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User:Libertyernie

2007-05-31T22:22:05Z

Libertyernie:

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User:Libertyernie

2007-02-22T22:26:41Z

Libertyernie:

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Subtitles:sbemail164/en

2007-01-22T22:24:24Z

Libertyernie: sounded like regualr looking to me

{{subtitles|English|looking old}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail164.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="100" speaker="strongbad">Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick.</line>
<line start="101" end="133" speaker="strongbad">What? Didgeri-"Dear Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="133" end="174" speaker="strongbad">"You really do look old. How old are you anyways?"</line>
<line start="174" end="258" speaker="strongbad">"Your faithful fan, Andy", H-S-I-A-O, and sometimes Y, "from Taiwan."</line>
<line start="258" end="302" speaker="strongbad">Look Andyman, my age is a closely guarded secret,</line>
<line start="302" end="367" speaker="strongbad">protected by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains.</line>
<line start="367" end="416" speaker="strongbad">They would no sooner dance with a goat than divulge my age.</line>
<line start="416" end="455" speaker="strongbad">But they will bake you some crustly guarded bread!</line>
<line start="455" end="486" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, whattaya mean I look old?</line>
<line start="486" end="538" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Are you telling me the nightly nacho cheese masks aren't working?</line>
<line start="538" end="568" speaker="strongbad">I can't have the young peoples thinking I'm old!</line>
<line start="568" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Am I really losing the youth vote?</line>
<line start="596" end="640"><strongbad volume="1">This calls for an</strongbad> <strongbad volume="1.5">EMERGENCY MARKETING MEETING!!!</strongbad></line>
<line start="640" end="685" speaker="strongbad">Whaaa-donk. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click.</line>
<line start="685" end="710" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is not a drill.</line>
<line start="710" end="770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whaaa-donk. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click. This is not a drill.</line>
<line start="775" end="812" speaker="strongbad">Thank you all for coming on short such notice.</line>
<line start="815" end="867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You represent the best, the brightest, the people I hate the least.</line>
<line start="867" end="915" speaker="strongbad">Except you, Marzipan. You're here because of legal reasons.</line>
<line start="915" end="930" speaker="marzipan">We're ditty!</line>
<line start="930" end="965" speaker="strongbad">Now what I need is an image overhaul.</line>
<line start="965" end="1002" speaker="strongbad">Something to reconnect me with the youth of today.</line>
<line start="1002" end="1090" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Something that says, "Sup my young parsons, I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube."</line>
<line start="1090" end="1108" speaker="strongbad">Now what have you got?</line>
<line start="1108" end="1128" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1128" end="1154" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Youth through editing, huh?</line>
<line start="1155" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">I'm on board, I'm not bored. So, how would it work?</line>
<line start="1195" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">exclamatory The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1208" end="1212" sfx="sfx">static</line>
<line start="1228" end="1239" speaker="strongbad">Didgeri-dear, Didgeri-dear, Didgeri-"Dear Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="1239" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Didgeri-dear, Didgeri-dear, Didgeri-"Dear Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="1250" end="1270" speaker="strongbad">Didgeri-dear, Didgeri-dear, Didgeri-"Dear Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="1270" end="1285" speaker="strongbad">"You really do look old."</line>
<line start="1285" end="1312" speaker="strongbad">"Your faithful fan, from Taiwan."</line>
<line start="1312" end="1353" speaker="strongbad">Look Andyman, my age is a closely guarded secret--</line>
<line start="1353" end="1372" speaker="strongbad">terces dedraug ylesolc a si ega ym.</line>
<line start="1372" end="1400" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, whattaya mean I look old?</line>
<line start="1404" end="1408" sfx="sfx">static</line>
<line start="1408" end="1433" speaker="strongbad">Oh, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1479" speaker="strongbad">I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure.</line>
<line start="1479" end="1553" speaker="bubs">Well, I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase "i" in front of it.</line>
<line start="1553" end="1600" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">It's working great for me down at the Concession Stand!</line>
<line start="1600" end="1648" speaker="homestar">Hey, Homestar. What color iTem are you gonna get?</line>
<line start="1648" end="1690" speaker="bubs">We oughta try "iStrong", or "iBad"--</line>
<line start="1690" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">We already tried that with lowercase "e"s back in the late '90s.</line>
<line start="1744" end="1770" speaker="strongbad">We all know where that got us.</line>
<line start="1810" end="1825" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Next.</line>
<line start="1825" end="1855" speaker="marzipan">I came up with a few ways to spruce up your look,</line>
<line start="1855" end="1886" speaker="marzipan">and add hundreds to your resell value.</line>
<line start="1886" end="1932" speaker="strongbad">(monotone) I am legally obligated to ask you to proceed.</line>
<line start="1932" end="1968" speaker="marzipan">Thanks. First we're gonna start with a flagstone path...</line>
<line start="1968" end="1993" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">...leading up to your chin, right here.</line>
<line start="1993" end="2038" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Then we'll fill the negative space around your head with Forsythia...</line>
<line start="2038" end="2066" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">...and maybe some Alberta spruce.</line>
<line start="2066" end="2096" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">And last, we install a water feature right here...</line>
<line start="2096" end="2143" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">...which I think will create a great focal point for entertaining summer guests.</line>
<line start="2154" end="2179" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this will work great, Marzipan...</line>
<line start="2180" end="2220" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.5">IF I WAS A BACKYARD!!!!!!!!</line>
<line start="2230" end="2240" speaker="strongbad">Next.</line>
<line start="2246" end="2276" speaker="strongmad" volume="1.5">WEAR A DIAPER!</line>
<line start="2276" end="2304" speaker="strongbad">Uh, nice try, bo-hwee-moth...</line>
<line start="2304" end="2342" speaker="strongbad">But... that's a little younger than I was looking to go.</line>
<line start="2342" end="2372" speaker="strongbad">These are all terrible ideas!</line>
<line start="2372" end="2400" speaker="strongbad">What am I not paying you people for, anyway?</line>
<line start="2400" end="2450" speaker="strongbad">It's time to resort to extreme measures. With Gene Hackman.</line>
<line start="2450" end="2482" speaker="strongbad">It's time... for a lace lift!</line>
<line start="2482" end="2517" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Strong Mad! Prep for surgery!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2558" speaker="strongbad">All right. On three.</line>
<line start="2558" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">One, two...</line>
<line start="2579" end="2595" speaker="strongbad">Aaahhhhh!</line>
<line start="2595" end="2643" speaker="strongbad">(mumbling) Oh, yeah. I feel at least 10 years younger.</line>
<line start="2643" end="2700" speaker="strongbad">(mumbling) Time to go relate to some 18-24 year olds!</line>
<line start="2718" end="2751" speaker="strongbad">(mumbling) Hello, my fellow young person!</line>
<line start="2751" end="2791" speaker="strongsad">Oh, hey Great Grandma. When did you get here?</line>
<line start="2791" end="2872" speaker="strongbad">(mumbling) I'm not Great Grandma. I'm a young person, like you. I eat my yogurt from a tube.</line>
<line start="2872" end="2918" speaker="strongsad">That's right! You eat everything through a tube!</line>
<line start="2918" end="2945" speaker="strongsad">Well, let's get you back to the home.</line>
<line start="2945" end="2983" speaker="strongbad">(mumbling) Wait! I'm a hip young person!</line>
<line start="2983" end="3025" speaker="strongsad">Yes, I saw your new hip! It looks great!</line>
<line start="3025" end="3035" speaker="strongbad">(mumbling) Aaahhhh!</line>
<line start="3035" end="3105" speaker="strongsad">Why don't you tell me again about the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your front yard?</line>
<line start="3105" end="3113" sfx="sfx">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="3168" end="3198" speaker="homestar">I'll take it! I'll take 12!</line>
</transcript>

Subtitles:puppetween/en

2006-12-28T21:25:05Z

Libertyernie: 116>115

{{subtitles|English|Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}}
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<line start="11" end="40" sfx="yes">music</line>
<line start="40" end="60" sfx="yes">squishy noise</line>
<line start="60" end="88" speaker="homestar">What are you dressed as, little girl?</line>
<line start="88" end="101" speaker="homestar">A pumpkin!</line>
<line start="101" end="115" speaker="homestar">A pumpkin?</line>
<line start="116" end="155" speaker="homestar">What would you put inside your own witch's brew?</line>
<line start="155" end="173" speaker="littlegirl">Um, candy!</line>
<line start="173" end="215" speaker="homestar">Candy? Hey, what's your favorite Halloween candy?</line>
<line start="215" end="235" speaker="littlegirl">Lollipops!</line>
<line start="235" end="255" speaker="homestar">Longiepops?</line>
<line start="255" end="268" speaker="littlegirl">Lollipops!</line>
<line start="268" end="303" speaker="homestar">Lollipops; what flavor lollipops?</line>
<line start="303" end="327" speaker="littlegirl">Um, chocolate!</line>
<line start="327" end="349" speaker="homestar">Chocolate lollipops?</line>
<line start="349" end="360" speaker="littlegirl">Do you like 'em?</line>
<line start="360" end="382" speaker="homestar">I've never HAD one!</line>
<line start="382" end="395" speaker="littlegirl">You... like 'em?</line>
<line start="395" end="428" speaker="homestar">I don't think that's scientifically possible.</line>
<line start="428" end="448" speaker="littlegirl">Let's play tag.</line>
<line start="448" end="482" speaker="homestar">Let's play tag, okay. You're it.</line>
<line start="483" end="514" speaker="littlegirl">I'm gonna kick you!</line>
<line start="514" end="522" speaker="homestar">What?</line>
<line start="523" end="533"><homestar>What?</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="533" end="554" speaker="homestar">Oh, you wanna kick me now.</line>
<line start="554" end="559"><homestar>Oh, you wanna kick me now.</homestar><sfx>whiff</sfx></line>
<line start="560" end="570" speaker="homestar">That's not allowed either.</line>
<line start="572" end="579"><homestar>That's not allowed either.</homestar><sfx>whiff</sfx></line>
<line start="579" end="583"><homestar>That's not allowed either.</homestar><littlegirl sfx="yes">squeals</littlegirl></line>
<line start="584" end="598" speaker="littlegirl">Look, a pumpkin!</line>
<line start="599" end="618" speaker="homestar">Look at that little pumpkin!</line>
<line start="619" end="629" speaker="littlegirl">It's 'mall.</line>
<line start="630" end="648" speaker="homestar">You can't carve that pumpkin!</line>
<line start="649" end="687" speaker="littlegirl">DAAAAAAAAH!</line>

<line start="688" end="693"><sfx>boing</sfx></line>
<line start="693" end="704"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="710"><homestar>Hey!</homestar></line>
<line start="710" end="713"><homestar>Hey!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="720"><homestar>Hey, little girl!</homestar></line>
<line start="720" end="726"><homestar>Hey, little girl!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>
<line start="728" end="738"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>
<line start="740" end="748"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>
<line start="750" end="754"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>

<line start="757" end="790" speaker="homestar">Which do you like best, tricks or treats?</line>
<line start="820" end="828" speaker="littlegirl">Treats.</line>
<line start="829" end="845" speaker="littlegirl">Gimme a kiss. </line>
<line start="846" end="863"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Well-well!</homestar></line>
<line start="863" end="883"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="883" end="890"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Mwaah!</homestar></line>
<line start="890" end="893"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail133/en

2006-12-28T21:23:55Z

Libertyernie:

{{subtitles|English|bottom 10}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail133.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="69" speaker="strongbad">This email is making fun of you.</line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad">To Weak Bad</line>
<line start="89" end="107" speaker="strongbad">What is your bottom 10?</line>
<line start="108" end="137" speaker="strongbad">From someone stronger than you</line>
<line start="138" end="184" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos. </line>
<line start="185" end="203" speaker="strongbad">Lemme type this...</line>
<line start="204" end="220" speaker="strongbad">They forgot this...</line>
<line start="221" end="238" speaker="strongbad">They got this wrong...</line>
<line start="239" end="263" speaker="strongbad">Ah, there we go! </line>
<line start="264" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Simone! You seem like a really nice girl, so I'll answer your question relatively free of charge. </line>
<line start="366" end="399" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad's Bottom 10" is as follows:</line>
<line start="408" end="462" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Number Ten is easy. Dry T-Shirt Contests.</line>
<line start="463" end="536" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You'll never find a more degrading contest or a larger waste of not water.</line>
<line start="537" end="611" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Creeping in at Numbah Nine is that horrible painting that's been in Strong Mad's closet since we were little.</line>
<line start="612" end="650" speaker="sfx">creepy music</line>
<line start="651" end="670" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeere.</line>
<line start="671" end="676" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="677" end="744" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles "jibblie" over and over</line>
<line start="745" end="813" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy Slot number Eleven on my Bottom 10.</line>
<line start="814" end="858" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Numboo Eight is the one you should all pay close attention to: </line>
<line start="859" end="918" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Emails with more than one "Fwd:" or "Re:" in the Subject line.</line>
<line start="919" end="955" speaker="strongbad">Back out of my way, so I can check some email.</line>
<line start="963" end="991" speaker="strongbad">Oh, great. Let me guess: </line>
<line start="992" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">"It's true! You saw it on the news!" </line>
<line start="1027" end="1087" speaker="strongbad">Or, "Hey, sounds crazy, but thought it was worth a shot!"</line>
<line start="1088" end="1118" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, a shot in the face, maybe. </line>
<line start="1119" end="1164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now, Seven is something that's been going on for way too long. </line>
<line start="1165" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.</line>
<line start="1227" end="1264" speaker="marshie">Yowza! Guess who birfday it is!</line>
<line start="1265" end="1283" speaker="marshie">Mine!</line>
<line start="1301" end="1342" speaker="nibbles">Sorry, Marshie, but it's my birfday. </line>
<line start="1343" end="1364" speaker="nibbles">I'm one years old. </line>
<line start="1365" end="1416" speaker="nibbles">My name's Nibbles, for new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows bite-si—</line>
<line start="1417" end="1460" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies</line>
<line start="1461" end="1482" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies and scalding hot chocolate. </line>
<line start="1483" end="1517" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!</line>
<line start="1518" end="1557" speaker="nibbles">I make good earplugs, too.</line>
<line start="1558" end="1585" speaker="marshie">Get out of here, you little runt!</line>
<line start="1586" end="1646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And-a Numba Six-a: the Foul Stench of Wet The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1702" speaker="thecheat">whimpering</line>
<line start="1703" end="1729" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five,</line>
<line start="1730" end="1749" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, um... </line>
<line start="1750" end="1766" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, um... not... </line>
<line start="1767" end="1800" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, um... not... pigeons. </line>
<line start="1801" end="1867" voiceover="voiceover"><strongbad>They eat breadcrumbs. They craps on people. Funny stuff.</strongbad><sfx>pigeons cooing</sfx> </line>
<line start="1868" end="1882" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">NUMBER FOUR! </line>
<line start="1883" end="1933" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There was this one time where I had to hug a tree.</line>
<line start="1934" end="1955" speaker="homestar">Keeeep ooon huggin' it.</line>
<line start="1956" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">How did you get me to do this in the first place?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1995" speaker="strongbad">Hug it! Hug it!</line>
<line start="1997" end="2020" speaker="strongbad">And why do I continue to do it?</line>
<line start="2021" end="2043" speaker="strongbad">Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.</line>
<line start="2044" end="2073" speaker="strongbad">I don't even like this tree that much.</line>
<line start="2074" end="2097" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, now we're getting to the good ones. </line>
<line start="2098" end="2167" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Number Three is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names. </line>
<line start="2168" end="2199" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, like, Chocolardiac Arrest.</line>
<line start="2200" end="2223" speaker="woman" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that looks sinful.</line>
<line start="2224" end="2256" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or... THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU.</line>
<line start="2257" end="2278" speaker="woman" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, this is so rich.</line>
<line start="2279" end="2321" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or, quite possible the least appetizing name of all time...</line>
<line start="2322" end="2348" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Chocozuma's Revenge!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2375" speaker="woman" voiceover="voiceover">This is all fat-free, right?</line>
<line start="2376" end="2393" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shut up, lady! </line>
<line start="2394" end="2485" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Slumming in at Number Two are songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics. </line>
<line start="2486" end="2545" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">As evidenced in Limozeen's bizarrely titled "Feed The Childrens."</line>
<line start="2546" end="2576" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Na, na, la la laaaaa,</line>
<line start="2577" end="2600" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!</line>
<line start="2601" end="2631" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Na, na, la la laaaaa,</line>
<line start="2632" end="2656" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!</line>
<line start="2657" end="2686" speaker="limozeen" voiceover="voiceover">Na, na, la la laaaaa,</line>
<line start="2687" end="2705" speaker="limozeen" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2714" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2715" end="2742" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ugh, what were they thinking? </line>
<line start="2743" end="2795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">More like, "We need to feed our children, so we made this terrible song." </line>
<line start="2796" end="2853" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is Th—</line>
<line start="2854" end="2878" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad. What about my bottom—</line>
<line start="2879" end="2912" speaker="strongbad">Nobody wants to hear your bottom 10, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2913" end="2948" speaker="homestar">No, no. Not my Bottom 10. My bottom! </line>
<line start="2949" end="2997" speaker="homestar">You know, buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!</line>
<line start="2998" end="3037" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">makes vomiting noises</line>
<line start="3038" end="3066" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Oooh. Ugh.</line>
<line start="3067" end="3115" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... </line>
<line start="3116" end="3179" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Th cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. </line>
<line start="3180" end="3260" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels.</line>
<line start="3261" end="3355" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there.</line>
<line start="3506" end="3546" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">No, there's no Easter eggs. </line>
<line start="3547" end="3581" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">I... I'm not up to it.</line>
<line start="3582" end="3599" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Go away. </line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:puppetween/en

2006-12-28T21:10:49Z

Libertyernie:

{{subtitles|English|Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="puppetween.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="40" sfx="yes">music</line>
<line start="40" end="60" sfx="yes">squishy noise</line>
<line start="60" end="88" speaker="homestar">What are you dressed as, little girl?</line>
<line start="88" end="101" speaker="homestar">A pumpkin!</line>
<line start="101" end="116" speaker="homestar">A pumpkin?</line>
<line start="116" end="155" speaker="homestar">What would you put inside your own witch's brew?</line>
<line start="155" end="173" speaker="littlegirl">Um, candy!</line>
<line start="173" end="215" speaker="homestar">Candy? Hey, what's your favorite Halloween candy?</line>
<line start="215" end="235" speaker="littlegirl">Lollipops!</line>
<line start="235" end="255" speaker="homestar">Longiepops?</line>
<line start="255" end="268" speaker="littlegirl">Lollipops!</line>
<line start="268" end="303" speaker="homestar">Lollipops; what flavor lollipops?</line>
<line start="303" end="327" speaker="littlegirl">Um, chocolate!</line>
<line start="327" end="349" speaker="homestar">Chocolate lollipops?</line>
<line start="349" end="360" speaker="littlegirl">Do you like 'em?</line>
<line start="360" end="382" speaker="homestar">I've never HAD one!</line>
<line start="382" end="395" speaker="littlegirl">You... like 'em?</line>
<line start="395" end="428" speaker="homestar">I don't think that's scientifically possible.</line>
<line start="428" end="448" speaker="littlegirl">Let's play tag.</line>
<line start="448" end="482" speaker="homestar">Let's play tag, okay. You're it.</line>
<line start="483" end="514" speaker="littlegirl">I'm gonna kick you!</line>
<line start="514" end="522" speaker="homestar">What?</line>
<line start="523" end="533"><homestar>What?</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="533" end="554" speaker="homestar">Oh, you wanna kick me now.</line>
<line start="554" end="559"><homestar>Oh, you wanna kick me now.</homestar><sfx>whiff</sfx></line>
<line start="560" end="570" speaker="homestar">That's not allowed either.</line>
<line start="572" end="579"><homestar>That's not allowed either.</homestar><sfx>whiff</sfx></line>
<line start="579" end="583"><homestar>That's not allowed either.</homestar><littlegirl sfx="yes">squeals</littlegirl></line>
<line start="584" end="598" speaker="littlegirl">Look, a pumpkin!</line>
<line start="599" end="618" speaker="homestar">Look at that little pumpkin!</line>
<line start="619" end="629" speaker="littlegirl">It's 'mall.</line>
<line start="630" end="648" speaker="homestar">You can't carve that pumpkin!</line>
<line start="649" end="687" speaker="littlegirl">DAAAAAAAAH!</line>

<line start="688" end="693"><sfx>boing</sfx></line>
<line start="693" end="704"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="710"><homestar>Hey!</homestar></line>
<line start="710" end="713"><homestar>Hey!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="720"><homestar>Hey, little girl!</homestar></line>
<line start="720" end="726"><homestar>Hey, little girl!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>
<line start="728" end="738"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>
<line start="740" end="748"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>
<line start="750" end="754"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>laughter</littlegirl></line>

<line start="757" end="790" speaker="homestar">Which do you like best, tricks or treats?</line>
<line start="820" end="828" speaker="littlegirl">Treats.</line>
<line start="829" end="845" speaker="littlegirl">Gimme a kiss. </line>
<line start="846" end="863"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Well-well!</homestar></line>
<line start="863" end="883"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="883" end="890"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Mwaah!</homestar></line>
<line start="890" end="893"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbvslilgirl/en

2006-12-28T21:08:12Z

Libertyernie: added the in the scoop

{{subtitles|English|Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbvslilgirl.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="76" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Hey, little girl!</line>
<line start="89" end="103" speaker="strongbad">What's my name?</line>
<line start="104" end="119" speaker="littlegirl">Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="120" end="136" speaker="strongbad">That's right!</line>
<line start="137" end="150" speaker="strongbad">Tell all the people</line>
<line start="151" end="167" speaker="strongbad">how great I am.</line>
<line start="168" end="201" speaker="sfx">crickets chirping</line>
<line start="202" end="235" speaker="littlegirl">Strong Bad is a good!</line>
<line start="236" end="246" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
<line start="247" end="256" speaker="littlegirl">Good!</line>
<line start="257" end="272" speaker="strongbad">I'm good?</line>
<line start="273" end="286" speaker="strongbad">Yeah!</line>
<line start="287" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Give them the real scoop.</line>
<line start="339" end="358" speaker="littlegirl">Scooop!</line>
<line start="359" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Yeah.</line>
<line start="366" end="410" speaker="strongbad">The scoop.</line>
<line start="411" end="433" speaker="strongbad">What was that?</line>
<line start="434" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Did you just eat a scoop?</line>
<line start="454" end="479" speaker="littlegirl">Yeah, like ice cream.</line>
<line start="480" end="499" speaker="strongbad">Like ice cream.</line>
<line start="500" end="511" speaker="strongbad">Be careful with him.</line>
<line start="512" end="537" speaker="strongbad">That's my only The Cheat.</line>
<line start="538" end="566" speaker="strongbad">That I have.</line>
<line start="567" end="597" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="598" end="629" speaker="strongbad">That doesn't count as being careful...</line>
<line start="630" end="644" speaker="littlegirl">Now go, waaaaaaaaahh!</line>
<line start="645" end="691" speaker="strongbad">Ooooaaaaahhh!</line>
<line start="692" end="704" speaker="littlegirl">The Sun!</line>
<line start="705" end="764" speaker="strongbad">The sun! Where? We're indoors.</line>
<line start="765" end="791" speaker="strongbad">Are you sure?</line>
<line start="792" end="803" speaker="littlegirl">Let's go see it.</line>
<line start="804" end="817" speaker="strongbad">Ok</line>
<line start="849" end="862" speaker="strongbad">Let's go</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User:Libertyernie

2006-12-19T21:44:06Z

Libertyernie:

Oh, please. Did you think this page was going to have
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== t? ==

Talk:4 branches

2006-11-14T21:36:28Z

Libertyernie: /* Match Game PM */ darn spacings

== Homestar Water Container ==

Does anyone want to have some fun and guess how Homestar got in there.I think... hmm what do I think umm I don't know what I think never mind.
{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 06:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Chuck Norris - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, he was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Naturally he met a witch doctor who asked him where he spends most of his time, and he said in the water cooler...
Or even better, take this to the [[Forum:10200|forum thrad]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Anyone have any idea what Barbados has to do with a water cooler? Very odd. I feel like there HAS to be a joke there that I'm not getting. I mean why does that one partial sentence tell SB all he needs to know?? Is this a movie reference maybe?
::I think it's just completely random. SB knew that Homestar was about to tell him some completely untrue and nonsensical story, so he stopped him right there... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 11:53, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Old-Timey Nebulon? ==

Think this alien could be the Old-Timey Nebulon? Could be!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, The Homestar Runner doesn't like his style...--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 07:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::True, but i expected that 1936 Nebulon would be green (in the easter egg, he's gray) and to be shaped more like him. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 13:00, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Actually, *all* the Old-Timey characters are in black and white, all the time. Even if they're outside of the Old-Timey dimension, such as [[20X6 vs. 1936]] and [[alternate universe]]. I'd say this is the Old-Timey equivilent of Nebulon. -{{User:YK/sig}} 20:23, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I think it's possible; I did kind of think about Nebulon (the whole "Because you're a communist fool!" thing seems a bit similar to the "Nobody likes your style!" thing), but I don't think there's quite enough resemblance other than that to say he's ''definitely'' supposed to be 1936'd Nebs. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 13:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:It's not much of a stretch to see that as Neb. But "our" Neb has two eyes and doesn't talk... Not to mention no arms or discernible legs. I'm still going with that being Neb, however. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 14:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Stretch in Real World References ==

"The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved fireworks when you did very well on a level."

Highly unlikely. For one, you got that at the end if you finished at a certain time. Second, lots of things have fireworks at the end. I don't see how this is a referance to SMB more than, say, a political cartoon in which fireworks appear as a patriotical symbol.

:I completely agree and removed the fact. Anyone who thinks differently may STUFF it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Coulomb's law ==

...and I thought that I was going to go the rest of my life without ever hearing Coulomb's law again. Oh well. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:04, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:That's makes two of us... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::On my [[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish#Pre-Calc_101|talk page]] we already talked about the horrors of Calc, now I have to relive physics again. I never really understood what a Gausian Surface was, but I got the problems correct on the test somehow. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== TTATOT Oprah ==

When homestar started talking about makeovers, did anyone else think that he sounded a little like Oprah? I'm enough people will shout TTATOT, so I'm not even going to bother putting it up. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Yeah, there are tons of shows like that, once again it's a reference to the whole genre of talk shows, instead of a particular one. Although that chair-throwing is clearly a Jerry Springer, because he is known for his violence. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:57, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::Not just the chair throwing but the whole, let's bring on the bad boyfriend thing, which was obviously JS. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:59, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== AM ==

When the show comes on, there is a semi circle. I am certain that it is very close to a 1980's logo for either Good Morning America or a similiar show. Can anyone find it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:58, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it, it was the old Today show logo. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Transcript ==

I'm pretty sure that Homestar says "sweet Jesus" after SB tries to get him out of the water cooler, not "sweet genius". [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 15:18, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I am certain he said genius. Living the Atlanta, TBC have (very wisely IMO), never overtly made light of religion, and I listened a second time, just to me sure.--[[User:Saxonjf|Saxon the Deutschmaster]] 15:31, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
== Old KOT? ==

The king of town's crown looked like it was in the King of town DVD.

==Match Game PM==

Could The Show AM be a reference to Match Game PM? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I was thinkin' it was more along the lines of early morning talk shows such as Good Morning America and Today. As IRF said about three subjects ago, the AM logo is the old Today show logo. Also, many things were based on The Jerry Springer Show. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 20:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::When I saw the AM, that was actually the first thing I thought of. (Maybe The Show AM is in syndication :P) --[[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:36, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mongolian ==

This is another reference to a Mongolian Product, such as the Finest Mongolian Aftershave Lotion.--[[User:Zonis|Zonis]] 17:46, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Talk:4 branches

2006-11-14T21:35:40Z

Libertyernie: /* Match Game PM */

== Homestar Water Container ==

Does anyone want to have some fun and guess how Homestar got in there.I think... hmm what do I think umm I don't know what I think never mind.
{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 06:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Chuck Norris - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, he was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Naturally he met a witch doctor who asked him where he spends most of his time, and he said in the water cooler...
Or even better, take this to the [[Forum:10200|forum thrad]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Anyone have any idea what Barbados has to do with a water cooler? Very odd. I feel like there HAS to be a joke there that I'm not getting. I mean why does that one partial sentence tell SB all he needs to know?? Is this a movie reference maybe?
::I think it's just completely random. SB knew that Homestar was about to tell him some completely untrue and nonsensical story, so he stopped him right there... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 11:53, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Old-Timey Nebulon? ==

Think this alien could be the Old-Timey Nebulon? Could be!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, The Homestar Runner doesn't like his style...--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 07:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::True, but i expected that 1936 Nebulon would be green (in the easter egg, he's gray) and to be shaped more like him. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 13:00, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Actually, *all* the Old-Timey characters are in black and white, all the time. Even if they're outside of the Old-Timey dimension, such as [[20X6 vs. 1936]] and [[alternate universe]]. I'd say this is the Old-Timey equivilent of Nebulon. -{{User:YK/sig}} 20:23, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I think it's possible; I did kind of think about Nebulon (the whole "Because you're a communist fool!" thing seems a bit similar to the "Nobody likes your style!" thing), but I don't think there's quite enough resemblance other than that to say he's ''definitely'' supposed to be 1936'd Nebs. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 13:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:It's not much of a stretch to see that as Neb. But "our" Neb has two eyes and doesn't talk... Not to mention no arms or discernible legs. I'm still going with that being Neb, however. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 14:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Stretch in Real World References ==

"The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved fireworks when you did very well on a level."

Highly unlikely. For one, you got that at the end if you finished at a certain time. Second, lots of things have fireworks at the end. I don't see how this is a referance to SMB more than, say, a political cartoon in which fireworks appear as a patriotical symbol.

:I completely agree and removed the fact. Anyone who thinks differently may STUFF it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Coulomb's law ==

...and I thought that I was going to go the rest of my life without ever hearing Coulomb's law again. Oh well. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:04, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:That's makes two of us... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::On my [[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish#Pre-Calc_101|talk page]] we already talked about the horrors of Calc, now I have to relive physics again. I never really understood what a Gausian Surface was, but I got the problems correct on the test somehow. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== TTATOT Oprah ==

When homestar started talking about makeovers, did anyone else think that he sounded a little like Oprah? I'm enough people will shout TTATOT, so I'm not even going to bother putting it up. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Yeah, there are tons of shows like that, once again it's a reference to the whole genre of talk shows, instead of a particular one. Although that chair-throwing is clearly a Jerry Springer, because he is known for his violence. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:57, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::Not just the chair throwing but the whole, let's bring on the bad boyfriend thing, which was obviously JS. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:59, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== AM ==

When the show comes on, there is a semi circle. I am certain that it is very close to a 1980's logo for either Good Morning America or a similiar show. Can anyone find it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:58, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it, it was the old Today show logo. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Transcript ==

I'm pretty sure that Homestar says "sweet Jesus" after SB tries to get him out of the water cooler, not "sweet genius". [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 15:18, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I am certain he said genius. Living the Atlanta, TBC have (very wisely IMO), never overtly made light of religion, and I listened a second time, just to me sure.--[[User:Saxonjf|Saxon the Deutschmaster]] 15:31, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
== Old KOT? ==

The king of town's crown looked like it was in the King of town DVD.

==Match Game PM==

Could The Show AM be a reference to Match Game PM? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I was thinkin' it was more along the lines of early morning talk shows such as Good Morning America and Today. As IRF said about three subjects ago, the AM logo is the old Today show logo. Also, many things were based on The Jerry Springer Show. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 20:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:When I saw the AM, that was actually the first thing I thought of. (Maybe The Show AM is in syndication :P) --[[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:35, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mongolian ==

This is another reference to a Mongolian Product, such as the Finest Mongolian Aftershave Lotion.--[[User:Zonis|Zonis]] 17:46, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

The Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005

2006-10-09T20:31:22Z

Libertyernie:

[[Image:tbcinterview.PNG|thumb|Webcam magic!]]
On January 24, 2005, [[The Brothers Chaps]] appeared on [[wikipedia:G4techTV|G4techTV]] on the television program "[[wikipedia:The Screen Savers|The Screen Savers]]" over webcam (and two phones). They were joined by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], and, later in the show, by a never-before seen Puppet [[Strong Bad]], who answered fan questions over the phone.

== Transcript of The Brothers Chaps interview ==
'''[[Wikipedia:Kevin Pereira|KEVIN PEREIRA]]:''' Did you know that if you put good Flash cartoons on your website that you could actually quit your day job and make a living out of it? Well our next guests — they probably didn't know that either — but that's exactly what Mike and Matt Chapman did when they created Homestar Runner and they join us now via webcam. Gents, welcome to The Screen Savers. How ya doing?

''{We see Mike Chapman sitting on a couch with a phone, and puppet Homestar in front of us, to the right.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Hi, Are we on? Can people see us?

'''KEVIN:''' They can see you through the miracle of technology.

'''HOMESTAR PUPPET:''' Can you see me? How well can you see me?

'''KEVIN:''' Uh, you— you look very nice, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Thank you very much.

'''KEVIN:''' Now, now tell me. Are you guys, uh, too busy or too important now to join us in studio?

'''MIKE:''' Uhh. Is that why we're doing this over the internet?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yes. I'm way too busy!

'''KEVIN:''' Alright, now tell me, why and exactly how did you create the, uh, Homestar Runner, the original site?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, uh, well the— Homestar was created out of boredom in, uh, August of 1996.

'''HOMESTAR:''' With our friend Craig.

'''MIKE:''' With our friend Craig, um—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yes

'''MIKE:''' —and we just made a little children's book. And then the website started in January of 2000, uh, out of boredom as well.

'''KEVIN:''' Very nice.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Lot of boredom.

'''KEVIN:''' Heh, what— now what happened with— with Strong Bad? Why do you think his emails actually became as popular as they did?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, I dunno, I think—

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{interrupting}'' I don't think they're very popular.

'''KEVIN:''' ''{playing along}'' Of course, of course, they're really not ''that'' good, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Exactly.

'''MIKE:''' Uhm, that was the first thing we did when we started updating the site weekly. So I think that helped, um, uh... make him more popular, knowing that, uh usually on Monday mornings there would be a new cartoon.

'''KEVIN:''' And so—

'''MIKE:''' Here comes Matt.

''{Matt puts down the Homestar puppet and sits up on the couch.}''

'''KEVIN:''' Whoa. Hey Matt, thanks for— thanks for coming to the party, buddy.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Sorry I'm late.

'''KEVIN:''' Uh, now tell me, what happened when Strong— did Strong Bad just blow up overnight? Did it— did it take a little while?

'''MIKE:''' It took a long while.

'''KEVIN:''' Was there more— did you wake up one morning and go, "oh crap, now we gotta make this stuff weekly"?

'''MIKE:''' No, it took a while. It took— what? We've been doing Strong Bad emails for, like, two and a half years.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I was living in New York, and we started doing the first seven, I think we did remotely with me recording the voices in New York and then Mike would animate them. And then when I moved home, we figured it was time to step things up a notch, so we decided to start doing it— uhm, was it 2002?

'''MIKE:''' 3. 200—.

'''MATT:''' Was that— wait, really? In the beginning of 2003 we started doing—

'''MIKE:''' Oh maybe it was 2. I don't know.

'''MATT:''' I don't remember. We started doing—

'''KEVIN:''' You guys should— you guys should really— you should Indian Leg Wrestle right now ''{Mike and Matt start laughing}'' and figure out what year it is. I think that'd be great.

'''MIKE AND MATT:''' Two three two!

'''KEVIN:''' Now you guys really upped the production value, I mean quite a bit over the years. I've seen the cartoons evolved. Now you guys have Teen Girl Squad which is really, I mean, that's a graphic tour-de-force.

''{Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we spend a ''lot'' of time on those, as you can tell.

