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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;/* Monday, May 15, 2006 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{updates-box}}&lt;br /&gt;
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2006'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thursday, May 11, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-11|Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-11|12 pts. of articulation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-11|numba zero baller]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, May 8, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 8, 2006|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt back in stock]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, May 4, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-04|Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-04|pyrex trogdor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-04|coach 3 and friends]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wednesday, May 3, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #151: [[senior prom]] ([[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]] reads: ''king of town toon'')&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006|TMBG Concert]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, May 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 2, 2006|Kick The Cheat sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main page message]]: ''new toon soon''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, April 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-27|Oh...I live a hard life.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-04-27|seriously talented clown]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-04-27|strong badmantis]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, April 24, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Games|Game]]: [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] added with synopsis, box art, and main page message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, April 17, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 7, 2006|&amp;quot;Easter egg&amp;quot; sale]] ended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Saturday, April 15, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Brothers Chaps]]' father, [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman]], passed away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, April 14, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 14, 2006|Homsar T-Shirt back in stock]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wednesday, April 12, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Everybody to the Limit]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, April 10, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 10, 2006|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt back in stock]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, April 7, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 7, 2006|&amp;quot;Easter egg&amp;quot; sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, April 6, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-06|You got the munch. The crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright...]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-04-06|35 year olds still get cakes?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-04-06|the cheat drawn from memory by missy p.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, April 4, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #150: [[alternate universe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[sisters]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sunday, April 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April Fool's 2006]]: All pages returned to being the right-way up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Saturday, April 1, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April Fool's 2006]]: All pages ([[April Fool's 2006#Remarks|with a few exceptions]]) flipped upside down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, March 30, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-30|Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-30|homestar oilymens]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-30|strong sadstronaut]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Sbemail 150?!?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_bear-shark|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[personal favorites]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, March 24, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-24|Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-24|metal hsr with bangs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-24|suudsu 5 months later]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|summer]] theme.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, March 21, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #149: [[candy product]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[montage]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 20, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#March 13, 2006|10% off sale]] ended.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''email soon''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, March 16, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-16|You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-16|jolly homestar roger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-16|poopertrooper sketches]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Support the Municipality&amp;quot; [[Wallpaper|desktop]] available to download through the [[Main Pages]]. The button on the Main Page reads &amp;quot;Support the Municipality&amp;quot;; when clicked, it reads &amp;quot;we're onto you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 13, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #148: [[disconnected]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[different town]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#March 13, 2006|10% off sale]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, March 10, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-10|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-10|hand knit tgs mittens!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-10|shaker homestar &amp;amp; mike]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 6, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #147: [[lady fan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[video games]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issues 1 through 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, March 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-02|Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-02|homestar cubeheads]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-02|12-string sad]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, February 28, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward 2006 Seattle]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[guitar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Saturday, February 25, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 26, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store Accessories#Messenger_Bags|Messenger Bags]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 23, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-23|What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!]]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-23|cheatar jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-23|2 more bubs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 20, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #146: [[pop-up]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 20, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]], and [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]]. Other items on sale.