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Blubb-O's Commercial

2008-03-10T10:45:44Z

NightDaemon: /* Inside refrences */

{{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Strong Bad Sings}}
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Drive-Thru Whale]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Peacey P]], [[Bubs]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] (behind the fence), [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008

'''Running time:''' 1:53

'''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details!
==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|ZanderSchubert}}

''{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence like a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife.}''

''{After that, we see Homestar, but I haven't typed that bit up yet, so stay tight!}''
==Fun Facts==

==Inside References==
*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

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[[Category:Shorts]]

licensed

2008-02-19T17:05:00Z

NightDaemon:

{{sbenav|190}}

[[Image:Sbemail190.png|thumb|"I'm a public flasher!"]]

Strong Bad discusses what sort of merchandise he has licensed.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}} (Voice only), {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 19, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:18

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email. ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: famous</div>
Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now, 
but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the 
strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong 
Bad in my day, come on man help me out! 
From yours truly 
Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving
</blockquote>
''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! ''{clears screen}'' As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to liscense stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company—

''{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is.

'''OLD LADY:''' Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{cut back to Lappy}'' No, the true sign of being famous is in the ''unlicensed'' stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed ''unlicensed'' seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.

''{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has—

''{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a country-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —changed name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a—

''{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —blanket, ''{a "Dirty Blanket" appears and watches fill it}'' or inside a trench coat, ''{A "Dirty Trenchcoat" appears and watches fill it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' that you always refer to the selling of our items—

''{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man and a table with 4 watches}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —as "numba one bargain!", ''{the phrase appears in a speech bubble}'' and that—

''{"The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —one of us has to have a human nose.

''{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' One of our ''{he skips typing the word "our"}'' primary unlicensed licensees is shady daycares. You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are surrounded by barbed wire.

''{Cut to outside view of [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]], where a stylized version of Strong Bad holding a 24 HRS. book, a picture of The Cheat as a mouse, Senor Cardgage saying "I TAKE KIDS", and a cross-eyed monster wearing a "GUFF" T-shirt are drawn.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They ''love'' to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing to the tune of "Frère Jacques"}'' Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!

''{Cut to a rear view of the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I ever have kids, I can't wait to drop 'em off at the puddin' patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!

''{Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Another great knock-off is DVDs. The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies. The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing. And they have titles like;

''{Cut to an orange background, each movie appears as Strong Bad mentions it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4" and the always popular, "Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations". ''{The scene dims}'' Novelty confections have to be my favorite growth sector of the unlicensed merchandise industry,

''{Cut to a box with four "CHEETS".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' like these sugar-crusted marshmallow The Cheats, or this gummi ''{pan up quickly to a Strong Bad shaped blob on a stick}'' gel-ular pop, from Strong Badge: The Movie. ''{A logo for said movie appears in the bottom rights.}'' And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth ''{The blob disappears, replaced by a "Strong Brush"}'' right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugar toothbrush?

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad, look!

''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Bad in the computer room. Coach Z is holding a piñata of Strong Bad. Strong Bad turns around to face Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' You're twice!

'''STRONG BAD:''' A Strong Bad piñata!? Where'd you get that?

'''COACH Z:''' Bubs.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!?

''{Cut to close-up of Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, he's the fellow who runs the concession stand—

''{Cut back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know who he is! He's an unlicensed unlicensed seller! I've been trying to shut him down for years. Come on, The Cheat!

''{He jumps off his stool and runs off the screen, The Cheat follows.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Hurried The Cheat noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ahhhh, what else?

''{Cut to rear of Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is wearing a trench coat and talking to Pom Pom}''

'''BUBS:''' —and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment. ''{Pulls open his coat, revealing merchandise.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There he is, The Cheat!

'''BUBS:''' ''{Quickly closes his coat}'' Uh-oh, store's closed.

''{Bubs points to the right, Pom Pom leaves. Strong Bad runs on from the left with The Cheat. Cut to close-up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's up with that trench coat, Bubs?

''{Cut back.}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh, uhh... I'm a public flasher!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, right. ''{shakes fist in Bubs' face}'' You ain't got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!

'''BUBS:''' Okay, okay, you got me. ''{Opens his coat again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just as I suspected! Totally legit looking stuff! Where are the human noses? The misspellings? The choking hazards?

'''BUBS:''' That's the kind of stuff I usually sell at the concession stand. ''{closes his coat}'' This is the black market, man!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, wait a minute. Your shady bootleg operation peddles quality goods, while your legal store front sells dangerous crap?

'''BUBS:''' Exactly. I got a repatation to uphold!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, in that case... Will The Cheat have an adverse reaction to that ferret ointment?

'''BUBS:''' He'll swell up like a balloon.

'''STRONG BAD''' Then give me two cases!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, we finally shut down Bubs' operation. And not just because he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either. Guess what all those piñatas were stuffed full of.... ''{Not typing}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to computer room, Homestar has many cuts on his face, some still with bits of glass protruding from them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing}'' Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass.

''{The [[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That junk was still my best birthdays ever.

==Easter Eggs==
*During the email, click on the words "shady daycares" to see a [[postcard]] from Shady Daycares National Park.
*After the final bit of dialogue, click on the star on Homestar's shirt to see a scene in the field. Homestar is standing, still with his face covered in cuts and glass shards. The Cheat floats across the screen from the left, puffed up like a balloon.
*:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing in the same tune as before}'' Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird...

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*One of the many knock-offs is of straight-to-DVD movie releases, in particular the cheap versions of public domain stories that are rushed to the shelves to capitalize on the success of major releases by the likes of Disney.

===Trivia===
*The changing names of the "country of manufacture" are, in order:
**Gunkistan
**East Paunch
**Republic of Wad
**Double [[G]]
**West Paunch
**Guttenberg
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#return to zork|return to zork]]".

===Remarks===
*The [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail190.swf|preview image]] for this toon features the scene of Bubs showing his merchandise to Pom Pom (pictured at the top of this page), but all of the products are missing.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad saying "Shut up, lady" echoes his lines in [[bottom 10]] and [[your funeral]].
*Strong Bad's mentioning of dog tracks is an example of [[Gambling|gambling]].
*The Easter egg is a callback to the ending of [[helium]].
*Senor Cardgage mentions [[Tompkins]], a character from Teen Girl Squad.
*Homestar's glass-strewn face has [[blood]] coming out of several wounds.
*The Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie cap]] is sold in the [[store]].
*Homestar calling The Cheat an 'ugly bird' is a reference to [[helium]].
*Homestar's songs are to part of the tune of the Never Ending Story, or the Never Ending Soda song of [[anything]].

===Real-World References===
*Senor Cardgage sings to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Frère Jacques|Frère Jacques]] and his version is very similar to the [[Wikipedia:Alternative lyrics to Frère Jacques#Where is Thumbkin?|Where is Thumbkin?]] variation.
*The "Cheets" candies are similar both in name and shape to the chick-shaped marshmallow Easter candies called [[Wikipedia:Peeps|Peeps]].
*The cover of "Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations" has a variation of The Cheat similar to [[Wikipedia:Toucan Sam|Toucan Sam]].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|190|13608}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

New Paper

2008-01-07T10:39:05Z

NightDaemon: New stuff from email.

[[Image:New Paper.png|thumb|350px|Preeow 2.0]]
'''New Paper''' is the replacement for [[The Paper|The original Paper]] after its printer broke in the 173rd email, [[the paper]] (just as foretold in the email [[montage]]). It usually reads:
{| cellspacing="0" style="border: 1px solid #7f7f7f; text-align:center;font-family: 'ocr a extended';width:350px"
|-
| Click here to email Strong Bad strongbad@homestarrunner.com
|}

Unlike its predecessor, New Paper comes from an inkjet printer capable of printing color. It usually features color pictures of a key from a keyboard reading "@" and Strong Bad's head in an envelope to the left and right of the text, respectively. Like The Paper, New Paper normally prints out upside-down, and as a result it is somehow losing ink on its leading edge, rather than the trailing edge.

Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance ([[mini-golf]]).

==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==
For the next five emails after New Paper's introduction, a [[running gag]] existed involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it. From [[pizza joint]] onward, New Paper has managed to print itself out without any problems, setbacks, or criticisms. Since New Paper came down in a separate room from Strong Bad in [[pizza joint]] and [[slumber party]], [[web comics]] would mark the first time Strong Bad does not take the opportunity to insult it.

*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.

*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily asks it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever not running out of ink.

*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that the New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.

*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though you can still click on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.

*In [[original]], Strong Bad asks New Paper to disappoint him. It responds by falling off the screen after printing. Strong Bad comments that when it comes to disappointing, New Paper never disappoints.

*In [[bike thief]], New Paper is printed with the old Paper's green and white stripe design. This doesn't fool Strong Bad, but he admits it does make him feel "a little better".

==Abnormal Sayings==

Just like The Paper, New Paper has displayed messages other than the standard "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad" link.

*In the email [[the paper]], it prints out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar sign above the usual email information, along with the text "but, a butt".
*In the email [[concert]], it reads "How ya like me now?" above the usual email information.
*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.
*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.

[[Category:Items]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]][[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]

Jibblies 2

2007-10-30T11:03:09Z

NightDaemon: /* Inside References */ Oh-ho-ho! Swirly Photoshopped magic! I bet this thing could release some serious Cacodemons.

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween07|Fan Costumes '06|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Jibblies 2.png|thumb|An incredibly scary Halloween-type cartoon, made by the same people who always make these cartoons!]]

The [[Horrible Painting]] wreaks havoc on the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Horrible Painting]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}

See '''[[Jibblies 2 Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Bar]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], Inside the [[Horrible Painting]]

'''Date:''' October 29, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 6:44

'''Page Title:''' Buy a bag, go home in a box!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Mad stands in front of a mirror labeled "Man of the Year" and "TIME", and places a cap on his head while grunting contentedly.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!

''{Foreboding music starts to play as Strong Mad walks to and opens the closet.}''

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere....

'''STRONG MAD:''' AUGH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

''{Title appears: "Jibblies 2", "an incredibly scary halloween-type cartoon", "made by the same people who always make these cartoons", "okay, maybe it's not that scary"}''

''{Cut to The Stick.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{flips a hat onto The Stick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, he looks adorable. Get a picture. Get a picture.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises; imitating the shutter click}'' ''{takes a picture with an imaginary camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a keeper.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{querying The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't know where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again! ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you.

''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walking in}'' ''{casual The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad standing with his eyes shut and twitching violently.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams, flails arms wildly}''

''{Strong Mad continues moaning and twitching. The Cheat stands in the doorway in shock and the Horrible Painting approaches him from behind.}''

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeeere....

''{The Cheat turns around and is bombarded with green circles emanating from the Horrible Painting. Cut to a statue shaking on the shelf while The Cheat continues screaming.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing in tune with the notes}'' E... A... D... G.... ''{phone begins to ring}'' Homestar, could you get that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' No way!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume! ''{strums}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And ''I'm'' busy not answering the phone!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Humph. ''{Cut to answering machine with 666 waiting messages; foreboding music plays.}'' Oh, great, you made me miss it.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message. ''{beep}''

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Come on in heeeeeere.... ''{green circles emanate from the speaker}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie! ''{continues}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously; walks on screen}'' Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone! Do you need me to answer the phone? Marzipan? What are you doing? Are you playing a song? What is that? Raspberry Beret? Wait, what's that? You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here? Okay! If you say so! ''{walks away}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing insulting The Stick, from earlier}'' ...and your stupid face! And your stupid face!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking on screen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{to The Stick}'' Hey, The Cheat!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if it isn't the Human Grate On My Nerves! Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jibbilits? ''{foreboding music}'' Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...-ve... danger! ''{runs off}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate you, The Stick.

''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad peek in the doorway and gasp. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Mad, who both have the jibblies.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! We're snowed in! I mean, we're too late! I know who's behind all this! ''{walks to and opens closet, revealing a stuffed dinosaur}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Who? Donkis is behind this?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed ''Dromeciomimus''. There's usually this really horrible painting in there. ''{cut to Horrible Painting}'' Of some kind of demon holding a torch. Why is he holding that torch?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you mean the jibblies painting.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{abrupt record scratch}'' Wait, you know about it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jibblies via phone line? It's worse than I thought!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Donkis must be stopped!

''{Cut to a table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{deals a card}'' Oh, the Clutch of Glaives. ''{to Pom Pom}'' That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your ''{smacks chest}'' dumpier friends. ''{flips another card}'' Ooh, and the Cult of Ray. That means you should seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks.

'''POM POM:''' ''{accusatory bubbling noises}'' ''{points at Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't look at me! The cards do not lie! ''{flips over a card with the Horrible Painting on it, which reads, "THE ROCOULM".}'' Weird. I've never seen this one before.

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeere....

'''STRONG SAD:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{jibblie-like bubbling noises; continues}''

''{Cut to a silhouetted backdrop of outside Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar and Strong Bad are seen running towards it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!! Bubs!!

''{Cut to view of inside Bubs' Concession Stand looking outward}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4! Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Jibblie!

''{Cut to behind Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're snowed in again!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar, we're on our own.

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All the good characters have already been jibblied.

'''BUBS:''' Ahh...jibblie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about Coach—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' ''All'' the good characters.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What we gonna do?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hide, man. That thing is unstoppable. We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws. ''{hisses}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!

''{Cut to the showers in Coach Z's locker room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Yes, when it's Hallerwern night and there's an insane paintin' running around, there's no safer place for a pretty young thing like me then in the shower. My good man, would ya please pass the port plus?

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeere.

'''COACH Z:''' Jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly... ''{continues}''

''{Cut to the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ding dang-it, Poopsmith, I want me some of that giblet flu that's been going around. That mess sounds delicious.

''{A rock slides out of the castle wall, revealing the painting's face behind it}''

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Guess what, come on in heeeere

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, giblet giblet... ''{continues}''

''{The Poopsmith's mouth quivers and he holds up sign that says, "Jibblie Jibblie". Cut to the couch in Strong Bad's basement where Strong Bad and Homestar peek their head up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh-hem.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eh, sorry man. All but one.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you very much.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight and try to heighten your other senses. ''{grunts}'' Eh, Homestar?

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come... on... in heeeere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not again! Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie... ''{continues}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, makin' a sandwich. What did you just say?

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeere.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in there? Okay. ''{steps into painting}'' Whoa, nice style! Hello? I came on in here!

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' How's it going, man?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good, creep-take. Is this your house?

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' It's not much, but it's home. I plan to redo the kitchen.

''{shot of the kitchen, which has a sink and a urinal. The sink drips once}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is literally so great. Listen, uh, how come you jibilized all my friends?

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' I just wanted someone to come on in here. I love to entertain.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about that guy?

''{Cut to the Goblin and the Goblin music plays. Cut back to Homestar and the Horrible Painting.}''

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' That guy has serious problems.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Yes, but you will have to stay here with me for all eternity.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, no sweat. I love eternity.

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Then it is done. ''{says "Come on in heeeere" backwards}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flying into the air}'' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Super Scope 6! ''{lands on the couch}'' Whoa, the Jibblies are gone! I'm saved!

''{The Cheat and Strong Mad walk in from the left.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ME TOO.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, The Cheat, you're all right! Everything is back to normal.

'''MARZIPAN:''' You guys, have you seen Homestar?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing in my house?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's closet where the Horrible Painting is, including Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... is it eternity yet? I think it is eternity already. Oops, it's five past eternity. You better let me go. Beep beep beep. Your eternity alarm is going off; it's probably time to send me home.

''{Fade to black; a card reading, "END of TOON" is tossed into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is supposed to be making me some giblets or something...

''{Final stinger music plays as background color flashes white and black.}''

''{Fade to the final shot, where all of the characters stand in their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on The Poopsmith's head during the King of Town scene to see a clip of Homsar and The Horrible Painting that will play right after it:
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in here?
:'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a touchy feely-holic!
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{Sliding off the screen}'' Jibblie jibblie jibblie!

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, nice "Schneider from ''One Day At a Time''" costume.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No way. He's Monroe from ''Too Close For Comfort''.
:'''BUBS:''' You're both ''way'' off! Marzipan, do you know who I am?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know.
:''{Some green slime falls from above and splashes on Marzipan. She frowns.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard that.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as as the alien this year!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Xenomorph! Xenomorph!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I was going to, but when I got to the Hammakers Slammakers, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, the girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan, I think you missed a little bit when you were shaving. ''{Marzipan frowns}'' Right there, about the sideburns area.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' More like the former girlfriend known as Marzipan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Pom Pom, now that I'm the strongest man... in the world... let me get that golbol.
:''{Pom Pom gets out the golbol and tosses it into the air. It spins downward and hits Homestar on the head and then flies offscreen.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' So wait. Was there ever a ''Jibblies 1''?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, horror movies don't even need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
* The cards on the loading screen and during Pom Pom's and Strong Sad's scene are modeled after the 22 [[Wikipedia:Major Arcana|major arcana]] cards of a [[Wikipedia:Tarot|tarot deck]]. As Strong Sad is doing, they are often used for fortune telling, and have various meanings depending on location and order.
* "Ruskie" is American slang for Soviet Russians. "Ruskie" is also an adjective which, in Russian, means "Russian."

===Trivia===
*The [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|"Thank You" painting]] in Marzipan's house is dressed up in orange and black for Halloween.
*When the Horrible Painting Demon De-Jibblifies everyone, the backwards sound clip is merely his classic line "come on in here" reversed.
*Strong Sad's tarot cards have "Uh OH, TAROT!" written on the back of them.

===Remarks===
*At the end of the cartoon, Homsar's name disappears when you click it, yet no dialogue is made. The names remain on all the others unless there is a scene.
*This is the longest Halloween toon on the site. Not including emails, this is the longest toon on the site. The only thing on the site longer is the email [[retirement]].
*When Homestar Runner and The Goblin are inside the Horrible Painting, they appear in [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]] colors only. In addition, Homestar's colors seem to be inversed, with the exception of his eyes.
*When Pom Pom gets the jibblies, the "mouth" of his Cacodemon costume pulses with electricity the same way the Cacodemon sprite in Doom was animated when it used its electricity projectile attack.
*At the end of the cartoon, after clicking on one of the characters to start an Easter egg, if you press the tab key it will only highlight Homsar. This effect only happens during an Easter egg.
*Marzipan walks toward her answering machine when she tries to answer the phone, but the phone is not on the same table as the answering machine.

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat goes into Strong Mad's room, a line can be seen on the wall left to the door.
*At the end, when everyone's costume is revealed, former pro wrestler Nikolai Volkoff's name is misspelled.

===Glitches===
*During the close up of Marzipan's Answering Machine, clicking the play button on the machine repeatedly causes the audio of the toon to get out of sync with the cartoon.
**However, viewing the Homsar Easter Egg causes the audio to resync with the cartoon.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] through most of the toon, except right before he is jibblied.
*Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by mentioning the cartoon's title and exclaiming the painting got all the good and lame characters.
*When Marzipan has the Jibblies, Homestar says "What are you doing? Are you singing a song?" in almost exactly the same way as in [[Sensitive to Bees]].
*"We're snowed in!" was previously used on [[Main Page 16]].
*The name of the Horrible Painting's tarot card, 'The Rocoulm', was previously referenced in the [[Secret_Pages_XML_Source#Weeklies_XML_File|weeklies.xml]] file. The link to the Horrible Painting in the weeklies.xml file (before that link was removed) was "rocoulm". Rocoulm may therefore be the creature's name.
*Pom Pom giving Homestar the [[golbol]] at the end is a reference to [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*Coach Z asks Strong Bad why he wasn't the [[Wikipedia: Xenomorph (Alien)|Alien]], a reference to the toon's [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser trailer]].
*When exposed to the Jibblies, The Poopsmith looks like he is about to speak, but then he holds up a sign reading, "JIBBLIE JIBBLIE". This is what happens in [[the show]] when The Poopsmith holds up a sign saying he is leaving. In [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], he held up another sign asking for better candy.
*Pom Pom is dressed up as a Cacodemon, previously mentioned in [[alternate universe]].

===Real-World References===
*The page title is taken from the tagline of the 1991 horror movie [[imdb:tt0102690|Popcorn]].
*Donkis the [[Wikipedia:Dromiceiomimus|Dromiceiomimus]] stands in the same pose as the Dromiceiomimus from [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Comics|Dinosaur Comics]].
* "[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Beret|Raspberry Beret]]" was a hit for Prince & The Revolution in 1985.
* ''[[imdb:tt0049516|The Mole People]]'' was a 1956 science fiction film starring John Agar.
*''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]]'' is a long-running American situation comedy that portrayed a divorced mother, played by Bonnie Franklin, her two teenage daughters and their building superintendent. It ran from 1975 to 1984 on [[Wikipedia:Columbia Broadcasting System|CBS]].
* ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort (TV Series)|Too Close For Comfort]]'' was a American situation comedy starring Ted Knight as a San Francisco cartoonist sharing a duplex. The show ran from 1980 to 1985 on [[Wikipedia:American Broadcasting Company|ABC]].
*The Bubs Easter egg contains references to two running gags from [[Wikipedia: You Can't Do That On Television|You Can't Do That On Television]]: people getting slimed when they say "I don't know," and Barth the Chef (also played by Les Lye) going "I ''heard'' that!" when someone made a wisecrack about the meat he puts in his hamburgers.
*''[[Wikipedia: The Cult of Ray|The Cult of Ray]]'' is a 1996 album by Frank Black.
*"Xenomorph" is the technical name for the alien species in the [[imdb:tt0078748|Alien]] movies.
*"The Clutch of Glaives" card is a reference to the movie [[imdb:tt0085811|Krull]]. In it, the hero possesses a weapon called "The Glave" that looks identical to the picture on Strong Sad's tarot.
*When Marzipan gets the message from the Horrible Painting it is message number 666, the [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|Number of the Beast]].
*The [[Wikipedia: Person of the Year|Time Magazine Person of the Year]] mirror that Strong Mad uses at the beginning of the cartoon refers to the 2006 issue of the news magazine's annual Person of the Year cover story in which they chose to honor "You, the Reader. Also, the same mirror is shown in the film [[The Big Lebowski]]"
*Stong Bad's mention of "Hammaker's Slammakers" in the Easter eggs appears to be a combination of [[Wikipedia: Hammacher Schlemmer|Hammacher Schlemmer]], a chain of stores that sells high-end luxury gifts and [[Wikipedia: Hammer's Slammers|Hammer's Slammers]], a series of gritty military science fiction novels and short stories by [[Wikipedia: David Drake|David Drake]].
*''[[Wikipedia: Super Scope 6|Super Scope 6]]'' is a SNES game.
*Coach Z asking for the "port plus" is a reference to [http://www.pertplus.com/ Pert Plus] shampoo.

==External Links==
*[[HR:ween07.html|Watch "Jibblies 2"]]
*[[HR:ween07.swf|View the Flash file for "Jibblies 2"]]
*[[forum:12732|Forum thread re: "Jibblies 2"]]

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[[Category:Halloween]]

Coach Z

2007-09-15T14:54:45Z

NightDaemon: /* Biography */ No need to repeat stuff. Additionally, repeating stuff isn't necessary.

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[[Image:coach-z.png|thumb|right|200px|"You can't just rush into the score zone!"]]

==Biography==
'''Coach Z''' is the "[[Wikipedia:Coach (sport)|coach]]" of the residents of [[Free Country, USA]], though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches. He has a strong [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:North Central American English|accent]] which sometimes gets him into trouble. He almost never says anything negative to anyone, and he often offers more encouragement than is needed. When giving advice, he tends to start with the phrase "You can't just rush into the score zone", which by now has lost its meaning. He wears a baseball cap and is famous for the large Z emblem around his waist, but nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. However, [[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|baby Coach Z]] seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email [[highschool]], and on more than one occasion, Coach Z has mentioned his [[pants]].

[[Image:Coach z butt.PNG|thumb|Coach Z talking about his butt.]]
As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got [[Who Said What Now?|more than two problems]]. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]]. It has been implied that he has a crush on [[Marzipan]], and he has occasionally made inappropriate comments about her; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0#Message 6|one occasion]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|on her answering machine]] when he was drunk, and another during the commercial break of the 4Tst annual [[Fall Float Parade]]. (Further evidence of his drinking problem is his frequent consumption of [[Listerine|mouthwash]], as seen in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], among other appearances.) In addition to his frequent mispronunciations, Coach Z also seems to have mental and gender confusion problems, as evidenced by the time he spent "talking to his parents" on a [[disconnected telephone]], and claiming to be a mother in [[garage sale]]. He has even stated on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|one occasion]] that he sometimes "forgets what's real, and what's just in his head". He also has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year. He has an apparent fixation with butts, and he seems to have a habit with [[butt-patting]]. He was told by [[Homestar Runner]] in Decemberween Short Shorts to not tell people about his butt when they asked him "What's up". He works with Homestar Runner and [[Bubs]] as the apparent [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|local law enforcement]] in [[Free Country, USA]], and he makes frequent jokes and references about pants, whether his own or someone else's. In recent cartoons it appears that Coach Z is the janitor at the office where Homestar and Strong Bad work. He is paid on hourly wage and is clearly jealous that Strong Bad is paid on salary. Many characters see him as a nuisance, and even Homestar has treated Coach Z with contempt in Decemberween Short Shorts, where Coach Z wants to go to Homestar's house for Decemberween, and Homestar replies with a "no" (numerous times).

[[Image:Babycz.PNG|thumb|left|115px|The craptain of the foortball torm!]]
Coach Z is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]]. He fancies himself a rapper as well: He released the single "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]," which appeared on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], and his solo album, entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", features the smash hit "[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]."

Coach Z's [[Ages of Characters|age]] is ambiguous, as he appears to be grown up when Strong Bad was a kid in the email [[stand-up]], while they both appeared to be babies in the email [[highschool]].

Coach Z and Bubs [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship|had a falling out]] at one point, as [[Fall Float Parade]] tells us. But as of the email [[narrator]] it seems they're back to having boring conversations outside [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].

Coach Z owns 4 [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony awards]] but it is unknown if he actually won them.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]
*'''Debut:''' "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]"
*[[:Category:Coach Z Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
<gallery>Image:coachzs Z.png|Coach Z's emblem
Image:oldcoach.PNG|Youthful days
Image:Coach Z- no hat.PNG|Hatless
Image:ZsNewMedallion.png|His emblem, squished/skewed/turned all around (from [[redesign]])</gallery>

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title''': Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{looking slightly offscreen}'' Is that thing on? ''{turns to the camera lens}'' Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" ''{waves his arms in the air}'' Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers ''{gestures to the lockers behind him}'', but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ''{gestures to the bench behind him}'' My back's not in real good condition. ''{rubs his back}'' And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These peoples try to fade me." ''{holds up a microphone, begins to sing}'' A one-two, a one-two—!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears in front of camera}'' Sorry. We're all out of tape.

==Coach Z's Accent==
The primary factor in his hilarity, Coach Z's Upper Midwestern accent has made him into a very quotable character.

===Sounds Affected===
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (i.e. The Cheat) and the short o (job), which both come out as an "or" or "aer" ("The Chort", "jaerb").

===List of mispronounced words===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Original Word !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In
|-
| '''About''' || Abrat || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
| '''Balloon''' || b'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]]
|-
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Chocolate''' || Cherclate || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernza || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence (Toon)|DNA Evidence]]
|-
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]
|-
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Disco''' || Disca || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
|-
| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorgalingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
|-
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, fork of a pork || Email [[mini-golf]]
|-
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Happy Hallow—''' || Horpy Horlow— || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, [http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster], Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''I Feel Bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]
|-
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]]
|-
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, [[Wikipedia:George Foreman|George Foreman]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker, Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary_Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Man''' || Marn || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Office''' || Arfice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]]
|-
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, "secret sorcret" || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Feirsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]
|-

| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]''
|-
| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures & jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || Terlet || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Bubs, Homestar), Email [[unnatural]]
|-
| '''Tomato''' || Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]

|-
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Twenty-Three''' || Twenty-Tree || [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Up''' || Arp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]]
|}

===Inconsistencies===

Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:
*After saying "track or trort" in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Bubs gets on his case and he says it correctly. If given "Swedish Fish," said as "Swordish Forsh," Bubs gets on his case again and Coach Z says "It's a crowd-pleaser."
*In [[boring (really)]], while [[Strong Bad]] is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four letters word."
*Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort" in [[mascot]], though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people.
*In the DVD commentary for [[part-time job]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] exploits Coach Z's "accent" by implying that not only does Coach Z add the letter R to words, but now also likes to switch letters around sometimes, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.
*In [[cliffhangers]], in the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], he says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.

===Featured in===
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[Coach Z Talker]]

==Coach Z's "more than two problems"==

*Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]].
*He seems to have psychological problems. For example, in [[garage sale]], he is seen gathering up all the "great for baby" items, but is reluctant to explain why. When Strong Bad comments that "garbage sale" is "for moms only", Coach Z responds "Oh, then I'm okay to say it."
*His accent makes his speech almost incapable of comprehension.
*He has admitted that he has [[Wikipedia: athlete's foot|athlete's foot]]. This was further implied as "problems with his feet" in [[rampage]].
*In his characters page and in [[rampage]], he admitted that he has a bad back.
*He has been drunk multiple times, usually on mouthwash.
*He spiked the punch at the [[senior prom]] with mouthwash.
*He has bad hand-eye coordination, as evidenced in [[cliffhangers]].
*He has an obsession with butts.
*He holds the record for the longest time gone without [[showering]].
*He admits he likes a good chafe in [[theme park]].
*He enjoys covering puke in sawdust, as seen in [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], where he says "This is what I live for!" In the commentary for that scene, he claims that "Sawdust makes everything delicious".
*He wears a disturbingly small bathing suit when swimming and leaks a black fluid when it is removed, as seen in [[underlings]].
*He has a weak imagination.
*In [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], he claims to only know a few words, such as "pfargtl".
*He sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head.
*He fancies himself as a hip-hop artist, but has little musical talent.
*It has been implied that he has a crush on Marzipan; he has occasionally made inappropriate comments about her and has admitted to sneaking into her house.
*He has personal financial problems, causing his electricity to be shut off each year.
*He seems to believe he's in a relationship with Bubs, as seen in [[Date Nite]].
*He can never remember if he actually putt a ball, as seen in [[mini-golf]].
*Even when he finds something he's eating awful, such as [[secret recipes|a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur]], he still eats it.
*He has puked his pants many times.
*His [[hygiene]] is so poor that he believes that the showerheads in his locker room are his "drippy, broken speakers".

== Fun Facts ==
*Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwestern voice that [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and some friends would do in college.
*It was revealed in issue #21 of [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision]] magazine that Coach Z is named after [[Craig Zobel]].
*According to [[trading cards]], Coach Z gave 23 [[Butt-Patting|butt pats]] in 1984 (22 to Homestar, 1 to himself).
*Coach Z was originally known as "Coach Zee."
*Strong Bad referred to Coach Z as "Green Bubs" in the email [[road trip]].
*In [[Date Nite]] he is shown without his hat and wearing hair curlers, despite a lack of visible hair.
*On Coach Z's emblem, the darker blue shine streak under the gold Z makes a Z formation.
*According to the [[Old Characters Page]], Coach Z wasn't a real coach at the time, and he just added the title because it sounded "cooler than just Z". This was later altered, as he has been seen coaching on numerous occasions.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Coach Z]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Renaldo]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B or Zubs]]
*[[Other Character Variations|Coach Zed]]
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
In each Homestar Runner Halloween special, Coach Z has dressed up as a [[Wikipedia:Rapping|rapper]]. (The Noid costume was not released.)

*[[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Shock G|Humpty Hump]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher "Kid" Reid|Kid]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Theo Huxtable (from [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Queen_Latifah|Queen Latifah]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"You say tomater, I zader madermorts."|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:cz tomater.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"|[[Happy Fireworks]]|Mirror:cz dazzlemaze.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Once again, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz slipthrufingers.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz bdhman.zip}}
*{{qotw|"My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:cz oachz.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]
*[[Coach Z Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Coach Z|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
* [[HR:vcr_cz.html|watch Coach Z's character video]]
* [[HR:vcr_cz.swf|view the Flash file for Coach Z's character video]]

{{Characters|Coach Z}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_cz}}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

The Stick

2007-09-11T10:21:35Z

NightDaemon: /* Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:TheStick.png|thumb|right|220px|"In all its hangoutitude!"]]
:{{about|[[:Category:Pseudocharacters|Pseudocharacter]]}} {{for|wiki's community portal|HRWiki:The Stick}}

'''The Stick''' is the place in an otherwise nondescript [[The Field|grassy area]] in which a largeish stick is poking out of the ground. Typically referenced as a meeting point, especially by [[Strong Bad]] and his minions. It is unclear as to whether it is just a stick in the ground, or a prematurely dead tree.
== Appearances ==
=== Toons ===
*'''Debut:''' [[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*[[Happy Hallow-day]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

=== Strong Bad Emails ===
*[[the bird]]
*[[unused emails]]
*[[labor day]]
*[[kind of cool]] (Easter egg)
*[[army]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[virus]]
*[[origins]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[Videro Games]] (Bonus email, Easter egg)
*[[more armies]]
*[[bike thief]]

=== Main Pages ===
*[[Main Page 16]]

== Fun Facts ==

*In [[labor day]], Strong Bad accidentally broke part of The Stick off while giving it a high-five. Curiously, the piece that broke off was never seen before that particular toon. Naturally, since it broke off, the piece hasn't been seen since.
*According to [[origins]], The Stick presently rates a 10 in hangingoutitude, but was considerably lower in hangingoutitude during the period it was the site of [[Homestar Runner]]'s [[Songs#from Strong Bad Emails|bread sing-alongs]]. It was also the place where they spraypainted [[Marzipan]], then glued her to [[Homsar]] and left them for [[Death#Homsar|dead]].
*In [[different town]], Strong Bad imagined the Stick as a Big Ol' Tree.
*In [[Main Page 16]], The Stick is a [[Decemberween]] stick.
*In [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], The Stick was made up to look like a satellite dish.
*In [[Happy Hallow-day]], The Stick is referred to as a twig by Marzipan, which proves that the name ''The Stick'' is rarely (or never) used by characters other than [[The Brothers Strong]].

<gallery>
Image:bigoltree.png|<center>The Stick as a Big Ol' Tree</center>
Image:Christmas_Stick_Hi_Res.PNG|<center>The Decemberween Stick</center>
Image:enemy_radar_dish.png|<center>The enemy radar dish</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Places]] [[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Talk:New Paper

2007-09-06T19:45:04Z

NightDaemon: /**/Landscape?

