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Where the Crap Are We?

2006-05-04T21:26:51Z

Oiretsym: /* Transcript */

[[Image:twinkie.PNG|200px|thumb|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Date:''' 2003 or 2004

'''Running time:''' 0:39

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious <strike>blue</strike> green space}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ARE we?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Someplace.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

''{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's a Twinkie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Maybe this ''is'' heaven!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

''{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... ''this isn't heaven!!!''

''{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!''

''{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

''{Homestar opens his mouth}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!

:''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator <strike>Pencilface</strike> Doofus. Yes, this is <strike>Homestar</strike> an idiot. Yes sir, I can <strike>save the day</strike> be an idiot!

:''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops and puts his leg down.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This cartoon can be found in the program [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. Go into "Help → About Central" and ctrl-click on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Click on the C logo). When you are given a password field, type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon will then play in the about box.

===Trivia===
*The "blue fadey" (and later red fadey) background is a color fill technique known as a gradient, where the color fades along the fill area.

=== Remarks ===
*Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad, "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." was used as the [[Quote of the Week#2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005. This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]], a division of [[Wikipedia:Interstate Bakeries Corporation|Interstate Bakeries]].
*This toon could be a reference to the Jean-Paul Sartre play "[[Wikipedia:No Exit|No Exit]]". Written in 1944, the existential play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept Strong Bad realizes and panics at.

=== Fast Forward ===
*A food is later [[Foods used as phones|used as a phone]] in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:egg.html|watch "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:egg.swf|view the Flash file for "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Secret Pages]]

Where the Crap Are We?

2006-05-04T21:23:54Z

Oiretsym: /* Easter Eggs */

[[Image:twinkie.PNG|200px|thumb|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Date:''' 2003 or 2004

'''Running time:''' 0:39

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ARE we?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Someplace.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

''{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's a Twinkie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Maybe this ''is'' heaven!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

''{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... ''this isn't heaven!!!''

''{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!''

''{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

''{Homestar opens his mouth}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!

:''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator <strike>Pencilface</strike> Doofus. Yes, this is <strike>Homestar</strike> an idiot. Yes sir, I can <strike>save the day</strike> be an idiot!

:''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops and puts his leg down.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This cartoon can be found in the program [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. Go into "Help → About Central" and ctrl-click on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Click on the C logo). When you are given a password field, type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon will then play in the about box.

===Trivia===
*The "blue fadey" (and later red fadey) background is a color fill technique known as a gradient, where the color fades along the fill area.

=== Remarks ===
*Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad, "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." was used as the [[Quote of the Week#2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005. This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]], a division of [[Wikipedia:Interstate Bakeries Corporation|Interstate Bakeries]].
*This toon could be a reference to the Jean-Paul Sartre play "[[Wikipedia:No Exit|No Exit]]". Written in 1944, the existential play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept Strong Bad realizes and panics at.

=== Fast Forward ===
*A food is later [[Foods used as phones|used as a phone]] in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:egg.html|watch "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:egg.swf|view the Flash file for "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Secret Pages]]