'''KEVIN:''' Now, tell me about the Teen Girl Squad. What is that, for those who don't know?

'''MIKE:''' That's a, uh, comic strip that one of our characters created. Strong Bad actually created the, uh, the comic strip.

'''MATT:''' He's some type of wrestleman.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' He's a red-masked wrestleman.

'''KEVIN:''' Ah.

'''MIKE:''' And so he made the, uh, the Teen Girl Squad — that's the comic strip he draws on notebook paper—

'''MATT:''' He sells it, uh, via record stores.

'''KEVIN:''' There's the emo girl, and the Cheerleader, right. What's-Her-Face, and—

'''MATT:''' Right. Sort of a cross section of what we feel — I dunno we figured we were gonna be way off base cause we don't hang out with so many teen girls anymore.

'''MIKE:''' Unfortunately.

'''MATT:''' But, uh — ''{laughs}'' But, uh, teen girls seem to be big fans of it so I guess we hit the nail on the head. Or in some cases.

'''KEVIN:''' Very nice. So what's your work day like? What is it like being, you guys? Do you wake up and you know put on a smoking jacket and then hang out with, like, Playboy models? Or—

'''MIKE:''' I've got a brown terry cloth robe.

'''KEVIN:''' ''Nice''. That's — that's classy. Classy. You have— you have your own office, right? I mean—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we recently we're, uh, just around the corner about what, 28 feet from our door there's a bowling alley—

'''MIKE:''' 18 steps from — the bowling alley.

'''MATT:''' 18 steps from our front door, uh, there's a bowling alley. So we're down underground, underneath this strip shopping mall.

'''KEVIN:''' And, how have you managed to do that? There's so many dot-coms and so many webtoons and so many multimedia sites on the Interweb of information. What — what do you think has allowed you guys to do this? Cause this—

'''MIKE:''' I think it's 'cause we never planned to do — I mean it was always just something we did — you know, we did it out of, you know, our own pocket and in our spare time for three years, and then all of a sudden...

'''MATT:''' We never set out to do it as a business. It was just...that was luck; one day our dad was just like, "You know you guys are selling enough T-shirts to quit your job probably." So that's what we did — Plus, we kept it small — I mean our dad didn't have — for —

'''KEVIN:''' You know that speaks — that speaks volumes about you know the father that tells you, "Quit your job! Don't worry about it, hang out at home."

'''MIKE:''' We were—

'''MATT:''' We always feel like our — like we have a dad that is, almost too interested in our creative endeavors. Like the dad that would drive four hours to come and see our crappy band playing college and stuff or in some smoky bar.

'''KEVIN:''' Very nice. Well, the internet and the entire web owe your dad a huge thank you and, uh, we owe you one for coming on the show so thank you guys very much — we appreciate it.

'''MATT:''' Yes. Thanks a lot for having us on.

{''Kevin goes on to mention internet links about Homestar Runner and that later in the show Strong Bad will be answering some questions live.''}

== Transcript of Puppet Strong Bad's fan calls ==
[[Image:sbpuppet.PNG|thumb|"It's great to be back on Pulse"]]

'''KEVIN PEREIRA:''' I'm back with Strong Bad from homestarrunner.com. We've got him on the line and via netcam. Mr. uh... Bad, how's it going buddy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's up man, how you doing?

'''KEVIN:''' Ah you know, just doing the show. Rocking ones and twos.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's great to be back on Pulse.

'''KEVIN:''' Yes. We love you here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you very much.

'''KEVIN:''' Now let me ask you, uh, uh, Mr. Strong, are you ready to take a phone call from one of, uh, our loyal viewers here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh totally.

'''KEVIN:''' Alright, Joe joins us on the phone from Pomona, California. Joe are you there?

'''JOE:''' Yeah, I'm here.

'''KEVIN:''' Alright, ya—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' What's up Joe from Pomona?

'''JOE:''' Hello.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You sound like you're seven years old, man.

'''JOE:''' Well no, I'm not seven years old.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool! Nice work.

'''KEVIN:''' He clearly proved you wrong there. ''{Strong Bad continues to talk incomprehensibly in the background}'' Wow! You got served Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I... uh, a little bit maybe, like a side of fries.

'''KEVIN:''' Yes, now... uh, Joe, do you have a question for Strong Bad? You should ask him before he goes off.

'''JOE:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' Yeah... uh, why don't we ever get to see your parents?

'''KEVIN:''' Ah!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean the worst question that I've ever been asked ever!? ''{lunging toward the screen}''

'''JOE:''' Yes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok... uh, you know that's such a terrible question, that's a perfect way to bring up how ''not'' to get your Strong Bad Email answered.

'''KEVIN:''' Wow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That one goes right into the deleted folder. You know what I'm saying?

'''KEVIN:''' Wow, like that's-

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Who cares what my parents look like? Who cares what Charlie Brown's parents look like? What Bugsy... Bunny-man looks like?

'''KEVIN:''' Wow, that's— that's a sensitive subject there, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, look... don't talk about my mom.

'''KEVIN:''' I... I—I wouldn't touch her. Not that... 'cause I'm sure she's a beautiful lady. I just wouldn't touch the subject of her.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.. yeah, yeah, you try— you touch— you lay a finger on my mom, Mr. Pulse—

'''KEVIN:''' ''{interrupting hastily}'' Alright, we're going to move right along. We have Ed on the line from Troy, Michigan.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What!?

'''KEVIN:''' Ed, you have a question for Strong Bad?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Another one!?

'''ED:''' Yes I do. I'd like to know what operating system you are running on, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's... a... two-S point cynics... five... uh, the upgrade. The full upgrade!

'''ED:''' ''{playing along}'' Oh wow, that's—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' I've got two dims of rims, and a couple a megachips of hard... time.

'''KEVIN:''' Wow!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, it's a, it's a...

'''KEVIN:''' That's nic—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' I souped it up! I—I got a putty knife at home like that guy.

'''KEVIN:''' That's great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I can break open ''any'' computer you give me.

'''KEVIN:''' Strong Bad, is it— now, have you ever been in trouble for hacking? Have you been accused of being a leet hacker?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I—I've been in trouble for hacking on the neighbor's flowers and bushes.

'''KEVIN:''' Yes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' They've got some hydrangidimuhs over there.

'''KEVIN:''' And that's— we don't like those.

'''ED:''' Like downloading music.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's right.

'''KEVIN:''' Alright, well, Strong Bad, thank you so much for your, uh, your s-PC-specs there and for taking our calls. We appreciate it. Big thanks to you and the Chapman Brothers as well.

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*The [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] clips that were shown are from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], Homestar Runner's [[Character Videos|character video]], [[dreamail]], [[20X6 vs. 1936]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]. Dreamail and Teen Girl Squad were the newest updates when this episode aired.
*Strong Bad's quip "It's great to be back on Pulse" is a reference to the (now-canceled) [[wikipedia:G4 (television)|G4 TV]] series Pulse that TBC have appeared on twice.

=== Inside References ===
*In the Chaps' interview, Matt is wearing a [[Scalding Lake]] T-shirt. He wears this shirt again in his role as [[Rather Dashing]] in the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
*The description of Strong Bad as "some type of [[Wrestleman|wrestleman]]" is from [[english paper]].

=== Real-World References ===
*Kevin's usage of the word "leet" is a reference to "[[wikipedia:Leet|leet-speak]]" and other aspects of hacker/script kiddies culture.
*Strong Bad's using a putty knife to break open computers could be a reference to the way in which a Mac Mini is opened. A thin knife is used to pry the screwless case open.

== External Links ==
*See the [http://www.g4techtv.com/screensavers/episodes/3848/Home_Star_Runner_eXeem_LA_Auto_Show.html G4TechTV's show info]
*Watch [http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=8995 the interview] (26.8MB Flash)


[[Category: Interviews and Public Appearances]][[Category: Puppet Stuff]][[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category: Strong Bad Filmography]]

retirement A

2006-10-02T22:14:08Z

Libertyernie: /* Real-World References */ - Better wording might help

{{sbenav|159a|cliffhangers|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail159a.png|thumb|"Perfect! Now I'm out of my anti-depressant."]]
The Lappy-nappers are revealed! Can Strong Bad save his beloved fold-em-up computer? Find out in the first half of a two-part email!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Lappy 486]], [[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], [[The Paper]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' October 2, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

''{Open in Strong Bad's computer room, coming in on a worried Strong Bad, while suspenseful music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My computer's been lappynapped!

''{A record scratches and the screen dims, Marshie comes in from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hello, Kenneth!

''{Marshie flies across a yellow background.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hear me roar!

''{Marshie growls for a moment, then opens his mouth wide, the background turns red, sound lines come out of his mouth, and he meows. Cut to a shot of the Sad Kids standing on top of Marshie.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' That's right, kids!

''{Silhouettes of the main characters scroll across the page, with big question marks over them. As he names the sweepstakes, the name appears on the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ''My Lappy Got Stole!'' Sweepstakes and win big!

''{As Marshie says "big", he grows a large, fat, white body, and his voice deepens. Cut to a shot of a bicycle. Marshie's voice is back to normal.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' First prize,—

''{A shot of a metal detector}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —second tries,—

''{Marshie, in a car, driving along with mountains in the background}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{singing}'' Take a trip to the mountains... ''{these words appear above the mountains, written on a musical staff}''

''{The screen dims and Marshie comes down from the top with a top hat and a cane.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' I'm a song and dance man!

''{Cut to a wooden desk, with a note card on it.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 note card,—

''{"it was the HIPPO!" is written on the note card.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,—

''{Four marshmallows appear, one stuck on each corner of the card. Cut to Marshie, talking through gritted teeth, in front of a painting.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —and just walk away, mother...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, looking at the ad on the TV. Marshie is next to a bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!

''{The words "Yeah! Still!" appear underneath Marshie. Cut to Strong Bad lying on the couch, surrounded by empty chip packets of various descriptions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be kidding me. Man, everybody's trying to make a buck o' nine off my heart-drooping loss.

''{He feels around in the nearest bag of chips, and finds that it's empty.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant. Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of ''{as he lists the flavourings, symbols for them appear at the top of the screen}'' Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chumps. I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription. Slinnnk...

''{Strong Bad somehow slides up and over the armrest of the couch, and off screen. Cut to Strong Bad at Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is nowhere to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! Hello? Can I get a witness? Bubs? ''{looks around the stand, and screams}''

''{Pan to the side of the stand, we see the Lappy's power cord hanging off the roof. Tense music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy's tail! I'll save you, Lappy-pie... boo... ''{runs back and forth anxiously}'' Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.

''{Strong Bad picks up a ladder from behind the stand, and climbs up onto the roof.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who put you up here— Wha?!?

''{The suspenseful music plays, and reveal the Lappy, with the broken Tandy and the shotgunned Compy. The Tandy is suspending a horseshoe magnet from a fishing rod above the Lappy's keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my crappier and crappiest computers!

''{Both old computers fizz and spark.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Careful, guys, let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet... I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive... Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for hush puppies. You guys still like hush puppies, don't you?

''{Both old computers fizz and spark a lot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. Hush puppies are out. For some reason I... I thought you guys liked hush puppies.

''{Both old computers keep fizzing and sparking. The Tandy also churns its floppy disk drive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!

''{The Paper goes back up, and the Compy "talks" for a bit. The Paper comes back down with "They want to come out of retirement..."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away. Ask them if they mean they want to come out of thrown-awayment.

''{The Paper comes down again, reading "They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are they joking? Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!

''{The Tandy lowers the magnet a little, and the Lappy's screen turns on, showing:}''

<blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none">
<div style="border: 1px solid black">
<p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0">
<big>Oh, Child!</big> 
It's the Teal Screen 
of Near Death! (TSoND)
</div></blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best. If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it. Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!

''{Both old computers "talk".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...

''{Fade through black to Strong Bad with the Tandy at the email-checking desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.

<blockquote class="tandy email">
dearest strong bad 
do you remember the email that you deleted 
the hardest 
sincerly 
josh 
oakland
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "sincerly" as written, and "josh oakland" as "josho kland"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalisation...

''{The first letters of each of "dearest", "strong", "bad", "do", "sincerly", "josh" and "oakland" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Misspelling...

''{The word "sincerly" is briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lack of punctuation...

''{The blank spaces after "bad", "hardest", "sincerly" and "josh" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like a winner to me! ''{typing}'' Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you! I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest. And I'm still remembering it right now!!! ''{stops typing}'' Homestar! Little help please.

''{Zooms out to reveal Homestar pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew into the hole in the side of the Tandy}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm way ahead of ya, SB.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.

''{Strong Bad holds up a box of "Oh No You Dent!!!" disgusting old person tablets}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Thems is my after-dinner mints!

''{Strong Bad tips several of the tablets into the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heavy reverb}'' And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted.

''{Strong Bad hits the keyboard, and the "DELETED!!" screen comes up, with a gothic font. Organ music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD & HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Deleted!

''{Strong Bad swings a pickaxe through the keyboard and the desk. The Tandy explodes, and gives off a bad graphics mushroom cloud.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.

''{Homestar, with one eye closed, starts pouring Mountain Dew on the carpet. Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! One down, one to go.

''{Cut to a shot of the shotgunned Compy on the desk. The suspenseful music plays. The Paper comes down, reading "To Be Continued Tomorrow!"}''

==Easter Eggs==
* Click on Strong Bad's diamond when he says he's got a lot of important text files on Lappy's harddrive to see a selection of those files.
<table>
<tr valign="top"><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    clncknmsfrmyslf.txt 
Cool nicknames for myself 
-------------------------- 
Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 
Giantus 
The Fake Frenchman 
<del style="color:red">Light 'n Fluffy</del> NO! 
Heaven in Tights 
Good Fortunator 
Bicep Lad 
Lebner 
Mighty Legit 
Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin 
Wisewallace 
/got nothin' 
The Detroit Locksmith 
Prudeacre
</blockquote>
</td><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
      cldshplog.txt 
 Cloud Shape Spotting Log 
------------------------- 
lightswitch w/no cover 
baseball headed baby 
brown water 
michigan w/2 bites out of it 
smallish elbow 
box of crackers (unopened) 
pestilence 
2 salamanders giving low-5's 
oversized novelty comb 
cheap date 
strong sad's ghost 
uppity maitre d 
strong sad's corpse 
diet pills
</blockquote>
</td></tr><tr><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    ltr2bkrythrftstr.txt 
Letter to Bakery Thrift Store 
------------------------- 
Dear Bakery Thrift Store, 
Whom do you think you are 
fooling? You sell old baked 
goods. The stuff regular 
bakeries throw away. So what 
if a loaf of bread is only 
29 cents? It's old bread. 
Should I start collecting 
roadkill squirrels, glue 
cotton balls to their butts 
and open an 'Aftermarket 
Rabbit Thrift Store?' Oh, 
wait. Yes I should. Thank You 
Bakery Thrift Store. Love, SB
</blockquote>
</td><td valign="bottom">[[Image:Dullard_sbemail159a.png|thumb|Horses in IT?]]</td></tr>
</table>

* Click on the roof vent after Strong Bad's joke about Horses in IT to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
* Click the plug socket after the explosion to replay the explosion animation.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The explosion following the addition of Mountain Dew and denture tablets to the Tandy 400 is due to the rapid release of carbon dioxide gas from both the carbonated water and the effervescent action of the sodium bicarbonate and citric acid in the tablets. This process is not to be confused with the [[Wikipedia:Mentos eruption|Mentos eruption]] phenomenon which releases gas only from the carbonated water due to the abundance of nucleation sites.
*[[Wikipedia:Control-Alt-Delete|Control-Alt-Delete]] is a computer keyboard command on [[Wikipedia:IBM PC compatible|IBM PC compatible]] systems that can be used to close programs or reboot the computer.

===Remarks===
[[Image:extra outlet and Lappy plug.png|thumb|120px|The Lappy's tail!]]
*In Marshie's Whodunnit? scene, every main character is visible silhouetted except for [[The Cheat]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Bad]] himself.
*Strong Bad says that the Lappy's hard drive holds five "[[Wikipedia:Megabyte|megs]]." However, in [[animal]], the Lappy has a "2 MB Hard Drive!".
*During Strong Bad's confrontation with the Tandy and Compy, there are clickable areas on the Lappy's screen, but clicking on them has no effect. This is because the Tandy's contrast buttons are behind the Lappy, and they are disabled in this scene.
*The word "contrast" on Strong Bad's Tandy is in a different font than it was before the Tandy was thrown out.
*The Paper doesn't have a link to Strong Bad's email address.
*If you view the flash file, during the Mountain Dew scene, there is an extra plug outlet outside the black, complete with the Lappy's cord plugged in.

=== Goofs ===
*The Lappy seems to still have all its keys, despite one of them having been removed in [[cliffhangers]].

===Inside References===
*This email follows directly from [[cliffhangers]], where Strong Bad's computer was kidnapped at the end of the email.
*This is another appearance of [[Index Cards|index cards]] on the site.
*"Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!" may be a reference to the fact that Strong Bad last checked an email with the Tandy in 2002.
*The position of Strong Bad's head in front of the Tandy, his reflected mouth on the Tandy's screen and his lack of head movement is a reference to his early emails.
*"Number 119, a-deleted" may be a reference to Email #119 ([[animal]]) in which Strong Bad first got the Lappy.
*Two of the items on Strong Bad's Cloud Shape Spotting Log ("strong sad's ghost" and "strong sad's corpse") refer to [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|Strong Sad's imagined death]].
*Homestar pouring [[Mountain Dew]] into the Tandy is a reference to [[anything]], in which he poured Mountain Dew onto the Compy.
*The line "if it'll save the orphanage" is a reference to [[Kid Speedy]], in which coming "not last" wins you enough money to "get the orphanage its operation".
*Strong Bad makes Homsar's walking noise when he notices the Lappy's cord and is franticaly pacing around.

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|Teal]] Screen of Near Death is a reference to the various colored [[Wikipedia:Category:Screens of death|Screens of death]] used by computer operating systems to indicate serious system errors. The [[Compy 386]] has been seen to have its own [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]] (the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]]) on more than one occasion.
*[[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]] is an actor most known for his role in the films ''[[Wikipedia:Nine to Five|Nine to Five]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tootsie|Tootsie]]''.
*Strong Bad scrambling back and forth underneath the Lappy's cord may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]], while the music is reminiscent of the game [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]], when the player is fighting a boss.
*[[Wikipedia:Slick Rick|Slick Rick]] was a popular hip-hop artist of the late 1980's and early 1990's.
*/got nothin' in the text files is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark.com]], where people sometimes end their posts with that remark.
*Homestar pouring Mountain Dew onto the carpet after the destruction of the Tandy may be a reference to the practice of pouring [[Wikipedia:libation|libations]] on the ground to honor the dead.
*A [[Wikipedia:Hushpuppy|Hushpuppy]] is a deep-fried ball of cornmeal commonly eaten in the southern United States.
*"Buck o' nine" may be a reference to the San Diego, California ska band [[Wikipedia:Buck-O-Nine|Buck-O-Nine]].
*Strong Bad's contracted naming of files refers to names often given to files due to 8.3 naming conventions present in FAT16 and earlier filesystems, although some of his file names would be too long for these rules.


==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|159a|9957}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

HRWiki:STUFF

2006-08-02T17:23:32Z

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{{stuffinstructions}} 
<noinclude>[[Category:STUFF|STUFF]]</noinclude>
==STUFF'd facts==

{{STUFF/pizzaz}}
{{STUFF/keep cool}}
{{STUFF/lady...ing}}
{{STUFF/haircut}}
{{STUFF/Broken Compy Menu}}
{{STUFF/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_11}}
{{STUFF/video_games}}
{{STUFF/redesign}}
{{STUFF/FAQ}}

pizzaz

2006-08-02T17:17:36Z

Libertyernie: /* Fun Facts */ added STUFF

{{sbenav|113|old comics|the facts}}
[[Image:pizzaz.png|thumb|"Minty gargle."]]

Ryan N. asks Strong Bad what the secret to his "pizzaz" is. Strong Bad does a journalism interview with himself on his "[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]"  to find out.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Strong Bad]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Biscuit Dough Hands Man}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad's Buffalo Style Ranch (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' September 13, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:18

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{types "strongbad" while singing}'' Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... ''{He types "_email.exe".}'' Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! ''{He brings up the email and reads it.}''

<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I'd like to know...what is the secret 
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool? 
 
peace out dawg foo gangsta yo 
Ryan N.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... ''{typing}'' Did you just call me a dog food gangsta? What is that supposed to mean? ''{in an Olde English typeface}'' Ought I to be offended? ''{clears screen}'' Anyways... ''{typing}'' The secret to my pizzaz/why am I so cool? ''{spoken only}'' Hey, ''{typed and spoken}'' good questions Ryguy, let's ask me!!

''{music starts and a newspaper background appears}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:

''{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at his toughest interviewee yet...

''{a crosshair appears and moves around the screen revealing the scene underneath it before centering on Strong Bad's head and flashing "LOCKED ON!!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...HIMSLEF! ''{echoes ridiculously}'' Eh...I mean...himself.

''{The scene changes to Strong Bad's interview stage with the lights dimmed; Strong Bad is talking to someone off-screen with his microphone turned off. The lights fade up and Strong Bad turns toward the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...

'''AUDIENCE:''' Get to tha point!

''{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome, Strong Bad.

''{The camera switches to the rear of Strong Bad to reveal another Strong Bad, this one dressed in a sailor's cap with a corncob pipe, hereafter referred to as "CAPTAIN STRONG BAD" for clarity's sake; aside from the hat and pipe, he's a carbon copy of Strong Bad}''

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, Strong Bad.

''{The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So... You're dressed like a ship's captain. Whuh... Um... Why are you dressed like a ship's captain?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' I thought that I heard that it was... ''{looks around}'' ...the latest style.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Absolutely not the case. So... You're still dressed like a ship's captain. Why is that?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'm telling you, I either saw or read or ''{quickly under his breath}'' hearditfromTheCheat that it's the latest style!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you say. This "The Cheat" you mentioned... ''{speaking with slight hint of withheld laughter}'' is he also dressed like a ship's captain?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, no way. The Cheat's too cool for that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But you don't seem to have that problem.

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' What... No, wait, you turned it all around on me! I'm cool! I have pizzaz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-huh. And a corncob pipe.

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! This interview is OVERRRR!

''{Strong Bad sticks his face in the screen and shakes his fists as the picture fuzzes out.}''

''{Cue an old-cartoon-style picture of The Cheat next to a pulled power plug with the text "Hang In There" and "Technical Difficulties."}''

''{After a little while, newspaper background and music returns with a picture of Captain Strong Bad's angry outburst.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So after many fives of dollars and saying "Come oooonnnnnn!" a lot, I got Strong Bad to agree to a second interview, this time on his buffalo-style ranch in Strong Badia.

''{Switch to image of Strong Badia with Strong Bad and Captain Strong Bad behind the fence, which zooms to fill the screen and then cranes in on the two Strong Bads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... What's the secret to your pizzaz?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Well, for starters, you've gotta have the three G's. Gumption, uh... Gum, like, chew gum, and, um... Gar........gle. Minty gargle.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Minty...gargle. ''{Captain Strong Bad nods.}''

''{The camera switches to behind the fence, showing that it is far too tall for Strong Bad's head to come above it normally, and that they are both actually hanging from the fence by their arms}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is that really all you got?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... Yeah, pretty much.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{He makes "la-de-da-de-da" Cheat noises as he comes on-screen and the camera moves back to the front of the fence.}''

'''BOTH STRONG BADS:''' Hey, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat looks at one, then the other, then the other, faster and faster until finally his head explodes.}''

''{The scene shifts back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, I never really got a straight answer outta me, RyGuy. But if you wanna be cool and have pizzas like me, it looks like the secret has a lot to do with fresh breath apparently. Okay, before I go, I'd like to give a shout out to all my Dogfood Gangstas. Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. ''{speaking}'' Colors. ''{typing}'' Here goes The Strong Baaaaad. ''{gets up from the stool and continues off-screen}'' Oh, here goes The Strong Baaaaad!

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:The Strong Bad A Chimendez.png|thumb|In colors!]]
*Click on "Dogfood Gangstas" at the end of the email to see a Powered by The Cheat-style graffiti image of Strong Bad as a Dogfood Gangsta.
*Click on "secret" at the end of the email to see a sneak peek of Strong Bad's next show.
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum... Watch as Strong Bad levels the business end of his 12-gauge journalism bazooka squarely at: Biscuit Dough Hands Man!
*Also click on "The Strong Baaaaad" to get a preview of Strong Bad's old-western-style TV show "The Strong Bad" (In Colors!), created by [[A. Chimendez]].
''{Cut to a wooden gate with a sign reading "Buffalo-Style Ranch."}''
:'''SINGER:''' Here comes the Strong Bad! Here comes the Strong Bad! Yeeha!
''{The words "The Strong Bad in Colors! Created by A. Chimendez" appear. A bullet hole is shot through the words.}''

== Fun Facts ==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Trivia===
*The words that scroll across the screen in the intro for the talk show read "MICROPHONES," "TALKING," "2 PEOPLE," "A GLOBE," and "A PLANT."
*When the Strong Bad in the sailor outfit knocks over the chair in the interview room, [[The Geddup Noise]] is heard.
*According to the DVD commentary, RyGuy is the [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers' Chaps]] nickname for [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Additionally, it is his email address.

===Remarks===
*"Pizzaz" is spelled incorrectly. The correct [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pizzazz spellings] are "pizzazz" and "pizazz."
*Biscuit Dough Hands Man is the initial suspect for Strong Bad's crimes in "[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]", created by [[Bubs]] drawing [[The King of Town|the King of Town's]] description of Strong Bad. So technically, Strong Bad will be interviewing himself again.
*This is the first instance of [[Twin Characters|twin characters]].
*In the Biscuit Dough Hands Man easter egg, the announcer says that Strong Bad would be leveling his "12-gauge journalism bazooka" at him in the next episode. This is incorrect, as bazookas/rocket launchers of any type do not come in "gauge". "Gauge" refers only to shotguns, which is an indirect measurement on the barrel based upon how many balls of buckshot can be made out of a one pound cube of iron (which is how shotgun ammo was made when shotguns were first invented - today the process is different, but the measurement continues to be used) for a type of shotgun. The larger the barrel, the smaller the gauge, as each individual ball of buckshot had to be bigger. Also, 12-gauge is the most common type of gauge used in shotguns today, though both smaller and bigger ones can be found.

===Goofs===
*Ship's Captain Strong Bad's arm is missing in the first interview, making his hand float somehow.

===Inside References===
*The background at the Buffalo-Style Ranch is from "[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]".
*"The Strong Bad" (In Colors!) was created by [[A. Chimendez]], who also writes the episodes of [[Cheat Commandos]].
*The phrase "Neva Die" was said by Homestar Runner in "[[car]]." The gangsta font is also used in [[car]], on Strong Bad's boxing glove.
*The background in the beginning of The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum is the same as the background in the beginning of "[[Senor Mortgage]]."
*The cartoon image of The Cheat pulling out a power plug is a reference to The Cheat's first appearance in "[[Original Book|The Strongest Man in the World]]."
*This is another instance of [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]].
*The font used for "Get to tha point" is similar to, if not the same as, the font used for Strong Bad's graffiti "Job" in "[[A Jorb Well Done]]."
*The plant on Strong Bad's show is [[Credenza]] the ficus from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].

===Real-World References===
*The interview program may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tim Russert|Tim Russert]]'s [[Wikipedia:Meet the Press|''Meet the Press'']] on which Russert often tries to be tough about unimportant topics ("So...you're still dressed as a ship's captain"). Russert also makes frequent references to his hometown of [[Wikipedia:Buffalo, New York|Buffalo]], while Strong Bad makes numerous references to such in this email with the phrase "Buffalo-style."
*"This interview is OVER!" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Professional wrestling|Pro Wrestling]] Manager J.J. Dillon, who managed [[Wikipedia:Ric Flair|Ric Flair]] in the early '80s in Georgia (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). He would end every interview with the same comment.
*The gunshot sound at the end of the Easter egg (and the style of the hole being blasted from the "The Strong Bad" logo) is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES game]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope|Super Scope 6]]''—and is the sound used in all the [[Wikipedia:Lazer Blazer|''Lazer Blazer'']] games when a shot is fired.
*Strong Bad dressing up as a captain for an interview is similar to an episode of [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] in which Jerry is forced to wear a pirate shirt for an interview and is asked why he is wearing it by his interviewer several times.
*The Three [[G]]'s, also known as "GGG," will be familiar to any [[Wikipedia:Dan Savage|Dan Savage]] (''[[Wikipedia:Savage Love|Savage Love]]'') reader. It refers to being Good, Giving and Game in an intimate relationship.
*The concept for the fictitious TV show ''The Strong Bad'' is based on ''[[Wikipedia:Bonanza|Bonanza]]'', the first regularly broadcast American television program to be filmed in color. In particular, the "Here Comes the Strong Bad" theme shares many traits with Bonanza's: a rising major triad, with the first tone repeated several times with rhythmic values less than a beat, followed by the other two tones, each taking up a full beat.
*"Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. Colors." is a reference to the song "Colors" by rapper [[Wikipedia:Ice T|Ice T]]. Specifically, the line "The gangs of L.A. will never die, just multiply, colors".

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad puts on the ship's captain hat again in [[modeling]].
*The "Technical Difficulties" screen from this email later donates its format and style to the "Pardon Our Problems" screen in [[Fall Float Parade]].
*Biscuit Dough Hands Man will again be the never-seen subject of the next episode in the email [[myths & legends]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Here’s the rare occasion where ''Mike'' went out of town and I had to finish an email.

'''MIKE:''' That’s true. I was in San Francisco and Matt did pretty much the whole thing by himself. Good job, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Thanks. Did it come out okay?

'''MIKE:''' It did.

'''MATT:''' I think—

'''MIKE:''' It’s the— it’s always a good treat when that happens because then I get to watch the email on Monday morning.

'''MATT:''' Fresh.

'''MIKE:''' Fresh and not really knowing what happens.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' So it was good.

''{pause until Strong Bad types, "Ought I to be offended?"}''

'''MIKE:''' That’s—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He’s got dynamic like, tone sensors on his keyboard.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah that knows—

'''MATT:''' That can tell when he gets quieter and when he’s getting formal. 'Cause I think it does the same thing when he says the, uh, "and Trogdor smote the Kerrek."

'''MIKE:''' That’s right.

'''MATT:''' And turns into that fancy font.

'''MIKE:''' That script font.

'''MATT:''' ''{in reference to the Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum title screen}'' Talking, a globe, a plant, two people.

''{scene cuts to interview}''

'''MIKE:''' I think that’s the same newspaper background from the, uh, Senor Cardgadge. The thin in.

'''MATT:''' I think you can read some phone numbers on that. We should probably do something about that. ''{laughs}''

''{pause until after Strong Bad says "Get to tha point"}''

'''MATT:''' That background is, uh, almost as good as if not better than [[the show]] background as being uh— looking like an old Joe Franklin set or something.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah like, uh, Fernwood 2Nite or something. Some 70’s talk show. Is that— is that plant—

'''MATT:''' Credenza?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Credenza?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That’s Credenza.

'''MIKE:''' Umm... we just saw a guy in the parking lot of our office dressed as ship's captain this morning.

'''MATT:''' A pail of water—

'''MIKE:''' He had a bucket full of water dumping it in the parking lot and he was wearing a ship's captain hat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. He had pizzaz.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' He definitely did.

'''MATT:''' Umm so Strong Bad really lays it to himself. Really gives himself the business. With a third d—

'''MIKE:''' As only Strong Bad could.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. He doesn’t react very well. You think he could— he could take it.

'''MIKE:''' He just quits. This is a great song. This is a great song! ''{starts singing}'' I’ll sing it ''{continues singing and snaps his fingers}''

'''MATT:''' ''{makes a the Cheat noise at the end of the song like "meh"}''

'''MIKE:''' That was good.

''{short pause. Start again when Strong Bad says "come on."}''

'''MIKE:''' Let me— let me see.

'''MATT:''' Oh. Microphone I think is one of the words.

'''MIKE:''' I don’t think there’s any thing legible.

'''MATT:''' Water. Water Views. Uhhh—

'''MIKE:''' Oh! Look at that camera move!

'''MATT:''' Yeah thanks.

'''MIKE:''' Solid!

'''MATT:''' Cinematic.

'''MIKE:''' Little dolly action.

'''MATT:''' I did go to film school!

''{both laugh, then sigh}''

'''MATT:''' Uhh..

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' So I don’t even think— I think I already started animating this scene and then realized that, "Wow! You know what they have to either be standing on something or hanging from the fence." So I had 'em hanging from the fence.

'''MIKE:''' That was good.

'''MATT:''' Umm... uh oh.

'''BOTH:''' Here it comes again!

''{The Cheat's head explodes}''

'''MATT:''' That’s gotta hurt. That happens—

'''MIKE:''' That happens several times. RyGuy is, uh, the nickname of our friend Ryan.

'''MATT:''' That’s what we call him.

'''MIKE:''' Or— Well... I was gunna say something but it was a curse word. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Mike, don’t tell— we don’t know any curse words!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Shut up! That’s like that rap song, Colors by Ice-T. "The gangs in LA will never die, just multiply. Colors."

===Fun Facts===
*"[[imdb:tt0075505|Fernwood 2Nite]]" was a TV talk-show parody aired in the late 1970s. It was a spin off of the soap opera parody "[[imdb:tt0074021|Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman]]."
*[[Wikipedia:Joe Franklin|Joe Franklin]] is a radio and television personality who hosted one of the first television talk-shows.