==Anything Else?==
If anyone wants to correct my horrible grammer or ad more info, please do, and take a better screenshot, and thanks to Jay who created this page. I am also going to remove the stub marker, this is about all we know about the new paper.--{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 11:08, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

== Ink ==

The colours look a bit off at the bottom, is that normal for new printers? [[User:84.65.197.19|84.65.197.19]] 16:06, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
:Yes, it is. [[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon]] 20:49, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

== Shy Paper? ==

I think New Paper didn't go Preeow because it was too shy and needs some introducing. Whaddya think?
:This would be better suited for the [[Forum:|Forum]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:53, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

== Merge with [[The Paper]]? ==

Should the new paper really have it's own page? I think it should it be merged with [[The Paper]]. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
:I think we should wait for the next sbemail to see what happens.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:52, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
::I agree, it's majorly premature to be having this discussion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:47, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
:::If we have separate articles for [[Tangerine Dreams]] and [[The Cheat's iMac (2006)]] then these should '''not be merged.''' [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:54, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
::::If the n'''EW''' Paper sticks around, we need to keep both Papers seperate. They're entirely different objects, so they need their own articles. Besides, The Paper's article is quite long as it is. I don't think it should be extended any more. '''No merge.''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 11:49, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
:::::So can we remove the template? [[User:Homsar44withpie|Homsar44withpie]] 01:02, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
wait tell next sbemail and then we make a decision {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} 16:39, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure that the inkjet printer is going to stick around. '''No Merge''' {{User:SantanaHomerunner/sig}}
::That's absolute speculation, however. That fact is unknown to us, which is why I suggest suspending debate on this until after another email comes out. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:16, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
: '''NEVER''' merge this article with [[The Paper]], New Paper is an individual, and it acts severly diffrently than [[The Paper]], plus for being the person who sent the e-mail [[the paper]], it would be forgeting that [[the paper]] e-mail never existed. Please don't forget it! {{user:Thewi2kbug/sig}} 21:03, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

==The Future==
I am wondering, how long is this article going to be called New Paper, how many emails need to pass until it becomes 'The Paper' and Papes becomes 'Old Paper'. Probably quite a few, since that one has been around 173 emails and this one has managed one :P --{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 11:54, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
:It'll be called "New Paper" as long as Strong Bad does the same, like he did at the end of [[the paper]]. If SB starts calling it The Paper, ''then'' we'll shuffle the pages. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:02, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
::When should we remove the "appearances" section? There's none at all for the original The Paper. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 04:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Probably fairly soon, since it looks like it is a regular feature (though, how long will Strong Bad will abuse it is anybody's guess). At very least, creating a filmography might not be a bad idea before too much further (it has not crossed the 3 appearance threshold). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:41, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
::::That's 4 emails now. Is that what you meant by "crossing the 3 appearance threshold?" [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:29, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

== Filmography ==

Why does New Paper get one while the old The Paper does not? Should the New Paper Filmography be deleted? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:44, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:'''Agree''' If the Old Papes dosn't why should the New Paper? {{User:Numa Numa/sig}}
::'''Agree''' I should've checked if The Paper had a filmography before going ahead with the suggestions above. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:54, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Gone'd it is.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:56, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Now that we've offed the filmography, should we be even listing the appearances of New Paper? I would think that a mention of the foreshadowing and the official debut in the article should be enough. Otherwise, we run into the same problem that the filmography was created to solve, a long list of emails. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 04:34, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:I agree. The structure of this article will probably eventually be like [[The Paper]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:36, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

== You know... ==
I was thinking and, if the new paper is running out of ink, wouldn't the top of the paper be lighter and different colors instead of the bottom, because the new paper wouldn't be gaining ink as it prints out? A possible goof/remark/fun fact?--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 02:26, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, you're right. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:08, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
::So...--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 03:12, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:::So it should be mentioned somewhere on the page. I was not acting so that you would do it. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:16, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
::::How do you think i should word it?--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 22:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

== Running Joke ==

Not counting it's inception in [[the paper]], there have now been 4 times in a row where Strong Bad has commented on the new paper's poor performance. This has never happened in the past with new characters or new computers. Should we officially label this as a running gag or something like that? It almost seems like it's leading up to something, like [[DNA evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 02:59, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
:I agree. It has very strong similarities to the DNA evidence gag. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:12, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
::I agree that it is certainly noticeable. Strong Bad even comments on it. But I don't believe that it should have its own article. It's something inherently linked to the New Paper, and should be a section in this article.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:15, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

== Landscape? ==

I was watching [[original]], and I noticed that the New Paper seems to be printing in landscape format, or it sliced the page off half way through... --[[User:NightDaemon|NightDaemon]] 19:45, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

User:NightDaemon

2007-09-05T15:14:46Z

NightDaemon: New userbox!

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coloring

2007-08-28T15:56:38Z

NightDaemon: /* Remarks */ Link update

{{sbenav|160}}
[[Image:Limozeen_coloringbook.png|thumb|"Grab a box of sixty-four, with a sharpener built right in!"]]

Strong Bad discusses crayon colors and stumbles upon Marzipan's cult, er, "classroom".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Teeg Dougland]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Garage]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 23, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: bad crayon namers</div>
Dear awesome, 
have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...??? 
-much love 
Ter 
Andover,MN
</blockquote>

''{After "Dear awesome", Strong Bad adds, "Oh! Somebody finally got it right!"; at the first ellipsis, he adds, "Oh, you mean like, Red Iculous?" and a red crayon labeled "Red Iculous" appears; and after reading the name "Laser lemon", he repeats surprisedly:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Laser lemon?! ''{picking up a phone}'' The Cheat, halt production immediately!

''{Cut to the garage, where The Cheat is using a soldering iron and an oscilloscope to build a [[Laser Lemon|laser with lemons]] on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{over the PA}'' Crayola beat us to the punch. Let's shift focus to... "Laser Limes". ''{The Cheat looks annoyed and a black "cloud" briefly appears over his head}'' Or maybe just laser beams.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise which sounds unmistakably like "Okay."}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy, where Strong Bad resumes reading the email. He reads "Andover,MN" as "And over, and over, and over, M N."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ter? What is that, short for Terbert? Or Terlliam? Or Terthew? ''{clears screen}'' Welter, the crayons of my youth had pretty awesome names. Especially the ones that came with my Limozeen 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book!

''{Cut to a view of this coloring book, which has a drawing of two members of Limozeen on the cover. As Strong Bad says each of the following color names, a corresponding crayon appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There was Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Groupie Lipstick Red, Skin Flesh ''{pink}'', Hairspray Blond ''{yellow}'', and Tight Shiny Purple. It even came with a cassette tape with a song about how to color!

''{A yellow cassette tape labeled "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)" appears. Switch to a view of the first page of the coloring book, which shows Larry and Gary performing. Below this is the text "Gary and Larry rehearse their moves". The page has been colored to look like Larry's guitar has caught fire, and a laser is drawn firing from the guitar with the word "vpoo" over it.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' Grab a box of sixty-four,—

''{Changes to the next page, which shows Limozeen with the text "We are in a band called Limozeen!" Perry's skin has been colored green with blue hair, Larry has been colored with a black eye and blood dripping with the words "be tup" colored on his shirt, and Mary has been colored with an extra set of arms coming out of his head doing the evil fingers, the words "2 sets!" are also colored above his head.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' —with a sharpener a-built right in,—

''{Change to next page, which shows Larry with two women. The text says "<s>Larry</s> Strong Bad always serenades the 'of-age' ladies after the show". Larry's face has been colored like Strong Bad's, and his hands have been drawn to look like red boxing gloves. The girls have the [[Wikipedia:Canadian Flag|Canadian Flag]] colored onto their shirts.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' Dump 'em all out onto the floor,—

''{Change to next page, which shows Mary with a face drawn on his abdomen; the text says, "Drummers almost never wear shirts while playing a big show." The rest of the page remains colorless.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' —and let the party begin!

''{Change to next page, which shows Gary leaping into the air while playing the guitar; he has been colored to wear a Los Angeles Lakers uniform, have dark skin, and hold a basketball; a basketball hoop and defending player have also been drawn in. The text reads "Gary's playing some "air" guitar. Get it?"}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Outside the lines!

''{The next page shows Perry with Teeg Dougland at the soundboard; the text reads "Producer/ manager/ roadie/ webmaster Teeg Dougland shows Perry how to tweak the reverb." They have both been colored to look like old ladies with wrinkles, grey hair, lipstick and fingernails all colored in.}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Inside your heart!

''{The next page shows Larry and Perry, who is wearing a bear mask; the text reads "'That bear mask has GOT to go!!!' shouts Larry."}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Those crayons of mine!

''{The next page shows Mary and Larry barbecuing; a large, vicious-looking hot dog has been drawn standing behind them; The Cheat has been drawn peeking from around the barbecue. Mary's skin has been colored blue, The text reads, "Back home from the road, Mary and Larry say, 'It's Grilla Time!'"}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Hey, hey, let's go back to the start!

''{The last page shows Larry with Gary and Perry performing, but is not colored. The text reads, "Larry is screaming like a demon. And the other two are playing guitars." The music stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, looks like I missed one! As much as I respect you guys as artists, it's time to melt your faces off.

''{Strong Bad uses the Skin Flesh crayon to draw on Larry's face as the music from the first drawing of Trogdor plays. The crayon breaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crudcrap! My Skin Flesh broke!

''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad at his table holding the broken crayon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait! I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school! Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!

''{Cut to Marzipan in the Classroom; the blackboard reads "SOY IS ALSO MURDER"}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{finishing a monologue}'' ...so that way, you always feel guilty!

''{Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Goody Marzipan. Can I borrow some crayons? I broke my Skin Flesh!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looks aghast, then angry}'' Shhh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!

''{Cut to a view of the class, which consists of Homsar, Strong Mad and Homestar Runner wearing yellow shirts. Homsar has a stack of blocks on his desk that reads "TURD".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Teach-orr! I have go bafroom!

''{Cut back to Marzipan and Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the—uh, ''children?''

'''MARZIPAN:''' First of all, we don't call them children. They're "life blossoms"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, a pretty standard one. ''{cut to a closeup of Marzipan}'' Anyway, we don't use the term "Skin Flesh". The color you're looking for is "Dermal Discoveries".

''{A pink roll loosely resembling a crayon with the words "Dermal Discoveries" appears. Some notes played on a acoustic guitar are heard. Cut to a view from behind Marzipan, facing Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that scramble?! What about Lipstick Red?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, no, no. Too gender-specific. We use "Crimson Suggestion".

''{A red roll with the words "Crimson Suggestion" appears. More acoustic notes play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, how 'bout Hairspray Blond?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Vague Pigmentation!

''{A yellow roll with the words "Vague Pigmentation" appears. Acoustic notes are heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Leather Black?

'''MARZIPAN:''' We just call that "blue."

''{A black roll with the word "Blue" appears. More acoustic notes are heard. Homestar Runner moves into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Teacherman, ''{cut to face Homestar Runner}'' are we just gonna talk about crowns all day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta'-'bou'-wha'?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crowns! You know! For coloring! A box of crowns!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' You mean, crayons? Cray-ons?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks angry}'' Oh, I don't need this. I'm going to the liberry! To read me some pie-pie comics!

''{Return to view of Marzipan and Strong Bad from the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What kind of grades does Homestar get?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, roots and grass, mostly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Roots and grass? What're those, like, D's? D minusesses?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, they're F's.

''{Cut back to the last page of the coloring book.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys. Prepare to make some dermal discoveries!

''{Strong Bad begins to draw with the Dermal Discoveries "crayon." Nothing happens.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the— what's wrong with this stupid crown—on?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan in front of the table.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That way, they're ''all'' special!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were ''{uses hand quotes}'' "special", Marzipan.

''{Cut to close up on Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! ''{eats a "Crimson Suggestion" and leaves.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the table. A bundle of Marzipan's "crayons" appears in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing, his words appear under the bundle of "crayons."}'' Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson. Preeeeow!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down as Larry sings the last word.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Homestar reportcardnew.png|thumb|170px|They're life blossoms!]]
*Click on "Dear awesome" after Strong Bad mentions "Red Iculous" to see a "Dear Awesome" colored crayon.
*Likewise, click on "some crayon" and see a "Some Crayon" colored crayon.
*Click on "L.U.R.N." on Homestar's shirt when he walks up to Marzipan to see the [[:Image:LURN logo corrected.png|logo]] for [[L.U.R.N.]], or "Life-Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally."
*Click on the word Murder on the chalkboard after Strong Bad asks about Homestar's grades to see his report card.
*At the end, click on the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] to see the whole thing (it comes up in a new window). It has three pages and two colors not featured in the email. You can color it with the included crayons, or [[Printables|print it out]].

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*The [[Laser Lemon#The Cheat's Oscilloscope|device next to The Cheat]] is an [[Wikipedia:Oscilloscope|oscilloscope]].
*"Special" is often used as a euphemism to refer to developmentally challenged people.
*On the page of the Limozeen coloring book where Larry is crossed out to reveal Strong Bad serenading the "of age" groupies, they are wearing Canadian flag tops. Those "of age" to consent in Canada are 14 and above.

===Trivia===
*The crayons in the Easter egg contain two colors not featured in the email: "Roadie [[Puking|Puke]] Green" and "Sweet Boots Brown".
*This is the first time we see Marzipan in Strong Bad's house.
*The coloring book Easter egg originally did not have an "Undo" button to go back a step when coloring, so if you made a mistake well into your drawing, you'd have to erase it all. It was added later.
*In the drawing of the coloring book where Larry is serenading the "of-age" ladies, he is holding a [[G]] chord on the guitar.
*This is the first Email in over a month to include the standard text for The Paper. In [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement|retirement A]], it told viewers to watch the next email and in [[retirement|retirement B]] it was unclickable and admitted to liking hushpuppies. It was not seen at all in [[Lappynapped!]], released in between cliffhangers and retirement.

===Remarks===
*The Lappy's "toe" (which was removed in [[cliffhangers]] and was missing in [[retirement]]) is back.
*The cards above the chalkboard read "4, I3, (, I>, 3, I=, 6, #, 1" which are [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] representations of the letters A through I.
*This is the first/closest The Cheat has gotten to saying a word in English ("Okay") outside of his [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons, although some of his [[A Lack of Intelligible Speech|The Cheat noises]] have strongly suggested English phrases in the past.
*Both [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] and [[Perry Palaroncini|Perry]] are wearing blue shirts with white stars, in the style of Homestar's shirt.
*If you download the Flash file for the Limozeen coloring book Easter egg directly to your computer, it will ask you if you want to print a page when you open it.
*Each member of Limozeen seems to change appearance (hairstyle, instrument) in most of the pictures in the coloring book, making it hard to distinguish them from one another.
*Despite claims to the contrary in the coloring book, Limozeen could not have had a "webmaster" in 1989. The [[Wikipedia:World Wide Web|world's first web browser]] was not written until 1990.
*"Crown" and "crayon" are pronounced the same in the accents of many regions in the southeastern United States.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was first released, "blossom" was misspelled as "blossum" in the [[:Image:LURN logo.png|T-shirt]] and [[:Image:Homestar reportcard.png|report card]] Easter eggs, and "animals" was misspelled as "animas". These have since been fixed.
*The coloring book originally misnamed several of the crayons in comparison to their email counterparts. Groupie Lipstick Red was incorrectly named "Rockin' Red" while Tight Shiny Purple was named "Ballad Purple". This has since been fixed.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad uses the same [[disconnected telephone]] to speak to The Cheat over the intercom that he used in [[replacement]].
*The scribble above The Cheat's head also appeared in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad has previously defaced and satirized picture books in [[kids' book]] and [[That Time of Year]].
*The "'air' guitar" image is identical to an image of Gary in the Limozeen laser show in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When Strong Bad is coloring the Limozeen picture, the music is the same as the music that plays while he is drawing [[Trogdor]] in [[dragon]].
*Homestar calling Marzipan "Teacherman" is an example of him [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|pronouncing "man" as "m'n"]]
*This is another appearance of [[Preeeeow]], the [[onomatopoeia]] describing The Paper's sound effect.
*"TURD" is a word for [[whatsit]].
*The fact that Strong Bad drew The Cheat peeking out from behind [[Limozeen]]'s grill is a reference to [[Where's The Cheat?]], in which it is revealed that The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*The cards above the chalkboard use the same [[font]] as the [[Compy 386]] (Commodore 64).
*Bubs uses a [[Bubs's Keytar|keytar]] in [[cheatday]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] is a well known company that makes art supplies such as [[Wikipedia:Crayon|crayons]].
**"Laser Lemon" is the name of an actual [[Wikipedia:List of Crayola crayon colors|Crayola color]].
**"Blizzard Blue" also existed at one point, but has since been replaced with "Inchworm".
**"Skin Flesh" is also a possible reference to when Crayola renamed their color "Flesh" to "Peach" in 1962, partially to avoid racial discrimination.
*The lyrics "Grab a box of sixty-four with a sharpener a-built right in" from "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)" refers to a standard Crayola 64-crayon box. These boxes usually have a plastic crayon sharpener built into the back.
*On the air guitar page, Strong Bad has "colored" a basketball jersey similar to that of the [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles Lakers|Los Angeles Lakers]] onto Gary.
**On the same page of the coloring book, the basketball player on the right very much resembles [[Wikipedia:Larry Bird|Larry Bird]].
*The band member wearing a bear mask is a reference to musician [[Wikipedia:John Mayer|John Mayer]] who sometimes dresses in a bear costume in order to meet and talk with fans before concerts without the fans realizing who he is.
*"Montesodium" is a [[portmanteau]] of the words "Montessori" and "Monosodium".
**[[Wikipedia:Montessori method|Montessori Schools]] are a very progressive and non-traditional schooling system used in many private schools throughout the world. It focuses on allowing children to learn at their own pace and doing away with perceived forms of competition like grading.
*The page Strong Bad tries to color says "Larry is screamin' like a demon..."; he is also shown singing with his tongue hanging out. [[Wikipedia:Gene Simmons|Gene Simmons]] of the rock band Kiss is well-known for his extraordinarily long tongue, and is also known as "The Demon".
*Homestar leaving to go read "[[pie]] pie comics" may mean he wants to read [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] comics.
*The coloring book makes mention of staying at the [[Wikipedia:Ramada|Ramada]], a well-known hotel chain.
*It's Grilla Time is a reference to "It's Miller Time", which is a famous slogan of [[wikipedia:Miller Brewing|Miller Brewing Company]]. It's also why they're holding [[Cold One|Cold Ones]] at the time.
*The subtitle on the Limozeen book, "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada", is written in the [[font]] created and used by British heavy metal band [[wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]].
*When the Cheat is told by Strong Bad to stop making the lemons that have lasers on them, a black scribble appears above his head. It looks very similar to the scribbles on top of the characters in "[[Peanuts]]" that appeared when they were mad.

==DVD Version==
*The Limozeen Coloring Book Easter egg has been disabled.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
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*[[Forum:10080|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:DorianGray/Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns

2007-08-13T16:36:10Z

NightDaemon: Added quote from new SBemail

'''Homsar's speech patterns''' are quite unusual, and many believe that his strange way of speaking is the result of a mental disorder such as [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|word salad]], a condition in which sentence structure and grammar are intact, but individual words are picked at random and have no particular meaning. This article pulls together all of the things [[Homsar]] has said since his introduction in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], identifies the context of each line, and determines whether or not the line qualifies as a word salad.

== Homsar's Speech in Chronological Order ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%" style="border-collapse:collapse"
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! Quote !! Toon !! Context !! Comments
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Bayaad!"
| Email [[homsar]] (2001)
| Responding to [[Strong Bad]], who had just gotten his attention.
| This is a simple greeting.
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| "DaAAahhh, hello, [[Marzipan|Marzypa-yun]]. It's Homsar! Dahhh, I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. Daahh, I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs. Okay, bye-dee-bye."
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] (Dec. 2001/Jan. 2002)
| Homsar has presumably recovered from having the [[Heavy Lourde]] dropped on him.
| Homsar speaks in basically perfect (if exaggerated) English in this message.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
|
*"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
*"YaAaAaAh, I'm the original ladies' man!"
*"If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
*"Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] (Oct. 27, 2001)
| Homsar's intro, and then his lines after being handed Shavin' Creem, black and orange taffy, and a wrench, respectively.
| His intro is a paraphrasing of the catch phrase of [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]], the character from the [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] cartoons (who he is dressed as), namely "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." His responses to the treats are strange, but not completely random.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
|
*"Oh no! You shanked my Jengaship!"
*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]] (Feb. 25, 2002)
| Homsar is playing Connect Four with [[Strong Sad]], then speaks to [[Bubs]] when he enters the room.
| Homsar's line does reference two games, although not the one he is actually playing, Connect Four, as Strong Sad observes. He doesn't quite get Bubs' name right.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!"
| Email [[your friends]] (Oct. 14, 2002)
| During the montage, Strong Bad buries Homsar and covers him with scorpions, which begin to crawl into his mouth.
| It is debatable whether Homsar's phrase has any connection to his predicament. If it is connected, it would seem to imply that he enjoys eating scorpions.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
|
* "I'm the ghost of Christmas past."
* "And also with you."
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] (Oct. 29, 2002)
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[The Cheat]] walk up to Homsar, whose "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
| Homsar's first response references ''A Christmas Carol'', while his second line is a common response in many religious prayers. Both have some connection to the scene, and neither one is a word salad.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "When can we start the Jeffersons?"
| [[Strong Sad's Lament]] (Nov. 18, 2002)
| Strong Sad mentions in his journal this was all Homsar said to him that day.
| The context is unknown. Perhaps he was commenting on how boring Strong Sad is, and expressing his desire to do something else.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "Nowowowow, this is the thrill of a lifetime."
| [[Happy T!]] (Nov. 28, 2002)
| This Easter egg was found by clicking on the bottom-right corner of the page.
| The other characters all said some variation of "Happy T!", but Homsar's line could still be construed to make some sense.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I do what I'm told..."
| Email [[dragon]] (Jan. 13, 2003)
| Strong Bad had just told him to get out of his house.
| Coherent given the situation.
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|
*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
*"I'm a song from the sixties."
| Email [[interview]] (Feb. 10, 2003)
| These are Homsar's actual lines in this email. The other "lines" were spoken by Strong Bad.
| Homsar's first line is peculiar, but it makes enough sense that Strong Bad, as well as the viewer, can figure out that he's referring to Strong Sad. The second line is a comedic repetition of one of Strong Bad's lines.
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| '''[[Toons]]:''' "ToOoOoOons!" '''[[Games]]:''' "James!" '''[[Characters]]:''' "[[Wikipedia:Kelsey Grammer|Kelsey Grammer]]!" '''[[Downloads]]:''' "Thank youuuuu." '''[[Store]]:''' "Legitimate business." '''[[Email]]:''' "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
| [[Homsar Main Page]] (Feb. 10, 2003)
| Homsar reads off the main navigation buttons in his own unique way.
| None of these really qualify as word salads, though he is more out of context on some buttons than on others.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I'm a million ladies tall." (Quoted by Strong Sad.)
| Email [[2 emails]] (Apr. 28, 2003)
| Strong Bad was asking Strong Sad if any of the "million hot ladies" called to say they weren't coming to his party." Strong Sad says no one called except Homsar.
| Not really a word salad as Homsar's statement could be interpreted as, "I'm as tall as any of those ladies," or as a way of saying he has a million ladies with him.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "AAAaaaAAAaaa-I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
| Email [[suntan]] (Jun. 16, 2003)
| A "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" of Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. Homsar had used it to draw a calculator with the word "SALAd" on his shirt.
| Homsar's line does not make sense in this scene, but the sentence itself is coherent.
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| "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! '''I've brought my best foot flowered... Pshoooo!''' Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Think I won the Powerball."
| [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]] (Jul. 14, 2003)
| Homsar introduces himself.
| "I've brought my best foot flowered", if taken at face value, is a prime example of a word salad — the sentence makes no sense either in context or by itself, and yet is still syntactically valid. However, Homsar might have meant to say "forward" instead of "flowered", which would make the sentence make much more sense. The rest of Homsar's video is made up of coherent but disconnected sentences that each make sense by themselves. If there were such a thing as a "sentence salad", this would be it. It is possible, however, that he simply wasn't sure what he should be saying.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I'm crying on the inside..."
| Email [[impression]] (Aug. 25, 2003)
| Homsar had just been disqualified from the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest because he was mistaken for Strong Sad.
| This line makes sense for two reasons: It's something Strong Sad would likely say, and Homsar himself may have been sad that he was disqualified.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "AaAaAa! I'm open for interpretation!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] (Oct. 29, 2003)
| Homsar's secret costume, Slash from Guns N' Roses.
| Could be reinterpreted as "What do you think of my costume?" In addition, this could be a reference to whether his sudden appearance in the cartoon has any significance to the story.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
| Email [[army]] (Jan. 5, 2004)
| Responding to Homestar's call to action for the [[Homestarmy]].
| This line makes some sense in this context — it could be construed that Homsar really is in the Homestarmy for personal reasons.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I'm forever your girl."
| Email [[different town]] (Feb. 23, 2004)
| Spoken as [[Modestly Hot Homsar]]. It should be noted that this took place in Strong Bad's imagination.
| This phrase makes perfect sense, considering that Homsar was just transformed into a female figure.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "It's time for tasteball!"
| Email [[theme park]] (May 25, 2004)
| Giving information to Homestar Runner.
| This one is a close call. On the one hand, the viewer is left wondering exactly what tasteball is, but Homestar replies with "Oh crap, it's tasteball already?", indicating that it was not unexpected for Homsar to say that. Tasteball could presumably be one of their duties as mascots. On the other hand, Homsar's line may qualify as a true word salad, and Homestar's reply could just be a typical clueless reaction.
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|
*"DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy tote bag!"
*"I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
*"That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
| Email [[for kids]] (Aug. 9, 2004)
| Homsar on his kids' show, ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]''
| "I'm a trendy tote bag" makes some sense in context, because Homsar is appearing on a public television show, and tote bags are among the most common free gifts given by public television stations in pledge drives. His line about real estate (referring to the letter G) makes a small amount of sense in context. His last line is strongly connected to the scene, in which they had just finished singing "Stave It Off, 1-2-3".
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I blew it, man. I lose my touch."
| [[Halloween Fairstival]] (Oct. 29, 2004)
| This was a line spoken by Kumar from ''Bottle Rocket'', which was Homsar's costume.
| This makes sense because he's quoting the character upon which his costume is based.
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|
*"Alms for the pudgy! Alms for the pudgy."
*"You're a real state trooper."
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] (Dec. 20, 2004)
| Homsar is running a donation station, and Homestar stops by, spits in the donation can, then leaves again.
| Homsar's first line is a take on "Alms for the poor", a common greeting for beggars, panhandlers, and donation takers. The second line is an odd way of saying "thanks". Both make sense.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I'm the human wedgie."
| Email [[origins]] (Jan. 31, 2005)
| Homsar was glued to Marzipan as a prank.
| This line seems to indicate that Homsar is aware of his predicament, but it doesn't really relate all that well. However, "The Human (noun)" is a pretty common way to describe one's self performing the function of an inanimate object — for example, "The Human Cannonball" — and this could be akin to his calling himself "The Human Prank".
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "Caramel corn for president, please."
| Email [[rampage]] (Apr. 11, 2005)
| Homsar gives "praise" to Strong Sad at his Poetry Slam.
| As praise, this sentence makes little sense. On its own, it also doesn't make much sense, though it is fairly close to "Kernel/Colonel Corn", which is a common joke. It may be a stretch to call this a word salad.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "I'm just me, can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee."
| Email [[record book]] (Jul. 25, 2005)
| Coach Z sang the same thing moments before. Both were aiming for a record of some sort.
| Homsar is simply copying Coach Z in this scene.
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "Location, location, location!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Nov. 1, 2005)
| Homsar dresses up as Tingle from the Legend of Zelda series. He says this after Homestar rejects his "choices".
| Homsar's quote here is a common phrase used in real estate (the three most important things). It does make some sense when paired with his costume, as [[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]] sold maps to Link in his debut in [[Wikipedia:Majora's Mask|Majora's Mask]].
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| "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]] (Nov. 21, 2005)
| Homsar and a clone of himself drive through the parade.
| Could be construed as a product endorsement. Pennzoil has sponsored many such parades in the real world.
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| "I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
| [[Weclome Back]] (Jul. 3, 2006)
| Homsar says this while standing on a merchandise table.
| Homsar takes a common phrase and substitutes a random word — something he does fairly often. This sentence could be construed to mean "I don't have much leftover stuff", or "I'm not very smart". It should also be noted that being "a little light in the '''loafers'''" is a common euphemism for homosexuality. The phrase itself, when put into context, is likely Homsar's way of saying that the merchandise is a limited time offer.
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "This dinner party is top dollar!"
| [[cliffhangers]] (Sept. 18, 2006)
| Homsar says this while hanging off a cliff by a rope.
| Not exactly appropriate given the situation, but he does acknowledge that he is at a gathering. It could also be inferred that he likes hanging upside-down.
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up is mah get down!"
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] (Oct. 30, 2006)
| Homsar is holding a newspaper with the headline "Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!"
| "Eggs Tree" sounds like the way Homestar pronounced "extree" earlier in the toon, albeit broken up into words. Plus, during this scene he's standing next to a tree full of actual eggs. "This get-up is mah get down" refers to when Homestar says that the Newspaper Boy outfit was NOT his Halloween costume. The opposite is the case for Homsar.
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "Well, hello, chocolate cake!"
| [[strong badathlon]] (Jan. 29, 2007)
| Homsar and Marzipan are having a tea party when The Cheat, covered in [[whatsit]], comes flying through the air and lands on the table.
| This line makes some sense in this context, since chocolate and whatsit are both brown in color. Another way this line could make sense is that "chocolate cake" can be used a term of endearment. It is also possible that Homsar could be referring to the shape of The Cheat as a piece of chocolate cake.
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "AaAaAh! My cheese is 50 cent!"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
| This is Homsar's quote for the game.
| Homsar probably was referring to the cost of his cheese.
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- valign=top
| "These Easter pants are getting way too tight!"
| [[DNA Evidence (toon)|DNA Evidence]] (May 15, 2007)
| This is Homsar's reply to Strong Sad, when the latter asks the former if he will say anything at the end of the toon.
| There are a couple of things this line could reference: Homsar's occasional appearances in [[Easter egg]]s, and the common running gag of [[pants]]. Perhaps Homsar is somewhat dazed by Strong Sad's long exposition and is uttering whatever is on his mind. It could also mean that he feels pressure from Strong Sad after witnessing such an out-of-character revelation from him, and wishes to remove himself from the uncomfortable situation. It could also be referring to himself, "The Human Wedgie".
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| AaAaAaAaA! Don't count on it, monster man!
| [[mini-golf]] (Aug 13, 2007)
| Homsar's response to Strong Bad while floating through the air above [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]], when Strong Bad asked the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] "Homsar, is that you?"
| This would appear to make literal sense, as Homsar is not inside the Drive-Thru Whale, though he appears to have given Strong Bad another new nickname.
|}

== Analysis and Summary ==

As shown here, there are logical arguments for almost all of Homsar's phrases. It seems that Homsar simply has an odd and somewhat indirect way of communicating with others.

There is a pattern that appears during this analysis, however: In almost every case, if there's a strong reason for Homsar to communicate a particular concept, he'll do it unerringly — one can always tell what he means. It is when he doesn't have a particularly strong reason to communicate that his speech becomes more random. For example, if he has a request ("Is that rhinoceros around?", "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"), his sentence relates quite clearly to the scene, and is itself perfectly valid, even if there was a much more direct way of saying it. But in his character video, his sentences are almost completely disconnected from one another, and in [[suntan]] and [[theme park]], he had no particular reason to send a message, so he seemed to just pull a random sentence out of thin air, perhaps just so he could say something.

It seems clear that while Homsar doesn't have a strong grasp on reality, he is pretty coherent most of the time, and he can relate to other characters and his surroundings when he needs to. Looking at the definition of "word salad" as given by Wikipedia, it does not appear that Homsar suffers from this disorder — at least, not much.

[[Category:Research]]

Where's an Egg?

2007-07-17T03:43:42Z

NightDaemon: /* Endings */ Oops, got it slightly wrong, fixed now.

{{vgamenav|wheresanegg|50k Racewalker|Duck Guardian One}}

[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind.]]
[[Image:Where'sAnEggboxart.png‎|thumb|From [[Foreign Lands]]]]
''"In this hard-bolied  adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing egg. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when 'Where's an Egg?' is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!"'' -[[Videlectrix]]

'''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]].

'''Date:''' July 16, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Where's an Egg?

==Instructions==
The object of the game is to find the egg that one of the suspects is hiding. The task is a variation on the [[Wikipedia:Knights and Knaves|Knights and Knaves]] puzzle, in which suspects either always lie or always tell the truth. After you think you know who or where the egg is, you go to that location and shoot the suspect, who will give up the egg if you have guessed correctly.

After clicking on the title screen, you are presented with several locations in a city. Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to those locations, at which you will encounter a suspect with an item. From the menu at the bottom of the screen, you can choose one of any of the items or suspects you've encountered. When you choose an item, the suspect will tell you the location where that item can be found or the suspect who has it. When you choose a suspect from your menu, the character on the screen will tell you where that suspect can be found or what item they have. Once again, they may or may not be telling the truth.

There are two other notable replies you may receive. If you ask a suspect about himself or about the items he carries, he will respond with a smiley face. Also, if you ask a suspect about the egg and he replies with a question mark, he does not have any information about the location of the egg.

== Strategy ==
Since a given suspect either always lies or always tells the truth, their reply about the location of the egg can be tested by asking them questions to which you know the answer. That is, if they give you information about the egg, you can ask them about an item and verify that the location or suspect with which they reply indeed corresponds to that item. If the answer they give is correct, then the location of an egg that they give is correct as well.

Another strategy is to ask every suspect the location of the egg until you have two replies that agree. In that case, it is likely that the suspect they incriminate indeed has the egg.

== Suspects, locations, and items ==
Please note that the items, characters, and locations are random for each game. The following lists are in alphabetical order.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! colspan="2" | Suspects !! colspan="2" | Locations !! colspan="2" | Items
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blonde Woman.png|40px]] || Blonde woman || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Aquarium.png|100px]] || Aquarium || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Beer.png|30px]] || [[Alcohol|Beer]]
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blue Hat.png|35px]] || Blue hat man || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Siberia.png|100px]] || Arctic || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Bomb.png|25px]] || Bomb
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Maid.png|35px]] || Butcher || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Museum.png|100px]] || Bank || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Cat.png|30px]] || Cat
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Butler.png|35px]] || Butler || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Beach.png|100px]] || Beach || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Duffel.png|45px]] || Gym bag
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - John.png|30px]] || [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - City.png|100px]] || City || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Pencil.png|35px]] || Pencil
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Kid Speedy.png|30px]] || [[Kid Speedy]] || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Desert.png|100px]] || Desert || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Plant.png|25px]] || Potted plant
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Mechanic.png|35px]] || Mechanic || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Forest.png|100px]] || Forest || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Slingshot.png|25px]] || Slingshot
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Old Lady.png|40px]] || Old Woman || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Theater.png|100px]] || Indoor area with pictures || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Strawberry.png|30px]] || Strawberry
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Red Hat.png|35px]] || Red hat man || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Pier.png|100px]] || Pier || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Wrench.png|25px]] || Wrench
|}

== Endings ==
[[Image:Where's an egg loose screen.PNG|thumb|Lose screen]]
If you run out of time or shoot three characters who do not have the egg, the game ends. The character who did have the egg is shown running with it through the area they were in, and the main character is shown in Siberia wearing prison clothes and a ball-and-chain. He quickly turns into a skeleton.

[[Image:Where's an egg win screen.PNG|thumb|left|Win screen]]
If you successfully shoot the character who has the egg, a policeman awards you with a badge in front of [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]. The screen pans up to the sky, where fireworks shoot off. If the game was completed with enough time left on the clock, different spaceships fly through the sky:
*901-940 seconds left — one spaceship: Sputnik.
*941-970 seconds left — two spaceships: Sputnik and Vostock
*971 or more seconds left — three spaceships: Sputnik, Vostock 1, and Voskhod 2, the last of which is exited by a waving cosmonaut.

{{clear}}

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This game was released more than two and a half years after its description was featured on the Videlectrix website. The [[main page message]] announcing its release read: '''new' videlectrix game!''
*The language used in the game is [[wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]], and is understandable to a native speaker, although there are various grammatical and stylistic errors (see Translation section).

===Remarks===
[[Image:Eggpage2.jpg|thumb|Page 13 of the instruction manual]]
*A [[Videlectrix:eggction.html|page of the manual]] was also made available at the same time as the game was released.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[eggs]] and [[alcohol]].
*The cop wields a [[gun]].
*All of the characters [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]], except for the main character, who reveals an arm only when he shoots someone, and the policeman in the winning cutscene, who reveals an arm only when he awards a badge to the main character.
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] was previously used to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [[english paper]].
*One of the characters resembles [[Kid Speedy]].
*This is another instance of [[death|dying]].

