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User:Marth 99

2006-04-10T21:14:56Z

Marth 99: /* QUOTES!!! */

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==A note! A note.==
On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Me on the [[HRFWiki:User:Marth 99|Fanstuff Wiki]]! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!
*3/12/06: Marthday.
*4/1/06: Fell victim to one of the greatest April Fool's Pranks ever. I totally fell for it!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]
*"We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand" (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]])
*"I mean, James, the internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens" (Strong Bad, [[website]])

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-04-10T21:13:34Z

Marth 99: /* QUOTES!!! */

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==A note! A note.==
On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Me on the [[HRFWiki:User:Marth 99|Fanstuff Wiki]]! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!
*3/12/06: Marthday.
*4/1/06: Fell victim to one of the greatest April Fool's Pranks ever. I totally fell for it!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]
*"We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand" (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]])
*"The internet, my friend, is a place where nothing happens" (Strong Bad, [[website]])

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-04-10T17:59:46Z

Marth 99: /* A note! A note. */

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==A note! A note.==
On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Me on the [[HRFWiki:User:Marth 99|Fanstuff Wiki]]! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!
*3/12/06: Marthday.
*4/1/06: Fell victim to one of the greatest April Fool's Pranks ever. I totally fell for it!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-04-10T17:59:16Z

Marth 99: /* A note! A note. */ fanstuff

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==A note! A note.==
On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Me on the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!
*3/12/06: Marthday.
*4/1/06: Fell victim to one of the greatest April Fool's Pranks ever. I totally fell for it!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99/babel

2006-04-10T17:58:21Z

Marth 99: fanstuff

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Trogdor]]''' is pretty cool too.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=LP|msg=This user is a '''[[long pants]]''' man.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user wants to be in the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#990033|mainbkgd=#CC9966|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DancingBros.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[A Folky Tale|gonna have a good time tonight]]'''.}}
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User:Bluebry

2006-04-06T21:06:49Z

Marth 99: /* Rules */ neverending sodas, rampages, and lazordisks!

<center><table width="539"><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center"><font color=#E0F5E1>_</font></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New, monospace">>Wiki, I can't come in today.</span></td></tr><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center"><font color=#E0F5E1>_</font></td></tr></table>
[[Image:lappyemail.png]]</center>

To see the active poll, click [[User:Bluebry_muffin#Poll.21|here]], please. To vote on the object of the week, click [[User:Bluebry_muffin#Ideas:|here]], please.
== Today's featured article ==
{{featuredimage|r Menu.PNG|150px|On the menu}}
'''[[Grout Clean'r]]''' is one of the many products available for purchase at [[Price Style]]. [[Blue Laser Commander]] bought it because the [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] told him the reason he couldn't defeat the [[Cheat Commandos]] was mildew. A [[Blue Laser Minion]] presumably used it to scrub the tile wall in the bathroom.

[[User talk:Bluebry muffin#Nominate an article|'''Nominate An article''']]<br />
[[User talk:Bluebry muffin#Past Nominations|''Past Nominations'']]
{{clear}}

[[Image:defender_of_the_wiki.jpg|left|thumb|That is truely an egg.]]

== Bye Everyone! ==
Everyone's leaving!

First Bubsty, (Who's back!) 

Then Homestramy20,

and now DBK! (Who's back!) (Who left!... again) (Who's back!... again)

and The thing (Who left!) (Who left! Of course, maybe not :->)

and NOT Billy Bob Bob 

an Seriously may not be on too much anymore. 

(If I missed you, you can add your name.)

== Book ==
I made a story!

Why not?

Little Johnny was a young boy who liked to eat mustard staight from the little package. One day, he blah blah blah ... (Now you're asleep) ... dot dot dot ... (Now you're awake) ... "But what about the butter farm?" asked young Johnny. "It's gonna be alright" said Grampa in his pajamas. They both walk out of the Convienience store and drive off into the sunset, to Maine. The End.

Should I publish it?

Let me know!

== Cool people list! ==

Hello, um, everyone has these but mine is about people who did things first for me (user page, talk page, on and on). I'm still finding everyone so far.

Uh, {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} was the user who welcomed me (see it [[User_talk:Bluebry_muffin#Welcome.21|here]]).

And {{User:Salty/sig}} was the first person to sign my guestbook (see it <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&oldid=237168|<font color="blue">here</font>]</span>).

{{User:The thing/sig}} was the first person to give their favorite sbemail(See it <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&direction=prev&oldid=237411|<font color="blue">here</font>]</span>), and to sign my second guestbook (See it <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&direction=next&oldid=237389|<font color="blue">here</font>]</span>).

{{User:DBK/sig}} (who was then known as Dantheburgerking) was the first person to participate in the poll.

[[User:Thekillerdynamo|Thekillerdynamo]] was the first person to place their iMac photo on the Tangerine Dreams section

{{User:RJMT/sig}} was the first person to place their favorite toon below.

{{User:Venusy/Sig}} helped make my "New messages" box green.

== Poll ==

Favorite [[Songs|song]] from a [[Strong Bad Email]].

===Rules===
3 votes per user.
You may add a song that's not listed.

*32. [[flag day]] — [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] -
*38. [[helium]] - The "High Voice Crew" song -
*40. [[vacation]] — It's That Clock (Easter egg) -
*44. [[lures & jigs]] — The Fish Lure (Come on and get in the Boat) -
*45. [[techno]] — [[The System Is Down (song)|The System Is Down]] - {{User:Salty/sig}}
*47. [[new hands]] — [[These peoples try to fade me]] -
*49. [[theme party]] — [[Circles]] ([[HR:songs/Circles.zip|PC]] [[HR:songs/Circles.sit|Mac]]) -
*58. [[dragon]] — [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] - {{User:Salty/sig}} 23:10, 25 March 2006 (UTC){{User:LePorello/sig}}
*59. [[marzipan]] — [[Oh yeah yeah|Oh Yeah]] ([[HR:ohyeahyeah.mp3|Download]]) - {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}
*61. [[monster truck]] - [[Because It's Midnite]] (Download [[HR:midnight.swf|CD Version Excerpt]]) -
*63. [[fingers]] - [[Moving Very Slowly]] -
*68. [[caper]] — [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] (Download [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|CD Version Excerpt]]) - {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 00:15, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
*73. [[mascot]] — CGNU Fight Song - {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 00:17, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
*76. [[sibbie]] — Song about Sibbie -
*76. [[sibbie]] — I freakin' hate Sibbie -
*78. [[anything]] - The Never Ending Soda - {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*80. [[stunt double]] — [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I|Dangeresque II Theme Song]] -
*89. [[local news]] — It's Just ITS - [[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]]
*89. [[local news]] — Whatever Happened to Capitalization? -
*89. [[local news]] — Don't Forget to Spellcheck -
*89. [[local news]] — YOUR/YOU'RE -
*89. [[local news]] — I Don't Care How They Spell Things on the Internet ([[local_news#Easter_Eggs|lyrics]]) -
*97. [[monument]] — Here Comes [[The Thnikkaman|the Thnikkaman]] (Download Homestar's [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|version]]. Mirror) -
*97. [[monument]] — Technochocolate -
*98. [[stupid stuff]] — [[The Cheatcakes]] advert jingle (Easter egg) -
*99. [[different town]] - different town
*102. [[lunch special]] — Chickenshine (Download for [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] mirrors) -
*103. [[haircut]] — [[Box]] (Easter Egg) - {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}}
*105: [[replacement]] - And then I Put it On my Face - [[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]]
*106. [[dangeresque 3]] — Today is All Right 4 2 Nite -
*107. [[cheatday]] — The Day of Birth Song -
*107. [[cheatday]] — the two-o duo (Easter egg) -
*110. [[for kids]] — "Whaddaya Know, Haddi-man?" Theme Song -
*110. [[for kids]] — The Count To Three song - {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}
*110. [[for kids]] — [[All Is On]] (Easter egg) -
*112. [[old comics]] — "She Partied Without Dancing" (by [[West Is Lip]]) -
*113. [[pizzaz]] — Here Comes the Strong Bad -
*114. [[the facts]] — Homestar's "We'll be right back" jingle (Easter egg) -
*115. [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad's #1 Future Jam: "Grumblecakes" (Easter egg) -
*116. [[extra plug]] — All Is On -
*116. [[extra plug]] — I really gotta pee -
*117. [[montage]] — [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|"You're A Girl"]] (mirror) -
*117. [[montage]] — Ain't That a Drag? -
*117. [[montage]] — Showdown -
*117. [[montage]] — It's the Weekend (Party Party Party) - {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}}
*120. [[radio]] — The Portly Washboy Theme Song -
*121. [[part-time job]] — When all my dreams come true (Easter egg) -
*123. [[origins]] — Homestar's Bread Sing Alongs -
*125. [[rock opera]] — "SBEMAIL!" - {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}, {{User:Salty/sig}}{{User:LePorello/sig}}{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}}
*126. [[best thing]] - [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] Theme Song -
*128. [[rampage]] - "I'm On A Rampage" by Strong Bad and Coach Z - {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*130. [[do over]] - "Big Ol' Red Head" by Strong Bad -
*133. [[bottom 10]] - "Feed the Childrens" by Limozeen -
*133. [[bottom 10]] - Buttdance Again -
*134. [[record book]] - The "I'm Just Me" Song -
*135. [[lady...ing]] - Laserdisc - {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*136. [[geddup noise]] - [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]'s Indie-Tronic remix of "The Geddup Noise" ([[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|Download]] mirror) -{{User:LePorello/sig}}
*138. [[space program]] - Space Captainface: "Pretender of the Galaxy" -
*140. [[highschool]] - "Havin' Fun With My Friends" -
*141. [[death metal]]- "The Decoupage" by [[Taranchula]] -
*141. [[death metal]]- Brief clips of songs by [[Larry Palaroncini]] -
*141. [[death metal]]- Brief clips of songs by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]] -
*141. [[death metal]]- Brief clips of songs by [[Strong Mad]]. -
*147. [[lady fan]] - Homestar's "Tweesercize" song -
*149. [[candy product]] - SBlounskched theme song - {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}}, [[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]]
*150. [[alternate universe]] - Save the Last Email for Strong Bad -

== Object of the week ==

I'll try to update this every Monday.

Ok, where did this object come from (what toon/SBEmail/etc.)?

[[Image:Blueberry.PNG|120px|left|thumb|A red tack.]]

Place your ideas below. First one with it at the end of the week wins! (I will look at the history)
# I think it's from '''something''' {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 03:48, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

==='''Ideas:'''===
The thumbtack on the unicorn poster from [[portrait]] {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}}

==='''Previous winners:'''===
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#No one won the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/c/ca/20060214224618%21Blueberry.PNG <font color=blue>orange edge</font>]</span> of the toons menu guide.
#— {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} won "<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/c/ca/20060219012148%21Blueberry.PNG <font color=blue>A bucket</font>]</span>" from [[other days]].
#{{User:LePorello/sig}} won "<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/c/ca/20060219021543%21Blueberry.PNG <font color=blue>corn</font>]</span>" from [[Main Page 14]].
#{{User:LePorello/sig}} won "<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/c/ca/20060220050140%21Blueberry.PNG <font color=red>$5</font>]</span>" from [[pom pom]].
#--[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] won "<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/c/ca/20060304165143%21Blueberry.PNG <font color=blue>a green thing</font>]</span>" from [[the facts]]
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#--[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] won "<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/c/ca/20060309023812%21Blueberry.PNG <font color=blue>A parachute person.</font>]</span>" from [[kids' book]]
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This will be hosted when we have a total of three people.

== Tangerine Dreams ==
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">
Tangerine Dreams is my favorite thing in the H*R universe. Here are a buncha pictures of it.
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Also - if you have a Mac from around this era (basically G3, I think. Around Late 90's, Early 2000's) please, take a picture of it, and post it on here (leave Tangerine Dreams up to me). I also would like all eOne and ePower owners to place their pics here too! Thanks!

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2006-04-02T14:58:44Z

Marth 99: 4/1

Ah, the memories of 'Tavi. This is freakin' awesome.
Welcome to the sandbox.

Doo doo doo.. Editing the Sandbox... Argh, I hate the Tavi. XD Media Wiki was better, IMO.

== ASCII Fun. ==
<pre>
>|_
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</pre>
Okay, that was crappy.

Wow. You guys really are jerks. Happy 4/1! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 14:58, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

User:Marth 99

2006-04-02T14:57:48Z

Marth 99: /* Accomplishments */

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==A note! A note.==
On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!
*3/12/06: Marthday.
*4/1/06: Fell victim to one of the greatest April Fool's Pranks ever. I totally fell for it!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

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Marth 99: its over!

'''[[User:Marth 99|<font color=red>Marth </font><font color=orange> 99</font>]]'''

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Marth 99: /* Marthday */ over

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==A note! A note.==
On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-03-11T18:01:54Z

Marth 99: /* Marthday */ just a note

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==Marthday==
If you guys are confused about my new sig, it is because Marthday has arrived. Marthday is a week long celebration from the day I discovered H*R (March 6) to my birthday (March 12). Feel free to leave any notes on my talk page if you want. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}}

On a more serious note, I would like to let you guys know that I will not be coming here as often as I used to. Right now, there are several other things more important than the wiki right now. See you guys around. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-03-08T22:40:10Z

Marth 99: /* A non-Homestar related list of interests */

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==Marthday==
If you guys are confused about my new sig, it is because Marthday has arrived. Marthday is a week long celebration from the day I discovered H*R (March 6) to my birthday (March 12). Feel free to leave any notes on my talk page if you want. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}}

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:Bonus Stage
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-03-08T22:37:16Z

Marth 99: /* Homestar Song */ sorry!

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{User:Marth 99/babel}}

==Marthday==
If you guys are confused about my new sig, it is because Marthday has arrived. Marthday is a week long celebration from the day I discovered H*R (March 6) to my birthday (March 12). Feel free to leave any notes on my talk page if you want. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}}

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I still don't have time. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 22:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99/babel

2006-03-08T22:35:41Z

Marth 99: thanks, leppy!

User:Marth 99/sig

2006-03-05T18:19:29Z

Marth 99: happy marthday

'''[[User:Marth 99|<font color=purple>Happy </font><font color=gold> Marthday</font>]]'''

User:Marth 99

2006-03-05T18:18:44Z

Marth 99: /* Current Status */ marthday

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Marthday==
If you guys are confused about my new sig, it is because Marthday has arrived. Marthday is a week long celebration from the day I discovered H*R (March 6) to my birthday (March 12). Feel free to leave any notes on my talk page if you want. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}}

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User talk:Marth 99

2006-03-05T18:16:31Z

Marth 99: /* :( */ reply to seriously

== Signing help ==

Even if you don't have a [[Help:Signature|signature]] yet, you can still sign your posts. Putting four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) does this: {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC). Putting three tildes does this: {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}. Putting five tildes puts just the timestamp, like this: 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC). Hope this helps! {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Cool ==

No worries; just wanted to be sure. I figured it wasn't a vandal, since they usually write things like, "I'm an idiot" or worse instead of writing anything that looks like what a real user would put on their user page. Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:03, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

==Reverts==

I would like to help out the site. Can you tell me how a revert works? [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]
:Sure I can! When a page has been trolled or had a bad edit made, the simplest way to change it back is to revert it. Each page has a history of every edit made to it, see. Up at the top, you'll notice a little tab marked "history" (it's the fourth from the left, usually). Click on that and it'll bring up a page of all the edits made to that page, most recent ones on the top. Find the version you want to change it back to and click the date for that version. This will bring that version up in the window for editing. Just type "reverted" or "rv" (or "rv/v" for vandalism) ito the edit summary box beneath it and hit "save page". And that will correct the whole page! I hope that helps. If not, check out the [[Help:Contents|Help pages]] for more information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::And for specific help with vandalism, look at [[Help:Vandalism|this]] page. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:24, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== Cool ==
:Heh, your user page struck me as particulary funny. (In a good way). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:47, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
::What do you consider to be funny in this page? The only thing I can think of is that "email" to SB. Please respond. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 20:08, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Hm... let me re-phrase that. Interesting. And entertaining. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:58, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
==CHALLENGE!!!!!==
How many different pages do I make reference to in my page (not talk page)? Submit answer here. (Links do not count.) -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 21:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Note: I am logging out for the day. Would all contestants please post their answers here. First one to get the right answer wins. Okay bye. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 21:46, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:I've found five (maybe six) so far... Not counting quotes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I count six. For real. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:50, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

I counted 9 references, though I'm unsure on one or two of them. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:59, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

(PS: Thanks for adding me to your list of cool people. :) I don't know what I did to get there, but... thanks! {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:59, 12 January 2006 (UTC))

Sigh. Still no one has won yet. Oh well. This is Marth 99, signing off. (hint, look at the first three lines)

:Aha, I missed that part - typically assume the TOC is the first thing on the page. That makes 12 references, then. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 04:05, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Congraturations to KeiferSkunk for finding 12 references, although I only had eleven. They are:
:Greetings. One and everyone (Homestar's character page)
:its almost done (Homestar's Website
:last section to come (Stinkoman K)
:First Time Here (self-explanatory)
:Things I'll Probably Do (autobiography)
:all my dreams come TRUUUUE (part-time job)
:maybe because I like cool people (Cool Things)
:here it go (Pumpkin Carve-nival)
:Pure Genius (bedtime story)
:before they asplode (Strong Bad Zone)
:everybody wants it, everybody needs it (theme park)
I suppose that "banned for all eternity" could be a reference (3 Times Halloween Funjob), so once again, congraturations. Stay tuned for when I issue another CHALLENGE!!!!! -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 19:28, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

::Wow, I actually counted a whole bunch of DIFFERENT references than the ones above. Some of yours I got, but I apparently inferred references in some other parts of your User Page. I'll list those when I have time. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 19:32, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== HEY ==
What do you have against me???????? Before I saw your cool people I was gonna put YOU on MY cool people list.{{User:The thing/sig}} 21:48, 11 January 2006 (UTC)
:Look. I really don't think you have what it thinks to join my cool people page. There are 2 problems:
#. You bug people to make guest books.
#. You troll pages for seemingly no reason.
:But I guess I shouldn't be to hard on you. You will be removed from the BANNED list, but you will still not be placed on the list. Only when you prove yourself worthy you may join the list. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 00:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::OK
:::You have proven yourself worthy. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:09, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hey there, Marth... ==

Hey, I just saw that I'm on your cool people list! That's great! But I wanted to let you know about a couple problems in your description of me. First, contrary to popular belief, I'm American, not German. I just speak German. I've lived in the USA (California and Oregon) my whole life. Secondly, I was wondering if you might reword the part about me being a "protector of trolling", because it makes it sound like I protect trolls, not that I protect the Wiki from them. But thanks again for including me on the list in the first place. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:04, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks for the information; my page has been updated now. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 02:09, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

== Rap ==

I give up! Good rap though. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 15:38, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
:Apparently you've never seen the show before. Its the second item on my non-Homestar related list. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 15:42, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Thought so. ==

Yeah, I knew you were talking about Marth from Fire Emblem. The thing is, I also first heard about him through SSBM.

== great new sig ==
i like purple better than blue....{{User:Seriously/sig}} 23:57, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
:orange is pretty cool too. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:59, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
::yeah, the next time you remake the sig you should make it orange and green. that would be awesome. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 00:08, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

== Guestbook ==

Everyone's came to a decision... no more guestbooks. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 00:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, that's just the way it goes. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 01:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:Yea now mine is gone. {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:43, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hm... ==
So, why do ''certain people'' want you to not be on this website? I have to wonder....{{User:Seriously/sig}}

:Also, sorry for putting a vote for you on that STUFF page. I thought something was wrong with you sig, because what you typed originally didn't actually show up. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 17:33, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::Here's my story: A long time ago, a child (me) discovered Homestar Runner. As he got older, CERTAIN PEOPLE told him that he shouldn't go on anymore, because he had outgrew it. When he discovered the wiki, he had to make sure that this stayed secret as well. Don't tell CERTAIN PEOPLE that I told you this. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:39, 4 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. Apology accepted. I had voted on another topic which appeared normally.

:::Ahhhhhhhhh....... So, I was just being a retard? That's perfectly normal, so whatever. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 19:43, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Wait, you mean these CERTAIN PEOPLE think Homestar Runner is intended [[for kids]]? Like, for the littlest, tiniest babies? And that it's one of those crappy kids cartoons on public television? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Is it because they think, "This is a cartoon therefore it's for kids"? Well in that case, The Simpsons is a cartoon, is that ''just'' for kids? EVERYONE can enjoy Homestar Runner, no matter what age they are. Have they even ''visited'' the site? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:32, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::wOOT. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 20:09, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== 12/28? ==
I can answer your date question. I checked the user creation log just to see if I was still there once. Sure enough, I was there, under the date of 12/30/2005. I scrolled up a bit, and lo and behold, you had become a user exactly ''one day'' after me. So, I hope that answers your question. Keep up the great work! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:49, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== math ==
yes, i also like the study of the fundamental properties. emphasis on fun. {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:51, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

== While you were out... ==
Just thought that you might like to know. On 2/9, around 5:00 PM Eastern time, a vandal showed up (eventually blocked by Firebird). Several of us reverted the vandalism and all is well now. Just thought that you might like to know. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:32, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

To answer what you posted on my talk, it was Dr. Who. He attacked originally just the H*R themed pages, but went after the reverting users. I got hit twice (3 more times today), KieferSkunk twice, DorianGray at least once (I think), and ACupofCoffee at least once.
He would change pages to say:

"Greetings from Dr. Who!! Wish you was here!!! If you ban me, I'll just go vandalize someone else's wiki! Have you got one? You could be next!!!"

