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Back To A Website

2025-06-05T22:35:40Z

Religious Corn: /* Remarks */ sectioned sitemap to add two things

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[[File:BackToAWebsite.png|thumb|"Let's go back to a website!"]]

Homestar and Strong Bad sing a song in celebration of 25 years of [[homestarrunner.com]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, [[The Fat Bee]], {{film|Nebulon}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Cardboard Homestar]], [[Clapper Loader]] (Easter egg), [[Cherry Greg]] (Easter egg), {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[The Garage]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[The Moon]], [[Soapbox]], [[The Stage]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, April 16, 2025

'''Running Time:''' 3:04 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 4:25 (Actual), 5:44 ([[YouTube]])

'''Page Title:''' Back to the Crazebox!

==Transcript==
''{Scene opens to the Trogdor arcade machine in the dark basement.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' Dot com dot com dot com dot com{{--}}

''{Cut to a football statue on Strong Mad's dresser.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' {{--}}dot com dot com dot com dot com{{--}}

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Bad, dripping with water, walks across the hallway wearing a towel across his waist and one on his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' {{--}}dot com dot com dot com{{--}}

''{Cut to Homestar in Strong Bad's computer room typing on the [[Lappier]]. Strong Bad walks into the room, still dripping water.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{blinking}'' YES! ''{to the camera}'' At long last, Homestar has finally lost all three of his marbles! Strong Mad, bring in the crazebox!

''{Strong Mad eagerly comes in carrying a metal kennel. The box is labeled "come on in" on the front with a clown wearing Homestar's propeller cap. On the side, it reads "crazebox".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com. ''{to Strong Bad}'' ALL DONE!

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{disappointed groan}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dare I ask what you ''think'' is happening here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I was just-a crumbling down memory lane and I thought I'd log onto our good old-fashioned type-in-some-words website.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So why are you just sitting there broken-record-ing "dot com"?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cuz it's twenty twenty-five, Strong Bad! ''{"it's 2025!" is written in masking tape on the bottom of Homestar's shoe}'' Our 25th year on the internet! ''{pouts}'' And as Saint Grandma Nedscape always taught us—

''{Cut to a Peasant's Quest-style frame with St. Grandma Nedscape flanked by two candles. Falling stars pass through her frame.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{low sound quality voiceover; imitating an old lady}'' Thou shalt receive one dot com for each year passéd on this widest of wüerld wöebs.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' That is a whole mess of made-up bullcrap right there, Homestar Runner.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! I wrote it on the plane!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{doing a double take}'' What the...? ''{stroking his chin}'' But I do wish we could go back to the old days sometimes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, back when the whole internet wasn't just on four websites on people's phones.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's do it! ''{pointing backwards}'' Let's go back!

''{Music starts playing}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Back where?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{smiling as he holds the crazebox}'' TO THE CRAZEBOX?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Back to a website!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Back to a website?

''{Strong Bad jumps out of the towel in a blur. He lands in his pants, which are standing on his desk where the No Loafing sign is. The lights dim and confetti is thrown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Let's go back to a website!

''{Strong Bad is dancing on the lighted floor of Club Technochocolate.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Come on, come on, come on, come on.

''{Strong Bad sings while Strong Mad plays bass and The Cheat plays the keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Back to a website!

''{Strong Bad is in front of a group of computer towers labeled "Datum Center".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Where you can log on, log on, log on, log on.

''{Cut to The Cheat, viewing a Powered By The Cheat cartoon on the Tangerine Dreams of Strong Bad's head rolling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' To your favorite websites!

''{The Cheat walks out.}''

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner Museum page.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Dot com, dot com, dot com, dot com!

''{Strong Bad slides in.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, that website!

''{Cut to Strong Bad typing on the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I was scrolling down{{--}}

''{Strong Bad's head is in front of HTML code}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' to the local HTML!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner on Main Page 1. The updates button reads "Kinda nifty!" The mouse scrolls over the buttons, triggering the animations.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Getting kinda nifty on the site!

''{Zoom in to the nose cone of the rocket. Strong Bad is standing in place of the astronaut.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Well, what do I see?

''{A URL is being typed while several GIFs of dancing rats play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' a W times three!

''{Homestar is standing on a soapbox reading "Twenty-Five Dot Coms". A shovel has dug several holes around the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And a dot com ''{gold foil seals appear}'' times 25!

''{A silhouetted Homestar Runner walks on the hills like the old intro.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Let's go back to a website!

''{Zoom in and rotate on the classic Homestar. Iris close.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Come on, come on, come on, come on!

''{Cut to Strong Bad singing on Strong Bad's Website.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Back to a website!

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are standing on the Yahoo Error Page. Several Powered By The Cheat logs reading "log on" drop in.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Where you can log on, log on, log on, log on!

''{A hand is clicking a mouse above text reading "click, please"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' To your favorite website!

''{A grainy Homestar Runner wearing a mustache appears in a media player}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{like "hustle for sports"}'' Web 1.0!

''{Strong Bad is under a spotlight}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Not just the same four websites!

''{Four smartphone icons for four social media websites appear: Fat Bluebird, Watchtape, Camgram, and Fazebroach.}''

''{Strong Bad is in Strong Badia holding a smartphone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' On your phone, your phone, your phone, your phone!

''{Cut to Pom Pom's chest. Several old models of cellular phones and PDAs pop out of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Phone, your phone, your phone, your phone!

''{Strong Bad is typing on the [[Tandy 400]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Lemme get, lemme get, lemme get, lemme get{{--}}

''{Strong Bad is at Bubs' Concession Stand, placing an order}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme get, lemme get, lemme get, lemme get!

''{Cut to the hit counter on Strong Bad's Website, which is counting up from 15.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That hit counter!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{wearing sunglasses}'' Ooh! Look at all those hits!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me sign that guest book!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner's Yearbook. Strong Lad signed "First!" in April 2000.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nobody's gonna sign my guest book!

''{Cut to another busy Thorax Corp webpage advertising illegal mp3s.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme join your web ring!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Can you really trust these people?

''{Cut to a webpage filled with blue hyperlinks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme see that links page!

''{Cut to Homestar as a college student from [[bike thief]] with his bike, talking to Cardboard Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{grunt-sighing as he takes out a roll of toilet paper}'' Uh, hey man, can you — can you link to my website?

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a chalkboard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme get that sitemap!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{removing sunglasses}'' What is a sitemap, anyways?

''{Strong Bad is standing on a button reading Flash Intro (non-skippable). He jumps from button to button.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nobody in the history of the Internet ever clicked on the sitemap!

''{The sitemap falls away.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar dancing on the computer desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, Homestar in falsetto}'' Let's go back to a website! Come on, come on, come on, come on!

''{Cut to Strong Sad's Blog.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, Homestar in falsetto}'' Back to a website!

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner screen saver}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, Homestar in falsetto}'' Where you can log on, log on, log on, log on! To your favorite website!

''{Cut to Strong Bad dancing with several Not Really Breakdancing Rodent GIFs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing in falsetto}'' Dot com, dot com, dot com, dot com!

''{Cut to the first intro. Fireworks explode. Strong Bad's head floats across the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, Homestar in falsetto}'' Oh, that website!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Website!

''{Zoom into a star inside Homestar's eye. Wipe to Homestar walking a One, Two cycle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Scrolling, scrolling!

''{A mouse is scrolling as Strong Bad and Homestar walk on the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Scrolling, scrolling!

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Now we're scrolling, scrolling!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Till you get to the end of the page!

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are at the Lappier}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Scrolling, scrolling!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Scrolling, scrolling!

''{Cut to the current Flash intro. The screen scrolls to Homestar Runner's Website.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Yeah, we're scrolling, scrolling!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There used to be an end of the page!

''{Zoom in. Cut to Homestar dancing in front of Strong Mad and The Cheat playing their instruments. Strong Bad is dancing behind them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing in falsetto}'' Back to a website!

''{Cut to Homestar locked in the crazebox being carried away by Strong Mad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing in falsetto}'' Dot egg, dot gov, dot com!

''{Zoom out. Strong Bad is surfing on the crazebox as Strong Mad walks toward a sign reading "website".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Back to a website!

''{The [[Compy 386]] has a Flagrant System Error. A pop-up window with Strong Bad appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Log on, log on, log on, log on, log on, log on!

''{A Homestar pop-up appears}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dot com.

''{Fade to the current intro screen, with Strong Bad and Homestar standing in the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Log on, log on, log on, log on!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dot com.

''{Scene fades to Homestar and Strong Bad standing on the desk in front of the No Loafing Sign.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I hate to say it, but that was a ''{increasingly slurred}'' pretty, pretty good duet there, Homestar Runner! Pretty good!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! I wrote it on the plane!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, does this mean our website's gonna have more frequent updates featuring our hilarious adventures?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? ''{Flatly}'' No. No, not at all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, cool. See ya at Halloween, then?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, maybe.

''{Homestar walks away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' On your phone, your phone, your phone, your phone.

''{Strong Bad walks off the desk and does a somersault jump. He crashes violently into something off-screen.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZEBOX!

''{Strong Bad is sprawled on the floor. There is a visible dent in the crazebox that Strong Mad is holding.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling in pain}'' Mumble... mumbletina.

''{Fade to black. The [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo appears with a gold foil seal reading "dot 25 coms".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dot com!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the "dot 25 coms" badge:
:''{Start of [[First Time Here?]]}''

:'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take 1. ''{snaps clapperboard and moves it away so Homestar becomes visible}''

:'''CHERRY GREG:''' Action!

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net. '''"It'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>'''s dot com! dot com!''' ''{every time he says "dot com", another stacks upon the previous one}'' '''dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com!''' ''{his voice is digitally pitched up}'' '''dot com! dot com! dot com!"''' ''{the last "dot com" in the stack flies forward, breaking the camera lens}'' Was that good? Did I do it great?

:'''CHERRY GREG:''' That was 26, man!

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestarrunner dot net. '''That was 26, man!'''

:''{beep}''

*At the end, click on the star in the Homestar Runner logo:
:''{Cut to Strong Sad in the crazebox}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' How can you even imply that about sitemaps? They revolutionized the way people make websites! They're like the fundamental backbone of search engine optimization. Tens of thousands of UI and UX people are going to revolt against you just for saying that about sitemaps!

:''{Pan right to reveal Strong Bad wearing his towels resting with his feet against Strong Sad, obscured behind the crazebox}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's great, UI nerd. Just keep talkin'. Your strugglin' and jagglin' is giving me a good foot rub here.

:'''STRONG SAD:''' Maybe if you ever used a sitemap, your janky old website would get more visitors and traffic.

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grunts and kicks Strong Sad}''

:'''STRONG SAD:''' OW!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*Several of the URLs shown in the toon lead to pages:
**[[hr:localhtmell|www.homestarrunner.com/localhtmell]] {{--}} A [[localhtmell|3D render]] of a server. Clipping into it reveals a [[Swiss Cake Roll]] inside.
**[[hr:guestbook|www.homestarrunner.com/guestbook]] {{--}} A backup of [[oldhr:guestyear.swf|guestyear.swf]].
**[[hr:lynxpage|www.homestarrunner.com/lynxpage]] {{--}} Redirect to [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].
**[[hr:notreallybreakdancing|www.homestarrunner.com/notreallybreakdancing]] {{--}} Redirect to [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*While not one of the URLs shown in the toon, a [[Sitemap]] page ([[hr:sitemap|here]]) was added to the [[NavBar]] on the day of the toon's release.
*The guestbook page reads:
<blockquote>
April 2000 
Strong Lad: First! 
0 replies 
May 2008 
Still 0 replies 
October 2014 
Oh so 0 replies 
July 2022 
...
</blockquote>
*The ThoraxCorp page reads:
<blockquote>
YOUR Total Stardom(tm) begins with 
thriving business and what bidness 
thrives more than late-era dot 
commery? 
Sign in, Log in, Sign up, Log on, 
Use yer ID, what else? 
Give a try!
</blockquote>
*The disk in the [[floppy disk container]] is labeled "{{w|Magic Carpet (video game)|magic carpet}}".

===Remarks===
*The copyright date is updated to 2025 on [[Main Page 1]] in the toon, but not on the actual main page.
**Additionally, the page in the toon reads "last updated 4-16-25" (the date of the toon's release), but the actual [[main pages]] still say "updated every someday".
*The sitemap has several oddities:
**[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]], and [[Soap Box Doiby]], which are not hosted on the site, are listed under [[Toons]].
**One of the toons is listed as "Can't Say Job" instead of its actual title, [[A Jorb Well Done]].
**"[[Astro-Lite 2600|Astrolite 2000]]" is listed twice under [[Games]].
**[[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]] are listed under [[Characters]].
*Removing the border from the Flash file at the scene where Strong Bad's towel falls reveals he is actually wearing pants, just with a lower waistline than usual.

===Inside References===
*Homestar having tape on his shoe may be a reference to [[tape-leg]] and [[Tape-leg|its associated running gag]].
*St. Grandma NedScape is a reference to [[Netscape]].
*The music video features clips based on:
**The original homestarrunner.com main page (as seen in [[Old Flash Stuff]])
**[[Main Page 1]]
**The dancing rodent from [[isp]]
**[[Old Intro 2]]
**[[Strong Bad's Website]]
**The [[fake error page]] from [[The System is Down]]
**[[Coach Z's 110%]]
**[[Secret Pages#homestar_yearbook|Homestar's Yearbook]]
**[[Thorax Corporation]]
**[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
**The [[Homestar Runner Screensaver]]
**The [[Old Intro]]
**[[One Two, One Two]]
**The [[Old New Intro]]
**[[Homestar Runner's Website]]
**The Flagrant System Error from [[virus]]
**The [[index page]]
*Homestar's Easter egg is based on [[First Time Here?]].
*The HTML in the background of the "localhtmell" page is from the source code of [[Old Flash Stuff]].
*Two of the social media icons seen are "[[Fat Bluebird]]" and "Fazebroach", the latter of which is a reference to [[Strong Bad Classics!]].
*Among the phones that appear from Pom Pom's body are the [[Pom Pilot]] and a [[Powered by The Cheat]] cellphone from the [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]] music video.
*The hit counter page is "Programmed by [[Edgar]]".
*"Dot egg" was mentioned in [[pom pom]].
*Strong Bad [[Couch Mumbling|mumbles something while being rendered unconscious]] again. The phrase he mumbles is similar to "Garbledina" from [[the facts]].
*Strong Bad calls Homestar's claims "a whole [[mess]] of made-up bull[[crap]]".

===Real World References===
*The "same four websites" are Fat Bluebird, Watchtape, Facebroach, and Camgram, which are parodies of X (formerly Twitter), YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram respectively.
*The links page mentions [[Paul and Storm|DaVinci's Notebook]], [[The Skate Party]], and [[Eric Conveys An Emotion: The Interview|Emotion Eric]], creators whom [[the Brothers Chaps]] have collaborated with; as well as {{w|Joe Cartoon}}, {{w|Happy Tree Friends}}, {{w|Joe Sparks (video game developer)|Radiskull and Devil Doll}}, and [https://www.webdesignmuseum.org/gallery/nosepilot-2000 Nose Pilot], all [[Flash]] animations from the late 1990s to mid-to-late 2000s.

==YouTube Version==
*The title is capitalized differently, as "Back to a Website".
*The description for this toon is:
<blockquote>Homestar Runner and Strong Bad briefly join forces to celebrate 25 years of [[Noun-ery|dot commery]]! 
 
Get the #1 jam if ya want! 
[https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/back-to-a-website https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/...]</blockquote>

After the song, a [[Fake YouTube End Screens|false autoplay image]] shows [[The Announcer]] interviewing Homestar at AWMPSCE, called "Jack 'em Up Kid Interview Goes ON the Rails??!!"

The Easter eggs play automatically:
*The welcome speech
*Strong Sad in the crazebox

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|toons/backtoawebsite|swf=media/pages/toons/backtoawebsite/1ce5ee24ad-1744927518/back2awebsite4|youtube=2z7kVH9xePM}}
*[https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/back-to-a-website ''Back to a Website'' on Bandcamp]

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Music Videos]]

The Cheat Evolution

2025-05-09T03:49:07Z

Religious Corn: eighth design

'''[[The Cheat]]''' has not changed much in appearance after his first Flash design. After several revisions to his coloring and shading, he has looked largely the same since late 2001.

{| class=wikitable
! Image !! Remarks !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| <center>'''First design'''</center>
[[Image:The_cheatachu72.PNG|150px]]
| Although referred to as a "cheat", that is not specified as his name. || 1996 || [[Original Book]]
''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]'', ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]''; ''[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]''
| N/A
|-
| <center>'''Second design'''</center>
[[Image:oldthecheat.png|150px]]
| Named "The Cheat" || January 2000 || [[Old Characters Page]]
''[[lady...ing]]''
| The Cheat is wider and stockier, positioned in a more upright stance with a shorter right "foot", and stands slightly shorter. His fur has a warmer shade, with a gradient color, while he has fewer dark spots. The front of his head is less pointed, and he has only three tufts of fur on his head instead of four. His eyes are closer together and shaped like ovals.
|-
| <center>'''Third design'''</center>
[[Image:DancinBubsCharacterCardsTheCheat.png|150px]]
| || April 2000 (or earlier) || [[Dancin' Bubs]]; [[Character Cards]]; [[The Reddest Radish]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo)
''[[virus]]''
| His overall appearance has been cleaned up, with smoother, thinner lines and rounder spots. His eyes now shine. His fur is more of a golden tone. In some appearances, his outer lines have a "shaggy" furred look to them.
|-
| <center>'''Fourth design'''</center>
[[Image:2ndthecheat.png|150px]]
| || April 2000 (or earlier) || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
''[[Hremail 7]]''
| The Cheat's fur is now goldenrod rather than gradient bright yellow. The spiral on his chin is tighter. His "hands" are more rounded. His shading has gone. His spot pattern has been revised to more circular spots that occasionally overlap; the pattern is exactly the same in all subsequent designs.
|-
| <center>'''Fifth design'''</center>
[[Image:thecheat_evolution_themesong.png|150px]]
| || May 2000 (or earlier) || [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[Strong Bad Sings]]
''[[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]''
| His outlines are now colored.
|-
| <center>'''Sixth design'''</center>
[[Image:TheCheatDesign4.png|150px]]
| || December 2000 || [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[The Luau]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]]; [[The Interview]]; [[A Mother's Day Message]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[lunch special]]; [[privileges]]; [[Toikey TV]]; [[Compy Catalog]] || He has a little bit of shading. This design is sometimes used in conjunction with the current design, typically when he is [[Crisper Drawer|lying on his back]] or for a rear view.
|-
|<center>'''Seventh design'''</center>
[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|150px]]
| || December 2001 || Toons from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] to [[Kick-A-Ball]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 15|15]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] from [[i rule]] to [[dictionary]]; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] || His shading has been redone, with highlights added as well. His eyes are glossier, with a second highlight spot. He is drawn with a darker outline that varies in width to add depth.
|-
|<center>'''Eighth design'''</center>
[[Image:WhereUGoing2 TheCheat.png|150px]]
| This is the current design. || April 2009 || Toons from [[Where U Goin' 2?]] to current; [[parenting]] || His shading is more orange and curves more gradually. His eyes are angled slightly. His arms rest higher on his body. His spots are more neatly circular, and he has an extra one under his tuft. The outlines of his "feet" are also neater. His walking animation is bouncier.