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[virus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, February 17, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 17, 2006|pledge drive week]]: [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]], [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Static Clings|Static Clings]], [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]], and [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]] on sale. Any other purchases also encouraged.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 16, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-16|I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-16|stinko handfoot sb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-16|none shall pass! eww.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, February 14, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Museum]] updated&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 13, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #145: [[myths &amp;amp; legends]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[500 The Cheats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[caffeine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''email soon''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, February 10, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 10, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_bubs_consessions|Bubs]], [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z]], [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_scalding_lake|Scalding Lake]], and [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-Shirts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Flashforward Interview - 10 Feb 2006|Flashforward Interview]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 9, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-09|Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-09|cheatcorn casserole]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-09|nice inking, mike]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 6, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #144: [[narrator]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: converted to [[Podstar:podcast.xml|RSS feed]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[bottom 10]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, February 3, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 3, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-02|The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your...motherboard.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-02|the cheat lard sculpture]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-02|craig drawn homestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, January 31, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''sbemail podcast''  changed to ''sbemails on ipod!''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, January 30, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #143: [[technology]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: released with [[techno]], [[dragon]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[kids' book]], and [[crying]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, January 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 27, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store Posters|Posters]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, January 26, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-26|They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-26|clockin much dough]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-26|homestar ice crusher]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wednesday, January 25, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #142: [[secret identity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, January 20, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 20, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-Shirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, January 19, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-19|I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-19|strong bad tubamaba]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-19|orbs up, yo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, January 17, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 17, 2006|Strong Bad overkill combo becomes permanent]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, January 16, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #141: [[death metal]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, January 13, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Holiday Toon]]:  [[Happy Trogday]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 13, 2006|Trogday sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, January 12, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-12|Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.']]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-12|knitdor &amp;amp; strong bag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-12|teen homestars]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, January 9, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 9, 2006|Strong Bad overkill combo sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sunday, January 8, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #140: [[highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scroll Button Songs]]: &amp;quot;Scroll buttons, never looked so good!  Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2005 to 2006 (except for [[Main Page 23|&amp;quot;Backstage Pass&amp;quot;]] main page).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Pages|Main page]] message: ''nothing else!''&lt;br /&gt;
__NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Regular Updates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;/* Thursday, May 11, 2006 */&lt;/p&gt;
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This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2006'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, May 15, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Death Metal]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, May 11, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-11|Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-11|12 pts. of articulation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-11|numba zero baller]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, May 8, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 8, 2006|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt back in stock]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, May 4, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-04|Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-04|pyrex trogdor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-04|coach 3 and friends]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wednesday, May 3, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #151: [[senior prom]] ([[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]] reads: ''king of town toon'')&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006|TMBG Concert]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, May 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 2, 2006|Kick The Cheat sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main page message]]: ''new toon soon''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, April 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-27|Oh...I live a hard life.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-04-27|seriously talented clown]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-04-27|strong badmantis]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, April 24, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Games|Game]]: [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] added with synopsis, box art, and main page message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, April 17, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 7, 2006|&amp;quot;Easter egg&amp;quot; sale]] ended.