===Real-World References===
*This game looks similar to the point-and-click computer game "[[Wikipedia:Jack Orlando|Jack Orlando: A Cinematic Adventure]]", in which a Private Investigator who has seen better days needs to clear his name when he is on the spot for murder.
*[[Wikipedia:Boise, Idaho|Boise]] is the capital city of the US state [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]].
*Brodermaker is a reference to video game company [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Brøderbund]], makers of the [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
**This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
*The three spacecraft that fly across the screen in the ending sequence are [[Wikipedia:Sputnik 1|Sputnik 1]], [[Wikipedia:Vostok 1|Vostok 1]], and [[Wikipedia:Voskhod 2|Voskhod 2]], commemorating three "firsts" of the Russian space program: the first artificial satellite, the [[Wikipedia:Yuri Gagarin|first man in space]], and the [[Wikipedia:Aleksei Leonov|first spacewalk]], respectively.
*"Mancuso" is the name of an undercover police officer in the Pulitzer Prize winning novel [[Wikipedia:A Confederacy of Dunces|''A Confederacy of Dunces'']].

===Translations===

*The title, 'Где – Яицо?’ (gde yaitso?) does indeed mean "Where’s an egg?", although as Russian has no article it is impossible to make a difference between "the egg" and "an egg" and the title could refer to either. The dash in the title is unneccesary and stylistically incorrect; such a dash is only used to separate a predicate from a noun phrase instead of the present tense of the verb "to be", which does not exist in Russian.
*The text that appears on the loading screen, ‘телевизионный электрический’ (televizzionniy elektricheskii) means "televisual electric" and is thus fairly senseless, perhaps as a rough translation of "Videlectrix".
*The inscription above the columns of the gray building, ‘берег’ (Bereg) does indeed translate to "Bank", but in the sense of a "river bank" as opposed to a financial service institution, which would be much more simply translated ‘банк’ (Bank).
*The text that appears when you shoot the egg-holder or lose the game and see who had the egg, ‘виновник’ (vinovnik) means "criminal" or "guilty person".
*If you win the game, the word ‘поздравление’ (pozdravlenie) meaning "congratulations" appears, and if you lose, the word ‘гулаг’ (gulag) – the name given to the Soviet labour camps, followed by ‘игра законченный’ [sic] (igra zakonchenniy) which means ‘game over’.

==External Links==
*[[Videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|Play Where's an Egg?]]
*[[Videlectrix:egg7.swf|Play Where's an Egg? (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:eggction.html|View the auction for the instructions]]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=11947 Forum Thread: Re: Where's An Egg?]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Where's an Egg?

2007-07-17T03:40:22Z

NightDaemon: /* Endings */ Identified the spaceships.

{{vgamenav|wheresanegg|50k Racewalker|Duck Guardian One}}

[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind.]]
[[Image:Where'sAnEggboxart.png‎|thumb|From [[Foreign Lands]]]]
''"In this hard-bolied  adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing egg. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when 'Where's an Egg?' is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!"'' -[[Videlectrix]]

'''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]].

'''Date:''' July 16, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Where's an Egg?

==Instructions==
The object of the game is to find the egg that one of the suspects is hiding. The task is a variation on the [[Wikipedia:Knights and Knaves|Knights and Knaves]] puzzle, in which suspects either always lie or always tell the truth. After you think you know who or where the egg is, you go to that location and shoot the suspect, who will give up the egg if you have guessed correctly.

After clicking on the title screen, you are presented with several locations in a city. Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to those locations, at which you will encounter a suspect with an item. From the menu at the bottom of the screen, you can choose one of any of the items or suspects you've encountered. When you choose an item, the suspect will tell you the location where that item can be found or the suspect who has it. When you choose a suspect from your menu, the character on the screen will tell you where that suspect can be found or what item they have. Once again, they may or may not be telling the truth.

There are two other notable replies you may receive. If you ask a suspect about himself or about the items he carries, he will respond with a smiley face. Also, if you ask a suspect about the egg and he replies with a question mark, he does not have any information about the location of the egg.

== Strategy ==
Since a given suspect either always lies or always tells the truth, their reply about the location of the egg can be tested by asking them questions to which you know the answer. That is, if they give you information about the egg, you can ask them about an item and verify that the location or suspect with which they reply indeed corresponds to that item. If the answer they give is correct, then the location of an egg that they give is correct as well.

Another strategy is to ask every suspect the location of the egg until you have two replies that agree. In that case, it is likely that the suspect they incriminate indeed has the egg.

== Suspects, locations, and items ==
Please note that the items, characters, and locations are random for each game. The following lists are in alphabetical order.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! colspan="2" | Suspects !! colspan="2" | Locations !! colspan="2" | Items
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blonde Woman.png|40px]] || Blonde woman || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Aquarium.png|100px]] || Aquarium || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Beer.png|30px]] || [[Alcohol|Beer]]
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blue Hat.png|35px]] || Blue hat man || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Siberia.png|100px]] || Arctic || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Bomb.png|25px]] || Bomb
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Maid.png|35px]] || Butcher || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Museum.png|100px]] || Bank || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Cat.png|30px]] || Cat
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Butler.png|35px]] || Butler || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Beach.png|100px]] || Beach || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Duffel.png|45px]] || Gym bag
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - John.png|30px]] || [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - City.png|100px]] || City || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Pencil.png|35px]] || Pencil
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Kid Speedy.png|30px]] || [[Kid Speedy]] || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Desert.png|100px]] || Desert || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Plant.png|25px]] || Potted plant
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Mechanic.png|35px]] || Mechanic || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Forest.png|100px]] || Forest || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Slingshot.png|25px]] || Slingshot
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Old Lady.png|40px]] || Old Woman || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Theater.png|100px]] || Indoor area with pictures || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Strawberry.png|30px]] || Strawberry
|-
| [[Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Red Hat.png|35px]] || Red hat man || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Pier.png|100px]] || Pier || [[Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Wrench.png|25px]] || Wrench
|}

== Endings ==
[[Image:Where's an egg loose screen.PNG|thumb|Lose screen]]
If you run out of time or shoot three characters who do not have the egg, the game ends. The character who did have the egg is shown running with it through the area they were in, and the main character is shown in Siberia wearing prison clothes and a ball-and-chain. He quickly turns into a skeleton.

[[Image:Where's an egg win screen.PNG|thumb|left|Win screen]]
If you successfully shoot the character who has the egg, a policeman awards you with a badge in front of [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]. The screen pans up to the sky, where fireworks shoot off. If the game was completed with enough time left on the clock, different spaceships fly through the sky:
*901-940 seconds left — one spaceship: Sputnik.
*941-970 seconds left — two spaceships: Sputnik and Vostock
*971 or more seconds left — three spaceships: Sputnik, Vostock, and Soyuz, the last of which is exited by a waving cosmonaut.

{{clear}}

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This game was released more than two and a half years after its description was featured on the Videlectrix website. The [[main page message]] announcing its release read: '''new' videlectrix game!''
*The language used in the game is [[wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]], and is understandable to a native speaker, although there are various grammatical and stylistic errors (see Translation section).

===Remarks===
[[Image:Eggpage2.jpg|thumb|Page 13 of the instruction manual]]
*A [[Videlectrix:eggction.html|page of the manual]] was also made available at the same time as the game was released.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[eggs]] and [[alcohol]].
*The cop wields a [[gun]].
*All of the characters [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]], except for the main character, who reveals an arm only when he shoots someone, and the policeman in the winning cutscene, who reveals an arm only when he awards a badge to the main character.
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] was previously used to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [[english paper]].
*One of the characters resembles [[Kid Speedy]].
*This is another instance of [[death|dying]].

===Real-World References===
*This game looks similar to the point-and-click computer game "[[Wikipedia:Jack Orlando|Jack Orlando: A Cinematic Adventure]]", in which a Private Investigator who has seen better days needs to clear his name when he is on the spot for murder.
*[[Wikipedia:Boise, Idaho|Boise]] is the capital city of the US state [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]].
*Brodermaker is a reference to video game company [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Brøderbund]], makers of the [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
**This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
*The three spacecraft that fly across the screen in the ending sequence are [[Wikipedia:Sputnik 1|Sputnik 1]], [[Wikipedia:Vostok 1|Vostok 1]], and [[Wikipedia:Voskhod 2|Voskhod 2]], commemorating three "firsts" of the Russian space program: the first artificial satellite, the [[Wikipedia:Yuri Gagarin|first man in space]], and the [[Wikipedia:Aleksei Leonov|first spacewalk]], respectively.
*"Mancuso" is the name of an undercover police officer in the Pulitzer Prize winning novel [[Wikipedia:A Confederacy of Dunces|''A Confederacy of Dunces'']].

===Translations===

*The title, 'Где – Яицо?’ (gde yaitso?) does indeed mean "Where’s an egg?", although as Russian has no article it is impossible to make a difference between "the egg" and "an egg" and the title could refer to either. The dash in the title is unneccesary and stylistically incorrect; such a dash is only used to separate a predicate from a noun phrase instead of the present tense of the verb "to be", which does not exist in Russian.
*The text that appears on the loading screen, ‘телевизионный электрический’ (televizzionniy elektricheskii) means "televisual electric" and is thus fairly senseless, perhaps as a rough translation of "Videlectrix".
*The inscription above the columns of the gray building, ‘берег’ (Bereg) does indeed translate to "Bank", but in the sense of a "river bank" as opposed to a financial service institution, which would be much more simply translated ‘банк’ (Bank).
*The text that appears when you shoot the egg-holder or lose the game and see who had the egg, ‘виновник’ (vinovnik) means "criminal" or "guilty person".
*If you win the game, the word ‘поздравление’ (pozdravlenie) meaning "congratulations" appears, and if you lose, the word ‘гулаг’ (gulag) – the name given to the Soviet labour camps, followed by ‘игра законченный’ [sic] (igra zakonchenniy) which means ‘game over’.

==External Links==
*[[Videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|Play Where's an Egg?]]
*[[Videlectrix:egg7.swf|Play Where's an Egg? (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:eggction.html|View the auction for the instructions]]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=11947 Forum Thread: Re: Where's An Egg?]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Talk:Ever and More

2007-07-12T06:15:43Z

NightDaemon: /* A frothy/frosty, shanty/shaky chant? */

=="Cold Ones Light" poster==
In the background of when Homestar opens the meeting, there's a poster for "Cold Ones Light." The logo looks remarkably familiar but I can't put my thumb of what brand it's suppose to be parodying. Anyone know? I think it should go in the "Real World References" part, perhaps. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:51, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

:Reminds me of the [http://images.google.com/images?q=old%20style%20beer Old Style beer logo], but that's a Wisconsin/Chicago area brew, so I'm not sure that TBC would be familiar with it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:30, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

:On the other hand, it is ''very'' close — it has the red and blue diagonal background on a shield, a similar font, and a red ribbon coming from the bottom. I think this is too similar to be a coincidence, so I'm gonna add it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:35, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

::I personally think it's just a coincidence, but I don't mind leaving it for the time being; at least until further discussion is made regarding it. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 13:10, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
:::I dunno, they look too similar to me to pass it off as mere coincidence... -{{User:YK/sig}} 18:26, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

== Gallery of Helmets ==

Should there be a gallery of the helmets the Brothers are wearing?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:51, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
:I second that idea, but I haven't had much luck figuring out most out the helmets.{{User:Geshmalderborgen/sig}} 21:54, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

::I agree; this is a good idea, though I think it could go [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] (which describes what each helmet is) Most (all?) of the helmets probably have pictures uploaded at pages like [[The Cheat Other Costumes]], etc. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:55, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

== Loading, Friend ==

Is there any reason why the loading screen for this toon is "loading, friend,". If there is, please post it [[Irregular Loading Screens|here]]. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 11:41, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
*Probably because this toon is about a type of Brotherhood. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 13:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
It reminds me of Cheers, but thats probably just me.--{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 10:21, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
A general principle of fraternal organizations is that all the members are equal. To call someone by their "real world" title could break that illusion, so replacements like "friend", "brother", "comrade", "member" and others are substituted. -- Septyn

== The Pants Lawsuit ==

I have severe doubts about that reference. For one, the dry cleaners lost his lucky pants, Bubs just can't fit in them. And for two, The Brothers Chaps very rarely make references to current news stories, one so innocuous as this one wouldn't be a prime candidate for an exception. We're ''really'' stretching it here.

:I agree with your skepticism; here's the fact as I removed it, in case people disagree. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 12:49, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
<blockquote>
Bubs's remark about being in a bad mood because he hasn't been able to fit his lucky pants might be a reference to a news story about a Washington DC Judge who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million dollars for losing his 'lucky' pants. The case was thrown out June 25, 2007 - one day before this toon was posted.
</blockquote>

== doodoo ==

The transcript currently says that Strong Bad says "that's horse pocky, you fools!" I'm 99.9% sure that it's actually "horse pucky", which is semi-obscure slang for horse poop, aka a variation on bullsh-t. Not only does this make more sense than "horse pocky", but one of the characters on M*A*S*H used to say it, and references to 70s/80s sitcoms are pretty standard on this site. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 13:13, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
:Agreed. It should be changed. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 13:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
::Also agreed; I changed it to "horse puckey". {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:16, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
:::The M*A*S*H character you're referring to is [[Wikipedia:Colonel Potter|Colonel Potter]]. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 04:04, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
::::If memory serves, Colonel Potter's expression was "horse hockey." --{{User:Bigscarymike/sig}} 16:43, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Potter does (well, did) indeed use the term "Horse hockey." However, Strong Bad clearly says "Pucky" on this toon. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 02:34, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
::::Could it also be a variation of bullhonkey? That's what I immediately thought of when I first heard it. --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 12:38, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::Actually, Col. Potter had a wide variety of similar expressions. I'm sure there's a list somewhere. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 03:16, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

== BUBRUB! ==

Remember that news broadcast about the "whistle tips"? [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSOSJ68xOBA It's on YouTube]. The guy's name on the news is Bubb Rubb. Maybe I'm just grasping at straws and the ointment is only named after Bubs himself, but when he held it up and I read the label, I immediately thought, "The whistles go whooooo!" [[User:William|William]] 14:19, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

-I don't think so. Rubs and ointments are a common theme through the Homestar Runner series, given that 'Bub(s)' rhymes with 'rub', I don't think any further explanation is needed. [[User:194.80.32.10|194.80.32.10]] 14:43, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

::Personally, I'm willing to allow it, because it is a fairly well-known meme. It ''might'' be a coincidence, but I think it's fairly likely that it's not. I'd leave the fact, but make sure it says that it ''could'' be a reference rather than it ''is'' a reference. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 17:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

I strongly disagree with this reference and I think it should be STUFF'd, if not removed outright. Thank you. --{{User:Bigscarymike/sig}} 19:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Why do you disagree with it so strongly? The Bubb Rubb meme was, as 0rion pointed out, fairly popular, and even though rubs and ointments are a common occurrence in the H*R series, I think it's still likely to be an intentional reference. It's at least likely enough to warrant inclusion with the qualifier that it may possibly be a reference. If you feel so strongly against it, please explain your reasoning. [[User:72.248.107.194|72.248.107.194]] 14:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:I just felt the reference was a total stretch. Some folks are quick to call "real-world reference" just because it reminds them of something they've seen before, with no regard for relevance. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I see this was STUFF'd and declined unanimously before I even had a chance to vote, so obviously I wasn't alone on this. --{{User:Bigscarymike/sig}} 16:41, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
::It's not a total stretch if it reminds people of the meme. The Brothers Chaps are very internet guys, and I'm sure they've seen it. If it makes it as a reference, here's a decent link to accompany it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KRON-TV#Bubb_Rubb -- [[User:Rueful|Rueful]] 20:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:::It didn't make it, though. It has already been declined in STUFF. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:59, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
::::I checked the STUFF page, and it was decided within five hours of being posted. I didn't even know it was on there until after it was already closed. It seems to me that it should be on there for at least a couple of days so that folks can know about it and discuss it. I'm not trying to be annoying about this, I just think that there are people who think that it is an intentional reference, and those people would have voted "Accept" if they'd known it was on the STUFF page. Even if the "Decline"'s still win, which I think they probably will, even with a longer vote, it seems unfair that there was such a brief window in which to actually vote. --[[User:Huitzilopochtli|Huitzilopochtli]] 21:52, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::This isn't the best place to discuss anyone's doubts in the STUFF process, but there were no supporting votes or arguments presented for that fact at all. The precedent in STUFF is that an item is "swiftly and unanimously declined" in that scenario. Surely ''someone'' would have supported it in that time frame if any numbers which could have outvoted at least 18 people were going to. I also want to point out that the STUFF notice was appropriately placed in the Fun Facts section. Anyone who wanted to review the STUFFed fact had that opportunity in that time frame - a high-activity time frame, as it happens. Again, out of all the registered users who could have, none supported it. Anyway, I think the fact was given a fair hearing and could never have achieved acceptance based on the way it went.
:::::Additionally, there's no purpose in holding a vote open if the outcome is clear. This is not like a presidential election or anything, where our future and security ride in the balance, and stopping voting early because there's a clear outcome is a violation of voters' rights. This is a STUFF vote for the purpose of determining consensus. Once consensus is reached, there's no reason to continue the exercise. Not that others' votes are unwanted, but because they are unneeded. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:07, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I also feel that the STUFF process should have longer voting windows; I had no idea that this process even existed, and by the time I found out, it was too late. In addition, I can't wait until someone hears from the Brothers Chaps that it was, in fact, a reference to Bubb Rubb.[[User:Maristredfox|Maristredfox]] 21:13, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

:Duly noted. Almost all STUFF items are open for a minimum of 3-4 days, and even longer if there isn't at least a 10-vote difference by that point. In cases where there is about a 20-vote difference before then, however, they are promptly closed. These guidelines have worked well so far, so we'll keep following them. However, we'll try to be sensitive to ensuring that the minority has had a fair chance to voice their position.

:Have you tried [mailto:brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com emailing the Brothers Chaps]? I'm not sure that they'd respond about this, but it couldn't hurt... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:21, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

::I fail to see how anyone could think that this is NOT a reference to the whistling muffler guy. There was no point to Bubs's story except to bring out the tube, that was the culmination of his story, and there was no reference after it. Either they went on his story diversion simply so they could say "the word 'Bubs' rhymes with 'rub' and for no apparent reason his name is on the label...." Or...since this is TBC, they made a diversion for an inside joke\cultural reference\past references. That's what they do. This is a reference.--[[User:71.203.169.248|71.203.169.248]] 22:02, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Okay, it's possibly a reference. "Possible" references are not notable because they'd be innumerable -- limited only by our collective imagination. Hey, there was a dartboard in the "Cheers" bar, so the dartboard must be a Cheers reference! The fact is, none of us are mind readers (I think), and the BUBRUB joke still works even if you never heard of Bubb Rubb, so it's a superfluous reference at best. I doubt TBC will ever tell; they're too busy laughing at us. --{{User:Bigscarymike/sig}} 00:19, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
:Re the comment "I can't wait until someone hears from the Brothers Chaps that it was, in fact, a reference to Bubb Rubb" - this has indeed happened in the past, where a STUFFed fact's status was overturned by incontrovertible evidence. Of course, the STUFF process is not perfect. But, no amount of voting by us can accurately divine what TBC's intentions were. We do the best we can, and that's about all we can do. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:58, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
::I think that's perfectly reasonable. My main issue was really the idea of the HR wiki community, and making sure that things are done fairly. It's certainly true that lives do not hang in the balance of this decision. However, what ''is'' at stake is new members' perceptions of this community. This Fun Fact was my first contribution, and I had no idea what the "official" process was. The initial response to the fact seemed, to me, downright hostile. People pounced on it, held a vote for a few hours while I was offline, and declared it "swiftly and unanimously declined". It felt as though I'd just vandalized the site, which I hadn't since I honestly believe that the fact is valid. It also felt as though if I weren't one of the main and most active editors, nothing I do will matter. I realize now that's not the case, and for the most part, the membership here seems very reasonable and friendly. I do appreciate that the vote was re-opened. I knew it would be declined anyway, but the real issue was being able to contribute to the discussion in a meaningful way. By the same token, this is a community, and if the community declines the reference after hearing all arguments for and against it, then that's fair, pending any divine intervention from TBC. I realize how insignificant this one issue is. It does, however, have an effect upon those involved, and we should be aware of how our actions might snowball into trends that will turn people away. That said, I think this situation, all told, was handled reasonably. I, for one, will put it to bed and move on to more important and interesting things in my life :) [[User:Huitzilopochtli|Huitzilopochtli]] 15:19, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

There was no reason whatsoever that the vote should have been reopened, and shame on whoever decided to do it. 18 decline votes in one day is a pretty obvious thing meaning that the fact shouldn't stand. Facts have been closed in the past with fast accepts or fast declines, why was this particular one different? --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 19:28, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
: Not to [[User:It's Dot Com|point fingers]] or anything, but the vote's already been re-closed with the same consensus. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:07, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

:Looking back at the situation, I think it turned out well. When the fact was closed, there was a big disparity between this talk page discussion (4-1 people in favor of the fact) and the STUFF vote (18-0 against the fact). The reason for this is that seasoned users both know how the STUFF process works better and are more likely to decline a given fact. I entirely understand why Huitzilopochtli and others felt left out of the process, and the fact that he is satisfied with the process in the end makes its reopening worth it, in my eyes. We need the contributions of new users and don't want to turn them away.

:At the same time, reopening of facts should be rare — I take this event not as precedent for regularly reopening facts in the future, but a strong reminder to give reasonable facts (as this one was) a little more time in the STUFF process, even when there's a majority of votes against them, and especially when there's good reason to believe that most of the supporters of the fact haven't had a chance to vote. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:30, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
::Umm... "shame on whoever decided to do it"? That's completely unnecessary and unhelpful to say. It was opened to allow for a much clearer consensus (since five hours is, indeed, a very short window of opportunity), which is exactly what we got, and otherwise no change. Please don't demean others that way. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:59, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

:::Yes, shame on whoever decided to do it. I'm sorry, but that's the way I feel about this whole situation. Facts are closed faster than this one was if the votes are so much. And why bother to reopen it if the result is going to be the same no matter what? I could understand if there were people who could've voted yes and swung it in the other direction, but it didn't need to be done here. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 05:10, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

::::Chill. This type of language is neither appropriate in this situation, nor acceptable. There was no need for a personal attack, and really no need to repeat it. It's perfectly fine to disagree with the decision, but please say so in a mature and civil manner. The fact was re-opened as a courtesy, a concept that you might want to familiarize yourself with.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:33, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

:::::Not cool, Loafing. Don't make assumptions about my character just because I don't agree with something. I drop it now. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 05:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

::::::Did you read my post? I said it's perfectly fine to disagree with the decision. Nobody is judging you by your opinion on re-opening the STUFF, and I hope you don't judge or deride user who have a different opinion from you. There is a clear and important difference between someone's opinion and his person or character. If you keep that in mind, then future discussions will hopefully be more pleasant. And now I'll go and do something more fun.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:54, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Reminder: this is a wiki about dumb animal characters. If not everything runs exactly as it should, it doesn't really need to. Let's all have a nice cup of tea and sit down. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:04, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL IDIOTS!! That's the most obvious reference ever! There's a new Internet phenomenon about "Bubb Rubb", and while it's going on, Homestar makes a reference to "Bub Rub"... are you people retarded? --Anonymous Contributor

== Coldson like Molson? ==

Could the Coldson Lite can be a reference to Molson beer?
:Yes. The connection is already mentioned on the [[Cold Ones]] page, actually. -{{User:YK/sig}} 18:25, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

== The Name ==

The name should be changed. I think something like "B.O.D.H." or "The Helmet Club" would be better until it shows up on the main page. I don't think ever and more was at all a significant part of the toon. [[User:D&d greg|D&d greg]] 20:54, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

:We usually use the names as they appear on the [[HR:toons.html|official toons menu]]. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

:: Oh yeah sorry. I hadn't cleared my cache and I didn't see anything on the toons menu. [[User:D&d greg|D&d greg]] 21:23, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

== Homsar in the cast? ==

Should Homsar be in the Cast of Characters? It's a picture of him, not the actual Homsar, after all. [[User:Nsayer|Nsayer]] 22:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
:Yup, he's not there, and neither should he be. Linked in the stage directions is fine. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

:Only characters who actually are "acting" in the toon are in the cast, just like in real life. If you see a picture of the president on the wall of an office in a movie, is the president a cast member? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:00, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

== Legs?? ==
[[Image:Legs.png|thumb|60px|left]][[Image:NewestHomestar.png|thumb|60px]]
Did anyone watch this and think that Homestar's legs should have been visible a few times but were absent? Look at his...... waist, when he's backing away from the KoT, and also when they're doing the secret handshake. It's like they're not there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa, freaky! Good eye, I'd add it, but you saw it first. [[User:Elkmiester||\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/|]] 00:05, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::I don't see a problem at all. His legs are not as wide as his torso, and they are usually more to the back of his body. See pictures. I'm gonna remove the fact.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

:::O.K., you're the sysoperson. [[User:Elkmiester||\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/|]] 22:04, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::::Erm, sysops aren't all-knowing, you know... Don't just accept my opinion because I'm a sysop.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:16, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I know, I just wanted to joke a little. And say Sysoperson. Sorry, I know you're normal people. [[User:Elkmiester||\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/|]]
== The bar in the basement ==

Just a note: in this toon, a stairway leading upwards from [[the bar]] is revealed. So, it's likely that the bar is in the basement of some other building.
#Perhaps the most logical building for it to be the basement of is [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], as it is a commercial establishment and TBC alluded to the possibility of exploring it further after Bubs descended into it in [[geddup noise]] (see the DVD commentary).
#Another possibility is that Homestar leaves the meeting to go take a bath in what appears to be the [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] (in which we have [[Homestar Presents: Presents|previously seen]] an old-fashioned bathtub. So, it might seem that the bar is in the basement of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]]. However, this seems unlikely since we have seen much of that basement already ([[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Bad's Room]]).
#Finally, it's possible that the bar is in the basement of [[Homestar Runner's House]]. In this case, it would seem that the bathroom Homestar goes to is his own, and that he, like Strong Bad has both an old-fashioned bathtub and a shower in his bathroom. Facts supporting this point of view are (a) Homestar has been seen most of the other appearances of the bar with Pom Pom, (b) it would make sense for Homestar to take a bath in his own tub, and (c) if Homestar is the Supreme Overlord of the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets|Broternal Order]], it would make sense (though is not necessary) that he would hold meetings in his basement.

I think that one of these is intended, since they took the time to draw the staircase, but I'm not sure which one it is (I lean toward #1 and #3). Perhaps we'll have to wait for more data in future toons to decide. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:01, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I'd have to go with numbah one. It's a cool idea and makes perfect sense...Well, as much as a bald guy with no arms or pants. (Strong Mad) [[User:Elkmiester||\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/|]]

:It's too easy to poke holes in these arguments though. Couldn't [[The Bar]] just be on X floor and the stairs lead up to X+1 floor? Why assume a basement? And why assume the bathroom is in the same building? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:10, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::Yeah, there are too many unknowns to say anything for sure. It does seem like a basement though, as it lacks windows all around the room, and it's common for homes to have small bars or masculine-looking dens in their basements. Nevertheless, like you said, the arguments don't hold water on their own. We'll have to see if TBC ever address it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:19, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Until such time as we have a shred of evidence to go on, I've termed it "The Meetingplace of the Broternal Order" and left it at that. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:14, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::::No, it's still [[The Bar]] that they're in. The same one as [[Theme Song Video]] and [[Summer Short Shorts]]. It's the same wood paneling, the same lamp, the same dartboard, and the same pennant on the wall. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:47, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

== tricycle recipe ==

here is a recipe for a tricycle fron surflounge.com/recipes
*Tricycle (TX Shooter)
**Equal parts:
**Midori
**Malibu
**Banana Liquer
**Milk
**Do not over pour milk or drink will suck!

 ive never heard of a tricycle recipe, but here one is...{{User:Csours/sig}} 01:48, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

==songs==

That club song is a recycled tune. The last time we heard it (last email) Homestar was hanging upside down singing "blacking out, blacking out, blacking out." & the easter egg song was from Disney's 'Duck Tales'.
:"The NeverEnding Story"? Don't think that's so. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:04, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
::Actually, "blacking out, blacking out, blacking out" does sound kinda like "ever and more, ever and more, ever and more". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 09:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:::I don't think it does. They sound somepletely different to me. The only similarity is repeating a phrase three times. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 02:38, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Homestar sang The "Neverending Story" theme for the first time, IIRC, when pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy 386. In the cartoon, he was pouring, and the effect looped for a while, prompting Homestar to sing "The NeverEnding Soda." He then used the same tune when hanging upside down, because it was in the same context, i.e., pouring Mountain Dew on SB's computer, only to be stopped by The Paper this time. So it makes sense that he'd be singing the tune then. It would be out of context if the tune were used in the "Ever and More" song. [[User:Huitzilopochtli|Huitzilopochtli]] 17:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Homestar in the bathtub is a reference to DuckTales, and Homestar hanging upside down is a reference to The Never Ending Story. Ever and More was last used in [[the movies]] and should be mentioned under [[songs]]. [[User:Elkmiester||\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/|]]

==Pirates of the Carribean==

If it was checkable, I'd bet money that the brothers chaps had that new pirates of the carribean movie as inspiration here. Anyone know what I'm talking about? [[User:68.44.199.208|68.44.199.208]] 02:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

:Not me, but fraternal organizations are a common entity in the US, so likely not a direct reference to any one film. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:31, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::Having seen the movie, I see absolutely no connection whatsoever, but maybe that's just me. Not only is there no seen in the movie where there is a bathtub of gold, but none of the storyline or names are represented at all. No multiple manifestations of the main character, Marzipan is not used to represent either of the two major female characters who make the movie. Besides the fact that there is a closeknit brotherhood, drinking, group singing, and gold-- all reminiscent of virtually every pirate show since Pirates of Penzance, what part here makes you think of Pirates?--[[User:71.203.169.248|71.203.169.248]] 17:54, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

:I really doubt it. It reminds me of the Flintstones more than PotC (after all, the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes wear funny helmets). Plus, this wasn't a group of bellicose chieftains trying to save their kind: it was a meeting of a fraternal organization. If it were checkable, I'd bet money that they didn't have PotC in mind. :) [[User:Pensivepoet.babblingbard|Pensivepoet.babblingbard]] 18:58, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

:My grandfather was a member of the [[Wikipedia:Moose International|Loyal Order of Moose]], and although I never attended a meeting, I always imagined the proceedings to be very similar to what we saw here. --{{User:Bigscarymike/sig}} 03:55, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

== Brother of Town ==

This is like the first time that anyone's ever treated the King of Town with any respect at all. Homestar invited him up to demonstrate a secret handshake with them. Maybe this is just cuz he's the only one who could actually DO a 'secret handshake' since neither of em have hands. --[[User:Abelhawk|Abelhawk]] 04:21, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
: Seems fairly obvious, to me, that the KoT was simply chosen for the joke - he's the only main character present besides Homestar with no hands. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:41, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:: My first thought when Homestar said "handshake" was that Marzipan'd turn up, but I guess she wouldn't be in a brotherhood, what with the whole "female" thing and such... and I doubt Homsar would be able to pull off the whole handshake thing... so yeah, that only leaves KoT, out of the main 12. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
:::When Strong Bad and The Cheat practice it, they don't use their hands/arms, even though they ''clearly'' have them. A lack of visible arms is apparently not a factor. [[User:Neox|Neox]]
::::I think the joke is the have no visible arms, and then we see Strong Bad and The Cheat practice as if they also had no visible arms. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:21, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
The other reason the King of Town actually gets treated with respect is because within fraternal organizations like the Masons, everyone is equal, regardless of their profession or position in the outside world. This is also, in my opinion, the reason Homestar can be in charge (and it also makes that fact even funnier; even though he's the dim light bulb of the group, everybody has to respect him within the walls of the Order). [[User:Maristredfox|Maristredfox]] 01:53, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

== Rollover Minutes ==

It has been suggested we discuss this before STUFFing it. What do you think about keeping this as a reference to at&t (formerly Cingular) Wireless' Rollover feature? It is obviously true, but it could be taken by some readers as an advertisement for the company. Thoughts? I am for keeping it personally.
[[User:PlasticDiverGuy|PlasticDiverGuy]] 06:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
: Who, precisely, are you arguing with? I don't see that there's any disagreement over this fact. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:40, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::I don't think the advertising factor is a problem — we're listing factual information to help explain the toon and linking to a non-commercial website. So, I think it should be okay. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:40, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

:PDG, I notice that you put on the STUFF page that this fact was added and removed. It was not removed; it was moved to a different place in Fun Facts. I think that might be the source of any confusion. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:58, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

::Yeah, I didn't think to look to see if it had been moved first. My bad guys for pouring Fweska over the entry. [[User:PlasticDiverGuy|PlasticDiverGuy]] 16:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

== Coach Z's Helmet ==

I have serious doubts on calling Coach Z's helmet a "Gladiator Helmet." The only distinctly gladiator helmet I know of is the Murmillo (fishman) helmet, and that certainly wasn't one. It kinda looks Greek (300 reference maybe?), but I'd guess it's either that or an early middle ages helmet (Saxon is what comes into my head). It's the nose guard. Not prevalent in a lot of roman helmets. I'm not extremely well informed on the subject, but it's just my thoughts, and I think it should probably just be called an iron war helmet or something.
:It's a barbute. Google it for pictures. Closest medieval helmet I could find, but the shape is distinct enough that I can say, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Coach Z's helmet was a barbute -- and therefore I edited this page and the Order's page.
::<s>I disagree. Wikipedia provides pictures way different from Coach Z's helmet. Although, I also have no idea what it could be. First thing I think of is knights of the medieval times...</s> Nope, nevermind. [[Wikipedia:Barbute|Wikipedia's]] description definitely shows Coach Z's helmet is a barbute. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:09, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

== Burping video game music ==

Strong Bad's comment about burping video game music reminded me immediately of Wakko Warner from [[Wikipedia:Animaniacs|Animaniacs]]'s performances burping out various songs, enough that I thought it could be a reference. I don't know if such a gag was specific to Wakko, though, so I thought I'd bring it up here first. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:45, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure belching out songs is a very generic, if crude, joke. TTATOT. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:10, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

==Power Play==
power play could be a reference to fox news's power player of the week {{unsigned|Atomic1fire|06:01, 29 June 2007 (UTC)}}

[[Wikipedia:Power Play|Maybe. Maybe not.]] --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 03:20, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Definitely, definitely not.
Probably the most famous usage of the word power play is in hockey where one team has one (or two) less players. But in this case, the word power play is a "play" for more "power". Strong Bad wants to have the power/responsibility of running the BODH. -[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 21:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

== URGENT: "last's"????? ==

I turned up the volume and it sounded more like "last". --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 07:07, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

:I agree — I think it was just a typo. I fixed it in the transcript. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 07:16, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

==Brotherstar Runnerbrother's Helmet==

Would it be of any importance to note that, unlike the helmet's appearance in "the movies", there's no propeller cap underneath?

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffcloseddecline}}

=== Bubs Rubb ===
{{stufffact|Bubs holds up a tube of ointment labeled "BUBRUB". This is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:KRON-TV#Bubb Rubb|Bubb Rubb]], a man featured on a viral video news clip from KRON-TV in San Francisco. The man's antics on-camera became a fairly well-known Internet phenomenon.}}
{{stuffverdict|21:30, 26 June 2007 (UTC)|17:51, 29 June 2007 (UTC)|overwhelmingly declined|29|5|Ever and More!}}

== A frothy/frosty, shanty/shaky chant? ==

There are four possibilities here. Personally I hear "Frothy, Shaky". Anyone else? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:52, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
:That's what I hear as well. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 04:33, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
:I hear "Frothy, Shanty" [[User:NightDaemon|NightDaemon]] 06:15, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

The Cheat Theme Song

2007-07-12T04:36:24Z

NightDaemon: /* Fun Facts */

{{watchtoon|cheatvideo}}

[[Image:cheattheme.PNG|thumb|220px|"Who's the dude that moves to the beat?"]]