[[Category: Character Evolution|Cheat Evolution, The]]
[[Category:The Cheat]]

File:WhereUGoing2 TheCheat.png

2025-05-09T03:34:30Z

Religious Corn: The Cheat's adjusted design from Where U Goin' 2?

The Cheat's adjusted design from [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

Disney

2022-04-29T20:24:04Z

Religious Corn: /* Appearances */ imitates

[[Image:Poopsmith Tron.PNG|thumb|The Poopsmith as Tron]]
Works produced by '''{{wp|The Walt Disney Company}}''' have inspired many animators, including [[The Brothers Chaps]]. The Brothers have also made references to popular [[Wikipedia:Disneyland Park (Anaheim)|Disneyland]] and [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney World Resort|Walt Disney World]] rides and attractions.

TBC have had a [http://articles.latimes.com/2012/mar/12/entertainment/la-et-disney-animation-20120312 development deal] with Disney. Both Brothers directed the music video for "[[youtube:DMebRvE9oH0|Figure 8]]" from [[They Might Be Giants]]' Disney album ''[[wikipedia:Here Come the 123s|Here Come the 123s]]''. [[Matt]] has since then worked on various [[Wikipedia:Disney Television Animation|Television Animation]] series, most predominantly ''[[wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''. The Brothers created the webseries ''[[Two More Eggs]]'' for [[Wikipedia:Disney XD|Disney XD]]'s [[YouTube]] channel.

==Appearances==
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — [[The Announcer]] pronounces "Please" the same way as does the title character in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[The Poopsmith]] is dressed as the title protagonist of the 1982 Disney movie ''[[Wikipedia:Tron (film)|Tron]]''. Also, the [[Visor Robot]] created in this toon bears a resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Maximillian (The Black Hole)|Maximillian]], the evil robot from the movie ''[[IMDb:tt0078869|The Black Hole]]''.
*Email [[12:00]] — In the VCR Easter egg, one of the VHS tapes has a label that reads ''[[Wikipedia:Condorman|Condorman]]''.
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] complains that Pantsburg is more boring than [[Wikipedia:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride|Mr. Toad's Wild Ride]], but admits the ride was actually fun.
*Email [[invisibility]] — The [[Tandy 400]]'s last words, "end of line", are quoted from ''Tron''. The sinister [[Wikipedia:Master Control Program (Tron)|Master Control Program]] always ended conversations with his minions by saying "End of line."
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — At one point, Strong Bad as [[Archibald]] looks like [[Wikipedia:Captain Nemo|Captain Nemo]] and is battling a squid, which refer to the 1954 Disney movie, ''[[Wikipedia:20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954 film)|20,000 Leagues Under the Sea]]''.
*Email [[theme park]] — The [[Riverquest Safariventure|Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure]] is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Jungle Cruise|Jungle Cruise]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[The King of Town]] dresses as the Mayor of Halloweentown from ''[[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]''. His head also turns around to change the expression from happy to sad.
*Email [[animal]] — [[Sterrance]] is seen wearing yellow shoes that look like the ones [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]] wears.
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] — In the Teen Girl Squad/Sweet Cuppin Cakes crossover sampler, when the [[Arrow'd Guy]] turns [[The Wheelchair]] from a crude cartoon wheelchair drawing into a more realistic wheelchair drawing, The Wheelchair says a line spoken by the title character in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Pinocchio (1940 film)|Pinocchio]]'': "I'm a real boy!"
*Email [[radio]] — Marzipan's book, ''Tolstoy Story 2'', is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story 2|Toy Story 2]]''.
*[[Ever and More!]] (Easter egg) — [[Homestar Runner]] sings the ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales|DuckTales]]'' theme song.
*Email [[licensed]] — The outside wall of [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]] has an image of The Cheat as a mouse holding a honey pot reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Winnie_the_Pooh (Disney)|Winnie the Pooh]]. The knock off DVD ''The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4'' imitates such Disney princess films as ''[[Wikipedia:Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937 film)|Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Cinderella (1950 film)|Cinderella]]''.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]]'s speech to [[The Ugly One]], "All this time I was looking around, and you weren't right there in front of me. But I realized—when I was looking around—that you were right there in front of me—all this time—Ugly One", mimics the song "What I've Been Looking For" from the [[Wikipedia:Disney Channel|Disney Channel]] movie ''[[Wikipedia:High School Musical|High School Musical]]''.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — At the Homsar Reservation, Strong Sad worries that he may have an inflammation of the pretendix and then fears that he may have a "rumble in [his] tumble." This refers to Winnie the Pooh, who often says that he has a "rumbly in [his] tumbly."
*Email [[email thunder]] — Homestar claims to have once dressed up like Coach Z. This scene shows Coach Z with a fondue pot and a [[Wikipedia:Tigger#Disney adaptations|Tigger]] tail.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When they arrive at the graveyard, Homestar thinks they're at [[Wikipedia:Disneyland|Disneyland]] when he tells Pom Pom that they will go to several Disney attractions there, such as [[Wikipedia:Space Mountain|Space Mountain]], [[Wikipedia:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride|Mr. Toad]] and [[Wikipedia:Pirate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island|Tom Sawyer Island]] and also mentions that they parked in the [[Wikipedia:Goofy|Goofy]] section of the Disney character-themed parking lot. At the end, he says to Pom Pom, "Happy [[Wikipedia:Carousel of Progress|Carousel of Progress]]!", which refers to an attraction found at [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney World|Walt Disney World]].
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — The scene with Strong Bad on the mountaintop is a parody of the "Night On Bald Mountain" scene of ''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (film)|Fantasia]]'', with Strong Bad as Chernabog.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — At the end of the toon, Homestar asks Coach Z if, as part of the latter's costume, he stole Mickey Mouse's pants.
*''[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]'' — Strong Bad calls [[Sam & Max|Max]] "[[Wikipedia:Stitch (Disney)|Stitch]]".
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar asks if [[Wikipedia:Dom DeLuise|Dom DeLuise]] was in ''[[Wikipedia:The Boatniks|The Boatniks]]''. (He wasn't, although he did do some voice-over work for Disney.)
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Marzipan dresses as [[Wikipedia:Captain EO|Captain EO]], the title character of a movie shown at the Disney theme parks.
*[[Later That Night...]] — Pom Pom's costume is of the [http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Orange_Bird Orange Bird].
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Bubs goes as [[Wikipedia:Grunkle Stan|Grunkle Stan]] from ''[[wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''.
*[[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] — Strong Sad is dressed as Tummi Gummi of ''[[Wikipedia:Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears|Adventures of the Gummi Bears]]''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — The Poopsmith's Halloween Costume is once again the title character of an early 80s Disney film, [[Wikipedia:Condorman|Condorman]]. Homestar also [[What are you supposed to be?|mistakes]] Bubs' costume as "the [[Wikipedia:Genie (Disney)|''Aladdin'' genie]] dressed as Captain Lou Albano."
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] — Homsar's Halloween Costume is Old B.O.B. from ''The Black Hole''.
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] — [[The Goblin]] dresses as Creeper from ''[[Wikipedia:The Black Cauldron (film)|The Black Cauldron]]'', in homage to [[Sierra]]'s {{wp|The Black Cauldron (video game)|adventure game version}}.

== See Also ==
*[[Two More Eggs]]
*[[The Muppets]]
*[[Marvel]]
*[[George Lucas]]
*[[LucasArts]]
*[[Don Bluth]]
*[[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]]
*[[The Simpsons]]
*[[Alex Hirsch]]

[[Category:Entertainment running gags]][[Category:Inside Jokes]][[Category:Side Projects]]

parenting

2022-04-11T16:23:25Z

Religious Corn: /* Remarks */ I heard you got a new smartphone

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[[File:sbemailParenting.png|thumb|"Mommydaddy's so proud of you!"]]
A father to be asks Strong Bad for parenting advice and Strong Bad obliges by sharing his experience in '''''"health class"'''''.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Shut Up, Lady|Lady}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, [[Alex Hirsch]] (YouTube only), [[Bubs]] (Easter egg, Flash only)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[House of Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], Playground, [[Recording Studio]] (YouTube only), [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg, Flash only)

{{Comp|Lappier}}

'''Date:''' Friday, April 1, 2022

'''Running Time:''' 7:53 (Flash), 10:00 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Get the Droops!

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD''': And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check my wha, then you can ''{rhythmic mumbles}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
S to the Bad, 
I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the 
first thing about raising a kid. Do you have 
any tips or suggestions on how best to care for 
a baby? 
Mike 
Riverview, FL
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "S to the Bad" as "Stothe Bad" and "FL" as "for life".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Don't sweat it, Mike. You're already on the right track by coming to me first. Instead of, ya know, like, your parents or a medical professional or any number of ''{text begins to become smaller as his voice gets quieter}'' non-email checking wrestlemen. ''{clears screen}'' And while I'm no dad meself, I actually do have some expertise on the subject. Turns out we all had to try out some child rearing in one of the nebulous health classes ''{The last two words are spoken in a disgusted tone with half-closed eyelids, and typed in a wavy, distorted, multicolored font. The entire screen dims except the area around those words as they start to grow, while various "spooky" sound effects and traffic sounds play. Eventually, the words and screen return to normal with a "pop" sound effect, and Strong Bad continues}'' that we for some reason allow Coach Z to teach us.

''{Cut to a panning shot of Marzipan, Homestar, Strong Bad, and The Cheat sitting at desks, looking questioningly at bags of banana pudding. Music plays briefly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We were all given sammich bags full of banana puddin' to take care of as practice{{--}}

''{Cut to a closer shot of Strong Bad and The Cheat looking at their bag of pudding.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}for raisin' a baby.

''{Cut to Coach Z at the front of the classroom, standing next to a sign reading "HEY! A GOOD PERSON" with an arrow pointing at Coach Z himself.}''

'''COACH Z:''' All right, potential parental units, you all have your R.H.B's, ''{produces his own bag of pudding}'' or as we in the medical field call 'em: ''{turns the page on the sign, showing a drawing of a bag of pudding with a face on it labeled:}'' "Real Human Babies".

''{Cut to a closer shot of Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Now, the next 18 to 35 years o' yer life are gonna revolve around keepin' this thing alive-slash-in a wi-fi hotspot. ''{turns the page again, showing the pudding with a smartphone with a wi-fi symbol over its head}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How is this slopsack anything like a real human baby?

''{Cut to Coach Z holding up his pudding.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Exaca like an R.H.B.! It's small, it's mushy, smells like plastic, and it's fulla yellow goop! And whichever one o' youse keeps theirs alive the longest{{--}}

''{Cut to the King of Town, who has opened his bag and is slurping up the last of the pudding through a straw.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And I'm out! ''{leaves}''

''{Cut back to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' {{--}}gets a different bag of pistachio puddin' ''{holds up bag of pistachio pudding}'' as a ''re''ward!

''{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling, with a different pose for each line as though imitating a whole crowd:}'' Oh, sounds pretty good! Didja hear? Pistachio pudding! Bag of pudding! Have you heard the latest news? Not a bad pudding! Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Whadja say? I wasn't listening.

''{Strong Bad gives Homestar an annoyed expression as crickets chirp for a few seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? I can be a one-man hubbub.

''{Cut to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Now get out there in that fierld and show me some defense!

''{A whistle sounds as the scene wipes to Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat shuffling around on a football field with Coach Z's silhouette in the foreground.}''

'''ALL BUT COACH Z:''' ''{indistinct grunts}'' 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shimmy shimmy...

'''COACH Z:''' Or... I mean... do all the good baby stuff and whatnot.

''{Silhouettes of the six students appear against a yellow sky, break off into pairs, and walk away from each other. A drum beat starts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so, we paired off into... er, pairs, and set off to experience the ponders of warenting.

''{A splash screen with those last four words appears.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The ponders of warenting!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the computer room. The Cheat is holding the corner of the bag of pudding in his mouth. Its seal has come undone, and some of the pudding has dripped down to the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't hold her like that! She'll get the droops! You gotta hold her by the corners. Like you would a real baby.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{with an upset expression}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well this ain't no Cheat-pup! Give it here!

''{Cut to a close-up as Strong Bad takes the bag and holds it up by the corners.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There there, pud-wad. Let's just settle down{{--}}

''{Cut to a medium shot as he kneels down and starts scooping the pudding off the floor and back into the bag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}and scoop your brains back in. Like you would a real baby.

''{The splash screen returns, still reading "The Ponders of Warenting".}''

'''SINGERS:''' The ponders of warenting!

''{Cut to Strong Sad in his room, with the bag of pudding sitting on a table on top of some paper towels, with safety pins and a jar of talcum powder nearby.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oookay, gotta change this baby. Let's see... ''{cut to a view from above the bag, looking at Strong Sad}'' Triangle, corner to tip, tuck down, scrimshaw right, scrimshaw left, and done!

''{Cut back to show the bag of pudding now sitting in a paper hat. Pan right to Strong Mad, holding an origami crane with banana pudding dripping from it.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I FORGOT TO SCRIMSHAW LEFT!

''{The splash screen returns, still reading "The Ponders of Warenting".}''

'''SINGERS:''' The ponders of warenting!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat walking toward the King of Town, who is behind a host podium at what appears to be a restaurant. A sign on the gray stone wall above them reads "SteaKasTle", with a T-bone steak in place of the "T". Strong Bad is wearing a baby carrier holding his and The Cheat's pudding bag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Say there, local proprietor! My co-parent ''{indicating The Cheat}'' and I were wondering if this is a family-friendly establishment.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, sure! I've been friendly to families at least a couple of times. ''{cut to a closer shot}'' Maybe you guys will get lucky! ''{winks while a "splat" sound effect plays}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{recoiling}'' Never wink at me again. ''{turns back to the King}'' Table for two, please, plus a highchair.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this '70s highchair. ''{turns around}''

''{Cut to a rusty bear trap on chair legs with a rubber duck sitting inside it and cobwebs hanging from it. It creaks and shakes for a moment, and the trap snaps shut, severing the duck's head. A bubble appears above it reading "APPROVED BY 70'S PEDIATRICIANS".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooooh, uh, ''{cut back to the three characters}'' maybe I'll just put her in my lap. You got a kids menu?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this '70s kids menu.

''{He produces a menu, which then appears in closeup. The top of the menu reads "SteaKasTle Kids' menu". On the left is a picture of a steak, labeled "Steak (Market Price)". Next to it is an "Activity Maze!", which is an empty rectangle with right-pointing arrows at the left ("start") and right ("end") labeled "Help the Steak get to the Cigar for smooth enjoyment!". On the right is a lit cigar labeled "Cigars (Vincent Price)".}''

'''LADY:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, Barbara, what a riot!

''{A bubble appears over the menu reading "APPROVED BY 70'S MOMS".}''

'''LADY:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's order one for the kids! I'll eat their cigars if they don't finish.

''{The bubble's text changes to "SHUT UP, LADY!". Cut back to the characters, with Strong Bad looking extremely annoyed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I even wanna know the condition of your '70s bathroom?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' It's more like a ''seventeen''-seventies bathroom. ''{turns around}''

''{Cut to a hole in the ground near the King's castle with bricks around it, a sign reading "the privy, prithee", and a roll of toilet paper reading "strides of great progreſſ" and "progreſſo soup". The Poopsmith leans out from behind the castle giving the thumbs up as the camera zooms in on him. He smirks. Cut back to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the King.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{recoiling again}'' Gah! Unexpected Poopsmirk! That's it, we're going to a real family restaurant! ''{he and The Cheat turn to leave, and then both abruptly stop as Strong Bad turns around to say:}'' Like the micro-brewery! ''{they continue, then stop again}'' Or a craft distillery! ''{they continue, then stop again}'' Or that vape shop that also sells hot fries!

''{The splash screen returns, still reading "The Ponders of Warenting".}''

'''SINGERS:''' The ponders of warenting!

''{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in Marzipan's kitchen. Homestar is wearing blue goggles, a plaid apron, and a clothespin on his chin. A bag of pudding is on the counter, with a potted plant and a box of "Diaps" nearby.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's also important that we never water the plants in front of her. ''{pushes the plant away from the bag}'' Babies have inverse agricultural tendencies when they're this young. "Inverse" means "opposite", Marzipan, so she might grow up thinking you should ''never'' water plants! And that's just wrong. Just plain old dang old wrong. You have to water plants, Marzipan. With sunlight.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looming over Homestar more and more with each word, but constantly smiling and in a friendly voice}'' You have no idea what you're talking about, and I disagree with everything that comes out of your mouth, you lump of underbitten cluelessness.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{incredibly confused}'' Um, are you okay? It's like mean-say Marzipan's brain is coming out of nice-say Marzipan's face!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{stepping back from Homestar}'' Babies understand tone and body language. ''{slowly leans down to look at the bag}'' So it's very important that she doesn't know how much we hate each other until she's in college.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in an understanding tone}'' Oooohh! Mean-say mean-say!

''{The splash screen returns, now reading "The Donders of Warranty".}''

'''SINGERS:''' The donders of warranty!

''{Cut to a tablet, showing a screen with a diaper with a face and reading "SCREENBY SITTER". A bag of pudding is taped to it. The diaper on the tablet hovers around and speaks.}''

'''SCREENBY SITTER:''' Eh-heh-heh-heh! You're doing great! Your parents are busy!

''{Strong Sad's hand appears and picks up the tablet.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad!

''{Cut to the door of Strong Mad's room. Strong Mad's silhouette is in the foreground, while Strong Sad holds the tablet and bag.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you tape the baby to a tablet so you could play video games on a different tablet for six hours?

''{The screen pans over and Strong Mad comes into focus.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' A DIFFERENT MORE EXPENSIVE TABLET!