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Saturday, April 15, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Brothers Chaps]]' father, [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman]], passed away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, April 14, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 14, 2006|Homsar T-Shirt back in stock]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wednesday, April 12, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Everybody to the Limit]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, April 10, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 10, 2006|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt back in stock]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, April 7, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 7, 2006|&amp;quot;Easter egg&amp;quot; sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, April 6, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-06|You got the munch. The crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright...]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-04-06|35 year olds still get cakes?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-04-06|the cheat drawn from memory by missy p.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, April 4, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #150: [[alternate universe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[sisters]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sunday, April 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April Fool's 2006]]: All pages returned to being the right-way up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Saturday, April 1, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April Fool's 2006]]: All pages ([[April Fool's 2006#Remarks|with a few exceptions]]) flipped upside down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, March 30, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-30|Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-30|homestar oilymens]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-30|strong sadstronaut]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Sbemail 150?!?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_bear-shark|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[personal favorites]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, March 24, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-24|Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-24|metal hsr with bangs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-24|suudsu 5 months later]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|summer]] theme.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, March 21, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #149: [[candy product]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[montage]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 20, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#March 13, 2006|10% off sale]] ended.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''email soon''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, March 16, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-16|You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-16|jolly homestar roger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-16|poopertrooper sketches]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Support the Municipality&amp;quot; [[Wallpaper|desktop]] available to download through the [[Main Pages]]. The button on the Main Page reads &amp;quot;Support the Municipality&amp;quot;; when clicked, it reads &amp;quot;we're onto you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 13, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #148: [[disconnected]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[different town]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#March 13, 2006|10% off sale]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, March 10, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-10|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-10|hand knit tgs mittens!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-10|shaker homestar &amp;amp; mike]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, March 6, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #147: [[lady fan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[video games]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issues 1 through 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, March 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-02|Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-02|homestar cubeheads]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-02|12-string sad]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, February 28, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward 2006 Seattle]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[guitar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Saturday, February 25, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 26, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store Accessories#Messenger_Bags|Messenger Bags]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 23, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-23|What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!]]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-23|cheatar jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-23|2 more bubs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 20, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #146: [[pop-up]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 20, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]], and [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]]. Other items on sale.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[virus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, February 17, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 17, 2006|pledge drive week]]: [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]], [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Static Clings|Static Clings]], [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]], and [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]] on sale. Any other purchases also encouraged.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 16, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-16|I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-16|stinko handfoot sb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-16|none shall pass! eww.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, February 14, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Museum]] updated&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 13, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #145: [[myths &amp;amp; legends]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[500 The Cheats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[caffeine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''email soon''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, February 10, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 10, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_bubs_consessions|Bubs]], [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z]], [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_scalding_lake|Scalding Lake]], and [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-Shirts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Flashforward Interview - 10 Feb 2006|Flashforward Interview]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 9, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-09|Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-09|cheatcorn casserole]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-09|nice inking, mike]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, February 6, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #144: [[narrator]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: converted to [[Podstar:podcast.xml|RSS feed]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[bottom 10]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, February 3, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 3, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, February 2, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-02|The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your...motherboard.