A music video by [[The Skate Party]]. Directed by The Cheat.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 25, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:20

'''Page Title:''' The Cheat Theme Song

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand? 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

Who's always messin' up Homestar's plans? 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

Who's gonna start a rock and roll band? 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

Who's ''{Homestar Talker voice}'' Making - Out - With - Marzipan! 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

(The Cheat, The Cheat is in the house!) 

Who's the man that looks like The Cheat? 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

''{In falsetto}'' Who's the one with the yellow feet? 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

Who's the dude that moves to the beat? 
The Cheat! The Cheat!

Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? 
Not The Cheat! Not The Cheat!

The Cheat! 
The Cheat!

''{Music ends, cut to Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and The Cheat in front of Tangerine Dreams.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, I dunno, The Cheat, I don't think it was very good.. at all. I mean, the song was kinda catchy but the visuals were lacking, at best.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the best video game I've ever played.

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end, click on "The Skate Party" at the bottom left hand corner to access [http://www.geocities.com/theskateparty/ The Skate Party's website].

== Fun Facts ==

===Inside References===
*"Making Out With Marzipan" was once part of the secret key phrase from the game [[Homestar Talker]].

===Real-World References===
*[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0092312/ 21 Jump Street] was a TV-Series that ran from 1987 to 1992, and starred, (among others) [[Wikipedia:Johnny Depp|Johnny Depp]].
*The Cheat, drawn as one single animated line, may be a reference to [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0406432/combined La Linea], an old Italian TV show with a slightly choleric person that was drawn in the same style.
*The line "Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?" is accompanied by a "The Cheat" symbol that looks like the logo for the band [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]].
*The scene with the line "The Cheat is in the house" is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]] music video "One More Time." The way in which it is performed is most likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:talk box|talk box]], a musical device often used by Daft Punk.
*When the song asks "Who's the man that looks like The Cheat", an image of the similarly-shaped and colored [[Pikachu]] floats by.

===Fast Forward===
*This song is also heard in the email "[[band names]]."
*The Cheat once again showed affections for Marzipan in [[Date Nite]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' So, here is the debut of The Cheat's flash animation style, right?

'''MATT:''' That's right, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' And this song was made by these two guys that just emailed us, Jesse and Josh, who we've, uh, since met.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, they're nice boys.

'''MIKE:''' They're nice boys. Where're they from, Nashville?

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Yes.

'''MIKE:''' I think, Tennessee, somewhere?

'''MATT:''' I believe so. Sorry, guys!

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Anyway, so, they made this song, and uh, it was good, and we liked it. And lots of people thought it was us. Even our sister, like, really thought it was us, even after we put the Skate Party up there, they... "This is you, right"?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Which is a testament to how, you know, it just matched out sensibilities so well! ''{pause}'' Umm... what else? I remember you made this in, like, a few hours! I— I was— I went to work; you had sort of messed around with it; I went to work at, like, eleven, of course, and then by, like, four, I think you were done.

'''MIKE:''' It'd be nice if we could do updates like that these days!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, I agree.''{pause}'' Umm, and I think we— did we even decide that it was The Cheat that made it until we kind of thought like, "Oh, we should make it at the end!" Like, I don't think we set out— I think it was set out to be kind of weird and bad.

'''MIKE:''' T— Bad Flash video?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' This is the Debut of The Cheat's iMac, too, right— or no, was that— that email come first; I don't remember.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, I'm not sure.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Tangerine, Matt.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Tanqueray. Ta—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Tanqueray and Tab. Ernie McCracken.

===Fun Facts===
====Remarks====
*"That email" with [[Tangerine Dreams]] in it that Matt refers to is [[i she be]], which did come out shortly before this toon.

====Real-World References====
*Ernie McCracken was Bill Murray's role in the movie [[Wikipedia:Kingpin (film)|''Kingpin'']].
*[http://www.tanqueray.com/ Tanqueray] is a popular brand of gin, and [http://www.virtualvender.coca-cola.com/ft/detail.jsp?brand_id=279 Tab] is a diet cola produced by Coca-Cola.
==See Also==
*The [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the film.

== External Links ==

*[[HR:cheatvideo.html|watch The Cheat Theme Song]]
*[[HR:cheatvideo.swf|view the Flash file for The Cheat Theme Song]]

{{subtitlesLinks|cheatvideo}}

[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Parsnip Depot

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[[Image:parsnipdepot.png|thumb|We've got one type of crazy crap!]]
The '''Parsnip Depot''' is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], appropriately run by [[Old-Timey Bubs]]. The "No Hobos" sign seems to indicate that [[Wikipedia:Hobo|hobos]], or homeless people, are not allowed, though it could also be an advertisement saying that there are "No Hobos" within the facility of the Depot. In [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]], [[The Homestar Runner]], [[Old-Timey Marzipan|Marzipan]], and [[Fat Dudley]] try to get some parsnips for soup, only to find them all missing. They were stolen by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Strong Man]], and [[The Sneak]], in order for them to make parsnip [[pie]].

Apparently the pronunciation of "Depot" is changed from the more typical (DEE-poe or de-POE) to (DAY-poe).

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
[[Category:Old-Timey Places]]

Comic Sightings

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== 1019 ==
Halfway through the [http://www.fireball20xl.com/1019 review] of the game [http://www.fireball20xl.com/1019/wario-ware/1019-smooth-moves.mp3 Wario Ware: Smooth Moves], Homestar is quoted "No, I'm sorry. The correct answer... was email.", an obvious reference to [[Main Page 19]].

== 3rd Party Fantasy ==
*In [http://www.drunkduck.com/3rd_Party_Fantasy/index.php?p=25083 comic 41], Rem the mouse demon utters the word "[[Fhqwhgads|Fhgwhgads]]" [''sic''].

*In [http://www.drunkduck.com/3rd_Party_Fantasy/index.php?p=55134 comic 120], Master Mayer makes reference to [[Trogdor|Trogdor]] when he shouts "By Trogdor's Second Arm" [''sic''].

== 8-bit Theater ==
*A dark elf explains how evil a monster is, and Trogdor comes to mind. [http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=030520 Episode 284: What could it be?!]
*A [http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050517 guest artist strip] contains Thief wearing a Strong Bad mask.


== Accidental Centaurs ==
*In a crossover with The Wotch on March 26, 2005, The Wotch's Robin (transformed into a dragon) shouts "BURNINATE!!" as he breathes fire at some winged monkeys. [http://www.accidentalcentaurs.com/archive.php?iid=20041079&ep=4]
*In a comic dated Wednesday, August 24, 2005, Lenny borrows a line from Senor Cardgage. [http://www.accidentalcentaurs.com/image.php?iid=20041206]

==[http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=128372 Akano's Comics]==
*The "Game Show" series has a slight resemblance to [[The Show]].
*In Comic 13 line "What part of meet him at the stick were we wrong about?" is a reference to [[Where's the Cheat?]]
*The format of Comic 20 is similar to [[Strong Bad E-mail]].
*Comic 27's last frame is similar to "I really got, I really gotta pee" from [[extra plug]].
*In Comic 35, [[Trogdor]] is mentioned.
*In Comic 44, Akano's crying is similar to Homestar's crying over [[Li'l Brudder]], and [[Tendafoot]] is mentioned.
*Comic 65 is "When Bionicle and Homestar Runner Collide."
*Comic 67 references Strong Bad E-mail.
*Comic 71 has a similar "Pardon Our Problems" screen as the Fall Float Parade.
*There are several instances of [[-'d]].

== Aminal Crossing ==
*In the [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/ac/?pic=016.png 16th comic], "Were taking this baby to the mooooon!" is a reference to Strong Bad Email [[personal favorites]].
*Also, in [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/ac/?pic=022.gif Episode 22], the main character gets MONKEY SLAM'D!! an unmistakable TGS reference.

==Arby the Archer ==

In Episode 7, the miner is "ARROWED!" and in episode 8 a mine Botter is "WHIPPED!" by a [GM].
== Awfully Generic ==
Comic #39 is entitled "Class, please welcome our new student. She's from Foreign Lands." [http://awfullygeneric.comicgenesis.com/d/20070203.html]

== Badly Drawn Kitties ==
In the [http://www.badlydrawnkitties.com/comics.html October 29, 2003] (zip archive format) strip, Dirk dresses up as Homestar Runner.

== Breakpoint City ==
*Homestar Runner is waiting in line in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2002/07/20/ July 20, 2002] strip.
*[[Bronco Trolleys]] are referenced in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2002/08/14/ August 14th, 2002] strip.
*Trogdor also appears on a sign "Live with Regis and Trogdor" in a later strip. [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2003/06/14/]
*A Homestar star t-shirt is being used by one character in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2003/06/30/ June 30, 2003] strip.
*A Homestar action figure (or something) is seen behind the TV Ben is watching in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2003/07/19/ July 19, 2003] strip.

== Bruno the Bandit ==
In the third panel of [http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20040825.html this] comic, one character mentions Strong Badia.

== Captain SNES ==
In the comic for [http://captainsnes.com/?date=20040321 March 21st, 2004], Mother Brain asks King Hippo how he can type with boxing gloves on his hands.
==Cartridge Comics==
*In the comic entitled "[http://cartridgecomics.com/view.php?date=2006-10-23 Writing Back]", William the monkey is asked how do you type with boxing gloves on, and mistakes Strong Bad for [[Wikipedia:Nacho Libre|Nacho Libre]].
*In the comic entitled "[http://cartridgecomics.com/view.php?date=2006-12-18 Star Power]", Jerry is apparently playing [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] badly on Guitar Hero II.

==Chaos Diamonds 3==
At the bottom of each page it says: "By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subject to burnination under the trogtor ''[sic]'' act of 2003."

== Clearwater Clan ==
The comic for [http://clearwaterclan.keenspace.com/d/20050624.html June 24th, 2005] shows the cast drawn as stick figures. One of them comes out looking like Trogdor.

== Comic Shorts ==
[http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_1.png Issue 1] of Dragon Master's comics features DM checking his email while singing to himself like [[Strong Bad]]. 
In [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_17.png Issue 17], Label Buddy (the idiot who is killed quite often) is kicked in the face with the caption "KICKEDED!" in the following panel. 
In [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_33.png Issue 33], Label Buddy chokes on a speck of dirt and gets "HEIMLICH MANEUVER'D!" 
In [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_34.png Issue 34], he is "SHOTGUNNED!" 
Label Buddy faints with the caption, "FAINTED!" and is run over Halo style with the caption "SPLATTERED!" in [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_40.png Issue 40] 
Lekonua the intelligent robot gets "SHURIKENED!" in [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_42.png Issue 42]. 
[http://www.maj.com/gallery/lakonua/Comics/ComicLosers/sb_must_die.png This Comic] of Leko's is titled "Hit Strong Bad First" and the Brothers Chaps are number one on the hit list. 
One of the advertisement banners shows Label Buddy asking for his lines like Homestar does in [[First Time Here?]]

== Commander Kitty ==
A panel of [http://www.commanderkitty.com/ck.html Commander Kitty] features the character Mittens wearing a Strong Bad mask. (You will have to use the "next" button a number of times before finding the Strong Bad image.)

== Daily Routine ==
Comic #40 on [http://www.damagedgames.com/week6.html] has a reference from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[fingers]]. The character, Hardhat is wearing the same arms as [[Homestar Runner]] wears in the said email. There's even a link to the email at the bottom of the comic for those who have never heard of Homestar Runner.

== DAMN ==
[http://www.fireball20xl.com/damn/index.php?id=4 Issue #4] - sonicstarrunner.com. Sonic the Hedgehog characters on a Homestar Runner [[Main Pages|Main Page]], which also makes a joke out of rapidly flicking the cursor over the buttons, causing multiple effects to occur on the screen.

[http://www.fireball20xl.com/damn/index.php?id=5 Issue #5] is almost exactly like a [[Strong Bad Email]], but with [[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]] answering the emails.

== Dark Legacy Comics ==
In the [http://www.darklegacycomics.com/72.html weekly comic], one of the main characters tries to put in the name fhqwhgads for the player.

== Dave Kelly Central ==
In the [http://www.davekellycentral.com/d/20021002.html second comic], Strong Bad shows up to mock the size of Dave Kelly's ego.

== The Death & Return of Colossus ==
[http://www.richellemead.com/comic/comic-main.htm This] is a one-shot parody of the X-Men comics, drawn in stick-figure style. The second panel of the first page has Lockheed drawn to look like Trogdor.

== Digimon ==
In the fourth and final volume of the [[wikipedia: Tokyopop|Tokyopop]] manga adaptation of the third season of the ''[[wikipedia: Digimon| Digimon]]'' animated series, [[wikipedia: Rapidmon|Rapidmon]] utters [[What's Her Face]]'s classic line: "My blood hurts."

== DMFA ==
Trogdor can be seen in the first panel of [http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_309.php this] comic.

== Dominic Deegan ==
In the [http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2002-09-23 September 23,2002] comic, Strong Bad makes a cameo appearance as one of Dominic's customers in the last panel.

== Devstyle ==
[http://devstyle.com/extra.php?extra=dir_based&t=pinups&comic=14 Rude] is making fun of the compy 386. 
[http://devstyle.com/index.php?type=Comic&page=120 In Comic 91] Rude bumps in to Trogdor

== Droop ==
[http://www.nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20030910 This] issue of "Droop" features Homestar Runner popping up with the phrase "A Jorb Well Done".

== Digital Purgatory ==
In episode 19, [http://www.dp-comics.net/archives/19.htm "Dude, Shut the Hell Up"], of [http://www.dp-comics.net/index.htm "Digital Purgatory"], in the third and fourth panels, Trogdor appears on a whiteboard in the background.

== Dinosaur Comics ==
In a comic released [http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=811 July 17, 2006], Utahraptor mentions "fhqwhgads".

== Doc's Machine ==
On 2003-10-31, Doc's Halloween comic showed Pom-Pom in the bottom frame. [http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb220.html Here.]

== Dueling Analogs ==
The [http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2006-10-31 October 31, 2006 comic] (entitled "Thatched-roof cottages!!!") features Strong Bad and Homestar discussing the inclusion of [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] in the game [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero II|Guitar Hero II]]. The news post below the comic mentions the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]].

== El Goonish Shive ==
Popular webcomic [[Wikipedia:El Goonish Shive|El Goonish Shive]] has made multiple references to Homestar Runner, both in filler comics. In [http://www.egscomics.com/Filler/d/20030927.html one], the comic's title "That Block-Thing is Gonna Give me Nightmares" references [[The Homestar Runner]]'s similar line in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]].

== Evil Inc ==
The author of [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Evil/Evil.html "Evil Inc"] has said on the Bob and George forums that Satan being dressed up as Ichiro in comic #267 is a minor reference to Strong Bad dressing up as Homestar dressed up as Angus Young in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].

==Exterminatus Now==
On November 10th, 2006, a [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20061110.html drawing] of a flying, fire-breathing Trogdor was put up.

== F@NBOY$ ==
The artist, Scott DeWitt is a Homestar Runner fan. One of the main characters, Lemmy, has it on his [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=5 iPod], Sylvia's friend [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=111 Kirstin] has Strong Bad on her bag, and there is a reference to Teen Girl Squad in his [http://www.fanboys-online.com/tutorial.htm drawing tutorial]. Also, after F@NBOY$ [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=40 won the Joystiq Wrap-up], and the cast thinks they're internet celebrities, Strong Bad is laughing at them.

After it was announced that Trogdor will be in Guitar Hero II, a comic was made in which the [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=95 gang plays air guitar and air bass].

In the comic [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=111 "Customer Service Is My Job Class"], the character Kirsten has a Strong Bad bag from the [[Store]].

A comic called [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=115 The Homestarmy] was made after it was found out about the wiki and his entry in the sightings. Strong Bad then instructs The Cheat to take out Lemmy with a sniper rifle.

[http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=45 Types (now in stereo)]. Paul is thinking of more ideas for the comic. He gives up and throws away the notepad. All it has on it are pictures of So and So, Cheerleader, The Ugly One and What's Her Face, respectively.

The first panel of [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=153 Intermission: Who Shot First?] shows Chess painting miniatures of an unspecified tabletop game, one of them is Strong Bad.

In the comic called [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=158 First Day on the Job Part 8] When the Xbox falls on Lemmy's head the boxes next to it are for Rhino Feeder and "Secret Collect 2", both have pictures of Strong Bad on the cover. There is also what appears to be a Homestar Runner keychain or pez dispenser in the last panel.

In the comic [http://www.fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=166 Popular Trends], in the final panel, which has a Muppet Babies parody, the blocks on the floor spell H*R, the abbreviation for [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]].

The title of the comic [http://www.fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=167 Meshing on the Trembolos] is a reference to the blurb that appears while [[Trogdor (song)]] loads on Guitar Hero II: "For squeadlies, mash on the trembalo"

In another example of "-'d" words, when the cat, driving the Buick, leaps off the 3rd ramp, it does a barrel roll, and the panel says [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=179 "BARREL ROLL'D"]

The title of the comic [http://www.fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=206 All Up On's] is a reference to [[All_up_ons|the recurring phrase]]. The corresponding news snippet for this particular comic also has an example of "-'d" words (in this case, "cash'd").

== Final Stupidity ==
In the [http://www.jediburger.com/comics/finalstupidity/004.html fourth] comic, "Obligatory Pop Culture Reference," [[Dangeresque Too]] makes a small cameo on the last panel. 
The [http://www.jediburger.com/comics/finalstupidity/005.html fifth comic's] title, "Burninated", is an obvious reference to Trogdor. 
The [http://www.jediburger.com/comics/finalstupidity/007.html seventh comic's] title, "Got Witch's Brew?" is a reference to Homestar's obsession with witch's brew.

== GameCheetz ==
The seventh panel in [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=15692 comic #15692] is taken from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]. 
[[Technochocolate]] is mentioned in the fifth panel of [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=00297 comic #00297].

== Get Blue Spheres ==
* In [http://www.fireball20xl.com/gbs/index.php?id=36 the 36th issue] of this Sprite Comic, Dr. Robotnik dresses up as Homestar Runner (Far Left), and Charmy Bee (Next To Robotnik) dresses up as Strong Bad.

== Girly ==
* In [http://go-girly.com/go/217 #217] of this comic, the racing game's game over screen says, "OH NOS YOU SPLODED!!", which may be a reference to [[StrongBadZone]].

== Hawkman ==
In the December 2003 issue of DC Comic's Hawkman (page 16 of issue 20, volume 4), an abusive spouse is seen wearing a black T-shirt featuring Strong Bad's face and gloves, and the text "FHGWHGAS." Unfortunately you'll have to pick up an old issue of the comic to see it. [http://www.dccomics.com/features/hawkman/]

== Here Is A Question ==
*[http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question28.gif Early on] in the question-based spritecomic [http://reno.stage-select.com/ Here Is A Question], JnVReno is asked an extremely [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|familar line]], to much rage.
*Only a [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question51.gif short while later], he is asked the exact same question.
*Not too much later, someone also asks the [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question69.gif same question] of Jesus.
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question106.gif a later comic], someone asks if he has a crush on Marzipan and Homsar appears.
*Upon being asked about [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question155.gif guitar solos], Reno demonstrates several, one which includes the 'Meedley Mee!' bit from [[guitar]].
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question161.gif another comic], he is asked is he has a Pimped out car, by a person named Kyle similar to the one in [[car]].
*In the [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question300.gif 300th comic], Garkon shouts out "GARBLEDINA!", a reference to [[the facts]].
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question383.png another], a sock-puppet announces that it is a song from the sixties.
*In an [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question413.png attempt to take control] of the comic, Reno puts up a big [[No Loafing Sign]].
*In a [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question441.png later comic], one of the n00bs asks Reno that old, familiar question.
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question460.png medieval times], Sir Reno was asked "how doth ye use thy quill pen whilst wearing thy gauntlets".
*One of the [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question466.png many "spin-offs"] of the comic included the "New Question Show", which was canceled during the pilot, much like [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]]
*[http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question469.png In the future], a head-controlled Reno cyborg will be asked how he can answer these questions with no limbs.
*[http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question485.png In comic #485], Reno is asked how he types with boots on, to which he replies "with my hands, at least until I develop full telekenetic potential".
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question622.png comic #622], a complimentary ninja makes a "PREOOOOOOWWWW" sound as it sails across the room, much like the Paper.
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question673.png comic #673], the universe is BLACK HOLE'D due to all the Renos being in the same place at once.
*[[Strong Sad]] responds to a [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ//Question686.png big commercial success] in exactly the same way as he does in [[geddup noise]].
*In the [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question700.png 700th comic], the cast all ask for a celebration exactly the same as the cast in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], with similarly disastrous results.
*Renee notes in the [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question841.png 841st comic] that some dragons can [[Trogdor|burninate the people in their thatch roof cottages]].
*In a demonstration of whether or not "[http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question913.png the reploids is anatomically correct]", X and Zero act out a scene from [[lady fan]].
*While [http://reno.stage-select.com/HIAQ/Question917.png confronting Kevin], Renee quotes [[Senor Cardgage]] by saying "excardon me".

==Heroes Inc.==
In [http://www.heroes-comic.com/?p=263 Comic 263] Bowser and Kirby have a conversation involving random and unexplained DNA Evidence.

==Hockey Zombie==
In [http://www.hockeyzombie.com/daily.php?date=060202 this episode] The skull man is wearing a Red star shirt similar to homestar's

==I'm Blue==

In [http://www.blue-comic.com/archives/20040723.html this comic], Blue Veers is seen with a The Cheat plushie, possibly a [[Kick The Cheat]].

==Impy and Aevy==
*In [http://impy.aorange.com/index.php?date=2006-04-05 one comic], Aevy causes a computer's logic circuits to fail by loading Homestar Runner on it.

==Jump Start==
*A comic strip of this on August 16th, 2006 made a reference to the Freakin' Duck. Someone drew a picture of a "ferocious fire-breathing dragon", but it was mistaken as a duck, by somebody else.

==Kagerou==
*A very easily-missed [http://www.electric-manga.com/19/10.html reference], Kano begins to draw a picture, and talking to himself in a Strong Bad accent.

== The Karnak Hates Everthing Show ==
Homestar Runner appeared and got (possibly joking) [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/Karnak/Karnak/index.php?page=297 negative comments] on Karnak's "Alienate the Readers Week".

== Least I Could Do ==

*The header joke for the [http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070331 March 31 2007 comic] reads "Subject: SB_Email Menu"; the fourth panel of the same comic shows Rayne, the main character, typing on a computer in near-identical fashion to Strong Bad.

== Life On Sedna ==

'''NOTE:''' Some of these links may not work.

*In [http://www.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite?g=17247118&cr=2 This Page Of Issue 1], Homestar is on the left-side of the fourth frame.
*In [http://www.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite?g=18454480&cr=2 This Page Of Issue 2], A Lego Sculpture of Atari Homestar appears.
*In [http://www.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite?g=18872840&cr=2 This Page Of Issue 3], The guy behind the desk is wearing the same hat as [[Homsar]].
*In [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=22581660 This Page of Issue 7], Strong Bad appears, making a reference to both the Dangeresque films, and the email [[stunt double]].

==Masters of the art==
*In [http://www.mastersoftheart.com/comic.php?cid=59 Episode 59], the computer has text from "[[Thy Dungeonman]]" on it.
*In [http://www.mastersoftheart.com/comic.php?cid=137 Episode 137], on the right side of the newspaper it reads that [[Strongbadia]] was struck by a 90 foot tall [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|wave of babies]].
*In [http://www.mastersoftheart.com/comic.php?cid=320 Episode 320], the character Dirk asks his robotic double "Didn't [[A Splode|your head a splode]]?"

== Mid-Shift ==
This strip is not available online, but if you purchase the book, and turn to page 19, you can see a Homestar Runner mainpage on the computer. [http://www.midshiftcomic.com Official website]

== MoDCAMeRa ==
In the fourth panel of "Welcome to Yore Doum!", Matt says: "Okay, let's just give up trying not to laugh at him sounding like the Homestar Runner and do something else."

==Muertitos==
*A [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20051129.html filler comic] on how to make your own comic strip suggests drawing copyrighted characters. The Cheat is among them.
*During the Death/Hulamutt Action Hour [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20060615.html storyline], the Anecdotist had figured the authorities would send the [[Wikipedia:Green Lantern|Green Lantern]] to battle him, and assembled a group of yellow characters to protect him. Among them is The Cheat.
*In [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20070227.html this comic], Honeo discovers an attempt to fix a ski race, and announces "I've got to drop my grapes and stop that CHEAT!", an obvious nod to the [[Original Book]].

== Name Censored ==
*In the [http://planet.nana.co.il/e_l_cool///name1.htm second strip], which is actually the first, Elad wears his iconic Homestar Runner hat. Elad still owns that hat and wears it on several occasions.
*In the [http://planet.nana.co.il/e_l_cool///name4.html last strip], there is an "EXTRA SECRET COMICS!". In the second panel, Homestar's head is shown on the wall.
*Elad also made [http://planet.nana.co.il/e_l_cool///southpark.JPG a picture] of the Homestar Runner cast as South Park characters, but it was never published on the main site.

== Natch Evil ==
*In [http://www.natchevil.com/comic.asp?comicID=109 Comic#109] God mentions getting an email about how he types with boxing gloves on.
*The [http://www.natchevil.com/extras.html Extra menu] is rather reminiscent of the main pages, and it even says apologies to Homestar at the bottom.
*In [http://www.natchevil.com/comic.asp?comicID=410 Comic#410] Cliff mentions [[Grumblecakes]].

== The Neopian Times ==
In three comics made by [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=_lordofthefrogs_ _lordofthefrogs_], the owner himself wears a duckie shirt ([http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=3775&issue=160 Comic #1]), Homestar's star shirt ([http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=19159&issue=166 Comic #2]), and in the 3rd comic a salesperson wears the same skirt as Marzipan ([http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=31406&issue=170 Comic #3]). If you go to [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=_lordofthefrogs_ his lookup], it says that he is a dedicated fanatic of Homestar Runner, and his background is [[:Image:Seriously.PNG|the Homestar Runner background with "Seriously" below him]].

==Never Never==
*In a [http://www.mopsy.com/d/20061121.html filler comic] Homestar has a cameo acknowledged by the author as an "added bonus".

== Ninja Verses ==
*In one comic, [[Eh! Steve!]] is featured as a [http://www.ninjaverses.net/d/20050317.html Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Ninja].
*In [http://www.ninjaverses.net/d/20050428.html another], the "Regular Ninja" parodies the [[Strong Bad Email]] element, including a "How do you type with boxing gloves"-type question. The animation ends with a single panel, like the normal comic: "Regular Ninja vs. Wrestleman Ninja"

== Oh The Humanity ==
In the final panel of the [http://humanity.xepher.net/comic.php?date=2004-01-07 January 7, 2004] strip, somebody says "A jorb well done"

== Okashina Okashi - Strange Candy ==
During the Sentai Arc, the background music played during Lycidia's trip through [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20030624.html boarding tunnel number 2] is [[The System Is Down (song)|The System Is Down]]. The song is referenced again three more times through the arc [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20030701.html here], [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20031104.html here], and [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20031106.html here].

During the Fantasy Arc which takes place in a MMORPG, the main characters get sucked down a whirlpool while bathing in a lake and ended up being transported to a text based game that is none other then [[Thy Dungeonman]]. The only way out is to find the right commands. It first appeared in [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20060709.html #686 32 kilobytes of RAM] and again in [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20060711.html #687 Finding the right command].
== One One Seven ==
In the 71st and 72nd guest strips of the Halo-based comic "One One Seven", Master Chief is shown sitting at a Compy 386. He even answers his own email!
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=guest&image=guest71
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=guest&image=guest72

== Phil Likes Tacos ==
Homsar is among one of the characters to make a cameo in [http://philtaco.keenspace.com/d/20050522.html this] strip.

Trogdor's theme song is mentioned in [http://philtaco.comicgen.com/d/20060208.html this] strip.

Trogdor appears in a framed picture on the wall in the first panel of [http://philtaco.comicgen.com/d/20060612.html this] strip.

==Pokemon Amethyst Version==
In [http://www.drunkduck.com/Pokemon_Amethyst_Version/index.php?p=52662 "Comic 3: Leaving Home in Anyway Possible"], Barry says "...Well, looks like I'm gonna to have to jump!", a la [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].

In the description of [http://www.drunkduck.com/Pokemon_Amethyst_Version/index.php?p=128684 "Merry Christmas (and other winter-time holidays)"], Glitch references [[Decemberween]].

== Pokemon X ==
In [http://pokemonx.keenspace.com/d/20050401.html the 2005 April Fool's special], the characters are "FOOLED!" by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].

In [http://pokemonx.keenspace.com/d/20060401.html the 2006 April Fool's special], drawn and written in a similar format, a moose get "PWNED!" by a Mewtwo, noted by, again, the Arrow'd Guy.

In [http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20060811.html Comic 492], May comments that the candy Brendan got was "Soo Goood." a reference to Teen Girl Squad.

== PS238 ==
In [http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/nodwick/ps238/index.htm issue 14] of this comic series, the Teen Girl Squad appear as a child's drawing taped to a wall, though What's Her Face's frame is torn.

== PvP ==
In a guest strip by Howard Tayler, [[Pan Pan]] appears among [http://www.pvponline.com/article/2696/Fri-Apr-21?y=2006 a line-up of pandas].

== Questionable Content ==
*In [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=265 comic #265], while Faye and Marten are discussing what will be the next indie rock band to break up, Faye mentions that the head of Win Butler (from The Arcade Fire) will explode during a live performance, forcing them to replace him with a Homestar Runner puppet.
*In [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=317 comic #317], Steve is wearing an [[Eh! Steve!]] T-shirt.
*In [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=333 comic #333], Raven wants to be left alone to close the coffee shop. She exclaims, "I can do it! I can totally do it nine times!" This is a reference to The Cheat's crazy cartoon in [[crazy cartoon]].

== Random Codes ==
The first two lines of the [http://us.codejunkies.com/images/randomcodes16.jpg 16th comic] are "So from then on, it was all pork and beans." and "That's not very healthy..." which are close to the two lines of dialogue said by Homestar and Marzipan in [[helium]].

== Resident Evil ==
In [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Resident/Resident.html?50 comic 249], Jill asks Steve who Lisa is, which he replies that she's [[Crazy Go Nuts]].

== Road Waffles ==
In the [http://www.roadwaffles.com/archive-rw.php?c=2003-7-23 July 23, 2003] comic, when Moses is altering how he percieves the afterlife, one of his visualisations bears a resemblance to Strong Bad standing in Strong Badia, saying 'Pop culture reference!'.

== Room ==
A recent update of this puzzling pixelart webcomic has an appearance of a pixelart Strong Bad and The Cheat. He's looking at a computer, but it doesn't appear to be any of the ones he's owned. [http://www.aintaer.com/room/room.php?strip=49]

== Roy the Duck ==
*Explore [http://roy.esmilde.com/mathtitle.htm Roy the Duck's math book] to find Homestar Runner and to learn how to count (see page 4 especially).
*The new ''Ye Castle's Final Houre'' [http://roy.esmilde.com/castlebook.htm book] says "...don't throw full glass wine bottles at the screen."
*It also has two references to homestarrunner.com on the [http://roy.esmilde.com/zBay.htm zBay] page. On it Bubs is selling the [[Broken Compy Menu|Slightly Shotgunned Compy]]. It also contains a link to the [[HR:amazon.html|bookazon.com]] page.
*[http://roy.esmilde.com/palmstatetimes.htm The Palm State Times] on the site contains an article about [[Thorax Corporation]].
*Their [http://roy.esmilde.com/cloogle.htm Cloogle] page has a reference to both Senor Cardgage Mortgage and Population: Tire.

== Runaways ==
In the July 2005 issue of this [[wikipedia: Marvel Comics|Marvel Comics]] publication, as the title characters head off on a mission to rescue the captive mother of their newest accquaintance, Victor, Victor himself remarks that he is "not sure why he should entrust his mom's life to the freakin' '''Teen Girl Squad'''!" Chase, the only male member of the Runaways team, corrects him with: "That's Teen Girl Squad plus one, amigo!"

== Scary Go Round ==
[http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20050818 In the comic posted on August 18th, 2005], Shelley tells Gibby to tell her father about the "terrible a-splosions", an obvious reference to Vector Strong Bad.

== Sluggy Freelance ==
The weekly filler Meanwhile in the Dimension of Pain shows the demons deathmatching. When Horribus uses the Unholy Hand grenade and the demons are all incinerated, the panel reads "And all was laid to burnination."
[http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040501 link]

== SMAX ==
The ''Top Ten'' spin-off comic ''[http://www.enjolrasworld.com/Jess%20Nevins/Smax/Smax%20index.htm SMAX]'' puts Jaafs Macksun and his partner Toybox in a world of fantasy. A wanted poster for Trogdor is on a pole and the silhouette of Homestar and Pom Pom are seen in town.

== Snafu ==
In the strip [http://www.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=144 Otakon 2004], Homestar Runner has a cameo in the 3rd panel, saying "I could sure go for a glass of melonade."

== Sore Thumbs ==
In [http://www.sorethumbsonline.com/comics/st20041220.gif this] comic, a drugged director quotes Strong Bad's "H*R and Marzipan Dating Simulation XR" from Strong Bad Email [[date]].

== Staccato ==
In the online webcomic, Staccato, when the author portrays his characters as Fantastic Four characters, the one portrayed as the "The Human Torch" says "'The Human Torch?' 'Flame On?' That all sounds kinda' fruity... Couldn't I be be called like 'The Burninator' or something?" in direct reference to our beloved Trogdor!
[http://www.staccatocomic.com/2005-011.php]

== Tales of Southtown ==
In [http://southtown.incomprehensibility.com/archives.php?id=12 Episode #12], the words "That is not a small number!" appear on a scroller at the bottom of the TV screen that Geese is watching, a reference to [[virus]].

== Teen Titans Go! ==
In the issue of this [[wikipedia: DC Comics|DC Comics]] comic entitled "Finding Nero," there is a carnival game with Strong Sad plushies as prizes.

== Tex and Jenny ==
Tex sees his good and evil conscience in [http://texandjenny.comicgen.com/d/20051002.html this] strip. However, since Tex is an atheist, he makes them change to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.

== The Devil's panties ==
* The [http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030416.html April 16 2003 comic] and the [http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20040927.html September 27 2004 comic] has the main character (Jennie) screaming "TROGDOR" in a caffine fueled rage
* The [http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050208.html February 8 2005 comic] features geeks entertaining themselves by singing among other things "The system is down" and shouting "Trogdor"

== The Misadventures of Gary and Ted ==
Trogdor [http://garyandted.hyperwrench.com/?p=65 shows up] as a solution in a Sudoku square in the third panel.

== Theater Hopper ==
Tom Brazelton of Theater Hopper had himself in his [http://www.theaterhopper.com/index.php?date=20040623 comics] on June 23, with a Homestar shirt.

Also, [http://www.theaterhopper.com/index.php?date=20060623 this] comic features the [[Wear a Bikini!]] plane in the background.

== Tiny Sepuku ==
[http://tinysepuku.com/comics.asp?a=04-22-04 This comic] about catchy songs includes [[Everybody to the Limit]] (with [[Fhqwhgads]] misspelled as "fhqwdgads") as one of its examples.

== Twisted Kaiju Theater ==
A season 17 [http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/vol2/017/803/1.html episode] of the comic makes reference to Trogdor, and reveals that the creator hadn't heard of homestarrunner.com until 2005.

== [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35747963/ Toonatopia] ==
Homestar Runner is mentioned on the [http://www.deviantart.com/view/21218372/ first page].

== Under Power ==
*In the [http://underpower.non-essential.com/index.php?comic=20040202 Feb 02, 2004] Strong Bad is behind the elf and saying ARROWED! Also, the copyright line at the bottom reads "strong bad © 2001-2004 the brothers chaps".
*In the [http://underpower.non-essential.com/index.php?comic=20040519 May 19, 2004] comic, Strong Bad and the Cheat are the DJs in panel 2.