''{He holds up a larger tablet than the first, which has "CLAPPING PARTY MOBILE!" playing on it. The tablet shines and the word "PRO" emanates from it.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Pro!

''{Cut back to the Screenby Sitter in Strong Sad's hand.}''

'''SCREENBY SITTER:''' Eh-heh-heh-heh! Don't turn me off! I can teach you about... ''{considers for a moment}'' screens!

''{The splash screen returns, now reading "The Jodhpurs of Clarencing".}''

'''SINGERS:''' The jodhpurs of clarencing!

''{Cut to Homestar, wearing a gray jacket, holding a cup of Hot Jones, and staring at a smartphone. Behind him is a swing set in a sandbox. One bag of pudding is sitting in a swing, while another sits nearby with a toy shovel planted in the ground next to it. Music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's that, sweetie? Daddy's working! ''{drinks some Jones}'' Uh huh, I see! That's great, sweetie! That's... some real... development... right there, that's... fine motor. Mommydaddy's so proud of you!

''{Cut to the bag falling out of the swing and bumping into the other bag, then cut to a close-up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oopsie! Did someone have a fall-down-badoompsie?

''{Cut to a wide shot as Strong Bad suddenly runs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Your kid owes my kid an apology!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, they're just little puddin's. I doubt that was on purpose.

''{Cut to a closer shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kids don't just do stuff like that! That is some learned behavior! Is that the kind of messed-up stuff you're teaching there at the Star-Runner household?! ''{zoom out as he jumps up and hovers in place}'' Pushin' kids around in the sandbox?! ''{Homestar walks up to the bags as Strong Bad continues to hover}'' Er, where are you going? Indignant... I... ''{lands}''

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry. I gotta post this. This is just adorable!

''{Cut to the two bags. Homestar holds up his phone to the bags as Strong Bad kneels next to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good call. That ''is'' adorable. ''{smiling}'' Look up here, sweetie! Can you wave?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody say "The Cheat"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat!

''{Homestar takes the picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still smiling}'' Still gonna badmouth you online at the preschool forums.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah, totally, totally.

''{Homestar takes another picture. Cut back to Coach Z in the classroom as the "Ponders of Warenting" instrumental plays. The sign now shows a large bag of pudding, sticking out its tongue, with a graduation cap, labeled "Fully Licensed Rents".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well clarss, you did it! You're all fully prepared to have kids!

''{Cut to a reverse shot of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But we all kept them alive, so who wins the pistachio puddin'?

''{Cut to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well I do, o' course!

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What why? ''{collapses on the desk}''

''{Cut to a close-up of Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{pulls up a discolored plastic bag with a dark brown substance in it}'' I've been keeping little Absorbine Junior here alive since I was your age! ''{nuzzles the bag}'' Ain't that right, Absorby?

''{Cut to a panning shot of the classmates, who all look disgusted and mutter to themselves.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Who's daddy's little puddin'? Who's daddy little baby?

''{Cut back to Coach Z, who taps the bag.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' Ba dorn dang dorn dorn dang dang dorn!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Truly distasteful.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad on his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And so Mike Morkleson, ''{stops typing}'' I-I don't know if that's your last name but you just seem like a real Morkleson ''{resumes typing}'' thus ended my brief foray into the soirée of fatherhood. I've distilled it all down into ''{types "to" instead}'' 3 main points, so you can remember: ''{clears screen}'' Number one: ''{typed as "1."}'' Babies are totally boring for the first nine months. Give to Grandma. 2. Keep a drawer full of useless keys and TV remotes for some reason. ''{not typed}'' And number ''{typed}'' 3. That much ballyhooed 'new baby smell' people are always talking about, ''{starts shouting}'' it just smells like crap! Babies just smell like crap! ''{the next line is typed in yellow at an angle}'' You just get used to it!! ''{the next line is typed in orange, slightly larger, at a different angle}'' Don't let 'em fool you! ''{the next line is typed in red, even larger, and at yet another angle}'' It's not a good smell! ''{stops typing and raises his fist}'' BABIES SMELL LIKE CRAAAAAAAP! ''{falls over from his desk}''

''{The CGI Paper comes down.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eeow!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Riverview, FL" when Strong Bad says it to bring up a screenshot of [[Peasant's Quest]], with the command "view river" and large text reading "Riverview 4Life".
*At the end, click on "ballyhooed" to play a commercial for SteaKasTle:
:''{The SteaKasTle sign appears.}''
:'''SINGERS:''' SteaKasTle! ''{The text on the sign moves forward while the sign dims out. The following tagline appears as it's sung:}'' "We put two steaks in our name!"
:'''NARRATOR:''' One is the word "steak"! ''{the "Steak" in the name is underlined}'' The other is the letter T. ''{a red arrow points to the T-turned-steak}''
:''{The logo and tagline fade out.}''
*At the end, click on "Babies" to play a [[Styles Upon Styles]] commercial:
:''{Music plays as the "Styles Upon Styles" logo bounces onto a blue screen.}''
:'''NARRATOR:''' Styles Upon Styles presents:
:''{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad at the playground, posing together, both in their gray jackets. Both are holding their phones, Homestar is holding his cup of Hot Jones, and both have sunglasses on their heads {{--}} Strong Bad's on his forehead, and Homestar's on the back of his head.}''
:'''NARRATOR:''' The Dads at the Playground collection.
:''{Rapid close-up cuts at different angles, followed by a cut to the two characters' silhouettes on opposite sides of the swingset, while "Dads at the Playground" is written at the bottom of the screen. Cut back to the previous scene of the two posing, zooming in.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I make waffles every Saturday, and leave the kitchen a huge mess.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pan to Homestar}'' I talk about coaching lacrosse, and... ''{cut to a close-up}'' coaching lacrosse.
:''{Cut to an orange screen with vests and the word "Styles" tiled in the background.}''
:'''NARRATOR:''' ''{the two gray jackets come into view}'' Vests! ''{sunglasses appear over the jackets}'' Sunglasses! ...That's pretty much it, really. ''{the "Dads at the Playground" text reappears}'' These guys are pretty one-note.
*Click on "fool you" at the end to play a scene at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]:
:''{Strong Bad, baby strapped to his chest, and The Cheat stroll up to the concession stand. Bubs's legs dangle from above the counter before he drops down.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Say there, local proprietor! My co-parent ''{indicating The Cheat}'' and I were wondering if this is a family-friendly establishment.
:''{Several wads of cash fall onto Bubs' head, followed by Homestar's severed leg.}''

==YouTube Version==
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Coach Z somehow has the authority to make everyone pretend to have babies in a weird contest. Meanwhile, The KOT opens a steakhouse!"
*The "Riverview, FL" Easter egg and the Bubs Easter egg are absent, with a different scene in place of the latter. ''(See [[#Fixed Glitches]])''
*After the CGI Paper comes down, the other Easter eggs appear, separated by [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|fake YouTube autoplay images]].
**Initially, there is a fake autoplay of "Top Ten Things You Missed in the Peasant's Quest Trailer", with an image of live action Rather Dashing. This is followed by the SteaKasTle Easter egg.
**Then, a fake autoplay of "Why You Should NEVER Say 'Boat Take' in Public" shows up, with an image of a very large-eyed Strong Sad covering his mouth. Then the "Styles Upon Styles" Easter egg plays.
**Finally, another fake autoplay shows up, now showing "Homepage Shared Cinematic Universe REVEALED", with images of various home pages in the background. This is followed by a scene not included in the Flash version:
:''{Cut to Homestar in a recording studio in front of a microphone.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling as though imitating a crowd}'' What did he say? I didn't hear! Sounds a little abnormal. He'll rue the day! I don't like that!
:''{Cut to live action Alex Hirsch in a pink-tinted room, talking to Homestar through a video screen.}''
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' That was incredible, One-Man Hubbub! Nailed it again! Um, next we got a crowd, uh, fleeing a meteor. ''{cut to Homestar nodding, then cut back}'' If you could sprinkle in a few old ladies.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' Any time you're ready.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Got it. ''{cut to Homestar as he acts out the role}'' Watch out! It's coming hither! Oh no, my house! I've gotta keep running in this direction! Look, Maudelaide, it's a twister! I thought he said it was a meteor! Well, either way, book club's been canceled!
:''{Cut to the screen, as Alex Hirsch laughs.}''
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' Hahahahahaha! That's why you're the One-Man Hubbub! You're crackin' up everybody back here! ''{cut to Homestar smiling proudly}'' Uh, next we got a courtroom, maybe scandalized murmur. ''{cut back to the screen}'' For added difficulty, throw in a bailiff.
:''{Cut to the mic.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I can't believe it's true! Did you hear?! I wonder what that's all about! Well I never! ''{unintelligible mumbling}'' Your honor, did you eat my tuna sammich?
:''{Cut to the screen.}''
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' Hahahahahaha! ''{claps hands}'' We got it, folks, we got it! You can't improve on perfection!
:''{Cut back and forth between Homestar and Alex.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, thank you. ''{Alex doesn't respond and keeps talking to someone on his end}'' Am I done?
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' Yeah, yeah, so, if we could take{{--}}
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello?
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' If we could take{{--}}
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Can I go?
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' {{--}}B, C, and F...
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Producer man? Excuse me?
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' ''{still not paying attention}'' Nah, not D. Not D.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can hear what you're saying.
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' That one was weird.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's really{{--}}
:'''ALEX HIRSCH:''' Popping P's.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}unprofessional!
:''{Alex hits a button.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think your button's broken! ''{still no response}'' Producer man! I'm fired!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This email's release was also announced in a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] {{p|l=https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/3469478 Kickstarter update}}: <blockquote>It has been many years! Remember back in 2018 when one of the Stretch Goals in our campaign for '''Trogdor!! The Board Game''' was that we'd make a Strong Bad Email from a question '''''submitted by our backers'''''? No? Neither do most folks, prolly! Here's the original post about it: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2241235 But WE remembered and now, after 4 years, we finally finished the thang ding! [[File:TwiterParenting.jpg|200px]] [[youtube:qUDejhGOG6s|https://youtu.be/qUDejhGOG6s]] Not an April Fool's Joke! Just a long-forgotten cartoon that we decided to complete! Hope you all enjoy it! Sorry for the takelong!</blockquote>
** The email question was posted by backer Michael Irigoyen.
**The [[spoonerism]] "thang ding" was previously used by Strong Bad in [[too cool]] and [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]].
*This ended a four-year [[hiatus]] for Strong Bad Emails.
*This is the longest email to date, surpassing [[retirement]] by two and a half minutes including Easter eggs.
*This is the first appearance in a toon of the King of Town's more expressive mustache animation.
*As pointed out by Strong Bad, this is the first time that the Poopsmith smiles in the standard animation style.
*This email was teased by the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on {{prs|1084952052541865985|Jan|14|2019|alt=January 14, 2019}}; {{prs|1129039124877447168|May|16|2019|alt=May 16, 2019}}; {{prs|1395860521296048130|May|21|2021|alt=May 21, 2021}}; and {{prs|1486508953324376064|Jan|26|2022|alt=January 26, 2022}}.
*This is the first toon since [[dictionary]] to have a mid-toon Easter egg.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad says he is not a father himself, but in [[secret identity]], he claimed to be one under [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]].
*Homestar is able to operate a touchscreen smartphone [[Lack of Visible Arms|without hands]].

===Goofs===
*When the "The Ponders of Warenting" splash screen appears in the scene where Strong Sad and Strong Mad finish changing the bag's diaper, the pudding leaking from Strong Mad's origami crane disappears.
*When the Screenby Sitter first appears, the title of the app is all on one line on the tablet screen. Once Strong Sad picks up the tablet and the camera shifts to a wide shot, the title then takes up two lines.
*When Strong Bad types out "Don't let 'em fool you!", the exclamation mark is cropped off from the right.

===Fixed Glitches===
*There are two URLs leading to this toon, [[hr:toons/strong-bad-email-209-parenting|toons/strong-bad-email-209-parenting]] and [[hr:sbemails/209-parenting|sbemails/209-parenting]]. The latter, accessible through the [[Strong Bad Email menu]], originally had no video embedded, making the email unwatchable on that page. It was fixed on April 7, with the former URL still linking to an embedded YouTube version, and the latter linking to a newly added [[Flash]] version. Since the live action footage Easter egg was not compatible with [[Ruffle]], a new Easter egg featuring Bubs was included in this version.

===Inside References===
*The [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro song]] first appeared on [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]].
*The entire email focuses on the main characters being [[parents]].
*The Lappier's shrinking text while Strong Bad mutters "checking [[Wrestleman|wrestlemen]]", its emphasis of "health class", and the angled, colored text at the end are examples of [[Stylized Text on Strong Bad's Computers|stylized text]]; the shrinking text, in particular, is similar to that of "linebacker" in [[kids' book]].
*The "health classes" noises include the "Ominous Boough" music sting, the spooky music sting from [[myths & legends]], the traffic sounds associated with [[Senor Cardgage]], and the [[Casio Keyboards|Casio SK-1]] "Human Voice" preset (which was used for Coach Z's dream in [[A Jorb Well Done]] and the loon from [[lures & jigs]]).
*"The Ponders of Warenting" is a [[spoonerism]].
*Strong Mad attempted to fold an origami crane in [[unused emails]].
*Homestar's mention of "mean-say" and "nice-say" Marzipan is reminiscent of "wrong-say" and "right-say" Homestar in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].
*"Screenby Sitter" is a [[portmanteau]] reminiscent of "dadbysitter" from [[bedtime story]].
*Strong Mad plays [[Clapping Party]] Mobile.
*Jodhpurs were previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]].
*Homestar drinks [[Hot Jones]].
*The scene with Homestar using the phone is reminiscent of the "Actual Talk-Say" scene in [[Squintmojis]].
*Young children were also prompted to "Say 'The Cheat'" in [[for kids]].
*The [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails]] reference:
**[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
**[[My Boat Take]]
**[[Main Pages]] [[Main Page 1|1]], [[Main Page 20|20]], [[Main Page 8|8]], [[Main Page 15|15]], [[Main Page 16|16]], [[Main Page 19|19]], [[Main Page 21|21]], [[Main Page 26|26]], and [[Main Page 18|18]]
*The [[Styles Upon Styles]] "Dads at the Playground" Collection recalls [[modeling]].
*Most of the animation in the Bubs' Concession Stand Easter egg comes from a {{prs|1142909826281955328|23|Jun|2019|alt=June 23, 2019}} [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet.

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's intro song is reminiscent of the chorus to "[[wikipedia:Weapon of Choice (song)|Weapon of Choice]]" by {{wp|Fatboy Slim}}.
*The overall plot of this email is a parody of a traditional health or home economics class assignment where students are required to carry around a baby stand-in for some length of time, usually a week. Popular stand-ins include a bag of flour, a hollowed egg shell, or a doll that cries randomly. The intention is to give students practice with infant care, and students may fail the assignment if the stand-in is lost or damaged before the allotted time is up.
*The Screenby Sitter is a play on an often-controversial parental tactic of using screen-based electronic devices (such as TVs or tablets) to keep children distracted so that the parents can tend to other matters. This is sometimes referred to in the media (often pejoratively) as employing a "TV babysitter" or an "electronic nanny".
*The SteaKasTle kids' menu mentions actor {{wp|Vincent Price}}.
*The SteaKasTle name resembles that of {{wp|Steak and Ale}}, an American casual dining chain which peaked in the 1970s and '80s. It was known for its dimly lit [[wikipedia:Tudor architecture|Tudor]]-style interiors, as well as for being a frequent dining choice for middle-class family outings.
*When Homestar portrays a bailiff, his head is shaved in the style of {{w|Richard Moll}}, whom he previously mentioned in [[car]].

==External Links==
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[[Category:April Fools]]

Lack of Visible Arms

2022-04-11T16:21:55Z

Religious Corn: /* Oddities */ I heard you got a new smartphone

[[Image:Homestar's Arms.PNG|thumb|"Homestarms"]]
One of the ultimate mysteries in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner body of work]] is that [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homsar]], and many other [[characters]] all '''lack visible arms''' and hands. In spite of this, they have the ability to pick up, carry, and manipulate objects at will. The most common explanations for this phenomenon are that they either have invisible arms or can manipulate objects with some kind of [[Wikipedia:psychokinesis|psychokinesis]]. Some suggest the latter over the former, as these characters' articles of clothing rarely have sleeves where arms would normally be. Some claim the opposite, since there are few instances in which a character manipulates any object from afar. Others believe that there is a combination of both factors in use. Usually, none of the other characters seem to pay any attention to this curiosity, possibly because they have become accustomed to it, although sometimes their lack of arms is referenced.

