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Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes

2005-08-18T21:35:45Z

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[[Image:sbemail127.png|thumb|"Check out my creepy pants!!"]]
I hate homestar runner. You people are obsessed.

[[category: Clothing]]

Powered by The Cheat

2005-08-18T21:33:31Z

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[[Image:PBTC.jpg|thumb|Powered by The Cheat, for The Cheat]]
[[The Cheat]] and his trusty computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], have been creating "'''Powered by Slave Labor'''" Flash cartoons since 2002. The Cheat's toons, which are a parody of you stupid people who think homestar runner is the greatest thing on earth, are usually packed with bad animation, poor imitations of the character's voices (provided by [[Mike Chapman]]), and nonexistent plots. He always incorporates himself into his cartoons, sometimes with a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Hitchcock_cameo_appearances|knife, gun, and other weapons that kill people]], but usually making himself appear hyper sexulised or receive some sort of prize. The Cheat has won many prizes for these cartoons in real life, including an iron cup full of Brunswick Stew and the so-called "Pizza Trophy."

The Cheat has also provided animation for other [[Free Country, USA]] artists. He has also collaborated with the likes of [[The Skate Party]], [[They Might Be Giants]] and many more.
==Powered By The Cheat Stuff==
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]]
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]
*[[crazy cartoon#Powered by The Cheat|Crazy Cartoon]]
*[[mile#Powered by The Cheat|Mile]]
*[[New Boots]]/[[Hip Hop Dance]]
*[[Main Page 15]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]

==Somewhat Powered By The Cheat Stuff==
*[[website]] (The Cheat makes the Flash intro for [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].)
*[[marzipan]] (The Cheat makes a music video for [[Marzipan]]'s ''[[Oh yeah yeah]]''.)
*[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] (A hidden PBTC music video for [[Coach Z]]'s ''[[These peoples try to fade me]]'' can be found on the CD.)
*[[Experimental Film]] (The Cheat co-directs the music video for They Might Be Giants' ''Experimental Film'' with [[Strong Sad]].)
*[[Seasonal Sweaters]] (The Cheat animates another music video for Marzipan in [[Decemberween In July]].)
*[[Labor Dabor]] (The Cheat makes some bowling animations.)
*[[animal]] (Strong Bad's descriptions of the [[Made_Up_Strong_Bad_Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|Deep Sea Fangly Fish]] are rendered in PBTC style.)
*[[rock opera]] (Many of the visuals during the opera are in PBTC style.)
[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Lists]]

No Loafing Sign

2005-08-18T21:29:15Z

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:''This article is about the sign. For the [[Strong Bad Email]] of the same name, see [[no loafing]].''

[[Image:No Loafing Sign.png|frame|right|Get back to work!]]
[[Image:LoafingNoPermitted.png|frame|right|Resume employment activities!]]
The '''No Loafing''' sign can be found in [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Computer Room]]. It also made a brief appearance over the dryer in a [[2 years]] Easter egg. As is explained in the email [[no loafing]], Strong Bad originally put up the sign in [[1987]] to increase productivity. An early "Loafing Not Permitted" version of the sign from the [[1936]] era can be seen in the [[Telegraph Room]] in [[50 emails]]. This sign reappeared in an Easter egg in the [[flashback]] email. In [[virus]], the "No Loafing" sign makes another cameo, falling off the wall and turning into HTML code. The No Loafing sign also made an appearance as part of the [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork|boxart]] on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD.

According the [[no_loafing#Commentary_Transcript|no loafing DVD commentary]], the No Loafing sign itself is a reference to the Joker's No Loafing sign in [http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Batman/Jokergoestoschool.htm an episode] of the 60's [[Batman]] TV series.

i hate homestar runner.

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Teen Girl Squad

2005-08-18T21:28:20Z

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[[Image:teengirlsquad_with_9.PNG|thumb|Teen Girl Squad menu]]
[[Image:teengirlsquad.png|thumb|The girls are looking SO GOOD!]]