Yeah, that type of troll. Talk atcha later, {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:39, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

== Babel/Userbox help ==

I want to add a new heading to my Babel/Userbox that doesn't exist yet. I want it to have a picture of the Dancing Brothers, then say "This user is gonna have a good time tonight." Can someone help me? -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 20:36, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== The Late One ==
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Meep meep meedle-mee meep! (Congratulations!)]]
I know this is late, but I'm awarding a The Cheat-Bot to all winners of my Latin quote contest. So, here's yours! Keep on tranglin', {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:07, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

== :( ==
Why don't you come on here anymore? I miss your coolness and nintendo loving—ness. I think. Anyway, may you have good foryune wherever you go. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:40, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
:Wow. Thanks. No, I was just taking a short vacation, searching the net for other places. I'm back now. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:16, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

==Do you have psychic powers??==

I saw in the edit history of your userpage that you added the "Banned for Life" list, with me/Yeltensic on it (referring to me/Yeltensic as "the guestbook vandal") before I/Yeltensic was ever banned for guestbook-related vandalism. How did you know? {{User:Granola/sig}} 09:45, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:That was actually supposed to be a joke. I called your "save the guestbooks" tag as vandalism because I believed it was unnecessary and annoying. Sorry, I'm not psychic. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:15, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Marth 99

2006-03-05T18:15:23Z

Marth 99: /* Do you have psychic powers?? */ nope

== Signing help ==

Even if you don't have a [[Help:Signature|signature]] yet, you can still sign your posts. Putting four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) does this: {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC). Putting three tildes does this: {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}. Putting five tildes puts just the timestamp, like this: 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC). Hope this helps! {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Cool ==

No worries; just wanted to be sure. I figured it wasn't a vandal, since they usually write things like, "I'm an idiot" or worse instead of writing anything that looks like what a real user would put on their user page. Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:03, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

==Reverts==

I would like to help out the site. Can you tell me how a revert works? [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]
:Sure I can! When a page has been trolled or had a bad edit made, the simplest way to change it back is to revert it. Each page has a history of every edit made to it, see. Up at the top, you'll notice a little tab marked "history" (it's the fourth from the left, usually). Click on that and it'll bring up a page of all the edits made to that page, most recent ones on the top. Find the version you want to change it back to and click the date for that version. This will bring that version up in the window for editing. Just type "reverted" or "rv" (or "rv/v" for vandalism) ito the edit summary box beneath it and hit "save page". And that will correct the whole page! I hope that helps. If not, check out the [[Help:Contents|Help pages]] for more information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::And for specific help with vandalism, look at [[Help:Vandalism|this]] page. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:24, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== Cool ==
:Heh, your user page struck me as particulary funny. (In a good way). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:47, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
::What do you consider to be funny in this page? The only thing I can think of is that "email" to SB. Please respond. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 20:08, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Hm... let me re-phrase that. Interesting. And entertaining. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:58, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
==CHALLENGE!!!!!==
How many different pages do I make reference to in my page (not talk page)? Submit answer here. (Links do not count.) -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 21:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Note: I am logging out for the day. Would all contestants please post their answers here. First one to get the right answer wins. Okay bye. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 21:46, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:I've found five (maybe six) so far... Not counting quotes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I count six. For real. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:50, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

I counted 9 references, though I'm unsure on one or two of them. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:59, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

(PS: Thanks for adding me to your list of cool people. :) I don't know what I did to get there, but... thanks! {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:59, 12 January 2006 (UTC))

Sigh. Still no one has won yet. Oh well. This is Marth 99, signing off. (hint, look at the first three lines)

:Aha, I missed that part - typically assume the TOC is the first thing on the page. That makes 12 references, then. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 04:05, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Congraturations to KeiferSkunk for finding 12 references, although I only had eleven. They are:
:Greetings. One and everyone (Homestar's character page)
:its almost done (Homestar's Website
:last section to come (Stinkoman K)
:First Time Here (self-explanatory)
:Things I'll Probably Do (autobiography)
:all my dreams come TRUUUUE (part-time job)
:maybe because I like cool people (Cool Things)
:here it go (Pumpkin Carve-nival)
:Pure Genius (bedtime story)
:before they asplode (Strong Bad Zone)
:everybody wants it, everybody needs it (theme park)
I suppose that "banned for all eternity" could be a reference (3 Times Halloween Funjob), so once again, congraturations. Stay tuned for when I issue another CHALLENGE!!!!! -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 19:28, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

::Wow, I actually counted a whole bunch of DIFFERENT references than the ones above. Some of yours I got, but I apparently inferred references in some other parts of your User Page. I'll list those when I have time. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 19:32, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== HEY ==
What do you have against me???????? Before I saw your cool people I was gonna put YOU on MY cool people list.{{User:The thing/sig}} 21:48, 11 January 2006 (UTC)
:Look. I really don't think you have what it thinks to join my cool people page. There are 2 problems:
#. You bug people to make guest books.
#. You troll pages for seemingly no reason.
:But I guess I shouldn't be to hard on you. You will be removed from the BANNED list, but you will still not be placed on the list. Only when you prove yourself worthy you may join the list. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 00:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::OK
:::You have proven yourself worthy. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:09, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hey there, Marth... ==

Hey, I just saw that I'm on your cool people list! That's great! But I wanted to let you know about a couple problems in your description of me. First, contrary to popular belief, I'm American, not German. I just speak German. I've lived in the USA (California and Oregon) my whole life. Secondly, I was wondering if you might reword the part about me being a "protector of trolling", because it makes it sound like I protect trolls, not that I protect the Wiki from them. But thanks again for including me on the list in the first place. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:04, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks for the information; my page has been updated now. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 02:09, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

== Rap ==

I give up! Good rap though. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 15:38, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
:Apparently you've never seen the show before. Its the second item on my non-Homestar related list. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 15:42, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Thought so. ==

Yeah, I knew you were talking about Marth from Fire Emblem. The thing is, I also first heard about him through SSBM.

== great new sig ==
i like purple better than blue....{{User:Seriously/sig}} 23:57, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
:orange is pretty cool too. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:59, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
::yeah, the next time you remake the sig you should make it orange and green. that would be awesome. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 00:08, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

== Guestbook ==

Everyone's came to a decision... no more guestbooks. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 00:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, that's just the way it goes. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 01:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:Yea now mine is gone. {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:43, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hm... ==
So, why do ''certain people'' want you to not be on this website? I have to wonder....{{User:Seriously/sig}}

:Also, sorry for putting a vote for you on that STUFF page. I thought something was wrong with you sig, because what you typed originally didn't actually show up. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 17:33, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::Here's my story: A long time ago, a child (me) discovered Homestar Runner. As he got older, CERTAIN PEOPLE told him that he shouldn't go on anymore, because he had outgrew it. When he discovered the wiki, he had to make sure that this stayed secret as well. Don't tell CERTAIN PEOPLE that I told you this. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:39, 4 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. Apology accepted. I had voted on another topic which appeared normally.

:::Ahhhhhhhhh....... So, I was just being a retard? That's perfectly normal, so whatever. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 19:43, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Wait, you mean these CERTAIN PEOPLE think Homestar Runner is intended [[for kids]]? Like, for the littlest, tiniest babies? And that it's one of those crappy kids cartoons on public television? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Is it because they think, "This is a cartoon therefore it's for kids"? Well in that case, The Simpsons is a cartoon, is that ''just'' for kids? EVERYONE can enjoy Homestar Runner, no matter what age they are. Have they even ''visited'' the site? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:32, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::wOOT. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 20:09, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== 12/28? ==
I can answer your date question. I checked the user creation log just to see if I was still there once. Sure enough, I was there, under the date of 12/30/2005. I scrolled up a bit, and lo and behold, you had become a user exactly ''one day'' after me. So, I hope that answers your question. Keep up the great work! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:49, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== math ==
yes, i also like the study of the fundamental properties. emphasis on fun. {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:51, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

== While you were out... ==
Just thought that you might like to know. On 2/9, around 5:00 PM Eastern time, a vandal showed up (eventually blocked by Firebird). Several of us reverted the vandalism and all is well now. Just thought that you might like to know. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:32, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

To answer what you posted on my talk, it was Dr. Who. He attacked originally just the H*R themed pages, but went after the reverting users. I got hit twice (3 more times today), KieferSkunk twice, DorianGray at least once (I think), and ACupofCoffee at least once.
He would change pages to say:

"Greetings from Dr. Who!! Wish you was here!!! If you ban me, I'll just go vandalize someone else's wiki! Have you got one? You could be next!!!"

Yeah, that type of troll. Talk atcha later, {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:39, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

== Babel/Userbox help ==

I want to add a new heading to my Babel/Userbox that doesn't exist yet. I want it to have a picture of the Dancing Brothers, then say "This user is gonna have a good time tonight." Can someone help me? -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 20:36, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== The Late One ==
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Meep meep meedle-mee meep! (Congratulations!)]]
I know this is late, but I'm awarding a The Cheat-Bot to all winners of my Latin quote contest. So, here's yours! Keep on tranglin', {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:07, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

== :( ==
Why don't you come on here anymore? I miss your coolness and nintendo loving—ness. I think. Anyway, may you have good foryune wherever you go. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:40, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

==Do you have psychic powers??==

I saw in the edit history of your userpage that you added the "Banned for Life" list, with me/Yeltensic on it (referring to me/Yeltensic as "the guestbook vandal") before I/Yeltensic was ever banned for guestbook-related vandalism. How did you know? {{User:Granola/sig}} 09:45, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:That was actually supposed to be a joke. I called your "save the guestbooks" tag as vandalism because I believed it was unnecessary and annoying. Sorry, I'm not psychic. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:15, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Visor Robot

2006-02-25T20:27:27Z

Marth 99: /* Stlunko's ancestor? */ reply to 3 guys

The Visor Robot's name is Robbot Darren, or at least there is a robot named Robot Darren who zaps you if you try to fight him in [[Hallrunner]], complete with the "VOIP!"

== Sketchbook, 2005-04-29 ==

this week's sketch book identifies this as the "fhqwhgads robot"; should we relabel to match?<BR>
[[User:MetaStar|MetaStar]] 15:09, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* In this case, I'm leaning towards no - because the robot predates any connection to Fhqwhgads. (see [[Homestarloween Party]]) --[[User:Jay|<span style = "color: #9090FF">''Jay''</span>]] [[User talk:Jay|<span style = "color: #006030"><small>(Talk)</small></span>]] 15:13, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

::I agree with Jay. We have to remember that we take the naming of minor characters a bit more seriously than perhaps The Brothers Chaps do, since we need to put them into articles where consistency matters. I'd imagine they were probably just thinking something like, "Hey, it's that robot we used in the fhqwhgads song!" or something.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]]

:::So where does the name "Visor Robot" come from anyway? I mean, I know it has a visor, but by that logic it might as well be "Laser Robot" or something... <small><tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|<span style="color:#8B0000;">Aurora the Homestar Coder</span>]]</tt></small> 19:41, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

::::This discussion is a lot like the one on [[Talk:Arrow'd Guy]], where TBC called a character by a specific name in an obscure reference, and we responded by changing what we call the character here on the wiki. I supported calling Arrow'd Guy by that name because (1) I think it's likely TBC actually call him that, (2) the new name is less cumbersome than the old one, and (3) to me, "Arrow'd Guy" better describes what the character does than the arbitrary "The Man with the Huge Mouth."<div style="text-indent:2em">In the case of the robot, however, I wouldn't be surprised if TBC ''don't'' call him that on a regular basis. Without more to go on, and because "Visor Robot" is just as concise as "Fhqwhgads Robot" (and because remembering how to spell "fhqwhgads" is a pain in the you-know-where), I don't support changing what we call him at this time. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:57, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)</div>

I know this is "waking a dead subject" or whatever Joshua called it, but I think we ''should'' relabel this article Fhqwhgads Robot because that name is more official than Visor Robot, and that name doesn't really explain the character at all, whereas with Arrow'd Guy that name just makes sense, and "The Man with the Huge Mouth" would be too much rigamarole for any of us. And with "fhqwhgads" being hard to type, it's not hard for me at all, and we'd only need to use his name a couple of times, because chances are we won't be editing anything related to him for a while, anyway. Oh, and sorry for ranting. I just can't make a point in few words, ever. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
: I still say you shouldn't have: [[Homestarloween Party]] predates [[i love you]]. And you got no consensus before changing it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:39, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::Fine, change it back to the completely innacurate name (not that you haven't already), and keep using the most unofficial names as possible. I'm gonna talk to The Chaps about this, or would that even make a difference? Since it looks like the goal here is to use the most innacurate name possible, then that'd just be proof that he ''is'' the Fhqwhgads Robot! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:::So, he was Fhqwhgads Robot, before Fhqwhgads existed? TBC just made a mistake... They didn't call him Fhqwhgads Robot when they made him. Do we call Strong Bad Wrestleman (as his real name), just because he's had that name in the sketchbook? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:33, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Well, which is more official? The name they called him "by mistake" or some name some guy made up? And here's another question —

::::<font size="3">'''Where on the site is he called the Visor Robot?'''</font>

::::Just wondering. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:::::''Edit conflict.'' So they may have retroactively named it. There's nothing to say they can't. The last part of your argument is flawed, Bluebry, because Strong Bad has already been officially named as 'Strong Bad', and a nickname in the sketchbook isn't going to change that. But for something that has not previously been officially named like the Visor Robot, a name in the sketchbook is the closest we can come to official. I vote for page move. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::I agree with Darth Katana and BazookaJoe, I think it should be Fhqwhgads robot. When TBC picked the sketches to use in the Weekly Sketchbook, they had to ask themselves, "What is the offical name for this guy going to be?" If the used the name "Fhqwhgads Robot" in the Sketchbook, then it is more than likely the name TBC call him all the time. If a name is given anywhere on the site, that is the name we have to use, whether we like it or not. We don't just say, "Hey, Pom-Pom is a weird name, so I'ma call him Josh from now on." I think that if we want this Wiki to be as accurate as possible, we use the name TBC use and not a name some fan made up. P.S. When the creator makes a mistake and they don't correct it, it is called canon. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:45, 18 February 2006 (UTC) P.P.S. Edit conficts suck.

::::::I unfortunatly, have to agree. I still don't want him called Fhqwhgads Robot (yes, that means I'm still for Visor Robot), but that's a hgard thing to battle. Lemme think... well... it '''''is''''' his official name... can we just name him both? Fhqwhgads/Visor Robot? I dunno... {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:48, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::::I'm in agreement with the move, but don't forget that we should give Jay, Dot com and Tom time to respond to this, since they opposed it in the past. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:53, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah. Give 'em time. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::::::It's safe to assume that Jay and It's dot com aren't with us on changing this article's name to "Fhqwhgads Robot." I wonder what Tom thinks of this whole thing? I also totally agree with BazookaJoe and Has Matt?, especially on the part about "Josh." {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

::::::::::The concensus (or whatever) is 6 to 3, Fhqwhgads winning. Tom wouldn't help it be changed or stayed either way. might as well change it (I'm still for Visor Robot, just so you don't say I ever wasn't) {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:03, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Sorry. It's more like 8 to 3. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:08, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

:You might want to hold off on the page move. That's jumping the gun. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:17, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

::Spoke too late. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:18, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

It's not that I like the name "Visor Robot" - it's that I ''don't'' like the name "Fhqwhgads Robot" for a character that predates fhqwhgads. That said, at least wait for a consensus before changing it (it was changed without consensus before.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:40, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
:I agree with Jay (although I ''do'' like the name "Visor Robot"). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Whatever, Jay, but you're not answering my question. Once again —

::<font size="4">'''Where on the site is he called the Visor Robot?'''</font>

::Answer that! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

::: My answer is this: <font size="4">'''It's not that I like the name "Visor Robot" - it's that I ''don't'' like the name "Fhqwhgads Robot" for a character that predates fhqwhgads.'''</font> If we could find another name (er, Valerie doesn't count) that could satisfy everyone and would still fit with all of his appearances, heck, go for it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Also, Darth, please don't get so combatative! It's really not necessary. I'm sure Jay knows that he is ''never'' called the Visor Robot on the site. But he objects to the name Fhqwhgads robot for a a character that existed prior to the name Fhqwhgads. And I respect his opinion in that respect, ''even though I disagree with it''. I'm with you; I believe if the name Fhqwhgads Robot was good enough for TBC to use on the site, it's good enough for this wiki. But please, let's keep this discussion friendly. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:53, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::: This is similar to the [[Arrow'd Guy]] argument; "Arrow'd" doesn't apply to every single one of the character's appearances. That said, I'll concede one thing about Mr. Arrow'd: at least his name fits his first appearance. I can't even give that one to the Robot. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:03, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::What about "Laser Robot"? "Oh, and then the robot came and he started vaporising everybody with his laser sound!" He also has a laser effect in the Fhqwhgads song, and VOiPs off So-and-So's head with a laser (rendering her burnt, or dead). I think lasers might fit... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I admit that I like that one better than "Visor". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 09:05, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I also concur. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:10, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::That's better than "Visor Robot," but not worth going through the rigamarole of changing the name just for that. Look, whether he was around before Fhqwhgads or not, that's what The Brothers Chaps called him and that's more than likely his name - unless it's Robot Darren. I asked The Chaps about it, but I haven't got any replies. So far they've been ignoring me, they probably saw me on the Wiki and I did something they didn't like and now they despise me or something. That's how my life goes and whatever.

:::::::::All right, so sorry for getting mad about this. But finding all my edits changed back to a one hundred percent inaccurate name really cheesed me off, plus I'm frustrated and stressed all the time no matter what. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:::::::::: Sorry for upsetting you, but there really was no consensus to change it at the time that you did - the only discussions on the topic were months old and mostly concluded with the agreement to leave them alone, at least for the time being. The consensus may be swinging the other way, but that only happened after you made the change. And, knowing TBC, why do I have a feeling that this week's Weeklies may address this subject? :p --{{User:Jay/sig}} 09:42, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Sugg change name to "Robot" and have "fhqwhgads robot" be directed. It has never been referred to as "Visor Robot" and it's second and probably most prominent appearence was in "Everybody To The Limit". Thoughts? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:40, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
: I like it with but one flaw: [[The Robot]]. Having this separate from "Robot" (they ''are'' different characters) would be confusing in some ways. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 09:42, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::'''NEW INFO''' I see now that "The Robot" is taken. As it's most well known from "ETTL" and it's described in Sketch as the "fhqwhgads Robot" perhaps that's what name it really has. As for the argument that the 1st appearance of the robot is before fhqwhgads was conceived, leave it as a back-naming, the robot had no name until "ETTL". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:44, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Jay, I probably shouldn't have, but then again, we probably wouldn't be discussing this if I didn't. Anyway, if someone The Chaps would probably have more respect for (like Jay or It's dot com) would e-mail them and ask them, that'd end all arguements, right? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
::::Heh, if only it were that easy. But it's not very likely they'd respond to ''anyone's'' email, not even Tom's, and Tom has met them. We're probably going to have to solve this one on our own. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:04, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Just a comment: Didn't we get [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s name from the back of [[Everybody Everybody Poster]]? How does the robot called there? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
:No, not on the back of the poster; on the Store's caption for it. No reference to this robot there. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:14, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Until the Brothers Chaps tell us his real name and settles it for us once and for all, let's stick with Visor Robot. It has a good ring to it and it's is easier to spell than Fhqwhgads Robot. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:35, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

==A Possible Solution==

I like the idea of simply naming it "The Robot". There are two choices there, either moving "The Robot" to "The Robot (storybook)" first, or merging the two articles. Since they haven't really been used together (The original robot pretty much having been replaced by the visor robot), I think merging the two characters into one page would be the most obvious choice. And who's to say they're ''not'' supposed to be the same character? The Robot may have gone through it's fair share of evolution, like everybody else. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:44, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

:That's a ''grood'' idea. And we could write about similar robots like Robot Darren there, too, and then we could give the Fhqwhgads Robot his own page when we know his name for sure, or if he is Robot Darren or The Robot or whatever. Hmm, it'd be funny if we found out the robot is a she, too. He/she ''is'' called Vallerie sometimes, maybe it's kind of like in ''Eragon'' with the dragon and everything. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:: I concur. Not last place. Ding! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:38, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Now that's talent! Good prize! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::::I also agree. (Might we reach consensus at last?) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::It rocks that we finally came to an agreement. So, who's gonna do the honors of merging them? And how come the freakin' "Watch this page" option does nothing? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

::::::Not too hasty, Darth, let's give a little more time for people to weigh in. That's the way we like to do things around here. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::"Watch this page" simply makes it appear in your watchlist (look at the very top right corner of the page) when it's edited. And it boldfaces it on the "Recent changes" page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:08, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Ah, thanks, man. Anyway, I think we can just close the whole thing up and merge them now. No need for a continuation. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

Disagree on merge, agree on rename to "The Robot" and "The Robot" to "The Robot (Storybook)". {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 02:13, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

:Not last place? Good prize? Woohoo! {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:32, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

::Having "The Robot" and "The Robot (Storybook) is a bad idea. Can we just merge 'em? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:::Well, they're two different things. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 03:03, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Not a robot? ==

Is it necessary to state that the "not a robot" disclaimer in [[Senor Mortgage]] means anything? I just assumed it was a play on the "not an actor" actors in such commercials... --[[User:Jay|<span style = "color: #9090FF">''Jay''</span>]] [[User talk:Jay|<span style = "color: #006030"><small>(Talk)</small></span>]] 02:18, 9 May 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think it does. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 13:55, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:: I do, and anyway, this discussion is outdated because what I was talking about ''nine months ago'' has since been removed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:40, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== How? ==
How do we know his name's Visor Robot? He's never been called that by any of the characters...[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

:We don't. See discussion above re: Fhqwhgads Robot. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 14:04, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::How do we know his name's Fhqwhgads Robot? How 'bout just "robot"? Or something like that... {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 13:45, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::Well, he's the robot from Fhqwhgads. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 13:48, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::::No, he's the robot from Homestarloween Party. We don't even know if he '''''is''''' the robot from Everybody to the Limit. I say, we change the name. To what, I dunno. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 13:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::The sketchbook calls him the Fhqwhgads Robot, so we should call him that. We can't just call him "robot" because he needs to be distinguishable from [[The Robot]].{{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:58, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::::::How does the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]] calls him? It have a list on the back of it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 14:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::: No, it doesn't. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Voice ==

"His voice seems to be very similiar to that of "Microsoft Sam" for Windows XP"

Are there different versions of MS Sam for XP? I've listened to the one I have and it sounds like they sampled some man's voice and played it back. Visor Robot sounds...well, like a robot. Absolutely nothing like Microsoft Sam. I'm adding this note (as opposed to going straight ahead to remove this line) to see if I'm the only one who's Micorsoft Sam sounds attemptedly human. --Tweek

I can see this page has changed somewhat. Before, it said that his voice seems to be very similar to that of Microsoft Sam for Windows XP. Now, it says that his voice is Mcintosh's Zarvox. His voice in [[Everybody to the Limit]] is Mcintosh's Zarvox. His voice in [[Senor Mortgage]], however, sounds very similar to Microsoft Sam. Should I put that in the article? I remember hearing the one version of MS Sam, and it sounded a lot like the robot in Senor Mortgage. [[User:2Fast2Furious]] 12:55 pm, 8 Feb 2006

== Stlunko's ancestor? ==

I was looking on Wikipedia for Homestar, and came up to this present day/1936/20X6 chart. On it, it says that the Visor Robot is possibly the ancestor of Stlunko. Is this worth noting? I mean, we have the Sticklyman/Poopsmith connection. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Two words, mos def. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:I added this possibility to the page. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:48, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

::Eh, I think this is too far-fetched. I can understand why one would see the connection, but, I mean, the Visor Robot? Why would the make a 20X6 version of such a minor character? I think this is too speculative to be considered true. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 19:12, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree with FireBird. Also, I don't think the resemblance is that strong. Note Stlunko's much bigger head and the fact that he doesn't shoot lasers (which seems to be the Visor Robot's mode of attack). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:17, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Agree with Fireberd and Heimstern. Close, but no cigar. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 19:19, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::There is [[Nebulon|another minor character]] with a 20X6 counterpart. And besides, I'm not saying that it's true, just that its possible. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 20:27, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

User:Marth 99

2006-02-25T18:52:20Z

Marth 99: /* Accomplishments */ visor stlunko

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Current Status==
Wow. I've been gone for a while, haven't I?