== External Links ==
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== Toons ==

=== Weclome Back ===

=== A Folky Tale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "DMP" on the toons menu
A=A Folky Tale

Q=What does Saddy Dumpington call himself when he is dressed as a snake in "A Folky Tale"
A=Weird Snake Joe

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what are the Dancing Brothers allergic to
A=foxes

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what does Saddy Dumpington say is "no doubt right around the corner"
A=famine

Q=According to Strong Sad, what was Saddy Dumpington good at spreading
A=sadness and misery

Q=Who does Bubs have a phone conversation with in an Easter egg in "A Folky Tale"
A=Homestar Runner
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cool Things ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KUL" on the toons menu
A=Cool Things

Q=In "Cool Things", what did Homestar write on Marzipan's wall
A=Cool Tapes

Q=Which professional tennis player's name does Homestar exclaim when he discovers Marzipan's band, "Cool Tapes"
A=Pete Sampras

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Cool Things", who moved away after fifth grade
A=Dripping Yellow Madness

Q=In "Cool Things", what does Homestar get from Bubs' Concession Stand in exchange for his glasses
A=grapes

Q=Which big toon has the page title "Sittin' with a kitty..."
A=Cool Things
</nowiki></pre>

=== Bug In Mouth Disease ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "BUG" on the toons menu
A=Bug In Mouth Disease

Q=The show Strong Sad watches in "Bug In Mouth Disease" focuses on which historical character
A=Shakespeare

Q=Which underwear did Strong Sad really care about in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=the blue ones

Q=According to his paranormal investigator business card, what is Bubs' email address
A=BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Q=The sunglasses Homestar wears when on the Caleb Rentplayer show are originally from which Strong Bad Email
A=the bet

Q=What nickname does Strong Bad give Homestar Runner in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=McDorkle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Shopping for Danger ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "DOZ" on the toons menu
A=Shopping For Danger

Q=On the toons menu, what is the three-letter channel ID for "Shopping For Danger"
A=DOZ

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what day is it at the local grocery store
A=double coupon day

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what is the bottom right item advertised on the overhead grocery store sign
A=blue bottles

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what store is located next to Price Style
A=Hausgood

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", when the Cheat Commandos bust through the store's windows, which commando lands several aisles back
A=Silent Rip
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "SBJ" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon

Q=To protect Marzipan in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what did Homestar suggest he change his name to?
A=Homestar-Runner

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what does P.O.P. stand for
A=Powers of Persuasion

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call from behind bars
A=Professor Tor Coolguy

Q=What is the first item Strong Bad and The Cheat are actually shown stealing in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=The King of Town's crown

Q=After the King of Town is questioned, who becomes Coach Z and Bubs' prime suspect in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=Biscuit-Dough Hands Man
</nowiki></pre>

=== Parsnips A-Plenty ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAP" on the toons menu
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q="Parsnips A-Plenty" is presented in glorious what
A=Sound-O-Vision

Q=The "scene missing" gag in "Parsnips A-Plenty" may be inspired by a near-identical scene in an episode of which popular British comedy television show
A=Monty Python's Flying Circus

Q=What does Old-Timey Strong Bad plan on making in "Parsnips A-Plenty"
A=parsnip pie

Q=What is the second shortest "big toon" ever
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q=When you click on the Kaiser's head in an Easter egg in "Parsnips A-Plenty", a message comes up with what text
A=BUY U.S. SOUP BONDS
</nowiki></pre>

=== Where's The Cheat? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=What is the longest cartoon on the Homestar Runner site
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Homestar Runner

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Where's the Cheat", what do The Cheat and Strong Sad play on Tuesdays
A=Jenga

Q=According to a poster in "Where's The Cheat?", how many pounds does The Cheat weigh
A=18

Q=What brand of cigarettes was The Cheat caught using in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Trophy Lights
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Luau ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CFB" on the toons menu
A=The Luau

Q=According to Marzipan's advertisement in "The Luau", what will Strong Sad read
A=ancient Hawaiian poetry

Q=On the toons menu, what does the three-letter channel ID for "The Luau", "CFB", stand for
A=crap for brains

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to credit Missy Palmer as a writer
A=The Luau

Q=In "The Luau", who does Strong Bad say isn't coming to his party
A=fire

Q=About how long had Strong Sad been standing next to the tofu in "The Luau"
A=20 minutes
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Jorb Well Done ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=A Jorb Well Done

Q=According to the slideshow in "A Jorb Well Done", what is the construction worker's job
A=to smash things

Q=What character appears in the first scene of "A Jorb Well Done" but then doesn't appear for the rest of the toon
A=Bubs

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", what color is the "B" in Strong Bad's graffiti
A=orange

Q=At the end of "A Jorb Well Done", what kind of animal does Coach Z call Homestar
A=hamster

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", how does Homestar spell Coach Z's mispronunciation of "job"
A=jaerb
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Reddest Radish ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "RED" on the toons menu
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What was the last Homestar Runner big toon to be released in the year 2000
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What cartoon features a unique "paper doll cut-out" visual style
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", how many times does Marzipan say "Ouch." while knocking on Homestar's door before leaving
A=3

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", what object does the wagon carrying the radish trip over
A=a can

Q=During the fight scene in "The Reddest Radish", what color is Strong Mad
A=gray
</nowiki></pre>

=== In Search of the Yello Dello ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "QLO" on the toons menu
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to feature Atari 2600 graphics
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=How many pages does the incomplete "In Search of the Yello Dello" storyboards have
A=20

Q=According to the TV show in "In Search of the Yello Dello", where is the Yello Dello found
A=North-eastern Potamia

Q=In "In Search of the Yello Dello", Strong Sad says that the little gray fat kid's brothers took his underwear and filled it with what
A=bologna

Q=How many different "In Search of the Yello Dello" deleted scenes are there on the site
A=4
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town DVD ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KOT" on the toons menu
A=The King of Town

Q=What is the Toon Menu's description of "The King of Town"
A=KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.

Q=What does the pooh smith say in "The King of Town" DVD storyboards
A=nope

Q=According to "The King of Town" DVD, what does the King of Town do all the time
A=worries

Q=How many times does Pom Pom speak in "The King of Town" DVD
A=0

Q=According to a secret version of the "The King of Town" DVD commentary, what was Strong Bad's motivation to do it
A=money
</nowiki></pre>

== Shorts ==
=== Sbemail 150?!? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "150" on the toons menu
A=Sbemail 150?!?
</nowiki></pre>

=== 500 The Cheats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "500" on the toons menu
A=500 The Cheats
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is a Bad Guy ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "GUY" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

Q=According to "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy", what would Strong Mad get for a tattoo
A=a glowy box

Q=Which toon, not counting the original theme song video, was made in Mario Paint
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
</nowiki></pre>

=== Sick Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SIK" on the toons menu
A=Sick Day

Q=In Sick Day, what does Strong Bad name Strong Mad's room (miss out the accent)
A=Rotten Egglund

Q=In Sick Day, what is the name of Strong Bad's tissue brand
A=Tish, you!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Commandos in the Classroom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "P2T" on the toons menu
A=Commandos in the Classroom

Q=What is the last specific thing Gunhaver mentions when listing what the evil half of the brain likes
A=lootering

Q=What does Blue Laser Commander smoke in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=candy

Q=What debilitating gold rush era disease does Reynold claim to have in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=dysentery

Q=In "Commandos in the Classroom", what food does Reynold say he has never eaten before
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== TrogdorCon '97 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CON" on the toons menu
A=TrogdorCon '97

Q=In "TrogdorCon '97," where did The Cheat get his big ol' horn
A=Booth 709

Q=What booth do Strong Bad and The Cheat have in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=Booth 101

Q=How does Strong Sad mispronounce the word "anime" in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=ah-NEE-may
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Li'l Brudder Show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LIL" on the toons menu
A=The Li'l Brudder Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "QST" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Preview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PQT" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Preview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Experimental Film ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLM" on the toons menu
A=Experimental Film
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senor Mortgage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SCM" on the toons menu
A=Senor Mortgage
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos...O's ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CCO" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos...O's
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheatar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "TAR" on the toons menu
A=The Cheatar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mr. Shmallow ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LOW" on the toons menu
A=Mr. Shmallow
</nowiki></pre>

=== Ballad of The Sneak ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SNK" on the toons menu
A=Ballad of The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== Lookin at a Thing in a Bag ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "BAG" on the toons menu
A=Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
</nowiki></pre>

=== Arcade Game ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "ARC" on the toons menu
A=Arcade Game

Q=What does Stong Bad say that he's doing when Homestar finds him playing Trogdor in "Arcade Game"
A=Doing The Cheat's taxes
</nowiki></pre>

=== 20X6 vs. 1936 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "2X6" on the toons menu
A=20X6 vs. 1936
</nowiki></pre>

=== The System is Down ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "YHO" on the toons menu
A=The System is Down
</nowiki></pre>

=== Meet Marshie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PUF" on the toons menu
A=Meet Marshie
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "INT" on the toons menu
A=The Interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fluffy Puff Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLF" on the toons menu
A=Fluffy Puff Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Theme Song Video ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "HSR" on the toons menu
A=Theme Song Video
</nowiki></pre>

=== Kick the Can ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CAN" on the toons menu
A=Kick the Can
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad Sings ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SBS" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What is the oldest Short still on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What telephone number is given in the written information for "Strong Bad Sings"
A=1-800-555-SBSINGS

Q=As "Happy Birthday to You" is copyrighted, what song is forgotten by Strong Mad in the DVD version of "Strong Bad Sings"
A=Hot Cross Buns

Q=How much does the "Strong Bad Sings" collection cost
A=$193.75

Q=What is the title of the second song Strong Bad is shown singing in the "Strong Bad Sings" commercial
A=Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
</nowiki></pre>

== Holiday ==
=== Happy Trogday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "3RD" on the toons menu
A=Happy Trogday

Q=On which of Trogdor's birthdays was "Happy Trogday" made
A=Third

Q=What is on Stinkoman's birthday hat
A=Prawn
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fall Float Parade ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAL" on the toons menu
A=Fall Float Parade

Q=According to Strong Bad in "Fall Float Parade", Strong Sad goes into a trance when what words are spoken
A=Covered bridges
</nowiki></pre>

=== More Fan Costumes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TUM" on the toons menu
A=More Fan Costumes
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Potion-ma-jig ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JIG" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Potion-ma-jig

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Ookla the Mok

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Jambi

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Devo Member

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Gossamer

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Theo Huxtable

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Apollo Creed

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Beaker

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Walter Sobchak

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Toad

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Moocher

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Colonel Sanders

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Tingle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Happy Fireworks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "BAM" on the toons menu
A=Happy Fireworks

Q=What type of firework did Coach Z say he married
A=M-300
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senorial Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SNR" on the toons menu
A=Senorial Day

Q=Which real-world holiday was Senorial Day based on
A=Memorial Day
</nowiki></pre>

=== HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FUL" on the toons menu
A=HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Presents: Presents ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "GBO" on the toons menu
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=In which Decemberween toon did Homestar Run outside naked
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=Which Michael Jackson music video is Homestar's t-shirt from in "Homestar Presents: Presents"
A=Beat It
</nowiki></pre>

=== Snowglobe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DSH" on the toons menu
A=Snowglobe

Q=Which Peasant's Quest themed toon celebrated Decemberween
A=Snowglobe
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Fairstival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HIC" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Fairstival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Lion-O

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Cesar Romero as The Joker

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=David Bowie

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Ben Wallace

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Tupac

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=One of the 3 Most Important People in the World

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Willie Nelson

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Big Boy

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Sigmund

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Carl Spackler

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Mayor of Halloweentown

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Kumar
</nowiki></pre>

=== That A Ghost ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OLD" on the toons menu
A=That A Ghost
</nowiki></pre>

=== Decemberween In July ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DIJ" on the toons menu
A=Decemberween In July
</nowiki></pre>

=== Under Construction ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "APR" on the toons menu
A=Under Construction

Q=Which April Fools' Day toon featured Stinkoman and Sticklyman
A=Under Construction
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 Times Halloween Funjob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=3 Times Halloween Funjob

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=M. Bison

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Ozone

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=David Byrne

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Magnum P.I.

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kool Moe Dee

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Mel

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=The Log Lady

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Izzy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=John McEnroe

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Hamburglar

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Slash

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=A Santaman

Q=Who did Stinkoman dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Speed Racer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fan Costume Commentary ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAN" on the toons menu
A=Fan Costume Commentary
</nowiki></pre>

=== Malloween Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MAL" on the toons menu
A=Malloween Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Superbowl Dealie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUP" on the toons menu
A=Superbowl Dealie
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Decemberween Pageant ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAG" on the toons menu
A=A Decemberween Pageant
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pumpkin Carve-nival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "CRV" on the toons menu
A=Pumpkin Carve-nival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A Sleestak

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Homestar as Angus Young

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Vyvyan

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A ghost

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Kid

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Captain Lou Albano

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Left Eye Lopes

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=The Kool-Aid Man

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Russell

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Angus Young

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Mario

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Ghost Dog

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Strong Bad as The Bee
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Best Decemberween Ever ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "XMS" on the toons menu
A=The Best Decemberween Ever
</nowiki></pre>

=== Some Stupid Turkey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TKY" on the toons menu
A=Some Stupid Turkey

Q=What was the first Thanksgiving toon on the site
A=Some Stupid Turkey
</nowiki></pre>

=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUK" on the toons menu
A=The House that Gave Sucky Treats

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Lazer Tag

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Carmen Sandiego

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Andy Warhol

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Fridge

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Humpty Hump

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Mars Blackmon

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Joey Ramone

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Michael Moore

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Punchy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Greatest American Hero

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Hagar the Horrible

Q=Who did The Knight dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A="Idaho"

Q=Who did The Hornblower dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=B.C.

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Wimpy
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Mother's Day Message ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MOM" on the toons menu
A=A Mother's Day Message
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Holiday Greeting ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OHO" on the toons menu
A=A Holiday Greeting

Q=The first Decemberween toon on the site -- "A Holiday Greeting" -- never mentioned Decemberween. What season's greeting did it give at the end
A=Happy Holidays

Q=In "A Holiday Greeting", what is the first line of the song Strong Bad sings
A=O Holy Crap
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestarloween Party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HWN" on the toons menu
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=What was the first Halloween toon on the site
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Carmen Miranda

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Gorbachev

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Slim Goodbody

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Flavor Flav

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Rerun

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Jeannie

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Mr. Stay-Puft

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Tron

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Kurt Cobain

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Cap'n Crunch
</nowiki></pre>

== Puppet Stuff ==

=== Biz Cas Fri 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "BIZ" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 1

Q=Which toon has a computer that displays, "Flamboyant System Error, 3rd Qtr. Projection = Bad News"
A=Biz Cas Fri 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "CAS" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Homestar Runner say, "Thursday is the new Friday"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Strong Bad say to Homestar, "You smell like wet tech support, with onions"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "FRI" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 3

=== Labor Dabor ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What was the Labor Day Puppet Stuff called
A=Labor Dabor
</nowiki></pre>

== Powered by the Cheat ==

=== Everybody to the Limit ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which is the only Powered by the Cheat toon Strong Bad has shown approval of
A=Everybody to the Limit
</nowiki></pre>

== Strong Bad Email ==

=== some kinda robot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 1
A=some kinda robot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Abdi LaRue
A=some kinda robot

Q=From some kinda robot: Strong Bad meant to type "go to bed". What did he actually type
A=got to bed
</nowiki></pre>

=== homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 2
A=homsar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Vinnie C
A=homsar

Q=Strong Bad email "homsar" used to have a third button next to the two contrast buttons. What was it labeled
A=old emails

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to feature a character other than Strong Bad
A=homsar

Q=Who was the first character besides Strong Bad to appear in a Strong Bad email
A=homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== butt IQ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 3
A=butt IQ

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to end in "Crapfully yours"
A=butt IQ

Q=Which American indie rock band named one of their songs "On a Scale from One to Awesome (You're Pretty Great)" after a line from Strong Bad email "butt IQ"
A=The Reunion Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== homestar hair ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 4
A=homestar hair

Q=In which Strong Bad email does Strong Bad play "Temple of Apshai"
A=homestar hair

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to be deleted by Strong Bad
A=homestar hair

Q=From homestar hair: Strong Bad plays a game at the end of this email. What is it called
A=temple of apshai
</nowiki></pre>

=== making out ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 5
A=making out

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kissless in Santa Rosa
A=making out

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Frampton's Camel"
A=making out
</nowiki></pre>

=== depressio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 6
A=depressio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Anthony
A=depressio

Q=What is Strong Sad's email address
A=depressio@homestarrunner.com

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 500!!"
A=depressio
</nowiki></pre>

=== halloweener ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 7
A=halloweener

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ben
A=halloweener

Q=What was the last email where Strong Bad's mouth reflection is visible in the monitor
A=halloweener
</nowiki></pre>

=== brianrietta ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 8
A=brianrietta

Q=From brianrietta: What homestar runner character does Brian claim has his number
A=pom pom

Q=At the end of which email does Strong Bad actually sign his name
A=brianrietta
</nowiki></pre>

=== i love you ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 9
A=i love you

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon where Fhqwhgads makes an appearance
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon to feature the painting of a guy with a big knife
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email where The Paper appears outside Strong Bad's computer room
A=i love you

Q=From i love you: What is the common abbreviation of the email sender's "name"
A=fhqwhgads
</nowiki></pre>

=== trevor the vampire ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 10
A=trevor the vampire

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Trevor
A=trevor the vampire

Q=From trevor the vampire: Fill in the blank: "Oh Trevor, I ____ for you"
A=pine
</nowiki></pre>

=== i rule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 11
A=i rule

Q=Which Strong Bad email has the smallest Flash file size (coming in at 132k)
A=i rule

Q=According to the email "i rule", Strong Bad has ruled strongbadia since when
A=diaper school
</nowiki></pre>

=== credit card ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 12
A=credit card

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
A=credit card

Q=From Strong Bad email "credit card", what is the expiry date on Homestar's credit card
A=13/02

Q=What credit card company does Homestar use
A=Superfied Credit Union

Q=What is the name of the website Strong Bad visits at the end of the Strong Bad email "credit card," which is an actual site the Brothers Chaps made up just for fun
A=www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== i she be ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 13
A=i she be

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Great Looking Girl
A=i she be

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams
A=i she be

Q=From the email "i she be", what is The Cheat's screen name
A=cheatachu72

Q=From the email "i she be", what is the Great looking Girl's screen name
A=gr8lookinggrrl
</nowiki></pre>

=== duck pond ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 14
A=duck pond

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ron Kiwi
A=duck pond

Q=In the email "duck pond", how does Strong Bad spell Unfortunately
A=Unfortunatley
</nowiki></pre>

=== the basics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 15
A=the basics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from T.J.
A=the basics

Q=According to "labor day", what is Strong Bad's favorite email
A=the basics
</nowiki></pre>

=== band names ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 16
A=band names

Q=From the email "band names", what is the first band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LAZOR

Q=From the email "band names", what is the second band name Strong Bad suggests
A=BIGG NIFE

Q=From the email "band names", what is the third band name Strong Bad suggests
A=TARANCHULA

Q=From the email "band names", what is the fourth band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LIMOZEEN
</nowiki></pre>

=== studying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 17
A=studying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Roy
A=studying

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to contain a clickable easter egg
A=studying

Q=In the original version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.com

Q=In the DVD version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.egg
</nowiki></pre>

=== stand-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 18
A=stand-up

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Joe P
A=stand-up

Q=Which Free Country, USA electronics company manufactured the older style VCR that appears in "stand-up"
A=Totaltronics

Q=From the email "stand-up", what talent did Marzipan apparently demonstrate
A=clogging
</nowiki></pre>

=== tape-leg ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 19
A=tape-leg

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Nicolas
A=tape-leg

Q=Which Strong Bad email does Homestar Runner make fun of in "The System is Down"
A=tape-leg
</nowiki></pre>

=== spring cleaning ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 20
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which email marks the first time Strong Bad is asked how he types with boxing gloves on
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Mandy 400!!"
A=spring cleaning
</nowiki></pre>

=== cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 21
A=cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Geroge
A=cartoon

Q=In which email is Strong Bad hypnotized by the green lines on the screen of the Tandy
A=cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== sb_email 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 22
A=sb_email 22

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mark
A=sb_email 22

Q=In the opener of "sb_email 22", Strong Bad sings the theme song from what 1981 video game
A=Donkey Kong

Q=The line, "Never mind the bullocks," in "sb_email 22" is a reference to an album released by which British punk rock band
A=Sex Pistols

Q=If you don't count clickable easter eggs, what is the shortest Strong Bad email
A=sb_email 22

Q=In what email did Strong Bad say, "Screw all 'yall."
A=sb_email 22

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released before
A=invisibility

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released after
A=vacation

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Lost Email!"
A=sb_email 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== little animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 23
A=little animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ashley and Anthony
A=little animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of the floppy disk container
A=little animal

Q=Strong Bad kicked The Cheat for the first time in which toon
A=little animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bird ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 24
A=the bird

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Phylo D
A=the bird

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email set completely outdoors
A=the bird

Q=In which email does Strong Bad answer his email on Pom Pom's "Pom Pilot"
A=the bird
</nowiki></pre>

=== super powers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 25
A=super powers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Aaron C
A=super powers

Q=What is the first email to show the back of Strong Bad's computer
A=super powers
</nowiki></pre>

=== CGNU ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 26
A=CGNU

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Margo
A=CGNU

Q=What does "CGNU" stand for
A=crazy go nuts university
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 wishes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 27
A=3 wishes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brandon Hofer
A=3 wishes

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's second wish
A=horns

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's "possible" third wish
A=croissants
</nowiki></pre>

=== 1 step ahead ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 28
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Alex
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which Strong Bad email contains a parody of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of children's books
A=1 step ahead
</nowiki></pre>

=== superhero name ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 29
A=superhero name

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stiny
A=superhero name

Q=What is the name of Craig Zobel's little brother, featured in "superhero name"
A=Stiny
</nowiki></pre>

=== 12:00 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 30
A=12:00

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cory Dewey-Smith
A=12:00

Q=What real-world game show does Strong Bad reference in the opener of "12:00"
A=Jeopardy
</nowiki></pre>

=== sugarbob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 31
A=sugarbob

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email written in all caps
A=sugarbob

Q=The names "sugarbob, funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to which Motown classic made famous by the Four Tops
A=I Can't Help Myself

Q=The name "funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to the real-world group, Funky Bunch, headed by rapper-turned-actor Marky Mark. What is Marky Mark's real name
A=Mark Wahlberg
</nowiki></pre>

=== flag day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 32
A=flag day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Pablo
A=flag day

Q=The Strongbadia flag featured in Strong Bad email "flag day" is strikingly similar to an early American flag, the Gadsden flag. What phrase appears underneath the snake on the Gadsden flag
A=Don't Tread On Me
</nowiki></pre>

=== gimmicks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 33
A=gimmicks

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike W
A=gimmicks

Q=In the opener of Strong Bad email "gimmicks", Strong Bad references which popular song by Rick James
A=Superfreak
</nowiki></pre>

=== weird dream ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 34
A=weird dream

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Marie
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the "store locator" modeled after
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tangerine Dreams!!"
A=weird dream
</nowiki></pre>

=== sisters ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 35
A=sisters

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ali
A=sisters

Q=The images of Ali and Ali's sister in Strong Bad email "sisters" are taken from a popular Sierra video game series created by Al Lowe. What is the name of the main character from the series
A=Leisure Suit Larry

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!!"
A=sisters
</nowiki></pre>

=== guitar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 36
A=guitar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Derek Highet
A=guitar

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", the "way up high on the tiny strings" part is an actual solo from which Metallica song
A=Creeping Death

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", Strong Bad uses a musical term whose literal meaning is "like a harp". What is the term
A=Arpeggio
</nowiki></pre>

=== dullard ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 37
A=dullard

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jason
A=dullard

Q=The "dullard" comic strip is a parody of what real world comic
A=dilbert
</nowiki></pre>

=== helium ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 38
A=helium

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shack
A=helium

Q=Which email was the first for Marzipan to appear in
A=helium
</nowiki></pre>

=== property of ones ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 39
A=property of ones

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Waters
A=property of ones

Q=What was the last email to have no easter eggs, before "bottom 10"
A=property of ones
</nowiki></pre>

=== vacation ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 40
A=vacation

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from BrothaCheese
A=vacation

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email in which you cannot click on anything to email Strong Bad
A=vacation

Q=The first postcard in Strong Bad email "vacation" is from a fictional place called "The Great Mound." The postcard mentions a smaller mound in Ohio. What is the name of the mound in Ohio
A=Serpent Mound
</nowiki></pre>

=== invisibility ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 41
A=invisibility

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sin Studly17
A=invisibility

Q=In Strong Bad email "invisibility", one of the Tandy 400's last lines, "My mind is going, I can feel it," was originally spoken by what 1968 movie character
A=HAL 9000

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400"
A=invisibility
</nowiki></pre>

=== action figure ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 42
A=action figure

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Rechsteiner
A=action figure

Q=In Strong Bad email "action figure", all the toys are priced at $11.01 in reference to who's birthday
A=Matt Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== little questions ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 43
A=little questions

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Viklas
A=little questions

Q=In Strong Bad email "little questions", one of Strong Bad's illegible responses, "Looking always as I ever did," supposedly translates into "Hey, send me some of those..." what
A=Swedish Fish
</nowiki></pre>

=== lures & jigs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 44
A=lures & jigs

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from David Jacobus
A=lures & jigs

Q=In "lures and jigs", what does Strong Bad admit knowing nothing about
A=the ladies
</nowiki></pre>

=== techno ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 45
A=techno

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Silent J
A=techno

Q=What Survivor contestant referenced Strong Bad email "techno" by singing "The tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail," as he picked up his mail on the island
A=Ryan S
</nowiki></pre>

=== your friends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 46
A=your friends

Q=If you count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=your friends

Q=In Strong Bad email "your friends", which member of the main cast (besides himself, of course) does Strong Bad NOT attempt to hurt
A=The Poopsmith
</nowiki></pre>

=== new hands ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 47
A=new hands

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his left hand
A=A bullhorn

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his right hand
A=A bucket

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad realise he should've chosen to replace his hands
A=A guitar and a lazor gun
</nowiki></pre>

=== ghosts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 48
A=ghosts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Josh, John & Doug
A=ghosts

Q=In Strong Bad email "ghosts", Strong Bad opens with the line, "Boy, is it ever Monday!" This is a sarcastic reference to the fact that "ghosts" wasn't released on a Monday. What weekday was it released on
A=Wednesday
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 49
A=theme party

Q=The T-shirt in Strong Bad email "theme party" features the Grateful Dead teddy bear and a character from which popular comic strip
A=Calvin and Hobbes

Q=Which is the last email in which Strong Bad never leaves his chair and the camera angle never changes
A=theme party
</nowiki></pre>

=== 50 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 50
A=50 emails

Q=In Strong Bad email "50 emails", Homestar tries several words to delete an email, one of which is the name of which popular board game
A=Stratego

Q=Which email includes an Easter egg of an email from Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth
A=50 emails

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!"
A=50 emails
</nowiki></pre>

=== website ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 51
A=website

Q=How does Homestar spell website
A=wedsite

Q=What is the page title and opening vocal into Strong Bad's Website
A=Welcome to your doom!
</nowiki></pre>

=== island ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 52
A=island

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Yami Yugi
A=island

Q=In which email was the name "Stinkoman" first used
A=island
</nowiki></pre>

=== comic ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 53
A=comic

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brittany
A=comic

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Teen Girl Squad originate from
A=comic
</nowiki></pre>

=== morning routine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 54
A=morning routine

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike S
A=morning routine

Q=In which email does "potate" brand chips first appear
A=morning routine
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheat talk ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 55
A=cheat talk

Q=In which email does Mike Chapman do the voice of Strong Sad
A=cheat talk

Q=In the email "cheat talk", Mike Chapman does the voice of Strong Sad, since Matt is unable. Which word does Mike voice
A=douglas
</nowiki></pre>

=== current status ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 56
A=current status

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jordan Reynolds
A=current status

Q=In the email "current status", Strong Bad somehow switches the heads of Coach Z and Bubs. What does Strong Bad call the result
A=coach b/zubs
</nowiki></pre>

=== japanese cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 57
A=japanese cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from James F
A=japanese cartoon

Q=In which email is the word "combolations" first used
A=japanese cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== dragon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 58
A=dragon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaizer
A=dragon

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Trogdor originate from
A=dragon
</nowiki></pre>

=== marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 59
A=marzipan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Emily C
A=marzipan

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first time Marzipan's guitar is referred to as "Carol"
A=marzipan

Q=In Strong Bad email "marzipan", where is Emily from
A=Ohio
</nowiki></pre>

=== huttah! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 60
A=huttah!

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lasko
A=huttah!

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", what computer game does Strong Bad play on his compy
A=pigs on head

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", where is Lasko from
A=Milwaukee, WI
</nowiki></pre>

=== monster truck ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 61
A=monster truck

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stan & Loretta
A=monster truck

Q=What is the name of the monster truck show in "monster truck"
A=Awexome Cross 98

Q=Strong Bad's monster truck show in "monster truck" supposedly had thrills, chills and what
A=Syrup
</nowiki></pre>

=== interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 62
A=interview

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kerrek
A=interview

Q=From what email can you access the Homsar Main Page
A=interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== fingers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 63
A=fingers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lee Conrad
A=fingers

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from this list: knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=shrimp

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=knife

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=leg

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=ketchup bottle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=action figure

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, candle, cigar, battery
A=gummi worm

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, battery
A=cigar

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, battery
A=candle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, candle
A=battery
</nowiki></pre>

=== english paper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 64
A=english paper

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Smith
A=english paper

Q=In "english paper", what was the nickname Strong Bad gave to Kyle Smith?
A=Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

Q=How many batteries does the man in the diagram in "english paper" eat?
A=5

Q=In Kyle Smith's englilish paper, what was Li'l Spicy's famous speech?
A=Hustle and Bustle are like my Right and Left arms
</nowiki></pre>

=== unused emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 65
A=unused emails

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Chase
A=unused emails

Q=At the end of "unused emails", what did Strong Bad think he broke
A=Clavicus majorus

Q=According to "unused emails", what is Bubs' email address
A=bubs@homestarrunner.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== the show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 66
A=the show

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Tori
A=the show

Q=In "the show", what does Homestar choose to recite
A=A list

Q=In "the show", what did Strong Sad catch
A=Chicken Pox
</nowiki></pre>

=== autobiography ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 67
A=autobiography

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's autobiography?
A=Words I probably said

Q=In what Strong Bad Email did The Paper (temporarily) jam?
A=autobiography
</nowiki></pre>

=== caper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 68
A=caper

Q=In "caper", who does Homestar think The Cheat is?
A=Batman

Q=What is the answer to the jumble in "caper"
A=Un taco
</nowiki></pre>

=== personal favorites ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 69
A=personal favorites

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from HockeymanJ05
A=personal favorites

Q=What is the first email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=invisible

Q=What is the second email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=gimmicks

Q=How many emails (real and fake) does Strong Bad mention in "personal favorites" (including easter eggs)
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== big white face ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 70
A=big white face

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jen C
A=big white face

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 086!!"
A=big white face
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 71
A=2 emails

Q=In which Strong Bad Email is the Gameboy in a Blender first mentioned
A=2 emails

Q=What game does Strong Bad play during the fast forward in "2 emails"
A=Pigs on Head
</nowiki></pre>

=== crazy cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 72
A=crazy cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Monkeydude
A=crazy cartoon

Q=In which Strong Bad email did Eh! Steve make his debut
A=crazy cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== mascot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 73
A=mascot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ike
A=mascot

Q=What team does Crazy Go Nuts University verse in "mascot"
A=Pile of Electronics State
</nowiki></pre>

=== privileges ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 74
A=privileges

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Crazyclemens
A=privileges

Q=What did The Cheat end up in in "privileges"
A=The crisper drawer
</nowiki></pre>

=== funny ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 75
A=funny

Q=What does Strong Bad first type in order to open his email program in "funny"
A=stongbad_email.exe

Q=How many ounces does the ketchup bottle in "funny" have
A=very many
</nowiki></pre>

=== sibbie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 76
A=sibbie

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sibbie
A=sibbie
</nowiki></pre>

=== suntan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 77
A=suntan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meg
A=suntan

Q=In the suntan Easter egg, what word is Sharpied upon Homsar's shirt
A=SALAd
</nowiki></pre>

=== anything ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 78
A=anything
</nowiki></pre>

=== the process ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 79
A=the process

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Em
A=the process
</nowiki></pre>

=== stunt double ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 80
A=stunt double

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Louis
A=stunt double
</nowiki></pre>

=== date ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 81
A=date

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dynomite
A=date
</nowiki></pre>

=== impression ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 82
A=impression

Q=Who wins the Strong Sad look-a-like contest in the Strong Bad e-mail "impression"
A=The Cheat

Q=In impression, what did Strong Bad's sweatshirt say
A=Phys Ed
</nowiki></pre>

=== labor day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 83
A=labor day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chrispy
A=labor day
</nowiki></pre>

=== kids' book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 84
A=kids' book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Steve Buttz
A=kids' book
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 years ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 85
A=2 years

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from E. Fullmer
A=2 years
</nowiki></pre>

=== no loafing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 86
A=no loafing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mendelev
A=no loafing
</nowiki></pre>

=== mile ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 87
A=mile

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email that does not use a real fan-submitted email
A=mile
</nowiki></pre>

=== couch patch ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 88
A=couch patch
</nowiki></pre>

=== local news ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 89
A=local news

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan D.
A=local news
</nowiki></pre>

=== colonization ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 90
A=colonization

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shana Ma
A=colonization
</nowiki></pre>

=== caffeine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 91
A=caffeine
</nowiki></pre>

=== kind of cool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 92
A=kind of cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== army ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 93
A=army

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hank Toler
A=army
</nowiki></pre>

=== video games ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 94
A=video games

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Taylor R.
A=video games

Q=In Strong Bad email "video games", where does Strong Bad mistake the sender to be from
A=Alcatraz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bet ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 95
A=the bet

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chris
A=the bet
</nowiki></pre>

=== lackey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 96
A=lackey

Q=What does Strong Bad pay The Cheat with
A=Pencil shavings
</nowiki></pre>

=== monument ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 97
A=monument

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaitlin G.
A=monument
</nowiki></pre>

=== stupid stuff ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 98
A=stupid stuff

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kevin Grumble
A=stupid stuff
</nowiki></pre>

=== different town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 99
A=different town

Q=If you DON'T count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=different town
</nowiki></pre>

=== flashback ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 100
A=flashback

Q=Which email was sent in by Jon from NH
A=flashback

Q=Which email went for exactly five minutes
A=flashback
</nowiki></pre>

=== car ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 101
A=car

Q=Which email has the shortest name
A=car
</nowiki></pre>

=== lunch special ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 102
A=lunch special
</nowiki></pre>

=== haircut ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 103
A=haircut

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Harry Earlenmacherg
A=haircut
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme park ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 104
A=theme park

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Rafael
A=theme park
</nowiki></pre>

=== replacement ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 105
A=replacement

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jeffrey Desterhoft
A=replacement
</nowiki></pre>

=== dangeresque 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 106
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John Newell
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Who is the criminal mastermind of "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too"
A=Perducci
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheatday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 107
A=cheatday

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Bridget
A=cheatday
</nowiki></pre>

=== pom pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 108
A=pom pom
</nowiki></pre>

=== crying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 109
A=crying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from DJ Solerous
A=crying
</nowiki></pre>

=== for kids ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 110
A=for kids

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Allison
A=for kids

Q=Which email starts with Strong Bad playing Peasant's Quest
A=for kids
</nowiki></pre>

=== other days ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 111
A=other days

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brian Holmes
A=other days

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what complimentary closing does Bubs use before his signature in his snail mail to Strong Bad
A=swarthily

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what is the name of Strong Bad's battle axe instructor
A=dolph hauldhagen
</nowiki></pre>

=== old comics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 112
A=old comics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Zack
A=old comics
</nowiki></pre>

=== pizzaz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 113
A=pizzaz

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan N
A=pizzaz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the facts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 114
A=the facts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jess G.
A=the facts

Q=In Strong Bad email "the facts", how many reasons did Strong Bad give for Strong Mad not having his own cartoon
A=4
</nowiki></pre>

=== time capsule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 115
A=time capsule

Q=In Strong Bad email "time capsule", what song is on Stinkoman's "power crunch"
A=Grumblecakes
</nowiki></pre>

=== extra plug ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 116
A=extra plug

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Corcoran
A=extra plug
</nowiki></pre>

=== montage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 117
A=montage
</nowiki></pre>

=== virus ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 118
A=virus

Q=What Strong Bad email references "The Reddest Radish" twice in the same scene
A=virus

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386??"
A=virus
</nowiki></pre>

=== animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 119
A=animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Spud Jr.
A=animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386?? Not No More."
A=animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== radio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 120
A=radio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fraser
A=radio
</nowiki></pre>

=== part-time job ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 121
A=part-time job

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hunter
A=part-time job
</nowiki></pre>

=== dreamail ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 122
A=dreamail

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Danny Gedgafov
A=dreamail
</nowiki></pre>

=== origins ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 123
A=origins

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Luke
A=origins
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret recipes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 124
A=secret recipes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Melissa and Hillary
A=secret recipes
</nowiki></pre>

=== rock opera ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 125
A=rock opera

Q=Which e-mail did Strong Bad recieve from Annonomyous Contributor
A=rock opera
</nowiki></pre>

=== best thing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 126
A=best thing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Albin J.
A=best thing
</nowiki></pre>

=== long pants ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 127
A=long pants

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Clancy
A=long pants
</nowiki></pre>

=== rampage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 128
A=rampage

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Peter
A=rampage
</nowiki></pre>

=== garage sale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 129
A=garage sale

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cat
A=garage sale
</nowiki></pre>

=== do over ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 130
A=do over

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Richie Z
A=do over
</nowiki></pre>

=== boring (really) ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 131
A=boring (really)

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Callie
A=boring (really)
</nowiki></pre>

=== modeling ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 132
A=modeling