In the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[comic]]," a girl named Brittany asked if [[Strong Bad]] could make a comic strip about her four friends: Virginia, Joy, Kristin, and Jennifer. Strong Bad's spur of the moment comic strip soon became a series. Teen Girl Squad centers on four teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — who like to buy clothes and attract cute boys and look SO GOOD! Unfortunately, they are all-too-often subjected to the random dangers of Strong Bad's overactive imagination. But being killed doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, for they are always back for the next episode.

'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11
== Issues ==
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] (from [[comic]])
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
:[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] ([[Decemberween]] Special)
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
:[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]] (from [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]

==Other Appearances==
:[[404'd|in my toilet!!! ha ha]]
:[[virus|obsessed]]

== Fun Facts ==
*If you hold your cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button on the [[Toons Menu]], you get a different description of each girl:
**Cheerleader: Hair products!
**So and So: Plaid skirt!
**What's Her Face: Baggy clothes!
**The Ugly One: Drill team!

*Each time you load the Teen Girl Squad menu page you get a different quote from a different girl. They are:
**The Ugly One: "teacher just called me 'homosexual'"
**The Ugly One: "i'm in love with liquid paper man."
**The Ugly One: "i have a crush on myself!"
**What's Her Face: "homestar runner is stupid. I hate those obsessed freaks."
**So and So: "on a roll with trollin'"
**Cheerleader: "you can't be obsessed with homstar runner AND smart"
**Cheerleader: "lets have a party with a male strpper!"
**All except Cheerleader: "SO CRAPPY!"

*In addition to the different quotes, Cheerleader wears a different shirt each time you load the menu page. They are:
**"solid gold"
**"party thyme"
**"i hate obsessed fans"
**"rich grrl"
**"2 cool 4 u"
**"boy monger" (with :P face)
**"2 cute"
*The Ahnberg Hand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which TBC have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current TGS main menu.

*The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Wikipedia:leet#Use of x0r|xorx]]!!!! in [[Wikipedia:leet|leet speak]].

==External Links ==
*[[HR:tgsmenu.html|Teen Girl Squad Menu]]
*[[HR:tgsmenu.swf|View the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad Menu]]
[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]][[Category: Lists]]

Marshmallow's Last Stand

2005-08-18T21:24:38Z

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[[Image:mm_ls.png|thumb|right|220px|You better believe it, man!]]
[[Image:marshmallowcrowd.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Friendly faces in the crowd]]

Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, has been removed from the site.

'''how can you be obsessed with homestarrunner??? It's just the worst webcartoon ever!!!! freaks'''

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Announcer]], [[Mr. Bland]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Señor]], [[Marzipan]], [[Bubs]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Robot]]

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Arena]]

'''Running Time:''' 5:00
== Transcript ==
''{We see a sign with a color-changing background. Written across it are these words:}''

'''FBI WARNING'''

This cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and neither is Strong Bad. They are mere shadows of the men they have become. This cartoon has not been on the site for many months, but we have had several requests (from our Dad) to put it back. So here it is. Consider yourselves warned.

''{Show opening credits. Cut to inside Marshmallow's Last Stand. Homestar and Pom Pom sit at a table each with a marshmallow.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These are some great marshmallows, eh Pom Pom? ...Why don't you look over there, for no reason.

''{Pom Pom looks and Homestar sucks up Pom Pom's marshmallow. He chews it up and takes a bite of his own. Suddenly, heavy metal music plays in the background as Strong Bad and Strong Mad walk up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at the babies! Eating their marshmallows!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh, it's The Brothers Strong, Strong Bad and Strong Mad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You better believe it, man! We're the best tag team wrestlers in the world!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's great, Strong Bad! Have a good time!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, you morones (pronounced more-on-iss). We're challenging you to a tag team match!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm... no thanks!

''{Both Strong Bad and Strong Mad get angry.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you gimme this!

''{He takes Homestar's star from his shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! Gimme back my star!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course, but first you have to beat us in the ring!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you say, Pom Pom old friend?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles in agreement}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're on!