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/23/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

*2/25/06: Discussed the possibility of Stlunko being [[Visor Robot]]'s descendant. Has Matt? then put it on the page! Sweet!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

Talk:Visor Robot

2006-02-25T18:21:02Z

Marth 99: Stlunko's ancestor?

The Visor Robot's name is Robbot Darren, or at least there is a robot named Robot Darren who zaps you if you try to fight him in [[Hallrunner]], complete with the "VOIP!"

== Sketchbook, 2005-04-29 ==

this week's sketch book identifies this as the "fhqwhgads robot"; should we relabel to match?<BR>
[[User:MetaStar|MetaStar]] 15:09, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* In this case, I'm leaning towards no - because the robot predates any connection to Fhqwhgads. (see [[Homestarloween Party]]) --[[User:Jay|<span style = "color: #9090FF">''Jay''</span>]] [[User talk:Jay|<span style = "color: #006030"><small>(Talk)</small></span>]] 15:13, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

::I agree with Jay. We have to remember that we take the naming of minor characters a bit more seriously than perhaps The Brothers Chaps do, since we need to put them into articles where consistency matters. I'd imagine they were probably just thinking something like, "Hey, it's that robot we used in the fhqwhgads song!" or something.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]]

:::So where does the name "Visor Robot" come from anyway? I mean, I know it has a visor, but by that logic it might as well be "Laser Robot" or something... <small><tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|<span style="color:#8B0000;">Aurora the Homestar Coder</span>]]</tt></small> 19:41, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

::::This discussion is a lot like the one on [[Talk:Arrow'd Guy]], where TBC called a character by a specific name in an obscure reference, and we responded by changing what we call the character here on the wiki. I supported calling Arrow'd Guy by that name because (1) I think it's likely TBC actually call him that, (2) the new name is less cumbersome than the old one, and (3) to me, "Arrow'd Guy" better describes what the character does than the arbitrary "The Man with the Huge Mouth."<div style="text-indent:2em">In the case of the robot, however, I wouldn't be surprised if TBC ''don't'' call him that on a regular basis. Without more to go on, and because "Visor Robot" is just as concise as "Fhqwhgads Robot" (and because remembering how to spell "fhqwhgads" is a pain in the you-know-where), I don't support changing what we call him at this time. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:57, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)</div>

I know this is "waking a dead subject" or whatever Joshua called it, but I think we ''should'' relabel this article Fhqwhgads Robot because that name is more official than Visor Robot, and that name doesn't really explain the character at all, whereas with Arrow'd Guy that name just makes sense, and "The Man with the Huge Mouth" would be too much rigamarole for any of us. And with "fhqwhgads" being hard to type, it's not hard for me at all, and we'd only need to use his name a couple of times, because chances are we won't be editing anything related to him for a while, anyway. Oh, and sorry for ranting. I just can't make a point in few words, ever. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
: I still say you shouldn't have: [[Homestarloween Party]] predates [[i love you]]. And you got no consensus before changing it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:39, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::Fine, change it back to the completely innacurate name (not that you haven't already), and keep using the most unofficial names as possible. I'm gonna talk to The Chaps about this, or would that even make a difference? Since it looks like the goal here is to use the most innacurate name possible, then that'd just be proof that he ''is'' the Fhqwhgads Robot! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:::So, he was Fhqwhgads Robot, before Fhqwhgads existed? TBC just made a mistake... They didn't call him Fhqwhgads Robot when they made him. Do we call Strong Bad Wrestleman (as his real name), just because he's had that name in the sketchbook? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:33, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Well, which is more official? The name they called him "by mistake" or some name some guy made up? And here's another question —

::::<font size="3">'''Where on the site is he called the Visor Robot?'''</font>

::::Just wondering. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:::::''Edit conflict.'' So they may have retroactively named it. There's nothing to say they can't. The last part of your argument is flawed, Bluebry, because Strong Bad has already been officially named as 'Strong Bad', and a nickname in the sketchbook isn't going to change that. But for something that has not previously been officially named like the Visor Robot, a name in the sketchbook is the closest we can come to official. I vote for page move. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::I agree with Darth Katana and BazookaJoe, I think it should be Fhqwhgads robot. When TBC picked the sketches to use in the Weekly Sketchbook, they had to ask themselves, "What is the offical name for this guy going to be?" If the used the name "Fhqwhgads Robot" in the Sketchbook, then it is more than likely the name TBC call him all the time. If a name is given anywhere on the site, that is the name we have to use, whether we like it or not. We don't just say, "Hey, Pom-Pom is a weird name, so I'ma call him Josh from now on." I think that if we want this Wiki to be as accurate as possible, we use the name TBC use and not a name some fan made up. P.S. When the creator makes a mistake and they don't correct it, it is called canon. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:45, 18 February 2006 (UTC) P.P.S. Edit conficts suck.

::::::I unfortunatly, have to agree. I still don't want him called Fhqwhgads Robot (yes, that means I'm still for Visor Robot), but that's a hgard thing to battle. Lemme think... well... it '''''is''''' his official name... can we just name him both? Fhqwhgads/Visor Robot? I dunno... {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:48, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::::I'm in agreement with the move, but don't forget that we should give Jay, Dot com and Tom time to respond to this, since they opposed it in the past. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:53, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah. Give 'em time. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::::::It's safe to assume that Jay and It's dot com aren't with us on changing this article's name to "Fhqwhgads Robot." I wonder what Tom thinks of this whole thing? I also totally agree with BazookaJoe and Has Matt?, especially on the part about "Josh." {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

::::::::::The concensus (or whatever) is 6 to 3, Fhqwhgads winning. Tom wouldn't help it be changed or stayed either way. might as well change it (I'm still for Visor Robot, just so you don't say I ever wasn't) {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:03, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Sorry. It's more like 8 to 3. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:08, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

:You might want to hold off on the page move. That's jumping the gun. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:17, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

::Spoke too late. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:18, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

It's not that I like the name "Visor Robot" - it's that I ''don't'' like the name "Fhqwhgads Robot" for a character that predates fhqwhgads. That said, at least wait for a consensus before changing it (it was changed without consensus before.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:40, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
:I agree with Jay (although I ''do'' like the name "Visor Robot"). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Whatever, Jay, but you're not answering my question. Once again —

::<font size="4">'''Where on the site is he called the Visor Robot?'''</font>

::Answer that! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

::: My answer is this: <font size="4">'''It's not that I like the name "Visor Robot" - it's that I ''don't'' like the name "Fhqwhgads Robot" for a character that predates fhqwhgads.'''</font> If we could find another name (er, Valerie doesn't count) that could satisfy everyone and would still fit with all of his appearances, heck, go for it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Also, Darth, please don't get so combatative! It's really not necessary. I'm sure Jay knows that he is ''never'' called the Visor Robot on the site. But he objects to the name Fhqwhgads robot for a a character that existed prior to the name Fhqwhgads. And I respect his opinion in that respect, ''even though I disagree with it''. I'm with you; I believe if the name Fhqwhgads Robot was good enough for TBC to use on the site, it's good enough for this wiki. But please, let's keep this discussion friendly. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:53, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::: This is similar to the [[Arrow'd Guy]] argument; "Arrow'd" doesn't apply to every single one of the character's appearances. That said, I'll concede one thing about Mr. Arrow'd: at least his name fits his first appearance. I can't even give that one to the Robot. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:03, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::What about "Laser Robot"? "Oh, and then the robot came and he started vaporising everybody with his laser sound!" He also has a laser effect in the Fhqwhgads song, and VOiPs off So-and-So's head with a laser (rendering her burnt, or dead). I think lasers might fit... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I admit that I like that one better than "Visor". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 09:05, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I also concur. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:10, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::That's better than "Visor Robot," but not worth going through the rigamarole of changing the name just for that. Look, whether he was around before Fhqwhgads or not, that's what The Brothers Chaps called him and that's more than likely his name - unless it's Robot Darren. I asked The Chaps about it, but I haven't got any replies. So far they've been ignoring me, they probably saw me on the Wiki and I did something they didn't like and now they despise me or something. That's how my life goes and whatever.

:::::::::All right, so sorry for getting mad about this. But finding all my edits changed back to a one hundred percent inaccurate name really cheesed me off, plus I'm frustrated and stressed all the time no matter what. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:::::::::: Sorry for upsetting you, but there really was no consensus to change it at the time that you did - the only discussions on the topic were months old and mostly concluded with the agreement to leave them alone, at least for the time being. The consensus may be swinging the other way, but that only happened after you made the change. And, knowing TBC, why do I have a feeling that this week's Weeklies may address this subject? :p --{{User:Jay/sig}} 09:42, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Sugg change name to "Robot" and have "fhqwhgads robot" be directed. It has never been referred to as "Visor Robot" and it's second and probably most prominent appearence was in "Everybody To The Limit". Thoughts? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:40, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
: I like it with but one flaw: [[The Robot]]. Having this separate from "Robot" (they ''are'' different characters) would be confusing in some ways. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 09:42, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
::'''NEW INFO''' I see now that "The Robot" is taken. As it's most well known from "ETTL" and it's described in Sketch as the "fhqwhgads Robot" perhaps that's what name it really has. As for the argument that the 1st appearance of the robot is before fhqwhgads was conceived, leave it as a back-naming, the robot had no name until "ETTL". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:44, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Jay, I probably shouldn't have, but then again, we probably wouldn't be discussing this if I didn't. Anyway, if someone The Chaps would probably have more respect for (like Jay or It's dot com) would e-mail them and ask them, that'd end all arguements, right? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
::::Heh, if only it were that easy. But it's not very likely they'd respond to ''anyone's'' email, not even Tom's, and Tom has met them. We're probably going to have to solve this one on our own. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:04, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Just a comment: Didn't we get [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s name from the back of [[Everybody Everybody Poster]]? How does the robot called there? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
:No, not on the back of the poster; on the Store's caption for it. No reference to this robot there. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:14, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

==A Possible Solution==

I like the idea of simply naming it "The Robot". There are two choices there, either moving "The Robot" to "The Robot (storybook)" first, or merging the two articles. Since they haven't really been used together (The original robot pretty much having been replaced by the visor robot), I think merging the two characters into one page would be the most obvious choice. And who's to say they're ''not'' supposed to be the same character? The Robot may have gone through it's fair share of evolution, like everybody else. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:44, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

:That's a ''grood'' idea. And we could write about similar robots like Robot Darren there, too, and then we could give the Fhqwhgads Robot his own page when we know his name for sure, or if he is Robot Darren or The Robot or whatever. Hmm, it'd be funny if we found out the robot is a she, too. He/she ''is'' called Vallerie sometimes, maybe it's kind of like in ''Eragon'' with the dragon and everything. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:: I concur. Not last place. Ding! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:38, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Now that's talent! Good prize! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::::I also agree. (Might we reach consensus at last?) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::It rocks that we finally came to an agreement. So, who's gonna do the honors of merging them? And how come the freakin' "Watch this page" option does nothing? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

::::::Not too hasty, Darth, let's give a little more time for people to weigh in. That's the way we like to do things around here. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::"Watch this page" simply makes it appear in your watchlist (look at the very top right corner of the page) when it's edited. And it boldfaces it on the "Recent changes" page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:08, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Ah, thanks, man. Anyway, I think we can just close the whole thing up and merge them now. No need for a continuation. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

Disagree on merge, agree on rename to "The Robot" and "The Robot" to "The Robot (Storybook)". {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 02:13, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

:Not last place? Good prize? Woohoo! {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:32, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

::Having "The Robot" and "The Robot (Storybook) is a bad idea. Can we just merge 'em? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:::Well, they're two different things. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 03:03, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Not a robot? ==

Is it necessary to state that the "not a robot" disclaimer in [[Senor Mortgage]] means anything? I just assumed it was a play on the "not an actor" actors in such commercials... --[[User:Jay|<span style = "color: #9090FF">''Jay''</span>]] [[User talk:Jay|<span style = "color: #006030"><small>(Talk)</small></span>]] 02:18, 9 May 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think it does. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 13:55, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:: I do, and anyway, this discussion is outdated because what I was talking about ''nine months ago'' has since been removed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:40, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== How? ==
How do we know his name's Visor Robot? He's never been called that by any of the characters...[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

:We don't. See discussion above re: Fhqwhgads Robot. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 14:04, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::How do we know his name's Fhqwhgads Robot? How 'bout just "robot"? Or something like that... {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 13:45, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::Well, he's the robot from Fhqwhgads. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 13:48, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::::No, he's the robot from Homestarloween Party. We don't even know if he '''''is''''' the robot from Everybody to the Limit. I say, we change the name. To what, I dunno. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 13:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::The sketchbook calls him the Fhqwhgads Robot, so we should call him that. We can't just call him "robot" because he needs to be distinguishable from [[The Robot]].{{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:58, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

::::::How does the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]] calls him? It have a list on the back of it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 14:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
::::::: No, it doesn't. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Voice ==

"His voice seems to be very similiar to that of "Microsoft Sam" for Windows XP"

Are there different versions of MS Sam for XP? I've listened to the one I have and it sounds like they sampled some man's voice and played it back. Visor Robot sounds...well, like a robot. Absolutely nothing like Microsoft Sam. I'm adding this note (as opposed to going straight ahead to remove this line) to see if I'm the only one who's Micorsoft Sam sounds attemptedly human. --Tweek

I can see this page has changed somewhat. Before, it said that his voice seems to be very similar to that of Microsoft Sam for Windows XP. Now, it says that his voice is Mcintosh's Zarvox. His voice in [[Everybody to the Limit]] is Mcintosh's Zarvox. His voice in [[Senor Mortgage]], however, sounds very similar to Microsoft Sam. Should I put that in the article? I remember hearing the one version of MS Sam, and it sounded a lot like the robot in Senor Mortgage. [[User:2Fast2Furious]] 12:55 pm, 8 Feb 2006

== Stlunko's ancestor? ==

I was looking on Wikipedia for Homestar, and came up to this present day/1936/20X6 chart. On it, it says that the Visor Robot is possibly the ancestor of Stlunko. Is this worth noting? I mean, we have the Sticklyman/Poopsmith connection. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

User talk:LePorello

2006-02-25T17:56:15Z

Marth 99: cheat-bot thanx

Haldo!

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Sincerely,<br/>
{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} and the entire HRWiki welcoming committee. Happy wikiing!

==Help ==

Hey there, LePorello. Welcome to our Wiki! I saw on your user page that you needed help making a signature. Go to [[Help:Signature|this page]] to find out about all that stuff. Oh, and about pictures. Basically, all you have to do to put pictures on your page is to go to any page on the Wiki with a picture, click the edit tab, and copy and paste the image code onto your page. The image code should look something like this:

<nowiki>[[ThisIsACoolPicture.PNG|thumb|This is a cool caption.]]</nowiki>

Some will look different, though. I'm not really that good at explaining it. Ask anyone else at this Wiki for more help if you need it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's for images that are already on the wiki. If you want to add a couple of your own (and by the way, that's all that's allowed, two), see [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?]]. And hey, welcome to the double-threat wonder of Homestarrunner and this wiki! (I was a little disappointed to read your user page; I thought at first you might be a Mozart opera enthusiast; but props anyhow to anyone who uses the word "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:04, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
:By the way, I don't know if someone's mentioned this already, but one of the handiest editting tricks is that—if you're logged in—you can simply put three tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) at the end of your comment on any talk page to leave your signature (it creates the same code you just used above). A fourth tilde will add the time and date (as I'm about to use), and a fifth will give ''just'' the time and date. And in general, it's nice to edit logged-in as yourself whenever possible, just so you're recognized. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:12, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you! <small> (By the way, I don't use "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) </small> [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 17:28, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Just Stoppin' By! ==

Sup man? Just noticed that you were kind of new, so, I know you've already been formally welcomed, but I just wanted to stop in and say hi! Happy wiki...ing... (oh, and check out your guestbook) {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:33, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Bolding/Italicizing ==

Instead of using <nowiki><b> and <i> tags </nowiki>, you can also just use apostraphies. doing <nowiki>'''''THIS'''''</nowiki> will come out as '''''THIS''''', the same thing as the b and i tags. You can also change the number of apostraphies on each side to change the emphasis.

''TWO''

'''THREE'''

'''''FIVE'''''

Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Sig==

First of all, click on the button on the top of your screen that says "preferences". It's between "my talk" and "my watchlist" links. Then where it says "Nickname", type this in: <nowiki>{{User:LePorello/Sig}}</nowiki> and make sure that the little box underneath it, about "raw signatures" is ''checked''. Make sure you press "save preferences" when you're done all that, then let me know when that's done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Go [[User:LePorello/sig|here]]. Whatever you make that page will show up as your signature. Let us know on the talk page there what you want your signature to be, and we'll help the best we can. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:40, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Quiz ==

I found your easter eggs. From top to bottom: the i, the !, the ', the 3, the other ', the ?, and the other i. Yay!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Congraturation! BTW, did you notice that the last "i" linked to you? [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:17, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:I made a minor fix on two of your easter eggs, to make them a bit harder to find. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

What minor fixes? I couldn't find the fixes (though the easter eggs were all still there). [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:It's kinda hard to explain. I did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ALePorello&diff=226329&oldid=226327 this]. Basically I just made the underlines in the links solid by moving around the spaces a bit, to make the easter eggs a bit harder to see. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for the sig! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:40, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I actually did noticethat the i linked to me. That was slightly more than minorly awesome.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Update: There is now one more easter egg. Mu-hu-ha-ha. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I found it (it's a .)--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:15, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Stress Level ==

Can anyone find me a picture of the stress level indicator (the thermometer-like tube) with nothing in it? You know, just the tube and labels? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:06, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think we have one of that. It only goes from "just fine" to "I quit/I need a vacation."{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 20:59, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

It actually goes up to "Run for cover." I don't think I've seen one up that high, though...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:16, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

KUL. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

no, the thing has run for cover. but, how the heck do you even put images on a page? i don't get it. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Quiz ==

That's a pretty cool quiz you got there! It's a lot harder than [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s. I got 7 out of 10. By the way, did you actually count the number of clouds in level 6.1, or was it already on the page? Man, that question was hard! Well, anyway, see ya. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}22:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I, believe it or not, counted the clouds in 6.1 (don't ask why). Hope I get more responses! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:18, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooh! I like it! 9/10. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== STUFF vote ==

Hey there: I just noticed that you've voted on the "Salad as a rock" item in STUFF to accept both the revision and the original. Therefore, I thought I'd let you know that you can actually only vote to accept one revision or the original (but you can vote to decline any number versions). You'll want to remove one of your votes or someone will do it for you (at least by the time this item closes). Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

Done. Happy '06! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 05:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==Foxtrot Referance, or am I just a rambling weirdo?==
:About your comment on [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]'s guestbook; did you get that from the comic strip [http://www.foxtrot.com foxtrot]? Or... am I just stupid and thats a popular sentance? Personally, I think Foxtrot is the greatest comic strip of all time next to Calvin And Hobbes. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

I did and I agree completely. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
:Woah! It's not often that you find a foxtrot fan. Most people just say "Foxtrot who?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:55, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
== Latin ==

Please don't dig up the grave. :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:52, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

:Oh, now I understand. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:54, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You got it! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:55, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

So, I couldn't find the second word. But based on the first I'm guessing it's "I doubt it. I drove." {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. "Pellere" means "to drive" in Latin. You ARE awexome. (And I mean awexome!)
{{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Seriously. Homsar ''is'' the pride of the peaches. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:32, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

As the quote says. Correct!{{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:08, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

Number 4: It's Homestar's quote from Potion-ma-jig: "Thanks. You win!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

It is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:10, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

"I'm a new man!" Coach Z, [[other days]] Did I get it? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:55, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

In the quickest time yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 19:56, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

"Dear oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad." From [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:37, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Finally! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's a guess for the new one: "Where's the ghost?" from [[That A Ghost]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:34, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

And it is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

OK, I ''think'' this one is correct, here goes: "I'm doomed." -Strong Sad, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpakin Carve-nival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}

Nope. Good guess though. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

SS isn't doomed. He's evil. [[different town]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner, we have a winner! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This has gotta be a record. I too, am so glad The Cheat is not dead. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. You are tied for first with Has Matt? now. Now just cry out BOO-YAH! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

How about this one, LePorello: I'm forever your girl? Maybe? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 23:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

"Now this is the thrill of a lifetime!" - [[Happy T]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Has Matt? got it. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

How do you figure these quotes out? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 01:22, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm having lots of trouble with the current Latin quote (like everyone else, apparently). All I'm coming up with is "And none of them lived" from Homestarloween Party. But that's probably not it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Is it "Don't touch that dial!!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:34, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Not yet. Hint: Think of what "accommodant" could mean. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:12, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

== chat channel ==
:The chat channel is an IRC Chat Channel... like a chatroom for wiki users. (I don't know too much about it; don't use it very often). On that bar at the left of the screen, below the words "external links" and below the link to fanstuff, there's a link to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Gotcha. Good luck! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::That said, bye LePorello, and may you always love Foxtrot! (I know I will...). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== How to bring on? I haven't a clue. ==

How in teh world do u bring pictures onto the wiki from other places? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:22, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ya ya, Bubsty is everyones friend on the wiki(like me), but he isn't a freaken hero! I mean, Bubsty has done many great things. He is just quiting the hr wiki for a long period of time! It's not the end of homestar runner! So don't worry. You just have to wait. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} January 14, 2006

:To answer your question about pictures, have the thing you want on your screen. Press "print screen" (at the top right of the keyboard). Then, go to something like MS Paint and right click and click "paste". Crop it to what you'd want to upload to the wiki and save it. Then, go to the wiki. On the left, click "upload file". Make sure there isn't a picture with the same name by clicking "list of uploaded images" and searcning. Type something for a name that isn't taken under "destination filename", hit "browse", and go to where you saved it to, and click it. Give the picture a summary, then hit "upload file", then it's there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

It won't let me bring the picture on. It's the picture of the word "Homestar" on Main Page 4 (on Homestar's shirt). I want to add it to [[Fonts]] as the font "Brush Script MT" (I checked, it is that font). If someone could add it for me, that would be very helpful. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:32, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Eggs ==

Can YOU find all of the eggs? [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 22:12, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

:Did YOU? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

::On my user page. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 23:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool People==
I don't know if you know already, but you have obtained status in my cool people list. Congratulations! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:50, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
:P.S. Do you like my new sig?

