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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mf815:&amp;#32;&amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot;-- yes, again...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:sbemail74.png|thumb|&amp;quot;I think that truck might be trying to kill me!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Strong Bad Email #74'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat's privileges, and the little guy ends up in a crisper drawer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' May 26, 2003&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 2:22&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEE-MAIL ME GIRL! ''{stops singing}'' Unh! Once times! Twice times!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;compy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dear strongbad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
did you ever think about letting the&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
cheat have some other privaleges &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
since he helps you so much.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
from your friend crazyclemens&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He pronounces &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;pri-vah-lah-gez&amp;quot;. He also says &amp;quot;strongbad&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;crazyclemens&amp;quot; quickly, since they're run together.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Privileges eh, C.C.? It does seem like The Cheat is overdue. Let's see, the last time I upgraded his privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges. ''{replaces period with semicolon}''; which he had previously abused. Let's see when he's due for an upgrade.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to wide shot of Strong Bad sitting at the Compy. He turns to the left and shouts.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Ohhh, The Cheat!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat walks up behind him.}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, The Che—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' WHOA! ''{Strong Bad starts and falls forward off of his stool flat on his face.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{winces}'' Jeez, The Cheat! Can't sneak up on a brother like that... ''{gets up and turns to face The Cheat}'' ...Lemme see your Strong Bad Rewards Score Card.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat holds up a yellow business card. The camera zooms in and we can read the card.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;       Strong Bad Rewards&lt;br /&gt;
          Score Card&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 member name:&lt;br /&gt;
                   T. Cheat&lt;br /&gt;
                  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Save up points to curry my favor!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{At the bottom of the card we can see that four of the five points have been punched already.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat squeaks with delight, and zips off. Drill noises are heard.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ow! Both my face and hands!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat comes back}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwahahaha! That's definitely worth a point.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat hands him the score card, and Strong Bad punches out the last hole.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Now let's see what new privileges ''{pronounces &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;pri-vah-lah-gez&amp;quot; again}'' it  await you! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad clears the screen and types '''run &amp;quot;medalliongoldplus.txt&amp;quot;'''. The screen clears and lists the privileges for the Medallion Gold Plus Club:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;compy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Medallion Gold + Club Privileges&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
------------------------------&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Crisper Drawer Use(not for sleeping)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Dominion over Pizza Toppings&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Mute Button on TV Remote&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Limited Use of Beamer Lighter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Ghost-write issue of TGS&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Strong Mad Bath&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Friday Night Study Session&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Saturday Segwayday&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Strong Bad Math&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Use of Duct Tape&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Braces&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Uno&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, look at some of these! The crisper drawer, I know you've been wanting to get in there! Ooh, and the mute button! You could do plenty with that! These are ''way'' better than the rewards Bubs gives out for selling his magazine subscriptions! &amp;quot;Oh, save up points to win a tropical vacation!&amp;quot; What a scam that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to wide shot of Strong Bad sitting at the Compy, but The Cheat has already left.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So what are you gonna do with your newfound powers, the Ch—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad turns his head to discover that The Cheat has left.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whuh? The Cheat?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the basement. The Cheat is lying in the crisper drawer in front of the T.V., muting and unmuting it. The T.V. is playing ominous music and a man is talking.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...think that truck is alive— ''{muted}'' ''{unmuted}'' —truck that tried to kill me— ''{muted}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Bing-bong!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, sounds like &amp;quot;Hello&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Come in.