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meghan
A=modeling
</nowiki></pre>

=== bottom 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 133
A=bottom 10

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from "someone stronger than you"
A=bottom 10

Q=What is number 6 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=foul stench of wet the cheat

Q=What is number 11 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=the jibblies
</nowiki></pre>

=== record book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 134
A=record book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from nathan
A=record book

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what epic poem does Strong Sad transcribe onto a single grain of bastami rice in four languages
A=Paradise Lost

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what does the King of Town have that Strong Bad mistakes for hiccups
A=heart attacks
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady...ing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 135
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lorenzo and Fillbert
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fabrosi
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email spoofs Marshmallow's Last Stand
A=lady...ing
</nowiki></pre>

=== geddup noise ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 136
A=geddup noise

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from marc baroni
A=geddup noise

Q=In Strong Bad email "geddup noise", what does Strong Bad call Strong Mad's blue sock puppet
A=The Teach

Q=What product does the geddup noise do a celebrity endorsement for in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Hamburger Shampoo

Q=Which popular American rock group made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "This is not a geddup noise t-shirt" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Fugazi

Q=Which popular American rock singer made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "Corporate geddup noise still sucks" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Kurt Cobain
</nowiki></pre>

=== bedtime story ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 137
A=bedtime story

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Wagley
A=bedtime story

Q=As seen in Strong Bad email "bedtime story", what drink does The Cheat have before going to bed
A=SUUDSU

Q=Which former NBA basketball player does The Cheat have "Cheatventures" with in Strong Bad email "bedtime story"
A=Moses Malone

Q=In Strong Bad email "bedtime story", Strong Mad plays a lullaby to The Cheat on a chainsaw. Which real-world song by Jackyl features a chainsaw solo played by lead-singer Jesse Dupree
A=The Lumberjack
</nowiki></pre>

=== space program ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 138
A=space program

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan from Raleigh
A=space program

Q=In Strong Bad email "space program", what does Strong Bad claim his spacecraft is constructed almost entirely of
A=cardboardium alloy

Q=What is the name of the spacecraft featured in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=The Proud Anselmo

Q=What name does Strong Bad give The Cheat when he is acting as onboard mechanic in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Harold "Strap" Coopmore

Q=What does SBASAF stand for in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil
</nowiki></pre>

=== portrait ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 139
A=portrait

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
A=portrait

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sort of artist did Strong Bad hope would paint his portrait
A=Deutsch Master

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sport does Strong Bad claim to have a passing interest in
A=Falconry

Q=What l33t phrase can be seen on The Cheat's shirt in Strong Bad email "portrait"
A=4rt b4ndit

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what does The Cheat paint over Strong Bad's first portrait
A=Rad Rad Robotank

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what type of degree does Strong Bad say is useless and which is actually held by Mike Chapman
A=Bachelor of Fine Arts
</nowiki></pre>

=== highschool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 140
A=highschool

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan Cowiche WA
A=highschool

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", who writes the story for "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries"
A=Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", according to Teenage Strong Bad, what is there no such thing as
A=mysterious

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", what does Bubsamecium sell six tubes of to Homestarmecium
A=rear-end cream
</nowiki></pre>

=== death metal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 141
A=death metal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad recieve from Dane in Corvallis, OR
A=death metal

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", where is the only place that death metal will get you any chicks?
A=Scandanavia

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is Larry Palaroncini's webcam screenname
A=ladeezluvlarry71

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is included free in Corn Krunch
A=full-size alto saxophone
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret identity ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 142
A=secret identity

Q=Which email was sent in by Laramie from WI
A=secret identity

Q=Which email features the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "Laramie, Why?"
A=secret identity

Q=In "secret identity", what phrase does Strong Bad call "vicious"
A=rockin' cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== technology ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 143
A=technology

Q=Which email was sent by Jay in Oswego, New York
A=technology

Q=What email address is shown in "technology"
A=swimteampie33331@kindergartencop.edu

Q=In "technology", what can Strong Bad make his calculator say (all caps please)
A=OBOE SHOES
</nowiki></pre>

=== narrator ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 144
A=narrator

Q=Which email was sent by Grant Gossman from Minnesota
A=narrator
</nowiki></pre>

=== myths & legends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 145
A=myths & legends

Q=Which email was sent in by Cephas from Cornwall, CA
A=myths & legends

Q=In "myths & legends", what does Strong Bad think "CA" stands for
A=Corn Army

Q=By watching the flash file for "myths & legends", when the fence drawings are shown, you can see what written on the fence
A=by strong bab age 5

Q=Who does Strong Bad think the Bear-holding-a-Shark ice cream bars look like in "myths & legends"
A=Morgan Freeman
</nowiki></pre>

=== pop-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 146
A=pop-up

Q=Which email was sent in by Kat from Spokane, Wash.
A=pop-up

Q=Which email introduces the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "'Cat,' spoke Anne, 'wash!'"
A=pop-up

Q=From "pop-up", which is missing from the items Strong Sad gets covered in: Gray Cement, Ram's Blood, Boston Cream, and
A=Magic Eye

Q=In "pop-up", what is written on the fridge
A=NegativeZero
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady fan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 147
A=lady fan

Q=Which email was sent in by Buck Webb from Houston, Tejas
A=lady fan

Q=From "lady fan": What phrase does Strong Bad tell Homestar to never say again
A=Twees it out

Q=From "lady fan": How many one-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0

Q=From "lady fan": How many two-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0
</nowiki></pre>

=== disconnected ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 148
A=disconnected

Q=Which email was sent in by Jenny
A=disconnected

Q=From "disconnected": What does Head Bad's career advisor sign say (all caps please)
A=THE CAREER ADVISOR IS REAL IN

Q=In which email is an Easter egg unlocked by clicking "strongbad_email.exe"
A=disconnected
</nowiki></pre>

=== candy product ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 149
A=candy product

Q=Which email was sent in by "somone that's not homestarrunner"
A=candy product

Q=From "candy product": What is the name of Strong Bad's candy bar
A=SBLOUNSKCHED!

Q=What is Strong Bad's anti-Homestar filter called
A=Edgar's Baby's Daddy
</nowiki></pre>

=== alternate universe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 150
A=alternate universe

Q=Which email was sent in by Jody (not a girl) from TX
A=alternate universe

Q=Which is the longest Strong Bad Email, coming in at 5:53, almost a minute higher than the next
A=alternate universe

Q=From "alternate universe": How much did the "alternate universe portal" cost (number, then "bucks")
A=14 bucks

Q=From "alternate universe": How many Strong Bad doppelgängers (including Strong Bad himself) are seen at the end (number please)
A=11

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman waste
A=water

Q=From "alternate universe": What is Old Timey Strong Bad trying to make appear
A=nothing

Q=From "alternate universe": Who is Strong Bad almost adopted by
A=Senor Cardgage

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman steal from his neighbor
A=extended cable
</nowiki></pre>

== Teen Girl Squad ==

=== Issue #1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is So-and-So's real name
A=Kristen

Q=From Teen Girl Squad, who's missing: Virginia, Joy, Kristen, ______
A=Jennifer

Q=How does The Ugly One die in issue #1
A=Arrowed!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #7 ===

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what does Tompkins threaten to push the girls into
A=snakewater

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what medal did Tompkins' torso get
A=silver

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, how high does What's Her Face claim to be able to count
A=G
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does Tompkins' shirt say in the Easter egg in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
A=Truk
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Tompkins have "on the ropes" in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Bowser

Q=What nickname did the Brothers Chaps give to The Ugly One when she became hot
A=Hotgly One

Q=In TGS 10, what word in So and So's description is misspelled (put incorrect spelling)
A=viscious

Q=How many great-smelling colors are said to be used in the Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=24

Q=What is the name of the pawn shop advertised in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, what food item does Strong Bad claim to be eating when he is caught kissing his paper
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad issue 11, who made So and So get a job
A=Judith
</nowiki></pre>

== Marzipan's Answering Machine ==
=== Version 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1
A=Mr. Nobody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 1
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2
A=Detective Everybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3
A=Marzipan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 3
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4
A=The King of Town

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 4
A=7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5
A=Constable Anybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 5
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6
A=Dr. Professional

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 6
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7
A=Safety Dan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8
A=Sweepstakes Ron

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 9.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
A=Cableman Jorge

Q=How many messages does Marzipan recieve in Marzipan's Answering Machine 9.2
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 10.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What movie does Strong Sad claim to have on DVD in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
A=V.I. Warshawski

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 10.2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 11.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
A=Bob Statesman

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 11.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 12.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be the first time he pranks Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
A=Goatface

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 12.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 13.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what food, according to Old-Timey Strong Bad, is liked by William Henry Harrison and James Garfield
A=lasagna

Q=In the intro to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what does Marzipan say she's eating
A=dirt
</nowiki></pre>

== Games ==

=== Stinkoman 20X6 ===

==== Level 1 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 1
A=Tampo

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the fields outside the city
A=Level 1

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a robot and bounces up and down
A=Jaro

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is invincible only when crouching
A=Greggo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary and shoots forward every few seconds
A=Browntant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 floats back and forth and has pincers
A=Chorch

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 bears a resemblance to a UFO
A=Kolkaryu

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary, spiky and green
A=Pooru-Pooru

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is spiky and will kill you instantly
A=Old Sage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 2 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 2
A=Brody

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in Stinkoman's kitchen
A=Level 2

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a loose chicken head
A=Terrell

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes
A=Grundy

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a large chicken that shoots out bones
A=Stobat

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an electric burner
A=Rose Blake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a gas burner
A=Lundsford

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a bottle of green liquid
A=Tortan
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 3 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 3
A=Stlunko

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game features Stinkoman soaring up and down in the sky
A=Level 3

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a grey cloud which until version 7.1 had a propeller
A=Clowder

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 produces gold when killed
A=Mr. Ubbers
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 4 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 4
A=Saargtsson

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Lava Zone
A=Level 4

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is "hard to say" according to the Stinkomanual
A=Poorbt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a pile of junk and red goo
A=Gokul

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is found in the Lava Zone and flies in one direction only
A=Gaspeau

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is rolled in green coconut
A=Pink Cham Cham
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 5 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 5
A=Nebulon

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place on the moon with 1-Up
A=Level 5

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 has a shield for a hand
A=Astromund

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is like a meteor
A=The Bendini Sisters

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces up
A=Uptant

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces down
A=Downtant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots out deadly beams of light
A=Piedmont
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 6 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 6
A=The Liekand

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Pink Cloud Zone
A=Level 6

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an invincible electrical plig
A=Stafulter

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 must be killed in two stages
A=Protek

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a cloud which shoots out lightning
A=Postlethwaith

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a buzzsaw
A=Porchi

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a saw blade
A=Hash-Haw
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 7 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 7
A=An Ice Machine

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Ice Zone
A=Level 7

Q=What is the smallest enemy in Stinkoman 20X6
A=My Benj

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a small tank
A=Stothos

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will continue to fly by until destroyed
A=Fullbide

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will cause Stinkoman to freeze to square if he is hit
A=Ditmars

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a set of small, frozen spikes
A=Seeper Mo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a block of ice
A=Biztar
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 8 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 8
A=Ekersby

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the glitchy Negative Zone, commonly referred to as "Level -0"
A=Level 8

Q=The unknown enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that has been in the Object Library since Version 1.X is a ______-like creature
A=Cabbage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 9 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 9
A=Harvax XVII

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in an evil jungle
A=Level 9

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shrimp
A=Prudench

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an oyster
A=Dolmerlay

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an anemone
A=Roldhap

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shark
A=Semulade

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a coral
A=Fundlake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a goldfish
A=Sackastano

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a manta ray
A=Quorvekt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a volcano
A=Broodacre

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a jellyfish
A=Reid

Q=There is one enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that appears in Level 9, but not in the Stinkomaual. What kind of animal is it
A=Octopus
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Quiz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the theme song video, Bubs is dancing in front of what arcade game
A=Dokle II

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes
A=Disco Tech

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say
A=wear a bikini!

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in Homestarloween Party
A=Garfield

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the luau episode, how many glasses of melonade did Homestar say he drank
A=32

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to the tape he gives Coach Z, how many times does Strong Sad say "job"
A=285194

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Where in the world is the Hairstyle Runner maufactured
A=Prance

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Why doesn't the Poopsmith talk
A=vow of silence

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In Answering Machine #2, Marzipan warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what
A=strudel
</nowiki></pre>

== Characters ==

=== Coach Z ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the most common word Coach Z has trouble pronouncing
A=Job
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Runner ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What letter of the alphabet does Homestar have the most trouble pronouncing
A=R

Q=What is Homestar Runner's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Homestar Runner

Q=What is Homestar Runner's 20X6 counterpart called
A=1-Up
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=According to Strong Bad, what was Homsar raised by
A=A Cup of Coffee

Q=In "interview", Homsar describes himself as what
A=A Song from the Sixties

Q=Which main character's video has background music
A=Homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Marzipan's guitar
A=Carol

Q=According to the earliest character page, who is Marizpan's dad
A=The King of Town

Q=According to Strong Bad, Marzipan is like a dirty hippy without the what
A=Dirt
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pom Pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Pom Pom's dog
A=Trivia Time

Q=What is Pom Pom's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Fat Dudley

Q=What is Pom Pom's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Pan Pan
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Bad's email address
A=strongbad@homestarrunner.com

Q=What was Strong Bad's first computer
A=Tandy 400

Q=What was Strong Bad's second computer
A=Compy 386

Q=What was Strong Bad's third computer
A=Lappy 486

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's favorite TV drama/soap opera
A=Caleb Rentpayer

Q=Which person has Strong Bad never dressed up as for Halloween: Carmen Sandiego, Carmen Miranda, or Carmen Electra
A=Carmen Electra

Q=What is Strong Bad's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Stinkoman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Mad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Mad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Strong Man

Q=What color is Strong Mad's wallpaper in his room
A=orange
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Sad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the password to Strong Sad's Weblog
A=gray_n_grey584

Q=According to Strong Sad's Lament, what's a shorter way to write "Thank God It's Tuesday at Three-Oh-Two"
A=TGITATOT

Q=What is Strong Sad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Sickly Sam
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheat ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Including his Old-Timey counterpart, how many times has The Cheat's head exploded
A=6

Q=What is The Cheat's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Poopsmith ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does The Poopsmith shovel
A=whatsit

Q=Why doesn't The Poopsmith talk?
A=he's taken a vow of silence
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is The King of Town's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Kaiser

Q=What is the only food that the King of Town is known to hate
A=peas

Q=According to the old characters page, which character is the child of the KOT?
A=Marzipan

=== Bubs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What word, when spoken to Bubs, makes his lose his superpowers
A=Sbu
</nowiki></pre>

== Main Pages ==
=== Main Page 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in space
A=Main Page 1

Q=On which Main Page can we see an explosion on a planet
A=Main Page 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Alps
A=Main Page 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on a beach
A=Main Page 3
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a bowling alley
A=Main Page 4
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a waffle restaraunt
A=Main Page 5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in heaven
A=Main Page 6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a graveyard
A=Main Page 7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the sky
A=Main Page 8
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 9 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in a notebook
A=Main Page 9
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Old-Timey era
A=Main Page 10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a newsroom
A=Main Page 11
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 12 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in The Field at night
A=Main Page 12
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 13 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page uses Atari 2600 graphics
A=Main Page 13
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 14 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a shower
A=Main Page 14
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 15 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is in Powered by The Cheat style
A=Main Page 15
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 16 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a snowy field
A=Main Page 16
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 17 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set place in the 20X6 era
A=Main Page 17
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 18 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land
A=Main Page 18
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 19 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on the "The Show" stage
A=Main Page 19
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 20 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in storybook style
A=Main Page 20
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 21 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in vector style
A=Main Page 21
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page was attacked by The Virus
A=Main Page 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 23 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page shows the back of Homestar
A=Main Page 23
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is accessible by clicking on the last digit of the copyright date on any Main Page
A=Homsar Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Luau Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set at Marzipan's Gazebo
A=Luau Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== King of Town Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page only has four main buttons
A=King of Town Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad's Room Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is not on its own page and is included in a game
A=Strong Bad's Room Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

== Other Characters ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=How many Unguraits are depicted on the Ungurait trading card
A=4

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Frank Benedetto
A=popcorn popper

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Mrs. Benedetto
A=microwave oven

Q=What character was created (and never seen again) based on a mispronounciation by a friend of the Chaps
A=Homeschool Winner
</nowiki></pre>

== The Creators ==
=== Matt Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=When is Matt Chapman's birthday (mm/dd/yyyy)
A=11/01/1976

Q=Matt Chapman can be seen as an audience member in an episode of which popular American comedy television program
A=Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Q=Matt Chapman's cat can be seen in Strong Bad email "website". What is the cat's name
A=Mabel

Q=What is Matt Chapman's Bacon Number
A=2

Q=What popular food item does Matt Chapman refer to as "dismantled Awesome Blossoms"
A=onion straws

Q=Who provides the voice of Bubs
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Coach Z
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homestar Runner
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homsar
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Bad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Mad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Sad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The Cheat
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The King of Town
A=Matt Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mike Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Shark-toothed Bubs
A=Mike Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Teeg Dougland
A=Mike Chapman

Q=In which month is Mike Chapman and Missy Palmer's wedding anniversary
A=February
</nowiki></pre>

=== Missy Palmer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Marzipan
A=Missy Palmer

Q=In February 2006 it was announced that Missy Palmer was what
A=pregnant

Q=:Who served as second assistant director and music coordinator for the 2000 film "The Girls' Room" starring Soleil Moon Frye and Wil Wheaton
A=Missy Palmer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Craig Zobel ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who was Coach Z named after
A=Craig Zobel

Q=Who provides the voice of Cherry Greg
A=Craig Zobel
</nowiki></pre>

== Miscellany ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What well-known item makes an appearance in "homsar", "stunt double", and "garage sale"
A=heavy lourde

Q=What does 'LTWFTW' stand for
A=long time watcher first time writer

Q=What is the name of the company that makes Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
A=Galoob

Q=Where is the factory that hand-puffs Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
A=Neuconsin

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", which US state does Homestar think he and Strong Bad are in
A=Massachusetts

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", what does Homestar use as a phone
A=a Twinkie

Q=With whom does Homestar pretend to talk on the phone in "Where the Crap Are We?"
A=Senator Pencilface

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's old Tandy 400
A=The King of Town

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's shotgunned Compy 386
A=Homestar Runner

Q=What does the Old-Timey counterpart of the No Loafing Sign say
A=Loafing Not Permitted

Q=Which is not a cheat commando: Fightgar, Gunkeeper, Reinforcements, or Foxface
A=Gunkeeper
</nowiki></pre>

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== Toons ==

=== Weclome Back ===

=== A Folky Tale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "DMP" on the toons menu
A=A Folky Tale

Q=What does Saddy Dumpington call himself when he is dressed as a snake in "A Folky Tale"
A=Weird Snake Joe

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what are the Dancing Brothers allergic to
A=foxes

Q=In "A Folky Tale", what does Saddy Dumpington say is "no doubt right around the corner"
A=famine

Q=According to Strong Sad, what was Saddy Dumpington good at spreading
A=sadness and misery

Q=Who does Bubs have a phone conversation with in an Easter egg in "A Folky Tale"
A=Homestar Runner
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cool Things ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KUL" on the toons menu
A=Cool Things

Q=In "Cool Things", what did Homestar write on Marzipan's wall
A=Cool Tapes

Q=Which professional tennis player's name does Homestar exclaim when he discovers Marzipan's band, "Cool Tapes"
A=Pete Sampras

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Cool Things", who moved away after fifth grade
A=Dripping Yellow Madness

Q=In "Cool Things", what does Homestar get from Bubs' Concession Stand in exchange for his glasses
A=grapes

Q=Which big toon has the page title "Sittin' with a kitty..."
A=Cool Things
</nowiki></pre>

=== Bug In Mouth Disease ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "BUG" on the toons menu
A=Bug In Mouth Disease

Q=The show Strong Sad watches in "Bug In Mouth Disease" focuses on which historical character
A=Shakespeare

Q=Which underwear did Strong Sad really care about in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=the blue ones

Q=According to his paranormal investigator business card, what is Bubs' email address
A=BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Q=The sunglasses Homestar wears when on the Caleb Rentplayer show are originally from which Strong Bad Email
A=the bet

Q=What nickname does Strong Bad give Homestar Runner in "Bug In Mouth Disease"
A=McDorkle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Shopping for Danger ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "DOZ" on the toons menu
A=Shopping For Danger

Q=On the toons menu, what is the three-letter channel ID for "Shopping For Danger"
A=DOZ

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what day is it at the local grocery store
A=double coupon day

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what is the bottom right item advertised on the overhead grocery store sign
A=blue bottles

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", what store is located next to Price Style
A=Hausgood

Q=In "Shopping For Danger", when the Cheat Commandos bust through the store's windows, which commando lands several aisles back
A=Silent Rip
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "SBJ" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon

Q=To protect Marzipan in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what did Homestar suggest he change his name to?
A=Homestar-Runner

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", what does P.O.P. stand for
A=Powers of Persuasion

Q=In "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call from behind bars
A=Professor Tor Coolguy

Q=What is the first item Strong Bad and The Cheat are actually shown stealing in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=The King of Town's crown

Q=After the King of Town is questioned, who becomes Coach Z and Bubs' prime suspect in "Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon"
A=Biscuit-Dough Hands Man
</nowiki></pre>

=== Parsnips A-Plenty ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAP" on the toons menu
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q="Parsnips A-Plenty" is presented in glorious what
A=Sound-O-Vision

Q=The "scene missing" gag in "Parsnips A-Plenty" may be inspired by a near-identical scene in an episode of which popular British comedy television show
A=Monty Python's Flying Circus

Q=What does Old-Timey Strong Bad plan on making in "Parsnips A-Plenty"
A=parsnip pie

Q=What is the second shortest "big toon" ever
A=Parsnips A-Plenty

Q=When you click on the Kaiser's head in an Easter egg in "Parsnips A-Plenty", a message comes up with what text
A=BUY U.S. SOUP BONDS
</nowiki></pre>

=== Where's The Cheat? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=What is the longest cartoon on the Homestar Runner site
A=Where's The Cheat?

Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be in his prank call in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Homestar Runner

Q=According to Strong Sad in "Where's the Cheat", what do The Cheat and Strong Sad play on Tuesdays
A=Jenga

Q=According to a poster in "Where's The Cheat?", how many pounds does The Cheat weigh
A=18

Q=What brand of cigarettes was The Cheat caught using in "Where's The Cheat?"
A=Trophy Lights
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Luau ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "CFB" on the toons menu
A=The Luau

Q=According to Marzipan's advertisement in "The Luau", what will Strong Sad read
A=ancient Hawaiian poetry

Q=On the toons menu, what does the three-letter channel ID for "The Luau", "CFB", stand for
A=crap for brains

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to credit Missy Palmer as a writer
A=The Luau

Q=In "The Luau", who does Strong Bad say isn't coming to his party
A=fire

Q=About how long had Strong Sad been standing next to the tofu in "The Luau"
A=20 minutes
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Jorb Well Done ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=A Jorb Well Done

Q=According to the slideshow in "A Jorb Well Done", what is the construction worker's job
A=to smash things

Q=What character appears in the first scene of "A Jorb Well Done" but then doesn't appear for the rest of the toon
A=Bubs

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", what color is the "B" in Strong Bad's graffiti
A=orange

Q=At the end of "A Jorb Well Done", what kind of animal does Coach Z call Homestar
A=hamster

Q=In "A Jorb Well Done", how does Homestar spell Coach Z's mispronunciation of "job"
A=jaerb
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Reddest Radish ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "RED" on the toons menu
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What was the last Homestar Runner big toon to be released in the year 2000
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=What cartoon features a unique "paper doll cut-out" visual style
A=The Reddest Radish

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", how many times does Marzipan say "Ouch." while knocking on Homestar's door before leaving
A=3

Q=In "The Reddest Radish", what object does the wagon carrying the radish trip over
A=a can

Q=During the fight scene in "The Reddest Radish", what color is Strong Mad
A=gray
</nowiki></pre>

=== In Search of the Yello Dello ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "QLO" on the toons menu
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=What is the first Homestar Runner cartoon to feature Atari 2600 graphics
A=In Search of the Yello Dello

Q=How many pages does the incomplete "In Search of the Yello Dello" storyboards have
A=20

Q=According to the TV show in "In Search of the Yello Dello", where is the Yello Dello found
A=North-eastern Potamia

Q=In "In Search of the Yello Dello", Strong Sad says that the little gray fat kid's brothers took his underwear and filled it with what
A=bologna

Q=How many different "In Search of the Yello Dello" deleted scenes are there on the site
A=4
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town DVD ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which big toon has the three-letter channel ID "KOT" on the toons menu
A=The King of Town

Q=What is the Toon Menu's description of "The King of Town"
A=KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.

Q=What does the pooh smith say in "The King of Town" DVD storyboards
A=nope

Q=According to "The King of Town" DVD, what does the King of Town do all the time
A=worries

Q=How many times does Pom Pom speak in "The King of Town" DVD
A=0

Q=According to a secret version of the "The King of Town" DVD commentary, what was Strong Bad's motivation to do it
A=money
</nowiki></pre>

== Shorts ==
=== Sbemail 150?!? ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "150" on the toons menu
A=Sbemail 150?!?
</nowiki></pre>

=== 500 The Cheats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "500" on the toons menu
A=500 The Cheats
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad is a Bad Guy ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "GUY" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

Q=According to "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy", what would Strong Mad get for a tattoo
A=a glowy box

Q=Which toon, not counting the original theme song video, was made in Mario Paint
A=Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
</nowiki></pre>

=== Sick Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SIK" on the toons menu
A=Sick Day

Q=In Sick Day, what does Strong Bad name Strong Mad's room (miss out the accent)
A=Rotten Egglund

Q=In Sick Day, what is the name of Strong Bad's tissue brand
A=Tish, you!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Commandos in the Classroom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "P2T" on the toons menu
A=Commandos in the Classroom

Q=What is the last specific thing Gunhaver mentions when listing what the evil half of the brain likes
A=lootering

Q=What does Blue Laser Commander smoke in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=candy

Q=What debilitating gold rush era disease does Reynold claim to have in "Commandos in the Classroom"
A=dysentery

Q=In "Commandos in the Classroom", what food does Reynold say he has never eaten before
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

=== TrogdorCon '97 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CON" on the toons menu
A=TrogdorCon '97

Q=In "TrogdorCon '97," where did The Cheat get his big ol' horn
A=Booth 709

Q=What booth do Strong Bad and The Cheat have in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=Booth 101

Q=How does Strong Sad mispronounce the word "anime" in "TrogdorCon '97"
A=ah-NEE-may
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Li'l Brudder Show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LIL" on the toons menu
A=The Li'l Brudder Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "QST" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Peasant's Quest Preview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PQT" on the toons menu
A=Peasant's Quest Preview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Experimental Film ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLM" on the toons menu
A=Experimental Film
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senor Mortgage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SCM" on the toons menu
A=Senor Mortgage
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos...O's ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CCO" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos...O's
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheatar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "TAR" on the toons menu
A=The Cheatar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Cheat Commandos ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CHT" on the toons menu
A=Cheat Commandos
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mr. Shmallow ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "LOW" on the toons menu
A=Mr. Shmallow
</nowiki></pre>

=== Ballad of The Sneak ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SNK" on the toons menu
A=Ballad of The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== Lookin at a Thing in a Bag ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "BAG" on the toons menu
A=Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
</nowiki></pre>

=== Arcade Game ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "ARC" on the toons menu
A=Arcade Game

Q=What does Stong Bad say that he's doing when Homestar finds him playing Trogdor in "Arcade Game"
A=Doing The Cheat's taxes
</nowiki></pre>

=== 20X6 vs. 1936 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "2X6" on the toons menu
A=20X6 vs. 1936
</nowiki></pre>

=== The System is Down ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "YHO" on the toons menu
A=The System is Down
</nowiki></pre>

=== Meet Marshie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "PUF" on the toons menu
A=Meet Marshie
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "INT" on the toons menu
A=The Interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fluffy Puff Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "FLF" on the toons menu
A=Fluffy Puff Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Theme Song Video ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "HSR" on the toons menu
A=Theme Song Video
</nowiki></pre>

=== Kick the Can ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "CAN" on the toons menu
A=Kick the Can
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad Sings ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which short has the three-letter channel ID "SBS" on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What is the oldest Short still on the toons menu
A=Strong Bad Sings

Q=What telephone number is given in the written information for "Strong Bad Sings"
A=1-800-555-SBSINGS

Q=As "Happy Birthday to You" is copyrighted, what song is forgotten by Strong Mad in the DVD version of "Strong Bad Sings"
A=Hot Cross Buns

Q=How much does the "Strong Bad Sings" collection cost
A=$193.75

Q=What is the title of the second song Strong Bad is shown singing in the "Strong Bad Sings" commercial
A=Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
</nowiki></pre>

== Holiday ==
=== Happy Trogday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "3RD" on the toons menu
A=Happy Trogday

Q=On which of Trogdor's birthdays was "Happy Trogday" made
A=Third

Q=What is on Stinkoman's birthday hat
A=Prawn
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fall Float Parade ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAL" on the toons menu
A=Fall Float Parade

Q=According to Strong Bad in "Fall Float Parade", Strong Sad goes into a trance when what words are spoken
A=Covered bridges
</nowiki></pre>

=== More Fan Costumes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TUM" on the toons menu
A=More Fan Costumes
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Potion-ma-jig ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JIG" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Potion-ma-jig

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Ookla the Mok

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Jambi

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Devo Member

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Gossamer

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Theo Huxtable

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Apollo Creed

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Beaker

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Walter Sobchak

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Toad

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Moocher

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Colonel Sanders

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"
A=Tingle
</nowiki></pre>

=== Happy Fireworks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "BAM" on the toons menu
A=Happy Fireworks

Q=What type of firework did Coach Z say he married
A=M-300
</nowiki></pre>

=== Senorial Day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SNR" on the toons menu
A=Senorial Day

Q=Which real-world holiday was Senorial Day based on
A=Memorial Day
</nowiki></pre>

=== HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FUL" on the toons menu
A=HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Presents: Presents ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "GBO" on the toons menu
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=In which Decemberween toon did Homestar Run outside naked
A=Homestar Presents: Presents

Q=Which Michael Jackson music video is Homestar's t-shirt from in "Homestar Presents: Presents"
A=Beat It
</nowiki></pre>

=== Snowglobe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DSH" on the toons menu
A=Snowglobe

Q=Which Peasant's Quest themed toon celebrated Decemberween
A=Snowglobe
</nowiki></pre>

=== Halloween Fairstival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HIC" on the toons menu
A=Halloween Fairstival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Lion-O

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Cesar Romero as The Joker

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=David Bowie

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Ben Wallace

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Tupac

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=One of the 3 Most Important People in the World

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Willie Nelson

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Big Boy

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Sigmund

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Carl Spackler

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=The Mayor of Halloweentown

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Halloween Fairstival"
A=Kumar
</nowiki></pre>

=== That A Ghost ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OLD" on the toons menu
A=That A Ghost
</nowiki></pre>

=== Decemberween In July ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "DIJ" on the toons menu
A=Decemberween In July
</nowiki></pre>

=== Under Construction ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "APR" on the toons menu
A=Under Construction

Q=Which April Fools' Day toon featured Stinkoman and Sticklyman
A=Under Construction
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 Times Halloween Funjob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "JOB" on the toons menu
A=3 Times Halloween Funjob

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=M. Bison

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Ozone

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=David Byrne

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Magnum P.I.

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kool Moe Dee

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Mel

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=The Log Lady

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Izzy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=John McEnroe

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Hamburglar

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Slash

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=A Santaman

Q=Who did Stinkoman dress up as for Halloween in "3 Times Halloween Funjob"
A=Speed Racer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Fan Costume Commentary ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "FAN" on the toons menu
A=Fan Costume Commentary
</nowiki></pre>

=== Malloween Commercial ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MAL" on the toons menu
A=Malloween Commercial
</nowiki></pre>

=== Superbowl Dealie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUP" on the toons menu
A=Superbowl Dealie
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Decemberween Pageant ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "PAG" on the toons menu
A=A Decemberween Pageant
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pumpkin Carve-nival ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "CRV" on the toons menu
A=Pumpkin Carve-nival

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A Sleestak

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Homestar as Angus Young

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Vyvyan

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=A ghost

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Kid

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Captain Lou Albano

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Left Eye Lopes

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=The Kool-Aid Man

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Russell

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Angus Young

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Mario

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Ghost Dog

Q=Who did The Goblin dress up as for Halloween in "Pumpkin Carve-nival"
A=Strong Bad as The Bee
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Best Decemberween Ever ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "XMS" on the toons menu
A=The Best Decemberween Ever
</nowiki></pre>

=== Some Stupid Turkey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "TKY" on the toons menu
A=Some Stupid Turkey

Q=What was the first Thanksgiving toon on the site
A=Some Stupid Turkey
</nowiki></pre>

=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "SUK" on the toons menu
A=The House that Gave Sucky Treats

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Lazer Tag

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Carmen Sandiego

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Andy Warhol

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Fridge

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Humpty Hump

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Mars Blackmon

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Joey Ramone

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Michael Moore

Q=Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Punchy

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=The Greatest American Hero

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Hagar the Horrible

Q=Who did The Knight dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A="Idaho"

Q=Who did The Hornblower dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=B.C.