Yes to both! Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==Totally Awexome==
Thanks for putting me on your list of Totally Awexome People. I found my name under "Marzipan". -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 15:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I picked 10 especially cool users, found a quote which could take 10 users, and alphabetized the usernames. So, you're welcome! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== While I was out... ==

What kind of vandal was he? Did he use any expletives or did he simply blank pages? Did he attack user pages or just the Homestar pages? Please let me know. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. I can't believe I missed it! I would have helped you guys.

== Thanks ==

Thank you for the petunias! I like to talk with them in my mustard cage. AaAaAaAa!

- [[Homsar]]

He's just saying thakns for participating in my poll. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==Order in the court!==
Dude, there are actually three committees you can join. There's also the validation committee. You might want to change your welcome message a bit. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 13:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== Spanish Quote Thingmabob! ==

[[Image:nibbles.PNG|thumb|Congrats LePorello(x2)!]]--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

== Flood ==

LePorello, <s>this is Thunderbird's project. You might want to ask him if you can do it first. And if you do,</s> please do not do it one section at a time. It just creates a flood in Recent Changes. It would be best to do it all at once, or at least in large chunks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:25, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:30, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks, bud. :) —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:32, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::Well since you're working on it now I'll just wait it out, let me know when you're done so I can finish up with a few minor tweaks. And as long as you're going along with Sketchbook and Weekly Fanstuff, could you do Quote of the Week at the same time? You do it the exact same way, just create the link INSIDE of the quotation marks. Thanks. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:58, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:::He's not working on it right now, according to this edit: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=H%2AR.com_updates_2005&diff=prev&oldid=262606] —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:01, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Oh great, I didn't notice that. Okay, I'm on it. NOBODY DO ANYTHING TO THE ARTICLE! (I'll stick an in progress template on there too, just in case) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:02, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== An award! ==

[[Image:Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG|thumb|Congrembolations, LePorello!]]

I hereby present you with the Old Timey Bandit Award for being the first to identify Fhqwhgads from his/her(?) full name. Good work, LePorello!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 23:53, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hey Cool ==

Yeah, that would be cool. Could you do that? Contact Nick (Nckinfn04) when your done. Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}} 00:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Help? ==
I understand you were requesting my help with uploading. Describe to me the difficulties thou art having. {{User:Salty/sig}} 16:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Sorry, I'm leaving for the weekend, so I won't be able to help you (until Monday at least). {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:19, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe the problem is that there's already an image with the same name as the one you are trying to upload. Did you check? {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:57, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Awesome!! ==

Dude, that's awesome. You should like do that for a living or something... Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}}

== Fark sightings ==

I'm a longtime member of Fark, and I can tell you that aside from myths and legends, which didn't make the front page since 500 The Cheats did, just about every sbemail in recent history is there. Look through all the Mondays when they were released in the archive. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:07, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:Nowadays, I have been. But I am going to keep doing this since I want to post the captions. (And also [[pop-up]] was on the Tuesday.) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

==Thanks, man==
Awesome! My very own a-The-Cheat-Bot! Thanks for the prize! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:56, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

User:Marth 99

2006-02-25T17:54:21Z

Marth 99: /* Accomplishments */ cheat

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Current Status==
Wow. I've been gone for a while, haven't I?

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/25/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Awww. That's almost adorable.]]

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-02-25T17:50:36Z

Marth 99: I'm back!

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Current Status==
Wow. I've been gone for a while, haven't I?

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==
Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal
#Dr. Who: the most recent vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.
*2/25/06: Received a belated The Cheat-Bot for the Latin translation. Thanks, Leppy!

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:LePorello

2006-02-14T23:12:14Z

Marth 99: /* User Poll'd! */ will change as more get updated

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big><br>
It's been almost two weeks since I've put up my Latin quote, so the winner will win...[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf this!]

== About Me ==
----
=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matthew, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this out, you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of the Sneak]][[Quote of the Week|,]] [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matthew. As of my joining date, I'm 14 years old. I'm a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Connecticut (proud home state of ESPN!) and am in eighth grade. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and I'm also a fontaholic.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|']]05 (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling|model]][[bottom 10|i]][[modeling|ng]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmai]][[Trogador|l]] at the time), my friends Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first game was [[TROGDOR!|TROGDOR]][[japanese cartoon|!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) typed in the wrong URL several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|']][[Toons|toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky.") I've been all over the site ever since.

[[Image:farkburnin.png]]
=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my sister started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (in my mind) was the only goof for [[flag day]][[Homestar Presents: Presents|.]] The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] - [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character - [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character - [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character - The Cheatbot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] - [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short - [[Experimental Film]] (also Fave Song on the Site)
*Fave Halloween Toon - [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon - [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon - [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon - [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] - [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] - [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote - Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! by [[The Jolly Dumple]]; original song from [[mascot]]
*Fave Non-[[User:Marth 99|Q]][[Quote of the Week|OW]] Quote - "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement|replacemen]][[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|t]]
*Fave H*R Place - [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a Fave - [[Ballad of the Sneak|Ballad of the Snea]][[replacement|k]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*Get this: if there were an infinite amount of monkeys typing at an infinite amount of typewriters, the smell in the room would be unbearable. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:stinkogame-enemy-socket.png|thumb|right|YOUR CORD A SPLODE]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]] (not the Grossman one; that came out later) and being one of the first to notice when it came out. (Unfortunately, I got beaten out on the transcript. Crud.)
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.

==== Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''6'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[http://www.tv.com/ncis/show/16772/summary.html NCIS]<br>[http://www.tv.com/numb3rs/show/25043/summary.html Numb3rs]<br>
[http://www.tv.com/whose-line-is-it-anyway/show/489/summary.html Whose Line is it Anyway?]<br>
[http://www.tv.com/csi/show/19/summary.html CSI:]<br>
[http://www.tv.com/criminal-minds/show/33484/summary.html Criminal Minds]<br>
[http://www.tv.com/extreme-makeover-home-edition/show/23066/summary.html Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]<br>
[http://www.tv.com/teen-titans/show/13878/summary.html Teen Titans]<br>
[http://www.tv.com/the-daily-show/show/1293/summary.html The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]<br>
The Colbert Report<br>
[http://www.tv.com/monk/show/9130/summary.html Monk]

==== Movies ====

[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/ Airplane!]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/ The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0167261/ The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0167260/ The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/ Field of Dreams]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/ The Rookie]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0210945/ Remember the Titans]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/ Spaceballs]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0097165/ Dead Poets Society]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/ Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/ Star Wars: Episode II-Attack of the Clones]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/ Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/ Star Wars: Episode IV-A New Hope]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/ Star Wars: Episode V-The Empire Strikes Back]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/ Star Wars: Episode VI-Return of the Jedi]<br>
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0106611/ Cool Runnings]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com miniclip.com]<br>
[http://www.addictinggames.com addictinggames.com]<br>
[http://www.fark.com fark.com]<br>
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ abstractfonts.com]<br>
[http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com] (Duh.)<br>
And obviously [[Main Page|this wik]][[Lowercase i's|i]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2]<br>
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3]<br>
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer]<br>
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks]<br>
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!)<br>
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

Stormbreaker<br>
Point Blank<br>
Skeleton Key<br>
Eagle Strike<br>
Scorpia

[[HRWiki:STUFF|<sup><big>MORE ST</big></sup><big>FF</big><small><sup>T</sup><sub> O</sub></small>OCM<sub>E</sub>]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for... a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi<br>
Inside a drinking can<br>
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up<br>
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can<br>
Which nobody knew about until<br>
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside<br>
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
In this experimental can and<br>
Even though I’m almost there<br>
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens<br>
At the parties where your can a splodes<br>
I don’t know what makes your can a splode<br>
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can?<br>
Well, nobody knows just what it is<br>
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes<br>
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
In this experimental can and<br>
Even though I’m almost there<br>
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi<br>
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can<br>
Which nobody knew about until<br>
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside<br>
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
In this experimental can and<br>
Even though I’m almost there<br>
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be<br>
In this experimental can and<br>
Even though I’m almost there<br>
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there<br>
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! Bravo! Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To All Users ==
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=== Guestbook 3.1? Not No More ===
Final sig count: You'll only know if you solve this math problem.

Solve for [[G]]:<br>
<big>10=-2G<sup>2</sup>+60G+138</big>

Seeing as all users are required to take down their guestbooks, I'll let Homestar do the honor.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': 8473373D!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">8473373D!!!</blockquote>

Ooh, didn't work. How 'bout you, Coach Z?<br>
'''COACH Z''': DOR-DE-LOR-DE-DORTED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#8B8B00; text-align:center">DOR-DE-LOR-DE-DORTED!</blockquote>

All right, you do it, Strong Bad.<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': DELETED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">NO WAY, MAN!!!</blockquote>

All right, I guess if you want to do something right, you just gotta do it yourself. Here goes nothing, er, something.<br>
'''LEPORELLO''': guestbook=<strike>GUESTBOOK!</strike>DELETED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">GUESTBOOK!!!</blockquote>

Oh, guestbook, I pine for you. And thanks to [[User:Darth Katana X|DKX]] for keeping up the fight. Goodbye! Well, I guess I have to get a move on.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">GETTIN' A MOVE ON!!!</blockquote>

Oops. Sorry.

=== In Honor of Some Users ===
Sign below to honor a user you miss greatly.

#{{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:18, 12 January 2006 (UTC)We all miss you, Bubsty.
#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 01:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC) Thanks for all the memories!
#{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC) We'll miss ya, man.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] For great Bubsty. Collected every sig. He know what he doing.
#[[User:TheGreatLogini|TheGreatLogini]] 12:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC) I miss him already!
#--{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 21:11, 13 January 2006 (UTC) See Ya Later!
#--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 22:27, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:38, 13 January 2006 (UTC) ''"Carry on, carry on...as if nothing really matters..."''
#{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 00:03, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Why Bubsty?? Why?
#{{User:The thing/sig}} {{User:The thing/sig}} {{User:The thing/sig}}00:05, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Come back Bubsty!
#{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:15, 15 January 2006 (UTC) I hope we'll see you here again someday!
#{{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:15, 15 January 2006 (UTC) So long, my friend.
#the ebwiki is lame. he should be on here, not there. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 18:16, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
#{{User:Tampo/sig}} 21:22, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
#{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 21:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)I made song [[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|lyrics]] honoring him.
#{{User:Gnome of Fury/sig}} 17:58, 22 January 2006 (UTC) Umm... who the crap is Bubsty, and why do we miss him? Sorry, I'm a n00bus majorus.
#{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:28, 24 January 2006 (UTC) ''Oh...'Cause it's always raining in my head...Oh...Forget all the things I should have said...'' Keep rocking, guys. I'll miss you all. Thanks for the times.
#{{User:Seriously/sig}} 17:57, 24 January 2006 (UTC) good to know other people miss him.

=== Totally '''Awexome''' Users ===
In my opinion, all users are awexome (not trolls or vandals). But some that are '''especially''' awexome are ''[[User:Bubsty|this one,]] [[User:Darth Katana X|and]] [[User:DorianGray|this one,]] [[User:FireBird|and]] [[User:Has Matt?|this-a-]] [[User:Heimstern Läufer|this-a-]][[User:Homsarroks|this one.]] [[User:It's dot com|Making!]] [[User:JoeyDay|Out!]] [[User:KieferSkunk|With!]] [[User:Marth 99|Marzipan!]] [[User:Nckinfn04|Is!]] [[User:The thing|Totally!]] [[User:Thunderbird L17|Awesome!]] [[User:Tom|WAAAAA]][[User:Venusy|AAAAAAAA]][[User:Xyzzyka|AAAAUGH!]]''

=== User Poll'd! ===
Of the emails currently accessible on [[Podstar Runner]], which is your favorite?

[[techno]]-<br>
[[japanese cartoon]]-<br>
[[dragon]]-<br>
[[kids' book]]-<br>
[[caffeine]]-{{User:Marth 99/sig}}<br>
[[crying]]-<br>
[[bottom 10]]-{{User:LePorello/sig}}

Please submit your answers!

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations ===

<small>Please place your guesses underneath the "Latin" section of my talk page; use a two-empty line separation after I post a correct notice.</small>

What is [[Strong Sad]] saying? [[Image:qod_3_-_strong_sad.PNG|thumb|Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant.]]

Congraturation to all who solve the Latin translations!

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}}.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}.
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]])[[Fonts|:]] Persicorum superbia fuit! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]. Solved by {{User:Marth 99/sig}}.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}.
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That a Ghost]]. Solved by {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}.
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by {{User:Marth 99/sig}}.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by {{User:Marth 99/sig}}.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}.

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz|Homestar Qu]][[User:Homsarroks|i]][[dragon|z]] For You! (Possible answers in parentheses and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for "3 Times Halloween Funjob", which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In "Ballad of the Sneak", what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is The Sneak? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in Strong Sad's glass at the opening of "Experimental Film"? (2,3,4,5)

5. In "rock opera", what number is on Tompkins' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when Homestar goes back to Marzipan's house in "Cool Things"? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In "Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag", how many times does Bubs say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In "Cool Things", which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on Bubs' Concession Stand when Homestar returns his cool shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in "Experimental Film"? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of Stinkoman 20X6? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

P.P.S. There are easter eggs on other user pages, too.

P.P.P.S. Tell me how you do on the quiz.

Crapfully,<br>
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User talk:Marth 99

2006-02-14T23:09:15Z

Marth 99: /* HEY */ worthy at last

User:Marth 99

2006-02-14T23:08:18Z

Marth 99: /* Cool People */ after many weeks

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:The thing|The thing]]- For creating his own wiki, the Weird Al Wiki! It's just a start, but I admire him for doing this.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

Talk:Bear Holding a Shark

2006-02-14T21:23:09Z

Marth 99: BS vs. BHAS

Waugh! Why was my screen of the black-and-white hidden camera feed image of the Bear-Shark taken down? I'm putting it back up! --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 01:56, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Well, it appears to not be here. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:35, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

So do we move this to "Bear-holding-a-shark" now? [[User:Crystallina|Crystallina]] 21:12, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:I think we should, considering that "Bear-Holding-A-Shark" is his "real" name. I mean, if the [[Shadowy Figure]] from 20X6 gets a name, shouldn't we make a new page for him? -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 21:23, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

==PseudoCharacter==

I added the Bear shark to the cast in the toons it's appeared in. With the [[myths & legends|recent email]] it's really become a character in itself. It was also on the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]], so obviously [[The Brothers Chaps]] consider him a character, even moreso than [[The Paper]]. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:46, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:In that case, I added it to the list of pseudocharacters. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:03, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

==Reference?==

I noticed the admin, ItsDotCom, has put down the entire section on possible "references" for bear-shark. Can someone explain to me why this is not relevant to the character(s)? [[User:SargeAbernathy|SargeAbernathy]] 23:10, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:First of all, it's It's dot com. Second, my being an admin has nothing to do with it. Third, one of those "references" was already mentioned, and the other two were coincidental at best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:15, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::I apologize for any offense, and I did not mean to suggest that your Admin status had anything to do with it nor did I mean to offend you by mis-spelling your name.

::I made the section on references because I thought that it was information that was important to the character. If a character was a reference to something, then I thought it would be important to note that on the character's page itself. I originally tried putting the section in [[myths and legends]], but I was directed to put such information directly into this article. I agreed with this.

::I did notice that the third reference was already mentioned in the article [[date]] and it is from that article I brought it from. I did not mean to double any information on the site.

::The second reference was unecessary for the site, I realize this now. I apologize for .... being too wordy :)

::However the SpaceGhost reference was something that I had caught way back when [[date]] first appeared. I didn't know the method of finding out what was a reference or what was coincidence. However, since I was under the assumption that it was a clear reference, I thought it would be important to write down this info ... (Where in literature are you going to see sharks and bears put together for a ''documentary'' so humorously save for absurdist humor?)

::I do not mean to argue or insult you at all. I merely wanted to ask and debate this section. Again I apologize. [[User:SargeAbernathy|SargeAbernathy]] 23:38, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:::I did not mean to seem offended, because I wasn't. I was simply pointing out how my name is spelled and the fact that being an admin doesn't mean that I have final say-so on what goes in the articles. That said, I think a bear holding a shark could be thought of independently by several people, and I don't think that TBC were basing theirs on anything. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:49, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh good then ^^ I was afraid you were offended. You're right that the bear/shark will probably be seen as independent by most people, seeing as SG:C2C hasn't been seen by most people who watch Homestar Runner and it is a show that is no longer aired. And, being an English Major right now, I know the insane frustrations that comes with trying to figure out if the author intended something or not ... so what TBC mean to say in any of the stuff they make will be mysteries forever .... just like the legendary bear holding a shark!

:::: I still think the section is needed, but without anything concrete to say, I'm not willing to defend my section just yet. [[User:SargeAbernathy|SargeAbernathy]] 23:58, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== Filmography? ==

If bear shark's a character of sorts, does it need a filmography? What's our "cutoff" when deciding wether or not to do filmography categories? Some pseudocharacters only appear once. Others appear a lot (like [[The Geddup Noise]]). I'm starting to really think that most [[:Category:PseudoCharacters|PseudoCharacters]] like [[The_Stick]], [[The Geddup Noise]], [[Chairscoot]] and [[Bear-Shark|this one]] should have their own [[:Category:Filmography|filmography]] category (and for The geddup noise and chairscoot additions to the cast list of the toons/emails they are a part of). What I am proposing is no easy endeavour, and may need to be added to [[HRWiki:Projects]]. What are your opinions on the matter? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 23:43, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

: Seems to me filmographies are only for characters who are "real" or interact or are interacted with as if they were real as a rule. I think a filmography of Geddy would be senseless as it was only trated as a "real" character in one email. The Stick and the Bear-Shark would also not merit a filmography. In fact, [[myths_&_legends]] all but screams "fake myth", so I can't even see an argument for a filmography for the "Homestar-spotted" Bear-Shark. [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]] 01:20, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

::The filmography would be nice if someone's like, "I wonder what other toons the bear-shark has been in?" But on second thought, it looks like that information is on the bear shark page, under "appearances". {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:03, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
:::I don't think it needs a filmography. When it's appearances hit 15 or 20, then '''maybe'''. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 19:01, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Characters with short filmographies: [[:Category:Nebulon Filmography|Nebulon]], [[:Category:1-Up Filmography|1-Up]], [[:Category:Gavin Filmography|Gavin]], [[:Category:Blue Laser minion Filmography|Blue Laser Minion]], [[:Category:Marshie Filmography|Marshie]], [[:Category:Biscuit Dough Hands Man Filmography|Biscuit Dough Hands Man]], ... And a bunch of others. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Radiohead Hommage? ==

just wondering if anyone has noticed the similarities between the bear and the bear images from the artwork of Radiohead's OK Computer and Amnesiac albums... --[[thereddestraddish]]

User talk:Gir007

2006-02-14T21:17:22Z

Marth 99: /* call me */ answer for Gir007

== Image ==
To get that image to display correctly, you have to include the ".jpg" part when you type the name. Oh, and always, ''always'' [[:Category:Images by copyright status|tag your images]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Will do. I'm kinda new here =P--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak

:That's true. I could fix the image for you now, if you want. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 20:45, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

No, it's coo, I'll figure it out...SOMEHOW!MAYBE NOT TODAY,MAY BE NOT TOMORROW,BUT SOME WAY!--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:48, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== greetings from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Hey there Gir007 how are you, lets get to know each other a bit:

1.Whats your name?

2,which country to you live in?

3.how did you come up with the user name Gir007?