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar enters from the left carrying a pizza box as The Cheat unmutes the T.V. again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...probably think I'm crazy, but that truck— ''{muted}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{While Homestar talks, The Cheat continues to mute and unmute the T.V.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, The Cheat! Bubs asked me to bring you this pizza you ordered. It's a large, thin crust, with mushrooms and Pop-Tarts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, sounds like &amp;quot;Put it down.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar drops the pizza on the couch as The Cheat unmutes the T.V. again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...chasing me as if it were trying to kill— ''{muted}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Soooo... ''{produces some magazines}'' you wanna buy some magazine subscriptions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes dismissive The Cheat noises, sounds like &amp;quot;Yeah, yeah, yeah...&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, c'mon! Help me out! I'm trying to go to Acapulco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat unmutes the T.V. again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...think that truck might be trying to kill me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A screeching and crashing noise is heard on the T.V. before The Cheat mutes it again. Strong Bad pokes his head in from the right.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in the crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privileges ''{pronounces &amp;quot;privilages&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;pri-vah-lah-gez&amp;quot; again}''... I guess...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
*You can no longer click on the word &amp;quot;abused&amp;quot; when Strong Bad says it, but originally it restarted the toon. It may have been a placeholder for an unactivated Easter egg, or it could have just been a glitch in the toon.&lt;br /&gt;
*You can click on the [[Pizza|pizza]] box to see the top of it.  (It says: &amp;quot;[[Bubs' Old Pizza]] 'It's-A Really Old'&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
*You can click on the ''[[Fretmagic]]'' magazines after the paper comes down to see [[Gary Palaroncini]] (from [[Limozeen]]) demonstrate the &amp;quot;Hardest Chord Ever&amp;quot; (be sure to do this ''before'' torching them, see below.) '''Note''': The chord requires eleven fingers. Talk about a difficult chord!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt; The Hardest Chord Ever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Staten Island fretmaster Gary Palaroncini discovered&lt;br /&gt;
the 'hardest chord ever' last week in his basement studio.&lt;br /&gt;
Palaroncini had been in hot pursuit of the chord for the&lt;br /&gt;
better part of 6 years. &amp;quot;I finally got it!&amp;quot; said Palaroncini.&lt;br /&gt;
The chord is a combination of a diminished 9th and a&lt;br /&gt;
demonished 10th. &amp;quot;This chord is going to land me a&lt;br /&gt;
sweet record deal&lt;br /&gt;
with Shrapnel and&lt;br /&gt;
hopefully some&lt;br /&gt;
fine honies, too.&lt;br /&gt;
The chord was&lt;br /&gt;
perfected on a&lt;br /&gt;
Ibanez G800-XV.&lt;br /&gt;
Palaroncini's mom&lt;br /&gt;
is reportedly very&lt;br /&gt;
proud. &amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*After doing the above, you can also click on The Cheat's hand to get him to torch the lame magazines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh, three points.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pokes his head in again}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooooh, and another point for you, The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The hole punches are in the shape of Strong Bad's boxing gloves.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat makes use of four of his new privileges in this toon: the [[Crisper drawer|crisper drawer]], the [[Remote Control|mute button]], pizza toppings (mushrooms and Pop-Tarts), and the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Lighter]] (to torch Homestar's magazines).&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Hardest Chord Ever&amp;quot;, as explained by the Fretmagic article, technically doesn't exist. &amp;quot;Demonished 10th&amp;quot; is meaningless musical jargon, although there is a such thing as a diminished 9th chord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Goofs ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad and the stool are knocked to the ground, yet even though he never picks it up, he is still able to sit on it when checking The Cheat's new privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar walks in to deliver the pizza, his shirt changes color.&lt;br /&gt;
*The quote in the article ''The Hardest Chord Ever'' about how it landed Palaroncini a sweet record deal doesn't have a closing quote mark.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;So long, and thanks for all the privileges&amp;quot; is a reference to &amp;quot;So long, and thanks for all the fish&amp;quot;, a phrase (and [[Wikipedia:So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish|book]] of the same name) from the [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] series by [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Possible references for the TV show The Cheat is watching:&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067023 Duel]'', a 1971 TV movie starring [[Wikipedia:Dennis Weaver|Dennis Weaver]] as a commuter menaced by a mysterious, homicidal tanker truck driver. It was [[Wikipedia:Steven Spielberg|Steven Spielberg's]] first feature-length film.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499 Maximum Overdrive]'', a movie based on [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King's]] story about trucks (among other things) that come to life and try to kill people.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085333 Christine]'', a movie based on a Stephen King novel about an evil antique car with a mind of its own.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;The Flying Vee&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Gibson|Gibson's]] [[Wikipedia:Flying V|Flying V guitar]]. Gibson designed it in 1958, along with the Explorer, in an attempt to doff its conservative image. However, it worked too well, as it sold poorly at that time. It wasn't until the late 1960s and '70s, and especially the advent of heavy metal, that the Flying V gained renewed popularity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ibanez|Ibanez]] (mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hardest Chord&amp;quot; Easter egg) is a real guitar maker whose guitars are popular in heavy metal circles; however, it doesn't appear that they've ever made any model called &amp;quot;G800-XV.