==References==
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|thumb|The no-handed deckeman!]]
*[[Armless Invaders]] — Homestar is the titular "armless invader".
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines, in a hypothetical email from [[Monkey D]], "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's [[Homestar Runner's Pants|not wearing any Marzi-pants]]?"
*Email [[action figure]] — Homestar's [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure box]] reads "No arms! Like real life!"
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad refers to Homestar as a "no-armed [[whitey]]".
*Email [[fingers]] — Homestar makes himself a pair of fake arms.
*Email [[pizzaz]] (Easter egg) — The Dogfood Gangsta has boxing gloves, but no visible arms.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — Level 5's intro reads, "[[1-Up]] takes matters into his own, um, torso!"
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — [[Strong Mad]] starts to tell Homestar that he doesn't have arms, but is cut off by the end of the cartoon.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar's lack of hands, which comes with his lack of arms, is referred to in the title and in a newspaper headline within the toon.
*[[Sketchbook]] ([[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-02-15|15 Feb 2007]]) — Homestar is seen doing a push-up, captioned "no handed-style!".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Upon being told that the DNA analysis will cost "an arm and a [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|leg]]", Marzipan replies "Not a problem." ''(see also below)''
*Email [[more armies]] — Homestar remarks that by joining the [[Homestarmy]], one can have a career in the "no-armed forces".
*[[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] (who have perfectly visible arms) practice Homestar's and the King of Town's secret "handshake" ''(see below)'' by putting their hands on their hips and bobbing up and down.
*Email [[love poems]] — Homestar claims that he has "no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes".
*Email [[magic trick]] — Homestar is in a box and wearing fake arms, and Strong Bad says to Homestar, "You look like a man of many arms," and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — If Strong Bad examines Marzipan's vandalized Homestar-shaped float, he remarks that Homestar's head now matches his arms. The announcer on Strong Bad's [[Telebision]] says that Homestar "may be armed and dangerous. Okay. Maybe not armed." And when Marzipan asks Strong Bad to leave because her mood ring is a deep brown, Strong Bad asks himself, "Should I tell her she doesn't have fingers?"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad makes a "call to arms" against the King of Town, and asks who in the crowd outside his window supports him. Strong Mad and Coach Z both raise their hands, then the camera pans to Homestar, who squirms for a moment before saying, "I suppose you think you're really funny!" Also, when Homestar declares that even though he appears to be the brains of his outfit, his lady friend (Marzipan) has a good head on her shoulders. Strong Bad replies that nothing about that is true.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — After Homestar says he's preparing to audition as a singer for [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad tells Homestar, "Break an arm."
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] tells [[Perducci]] that he wants to see his hands when he shuffles a deck of cards. Perducci (played by the King of Town) responds by saying "That's... gonna be a bit of a problem."
**Later, after going on [[Professor Experimento]]'s [[ruby powered rocket]], Dangeresque tells [[Uzi Bazooka]] he's going to "crash into the chip on [his] invisible shoulder".
*Email [[email thunder]] ([[email thunder#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] makes a dual reference to both Homestar's lack of visible arms and Strong Bad's [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|ability to type with his boxing gloves on]] when he asks, "How does Homestar type with no gloves of any kind on?"
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — [[The Umpire]] cancels a game of One Potato Two Potato between Homestar and Strong Bad after realizing he can't tell who's winning.
*Email [[sbemail 206]] — After seeing the fake "nerd culture" [[Trogdor]] backpack (which includes a "beefy arm" jutting out from it), Homestar replies "Imagine me with three arms!", and later asks his "long-lost twin brother [[Chauncey]]" for a three-armed hug.
*[[Fan Costumes 2016]] — Strong Bad refers to one of the people as "armed and Marzipan'd".
*{{postref|1049345902199144451|8|Oct|2018}} — Strong Bad posted a drawing of Homestar demonstrating advanced telekinetic abilities, with the remark that "If Homestar's possibly latent telekinetic abilities ever fully manifest... we're all hosed." He added, "Um, guys got no arms. Still can eat spaghetti. Telekinetic. See'msayin?" but also said, "I'm not makin any proclamations here. That's why I said 'possibly latent.' I dunno how he does it."

==Oddities==
[[Image:mrhomestarms.PNG|thumb|Sketch with arms]]
[[Image:Armlesssleeve.PNG|thumb|Proof that Homestar has invisible arms?]]
[[Image:Homestar with towel.PNG|thumb|"Do you want to watch me bench-press a lot... of weights?"]]
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible handprint.
**In the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|commentary]], Strong Bad says that Marzipan has really nice hands and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I suppose she does."
**[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — Marzipan asks if the [[oven mitts]] Strong Bad is wearing are hers, but she would not need oven mitts if she has no hands.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Marzipan knocks on the door of Homestar's house with her head, despite the fact she could have used her invisible arms/telekinetic powers instead.
**Likewise, in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Homestar knocks on Marzipan's door with his head, although this could be due to his silliness, or possibly because he's holding his bagful of candy with both "hands".
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[The Announcer]] proclaims that Homestar has jumped jacks for the longest continuous time despite the fact it would be hard to tell if he ever stopped clapping his "hands".
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of Strong Bad's songs is titled "This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat".
*Email [[halloweener]] — Homestar wears boxing gloves on his feet and an oven mitt on his head.
*Emails [[credit card]], [[50 emails]], [[anything]], and [[email thunder]]; [[Arcade Game]] — Homestar can type on a keyboard. Also, in [[anything]], as well as [[retirement]], he is able to lift and pour a bottle of soda on Strong Bad's computer.
**Similarly, in the [[King of Town Email]] (reached via the [[King of Town Main Page]]), the King of Town is heard typing on the keyboard of the broken [[Tandy 400]].
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The goblin easily manipulates both of Strong Bad's arms when he is in costume (and also [[Lack of Visible Arms#Characters With No Visible Arms|removing]] it).
**Also, Strong Bad is able to perfectly manipulate his Homestar costume without using any arms.
*Email [[the bird]] — Strong Bad flips Homestar off, and after Homestar replies "Right back atcha," Strong Bad exclaims, "He just gave me the bird!"
*Email [[your friends]] — When Strong Bad asks Marzipan to hold out her hands, she just says she doesn't want to. Of course, she may be aware that Strong Bad is preparing to hand her a saw blade.
*Email [[marzipan]] — Strong Bad remarks that "Marzipan can't keep her hands offa" him, although this could be just a figure of speech.
*Email [[the show]] and [[Main Page 19]] — Homestar holds a microphone and sorts through a stack of index cards at the same time. This action could require more than two hands.
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] is seen with crutches after [[The Sneak]] "dropped him from his flying machine".
*[[Strong Bad's Character Video]] — Homestar stands in line to receive a high five from Strong Bad.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Homestar is able to manipulate the box, box lid, and wig all at the same time.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Homestar is tied with an extension cord around his torso in a position normally used to secure someone's arms.
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] — When [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] plays tag with [[Little Girl]], he touches her with his head.
*[[Secret Song (video)]] — Puppet Homestar plays the piano with both his invisible hands and the side of his head.
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] — When Homestar "helps" Strong Bad with his spreadsheet, Homestar types with his head, even though he could type with his "hands" in [[50 emails]], [[anything]], and [[Arcade Game]].
*Email [[record book]] — Marzipan holds the world record for the pole vault, an activity which would normally require both arms and [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|legs]]. In lieu of a picture, the record book shows a message reading "Surprisingly, No Photo Available".
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] — Puppet Homestar gives high fives to [[They Might Be Giants]].
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] — Homestar says, "my arm really really hurts," though it is probably [[Matt Chapman]] speaking about his own arm.
*Email [[space program]] — Homestar owns a sweater with sleeves. The sleeves could explain why he has difficulty putting on the sweater in the email.
**In the [[space program#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for this email, Mike asks Homestar why his sweater has sleeves. His reply is simply "Shut up! Shut up, and I'm out." Following this, Homestar "leaves" the commentary booth and is replaced by Strong Bad.
*Email [[high school]] — [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar|Teenage Homestar]] sings "Shaking hands with my man" in Strong Bad's doodle memory/hazardous guess.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar gives Pom Pom a [[high five]].
*[[Lappynapped!]] — The King of Town refers to himself as "Furious Fingers".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar wears a towel around his neck as though he has shoulders.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Homestar, the champion of the Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating event, takes swings at himself. Visible air disturbances appear where his extremities are presumably traveling.
*Email [[your funeral]] — As Homestar enters [[Marzipan's house]], he hangs up a coat with sleeves.
*[[Date Nite]] — When Marzipan and The Cheat go out for their date, he offers her his arm to escort her, and she apparently holds it as they walk.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — When Homestar, while wearing a trench coat, lifts the glass of [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] to drink it, the right arm of the trench coat raises as though he has an arm, but he seems to lack shoulders. ''(see also above)''
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar and the King of Town can be heard slapping hands as they demonstrate their "secret handshake".
*[[Main Page 24]] — Homestar asks, "How many fingers am I holding up?"
*[[Quality Time]] — Both Homestar and Marzipan are able to manipulate the cardboard versions of each other from several feet away. Marzipan is also able to both play guitar and manipulate [[Cardboard Homestar]] at the same time.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Homestar claims that his [[Parents|father]] only lets him play [[Clapping Party]].
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — While chained in the dungeon, Homestar appears to be floating between the two manacles.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — When Homestar plays the piano, its keys can be seen being depressed. Later, he is displeased at being given a brown sweater with sleeves, although a good deal of his displeasure at this present is likely due to its being a brown sweater.
*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar manipulates three separate pieces of paper and his brellow crayon at the same time, which, given the position in which he's holding them, would normally require four arms.
**Similarly, in [[Hremail 2000]], Homestar holds up two socks and two shoes individually.
*[[Xeriouxly Forxe]] — [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|H. Star]] gains robotic arms, M.Z. Pan gains tentacles, and Xing Town gains clawed wings, leaving Homsar as the only normally armless character to still lack them (because he doesn't change at all). However, Ch8t has no limbs at all.
*[[April Fools' 2014]] — During the last song, Homestar wears a shirt with arm-holes but no sleeves.
*[[Fish Eye Lens]] — Homestar's old-timey Dixieland jazz band outfit includes a vest with visible arm-holes and no sleeves.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar (in a reference to a running gag related to his costume) leaves blue handprints around Marzipan's house.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Coach Z tells Marzipan to spray Right-Guard over her hand before dealing with a pile of jock straps.
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Homestar declares, "I wash my hands of this whole affair!"
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] — Teenage Marzipan is able to play a trumpet while holding a tambourine.
*Email [[parenting]] — Homestar is able to operate a touchscreen smartphone.

==Characters With No Visible Arms==
These characters have no visible arms, yet have been observed manipulating objects:

<gallery>
Image:hs as pof..PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Kingoftownglasses.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:Homsar Paintbrush.png|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
Image:THR eating soup.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:O-T Marzipan Teacup.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:1-Up Pudding.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]'''</center>
Image:The Wheelchair Cabbage.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:The Goblin Unzipping Costume.png|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:The Knight Bass Drum.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[That Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
Image:The Bishop reading scroll.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:yodeling man.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters#Main Page Characters|The Yodeling Man]]'''</center>
Image:Wagon Fulla Pancakes Briefcase.png|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
Image:Tandy Magnet.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
Image:Marshie cane.PNG|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:ShmallowHat.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow (character)|Mr. Shmallow]]'''</center>
Image:Preshy holding Carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Preshy and Rafferty|Preshy]]'''
Image:cherrygreg.png|<center>'''[[Clapperboard|Clapper Loader]]'''</center>
Image:Sketchbook 02-28-2008.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]]''' (right)</center>
Image:Sketchbook-10-15-2009.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Champeen|Champeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sad_Kids'_treat_bag.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
File:Homestarmecium_with_bag.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
File:davey.png|<center>'''Davey's Pal'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Debatable Characters ===
These characters lack visible arms, but (generally due to infrequent appearances) have never been seen manipulating objects:

<gallery>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:Unguraits.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]'''</center>
Image:Xerioux_Ch8t.png|<center>'''[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#Ch8t|Ch8t]]'''</center>
Image:Wormdingler.png|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
File:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
File:The Moon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Moon]]'''</center>
File:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
File:Da Huuuuuudge.png|<center>'''[[Da Huuuuuudge]]'''</center>
File:Fsack.png|<center>'''[[F-Sack]]'''</center>
File:humidibot.png|<center>'''[[Humidibot]]'''</center>
File:Doreauxgard.png|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]
*[[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]

[[Category:Object running gags]]
[[Category:Research]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items

2020-12-22T18:14:04Z

Religious Corn: /* Items */ new extra life in level 5.2

There are an abundance of enemies and items in the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. The Browntant and Chorch also make appearances in [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== Enemies ==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Shots to kill !! Level
|-id="jaro"
| Jaro || align="center" | [[Image:Jaro.PNG]] || '''Jaro''' is a small, jumping robot that can be destroyed in one hit. || 1 || 1,5,6,-0, 10
|-id="greggo"
| Greggo || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-greggo.gif]] || '''Greggo''' is a robot that walks back and forth on its platform. It crouches and becomes immobile and invulnerable when Stinkoman faces it, but can be stopped with one hit from behind. || 1 || 1,-0, 10
|-id="browntant"
| Browntant || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-browntant.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bluetant.gif]] || '''Browntant''' is a stationary beetle-like robot that shoots straight forward every few seconds. It takes three hits to kill and is momentarily invulnerable while flashing after a hit. A blue variety can be found in levels 6, -0, and 10, identical to the original Browntant in every way except color. || 3 || 1,2,5,6,-0, 10
|- id="chorch"
| Chorch || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif]] || '''Chorch''' is a robot that flies back and forth above ground. It takes one hit to destroy this enemy. || 1 || 1,2,5,6, -0, 10
|-id="kolkaryu"
| Kolkaryu || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-kolkaryu.gif]] || '''Kolkaryu''' is a small flying saucer that appears out of the sky in specific places. It hovers for a moment, shoots two downward bursts of four bullets each, then flies away. It is invulnerable to attacks. It respawns when Stinkoman returns to the same location. || inv. || 1,2,5,-0, 10
|-id="pooru-pooru"
| Pooru-Pooru || align="center" | [[Image:Pooru-Pooru.png]] || '''Pooru-Pooru''' is a spiky cucumber, planted firmly in the ground, usually in groups. Stinkoman will take damage if he touches it. || inv. || 1,2,3,-0, 10
|-id="old_sage"
| Old Sage || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-old_sage.png]] || '''Old Sage''' is a sharp, stationary spike, usually found in groups. Touching one of these causes Stinkoman to die instantly. ''(Note: While fighting Ekersby, Old Sages only cost one unit of energy.)'' || inv. || 1,2,4,5,7, -0, 10
|-id="terrell"
| Terrell || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-terrell-ground.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-terrell-jump.png]] || '''Terrell''' is a disembodied chick head that bounces around. It can be defeated in one shot. || 1 || 2, -0, 10
|-id="grundy"
| Grundy || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-grundy.gif]] || '''Grundy''' is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes. It walks back and forth on its platform, occasionally speeding up and slowing down. It can be killed in one shot. || 1 || 2,-0, 10
|- id="stobat"
| Stobat || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-stobat.gif]] || '''Stobat''' is a fat chicken with no visible feet. It blocks the path and spits out three bones every few seconds. It takes four hits to kill a Stobat, but it is momentarily invulnerable while flashing after getting hit. || 4 || 2,-0, 10
|-id="rose_blake"
| Rose Blake || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-rose_blake.png]] || '''Rose Blake''' is an electric burner. It causes damage when it is heated up and flashing. It heats up and cools down in a predictable pattern. || inv. || 2,-0, 10
|-id="lundsford"
| Lundsford || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-lundsford.png]] || '''Lundsford''' is a small flame from a gas burner. It causes damage when lit. It turns off and on in a predictable pattern. || inv. || 2,-0, 10
|-id="tortan"
| Tortan || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tortan.png]] || '''Tortan''' is a bottle of itself according to the [[Stinkomanual]]. It is a green liquid that drips out of bottles (of itself) and will cause damage if it drips on Stinkoman. || inv. || 2, 10
|- id="clowder"
| Clowder || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-clowder.png]] || '''Clowder''' is an angry cloud, which had a propeller up until Version 7.1. It is invulnerable. || inv. || 3
|-id="mr._ubbers"
| Mr. Ubbers || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-mrubbers.gif]] || '''Mr. Ubbers''' is an angry raindrop that falls from above in stage 3.1. It can't hurt you, but if attacked, it will disappear in a splash and produce a gold nugget, which Stinkoman must collect to pass the level. || 1 || 3
|-id="poorbt"
| Poorbt || align="center" | [[Image:Porrbt-Run.gif]] || '''Poorbt''' is a small humanoid that runs in from off-screen, fires a single shot, and then runs away again. In Levels 4.1 and 4.2, its shots can be blocked with Stinkoman's giant fist. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="gokul"
| Gokul || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-gokul.png]] || '''Gokul''' is a pile of junk and red goo that blocks 1-Up's path in Levels 4.1 and 4.2. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="gaspeau"
| Gaspeau  || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-gaspeau.png]] || '''Gaspeau''' is a seeker drone that flies in only one direction. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="pink_cham_cham"
| Pink Cham Cham || align="center" | [[Image:pinkchamcham.gif]] || '''Pink Cham Cham''' is a double-ended laser gun rolled in green coconut. It fires its lasers upwards at Stinkoman. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="frotzer"
| Frotzer  || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-frotzer.png]] || '''Frotzer''' is a red version of Gaspeau that flies back and forth over a short distance. || 1 || 4,6,-0, 10
|-id="astromund"
| Astromund || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-astromund.gif|center]] || '''Astromund''' runs toward 1-Up in Level 5. Its shield protects it from 1-Up's frontal attacks. It can be attacked from behind. ''(Note: In Level -0, Stinkoman can shoot Astromunds from the front.)'' || 1 || 5,-0, 10
|-id="the_bendini_sisters"
| The Bendini Sisters || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bendinisister.png|center]] || '''The Bendini Sisters''' are meteors that fall regularly on the moon. ''(Note: In Level -0, arrow Platforms can also crash down from above - see '''Other Hazards''' below.)'' || inv. || 5,-0, 10
|-id="downtant.2Fuptant""
| Downtant/Uptant || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-uptant.gif|center]] || '''Downtants''' and '''Uptants''' are related to the Browntant. They only take two hits to kill, but these turrets shoot a spread of five shots at a time, making them dangerous in groups. || 2 || 5,-0, 10
|-id="piedmont"
| Piedmont || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-piedmont.gif|center]] || '''Piedmont''' is a scanner that fires deadly beams of light underneath it. It cannot be attacked. Touching Piedmont itself doesn't cause any damage when its beam is inactive. || inv. || 5,-0, 10
|-id="stafulter"
| Stafulter || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-plug.gif]] || '''Stafulter''' is a giant electrical plug that flies around in a fixed pattern. It is invincible and must be avoided at all costs.  || inv. || 6,-0, 10
|-id="protek"
| Protek || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-socket.png]] || '''Protek''' is a giant electrical socket that jumps up and down on its cord, blocking the path. After taking two hits, its cord disappears and it will begin shooting lightning bolts, alternating sockets. It takes 3 additional shots to destroy Protek. While bouncing, touching Protek's cord costs '''2 units''' of health, while the sockets themselves are harmless. Protek is invulnerable while flashing after a hit. When the cord disappears, the sockets deal 2 units of damage, and the bolts cost 1. || 5 || 6,-0, 10
|-id="postlethwaite"
| Postlethwaite || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-cloud.gif]] || '''Postlethwaites''' are black storm clouds that move back and forth and strike lightning every few seconds. || inv. || 6,-0, 10
|-id="porchi"
| Porchi || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-blade.gif|center]] || '''Porchi''' is a buzzsaw that comes out of the clouds at regular intervals. It is invulnerable and can only be avoided when it is retracted. || inv. || 6,-0, 10
|-id="hash-haw"
| Hash-Haw || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-saw.gif|center]] || '''Hash-Haw''' is a saw blade that cuts back and forth along the path. Like Porchi, it is invulnerable and must be avoided. || inv. || 6, -0
|-id="my_benj"
| My Benj || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanBlob.PNG|center]] || '''My Benj''' slide back and forth randomly on their platforms. They can be destroyed with one hit each, but their small size makes them difficult to kill. || 1 || 7,-0, 10
|-id="stothos"
| Stothos || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanRobot.PNG|center]] || '''Stothos''' is a small tank that moves back and forth across its platform, shooting lasers in both directions. The lasers are high, making them difficult for Stinkoman to jump over. It is invulnerable momentarily after being hit. || 3 || 7, -0, 10
|-id="fullbide"
| Fullbide || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanShip.PNG|40PX|center]] || '''Fullbide''' is a small ship-like enemy that flies in a zig-zag pattern toward Stinkoman when he enters its territory. It can be killed in one hit, but it will continue attacking until it's destroyed. || 1 || 7,-0, 10
|-id="ditmars"
| Ditmars || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanFreeze.PNG|50px|center]] || '''Ditmars''' will freeze Stinkoman temporarily, ultimately costing him a unit of energy. They cannot be destroyed. || inv. || 7
|-id="seeper_mo"
| Seeper Mo || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanBush.PNG|center]] || '''Seeper Mo''' is an ice crystal that is essentially the same as Pooru-Pooru: It can't be killed, it doesn't move, and touching it costs a unit of energy. When found in groups, Stinkoman may jump over one and inadvertently slide onto the next. || inv. || 7,-0, 10
|-id="biztar"
| Biztar || align="center" | [[Image:BiztarAnimated.gif|center]] || '''Biztars''' are large blocks of ice that serve as platforms or obstacles. They are just obstructions. They can be destroyed with six hits. || 6 || 7,-0, 10
|-id="cabbage"
| ''Unknown'' || align="center" | [[Image:Unreleased_StinkoBaddie.PNG]] || This enemy is a cabbage-like creature that periodically opens up and shoots out two red balls. Only the left ball can cause damage - the other one is harmless. It can be destroyed with one hit only while it is open. ''(Note: While this creature has only appeared in Level -0, it has been in the object library since the first version of the game. It is not covered in the Stinkomanual.)'' || 1 || -0
|-id="prudench"
| Prudench || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Prudench.PNG]] || A '''Prudench''' is a flying shrimp that usually attacks in groups. It can be killed with one hit. || 1 || 9
|-id="dolmerlay"
| Dolmerlay || align="center" | [[Image:Dolmerlay.PNG]] [[Image:dolmerlay.png]] || A '''Dolmerlay''' is a robot oyster that shoots three pearls at a time. It can only be damaged when it is open. || 1 || 9
|-id="roldhap"
| Roldhap || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Roldhap.PNG]] || '''Roldhaps''' are cyborg anemones that shoot at the Stinkowing. Except for their appearance, they are identical to Uptants and Downtants. || 2 || 9
|-id="semulade"
| Semulade || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Semulade.PNG]] || A '''Semulade''' is a mechanical shark that attempts to sneak up from the edge of the screen and then charge at rapid speed. It takes two hits to kill. || 2 || 9
|-id="fundlake"
| Fundlake || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Fundlake.PNG]] || A '''Fundlake''' is a coral that blocks the path. It disappears with just one shot, but quickly grows back. || 1 || 9
|-id="sackastano"
| Sackastano || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Sackastano.PNG]] || '''Sackastanos''' are robot goldfish that travel in schools like Prudenches. They take three hits to kill, but are briefly invincible between hits. || 3 || 9
|-id="quorvekt"
| Quorvekt || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Quorvekt.PNG]] || '''Quorvekts''' are robot manta rays that stay on the far edge of the screen and move vertically to shoot at Stinkoman. They take three hits each to kill. || 3 || 9
|-id="bloodacre"
| Broodacre || align="center" | [[Image:Broodacre.PNG]] || A '''Broodacre''' is a small volcano that shoots two rocks at a time. It erupts in a predictable pattern. || inv. || 9
|-id="reid"
| Reid || align="center" | [[Image:reid.png]] || '''Reids''' are cyborg jellyfish that fly in schools. They can be killed with two hits. || 2 || 9
|-id="octopus"
| ''Unknown'' || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Reid.PNG]] || This robot octopus enemy flies in circular patterns, usually as part of a group, and it takes three hits to kill. It is not covered in the Stinkomanual. || 3 || 9
|-id="denholm"
| Denholm || align="center" | || '''Denholms''' are troops that walk slowly in a straight line, turning around at ledges. They take one hit to kill. || 1 || 10
|-id="lorber"
| Lorber || align="center" | || A '''Lorber''' is an enemy resembling a Denholm with a cannon in its face. Lorbers periodically shoot bursts of three shots, that travel in an undulating sine wave pattern. It takes three hits to kill. || 3 || 10
|-id="mistletooth"
| Mistletooth || align="center" | || A '''Mistletooth''' is a Lorber equipped with a jetpack. It is identical to Lorber in every way, other than it can fly. It takes three hits to kill. || 3 || 10
|-id="growtan"
| Growtan || align="center" | || A '''Growtan''' is a skull attached to a spine that periodically extends and retracts. While retracted, it is invulnerable, but when extended it can be shot at and destroyed. It takes three hits to kill. || 3 || 10
|-id="yekop"
| Yekop || align="center" | || A '''Yekop''' is a stack of five skulls that slowly moves back and forth. A skull is removed after every shot. || 5 || 10
|-id="plonth"
| Plonth || align="center" | || A '''Plonth''' is a hole in the ground that periodically spits out Soup Dibs in Stinkoman's direction. || 4 || 10
|-id="soup_dib"
| Soup Dib || align="center" | || '''Soup Dibs''' are missiles fired out of the ground by Plonths. They move in a straight line towards Stinkoman, and can be taken out in one hit. || 1 || 10
|-id="thurgood_each"
| Thurgood Each || align="center" | || A '''Thurgood Each''' is a large, stationary enemy that fires Rightades from its mouth. It will not fire a new Rightade until the one it has fired is defeated, but will fire a new one immediately afterwards. || 4 || 10
|-id="rightade"
| Rightade || align="center" | || '''Rightades''' are skulls with wind-up keys that travel in an arc. They are fired by Thurgood Each, and take one hit to kill. || 1 || 10
|-id="val_yancey"
| Val Yancey || align="center" | || A '''Val Yancey''' is an enemy with a rectangular head and stick-legs that rushes towards Stinkoman, changing directions whenever he jumps over it. It takes five hits to kill. || 5 || 10
|}