4.do you know other users, if not i know some great users:

[[user:It's dot com]],

[[user:Heimstern Läufer]],

[[user:AbdiViklas]],

[[user:Bubsty]],

[[user:Elvis]],

[[user:Homsarroks]]

and [[user:The thing]]?

5.what are your intrest outside of homestar runner?

see you around.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:17, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Gir0[0]+7 ==

Hey Gir007, did you accidentally create Gir0007? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:25, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:Um..not exactly..this is my username for..alot of stuff..Why so curious?--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:28, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

::Because there was a user created just now with three zeros instead of two. You didn't do that? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:29, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Ohhh!I know that guy.That's my best friend, Vinny. He made that Account, I'm positive. I went to the dark side of the force and he made a character after my username in WoW in Runescape.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:30, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:OKay man, let me tell ya straight-Gir0007 is not me.I'm Gir007.Gir0007 is my friend Vinny.Just leave him alone.He's new here.So..just leave him be, k?I'll talk to him later.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 20:54, 14 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak(THE REAL GIR007!)

::Er, I never said I didn't believe you. At any rate, '''he requested a name change using the proper channels, and I have fulfilled his request.''' He is now The-double-deuce. Since the matter is closed, there is really no point to your telling me to leave him be. Talk atcha later. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:02, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Sure he did...ok then...Vinny=New=I'm gonna call him right now and talk to him.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 21:05, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

:You need to look at the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Gir007&action=history history] of your page. If you did, you would see that it is ''your friend'' who wrote "deal with it" on your page. He is obviously logged in. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:06, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Sure he did.How do I know it's Vinny?!I can't call him!His freakin' phone line is busy, too.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 21:15, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== call me ==

Call me when u get a chance
Who the heck r u?!And what's yer #?

What r u talking about? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 21:11, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
Spme dude just like totally left me a message and didnt sign his name.Wierdo....--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 21:13, 14 February 2006 (UTC)Spaide(Zaak)
:I just checked your history and that message was left by none other than The-double-duece. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 21:17, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

myths & legends

2006-02-14T21:10:20Z

Marth 99: /* Goofs */ trogdor static

{{sbenav|145|narrator|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|"I'm sure it's just a weather balloon..."]]
Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the [[Bear-Shark]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''
{{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Trogdor}} (Easter egg), [[Bear-Shark]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], The Woods

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' February 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:54

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife. ''{brings up and reads the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Hey Strongbad!</div>
Hey Strongbad,<br/>
Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or<br/>
Legendary Legends?<br/>
Cephas<br/>
Cornwall, CA<br/>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Strongbad" as "Two words. Two different words. That are not one word. That are 'Strong' and 'Bad'." and the name and location as "Cephas Cornwall of the Corn Army".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends? Isn't that a show on one of those channels up in the high hundreds? Ya know, like between the CG Dinosaur Channel and the Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network? Well, if not, it should be! ''{makes a static-like sound}'' Come on! ''{makes it again, but this time the screen cuts to static}'' There we go.

''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad carries a stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Badia. An idyllic fruit-opia. Rich in madeupstories and nottrueities. The nottrue-est of which...

''{He prods The Tire with his stick. The Bear-Shark pops up. The Cheat runs by, panicked.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams in The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...is the mighty bear holding a shark. ''{spooky music starts}'' More than a mere security counter-measure, its origins lie in the skies of old.

''{Cut to a starry sky. Constellations of the Strong Badia flag's snake, the guy with the big knife, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a board with nails in it, General Tso's chicken, a fish with an afro, and a marathon runner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The stars tell us that two of the seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia, the fish wearing a 'fro wig and the British distance runner, combined forces to defeat the others.

''{The two constellations in question fight, and in the end, the runner holds the fish over his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' In paintball... or maybe Red Rover.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, through years of bad story-telling and the telephone game,

''{Over the following, images of a satyr holding a fish, labeled "Wildernessman withst Sea-Beast", an elk with a fish in its antlers, and a bad drawing of the bear-shark on the fence appear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The mythic beast transformed into the bear holding a shark we know today. These ancient fence drawings show evidence of destroyed crops, stolen babies, and family bike-rides. ''{The screen pans over to show bad drawings of the same.}'' Or family pie-sitting contests. Bear-holding-a-shark fever gripped the nation.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, with various Bear-Shark paraphernelia.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{holding up an ice cream bar}'' We got Bear-holding-a-shark frozen delights, ''{looking at a pile of glasses near him}'' and these shot glasses are always popular with the kids. Oh, and my favorite: ''{reaches down and produces a necklace}'' these Bear-tooth-holding-a-shark-tooth necklaces!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, not everyone caught the fever.

''{Music starts and Bubs dances. Then, cut to Strong Sad. The screen reads "Bear Holding a Shark Skeptic".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sure it's just a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student. These strange beasts just aren't real!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...said the elephant-footed ghost man. And then, one day, the Bear-holding-a-shark got the break all made-up creatures dream of. ''{The screen becomes more and more blurry, and zooms further and further into Strong Bad, on each word in:}'' Blurry photographic evidence.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but I was in the woods, walking my dog Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he started growlin' and poopin' all over the place. And that's when I saw him.

''{Static, then cut to a very fuzzy video reel of the Bear-Shark walking through the woods.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A very. Scary. Monsterman.

''{More spooky music}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that we've seen all the evidence, it's up to you to decide: ''{the following words appear on the screen}'' Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend?

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy.

''{More spooky music. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|thumb|Walking with Trogdor]]
[[Image:By_strong_bab_age_5.PNG|thumb|Who REALLY made all those fence drawings...]]
*After Strong Bad says "Corn Army", click on CA in the email to see a [[Teen Girl Squad]] frame of the Mighty Warrior taking on the corn army.
*Click on "CG Dinosaur Channel" to see Trogdor walk on the screen, advertising "Walking with Trogdor".
* By viewing the Flash file, when the "ancient fence drawings" are going by, you can see the following text written in sloppy, child handwriting outside of the typical viewing area.
<blockquote>by st<sup>r</sup>ong<br />bab<br />ag<small>9</small> 5
</blockquote>
*Click on "startling" at the end to see a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.
:''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding one of the Bear-Shark ice cream bars}'' So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, right! That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style.
*Click on "Biscuitdoughhandsman" to see Coach Z reporting an incident.
:''{Cut to Coach Z, standing in silhouette in front of a dark background. A caption appears reading "This guy's voice has been digitally altered again"}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{with voice digitally altered}'' So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the lacker room! ''{He holds up a biscuit with a bite taken out.}''

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===

*"CG" is short for "Computer graphics".
*"Telephone Game" is a game for children where a message is whispered from one participant to another, along a group, causing the message to be distorted more and more.

===Trivia===

*This is another appearance of [[Pie|pie]].
*One of the "Cave Drawings" bears a striking resemblance to [[What's Her Face]].

===Remarks===

*During the blurry footage, the Bear-Shark's feet are white with blue soles, suggesting that Homestar's footage is not quite authentic. This may also be a reference to evidence against the video taped footage of Bigfoot, whose feet were also colored wrong (compared to other great apes.)
*On the [[FAQ|Frequently asked questions]] page, where it shows the eyes of all the characters and allows you to fill in the names, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] is multiple words. This is contradictory to the end of this email in which it is spelled "Biscuitdoughhandsman", which in turn is probably a nod to "Strongbad" at the beginning, although in an easter egg in [[rock opera]], the name is also spelled as all one word in one of the reviews given about Strong Bad's rock opera.
*The bear-holding-a-shark frozen delight looks similar to the head of an Aunt Get Doll from [[garage sale]]

===Goofs===

*When Strong Bad is introducing Strong Badia for the first time, his left arm is briefly missing.
*If you click on the Trogdor easter egg directly before the static, the egg will appear over the static and disappear as soon as it arrives in Strong Badia.

===Inside References===

*The Mighty Warrior discussing corn is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*The constellation scene features the [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] flag's snake, the [[Painting of a guy with a big knife|big knife guy]] and his knife, and [[General Tso's Chicken]], which all had connections to Strong Badia in the past.
*Coach Z's voice was digitally altered before in [[couch patch]].
*The Cheat was revealed to be scared of the Bear-Shark in [[date]].
*Strong Sad's [[Soolnds]] are mentioned again.
*The "Bear Holding A Shark" ice cream bar is similar in style to the "actual" [[Ice Cream|ice cream bars]] of Homestar Runner, [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Bad, as seen in the [[Museum]].
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] first appeared in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*"Strong Bab" is a reference to [[The Secrets That I Keep]], in which Strong Sad's birthday card was signed the same way by [[Lil' Strong Bad]].
*Homestar Runner's pronunciation of "monsterman," as one word with the last syllable unaccented, matches the pronunciation of "[[Santaman]]".
*The cottage and Trogdor sprite used in the "Walking with Trogdor" easter egg come from the game [[TROGDOR!]].

===Real-World References===

*"Walking With Trogdor" is a reference to the TV special [[Wikipedia:Walking With Dinosaurs|Walking With Dinosaurs]], which features CG dinosaurs.
**The "Walking with Trogdor" Easter egg is a reference to the recent trend of television networks to advertise for their shows by displaying short video clips along the bottom during the broadcast of another show.
*The British Long Distance Runner is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Roger Bannister|Roger Bannister]], the man who first ran the mile in four minutes or less.
*"Bear Holding a Shark Week" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Discovery Channel|The Discovery Channel]]'s [http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/sharkweek.html Shark Week].
*One of the fence drawings is a [[Wikipedia:TIE fighter|TIE fighter]].
*"Shawshank style" is in reference to the 1994 movie [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]] in which Academy Award-winning american actor [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]] plays a convict.
*The Strongbadia Myth Show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:In Search Of...|In Search Of...]] and similar shows and documentaries that investigate paranormal phenomena such as [[Wikipedia:Cryptozoology|monster sightings]] and alien abductions, and often include interviews with people who claim to have encountered such things.
*The blurry video footage of the bear holding a shark is a reference to the famous [[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin_film|Patterson-Gimlin]] home-movie footage of an alleged [[Wikipedia:Bigfoot|Bigfoot]] (Sasquatch) moving through a forest.
*[[Wikipedia:Fruitopia|Fruitopia]] is a fruit drink manufactured by [[Wikipedia:The Coca-Cola Company|Coca-Cola]].
*Strong Sad dismissing the existence of the Bear holding a Shark, claiming what people actually see is a weather balloon is a reference to skeptics' common reactions to, or governments' explanations for, UFO sightings or other supernatural events.
*The "Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network" is likely a reference to the many home improvement shows that exist on channels like [[Wikipedia:TLC|TLC]] and The Discovery Channel, in which rooms are redecorated to fit a specific theme. Such shows include [[Wikipedia:Trading Spaces|Trading Spaces]] and [[Wikipedia:Monster House|Monster House]].
*The T-Shirt in Bubs's Concession Stand which reads "My Baby Got Stole By the Bear Holding a Shark" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Azaria Chamberlain disappearance|Azaria Chamberlain disappearance]] in Australia in 1980, the subject of many books and films. The parents of two month old Azaria claimed that she was stolen by a [[Wikipedia:dingo|dingo]]; they were widely disbelieved and convicted of her murder, though the conviction was later overturned. Even now there is dispute over whether their claim that a dingo stole their baby was a hoax.


==External Links==

{{sbemailextlinks|145|7040}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Marth 99/babel

2006-02-14T21:03:43Z

Marth 99: you'll understand soon.

myths & legends

2006-02-14T20:57:30Z

Marth 99: /* Inside References */ walking w/ video games

{{sbenav|145|narrator|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|"I'm sure it's just a weather balloon..."]]
Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the [[Bear-Shark]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''
{{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Trogdor}} (Easter egg), [[Bear-Shark]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], The Woods

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' February 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:54

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife. ''{brings up and reads the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Hey Strongbad!</div>
Hey Strongbad,<br/>
Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or<br/>
Legendary Legends?<br/>
Cephas<br/>
Cornwall, CA<br/>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Strongbad" as "Two words. Two different words. That are not one word. That are 'Strong' and 'Bad'." and the name and location as "Cephas Cornwall of the Corn Army".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends? Isn't that a show on one of those channels up in the high hundreds? Ya know, like between the CG Dinosaur Channel and the Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network? Well, if not, it should be! ''{makes a static-like sound}'' Come on! ''{makes it again, but this time the screen cuts to static}'' There we go.

''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad carries a stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Badia. An idyllic fruit-opia. Rich in madeupstories and nottrueities. The nottrue-est of which...

''{He prods The Tire with his stick. The Bear-Shark pops up. The Cheat runs by, panicked.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams in The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...is the mighty bear holding a shark. ''{spooky music starts}'' More than a mere security counter-measure, its origins lie in the skies of old.

''{Cut to a starry sky. Constellations of the Strong Badia flag's snake, the guy with the big knife, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a board with nails in it, General Tso's chicken, a fish with an afro, and a marathon runner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The stars tell us that two of the seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia, the fish wearing a 'fro wig and the British distance runner, combined forces to defeat the others.

''{The two constellations in question fight, and in the end, the runner holds the fish over his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' In paintball... or maybe Red Rover.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, through years of bad story-telling and the telephone game,

''{Over the following, images of a satyr holding a fish, labeled "Wildernessman withst Sea-Beast", an elk with a fish in its antlers, and a bad drawing of the bear-shark on the fence appear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The mythic beast transformed into the bear holding a shark we know today. These ancient fence drawings show evidence of destroyed crops, stolen babies, and family bike-rides. ''{The screen pans over to show bad drawings of the same.}'' Or family pie-sitting contests. Bear-holding-a-shark fever gripped the nation.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, with various Bear-Shark paraphernelia.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{holding up an ice cream bar}'' We got Bear-holding-a-shark frozen delights, ''{looking at a pile of glasses near him}'' and these shot glasses are always popular with the kids. Oh, and my favorite: ''{reaches down and produces a necklace}'' these Bear-tooth-holding-a-shark-tooth necklaces!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, not everyone caught the fever.

''{Music starts and Bubs dances. Then, cut to Strong Sad. The screen reads "Bear Holding a Shark Skeptic".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sure it's just a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student. These strange beasts just aren't real!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...said the elephant-footed ghost man. And then, one day, the Bear-holding-a-shark got the break all made-up creatures dream of. ''{The screen becomes more and more blurry, and zooms further and further into Strong Bad, on each word in:}'' Blurry photographic evidence.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but I was in the woods, walking my dog Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he started growlin' and poopin' all over the place. And that's when I saw him.

''{Static, then cut to a very fuzzy video reel of the Bear-Shark walking through the woods.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A very. Scary. Monsterman.

''{More spooky music}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that we've seen all the evidence, it's up to you to decide: ''{the following words appear on the screen}'' Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend?

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy.

''{More spooky music. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|thumb|Walking with Trogdor]]
[[Image:By_strong_bab_age_5.PNG|thumb|Who REALLY made all those fence drawings...]]
*After Strong Bad says "Corn Army", click on CA in the email to see a [[Teen Girl Squad]] frame of the Mighty Warrior taking on the corn army.
*Click on "CG Dinosaur Channel" to see Trogdor walk on the screen, advertising "Walking with Trogdor".
* By viewing the Flash file, when the "ancient fence drawings" are going by, you can see the following text written in sloppy, child handwriting outside of the typical viewing area.
<blockquote>by st<sup>r</sup>ong<br />bab<br />ag<small>9</small> 5
</blockquote>
*Click on "startling" at the end to see a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.
:''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding one of the Bear-Shark ice cream bars}'' So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, right! That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style.
*Click on "Biscuitdoughhandsman" to see Coach Z reporting an incident.
:''{Cut to Coach Z, standing in silhouette in front of a dark background. A caption appears reading "This guy's voice has been digitally altered again"}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{with voice digitally altered}'' So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the lacker room! ''{He holds up a biscuit with a bite taken out.}''

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===

*"CG" is short for "Computer graphics".
*"Telephone Game" is a game for children where a message is whispered from one participant to another, along a group, causing the message to be distorted more and more.

===Trivia===

*This is another appearance of [[Pie|pie]].
*One of the "Cave Drawings" bears a striking resemblance to [[What's Her Face]].

===Remarks===

*During the blurry footage, the Bear-Shark's feet are white with blue soles, suggesting that Homestar's footage is not quite authentic. This may also be a reference to evidence against the video taped footage of Bigfoot, whose feet were also colored wrong (compared to other great apes.)
*On the [[FAQ|Frequently asked questions]] page, where it shows the eyes of all the characters and allows you to fill in the names, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] is multiple words. This is contradictory to the end of this email in which it is spelled "Biscuitdoughhandsman", which in turn is probably a nod to "Strongbad" at the beginning, although in an easter egg in [[rock opera]], the name is also spelled as all one word in one of the reviews given about Strong Bad's rock opera.
*The bear-holding-a-shark frozen delight looks similar to the head of an Aunt Get Doll from [[garage sale]]

===Goofs===

*When Strong Bad is introducing Strong Badia for the first time, his left arm is briefly missing.

===Inside References===

*The Mighty Warrior discussing corn is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*The constellation scene features the [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] flag's snake, the [[Painting of a guy with a big knife|big knife guy]] and his knife, and [[General Tso's Chicken]], which all had connections to Strong Badia in the past.
*Coach Z's voice was digitally altered before in [[couch patch]].
*The Cheat was revealed to be scared of the Bear-Shark in [[date]].
*Strong Sad's [[Soolnds]] are mentioned again.
*The "Bear Holding A Shark" ice cream bar is similar in style to the "actual" [[Ice Cream|ice cream bars]] of Homestar Runner, [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Bad, as seen in the [[Museum]].
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] first appeared in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*"Strong Bab" is a reference to [[The Secrets That I Keep]], in which Strong Sad's birthday card was signed the same way by [[Lil' Strong Bad]].
*Homestar Runner's pronunciation of "monsterman," as one word with the last syllable unaccented, matches the pronunciation of "[[Santaman]]".
*The cottage and Trogdor sprite used in the "Walking with Trogdor" easter egg come from the game [[TROGDOR!]].

===Real-World References===

*"Walking With Trogdor" is a reference to the TV special [[Wikipedia:Walking With Dinosaurs|Walking With Dinosaurs]], which features CG dinosaurs.
**The "Walking with Trogdor" Easter egg is a reference to the recent trend of television networks to advertise for their shows by displaying short video clips along the bottom during the broadcast of another show.
*The British Long Distance Runner is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Roger Bannister|Roger Bannister]], the man who first ran the mile in four minutes or less.
*"Bear Holding a Shark Week" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Discovery Channel|The Discovery Channel]]'s [http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/sharkweek.html Shark Week].
*One of the fence drawings is a [[Wikipedia:TIE fighter|TIE fighter]].
*"Shawshank style" is in reference to the 1994 movie [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]] in which Academy Award-winning american actor [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]] plays a convict.
*The Strongbadia Myth Show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:In Search Of...|In Search Of...]] and similar shows and documentaries that investigate paranormal phenomena such as [[Wikipedia:Cryptozoology|monster sightings]] and alien abductions, and often include interviews with people who claim to have encountered such things.
*The blurry video footage of the bear holding a shark is a reference to the famous [[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin_film|Patterson-Gimlin]] home-movie footage of an alleged [[Wikipedia:Bigfoot|Bigfoot]] (Sasquatch) moving through a forest.
*[[Wikipedia:Fruitopia|Fruitopia]] is a fruit drink manufactured by [[Wikipedia:The Coca-Cola Company|Coca-Cola]].
*Strong Sad dismissing the existence of the Bear holding a Shark, claiming what people actually see is a weather balloon is a reference to skeptics' common reactions to, or governments' explanations for, UFO sightings or other supernatural events.
*The "Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network" is likely a reference to the many home improvement shows that exist on channels like [[Wikipedia:TLC|TLC]] and The Discovery Channel, in which rooms are redecorated to fit a specific theme. Such shows include [[Wikipedia:Trading Spaces|Trading Spaces]] and [[Wikipedia:Monster House|Monster House]].
*The T-Shirt in Bubs's Concession Stand which reads "My Baby Got Stole By the Bear Holding a Shark" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Azaria Chamberlain disappearance|Azaria Chamberlain disappearance]] in Australia in 1980, the subject of many books and films. The parents of two month old Azaria claimed that she was stolen by a [[Wikipedia:dingo|dingo]]; they were widely disbelieved and convicted of her murder, though the conviction was later overturned. Even now there is dispute over whether their claim that a dingo stole their baby was a hoax.


==External Links==

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{{Strong Bad Email}}

Talk:500 The Cheats

2006-02-14T20:53:49Z

Marth 99: AAAAGGGGHH!!

== Why? ==

What the crap? Why? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:34, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
: I dunno. Why not? Maybe they just had lots and lots of old The Cheat drawings sitting around. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:53, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm with you, thunderbird. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 00:09, 13 Feb 2006 (PST)
:I believe the answer to the question "Why?" can in this case be answered in two words: "Why not?" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:10, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::Wow, that was... odd. Feels like a Fanstuff. But I suppose it was because they have so dang many sketches lying around by now that they could edit them into a slideshow—kind of like leftovers casserole. The whole thing felt very Japanese, like the vibe of the [[Super NES|original theme song video]]. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 08:28, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Weird little toon. Heh. Maybe this was an early... uh... *very* early [[cheatday|The Cheatday]] present? -[[User:YK|YK]] 10:35, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:Happy mornings. Email later. This will be a good day. Anybody want to count the drawings to make sure there are 500 of them? I'm kidding. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:22, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

::<s>There are exactly 498 frames (not including the "loading" and the "done"). Each frame contains one The Cheat, so there should be about 500, if not exactly 498.</s> Hmm. There are exactly 536 frames altogether. Doing it again shows me the first 13 frames are "loading", and the last 23 frames are "done". First 13 frames + last 23 frames = 36. 536 - 36 = 500. Exactly 500 frames, each including one The Cheat, which means there are exactly 500 The Cheats. Yay! {{User:FireBird/sig}} 13:37, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:::I counted every single little The Cheat in the background (including ones that are usually obscured) and got to 407. - {{User:Joshua/sig}}

Is this the Bros Chaps equivalent of "I got nothin'"?
:This toon was accompanied by a "new email soon" button, which makes me think that they're just giving us a snack before the main course is introduced. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:06, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::That snack was disgusting!!!! &mdash [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
Is this supposed to be a semi-rip of the HamsterDance?
- Kharnellius

== That Was Fast... ==

''Dayum'', you guys are fast. XD

~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]]
: I've written plenty of pages before, happened to be around when the 'toon went up, and it's not like there was a whole lot ''to'' this one... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:30, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

::I honestly don't think there's any way better to summarize this toon except "What the crap? Why?". You get cupcakes, thunderbird.