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Saturday Segwayday&amp;quot; is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] scooter, a self-balancing scooter touted to revolutionize human transport. Investors expected hundreds of thousands of units to be sold, generating billions of dollars in sales in the first year. In reality, the Segway sold around only 10,000 units in its first few years and is still trying to overcome an identity crisis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Going to Acapulco&amp;quot; is a song by Bob Dylan &amp;amp; The Band, from the album &amp;quot;The Basement Tapes&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*The TV show watched by The Cheat is watched by Strong Bad in [[Cool Things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The magazines come back after The Cheat torches them.&lt;br /&gt;
*The pizza easter egg is only available by using the angle button.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail74.html|watch &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail74.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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				<updated>2006-01-06T22:19:02Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mf815:&amp;#32;fixed all 'privilege' misspellings, except one from email&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
'''Strong Bad Email #74'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat's privileges, and the little guy ends up in a crisper drawer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' May 26, 2003&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 2:22&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEE-MAIL ME GIRL! ''{stops singing}'' Unh! Once times! Twice times!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;compy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dear strongbad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
did you ever think about letting the&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
cheat have some other privaleges &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
since he helps you so much.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
from your friend crazyclemens&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He pronounces &amp;quot;privaleges&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;pri-vah-lah-gez&amp;quot;. He also says &amp;quot;strongbad&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;crazyclemens&amp;quot; quickly, since they're run together.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Privileges eh, C.C.? It does seem like The Cheat is overdue. Let's see, the last time I upgraded his privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges. ''{replaces period with semicolon}''; which he had previously abused. Let's see when he's due for an upgrade.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to wide shot of Strong Bad sitting at the Compy. He turns to the left and shouts.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Ohhh, The Cheat!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat walks up behind him.}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, The Che—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' WHOA! ''{Strong Bad starts and falls forward off of his stool flat on his face.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{winces}'' Jeez, The Cheat! Can't sneak up on a brother like that... ''{gets up and turns to face The Cheat}'' ...Lemme see your Strong Bad Rewards Score Card.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat holds up a yellow business card. The camera zooms in and we can read the card.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;       Strong Bad Rewards&lt;br /&gt;
          Score Card&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 member name:&lt;br /&gt;
                   T. Cheat&lt;br /&gt;
                  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Save up points to curry my favor!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{At the bottom of the card we can see that four of the five points have been punched already.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat squeaks with delight, and zips off. Drill noises are heard.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ow! Both my face and hands!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat comes back}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwahahaha! That's definitely worth a point.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat hands him the score card, and Strong Bad punches out the last hole.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Now let's see what new privileges ''{pronounces &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;pri-vah-lah-gez&amp;quot; again}'' it  await you! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad clears the screen and types '''run &amp;quot;medalliongoldplus.txt&amp;quot;'''. The screen clears and lists the privileges for the Medallion Gold Plus Club:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;compy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Medallion Gold + Club Privileges&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
------------------------------&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Crisper Drawer Use(not for sleeping)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Dominion over Pizza Toppings&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Mute Button on TV Remote&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Limited Use of Beamer Lighter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Ghost-write issue of TGS&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Strong Mad Bath&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Friday Night Study Session&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Saturday Segwayday&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Strong Bad Math&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Use of Duct Tape&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Braces&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Uno&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, look at some of these! The crisper drawer, I know you've been wanting to get in there! Ooh, and the mute button! You could do plenty with that! These are ''way'' better than the rewards Bubs gives out for selling his magazine subscriptions! &amp;quot;Oh, save up points to win a tropical vacation!