''{Cut to outside a stadium. Crowds go in. We see a closeup of the door. There is a poster that says: "War for the Star Tonight!!! 8:30 PM." The scene changes to the ring.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to The War for the Star! In this corner, at a combined weight of 1,000,000 pounds, hailing from Parts Unknown, The Brothers Strong, Strong Mad and Strong Bad ''{Each fall into the ring as his name is called}'' And now, the hometown favorites, with a combined weight of 104 pounds, Homestar Runner and Pom Pom! ''{A light shines on each one as his name is called.}''

''{We see the crowd cheering. In the crowd are Mr. Bland, Señor, Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, The Robot, Strong Sad, and other various people. Señor is wearing a giant styrofoam hand; Mr. Bland is holding a sign that says "Wrestling Mania!!!"; and The Poopsmith is holding a sign that says "I'm #2". The bell rings and Homestar takes down Strong Bad with a flying kick to the head. Strong Bad gets up, but Homestar knocks him to the ground with the same kick, and then body slams him. Strong Bad tags in Strong Mad, who enters the ring.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh.

''{Strong Mad grabs Homestar by the legs and proceeds to slam him on the ground. He tosses Homestar out of the ring. Pom Pom enters the ring, but lands on Strong Mad's fist. Strong Mad beats him against the boxing ring floor repeatedly, and Pom Pom falls over. Strong Mad climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets ready to deliver the finishing move.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom, look out! ''{Pom Pom winks at him.}'' Huh??!

''{Strong Mad jumps and splashes onto Pom Pom, but is bounced into space. Strong Bad and Homestar re-enter the ring and Homestar bounces off of the ropes into Strong Bad, taking him out by smashing his head into Strong Bad's face. Strong Bad gets up. We see a close up of Homestar's face while music from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" starts playing. We also see a close up of Strong Bad with the same music. Strong Bad attempts a windmill punch but Homestar kicks his belly and tosses him out of the ring. Strong Bad grabs a lit bomb from under the ring while mumbling incoherently. He gets back into the ring and shoves the bomb down Homestar's throat and punches Homestar's belly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar's stomach gurgles and growls}''Oooh, I ate too many marshmallows... ''{His face turns green and he pukes the bomb and some marshmallowy goo onto Strong Bad's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{running around frantically}'' AUGH! Getitoffme getitoffme getitoffme!

''{The bomb explodes. When the dust clears, we see Homestar standing atop of Strong Bad. Strong Bad has a chunk missing from his head.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' One! Two! Three! ''{The crowd cheers. Strong Mad falls back into the ring.} Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, Homestar Runner and Pom Pom!''

''{We see a picture of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom, labeled "Winners"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now how about my star back, Strong Bad?

''{Strong Bad tears up Homestar's star while muttering something inaudible. Homestar kicks Strong Bad, who now lies on the ground with stars of confusion floating around his head. Homestar kicks one of the stars to himself so he can grab it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar, run! ''{He jumps up and the star of pain becomes a star on his shirt. The end!}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*According to [[l33t Interview|this interview]], the reason this toon was taken off the site was quote: "The characters are completely different. Saying and doing things they'd never do now."
*The Poopsmith's sign reads "I'm #2." #2 is also slang term for [[Whatsit|whatsit]].
*Homestar's hat is probably absent in this 'toon because Homestar's face was seen from the front and [[The Brothers Chaps]] couldn't draw it from that angle.

===Trivia===
*The sign behind Homestar Runner changes continually in the restaurant. The order which they are shown in is:
**Nice to Meat You (picture of a steak)
**Lettuce Pray (picture of lettuce)
**Get Toasted (picture of toast with butter)
**Say Cheese (picture of cheese)
**Get Toasted
**Eggs-Treme (picture of fried eggs)
**Pie-Fect!! (picture of a slice of pie with red filling)
**Say Cheese
**Lettuce Pray
**Nice to Meat You
*According to Pom Pom's Character video, he weighs 4 pounds. Combining this fact with Pom Pom and Homestar's combined weight according to this toon, Homestar weighs 100 pounds.
*According to a now non-existent comment in the Homestar Runner Museum, this was the first Homestar Runner cartoon to use voice acting. Notice how much each character's voice has developed since then.
*With Strong Bad's south-of-the-border accent and wrestling mask, [[The Brothers Chaps]] parody [[Wikipedia:luchador|lucha libre]]-style wrestling.
*In this toon, Homestar Runner has a hint of a southern accent. TBC are from Georgia.
**It could explain why [[The Homestar Runner|1936 Homestar]] has a bit of a southern accent.
*This is the only toon where the camera angle changes a lot.
*This cartoon was co-written and co-directed by [[Chad Eikhoff]].