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-02|the cheat lard sculpture]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-02|craig drawn homestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, January 31, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''sbemail podcast''  changed to ''sbemails on ipod!''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, January 30, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #143: [[technology]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar Runner]]: released with [[techno]], [[dragon]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[kids' book]], and [[crying]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, January 27, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 27, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store Posters|Posters]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, January 26, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-26|They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-26|clockin much dough]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-26|homestar ice crusher]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wednesday, January 25, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #142: [[secret identity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, January 20, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 20, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-Shirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, January 19, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-19|I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-19|strong bad tubamaba]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-19|orbs up, yo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tuesday, January 17, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 17, 2006|Strong Bad overkill combo becomes permanent]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, January 16, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #141: [[death metal]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Friday, January 13, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Holiday Toon]]:  [[Happy Trogday]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 13, 2006|Trogday sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thursday, January 12, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quote of the Week]]: &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-12|Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.']]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-12|knitdor &amp;amp; strong bag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-12|teen homestars]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Monday, January 9, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 9, 2006|Strong Bad overkill combo sale]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sunday, January 8, 2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #140: [[highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scroll Button Songs]]: &amp;quot;Scroll buttons, never looked so good!  Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Store]] footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2005 to 2006 (except for [[Main Page 23|&amp;quot;Backstage Pass&amp;quot;]] main page).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Main Pages|Main page]] message: ''nothing else!''&lt;br /&gt;
__NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Regular Updates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Blue_Laser_Commander</id>
		<title>Blue Laser Commander</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Blue_Laser_Commander"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:26:44Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BL_Commander.PNG|thumb|right|220px|&amp;quot;CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:20050602_weekly_sketchbook_blue_laser_ungurait.PNG|thumb|right|220px|CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent. The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to the fact that Cheat Commandos is just a poorly animated 30-minute commercial disguised as a cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is well disposed to extreme exclaimations of joy or frustration, to wit: &amp;quot;FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Well that's JUST GREAT!!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;I just hate you SO MUCH!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;WHAT THE CRAP?!?!&amp;quot;, and [[Shopping for Danger|&amp;quot;Old ladies SUCK!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Cobra Commander|Cobra Commander]] (the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I.Joe]]), especially the following traits:&lt;br /&gt;
*His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish&lt;br /&gt;
*His uniform that is similar yet distinct from his henchmen&lt;br /&gt;
*His screechy voice&lt;br /&gt;
*His volatile, psychotic temperament&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to one [[Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Blue Laser Commander Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Blue_Laser_Commander</id>
		<title>Blue Laser Commander</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Blue_Laser_Commander"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:26:34Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BL_Commander.PNG|thumb|right|220px|&amp;quot;CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:20050602_weekly_sketchbook_blue_laser_ungurait.PNG|thumb|right|220px|CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent. The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to the fact that Cheat Commandos is just a poorly animated 30-minute commercial disguised as a cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is well disposed to extreme exclaimations of joy or frustration, to wit: &amp;quot;FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Well that's JUST GREAT!!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;I just hate you SO MUCH!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;WHAT THE CRAP?!?!&amp;quot;, and [[Shopping for Danger|&amp;quot;Old ladies SUCK!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Cobra Commander|Cobra Commander]] (the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I.Joe]]), especially the following traits:&lt;br /&gt;
*His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish&lt;br /&gt;
*His uniform that is similar yet distinct from his henchmen&lt;br /&gt;
*His screechy voice&lt;br /&gt;
*His volatile, psychotic temperament&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to one [[Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Blue Laser Commander Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Reynold</id>