&amp;quot; What a scam that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to wide shot of Strong Bad sitting at the Compy, but The Cheat has already left.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So what are you gonna do with your newfound powers, the Ch—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad turns his head to discover that The Cheat has left.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whuh? The Cheat?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the basement. The Cheat is lying in the crisper drawer in front of the T.V., muting and unmuting it. The T.V. is playing ominous music and a man is talking.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...think that truck is alive— ''{muted}'' ''{unmuted}'' —truck that tried to kill me— ''{muted}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Bing-bong!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, sounds like &amp;quot;Hello&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Come in.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar enters from the left carrying a pizza box as The Cheat unmutes the T.V. again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...probably think I'm crazy, but that truck— ''{muted}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{While Homestar talks, The Cheat continues to mute and unmute the T.V.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, The Cheat! Bubs asked me to bring you this pizza you ordered. It's a large, thin crust, with mushrooms and Pop-Tarts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, sounds like &amp;quot;Put it down.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar drops the pizza on the couch as The Cheat unmutes the T.V. again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...chasing me as if it were trying to kill— ''{muted}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Soooo... ''{produces some magazines}'' you wanna buy some magazine subscriptions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes dismissive The Cheat noises, sounds like &amp;quot;Yeah, yeah, yeah...&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, c'mon! Help me out! I'm trying to go to Acapulco.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat unmutes the T.V. again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MAN ON T.V.:''' ...think that truck might be trying to kill me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A screeching and crashing noise is heard on the T.V. before The Cheat mutes it again. Strong Bad pokes his head in from the right.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in the crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privaleges ''{pronounces &amp;quot;privalages&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;pri-vah-lah-gez&amp;quot; again}''... I guess...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
*You can no longer click on the word &amp;quot;abused&amp;quot; when Strong Bad says it, but originally it restarted the toon. It may have been a placeholder for an unactivated Easter egg, or it could have just been a glitch in the toon.&lt;br /&gt;
*You can click on the [[Pizza|pizza]] box to see the top of it.  (It says: &amp;quot;[[Bubs' Old Pizza]] 'It's-A Really Old'&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
*You can click on the ''[[Fretmagic]]'' magazines after the paper comes down to see [[Gary Palaroncini]] (from [[Limozeen]]) demonstrate the &amp;quot;Hardest Chord Ever&amp;quot; (be sure to do this ''before'' torching them, see below.) '''Note''': The chord requires eleven fingers. Talk about a difficult chord!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt; The Hardest Chord Ever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Staten Island fretmaster Gary Palaroncini discovered&lt;br /&gt;
the 'hardest chord ever' last week in his basement studio.&lt;br /&gt;
Palaroncini had been in hot pursuit of the chord for the&lt;br /&gt;
better part of 6 years. &amp;quot;I finally got it!&amp;quot; said Palaroncini.&lt;br /&gt;
The chord is a combination of a diminished 9th and a&lt;br /&gt;
demonished 10th. &amp;quot;This chord is going to land me a&lt;br /&gt;
sweet record deal&lt;br /&gt;
with Shrapnel and&lt;br /&gt;
hopefully some&lt;br /&gt;
fine honies, too.&lt;br /&gt;
The chord was&lt;br /&gt;
perfected on a&lt;br /&gt;
Ibanez G800-XV.&lt;br /&gt;
Palaroncini's mom&lt;br /&gt;
is reportedly very&lt;br /&gt;
proud. &amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*After doing the above, you can also click on The Cheat's hand to get him to torch the lame magazines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh, three points.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pokes his head in again}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooooh, and another point for you, The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The hole punches are in the shape of Strong Bad's boxing gloves.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat makes use of four of his new privileges in this toon: the [[Crisper drawer|crisper drawer]], the [[Remote Control|mute button]], pizza toppings (mushrooms and Pop-Tarts), and the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Lighter]] (to torch Homestar's magazines).&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Hardest Chord Ever&amp;quot;, as explained by the Fretmagic article, technically doesn't exist. &amp;quot;Demonished 10th&amp;quot; is meaningless musical jargon, although there is a such thing as a diminished 9th chord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Goofs ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad and the stool are knocked to the ground, yet even though he never picks it up, he is still able to sit on it when checking The Cheat's new privileges.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar walks in to deliver the pizza, his shirt changes color.&lt;br /&gt;