== Picture ==

I don't think we should have the image for this toon be the one with the real ghost cheat easter egg enabled. Can we have a different picture? - {{User:Alcnolien/sig}} 14:21, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:I agree. I'll replace the current one with a new one. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 14:24, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== i can't hear it LOL ==

i'm in a library and I can't hear the toon till I get home - so, after reading the comments here ... I am convinced that it REALLY DOES suck ... I'm not just prejudging it from the silent version. --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 15:28, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:All you're missing is music. Oh, and it doesn't suck. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 15:29, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

::um ... yeah it does. this crap would never survive on Newgrounds --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 20:46, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::: No flash survives on Newgrounds unless it satifies one of the following: A.) It's really good. B.) It involves video game characters C.) It involves pooping D.) It involves pot-smoking E.)It involves violence G.) It involves sex. I have seen too many flashes there that satisfy B,C,D,E way too well without satisfying A. - cakeman
::::Yeah. Newgrounds seems to do that. Even though crappiness seems to have no effect. See: Sonic adventure 2 in four minutes; Super mario dumbshine; and super mario dy es. —[[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
::::It actually doesn't "suck" ''as much'' when it's accompanied by music. It's got a catchy tune. It's just a little bit of candy that they gave us before the Strong Bad Email. Appreciate that TBC gave you anything at all. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 21:11, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:::To respond to nerd42: I didn't think it was that bad, myself, and could see it as being something offered on Albinoblacksheep. [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 04:05, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, '''''I''''' liked it. It made me smile. It's so random, it's funny! Anyway, this isn't the forum so we'd better quit complaining about it before we all get told off. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:41, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Unique ==
Are each of the 500 The Cheats unique? Can somebody compare some and see if he can find any matches? (Because showcasing 500 unique Teh C. sketches is probably the point of this short.) - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 16:12, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
:possibly... i thought it repeated every 15 times or so, but im not sure after looking at it. to check,right click on the flash and uncheck play, then hit forward for each frame. do a screenshot of each one, and open them in a picture editor that allows multiple layers. then compare them in that. have fun.{{User:Csours/sig}} 17:53, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
::There are 500 The Cheat objects in the file. That doesn't exactly prove anything, except that TBC probably knew we'd take it apart to find out whether there were 500 images. Comparing each The Cheat to the others would have to be automated somehow, as a manual comparison would involve 124,750 steps (to conclusively prove it true; if it were proved false, the comparisons would likely stop much sooner). If the images were exported I'm sure a program could be set up to compare them at the bit level. (Admittedly, this method wouldn't find a match where the same The Cheat drawing was simply scanned twice.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:03, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

==Music Track Layers==
there are 3 music layers on this thing, the drums, the cheat, and some midi/synthesizer type thing... any of them familiar on their own? {{User:Csours/sig}} 17:56, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
*Definitely the drum loop is from the homestar runner theme song. -[[User:Eman]]

==I agree with Strong Bad now...==
:Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing, but too much of an awesome thing is, um, dumb. And bad. -[[Strong Bad]] &mdash [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:I don't see why everyone is complaining. I liked it. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:54, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
::You guys are not obligated to like everything on the H*R site, but complaining about it here is not helping matters at all. Either talk about it on the forum or send feedback to TBC. :P {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 16:43, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
:::I liked it. I thought it was nice. The tune was catchy. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 18:47, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
:::It was just creepy... -Kinsey

==Hamsterdance?==

Could this be a possible spoof on Hamsterdance, were they have hundreds of hamsters doing different things to a high-pitched, uptempo version of the opening theme to Disney's Robin Hood?
:Yes, I would say it that is possible. But ''only'' possible, and therefore not something we should note in the article. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:35, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== AAAAGGGGHH!! ==

What's more to say? -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 20:53, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

User:Marth 99

2006-02-14T20:50:41Z

Marth 99: /* Favorites */ least favorites

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

===Least Favorites===
*Toon: The Reddest Radish
*Short: 500 The Cheats
*Halloween: N/A
*Decemberween: Decemberween in July (because it was in July)
*Other Holiday: Mother's Day
*Tandy Email: sugarbob
*Compy Email: no loafing
*Lappy Email: radio
*Game: any old game
*Character: Strong Mad
*Website: What other ones are there?
*Note: these pages are so bad, they don't deserve links.

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User talk:Marth 99

2006-02-14T20:36:10Z

Marth 99: Babel/Userbox help

== Signing help ==

Even if you don't have a [[Help:Signature|signature]] yet, you can still sign your posts. Putting four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) does this: {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC). Putting three tildes does this: {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}. Putting five tildes puts just the timestamp, like this: 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC). Hope this helps! {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:53, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Cool ==

No worries; just wanted to be sure. I figured it wasn't a vandal, since they usually write things like, "I'm an idiot" or worse instead of writing anything that looks like what a real user would put on their user page. Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:03, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

==Reverts==

I would like to help out the site. Can you tell me how a revert works? [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]
:Sure I can! When a page has been trolled or had a bad edit made, the simplest way to change it back is to revert it. Each page has a history of every edit made to it, see. Up at the top, you'll notice a little tab marked "history" (it's the fourth from the left, usually). Click on that and it'll bring up a page of all the edits made to that page, most recent ones on the top. Find the version you want to change it back to and click the date for that version. This will bring that version up in the window for editing. Just type "reverted" or "rv" (or "rv/v" for vandalism) ito the edit summary box beneath it and hit "save page". And that will correct the whole page! I hope that helps. If not, check out the [[Help:Contents|Help pages]] for more information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::And for specific help with vandalism, look at [[Help:Vandalism|this]] page. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:24, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== Cool ==
:Heh, your user page struck me as particulary funny. (In a good way). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:47, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
::What do you consider to be funny in this page? The only thing I can think of is that "email" to SB. Please respond. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 20:08, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Hm... let me re-phrase that. Interesting. And entertaining. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:58, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
==CHALLENGE!!!!!==
How many different pages do I make reference to in my page (not talk page)? Submit answer here. (Links do not count.) -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 21:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Note: I am logging out for the day. Would all contestants please post their answers here. First one to get the right answer wins. Okay bye. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 21:46, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:I've found five (maybe six) so far... Not counting quotes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I count six. For real. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:50, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

I counted 9 references, though I'm unsure on one or two of them. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:59, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

(PS: Thanks for adding me to your list of cool people. :) I don't know what I did to get there, but... thanks! {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:59, 12 January 2006 (UTC))

Sigh. Still no one has won yet. Oh well. This is Marth 99, signing off. (hint, look at the first three lines)

:Aha, I missed that part - typically assume the TOC is the first thing on the page. That makes 12 references, then. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 04:05, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Congraturations to KeiferSkunk for finding 12 references, although I only had eleven. They are:
:Greetings. One and everyone (Homestar's character page)
:its almost done (Homestar's Website
:last section to come (Stinkoman K)
:First Time Here (self-explanatory)
:Things I'll Probably Do (autobiography)
:all my dreams come TRUUUUE (part-time job)
:maybe because I like cool people (Cool Things)
:here it go (Pumpkin Carve-nival)
:Pure Genius (bedtime story)
:before they asplode (Strong Bad Zone)
:everybody wants it, everybody needs it (theme park)
I suppose that "banned for all eternity" could be a reference (3 Times Halloween Funjob), so once again, congraturations. Stay tuned for when I issue another CHALLENGE!!!!! -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 19:28, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

::Wow, I actually counted a whole bunch of DIFFERENT references than the ones above. Some of yours I got, but I apparently inferred references in some other parts of your User Page. I'll list those when I have time. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 19:32, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== HEY ==
What do you have against me???????? Before I saw your cool people I was gonna put YOU on MY cool people list.{{User:The thing/sig}} 21:48, 11 January 2006 (UTC)
:Look. I really don't think you have what it thinks to join my cool people page. There are 2 problems:
#. You bug people to make guest books.
#. You troll pages for seemingly no reason.
:But I guess I shouldn't be to hard on you. You will be removed from the BANNED list, but you will still not be placed on the list. Only when you prove yourself worthy you may join the list. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 00:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::OK

== Hey there, Marth... ==

Hey, I just saw that I'm on your cool people list! That's great! But I wanted to let you know about a couple problems in your description of me. First, contrary to popular belief, I'm American, not German. I just speak German. I've lived in the USA (California and Oregon) my whole life. Secondly, I was wondering if you might reword the part about me being a "protector of trolling", because it makes it sound like I protect trolls, not that I protect the Wiki from them. But thanks again for including me on the list in the first place. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:04, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks for the information; my page has been updated now. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 02:09, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

== Rap ==

I give up! Good rap though. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 15:38, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
:Apparently you've never seen the show before. Its the second item on my non-Homestar related list. -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 15:42, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Thought so. ==

Yeah, I knew you were talking about Marth from Fire Emblem. The thing is, I also first heard about him through SSBM.

== great new sig ==
i like purple better than blue....{{User:Seriously/sig}} 23:57, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
:orange is pretty cool too. {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:59, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
::yeah, the next time you remake the sig you should make it orange and green. that would be awesome. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 00:08, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

== Guestbook ==

Everyone's came to a decision... no more guestbooks. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 00:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, that's just the way it goes. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 01:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:Yea now mine is gone. {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:43, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hm... ==
So, why do ''certain people'' want you to not be on this website? I have to wonder....{{User:Seriously/sig}}

:Also, sorry for putting a vote for you on that STUFF page. I thought something was wrong with you sig, because what you typed originally didn't actually show up. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 17:33, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::Here's my story: A long time ago, a child (me) discovered Homestar Runner. As he got older, CERTAIN PEOPLE told him that he shouldn't go on anymore, because he had outgrew it. When he discovered the wiki, he had to make sure that this stayed secret as well. Don't tell CERTAIN PEOPLE that I told you this. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:39, 4 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. Apology accepted. I had voted on another topic which appeared normally.

:::Ahhhhhhhhh....... So, I was just being a retard? That's perfectly normal, so whatever. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 19:43, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Wait, you mean these CERTAIN PEOPLE think Homestar Runner is intended [[for kids]]? Like, for the littlest, tiniest babies? And that it's one of those crappy kids cartoons on public television? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Is it because they think, "This is a cartoon therefore it's for kids"? Well in that case, The Simpsons is a cartoon, is that ''just'' for kids? EVERYONE can enjoy Homestar Runner, no matter what age they are. Have they even ''visited'' the site? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:32, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

:::::wOOT. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 20:09, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== 12/28? ==
I can answer your date question. I checked the user creation log just to see if I was still there once. Sure enough, I was there, under the date of 12/30/2005. I scrolled up a bit, and lo and behold, you had become a user exactly ''one day'' after me. So, I hope that answers your question. Keep up the great work! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:49, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== math ==
yes, i also like the study of the fundamental properties. emphasis on fun. {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:51, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

== While you were out... ==
Just thought that you might like to know. On 2/9, around 5:00 PM Eastern time, a vandal showed up (eventually blocked by Firebird). Several of us reverted the vandalism and all is well now. Just thought that you might like to know. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:32, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

To answer what you posted on my talk, it was Dr. Who. He attacked originally just the H*R themed pages, but went after the reverting users. I got hit twice (3 more times today), KieferSkunk twice, DorianGray at least once (I think), and ACupofCoffee at least once.
He would change pages to say:

"Greetings from Dr. Who!! Wish you was here!!! If you ban me, I'll just go vandalize someone else's wiki! Have you got one? You could be next!!!"

Yeah, that type of troll. Talk atcha later, {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:39, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

== Babel/Userbox help ==

I want to add a new heading to my Babel/Userbox that doesn't exist yet. I want it to have a picture of the Dancing Brothers, then say "This user is gonna have a good time tonight." Can someone help me? -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 20:36, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

User:Marth 99

2006-02-14T20:34:20Z

Marth 99: update

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL DONE!!!!! SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99/babel

2006-02-14T20:33:30Z

Marth 99: babel complete! song still to come!

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User:Marth 99

2006-02-14T20:26:07Z

Marth 99: babel

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL IN PROGRESS!!!!!<br>
SONG TO COME!!!!!

{{Marth 99/babel}}

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-02-11T19:14:10Z

Marth 99: song to come

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL TO COME!!!!!<br>
SONG TO COME!!!!!

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==Homestar Song==
When I have more time, I will be posting my own original Homestar-rleated song. It's called "Homestarmy". Stay Tooned! {{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Will

2006-02-11T19:04:59Z

Marth 99: /* Caption contest, baby! */

[[Image:Wikistress3D 1 v3.jpg|thumb|right|200px|I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait—]]

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== New caption here! Check my [[User:Seriously/old captions|archive]] for past competitors! ==

== Overview ==

Guys, I hope you all know I rock. 'Cause you really need to.

Anyway, my name is Willis Periwinkle. I've seen every cartoon on Homestar Runner, and I can safely say I've seen most more than twice. I found out Hrwiki.org a while ago when I typed in Homsar.com to see what happened. The result was a boring website, but one that led me to Hrwiki.org. I thought the idea was a clever one and soon I went on the website regularly. now I always check Hrwiki.org before going to Homestarrunner.com. I didn't actually know what easter eggs were before going here. You can't imagine the amount of toons I had to see all over again. Ah well. T'was fun to see them again anyway.

as for music, i never liked the bands of today. i hate them with a passion, and that means you, blink 182, green day, simple plan, good charlotte, and to a lesser extent, the killers. i'd much rather go for bob dylan, iggy pop, bruce springsteen, the white stripes, the j. giels band, brian wilson, moxy fruvous, and a few others.

MY contributions are not much, Because I mostly just patrol the recent changes. I also mostly just interact with other users, making me a pretty useless user. Ah well.

== How I discovered Homestar Runner ==
Well, I actually learned about it in 2003, when my friend Marcus wore a Trogdor hoodie to school. He loved the website but I thought it sounded wierd and refused to check it out. When I moved to my new school, my friend Aidan started talking about it, and I knew I must check it out now. When I did, it became the most frequently visited website on my computer. Score.

== My favorites ==

I don't have any favorites. the toons are like my children, I love them all!

== So, who the heck is this guy?! ==

Well, I rock. That's all you really need to know. I told you that before, and I'm not happy to tell you again. That just really annoys me.

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|This thing is the cutest robot I've ever seen. Oh my god.]]
== Why the heck does this annoying jerk stay on such a cool website? ==
Because he has no friends. Kidding.

== Why the heck does this guy use so many headlines? ==

== Because he feels like it. So there. ==

== Things i'm proud of ==

I managed to revert the first pages that NSMC corrupted. No I didn't. I just wish I did.

I edit primarily on STUFF pages, and I like to think that I write valuable insights, though I doubt it.

I've now welcomed 10 users, going on 11. Not much, but I'm getting there.

Over 200 edits patrolled.

== Anything else you want to know about? ==
Email me at willdude630@yahoo.com. And my im is willisperiwinkle at aim.

== My aspirations for the future of wikidom ==
I hope to be nominated as a sysop next year. I know this will never happen, but I still wish it would. Then I could hang out with cool people like Joeyday and Thunderbird. Oh, and Grapenuts. That cereal is a-prettypretty good! Yeah, I could totally replace him as a sysop. I mean, a robot?! Oh, wait. I couldn't. If that thing had a brain, it'd have twice the iq of me. Ah well.

I also hope to fight the next NSMC kinda vandal, if ever there was one. This time, I actually know how to revert edits, and I might actually help when the next big vandal comes!

Finally, I hope to be the user most linked to pages. That'd be awesome.

When the strong bad email narrator was first up, I tried to make a fun fact and got edit conflict'd 6 times. I finally gave up and someone made the exact same thing right after me. I promptly slashed my wrists. I wish no one would be dit conflict'd anymore. I could develop software or something to prevent it. I think.

== Coolest person of the week==
[[User: Has Matt?|Hasn't Matt?]]

Note: This user is cool because he is so far the only winner of my caption contest. I know, there was another one, but I have to say even ''I'' did a better job than the other contestant did.

== cool people ==

note that these are all cool people, but only a few have been my coolest person of the week.
[[User: Trendy Totebag|Trendy Purse]],
[[User: It's dot com|The comster]],
[[User: Thunderbird L17|Lightningbird L17]],
[[User: Bubsty|Bubsy-wubsy]],
[[User: The thing| thingy]],
[[User: Marth 99|Roy 27]],
[[User: AbdiViklas|Abdi]],
[[User: JoeyDay|The Day of Joe]],
[[User: FireBird|Flamepigeon]],
[[User: Benol|Racing Oil]],
[[User: E.L. Cool| E.L. Lame]],
[[User: Venusy| Mercury]],
[[User: Has Matt?| Hasn't Matt?]],
[[User: BazookaJoe|Machinegun Bob]],
[[User: Jay|Bluejay]]
[[User: Yourmomgoestocollege|yourmomgoestolawschool]]
[[User: President Cold One|Prime Minister Warm One]]
[[User: SomekidnamedIke|Oliver]]
[[User: Trey56|Troy83]]
this is under construction. i have not found out all of my cool users yet.

== sig ==
A snowy day......{{User:Seriously/sig}}

== Caption contest, baby! ==
Who will be the winner of our best pic yet? Let's find out!
[[Image:Homfloat.PNG|thumb|This is the sweetest caption ever made. ]]

Captions start here!
#''These meditation sessions have proved to be very good for Homsar.'' {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 00:03, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#''And now, we can get a clear glimpse of the Homsar in its natural habitat.'' {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#''Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm...'' {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:43, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and that's how Homsar fell up.<br>'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh, I wish I didn't have to fly away home... — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:41, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#'''STRONG BAD''': Wow. That just freaks me out man. I didn't know that he could put both legs in one direction. The floating part doesn't bother me as much. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:04, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Can I interrupt for a sec? I just want to say that these captions are frickin' awesome. Thnaks, guys. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 03:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

User:Will

2006-02-11T19:04:08Z

Marth 99: /* Caption contest, baby! */ mine!

[[Image:Wikistress3D 1 v3.jpg|thumb|right|200px|I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait—]]

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== New caption here! Check my [[User:Seriously/old captions|archive]] for past competitors! ==

== Overview ==

Guys, I hope you all know I rock. 'Cause you really need to.

Anyway, my name is Willis Periwinkle. I've seen every cartoon on Homestar Runner, and I can safely say I've seen most more than twice. I found out Hrwiki.org a while ago when I typed in Homsar.com to see what happened. The result was a boring website, but one that led me to Hrwiki.org. I thought the idea was a clever one and soon I went on the website regularly. now I always check Hrwiki.org before going to Homestarrunner.com. I didn't actually know what easter eggs were before going here. You can't imagine the amount of toons I had to see all over again. Ah well. T'was fun to see them again anyway.

as for music, i never liked the bands of today. i hate them with a passion, and that means you, blink 182, green day, simple plan, good charlotte, and to a lesser extent, the killers. i'd much rather go for bob dylan, iggy pop, bruce springsteen, the white stripes, the j. giels band, brian wilson, moxy fruvous, and a few others.

MY contributions are not much, Because I mostly just patrol the recent changes. I also mostly just interact with other users, making me a pretty useless user. Ah well.

== How I discovered Homestar Runner ==
Well, I actually learned about it in 2003, when my friend Marcus wore a Trogdor hoodie to school. He loved the website but I thought it sounded wierd and refused to check it out. When I moved to my new school, my friend Aidan started talking about it, and I knew I must check it out now. When I did, it became the most frequently visited website on my computer. Score.

== My favorites ==

I don't have any favorites. the toons are like my children, I love them all!

== So, who the heck is this guy?! ==

Well, I rock. That's all you really need to know. I told you that before, and I'm not happy to tell you again. That just really annoys me.

[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|This thing is the cutest robot I've ever seen. Oh my god.]]
== Why the heck does this annoying jerk stay on such a cool website? ==
Because he has no friends. Kidding.

== Why the heck does this guy use so many headlines? ==

== Because he feels like it. So there. ==

== Things i'm proud of ==

I managed to revert the first pages that NSMC corrupted. No I didn't. I just wish I did.

I edit primarily on STUFF pages, and I like to think that I write valuable insights, though I doubt it.

I've now welcomed 10 users, going on 11. Not much, but I'm getting there.

Over 200 edits patrolled.

== Anything else you want to know about? ==
Email me at willdude630@yahoo.com. And my im is willisperiwinkle at aim.

== My aspirations for the future of wikidom ==
I hope to be nominated as a sysop next year. I know this will never happen, but I still wish it would. Then I could hang out with cool people like Joeyday and Thunderbird. Oh, and Grapenuts. That cereal is a-prettypretty good! Yeah, I could totally replace him as a sysop. I mean, a robot?! Oh, wait. I couldn't. If that thing had a brain, it'd have twice the iq of me. Ah well.

I also hope to fight the next NSMC kinda vandal, if ever there was one. This time, I actually know how to revert edits, and I might actually help when the next big vandal comes!

Finally, I hope to be the user most linked to pages. That'd be awesome.

When the strong bad email narrator was first up, I tried to make a fun fact and got edit conflict'd 6 times. I finally gave up and someone made the exact same thing right after me. I promptly slashed my wrists. I wish no one would be dit conflict'd anymore. I could develop software or something to prevent it. I think.

== Coolest person of the week==
[[User: Has Matt?|Hasn't Matt?]]

Note: This user is cool because he is so far the only winner of my caption contest. I know, there was another one, but I have to say even ''I'' did a better job than the other contestant did.