== Other Hazards ==
These are hazards which are in the game but not named in the manual, so the names here aren't official.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-id="drill"
| Drill || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-drill.png|center]] || '''Drills''' come out of both the floor and the ceiling. || 1,2,6,-0, 10
|-id="trapdoor"
| Trapdoor || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-trapdoor.gif|center]] || A '''trapdoor''' is a platform that alternates between the up and down positions. In Level -0, these platforms are visually inverted, as in they are safe only when they appear to be in the down position and will not support Stinkoman when they appear to be in the up position. The visual inversion does not change the length of time they remain safe for each interval. || 1,2,5,6,7, -0, 10
|-id="spork"
| Spork || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-spork-down.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-spork-up.png]] || '''Sporks''' come up out of the ground in a cycle, and cause damage even when they're retracted. || 2,-0, 10
|-id="conveyor_belt"
| Conveyor Belt || align="center" | [[Image:Conveyor Belt.PNG]] || '''Conveyor belts''' are stationary platforms that carry Stinkoman left or right. They can help or hinder his progress. The large conveyor belt on Stlunko occasionally switches directions. || 3,5,-0, 10
|-id="lava-fall"
| Lava-fall || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-lavafall.png|center]] || '''Lava-falls''' are prevalent in the Lava Zone. They must be blocked with Stinkoman's giant fist to prevent 1-Up from getting burned. In Level -0, they do nothing. || 4,-0
|-id="tiles_and_platforms"
| Tiles & Platforms || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tile.png|center]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-platform.png|center]] || In the Lava Zone, Stinkoman must jump on a '''tile''' to move its corresponding '''platform''', catching and carrying 1-Up to safety. Some tiles control multiple platforms. In Level -0, green tiles act as teleporters, and platforms crash down from the sky like the Bendini Sisters. || 4,-0
|-id="evaporating_clouds"
| Evaporating Clouds || align="center" | [[Image:Evaporating cloud.PNG|center]] || '''Evaporating clouds''' disappear quickly when Stinkoman jumps onto them. They reappear a short time later. They have a blue tint, so they can be identified apart from regular clouds. || 6, -0, 10
|-id="retractable_ladder"
| Retractable Ladder || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanLadder.PNG|center]] || '''Retractable ladders''' extend and retract periodically, causing them to be temporarily out of reach. || 7,-0, 10
|-id="poison_capsule"
| Poison Capsule || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-false_capsule.gif|center]] || A '''poison capsule''' damages Stinkoman rather than restoring his energy. || -0
|-id="spike_coral"
| Spike Coral || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame enemy spiny.png]] || '''Spike corals''' are dangerous hazards that spear out from the bottom or top of the caverns in Level 9. They retract after striking, but sometimes they only retract a short distance before extending again. Touching a spike coral costs one unit of energy. || 9
|-id="collapsing_floor"
| Collapsing Floor || align="center" | || '''Collapsing floors''' are small floors made of skulls that appear in Level 10. They can be landed on three times before collapsing, though simply walking across them does not trigger the countdown. They respawn shortly after collapsing. || 10
|-id="timed_platform"
| Timed Platform || align="center" | || '''Timed platforms''' are moving platforms that appear throughout Level 10. They can be seen moving either horizontally or vertically, and have various green dots that turn red once Stinkoman starts standing on the platform. After all the dots turn red, the platform disappears, dropping Stinkoman into whatever is below. They respawn shortly after disappearing. || 10
|}

== Items ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-id="capsule"
|Capsule|| align="center" | [[Image:stinkoman-capsule.gif]] || '''Capsules''' are scattered throughout the levels and fully restore Stinkoman's health. || 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, -0, 9, 10
|-id="extra_life"
|Extra Life || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanLife.PNG|center]] || Collecting Stinkoman's face awards one extra life. || 5, 7, -0, 9, 10
|-id="gold_nugget"
| Gold Nugget || align="center" | [[Image:gold_nugget.png]]|| Each time a Mr. Ubbers is broken in Level 3.1, a '''gold nugget''' pops out. Collecting 20 nuggets lets Stinkoman advance to the next stage. || 3
|-id="bread"
| Bread || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bread.png]] || '''Bread''' is the one item Stinkoman needs to pick up in Level 3.2. Touching it will earn one point. || 3
|-id="apple.2C_ear.2C_soap.2C_p"
| Apple, Ear, Soap, and P || align="center" nowrap | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-apple.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-ear.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-soap.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-p.png]] || In Level 3.2, touching any of these items costs one point. || 3
|-id="shield"
| Shield || align="center" | [[Image:shield.png]] || In level 9, '''shields''' can briefly protect the Stinkowing from enemies and obstacles. Shield pickups are scattered throughout the levels. || 9
|}

== Bosses ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Shots to kill !! Level
|- id="tampo"
| Tampo
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tampo.png]]
| '''Tampo's''' brain comes back to challenge Stinkoman at the end of Level 1 for revenge. Its weak point is its [[Wikipedia:Cerebellum|cerebellum]], which in this case is apparently a red ball at the base of the brain. Tampo takes 7 hits to kill. The more hits it takes, the faster it gets.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1#Level 1 Boss: Tampo (Guide)|Level 1 Walkthrough]].
| 7
| 1
|-id="brody"
| Brody
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-brody_head.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-brody_feet.png]]
| '''Brody''' is a giant chicken who tries to stomp Stinkoman with his feet. He stomps 6 times, then pecks at Stinkoman with his beak. Its weak point is its eye.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 2#Level 2 Boss: Brody (Guide)|Level 2 Walkthrough]].
| 5
| 2
|-id="stlunko"
| Stlunko
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-stlunko.png|300px]]
| '''Stlunko''' is the robot hidden underneath the wall that Stinkoman jumps over in Level 3. It has a large conveyor belt that periodically switches directions, and it attempts to crush Stinkoman with its giant stone fists. Stlunko is defeated when its antenna is destroyed. Four hits for each of the four segments; 16 hits in all.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3#Level 3 Boss: Stlunko (Guide)|Level 3 Walkthrough]].
| 16
| 3
|-id="saargtsson"
| Saargtsson & Firey-Hot
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-saargtsson.png]] [[Image:Firey_Hot.PNG]]
| '''Saargtsson''' is a dragon-like boss that jumps up from the lava and spits lasers up at Stinkoman, while its flame jet friend ('''Firey-Hot''') fires down from the roof. Only the end of its tail is vulnerable. Each segment takes two hits, and the head takes 3 hits, for a total of 15. Firey-Hot is invulnerable.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 4#Level 4 Boss: Saargtsson (Guide)|Level 4 Walkthrough]].
| 15
| 4
|-id="nebulon"
| Nebulon
| align="center" | [[Image:Neb-1.PNG|250px|center]]
| '''[[Nebulon]]''' is a large green space alien that shoots energy bullets out of his mouth in random directions. Each time he takes damage, he blows 1-Up back. He shoots bullets out the equal number of times he has taken damage, plus one. Each eye must be hit 4 times each to defeat him. In total, he takes 8 hits to defeat.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5#Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Guide)|Level 5 Walkthrough]].
| 8
| 5
|-id="the_liekand"
|The Liekand
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tornado.png|center]]
| '''The Liekand''' is a giant tornado with sunglasses that shoots out 3 bubbles and then jumps across the screen. Each time it shoots bubbles (except for the first time), it also tries to suck Stinkoman in. Every third time it jumps across the screen, it stops in the center and causes lightning bolts to fall. When The Liekand has only 4 hit points remaining, it will shoot 5 bubbles. Its sunglasses are its weak spot.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 6#Level 6 Boss: The Liekand (Guide)|Level 6 Walkthrough]].
| 14
| 6
|-id="an_ice_machine"
|An Ice Machine
| align="center" | [[Image:Better An Ice Machine.png|center]]
| '''An Ice Machine''' is, as its name suggests, a giant ice machine. It shoots ice cubes on the ground while shooting ice jets at the platform in front of it. After shooting several ice cubes, it turns off its jets and starts shooting ice into the air, causing icicles to fall from the sky. Its weak point is its eyes.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7#Level 7 Boss: An Ice Machine (Guide)|Level 7 Walkthrough]].
| 7
| 7
|-id="ekersby"
|Ekersby
| align="center" | [[Image:level8boss.PNG|center|200px]]
| '''Ekersby''' is a robot formed from a pile of glitchy junk. It staggers back and forth, shooting bullets from its Uptant eyes and Downtant cannons and spearing the top platform with the two Sporks on its head. To damage it, Stinkoman must hit the ham inside the refrigerator while the door is open. The refrigerator door blocks shots, and each time the ham is hit, the door opens on the opposite side. The Downtants cannot be destroyed.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0#Level -0 Boss: Ekersby (Guide)|Level -0 Walkthrough]].
| 6
| -0
|-id="harvax_xvii"
|Harvax XVII
| align="center" | [[Image:harvaxxvii.png|125px|center]]
| '''Harvax XVII''' is a giant hovering gangster robot that shoots bullets at the Stinkowing with a tommy gun. Every third round of bullets, he charges. His weak point is his mouth, when it is open.

According to the [[Stinkomanual]], Harvax XVII is a small but speedy octopus or squid, though Harvax himself claims in his quote: "That description is ALL WRONG!" However, the cast roll in the end credits does depict Harvax as a squid.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9#Level 9 Boss: Harvax XVII (Guide)|Level 9 Walkthrough]].

A gangster who bears striking resemblance to Harvax XVII appears in the [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]].

| 15
| 9
|-id="worst_end_boss_ever"
|Worst End Boss Ever
| align="center" | [[Image:WorstEndBossEver.png|200px|center]]
| '''Worst End Boss Ever''' is the boss shown in the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode [[End Boss]] and is fought at the beginning of level 10. It moves back and forth shooting projectiles that move up and down towards Stinkoman. After taking four hits it will fire much more rapidly and charge at Stinkoman, but one more hit will kill it.

| 5
| 10
|-id="Z_Sabre"
|Z Sabre
| align="center" | [[Image:ZSabreSprite.png|150px|center]]
| '''[[Z Sabre]]''' is the true identity of the Shadowy Figure and the penultimate boss of the game. When standing he holds his sword in front of him, protecting him from attacks. He has multiple attacks that he can use, these being doing a rushing slice towards Stinkoman, jumping into the air and stabbing downwards, crouching and firing a beam that goes across the ground, or flying into the air and shooting multiple rounds of four shots. After any of these attacks then he can be hit (with the exception of the flying attack).

| 7
| 10
|-id="mecha-trogador"
|Mecha-Trogador
| align="center" | [[Image:MechaTrogador.png|200px|center]]
| '''Mecha-Trogador''', as the name implies, is a robotic version of [[Trogador]] and is the final boss. He is fought in an area with two platforms, one that moves side to side and the other up and down. He always attacks in the same pattern, first firing his toe as a missile, then punching with his robotic beefy arm, then charging up and breathing a stream of blue fire towards the ground, then shooting a green projectile diagonally upwards from his nose. At first his weak spot is his eyes, but after taking enough hits his eyes will close and a hatch on his chest will periodically open revealing the Crystal Shards, which are now his weak point. After those take enough hits his eyes will open again and be vulnerable, and so on.

| 18
| 10
|-id="Sticklyman"
|Sticklyman
| align="center" | [[Image:SticklymanSprite.png|80px|center]]
| '''[[Sticklyman]]''' is a small stickman wielding a shovel whom Stinkoman battles during the end credits. His movement patterns are identical to those of Val Yancey, though he will occasionally jump as well to catch Stinkoman off guard. While Stinkoman can put Sticklyman into hitstun with attacks (and vice versa), neither can actually do damage to the other, meaning the fight will continue endlessly until the credits fade. Sticklyman only begins attacking when Stinkoman moves; if Stinkoman does not move or attack for a few seconds, Sticklyman will once again begin standing still.

| N/A
| 10.5
|}
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[[Category:20X6 Characters]]
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Stinkoman 20X6 Trivia

2020-12-22T18:13:43Z

Religious Corn: levels 3, 5, 6, and 10 updates

Here is some of the trivia regarding the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] game.

