Trivia==
* The colors of each crayon are slightly transparent, having an opacity of about 96.65%. It takes four passes to bring them to their full value.
* Hairspray Blond is identical to Crayola's official digital swatch of Laser Lemon, one of the crayons commented on in the original email.
* Red-Iculous, which appears as a joke in the original email, is identical to Groupie Lipstick Red.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|limo coloringbook|action=view|title=the coloring book|noquotes=true}}

[[Category:Books]]

File:limo coloringbook-12.png

2024-02-17T02:04:03Z

LendriMujina: Page 12 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 12 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

File:limo coloringbook-11.png

2024-02-17T02:03:52Z

LendriMujina: Page 11 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 11 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

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2024-02-17T02:03:40Z

LendriMujina: Page 10 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 10 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

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2024-02-17T02:03:24Z

LendriMujina: Page 9 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 9 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

File:limo coloringbook-08.png

2024-02-17T02:03:12Z

LendriMujina: Page 8 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 8 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
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2024-02-17T02:02:55Z

LendriMujina: Page 7 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 7 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

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2024-02-17T02:02:43Z

LendriMujina: Page 6 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 6 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

File:limo coloringbook-05.png

2024-02-17T02:02:29Z

LendriMujina: Page 5 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 5 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

File:limo coloringbook-04.png

2024-02-17T02:02:11Z

LendriMujina: Page 4 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 4 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

File:limo coloringbook-03.png

2024-02-17T02:01:44Z

LendriMujina: Page 3 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 3 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}

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2024-02-17T02:01:25Z

LendriMujina: Page 2 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtained through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 2 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtained through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
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2024-02-17T02:00:06Z

LendriMujina: Page 1 of the printable Limozeen Coloring Book, obtainted through Print-to-PDF.

== Summary ==
Page 1 of the printable [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], obtainted through Print-to-PDF.
== Licensing ==
{{don't know}}