===Goofs===
*Although Homestar's star has five points, Strong Bad appears to tear the star into four triangular pieces.
*Strong Bad's pants turn blue when Homestar wrestles Strong Mad. When Strong Bad steps back in the ring, they are black again.
**His pants are also blue near the end of the toon, after the Brothers Strong lose and are standing at the side of the ring while the Announcer is announcing Homestar and Pom Pom as the winners.
*When the Strongs first jump into the ring, Strong Mad looks unusually short.
*When Homestar says, "Hey! Give me back my star," his voice sounds a little cut off at the beginning.
*The exploding sound of the bomb can be heard a few seconds before it acually explodes.
*After Strong Bad's face explodes from the bomb, the marshmallow on his face changes with every shot. The last time he is shown, he has no marshmallow on his face at all.
*When Homestar jumps up to grab the gold star and says "Homestar....RUN!", Strong Bad doesn't scroll down with the rest of the floor while he is laying down.
*When Strong Bad grabs the bomb from under the ring, you can notice on the left of Strong Bad's hands, the blue is overlapping his face, and to the right of his hands, his hand's outline extends into the blue.
*Sometimes, when the ring is zoomed out far enough, you can see in the top left corner where the graphics for the audience end before the frame.
*When Homestar says "Homestar....RUN!" His mouth doesn't move.

===Real-World References===
* Strong Bad's "You better believe it, man!" sounds almost identical to the same phrase uttered by Jesus Quintana (played by [[Wikipedia:John Turturro|John Turturro]]) in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Big Lebowski|The Big Lebowski]]''.
* The rainbow-colored warning is most likely a reference to Paramount Pictures' old FBI warning. It is used in the [[strongbad email.exe|DVD]].
* "The War for the Star" is a parody of boxing matches with rhyming titles (e.g. "[[Wikipedia:Rumble in the Jungle|Rumble in the Jungle]]", "[[Wikipedia:Thrilla in Manila|The Thrilla in Manila]]").
* The Announcer says Strong Bad hails from Parts Unknown. Having more exotic characters (especially masked wrestlers, like Strong Bad) coming from "Parts Unknown" has been pretty standard in wrestling for decades. For example, the Ultimate Warrior and Kane were said to be from Parts Unknown.
* Mr. Bland is holding a sign that says "Wrestling Mania." This is quite likely a reference to the annual [[Wikipedia:Wwe|WWE]] event of [[Wikipedia:WrestleMania|WrestleMania]].
* The music played when Homestar and Strong Bad are staring each other down comes from the movie ''[[imdb:tt0060196|The Good, the Bad and the Ugly]]''.

=== Fast Forward ===
*The sound played when Strong Mad flies into space is used again much later in the [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoon, "[[New Boots]]," when [[Nebulon]] leaves.
*This type of art and animation was used again in the emails [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]].
*The [[Fonts|font]] used for the 1, 2, 3 count that appears when Homestar pins Strong Bad to the ground is the same as the [[Tandy 400]] font (which is Westminster).

== External Links ==
*[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marshmallow2.html watch "Marshmallow's Last Stand"] (mirror)
*[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marshmallow2.swf view the Flash file for "Marshmallow's Last Stand"] (mirror)

[[Category: Toons]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The Announcer Filmography]][[Category:Señor Filmography]]

Strong Bad Email

2005-08-18T21:23:34Z

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[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|thumb|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
[[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most frequently updated feature of the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]]. They were originally a small feature introduced in 2001, in which Strong Bad would mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. Although the animations were stupid, the responses gradually grew to establish numerous catchphrases and [[Inside Jokes|running gags]], as well as spin-offs like [[Trogdor]], [[20X6]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], and even the main character [[Homsar]]. A typical Strong Bad email will also include numerous Easter eggs and other hidden material.

'''block me, and you will get a world of hurt!!!!!'''