__TOC__
== General ==
*This is the first time that [[Stinkoman Headquarters|Stinkoman's house]] - and by extension, any [[20X6]] character's house - has been seen.
*Aside from the "[[Kerrek]]" and "[[Trogdor]]" versions of the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], stinkogame.swf is the single largest Flash file on the site.
* In the bottom right-hand corner of the PLAY GAME! screen, it says "V8.0 EPISODES 1-10!"
**It said "V7.1 EPISODES 1-9" until December 20, 2020, when the tenth level was added.
**It said "V6.0 EPISODES 1-8" until September 5, 2005, when the ninth level was added.
**It said "V5.0 EPISODES 1-7" until August 1, 2005, when the eighth level was added.
**It said "V4.0 EPISODES 1-6" until July 4, 2005, when the seventh level was added.
**It said "V3.0 EPISODES 1-5 THUS FAR" until May 16, 2005, when the sixth level was added.
**It said "V2.0 EPISODES 1-4" until May 9, 2005, when the fifth level was added.
**It said "V1.X EPISODES 1-3" until April 26, 2005, when the fourth level was added.
*In versions 4 (and below), the Flash 7 Warning in the bottom left corner read "FLASH PLAYER 7 REQUIRED". In version 5, it read "FLASH 7 VERY REQUIRED". In version 6, it read "FLASH 7 REQUIRED, 8 IS COOL TOO". In version 7, it reads "FLASH 7 OR HIRE REQUIRED".
*The "No Flash 7" warning box (which you also see if you attempt to flip the SWF file) reads:
<pre>
FLASH PLAYER 7
IS REQUIRED
TO PLAY STINKOMAN 20X6

THIS THING SAYS YOU DON'T HAS</pre>
*The promised [[Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10|Level 10]] was not released after Level 9 for over fifteen years years, but a "Level 10" [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk]] does appear in [[sbemail206]], likely referencing its long wait. It was finally revealed to be released in 2018 in a [[@StrongBadActual]] [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#949767712670089217|video]], but it was later delayed to 2019, as revealed in [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1078803198125723648|another video]]. It was then [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1202631603228426242|delayed again to 2020]], when it was finally released on December 20.

== Levels 3 to -0 ==
*Level 3 is the only level where the stages have different music.
*This game lacked the gray navbar at the bottom of the screen to move to other parts of the website until level 4 was added.
*In the beginning of level 6, in the cutscene when Stinkoman is playing the game, the music is the same as that of level 5. When he gets Game Over, it is also the same music that plays when it's Game Over. He is most likely playing Stinkoman 20X6.
*The quality of the music in Level 7 onward is higher than the other ones, resulting in sharper sound.
*When world 8/-0 was first released, the Poorbt at the beginning of level -0.1 came from the right side of the screen. It was later changed so it would come from the left.
**With the release of version 7.1, it now comes from the right again.
*In the game, [[Wikipedia:parallax scrolling|parallax scrolling]] is present. Normally, the layers scroll the opposite direction Stinkoman is moving. However, in world -0, the layers scroll in the same direction as Stinkoman is walking. This was intentional since -0 was meant to have glitches in it.
*Level 7 contains a [[nondescript noun]] (namely, the boss of that level: An Ice Machine).

== Level 9 ==
*Version 7 enabled the menus to be navigated with either the mouse or keyboard.
*When version 7 was released, Stinkoman's punches changed from the usual pattern. They used to fly forward a small bit, while falling slightly, and then disappear. However, it seems they now have much the same traits as the lasers the ship fires, heading almost straight forward without any hindrance.
**Because of this, you can kill the Greggo at the beginning of 1.2 by shooting repeatedly as you fall into the level.
*When level 9 was first released, your number of shields would remain constant after losing a life. This meant that you could hoard shields if you had lives to spare, or that you could use up all your shields on one life and have none on the next. This has since been changed: after losing a life, your shield count always resets to 3.

== Level 10 ==
*When level 10 was released, an extra life was added to level 5.2 after the area with the Downtants, Bendini Sisters, and Kolkaryu.
*When level 10 was released, the time between Protek's lightning bolt shots was extended somewhat.

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Character Evolutions

2020-11-08T22:20:58Z

Religious Corn: two more characters

[[Image:hs_wallpaper.png|thumb|Through the years]]
Over the years, [[homestarrunner.com]] [[characters]] have undergone a number of changes to their appearance. Below are links to charts for individual characters as they have changed.
__NOTOC__
===[[Characters#Main characters|Main Characters]]===
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Pom Pom Evolution]]
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]
*[[Bubs Evolution]]
*[[The Cheat Evolution]]
*[[Strong Mad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Sad Evolution]]
*[[Marzipan Evolution]]
*[[The King Of Town Evolution]]
*[[The Poopsmith Evolution]]
*[[Homsar Evolution]]

===[[Old-Timey]]===
*[[The Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad Evolution]]

===[[20X6]]===
*[[Stinkoman#Character Evolution|Stinkoman Evolution]]
*[[1-Up#Character Evolution|1-Up Evolution]]

===[[Storybook World]]===
*[[Mr. Bland#Character Evolution|Mr. Bland Evolution]]
*[[Señor#Character Evolution|Señor Evolution]]
*[[The Robot (storybook)#Character Evolution|The Robot Evolution]]
*[[The Grape Fairie#Character Evolution|The Grape Fairie Evolution]]

===Other===
*[[The Announcer#Character Evolution|The Announcer Evolution]]
*[[Visor Robot#Character Evolution|Visor Robot Evolution]]
*[[Nebulon#Character Evolution|Nebulon Evolution]]
*[[The Goblin#Character Evolution|The Goblin Evolution]]
*[[The Umpire#Character Evolution|The Umpire Evolution]]
*[[The Sad Kids#Character Evolution|The Sad Kids Evolution]]

==See Also==
*[[Minor Character Variations]]
*[[Stylized Character Designs]]
*[[Other Costumes]]

[[Category:Character Evolution|*]] [[Category:Lists]]

The Sad Kids

2020-11-08T22:18:42Z

Religious Corn: character evolution

[[File:The Sad Kids Update.png|thumb|right|150px|"Huh?" "What?"]]
[[Image:sketchbook 040812 mssadkids.png|thumb|150px|The sad family?]]
'''The Sad Kids''' (a boy and a girl) were created by [[Strong Sad]] in [[Homestarloween Party]]. According to Strong Sad, the [[Visor Robot]] had the brain of the Sad Kids' father. Like Strong Sad, both are almost in grayscale, with white skin and blue-gray clothes. They both [[lack of visible arms|appear to lack arms]] and have heavy bags under their eyes. The girl has long, black hair and wears a dress with a lace collar. The boy wears a shapeless gray garment, a [[Wikipedia:Whoopee cap|whoopee cap]], and dark gray shoes. He is also one of the few people in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] to have ears. They have the same voice (similar to Strong Sad's), and don't usually say anything except confused statements, such as "Huh?", "What?", and "Weird."

They often appear in commercials for Fluffy Puff [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Marshmallows]] and [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights|Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]], which strangely suggests that they live in both the present-day and the [[Old-Timey|1930s]], or have look-alikes. They dressed up as [[The King of Town]] and the [[Wikipedia:Wicked Witch of the West|Wicked Witch of the West]] for the [[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]] commercial. They are frequently shown being mistreated in some way by the other characters, often by [[Marshie]] in his commercials, and/or crushed by various large objects. In [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]], they claim to be [[Wikipedia:Veganism|vegan]].

== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Homestarloween Party]]
*[[:Category:The Sad Kids Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

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== Character Evolution ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:the two kids.png|150px]] || First design of the Sad Kids || 2000 || Toons from [[Homestarloween Party]] to [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:The Sad Kids Update.png|150px]] || Current design || 2020 || [[Halloween Hijinks]] || Both kids have darker outlines, as well as gradated shading and highlights on their bodies. The girl's hair is darker and has streaky highlights. The boy's hat has shading and highlights. The shading on their bodies and on the boy's head doesn't go to the edge of the outline. The boy's ears are slightly more detailed.
|}

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Frosty? Flurry."|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Secondary characters|Sad Kids, The]] [[Category:Character Evolution|Sad Kids, The]]

The Grape Fairie

2020-11-08T22:18:06Z

Religious Corn: character evolution

[[Image:Newgrapefaerie.png|thumb|220px|Grape fairie]]

'''The Grape Fairie''' is a character within the Homestar Runner [[storybook world]]. The Grape Fairie is aptly named due to the fact that, in his first appearance, he bestowed twenty grapes upon a group of participants in [[Strongest Man in the World Contest|an endurance contest]] while riding [[the Fat Bee]].

The Grape Fairie's body is round and purple like a grape, with a long black neck ending in a spherical white head. He wields a wand with a grape on the tip, and wears a yellow crown and white miniskirt. He speaks with a very gruff Bronx accent and sports a five-o'-clock shadow when his mouth is visible, as revealed in [[Strongest Man in the World]]. After he finishes speaking, his mouth disappears and the stubble goes with it.

The Grape Fairie's aunt was apparently given the [[Golbol]] by [[Wikipedia:Mookie Wilson|Mookie Wilson]] in [[1974]].

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book]]
*[[:Category:The Grape Fairie Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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==Character Evolution==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:Grape_Farie_with_bee.png|200px]] || Original design || 1996 || [[Original Book]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]] ([[kids' book]] Easter egg); '' ''[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]''|| N/A
|-
|[[Image:GrapeFairieCloseup.PNG|200px]] || The current design || 2006 || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || His eyes are thicker; his grape body is darker, more defined, and more shiny; and he has gained stubble. His outline is no longer black.
|}

[[Category:Storybook Characters|Grape Fairie, The]] [[Category:Character Evolution|Grape Fairie, The]]

Halloween Hijinks

2020-10-31T16:12:15Z

Religious Corn: text changes after toon

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween20|Fan Costumes 2019|Homestarloween Party}}

[[File:Silhoueen Toon.png|thumb|This is the whole cartoon this year.]]
This Halloween, the gang decides to just hang out in the [[Halloween Teasers|teaser]] while their teenage selves from the '70s have a run-in with Large Bean.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]], [[Stave It Off Guy]], {{Film|Puppet Homestar}} (Easter egg), [[Mr. Poofers]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Jibblies Painting}} (Easter egg), [[Old Man Rootbeer]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:'''

{{costumeslink}}

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 28, 2020

'''Running Time:''' 6:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 5:00 (Actual), 7:55 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Silhoueen Toon

==Transcript==
''{Scene opens at night, as crickets chirp. All twelve characters are present in silhouette. The text reads, "this is the whole cartoon this year".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' So... do you guys think that's true? This is really it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in an outrageous costume, which moves as he speaks}'' Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean we're not going to get into any Halloween hijinks or nothing?

'''COACH Z:''' Aaah... I'm getting too old for hijinks. And the last time I attempted even medium jinks, I threw out my torn rubdominal scrimmage.

''{Pan right. Coach Z is standing on a front porch with some toilet paper on the banister, and an empty roll on the ground. The Sad Kids are holding up a plate of devilled eggs.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Deviled eggs? Three pieces of two-ply? Ya call those Halloween jinx? ''{takes out a whistle}'' Why I could whistle so hard right now I—

''{Coach Z blows the whistle. A shockwave bursts from his hip, filling the screen with redness and sending him reeling.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Whooogho!

''{A commercial begins. Coach Z fades into an X-ray on a white background.}''

'''COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:''' If you've suffered a torn rubdominal scrimmage, ''{Coach Z's hip becomes red and inflamed; an arrow points to the injury with the words "Interior Rubdominal Scrimmage"}'' Halloween jinx don't need to be a thing of the past.

'''COACH Z:''' They don't?

''{A banner reading "LOWJINXEROL" and an orange blob with a jack-o-lantern face appear.}''

'''COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:''' Lowjinxerol is specially formulated ''{the orange blob dissipates, covering the injury}'' to treat creepy middle-aged ailments. ''{The injury fades away as the blobs cool it down}'' So you'll stop talking about them in public.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Marzipan standing in the field at night. Marzipan approaches.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, Coach Z? How's it going?

'''COACH Z:''' Well, this morning in the locker room, my rubdominous swell— oomph!

''{Coach Z is cut off by a flurry of orange Lowjinxerol blobs covering his mouth. Marzipan looks smug.}''

''{Fade to white as the Lowjinxerol banner comes on screen.}''

'''COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:''' Reclaim your Halloween ''low jinx'' with ''{a bottle of pills appears; an orange blob comes out of it}'' Lowjinxerol, ''{speaks quietly and quickly, as if reciting a disclaimer. Logos appear as they are mentioned}'' a division of Fluffy Puff/Foamalate/Hot Pooey/Smarty Juice/Videlectrix Subsidiaries.

''{Fade to black.}''

''{Fade in to an orange Channel 5 Action Card title card reading "We now return HALLOWEEN HIJINKS", featuring a toilet paper roll holding a toilet paper roll and an egg wearing sunglasses holding an egg.}''

'''CHANNEL 5 ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to Channel 5's Halloween progrumming.

''{Fade to black. Fade in to a dark hallway. Two security guards are walking and holding flashlights.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' Slow night at City Hall, eh fellow night watchman?

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' That establishes our location and humdrum routine.

''{Cut to a door reading "Councilman Zonepermit". Coach Z and Bubs approach in silhouette, illuminating the door with the the flashlight. Chattering is heard on the other side of the door.}''

'''COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT:''' And please, don't keep walking towards me.

''{Cut closer to the door. A shadowy figure is seen backing toward the window.}''

'''COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT:''' I beg of you! ''{holds up arms}'' Nooooooo...!

''{He continues backing away as a bigger, more imposing shadowy figure overtakes him.}''

'''COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT:''' You're still walking towards me! Nooooo!

''{Cut to the security guards, screaming in fright.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMEN BUBS AND COACH Z:''' Raaaaaaahhhh...!

''{A title card for The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries is displayed. The musical theme plays.}''

''{Fade in to Councilman Zonepermit's office. Councilman Zonepermit is crushed beneath his desk, which is upside-down. The night watchmen are there with the four Mystfit-steries.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Stand down, local law enforcement; a group of random teens is here.

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' Mysfit-steries, thank goodness it's you.

''{Cut to the night watchmen.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' I almost didn't recognize you in those absurd zigzaggèd pants.

''{Cut to the teens.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, I— I know; I'm trying to branch out.

''{Cut to the night watchmen.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' When we rushed in here, the mysterious silhouette had vanished.

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad and Strong Mad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great. Another fanatical mysterious believer.

''{Cut to teenage Marzipan. An imposing shadow is slowly looming in the doorway behind her.}''

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' Zigglies, why would anyone want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

''{Cut to teenage Strong Mad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG MAD:''' Look out behind you!

''{Cut to teenage Homestar.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Luh-luh-luh...

''{Pan to night watchman Coach Z.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' Luh-luh-luh...

''{Pan to night watchman Bubs.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' Luh-luh-luh...

''{Cut to...}''

'''EVERYONE:''' Large Bean!

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' SO UNSETTLING!

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Strong Bad turns ice blue and falls to the floor, frozen. Teenage Homestar runs in to examine him.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{placing his head to Strong Bad's}'' Huh? ''{raises head}'' Strong Bad stopped breathing!

''{Musical sting.}''

''{Cut to teenage Homestar, standing up.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' We have to play in a band!

''{Cut to a drum being played by teenage Strong Mad. Zoom out to show the Mysfit-steries playing a song under a crescent moon. Teenage Strong Bad is standing frozen at his keyboard. Teenage Marzipan plays a horn.}''

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad. As the music plays, the ice color drops away and his regular color returns. He starts pounding on his keyboard.}''

''{Cut to teenage Homestar's foot, tapping.}''

''{Teenage Homestar pops up and sings as the others play in the background.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' And in the moonlight, things get kind of kooky.

''{Change to light blue background.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, you know they do, and your parents don't—

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and Marzipan. Marzipan is playing the tamborine.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' —respect me as a man.

''{Teenage Marzipan frowns and walks away.}''

''{Cut to a field where the four teens are running.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' And in the moonlight, ''{zoom out to reveal the group is being chased by Large Bean}'' things get kind of crazy.

''{Cut to a red machine labeled "ZIG-ZAGGÉD PANTS EXTRICATING MACHINE 2000.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' They're trying to extricate ''{zoom out to show the whole machine in the middle of the woods. Teenage Strong Bad flips a switch to turn it on}'' me out of these—

''{Cut to teenage Homestar's pants.}

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' —absurd, zigzaggèd pants.

''{Teenage Homestar runs into the machine through the doorway maked "Enter". Large Bean follows him.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Moonlight... ''{The machine begins to shake. Strong Bad turns away and covers his ears}'' kooky—

''{The music stops suddenly as the machine explodes. When the dust settles, Large Bean is tied up in teenage Homestar's pants.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{off-screen}'' Well, Strong Bad,

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and Strong Bad standing over Large Bean. Homestar is now wearing striped short-shorts.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' it looks like your never-ending attempts to unshackle me from my ridiculous-èd pants have finally paid off.

''{Teenage Strong Mad approaches in silhouette.}''

''{Cut to teenage Strong Mad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG MAD:''' Let's find out whose rich uncle he really is.

''{He pulls off the mask of Large Bean, and is shocked.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Suh-suh-suh...

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Suh-suh-suh...

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' Suh-suh-suh...

''{Cut to...}'''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' Stave It Off Guy!

''{Cut to teenage Marzipan.}''

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' I thought it was gonna be that creepy night watchman.

''{Cut to night watchman Coach Z, who is holding a bloody hammer.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' So did I, ''{puts hammer away}'' honestly.

''{Cut to night watchman Bubs and the Stave It Off Guy.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' Why would you want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

''{The Stave It Off Guy laughs. Cut to him.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' I don't know. ''{shrugs}'' I guess he wouldn't give me no permits.

''{Cut to teenage Homestar.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' There's only one place for a criminal like you.

''{Musical sting.}''

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and the Stave It Off Guy.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{taking out a guitar}'' Playing in our band!

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Are we forgetting he totally just murdered somebody?

''{The Mysfit-steries are playing below a crescent moon once again, now joined by the Stave It Off Guy sitting in a chair and playing guitar with his Large Bean sleeves.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' Moonlight... kooky...

''{Cut to the backup band on a blue background. Teenage Strong Bad is playing keyboards, Marzipan is playing the horn, and Strong Mad is drumming.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Moonlight...

''{Cut to the two night watchmen dancing in front of the full moon. Coach Z is holding a bloody hammer.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Kooky kooky...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy. Numbers come out of talk balloons as he sings.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' ''{in harmony background with Homestar}'' One... two... three...