== Universal Voyage ==
*In [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/UVoyage/index.php?num=1 Comic #2] there are sprites of Strong Bad and Trogdor as a team called "Burninators!"
*In [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/UVoyage/index.php?num=188 Comic#563], Homestar makes a rather ''shocking'' sprite cameo.

== Vanguard ==
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/Vanguard/067.png comic 67], NORM the computer wakes up, mimicking the [[Couch Mumbling]] gag.
*[http://reno.stage-select.com/Vanguard/175.png Comic 175] has Kylmoore refer to the cast as "Brain-for-Brains", as Strong Bad did to Strong Mad in [[invisibility]].

== VG Cats ==
*The "[http://www.vgcats.com/first/ New to the site]" page starts "Welcome aboard the USS VGCats.com, this is a website!", both mimicking and linking to [[First Time Here?]]
*In [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/100.php Comic 100], click on "100 Comics" at the end to see Pantsman answer an email on the [[Compy 386]]. Strong Bad later appears and repeats a line from [[sibbie]] in this clip.
*In the 6th panel of [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=129 Comic 135], a The Cheat Talking Plush Doll is visible with the rest of the merchandise behind the glass in the bottom right.
*At the top of the new layout, there is a [http://www.vgcats.com/quotes/rotate.php rotating image], featuring several different quotes. A few of them are [How do you type with boxing gloves on?], [We are the band LIMOZEEN!] and [Let's get ready to look SO GOOD!]
*The title for the news post on Saturday, September 10, 2005 at 12:43 PM is "Throw baby", a [[Peasant's Quest]] reference.
*[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=186 Comic 187] is titled Jorbs, a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]] and [[Coach Z]]'s accent in general.
*[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=218 Comic 218] is titled "G-Four'd", a reference to [[-'d]] and [[Teen Girl Squad]] in general.
*In [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=232 Comic 232], "safety guide", the first panel has a guitar with a sticker of the ever-popular band [[Limozeen]].

== Walking Is Still Honest ==
*In [http://www.stillhonest.com/?strip_id=69 strip #69], the power is out, and there is a picture of Strong Bad's head with the words "Power Failured!" above it.
*In [http://www.stillhonest.com/?strip_id=94 strip #94], the trebuchet is nicknamed 'Trebdor, the Flinginator'.

== Witchs' Brew ==
The origin of the Witch's Brew name came from Homestar's famous Halloween [[Witches' Brew|witch's brew]] line. (Alas, however, the phrase is not spelled correctly in the comic.) Also, in the [http://homepage.mac.com/witchsbrew/brews1-10/brew01.html first] comic, Homestar appears on the last panel, and the [http://homepage.mac.com/witchsbrew/brews1-10/brew03.html third] comic uses the CHILDREN! panel from [[Teen Girl Squad]]. The [http://homepage.mac.com/witchsbrew/brews1-10/brew06.html sixth] comic tells us to not fake the funk on a nasty dunk, one of [[Homsar]]'s quotes from [[interview]]. And the author bios describe one of the creators as "one of the few lucky non-peasant humans to be burninated."

==World of Warcraft Comic Contest==
In a comic submitted by the character Bludlemon, on the furbolg's necklace is a small Strong Bad head. Link: http://www.blizzard.com/wow/screenshot.aspx?ImageIndex=84&Set=64

==World of Warcraft Idiocy==
*In [http://reno.stage-select.com/WoWi/120.png comic 120], Jay and Tor have a brief discussion, reminiscent of the one Homestar and Marzipan have in [[helium]].

== The Wotch ==
*In the [http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2003-04-02 April 2, 2003 comic], Jason looks at a shelf full of magical items in the eighth panel. [[Trogdor]] can be seen on the top shelf.
*In the [http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2003-06-24 June 24, 2003 comic], Lilly and Jennie are playing with Homestar Runner action figures. In particular they are acting out a scene from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]].
*In the first panel of the [http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2007-06-25 June 24, 2007 comic], Katie tells Wolfie about the [[DNA Evidence]] cartoon.

== The Wotch: CHEER! ==
*In the [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20060314 March 14th comic], Lita makes a Pig Latin comment reminiscent of Strong Bad's at the end of [[rock opera]], right down to the reversal of what was meant and what was said.
*In a [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20070303 later comic], "Principal O'Brian"/32 excuses herself to go "[[Place]]", similarly to Strong Bad at the end of [[different town]].
*In [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20070410 April 10th's comic], "Principal O'Brian"/32 claims to have [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|tampered with the DNA evidence]], using the same wording Strong Bad used in [[unnatural]].

== [http://www.vipercomics.com/webComics/yht You'll Have That] ==
On the [http://www.vipercomics.com/webComics/yht/strips/050725.gif July 25th, 2005 comic], Andy tries to steal a new [[Compy 386]].

== Zelda comic ==
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=096.gif Comic 96] is entitled Dot, Dot, Dot.
*In [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=136.gif Comic 136], Bub says "Ow! my stomach lining!!!"
*On comic [http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=162.png 162], the characters are swamped by Cuccos with the caption "CUCCO'D!"
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=164.png Comic 164] is actually called "Yet Another Subtle Homestar Reference." The reference is "shut it up, you."
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=170.png Comic 170] is entitled "I'm So Glad the Bub is Not Dead."
*In [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=193.png Comic 193], the Miscreant decapitates Edgar with the caption "DECAPITAT'D!"
*On the [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=200.png 200th] comic, they used the "Its almost over!" screen from Teen Girl Squad.
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=212.png Comic 212] is entitled "Yeah, Shut Up, Kid."
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=217.png Comic 217], Link says "Rock, rock on!"
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=220.png Comic 220], Link says,"That sounds re-zon-able".
*On comic [http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=223.png Comic 223], when Link rolls his eyes, it says "Eye roll'd!"
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=225.png 225], Link asks what would happen if Bub fights Lloyd. Bub answers saying "his head a splode?"
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=227.png 227], Lloyd dodges an attack with the caption "Matrix'd!"
*Also in the bonus section, there is a thing called "Flame War 04." The [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/bonus/flamewar04/flame1.jpg first comic] is a reference to the Strong Bad Email [[dragon]], and the state (California) with the underwear is a reference to Strong Bad Email [[weird dream]].

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2007-07-08T16:42:55Z

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2007-06-29T18:00:24Z

NightDaemon: /* Remarks */ The real 100th email

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[[Image:sbemailahundred.png|thumb|300px|Puttin' their weight on it.]]

In the long-anticipated 100th email, Jon from NH asks Strong Bad how long he has known Homestar Runner. The answer is too big to be shown in anything but...WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[The Prince of Town]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Moon]], [[The Sweet Sweet Rainbow Bridge]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter egg), [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Bad's Basement]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 16, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 5:01

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{shouting}'' ONE TWO THREE FOUR—

''{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'', EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}'', EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'' AND EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}''! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL ''{"grrrl"}''...uh!

''{Starts reading the email, however, the text is in the style of Tandy, and it is in fact the [[some_kinda_robot|very first e-mail]] he ever did.}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading at "before you go to".}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ...dajede...wait a minute! ''{hits Compy, the text fixes itself to be a new email}'' There we go!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Hey there, Strong Bad! 
I was wondering. How long have you 
known Homestar? Is there some sort of 
flashback that could describe how 
and when you guys met? 
Your Fan, 
Jon, NH</blockquote>

''{Instead of "New Hampshire," Strong Bad says "No Hamsters."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, I got flashbacks alright, Jon. I'm like, Discount Flashback Warehouse over here. But this particular flashback has way too much historical significance to be shown in anything but WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN. Left side: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!

''{As he says this with a resonating noise, the left side of the screen expands out. The camera then cuts out to a wide shot. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Right side: WOOOOOAHH—

''{the right side of the screen starts to expand, then abruptly bounces out to its full extent, revealing Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-uh, what are you doin' over there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, I'm pretty much here every week. It's just that usually I'm behind the black.

'''STRONG BAD''': Guess I should start...lookin' to the right more often.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': In fact, I think I might live here.

'''STRONG BAD''': I don't think so. If you lived here, you'd have less non-broken bones. And more crushed spirits.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{leaning forward}'' Yes, sir.

'''STRONG BAD''': Frame shift left! WOOOOOAAHHH!

''{The screen starts shifting left to get Homestar out of the shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': See ya after the flashback!

''{We go to a picture of Strong Bad on the moon with a tennis racket. The drawing is in the style of the original children's book, though the characters have limited animation. Strong Bad narrates the story but doesn't read everything—text that he doesn't read is included in this transcript in parentheses. Also, character voices are imitated and are denoted in brackets.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{narrating}'' Strong Bad meets the Homestar Runner.

''{The page turns to a picture of just Strong Bad.}''

Everyone loves Strong Bad. He is an okay guy.

''{The page turns to a picture of Strong Bad and Coach Z playing tennis on the moon.}''

One day Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the moon with his pal, the Coach Z. He won 1,000,000 to 3. ''{Strong Bad}'' "You see, 3 is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. ''{Coach Z}'' "Ooooooh. Now I understand."

''{The page turns to Strong Bad and Coach Z flying down a rainbow from the moon to earth.}''

They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.

''{The page turns to Coach Z holding a towel and talking to Strong Bad.}''

''{Coach Z}'' "I'ma go shower up!" said the Coach Z. ''{Strong Bad}'' "Gross!" said Strong Bad. "Shut up!"

''{The page turns to see Strong Bad walking toward a giant pink egg with yellow spots.}''

Walking home, Strong Bad came upon a big ol' egg. "Waaaaaaaaagh!"

''{The page turns to a closer view of Strong Bad and the egg.}''

"I wonder what's inside," thought tiny-handed Strong Bad.

''{The page turns to see Homestar behind the egg wearing a yellow shirt with a [[duck]] on it.}''

''{Homestar}'' "Hello! How do you like my egg, Mr. Strong Bad?" said a voice from behind. ''{Strong Bad}'' "Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?" asked No-shirt. ''{Homestar}'' "I'm The Homestar Runner!" said the duckshirt. "Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete."

''{The page turns to a closer view of the scene.}''

''{Strong Bad}'' "Well I folk say you're a terrific liar!" ''(said Strong Bad.)'' "This is plainly my egg." ''{The Prince of Town}'' "What's all the commotion about?"

''{The page zooms out, showing the Prince of Town looking at Strong Bad and Homestar.}''

...said the svelt, young Prince of Town. "And who's this weirdo in the duckie shirt?" ''{Homestar}'' "I'm The Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a terrific ''(athlete!" said Duckshirt.)'' ''{Strong Bad}'' "Prancibald over here says this egg belongs to him, when I found it first."

''{Zoom in to a closeup of the Prince of Town.}''

''{The Prince of Town}'' "We'll settle this with a ten-step footrace."

''{The page turns to show a crowd of characters, including Mr. Bland and Señor from the original children's book. Everyone is watching Strong Bad and Homestar at the start line of a race.}''

And so they all gathered for a ten-step footrace. The slim and trim young Prince of Town explained the rules.

''{A piece of paper shows up reading: "Ten-step Footrace Official Rules. Rule One. Whoever goes the most distance in ten steps, will be the winner! Rule Two. No biting."}''

''{The Prince of Town}'' "Whoever goes the most distance in ten steps, will be the winner!"

''{The page turns to see Strong Bad and Homestar at the line and Marzipan giving the startoff.}''

''{Marzipan}'' "Ready-and-set-and-go-now." ''{they start running, with Homestar counting}'' ''{Homestar}'' "One, two, three, four, five, six..." ''{Strong Bad takes tiny steps and is way behind}'' ''{Strong Bad}'' "Keep up the pace. Gotta break 4:40"

''{The page turns to see silhouettes of everyone, and Homestar has reached the end.}''

''{Homestar}'' "Ten!"

''{The Prince of Town}'' "And the Duckie-man is the winner. Loser gets the egg."

''{The background music plays several confused notes, then the page turns to a closeup of Homestar, with Strong Bad and the egg in the background.}''

''{Homestar}'' "WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}" ''{Strong Bad}'' "Hooray a-for me!!"

''{The page turns to show Strong Mad holding the egg over his head while Strong Bad watches.}''

And so Strong Mad helped to break open the egg. ''{Strong Mad tosses the egg}''

''{Turn the page to see the egg broke and a bunch of fishsticks pour out.}''

And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!

''{The Cheat springs out of the egg, then the page turns to a closeup of The Cheat. Turn the page again to see Strong Bad and The Cheat with the egg in the background.}''

''{Strong Bad}'' "Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!"

''{The page turns again, showing everyone hanging out by a boombox.}''

And so, The Cheat mashed play on an extremely expensive jambox with high-speed dubbing and everybody put their weight on it! ''{The Cheat plays a remix of the [[Old_Intro|original intro]] music for H*R.com, and everyone dances.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad sitting at the stool, talking to Homestar, who's sitting on the floor listening to the tale.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': So that's pretty much how it all went down, huh?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, yes. Read me another one! Another one!

'''STRONG BAD''': Ohhhhh, very well. This one's called The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw!

''{Strong Bad pulls out a children's book of the same name. Compy beeps and turns blue with the caption "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails." and pixelated fireworks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—whoah! Would ya look at that! 100 emails. I had no idea! I lost count around 51. Well, I suppose I should do something to celebrate... uh... ooh! I'll say email 100 times! Email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email...

''{As Strong Bad continues, [[The Paper]] comes down}''


'''STRONG BAD:''' ...email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email eMAIL-a email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email-mail-nahduhluh email email email email e-meh-meh-meh-meh-mail email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email-mail email email email email email email email EMAIL! ''{takes a big breath}'' Ooh. I'm pa— I'm parched. ''{wheezes}'' I need a glass of water.

''{A pixelated glass of water appears onscreen.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:The homestar runner gets something stuck in his craw.PNG|thumb|A children's book by Mike and Craig]]
*When Strong Bad pulls out the book "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw," you can click on it to get a closer look.

*After Strong Bad says "Email" 100 times, you can click on the words:
**"Congratulations!" for a message from [[Limozeen]].
::'''LIMOZEEN:''' Congratulations Strong Bad on your 100th email!
::''{slight pause}''
::'''LARRY:''' We're from the band Limozeen!
::'''PERRY:''' Uh, I think it says that at the top of the screen, Larry.
::'''LARRY:''' Well, I didn't know that!
::''{The band members strike various poses and the frame freezes, as the central riff from "Because It's Midnite" plays.}''

:*click on "you" to see Homestar deliver his message.
::''{Homestar is standing in the field, wearing the Duckie Shirt.}''
::'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Happy hundredth birthday, Strong Bad!

:*click on "have" to see a funny message from Marzipan.
::''{Marzipan is standing in her house near her answering machine.}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Whoo-hoo, Strong Bad, whoo-hoo. I've almost caught up with you. I only have 90 more answering machines to go.

:*click on "answered" to see Senor Cardgage say some stuff.
::''{Senor Cardgage is standing in The Field near his bush.}''
::'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Many combolations, Elizagerth! ''{holds up a sign reading "combolations, elizagerth," and puts it back down, then produces a melty candy bar from behind his back}'' I hope you get all my... particles.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off screen}'' Man, so cool!

:*click on "100" to see Old-Timey Strong Bad making a telegram. His "doppelgänger" or "copy" is present-day Strong Bad.
::''{Old-Timey Strong Bad is standing next to a telegraph machine. Half of his mustache has been ripped off, and he is holding a envelope that looks like it contains the missing half of the mustache. The "[[No Loafing Sign|Loafing Not Permitted]]" sign hangs on the wall.}''
::'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{operating the telegraph}'' Well done, my doppelgänger! Stop! By the time you read this telegrammaparcel, I'll be long dead! Stop! Therefore, I've enclosed half of my mustache herein. Stop! I bid you good tidings, and may you continue to flummox those less fortunate than you!

*Also, clicking in the 2 areas where the fireworks go off will bring you to two other shorts.
**The firework on the left takes you to a TV ad for [[Discount Flashback Warehouse]].
::''{cut to Strong Bad's basement with the Television. Strong Bad's face appears on it}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a mumbling voice}'' Come on down to Discount Flashback Warehouse.
::''{Discount Flashback Warehouse text appears, then disappears. Cut back so we can see Strong Bad's body}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I've got this season. ''{He gestures to the left, where a screen from "different town" appears.}'' Last season. ''{He gestures to the right where a screen from "band names" appears.}'' Even stuff I've just made up! ''{The screenshots disappear and "just made up!!" appears as he says it.}''
::''{Cuts to just his head again, next to text reading "These prices: $9 $6.53."}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How can I make these prices any lower?
::''{Cut to Strong Bad standing beneath yellow text that reads "Discount Flashback Warehouse."}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Just ask for me, the guy that works here ''{very quietly, trailing off}'' at the flashback place.

:*The firework on the right shows you what became of the lifetime supply of fishsticks.
::''{Cut to the field back in the flashback. The Prince of Town is standing near the broken-open egg.}''
::'''THE PRINCE OF TOWN:''' Will no one claim this lifetime supply of fishsticks?
::''{Prince of Town does an over-the-top look left and right. This could also be a happy dance.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*To "stick in one's craw" is an [[Wikipedia:Idiom|idiom]] referring to a behavior or act that one can not tolerate. It originated as a literal statement, such as a stone being stuck in the [[Wikipedia:Crop (anatomy)|craw]] of a bird; the stone is impossible to swallow, or tolerate.
*High-speed [[Wikipedia:Dubbing (music)|dubbing]] is a feature of many dual-cassette [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boomboxes]] that enables the user to copy one [[Wikipedia:Compact Cassette|cassette tape]] to another at a higher speed than normal playback speed, albeit with less accuracy.

===Trivia===
*At 5 minutes in length, this was longest Strong Bad Email when it was released, and is the longest [[Compy 386]]-era email.
*The DVD commentary for this episode reveals several interesting facts—originally, it would have been animated in the normal style, and would have told a different story, until the Brothers Chaps decided to re-write it halfway through. Originally, story elements included Strong Bad wearing a star shirt, and Marzipan attempting to do something about Homestar's awful fashion sense (his [[duckie shirt]], and also in this version, a pair of sandals). She gets him a star shirt, and Strong Bad rips his own shirt off in protest, which is why nowadays, Strong Bad almost never wears a shirt.
*The email was assigned the URL of "http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html," breaking the convention of the previous ninety-nine. This was done because of [[Not the 100th Email!!!]].
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#Cave Quest|Cave Quest]]".
*This is the first time a character has mentioned [[Free Country, USA]].
*Strong Bad ''actually'' says the word "email" exactly 100 times.
*This is the debut of [[live action]] in the Homestar Runner universe.
*This email and [[retirement]] are tied for the most Easter eggs in any email to date, with eight. They're second on the site total, tied with [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. The toon with the most Easter eggs is [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] with ten.
*Old-Timey Strong Bad appearing with half a mustache was inspired by a waiter [[The Brothers Chaps]] once encountered who sported the same odd facial hair style.
*The [[font]] used on "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw" is Bauhaus 93, the same font used on [[Homsar]]'s shirt.

===Remarks===
*It is debatable whether the story in the book really "happened", since Strong Bad could be [[Strong Bad Lore|making it up]]. Homestar verifies the tale, but this may just be typical, dense Homestar behavior.
*Though the style of the artwork and the voice acting for most of the characters resembled closely that of the classic Homestar cartoons, Strong Bad in the flashback, for some reason, sounds nothing like the real Strong Bad from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] era cartoons. Old Strong Bad's manner of speaking was very loud and dramatic (almost overacted), and he had a strong Mexican accent. Tiny Handed Strong Bad in the flashback is just the opposite, speaking in a monotonic, mumbling fashion. It should be noted that the Strong Bad from Marshmallow's Last Stand era cartoons is not the same as the Strong Bad from the storybook era.
*When he reads the Tandy e-mail, his accent is more like it is in the old cartoons (most notably, he pronounces "you" as "joo" a few times).
* Strong Bad walks ten steps before he even crosses the starting line.
*Strong Bad couldn't have lost count at email 51 because in [[caffeine|Email #91]] the intro is "Coming in at number 91, it's, EMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL."
**Also, he knew that it was the 100th email because he confronted users trying to find the email before it was finished in [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*When the Compy said Strong Bad had answered 100 e-mails, that's not entirely true. He answered two in [[50 emails]], two more in [[2 emails]] (3 more if you count the email answered while the clip was in fast forward), and you could say he answered more than one in [[huttah!]] (although he didn't answer any in [[anything]] or [[mile]]). Depending on your definition of "answering" an email, he read extras in [[spring cleaning]] (although they were promptly deleted). In [[sisters]] he accidentally deleted one email, then responded to and accidentally saved a second. If you count by each toon being an e-mail, then he still answered in excess of 103 e-mails, since the three bonus e-mails on the DVD are presumably pre-100th. In addition, there is a "preview email" in the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] and never before seen emails in [[personal favorites]], but these could just be [[History according to Strong Bad|false history]]. So really, at the time of the hundredth e-mail, Strong Bad actually has answered more than 100 e-mails. The hundredth email was actually answered email 81, [[date]].
*If you look closely at Mary in the Limozeen Easter egg, you can see that he is wearing a [[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Strong Bad baseball cap]].
*The Old-Timey Strong Bad Easter egg contradicts [[That A Ghost]], in which Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache is depicted as having a skeletal structure. The Easter egg shows it as hair.
*In the Limozeen Easter egg, Gary and Mary seem to start reacting to Larry's line "We're from the band Limozeen!" before he finishes saying it.
*At times when we see the [[Computer Room]] zoomed out, we see that the legs on the left-hand side of the desk (our left) rest on an uncarpetted area, however in this email, when the screen shifts left, they are resting on carpet.
*Homestar sits down on the floor, but he does not seem to have a butt, as his legs bend up into his shirt.
**This was also seen in [[extra plug]].
*In the Easter egg, before she starts speaking, Marzipan's mouth looks like her [[Marzipan Evolution|third design's mouth]]. Once she begins talking it becomes the current style mouth again.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad says, "Keep up the pace, gotta break 4:40", there is no period at the end of the sentence.
*When Strong Mad breaks the [[egg]], it cracks, but we see nothing inside. Later, we see "the lifetime supply of fishsticks" that is inside the egg.
*When Homestar says "Read me another one. Another one!", the outline on his head moves.
*At the very end of the email, changing the contrast on the Compy does not affect the glass of water on the screen.
*"Svelt", as it is spelled in the book, is actually spelled as "svelte".

===Glitches===
*When Strong Bad shifts the screen left, the carpet appears to slide to the right, moving without the stool and the table.
*When Homestar looks down in sadness (before Strong Bad shifts himself to the left to start the flashback) the lining for his head pops out of his shirt.
*In the Prince of Town Easter egg, we hear a brief blip of Homestar's Easter egg right at the end. This is due to the fact that the gotoAndStop() command is being performed later than it should be.

===Inside References===
*The word "WEiRD" appearing at the beginning of the email is another instance of [[lowercase i's]] on the site.
*Strong Bad first uses "[[grrl]]" (seen here as grrrl) in [[i she be]]. The word is also used in the [[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Menu]] and [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Old-style Marzipan, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad are from the [[Sketchbook (museum)|concept sketches]].
*Old-style Coach Z and Bubs are from "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]."
*This marks another instance of Homestar Runner being referred to as [[Prancing|prancy]].
*Present in the flashback are [[Mr. Bland]] and [[Señor]], who haven't been seen since [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
*This is another example of [[mashing]].
*The [[Telebision|TV]] in the Discount Flashback Warehouse egg is from the old [[Telebision Toons Menu]].
*The two e-mails in the Discount Flashback Warehouse egg are [[different town]] and [[band names]].
*Senor Cardgage's use of the word "combolations" is a reference to the ending credits in [[japanese cartoon]].
*In the Senor Cardgage Easter egg, Strong Bad says "Man, so cool!" He previously said this in [[kind of cool]].
*In her Easter egg, Marzipan refers to her [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machine feature]] on the site.
**At the time this email was released, there were 10 answering machine versions.
*Coach Z goes to "[[Showering|shower up]]."

=== Real-World References ===
*The widescreen is 750×400 pixels, a perfect 1.85:1 [[Wikipedia:Aspect ratio (image)|aspect ratio]]. Normal toons are 550×400, or 1.375:1.
*"Put your weight on it!" was a famous line from the [[Wikipedia:Dolemite|Dolemite]] movie ''Disco Godfather.''
*The guitar Larry is holding in the Limozeen egg is the same guitar that Homestar Runner steals in [[Puppet Time]], a Hamer "Bat" spin-off of the more popular [[Wikipedia:Gibson Explorer|Gibson Explorer]] shape. The bass the other guy is holding is a [[Wikipedia:Fender|Fender]] Jazz-Bass.
**It may also be a [[Wikipedia:Jackson Kelly|Jackson KE3 Kelly]] model.
*The melty candy bar Senor Cardgage holds up near the end is a [[Zagnut bar]], which was also seen in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The theme song refers to [[Wikipedia:Riot Grrrl|riot grrrls]].

===Fast Forward===
*Prancibald appears as a trading card name in [[trading cards]].
*The duckie shirt makes an appearance in [[your funeral]].
*Widescreen would later be used in [[virus]]

== DVD Version ==
*The Limozeen video is now in fullscreen and much higher quality.
**In addition, you can use your DVD player's angle Button while watching the Limozeen clip to change the clip's background image. There are three separate backgrounds in all.
*Due to it being widescreen, the characters in this email look a little stretched out from top to bottom, unless you are watching it on a widescreen TV. Computer monitors seem to have this problem as well.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' The guitar just fell on the floor.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Ooh, I like this, uh, part. The song—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we should make a full song of that. And I'll never forget the way it was, Mike. I thought— I wanted it to be this sort of nostalgic punk rock song, you know, 'cause, what if we decided after doing a hundred we weren't going to make anymore Strong Bad Emails? So I wanted it to kinda be like that.

'''MIKE:''' We decided to do more.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' At least twelve more as of this commen— as of the time of this commentary.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. So Abdi LaRue, uh, was our first, uh, the first email.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm, that's true.

'''MATT:''' Was he just a fan that we tal— that just emailed a lot early— in the early days?

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah. Yup.

'''MATT:''' Or— he or she, we don't really know— do we know the gender of Abdi LaRue? I always assumed it was a guy.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah...?

'''MATT:''' Abdi, if you—

'''MIKE:''' I don't know any other Abdis, so—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' It's true. So this— we— a lot— a lot of gimmicks sort of in this one, visually. Uh, the widescreen thing...

'''MIKE:''' The song at the beginning. Cave Quest there—

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupting}'' That— That—

'''MIKE:''' Home— White character.

'''MATT:''' A game Mike and I made, Cave Quest.

'''MIKE:''' On the Apple II...

'''MATT:''' C+

'''MIKE:''' C++

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Low-res graphics text interface—

'''MIKE:''' He threw a spear, at this dinosaur—

'''MATT:''' He threw a rock at one, to knock the spear out of the little dinosaur's mouth.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhh. And it showed the animation of the rock falling against the, uh— across the screen.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' So this is done in the style of the original children's book, uh, that [[Craig Zobel]], and I— myself made in 1996. Um, so these were the original— That drawing of Coach Z was done, like a couple of years later.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I like that little, like, that little lip, the little flair on the "Z" that used to exist—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Because like— 'Cause he was originally going to have hair like that, didn't he?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah he had like—

'''MATT:''' On like some early drawings you did, where it has a little "Z" hair sort of.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I like the way he walks, there. It looks good, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, man.

'''MATT:''' So this whole email, we got very far into this email and then completely rewrote it.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, if you watch the, um, Making of the Hundredth Email time-lapse which is on this DVD in the Bonus Features section—

'''MATT:''' Three disc set, Strong Bad Emails DVD!

'''MIKE:''' That's right. But anyway, if you watch, you can see me making graphics if you look closely of, like, Strong— of Homestar wearing sandals.

'''MATT:''' Yeah he's got the duckshirt on, but it's like regular graphics. It's—

'''MIKE:''' It's using the regular style, yeah. It's before we decided to do— and you can see, like, in the second day of the time-lapse, Matt's looking— like writing, and is pretty much rewriting the whole thing.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Um, there was lots of stuff about his duckshirt, like, originally, Marzipan gives him his star shirt.

'''MATT:''' Right. Er, we kinda overdid the origin of things.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Like, we were explaining—

'''MIKE:''' Because Strong Bad had a star shirt on, too, and he tore it off because he didn't want to wear one—

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' —because Homestar had one too—

'''MATT:''' And he had never put a shirt on since then.

'''MIKE:''' And that was why— And that was why Strong Bad never wore a shirt again.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That's a good Marzipan mouth. ''{imitating Strong Bad}'' Augh!

'''MIKE:''' Do it, Strong Bad, do it!

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' That little silhouette— The yellow silhouetted thing is a staple of the Dennis the Menace comics.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That's right!

'''MIKE:''' Usually the third frame is the yellow silhouette.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' It's true.

'''MIKE:''' I love that.

'''MATT:''' And so in the Easter egg, the fishsticks do sort of explain why the King of Town is— is fat—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —and got this lifestyle.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that old Bubs! Lookin' good!

'''MATT:''' That's of course, uh, on the left side is, uh, Mr. Bland—

'''MIKE:''' —doing cartwheels. Then on the right is Senor— Señor.

'''MATT:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble is his full name. Now Strong Mad is great. And Strong Sad too, is— got little stubs for arms. I like how this is like— Homestar's so excited. ''{Mike laughs}'' He's sat down and is like crowded around the campfire. We should make that.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So, are we gonna do the commentary of him saying "email" a hundred times?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we should talk over it anyway.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, what should we talk about? Maybe um...

'''MATT:''' Anything else about this email? This hundredth email? It was kind of a—

'''MIKE:''' It took three days to make—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was defin—

'''MIKE:''' Took a long time to make.

'''MATT:''' It's one of the longest ones. One of the biggest file size-wise.

'''MIKE:''' Um—

'''MATT:''' What did w— Oh, we had just met for the first time Jonathan Howe, the guy that programs all our games for us. We had just met him in person for the first time, and came down to visit, and then he left on... Monday morning? Or was it Sunday?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think Monday morning.

'''MATT:''' Oh, no no, he left Sunday morning and then we started working—

'''MIKE:''' This was Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, and we put it up on Tuesday night.

'''MATT:''' But we didn't decide to make the hundredth email, we had been kind of putting it off because we knew we had to make it a big deal. And so we didn't do it until, like, uh, we decided it that day, basically, right? On that Sunday, that we were like, "Ah, let's just do it," like we were going to do some other update or do— or try and put it off, and we just decided to pull the trigger on it or we'd always be putting it off.

'''MIKE:''' There. We're done.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' Lemonade Stand.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Dennis the Menace (US)|Dennis the Menace]] is a long-running comic strip featuring the adventures of a mischievous young boy.
*"Lemonade Stand" probably refers to the [[Wikipedia:Apple II family|Apple II]] game, which featured a graphic similar to the glass of water.

== See Also ==

* [[Original Book]]
* [[Main Page 20]]

== External Links ==

{{preforumsbemailextlinks|ahundred}}*[[HR:sbemail100_zeen.swf|View the Flash file for the Limozeen Easter egg]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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date

2007-06-29T17:41:54Z

NightDaemon: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:sbemail81.png|thumb|What ''really'' happens when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date?]]

Somebody asks Strong Bad what a date with Homestar and Marzipan is like. The chilling result gives everyone the jibblies.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Bear holding a Shark]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Strong Badia]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 18, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:10

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking typing noises as he types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep... ''{hits enter}'' ...tick.

''{reads}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Here's a question for ya. What do 
you think happens when Homestar and 
Marzipan go on a date? 
 
Dynomite 
Boston, MA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Dyn-o-MITE!" for the addressee's name, and says "...uh, and the state Boston's in." for MA.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know I've done a lotta thinking on the subject. And yes, Boston, you guessed it, it gimme the jibblies. So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the...

''{Strong Bad brings up the a> prompt and types '''run hsramerdsxr.exe''' as he keeps talking}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...''Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR''! ''{the game's title screen appears}'' Using the most state-of-the-art polygoniest technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting. I think it would go a little something...a-like-a-dis-a.

''{Strong Bad dismisses the title screen, and the camera switches to the Compy's monitor. 3D, polygon-heavy images of Marzipan and Homestar Runner stand on the screen with a pixelated backdrop of the standard grassy field. Below the scene, there are words for each character: '''Duh!''', '''Buh!''', '''Fuh!''', and '''???'''. As Strong Bad clicks on the words, the character gains a quote bubble with the appropriate word:}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{on screen}'' DUH!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' FUH! DUH! DUH!

'''MARZIPAN:''' BUH! DUH! FUH! Strong Bad is on point!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' FUH!

''{Strong Bad exits the program.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that gives you a pretty good idea of the lurking horrors. But to really experience it firsthand we'd need to, like, get the Cheat to hide some kinda hidden camera, you know, in, maybe, that marshmallow place they always go to. So, we did. Let's check it out!

''{Cut to a TV labeled "Strong Bad's New Secret Security Camera Monitor." It turns on, and we see a low-quality black and white feed of Homestar Runner and Marzipan sitting at a table. In the background the front door is visible, it has the text "Marshmallow's Last Stand" on it. Marzipan is frowning.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{on screen}'' Okay, okay, okay! Let's play again! What do you think I'll say next? Sid Hoffman, or Sid ''French''man?

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the dumbest game I've ever played.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, c'mon! You're just being sore because you're losin'.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, I'll go with Sid Hoffman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sid Hoffffff...frenchman! Sorry! You lose again. I said Sid Frenchman.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you said Sid Hoffrenchman. That was not even a choice.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, jeez. I don't think I can handle much more of this. Let's see what else we got on the tube.

''{Strong Bad changes the channel to CAM 2. Strong Sad appears on the screen. As he talks, the camera zooms in and smashes him in the face as Strong Mad grunts offscreen. Strong Sad gains lumps on his forehead throughout the ordeal.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{punched}'' Ow! ''{punched}'' Please! ''{punched}'' Quit! ''{punched}'' Punching! ''{punched twice}'' Me-in-the-face! ''{punched five times}'' Since when did you start wearing a class ring?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, beautiful!

'''STRONG SAD:''' With a camera in it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, big bro!

''{Strong Bad changes to CAM 3, a view of Strong Badia.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Everything seems to be in order in Strongbadi—

''{The Cheat walks into the sight of the camera. He looks around.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Perfect timing. Check out my security counter-measures.

''{The Cheat touches the Tire and is instantly shocked by electricity.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams in Cheat-speak}'' MAAAAHHH! ''{looks miffed}''

''{A wooden prop of a bear holding a shark springs up.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams louder, runs away wide-eyed}'' MAH!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Muwahaha! Look at the little guy run! The Cheat ''totally'' freaks out whenever he sees a bear holding a shark.

''{Strong Bad switches back to CAM 1. Homestar is now kicking Marzipan in the shins.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Marzipan, can you feel that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeahh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What ''is'' that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you're kicking me in the shins.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I think I'd remember something like that.

''{Homestar continues kicking Marzipan as Strong Bad talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys. ''{waves at the screen}'' We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with Super Mud!

''{Homestar takes a quick sip of his "coffee" and immediately spits it all into Marzipan's face, while still kicking her in the shins.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho! That's great!

''{View returns to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine. The Paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing}'' I gotta go reset that bear-shark. You guys can play that game if you want.

''{Strong Bad types "a> run hsramerdsxr.exe" and leaves.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the words "Lurking Horrors" to see a pulsating "Lurking Horrors" logo.
*At the end, Click on "Marzipan's" to see more of what goes on during a Homestar and Marzipan date.
:''{Cut to the camera footage of Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chun king! Chun king!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar...
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chun king! Chun king!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, what are you doing?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chun king! Chun king! Chun king! Chun king! Chun king!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Stop it. You're getting on my nerves.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm ''trying'' to order the chun king.
*Click on the words "[[Super Mud]]" to see a can of it.
*Click on the words "That Game" to play [[Homestar's "Sid" game]].
*Click on "hsramerdsxr.exe" to play Strong Bad's ''[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]'' game.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*[[Mike Chapman]] provides the characters' voices in the dating simulation, making them sound very much like their [[Powered by The Cheat]] versions.
*Based on actual emails checked, rather than episodes filmed, this is the 100th email.