Q=Who did Homsar dress up as for Halloween in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"
A=Wimpy
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Mother's Day Message ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "MOM" on the toons menu
A=A Mother's Day Message
</nowiki></pre>

=== A Holiday Greeting ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "OHO" on the toons menu
A=A Holiday Greeting

Q=The first Decemberween toon on the site -- "A Holiday Greeting" -- never mentioned Decemberween. What season's greeting did it give at the end
A=Happy Holidays

Q=In "A Holiday Greeting", what is the first line of the song Strong Bad sings
A=O Holy Crap
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestarloween Party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which holiday toon has the three-letter channel ID "HWN" on the toons menu
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=What was the first Halloween toon on the site
A=Homestarloween Party

Q=Who did Strong Bad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Carmen Miranda

Q=Who did Strong Sad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Gorbachev

Q=Who did Strong Mad dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Slim Goodbody

Q=Who did Coach Z dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Flavor Flav

Q=Who did Bubs dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Rerun

Q=Who did Marzipan dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Jeannie

Q=Who did Pom Pom dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Mr. Stay-Puft

Q=Who did the Poopsmith dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Tron

Q=Who did Homestar dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Kurt Cobain

Q=Who did The King of Town dress up as for Halloween in "Homestarloween Party"
A=Cap'n Crunch
</nowiki></pre>

== Puppet Stuff ==

=== Biz Cas Fri 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "BIZ" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 1

Q=Which toon has a computer that displays, "Flamboyant System Error, 3rd Qtr. Projection = Bad News"
A=Biz Cas Fri 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "CAS" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Homestar Runner say, "Thursday is the new Friday"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2

Q=In which toon does Strong Bad say to Homestar, "You smell like wet tech support, with onions"
A=Biz Cas Fri 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Biz Cas Fri 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which toon has the three-letter channel ID "FRI" on the toons menu
A=Biz Cas Fri 3

=== Labor Dabor ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What was the Labor Day Puppet Stuff called
A=Labor Dabor
</nowiki></pre>

== Powered by the Cheat ==

=== Everybody to the Limit ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which is the only Powered by the Cheat toon Strong Bad has shown approval of
A=Everybody to the Limit
</nowiki></pre>

== Strong Bad Email ==

=== some kinda robot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 1
A=some kinda robot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Abdi LaRue
A=some kinda robot

Q=From some kinda robot: Strong Bad meant to type "go to bed". What did he actually type
A=got to bed
</nowiki></pre>

=== homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 2
A=homsar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Vinnie C
A=homsar

Q=Strong Bad email "homsar" used to have a third button next to the two contrast buttons. What was it labeled
A=old emails

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to feature a character other than Strong Bad
A=homsar

Q=Who was the first character besides Strong Bad to appear in a Strong Bad email
A=homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== butt IQ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 3
A=butt IQ

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to end in "Crapfully yours"
A=butt IQ

Q=Which American indie rock band named one of their songs "On a Scale from One to Awesome (You're Pretty Great)" after a line from Strong Bad email "butt IQ"
A=The Reunion Show
</nowiki></pre>

=== homestar hair ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 4
A=homestar hair

Q=In which Strong Bad email does Strong Bad play "Temple of Apshai"
A=homestar hair

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the first to be deleted by Strong Bad
A=homestar hair

Q=From homestar hair: Strong Bad plays a game at the end of this email. What is it called
A=temple of apshai
</nowiki></pre>

=== making out ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 5
A=making out

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kissless in Santa Rosa
A=making out

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Frampton's Camel"
A=making out
</nowiki></pre>

=== depressio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 6
A=depressio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Anthony
A=depressio

Q=What is Strong Sad's email address
A=depressio@homestarrunner.com

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 500!!"
A=depressio
</nowiki></pre>

=== halloweener ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 7
A=halloweener

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ben
A=halloweener

Q=What was the last email where Strong Bad's mouth reflection is visible in the monitor
A=halloweener
</nowiki></pre>

=== brianrietta ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 8
A=brianrietta

Q=From brianrietta: What homestar runner character does Brian claim has his number
A=pom pom

Q=At the end of which email does Strong Bad actually sign his name
A=brianrietta
</nowiki></pre>

=== i love you ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 9
A=i love you

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon where Fhqwhgads makes an appearance
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first toon to feature the painting of a guy with a big knife
A=i love you

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email where The Paper appears outside Strong Bad's computer room
A=i love you

Q=From i love you: What is the common abbreviation of the email sender's "name"
A=fhqwhgads
</nowiki></pre>

=== trevor the vampire ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 10
A=trevor the vampire

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Trevor
A=trevor the vampire

Q=From trevor the vampire: Fill in the blank: "Oh Trevor, I ____ for you"
A=pine
</nowiki></pre>

=== i rule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 11
A=i rule

Q=Which Strong Bad email has the smallest Flash file size (coming in at 132k)
A=i rule

Q=According to the email "i rule", Strong Bad has ruled strongbadia since when
A=diaper school
</nowiki></pre>

=== credit card ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 12
A=credit card

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
A=credit card

Q=From Strong Bad email "credit card", what is the expiry date on Homestar's credit card
A=13/02

Q=What credit card company does Homestar use
A=Superfied Credit Union

Q=What is the name of the website Strong Bad visits at the end of the Strong Bad email "credit card," which is an actual site the Brothers Chaps made up just for fun
A=www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== i she be ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 13
A=i she be

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Great Looking Girl
A=i she be

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams
A=i she be

Q=From the email "i she be", what is The Cheat's screen name
A=cheatachu72

Q=From the email "i she be", what is the Great looking Girl's screen name
A=gr8lookinggrrl
</nowiki></pre>

=== duck pond ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 14
A=duck pond

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ron Kiwi
A=duck pond

Q=In the email "duck pond", how does Strong Bad spell Unfortunately
A=Unfortunatley
</nowiki></pre>

=== the basics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 15
A=the basics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from T.J.
A=the basics

Q=According to "labor day", what is Strong Bad's favorite email
A=the basics
</nowiki></pre>

=== band names ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 16
A=band names

Q=From the email "band names", what is the first band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LAZOR

Q=From the email "band names", what is the second band name Strong Bad suggests
A=BIGG NIFE

Q=From the email "band names", what is the third band name Strong Bad suggests
A=TARANCHULA

Q=From the email "band names", what is the fourth band name Strong Bad suggests
A=LIMOZEEN
</nowiki></pre>

=== studying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 17
A=studying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Roy
A=studying

Q=Which was the first Strong Bad email to contain a clickable easter egg
A=studying

Q=In the original version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.com

Q=In the DVD version of "studying", what was the parody of amazon.com called
A=bookazon.egg
</nowiki></pre>

=== stand-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 18
A=stand-up

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Joe P
A=stand-up

Q=Which Free Country, USA electronics company manufactured the older style VCR that appears in "stand-up"
A=Totaltronics

Q=From the email "stand-up", what talent did Marzipan apparently demonstrate
A=clogging
</nowiki></pre>

=== tape-leg ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 19
A=tape-leg

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Nicolas
A=tape-leg

Q=Which Strong Bad email does Homestar Runner make fun of in "The System is Down"
A=tape-leg
</nowiki></pre>

=== spring cleaning ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 20
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which email marks the first time Strong Bad is asked how he types with boxing gloves on
A=spring cleaning

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Mandy 400!!"
A=spring cleaning
</nowiki></pre>

=== cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 21
A=cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Geroge
A=cartoon

Q=In which email is Strong Bad hypnotized by the green lines on the screen of the Tandy
A=cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== sb_email 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 22
A=sb_email 22

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mark
A=sb_email 22

Q=In the opener of "sb_email 22", Strong Bad sings the theme song from what 1981 video game
A=Donkey Kong

Q=The line, "Never mind the bullocks," in "sb_email 22" is a reference to an album released by which British punk rock band
A=Sex Pistols

Q=If you don't count clickable easter eggs, what is the shortest Strong Bad email
A=sb_email 22

Q=In what email did Strong Bad say, "Screw all 'yall."
A=sb_email 22

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released before
A=invisibility

Q=sb_email 22 wasn't released in order. Which email was it really released after
A=vacation

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Lost Email!"
A=sb_email 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== little animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 23
A=little animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ashley and Anthony
A=little animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first appearance of the floppy disk container
A=little animal

Q=Strong Bad kicked The Cheat for the first time in which toon
A=little animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bird ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 24
A=the bird

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Phylo D
A=the bird

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email set completely outdoors
A=the bird

Q=In which email does Strong Bad answer his email on Pom Pom's "Pom Pilot"
A=the bird
</nowiki></pre>

=== super powers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 25
A=super powers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Aaron C
A=super powers

Q=What is the first email to show the back of Strong Bad's computer
A=super powers
</nowiki></pre>

=== CGNU ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 26
A=CGNU

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Margo
A=CGNU

Q=What does "CGNU" stand for
A=crazy go nuts university
</nowiki></pre>

=== 3 wishes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 27
A=3 wishes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brandon Hofer
A=3 wishes

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's second wish
A=horns

Q=From "3 Wishes", what is Strong Bad's "possible" third wish
A=croissants
</nowiki></pre>

=== 1 step ahead ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 28
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Alex
A=1 step ahead

Q=Which Strong Bad email contains a parody of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of children's books
A=1 step ahead
</nowiki></pre>

=== superhero name ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 29
A=superhero name

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stiny
A=superhero name

Q=What is the name of Craig Zobel's little brother, featured in "superhero name"
A=Stiny
</nowiki></pre>

=== 12:00 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 30
A=12:00

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cory Dewey-Smith
A=12:00

Q=What real-world game show does Strong Bad reference in the opener of "12:00"
A=Jeopardy
</nowiki></pre>

=== sugarbob ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 31
A=sugarbob

Q=Which is the first Strong Bad email written in all caps
A=sugarbob

Q=The names "sugarbob, funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to which Motown classic made famous by the Four Tops
A=I Can't Help Myself

Q=The name "funky bunch" in Strong Bad email "sugarbob" could be a reference to the real-world group, Funky Bunch, headed by rapper-turned-actor Marky Mark. What is Marky Mark's real name
A=Mark Wahlberg
</nowiki></pre>

=== flag day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 32
A=flag day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Pablo
A=flag day

Q=The Strongbadia flag featured in Strong Bad email "flag day" is strikingly similar to an early American flag, the Gadsden flag. What phrase appears underneath the snake on the Gadsden flag
A=Don't Tread On Me
</nowiki></pre>

=== gimmicks ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 33
A=gimmicks

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike W
A=gimmicks

Q=In the opener of Strong Bad email "gimmicks", Strong Bad references which popular song by Rick James
A=Superfreak
</nowiki></pre>

=== weird dream ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 34
A=weird dream

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Marie
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email is the "store locator" modeled after
A=weird dream

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tangerine Dreams!!"
A=weird dream
</nowiki></pre>

=== sisters ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 35
A=sisters

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ali
A=sisters

Q=The images of Ali and Ali's sister in Strong Bad email "sisters" are taken from a popular Sierra video game series created by Al Lowe. What is the name of the main character from the series
A=Leisure Suit Larry

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!!"
A=sisters
</nowiki></pre>

=== guitar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 36
A=guitar

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Derek Highet
A=guitar

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", the "way up high on the tiny strings" part is an actual solo from which Metallica song
A=Creeping Death

Q=In Strong Bad email "guitar", Strong Bad uses a musical term whose literal meaning is "like a harp". What is the term
A=Arpeggio
</nowiki></pre>

=== dullard ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 37
A=dullard

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jason
A=dullard

Q=The "dullard" comic strip is a parody of what real world comic
A=dilbert
</nowiki></pre>

=== helium ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 38
A=helium

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shack
A=helium

Q=Which email was the first for Marzipan to appear in
A=helium
</nowiki></pre>

=== property of ones ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 39
A=property of ones

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Waters
A=property of ones

Q=What was the last email to have no easter eggs, before "bottom 10"
A=property of ones
</nowiki></pre>

=== vacation ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 40
A=vacation

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from BrothaCheese
A=vacation

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email in which you cannot click on anything to email Strong Bad
A=vacation

Q=The first postcard in Strong Bad email "vacation" is from a fictional place called "The Great Mound." The postcard mentions a smaller mound in Ohio. What is the name of the mound in Ohio
A=Serpent Mound
</nowiki></pre>

=== invisibility ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 41
A=invisibility

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sin Studly17
A=invisibility

Q=In Strong Bad email "invisibility", one of the Tandy 400's last lines, "My mind is going, I can feel it," was originally spoken by what 1968 movie character
A=HAL 9000

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400"
A=invisibility
</nowiki></pre>

=== action figure ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 42
A=action figure

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Rechsteiner
A=action figure

Q=In Strong Bad email "action figure", all the toys are priced at $11.01 in reference to who's birthday
A=Matt Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== little questions ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 43
A=little questions

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Viklas
A=little questions

Q=In Strong Bad email "little questions", one of Strong Bad's illegible responses, "Looking always as I ever did," supposedly translates into "Hey, send me some of those..." what
A=Swedish Fish
</nowiki></pre>

=== lures & jigs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 44
A=lures & jigs

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from David Jacobus
A=lures & jigs

Q=In "lures and jigs", what does Strong Bad admit knowing nothing about
A=the ladies
</nowiki></pre>

=== techno ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 45
A=techno

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Silent J
A=techno

Q=What Survivor contestant referenced Strong Bad email "techno" by singing "The tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail," as he picked up his mail on the island
A=Ryan S
</nowiki></pre>

=== your friends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 46
A=your friends

Q=If you count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=your friends

Q=In Strong Bad email "your friends", which member of the main cast (besides himself, of course) does Strong Bad NOT attempt to hurt
A=The Poopsmith
</nowiki></pre>

=== new hands ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 47
A=new hands

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his left hand
A=A bullhorn

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad imagine to be a replacement of his right hand
A=A bucket

Q=In "new hands", what did Strong Bad realise he should've chosen to replace his hands
A=A guitar and a lazor gun
</nowiki></pre>

=== ghosts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 48
A=ghosts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Josh, John & Doug
A=ghosts

Q=In Strong Bad email "ghosts", Strong Bad opens with the line, "Boy, is it ever Monday!" This is a sarcastic reference to the fact that "ghosts" wasn't released on a Monday. What weekday was it released on
A=Wednesday
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme party ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 49
A=theme party

Q=The T-shirt in Strong Bad email "theme party" features the Grateful Dead teddy bear and a character from which popular comic strip
A=Calvin and Hobbes

Q=Which is the last email in which Strong Bad never leaves his chair and the camera angle never changes
A=theme party
</nowiki></pre>

=== 50 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 50
A=50 emails

Q=In Strong Bad email "50 emails", Homestar tries several words to delete an email, one of which is the name of which popular board game
A=Stratego

Q=Which email includes an Easter egg of an email from Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth
A=50 emails

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!"
A=50 emails
</nowiki></pre>

=== website ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 51
A=website

Q=How does Homestar spell website
A=wedsite

Q=What is the page title and opening vocal into Strong Bad's Website
A=Welcome to your doom!
</nowiki></pre>

=== island ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 52
A=island

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Yami Yugi
A=island

Q=In which email was the name "Stinkoman" first used
A=island
</nowiki></pre>

=== comic ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 53
A=comic

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brittany
A=comic

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Teen Girl Squad originate from
A=comic
</nowiki></pre>

=== morning routine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 54
A=morning routine

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mike S
A=morning routine

Q=In which email does "potate" brand chips first appear
A=morning routine
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheat talk ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 55
A=cheat talk

Q=In which email does Mike Chapman do the voice of Strong Sad
A=cheat talk

Q=In the email "cheat talk", Mike Chapman does the voice of Strong Sad, since Matt is unable. Which word does Mike voice
A=douglas
</nowiki></pre>

=== current status ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 56
A=current status

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jordan Reynolds
A=current status

Q=In the email "current status", Strong Bad somehow switches the heads of Coach Z and Bubs. What does Strong Bad call the result
A=coach b/zubs
</nowiki></pre>

=== japanese cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 57
A=japanese cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from James F
A=japanese cartoon

Q=In which email is the word "combolations" first used
A=japanese cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== dragon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 58
A=dragon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaizer
A=dragon

Q=Which Strong Bad e-mail did Trogdor originate from
A=dragon
</nowiki></pre>

=== marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 59
A=marzipan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Emily C
A=marzipan

Q=Which Strong Bad email marks the first time Marzipan's guitar is referred to as "Carol"
A=marzipan

Q=In Strong Bad email "marzipan", where is Emily from
A=Ohio
</nowiki></pre>

=== huttah! ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 60
A=huttah!

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lasko
A=huttah!

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", what computer game does Strong Bad play on his compy
A=pigs on head

Q=In Strong Bad email "huttah!", where is Lasko from
A=Milwaukee, WI
</nowiki></pre>

=== monster truck ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 61
A=monster truck

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Stan & Loretta
A=monster truck

Q=What is the name of the monster truck show in "monster truck"
A=Awexome Cross 98

Q=Strong Bad's monster truck show in "monster truck" supposedly had thrills, chills and what
A=Syrup
</nowiki></pre>

=== interview ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 62
A=interview

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kerrek
A=interview

Q=From what email can you access the Homsar Main Page
A=interview
</nowiki></pre>

=== fingers ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 63
A=fingers

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lee Conrad
A=fingers

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from this list: knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=shrimp

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=knife

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=leg

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, action figure, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=ketchup bottle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, gummi worm, candle, cigar, battery
A=action figure

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, candle, cigar, battery
A=gummi worm

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, candle, battery
A=cigar

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, battery
A=candle

Q=From the Strong Bad email "fingers": Which "fake finger" is missing from the list: shrimp, knife, leg, ketchup bottle, action figure, gummi worm, cigar, candle
A=battery
</nowiki></pre>

=== english paper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 64
A=english paper

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kyle Smith
A=english paper

Q=In "english paper", what was the nickname Strong Bad gave to Kyle Smith?
A=Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

Q=How many batteries does the man in the diagram in "english paper" eat?
A=5

Q=In Kyle Smith's englilish paper, what was Li'l Spicy's famous speech?
A=Hustle and Bustle are like my Right and Left arms
</nowiki></pre>

=== unused emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 65
A=unused emails

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan Chase
A=unused emails

Q=At the end of "unused emails", what did Strong Bad think he broke
A=Clavicus majorus

Q=According to "unused emails", what is Bubs' email address
A=bubs@homestarrunner.com
</nowiki></pre>

=== the show ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 66
A=the show

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Tori
A=the show

Q=In "the show", what does Homestar choose to recite
A=A list

Q=In "the show", what did Strong Sad catch
A=Chicken Pox
</nowiki></pre>

=== autobiography ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 67
A=autobiography

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's autobiography?
A=Words I probably said

Q=In what Strong Bad Email did The Paper (temporarily) jam?
A=autobiography
</nowiki></pre>

=== caper ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 68
A=caper

Q=In "caper", who does Homestar think The Cheat is?
A=Batman

Q=What is the answer to the jumble in "caper"
A=Un taco
</nowiki></pre>

=== personal favorites ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 69
A=personal favorites

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from HockeymanJ05
A=personal favorites

Q=What is the first email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=invisible

Q=What is the second email Strong Bad mentions in "personal favorites"
A=gimmicks

Q=How many emails (real and fake) does Strong Bad mention in "personal favorites" (including easter eggs)
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== big white face ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 70
A=big white face

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jen C
A=big white face

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 086!!"
A=big white face
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 emails ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 71
A=2 emails

Q=In which Strong Bad Email is the Gameboy in a Blender first mentioned
A=2 emails

Q=What game does Strong Bad play during the fast forward in "2 emails"
A=Pigs on Head
</nowiki></pre>

=== crazy cartoon ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 72
A=crazy cartoon

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Monkeydude
A=crazy cartoon

Q=In which Strong Bad email did Eh! Steve make his debut
A=crazy cartoon
</nowiki></pre>

=== mascot ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 73
A=mascot

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ike
A=mascot

Q=What team does Crazy Go Nuts University verse in "mascot"
A=Pile of Electronics State
</nowiki></pre>

=== privileges ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 74
A=privileges

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Crazyclemens
A=privileges

Q=What did The Cheat end up in in "privileges"
A=The crisper drawer
</nowiki></pre>

=== funny ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 75
A=funny

Q=What does Strong Bad first type in order to open his email program in "funny"
A=stongbad_email.exe

Q=How many ounces does the ketchup bottle in "funny" have
A=very many
</nowiki></pre>

=== sibbie ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 76
A=sibbie

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Sibbie
A=sibbie
</nowiki></pre>

=== suntan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 77
A=suntan

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meg
A=suntan

Q=In the suntan Easter egg, what word is Sharpied upon Homsar's shirt
A=SALAd
</nowiki></pre>

=== anything ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 78
A=anything
</nowiki></pre>

=== the process ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 79
A=the process

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Em
A=the process
</nowiki></pre>

=== stunt double ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 80
A=stunt double

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Louis
A=stunt double
</nowiki></pre>

=== date ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 81
A=date

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dynomite
A=date
</nowiki></pre>

=== impression ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 82
A=impression

Q=Who wins the Strong Sad look-a-like contest in the Strong Bad e-mail "impression"
A=The Cheat

Q=In impression, what did Strong Bad's sweatshirt say
A=Phys Ed
</nowiki></pre>

=== labor day ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 83
A=labor day

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chrispy
A=labor day
</nowiki></pre>

=== kids' book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 84
A=kids' book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Steve Buttz
A=kids' book
</nowiki></pre>

=== 2 years ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 85
A=2 years

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from E. Fullmer
A=2 years
</nowiki></pre>

=== no loafing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 86
A=no loafing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Mendelev
A=no loafing
</nowiki></pre>

=== mile ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 87
A=mile

Q=Which is the only Strong Bad email that does not use a real fan-submitted email
A=mile
</nowiki></pre>

=== couch patch ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 88
A=couch patch
</nowiki></pre>

=== local news ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 89
A=local news

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dan D.
A=local news
</nowiki></pre>

=== colonization ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 90
A=colonization

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Shana Ma
A=colonization
</nowiki></pre>

=== caffeine ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 91
A=caffeine
</nowiki></pre>

=== kind of cool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 92
A=kind of cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== army ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 93
A=army

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hank Toler
A=army
</nowiki></pre>

=== video games ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 94
A=video games

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Taylor R.
A=video games

Q=In Strong Bad email "video games", where does Strong Bad mistake the sender to be from
A=Alcatraz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the bet ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 95
A=the bet

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Chris
A=the bet
</nowiki></pre>

=== lackey ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 96
A=lackey

Q=What does Strong Bad pay The Cheat with
A=Pencil shavings
</nowiki></pre>

=== monument ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 97
A=monument

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kaitlin G.
A=monument
</nowiki></pre>

=== stupid stuff ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 98
A=stupid stuff

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Kevin Grumble
A=stupid stuff
</nowiki></pre>

=== different town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 99
A=different town

Q=If you DON'T count easter eggs, which is the first Strong Bad email to include all twelve main characters
A=different town
</nowiki></pre>

=== flashback ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 100
A=flashback

Q=Which email was sent in by Jon from NH
A=flashback

Q=Which email went for exactly five minutes
A=flashback
</nowiki></pre>

=== car ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 101
A=car

Q=Which email has the shortest name
A=car
</nowiki></pre>

=== lunch special ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 102
A=lunch special
</nowiki></pre>

=== haircut ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 103
A=haircut

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Harry Earlenmacherg
A=haircut
</nowiki></pre>

=== theme park ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 104
A=theme park

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Rafael
A=theme park
</nowiki></pre>

=== replacement ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 105
A=replacement

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jeffrey Desterhoft
A=replacement
</nowiki></pre>

=== dangeresque 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 106
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from John Newell
A=dangeresque 3

Q=Who is the criminal mastermind of "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too"
A=Perducci
</nowiki></pre>

=== cheatday ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 107
A=cheatday

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Bridget
A=cheatday
</nowiki></pre>

=== pom pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 108
A=pom pom
</nowiki></pre>

=== crying ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 109
A=crying

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from DJ Solerous
A=crying
</nowiki></pre>

=== for kids ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 110
A=for kids

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Allison
A=for kids

Q=Which email starts with Strong Bad playing Peasant's Quest
A=for kids
</nowiki></pre>

=== other days ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 111
A=other days

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Brian Holmes
A=other days

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what complimentary closing does Bubs use before his signature in his snail mail to Strong Bad
A=swarthily

Q=In Strong Bad email "other days", what is the name of Strong Bad's battle axe instructor
A=dolph hauldhagen
</nowiki></pre>

=== old comics ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 112
A=old comics

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Zack
A=old comics
</nowiki></pre>

=== pizzaz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 113
A=pizzaz

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan N
A=pizzaz
</nowiki></pre>

=== the facts ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 114
A=the facts

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Jess G.
A=the facts

Q=In Strong Bad email "the facts", how many reasons did Strong Bad give for Strong Mad not having his own cartoon
A=4
</nowiki></pre>

=== time capsule ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 115
A=time capsule

Q=In Strong Bad email "time capsule", what song is on Stinkoman's "power crunch"
A=Grumblecakes
</nowiki></pre>

=== extra plug ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 116
A=extra plug

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Corcoran
A=extra plug
</nowiki></pre>

=== montage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 117
A=montage
</nowiki></pre>

=== virus ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 118
A=virus

Q=What Strong Bad email references "The Reddest Radish" twice in the same scene
A=virus

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386??"
A=virus
</nowiki></pre>

=== animal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 119
A=animal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Spud Jr.
A=animal

Q=Which Strong Bad email carries the page title, "Compy 386?? Not No More."
A=animal
</nowiki></pre>

=== radio ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 120
A=radio

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fraser
A=radio
</nowiki></pre>

=== part-time job ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 121
A=part-time job

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Hunter
A=part-time job
</nowiki></pre>

=== dreamail ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 122
A=dreamail

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Danny Gedgafov
A=dreamail
</nowiki></pre>

=== origins ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 123
A=origins

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Luke
A=origins
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret recipes ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 124
A=secret recipes

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Melissa and Hillary
A=secret recipes
</nowiki></pre>

=== rock opera ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 125
A=rock opera

Q=Which e-mail did Strong Bad recieve from Annonomyous Contributor
A=rock opera
</nowiki></pre>

=== best thing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 126
A=best thing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Albin J.
A=best thing
</nowiki></pre>

=== long pants ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 127
A=long pants

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Clancy
A=long pants
</nowiki></pre>

=== rampage ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 128
A=rampage

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Peter
A=rampage
</nowiki></pre>

=== garage sale ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 129
A=garage sale

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Cat
A=garage sale
</nowiki></pre>

=== do over ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 130
A=do over

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Richie Z
A=do over
</nowiki></pre>

=== boring (really) ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 131
A=boring (really)

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Callie
A=boring (really)
</nowiki></pre>

=== modeling ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 132
A=modeling

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Meghan
A=modeling
</nowiki></pre>

=== bottom 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 133
A=bottom 10

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from "someone stronger than you"
A=bottom 10

Q=What is number 6 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=foul stench of wet the cheat

Q=What is number 11 on Strong Bad's Bottom 10
A=the jibblies
</nowiki></pre>

=== record book ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 134
A=record book

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from nathan
A=record book

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what epic poem does Strong Sad transcribe onto a single grain of bastami rice in four languages
A=Paradise Lost

Q=In Strong Bad email "record book", what does the King of Town have that Strong Bad mistakes for hiccups
A=heart attacks
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady...ing ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 135
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Lorenzo and Fillbert
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Fabrosi
A=lady...ing

Q=Which email spoofs Marshmallow's Last Stand
A=lady...ing
</nowiki></pre>

=== geddup noise ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 136
A=geddup noise

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from marc baroni
A=geddup noise

Q=In Strong Bad email "geddup noise", what does Strong Bad call Strong Mad's blue sock puppet
A=The Teach

Q=What product does the geddup noise do a celebrity endorsement for in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Hamburger Shampoo

Q=Which popular American rock group made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "This is not a geddup noise t-shirt" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Fugazi

Q=Which popular American rock singer made shirts similar to Strong Sad's "Corporate geddup noise still sucks" shirt in Strong Bad email "geddup noise"
A=Kurt Cobain
</nowiki></pre>

=== bedtime story ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 137
A=bedtime story

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Justin Wagley
A=bedtime story

Q=As seen in Strong Bad email "bedtime story", what drink does The Cheat have before going to bed
A=SUUDSU

Q=Which former NBA basketball player does The Cheat have "Cheatventures" with in Strong Bad email "bedtime story"
A=Moses Malone

Q=In Strong Bad email "bedtime story", Strong Mad plays a lullaby to The Cheat on a chainsaw. Which real-world song by Jackyl features a chainsaw solo played by lead-singer Jesse Dupree
A=The Lumberjack
</nowiki></pre>

=== space program ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 138
A=space program

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan from Raleigh
A=space program

Q=In Strong Bad email "space program", what does Strong Bad claim his spacecraft is constructed almost entirely of
A=cardboardium alloy

Q=What is the name of the spacecraft featured in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=The Proud Anselmo

Q=What name does Strong Bad give The Cheat when he is acting as onboard mechanic in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Harold "Strap" Coopmore

Q=What does SBASAF stand for in Strong Bad email "space program"
A=Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil
</nowiki></pre>

=== portrait ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 139
A=portrait

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
A=portrait

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sort of artist did Strong Bad hope would paint his portrait
A=Deutsch Master

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what sport does Strong Bad claim to have a passing interest in
A=Falconry

Q=What l33t phrase can be seen on The Cheat's shirt in Strong Bad email "portrait"
A=4rt b4ndit

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what does The Cheat paint over Strong Bad's first portrait
A=Rad Rad Robotank

Q=In Strong Bad email "portrait", what type of degree does Strong Bad say is useless and which is actually held by Mike Chapman
A=Bachelor of Fine Arts
</nowiki></pre>

=== highschool ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad email 140
A=highschool

Q=Which email did Strong Bad receive from Ryan Cowiche WA
A=highschool

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", who writes the story for "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries"
A=Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", according to Teenage Strong Bad, what is there no such thing as
A=mysterious

Q=In Strong Bad email "highschool", what does Bubsamecium sell six tubes of to Homestarmecium
A=rear-end cream
</nowiki></pre>

=== death metal ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 141
A=death metal

Q=Which email did Strong Bad recieve from Dane in Corvallis, OR
A=death metal

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", where is the only place that death metal will get you any chicks?
A=Scandanavia

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is Larry Palaroncini's webcam screenname
A=ladeezluvlarry71

Q=In Strong Bad email "death metal", what is included free in Corn Krunch
A=full-size alto saxophone
</nowiki></pre>

=== secret identity ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 142
A=secret identity

Q=Which email was sent in by Laramie from WI
A=secret identity

Q=Which email features the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "Laramie, Why?"
A=secret identity

Q=In "secret identity", what phrase does Strong Bad call "vicious"
A=rockin' cool
</nowiki></pre>

=== technology ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 143
A=technology

Q=Which email was sent by Jay in Oswego, New York
A=technology

Q=What email address is shown in "technology"
A=swimteampie33331@kindergartencop.edu

Q=In "technology", what can Strong Bad make his calculator say (all caps please)
A=OBOE SHOES
</nowiki></pre>

=== narrator ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 144
A=narrator

Q=Which email was sent by Grant Gossman from Minnesota
A=narrator
</nowiki></pre>

=== myths & legends ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 145
A=myths & legends

Q=Which email was sent in by Cephas from Cornwall, CA
A=myths & legends

Q=In "myths & legends", what does Strong Bad think "CA" stands for
A=Corn Army

Q=By watching the flash file for "myths & legends", when the fence drawings are shown, you can see what written on the fence
A=by strong bab age 5

Q=Who does Strong Bad think the Bear-holding-a-Shark ice cream bars look like in "myths & legends"
A=Morgan Freeman
</nowiki></pre>

=== pop-up ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 146
A=pop-up

Q=Which email was sent in by Kat from Spokane, Wash.
A=pop-up

Q=Which email introduces the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "'Cat,' spoke Anne, 'wash!'"
A=pop-up

Q=From "pop-up", which is missing from the items Strong Sad gets covered in: Gray Cement, Ram's Blood, Boston Cream, and
A=Magic Eye

Q=In "pop-up", what is written on the fridge
A=NegativeZero
</nowiki></pre>

=== lady fan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 147
A=lady fan

Q=Which email was sent in by Buck Webb from Houston, Tejas
A=lady fan

Q=From "lady fan": What phrase does Strong Bad tell Homestar to never say again
A=Twees it out

Q=From "lady fan": How many one-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0

Q=From "lady fan": How many two-handed push-ups does Strong Bad do (number please)
A=0
</nowiki></pre>

=== disconnected ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 148
A=disconnected

Q=Which email was sent in by Jenny
A=disconnected

Q=From "disconnected": What does Head Bad's career advisor sign say (all caps please)
A=THE CAREER ADVISOR IS REAL IN

Q=In which email is an Easter egg unlocked by clicking "strongbad_email.exe"
A=disconnected
</nowiki></pre>

=== candy product ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 149
A=candy product

Q=Which email was sent in by "somone that's not homestarrunner"
A=candy product

Q=From "candy product": What is the name of Strong Bad's candy bar
A=SBLOUNSKCHED!

Q=What is Strong Bad's anti-Homestar filter called
A=Edgar's Baby's Daddy
</nowiki></pre>

=== alternate universe ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the title of Strong Bad Email 150
A=alternate universe

Q=Which email was sent in by Jody (not a girl) from TX
A=alternate universe

Q=Which is the longest Strong Bad Email, coming in at 5:53, almost a minute higher than the next
A=alternate universe

Q=From "alternate universe": How much did the "alternate universe portal" cost (number, then "bucks")
A=14 bucks

Q=From "alternate universe": How many Strong Bad doppelgängers (including Strong Bad himself) are seen at the end (number please)
A=11

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman waste
A=water

Q=From "alternate universe": What is Old Timey Strong Bad trying to make appear
A=nothing

Q=From "alternate universe": Who is Strong Bad almost adopted by
A=Senor Cardgage

Q=From "alternate universe": What does Strong Badman steal from his neighbor
A=extended cable
</nowiki></pre>

== Teen Girl Squad ==

=== Issue #1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is So-and-So's real name
A=Kristen

Q=From Teen Girl Squad, who's missing: Virginia, Joy, Kristen, ______
A=Jennifer

Q=How does The Ugly One die in issue #1
A=Arrowed!
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #7 ===

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what does Tompkins threaten to push the girls into
A=snakewater

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, what medal did Tompkins' torso get
A=silver

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, how high does What's Her Face claim to be able to count
A=G
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does Tompkins' shirt say in the Easter egg in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
A=Truk
</nowiki></pre>

=== Issue #10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Tompkins have "on the ropes" in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Bowser

Q=What nickname did the Brothers Chaps give to The Ugly One when she became hot
A=Hotgly One

Q=In TGS 10, what word in So and So's description is misspelled (put incorrect spelling)
A=viscious

Q=How many great-smelling colors are said to be used in the Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=24

Q=What is the name of the pawn shop advertised in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
A=Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn

Q=In Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, what food item does Strong Bad claim to be eating when he is caught kissing his paper
A=pizza
</nowiki></pre>

== Issue #11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Teen Girl Squad issue 11, who made So and So get a job?
A=Judith
</nowiki></pre>

== Marzipan's Answering Machine ==
=== Version 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1
A=Mr. Nobody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 1
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2
A=Detective Everybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3
A=Marzipan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 3
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4
A=The King of Town

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 4
A=7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5
A=Constable Anybody

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 5
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6
A=Dr. Professional

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 6
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7
A=Safety Dan

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8
A=Sweepstakes Ron

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 9.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
A=Cableman Jorge

Q=How many messages does Marzipan recieve in Marzipan's Answering Machine 9.2
A=10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 10.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What movie does Strong Sad claim to have on DVD in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
A=V.I. Warshawski

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 10.2
A=6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 11.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be when pranking Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
A=Bob Statesman

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 11.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 12.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who does Strong Bad claim to be the first time he pranks Marzipan in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
A=Goatface

Q=How many people leave Marzipan a message in Marzipan's Answering Machine 12.2
A=5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Version 13.2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what food, according to Old-Timey Strong Bad, is liked by William Henry Harrison and James Garfield
A=lasagna

Q=In the intro to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, what does Marzipan say she's eating
A=dirt
</nowiki></pre>

== Games ==

=== Stinkoman 20X6 ===

==== Level 1 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 1
A=Tampo

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the fields outside the city
A=Level 1

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a robot and bounces up and down
A=Jaro

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is invincible only when crouching
A=Greggo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary and shoots forward every few seconds
A=Browntant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 floats back and forth and has pincers
A=Chorch

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 bears a resemblance to a UFO
A=Kolkaryu

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is stationary, spiky and green
A=Pooru-Pooru

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is spiky and will kill you instantly
A=Old Sage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 2 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 2
A=Brody

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in Stinkoman's kitchen
A=Level 2

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a loose chicken head
A=Terrell

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes
A=Grundy

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a large chicken that shoots out bones
A=Stobat

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an electric burner
A=Rose Blake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a gas burner
A=Lundsford

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a bottle of green liquid
A=Tortan
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 3 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 3
A=Stlunko

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game features Stinkoman soaring up and down in the sky
A=Level 3

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a grey cloud which until version 7.1 had a propeller
A=Clowder

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 produces gold when killed
A=Mr. Ubbers
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 4 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 4
A=Saargtsson

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Lava Zone
A=Level 4

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is "hard to say" according to the Stinkomanual
A=Poorbt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a pile of junk and red goo
A=Gokul

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is found in the Lava Zone and flies in one direction only
A=Gaspeau

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is rolled in green coconut
A=Pink Cham Cham
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 5 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 5
A=Nebulon

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place on the moon with 1-Up
A=Level 5

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 has a shield for a hand
A=Astromund

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is like a meteor
A=The Bendini Sisters

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces up
A=Uptant

Q=Which enemy found on the Moon in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots five shots at once and faces down
A=Downtant

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 shoots out deadly beams of light
A=Piedmont
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 6 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 6
A=The Liekand

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Pink Cloud Zone
A=Level 6

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an invincible electrical plig
A=Stafulter

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 must be killed in two stages
A=Protek

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a cloud which shoots out lightning
A=Postlethwaith

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a buzzsaw
A=Porchi

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a saw blade
A=Hash-Haw
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 7 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 7
A=An Ice Machine

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the Ice Zone
A=Level 7

Q=What is the smallest enemy in Stinkoman 20X6
A=My Benj

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a small tank
A=Stothos

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will continue to fly by until destroyed
A=Fullbide

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 will cause Stinkoman to freeze to square if he is hit
A=Ditmars

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a set of small, frozen spikes
A=Seeper Mo

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a block of ice
A=Biztar
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 8 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 8
A=Ekersby

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in the glitchy Negative Zone, commonly referred to as "Level -0"
A=Level 8

Q=The unknown enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that has been in the Object Library since Version 1.X is a ______-like creature
A=Cabbage
</nowiki></pre>

==== Level 9 ====

<pre><nowiki>
Q=In the Stinkoman 20X6 game, what is the name of the boss on Level 9
A=Harvax XVII

Q=What level of the Stinkoman 20X6 game takes place in an evil jungle
A=Level 9

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shrimp
A=Prudench

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an oyster
A=Dolmerlay

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is an anemone
A=Roldhap

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a shark
A=Semulade

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a coral
A=Fundlake

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a goldfish
A=Sackastano

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a manta ray
A=Quorvekt

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a volcano
A=Broodacre

Q=Which enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 is a jellyfish
A=Reid

Q=There is one enemy in Stinkoman 20X6 that appears in Level 9, but not in the Stinkomaual. What kind of animal is it
A=Octopus
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Quiz ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the theme song video, Bubs is dancing in front of what arcade game
A=Dokle II

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to his bio, where does Bubs attend night classes
A=Disco Tech

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: On the beach menu page, what does the plane's sign say
A=wear a bikini!