== cool people ==

note that these are all cool people, but only a few have been my coolest person of the week.
[[User: Trendy Totebag|Trendy Purse]],
[[User: It's dot com|The comster]],
[[User: Thunderbird L17|Lightningbird L17]],
[[User: Bubsty|Bubsy-wubsy]],
[[User: The thing| thingy]],
[[User: Marth 99|Roy 27]],
[[User: AbdiViklas|Abdi]],
[[User: JoeyDay|The Day of Joe]],
[[User: FireBird|Flamepigeon]],
[[User: Benol|Racing Oil]],
[[User: E.L. Cool| E.L. Lame]],
[[User: Venusy| Mercury]],
[[User: Has Matt?| Hasn't Matt?]],
[[User: BazookaJoe|Machinegun Bob]],
[[User: Jay|Bluejay]]
[[User: Yourmomgoestocollege|yourmomgoestolawschool]]
[[User: President Cold One|Prime Minister Warm One]]
[[User: SomekidnamedIke|Oliver]]
[[User: Trey56|Troy83]]
this is under construction. i have not found out all of my cool users yet.

== sig ==
A snowy day......{{User:Seriously/sig}}

== Caption contest, baby! ==
Who will be the winner of our best pic yet? Let's find out!
[[Image:Homfloat.PNG|thumb|This is the sweetest caption ever made. ]]

Captions start here!
#''These meditation sessions have proved to be very good for Homsar.'' {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 00:03, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#''And now, we can get a clear glimpse of the Homsar in its natural habitat.'' {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#''Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm...'' {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:43, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and that's how Homsar fell up.<br>'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh, I wish I didn't have to fly away home... — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:41, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
#'''STRONG BAD''": Wow. That just freaks me out man. I didn't know that he could put both legs in one direction. The floating part doesn't bother me as much. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:04, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Can I interrupt for a sec? I just want to say that these captions are frickin' awesome. Thnaks, guys. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 03:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

User:Marth 99

2006-02-11T18:47:02Z

Marth 99: /* Favorites */ mind made up

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL TO COME!!!!!

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: [[Coach Z]]
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-02-11T18:38:36Z

Marth 99: /* Linked To Report */ update

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL TO COME!!!!!

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 18:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 415th place with That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and RJMT, LePorello's talk page and Benol's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: depends on mood
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User talk:LePorello

2006-02-11T18:35:16Z

Marth 99: /* While I was out... */ change one word

Haldo!

Welcome to hrwiki.org! It's dot net!

But seriously, welcome to the Homestar Runner Wikipedia. We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the HRWiki Welcoming Commitee. You can also post questions on the [[Talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:

*If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help page]].
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
*Read the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user page]] to make sure that you dont accidentally violate any regulations.
*Circle every fifth letter in the article on Nunchucks until you find the clue that takes you to the hidden treasure!
*If you would like to know about what you can do in order to help out the site, check out [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]]
*If you need help on any topic not discussed on the help page, just contact one of the sysops. They'll help you out.
*If you want to interact with members of our community here at HRWiki, head on over to the forum[http://forum.hrwiki.org] to contribute.
*If you see any vandalism around the site, ask someone to help revert the page to its original state
*And above all, '''be bold''' and have fun!

You can go ahead and delete this message once you're done reading it. Normally, you are encouraged to not delete anybody's comments on your talk page, but this is just a welcome, so you can go ahead and get rid of this once you're finished. I guarantee that you won't hurt my feelings if you get rid of it. I hope that you find that the tips above help you out in establishing yourself into our community. I hope you have fun here! Now go out and enjoy yourself!

Sincerely,<br/>
{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} and the entire HRWiki welcoming committee. Happy wikiing!

==Help ==

Hey there, LePorello. Welcome to our Wiki! I saw on your user page that you needed help making a signature. Go to [[Help:Signature|this page]] to find out about all that stuff. Oh, and about pictures. Basically, all you have to do to put pictures on your page is to go to any page on the Wiki with a picture, click the edit tab, and copy and paste the image code onto your page. The image code should look something like this:

<nowiki>[[ThisIsACoolPicture.PNG|thumb|This is a cool caption.]]</nowiki>

Some will look different, though. I'm not really that good at explaining it. Ask anyone else at this Wiki for more help if you need it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's for images that are already on the wiki. If you want to add a couple of your own (and by the way, that's all that's allowed, two), see [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?]]. And hey, welcome to the double-threat wonder of Homestarrunner and this wiki! (I was a little disappointed to read your user page; I thought at first you might be a Mozart opera enthusiast; but props anyhow to anyone who uses the word "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:04, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
:By the way, I don't know if someone's mentioned this already, but one of the handiest editting tricks is that—if you're logged in—you can simply put three tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) at the end of your comment on any talk page to leave your signature (it creates the same code you just used above). A fourth tilde will add the time and date (as I'm about to use), and a fifth will give ''just'' the time and date. And in general, it's nice to edit logged-in as yourself whenever possible, just so you're recognized. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:12, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you! <small> (By the way, I don't use "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) </small> [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 17:28, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Just Stoppin' By! ==

Sup man? Just noticed that you were kind of new, so, I know you've already been formally welcomed, but I just wanted to stop in and say hi! Happy wiki...ing... (oh, and check out your guestbook) {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:33, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Bolding/Italicizing ==

Instead of using <nowiki><b> and <i> tags </nowiki>, you can also just use apostraphies. doing <nowiki>'''''THIS'''''</nowiki> will come out as '''''THIS''''', the same thing as the b and i tags. You can also change the number of apostraphies on each side to change the emphasis.

''TWO''

'''THREE'''

'''''FIVE'''''

Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Sig==

First of all, click on the button on the top of your screen that says "preferences". It's between "my talk" and "my watchlist" links. Then where it says "Nickname", type this in: <nowiki>{{User:LePorello/Sig}}</nowiki> and make sure that the little box underneath it, about "raw signatures" is ''checked''. Make sure you press "save preferences" when you're done all that, then let me know when that's done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Go [[User:LePorello/sig|here]]. Whatever you make that page will show up as your signature. Let us know on the talk page there what you want your signature to be, and we'll help the best we can. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:40, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Quiz ==

I found your easter eggs. From top to bottom: the i, the !, the ', the 3, the other ', the ?, and the other i. Yay!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Congraturation! BTW, did you notice that the last "i" linked to you? [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:17, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:I made a minor fix on two of your easter eggs, to make them a bit harder to find. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

What minor fixes? I couldn't find the fixes (though the easter eggs were all still there). [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:It's kinda hard to explain. I did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ALePorello&diff=226329&oldid=226327 this]. Basically I just made the underlines in the links solid by moving around the spaces a bit, to make the easter eggs a bit harder to see. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for the sig! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:40, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I actually did noticethat the i linked to me. That was slightly more than minorly awesome.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Update: There is now one more easter egg. Mu-hu-ha-ha. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I found it (it's a .)--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:15, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Stress Level ==

Can anyone find me a picture of the stress level indicator (the thermometer-like tube) with nothing in it? You know, just the tube and labels? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:06, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think we have one of that. It only goes from "just fine" to "I quit/I need a vacation."{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 20:59, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

It actually goes up to "Run for cover." I don't think I've seen one up that high, though...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:16, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

KUL. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

no, the thing has run for cover. but, how the heck do you even put images on a page? i don't get it. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Quiz ==

That's a pretty cool quiz you got there! It's a lot harder than [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s. I got 7 out of 10. By the way, did you actually count the number of clouds in level 6.1, or was it already on the page? Man, that question was hard! Well, anyway, see ya. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}22:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I, believe it or not, counted the clouds in 6.1 (don't ask why). Hope I get more responses! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:18, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooh! I like it! 9/10. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== STUFF vote ==

Hey there: I just noticed that you've voted on the "Salad as a rock" item in STUFF to accept both the revision and the original. Therefore, I thought I'd let you know that you can actually only vote to accept one revision or the original (but you can vote to decline any number versions). You'll want to remove one of your votes or someone will do it for you (at least by the time this item closes). Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

Done. Happy '06! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 05:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==Foxtrot Referance, or am I just a rambling weirdo?==
:About your comment on [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]'s guestbook; did you get that from the comic strip [http://www.foxtrot.com foxtrot]? Or... am I just stupid and thats a popular sentance? Personally, I think Foxtrot is the greatest comic strip of all time next to Calvin And Hobbes. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

I did and I agree completely. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
:Woah! It's not often that you find a foxtrot fan. Most people just say "Foxtrot who?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:55, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
== Latin ==

Please don't dig up the grave. :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:52, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

:Oh, now I understand. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:54, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You got it! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:55, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

So, I couldn't find the second word. But based on the first I'm guessing it's "I doubt it. I drove." {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. "Pellere" means "to drive" in Latin. You ARE awexome. (And I mean awexome!)
{{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Seriously. Homsar ''is'' the pride of the peaches. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:32, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

As the quote says. Correct!{{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:08, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

Number 4: It's Homestar's quote from Potion-ma-jig: "Thanks. You win!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

It is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:10, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

"I'm a new man!" Coach Z, [[other days]] Did I get it? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:55, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

In the quickest time yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 19:56, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

"Dear oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad." From [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:37, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Finally! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's a guess for the new one: "Where's the ghost?" from [[That A Ghost]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:34, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

And it is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

OK, I ''think'' this one is correct, here goes: "I'm doomed." -Strong Sad, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpakin Carve-nival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}

Nope. Good guess though. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

SS isn't doomed. He's evil. [[different town]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner, we have a winner! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This has gotta be a record. I too, am so glad The Cheat is not dead. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. You are tied for first with Has Matt? now. Now just cry out BOO-YAH! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

How about this one, LePorello: I'm forever your girl? Maybe? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 23:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

"Now this is the thrill of a lifetime!" - [[Happy T]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Has Matt? got it. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

== chat channel ==
:The chat channel is an IRC Chat Channel... like a chatroom for wiki users. (I don't know too much about it; don't use it very often). On that bar at the left of the screen, below the words "external links" and below the link to fanstuff, there's a link to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Gotcha. Good luck! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::That said, bye LePorello, and may you always love Foxtrot! (I know I will...). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== How to bring on? I haven't a clue. ==

How in teh world do u bring pictures onto the wiki from other places? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:22, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ya ya, Bubsty is everyones friend on the wiki(like me), but he isn't a freaken hero! I mean, Bubsty has done many great things. He is just quiting the hr wiki for a long period of time! It's not the end of homestar runner! So don't worry. You just have to wait. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} January 14, 2006

:To answer your question about pictures, have the thing you want on your screen. Press "print screen" (at the top right of the keyboard). Then, go to something like MS Paint and right click and click "paste". Crop it to what you'd want to upload to the wiki and save it. Then, go to the wiki. On the left, click "upload file". Make sure there isn't a picture with the same name by clicking "list of uploaded images" and searcning. Type something for a name that isn't taken under "destination filename", hit "browse", and go to where you saved it to, and click it. Give the picture a summary, then hit "upload file", then it's there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

It won't let me bring the picture on. It's the picture of the word "Homestar" on Main Page 4 (on Homestar's shirt). I want to add it to [[Fonts]] as the font "Brush Script MT" (I checked, it is that font). If someone could add it for me, that would be very helpful. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:32, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Eggs ==

Can YOU find all of the eggs? [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 22:12, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

:Did YOU? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

::On my user page. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 23:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool People==
I don't know if you know already, but you have obtained status in my cool people list. Congratulations! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:50, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
:P.S. Do you like my new sig?

Yes to both! Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==Totally Awexome==
Thanks for putting me on your list of Totally Awexome People. I found my name under "Marzipan". -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 15:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I picked 10 especially cool users, found a quote which could take 10 users, and alphabetized the usernames. So, you're welcome! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== While I was out... ==

What kind of vandal was he? Did he use any expletives or did he simply blank pages? Did he attack user pages or just the Homestar pages? Please let me know. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. I can't believe I missed it! I would have helped you guys.

User talk:LePorello

2006-02-11T18:34:35Z

Marth 99: While I was out...

Haldo!

Welcome to hrwiki.org! It's dot net!

But seriously, welcome to the Homestar Runner Wikipedia. We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the HRWiki Welcoming Commitee. You can also post questions on the [[Talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:

*If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help page]].
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
*Read the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user page]] to make sure that you dont accidentally violate any regulations.
*Circle every fifth letter in the article on Nunchucks until you find the clue that takes you to the hidden treasure!
*If you would like to know about what you can do in order to help out the site, check out [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]]
*If you need help on any topic not discussed on the help page, just contact one of the sysops. They'll help you out.
*If you want to interact with members of our community here at HRWiki, head on over to the forum[http://forum.hrwiki.org] to contribute.
*If you see any vandalism around the site, ask someone to help revert the page to its original state
*And above all, '''be bold''' and have fun!

You can go ahead and delete this message once you're done reading it. Normally, you are encouraged to not delete anybody's comments on your talk page, but this is just a welcome, so you can go ahead and get rid of this once you're finished. I guarantee that you won't hurt my feelings if you get rid of it. I hope that you find that the tips above help you out in establishing yourself into our community. I hope you have fun here! Now go out and enjoy yourself!

Sincerely,<br/>
{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} and the entire HRWiki welcoming committee. Happy wikiing!

==Help ==

Hey there, LePorello. Welcome to our Wiki! I saw on your user page that you needed help making a signature. Go to [[Help:Signature|this page]] to find out about all that stuff. Oh, and about pictures. Basically, all you have to do to put pictures on your page is to go to any page on the Wiki with a picture, click the edit tab, and copy and paste the image code onto your page. The image code should look something like this:

<nowiki>[[ThisIsACoolPicture.PNG|thumb|This is a cool caption.]]</nowiki>

Some will look different, though. I'm not really that good at explaining it. Ask anyone else at this Wiki for more help if you need it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's for images that are already on the wiki. If you want to add a couple of your own (and by the way, that's all that's allowed, two), see [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?]]. And hey, welcome to the double-threat wonder of Homestarrunner and this wiki! (I was a little disappointed to read your user page; I thought at first you might be a Mozart opera enthusiast; but props anyhow to anyone who uses the word "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:04, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
:By the way, I don't know if someone's mentioned this already, but one of the handiest editting tricks is that—if you're logged in—you can simply put three tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) at the end of your comment on any talk page to leave your signature (it creates the same code you just used above). A fourth tilde will add the time and date (as I'm about to use), and a fifth will give ''just'' the time and date. And in general, it's nice to edit logged-in as yourself whenever possible, just so you're recognized. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:12, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you! <small> (By the way, I don't use "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) </small> [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 17:28, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Just Stoppin' By! ==

Sup man? Just noticed that you were kind of new, so, I know you've already been formally welcomed, but I just wanted to stop in and say hi! Happy wiki...ing... (oh, and check out your guestbook) {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:33, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Bolding/Italicizing ==

Instead of using <nowiki><b> and <i> tags </nowiki>, you can also just use apostraphies. doing <nowiki>'''''THIS'''''</nowiki> will come out as '''''THIS''''', the same thing as the b and i tags. You can also change the number of apostraphies on each side to change the emphasis.

''TWO''

'''THREE'''

'''''FIVE'''''

Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Sig==

First of all, click on the button on the top of your screen that says "preferences". It's between "my talk" and "my watchlist" links. Then where it says "Nickname", type this in: <nowiki>{{User:LePorello/Sig}}</nowiki> and make sure that the little box underneath it, about "raw signatures" is ''checked''. Make sure you press "save preferences" when you're done all that, then let me know when that's done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Go [[User:LePorello/sig|here]]. Whatever you make that page will show up as your signature. Let us know on the talk page there what you want your signature to be, and we'll help the best we can. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:40, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Quiz ==

I found your easter eggs. From top to bottom: the i, the !, the ', the 3, the other ', the ?, and the other i. Yay!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Congraturation! BTW, did you notice that the last "i" linked to you? [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:17, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:I made a minor fix on two of your easter eggs, to make them a bit harder to find. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

What minor fixes? I couldn't find the fixes (though the easter eggs were all still there). [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:It's kinda hard to explain. I did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ALePorello&diff=226329&oldid=226327 this]. Basically I just made the underlines in the links solid by moving around the spaces a bit, to make the easter eggs a bit harder to see. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for the sig! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:40, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I actually did noticethat the i linked to me. That was slightly more than minorly awesome.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Update: There is now one more easter egg. Mu-hu-ha-ha. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I found it (it's a .)--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:15, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Stress Level ==

Can anyone find me a picture of the stress level indicator (the thermometer-like tube) with nothing in it? You know, just the tube and labels? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:06, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think we have one of that. It only goes from "just fine" to "I quit/I need a vacation."{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 20:59, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

It actually goes up to "Run for cover." I don't think I've seen one up that high, though...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:16, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

KUL. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

no, the thing has run for cover. but, how the heck do you even put images on a page? i don't get it. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Quiz ==

That's a pretty cool quiz you got there! It's a lot harder than [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s. I got 7 out of 10. By the way, did you actually count the number of clouds in level 6.1, or was it already on the page? Man, that question was hard! Well, anyway, see ya. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}22:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I, believe it or not, counted the clouds in 6.1 (don't ask why). Hope I get more responses! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:18, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooh! I like it! 9/10. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== STUFF vote ==

Hey there: I just noticed that you've voted on the "Salad as a rock" item in STUFF to accept both the revision and the original. Therefore, I thought I'd let you know that you can actually only vote to accept one revision or the original (but you can vote to decline any number versions). You'll want to remove one of your votes or someone will do it for you (at least by the time this item closes). Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

Done. Happy '06! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 05:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==Foxtrot Referance, or am I just a rambling weirdo?==
:About your comment on [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]'s guestbook; did you get that from the comic strip [http://www.foxtrot.com foxtrot]? Or... am I just stupid and thats a popular sentance? Personally, I think Foxtrot is the greatest comic strip of all time next to Calvin And Hobbes. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

I did and I agree completely. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
:Woah! It's not often that you find a foxtrot fan. Most people just say "Foxtrot who?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:55, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
== Latin ==

Please don't dig up the grave. :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:52, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

:Oh, now I understand. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:54, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You got it! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:55, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

So, I couldn't find the second word. But based on the first I'm guessing it's "I doubt it. I drove." {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. "Pellere" means "to drive" in Latin. You ARE awexome. (And I mean awexome!)
{{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Seriously. Homsar ''is'' the pride of the peaches. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:32, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

As the quote says. Correct!{{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:08, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

Number 4: It's Homestar's quote from Potion-ma-jig: "Thanks. You win!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

It is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:10, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

"I'm a new man!" Coach Z, [[other days]] Did I get it? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:55, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

In the quickest time yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 19:56, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

"Dear oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad." From [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:37, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Finally! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's a guess for the new one: "Where's the ghost?" from [[That A Ghost]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:34, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

And it is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

OK, I ''think'' this one is correct, here goes: "I'm doomed." -Strong Sad, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpakin Carve-nival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}

Nope. Good guess though. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

SS isn't doomed. He's evil. [[different town]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner, we have a winner! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This has gotta be a record. I too, am so glad The Cheat is not dead. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. You are tied for first with Has Matt? now. Now just cry out BOO-YAH! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

How about this one, LePorello: I'm forever your girl? Maybe? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 23:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

"Now this is the thrill of a lifetime!" - [[Happy T]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Has Matt? got it. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

== chat channel ==
:The chat channel is an IRC Chat Channel... like a chatroom for wiki users. (I don't know too much about it; don't use it very often). On that bar at the left of the screen, below the words "external links" and below the link to fanstuff, there's a link to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Gotcha. Good luck! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::That said, bye LePorello, and may you always love Foxtrot! (I know I will...). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== How to bring on? I haven't a clue. ==

How in teh world do u bring pictures onto the wiki from other places? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:22, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ya ya, Bubsty is everyones friend on the wiki(like me), but he isn't a freaken hero! I mean, Bubsty has done many great things. He is just quiting the hr wiki for a long period of time! It's not the end of homestar runner! So don't worry. You just have to wait. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} January 14, 2006

:To answer your question about pictures, have the thing you want on your screen. Press "print screen" (at the top right of the keyboard). Then, go to something like MS Paint and right click and click "paste". Crop it to what you'd want to upload to the wiki and save it. Then, go to the wiki. On the left, click "upload file". Make sure there isn't a picture with the same name by clicking "list of uploaded images" and searcning. Type something for a name that isn't taken under "destination filename", hit "browse", and go to where you saved it to, and click it. Give the picture a summary, then hit "upload file", then it's there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

It won't let me bring the picture on. It's the picture of the word "Homestar" on Main Page 4 (on Homestar's shirt). I want to add it to [[Fonts]] as the font "Brush Script MT" (I checked, it is that font). If someone could add it for me, that would be very helpful. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:32, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Eggs ==

Can YOU find all of the eggs? [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 22:12, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

:Did YOU? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

::On my user page. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 23:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool People==
I don't know if you know already, but you have obtained status in my cool people list. Congratulations! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:50, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
:P.S. Do you like my new sig?

Yes to both! Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==Totally Awexome==
Thanks for putting me on your list of Totally Awexome People. I found my name under "Marzipan". -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 15:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I picked 10 especially cool users, found a quote which could take 10 users, and alphabetized the usernames. So, you're welcome! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== While I was out... ==

What kind of vandal was he? Did he use any vandalism or did he simply blank pages? Did he attack user pages or just the Homestar pages? Please let me know. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. I can't believe I missed it! I would have helped you guys.

User:Marth 99

2006-02-09T19:18:43Z

Marth 99: /* Linked To Report */ move on up

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL TO COME!!!!!

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 19:18, 9 February 2006 (UTC): 57 links, tied in 413th place with Stinkoman Enemies/Items, That a Ghost, TGS Issue 3, They Might Be Giants, Users NFITC1 and LePorello, and Venusy's sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: depends on mood
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Marth 99

2006-02-08T19:56:01Z

Marth 99: new section: linked to report

Greetings. One and everyone. Welcome to Me! Marth 99!