*The quote in the article ''The Hardest Chord Ever'' about how it landed Palaroncini a sweet record deal doesn't have a closing quote mark.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;So long, and thanks for all the privaleges&amp;quot; is a reference to &amp;quot;So long, and thanks for all the fish&amp;quot;, a phrase (and [[Wikipedia:So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish|book]] of the same name) from the [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] series by [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Possible references for the TV show The Cheat is watching:&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067023 Duel]'', a 1971 TV movie starring [[Wikipedia:Dennis Weaver|Dennis Weaver]] as a commuter menaced by a mysterious, homicidal tanker truck driver. It was [[Wikipedia:Steven Spielberg|Steven Spielberg's]] first feature-length film.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499 Maximum Overdrive]'', a movie based on [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King's]] story about trucks (among other things) that come to life and try to kill people.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085333 Christine]'', a movie based on a Stephen King novel about an evil antique car with a mind of its own.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;The Flying Vee&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Gibson|Gibson's]] [[Wikipedia:Flying V|Flying V guitar]]. Gibson designed it in 1958, along with the Explorer, in an attempt to doff its conservative image. However, it worked too well, as it sold poorly at that time. It wasn't until the late 1960s and '70s, and especially the advent of heavy metal, that the Flying V gained renewed popularity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ibanez|Ibanez]] (mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hardest Chord&amp;quot; Easter egg) is a real guitar maker whose guitars are popular in heavy metal circles; however, it doesn't appear that they've ever made any model called &amp;quot;G800-XV.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Saturday Segwayday&amp;quot; is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] scooter, a self-balancing scooter touted to revolutionize human transport. Investors expected hundreds of thousands of units to be sold, generating billions of dollars in sales in the first year. In reality, the Segway sold around only 10,000 units in its first few years and is still trying to overcome an identity crisis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Going to Acapulco&amp;quot; is a song by Bob Dylan &amp;amp; The Band, from the album &amp;quot;The Basement Tapes&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*The TV show watched by The Cheat is watched by Strong Bad in [[Cool Things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The magazines come back after The Cheat torches them.&lt;br /&gt;
*The pizza easter egg is only available by using the angle button.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail74.html|watch &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail74.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;privileges&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;==Screenshot size==&lt;br /&gt;
I think that the recently added [[Media:invisibility.PNG|screenshot]] is a bit large.  Usually we just stick to the default size displayed on H*R.com.  Or there abouts.  --[[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:47, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's my addition, and I think you're right. I'll fix it. --[[User:poorlydrawnplato|Carson]] 16:54, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Fixed. --[[User:poorlydrawnplato|Carson]] 16:58, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Fantastic.  Good work.  --[[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:01, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Justin Bailey ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The text below was moved from the article page. While this may or may not be valid, this is a case where the talk page should be used.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One thing I corrected was the change from &amp;quot;JUSTIN BAILEY ****** ******&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;****** JUSTIN BAILEY ******&amp;quot;. The former code is the correct one (though the latter may work, that's not the standard code used). The asterisks are not placed there for emphasis, it's how the code is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And for the record, the whole JUSTIN BAILEY thing is a coincidence. That code just happens to be one of the valid codes for swimsuit mode. You can verify this with a Metroid Password Generator.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This was NOT PORN, however. It was discovered when a gamer found out that by entering his name on the first line of the password entry and a series of dashes on the second, Samus became, for lack of a better term, &amp;quot;Super Samus&amp;quot;. The password screen would look like this:&lt;br /&gt;
JUSTIN BAILEY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;------ ------&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 The code works with spaces instead of dashes as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Uh... gamer name? That sounds like an urban legend. I've heard that it stands for 'JUST IN BAILEY', where 'bailey' is British slang for swimsuit, but no internet page will validate that. --[[User:83.88.139.108|83.88.139.108]] 08:58, 30 Nov 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I've read that the &amp;quot;bailey = slang&amp;quot; thing isn't true. I don't think anyone really knows who came up with the Bailey code. Another code that works is&lt;br /&gt;
:NARPAS SWORD-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;------ ------&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;. --[[User:205.188.117.9|205.188.117.9]] 17:13, 30 Nov 2004 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Killed the Compy-o Star ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It seems fairly obvious by the fact that the commentary for this e-mail mentioned the [[Lappy 486]] that the release of the DVD reminded the Chaps to get rid of the Compy. Anyone else think they should have waited a bit longer and/or used a different new computer so that it wouldn't seem that way? --[[User:205.188.117.9|205.188.117.9]] 17:13, 30 Nov 2004 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I really don't like the Lappy, or at least I miss the compy way too much. The Lappy seemed like too much of a technical leap forward, almost like S.B. using the Cheat's iMac. --[[User:216.43.222.215|216.43.222.215]] 23:18, 19 Mar 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:So this is why everybody hates the new Strong Bad Emails? Because he got a new computer? --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 19:01, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why!!?!? Why, SB, why?? This cartoon almost made me cry!(Geez, am I that emotionally fragile??)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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