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Who did The Cheat dress up as for Halloween in Homestarloween Party
A=Garfield

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In the luau episode, how many glasses of melonade did Homestar say he drank
A=32

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: According to the tape he gives Coach Z, how many times does Strong Sad say "job"
A=285194

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Where in the world is the Hairstyle Runner maufactured
A=Prance

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: Why doesn't the Poopsmith talk
A=vow of silence

Q=From The Homestar Quiz: In Answering Machine #2, Marzipan warns herself not to let Homestar eat any leftovers of what
A=strudel
</nowiki></pre>

== Characters ==

=== Coach Z ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the most common word Coach Z has trouble pronouncing
A=Job
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homestar Runner ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What letter of the alphabet does Homestar have the most trouble pronouncing
A=R

Q=What is Homestar Runner's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Homestar Runner

Q=What is Homestar Runner's 20X6 counterpart called
A=1-Up
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=According to Strong Bad, what was Homsar raised by
A=A Cup of Coffee

Q=In "interview", Homsar describes himself as what
A=A Song from the Sixties

Q=Which main character's video has background music
A=Homsar
</nowiki></pre>

=== Marzipan ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Marzipan's guitar
A=Carol

Q=According to the earliest character page, who is Marizpan's dad
A=The King of Town

Q=According to Strong Bad, Marzipan is like a dirty hippy without the what
A=Dirt
</nowiki></pre>

=== Pom Pom ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the name of Pom Pom's dog
A=Trivia Time

Q=What is Pom Pom's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Fat Dudley

Q=What is Pom Pom's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Pan Pan
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Bad's email address
A=strongbad@homestarrunner.com

Q=What was Strong Bad's first computer
A=Tandy 400

Q=What was Strong Bad's second computer
A=Compy 386

Q=What was Strong Bad's third computer
A=Lappy 486

Q=What is the name of Strong Bad's favorite TV drama/soap opera
A=Caleb Rentpayer

Q=Which person has Strong Bad never dressed up as for Halloween: Carmen Sandiego, Carmen Miranda, or Carmen Electra
A=Carmen Electra

Q=What is Strong Bad's 20X6 counterpart called
A=Stinkoman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Mad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is Strong Mad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Strong Man

Q=What color is Strong Mad's wallpaper in his room
A=orange
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Sad ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is the password to Strong Sad's Weblog
A=gray_n_grey584

Q=According to Strong Sad's Lament, what's a shorter way to write "Thank God It's Tuesday at Three-Oh-Two"
A=TGITATOT

Q=What is Strong Sad's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=Sickly Sam
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Cheat ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Including his Old-Timey counterpart, how many times has The Cheat's head exploded
A=6

Q=What is The Cheat's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Sneak
</nowiki></pre>

=== The Poopsmith ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What does The Poopsmith shovel
A=whatsit

Q=Why doesn't The Poopsmith talk?
A=he's taken a vow of silence
</nowiki></pre>

=== The King of Town ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What is The King of Town's Old-Timey counterpart called
A=The Kaiser

Q=What is the only food that the King of Town is known to hate
A=peas

Q=According to the old characters page, which character is the child of the KOT?
A=Marzipan

=== Bubs ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What word, when spoken to Bubs, makes his lose his superpowers
A=Sbu
</nowiki></pre>

== Main Pages ==
=== Main Page 1 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in space
A=Main Page 1

Q=On which Main Page can we see an explosion on a planet
A=Main Page 1
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 2 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Alps
A=Main Page 2
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 3 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on a beach
A=Main Page 3
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 4 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a bowling alley
A=Main Page 4
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 5 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a waffle restaraunt
A=Main Page 5
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 6 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in heaven
A=Main Page 6
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 7 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a graveyard
A=Main Page 7
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 8 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the sky
A=Main Page 8
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 9 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in a notebook
A=Main Page 9
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 10 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in the Old-Timey era
A=Main Page 10
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 11 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a newsroom
A=Main Page 11
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 12 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in The Field at night
A=Main Page 12
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 13 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page uses Atari 2600 graphics
A=Main Page 13
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 14 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a shower
A=Main Page 14
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 15 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is in Powered by The Cheat style
A=Main Page 15
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 16 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in a snowy field
A=Main Page 16
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 17 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set place in the 20X6 era
A=Main Page 17
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 18 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land
A=Main Page 18
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 19 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set on the "The Show" stage
A=Main Page 19
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 20 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in storybook style
A=Main Page 20
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 21 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is drawn in vector style
A=Main Page 21
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 22 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page was attacked by The Virus
A=Main Page 22
</nowiki></pre>

=== Main Page 23 ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page shows the back of Homestar
A=Main Page 23
</nowiki></pre>

=== Homsar Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is accessible by clicking on the last digit of the copyright date on any Main Page
A=Homsar Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Luau Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is set at Marzipan's Gazebo
A=Luau Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== King of Town Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page only has four main buttons
A=King of Town Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

=== Strong Bad's Room Main Page ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Which Main Page is not on its own page and is included in a game
A=Strong Bad's Room Main Page
</nowiki></pre>

== Other Characters ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=How many Unguraits are depicted on the Ungurait trading card
A=4

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Frank Benedetto
A=popcorn popper

Q=What type of kitchen appliance is Mrs. Benedetto
A=microwave oven

Q=What character was created (and never seen again) based on a mispronounciation by a friend of the Chaps
A=Homeschool Winner
</nowiki></pre>

== The Creators ==
=== Matt Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=When is Matt Chapman's birthday (mm/dd/yyyy)
A=11/01/1976

Q=Matt Chapman can be seen as an audience member in an episode of which popular American comedy television program
A=Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Q=Matt Chapman's cat can be seen in Strong Bad email "website". What is the cat's name
A=Mabel

Q=What is Matt Chapman's Bacon Number
A=2

Q=What popular food item does Matt Chapman refer to as "dismantled Awesome Blossoms"
A=onion straws

Q=Who provides the voice of Bubs
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Coach Z
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homestar Runner
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Homsar
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Bad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Mad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Strong Sad
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The Cheat
A=Matt Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of The King of Town
A=Matt Chapman
</nowiki></pre>

=== Mike Chapman ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Shark-toothed Bubs
A=Mike Chapman

Q=Who provides the voice of Teeg Dougland
A=Mike Chapman

Q=In which month is Mike Chapman and Missy Palmer's wedding anniversary
A=February
</nowiki></pre>

=== Missy Palmer ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who provides the voice of Marzipan
A=Missy Palmer

Q=In February 2006 it was announced that Missy Palmer was what
A=pregnant

Q=:Who served as second assistant director and music coordinator for the 2000 film "The Girls' Room" starring Soleil Moon Frye and Wil Wheaton
A=Missy Palmer
</nowiki></pre>

=== Craig Zobel ===
<pre><nowiki>
Q=Who was Coach Z named after
A=Craig Zobel

Q=Who provides the voice of Cherry Greg
A=Craig Zobel
</nowiki></pre>

== Miscellany ==
<pre><nowiki>
Q=What well-known item makes an appearance in "homsar", "stunt double", and "garage sale"
A=heavy lourde

Q=What does 'LTWFTW' stand for
A=long time watcher first time writer

Q=What is the name of the company that makes Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
A=Galoob

Q=Where is the factory that hand-puffs Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
A=Neuconsin

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", which US state does Homestar think he and Strong Bad are in
A=Massachusetts

Q=In "Where the Crap Are We?", what does Homestar use as a phone
A=a Twinkie

Q=With whom does Homestar pretend to talk on the phone in "Where the Crap Are We?"
A=Senator Pencilface

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's old Tandy 400
A=The King of Town

Q=Who bought Strong Bad's shotgunned Compy 386
A=Homestar Runner

Q=What does the Old-Timey counterpart of the No Loafing Sign say
A=Loafing Not Permitted

Q=Which is not a cheat commando: Fightgar, Gunkeeper, Reinforcements, or Foxface
A=Gunkeeper
</nowiki></pre>

redesign

2006-07-22T02:21:54Z

Libertyernie: to match the transcript

{{sbenav|153|isp|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:New iMac.png|thumb|{{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}
| 1="Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor."
| 2="Quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap on the desk!"
| 3="You clearly don't have what it takes to bring NO LOAFING to the digital age." }}]]

Strong Bad considers redesigning the [[No Loafing Sign|"No Loafing" sign]] and painting his computer room.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' July 10, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:47

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{The scene opens in a darkened Computer Room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Email is nice, ''{the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down}'' habalubabulabada! ''{rips the tape away}'' Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!  ''{pulls up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: keeping life exciting</div>
dear strong bad, 
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue 
paint. 
 
jamie ericson canada
</blockquote>

''{The "dear strong bad" echoes, causing Strong Bad to look around a bit. Strong Bad pronounces "jamie ericson" as "hom-ee-ay eric-SON".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's so funny that you should say that Jamie ''{says as an unintelligible mumble}'', because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.

''{"nose" echoes, and Strong Bad looks around some more. Strong Bad clears the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the No Loafing sign could take a cue from the fast-food, soft drink, and bad sports team industries and combat sluggish sales and decades of losing with a slick logo redesign.

''{The screen cuts back and then zooms to the No Loafing sign. The blue wall vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping to a beat}'' First you squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, turn it all around.

''{As he says this, the border disappears and the words are squished, skewed, and turned around. At the end, the words are at a slant.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then we need to make it fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo.

''{The words curve, the tops of the letters become spikes pointing to the left, and they become all shiny.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping again}'' Uh! Flo Jo with da tux-''eee''-do!

''{The words react to the beat of his rap, various decorations litter the screen, and a no symbol appears behind the words.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No Whammies, no Whammies!

''{The colors of the sign cycle through various schemes, finally ending up on the words being a dull yellow and the circle in the background turning a greenish tan, with the blank space in the middle turning brown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{audience groans}'' Awww... Ouch, man. Now, just when you think you're done, you gotta dip it in molten Plexiglas ''{the entire sign becomes glossy}'' to give it that "children under 3 are sure to choke on it" goodness.

''{With a "ding", sparkles appear on the logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Almost forgot the fangs.

''{With a roar, [[Bleeding|bloody]] fangs sprout from the logo.}''

''{Cut to The Cheat and Strong Bad, with a new-style iMac in front of The Cheat. The logo Strong Bad described is on the monitor.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor. And quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap ''{indicating The Cheat's cordless mouse}'' on the desk. You clearly don't have what it takes ''{rubs The Cheat's head}'' to bring NO LOAFING into the digital age.

''{The Cheat closes the window, and Strong Bad turns toward the viewer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I does!

''{Cut back to the No Loafing sign}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines...

''{The No Loafing sign transforms into a cafeteria-style LED display.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' comes one of those actually pretty hard to read message board signs.

''{"NO LOAFING" scrolls past, followed by a crawling worm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Capable of advanced animation, scrollabatonies...

''{The words "GRUEL IS COOL!" come in, with the individual pixels coming from opposite sides before meeting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and twelve levels of blinkiness.

''{"NO LOAFING" returns and the letters blink. Then the screen blinks and fireworks appear on the display.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we can celebrate the lack of loafing with some fireworks! And a man doing cartwheels!

''{The fireworks disappear and a man doing cartwheels moves across the display. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No mortal would ''dare'' loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy! Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off...

''{Scrolls up to the display just as the "N" in "NO LOAFING" scrolls off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...so they thought that it said, "Do Loafing."

''{The words "DO LOAFING" scroll on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.

''{The man doing cartwheels appears after "DO LOAFING", followed by "FRANKL" before the screen cuts back to Strong Bad's Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's enough loaf. As for the blue wall, if you're gonna repaint anything, you might as well use that magic green screen paint that Hollywood still thinks looks good. Then the wall can be anything you want!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room, but with bright green walls instead of blue. Strong Bad happily skips in the middle of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Imagine being able to frolic through the bread aisle...

''{The wall - and Strong Bad's bright green eyes - are replaced with an image of a bread aisle at a supermarket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still a voiceover}'' ...without leaving the house!

''{Strong Bad turns toward the screen and leans against the wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not a voiceover}'' Oh, bread aisle! Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom! And please, give me back my sight!

''{Cut to another part of the computer room with the same green paint. Strong Bad is sitting on the floor, looking at the wall, and holding a controller.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or play your favorite video games where the pixels are big as hams!

''{The wall becomes a video game called "Sundae Drivin'", which appears to involve a giant bowl of ice cream on wheels driving down the road collecting toppings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not a voiceover, imitating a car's engine}'' Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

''{The sundae-car collects a cherry, and "CHERRY GET" appears on the top of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrrrrrrrrr! Watch out for the wet walnuts!

''{The sundae-car collides with a brown jar with a "W" on it and it explodes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwwwwww!

''{The screen reads "Your James Over".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This game sucks.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But what green screens are ''really'' for...

''{The screen cuts to Strong Bad, with a Greek spear, shield, and helmet, looking at the wall, which appears to be an island village with a "Claymation" cycloptic monster on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still a voiceover}'' ...is battling Claymation!

''{The monster steps forward and swipes in Strong Bad's direction.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not a voiceover}'' It'll take more than karate pants to keep me from toilet-papering the temple of the gods!

''{Coach Z walks in. Where his bright green body overlaps the wall, the green screen's image appears over him, leaving just his head and feet standing on the carpet. His usual "Z" medallion is replaced with a glossy curved medallion with fangs, resembling The Cheat's remake of the No Loafing sign.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! Check it out! I squished it! And skewed it! And turned it all...

''{The medallion is squished, skewed, and turned around. Both Strong Bad and the monster run off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

'''COACH Z:''' ...a... round?

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, forget it, Jamie. ''{said as "whay-whay"}'' If you're so bored with my style, here's a change for ya.

''{Cut to the laundry room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No, pan up!

''{The screen pans up to reveal a seashell-themed wallpaper near the ceiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've put up this delightful ocean-themed border in the laundry room! Oh, and look!

''{The screen zooms in on the dials on the washing machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've hot-glued some actual shells onto the knobs of the washer and dryer!

''{Cut back to show Strong Bad standing next to the washer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All for under fifty bucks!

''{Cut to a close-up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints!

''{Cut back again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All for under fifty bucks!

''{A logo for "redesigning SBEMAILS, JERK FOOT" appears.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!

''{On "Daaaah!", the words "FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS" appear below. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Colorwheelroulette.PNG|thumb|Stupid Home Edition!]]
*Click on the "No Loafing" sign when Strong Bad is playing color wheel roulette with it to see the box design for Color Wheel Roulette Stupid Home Edition by [[Boardelectrix]].
<blockquote>
-50% fewer deaths than Russian variety 
-Pant one, pant two!! 
-Twice as many deaths as Garden Variety 
</blockquote>
*When "Do Loafing" starts to scroll by on the sign, click it to see a bumper sticker for Sucky Mountain, Colorado.
*At the end, click on "Jerk" which gives a "conversation" between The Cheat's redesigned No Loafing sign and the redesigned Coach Z emblem.
:'''REDESIGNED NO LOAFING SIGN:''' ''{purrs, growls, and then roars}''
:'''REDESIGNED COACH Z EMBLEM:''' ''{runs away}'' Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Explanations===
[[Image:Animated 'No Loafing' Sign.gif|thumb=NoLoafing SmAnim.gif|The "New" No Loafing sign.]]
*The Lappy was covered in "LELLOWTAPE" because it had been nearly eight weeks (up to 55 days depending on when Strong Bad took the Lappy [[Weclome Back|skydiving]]) since the last email.
*[[wikipedia:Bluescreen|Greenscreens]] are used in filming in order to have an alternate background behind the live action. The solid color wall is digitally replaced by a chosen background. This technique is called chroma key, and can actually be done with any color, though blue and green are the most popular since human skin tones do not contain blue or green pigments.

*The No Loafing Scrolling Sign is actually a [[Wikipedia:LED#LED_display_panels|scrolling LED marquee]] ''(Pictured)''.

===Trivia===
*This marks the first appearance of [[The Cheat's iMac (2006)|The Cheat's new computer]] (an [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac G5|iMac G5]] or [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac Core Duo|iMac Core Duo]]), replacing the "[[Tangerine Dreams]]" [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac (Tray Loading) (aka iMac G3)|iMac G3]] he previously had.
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sundae_drivin'|sundae drivin]]".

===Remarks===
*The Flo-Jo'd No Loafing Sign with the no-symbol has incosistent lighting. The no-symbol is lit from the top left while the text is lit from the top right. The strong highlights are also place inconsistently.
*Strong Bad asks The Cheat how he can print when "somebody sliced off the back of [his] monitor", yet his laptop screen is just as thin and he has no trouble printing The Paper out.
*The cartoon shows Strong Bad playing video games on his greenscreen-painted wall. This is actually impossible in real life, since chroma key only replaces green areas ''after'' processing the film or video output. (This is why TV weather forecasters have to look at an off-camera monitor to actually see the map they are pointing to.) Strong Bad would only ever see a green wall.
*On the scrolling LED No Loafing Sign, it is possible to see that the glowing lights do not lign up perfectly, horizontally and vertically, with the dormant lights. Also, the words "No Loafing" slide across as a solid layer, rather than all the lights in each column lighting up one after another.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad clears the screen, the "I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and" line disappears prematurely.
*When the screen shifts to the No Loafing Sign, you can briefly see a second cursor on the Lappy's screen.
*When Coach Z walks in front of the Green screen, the edge of the carpet can be seen through his ankles. This should not happen, as Coach Z's feet would fully block the view of the carpet whether the green-replacement effect has "removed" Coach Z's feet or not.


===Inside References===
*"Scrollabatonies" was previously used in one of the [[Scroll Button Songs]].
*The box design for "Color Wheel Roulette Stupid Home Edition" is a reference to [[The Show#The Show! Stupid Home Edition|The Show! Stupid Home Edition]] from [[geddup noise]].
*When Strong Bad's game says "Your James Over" at the end, it echoes the [[Homsar Main Page]], where "Games" was pronounced "James".


===Real World References===
*"Franklin Delano Loafing" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|Franklin Delano Roosevelt]], the 32nd President of the United States. It's also another instance of [[Presidents]].
*"Flo-Jo" was a nickname for [[Wikipedia:Florence Griffith Joyner|Florence Griffith Joyner]], an American athlete.
*The famous phrase "No [[Wikipedia:Whammy (Press Your Luck)|Whammies]]" comes from the game show ''[[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|Press Your Luck]]''.
*The Color Wheel picture is similar to that of [[Wikipedia: Wheel of Fortune|''Wheel of Fortune'']].
*The Color Wheel Roulette's claim of "50% fewer deaths than Russian variety" refers to the practice of [[Wikipedia:Russian roulette|Russian roulette]].
*"Redesigning SBemails" at the end is a reference to the many house redesign shows on channels such as [[Wikipedia:HGTV|HGTV]]. The [[Wikipedia:Bassline|bass line]] that accompanies this title graphic is a likely [[Wikipedia:parody|parody]] of the theme music to the show ''[[Wikipedia:Trading Spaces|Trading Spaces]]''. It also sounds similar to the theme music of [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]].
**The tag line "FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS" is a reference to budget redesign shows such as [[IMDB:tt0370125|''Design on a Dime'']].
*The "Cherry Get!" graphic that appears when Strong Bad is playing "[[Sundae Drivin']]" is a reference to many Japanese video games, in which "[Object] Get!" is commonly displayed whenever you collect an object. 
*The scene with the [[Stop Motion|stop motion]] cyclops is a mashup of [[Wikipedia:Ray Harryhausen|Ray Harryhausen]] movies, most notably of [[imdb:tt0051337|''The 7th Voyage of Sinbad'']], where Sinbad fights an orange claymation cyclops on the beach (though Harryhausen used his pioneering [[Wikipedia:Dynamation|Dynamation]] technique instead of greenscreens).
*"Pant one, pant two!!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Pantone|Pantone]] color matching systems.


==See Also==
*Email [[no loafing]]

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|153|9061}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

2006-07-19T13:53:39Z

Libertyernie: /* Raccoon Girl */

Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|200px|thumb|right|A party of minor characters]]

__TOC__
{{clear}}
==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description
|-
|[[Image:The_Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with machine guns. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to harm living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls. [[Strong Bad]] supplied the rapid fire noise of its deadly projectiles.
|-
| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||
=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. The dinosaur also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, where it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description
|-
|[[Image:Cloud_Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul_no_I_in_team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "i" in team boy=====
He is a boy who goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a school bus (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
|-
|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
||

=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift_Store_Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum_Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked What's Her Face as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. 
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced_Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Bretterson=====
Brett is an imaginary person who So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly by falling in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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| [[Image:quarterback.png|150px|Quarterman]] ||
=====Quarterback=====
The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is a target of the affections of [[Cheerleader]]. He dismisses her with the quip "How's about you get some brains?" This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Giant_Brain_Mech|Giant Brain Mech]]. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
|-
|[[Image:Cerebellumed_Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||
=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant brain with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when the Quarterback suggested that she should go get some brains.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] ||
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They can combine their sayings into a pretty cool jam. The longer-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week]]. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||
=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. There, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a likely reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
|}

==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[Lions|lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||
=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:gazelle_carcass_half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]] to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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|[[Image:squished_fatman.PNG|150px|Squished.]] ||
=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a striking resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Chris Pallies|King Kong Bundy]].
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||
=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." It also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party on its stand, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
|-
|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DiED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||
=====A Shark=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's. She also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||
=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face, and, judging by his name, is a science fiction fan. After Cheerleader died, he admits that he knew that she (What's Her Face) would come back to him. He also claims that his experience points went into triple digits and he has since needed to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a two-handed +3 broad sword. As these are all Dungeons and Dragons terms, this claim bites D N' D Greg's style. He also attends "Cosplayer Camp" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], where he dresses as a space man. His bare chest can create a "Blinding voip", as Cheerleader discovers the hard way.
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Friends of Science Fiction Greg=====
Putative friends of Science Fiction Greg. They listen patiently as he brags about his relationship with What's Her Face and his experience points. The character on the left bears a resemblance to an overweight character often found in Gary Larson's [[Wikipedia:Far Side|Far Side]] cartoons.
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. Science Fiction Greg's boasting bites his style. He attends Cosplayer Camp in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], where he dresses as a knight.
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|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a portable outhouse that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a moustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads ''Johnny Rite There''. It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is killed by [[Arrow'd Guy]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A_mighty_warrior.png|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about, either]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who apparently has no hands.
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|[[Image:TGS_Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||
=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Death=====
Death appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:StoreManager.png|150px|Manager'd!]] ||
=====Shirt Folding Store Manager=====
The Shirt Folding Store Manager is So and So's manager at Shirt Folding Store. She is rude to So and So, calls her "Mark" and tells her to "get to minimum wagin'". The manager is the only character in episode 11 not black and white. Her hair and face are constructed from a [[:Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|magazine photo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]].
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|[[Image:Astronaut.png|150px|Astronaut'd!]] ||

=====Astronaut=====
The astronaut suddenly appears in Shirt Folding Store and punches the manager who becomes unconscious. The astronaut claims that she killed his dog. His voice is distorted by the loudspeaker system built into his suit, and he starts each sentence with "Ckhk". He can fly.
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|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Seventeen shots]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
Raccoon Girl is What's Her Face's bunkmate at the camp. She is weak and [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/emaciated emaciated], feels unloved, and needs heavy medication.
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Customer=====
A customer at Shirt Folding Store. He needs a present for his wife for their anniversary. He coughs so much that So and So thinks that the present is for his coughiversary. Eventually he coughs up a stadium complete with spectators and announcer, and he feels it neccessary to point out that this is not his wife.

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|<center>[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|OBSERVE'd!]]</center> ||

=====Tentacle Camera=====
This floating camera with tentacles is the security system of Shirt Folding Shop.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Camp Counselor Shortshorts is trying really hard to not be thought of as a square by the girls by using random "youthful" quotes. He only succeedes in winning over the girls by singing a song with them.
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||

=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear appears in the song that the girls sing with the counselor. He didn't sell beans or eggs. Instead, he "stapled it down".

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|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac In A Speedo=====
Maniac In A Speedo suddenly turns up during the camp's singing activity and Maniac In A Speedo's the counselor, Cheerleader and The Ugly One.
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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||

=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a cell with So and So. It's not clear who is who (except for So and So). Rubble D is apparently also in that cell, but we do not see or hear him.
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== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
Seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song. They also frequently use the phrase "Jugga jigga wugga". They have a large, poorly drawn audience watching their performance. Cheerleader seems to be a fan—she comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas. They also received last place in The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands.
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].
|}

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

redesign

2006-07-15T23:07:06Z

Libertyernie: /* Transcript */

{{sbenav|153|isp|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:New iMac.png|thumb|{{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}
| 1="Well, I don't know how we're going to print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor."
| 2="Quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap on the desk!"
| 3="You clearly don't have what it takes to bring NO LOAFING to the digital age." }}]]

Strong Bad considers redesigning the [[No Loafing Sign|"No Loafing" sign]] and painting his computer room.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' July 10, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:47

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{The scene opens in a darkened Computer Room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Email is nice, ''{the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down}'' habalubabulabada! ''{rips the tape away}'' Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!  ''{pulls up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: keeping life exciting</div>
dear strong bad, 
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue 
paint. 
 
jamie ericson canada
</blockquote>

''{The "dear strong bad" echoes, causing Strong Bad to look around a bit. Strong Bad pronounces "jamie ericson" as "hom-ee-ay eric-SON".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's so funny that you should say that Jamie ''{says as an unintelligible mumble}'', because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.

''{"nose" echoes, and Strong Bad looks around some more. Strong Bad clears the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the No Loafing sign could take a cue from the fast-food, soft drink, and bad sports team industries and combat sluggish sales and decades of losing with a slick logo redesign.

''{The screen cuts back and then zooms to the No Loafing sign. The blue wall vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping to a beat}'' First you squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, turn it all around.

''{As he says this, the border disappears and the words are squished, skewed, and turned around. At the end, the words are at a slant.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then we need to make it fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo.

''{The words curve, the tops of the letters become spikes pointing to the left, and they become all shiny.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping again}'' Uh! Flo Jo with da tux-''eee''-do!

''{The words react to the beat of his rap, various decorations litter the screen, and a no symbol appears behind the words.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No Whammies, no Whammies!

''{The colors of the sign cycle through various schemes, finally ending up on the words being a dull yellow and the circle in the background turning a greenish tan, with the blank space in the middle turning brown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{audience groans}'' Awww... Ouch, man. Now, just when you think you're done, you gotta dip it in molten Plexiglas ''{the entire sign becomes glossy}'' to give it that "children under 3 are sure to choke on it" goodness.

''{With a "ding", sparkles appear on the logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Almost forgot the fangs.

''{With a roar, bloody fangs sprout from the logo.}''

''{Cut to The Cheat and Strong Bad, with a new-style iMac in front of The Cheat. The logo Strong Bad described is on the monitor.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor. And quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap ''{indicating The Cheat's cordless mouse}'' on the desk. You clearly don't have what it takes ''{rubs The Cheat's head}'' to bring NO LOAFING into the digital age.

''{The Cheat closes the window, and Strong Bad turns toward the viewer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I does!

''{Cut back to the No Loafing sign}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines...

''{The No Loafing sign transforms into a cafeteria-style LED display.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' comes one of those actually pretty hard to read message board signs.

''{"NO LOAFING" scrolls past, followed by a crawling worm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Capable of advanced animation, scrollabatonies...

''{The words "GRUEL IS COOL!" come in, with the individual pixels coming from opposite sides before meeting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and twelve levels of blinkiness.

''{"NO LOAFING" returns and the letters blink. Then the screen blinks and fireworks appear on the display.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we can celebrate the lack of loafing with some fireworks! And a man doing cartwheels!

''{The fireworks disappear and a man doing cartwheels moves across the display. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No mortal would ''dare'' loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy! Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off...

''{Scrolls up to the display just as the "N" in "NO LOAFING" scrolls off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...so they thought that it said, "Do Loafing."

''{The words "DO LOAFING" scroll on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.

''{The man doing cartwheels appears after "DO LOAFING", followed by "FRANKL" before the screen cuts back to Strong Bad's Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's enough loaf. As for the blue wall, if you're going to repaint anything, you might as well use that magic green screen paint that Hollywood still thinks looks good. Then the wall can be anything you want!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room, but with bright green walls instead of blue. Strong Bad happily skips in the middle of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Imagine being able to frolic through the bread aisle...

''{The wall - and Strong Bad's bright green eyes - are replaced with an image of a bread aisle at a supermarket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still a voiceover}'' ...without leaving the house!

''{Strong Bad turns toward the screen and leans against the wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not a voiceover}'' Oh, bread aisle! Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom! And please, give me back my sight!

''{Cut to another part of the computer room with the same green paint. Strong Bad is sitting on the floor, looking at the wall, and holding a controller.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or play your favorite video games where the pixels are big as hams!

''{The wall becomes a video game called "Sundae Drivin'", which appears to involve a giant bowl of ice cream on wheels driving down the road collecting toppings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not a voiceover, imitating a car's engine}'' Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

''{The sundae-car collects a cherry, and "CHERRY GET" appears on the top of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrrrrrrrrr! Watch out for the wet walnuts!

''{The sundae-car collides with a brown jar with a "W" on it and it explodes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwwwwww!

''{The screen reads "Your James Over".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This game sucks.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But what green screens are ''really'' for...

''{The screen cuts to Strong Bad, with a Roman-style spear, shield, and helmet, looking at the wall, which appears to be an island village with a "Claymation" cycloptic monster on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still a voiceover}'' ...is battling Claymation!

''{The monster steps forward and swipes in Strong Bad's direction.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not a voiceover}'' It'll take more than karate pants to keep me from toilet-papering the temple of the gods!

''{Coach Z walks in. Where his bright green body overlaps the wall, the green screen's image appears over him, leaving just his head and feet standing on the carpet. His usual "Z" medallion is replaced with a glossy curved medallion with fangs, resembling The Cheat's remake of the No Loafing sign.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! Check it out! I squished it! And skewed it! And turned it all...

''{The medallion is squished, skewed, and turned around. Both Strong Bad and the monster run off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

'''COACH Z:''' ...a... round?

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, forget it, Jamie. ''{said as "whay-whay"}'' If you're so bored with my style, here's a change for ya.

''{Cut to the laundry room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No, pan up!

''{The screen pans up to reveal a seashell-themed wallpaper near the ceiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've put up this delightful ocean-themed border in the laundry room! Oh, and look!

''{The screen zooms in on the dials on the washing machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've hot-glued some actual shells onto the knobs of the washer and dryer!

''{Cut back to show Strong Bad standing next to the washer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All for under fifty bucks!

''{Cut to a close-up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints!

''{Cut back again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All for under fifty bucks!

''{A logo for "redesigning SBEMAILS, JERK FOOT" appears.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!

''{On "Daaaah!", the words "FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS" appear below. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Colorwheelroulette.PNG|thumb|Stupid Home Edition!]]
*Click on the "No Loafing" sign when Strong Bad is playing color wheel roulette with it to see the box design for Color Wheel Roulette Stupid Home Edition by [[Boardelectrix]].
<blockquote>
-50% fewer deaths than Russian variety 
-Pant one, pant two!! 
-Twice as many deaths as Garden Variety 
</blockquote>
*When "Do Loafing" starts to scroll by on the sign, click it to see a bumper sticker for Sucky Mountain, Colorado.
*At the end, click on "Jerk" which gives a "conversation" between The Cheat's redesigned No Loafing sign and the redesigned Coach Z emblem.
:'''REDESIGNED NO LOAFING SIGN:''' ''{purrs, growls, and then roars}''
:'''REDESIGNED COACH Z EMBLEM:''' ''{runs away}'' Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Explanations===
[[Image:Animated 'No Loafing' Sign.gif|thumb=NoLoafing SmAnim.gif|The "New" No Loafing sign.]]
*The Lappy was covered in "LELLOWTAPE" because it had been nearly eight weeks (up to 55 days depending on when Strong Bad took the Lappy [[Weclome Back|skydiving]]) since the last email.
*[[wikipedia:Bluescreen|Greenscreens]] are used in filming in order to have an alternate background behind the live action. The solid color wall is digitally replaced by a chosen background. This technique is called chroma key, and can actually be done with any color, though blue and green are the most popular since human skin tones do not contain blue or green pigments.

*The No Loafing Scrolling Sign is actually a [[Wikipedia:LED#LED_display_panels|scrolling LED marquee]] ''(Pictured)''.

===Trivia===
*This marks the first appearance of [[The Cheat's iMac (2006)|The Cheat's new computer]] (an [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac G5|iMac G5]] or [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac Core Duo|iMac Core Duo]]), replacing the "[[Tangerine Dreams]]" [[Wikipedia:IMac#iMac (Tray Loading) (aka iMac G3)|iMac G3]] he previously had.
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sundae_drivin'|sundae drivin]]".

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad asks The Cheat how he can print when "somebody sliced off the back of [his] monitor", yet his laptop screen is just as thin and he has no trouble printing The Paper out.
*The cartoon shows Strong Bad playing video games on his greenscreen-painted wall. This is actually impossible in real life, since chroma key only replaces green areas ''after'' processing the film or video output. (This is why TV weather forecasters have to look at an off-camera monitor to actually see the map they are pointing to.) Strong Bad would only ever see a green wall.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad clears the screen, the "I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and" line disappears prematurely.
*When the screen shifts to the No Loafing Sign, you can briefly see a second cursor on the Lappy's screen.
*When Coach Z walks in front of the Green screen, the edge of the carpet can be seen through his ankles. This should not happen, as Coach Z's feet would fully block the view of the carpet whether the green-replacement effect has "removed" Coach Z's feet or not.

===Inside References===
*"Scrollabatonies" was previously used in one of the [[Scroll Button Songs]].
*The box design for "Color Wheel Roulette Stupid Home Edition" is a reference to [[The Show#The Show! Stupid Home Edition|The Show! Stupid Home Edition]] from [[geddup noise]].
*When Strong Bad's game says "Your James Over" at the end, it echoes the [[Homsar Main Page]], where "games" was pronounced "james".