===Remarks===
*The [[Compy 386]] seems to have a mouse in this email, though we still never see it.
*The Cheat touches the tire and gets a shock. However, the tire is made of rubber and rubber doesn't conduct electricity.
*Marzipan says that Homestar is kicking her in the "shins", continuing the ongoing debate regarding her physical anatomy.
*At the end of the email, when Strong Bad puts "hsramerdsxr.exe" on the screen, he only presses Enter instead of typing the whole file name in.

===Goofs===
*The Marzipan and Homestar characters in Strong Bad's video game are not rasterized, giving them a much higher resolution than all other elements in the game.
*The table appears to be levitating, as there is no leg in the middle holding it up. One may think that Marzipan's dress is concealing it, but when Homestar kicks Marzipan in the shins her dress moves to the right just enough to show that there is no leg.
*The kicking sound constantly plays during this part, sometimes even when Homestar is not kicking Marzipan.
*There seems to be a space in the word "close". The space is between "c" and "lose" at the end of the e-mail.
*When Strong Mad is punching Strong Sad, the wall doesn't move, as if Strong Sad is going into Strong Mad's fist, rather than Strong Mad punching Strong Sad.

===Glitches===
*You can cheat on the Sid game by clicking the other answer before Homestar says it completely.
*When Marzipan blinks on the closed-circut TV, her eyelids revert to their regular color.
*Originally, if you got 20 points in the Sid game, it would show you a "prize" - an image of Strong Bad on his computer with an "M" on it. It was obviously a glitch, and has since been fixed; the game now continues indefinitely, with no prize or anything.
*If you activate the "Lurking Horrors" Easter egg just before the scene at the television, the sound of the Easter egg will keep playing as Strong Bad turns on the TV.

===Inside References===
*The Cheat touching the [[Tire]] is a reference to the email "[[i rule]]."
*"[[Jibblies]]" is a reference to the e-mail [[your friends]].
*The noise in the lurking horrors Easter egg is the same as the secret eating banner in [[Meet Marshie]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's delivery of the word "Dynomite" is a reference to the popular catchphrase from the '70s TV series [[Wikipedia:Good Times|''Good Times'']].
*Homestar's coffee being replaced is a reference to old [[Wikipedia:Folgers|Folger's]] Crystals commercials, where they would secretly replace a restaurant diner's coffee with Folger's, and see if he could tell the difference.

===Fast Forward===
*The [[Bear holding a Shark]] returns in various toons, and its history is elaborated on in [[myths & legends]].

== DVD Version ==
*To access the Lurking Horrors and [[Super Mud]] Easter eggs, use the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The Dating Sim XR game is disabled for obvious reasons.
*The Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman Easter egg is still accessible, though it is now a video clip instead of an interactive game.
*The DVD version features hidden audio commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Here we are again in... commentary with Marzipan— by Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, thanks for inviting me, Mike and Matt.

'''MIKE:''' No problem. ''{laughs}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I guess—I know you haven't asked yet, but in my opinion... I think that this Dynomite person... I think it's really none of his business.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, what goes on on a date?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's between you and Homestar.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I agree, but don't forget, we're acting, you know, Homestar's not really my boyfriend.

'''MIKE:''' ''{amused}'' Really? He just plays your boyfriend on Strong Bad Emails?

'''MATT:''' He doesn't do a very good job of playing your boyfriend.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Mm, that's true, but I— I have several other boyfriends.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes, but let— I— ''{becomes quiet}'' I don't want to discuss that subject.

'''MATT:''' Have you ever played this game that Strong Bad made of you guys?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I did play it a couple of times.

'''MIKE:''' ''{indiscernible}''

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' That’s pretty good, there. That 3D Marzipan, that’s pretty advanced.

'''MIKE:''' Your voice is pretty good, too.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, uh— again, I’m impressed with the costume design.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You know, that’s me doing the voice, Marzipan, for that game.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That’s Mike—

'''MARZIPAN:''' I was wondering, yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —doing your voice.

'''MIKE:''' It sounded just like you, though.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I— Mike, I— I don’t think you’re very good at impersonating me.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I’m great at impersonating all the characters.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Mike, don’t— please don’t touch me.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Marzipan. ''{laughs}'' Do you and Homestar play this game a lot?

'''MARZIPAN:''' We don’t. In— a little bit later here... I had asked for a stunt... woman to be brought in.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, when he’s kicking you, you mean?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' But...

'''MARZIPAN:''' But they didn’t bring one in.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I— I can’t imagine that it would be very easy to find a stunt double for you.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Most people don’t have your— you have a unique physique.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, they had wigs, you know. ''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Is that table just sitting on you guys’ laps? ''{laughs}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was ''extremely'' uncomfortable, I was very unhappy with the production designer.

'''MATT:''' It looks like you’re carryin’ more of the weight, there. Why doesn’t that table have, like, a— s— legs or a stand?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I don’t know, they just don’t treat us very well sometimes.

'''MATT:''' Somebody’s not treatin’ Strong Sad very well right now.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I know, I know. We’re gonna call the union in eventually.

'''MATT:''' Here’s your— is this one of your real boyfriends? The Cheat?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Umm, I don’t wanna go there, Matt. ''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Ohh! ''{laughs}'' Excuse me! What do you think of that bear shark? I think that sha—that thing is kinda cute.

'''MARZIPAN:''' He i— he is attractive.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ow! See? I just can't even watch that.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' So w— are those really your shins?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, don't tell anybody, but... I don't really have legs.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{amused}'' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, yeah, but again, I really don't want to go there.

'''MATT:''' All right. Maybe we shouldn'ta put it on the DVD.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{sound of displeasure}'' ''{Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''MIKE:''' You don't seem to be enjoying yourself very much, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that wasn't mud, it— it was actually chocolate, because that's what I requested, but...

'''MIKE:''' Oh, that's good.

'''MATT:''' That's not bad—

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —getting squirted in the face with chocolate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' But then when Homestar tried to lick it off at the end of the—

'''MIKE:''' Eww.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Eww, stop.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, it was really gross.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===

'''MIKE:''' So what do you think of this, Marzipan? ''{laughs}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I— I was thinking we should go out and get some Vietnamese, or Thai, or some kinda Asian lunch, after this.

'''MIKE:''' ''{indiscernible}''

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' That sounds good.

'''MIKE:''' I'll do it.

== See also ==

*[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]
*[[Homestar's "Sid" Game]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail81.html|watch "date"]]
*[[HR:sbemail81.swf|view the Flash file for "date"]]

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User talk:NightDaemon

2007-06-28T15:45:35Z

NightDaemon:

== [[Unusual Greetings#Weclome|Weclome!]] ==

Hey there, NightDaemon, and welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki! Your user name reminds me of [[secret identity#Transcript|this Email intro]] — is it intentional? Also, nice job {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Interrupted_Conversations&curid=22677&diff=475015&oldid=468910 adding this interrupted conversation}}. Well, I hope you enjoy your time here at the wiki; we're glad to have you as a contributor! If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to [[User talk:Trey56|stop by my talk page]]. Welcome again! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:49, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I've been using the name for years, long before my eyes were opened to the awesome that is Strong Bad, though it refers (at least in part) to the same basic thing. It's good to be online contributing stuff etcetera, I've been watching SBemails since... early Compy days. Good Times. [[User:NightDaemon|NightDaemon]] 17:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Peasant's Quest Responses

2007-06-28T15:12:12Z

NightDaemon:

[[Image:PQ_look_footprints.png|thumb|300px|> LOOK FOOTPRINTS]]
The [[Peasant's Quest]] game relies on text commands to complete objectives in the game. While there are programmed responses to all of the necessary actions in the game's storyline, the game contains many responses to unproductive commands as well.

{| border="0" class="toc"
! align="center" | {{int:toc}}
|-
| align="left" |
*[[#Walkthrough Messages|1 Walkthrough Messages]]
*[[#The Three Keepers' Messages|2 The Three Keepers' Messages]]
**[[#The First Keeper|2.1 The First Keeper]]
**[[#The Second Keeper|2.2 The Second Keeper]]
**[[#The Third Keeper|2.3 The Third Keeper]]
*[[#Area Descriptions|3 Area Descriptions]]
*[[#Other Productive Responses|4 Other Productive Responses]]
**[[#Constructive Conversations|4.1 Constructive Conversations]]
**[[#Useful Documents|4.2 Useful Documents]]
**[[#Helpful Hints|4.3 Helpful Hints]]
*[[#Unproductive Responses|5 Unproductive Responses]]
|}

==Walkthrough Messages==
{{spoiler}}
The following are the messages displayed while completing the minimal number of tasks to achieve a perfect score. Note that different messages may be displayed for a game completed differently (e.g. if the Three Keepers' questions are answered), and that there are [[#Unproductive Responses|many other messages]] that may be displayed in response to inputs that are not constructive and/or not essential to completion of the game.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Points !! Command !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| 0 || (intro) || YOU are Rather Dashing, a humble peasant living in the peasant kingdom of Peasantry. You return home from a vacation on Scalding Lake only to find that TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR has burninated your thatched roof cottage along with all your goods and services. With nothing left to lose, you swear to get revenge on the Wingaling Dragon in the name of burninated peasants everywhere. || 3B
|-
| 0 || (intro) || You head east towards the mountain atop which TROGDOR lives. || 3C
|-
| 0 || (intro) || That's a nice looking lake. || 3D
|-
| 0 || (intro) || You can start playing in a second here. || 2D
|-
| 0 || (intro) || Okay, go for it. || 2E
|-
| 1 || get pebbles || You grab up a handful of fairly substantial pebbles. You make sure to get an even mix of sedentary, igneous, and, um, sureptitious rocks. || 3C
|-
| 2 || put rocks in bucket || You plunk all your pebbles into the bucket. The weight causes it to descend to the bottom of the well with a quickness! || 1D
|-
| 0 || turn crank || "The crank seems to have loosened and you haul the bucket back up. What's this? Why there's a monster maskus in there! No doubt leftover from some pagan ritual. Silly pagans. You grab up the scary moster maskus. Man, this thing could scare a horse! || 1D
|-
| 2 || talk man || "Oh, hi. I'm Mendelev," says the archer. "I used to run a shooting range here with my brother Dongolev. But we don't talk so much anymore. I haven't seen him in a Jhonka's age. If you ever run into him, tell him I said 'haldo'. "You mean 'hello,'" you ask? "Oh, um. No. Shut up. I said 'haldo' and I meant 'haldo.' Tell him I said 'haldo.'"
|| 2D
|-
| 2 || wear mask || You slip on the hideous monster maskus. You scared the crap outta Poor Gary! He broke on through to the other side! || 1A
|-
| 3 || haldo || the archer stops arching and turns to you. "My brother told you to tell me haldo? He must want to start the old business back up!" || Hidden glen
|-
| 2 || get arrow || You pick out a really good one and yank it from the tree. Hooray! Now you have an arrow! || Hidden glen
|-
| 0 || open door || You open er up and head on in. || 4D
|-
| 1 || get chicken feed || You used to eat this stuff like crazy when you were a kid and your parents weren't watching (which was all too often). You grab several large handfuls. || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 0 || (on leaving baby lady cottage) || the baby lady calls after you, "Hey, you're on some quest right? Well, the little squirt here lost something of mine in the yard the other day. It's yours if you can find it." || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 0 || get berries (first bush) || You reach into the bush to snag some berries but they all just squish in your hand. || 4D
|-
| 0 || get berries (second bush) || Man, nothing in this bush but squished berries either. || 4D
|-
| 0 || get berries (third bush) || Too bad you don't want any squished berries, cuz hey: jackpot! || 4D
|-
| 2 || get berries (fourth bush) || You reach into the bush to snag you some berries but instead find a Super Trinket! These things are awesome! You have a sneaking suspicion that SOMEONE in this game will need this thing. || 4D
|-
| 2 || throw chicken feed || You toss the feed into the lake. You shed a tear for each one. "Goodbye, Monty" you sniff. "Bye Delga, Rasputin. Farewell, Combledon!" and so forth. Woah! That crotchety old man just caught a pantload of fish! "Now I can get back to running the inn," he says and rows to shore and hauls his boat out and cleans, guts, and filets all the fish and a buncha other stuff we didn't animate. || 3D
|-
| 2 || give super trinket || "That'll work," says Mendelev. Just hit 3 bullseyes and you win the SuperTime FunBow TM!" "The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the SPACE BAR operates the bow. You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a nice shot off but we don't give lessons so you're on your own." || 2C
|-
| 3 || (get [X]=3-5 bullseyes) || "Nice shootin! [X] hits." Says Mendelev. "Here's your prize!" You got the SuperTime FunBow TM! We don't sell ammo, so you'll have to find your own arrows for it. || 2C
|-
| 5 || shoot Kerrek with bow || Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking. A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you. || 1B or 4C
|-
| 10 || get belt || You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now. || 1B or 4C
|-
| 2 || (walk into mud puddle) || Now you've done it! You're covered in sticky, albeit fine smelling, mud. Your "Scalding Lake" T-shirt is all soiled, too. You just washed it last harvest! || 2B
|-
| 3 || jump into hay || You've not known much better than a roll in the hay alone. You leap in the hay like a two years old boy. Uh oh. The hay sticks to your muddy body. You're a walking hay bale! Just like that one guy from that one show! || 2A
|-
| 0 || (walk to Jhonka's cave) || Hey, nice disguise! The Jhonka doesn't seem to notice you. || 3A
|-
| 7 || steal riches || Oh OH! A stiff breeze blew all the hay and, surprisingly, the mud off of you! "You take my riches?!" growls the Jhonka. || 3A
|-
| 0 || No || "Okay. Lemme know if you see riches anywhere," he grunts and goes back to his hopping. You smooth talker, you. || 3A
|-
| 0 || open door || You open er up and head on in. || 4D
|-
| 5 || give riches || "My riches!!" she screams and snatches up every last gold coin. "Thanks, sucker! Here you go!" she shoves the baby into your hands and bolts out the door. You later learn that she does this all the time and is wanted throughout the countryside. Those riches probably WERE the Jhonka's and who knows whose baby that is. Well, it's yours now. || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 0 || (on leaving baby lady cottage) || This place is dead anyway. || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 5 || throw baby || Something tells you this is a good idea and you lob the little one into the lake. You won't be arrested after all! The little guy has resurfaced safely, carrying an old bottle of soda. You take the soda and stow your swaddling buddy for takeoff. || 3C
|-
| 3 || put baby in bucket || Okay, Father of the Year. You put a baby in a bucket and it quickly descends deep into the well. Yours is a black, black heart. || 1C
|-
| 2 || turn crank || You haul the bucket back up. Lucky for you, the baby is still in it and appears to be unscathed. As a bonus, it looks like he found a Meatball sub down there. Score! You take the sub. Oh, and the baby. You take the baby. || 1C
|-
| 0 || open door || You open the door and step inside the inn. || 3E
|-
| 5 || give baby || "Well lookit that little guy!" says the Innkeeper. "You want a treat, do ya? What do babies like?" He fishes around in his pockets. "Um, how bout my medication!" You grab the bottle of pills before he can force them on the baby. "Hey, those were for him!" || inn
|-
| 2 || move rock || You slide the stone over to reveal a little hole. If only you could cut off your arms, legs, and head you might be able to squeeze through! || 4A
|-
| 5 || put baby into the hole || Deploying Q-Baby... Way to go, baby! It got the cottage door opened and headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow. You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer. He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for never being there. || 4A
|-
| 0 || open drawer || There's a vintage peasant robe in there! Just like grampa used to wear. || Mysterious cottage
|-
| 10 || get robe || Yeah! Get that robe! || Mysterious cottage
|-
| 1 || close drawer || Aww, how thoughtful and boring of you. Break into this peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. You're a real saint. || Mysterious cottage
|-
| 3 || wear robe || You slip into the vintage robe. It smells like grampa's lap. Now you're lookin like a serious peasant. || anywhere
|-
| 0 || open door || You open the door and step inside the inn. || 3E
|-
| 3 || get room || "Okay, youngster," says the decrepit old person. "Just bed on down for the night and I'm sure I'll remember to collect the fee come morning." Night falls like a bad power point presentation. What an uncomfortable bed! You sleep for maybe 20 minutes before the extreme pain in your spine forces you to get up.|| Inside giant inn
|-
| 2 || get pot || You reach way up to the top shelf. Oh great! Now you can't see a thing and your head is covered in highly flammable horse grease. You better get out of here before that disgusting old man comes back. || Inside giant inn
|-
| 3 || (exiting inn with pot on head) || Phew! You discard the big black pot and wipe the horse grease from your eyes. The hood of your robe is still covered in highly flammable horse grease, though. || 3E
|-
| 10 || (walking under candle in burninated trees) || Whoa! The horse grease on your robe caught fire! You're a for-real peasant now. || 4E
|-
| 0 || (exiting 4E) || Man, screens sure get light fast around here. || 1E, 3E, or 4D
|-
| 7 || talk knight || Lookin good, Mr. Peasant. Good luck with ol' Beefy Arm up there. This is it! You can finally get revenge on Trogdor! Nice work so far, stupid! Please insert floppy disk 2 into Drive B and press enter. Disk read error. Please insert floppy disk 2 into Drive B and press enter. || 2E
|-
| 0 || climb || With a new determination you dig your fingers into the cliff face and begin to haul yourself up the mountain like you were in a sports drink commercial The mountain starts rumbling and big loose boulders start tumblin down. You'd best avoid thems. || Cliff base
|-
| 3 || (successfully climbing the cliff without dying) || Nice jorb climbing the cliff. You have a real way with those arrow keys. || Cliffland heights
|-id="bribery_route"
| 0 || (approached by first keeper) || Foolish peasant! How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber! You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too! You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword. And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly. Unless you happen to have something to eat on ya. Then we could forego my question. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 5 || give sandwich || No way! I was just kidding but you've really got a meatball sub. This rules! Here, you can have the Trog-Shield. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 0 || (approached by second keeper) || Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question! Or we could call it even if I had an ice cold drink right now. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 5 || give soda || Sweet deal, peasant. I underestimated you. Wear this Trog-Helmet with style. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 0 || (approached by third keeper) || Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION! That is, unless you've got something for my lower back. Man, it's killin me! || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 5 || give pills || Whoa! Where'd you find this stuff? I don't think this is even legal anymore. These babies'll definitely smote LUMBAGO the, um, LOWER BACKINATOR!! The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 0 || (enter Trogdor's cave) || the beaded curtain slams shut behind you. There's no turning back now. || Trogdor's posh lair
|-
| 7 || throw sword || This is it! You hurl the Trog-Sword with all your might at the sleeping Burninator. Now you've done it! Trogdor's awake and the Trog-Sword doesn't seem to be doing a whole lot. Your legs lock in fear, your eyes glaze over and you wish for some Depeasant adult undergarments. But you think you hear Trogdor whimpering! Aw crap, that's you whimpering. At least your voice still works, I guess.|| Trogdor's posh lair
|-
| 10 || talk trogdor || You scream that your name is Rather Dashing and that Trogdor burninated your cottage and you're here for revenge! "Sup, mortal," booms Trogdor. "I really appreciate you making the effort to come all the way up here and vanquish me and all. But, I'm kinda indestructible." "Yeah, I can't be killed. I'm surprised nobody mentioned that to you. I'll admit though, you've gotten farther than anybody else ever has. I bet they'll make a statue or something in honor of you somewheres. "I can honestly say it'll be a pleasure and an honor to burninate you, Rather Dashing." Aw that sure was nice of him! Congratulations! You've won! No one can kill Trogdor but you came closer than anybody ever! Way to go! || Trogdor's posh lair
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Peasant's Quest Written by Matt, Jonathan, and Mike || 3D
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Programmed by Jonathan || 1E
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| 0 || (credits) || Graphics by Mike and Matt || 3A
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Quality Assurance Types: Neal Stamper, Don Chapman, and John Radle Nice work on winning and everything. THE END || 3B
|}

==The Three Keepers' Messages==
There are several messages that the game may return while [[Rather Dashing]] is answering questions of [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]. The simplest way to complete this part of the game is to bribe the Keepers; the messages returned in this case are listed [[Peasant's Quest Responses#bribery_route|above]]. If Rather Dashing has not acquired the three items necessary to bribe the Keepers, however, he must answer a question from each of them. The messages returned while answering their questions are listed here.

===The First Keeper===
====Introductory Message====
How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber! You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too! You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword. And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly.
====Possible Questions====
''The First Keeper will ask you one of the following questions (the correct answer is '''bolded'''):''
:Okay here goes. What did you win from the Archery game?
:A. SuperBow FunTime TM
:'''B. SuperTime FunBow TM'''
:C. SuperFun BowTime TM
 
:Okay here goes. What does Mendelev have you tell Dongolev?
:'''A. Haldo'''
:B. Hallo
:C. Allo
 
:Okay here goes. What is the only creature the Jhonka fears?
:A. Poor Gary
:B. The Baby
:'''C. The Kerrek'''

====Response to Correct Answer====
"Ah crap! You're right. Here, take this stupid Trog-Shield!"
====Response to Incorrect Answer====
"Sorry peasant! You fail! And as punishment, you will be turned into...RON CUMBERDALE!!"
 
You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is.
 
"Just this kid from 4th grade that I really hated. But he was a BIG LOSER and HE SMELLED!"
 
Well, you not exactly dead. But there's no way you could defeat Trogdor as Ron Cumberdale. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.

===The Second Keeper===
====Introductory Message====
Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question!
====Possible Questions====
:Listen careful now. Which one of these letters is the letter C?
:A. B
:'''B. C'''
:C. A
 
:Listen careful now. How many berry bushes are there in the whole kingdom of Peasantry?
:A. 4
:'''B. 5'''
:C. 6
 
:Listen careful now. What was the Innkeeper's pantry full of?
:A. Epsom Salts
:B. Epson Printers
:'''C. Old Man Rub'''
====Response to Correct Answer====
"That's right. Oh. This sucks. Guess I have to give you this Trog-Helmet. Dang."
====Response to Incorrect Answer====
"WRONG! You are hereby cursed to write corny folk songs for the rest of eternity! The kind that only OLD PEOPLE LIKE!!"
 
Well, you not exactly dead. But you certainly can't face Trogdor after writing 'Wheat Grows Sweet, But My Gal's Sweeter'. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.

===The Third Keeper===
====Introductory Message====
Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!
====Possible Questions====
:Riddle me this. To whom did the robe you're wearing originally belong?
:A. Nobleman Nicholas
:B. Nina Neverawesome
:'''C. Naked Ned'''
 
:Riddle me this. What color are the leaves on the tree that grows by the well?
:'''A. Orange'''
:B. Green
:C. Yellow
 
:Riddle me this. Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow?
:A. West to East
:B. Northwest to South
:'''C. Northeast to Southwest'''
====Response to Correct Answer====
"Uh oh. You got it right. Trogdor's gonna kill me. Okay, you can have the Trog-Sword. Just promise not to kill any Trogdor's with it, kay?"
 
You just stare at the Keeper blankly.
 
"Okay fine! You can have the dumb thing anyways. Trogdor's through the beaded curtain over there."
 
The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant.
====Response to Incorrect Answer====
YES! I was hoping you'd get mine wrong. No Trog-Sword for you. In fact, no skin for you either!
 
Wow. You sure dead. You had a good run, though. Thanks for playin.

''Note: if you fail to provide "A", "B", or "C" as an answer to any of the above questions, the Keeper will ask the question again, replacing the first sentence with the following one:'' Peasant fool! Choose A, B, or C!

==Area Descriptions==
By typing "look" in an area, you can receive a description of the surrounding area. Sometimes descriptions change as events come to pass.

*'''Hidden Glen:''' Well, looky here! A hidden glen! You LOVE hidden glens. This one has some kinda archer in it.
**''{after Dongelev leaves}'' You're in a hidden glen. There's a tree with zillions of arrows in it.
*'''Poor Gary's Glen ([[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|A1]]):''' Hey! There's a rotten ol' horse over there!
*'''Kerrek Tracks 1 (B1):''' There are large hoof prints in the grass here.
**''{no Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the the [sic] grass here. And it smells like a public latrine.
**''{living Kerrek}'' It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!
**''{dead Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass.
**''{rotting Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek.
**''{skeletal Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here.
*'''Old Well (C1):''' There's a really generic well here. Oh, and apparently it's autumn on this screen.
*'''Yellow Tree (D1):''' Rushing river [[b/w]] yellow tree.
*'''Waterfall (E1):''' There's a beautiful, magical waterfall cascading down the cliff side.
*'''That Hay Bale (A2):''' Well, there's that big bale of hay over there.
**''{when in hay disguise, anywhere}'' Right now, you see a bunch of hay.
*'''That Mud Puddle (B2):''' There's a dried out mud puddle. It's all caked and cracked like the kind rock stars are always standing on.
**''{when raining}'' Not much to see. 'Sides that big mud puddle.
*'''Archery Range (C2):''' You've come across some kind of shooting gallery. There's a depressed looking archer at the desk there.
*'''River and Stone (D2):''' Not much to see. River's got a rock in it.
*'''Mountain Pass (E2):''' You've reached the mountain pass that leads to Trogdor's lair. A royal knight blocks the entrance.
*'''Jhonka's Cave (A3):''' There's a little cave with a little door with a little note on it.
**''{before getting riches, after Kerrek is killed}'' There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.A fat pile of riches lies next to him.
**''{after the Kerrek is killed}'' There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.
*'''Your Burninated Cottage (B3):''' The remains of your thatched-roof cottage lie before you. You swear revenge against Trogdor.
*'''Pebble Lake West (C3):''' There's definitely half a lake here with a sandy shore.
*'''Pebble Lake East (D3):''' Why it's half a lake.
**''{when the old man is fishing}'' Why it's half a lake.With a fisherman in it. And he's fishing!
*'''Outside Giant Inn (E3):''' There's a giant Inn here. It takes up, like, the entire screen.
**'''Inside Giant Inn:''' What a dump! Only one bed and no minibar? The Innkeeper stands behind the desk and there's a door that's closed.
**'''Inside Giant Inn:''' ''{at night}'' It's still dark out. The grimey old Innkeeper is gone and he left the pantry open.
*'''Outside Mysterious Cottage: (A4)''' There's a run-of-the-mill non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy.
**'''Inside Mysterious Cottage:''' This place could use some serious sprucing of the 'up' variety. There's a dresser over there and a broom kind of silhouetted all mysterious like.
*'''Wavy Tree (B4):''' Nothing special here except for that weird wavy tree.
*'''Kerrek Tracks 2 (C4):''' ''{same as Kerrek Tracks 1}''
*'''Outside Baby Lady Cottage (D4):''' There's a ranch-style thatched roof cottage here. There are also what appear to be four crunch berry bushes but you can't be sure.
**'''Inside Baby Lady Cottage:''' What a depressing little cottage. It reeks of single parent. A lady rocks her baby in a chair. A mostly empty shelf sits against one wall.
**'''Inside Baby Lady Cottage:''' ''{after the baby lady leaves}'' What a depressing little cottage. It reeks of single parent. There is one of those self-rocking chairs. A mostly empty shelf sits against one wall.
*'''Burninated Trees (E4):''' A signal lantern of some kind hangs from a burninated tree.
**''{at night}'' A burning signal lantern hangs from a severely burninated tree.
*'''Cliff Base:''' You're at the base of a very climbable cliff that leads to Trogdor's lair. This cliff is huge - the kind where rocks start falling down the minute you try to climb it.
*'''Cliffland Heights:''' Wow! It sure gets creepy fast around here! What with all the lightning and scary cave entrances.
*'''Trogdor's Outer Sanctum:''' There are 3 openings with a little cliff in front of each. A beaded curtain hangs in a doorway on the far wall.
*'''Trogdor's Posh Lair:''' You're in a giant cavern which houses a giant dragon. You didn't shrink or anything.

==Other Productive Responses==
===Constructive Conversations===
There are some helpful residents of [[Peasantry]] who will provide you with tips about how to proceed in the game. While these conversations are not necessary for completion of the game, many are important to the game's storyline.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Character !! Command !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (at beginning of game) || You explain your situation to the knight. That Trogdor burninated your cottage and you've sworn revenge. You ask for passage up the mountain to settle your score. (Press RETURN to advance through conversations) "Hang on there, Trogdorkilla," says the knight. "I can only allow actual peasants up the mountain pass to face Trogdor. And you CLEARLY are not one." "Look, Dragonheart..." "You don't STINK like a peasant." "You don't DRESS like a peasant." "And you're definitely not ON FIRE like a peasant." "Once you're those 3 things, come back and maybe we can talk." "Be sure to LOOK around lots. Talk to everyone you see and ASK ABOUT stuff. Type HELP if you get confused and INVENTORY to see your worldly stuff. Type SAVE or LOAD to save or load your game. Duh." || 2E
|-id="belt_only"
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (after acquiring Kerrek's belt) || "Frankly, Matthew Broderick, you sure stink like a peasant. But you still don't DRESS like a peasant and you're not ON FIRE like a peasant." || 2E
|-id="robe_only"
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (after acquiring Naked Ned's robe) || "My dear Adso, you are dressed well but you don't STINK and you're not ON FIRE. Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum." || 2E
|-id="belt_and_robe"
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (after acquiring Kerrek's belt and Naked Ned's robe) || "Almost there, Dirk the Daring. You stink like a peasant and you dress like one too. But you're clearly still not ON FIRE." || 2E
|-
| [[Baby Lady & Her Baby#The Baby Lady|The Baby Lady]] || talk lady || "Hello, I'm-" you start but the lady cuts you off "Okay, here's why I let you in here," she explains. "My husband got squished by Trogdor. And to make matters worse, the insurance riches I got were stolen by Jhonka. Go steal them back for us and I'll give you something great." || Baby lady cottage
|-
| [[Old Man]] || talk man (before throwing chicken feed in lake) || You holler at the old man about Trogdor, but he just grumbles about the fish not biting. "Must be using the wrong bait..." he says, suggestively. || 3D
|-
| [[Old Man]] || talk man (after throwing chicken feed in lake) || "If you're interested in staying the night, just type 'get a room.'" || Inside giant inn
|-
| [[Old Man]] || get a room (without robe)|| "I only serve peasants here, fancypants!" barks the old guy. "Where's your robe?" || Inside giant inn
|}

===Useful Documents===
There are a few notes and documents lying around Peasantry that help Rather Dashing on his quest.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Item !! Command !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| [[Peasant's Quest Items#map|Map]] || get map || You tuck it nice-like into your short, short pants. Type MAP at nearly any time to check the map. || 3B
|-
| Note on [[Old Man]]'s door || read note (before throwing chicken feed in lake) || It says, "Gone Fishin" just like that grog coozie your cousin got you. || 3E
|-
| Note on [[Jhonka]]'s door || read note (before killing [[Kerrek]]) || It says "scared of kerrek. go way. -j" || 3A
|}

===Helpful Hints===
At times when you stray from the correct path in the game, the computer will respond with suggestions to help keep you on the right track.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Action !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| After jumping in the haystack, go from 2A to any screen except 3A || Drat. The winds are heavy on all but a couple of key screens... looks like you're no longer in stealth mode. || 1A or 2B
|-
| Type any command while the pot of horse grease is on your head || You need to get out of there before that smelly octogenarian gets back. || Inside giant inn
|-
| Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up || Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him. || Trogdor's Posh Lair
|}

==Unproductive Responses==
[[Image:closedrawer.PNG|thumb|300px|> CLOSE DRAWER]]
There are many messages that the game gives you when you input commands that are not essential to the game's storyline. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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===A===
*'''"Ask about _____":'''
**'''Baby:'''
***(to Baby Lady) - "This little guy's all I got left. If only someone would steal back all our riches from that filthy Jhonka."
**'''Fire:'''
***(to knight) - "Well, whenever I see peasants, they tend to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn."
***(to baby lady) - "You need fire? A couple of trees over by the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern over there or something." / "So should I ask that signal lantern?" you ask. / "I dunno man! Whattaya want from me?"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. / "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. What's a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever.
***(to Jhonka) - "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away."
**'''Jhonka:'''
***(to knight) - "Since the Kerrek showed up, we don't see the Jhonka so much anymore. He lives in that little cave over in west Peasantry."
***(to Baby Lady) - "That nasty thing killed my husband and took my riches!!" / "I thought Trogdor killed your husband," you interject. / "Oh right. Yeah. That's what I said. Trogband killed my husbdor."
***(to Jhonka) - "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
**'''Kerrek:'''
***(to knight) - "I call him Big Stinky. He's slow and stupid, but he'll pound you into milks meat without a second thought."
**'''Naked Ned:'''
***(to knight) - "That weirdo used to live over in west Peasantry but now I guess he just prances around the forest in his birthday suit."
***(to baby lady) - "Don't talk about that pervert in front of the baby here."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
***(to innkeeper) - "He used to be such a nice, clothed young man. Wonder what he's done with all his old clothes?"
**'''robe:'''
***(to knight) - "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those."
***(to baby lady) - "You can't have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in west Peasantry!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?"
***(to Jhonka) - ''see naked ned''
***(to innkeeper) - "I wear my robe hood-down so it's easier to trim my ear-hairs. If you need a robe, maybe try someone that's not using theirs."
**'''smell:'''
***(to knight) - "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
***(to baby lady) - "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse!" / "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
***(to innkeeper) - "Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat."
**'''trogdor:'''
***(to knight) - "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a jhonka."
***(to baby lady) - "I hope you kill that stupid dragon. My 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. / "Hey, shut up! That was me!" interrupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" says Dongolev. [sic] / "Did not!" / "Did so!" / "Did not!" / (You see where this is going.)
***(to Jhonka) - "All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
***(to innkeeper) - "Are you talking about that young green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers."
**'''anything else:'''
***(to knight) - "I don't know anything about that, short pants."
***(to baby lady) - "I dunno what you're talking about."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring."
***(to Jhonka) - "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said."
***(anywhere else) - "Ask about what?"
: * - You can only ask Mendelev and Dongolev when they're together.
*'''"attack sign"''' (at the Mountain Pass) - "I was being facetious, Mr. Smarty-short-pants. No sign attacking for you."

===B===
*'''"boo"''' (anywhere) - "Scared me."
*'''"break/kick/punch door"''' (at Outside mysterious cottage) - "Violence is not the answer."
*'''"break sign"''' (at Mountain Pass) - ''See "attack sign"''
*'''"break stump, sit on stump, etc."''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!"
*'''"buy kerrek a cold one"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now." '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].

===C===
*'''"[[The Cheat|cheat]]"''' (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
*'''"climb _____"'''
**'''"cliff"'''
***(anywhere near the bottom of the cliff) - "There aren't enough footholds and you don't have any carabeaners on you."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "They don't show how the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "Nope. It's too sheer."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Not going to dignify that with a response."
**'''"in bucket"''' (at the well) - "Your butt is too big."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
**'''"tree"'''
***(anywhere but at the wavy tree or hidden glen) - "But then your hands would get all sappy."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Naw, you'd probably figure out some way to kill yourself doing that."
***(at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
***(after getting a room in the inn) - "Naw. That's dumb. Do better."
*'''"close _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Already done. That was easy!"
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(without stealing the robe) - "Right, right. Wouldn't want to leave the robes out where any old guy trying to beat an adventure game could take them."
***(when it's closed) - "A riddle: What can be closed that is already closed? (hint: not this drawer)"
***(after getting the robe) - "Aww, how thoughtful and boring of you. Break into this peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. You're a real saint."
*'''"cut off arms, legs, and head"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try."

===D===
*'''"[[dan]]"''' (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
*'''"dance"''' (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
*'''"die"''' (anywhere) - "That wasn't very smart. You dead." '''Warning:''' This kills you.
*'''"drink"''' (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you./Which is nice."
*'''"drop baby"'''
**(once you have baby) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm." '''or''' "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!"
**(before you have baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**(at the well) - "Like where?"