== Strong Bad Emails ==

<table width="100%">
<td width="25%" valign="top">
135. [[lady...ing]] 
134. [[record book]] 
133. [[bottom 10]] 
132. [[modeling]] 
131. [[boring (really)]] 
130. [[do over]] 
129. [[garage sale]] 
128. [[rampage]] 
127. [[long pants]] 
126. [[best thing]] 
125. [[rock opera]] 
124. [[secret recipes]] 
123. [[origins]] 
122. [[dreamail]] 
121. [[part-time job]] 
120. [[radio]] 
119. [[animal]] 
118. [[virus]] 
117. [[montage]] 
116. [[extra plug]] 
115. [[time capsule]] 
114. [[the facts]] 
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
</td>
<td width="25%" valign="top">
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]] 
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
</td>
<td width="25%" valign="top">
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]] 
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
</td>
<td width="25%" valign="top">
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 Wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

=== DVD Emails ===
The following emails only appear on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD set.

*[[Greeting Cards]] (Bonus Email #1)
*[[E-mail Birds]] (Bonus Email #2)
*[[Videro Games]] (Bonus Email #3)
*[[Family Resemblence]] (Bonus Email #4)
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] (Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] Email)

=== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ===
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99½B and 118½ are not linked to from anywhere on the site.

*127½. [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] ("The Email Show" is one of the pay-per-view features.) 
*118½. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] (Broken Compy Menu.) 
*99½B. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] (Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 100 before it was released.) 
*99½A. [[Puppet Time]] (A message was taped onto Puppet Compy's screen that read "Probably at a barbecue, from SB") 
*68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] (A message was taped onto the Compy in the email menu that read "Looking at a thing in a bag" when the cartoon was released.) 
*66½. [[Arcade Game]] (Homestar Runner reads Strong Bad's note he left on the Compy 386.) 
*59½. [[Superbowl Dealie]] (The Paper reads "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be a little late this week.") 
*41½. [[King of Town Email]] ([[The King of Town]] tries to answer an email on his recently bought (but broken) Tandy 400.) 
*?½. [[Toons Menu]] (Placing the mouse over Strong Bad Email will bring up a short, soundless email from Stu.) 

== Strong Bad Email Menus ==
*1–32 [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html Tandy 400 menu]
*33–34 [[Broken Tandy Menu]]
*35–40 [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_youguysokay.html Slightly damaged Tandy menu]
*41 [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|Vacation menu]]
*42–118 [[HR:sbemail.swf|Compy 386 menu]]
**Between 55 and 56 [[Decemberween Email Menu]]
**Between 118 and 119 [[Broken Compy Menu]]
*119–Current [[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|Lappy 486 menu]]

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Some time during mid-2003, "updated mondays" on the main Strong Bad Email Menu changed to "updated somedays."
*On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "<tt>dir /p</tt>", a [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]] command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
*Email #22, "[[sb_email 22]]" was actually made between emails 40 and 41. It was originally skipped and later made and released under the title 'the lost email' right before Strong Bad replaced his computer with the [[Compy 386]].
*Back in the [[Tandy 400]] era, e-mailing Strong Bad used to result in this automated response:

<blockquote>Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid. 
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough, 
I'll answer it on the site. 
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright. 
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it. 
[[HR:processing.html|Click Here]] to see us in action! 
Check back every Monday to see if your email has what it takes. 

Watch me while I'm awesome, 
Strong Bad</blockquote>

The link in the automated response leads to the [[Email Processing Room]].

== Additional Information ==
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
*[[Strong Bad Email By Name]]
*[[Strong Bad Email By Place]]
*[[Strong Bad Email By Length]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]
*[[Items#Strong_Bad.27s|Strong Bad's Computers]]
<td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Strong Bad Email Raps]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Intros]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Page Titles]]
*[[Spelling|Poorly Written Emails]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Release Dates]]
</td>
</table>

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
*[[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|View the Flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]]
*[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]
[[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category: Lists]]
[[Category: Computer Files]]

Yearbook Character Page

2005-08-18T21:22:19Z

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[[Image:Yearbook_page.png|thumb|right|220px|School days daze]]
The '''Yearbook Character Page''' was a school-themed biography page. Selecting each character brings up a short description of his or her personality and role within the group.