===Real World References===
*"Franklin Delano Loafing" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Franklin D. Roosevelt|Franklin Delano Roosevelt]], the 32nd President of the United States. It's also another instance of [[Presidents]].
*"Flo-Jo" was a nickname for [[Wikipedia:Florence Griffith Joyner|Florence Griffith Joyner]], an American athlete.
*"No [[Wikipedia:Whammy (Press Your Luck)|Whammies]]" was commonly chanted by players on the game show ''[[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|Press Your Luck]]''.
*The Color Wheel picture is similar to that of [[Wikipedia: Wheel of Fortune|''Wheel of Fortune'']].
*The Color Wheel Roulette's claim of "50% fewer deaths than Russian variety" refers to the practice of [[Wikipedia:Russian roulette|Russian roulette]].
*"Redesigning SBemails" at the end is a reference to the many house redesign shows on channels such as [[Wikipedia:HGTV|HGTV]]. The [[Wikipedia:Bassline|bass line]] that accompanies this title graphic is a likely [[Wikipedia:parody|parody]] of the theme music to the show ''[[Wikipedia:Trading Spaces|Trading Spaces]]''. It also sounds similar to the theme music of [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]].
**The tag line "FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS" is a reference to budget redesign shows such as [[IMDB:tt0370125|''Design on a dime'']].
*The "Cherry Get!" graphic that appears when Strong Bad is playing "[[Sundae Drivin']]" is a reference to many Japanese video games, in which "[Object] Get!" is commonly displayed whenever you collect an object. 
*The scene with the [[Stop Motion|stop motion]] cyclops is a mashup of [[Wikipedia:Ray Harryhausen|Ray Harryhausen]] movies, most notably of [[imdb:tt0051337|''The 7th Voyage of Sinbad'']], where Sinbad fights an orange claymation cyclops on the beach (though Harryhausen used his pioneering [[Wikipedia:Dynamation|Dynamation]] technique instead of greenscreens).
*"Pant one, pant two!!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Pantone|Pantone]] color matching systems.


==See Also==
*Email [[no loafing]]

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|153|9061}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Libertyernie

2006-07-06T20:50:29Z

Libertyernie:

== LINKS ==

For random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.] Check out the Nintendo pixel art!

===Got Sega Smash Pack?===
The Sega Smash Pack "Twin Pack" from Activision had a non-working Smash Pack 1 (it deleted its own games.) Of course, you can fix it. [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/fix-ssp1.html]

==Ils parlent==
'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' This a regular stand. It's got a food and a Chicken-Man movie for sale. But my concession strand [sic] is much nicer than this malarkey here. We got Chicken-Man and Chicken-Movie-Man. But my style's got eight burgers. 'At's why my buh, my bubba concession stand called "eight burgers".

Weclome Back

2006-07-03T15:38:18Z

Libertyernie: 're

{{toonnav|Big Toon|weclomeback|A Folky Tale|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:Weclome Back.PNG|thumb|"What is it, like, mid-May or something?"]]
Homestar and the gang all reflect on their summer vacation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance): '''{{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}} , {{Film|The Poopsmith}}

'''Places:''' [[The_Field|The field]], Tope garden, [[The_Island|deserted island/beach,]] Gluten camp, an airplane

'''Date:''' July 3, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:37

'''Page Title:''' Your dreams were your ticket out...

==Transcript==
{{inprogress}}

''{A closeup of a time clock attached to a telephone pole. A time card is punched in. The words "Weclome Back" are shown, and flash various colors. Pull out to see Bubs holding a cup of coffee, in front of a table with styrofoam cups and an urn, in the Field. Marzipan enters and also punches in.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well hello, Marzi-person! Welcome back.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well howdy, stranger!

'''BUBS:''' Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unimpressed}'' Uh, I know. It's a joke.

'''BUBS:''' That's hilarious. How was your vacation?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was toot-sweet! I took the Cool Tapes on a midwestern tour ''{the tour map pops up}'' of bead shops and topiary gardens.

''{Cut to a topiary garden; Marzipan, Strong Mad and The Cheat are playing in the band}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}''
:Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,
:Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.
:Keep it down with that real cool flavor,
:Me and The Cheat and our bass player.
:Rockin' the spot.
:Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{something}'', and don't forget we've got cool 7-inches for sale over at our merch table.

''{Cut to the merchandise table. Homsar is standing on it, it has a sign reading "Merch Masala" and another reading "Steven Inches $π"}''

'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a little light in the leftovers.

''{Homsar's hat flies off the left of the screen, and comes back on from the right and settles on his head. Cut back to Bubs and Marzipan at the coffee table.}''

'''BUBS:''' I bet you drove the shape-ed plants wild.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, they were way into it. So what did you do?

'''BUBS:''' I drove my baloney sandwich truck down to the beach.

''{Cut to the tropical island. Bubs's "Baloney Sammich Truck", which resembles an ice-cream truck, doesn't quite fit, and the rear wheels are in the water.}''

'''BUBS:'''Baloney! Come on, people! Come on, palm tree! ''{gibberish, ending with}'' baloney sammich!

''{An Atari seagull flies past.}''

'''BUBS:''' You shut your face!

''{Cut back to the coffee table.}''

'''BUBS:''' I sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well that's great.

'''BUBS:''' Yeah, it was pretty much my best summer ever.

==Easter Eggs==
* Click on the left-side "everybody" at the end of the toon to see Pom Pom and The Poopsmith on a desert island thinking about baloney sandwiches.
* Click on the "Steven Inches" sign on the Merch table to see a "The Freewheelin' Eh, Steve" album cover.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===

===Trivia===
*There are trees in the topiary garden shaped as an ice-cream cone, [[Trogdor]], a tree stump, and [[Van Buren]]
*Homestar sleeping through June and the characters on vacation explains why there were no updates during June 2006.

===Remarks===

===Glitches===

===Goofs===

===Inside References===
*One of the bushes, where Cool Tapes play, is a [[Trogdor]] shaped bush.
*When Strong Bad says "I can't believe I pulled the "Mash stop when you think you're mashing record, and mash record when you think you're mashing stop" on myself" is a reference to [[Mashing_Go|mashing go/play on something]]

===Real-World References===
*The design of the Cool Tapes Marzipan amps are based on the design of the classic Marshall amp.
*A Vlog is a Video Blog, made popular by Youtube.com, a short video of the host sharing a part of their lives.
*The page title references the theme song from the sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:Welcome Back, Kotter|Welcome Back, Kotter]]'' ("Welcome back / Your dreams were your ticket out...").
*Althetic competitions between summer camps occupying the same campground are common in family movies and cartoons.

==External Links==
*[[HR:weclomeback.html|watch "Weclome Back"]]
*[[HR:weclomeback.swf|view the Flash file for "Weclome Back"]]
*[[Forum:8992|forum thread re: "Weclome Back"]]

[[Category:Toons]]

User:Libertyernie

2006-06-22T15:08:44Z

Libertyernie:

== LINKS (pour nous) ==

For random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.] Check out the Nintendo pixel art!

===Got Sega Smash Pack?===
The Sega Smash Pack "Twin Pack" from Activision had a non-working Smash Pack 1 (it deleted its own games.) Of course, you can fix it. [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/fix-ssp1.html DIY!]

==Je parle==
I really want [[Duck Guardian One]] on Wii. That would be so awesome.

==Ils parlent==
'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' This a regular stand. It's got a food and a Chicken-Man movie for sale. But my concession strand [sic] is much nicer than this malarkey here. We got Chicken-Man and Chicken-Movie-Man. But my style's got eight burgers. 'At's why my buh, my bubba concession stand called "eight burgers".

User talk:Phlip/Archive 2

2006-06-17T01:03:47Z

Libertyernie: Subtitles

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== Colours ==
Well, if you want your name to be ''any'' color, you can type <nowiki>phlip</nowiki>.
:I put that there because I didn't have anything useful to put at the time, and my name would show up in red in a signature if my user page didn't exist... Sure, I could have done that, but this was easier. {{User:phlip/sig}} 04:20, 19 May 2005 (UTC)

== Your creation of the article "Videro" ==

I deleted the article you created because there was no need for an entire page divoted to a misspelling of a word. Thanks for your effort, but in the future I would suggest you add similiar words to the [[Glossary]]. I added the bulk of your entry to the [[Glossary#V|"V" section]] so you can see your contribution is still on the wiki! {{User:The Paper/sig}} 00:15, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

:I changed the Videro links in [[Experimental Film]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Videro Games]] to go the "V" section in the Glossary. --[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:44, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

::Ah, ok, I didn't know about the glossary {{User:phlip/sig}} 02:20, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

== Stinkoman 20X6 Cheat Program - Level 7 ==

I hope you don't mind, but I updated most (the levelData and externalSwf folders, the object library, and stinkogame.swf) of your [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Cheat Program up to Level 7. It works while testing, with one 'minor' glitch: if you switch the Level 7 Stinkoman with the Stinkoman on the "1" button, then his idle animation will not play. Do you want me to email it to you so you can upload it to your website? --{{User:Venusy/Sig}}, 18:10, 6 July 2005

:No, I don't mind at all, thanks. I'll have a look at the new level soon (I just got back from holidays) and fix up whatever needs fixing in the cheat program. Don't worry about emailing me your version, it should be simple enough to update at my end. {{User:phlip/sig}} 13:26, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
::This is awesome. I can't believe I am just discovering this! This program should be highlighted somewhere special! {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 20:01, 3 November 2005 (UTC)

Bravo Phlip on your cheat program! Funnest ever! I speak HTML too. From [[User:Gooblies|Gooblies]]

== Colours ==

I saw your comment on the recent changes page about having to try not to type colours instead of colors. Both British and American spellings of words are acceptable on the Wiki, so don't worry about Americanizing your edits. --[[user:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]][[User talk:mibluvr13|dígame]] 15:46, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:It's alright, I was being facaetious. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:47, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Favourite User Award Winner==

Congrats [[User:phlip|phlip]]

''You have won the favourite user award for this week.''

'''Here is your trophy'''

http://www.geocities.com/pertmywert2/fav_user_awards.PNG

From your ''HRwiki'' friend,{{User:Pertmywert/sig}}

''If you would like to view the older winners please go'' [[User:Pertmywert/fuawinners|''here'']]''.''
:w00t{{User:phlip/sig}} 12:34, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Troll Fighting ==

Hey phlip. I'm here to help. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 10:38, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Easter Eggs in [[video games]]==

Regardless of whether or not you think clicking on the game boxes counts as an Easter Egg, it's a real stretch to say that "get dagger" doesn't apply. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:08, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:True, I hadn't thought of that, but that isn't really in the email though, it's in something linked to from the email... in much the same way as the easter eggs in the emails aren't considered eggs of the email menu. {{User:phlip/sig}} 07:13, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==onomatowhat?==
Any onomatpoea (sp?) sounds good to me...yo--[[User:Adamlw|Adamlw]] 08:27, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:Yeah, I cheated and used the dictionary to find out how it was spelled too ;) {{User:phlip/sig}} 08:28, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I didn't want to waste the time..plus.. it's 3:30 am.. i'm going to bed yo... btw.. do you agree with the changes i made to that page? I'm just curious for feedback..--[[User:Adamlw|Adamlw]] 08:31, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Your donation arrived ==

Phlip, your donation has arrived in the mail. It's not often I get $100 checks from Australia. The wiki appreciates you! I'm going to attribute your donation to 'Phlip', but let me know if you want me to use your real name for whatever reason. Thanks. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 00:13, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:I'd rather "[[User:phlip|Phillip Bradbury]]" but I'm happy either way. {{User:phlip/sig}} 03:52, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Decompile ==

Do you have a decompiler that also decompiles with the actionscript? If so please decompile it and host it on a site. Leave me a note at my talk page. :-) {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 05:02, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:If by "it" you mean [[Stinkoman 20X6]], then no, I don't. I use [http://www.flash-decompiler.com/ Eltima Flash Decompiler], which kinda handles AS ok, but not really. It's usually enough for you to figure out what it was supposed to do, but it's ''not'' good enough to make something that will recompile and work. <tt>switch</tt>es come out broken, and <tt>if</tt>s often have the ending brace in the wrong place. AS2.0 classes come out ok most of the time, but every now and again there's one that is completely wrong or even refuses to decompile and I have to use a disassembly (in Stinkoman 20X6, the Player, JumpingPlayer, BossWall and BossSnake classes are like this). Being able to figure out which function does what is enough for making the cheat program, though it means doing more weird code injection than would be necessary if I could decompile it properly. Meh, it's enough for me. {{User:phlip/sig}} 06:12, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:Well can you decompile it for me??? {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 07:56, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

::I do believe I already said the answer to that question is "no, I can't." {{User:phlip/sig}} 08:45, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Gaspue and frotoz thing ==

Uh, how do you know that it's the other way around? H*R 700 {not logged in}}
:He found it by decompiling the game (there's something called a "Gaspeau trigger"), as was pointed out some time ago on [[Talk:Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies#Frotzer And Gaspeau?|Talk:Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]] and, frankly, I'm surprised he didn't change it earlier. Oh, and it's "Gaspeau" and "Frotzer." --{{User:Jay/sig}} 14:45, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
::I didn't change it earlier because I only just realised I was wrong today. Originally I looked at the decompilation and somehow decided from that that Gaspeau was the red one. I'm still not sure what I misread. I saw the mention of a "Gaspeau Trigger" on that page, but though it was odd I didn't look into it further - firm in my belief that Gaspeau was red from my previous looking in the code. Today I looked again (for a completely different reason) and saw that I was wrong, Gaspeau is the blue one. So I came here and fixed all the references. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:44, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Woah, cool. Thank you, for the infomation. H*R 700 {not logged in}

==Puppet Jam Lead Sheet==
Heh heh--yeah, they should. Man, I feel dumb. Thanks! --[[User:notstrongorbad|notstrongorbad]] 03:12, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)
:Not a problem, we all make mistakes. Remember this is a wiki, it's supposed to be "easy to correct mistakes, rather than difficult to make them." {{User:phlip/sig}} 05:41, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Help pages ==

Hey, phlip, thanks a bunch for helping make my help pages better. {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:42, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== SWF to GIF (Headless Homestar from [[mile]]) ==

Hi, Phlip. I was just wondering if you had come across the talk page of [[Image_talk:Headless_Dancer.PNG|Headless Dancer.PNG]]. The reason why I ask is that you did such a great job with '''georgestar.gif''' (from [[Fan Stuff]]) that I thought you might be able to offer some insight in the best way to make [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Headless_Dancer.PNG this image] an animated GIF. Thank you! {{User:The Paper/sig}} 04:03, 12 October 2005 (UTC)

:Wow, check out [[:Image:headlessdance.gif]]. That was .SWF to .GIF in like seven minutes. Good work![[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:14, 12 October 2005 (UTC)

:Heh - how about I upload the one I already had sitting on my HDD from ages ago? [[:Image:headlessdance.gif]]. Just remember if you want to put it anywhere that the image-scaling routines used here on hrwiki do not handle animated gifs well, so you can't use <tt>thumb</tt> or any other scaling thing (I can upload a scaled-down version if you want one for a page - the same thing as I did with georgestarthumb.gif). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:16, 12 October 2005 (UTC)

::I was wondering if you might want to redo my work on [[:Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif]], which is my attempt at resizing [[:Image:videlectrixman.gif]]. Thanks.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 06:31, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::It looks fine to me... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:02, 20 October 2005 (UTC)

== I gots an idea! ==

Hey, um, it's E-102 from the fanstuff wiki, um, could you make a version of 20X6 with me and 1-Up Cheatachu instead of Stinkoman and 1-Up? We're just recolored. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:E-102_Stinkoman E-102]
:Read [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=196815#196815 this] and [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=201720#201720 that] {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:48, 30 October 2005 (UTC)

== Defender of the wiki award ==

I award you "Defender of the Wiki" for your tireless reverting of the recent vandalism.
[[Image:defender of the wiki.jpg|thumb|right|116px|Reverting vandalism]] {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:25, 13 November 2005 (UTC)
{{clear}}

== An electronic message! How captivating! ==

It is I, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

I bid you greetings from the year 1938! '''STOP'''

I'm rather new at this whole electronic communication system. '''STOP'''

So I am just making aquaintances. '''STOP'''

Feel free to leave me an electronic message. '''STOP'''

Farewell, you buffoon! '''STOP'''

'''Sir Strong Bad'''

== Wow ==
Wow man, I just realized, afte all this time, that your name only has one "i". O_o Cheers! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:31, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:Didn't take me that long to realise. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 09:35, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

==Looking For Some Validation...==
[[Image:Prawn.PNG|thumb|Pr4wn'd!]]
Hey man, thanks for validating all my pages. I've been meaning to get around to it for a long time, but I really didn't know where to begin. Kudos, you win a Pw4wn! {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:12, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

:Thank you for taking the time to validate my page. However, the validation interfered with part of my coding, so as of now it's been RV'd. Later I'm going to incorporate the validation into the current design. Thanks. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
::How so? They both look the same to me (except for the TOC, which is easy enough to fix...) {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

== Sysop ==

Hey Phlip. It is my pleasure to announce that you have been given [[HRWiki:Administrators|sysop]] privileges and responsibilities. If you have any questions, never hesitate to ask. May you always use your powers for good and for awesome. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:01, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
:Wow, congratulations! ^-^ May you continue to do great things. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Good job. I wish I could be one but, I never will. :-( --{{User:The thing/sig}} 00:07, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

:::Congratulations Phlip! Another name to add to my table. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:32, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

::::Combolations! —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 01:08, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Thanks for (receiving) all the privilages! Okay, I'm reaching now. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:44, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::Thanks for the awexome birthday present and all of the congrats...es. Remember, I'm still just another user, working normally on the wiki - unless I actually manage to do something useful with the powers, in which case you should build a statue in my honour. Seriously. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:26, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations Phlip, our own Aussie ambassador across the pond I like to call The Pacific. Your Forefox extantion have proved most usefull while analyzing Homestar Runner toons and I'm sure will prove to be quite important in the transcribing and fun-facting of toons. You deserve this promotion. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:11, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

:Congraturation! {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 00:45, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
::Combolations, Phlip. I didn't have a hand in your promotion since I was on hiatus, but I agree you were a shoo-in. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 04:01, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Congratulations from me as well! You're administra-awesome! :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 04:18, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::''{really late. so sorry!}'' It is my honor to serve under such a great sysop. {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 19:13, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
:::::Great work, Phlip! Can't wait to see if I become a sysop. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 07:15, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

== Monobook Trouble ==

Can you go to my Monobook.js and see if there are any problems with it because it aint working {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
:Done. Just a few typos. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:37, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
::Ah, I found the problem - one of them was a bug in the code in [[Help:Quickbar]], and the rest was because you used "my sig" as the id, and it can't have spaces. I'll put a note to that affect on the page. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:44, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Actually, I've rewritten that page to make it less convoluted... it was a bit confusing... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:01, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

== sig image ==

Hey, thanks for the little runnin' videlectix man.. i forgot about doing my sig for a while.. :) do i just put him in User:Collin/sig, or what? cuz i have stuff in there but it doesn't show up anywhere. --[[User:Collin|Collin]] 07:33, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:Heh, I guess you posted that while I was typing on your talk page... anyways, check there. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 07:35, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::Thanks! you're my hero! :D theres an actual sig now.. :)--{{User:Collin/sig}} 08:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

== Block ==
Just so you know, another guy vandalized [[HRWiki:The Stick]] a little while ago, and there was one more [[Main Page 23]] vandal. (I'd have put these on WikiTroll, but I don't know how to now.) Keep up the good sysop...ing! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 11:54, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
:On both counts, I'm waiting to see if they do something else or just stop by themselves... my peronal policy is to block on the ''second'' cast of vandalism, if it's reasonably minor, unless it's clear they're not going to stop. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:56, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
::OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 11:57, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sound Effects ==
Why did you take it off? --[[User:205.251.185.181|205.251.185.181]] 17:45, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
:I didn't. Have a closer look at my [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Sound_Effects&curid=11925&diff=311779&oldid=311395 edit] – I merged it with another listing that was already there for the same sound. And I took that wav you linked to, converted it to .ogg and put it [[:Image:Punch1.ogg|here]]... So, your edit was useful, all I did was housekeeping. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 17:48, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
::Oh, okay. --[[User:205.251.185.181|205.251.185.181]] 17:53, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

== Reverts. ==
Hope I wasn't out of line reverting all those page moves. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:18, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
:Not at all. That's some nice troll-fighting there man, good prize. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:18, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
::Heh, thanks. Was exciting. I was panicking a little, though, because I didn't think any sysops were online. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:21, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

== Emperor Of Town ==

[[Image:kaiser.PNG|thumb|100px|Emperor Phlip]]
For solving the odd ball puzzle, you are now the Emperor of Town. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:31, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

== Cake ==

[[Image:fanstuff cake.jpg|thumb|right|Look, Strong Bad! Someone made a cake in your honor!]] Nice jorb Phlip! Here you go! {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 16:01, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

== [[Talk:Mike Chapman]] ==

*Thanks for the help. :) [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 05:18, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

==Checking IPs==
Can you go to the Fanstuff Wiki and check to see if [[HRFWiki:User:Roxas|Roxas]] and [[HRFWiki:User:Dusk|Dusk]] are the same or not?--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 22:50, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
:Firstly, why would you suspect that? Roxas [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Log?user=Roxas was only just created] and [[HRFWiki:Special:Contributions/Roxas|hasn't done anything]] yet. Secondly, sysops don't have access to that information. Thirdly, I'm not even a sysop on the fanstuff, just a reservist – I only act there on emergencies, not for day-to-day running. And finally, even if I doubt I'd say... the admins tend to not voice their suspicions until they're completely certain, and then confront the user in question... if they commented either way when there's not enough evidence to be sure, it would only cast suspicion amongst users, which isn't a good thing. So, in answer to your question: no, I can't. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 23:13, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
::All you had to say was no.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 23:23, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
:::I think Phlip gave a fine answer, given that you keep asking questions like these. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:13, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
== Revert ==
Actually, I'm not sure how I removed that nbsp and middot. I didn't mean to, though. And yes, Da Basement is very far from anything self-explanatory. :P — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 15:00, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

== Where art thou? ==

Phlip, buddy, here in the Eastern hemisphere (i.e.: me) miss you on IRC. Where have you been? I can also see you don't edit as much. Is everything alright? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:34, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
:End of semester. Uni work == Very Yes. I haven't had the chance to do that much wiki-related of late. I will return, don't worry. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:37, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
::Good luck them on them tests. Just wanted to hear a word from you. :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I'm making a visit to all my eastern hemisphere buddies. All my buddies on this side of the earth, let me hear you say, "Hey!" Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, CortStar. ...Nah, it's really 2:40 in the morning. I should grab some cinnamon and go to bed. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 06:42, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
::::"Hey!". Grabbing some cinnamon? That's not very ladylike. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

== Subtitles ==

I remember you made a way to put subtitles on Flash cartoons. Are those still on any other website? The two they were on both went down. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 01:03, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Duck Guardian One

2006-06-05T20:49:57Z

Libertyernie:

{{vgamenav|duckguard1|50K Racewalker|Hallrunner}}

[[Image:Duck_Gaurd_One.PNG|thumb|right|200px|'''Duck Guardian''' start screen]]
[[Image:duckguardian1box.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Duck Guardian One box art]]

A game by [[Videlectrix]]. The plot: save ducks from various hazards and lead them into a spaceship.

'''Page Title:''' Duck Guardian One! Save a Duck, Save THE WORLD!!

'''Date:''' August 30, 2004

== Instructions ==
Protect the ducks using a variety of rays! Use the mouse to move the ray target crosshairs, and the desired number key to fire a ray (The keys used are noted below). Use P or the Enter key to "paws" the game at any time. There are 33 Levels total.

=== Ray Types ===
* '''Direction Ray (1):''' The ray you begin the game with. When fired at a duck, it will reverse the direction it is going in, useful for dodging falling robot heads.
* '''Jump Ray (2):''' Earned in Level 3. Enables ducks to jump over pits and robot dogs.
* '''Freeze Ray (3):''' Earned in Level 9. Freezes ducks solid, rendering them temporarily immune to robot dog attacks. Be warned that other ducks cannot pass frozen ducks, and robot heads still crush frozen ducks.
* '''Double Jump Ray (2):''' Replaces the normal Jump Ray in Level 13. Enables ducks to jump in mid-air.
* '''Hatch Ray (4):''' Earned in Level 17. Cracks open falling eggs, causing ducks to come out. Be warned that if used on live ducks, it blows them up.
* '''Armor Ray (5 or Space Bar):''' Earned in Level 27. Renders ducks immune to robot heads and dogs, but unable to jump.

=== Hazards ===
* '''Robot Heads:''' Fall from the sky to crush your ducks. Only the armor ray renders your ducks immune to a Robot Head attack.
* '''Spaceship Door:''' Opens and closes in certain levels. If closed, ducks cannot enter the ship.
* '''Bombs:''' Fall from the sky to open pits in the ground. Will kill any ducks they fall on.
* '''Pits:''' Holes in the ground created by Bombs and Hatched Eggs. Will kill any duck unlucky enough to wander into it.
* '''Robot Dogs:''' Run from the left side of the screen to the right, eating any ducks unfortunate enough to get in their way. The Freeze and Armor rays protect your ducks from a Robot Dog attack. Can be jumped. ''{The city light will flash shortly before the Robot Dog comes out on the prowl.}''
* '''Eggs:''' Fall from the sky and crush ducks. They remain on the ground and block ducks that walk up to them. They can be hatched into two or more ducks using the Hatch Ray, but they will leave a pit in the ground. Can be jumped.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This game was first mentioned in the [[EmailFAQ|Email FAQ's]], where one of the many things Strong Bad does is hold up a game and says "I gotta play my new copy of Duck Guardian 2!" That also explains why this game is sometimes called Duck Guardian ''1''.

===Trivia===
*When you beat the game, [[:Image:Duck_Guardian_winscreen.png|a screen]] shows up that has an astronaut handing one of the ducks (dead) on a plate to a strange alien (which has the same color scheme as [[Bubs]]), and the text says "Well Done, Duck Guardian!! Now the people of Vexar VII will not go hungry!"

[[Image:Duck_Guardian_flasherror.png|thumb|right|100px|Player error ]]
*Users without Flash Player 7 installed receive an interesting note, which seems to cleverly reference [[Wikipedia:Player (dating)|player culture]].

===Remarks===
* Using the Direction Ray on a duck repeatedly agitates it, causing it to run faster and jump farther. Holding the Direction Ray and firing it constantly at the left of the screen (where the ducks come out) wil cause the ducks to walk back and forth; the longer you hold it, the faster the duck will run when you release the Ray.
* If you have an extra duck very near the closed space ship door and you complete a level by pushing a duck through with the Direction Ray, you can make the TO SAVE number become -1.
* With a Flash seek bar, if you unpause the Flash file then the "WAVE BEATED!" message appears and you go on to the next level. However, the ducks are already moving before you click on the text to start the level.

===Glitches===
*If you pause the game, the Spaceship Door still opens and closes. So if the door is shut at the moment your duck arrives at the door, simply pause the game and wait for the door to open.
*You can still use the various rays on the ducks while the game is paused, by using the number keys. It's possible to hold down the direction ray on a group of ducks near the starting point for several minutes, then press the jump ray: you'll end up with a lot of flying ducks moving at incredible speeds, crossing the screen in under a millisecond.
*Sometimes, if you use the direction ray right when a duck is next to a closed spaceship door, they will go in.
*You can armor then quickly unarmor ducks in midair, then make them double jump again! With this glitch, ducks can make it all the way across without even touching the ground. If robot heads are falling, simply armor them when they're up high, then unarmor them once the robot head has passed.
* If you are playing in the Flash file, right-clicking and pressing "Play" will cause the "Wave beated" screen to appear and you can move on to the next level. However, on the next level, the ducks will already be moving behind the description screen.
* The Flash player message will appear if you have Flash 8. However, if you play it from the Videlectrix Game Demos page, the game will play as normal.
* If you hold down 1 and roll over a duck, it will change directions rapidly. If you roll over it long enough, it will speed up, decreasing its chance of getting hit.

===Real-World References===
*The soundtrack, per-level instructions, use of a badly rendered female voice, and reference to levels as "waves" all recall [[Wikipedia:Klax|Klax]]
*The carton for this game is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] game [[Wikipedia:Pitfall|Pitfall!]], using the graphic style from many of the Activision games of that era. [[Secret Collect]] also uses this style on its carton.
*This game pays homage in many ways to the now-defunct gaming company [[Wikipedia:Psygnosis|Psygnosis]].
**The theme of the game is similar to the popular computer game "[[Wikipedia:Lemmings|Lemmings]]".
**When you pause the game, it includes the "Paws" pun found in many of Psygnosis' games.
**The way the ducks explode is reminiscent of the way the "Wabbits" explode in the Psygnosis game "Wiz 'N Liz".
*The eggs look like [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]]'s eggs from the [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] video games.
*The hint for Level 11 is a reference to the old adage "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
*The hint for Level 31 is a possible reference to the Frog and Toad series of books.
*The duck explosion animation (seen on the Videlectrix logo screen and when using the hatch ray) looks to have been based on animations from the arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]''.
*The sound effects for ducks jumping and dying are taken from the game ''Frog Bog'' for the [[Wikipedia:Intellivision|Intellivision]].
*The sound effect for a duck being rescued is taken from the game ''SNAFU'', also for the Intellivision.

===Fast Forward===
*The ducks are seen later on [[Main Page 22]], where two of them walk across the screen and explode, as well as [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]], where they are used as ladders.

== Level Guide ==
'''Wave 1'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Shoot Ducks with the DIRECTION RAY to turn them around. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads

'''Wave 2'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 10 
:'''HINT:''' Ducks cannot enter the escape ship when the door is closed. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 3'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 10 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the JUMP RAY. Press 1 to fire the DIRECTION RAY, press 2 to fire the JUMP RAY. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Pits, Closing door

'''Wave 4'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Use the JUMP RAY to get Ducks over dangerous pits. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 5'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' Airborne Ducks can be reversed with the DIRECTION RAY. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 6'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' The DIRECTION RAY agitates ducks with repeated use. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' 2 Bombs, 2 Pits

'''Wave 7'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Watch out for Robot Dogs. They love to eat Ducks. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs

'''Wave 8'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 12 
:'''HINT:''' The City Light will flash when a Robot Dog is on the prowl. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 9'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the FREEZE RAY. Press 3 to fire the FREEZE RAY and freeze Ducks. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs

'''Wave 10'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Robot Dogs don't like eating FROZEN Ducks. Not so much, no. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 11'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 35 
:'''HINT:''' A Duck in the ship is worth two somewhere else. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 12'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' Today's Forecast: No deadly Robot Heads inexplicably falling from the heavens. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Dogs, 4 Bombs, 4 Pits

'''Wave 13'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the JUMP RAY DOUBLE JUMP RAY upgrade. Shoot an airborne Duck a second time for serious Duck air. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits

'''Wave 14'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Falling Eggs will crush unwitting Ducks, and obstruct them once they've landed. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit, 1 Egg

'''Wave 15'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 30 
:'''HINT:''' Videogames are just as good as reading a book. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads

'''Wave 16'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Airborne Ducks can be FROZEN, but FROZEN Ducks cannot JUMP. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit, 2 Eggs

'''Wave 17'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the HATCH RAY. Shoot an Egg with the 4 key to HATCH 'em up. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 0-1 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 18'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Don't let Ducks die or perhaps you will lose the game. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 0-2 Pits, 2 Eggs, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 19'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 35 
:'''HINT:''' Attempting to HATCH a live Duck is not recommended. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:'''Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 20'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 60 
:'''HINT:''' Why don't Robot Dogs fall in the pits? It's not really fair. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 4 Bombs, 4 Pits

'''Wave 21'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 10 
:'''HINT:''' Phew. Take a breather! 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' None

'''Wave 22'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Press Enter for Pause if you find yourself getting too excited. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 23'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 40 
:'''HINT:''' You can REFREEZE Ducks to keep them in place. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 24'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 30 Ducks out of 50 
:'''HINT:''' The next gun is pretty awesome. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1-3 Pits, 2 Eggs

'''Wave 25'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 40 
:'''HINT:''' Special Goal: DOUBLE JUMP 5 Ducks into ship to advance. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits

'''Wave 26'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 25 Ducks out of 50 
:'''HINT:''' Avoid repetitive stress disorder by taking frequent rest breaks or through the healing power of meditation. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 27'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 12 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the ARMOR GUN. Press SPACE or 5 to fortify your Duck with vitamins and minerals. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs

'''Wave 28'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Shoot an ARMORED duck a second time to remove its ARMOR. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 29'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' Special Goal: Jump 5 FROZEN Ducks into ship to advance. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 30'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Special Goal: Save 5 ARMORED Ducks to advance. No refund on flesh Ducks. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 3 Bombs, 3 Pits

'''Wave 31'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' ARMORED Ducks and Robot Dogs are the best of friends. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 32'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 4 
:'''HINT:''' To make an omelet, you have to break a few Eggs. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 0-4 Pits, 4 Eggs

'''Wave 33''' [[Image:Duck Guardian winscreen.png|thumb|150px|Ending Screen]]
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' This is pretty much the last round. You are doing great. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2-4 Pits, 2 Eggs

== External Links ==
*[[Videlectrix:duckguard1.html|Play Duck Guardian]]
*[[Videlectrix:duck_guardianv8.swf|Play Duck Guardian (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/duckguard1_theme.mp3|Listen to the game music]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/duckguard1_win.mp3|Listen to the game music (reprise)]]
*[[HR:dg1.html|Play Duck Guardian on HR (requires Flash 7, doesn't work with flash 8)]]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category: Videlectrix Games]]

Duck Guardian One

2006-04-25T00:07:07Z

Libertyernie: It's true

{{vgamenav|duckguard1|50K Racewalker|Hallrunner}}

[[Image:Duck_Gaurd_One.PNG|thumb|right|200px|'''Duck Guardian''' start screen]]
[[Image:duckguardian1box.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Duck Guardian One box art]]

A game by [[Videlectrix]]. The plot: save ducks from various hazards and lead them into a spaceship.

'''Page Title:''' Duck Guardian One! Save a Duck, Save THE WORLD!!

'''Date:''' August 30, 2004

== Instructions ==
Protect the ducks using a variety of rays! Use the mouse to move the ray target crosshairs, and the desired number key to fire a ray (The keys used are noted below). Use P or the Enter key to "paws" the game at any time. There are 33 Levels total.

=== Ray Types ===
* '''Direction Ray (1):''' The ray you begin the game with. When fired at a duck, it will reverse the direction it is going in, useful for dodging falling robot heads.
* '''Jump Ray (2):''' Earned in Level 3. Enables ducks to jump over pits and robot dogs.
* '''Freeze Ray (3):''' Earned in Level 9. Freezes ducks solid, rendering them temporarily immune to robot dog attacks. Be warned that other ducks cannot pass frozen ducks, and robot heads still crush frozen ducks.
* '''Double Jump Ray (2):''' Replaces the normal Jump Ray in Level 13. Enables ducks to jump in mid-air.
* '''Hatch Ray (4):''' Earned in Level 17. Cracks open falling eggs, causing ducks to come out. Be warned that if used on live ducks, it blows them up.
* '''Armor Ray (5 or Space Bar):''' Earned in Level 27. Renders ducks immune to robot heads and dogs, but unable to jump.

=== Hazards ===
* '''Robot Heads:''' Fall from the sky to crush your ducks. Only the armor ray renders your ducks immune to a Robot Head attack.
* '''Spaceship Door:''' Opens and closes in certain levels. If closed, ducks cannot enter the ship.
* '''Bombs:''' Fall from the sky to open pits in the ground. Will kill any ducks they fall on.
* '''Pits:''' Holes in the ground created by Bombs and Hatched Eggs. Will kill any duck unlucky enough to wander into it.
* '''Robot Dogs:''' Run from the left side of the screen to the right, eating any ducks unfortunate enough to get in their way. The Freeze and Armor rays protect your ducks from a Robot Dog attack. Can be jumped. ''{The city light will flash shortly before the Robot Dog comes out on the prowl.}''
* '''Eggs:''' Fall from the sky and crush ducks. They remain on the ground and block ducks that walk up to them. They can be hatched into two or more ducks using the Hatch Ray, but they will leave a pit in the ground. Can be jumped.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This game was first mentioned in the [[EmailFAQ|Email FAQ's]], where one of the many things Strong Bad does is hold up a game and says "I gotta play my new copy of Duck Guardian 2!" That also explains why this game is sometimes called Duck Guardian ''1''.