===E===

===F===
*'''"feed horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen before scaring him) - "There's a good chance that horse has NEVER eaten. I doubt he'll start now."

===G===
*'''"get a room"''' (when on fire) - "\oard [sic] of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway."
*'''"get/take/steal _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed and not relevant to the plot)"''' - "You probably WISH you could get that."
**'''"arrow"'''
***(at the archery range) - "They have 'RANGE' printed on them, so it would be kind of embarrassing to have to shoot around with them. Also, that guy over there is giving you the evil eye."
***(at the secret glen while Dongolev is there) - "Something tells me now's not a good time." (you get the arrow anyway and Dongolev shoots you) "It wasn't a good time. Hey, my mom's making peasant-kabobs for dinner TOO! Right. Anyway. You dead. Thanks for playing, and try not to die." '''Warning:''' As you can see, this kills you.
***(at the secret glen after getting the first arrow OR at the secret glen after getting the second arrow after killing the Kerrek) - "You're pretty much all set on the arrow front. They're kinda cool, though."
***(at the secret glen after killing the Kerrek) - "You grab yet another arrow from the tree hoping to get some bonus points."
***(at Kerrek's body after killing the Kerrek) - "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn, after getting a room) - "You can't. It looks like it's been somehow olded to the desk."
**'''"belt"''' (after getting it) - "You totally got the belt already, as evidenced by the rancid cloud of odor that follows you like a shadow."
**'''"berries"'''
***(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) - "You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b."
***(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) - "You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser"
***(at the west side of the lake) - "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
**'''"bone/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww."
**'''"broom"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**'''"bucket"''' (at the well) - "You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots."
**'''"candle"''' (at night, in the inn) - "It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice."
**'''"chair"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is there) - "No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady."
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is gone) - "No. Too big for pants."
**'''"club"''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) - "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed."
**'''"drawer"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage after stealing feed) - "You don't need anymore. It might give rise to old temptations."
**'''"fire"'''
***(at the burninated tree at night, before getting the horse grease) - "You're just not flammable enough."
***(at the burninated tree at night, after getting the horse grease) - "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU."
***(at the burninated tree at night, after getting on fire) - "You're already on fire! What? You want to be MORE on fire?"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt."
**'''"gold/money"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
**'''"grease"''' (inside the inn, at night, when you already got the grease) - "You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "There's a huge bale a couple of screens over from here. Why bother stealing?"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain whether or not he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
**'''"lantern"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'."
**'''"mud"'''
***(when it's wet, before you fall in) - "You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you."
***(when it's wet, after you fall in) - "You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self."
**'''"map"''' (at your cottage, after you've gotten it) - "Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!"
**'''"note"'''
***(at Jhonka's cave) - "It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell."
***(outside the inn) - "What is it with you and notes?! No!!"
**'''"old man rub"''' (in the inn) - "You disgust me."
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - "Naw, it might be important to that wrinkly old loon."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "Weird. It's actually painted right into the wall. Like, the frame and everything."
**'''"pebbles"'''
***(after you've gotten them) - "Come now. We've been through this jaunty little bit before. You took them from the half lake screen with the cattail and stuff."
***(from the opposite side of where you get the pebbles) "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach them from here."
**'''"plague"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'."
**'''"plaque"''' (at the signal lantern) - "You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already."
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "Not a chance. There's even more questionable stains on that pillow than there are on that rug."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "You don't have anywhere to use it and it is rather bulky, so you leave it."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn, after you already have horse grease) - "You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood."
**'''"robe"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, after you've gotten it) - "You still remember the time when you took them. Oh, the times have changed ... but the robes?"
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, when the drawer is closed) - "You reach into the closed drawer and nearly break your hand slamming it. Just like a bird on a pane of glass minus the blamelessness."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
***(at the mud puddle) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage, after moving it) - "You've already moved the stone out of the way to reveal a less-than peasant-sized hole."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "You're not touching that thing. Too many questionable stains on it."
**'''"stuff/food"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Which foodstuffs?"
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "No. Those will fall on you and more than likely kill you."
*'''"give _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed)"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "We don't need that mess."
***(anywhere except for the woman's cottage) - "You don't need to give that now."
**'''"baby"'''
***(in the inn, before you get the baby) - "You have no baby nor any immediate prospects."
***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) - "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth."
**'''"riches"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) - "'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'"
***(outside Jhonka's cave, before jumping in hay) - "The Jhonka will see you! And rip out your jugular with his teeth or something equally horrible."
***(inside the woman's cottage, after giving the riches) - "We did that already, and it was sort of humiliating."
**'''"trinket"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - " 'Did you find that thing in my yard?' she asks. 'I got that thing free in a box of Plaguezees. I need some FOR REAL riches!' "
***(inside woman's cottage after giving trinket to Mendelev) - "'Why are you holding your hand out?' she asks. 'I told you I need riches, so I can't give em away.' You don't have a trinket to give, you realize."
*'''"go _____"''' (anything or letter can be put in here) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job."

===H===
*'''"haldo"'''
**(anywhere but in the secret glade, before or after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
**(in the secret glade before talking to Mendelev) - "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy [sic] Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**(in the secret glade after Dongolev leaves) - "Haldo?.' you call out... 'Hadloooooo' [sic] "
**(at the archery Range after Dongolev has returned) - "HALDO!!"
*'''"hide in hay"''' (at the hay bale, before getting in) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
*'''"hug tree"''' (at the hay bale) - "To every thing, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn."

===I===

===J===
*'''"jump in hay"'''
**(by the hay bale, when you're not muddy) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
**(near the hay bale, when you're muddy but not right next to it) - "Who do you think you are, MJ? Try from a little closer."

===K===
*'''"kick/kill/punch poor gary"'''
**(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing." '''Warning:''' Needless to say, this kills you.
**(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"kill _____"'''
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Those flies and that horse's butt have a symbiotic relationship. You have no right to disrupt that."
**'''"jhonka"''' (after he's outside) - "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is present and you do not have the bow and arrow) - "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit."
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the arrow, but not the bow) - "With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?"
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the bow, but not the arrow) - "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!"
***(after the Kerrek is dead) - "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums."
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is not there) - "Good idea. But you kinda need the actual Kerrek to be here for that to work."
**'''"trogdor"''' (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) - "Like how?"
*'''"knock"'''
**(at the woman's cottage) - " 'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift."
**(at the woman's cottage, after she leaves) - No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
**(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "A gravelly voice inside yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS' '''or:''' 'NO FOR RENT' '''or:''' 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!' '''or:''' 'GAVE AT OFFICE' '''or:''' 'GO WAY!'"
**(at the inn, while it's closed) - "No answer."
**(at the inn, after it's been opened) - "Just open it, man!"
**(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home."
*'''"Knock until knuckles bleed"'''
**(at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!"
**(type it again at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You done that already. A great time was had by all."

===L===
*'''"light lantern"'''
**(at the burninated trees before it is lit) - "With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
**(at the burninated trees after it is lit) - "Already lit, moron."
*'''"load"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"look _____"'''
**'''(at anything, while hiding inside the bale of hay)''' - "Right now, you see a bunch of hay."
**'''(at something previously in your inventory but now gone)''' - "You used to have one, before the great item blight of 402. Check your INVENTORY to read about it."
**'''(at something currently in your inventory)''' - "You've totally got one of those! Check your INVENTORY to give'r a serious looksee."
**'''"arrow"''' (at the hidden glen) - "Somebody call a tree doctor. Them puppies are stuck in there like a, um, er ... stuck pig."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - "Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception."
**'''"bed"''' (in the inn) - "Is that just a fitted sheet over a slab of concrete?"
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn) - "Tis broked."
**'''"belt"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something."
**'''"berries"'''
***(at the west side of the lake) "Shut up."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Crunch berries maybe."
**'''"boat/dinghy"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
***(at the fisherman's lake after he is gone) - "It was loaned out to the [[Fishing Challenge '91|Fishing Challenge videogame]]."
**'''"bone/skeleton/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) - "You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones."
**'''"bush"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind."
**'''"bushes"'''
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
***(in the hidden glen) - "There's some thick 'ol bushes up in this hidden glen."
**'''"candle"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "That candle's not at all on fire."
**'''"cave"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave) - "Just a little cave. Calm down."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might."
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action."
**'''"club/turkey leg"''' (at the Jhonka's cave when he's outside) - "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it."
**'''"cottage"'''
***(at the yellow tree) - "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) - "A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!!"
**'''"crank"'''
***(at the well before putting pebbles in the bucket) - "It looks rusted in place."
***(at the well after putting pebbles in the bucket) - "That is a bonafide crank. It seems to work now."
**'''"curtain/beads"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no."
**'''"desk"'''
***(at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
***(inside the inn) - "There's a broken bell and a piece of parchment on there."
**'''"door"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Just a door. A door with a note on it."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "It's got a big ol' hole in it. For walking through."
***(by haystack/Jhonka's cottage/Naked Ned's cottage) - "A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Wow! There's a hole in it on THIS side too!"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt."
**'''"footprints/tracks"'''
***(when the Kerrek is present) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(when the Kerrek is not present) - "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' "
**'''"ground"''' - "Hey, it's your old fireproof map of Peasantry."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
**'''"hole"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, before deploying baby) - "You peer into the tiny opening. The cottage appears to be empty."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after deploying baby) - "There is no baby here, but there's an open door on the other side of the room. If you could only get to it somehow!"
**'''"horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide."
**'''"in hay"''' (at the hay bale) - "You search and search through the haystack. Nope. No needles."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too."
**'''"inn"''' (outside the inn) - "Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?"
**'''"jhonka"''' (at the Jhonka's cottage when he's outside) - "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(while he's decomposing) - "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse."
***(when he's all bones) - "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man."
**'''"knight/man/dude/guy"''' (at the mountain pass) - "He looks way cooler than you."
**'''"lady/woman"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
***(inside the woman's cottage, after she's gone) - "I can't believe you thought you had a chance with her!/Dork!"
**'''"lake"''' (at the fisherman's lake) - "Why it's half a lake."
**'''"lake/water"''' (at the lake with pebbles) - "It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore."
**'''"lantern"'''
***(while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
***(while lit; at the burninated trees) - "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight."
**'''"lightning"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet."
**'''"man"''' (in the inn) - "He's an older peasant with big cotton swabs stuffed up his nose. Oh wait. Those are nose hairs. Grody."
**'''"man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water."
**'''"ned"''' (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
**'''"openings"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "It's a painting of dogs playing 'Magic: The Nerdening.'"
**'''"paper"'''
***(in the inn) - "It says, 'Note to self: Wave arms wildly!'"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "Hey, it's your old fireproof map to Peasantry."
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "If you sleep in that bed, you're NOT putting your head on that nasty pillow."
***(in the woman's cottage) - "Swedish foam. Your favorite."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "The ages have worn this rock down. It is a rock of ages. Still a-rollin."
***(at the mud patch) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage before removing it) - "There appears to be a loose stone towards the back of the cottage."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage after removing it) - "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "Maybe that used to be a magic carpet. But it's sure a cat pee-stained carpet now."
**'''"sand"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake) - "One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the pebbles) - "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times."
**'''"shelf"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
**'''"sign"'''
***(at the mountain pass) - "What that sign there? That sign says 'Trogdor.'"
***(outside the inn) - "If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game."
**'''"stump"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
***(at Poor Gary's glen) - "You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump."
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
**'''"tree"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
***(at the hay bale) - "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
***(at the hidden glen) - "Dude, and then the elf, like, totally climbed up it. It was awesome!"
***(at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
***(at the well) - "That's one orange tree alright."
***(at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, huh?"
**'''"trees"''' (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
**'''"trogdor"'''
***(in Trogdor's lair, while he's asleep) - "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore."
***(in Trogdor's lair, when he's awake) - "Trogdor is looming menacingly over you with a tiny wee sword stuck in his belly. He looks like he's gonna kill you really soon."
***(at mountain pass) - I know it's labeled 'Trogdor,' but it's really just a sign, silly. I mean, attack it if you want...
**'''"water"''' (by the stream) - Got a rock in it.
**'''"waterfall"''' (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
**'''"well"''' (at the well) - "Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks."
**'''"window"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Check it out! There's an INN in there."
***(inside the inn) - "Check it out! There's a Peasantry out there!"

===M===
*'''"make friends with kerrek"''' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad [sic] and it's not gonna work for you either." (As seen in [[for kids]])
*'''"make wish"''' (at the well) - "This isn't that kind of well. This is a plaguewater well."
*'''"map"''' (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."

===N===

===O===
*'''"open _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "It's locked. With one o' them SCHLAGE deadbolts, too. Those things are hard core."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "How? There's no knob."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there."
***(at the inn, while it's closed) - "It's locked fast!"
***(inside the inn, before getting a room) - "'That's the pantry,' says the Innkeeper. 'Employees only.'"
**'''"drawer"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage when it's open) - "Yeah, totally! Except it's already open you moron."
***(in Naked Ned's cottage after getting the robe and closing the drawer) - "You already closed it, which was nice, and so we gave you some points. Let sleeping drawers lie."

===P===
*'''"party"''' (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
*'''"pet horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off."
*'''"play game"''' (at the archery range, before saying "haldo" to Dongolev) - "The gallery's not open and you got no bow or arrows, Cupid."
*'''"pull/push door"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "It doesn't budge, man."
*'''"put _____"'''
**'''"baby"''' (at the well) - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"baby in well/bucket"''' (at the well, before getting the baby) - "Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now."
**'''"baby in well"'''
***(after getting the sub) - "Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but - thin or not - we've got a plot to advance here."
***(at the well with the baby) - "Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!"
**'''"pebbles"''' - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"pebbles in bucket"'''
***(at the well, when you don't have them) - "Find some pebbles first and you might have the makings of a good idea. About time."
***(after getting the maskus) - "We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?"
**'''"pebbles in well"'''
***(at the well, when you have them) - "Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks"
***(at the well, when you don't have them) - "Riiight, right. Which ones?"
*'''"[[pwd]]"''' - Prints on-screen your location as a (fake) directory.

===Q===
*'''"quit"''' - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!" '''Warning:''' The game still quits.

===R===
*'''"ride horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school."
*'''"ring bell"''' (in the inn) - "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes DUNG."

===S===
*'''"save"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"scare horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before getting the mask) - "You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before." '''or:''' "You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off." '''or:''' "You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him."
*'''"sit on stump"''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!"
*'''"skip stones"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment."
*'''"sleep"'''
**(inside the woman's cottage) - "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
**(in the inn while the man is there) - "You probably want to talk to that stinky old guy over there about that."
*'''"smell/sniff"''' (anywhere) - "Smells like a computer game."
*'''"swim"'''
**(at the rock in the river) - "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal."
**(at the waterfall) - "That waterfall would probably churn you into one of those weight-gain protein smoothies."
**(at the west side of the lake) - "Not in this game, Swimmer [[Dan]]! In this game, you drown."

===T===
*'''"talk"'''
**(at the archery range, while away from or behind the desk) - "Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?"
**(at the archery range, after beating the minigame) - "Go away!" says Dongolev. "We're arguing about who's hotter," adds Mendelev.
**(at wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "You startled him and he disappears!"
*'''"talk ____"'''
**'''(someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere)''' - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, before you get the baby) - "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles."
**'''"gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen when he's there) - "Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people."
**'''"jhonka"''' (while inside the hay) - "Not now! You'll blow your cover!"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already temperamental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!"
**'''"lady"''' (inside the woman's cottage after she's gone) - "You'd call out her name and let it ring through the empty room, enveloping you in sorrow, but you don't actually know her name."
**'''"Naked Ned"''' (at the wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars."
**'''"tree"''' (at the wavy tree) - "Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird."
**'''"trogdor"''' (in Trogdor's lair while he's asleep) - "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though."
**'''"well"''' (At the well) "You yell into the well and enjoy the echo. Keep in mind there are no stereos yet."
*'''"this sucks"''' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"throw _____"'''
**(anything but the feed; at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - " 'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
**(anything; when the fisherman is gone) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!"
**'''"baby"'''
***(anywhere but the west side of the lake) - "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace else.
***(at the west side of the lake before getting the baby) - "I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the soda) - "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left."
***(anywhere without the baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**'''"feed"'''
***(at the east side of the lake before getting the feed) - "You have nothing with which to do that...with."
***(at the east side of the lake after throwing the feed) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!" (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
*'''"try"''' - (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing." '''Warning:''' You die.
*'''"turn crank"'''
**(at the well, on the other side of the screen) - "You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank."
**(at well, after you get the maskus) - {first time} "Down she goes! You could do this all day!" {second time} "The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles."

===U===
*'''"use/deploy baby"'''
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before getting the baby) - "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?"
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before moving the stone) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm."
**(at Naked Ned's hut, after the baby has left) - "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open... I can't see why we'd go through this all over again."
*'''"use pebbles"''' (at the well) - "What do you propose to do with them? Discuss."

===V===

===W===
*'''"wake up trogdor"''' - "Troggie...", you murmur. "Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school." He's not budging."
*'''"wear _____"'''
**'''"belt"''' (after getting the belt) - "You're already wearing it. Too bad you smell like the trash barge off Peasant Isle."
**'''"mask"'''
***(anywhere but Poor Gary's glen) - "Not on this screen. You've got your image to think about. Actually, you might want to start deliberating on that right now."
***(in Poor Gary's glen after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
**'''"robe"'''
***(if the robe is not in your inventory) - "You don't have anything but your 'Scalding Lake' t-shirt. And pants. Forgot to mention the pants."
***(if you are already wearing the robe) - "You're already in the old skool robe. Represent."
*'''"what the f—"''' ''([[Swears|uncensored version]])'' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"where"''' (anywhere) - Tells you where you are.
*'''"why"''' (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

===X===

===Y===
*"'''Yes'''" (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)- "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka. ''{The Jhonka clubs you to death}'' Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!" '''Warning:''' Obviously, you will die.

===Z===

===Action Based===
'''Warning:''' All of the below will kill you.

*'''(Walk too close to the Kerrek)''' - ''{The Kerrek pounds your head into the ground}'' Your mom always told you not to take head poundings from strange Kerreks. And NOW looks what's happened. You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Walk in the path of Dongelev's arrows)''' - ''{Dongolev shoots you in the head}'' That guy has no sense. He shot you. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Nice one, William Tell. You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Leave the screen after putting the baby in the bucket)''' - Nice try. Ditch the baby at the bottom of the well, eh? Thought you'd be able to just walk away and it's nothing by mead and wenches from now on, huh? Well guess what? You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Hit by rock or pterodactyl when climbing the cliff)''' - ''{You fall to the ground and lie in a heap}'' Oops! You climbed real bad. You knew that you were AVOIDING the rocks, right? Not collecting them. Anyways, nice try. You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Walk too close to Trogdor while he's asleep)''' - ''{Trogdor burninates you without waking up}'' Yow. Looks like you got a little too close. You dead. Maybe next time don't get too close.

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[[Category:Peasant's Quest]] [[Category:Lists]]

Peasant's Quest Responses

2007-06-28T15:06:13Z

NightDaemon: /* J */ Compress 'jump in hay' and 'jump in hay' into one entry due to their similarities

[[Image:PQ_look_footprints.png|thumb|300px|> LOOK FOOTPRINTS]]
The [[Peasant's Quest]] game relies on text commands to complete objectives in the game. While there are programmed responses to all of the necessary actions in the game's storyline, the game contains many responses to unproductive commands as well.

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*[[#Walkthrough Messages|1 Walkthrough Messages]]
*[[#The Three Keepers' Messages|2 The Three Keepers' Messages]]
**[[#The First Keeper|2.1 The First Keeper]]
**[[#The Second Keeper|2.2 The Second Keeper]]
**[[#The Third Keeper|2.3 The Third Keeper]]
*[[#Area Descriptions|3 Area Descriptions]]
*[[#Other Productive Responses|4 Other Productive Responses]]
**[[#Constructive Conversations|4.1 Constructive Conversations]]
**[[#Useful Documents|4.2 Useful Documents]]
**[[#Helpful Hints|4.3 Helpful Hints]]
*[[#Unproductive Responses|5 Unproductive Responses]]
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==Walkthrough Messages==
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The following are the messages displayed while completing the minimal number of tasks to achieve a perfect score. Note that different messages may be displayed for a game completed differently (e.g. if the Three Keepers' questions are answered), and that there are [[#Unproductive Responses|many other messages]] that may be displayed in response to inputs that are not constructive and/or not essential to completion of the game.

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! width="100" | Points !! Command !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
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| 0 || (intro) || YOU are Rather Dashing, a humble peasant living in the peasant kingdom of Peasantry. You return home from a vacation on Scalding Lake only to find that TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR has burninated your thatched roof cottage along with all your goods and services. With nothing left to lose, you swear to get revenge on the Wingaling Dragon in the name of burninated peasants everywhere. || 3B
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| 0 || (intro) || You head east towards the mountain atop which TROGDOR lives. || 3C
|-
| 0 || (intro) || That's a nice looking lake. || 3D
|-
| 0 || (intro) || You can start playing in a second here. || 2D
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| 0 || (intro) || Okay, go for it. || 2E
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| 1 || get pebbles || You grab up a handful of fairly substantial pebbles. You make sure to get an even mix of sedentary, igneous, and, um, sureptitious rocks. || 3C
|-
| 2 || put rocks in bucket || You plunk all your pebbles into the bucket. The weight causes it to descend to the bottom of the well with a quickness! || 1D
|-
| 0 || turn crank || "The crank seems to have loosened and you haul the bucket back up. What's this? Why there's a monster maskus in there! No doubt leftover from some pagan ritual. Silly pagans. You grab up the scary moster maskus. Man, this thing could scare a horse! || 1D
|-
| 2 || talk man || "Oh, hi. I'm Mendelev," says the archer. "I used to run a shooting range here with my brother Dongolev. But we don't talk so much anymore. I haven't seen him in a Jhonka's age. If you ever run into him, tell him I said 'haldo'. "You mean 'hello,'" you ask? "Oh, um. No. Shut up. I said 'haldo' and I meant 'haldo.' Tell him I said 'haldo.'"
|| 2D
|-
| 2 || wear mask || You slip on the hideous monster maskus. You scared the crap outta Poor Gary! He broke on through to the other side! || 1A
|-
| 3 || haldo || the archer stops arching and turns to you. "My brother told you to tell me haldo? He must want to start the old business back up!" || Hidden glen
|-
| 2 || get arrow || You pick out a really good one and yank it from the tree. Hooray! Now you have an arrow! || Hidden glen
|-
| 0 || open door || You open er up and head on in. || 4D
|-
| 1 || get chicken feed || You used to eat this stuff like crazy when you were a kid and your parents weren't watching (which was all too often). You grab several large handfuls. || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 0 || (on leaving baby lady cottage) || the baby lady calls after you, "Hey, you're on some quest right? Well, the little squirt here lost something of mine in the yard the other day. It's yours if you can find it." || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 0 || get berries (first bush) || You reach into the bush to snag some berries but they all just squish in your hand. || 4D
|-
| 0 || get berries (second bush) || Man, nothing in this bush but squished berries either. || 4D
|-
| 0 || get berries (third bush) || Too bad you don't want any squished berries, cuz hey: jackpot! || 4D
|-
| 2 || get berries (fourth bush) || You reach into the bush to snag you some berries but instead find a Super Trinket! These things are awesome! You have a sneaking suspicion that SOMEONE in this game will need this thing. || 4D
|-
| 2 || throw chicken feed || You toss the feed into the lake. You shed a tear for each one. "Goodbye, Monty" you sniff. "Bye Delga, Rasputin. Farewell, Combledon!" and so forth. Woah! That crotchety old man just caught a pantload of fish! "Now I can get back to running the inn," he says and rows to shore and hauls his boat out and cleans, guts, and filets all the fish and a buncha other stuff we didn't animate. || 3D
|-
| 2 || give super trinket || "That'll work," says Mendelev. Just hit 3 bullseyes and you win the SuperTime FunBow TM!" "The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the SPACE BAR operates the bow. You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a nice shot off but we don't give lessons so you're on your own." || 2C
|-
| 3 || (get [X]=3-5 bullseyes) || "Nice shootin! [X] hits." Says Mendelev. "Here's your prize!" You got the SuperTime FunBow TM! We don't sell ammo, so you'll have to find your own arrows for it. || 2C
|-
| 5 || shoot Kerrek with bow || Here goes nothin', Kid Icarus ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking. A light rain heralds the washing free of the Kerrek's grip on the land. You're feeling pretty good, though, so the artless symbolism doesn't bug you. || 1B or 4C
|-
| 10 || get belt || You strap the Kerrek's belt buckle around your waist. Oh boy. You sure stink now. || 1B or 4C
|-
| 2 || (walk into mud puddle) || Now you've done it! You're covered in sticky, albeit fine smelling, mud. Your "Scalding Lake" T-shirt is all soiled, too. You just washed it last harvest! || 2B
|-
| 3 || jump into hay || You've not known much better than a roll in the hay alone. You leap in the hay like a two years old boy. Uh oh. The hay sticks to your muddy body. You're a walking hay bale! Just like that one guy from that one show! || 2A
|-
| 0 || (walk to Jhonka's cave) || Hey, nice disguise! The Jhonka doesn't seem to notice you. || 3A
|-
| 7 || steal riches || Oh OH! A stiff breeze blew all the hay and, surprisingly, the mud off of you! "You take my riches?!" growls the Jhonka. || 3A
|-
| 0 || No || "Okay. Lemme know if you see riches anywhere," he grunts and goes back to his hopping. You smooth talker, you. || 3A
|-
| 0 || open door || You open er up and head on in. || 4D
|-
| 5 || give riches || "My riches!!" she screams and snatches up every last gold coin. "Thanks, sucker! Here you go!" she shoves the baby into your hands and bolts out the door. You later learn that she does this all the time and is wanted throughout the countryside. Those riches probably WERE the Jhonka's and who knows whose baby that is. Well, it's yours now. || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 0 || (on leaving baby lady cottage) || This place is dead anyway. || Baby lady cottage
|-
| 5 || throw baby || Something tells you this is a good idea and you lob the little one into the lake. You won't be arrested after all! The little guy has resurfaced safely, carrying an old bottle of soda. You take the soda and stow your swaddling buddy for takeoff. || 3C
|-
| 3 || put baby in bucket || Okay, Father of the Year. You put a baby in a bucket and it quickly descends deep into the well. Yours is a black, black heart. || 1C
|-
| 2 || turn crank || You haul the bucket back up. Lucky for you, the baby is still in it and appears to be unscathed. As a bonus, it looks like he found a Meatball sub down there. Score! You take the sub. Oh, and the baby. You take the baby. || 1C
|-
| 0 || open door || You open the door and step inside the inn. || 3E
|-
| 5 || give baby || "Well lookit that little guy!" says the Innkeeper. "You want a treat, do ya? What do babies like?" He fishes around in his pockets. "Um, how bout my medication!" You grab the bottle of pills before he can force them on the baby. "Hey, those were for him!" || inn
|-
| 2 || move rock || You slide the stone over to reveal a little hole. If only you could cut off your arms, legs, and head you might be able to squeeze through! || 4A
|-
| 5 || put baby into the hole || Deploying Q-Baby... Way to go, baby! It got the cottage door opened and headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow. You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer. He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for never being there. || 4A
|-
| 0 || open drawer || There's a vintage peasant robe in there! Just like grampa used to wear. || Mysterious cottage
|-
| 10 || get robe || Yeah! Get that robe! || Mysterious cottage
|-
| 1 || close drawer || Aww, how thoughtful and boring of you. Break into this peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. You're a real saint. || Mysterious cottage
|-
| 3 || wear robe || You slip into the vintage robe. It smells like grampa's lap. Now you're lookin like a serious peasant. || anywhere
|-
| 0 || open door || You open the door and step inside the inn. || 3E
|-
| 3 || get room || "Okay, youngster," says the decrepit old person. "Just bed on down for the night and I'm sure I'll remember to collect the fee come morning." Night falls like a bad power point presentation. What an uncomfortable bed! You sleep for maybe 20 minutes before the extreme pain in your spine forces you to get up.|| Inside giant inn
|-
| 2 || get pot || You reach way up to the top shelf. Oh great! Now you can't see a thing and your head is covered in highly flammable horse grease. You better get out of here before that disgusting old man comes back. || Inside giant inn
|-
| 3 || (exiting inn with pot on head) || Phew! You discard the big black pot and wipe the horse grease from your eyes. The hood of your robe is still covered in highly flammable horse grease, though. || 3E
|-
| 10 || (walking under candle in burninated trees) || Whoa! The horse grease on your robe caught fire! You're a for-real peasant now. || 4E
|-
| 0 || (exiting 4E) || Man, screens sure get light fast around here. || 1E, 3E, or 4D
|-
| 7 || talk knight || Lookin good, Mr. Peasant. Good luck with ol' Beefy Arm up there. This is it! You can finally get revenge on Trogdor! Nice work so far, stupid! Please insert floppy disk 2 into Drive B and press enter. Disk read error. Please insert floppy disk 2 into Drive B and press enter. || 2E
|-
| 0 || climb || With a new determination you dig your fingers into the cliff face and begin to haul yourself up the mountain like you were in a sports drink commercial The mountain starts rumbling and big loose boulders start tumblin down. You'd best avoid thems. || Cliff base
|-
| 3 || (successfully climbing the cliff without dying) || Nice jorb climbing the cliff. You have a real way with those arrow keys. || Cliffland heights
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| 0 || (approached by first keeper) || Foolish peasant! How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber! You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too! You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword. And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly. Unless you happen to have something to eat on ya. Then we could forego my question. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 5 || give sandwich || No way! I was just kidding but you've really got a meatball sub. This rules! Here, you can have the Trog-Shield. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 0 || (approached by second keeper) || Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question! Or we could call it even if I had an ice cold drink right now. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 5 || give soda || Sweet deal, peasant. I underestimated you. Wear this Trog-Helmet with style. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 0 || (approached by third keeper) || Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION! That is, unless you've got something for my lower back. Man, it's killin me! || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 5 || give pills || Whoa! Where'd you find this stuff? I don't think this is even legal anymore. These babies'll definitely smote LUMBAGO the, um, LOWER BACKINATOR!! The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant. || Trogdor's outer sanctum
|-
| 0 || (enter Trogdor's cave) || the beaded curtain slams shut behind you. There's no turning back now. || Trogdor's posh lair
|-
| 7 || throw sword || This is it! You hurl the Trog-Sword with all your might at the sleeping Burninator. Now you've done it! Trogdor's awake and the Trog-Sword doesn't seem to be doing a whole lot. Your legs lock in fear, your eyes glaze over and you wish for some Depeasant adult undergarments. But you think you hear Trogdor whimpering! Aw crap, that's you whimpering. At least your voice still works, I guess.|| Trogdor's posh lair
|-
| 10 || talk trogdor || You scream that your name is Rather Dashing and that Trogdor burninated your cottage and you're here for revenge! "Sup, mortal," booms Trogdor. "I really appreciate you making the effort to come all the way up here and vanquish me and all. But, I'm kinda indestructible." "Yeah, I can't be killed. I'm surprised nobody mentioned that to you. I'll admit though, you've gotten farther than anybody else ever has. I bet they'll make a statue or something in honor of you somewheres. "I can honestly say it'll be a pleasure and an honor to burninate you, Rather Dashing." Aw that sure was nice of him! Congratulations! You've won! No one can kill Trogdor but you came closer than anybody ever! Way to go! || Trogdor's posh lair
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Peasant's Quest Written by Matt, Jonathan, and Mike || 3D
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Programmed by Jonathan || 1E
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Graphics by Mike and Matt || 3A
|-
| 0 || (credits) || Quality Assurance Types: Neal Stamper, Don Chapman, and John Radle Nice work on winning and everything. THE END || 3B
|}

==The Three Keepers' Messages==
There are several messages that the game may return while [[Rather Dashing]] is answering questions of [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]. The simplest way to complete this part of the game is to bribe the Keepers; the messages returned in this case are listed [[Peasant's Quest Responses#bribery_route|above]]. If Rather Dashing has not acquired the three items necessary to bribe the Keepers, however, he must answer a question from each of them. The messages returned while answering their questions are listed here.

===The First Keeper===
====Introductory Message====
How dare you enter this fairly sacred chamber! You explain that you're here to smote Trogdor and if he doesn't get outta your way, him too! You cannot vanquish Trogdor! Only the Three Keepers of Trogdor hold the tools with which to destroy the Burninator. The Trog-Shield, the Trog-Helmet, and the Trog-Sword. And the only way we'll give them up is if you answer the three Trog-Trivia questions correctly.
====Possible Questions====
''The First Keeper will ask you one of the following questions (the correct answer is '''bolded'''):''
:Okay here goes. What did you win from the Archery game?
:A. SuperBow FunTime TM
:'''B. SuperTime FunBow TM'''
:C. SuperFun BowTime TM
 
:Okay here goes. What does Mendelev have you tell Dongolev?
:'''A. Haldo'''
:B. Hallo
:C. Allo
 
:Okay here goes. What is the only creature the Jhonka fears?
:A. Poor Gary
:B. The Baby
:'''C. The Kerrek'''

====Response to Correct Answer====
"Ah crap! You're right. Here, take this stupid Trog-Shield!"
====Response to Incorrect Answer====
"Sorry peasant! You fail! And as punishment, you will be turned into...RON CUMBERDALE!!"
 
You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is.
 
"Just this kid from 4th grade that I really hated. But he was a BIG LOSER and HE SMELLED!"
 
Well, you not exactly dead. But there's no way you could defeat Trogdor as Ron Cumberdale. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.

===The Second Keeper===
====Introductory Message====
Hold, peasant! You must answer the second dreaded Trog-Trivia question!
====Possible Questions====
:Listen careful now. Which one of these letters is the letter C?
:A. B
:'''B. C'''
:C. A
 
:Listen careful now. How many berry bushes are there in the whole kingdom of Peasantry?
:A. 4
:'''B. 5'''
:C. 6
 
:Listen careful now. What was the Innkeeper's pantry full of?
:A. Epsom Salts
:B. Epson Printers
:'''C. Old Man Rub'''
====Response to Correct Answer====
"That's right. Oh. This sucks. Guess I have to give you this Trog-Helmet. Dang."
====Response to Incorrect Answer====
"WRONG! You are hereby cursed to write corny folk songs for the rest of eternity! The kind that only OLD PEOPLE LIKE!!"
 
Well, you not exactly dead. But you certainly can't face Trogdor after writing 'Wheat Grows Sweet, But My Gal's Sweeter'. Your quest ends here. Thanks for playing.

===The Third Keeper===
====Introductory Message====
Think you're pretty hot stuff, eh? Let's see you answer the deadly and pretty impossible THIRD TROG-TRIVIA QUESTION!
====Possible Questions====
:Riddle me this. To whom did the robe you're wearing originally belong?
:A. Nobleman Nicholas
:B. Nina Neverawesome
:'''C. Naked Ned'''
 
:Riddle me this. What color are the leaves on the tree that grows by the well?
:'''A. Orange'''
:B. Green
:C. Yellow
 
:Riddle me this. Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow?
:A. West to East
:B. Northwest to South
:'''C. Northeast to Southwest'''
====Response to Correct Answer====
"Uh oh. You got it right. Trogdor's gonna kill me. Okay, you can have the Trog-Sword. Just promise not to kill any Trogdor's with it, kay?"
 
You just stare at the Keeper blankly.
 
"Okay fine! You can have the dumb thing anyways. Trogdor's through the beaded curtain over there."
 
The fabled Trog-Sword is yours. You now have the means to strike down Trogdor. Good luck, peasant.
====Response to Incorrect Answer====
YES! I was hoping you'd get mine wrong. No Trog-Sword for you. In fact, no skin for you either!
 
Wow. You sure dead. You had a good run, though. Thanks for playin.

''Note: if you fail to provide "A", "B", or "C" as an answer to any of the above questions, the Keeper will ask the question again, replacing the first sentence with the following one:'' Peasant fool! Choose A, B, or C!