		<title>Reynold</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Reynold"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:25:29Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:reynold.PNG|thumb|right|220px|&amp;quot;Step off, [[Blue Laser]]! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:reynold eyes.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Without the Glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Reynold''' is a civilian contractor for the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He wears glasses and a fake tie, and his favorite drink is milk. In addition to the Reynold action figure, you can also buy Reynold's Apartment Extreme Playset. In the Cheat Commandos commercial, we learn that he once had a girlfriend who would buy his groceries for him, but she left him some time ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reynold's first appearance as an animated character was in the Toon [[Shopping for Danger]]. He is unhappy with his job and wants to go on a mission with the other Cheat Commandos, believing that he could be a &amp;quot;good mission guy.&amp;quot; However, according to [[Crackotage]], he can neither shoot nor fly, so if he were to go with them, he would probably die. In fact, all of the rest of the Commandos seem to treat him as though he were a kid, illustrated by his lesson about Appropriate Peer-2-Teen Choice Behaviors in [[Commandos in the Classroom]] after a frustrated Reynold threatened to go home and &amp;quot;get teen pregnant&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reynold's tie and glasses are reminiscent of classic nerd [[Wikipedia:Drew Carey|Drew Carey]]. He suffers from [[Wikipedia:Strabismus|strabismus]], a muscular failure that causes the eyes to move in different directions when not wearing corrective glasses or lenses. He has a romantic interest in [[Foxface]], the only known female Commando. However, his attempts to &amp;quot;be one of the guys&amp;quot; have only led to embarrassment, as he is not good at swearing and he has never eaten [[Pizza|pizza]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reynold is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Civilian Contractor!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Fake Tie!&lt;br /&gt;
*Favorite Drink: Milk!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Not A Blackbelt!! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] (as an [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category: Reynold Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Reynold</id>
		<title>Reynold</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Reynold"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:25:13Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:reynold.PNG|thumb|right|220px|&amp;quot;Step off, [[Blue Laser]]! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:reynold eyes.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Without the Glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Reynold''' is a civilian contractor for the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He wears glasses and a fake tie, and his favorite drink is milk. In addition to the Reynold action figure, you can also buy Reynold's Apartment Extreme Playset. In the Cheat Commandos commercial, we learn that he once had a girlfriend who would buy his groceries for him, but she left him some time ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reynold's first appearance as an animated character was in the Toon [[Shopping for Danger]]. He is unhappy with his job and wants to go on a mission with the other Cheat Commandos, believing that he could be a &amp;quot;good mission guy.&amp;quot; However, according to [[Crackotage]], he can neither shoot nor fly, so if he were to go with them, he would probably die. In fact, all of the rest of the Commandos seem to treat him as though he were a kid, illustrated by his lesson about Appropriate Peer-2-Teen Choice Behaviors in [[Commandos in the Classroom]] after a frustrated Reynold threatened to go home and &amp;quot;get teen pregnant&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reynold's tie and glasses are reminiscent of classic nerd [[Wikipedia:Drew Carey|Drew Carey]]. He suffers from [[Wikipedia:Strabismus|strabismus]], a muscular failure that causes the eyes to move in different directions when not wearing corrective glasses or lenses. He has a romantic interest in [[Foxface]], the only known female Commando. However, his attempts to &amp;quot;be one of the guys&amp;quot; have only led to embarrassment, as he is not good at swearing and he has never eaten [[Pizza|pizza]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Civilian Contractor!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Fake Tie!&lt;br /&gt;
*Favorite Drink: Milk!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Not A Blackbelt!! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] (as an [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category: Reynold Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Firebert</id>
		<title>Firebert</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Firebert"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:24:42Z</updated>
		
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:firebert_army.png|thumb|left|150px|The Cheat's first appearance as Firebert]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:firebert_cartoon.png|thumb|right|150px|Firebert is gonna blow some stuff up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Firebert''' is [[The Cheat]]'s commando name. He demands to be called this whenever he goes on commando missions for [[Strong Bad]], but neither Strong Bad nor [[Gunhaver]] thinks it's a good commando name.  As a character in the TV show ''[[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos Adventures]]'', he speaks like The Cheat, while the other commandos speak in English. (Curiously, Strong Bad spoke normally when playing with the Firebert character in the [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos commercial]], instead of imitating The Cheat.) In fact, The Cheat may play the voice of Firebert's character on [[TV Shows|TV]]. He seems to be the demolitions expert.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad owns the Firebert [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Firebert is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Yellow Dog!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Black Hat!&lt;br /&gt;
*Not a Good Commando Name!!&lt;br /&gt;
*That One Little Guy!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' Email [[army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category: Firebert Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Silent_Rip</id>
		<title>Silent Rip</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Silent_Rip"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:23:43Z</updated>
		
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:silent_rip.png|thumb|right|150px|&amp;quot;Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Silent Rip '''is a member of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He is a stealth-type person whose main roles seem to be reconnaissance and sniping. In his own words, &amp;quot;[sneaking up on people] is what I do best.&amp;quot; He has the Loud Noise Silencer (which appears to be an ordinary pillow). When he first appeared as an action figure, his jacket was brown and buttons green. They have since been reversed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His name is derived from an American slang term for expelling intestinal gas--to &amp;quot;rip one&amp;quot; is to fart.  To make a &amp;quot;silent rip&amp;quot; would be to produce a fart without its telltale audio accompaniment.  Silent Rip's motto, toy accessory, and &amp;quot;But Deadly!!&amp;quot; trait help define this playful reference (&amp;quot;silent but deadly&amp;quot; is a common slang descriptor for a &amp;quot;silent rip&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Silent_Rip.PNG|thumb|right|150px|&amp;quot;Silent Rip, you snuck up on me!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He features fairly prominently in Cheat Commandos Adventures, although his alleged talent for stealth has yet to be displayed. Appropriately, Rip tosses a smoke grenade during [[Commandos in the Classroom]], a device that both encourages stealth and releases a cloud of gaseous material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Homestar Runner]] owns the Silent Rip action figure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Silent Rip is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*But Deadly!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Two(2) Pockets!&lt;br /&gt;