BABEL TO COME!!!!!

==Linked To Report==
Current linked to pages status: 55 links, tied in 425th place with [[Sightings]] and [[User:Venusy|Venusy's]] sig. Yes, his sig.

==My Name==
Okay, about my name. I know its not Homestar related, but when I created my own site, I wanted to use this name. However, since I know absolute CRAP about website management, I decided this would have to do.

==Background Info==

Okay here goes. NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS PAGE. That's right, nobody. CERTAIN PEOPLE think that Homestar is for kids only and CERTAIN PEOPLE are wrong. CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE think that this site is a waste of time and they are wrong as well. I can do what I want with my life.

<strike>Another thing. I will NEVER tell anyone what my real name is. There is a reason why I never put my email address when I registered. I don't want CERTAIN PEOPLE to find this site and ban me from my computer for all of eternity.</strike>

Whatever. If all goes as planned, CERTAIN PEOPLE will never find this page anyway. So I can tell you who I am. My name is Mike Harvey and I live in a small town in Massachusetts. I am, yes, a junior in high school and I still will not let you down.

==First Time Here==
I was introduced to Homestar by my friend Keith; roughly around 3/6/03 (because [[unused emails]] was the new email). My first toon? [[The Interview]].

It took me 2.5 more years to find this site. I was on Wikipedia for a school assignment, and I thought "lets search for Homestar." Imagine my surprise when I found out there was a whole 'nother website devoted to it!

==Things I'll Probably Do==
I'm not here for major stuff, like creating pages and the like. I'll just wander around the site, watching for what needs to be added. My specialty is the [[Nicknames]] page. I'll also check out the Recent Changes page if there are any talks I can jump into. [[STUFF]] will also be no match for my democratic power of voting. Until then, maybe [[Strong Bad]] will answer one of my emails someday...someday...when all my dreams come TRUUUUUUUUUE!!!!

==History Lesson==
U guys wanna know how long ago 3/6/03 was? Well...
*[[Trogdor]] didn't have a game yet
*[[the show]] came out as a new email
*[[Main Page 17]] was the newest main
*There was no [[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] had only 2 episodes
*and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] was still on the site!
*pretty weird huh?

==Favorites==
*Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Short: [[The Interview]]
*Halloween: [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*Decemberween: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Other Holiday: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*Tandy Email: [[spring cleaning]]
*Compy Email: [[different town]], [[stupid stuff]], and [[theme park]]
*Lappy Email: [[long pants]], [[rock opera]], [[record book]], and [[geddup noise]]
*Game: [[TROGDOR!]]
*Character: depends on mood
*Website: homestarrunner.com

==A non-Homestar related list of interests==
WARNING: these links have almost nothing to do with the topic. See for yourself.
:[[Strong Badman|Teen Titans]]
:[[ghosts|Danny Phantom]]
:[[video games|The Jak series]]
:[[Stinkoman 20X6|Kingdom Hearts]]
:[[Weekly Fanstuff|Fan Fiction]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad|Sprite Comics]]
:[[Coach Z|Basketball]]
:[[Videro Games|Super Smash Bros. Melee]]
:[[Death|Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]
:[[Website Sightings|Neglected Mario Characters]]
:[[Caleb Rentpayer|Family Guy]]
:[[different town|The Simpsons]]
:[[property of ones|Math]]
:[[The King of Town|Chicken cutlets]]
:[[stupid stuff|Jimmy Neutron]] (including the two [[death metal|Power Hours]])
:And other various [[Crap|crap]].

==Cool People==
Uh, maybe because I like cool people? Here it go.

#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]- My welcomer. He is, in my professional opinion, one of the greatest gnomes I have ever seen.
#[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]- One of the smartest guys on the wiki, he taught me how to revert pages. Pure Genius, this guy.
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]- Master of German, one of the most trustworthy guys I know and proud protector against trolling.
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]- Always looking to help new users, he works on the inside, stopping problems before they asplode.
#[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]]- Okay, I don't know who this guy is, but he's still cool.
#[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]- From 1939, this guy is one of the coolest there is.
#[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]]- New to the wiki, this guy definitely has potential for wikiness and coolosity.
#[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]- Always in the heart of the wiki, he will be remembered and missed by all. (until he comes back, at least.)
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]- He knows Latin! Only cool people know Latin! He also scores high on my unaired respect list, too!
#[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]- For figuring out how to go to a random user page. Not very relevant, but still very cool.
#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]]- Hello? This guy kinda MADE the wiki? How is he ''not'' cool?

BANNED FOR LIFE LIST
#WillyonWheels: the move vandal
#NSMC: the profanity vandal
#Yeltensic: the guestbook vandal

==Accomplishments==
*12/31/05: Became a user.
*1/12/06: Beat Level 50 of TROGDOR!
*1/14/06: Created the article [[Strong Bad Screaming]].
*1/16/06: Winning [[User:LePorello|LePorello's]] Latin Translation (Thanks. You win!)
*1/22/06: Created my sig! {{User:Marth 99/sig}}
*1/23/06: Strong Bad Screaming gets [[deleted]].
*2/4/06: Created the article [[Index Cards]].
*2/7/06: Helped the guys create the [[narrator]] page. I was the janitor; mostly cleanup.

Everybody wants it, everybody needs it, it's time for

==QUOTES!!!==

*"Sitting on a couch is boring when there isn't a TV or a hangglider in front of it" Homestar, [[Cool Things]]
*"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the fortball torm!" Baby Coach Z, [[highschool]]
*"Okay, King, Count Longardeaux needs an eating record. So...just eat lunch like you normally do and you'll probably set several without even trying" Strong Bad, [[record book]]
*"I got an email/snailmail/polishemail in my pocket, and I think it's going to melt" Strong Bad, [[other days]]
*'''STRONG BAD''': This is a subpoena! I summons Exhibit 4-B to my chambers!
:'''HOMESTAR''': Sustained! (from [[rampage]])
*"I'm practicing. Closing my eyes. I'm not very good. At it. Though" Homestar, [[boring (really)]]
*"Well that's just simply not true. I wear long pants always long pants I'm a long pants man long pants long pants" Homestar, [[long pants]]
*"Foolish Homestar. It's not about getting people presents, it's about getting people '''good presents!'''" Strong Bad, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*"DENTIST! (jugga jigga wugga) DELI-STYLE! (jugga jigga wugga)" Brainkreig, [[death metal]]

==In Memoriam: Strong Bad Screaming==
[[Image:OtherHell.png|thumb|right|"AHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
There are several instances of '''[[Strong Bad]] screaming'''. Generally these come whenever he becomes freaked out, but there are other exceptions.

'''Appearances'''

*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] - When he and [[Homestar Runner]] become trapped in "Blue Fadey Land", he freaks out after finding out that they aren't in heaven and there's no way out.
*Email [[sibbie]] - He screams and destroys Homestar's boombox after hearing two songs he never intended on creating on it.
*Email [[virus]] - Strong Bad actually screams twice. Once when the Homestar popups appear, and once again after he learns that [[Bubs]] shot his [[Compy 386|computer]].
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]] - At [[Little Girl]]'s request, Strong Bad does his trademark scream.
*Email [[secret recipes]] - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] scream and run away before [[Coach Z]] "pukes his pants".
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad freaks out and screams when [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes]] land on his foot. The Cheat then destroys them with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[highschool]] - Strongbadiophage, Strong Bad's unicellular ancestor, screams after the Homestarmecium splits into eight.

This article was a stub. Do not bother trying to expand it.

==One Final Note==

<font color=White><blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:Why?!?!?!?!</div>

Dear Strong Bad<br />
Why won't you answer any of my emails?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Marth 99

And without further ado...<br />
Brooooooooodakadakadakadakadaka daka daka daka daka....[[Special:Random|Doosh.]]

User:Bluebry

2006-02-08T19:49:03Z

Marth 99: /* Object of the week */ gold!!!

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=== Hey, anyone know how to edit monobook.js? I just need my new message thing blue, if possible. ===

== About me ==
Hey everyone! I'm Bluebry muffin.I got my name from one of Homestar's lines in the [[Experimental Film]] commentary. I like to program software. Nothing much, just no use programs. Like a random number generator. Not really too important. Or a slot machine with graphics done in Paint (the program)? They're BITMAPS! But uh, anyways I do like the song Experimental Film. Yeah. Yeah. Ok then, um, bye. Oh yeah, bye the way, I have an old [[Wikipedia:IMac|iMac]], a computer similar to [[Tangerine Dreams|Tan]][[G|g]][[Tangerine Dreams|erine Dreams]], [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] computer. Except mine's a different color (grape). Other than that, they're twins. My proudest moment on the wiki: The time I added something to a fun facts list without knowing it had already been mentioned. So, I guess that's more like my most embarrasing moment. Also, because of my username, I now cannot say "Blueberry" the way I used to. Oh, wait, yes I can. Nevermind. Anyways, leave a message and I'll get right back to you. ''Beep''

== Favorite things ==
*'''TV Show:''' Monk
*'''Podcast:''' Nightline
*'''Album:''' "in 3D" ''By "Weird Al" Yankovic
*'''Movie:''' A Night at the Roxbury
*'''SNL Skit:''' Weekend Update
*'''Flash Cartoon:''' Homestar Runner
*'''Sport:''' Golf

[[Image:Wikistress3D 1 v3.jpg|thumb|Even though I finished all of my work at 8:53, I'm happy (weird).]]

== Todo ==

=== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Guestbooks&oldid=244812| Wanna see something funny?] ===
I accidentally placed my ENTIRE USER PAGE in the approve section. Look!



#Get at least fifty pictures in the Tangerine Dreams section.
#Buy Strong Bad Sings.
#Stare at Takin' A Break for an hour.
#Make 5 unreverted edits in a row. {{tick}}

== Read! ==

=== First person to find all 11 e<font color = "blue">gg</font>s wins! Ready?... No? ...Too bad! Go!=== 

== Oh, hey Pom Pom, I just heard the most hilarious quotes... ==

[[Strong Sad]]:
*"I'm sad 'cause I'm flying" - [[Main Page 15]]
[[Homestar]]:
*"Hey Stwong Sad, Batman. What awe you guys doing in my house?" - [[caper]]
*"Backyawd peaches! Tweats come twue! Kawate Summer, what wouldja do? The wold is the egg, and diapews come twue..." - [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*"Hey lady" (to Marzipan) - [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

== Quotes that should exist ==

[[Strong Bad]]:
*''Singing'' "I'm Riiiidin'! On a play hay hay hay hane...of apple sauce."
[[Image:strongbadcaption.PNG|right|thumb|I'm Riiiidin'! On a play hay hay hay hane...of apple sauce.]]
[[Homestar]]
*"So that's when I said, the monkey wench was the best thing to slice bwead with."
*"I'm the walking Pliché!"
*"Mawzipan! Can I make a towew out of youw tofu pie?"
*"Hey Mawzipan, can I date my wacecaw bed now?"
[[Marzipan]]
*"That's a very funny voice Strong Mad."
[[The Cheat]]
*"Meh meh-he middle meh he" '''''Yes Strong Bad, I blew up Marzipan's EnviroCar.'''''
[[Senor Cardgage]]
*"I'll have to check my remembery banks for that one." {{User:Salty/sig}}

== A conversation that probably existed in '98 ==
[[Image:sbemail37.PNG|right|thumb|Hey, did you catch the game last night?]]
Person 1: Hey, did you catch the game last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was good!

Person 1: What game are we talking about?

Person 2: I don't know.

Person 3: Oh! Person 1! Can I have your autograph?

Person 1: So no one else can see... {signs autograph}

Person 3: Thanks! Can I take your oder now?

Person 2: Yes, I'll have the Late latte. I'm late for a meeting.

Person 1: I hate cheesyness.

All: We all do! {fake laughs}

Person 4: Cut! That was NOT Spaceballs. Try it again!

Person 1: Okay, okay.

Persons 1, 2, 3, and 3.14: Domo Arigato Mr. Tom Brady!

Person 1: Domo.

pERSON 2: <small>Domo.</small>

== Bye Everyone! ==
Everyone's leaving!

First Bubsty, 

Then Homestramy20,

and now DBK! (Who's back!) (Who left!... again)

and The thing (Who's back)

(If I missed you, you can add your name.)

== Book ==
I made a story!

Why not?

Little Johnny was a young boy who liked to eat mustard staight from the little package. One day, he blah blah blah ... (Now you're asleep) ... dot dot dot ... (Now you're awake) ... "But what about the butter farm?" asked young Johnny. "It's gonna be alright" said Grampa in his pajamas. They both walk out of the Convienience store and drive off into the sunset, to Maine. The End.

Should I publish it?

Let me know!

== Cool people list! ==

Hello, um, everyone has these but mine is about people who did things first for me (user page, talk page, on and on). I'm still finding everyone so far.

Uh, [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<font color="orange">Talk</font>]] · [[Special:Contributions/Has Matt?|<font color="orange">Contributions</font>]]</small> was the user who welcomed me (see it [[User_talk:Bluebry_muffin#Welcome.21|here]]).

And [[User:Salty|Salty]] <small>[[User_talk:Salty|<font color="orange">Talk</font>]] · [[Special:Contributions/Salty|<font color="orange">Contributions</font>]]</small> was the first person to sign my guestbook (see it <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&oldid=237168|<font color="blue">here</font>]</span>).

[[User:The thing|The thing]] <small>[[User_talk:The thing|<font color="orange">Talk</font>]] · [[Special:Contributions/The thing|<font color="orange">Contributions</font>]]</small> was the first person to give their favorite sbemail(See it <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&direction=prev&oldid=237411|<font color="blue">here</font>]</span>), and to sign my second guestbook (See it <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&direction=next&oldid=237389|<font color="blue">here</font>]</span>).

[[User:Dantheburgerking|Dantheburgerking]] <small>[[User_talk:Dantheburgerking|<font color="orange">Talk</font>]] · [[Special:Contributions/Dantheburgerking|<font color="orange">Contributions</font>]]</small> was the first person to participate in the poll.

[[User:Thekillerdynamo|Thekillerdynamo]] <small>[[User_talk:Thekillerdynamo|<font color="orange">Talk</font>]] · [[Special:Contributions/Thekillerdynamo|<font color="orange">Contributions</font>]]</small> was the first person to place their iMac photo on the TD section

[[User:RJMT|RJMT]] <small>[[User_talk:RJMT|<font color="orange">Talk</font>]] · [[Special:Contributions/RJMT|<font color="orange">Contributions</font>]]</small> was the first person to place their favorite toon below.

== Favorite Toon ==

*'''Short:''' [[Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]] {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}}
*'''Toon:''' [[Shopping for Danger]] and [[A Jorb Well Done]] {{User:RJMT/sig}} Am I doing this right?
*'''Holiday:''' [[A Mother's Day Message]] {{User:RJMT/sig}}
*[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Bluebry_muffin&action=edit&section=12 Add your own!]

== Polls! ==
Favorite Character

Who is your favorite character?

Rules:
#'''Do not add characters.'''
#'''Only one vote per person.''' (unfortunatly, no IPs)

Example:
*[[Image:Homestar_in_highschool.png|left|30px]]<font color=blue>Jeff</font> - <font color=blue>User 1</font>,<font color=blue> User 2</font>



*[[Image:Marzipan_in_highschool.png|left|30px]]<font color=blue>Jan</font> - <font color=blue>User 3</font>,<font color=blue> User 4</font>

*[[Image:homestar.PNG|left|30px]][[Homestar Runner|Homestawe... Wunner]] - {{User:RJMT/sig}}

*[[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|left|30px]][[Strong Bad]] -

*[[Image:modernthecheat.gif|left|30px]][[The Cheat|(Talking The Cheat)]] - {{user: Darth Cow/sig}}[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

*[[Image:strongmad.PNG|left|30px]][[Strong Mad|STRONG MAD!!]] -

*[[Image:strongsad.png|left|30px]][[Strong Sad]] - {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}}

*[[Image:pompom.PNG|left|30px]][[Pom Pom|(Bubbles)]] -

*[[Image:marzipan.png|left|30px]][[Marzipan|Bluebry, I can't say my name right now. I'm in silence for the whales.]] -

*[[Image:coach-z.png|left|30px]][[Coach Z]] -

*[[Image:Bubs.png|left|30px]][[Bubs]] - {{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}

*[[Image:kot.PNG|left|30px]][[The King of Town|The King of Town <sup><small>Doo hoo hoo...</small></sup>]] -

*[[Image:poopsmith.PNG|left|30px]][[The Poopsmith|(silence)]] -

*[[Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|left|30px]][[Homsar|<font color=purple>Purple</font>]] - {{User:Homsarroks/sig}}

== Object of the week ==
I'll try to update this every Monday.

Ok, where did this object come from (what toon/SBEmail/etc.)?

[[Image:Blueberry.PNG|left|thumb|Strong Bad is holding a piece of rolled up paper.]]

Place your ideas below. First one with it at the end of the week wins! (I will look at the history)
# I think it's from '''something''' {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 03:48, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Ideas:
#I was looking for a place to hide my Aztec gold. [[couch patch]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 19:49, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

== SBASAF Mission Control ==
[[Image:Sbemail138.PNG|right|thumb|5...4...3...2...1...]]
My two Guestbooks, Guestbook 1 and 3.14 have been selected to go into outer space to do missions for NASA. I mean, SBASAF. And because of [[HRWiki:Guestbooks | This new rule]].

== Tangerine Dreams ==
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">
Tangerine Dreams is my favorite thing in the H*R universe. Here are a buncha pictures of it.
</blockquote><blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">
Also - if you have a Mac from around this era (basically G3, I think. Around Late 90's, Early 2000's) please, take a picture of it, and post it on here (leave Tangerine Dreams up to me). I also would like all eOne and ePower owners to place their pics here too! Thanks!

</blockquote>

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Picture !! Description
|-
| [[Image:tangerine dreams.PNG|75px]]
| [[Tangerine Dreams]] is awesome. And is orange.
|-
| [[Image:Puppet Tangerine.PNG|75px]]
| Da '''''real''''' Tangerine Dreams
|-
| [[Image:Main22TangerineDreams.PNG|75px]]
| Tangerine Dreams, Homestar, and Strong Bad, as friends. Awwwwww.
|-
| [[Image:bkrndtoconvertpng.PNG|75px]]
| Tangerine Dreams' back (provided by [[User:Smileyface11945|Smileyface11945]] - Thanks!)
|-
| [[Image:sbemail13.PNG|75px]]
| Tangerine Dreams IM
|-
| [[Image:sbemail34.PNG|75px]]
| Tangerine Dreams in underwears (how's it going, Texas?)
|-
| [[Image:sbmail60picture.png|75px]]
| Tangerine Dreams probably creating a massive paradox.
|-
| [[Image:cheatroom.png|75px]]
| Tangerine Dreams back.
|-
| [[Image:chicago sample.png|75px]]
| Keep on '''<font face="Chicago" color="Black">File Edit Help</font>'''in'!
|-
| [[Image:Powered Tangerine.PNG|75px]]
| Poorly drawn.
|-
| [[Image:Full Dreams Flash.png|75px]]
| A full Tangerine Dreams.
|-
| [[Image:Tandy logo.PNG|75px]]
| The Tangerine Dreams manufacturer's logo.
|-
| [[Image:Killerdynamocompy.jpg|75px]]
| [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty's]] computer, Aquamarine Dreams (Image provided by [[User:Thekillerdynamo|Thekillerdynamo]] - Thanks to you, too!)
|}


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Stinkoman

2006-02-07T21:11:18Z

Marth 99: rv. again, this is not Stinko's filmography.

[[Image:stinkoman.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"Are you asking for a challenge?!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{forgame|Stinkoman 20X6}}

[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|left|Looking for challenge]]
'''Stinkoman''' (also spelled '''Stinko Man''') is [[Strong Bad]]'s [[20X6]] counterpart. He is an amalgam of anime clichés, including blue hair, big eyes, a blocky sort of body and an obsession with challenging and fighting. His greatest fight was against [[Stickly Man]], who wasn't much of a challenge. He seems more than willing to eat dirt, since he has done so on more than one occasion. Stinkoman apparently has a [[Cell Phone|cell phone]], as he claims to when he invites [[Marzipan]] to a challenge in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]. He has the ability to call his ship, the Stinkowing, when he whistles. He was introduced in [[japanese cartoon]], but his name was first mentioned in [[island]], where [[Homestar Runner]] called Strong Bad "Stinkoman". Although Strong Bad always used to be mean to Homestar, Stinkoman is much nicer to [[1-Up]]. Stinkoman is also referred to as "The Guy".

His only [[Halloween Costumes|Halloween costume]] (or "[[Wikipedia:cosplay|cosplay]]") was [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Speed Racer]].

Several of Stinkoman's more famous lines, such as "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeenge?!" or "No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older", are surprisingly similar to those said by Tengu Man, a [[Wikipedia:Boss (video games)|boss enemy]] from [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/game/20148.html Mega Man 8], such as "It's just a kid, don't make me laugh!" and "Are you worthy of my challenge?", both in content and voice intonation.

The line "No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older!" is also used several times in the anime movie [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]] (or some variation, depending on the translation). The 20X6 and Akira connection is seen again later in the Easter egg for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].

He also stars in the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]], which [[The Brothers Chaps]] introduced in the [[NYU_Talk_-_1_Mar_2005|NYU Talk]] and later released on the website. Stinkoman's sprite in the game Stinkoman 20X6 is in fact an edit from the original MegaMan sprite for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]].

*'''Domicile:''' [[Stinkoman Headquarters]]
*'''Debut:''' [[japanese cartoon]]
*[[:Category:Stinkoman Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Evolution ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:stinkoman evolution old.PNG|150px]] || First design of [[Stinkoman]] || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]], [[Main Page 17]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:stinkoman_evolution_current.PNG|150px]] || Second Stinkoman || 2003 || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] to current || Pants lighter colored and shaded
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]] [[Category: 20X6 Characters]]

Stinkoman

2006-02-07T21:06:11Z

Marth 99: rv. not his filmography