===Trivia===
*When you beat the game, [[:Image:Duck_Guardian_winscreen.png|a screen]] shows up that has an astronaut handing one of the ducks (dead) on a plate to a strange alien (which has the same color scheme as [[Bubs]]), and the text says "Well Done, Duck Guardian!! Now the people of Vexar VII will not go hungry!"

[[Image:Duck_Guardian_flasherror.png|thumb|right|100px|Player error ]]
*Users without Flash Player 7 installed receive an interesting note, which seems to cleverly reference [[Wikipedia:Player (dating)|player culture]].

===Remarks===
* Using the Direction Ray on a duck repeatedly agitates it, causing it to run faster and jump farther. Holding the Direction Ray and firing it constantly at the left of the screen (where the ducks come out) wil cause the ducks to walk back and forth; the longer you hold it, the faster the duck will run when you release the Ray.
* If you have an extra duck very near the closed space ship door and you complete a level by pushing a duck through with the Direction Ray, you can make the TO SAVE number become -1.

===Glitches===
*If you pause the game, the Spaceship Door still opens and closes. So if the door is shut at the moment your duck arrives at the door, simply pause the game and wait for the door to open.
*You can still use the various rays on the ducks while the game is paused, by using the number keys. It's possible to hold down the direction ray on a group of ducks near the starting point for several minutes, then press the jump ray: you'll end up with a lot of flying ducks moving at incredible speeds, crossing the screen in under a millisecond.
*Sometimes, if you use the direction ray right when a duck is next to a closed spaceship door, they will go in.
*You can armor then quickly unarmor ducks in midair, then make them double jump again! With this glitch, ducks can make it all the way across without even touching the ground. If robot heads are falling, simply armor them when they're up high, then unarmor them once the robot head has passed.
* If you are playing in the Flash file, right-clicking and pressing "Play" will cause the "Wave beated" screen to appear and you can move on to the next level. However, on the next level, the ducks will already be moving behind the description screen.
* The Flash player message will appear if you have Flash 8. However, if you play it from the Videlectrix Game Demos page, the game will play as normal.

===Real-World References===
*The soundtrack, per-level instructions, use of a badly rendered female voice, and reference to levels as "waves" all recall [[Wikipedia:Klax|Klax]]
*The carton for this game is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] game [[Wikipedia:Pitfall|Pitfall!]], using the graphic style from many of the Activision games of that era. [[Secret Collect]] also uses this style on its carton.
*This game pays homage in many ways to the now-defunct gaming company [[Wikipedia:Psygnosis|Psygnosis]].
**The theme of the game is similar to the popular computer game "[[Wikipedia:Lemmings|Lemmings]]".
**When you pause the game, it includes the "Paws" pun found in many of Psygnosis' games.
**The way the ducks explode is reminiscent of the way the "Wabbits" explode in the Psygnosis game "Wiz 'N Liz".
*The eggs look like [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]]'s eggs from the [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] video games.
*The hint for Level 11 is a reference to the old adage "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
*The hint for Level 31 is a possible reference to the Frog and Toad series of books.
*The duck explosion animation (seen on the Videlectrix logo screen and when using the hatch ray) looks to have been based on animations from the arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]''.
*The sound effects for ducks jumping and dying are taken from the game ''Frog Bog'' for the [[Wikipedia:Intellivision|Intellivision]].
*The sound effect for a duck being rescued is taken from the game ''SNAFU'', also for the Intellivision.

===Fast Forward===
*The ducks are seen later on [[Main Page 22]], where two of them walk across the screen and explode, as well as [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level -0, where they are used as ladders.

== Level Guide ==
'''Wave 1'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Shoot Ducks with the DIRECTION RAY to turn them around. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads

'''Wave 2'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 10 
:'''HINT:''' Ducks cannot enter the escape ship when the door is closed. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 3'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 10 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the JUMP RAY. Press 1 to fire the DIRECTION RAY, press 2 to fire the JUMP RAY. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Pits, Closing door

'''Wave 4'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Use the JUMP RAY to get Ducks over dangerous pits. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 5'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' Airborne Ducks can be reversed with the DIRECTION RAY. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 6'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' The DIRECTION RAY agitates ducks with repeated use. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' 2 Bombs, 2 Pits

'''Wave 7'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Watch out for Robot Dogs. They love to eat Ducks. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs

'''Wave 8'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 12 
:'''HINT:''' The City Light will flash when a Robot Dog is on the prowl. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 9'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the FREEZE RAY. Press 3 to fire the FREEZE RAY and freeze Ducks. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs

'''Wave 10'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Robot Dogs don't like eating FROZEN Ducks. Not so much, no. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 11'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 35 
:'''HINT:''' A Duck in the ship is worth two somewhere else. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 12'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' Today's Forecast: No deadly Robot Heads inexplicably falling from the heavens. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Dogs, 4 Bombs, 4 Pits

'''Wave 13'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the JUMP RAY DOUBLE JUMP RAY upgrade. Shoot an airborne Duck a second time for serious Duck air. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits

'''Wave 14'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Falling Eggs will crush unwitting Ducks, and obstruct them once they've landed. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit, 1 Egg

'''Wave 15'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 30 
:'''HINT:''' Videogames are just as good as reading a book. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads

'''Wave 16'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' Airborne Ducks can be FROZEN, but FROZEN Ducks cannot JUMP. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit, 2 Eggs

'''Wave 17'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the HATCH RAY. Shoot an Egg with the 4 key to HATCH 'em up. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 0-1 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 18'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Don't let Ducks die or perhaps you will lose the game. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 0-2 Pits, 2 Eggs, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 19'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 35 
:'''HINT:''' Attempting to HATCH a live Duck is not recommended. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:'''Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg, Closing Spaceship Door

'''Wave 20'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 60 
:'''HINT:''' Why don't Robot Dogs fall in the pits? It's not really fair. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 4 Bombs, 4 Pits

'''Wave 21'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 10 
:'''HINT:''' Phew. Take a breather! 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' None

'''Wave 22'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Press Enter for Pause if you find yourself getting too excited. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 23'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 40 
:'''HINT:''' You can REFREEZE Ducks to keep them in place. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 24'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 30 Ducks out of 50 
:'''HINT:''' The next gun is pretty awesome. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1-3 Pits, 2 Eggs

'''Wave 25'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 40 
:'''HINT:''' Special Goal: DOUBLE JUMP 5 Ducks into ship to advance. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits

'''Wave 26'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 25 Ducks out of 50 
:'''HINT:''' Avoid repetitive stress disorder by taking frequent rest breaks or through the healing power of meditation. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 27'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 12 
:'''HINT:''' You now have the ARMOR GUN. Press SPACE or 5 to fortify your Duck with vitamins and minerals. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs

'''Wave 28'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Shoot an ARMORED duck a second time to remove its ARMOR. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 29'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 25 
:'''HINT:''' Special Goal: Jump 5 FROZEN Ducks into ship to advance. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

'''Wave 30'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 20 
:'''HINT:''' Special Goal: Save 5 ARMORED Ducks to advance. No refund on flesh Ducks. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 3 Bombs, 3 Pits

'''Wave 31'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' ARMORED Ducks and Robot Dogs are the best of friends. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit

'''Wave 32'''
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 4 
:'''HINT:''' To make an omelet, you have to break a few Eggs. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 0-4 Pits, 4 Eggs

'''Wave 33''' [[Image:Duck Guardian winscreen.png|thumb|150px|Ending Screen]]
:'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15 
:'''HINT:''' This is pretty much the last round. You are doing great. 
:'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray 
:'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2-4 Pits, 2 Eggs

== External Links ==
*[[Videlectrix:duckguard1.html|Play Duck Guardian]]
*[[Videlectrix:duck_guardianv8.swf|Play Duck Guardian (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/duckguard1_theme.mp3|Listen to the game music]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/duckguard1_win.mp3|Listen to the game music (reprise)]]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category: Videlectrix Games]]

Games

2006-04-24T23:54:30Z

Libertyernie: moved - abc order

[[Image:videogames.png|thumb|right|220px|A sample of Strong Bad games]]
'''Games''' are an integral part of the [[Homestar Runner]] site. [[The Brothers Chaps]] are confirmed [[Wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] supporters and have an affinity for [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] games. Along with [[Jonathan Howe]] they have a fictional games company called [[Videlectrix]]. The games they release are influenced by all of the less-than-spectacular (though highly addicting) arcade and computer games of the 80's.
The current games menu is the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]].

===[[Scrolling_Shooter_Games_Menu|New Games]]===
<gallery>
Image:awesome 98.PNG|<center>'''[[Awexome Cross]]'''</center>
Image:marshiemixup.PNG|<center>'''[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]'''</center>
Image:peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''</center>
Image:poptiregame.PNG|<center>'''[[Population: Tire]]'''</center>
Image:rhinofeeder.PNG|<center>'''[[RhinoFeeder|Strong Bad's Rhino Feeder]]'''</center>
Image:secretcollect.PNG|<center>'''[[Secret Collect]]'''</center>
Image:stinkogamethumb.png|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6]]'''</center>
Image:strongbadzonebox.PNG|<center>'''[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]]'''</center>
Image:thy dungeonthumb.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''</center>
Image:trogdorgame.png|<center>'''[[TROGDOR!]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Handheld_Games_Menu|Old Games]]===
<gallery>
Image:astro-lite.PNG|<center>'''[[Astro-Lite 2600]]'''</center>
Image:marzipanaudition.PNG|<center>'''[[Audition With Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:BT999.gif|<center>'''[[Bronco Trolleys]]'''</center>
Image:dancinbubs.PNG|<center>'''[[Dancin' Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:fortunecookies.PNG|<center>'''[[Fortune Cookies]]'''</center>
Image:Hairstyle runner.png|<center>'''[[Hairstyle Runner]]'''</center>
Image:homestarquiz.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Quiz]]'''</center>
Image:homestartalker.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Talker]]'''</center>
Image:shelovesme.PNG|<center>'''[[She Loves Me!]]'''</center>
Image:spinandsay.PNG|<center>'''[[Spin 'n Say]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Libs.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Libs]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Videlectrix|Videlectrix Games]]===
These games are available only on the [[Videlectrix]] site.
<gallery>
Image:50Kracewalk.PNG|<center>'''[[50K Racewalker]]'''</center>
Image:Duck Gaurd One.PNG|<center>'''[[Duck Guardian One]]'''</center>
Image:hallrunner.png|<center>'''[[Hallrunner]]'''</center>
Image:pigsonhead.PNG|<center>'''[[Pigs on Head]]'''</center>
Image:thy dungeon II thumb.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman II]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Toons|Toon]] Games===
<gallery>
Image:coachztalker.PNG|<center>'''[[Coach Z Talker]]'''</center>
Image:duckpondatari.png|<center>'''[[Duck Pond|Duck Pond Simulator]]'''</center>
Image:eggthrowing.PNG|<center>'''[[Egg Throwing Game|Egg Throwing Game (Halloween)]]'''</center>
Image:dating sim XR.png|<center>'''[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]'''</center>
Image:fishinggame.PNG|<center>'''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]'''</center>
Image:hr sid game.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar's 'Sid' Game]]'''</center>
Image:mashspacebartothrow.PNG|<center>'''[[Peg Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:TreatSnatcha.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]'''</center>
Image:King Brothers Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Super Kingio Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:trail game.png|'''[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Sample Game|Sample Game]]''' from <center>'''[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Strong Bad's Message Bored|Message Bored]]===
<gallery>
Image:armlessinvaders.png|<center>'''[[Armless Invaders]]'''</center>
Image:dacheat.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]]'''</center>
Image:nightdriver.png|<center>'''[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]]'''</center>
</gallery>
===Misc. Games===
<gallery>
Image:kickthecheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Kick The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:kinggame win.png|<center>'''[[Revenge of the King]]'''</center>
</gallery>
===Forthcoming Games===
<gallery>
Image:hsr rpg atari2600 tv.jpg|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner RPG]]'''</center>
</gallery>
===Non-Playable Games===
<gallery>
Image:duckguardian2box.PNG|<center>'''[[Duck Guardian 2]]'''</center>
Image:kidspeedy.PNG|<center>'''[[Kid Speedy]]'''</center>
Image:kingdingo.PNG|<center>'''[[King Dingo]]'''</center>
Image:planet alert screen.PNG|<center>'''[[Planet Alert!]]'''</center>
Image:QWERTY.PNG|<center>'''[[QWERTY]]'''</center>
Image:rabbitalgebra.png|<center>'''[[Rabbit Algebra]]'''</center>
Image:saladdaze.PNG|<center>'''[[Salad Daze]]'''</center>
Image:shploitz.PNG|<center>'''[[Shploitz!]]'''</center>
Image:spaceshipper.PNG|<center>'''[[Spaceshipper]]'''</center>
Image:sundaedriving.PNG|<center>'''[[Sundae Drivin']]'''</center>
Image:wheresanegg.PNG|<center>'''[[Where's an Egg?]]'''</center>
Image:TTOM One.PNG|<center>'''[[Three-to-one Marny]]'''</center>
</gallery>
[[Category: Lists]] [[Category: Games]]

part-time job

2006-04-24T00:34:14Z

Libertyernie:

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[[Image:sbemail121.PNG|thumb|"Pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog ain't free!"]]

Strong Bad proves he does more than just check e-mails, by showing everyone his part-time job!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}/[[Tragic Clown Dog]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}/[[Tito]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Stage]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 3, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:29

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==

''{As usual, Strong Bad is in front of his Lappy, checking his e-mail. Judging from the view of the room we can see around the Lappy, however, he does not seem to be at his desk, as he usually would be.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: besides..</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails? 
 
Sincerely, Hunter</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Waudju- gighi- ikuh... What do you mean do I do anything else besides checking e-mails. 'Course I freakin' do! I do everything! Always! ''{clears the screen}'' Nature walks, Meet N' Greets, Bus Chucker Club, The League of Me and The Cheat Ice Cream Socials. Shut up! I even have a part-part-part-part-very part-time job, to which I am currently 15 minutes late.

''{Cut to the lower area of Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad has apparently been checking this e-mail under Marzipan's kitchen table. Homestar walks in, and is holding a tennis ball.}''

''{Strong Bad looks around in a panicked way.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is perfect! Just perfect! I couldn't be happier with my new invention! I'll call it...the Super Question Machine!!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{whispering}'' I gotta try to sneak out of here without Homestar noticing me.

''{Homestar sets his tennis ball down on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gonna need a diversion of some kind...

''{The Cheat walks in, humming to himself, wearing a top hat entitled "Tito" and a bow tie, and holding a cane. Homestar turns around to look at him. The camera pans left. The Cheat begins doing a dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, wow! What a great new invention!

''{Strong Bad crawls out from under the table, and gives The Cheat the thumbs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, The Cheat!

''{He proceeds to crawl away, while The Cheat's still humming.}''

''{Cut to Bubs' empty concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly while peeking out from behind the black}'' Perfect! Bubs must be passed out on the floor again.

''{Strong Bad disappears behind the screen, and begins walking toward the Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Comin' in to work on time..

''{Bubs pops up from under the counter. Strong Bad lets out a short yell.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aha!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Yells, then stutters a little.}''

'''BUBS:''' Late again, Strong Bad. I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Quickly}'' But Mr. Bubs, I was just—

'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupts}'' Wastin' time with that email show of yours again. That mess'll never get you anywhere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes it will! You'll see! I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker!

'''BUBS:''' And I'm gonna be two times two. Now put on your uniform and get to work!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna be ''what''?

''{The screen fades out and resumes to Strong Bad wearing a combination of a sad clown and a hotdog costume in front of Bubs' stand. Strong Bad is holding a paper, and a stack of papers sits next to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Come on down to Bubs' and get you a free cup of ice with purchase of deluxe cup of ice of equal or lesser value.

'''BUBS:''' No, no. Work it, son, work it!

''{Strong Bad begins dancing and humming.}''

'''BUBS:''' That's it, that's it! Look out for Number 1!

''{Coach Z walks in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, it's the hot dog clown! What fun!

''{Pom Pom's silhouette merges in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, take a picture of me with the hot dog clown. It'll be classic!

''{Pom Pom bubbles, and takes out a camera. A huge flash is seen, and a camera shutter sound is heard. Coach Z falls over, leaning on Strong Bad.}

''{The camera zooms in to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' Pictures with the tragic clown dog ain't free! Fifty bucks! ''Sixty'' bucks! Get back here and let me confiscate yo film!

''{The camera zooms back out to the four of them.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{running}'' Chorce, forsh! ''{He and Pom Pom run off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand! Sign up now for giving us money!

'''BUBS:''' Now isn't this better than sitting at your desk answerin' emails?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Actually, I was sitting under a kitchen table this week and...uh oh! The Lappy's probably almost out of juice! I gotta get back and end this email! Uhh.. say Bubs, I'm gonna need now off. Is that cool?

'''BUBS:''' Is Strong Sad cool?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on!

'''BUBS:''' You know all my policies! I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, then, I quit.

'''BUBS:''' Fine! But don't even think about swiping that costume!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made ''me'' buy this costume, remember?

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Right. Well then pleasure doing business wit' ya.

''{Strong Bad runs off in the costume.}

''{We cut back to the kitchen, where The Cheat has fallen over, still humming, and Homestar is standing over him. Strong Bad, now without costume, crawls back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the most amazing undersea epic ever filmed.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See, Hunter? I got all types of stuff going on. I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are. I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce-

''{The Lappy powers down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great. The battery ran out. I gotta figure out a way to end this email.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

''{Cut to Mrs. Bennedetto. Strong Bad slaps a paper on it with some text and a picture of him on it.}''

<blockquote>yeah buddy, 
i have muscles! 
 
ps: preeeeow</blockquote>

''{The Paper '''does not''' come down on its own, except on the [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four|DVD.]]}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on "Bus Chucker Club" to see a post-it of Strong Bad's member badge.
* Click on "preeeeow" to make [[The Paper]] come down.
* Click on the microwave's "Broast" button to see ''[[Hundredaire Socialite|Hundredaire Socialite magazine]]'', featuring "The Brains Behind [[Videlectrix]]."
* Click on the "Power" button to watch an extra scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.

===Easter Egg Transcript===
''{Cut to Bubs on the Stage from [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. We see a pamphlet:}''
<blockquote> T H E A T E R 
Dreamaway 
Johnny 
 
A Sweet 3-Acter 
Directed by Strong Bad 
Starring: 
Strong Bad and Buh-Hubs, man</blockquote>

''{The pamphlet zooms out. We see Bubs is standing in front of a cut-out of his stand reading MR LEGARM'S Bubs Stand. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''BUBS AS MR. LEGARM:''' Well look who decided to show up. Fifth time this week, Johnny.

'''STRONG BAD AS JOHNNY:''' Oh I'm sorry Mr. Legarm. Honest I am! I just—

'''MR. LEGARM:''' ''{interrupting}'' You just what? Lost track of time?

'''JOHNNY:''' Yes sir. Only I wouldn't have to worry about that if I could just get the Johnny-Tron working.

'''MR. LEGARM:''' You still wastin' time workin' on that time machine, Johnny? That's a pipe dream, son! Your future's here at the shop. Now sweep up! I got customers to tend to.

'''JOHNNY:''' You'll see. Someday... someday...

''{Music starts, and a spotlight goes over to Strong Bad.}''

'''JOHNNY:''' ''{singing}'' When all my dreams come...truuuuuuuuue!

''{As he sings the word "true" the orchestra hits a climactic chord. The audience claps; the curtain closes.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*Bubs' flyers read:
<blockquote>GET YOU A FREE CUP OF 
ICE WITH PURCHASE OF 
DELUXE CUP OF ICE OF 
EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE. 
BUBS' CONSESSION STAND</blockquote>
*The clock on Mrs. Bennedetto is stuck on 9:48.
*This email is the first to show the back of the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] clearly. (It was obscured by Strong Bad's arm in [[animal]].)
*In the picture of himself that Strong Bad puts on Mrs. Bennedetto at the end of the email, his left hand does not have a boxing glove on it and you can see three fingers. This is the first time we have seen Strong Bad's fingers or hand without the boxing gloves on. Also, his mouth has teeth, instead of just a gap in his mask.
*This is the only email where you manually have to make The Paper come down at the end of it.
* This is the second time Bubs criticized Strong Bad about his "email show". The first time was in the email [[the process]].

===Remarks===
*Bubs has apparently discontinued his "free weekly spamvertisements" from [[unused emails]], from which Strong Bad was making $1,250 (5,000 emails × a quarter each) every time he sold a disk of addresses.
*The only way Bubs will have to honor his offer of "a free cup of ice with purchase of a deluxe cup of ice of equal or lesser value" is if he gives a free deluxe cup with the purchase of another deluxe cup, since a deluxe version of an item would be of ''greater'' value than the normal version.
*When Strong Bad is late to work, he grabs the frame of the cartoon, yet another example of a [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Fourth Wall Break]].
*Apparently the Lappy 486 also comes with a wireless Internet access card. Either that or Strong Bad downloaded his emails before heading to Marzipan's.
*Strong Bad also has an unspecified job at [[The Office]].
*Hunter's question was effectively answered just 10 emails ago in [[other days]].
*Breaking from his speech affect, [[Coach Z]] is able to pronounce the word, "dog" without saying "dorg."
*The Lappy has 5 minutes of battery life. This email was only [[Strong Bad Emails By Length|3:29]] long, indicating that Strong Bad had powered his Lappy on before the email began.

===Goofs===
*You can also make the circles appear when the scene switches to the microwave at the end really quickly.
*The Paper's "preeeeow" sound starts but gets cut off after less than a second when it cuts to the microwave.
*When Strong Bad turns around the teardrop on his hot dog clown suit switches sides.
**The hot dog clown may have a tear under each eye, because his nose is blocking the view.
*Despite his usual mercilessness on [[Strong Bad's Spelling|grammar and spelling]], Strong Bad omits a question mark in his first full sentence.

=== Glitches ===
* After watching the "Power Easter egg," the paper is down even if you haven't clicked on "preeeeow".
* On some earlier versions of Flash, you can hear the printer's scratching noise even before you click on "preeeeow".

===Inside References===
* The ''Hundredaire Socialite Magazine'' Easter egg features the familiar faces of [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike and Matt Chapman]]; the photo is from [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
*The Cheat wearing the top hat may be a reference to [[theme park]].
*Buh-Hubs was a filename in [[big white face]].
*"Hundredaire" was also used in the email "[[suntan]]".
* "[[Preeeeow]]" is what Strong Bad says in [[autobiography]] and [[haircut]], when attempting to prompt the printer to print out [[The Paper]]. It is the accepted onomatopoeia for The Paper's sound.
*The confused sounds Strong Bad makes at the beginning of the cartoon are almost identical to the ones he utters near the end of [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*When Strong Bad says, "I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are," he is referring to his description of [[Senor Cardgage]] in the email [[kind of cool]].
*The sound the Lappy makes when shutting down is the same sound from [[gimmicks]] (when the Tandy's display goes blank), [[caffeine]] (when Strong Sad no longer was caffeinated), and [[dangeresque 3]] when Strong Bad changed the signature (john newell, on) to john newell, off.
*The cup of ice is first referenced in [[no loafing]], as part of Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special.
*When Strong Bad sings "I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce—", it is in the same tune as the first Lappy e-mail rap ("Scroll buttons and The Lappy together at last...").
*Strong Bad previously appeared as a hot dog in [[island]].
*"Equal or lesser value" is a reference to the [[The King of Town|King of Town's]] character page.
* The battery running out is a reference to the limited battery power of the Lappy mentioned in its debut (animal): "One Half of Ten Minutes"

===Real-World References===
*The Tragic Clown Dog's necktie bends upwards like [[Wikipedia: Dilbert|Dilbert's]].
*Homestar doesn't demonstrate how his Super Question Machine works (which is just a tennis ball), but it could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Magic 8-ball|Magic 8-ball]].
**It may also be a reference to the handheld version of the [[Wikipedia:20Q|20q]], a device that plays twenty questions and is about the size of a tennis ball.
*The pamphlet reading "Theater" in the Easter egg is a reference to the ubiquitous [[Wikipedia: Playbill|Playbill]] in Broadway shows.
*The name "Mr. Legarm" is probably a reference to the old saying of "... will cost you an arm and a leg", since Bubs is known to charge more for something than it is worth (such as when he charges $10 for severe pummelings in [[pom pom]]).

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*Easter egg involving The Paper is automatically enabled without having to press a button.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Coach Z]])

'''MIKE:''' Surprise me.

'''COACH Z:''' OK then, Mike. I'm—

'''MIKE:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh! It's Coach Z!

'''COACH Z:''' I'm showing up for work! For once.

'''MIKE:''' It's about time.

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' It's the first time ''ever'' you've showed up for work, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' I don't like to come around you guys.

'''MIKE:''' Well, we—

'''COACH Z:''' So much.

'''MIKE:''' That's fine with us, too.

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' The feeling's mutual.

'''COACH Z:''' I heard that you didn't— You played basketball this morning and didn't take a shower.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Who told you that?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh, a couple of DVDs came by locker ''{pronounces it "lacker"}'' room.

'''MIKE:''' Your lacker room? Your lack of room?

'''COACH Z:''' No, it's the room I keep all my lacquer.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, your ''lacquer'' room—

'''COACH Z:''' My lacquer things.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, OK. Uh, oh you remind—

'''COACH Z:''' What's that thing Homestar's holding there?

'''MIKE:''' That's— That's the super question machine.

'''COACH Z:''' It reminds me of one of those—

'''MIKE:''' Tennis balls?

'''COACH Z:''' Sprots.

'''MIKE:''' ''{repeats it exactly in an attempt to mock}'' Sprots. Coach Z, what do you mean by Sprots?

'''COACH Z:''' I ''{laughs, sounding more like Matt}'' mispronouncing "Sports" Mike, I'll tell you the truth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' So now you're just switching letters around.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{whimpering}'' I just—

'''MIKE:''' You're not only adding 'R's to things, you're just switching letters around.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{still whimpering}'' It's true, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, OK.

'''COACH Z:''' Mork.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah...

'''COACH Z:''' Ir feer borld ''{meaning to say "I feel bad"}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's good...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{suddenly more serious}'' No, now listen, here! Because— when you talk about Bubs, you're talking about me. Because Bubs is a good guy and I'm worse.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You— You make a good appearance in this email, though.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{reassured}'' I do. I remember showing up for work that day.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think you— I think you were just passing through that day.

'''COACH Z:''' That clown!

'''MIKE:''' You like that clown—

'''COACH Z:''' That clown really knows how to work a fella.

'''MIKE:''' ''{dumbfounded}'' What do you mean? ''{laughs}''

'''COACH Z:''' You know. Give him— make him—

'''MIKE:''' A charlie horse, maybe?

'''COACH Z:''' Make him laugh. Yeah, give 'em—

'''MIKE:''' Look! Look at that guy!

'''COACH Z:''' —a real charlie horse. Oh, look. Yeah, take a—

'''MIKE:''' Do you have this picture somewhere?

'''COACH Z:''' I do—

'''MIKE:''' Framed, maybe?

'''COACH Z:''' I framed it and I put it in my lacquer room.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is there a lack of room in your lacquer room?

'''COACH Z:''' There is.

'''MIKE:''' Is it full of lacq— Is it because it's a smaller room or because it's full of lacquer?

'''COACH Z:''' It's because it's a microwave.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' How many, uh, cans of lacquer can you fit in there?

'''COACH Z:''' About five.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, OK. So you just got like pint-sized cans—

'''COACH Z:''' Don't turn that thing on, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' No?

'''COACH Z:''' I tell you what.

'''MIKE:''' What happens?

'''COACH Z:''' You don't have a lacquer room no more.

'''MIKE:''' We usually take that back.

'''COACH Z:''' Pardon?

'''MIKE:''' We'll take it back. The lacquer rooms. If you break 'em.

'''COACH Z:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you can take it to the store. They'll get you a new one.

'''COACH Z:''' That's pretty good then.

'''MIKE:''' Warranty. Yeah. ''{long pause}'' What else you got there, Coach Z?

'''COACH Z:''' That's it!

'''MIKE:''' You're done?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh huh.

'''MIKE:''' You're not gonna even show up for a full day's here. You're petering out halfway through the email—

'''COACH Z:''' Now look. I had lunch, went back to my desk, and I'm zoning out.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''COACH Z:''' I'm just gonna get on Instant Messenger and tell the boss.

'''MIKE:''' Is it Instant ''Messenger'' or Instant ''Messager''? I've always been confused.

'''COACH Z:''' Messen—

'''MIKE:''' Messenger?

'''COACH Z:''' I think so.

'''MIKE:''' Um, K. 'Cause it could be "Messager," too.

'''COACH Z:''' Look, a lacquer room!

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|121|1652}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

User talk:Phlip/Aprilween

2006-04-23T22:40:09Z

Libertyernie:

Next year, do the kitten thing. {{User:Salty/sig}} 06:43, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

I liked the Tavi skin so much I set it as my default. I wanted something besides MonoBook anyways. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 22:40, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

It's Like It Was Meant to Be

2006-04-23T22:20:34Z

Libertyernie: ?

==Detailed Information==

{{Track information | album = Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits | track number = 11 | length = 1 minute 5 seconds | artists = [[Strong Bad]] | style = [[Wikipedia:Power ballad|Rock Ballad]] | origin = Brand new song. Also in a [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be|music video]] on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]].}}

==Lyrics==

It's like it was meant to be 
I'm not kidding 
It's like it was meant to be

''{guitars come in}''

I'm not kidding! 
No, I'm not kidding! 
I've never been more serious in my life! 
My life with you!

Oh, I'm not kidding! 
I'm seriously not kidding! 
I'll never stop joking! 
Oh wait, I mean I will stop joking! 
Because I'm serious! 
It's like it was meant to be!

{{Template:Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits}}

[[Category:Songs]]

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-22T01:38:00Z

Libertyernie:

== LINKS (pour nous) ==

For random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.] Check out the Nintendo pixel art!

===Got Sega Smash Pack?===
The Sega Smash Pack "Twin Pack" from Activision had a non-working Smash Pack 1 (it deleted its own games.) Of course, you can fix it. [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/fix-ssp1.html DIY!]

==Ils parlent==
'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' This a regular stand. It's got a food and a Chicken-Man movie for sale. But my concession strand [sic] is much nicer than this malarkey here. We got Chicken-Man and Chicken-Movie-Man. But my style's got eight burgers. 'At's why my buh, my bubba concession stand called "eight burgers".

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-20T20:33:34Z

Libertyernie:

== HEY YO ==

For random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.] Check out the Nintendo pixel art!

===Got Sega Smash Pack?===
The Sega Smash Pack "Twin Pack" from Activision had a non-working Smash Pack 1 (it deleted its own games.) Of course, you can fix it. [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/fix-ssp1.html DIY!]

==For my own use==
[http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org A Fanstuff Wiki link] as the Tavi-style skin has none

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-19T21:03:36Z

Libertyernie:

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-19T21:01:56Z

Libertyernie:

== HEY YO ==

For random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.] Check out the Nintendo pixel art!

File:Rev.png

2006-04-15T17:24:29Z

Libertyernie:

16x64 drawing of Nintendo controller.
v3 - "A" button made smaller.
Anybody can use this wherever. Made by me, [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie.]]

{{personal-image-abandoned|Libertyernie}}

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-15T17:18:40Z

Libertyernie:

== HEY YO ==

For random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city] or [http://www.xanga.com/jacobee519 this blog.]

User talk:Libertyernie

2006-04-15T17:11:13Z

Libertyernie:

Why do you delete that? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 16:57, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

:I read the message. I may join the Funny Wiki later, just not now. That's all. :) [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 17:11, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Libertyernie

2006-04-15T16:57:12Z

Libertyernie:

File:Rev.png

2006-04-15T16:40:18Z

Libertyernie:

16x64 drawing of Nintendo controller.
v3 - "A" button made smaller.
Anybody can use this wherever. Made by me, [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie.]]

{{personal-image|Libertyernie}}

File:Rev.png

2006-04-15T02:58:48Z

Libertyernie:

16x64 drawing of Nintendo controller.
Made by me, [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie.]]

{{personal-image|Libertyernie}}

Strong Badman's Apartment

2006-04-15T02:50:36Z

Libertyernie: expanded basic

[[Image:Strong badman's appartment outside.PNG|thumb|Quite a bulding.]]
[[Image:Strong badman's appartment.PNG|thumb|That cable's stolen, you know.]]
'''Strong Badman's Apartment''' is where [[Strong Badman]] and Li'l Stiny live. [[Strong Bad]] expected him to actually live in an underground lair. The apartment is rent-controlled and water's included. It also has stolen "expanded basic cable." This place is referred to, by the narrator of the comic, a "bulding". Grossman may also live here, as he is introduced as Strong Badman's possible roomate in [[narrator]].

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[superhero name]]
*Email [[alternate universe]]

[[Category:Places]]

User talk:Libertyernie

2006-04-15T02:30:50Z

Libertyernie:

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-15T02:29:58Z

Libertyernie:

== HEY YO ==

For non-registered people out there, you can use the Tavi-style skin with [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/hr.user.js this user script] for Greasemonkey. It should work most [http://www.xanga.com/jacobee519 of] the time.

For other random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.]

[[Image:Rev.png]]

File:Rev.png

2006-04-15T02:29:18Z

Libertyernie: 16x64 drawing of Nintendo controller.

16x64 drawing of Nintendo controller.

User talk:Libertyernie

2006-04-15T02:27:09Z

Libertyernie:

== Funny wiki ==

Will you please join the [http://www.editthis.info/funny_wiki/index.php Funny Wiki]? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 21:41, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-14T21:37:30Z

Libertyernie:

User talk:Phlip/Greasemonkey

2006-04-12T21:47:44Z

Libertyernie:

==Suggestion==
Would it make sense to change line 272 to
<pre> addHRWikiLink("Index_Page");</pre>
Then I suppose line 261 could be removed. By the way, ''amazing'' work Phlip. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:25, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I suggest that the games on videlectrix.com should be added, such as
<pre>http://www.videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
http://videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html</pre>
And yeah, you rock. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 16:32, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm, that's a good point... I'll get on that sometime <s>(probably tomorrow)</s>. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:37, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
::The reason I thought of this was because I realized the Pause button on the seekbar can be used for skipping a level in Duck Guardian. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:47, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

==Eventual to-do list==
(in no particular order)
*{{todo}} General cleanup of the code.
*{{todo}} Work on Videlectrix.
*{{todo}} Work on the mirrors ([http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/ kitkorp] and [[Mirror:/|hrwiki]]).
*{{todo}} Some way of turning various features on and off maybe?
**{{todo}} Only if I get this working, replace the flash files with [[April Fools 2006|theyCallHimFlipper.swf]].
*{{todo}} replace the navbar with text links (this is more for me than for you guys).
*{{todo}} resize the seek bar when the toon resizes (if you resize the window)
Feel free to add suggestions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 21:38, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

User:Libertyernie

2006-04-09T21:22:07Z

Libertyernie:

== HEY YO ==

For non-registered people out there, you can use the Tavi-style skin with [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/hr.user.js this user script] for Greasemonkey. It should work most of the time.

For other random ramblings, rotate to [http://www.geocities.com/jacobee12/ my Geo city.]

Here's one I wrote:
<pre>Strong Bad,
Thou art cool. Wouldst thou recite or create a pastoral poem?
-Sir Poetry Potter
in Wisconsin of the United States of America</pre>