*Communicates Via That Microphone Attached to His Helmet!&lt;br /&gt;
*Same Size As The Rest!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Silent Rip Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Fightgar</id>
		<title>Fightgar</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Fightgar"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:23:20Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Fightgar.PNG|thumb|right|140px|Fightgar: needs to shave, desperately.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Fightgar''' is one of the [[Cheat Commandos]] with a speaking part in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. He's the one whining about the heat, despite the fact he's more naked than the rest of them.  He has the appearance of [[Wikipedia:Rambo|John Rambo]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As far as rank goes, he appears to be a grunt fighter. He has a badly imitated rough London accent.  It may also be a bad Australian accent (which is sometimes confused with the Cockney accent), in the fashion of the popular G.I. Joe villains the Dreadnoks. This may be a spoof of ''Wreck-Gar'', a [[Transformers]] character who also had a British accent (having been originally voiced by [[Wikipedia:Eric Idle|Eric Idle]]). In [[Shopping for Danger]], Fightgar assumes the role as spy, disguising himself as an old lady to report on [[Blue Laser]] inside the [[Price Style]]. He enjoys making fun of [[Reynold]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also made cameos in Easter Eggs in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] and [[virus]] where he fought the evil forces of Blue Laser with [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s leg.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fightgar is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Not the Most Popular!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Red Cloth!&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably Has A Raspy Voice!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Needs To Shave!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Fightgar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Crackotage</id>
		<title>Crackotage</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Crackotage"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:23:01Z</updated>
		
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Crackotage2.PNG|thumb|right|140px|&amp;quot;Look out below, geronimo!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Crackotage''' is a member of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He is a jet pilot (he's that guy that flies that plane) and possibly a master locksmith. His name implies that his main roles are sabotage and infiltration. He saved [[Gunhaver]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Fightgar]], and [[Firebert]] from exhaustion when they were in the secret desert by dropping [[Cheat Commandos O's Cereal|Cheat Commandos...O's]] from his plane.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He speaks in rhyming couplets (all ending with a four-syllable laugh), in what is almost certainly a parody of [http://www.joeheadquarters.com/charlist_joes3.shtml#ROADBLOCK Roadblock] from the cartoon version of ''G.I. Joe'' (of which &amp;quot;Cheat Commandos&amp;quot; is a parody), and [[Wikipedia:Blaster (Transformers)|Blaster]] from the original ''[[Transformers]]'' cartoon, who also did this. It's worth noting, however, that rather than actually sounding a lot like Roadblock, Crackotage's voice is very similar to that of Jazz from &amp;quot;Transformers&amp;quot; (voiced by Scatman Crothers), who ''didn't'' speak in rhyme, yet this too seems intentional, given the label on his toy packaging, &amp;quot;listens to jazz&amp;quot;. Another &amp;quot;Transformers&amp;quot; reference could be how his airplane resembles Starscream. He pretty much lost the ability to speak in couplets in [[Commandos in the Classroom]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Crackotage is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Action!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Museum Quality!&lt;br /&gt;
*Master Locksmith, Perhaps!&lt;br /&gt;
*Listens To Jazz!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Crackotage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Silent_Rip</id>
		<title>Silent Rip</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Silent_Rip"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:22:26Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:silent_rip.png|thumb|right|150px|&amp;quot;Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Silent Rip '''is a member of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He is a stealth-type person whose main roles seem to be reconnaissance and sniping. In his own words, &amp;quot;[sneaking up on people] is what I do best.&amp;quot; He has the Loud Noise Silencer (which appears to be an ordinary pillow). When he first appeared as an action figure, his jacket was brown and buttons green. They have since been reversed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His name is derived from an American slang term for expelling intestinal gas--to &amp;quot;rip one&amp;quot; is to fart.  To make a &amp;quot;silent rip&amp;quot; would be to produce a fart without its telltale audio accompaniment.  Silent Rip's motto, toy accessory, and &amp;quot;But Deadly!!&amp;quot; trait help define this playful reference (&amp;quot;silent but deadly&amp;quot; is a common slang descriptor for a &amp;quot;silent rip&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Silent_Rip.PNG|thumb|right|150px|&amp;quot;Silent Rip, you snuck up on me!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He features fairly prominently in Cheat Commandos Adventures, although his alleged talent for stealth has yet to be displayed. Appropriately, Rip tosses a smoke grenade during [[Commandos in the Classroom]], a device that both encourages stealth and releases a cloud of gaseous material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Homestar Runner]] owns the Silent Rip action figure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*But Deadly!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Two(2) Pockets!&lt;br /&gt;
*Communicates Via That Microphone Attached to His Helmet!&lt;br /&gt;
*Same Size As The Rest!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Silent Rip Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Fightgar</id>
		<title>Fightgar</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Fightgar"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:22:03Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Fightgar.PNG|thumb|right|140px|Fightgar: needs to shave, desperately.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Fightgar''' is one of the [[Cheat Commandos]] with a speaking part in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. He's the one whining about the heat, despite the fact he's more naked than the rest of them.  He has the appearance of [[Wikipedia:Rambo|John Rambo]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As far as rank goes, he appears to be a grunt fighter. He has a badly imitated rough London accent.  It may also be a bad Australian accent (which is sometimes confused with the Cockney accent), in the fashion of the popular G.I. Joe villains the Dreadnoks. This may be a spoof of ''Wreck-Gar'', a [[Transformers]] character who also had a British accent (having been originally voiced by [[Wikipedia:Eric Idle|Eric Idle]]). In [[Shopping for Danger]], Fightgar assumes the role as spy, disguising himself as an old lady to report on [[Blue Laser]] inside the [[Price Style]]. He enjoys making fun of [[Reynold]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also made cameos in Easter Eggs in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] and [[virus]] where he fought the evil forces of Blue Laser with [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s leg.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Not the Most Popular!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Red Cloth!&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably Has A Raspy Voice!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Needs To Shave!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Fightgar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Gunhaver</id>