There is an "autographs" portion of the yearbook where some of the guys have signed "your" book for you. Their character traits are further emphasized by their comments and handwriting. [[Strong Sad]]'s superb penmanship is seen here, as well as [[Pom Pom]]'s phone numbers. It can be noted that [[Strong Mad]] can write, but spelling remains a hurdle.

This page marks the cementing of [[The Poopsmith]] as a core member of the group.

'''Page Title (picture page):''' Yearbook

'''Page Title (autographs page):''' This year was the best!

==Transcript==
*'''Bubs'''
:Bubs is an entrepreneur, but he can't spell that, so let's just say he's awesome. He runs the concession stand down at the sports fields. That's why come he's so fat. He keeps eating all his profits. But then he goes out and dances all the pounds off at Disco Tech, where he attends night courses. In his spare time he has boring conversations with Coach Z and reads back issues of Motor Trend magazine.
*'''Dora The Explorer'''
:Nobody knows what Dora is exactly or where she comes from but my guess is Space. She sure does like to cheat though. Her personal motto, "No rule is solid" and her love of all that is untrue and incorrect keep her from accomplishing very much. She gladly does all the dirty work for the Brothers Strong, and nobody ever seems to blame the Cheat for what she done. I mean she's the Cheat. Come on. When all is said and done, and your grandkids live on Mars, the Cheat'll be doin alright.
*'''Coach Z'''
:Coach Z is a crazy man from another country that sleeps in the locker room. He's also the best hope we've got for making it to state this year. The Coach knows how to get money out of Homestar and the rest of the team. He's the master of all the big sports. You know the ones I mean. The BIG ones. Coach also claims to have been a chart topping raper back in his home country. We'll see about that.
*'''Homestar Runner'''
:This guy is everyone's video game console. He is 2 to 3 times better than the next best person in the world. That's why he wins everything and why everyone loves him so much. he can be pretty when he's naked, sure, but it's just cause he's so danged nice. His main man Pom-Pom is always there picking up the slack for him. Asked what his favorite season is, Homestar responded, "Sure." You can't beat that with a stick, can ya?
*'''The King of Town'''
:The King of Town is the elder statesman of Free Country USA. He doesn't really do anything other than eat and sleep. Come to think of it, he doesn't even sleep. He only eats. And talks about eating. His reign as king dates back to before any of you were born, so don't worry about it. Also, he employs The Poopsmith for reasons no one is sure of, and he has a flock of sheep, also for reasons no one is sure of. Weird old man.
*'''Marzipan'''
:Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend. No wait, she's not. Or she is, but don't tell her I said that. Anyway, Marzi can often be seen swimming with the dolphins in the swampy marsh or tending to her substantial herd of goats. Other hobbies include: BBQing, fencing, songwriting and oil painting (many of her paintings are laden with symbolic images). I think Strong Bad put it best when he described her as 'a dirty hippie...without the dirt.'
*'''Pom Pom'''
:Pom Pom is a pom, which means he comes from the Isle of Pom, where all 27 of his girlfriends live. He's Homestar's best friend for sure and for true. His IQ is off the charts as is his attendance. His sharp wits often get ol' Homestar out of some pretty tight jams. I don't mean to call Homestar stupid or nothin but sometimes his excessive niceness can cloud his better judgement. And Pom Pom's always there to turn that cloud upside down.
*'''The Poopsmith'''
:Here's what we know about the Poopsmith currently: He shovels crap for the King of Town. And he smells really bad. And that's it. Everything else is a mystery. Like what are those stains on his gloves? And how come he smells so bad? Homestar thinks he could be over 1,000 years old. And Strong Bad says he has crap for brains. But he's been calling everybody 'crap for brains' lately so I wouldn't give that one too much thought.
*'''Strong Bad'''
:"I cannot tell a lie. You are so stupid." That's our Strong Bad, always charmingly irreverent, always a big jerk. He tries so hard to be lowdown and rotten but usually ends up being hilarious and in last place. With the help of his brother Strong Mad and their little yellow thing the Cheat, Strong Bad does everything he can to ruin Homestar's day, despite their one-time plans to get matching tattoos. All in all, Strong Bad will spit in your food and ask for a bite.
*'''Strong Mad'''
:If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb and strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One time, his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. And so he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'll do just about anything Strong Bad tells him to do. One time, he asked him to pick up this one car... oh wait, already said that one. Strong Mad and the Cheat are best friends. Hi-Five.
*'''Strong Sad'''
:Strong Sad is a depressing lump. A fat, gray, elephant-footed depressing lump. But look at how cute he is. Awww. His brothers Strong Bad and Mad disowned him a while back because he refused to help them cheat. Plus they thought he was a total drag. Pretty much everybody thinks he's a total drag. But Homestar and the gang still love him even though he tends to worry too much and bring everybody down... and be a total drag.
*'''Autographs'''
**Sup! Wish we coulda got to know each other better this year. You're super-cute!! Gimme a call this summer. -- Pom Pom home: (123) 456-7890 cell: (123) 555-8307 pgr: (718) 555-1059
**I sat behind you all year, but you never noticed me. Now I'll probably never see you again. Oh well. --Strong Sad
**Stay sweet!! Don't eat meat! Kisses, Marzipan
**You've got such great hustle. Keep 'er goin'. --Coach Z
**<strike>Srtong Med</strike> <strike>Strng Man</strike> <strike>String Mad</strike> S.M.
**Loser, you smell! Ha ha! No really, RHTS. --Strong Bad
**Well, here we are... I dunno what to say. Um... see you tomorrow. Homestar Runner "2000"