==Area Descriptions==
By typing "look" in an area, you can receive a description of the surrounding area. Sometimes descriptions change as events come to pass.

*'''Hidden Glen:''' Well, looky here! A hidden glen! You LOVE hidden glens. This one has some kinda archer in it.
**''{after Dongelev leaves}'' You're in a hidden glen. There's a tree with zillions of arrows in it.
*'''Poor Gary's Glen ([[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|A1]]):''' Hey! There's a rotten ol' horse over there!
*'''Kerrek Tracks 1 (B1):''' There are large hoof prints in the grass here.
**''{no Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the the [sic] grass here. And it smells like a public latrine.
**''{living Kerrek}'' It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!
**''{dead Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the grass here. There is a large Kerrek-shaped mound on the grass.
**''{rotting Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Part of the ground looks just like a rotting kerrek.
**''{skeletal Kerrek}'' There are large hoof prints in the grass here. Looks like someone left their spare bones here.
*'''Old Well (C1):''' There's a really generic well here. Oh, and apparently it's autumn on this screen.
*'''Yellow Tree (D1):''' Rushing river [[b/w]] yellow tree.
*'''Waterfall (E1):''' There's a beautiful, magical waterfall cascading down the cliff side.
*'''That Hay Bale (A2):''' Well, there's that big bale of hay over there.
**''{when in hay disguise, anywhere}'' Right now, you see a bunch of hay.
*'''That Mud Puddle (B2):''' There's a dried out mud puddle. It's all caked and cracked like the kind rock stars are always standing on.
**''{when raining}'' Not much to see. 'Sides that big mud puddle.
*'''Archery Range (C2):''' You've come across some kind of shooting gallery. There's a depressed looking archer at the desk there.
*'''River and Stone (D2):''' Not much to see. River's got a rock in it.
*'''Mountain Pass (E2):''' You've reached the mountain pass that leads to Trogdor's lair. A royal knight blocks the entrance.
*'''Jhonka's Cave (A3):''' There's a little cave with a little door with a little note on it.
**''{before getting riches, after Kerrek is killed}'' There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.A fat pile of riches lies next to him.
**''{after the Kerrek is killed}'' There's a disgusting little Jhonka hopping around outside a little cave.
*'''Your Burninated Cottage (B3):''' The remains of your thatched-roof cottage lie before you. You swear revenge against Trogdor.
*'''Pebble Lake West (C3):''' There's definitely half a lake here with a sandy shore.
*'''Pebble Lake East (D3):''' Why it's half a lake.
**''{when the old man is fishing}'' Why it's half a lake.With a fisherman in it. And he's fishing!
*'''Outside Giant Inn (E3):''' There's a giant Inn here. It takes up, like, the entire screen.
**'''Inside Giant Inn:''' What a dump! Only one bed and no minibar? The Innkeeper stands behind the desk and there's a door that's closed.
**'''Inside Giant Inn:''' ''{at night}'' It's still dark out. The grimey old Innkeeper is gone and he left the pantry open.
*'''Outside Mysterious Cottage: (A4)''' There's a run-of-the-mill non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy.
**'''Inside Mysterious Cottage:''' This place could use some serious sprucing of the 'up' variety. There's a dresser over there and a broom kind of silhouetted all mysterious like.
*'''Wavy Tree (B4):''' Nothing special here except for that weird wavy tree.
*'''Kerrek Tracks 2 (C4):''' ''{same as Kerrek Tracks 1}''
*'''Outside Baby Lady Cottage (D4):''' There's a ranch-style thatched roof cottage here. There are also what appear to be four crunch berry bushes but you can't be sure.
**'''Inside Baby Lady Cottage:''' What a depressing little cottage. It reeks of single parent. A lady rocks her baby in a chair. A mostly empty shelf sits against one wall.
**'''Inside Baby Lady Cottage:''' ''{after the baby lady leaves}'' What a depressing little cottage. It reeks of single parent. There is one of those self-rocking chairs. A mostly empty shelf sits against one wall.
*'''Burninated Trees (E4):''' A signal lantern of some kind hangs from a burninated tree.
**''{at night}'' A burning signal lantern hangs from a severely burninated tree.
*'''Cliff Base:''' You're at the base of a very climbable cliff that leads to Trogdor's lair. This cliff is huge - the kind where rocks start falling down the minute you try to climb it.
*'''Cliffland Heights:''' Wow! It sure gets creepy fast around here! What with all the lightning and scary cave entrances.
*'''Trogdor's Outer Sanctum:''' There are 3 openings with a little cliff in front of each. A beaded curtain hangs in a doorway on the far wall.
*'''Trogdor's Posh Lair:''' You're in a giant cavern which houses a giant dragon. You didn't shrink or anything.

==Other Productive Responses==
===Constructive Conversations===
There are some helpful residents of [[Peasantry]] who will provide you with tips about how to proceed in the game. While these conversations are not necessary for completion of the game, many are important to the game's storyline.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Character !! Command !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (at beginning of game) || You explain your situation to the knight. That Trogdor burninated your cottage and you've sworn revenge. You ask for passage up the mountain to settle your score. (Press RETURN to advance through conversations) "Hang on there, Trogdorkilla," says the knight. "I can only allow actual peasants up the mountain pass to face Trogdor. And you CLEARLY are not one." "Look, Dragonheart..." "You don't STINK like a peasant." "You don't DRESS like a peasant." "And you're definitely not ON FIRE like a peasant." "Once you're those 3 things, come back and maybe we can talk." "Be sure to LOOK around lots. Talk to everyone you see and ASK ABOUT stuff. Type HELP if you get confused and INVENTORY to see your worldly stuff. Type SAVE or LOAD to save or load your game. Duh." || 2E
|-id="belt_only"
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (after acquiring Kerrek's belt) || "Frankly, Matthew Broderick, you sure stink like a peasant. But you still don't DRESS like a peasant and you're not ON FIRE like a peasant." || 2E
|-id="robe_only"
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (after acquiring Naked Ned's robe) || "My dear Adso, you are dressed well but you don't STINK and you're not ON FIRE. Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum." || 2E
|-id="belt_and_robe"
| [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]] || talk knight (after acquiring Kerrek's belt and Naked Ned's robe) || "Almost there, Dirk the Daring. You stink like a peasant and you dress like one too. But you're clearly still not ON FIRE." || 2E
|-
| [[Baby Lady & Her Baby#The Baby Lady|The Baby Lady]] || talk lady || "Hello, I'm-" you start but the lady cuts you off "Okay, here's why I let you in here," she explains. "My husband got squished by Trogdor. And to make matters worse, the insurance riches I got were stolen by Jhonka. Go steal them back for us and I'll give you something great." || Baby lady cottage
|-
| [[Old Man]] || talk man (before throwing chicken feed in lake) || You holler at the old man about Trogdor, but he just grumbles about the fish not biting. "Must be using the wrong bait..." he says, suggestively. || 3D
|-
| [[Old Man]] || talk man (after throwing chicken feed in lake) || "If you're interested in staying the night, just type 'get a room.'" || Inside giant inn
|-
| [[Old Man]] || get a room (without robe)|| "I only serve peasants here, fancypants!" barks the old guy. "Where's your robe?" || Inside giant inn
|}

===Useful Documents===
There are a few notes and documents lying around Peasantry that help Rather Dashing on his quest.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Item !! Command !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| [[Peasant's Quest Items#map|Map]] || get map || You tuck it nice-like into your short, short pants. Type MAP at nearly any time to check the map. || 3B
|-
| Note on [[Old Man]]'s door || read note (before throwing chicken feed in lake) || It says, "Gone Fishin" just like that grog coozie your cousin got you. || 3E
|-
| Note on [[Jhonka]]'s door || read note (before killing [[Kerrek]]) || It says "scared of kerrek. go way. -j" || 3A
|}

===Helpful Hints===
At times when you stray from the correct path in the game, the computer will respond with suggestions to help keep you on the right track.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Action !! Response !! [[:Image:Peasantry Map.png|Location]]
|-
| After jumping in the haystack, go from 2A to any screen except 3A || Drat. The winds are heavy on all but a couple of key screens... looks like you're no longer in stealth mode. || 1A or 2B
|-
| Type any command while the pot of horse grease is on your head || You need to get out of there before that smelly octogenarian gets back. || Inside giant inn
|-
| Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up || Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him. || Trogdor's Posh Lair
|}

==Unproductive Responses==
[[Image:closedrawer.PNG|thumb|300px|> CLOSE DRAWER]]
There are many messages that the game gives you when you input commands that are not essential to the game's storyline. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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===A===
*'''"Ask about _____":'''
**'''Baby:'''
***(to Baby Lady) - "This little guy's all I got left. If only someone would steal back all our riches from that filthy Jhonka."
**'''Fire:'''
***(to knight) - "Well, whenever I see peasants, they tend to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn."
***(to baby lady) - "You need fire? A couple of trees over by the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern over there or something." / "So should I ask that signal lantern?" you ask. / "I dunno man! Whattaya want from me?"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. / "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. What's a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever.
***(to Jhonka) - "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away."
**'''Jhonka:'''
***(to knight) - "Since the Kerrek showed up, we don't see the Jhonka so much anymore. He lives in that little cave over in west Peasantry."
***(to Baby Lady) - "That nasty thing killed my husband and took my riches!!" / "I thought Trogdor killed your husband," you interject. / "Oh right. Yeah. That's what I said. Trogband killed my husbdor."
***(to Jhonka) - "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
**'''Kerrek:'''
***(to knight) - "I call him Big Stinky. He's slow and stupid, but he'll pound you into milks meat without a second thought."
**'''Naked Ned:'''
***(to knight) - "That weirdo used to live over in west Peasantry but now I guess he just prances around the forest in his birthday suit."
***(to baby lady) - "Don't talk about that pervert in front of the baby here."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
***(to innkeeper) - "He used to be such a nice, clothed young man. Wonder what he's done with all his old clothes?"
**'''robe:'''
***(to knight) - "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those."
***(to baby lady) - "You can't have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in west Peasantry!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?"
***(to Jhonka) - ''see naked ned''
***(to innkeeper) - "I wear my robe hood-down so it's easier to trim my ear-hairs. If you need a robe, maybe try someone that's not using theirs."
**'''smell:'''
***(to knight) - "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
***(to baby lady) - "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse!" / "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
***(to innkeeper) - "Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat."
**'''trogdor:'''
***(to knight) - "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a jhonka."
***(to baby lady) - "I hope you kill that stupid dragon. My 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. / "Hey, shut up! That was me!" interrupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" says Dongolev. [sic] / "Did not!" / "Did so!" / "Did not!" / (You see where this is going.)
***(to Jhonka) - "All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
***(to innkeeper) - "Are you talking about that young green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers."
**'''anything else:'''
***(to knight) - "I don't know anything about that, short pants."
***(to baby lady) - "I dunno what you're talking about."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring."
***(to Jhonka) - "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said."
***(anywhere else) - "Ask about what?"
: * - You can only ask Mendelev and Dongolev when they're together.
*'''"attack sign"''' (at the Mountain Pass) - "I was being facetious, Mr. Smarty-short-pants. No sign attacking for you."

===B===
*'''"boo"''' (anywhere) - "Scared me."
*'''"break/kick/punch door"''' (at Outside mysterious cottage) - "Violence is not the answer."
*'''"break sign"''' (at Mountain Pass) - ''See "attack sign"''
*'''"break stump, sit on stump, etc."''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!"
*'''"buy kerrek a cold one"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now." '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].

===C===
*'''"[[The Cheat|cheat]]"''' (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
*'''"climb _____"'''
**'''"cliff"'''
***(anywhere near the bottom of the cliff) - "There aren't enough footholds and you don't have any carabeaners on you."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "They don't show how the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "Nope. It's too sheer."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Not going to dignify that with a response."
**'''"in bucket"''' (at the well) - "Your butt is too big."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
**'''"tree"'''
***(anywhere but at the wavy tree or hidden glen) - "But then your hands would get all sappy."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Naw, you'd probably figure out some way to kill yourself doing that."
***(at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
***(after getting a room in the inn) - "Naw. That's dumb. Do better."
*'''"close _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Already done. That was easy!"
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(without stealing the robe) - "Right, right. Wouldn't want to leave the robes out where any old guy trying to beat an adventure game could take them."
***(when it's closed) - "A riddle: What can be closed that is already closed? (hint: not this drawer)"
***(after getting the robe) - "Aww, how thoughtful and boring of you. Break into this peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. You're a real saint."
*'''"cut off arms, legs, and head"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try."

===D===
*'''"[[dan]]"''' (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
*'''"dance"''' (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
*'''"die"''' (anywhere) - "That wasn't very smart. You dead." '''Warning:''' This kills you.
*'''"drink"''' (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you./Which is nice."
*'''"drop baby"'''
**(once you have baby) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm." '''or''' "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!"
**(before you have baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**(at the well) - "Like where?"

===E===

===F===
*'''"feed horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen before scaring him) - "There's a good chance that horse has NEVER eaten. I doubt he'll start now."

===G===
*'''"get a room"''' (when on fire) - "\oard [sic] of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway."
*'''"get/take/steal _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed and not relevant to the plot)"''' - "You probably WISH you could get that."
**'''"arrow"'''
***(at the archery range) - "They have 'RANGE' printed on them, so it would be kind of embarrassing to have to shoot around with them. Also, that guy over there is giving you the evil eye."
***(at the secret glen while Dongolev is there) - "Something tells me now's not a good time." (you get the arrow anyway and Dongolev shoots you) "It wasn't a good time. Hey, my mom's making peasant-kabobs for dinner TOO! Right. Anyway. You dead. Thanks for playing, and try not to die." '''Warning:''' As you can see, this kills you.
***(at the secret glen after getting the first arrow OR at the secret glen after getting the second arrow after killing the Kerrek) - "You're pretty much all set on the arrow front. They're kinda cool, though."
***(at the secret glen after killing the Kerrek) - "You grab yet another arrow from the tree hoping to get some bonus points."
***(at Kerrek's body after killing the Kerrek) - "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn, after getting a room) - "You can't. It looks like it's been somehow olded to the desk."
**'''"belt"''' (after getting it) - "You totally got the belt already, as evidenced by the rancid cloud of odor that follows you like a shadow."
**'''"berries"'''
***(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) - "You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b."
***(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) - "You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser"
***(at the west side of the lake) - "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
**'''"bone/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww."
**'''"broom"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**'''"bucket"''' (at the well) - "You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots."
**'''"candle"''' (at night, in the inn) - "It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice."
**'''"chair"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is there) - "No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady."
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is gone) - "No. Too big for pants."
**'''"club"''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) - "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed."
**'''"drawer"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage after stealing feed) - "You don't need anymore. It might give rise to old temptations."
**'''"fire"'''
***(at the burninated tree at night, before getting the horse grease) - "You're just not flammable enough."
***(at the burninated tree at night, after getting the horse grease) - "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU."
***(at the burninated tree at night, after getting on fire) - "You're already on fire! What? You want to be MORE on fire?"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt."
**'''"gold/money"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
**'''"grease"''' (inside the inn, at night, when you already got the grease) - "You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "There's a huge bale a couple of screens over from here. Why bother stealing?"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain whether or not he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
**'''"lantern"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'."
**'''"mud"'''
***(when it's wet, before you fall in) - "You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you."
***(when it's wet, after you fall in) - "You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self."
**'''"map"''' (at your cottage, after you've gotten it) - "Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!"
**'''"note"'''
***(at Jhonka's cave) - "It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell."
***(outside the inn) - "What is it with you and notes?! No!!"
**'''"old man rub"''' (in the inn) - "You disgust me."
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - "Naw, it might be important to that wrinkly old loon."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "Weird. It's actually painted right into the wall. Like, the frame and everything."
**'''"pebbles"'''
***(after you've gotten them) - "Come now. We've been through this jaunty little bit before. You took them from the half lake screen with the cattail and stuff."
***(from the opposite side of where you get the pebbles) "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach them from here."
**'''"plague"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'."
**'''"plaque"''' (at the signal lantern) - "You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already."
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "Not a chance. There's even more questionable stains on that pillow than there are on that rug."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "You don't have anywhere to use it and it is rather bulky, so you leave it."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn, after you already have horse grease) - "You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood."
**'''"robe"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, after you've gotten it) - "You still remember the time when you took them. Oh, the times have changed ... but the robes?"
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, when the drawer is closed) - "You reach into the closed drawer and nearly break your hand slamming it. Just like a bird on a pane of glass minus the blamelessness."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
***(at the mud puddle) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage, after moving it) - "You've already moved the stone out of the way to reveal a less-than peasant-sized hole."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "You're not touching that thing. Too many questionable stains on it."
**'''"stuff/food"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Which foodstuffs?"
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "No. Those will fall on you and more than likely kill you."
*'''"give _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed)"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "We don't need that mess."
***(anywhere except for the woman's cottage) - "You don't need to give that now."
**'''"baby"'''
***(in the inn, before you get the baby) - "You have no baby nor any immediate prospects."
***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) - "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth."
**'''"riches"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) - "'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'"
***(outside Jhonka's cave, before jumping in hay) - "The Jhonka will see you! And rip out your jugular with his teeth or something equally horrible."
***(inside the woman's cottage, after giving the riches) - "We did that already, and it was sort of humiliating."
**'''"trinket"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - " 'Did you find that thing in my yard?' she asks. 'I got that thing free in a box of Plaguezees. I need some FOR REAL riches!' "
***(inside woman's cottage after giving trinket to Mendelev) - "'Why are you holding your hand out?' she asks. 'I told you I need riches, so I can't give em away.' You don't have a trinket to give, you realize."
*'''"go _____"''' (anything or letter can be put in here) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job."

===H===
*'''"haldo"'''
**(anywhere but in the secret glade, before or after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
**(in the secret glade before talking to Mendelev) - "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy [sic] Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**(in the secret glade after Dongolev leaves) - "Haldo?.' you call out... 'Hadloooooo' [sic] "
**(at the archery Range after Dongolev has returned) - "HALDO!!"
*'''"hide in hay"''' (at the hay bale, before getting in) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
*'''"hug tree"''' (at the hay bale) - "To every thing, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn."

===I===

===J===
*'''"jump in hay"'''
**(by the hay bale, when you're not muddy) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
**(near the hay bale, when you're muddy but not right next to it) - "Who do you think you are, MJ? Try from a little closer."

===K===
*'''"kick/kill/punch poor gary"'''
**(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing." '''Warning:''' Needless to say, this kills you.
**(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"kill _____"'''
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Those flies and that horse's butt have a symbiotic relationship. You have no right to disrupt that."
**'''"jhonka"''' (after he's outside) - "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is present and you do not have the bow and arrow) - "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit."
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the arrow, but not the bow) - "With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?"
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the bow, but not the arrow) - "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!"
***(after the Kerrek is dead) - "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums."
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is not there) - "Good idea. But you kinda need the actual Kerrek to be here for that to work."
**'''"trogdor"''' (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) - "Like how?"
*'''"knock"'''
**(at the woman's cottage) - " 'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift."
**(at the woman's cottage, after she leaves) - No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
**(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "A gravelly voice inside yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS' '''or:''' 'NO FOR RENT' '''or:''' 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!' '''or:''' 'GAVE AT OFFICE' '''or:''' 'GO WAY!'"
**(at the inn, while it's closed) - "No answer."
**(at the inn, after it's been opened) - "Just open it, man!"
**(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home."
*'''"Knock until knuckles bleed"'''
**(at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!"
**(type it again at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You done that already. A great time was had by all."

===L===
*'''"light lantern"'''
**(at the burninated trees before it is lit) - "With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
**(at the burninated trees after it is lit) - "Already lit, moron."
*'''"load"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"look _____"'''
**'''(at anything, while hiding inside the bale of hay)''' - "Right now, you see a bunch of hay."
**'''(at something previously in your inventory but now gone)''' - "You used to have one, before the great item blight of 402. Check your INVENTORY to read about it."
**'''(at something currently in your inventory)''' - "You've totally got one of those! Check your INVENTORY to give'r a serious looksee."
**'''"arrow"''' (at the hidden glen) - "Somebody call a tree doctor. Them puppies are stuck in there like a, um, er ... stuck pig."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - "Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception."
**'''"bed"''' (in the inn) - "Is that just a fitted sheet over a slab of concrete?"
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn) - "Tis broked."
**'''"belt"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something."
**'''"berries"'''
***(at the west side of the lake) "Shut up."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Crunch berries maybe."
**'''"boat/dinghy"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
***(at the fisherman's lake after he is gone) - "It was loaned out to the [[Fishing Challenge '91|Fishing Challenge videogame]]."
**'''"bone/skeleton/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) - "You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones."
**'''"bush"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind."
**'''"bushes"'''
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
***(in the hidden glen) - "There's some thick 'ol bushes up in this hidden glen."
**'''"candle"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "That candle's not at all on fire."
**'''"cave"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave) - "Just a little cave. Calm down."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might."
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action."
**'''"club/turkey leg"''' (at the Jhonka's cave when he's outside) - "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it."
**'''"cottage"'''
***(at the yellow tree) - "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) - "A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!!"
**'''"crank"'''
***(at the well before putting pebbles in the bucket) - "It looks rusted in place."
***(at the well after putting pebbles in the bucket) - "That is a bonafide crank. It seems to work now."
**'''"curtain/beads"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no."
**'''"desk"'''
***(at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
***(inside the inn) - "There's a broken bell and a piece of parchment on there."
**'''"door"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Just a door. A door with a note on it."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "It's got a big ol' hole in it. For walking through."
***(by haystack/Jhonka's cottage/Naked Ned's cottage) - "A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Wow! There's a hole in it on THIS side too!"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt."
**'''"footprints/tracks"''' (when the Kerrek is present) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
**'''"footprints/tracks"''' (when the Kerrek is not present) - "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' "
**'''"ground"''' - "Hey, it's your old fireproof map of Peasantry."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
**'''"hole"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, before deploying baby) - "You peer into the tiny opening. The cottage appears to be empty."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after deploying baby) - "There is no baby here, but there's an open door on the other side of the room. If you could only get to it somehow!"
**'''"horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide."
**'''"in hay"''' (at the hay bale) - "You search and search through the haystack. Nope. No needles."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too."
**'''"inn"''' (outside the inn) - "Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?"
**'''"jhonka"''' (at the Jhonka's cottage when he's outside) - "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(while he's decomposing) - "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse."
***(when he's all bones) - "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man."
**'''"knight/man/dude/guy"''' (at the mountain pass) - "He looks way cooler than you."
**'''"lady/woman"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
***(inside the woman's cottage, after she's gone) - "I can't believe you thought you had a chance with her!/Dork!"
**'''"lake"''' (at the fisherman's lake) - "Why it's half a lake."
**'''"lake/water"''' (at the lake with pebbles) - "It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore."
**'''"lantern"'''
***(while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
***(while lit; at the burninated trees) - "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight."
**'''"lightning"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet."
**'''"man"''' (in the inn) - "He's an older peasant with big cotton swabs stuffed up his nose. Oh wait. Those are nose hairs. Grody."
**'''"man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water."
**'''"ned"''' (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
**'''"openings"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "It's a painting of dogs playing 'Magic: The Nerdening.'"
**'''"paper"'''
***(in the inn) - "It says, 'Note to self: Wave arms wildly!'"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "Hey, it's your old fireproof map to Peasantry."
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "If you sleep in that bed, you're NOT putting your head on that nasty pillow."
***(in the woman's cottage) - "Swedish foam. Your favorite."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "The ages have worn this rock down. It is a rock of ages. Still a-rollin."
***(at the mud patch) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage before removing it) - "There appears to be a loose stone towards the back of the cottage."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage after removing it) - "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "Maybe that used to be a magic carpet. But it's sure a cat pee-stained carpet now."
**'''"sand"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake) - "One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the pebbles) - "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times."
**'''"shelf"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
**'''"sign"'''
***(at the mountain pass) - "What that sign there? That sign says 'Trogdor.'"
***(outside the inn) - "If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game."
**'''"stump"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
***(at Poor Gary's glen) - "You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump."
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
**'''"tree"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
***(at the hay bale) - "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
***(at the hidden glen) - "Dude, and then the elf, like, totally climbed up it. It was awesome!"
***(at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
***(at the well) - "That's one orange tree alright."
***(at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, huh?"
**'''"trees"''' (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
**'''"trogdor"'''
***(in Trogdor's lair, while he's asleep) - "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore."
***(in Trogdor's lair, when he's awake) - "Trogdor is looming menacingly over you with a tiny wee sword stuck in his belly. He looks like he's gonna kill you really soon."
***(at mountain pass) - I know it's labeled 'Trogdor,' but it's really just a sign, silly. I mean, attack it if you want...
**'''"water"''' (by the stream) - Got a rock in it.
**'''"waterfall"''' (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
**'''"well"''' (at the well) - "Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks."
**'''"window"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Check it out! There's an INN in there."
***(inside the inn) - "Check it out! There's a Peasantry out there!"

===M===
*'''"make friends with kerrek"''' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad [sic] and it's not gonna work for you either." (As seen in [[for kids]])
*'''"make wish"''' (at the well) - "This isn't that kind of well. This is a plaguewater well."
*'''"map"''' (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."

===N===

===O===
*'''"open _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "It's locked. With one o' them SCHLAGE deadbolts, too. Those things are hard core."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "How? There's no knob."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there."
***(at the inn, while it's closed) - "It's locked fast!"
***(inside the inn, before getting a room) - "'That's the pantry,' says the Innkeeper. 'Employees only.'"
**'''"drawer"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage when it's open) - "Yeah, totally! Except it's already open you moron."
***(in Naked Ned's cottage after getting the robe and closing the drawer) - "You already closed it, which was nice, and so we gave you some points. Let sleeping drawers lie."

===P===
*'''"party"''' (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
*'''"pet horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off."
*'''"play game"''' (at the archery range, before saying "haldo" to Dongolev) - "The gallery's not open and you got no bow or arrows, Cupid."
*'''"pull/push door"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "It doesn't budge, man."
*'''"put _____"'''
**'''"baby"''' (at the well) - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"baby in well/bucket"''' (at the well, before getting the baby) - "Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now."
**'''"baby in well"'''
***(after getting the sub) - "Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but - thin or not - we've got a plot to advance here."
***(at the well with the baby) - "Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!"
**'''"pebbles"''' - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"pebbles in bucket"'''
***(at the well, when you don't have them) - "Find some pebbles first and you might have the makings of a good idea. About time."
***(after getting the maskus) - "We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?"
**'''"pebbles in well"'''
***(at the well, when you have them) - "Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks"
***(at the well, when you don't have them) - "Riiight, right. Which ones?"
*'''"[[pwd]]"''' - Prints on-screen your location as a (fake) directory.

===Q===
*'''"quit"''' - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!" '''Warning:''' The game still quits.

===R===
*'''"ride horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school."
*'''"ring bell"''' (in the inn) - "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes DUNG."

===S===
*'''"save"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"scare horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before getting the mask) - "You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before." '''or:''' "You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off." '''or:''' "You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him."
*'''"sit on stump"''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!"
*'''"skip stones"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment."
*'''"sleep"'''
**(inside the woman's cottage) - "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
**(in the inn while the man is there) - "You probably want to talk to that stinky old guy over there about that."
*'''"smell/sniff"''' (anywhere) - "Smells like a computer game."
*'''"swim"'''
**(at the rock in the river) - "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal."
**(at the waterfall) - "That waterfall would probably churn you into one of those weight-gain protein smoothies."
**(at the west side of the lake) - "Not in this game, Swimmer [[Dan]]! In this game, you drown."

===T===
*'''"talk"'''
**(at the archery range, while away from or behind the desk) - "Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?"
**(at the archery range, after beating the minigame) - "Go away!" says Dongolev. "We're arguing about who's hotter," adds Mendelev.
**(at wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "You startled him and he disappears!"
*'''"talk ____"'''
**'''(someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere)''' - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, before you get the baby) - "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles."
**'''"gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen when he's there) - "Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people."
**'''"jhonka"''' (while inside the hay) - "Not now! You'll blow your cover!"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already temperamental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!"
**'''"lady"''' (inside the woman's cottage after she's gone) - "You'd call out her name and let it ring through the empty room, enveloping you in sorrow, but you don't actually know her name."
**'''"Naked Ned"''' (at the wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars."
**'''"tree"''' (at the wavy tree) - "Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird."
**'''"trogdor"''' (in Trogdor's lair while he's asleep) - "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though."
**'''"well"''' (At the well) "You yell into the well and enjoy the echo. Keep in mind there are no stereos yet."
*'''"this sucks"''' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"throw _____"'''
**(anything but the feed; at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - " 'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
**(anything; when the fisherman is gone) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!"
**'''"baby"'''
***(anywhere but the west side of the lake) - "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace else.
***(at the west side of the lake before getting the baby) - "I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the soda) - "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left."
***(anywhere without the baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**'''"feed"'''
***(at the east side of the lake before getting the feed) - "You have nothing with which to do that...with."
***(at the east side of the lake after throwing the feed) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!" (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
*'''"try"''' - (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing." '''Warning:''' You die.
*'''"turn crank"'''
**(at the well, on the other side of the screen) - "You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank."
**(at well, after you get the maskus) - {first time} "Down she goes! You could do this all day!" {second time} "The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles."

===U===
*'''"use/deploy baby"'''
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before getting the baby) - "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?"
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before moving the stone) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm."
**(at Naked Ned's hut, after the baby has left) - "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open... I can't see why we'd go through this all over again."
*'''"use pebbles"''' (at the well) - "What do you propose to do with them? Discuss."

===V===

===W===
*'''"wake up trogdor"''' - "Troggie...", you murmur. "Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school." He's not budging."
*'''"wear _____"'''
**'''"belt"''' (after getting the belt) - "You're already wearing it. Too bad you smell like the trash barge off Peasant Isle."
**'''"mask"'''
***(anywhere but Poor Gary's glen) - "Not on this screen. You've got your image to think about. Actually, you might want to start deliberating on that right now."
***(in Poor Gary's glen after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
**'''"robe"'''
***(if the robe is not in your inventory) - "You don't have anything but your 'Scalding Lake' t-shirt. And pants. Forgot to mention the pants."
***(if you are already wearing the robe) - "You're already in the old skool robe. Represent."
*'''"what the f—"''' ''([[Swears|uncensored version]])'' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"where"''' (anywhere) - Tells you where you are.
*'''"why"''' (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

===X===

===Y===
*"'''Yes'''" (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)- "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka. ''{The Jhonka clubs you to death}'' Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!" '''Warning:''' Obviously, you will die.

===Z===

===Action Based===
'''Warning:''' All of the below will kill you.

*'''(Walk too close to the Kerrek)''' - ''{The Kerrek pounds your head into the ground}'' Your mom always told you not to take head poundings from strange Kerreks. And NOW looks what's happened. You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Walk in the path of Dongelev's arrows)''' - ''{Dongolev shoots you in the head}'' That guy has no sense. He shot you. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Nice one, William Tell. You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Leave the screen after putting the baby in the bucket)''' - Nice try. Ditch the baby at the bottom of the well, eh? Thought you'd be able to just walk away and it's nothing by mead and wenches from now on, huh? Well guess what? You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Hit by rock or pterodactyl when climbing the cliff)''' - ''{You fall to the ground and lie in a heap}'' Oops! You climbed real bad. You knew that you were AVOIDING the rocks, right? Not collecting them. Anyways, nice try. You dead. Thanks for playing.
*'''(Walk too close to Trogdor while he's asleep)''' - ''{Trogdor burninates you without waking up}'' Yow. Looks like you got a little too close. You dead. Maybe next time don't get too close.

{{Peasant's Quest}}
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User talk:NightDaemon

2007-06-27T17:36:19Z

NightDaemon:

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== [[Unusual Greetings#Weclome|Weclome!]] ==

Hey there, NightDaemon, and welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki! Your user name reminds me of [[secret identity#Transcript|this Email intro]] — is it intentional? Also, nice job {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Interrupted_Conversations&curid=22677&diff=475015&oldid=468910 adding this interrupted conversation}}. Well, I hope you enjoy your time here at the wiki; we're glad to have you as a contributor! If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to [[User talk:Trey56|stop by my talk page]]. Welcome again! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:49, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I've been using the name for years, long before my eyes were opened to the awesome that is Strong Bad, though it refers (at least in part) to the same basic thing. It's good to be online contributing stuff etcetera, I've been watching SBemails since... early Compy days. Good Times. [[User:NightDaemon|NightDaemon]] 17:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Interrupted Conversations

2007-06-27T13:25:33Z

NightDaemon:

[[Image:sbemail25.PNG|thumb|"Oh, I definitely say it's just the result of tight pants."]]

In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], characters often '''walk in on conversations''', '''interrupting''' them. These conversations usually make no sense because we only get to hear the end of them. Sometimes, the characters may be in the middle of a conversation when another character may show up. However, not all conversations are interrupted when someone walks in.

== List of Interrupted Conversations ==
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — At the beginning, various characters are talking to each other and Homestar interrupts their conversations to thank them for coming to his party.
*Email [[super powers]] — [[Strong Bad]] looks onto the screen while [[Coach Z]] says to [[Homestar Runner]], "Oh, I definitely say it's just the result of tight [[pants]]."
*Email [[helium]] — [[The Cheat]] floats onto the screen as Homestar says to Marzipan, "So from then on, it was pork and beans."
*Email [[fingers]] — Homestar, standing on a [[soapbox]], says "...and frankly, I'm worried", before Strong Bad yells at him.
*Email [[anything]] — Homestar walks on-screen, passing Coach Z and [[Strong Sad]]. As Homestar leaves, the two continue their conversation, with Coach Z saying, "So anyways, Reg had the ball at the top o' the key."
*Email [[the show]] — When Strong Bad transitions to [[The Show]], the scene starts with Homestar saying, "But it turned out I didn't die!"
*Email [[army]] — The [[Homestarmy]] walks onto the screen as Strong Bad says to Strong Mad, "Yeah I don't know, maybe there is a [[Badminton|goodminton]]."
*[[A Folky Tale]] — The Easter egg begins with Bubs finishing a conversation on the telephone with Homestar.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad walks onto the screen as Homestar says, "Yeah, you stay over there."
*Email [[pom pom]] — Homestar Runner and Coach Z debate whether it was dot-egg or dot-com before Strong Bad interrupts them, trying to pop Pom Pom. Later, as Strong Bad enters the scene where Pom Pom is filming his documentary, Bubs tells him, "And that's how I almost died the fifteenth time."
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar runs onto the screen as The King of Town says to Pom Pom, "I keep telling him that the sun don't rise and set on that pile of [[whatsit]], but he don't want to listen."
*Email [[portrait]] (Easter egg) — The scene starts with Strong Bad saying, "So that's when I realized I don't even need [[Wikipedia:Lamaze|Lamaze]] classes!"
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar walks onto the screen as Coach Z asks Pom Pom, "Really? Then why then how come they'll be all nice to ya and act like they like ya to your face?"
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — When Cardboard Marzipan is "talking" to Homestar, she says, "...And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful"
*Email [[coloring]] — Strong Bad walks in on Marzipan's [[L.U.R.N.]] session while she finishes, "So that way, you always feel guilty!"
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar stands on his Soapbox saying something to Strong Sad that ends with "Awash with flavor!"
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Marzipan tells Homsar at a tea party, "And that's why I believe the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] was tampered with," just before a whatsit-covered The Cheat lands on the table.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat at a tea party, "And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!" just before [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] stomps onto the scene.
*Email [[the movies]] — A voice from the movie says "—but when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!"
*[[An Important Rap Song]] — The cartoon cuts in as [[Gunhaver]] tells the [[Blue Laser Commander]] something ending with "—pants back on, Blue Laser!" As it cuts to the Commander, he's holding his [[pants]] in front of him.
*[[Ever and More!]] — The cartoon cuts in as [[Coach Z]] is apparently describing a recipe involving a nineteen-wheeled tricycle. [[Strong Sad]] disapproves.

==See Also==
*[[Interrupted Words]]

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