		<title>Gunhaver</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Gunhaver"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:21:15Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Gunhaver.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Gunhaver on patrol]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A member of the [[Cheat Commandos]], '''Gunhaver''' seems to be the leader, although [[Flashfight]] may be the leader as well. Among his mission credits are leading an action figure storage vehicle attack on [[Blue Laser]], leading a search party to uncover Blue Laser's [[Secret Desert Headquarters|secret desert headquarters]], and staving off the danger of Blue Laser saving oodles of money at [[Price Style]].&lt;br /&gt;
He also makes a cameo in an Easter Egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his name, (pronounced as &amp;quot;Gun Havver&amp;quot;) and a claim on his box, Gunhaver has not been seen with a gun to date. However, it has been seen hanging on the wall and labeled by [[Reynold]] in [[Shopping for Danger]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is a direct parody of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe#Characters|Duke]] from GI Joe, complete with John Wayne voice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Stylin' Coat&lt;br /&gt;
*Cool Glasses!&lt;br /&gt;
*Has a Gun!&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably from Texas!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Gunhaver Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Gunhaver</id>
		<title>Gunhaver</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Gunhaver"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:19:39Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Gunhaver.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Gunhaver on patrol]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A member of the [[Cheat Commandos]], '''Gunhaver''' seems to be the leader, although [[Flashfight]] may be the leader as well. Among his mission credits are leading an action figure storage vehicle attack on [[Blue Laser]], leading a search party to uncover Blue Laser's [[Secret Desert Headquarters|secret desert headquarters]], and staving off the danger of Blue Laser saving oodles of money at [[Price Style]].&lt;br /&gt;
He also makes a cameo in an Easter Egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his name, (pronounced as &amp;quot;Gun Havver&amp;quot;) and a claim on his box, Gunhaver has not been seen with a gun to date. However, it has been seen hanging on the wall and labeled by [[Reynold]] in [[Shopping for Danger]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is a direct parody of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe#Characters|Duke]] from GI Joe, complete with John Wayne voice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]] .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Stylin' Coat&lt;br /&gt;
*Cool Glasses!&lt;br /&gt;
*Has a Gun!&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably from Texas!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Gunhaver Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Gunhaver</id>
		<title>Gunhaver</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Gunhaver"/>
				<updated>2006-04-26T01:13:23Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Gunhaver.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Gunhaver on patrol]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A member of the [[Cheat Commandos]], '''Gunhaver''' seems to be the leader, although [[Flashfight]] may be the leader as well. Among his mission credits are leading an action figure storage vehicle attack on [[Blue Laser]], leading a search party to uncover Blue Laser's [[Secret Desert Headquarters|secret desert headquarters]], and staving off the danger of Blue Laser saving oodles of money at [[Price Style]].&lt;br /&gt;
He also makes a cameo in an Easter Egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite his name, (pronounced as &amp;quot;Gun Havver&amp;quot;) and a claim on his box, Gunhaver has not been seen with a gun to date. However, it has been seen hanging on the wall and labeled by [[Reynold]] in [[Shopping for Danger]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is a direct parody of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe#Characters|Duke]] from GI Joe, complete with John Wayne voice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos figurine set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*Stylin' Coat&lt;br /&gt;
*Cool Glasses!&lt;br /&gt;
*Has a Gun!&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably from Texas!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Filmography ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Gunhaver Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CheatCommandos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

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		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Flashfight</id>
		<title>Flashfight</title>
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				<updated>2006-04-26T01:10:44Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Flashfight.PNG|thumb|right|140px|Flashfight: is he the leader, or isn't he?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Flashfight''' is probably second in command of the [[Cheat Commandos]], judging by his three medals, five buttons and his being &amp;quot;In Charge of Stuff!!&amp;quot; His name sounds similar to &amp;quot;Flashlight,&amp;quot; and he also has a flashlight. Save one appearance in the original commercial, he has yet to play a role in Cheat Commandos cartoons.&lt;br /&gt;
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He seems to be a parody of GI Joe's General Abernathy Hawk.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Defining Traits==&lt;br /&gt;
*In Charge of Stuff!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Three Medals!&lt;br /&gt;
*Almost Sounds Like &amp;quot;Flashlight&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Five Buttons!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Complete Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shopping for Danger]] (mentioned)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

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		<id>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Oasis</id>
		<title>User:Oasis</title>
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				<updated>2006-04-26T01:08:04Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Oasis:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I'm Oasis. &lt;br /&gt;
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That is all.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now.&lt;br /&gt;
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More later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Goodbye.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Oasis</name></author>	</entry>

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