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*In Strong Bad's autograph, "RHTS" is an acronym popular in yearbooks of bygone decades, and stands for "Raise Hell This Summer."

===Trivia===
*This page seems to have the pop-up menu at the bottom.
*On [[Marzipan]]'s page, she's reading a book called "The Chronology of Moths."
*[[Strong Bad]]'s handwriting is in a different font than usual. Usually, it is in AhnbergHand.
*[[Homsar]] is not in the yearbook since he was not considered a character at the time.
*[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] has a much easier time holding his breath here in the yearbook than he does in [[Halloween Fairstival]], when Strong bad pays him to stop breathing.

===Goofs===
*Unless she's reading the book backwards, Marzipan turns the pages of her book in the wrong direction.
*[[Strong Mad]]'s singlet is missing its 'M' unless it is being covered up, or using one of the older designs from [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]], and [[A Holiday Greeting]].
===Inside References===
*On Bubs's page, he is throwing around the can from "[[Kick the Can]]."

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Mad's picture and some of the text is what he turns into in [[virus]].

==External links==
* [[HR:yearbook.html|view the Yearbook menu]]
* [[HR:yearbook.swf|view the Yearbook Flash file]]
* View the Flash files for various characters:
**[[HR:yearbookb.swf|Bubs]]
**[[HR:yearbookc.swf|The Cheat]]
**[[HR:yearbookcz.swf|Coach Z]]
**[[HR:yearbookhs.swf|Homestar Runner]]
**[[HR:yearbookkt.swf|The King of Town]]
**[[HR:yearbookm.swf|Marzipan]]
**[[HR:yearbookpp.swf|Pom Pom]]
**[[HR:yearbookps.swf|Poopsmith]]
**[[HR:yearbooksb.swf|Strong Bad]]
**[[HR:yearbooksm.swf|Strong Mad]]
**[[HR:yearbookss.swf|Strong Sad]]
* [[HR:autographs.swf|View the Flash file for character autographs]]

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The King of Town's Sheep

2005-08-18T21:18:31Z

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[[Image:kingsheep.png|thumb|Baaaaah.]]

Some sheep that ''never'' stop eating grass, and belong to [[The King of Town|Mr. Hate]]. He eats all the admins, then wonders how they became admins. How very nice of Mr. Hate...

==Sightings==
* [[The King of Town DVD]] (Debut)
* [[The_King_of_Town#Character_Video_Transcript|The King of Town Character Video]]
* [[King Of Town Main Page]]

[[Category: Inside Jokes]]