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Moonlight, things get kind of kind of kooky, yeah.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to the four Mysfit-steries playing their instruments on a yellow background, rotating in a circle.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Kooky, oh yeah.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Saying kooky, oh yeah.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Ha ha...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy playing guitar outside. A hideous monster with the head of Large Bean, a green body, and blue legs creeps up behind him.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' ''{now the lead}'' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' ''{in harmony response}'' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

''{Cut back to the Mysfit-steries with the night watchmen on a teal background.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' Now you can count to three.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to the moon. The Stave It Off Guy's face appears in it as it slowly rises.}''

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to teenage Homestar with striped short-shorts and Little Bean with zig-zagged pants dancing on a yellow background.}''

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy, outside.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' Now you can count to—

''{Little Bean and teenage Homestar join in.}''

'''LITTLE BEAN, TEENAGE HOMESTAR, STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' Three...

''{Fade to black.}''

''{Cut back to the teaser screen. The text now reads "that was the whole cartoon this year".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... that whole deal we just watched. Was that like the list of side effects for Coach Z's Jinxy-rolls medicine?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, what do you mean?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know like: ''{in a prescription drug commercial tone}'' Side effects may include:

''{The teaser text disappears and is replaced with a bulleted list as Homestar speaks.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.

'''COACH Z:''' No way. The only side effects of Lowjinxerol are...

''{The text "Happy Halloween!" appears.}''

'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

''{Strong Bad starts choking. His outrageous costume coughs him out, causing a silhouette of Strong Bad to go flying into the air against the full moon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaaa...! ''{Strong Bad stops in mid-air in front of the moon}'' Here I come! ''{drops straight down}'' Whooaa...!

''{Cut to all the characters wearing their costumes. Strong Bad drops into his usual space wearing his.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[File:SecretReading.png|thumb|It gets less secret every year.]]
*The hidden message "secret reading", identical to the one from the [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|2018 teaser]], can be found in the Flash file. ''(See also [[#Inside References]])''
* At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{punching the air} Finally, someone let me outta my cage!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I can fix that.
:''{Strong Bad shoots beams from his eyes toward the sky. A cage falls on top of Coach Z, trapping him.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejectedly}'' I ain't happy...
:''{The cage disappears.}''
* At the end, click on Homestar:
:''{The scene cuts to a green space. The King of Town, Bubs, Coach Z, Marzipan and Homestar are all walking towards the screen all dressed as characters from Bod.''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here comes Bod. ''{Begins to sing the theme tune of Bod as the word BOD appears in red behind them}''
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:''{The scene cuts to a green space. Marzipan dressed as Ursa, Strong Mad dressed as Non and Strong Bad are all walking towards the screen}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here comes Zod. ''{Begins to sing the theme tune of Bod as the word ZOD appears in red, then he starts singing the Superman theme. Cut to Strong Bad standing next to Homestar}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kneel before Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no. Kneel before Bod.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nuh-uh! Kneel before Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Kneel before Bod.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kneel before Zod.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Kneel before Bod.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bod!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bod!
:''{Strong Bad and Homestar banter until both are crushed by a falling bowl of strawberries and cream.}''
* At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing an out-of-tune theme from The Legend of Zelda}'' Say, Bubs, I really like your costume. It's '70s Bubs! Giving a piggyback ride! To Totoro! Eating a purple burrito! It's such a great costume, you know (ba-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.)
:'''BUBS:''' ''{imitating Beedle}'' Thank you!
* At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Mad: I dunno, probably from ''Labyrinth''. Pom Pom: I dunno, probably from ''Great Muppet Caper''. Strong Sad: I dunno, probably from ''Sesame Street''. Poopsmith: I dunno, probably from ''Pigs in Space''.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, the Hensonian method!
* At the end, click on the King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King! Why didn't you dress up as King Ding Dong? That's a no-brain-o!
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Those devil's food hockey pucks? Never!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm pretty sure it's all the same ingredients. Just extruded out of a different machine in the Double Dare guy's basement, which is where I assume all snacks come from.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Don't get me started on Marc Summers!
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' The Cheat loves Sosuke!
:''{The Cheat grows a pair of birdlike legs.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:''{He returns to normal.}''
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a real swell zombie Ziggy Stardust costume, Marzipan. Real swell!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How come you got one o' them drive-thru speakers stuck in your chest?
:'''MARZIPAN'S CHEST INSIGNIA:''' ''{in a distorted speaker voice}'' The powder is yours! Sprinkle it on your fries.
* At the end, click on Homsar:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Hey, Homsaw! I weally like youw BB-8 got wun ovew by a sand cwawlew costume!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh, I dunno. Personally, I woulda gone with Oscar the Grouch 2000.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Henson! Henson!
* At the end, click on the stars between Bubs and Pom Pom; a silhouette of Mr. Poofers will appear when the cursor is over the correct area.
:''{The "Halloween Hijinx" title card reappears.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Up next, it's thrills and chills with Jibblies vs. Poofers.
:''{The scene shifts to a Mr. Poofers story. Mr. Poofers is jumping down a road.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers careens through life like a Wichita bandsaw, and that's no lie.
:''{He walks up to a caricature of the Jibblies Panting.}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come! On! Iiiiiiiiiii— ''{His eyes take on a more cartoony appearance}'' ''{singing}'' —iif you really loved me you would say so!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...said a delightful oil-on-canvas by acclaimed folk artist Rothschild Rootbeer.
:''{The camera pans over to show a content-looking Old Man Rootbeer.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover, as Rootbeer}'' Sure beats paintin' pimecones!

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*This toon is titled "Ween 2020 Silhouettes" on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], while the title on YouTube is "Halloween Hijinks".
**The [[Main Page]] button says "ween toon soon".
*The story for the cartoon is by Y.B.B.I. [[Chimendez]], who is likely the same Youbetterbelieveit Chimendez who was first credited in [[highschool]].

===Remarks===
*Coach Z is standing on a front porch; he was previously shown to sleep in the [[Locker Room]].
*Teenage Marzipan can play her horn and hold her tambourine at the same time.
*The pants-extricating machine has the wrong accent on the "E" of "[[-èd]]".
*Teenage Homestar appears to have knees.
*The Stave It Off Guy can play his guitar without using his hands; his Large Bean sleeves appear to be empty.
*The number "2000" is referenced twice, perhaps tying into the 20th anniversary of the first Halloween toon, [[Homestarloween Party]].

===Goofs===
*[[Videlectrix]] is misspelled as "Videlectix" in the end screen of the Lowjinxerol ad.

===Inside References===
*The secret message is reused from the [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|2018 teaser]], and is, in turn, a reference to [[Meet Marshie]].
*The Sad Kids vandalize the house with [[toilet paper]] and serve [[eggs]]. The title card also features an egg with [[cool shades]].
*Lowjinxerol is produced by a conglomerate of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Polymascotfoamalate|Foamalate]] (represented by [[The Jolly Dumple]]), [[Hot Jones|Hot Pooey]], [[Smarty Juice]], and [[Videlectrix]].
*The TV announcer refers to the cartoon as [[progrum]]ming.
*[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]] first appeared in [[highschool]].
*The way the stunned characters say "duh-duh-duh, wah-wah-wah, zuh-zuh-zuh" is identical to [[Gunhaver]]'s response to being fired in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].
*The way Strong Bad falls over after seeing Large Bean is similar to the way [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] and [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] died in [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]].
*The "pants extricating machine" resembles the [[Roomy-Vac]].
*Strong Bad says "Here I come!" in a similar manner to the USB Dongle Goblin from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
*The non-sequitur phrase that comes from Marzipan's "drive-thru speaker" is reminiscent of the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]'s speech.
*[[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes|Strong Bad's Silhouetted Costume]] is as ludicrous as always, though for once it's something that could actually fit over him.

===Real-World References===
*The Mysfit-stery gang's catchphase of "Zigglies" mirrors [[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Mystery Inc]]'s surprised exclamation of "Jinkies".
*Coach Z's lines in the costume lineup are lyrics from [[Wikipedia:Clint Eastwood (song)|Clint Eastwood]] by [[Wikipedia:Gorillaz|Gorillaz]], although "I ain't happy" was not sung by Del.
*[[Wikipedia:Bod (TV series)|Bod]] was a 1970s BBC preschool cartoon series which aired throughout the '80s and '90s in the US on Nickelodeon's Pinwheel program. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's Easter eggs parody [[Youtube:B4IiktFp3p4|the intro]], while Strong Bad's slips into [[Wikipedia:John Williams|John Williams]]'s [[Wikipedia:Superman music|Superman theme]] after a moment.
*Totoro is the title character of the 1988 Studio Ghibli movie [[Wikipedia:My Neighbor Totoro|My Neighbor Totoro]], like Ponyo directed by Hayao Miyazaki. Sosuke is another character from the film.
*Homestar's quip on Bubs's costume is sung to the tune of the main theme of ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'', first appearing in the original NES game and has since appeared in some form in every game since.
*Bubs thanks Homestar with the same inflection Beedle gives when Link purchases something from him in Wind Waker.
*[[Wikipedia:Marc Summers|Marc Summers]] is a former [[Nickelodeon]] game show host best known for hosting the game shows [[Wikipedia: Double Dare (game show)|Double Dare]], [[Wikipedia:What Would You Do? (game show)|What Would You Do?]], and [[Wikipedia: Unwrapped|Unwrapped]], a show which demonstrates the way snack foods are manufactured and packaged.
*The Cheat's noises in the Easter egg sound like "ham", Ponyo's favorite food. In the movie, she grows birdlike legs in an attempt to become human.
*[[Wikipedia:Ziggy Stardust|Ziggy Stardust]] is a character created by rock musician [[David Bowie]].
*As Strong Sad notes, Homestar's [[I really like your costume|incorrect costume guesses]] all have connections to [[Wikipedia:Jim Henson|Jim Henson]].
**[[Wikipedia:Labyrinth (1986 film)|Labyrinth]] is a 1986 fantasy film which uses puppets made by [[wikipedia:Jim Henson's Creature Shop|Jim Henson's Creature Shop]].
**[[Wikipedia:The Great Muppet Caper|The Great Muppet Caper]] is a 1981 comedy movie starring Jim Henson's [[The Muppets|Muppets]].
**Pigs in Space is a recurring sci-fi themed sketch from [[Wikipedia:The Muppet Show|The Muppet Show]].
**[[Wikipedia:Oscar the Grouch|Oscar the Grouch]] is a Jim Henson-designed character from [[Sesame Street]].
***While not directly affiliated, Strong Sad's costume also has a Henson connection, ''The Great Space Coaster'' was created by Sesame Street puppet builder [[Wikipedia:Kermit Love|Kermit Love]].
*The Drive Thru Speaker's quip is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Captain Planet & The Planeteers|Captain Planet]]'s catchphrase, "The power is yours!"
*Strong Bad mocks Homestar by intentionally mis-identifying Homsar's costume as [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/BB-8 BB-8] from the [[Wikipedia:Star Wars sequel trilogy|Star Wars sequel trilogy]].
** He also suggests that said costume was run over by a [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sandcrawler Sandcrawler], the ground-based mobile fortresses used by the Jawas throughout the ''[[Star Wars]]'' franchise.

==YouTube Version==
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate."
*The ending Easter eggs play in the following order:
**Coach Z
**Homestar Runner
**Strong Bad
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**The King of Town
**The Cheat
**Marzipan
**Homsar
**Mr. Poofers
*The [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]] is titled "Some Internet Kid Unboxes Large Bean Plushies".

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ween20|youtube=bq6cxJnXJUQ}}

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Innuendoes

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Religious Corn: fan costume and move sb link up

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[[Image:NO symbol red w-gray.png|60px|Children and moms beware!]]Oh, Child![[Image:warning symbol yellow w-gray.png|60px|Don't say we didn't warn you]] 
This article is about '''innuendo.''' It contains '''risqué subjects''' that may make you or your great-grandma blush and will probably get you suspended.

Please, if you are not mature enough to handle an article concerning some very grown-up material, '''[[Special:Random|read no further]]'''.
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[[Image:homestarsower.png|thumb|"What?"]]

In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], there are rare instances of '''innuendoes'''.

== Appearances ==
*[[Homestar Runner]] occasionally appears [[Naked Homestar Runner|naked]].
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — In the Program Congratulation, one of the excluded delabors is "Illegal naked representation of other parties on Internet".
*Email [[studying]] — [[Strong Bad]] suggests that the sender of the email has the potential to get to {{inlinecontentwarning|mature content|The Wikipedia page contains frank descriptions of sexual encounters.}} [[Wikipedia:Baseball metaphors for sex|first, second, and quite possibly even third base]], and unless he's reading a book literally titled ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base'', he should quit studying and hang out with his girlfriend.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Pom Pom]]'s pumpkin is the famous [[Wikipedia:Mudflap girl|silhouette of a woman]] stereotypically found on mudflaps.
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — One of the characters is known as "[[Naked Ned]]".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Number 10 on Strong Bad's bottom 10 list is {{inlinecontentwarning|explicit content|The Wikipedia page contains explicit imagery.}} [[Wikipedia:Wet T-shirt contest|dry T-shirt contests]].
*[[Cool Things]] — [[Strong Sad]] sings, "Oh, getting lucky tonight" as he takes Homestar's yellow paint for a "date with a wall".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — In the French Homestar ending, Homestar sings that he's "gettin' lucky tonight".
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — [[Coach Z]] apologizes to [[Marzipan]], his co-host at [[the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade]], for "any inapprapriate comments [he] may have made" during the commercials.
*Email [[trading cards]] — Strong Bad suggests Coach Z is "known in seven states" for his [[Butt-Patting|self-butt pats]].
*Email [[unnatural]] — In an Easter egg, Marzipan requests of Strong Bad "Now lemme see your cans", to his confusion. While they were talking about recyclables, "cans" is also slang for a woman's breasts.
*[[Play Date]] — [[Strong Mad]] asks Homestar if he can "come out and play". He suggests other terms like "hanging out, messing around, kicking back", to which Strong Mad replies "LET'S FOOL AROUND!" Homestar asks him not to call it that, either.
*Email [[being mean]] — For his role in drama club as head male cheerleader, Coach Z hits on Marzipan with a mangled pick up line "My parents' room is out of town in my car. Wanna go park out?"
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — Regarding [[Decemberween]] and [[Halloween]], Strong Bad says, "I think we may have gotten our... 'weens' crossed," to which Strong Sad in clear distress replies, "Can you please never say that again??"
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — In an Easter egg, [[Bubs]] implies he will use Coach Z to repopulate the human race, much to Strong Bad's dismay.
*[[Fan Costumes 2016]] — Coach Z claims to wear a green long-sleeve shirt as pants and, when asked by Strong Bad, says the neck hole is "not [for] what you'd think."
==See Also==
*[[Making Out]]
*[[Pregnancy]]
*[[Swears]]
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Rhymed Phrases

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Religious Corn: style points b/w file joints

[[Image:Keep cool 2.PNG|thumb|Nose time, Hose time]]
In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], [[Characters|characters]] sometimes follow one common or relevant phrase with a less-common phrase that '''rhymes with or sounds like the first''', but makes less sense.

==Appearances==
*Email [[ghosts]] — After looking [[Strong Badia]] over to see if it's haunted (just before the spirit of the [[Tandy 400]] shows up), [[Strong Bad]] says, "Looks like Strong Badia is ghost-free, proud to be."
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — The slogan of [[Litigation Jackson]] is "The system really works, jerks!"
*Email [[monster truck]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says, "Let's do this like Brutus."
*Email [[crazy cartoon]] — Strong Bad says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
*Email [[sibbie]] — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "focus is all... crocused."
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad says that before the paper comes down, he mutters "something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — [[The King of Town]] ends his message with "This is the KoT... in the place to be."
*Email [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — After [[The Ugly One]] is "FLOOR TOMMED!" and "STEP-MOMMED!", she is "[[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]]?"
*Email [[long pants]] — Strong Bad describes his pen as "trusty, somewhat dusty".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — [[Cheerleader]] promises The Ugly One, "We'll be there like shareware!" At the Sweet Someteen party, The Ugly One tells her guests, "let's get it on like Diddy Kong!"
*Email [[record book]] — When Strong Bad is talking about looking in the book of records, he says, "Let's take a look. A book-look."
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar says [[Strong Sad]]'s magic words are "the best magic words [he's] ever heards".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] states that he's "got a hankering for a prankering".
*Email [[senior prom]] — In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad plans to shop for "pencil holders" and "stencil folders".
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — [[The Announcer]] introduces [[Mr. Bland]] as "the prince of plain" and "the master of mundane".
*Email [[retirement]] — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries". At the end, Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] —
**Strong Bad asks, "How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?"
**Strong Sad says, "I need some doom and gloom soon!"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Bubs]] teaches a "toga yoga" class, which [[Marzipan]] attends. Strong Bad also mentions that he watches toga yoga videos.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad remarks that [[sloshy]] "couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The Announcer introduces Strong Bad thus: "And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations, Il Cartographer!"
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad and Marzipan chant, "Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!" Marzipan tells Strong Bad that "That Lappy is energy sappy!" while holding a sign that says, "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!".
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — While doing some yard work, Homestar quips, "This yard work is hard work!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
**Strong Bad says to Strong Sad, "I didn't want to go in your purple room of doom and gloom anyway!"
**After Strong Bad puts [[Total Load]] in Pom Pom's locker, [[Coach Z]] accuses Pom Pom of "cheatin' and chortin' and nonchalant cavortin'".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] —
**Strong Bad refers to the [[Gremlin]] as a "trusty, somewhat rusty car".
**While talking to Homsar, Strong Bad refers to the King of Town as "that royal boil".
**Once he convinces Homsar to join Strong Badia, Homsar says "let's do this like Brutus", echoing Homestar in [[monster truck]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Bubs]] asks, "Strong Bad, did you scandalize and vandalize [[The Stick]]?"
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque Too]] threatens [[Uzi Bazooka]], "You had what was coming to you, tofu!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — [[Gel-arshie]] exclaims, "Here's a wall that's colored red! What's in this box fills me with dread!" and "This lava's red like me! Now here's a thing you couldn't see!"
*[[Sammich]] — Strong Bad, while drawing a sandwich, gives it "some salami, some pastrami, and some seasoned fortulami".
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Homestar Runner uses many rhyming phrases for his [[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]] movement.
**"Always be'sing and do'sing! Never cheesing or choosing!"
**"If you're choosin', you're losin'."
**"Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!"
**"If you're not attending, you're gonna be lending."
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Teaser]] — [[Storybook Character Variations|Storybook Strong Sad]] remarks on the "raucous cricket caucus!"
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — [[Storybook Character Variations|Coach Zee]], as the organelle in a life textbook, riddles [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]], "Can you identify this organelle, that is located in a plant cell?"
*{{postref|1032482957523599360|22|Aug|2018}}, [[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]] — Strong Bad attributes his greatness to his "style points and file joints."

Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — When [[Mr. Shmallow]] introduces himself, he says: "Greetings, fallows. I'm Mr. Shmallow."
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Bubs sings, "I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup, somebody give me dat Mallow Cup."
*Email [[keep cool]] — [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, Hose time".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad remarks, "Oh nophers. We've got gophers," while examining the hole outside his house.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says, "Sorry, [[pile]]s, I got my own [[style]]s."
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]] —
**Referring to the game's flippable tiles, Strong Bad comments, "I get excited when it's double-sided!"
**The group decides to have an "endum addendum" to demonstrate [[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Trogdor's Fiery Rage|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]. Strong Sad suggests an "endum addendum referendum".

==See also==
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

The Baloneyman

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Religious Corn: /* Goofs */ 784 if you're curious

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[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it."]]
The return of the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]]!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, [[Angels|Angel]] Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s> Dusty Novels 99¢" and a drawing of a lemon. There are books in front of him, with spider webs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' BAH-lo-NEH!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both it and Strong Sad off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! It's the baloneym'n! ''{eagerly}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a plane with a face and a two at the front}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Pause; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise; A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me, cool me, cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain! ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{beginning to be sarcastic}'' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slightly insulted}'' Yeaah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{more sarcastic}'' Yeeeeaaah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -d part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, ''{angrily}'' shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah—

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town, who appears to be sinking very slowly, and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Mmhmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Two of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Then hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''meltin' ''over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has mustard smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, ''what'' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop; Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh!

''{Another beep is heard; Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a—

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the—

'''BUBS:''' Outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, then gimme a—

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its paces.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again; Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck; Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck and stops}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, lying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Strong Sad, you'll make ''millions''!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.
*To [[wiktionary:put through its paces|put something through its paces]] means to test the ability or skill of a person or system.

===Remarks===
* When the toon was first released, the lower-left sandwich changed several times during the toon. It was later changed so that it displayed the "Taste Tested" sandwich throughout the entire toon.
**Initially, it was labeled "Dog Food" sandwich but was shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" had bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**The only scene in which the "Taste Tested" sandwich originally appeared was when Bubs and Homestar were discussing it.
*The toons preview for this short doesn't show the line of mustard on Strong Bad's head and still has "Dog Food Sandwich" in the lower-left corner.
*At the time Bubs is conversing with The King of Town, he apparently has on hand at least 36 of everything. Since Bubs has at least six varieties of sandwich (not including the "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich"), he would have at least 216 sandwiches in his truck (252 if "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich" is counted).
**If Dog Food sandwich variety, which is no longer present in the toon, is counted, he has at least 288 sandwiches in his truck.
*When Bubs is talking to the King of Town, a faint hum can be heard on Bubs' initial three responses.
**A similar incident occurred when Homestar almost has his "Migraine Time" in [[Play Date]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Here comes the Baloneyman!"

===Goofs===
*After the toon zooms out, the King of Town's left eye does not move as he melts.
[[Image:LefteyeKOTBaloneymangoof.png|thumb|"All but my left eye is meltin' over here!"]]
*The outline of the baloney on the sandwich with the bite in it overlaps the outline of the bread in all scenes except the scene where Homestar contemplates ordering it.
*When Homestar is talking to Bubs about this sandwich, his body disconnects from his legs for a single frame.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was first seen in [[Weclome Back]], as Bubs' summer job, then seen again in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as the Dethemberween [[Thnikkaman]]'s "unmarked" van.
*Bubs [[getting run over|runs over]] Strong Sad and his bookstand.
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*The term "warbly" was also used to describe a campfire song in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad asking for something to "cool me cool me cool me down" echoes his similar line, "hose me hose me hose me down", in [[couch patch]].
*Homestar's bike and wearing his hat backward are references to [[bike thief]].
*The bite taken out of the "Taste Tested" sandwich is reminiscent of the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], which featured a similar "bite mark".
*[[Cricket noises]] can be heard while Homestar is trying to explain summer talk to Strong Bad.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|baloneyman|14453|swf=baloneytruck|youtube=jPno9bR_Bo4}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!

2020-08-01T03:23:18Z

Religious Corn: VIDEO FOUND

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[[File:TrogdorPlaythroughStrongBadFriends.png|thumb|"Hi, everybody! Are you ready to play Trog... times?"]]
[[Strong Bad]], Mike Chapman, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt play [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] live.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Puppet Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Lucky Yates}}, {{Film|Ryan Sterritt}}, {{Film|Puppet Homestar}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Puppet Marshie}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Date: ''' Tuesday, January 8, 2019

'''Running time:''' 1:29:56

==Transcript==
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==Fun Facts==
*This is another example of [[Duplicate Characters|two Strong Sads]].
**The above line spoken by Strong Sad [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Homestar Runner Wiki Acknowledgments|refers to the HRWiki]]'s style of writing.

==External Links==
*[https://d3sjh9ibhi050s.cloudfront.net/45698472/578fb541-8bbe-4b68-8f63-59fcdc78daef/archive.mp4 Watch the live stream]

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radio

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[[Image:deadlypallor.png|thumb|"Hey, hey, HEY! It's the ''Deathly Pallor''!"]]

Strong Bad gives some advice on how to be a radio show host, in various genres.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}/[[The Deathly Pallor]], [[Mrs. Bennedetto]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, December 13, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 4:02

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: radio</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give 
them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show? 
bowing to you 
Fraser, Scotland</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "say/do" as "say slash do", and pronounces the sender's name as "Frasier" throughout the email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, no need to bow, Fraser. G-Get up. ''{reverently}'' Rise, my son. And giveth me instead, $7.50 with which to buy some buffalo chicken tenders. ''{He clears the screen.}'' So your "friends" are radio show hosts, huh? Well, the first rule of thumb for all radio personalities is to look absolutely nothing like how they sound. Take Ol' Greystoke for instance.

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing in his room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Now here's a whiny know-it-all who sounds just like he looks.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Why thank you, Senator.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Quit calling me that. Anyway, if Strong Sad was a radio host, he'd sound like this:

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{In spontaneous, radio host voice}'' Hey hey hey, it's the Deathly Pallor, coming at you on numbitty 902, WA3D FM, "The Sturge." Coming up next, we got some hot new tracks from double-O ballyhoo!

''{Strong Sad covers his mouth in horror while Strong Bad laughs.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{normal voice; frightened}'' Don't you ever make me do that again!

''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So once they've got the voice/appearance mismatch working, then it all just depends on what kind of radio station they work for. Listen and loin as I run my test sentence through the various genres.

'''VOICE-OVER:''' Strong Bad's test sentence is "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish." ''{The sentence appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First up is public radio: smooth n' smarmy.

''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. A radio labelled "[[Ray-Jo]]" is sitting on the counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Public Radio host}'' Today on Capitol Hill, the fish was delish, and according to U.N. secretary council members, it made quite a dish. You are listening to member-supported public radio.

''{Public Radio theme song plays. Marzipan walks in.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Dang old public radio. I never got my tote bag.

''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Next up is the drive time morning show.

''{A poster for "[[The am morning "CRUDE" crew|The am morning 'CRUDE' crew]]" with two Strong Bad-like hosts appears onscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, these guys are like bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle. Or throw highball glasses at.

''{Cut to a [[clock radio]]. The clock radio reads 6:59 AM and it is dark in the room, but when the clock switches to 7:00 the lights and radio turn on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as morning talk show host, with sound effects in the background}'' Rise and shine, people! The fish was delish. ''{canned laughter}'' Wait for it, wait for it! ''{clowny sounds}'' And it made ''{boing!}'' quite a dish.

''{Cut back from the clock radio to show Homestar in his house with a Public Radio tote bag over his head, holding a glass containing a brown liquid with ice cubes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, squawk box! Shut it up about the fish already.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess that's the way ''{honk honk} {more canned laughter}'' the cookie crumbles.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' High-ball! ''{He throws the glass at the radio.}''

''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Then, there's the utter misery that is college radio. Where they apparently just let any bewildered freshman wander into the booth and try to run a radio station.

''{Cut to the [[booOOMbox]] containing a blank tape.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as college radio host, over a song ending and some feedback}'' Uh, that, that was "The fish was delish" and we heard... track... ''{thumbing through CD jewel cases}'' six... uh... "It Made Quite a Dish."

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, where he is sitting next to the boombox writing some calligraphy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on radio}'' Um... Cuh...campus outreach is looking for... um... Hang on...

''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' College radio can pretty much be summed up in 5 words: 
Dead air, um, dead air.

''{Cut back to the boombox}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as college radio host}'' Okay, I am out of here for today, bu-but, um, but first up is an, um, er...an...an hour of... chanting.

''{A chant plays on the boombox. Strong Sad hits the Play and Record buttons.}''

''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And just in case your friends are um, in the past: here's old-timey radio.

''{Cut to an Old-Timey room with an [[Old-Timey Radio]], with Old-Timey Strong Bad reading in front of a microphone.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{as old-timey radio host}'' This week on The Fish Was Delish progrum, brought to you by Portly Washboy laundry paste,—

''{Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste logo appears}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' —we join The Fish down at the wharfs as he closes in on the Quite a Dish gang's hideout. Stay tuned for partial excitement.

''{The Portly Washboy logo appears again. It depicts a boy and a heaping jar of paste with a spoon in it.}''

'''VOICE-OVER:''' ''{singing}'' Portly Washboy: Don't eat it like the cartoon, man.

''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Done and done, Fraser. Your friends should be well on their way to annoying drivers and gas station attendants the world over. Ooh! And see if you can score me some free coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers from their station. Those free giveaways: highly flammable.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on Strong Sad's stomach while he does the radio voice (more specifically, when he says "The Sturge") to see him wearing a T-shirt from WA3D FM "[[The Sturge]]."
*Click on "[[The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish|The fish was delish, and it made quite a dish]]" to show a [[Dr. Seuss]]-style children's book of the same name by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews#Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews|Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews]].
**After the test sentence disappears, you can still click where it was to show the children's book.
* Click on "coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers" after The Paper comes down to see them. The coozie is blue and says, "[[Radio Stations and Shows|WSBD]] The Voice of [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] 89.3 Several Dozen Listeners." The frisbee is white and says, "The Sturge numbitty 902 WA3D FM." The bottle opener is red and says, "Smooooooth 'n smarmy".
* Click on "annoying" after The Paper comes down to see/hear more of Strong Sad's new persona.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I disagree! I think it's more than just a matter of simple economics. In fact, I'd say... ''{radio host voice and mannerisms, with music}'' Oh, yeah! What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge." Don't you touch that ''{quickly}'' ZABITTABLOUGH!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{confused}'' ZABITTABLOUGH?
* Click on "me" after The Paper comes down to see more of Old-Timey Strong Bad.
:'''RADIO:''' ''{Old-Timey Strong Bad}'' Stay tuned for partial excitement!
:''{Portly Washboy Laundry Paste theme song plays over radio.}''
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{listening}'' Drat and double drat! It's true what they say! The rah-dio really does add four and twenty stone to one's voice!

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:homestar highball.png|thumb|200px|Low-ball!]]
===Explanations===
*"Four-and-twenty stone" is 336 pounds (one stone = 14 pounds), though it is probably a play on the saying that "the camera adds ten pounds." A stone is a common unit of measurement in the United Kingdom.
*A [[Wikipedia:Highball glass|highball glass]] is a tall, narrow glass typically used to serve certain types of alcoholic beverages. Homestar's glass, therefore, isn't a highball at all; it is a "[[Wikipedia:Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]]" or "double old-fashioned glass" which is generally short and stout.
** Homestar's glass is the same kind as the one The Cheat had on the table in [[montage]] while [[smoking]].
*The Portly Washboy advertisement is a reference to the bad childhood habit of eating adhesive paste from jars.
*[[Wikipedia:Dead air|Dead air]] is an unintentional silence, often because of an error made by the radio or television station.
*[[Wikipedia:Pallor|Pallor]] is a word referring to paleness of the skin, caused by a deficit of oxyhemoglobin in the skin or mucous membranes.

===Trivia===
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad describes various radio host styles."

===Remarks===
*Homestar must have his lights set to come on with the radio alarm at 7:00 am; strangely, he is already up and having a drink (though this may just be typical clueless Homestar behavior).
*Judging by the [[Wikipedia:North American call sign|call letters]] of the college radio station, [[Free Country, USA]] must be east of the Mississippi River. Generally, call letters for radio stations in cities east of the Mississippi begin with 'W'. Those to the west begin with 'K'.
*The station "902 WA3D FM" cannot exist under current [[Wikipedia:Federal Communications Commission|FCC]] radio regulations. The call sign WA3D is an [[Wikipedia:amateur radio|amateur radio]] call sign; commercial broadcasters do not use numbers in their call signs. The "902" presumably refers to the 90.2 MHz frequency in the FM broadcast band; however, frequency allocation rules require the last digit to be odd.

===Goofs===
*The left sleeve of Strong Sad's radio T-shirt disappears during parts of that Easter egg. If you click on him again, it reappears. (See the image above.)

===Glitches===
*"The fish was delish and it made quite a dish" can still be clicked even after the words disappear from the screen, although that may be an intentional extension of the Easter Egg's duration so that it could be seen for an adequate amount of time.

===Inside References===
*Strong Mad's reaction to Strong Sad's strange remarks in the Easter egg is extremely similar to his reaction to "parakeet" in [[caffeine]].
*Strong Sad's calligraphy pen is also featured in his action figure in the Easter egg for [[action figure]], when writing to Strong Bad in [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]], and when transcribing ''Paradise Lost'' in [[record book]].
*Strong Sad refers to himself as "The Deathly Pallor," harking back to Coach Z's introduction of Strong Sad in the email [[impression]].
*Right at the very end of the chanting, when Strong Sad presses the play and record buttons on the [[booOOMbox]], one can hear the first two notes of the [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] theme song, as seen in [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]].
*The [[booOOMbox]] Strong Sad listens to was also seen in [[autobiography]]. However, it had a white record button.
*"Listen and loin" is an instance of Strong Bad pronouncing [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|an "er" sound as an "oi" sound]].
*The public radio jingle has the same tune as the [[Videlectrix]] theme.

===Real-World References===
*"Drat and double drat!" was [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly's]] (''[[Wikipedia:Wacky Races|Wacky Races]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines|Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines]]'') catchphrase, a character similar to Old-Timely Strong Bad.
*Marzipan's book ''Tolstoy Story 2'' is a reference to famous [[Russia]]n author [[Wikipedia:Leo Tolstoy|Leo Tolstoy]] and also to the [[Disney]]/Pixar film ''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story 2|Toy Story 2]]''.
* Strong Bad's test phrase is an old broadcasting cliché. The phrase has been used to test the levels of the '''F''' and '''SH''' sounds in audio signals for recording, public address and broadcast. When those sounds are too "hot," sounding like intense hisses, the mic can be moved or covered to reduce the "swishiness."
*"[[Public Radio Sounds]]" (or "PRS") is a playful combination of [[PBS]], the Public Broadcasting Service, and [http://www.pri.org PRI], Public Radio International.
*Marzipan talking about how she "never got her tote bag" is a reference to how financial donors to PBS usually receive gifts. A tote bag with the PBS logo embroidered on it is probably the most well-known.
*The "UN Secretary Council" represents a mix between the [http://www.un.org/News/ossg/sg/ UN Secretary-General] and the [http://www.un.org/Docs/sc/ UN Security Council].
*The voice-over telling the viewer what the test phrase is is a reference to the game show ''[[Wikipedia:Password (game)|Password]]'' where a voice-over would announce to the viewers (but not the contestants) what the password or answer was.
*Judging by Strong Sad's T-shirt, "The Sturge" is short for [[Wikipedia:Sturgeon|sturgeon]], a large, rare fish and is an obvious spoof of radio stations named after animals. For example, ''[[IMDb:tt0077097|WKRP in Cincinnati]]'' had the mascot "the WKRP Carp."
*"Heckle or jeckle" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Terrytoons|Terrytoons]] cartoon [http://www.toonopedia.com/hekljekl.htm Heckle and Jeckle].
*Strong Bad calling Strong Sad "Greystoke" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tarzan|Tarzan]].
*The short theme heard while Marzipan listens to public radio is reminiscent of the [http://www.npr.org/programs/asc/features/atc_theme/ theme] to the [http://www.npr.org National Public Radio] program "[[Wikipedia:All Things Considered|All Things Considered]]." Interestingly, on May 8, 2005, The Brothers Chaps [[All Things Considered Interview - 8 May 2005|were interviewed]] about the Homestar Runner website on the show, and a clip from the Public Radio segment of this email was featured.
*Like most US college radio stations, WSBD has a frequency in the lower part of the FM spectrum (between 88 and 92).
*It's interesting (though probably a coincidence) that the sender's name is Fraser, since the title character on the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Frasier|Frasier]]'' is a radio psychiatrist.


===Fast Forward===
* $7.50 is the same amount of money that Strong Bad asks "Simone" for in "[[bottom 10]]."
* Strong Bad pretends to be a "smooth and smarmy" public radio show host again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], with the same public radio theme song.

== DVD Version ==
*If the angle is changed (to view the mid-toon Easter Eggs), Strong Sad's shirt has both sleeves in this version.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Strong Sad]], Mike's Strong Sad)

'''MIKE:''' This is a... commentary. Look, be— be a character.

'''MATT:''' Okay. Who— Which character, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Be Strong Sad. Strong Sad's never joined me for commentary before.

'''MATT:''' Okay, we'll see how that works out.

'''MIKE:''' All right. Oh, Strong Sad's in this one, I didn't even think about it.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I ''am'' in the one, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' This is— You're pretty good in this. Did you actually do the voice?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't want to talk about what happened while we were doing that.

'''MIKE:''' Did they give you things?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I was given some things...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' For—

'''MIKE:''' Did they drug you? Or, just—

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' You don't remember?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I just know that?

'''MIKE:''' Is it all a blur?

'''STRONG SAD:''' All this— I would kind of black out, and all of a sudden there was this horrible voice coming forward from my mouth.

'''MIKE:''' I kind of like it better than your regular voice.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' I can kind of do your— good impression of you, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' See, look, there's— that's me.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Yeah, this could be you, too.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ah, that's terrible.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' No, it sounds pretty good.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, it sounds awful.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' No, I don't— It sounds just like you, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't think so, Mike.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' But do ''that'' voice.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Do—

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Do the radio personality voice, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in radio host voice}'' Okay! Maybe I will! For a little while! But it hurts! So I'm gonna stop!

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, that's so great! That was great!

'''MATT:''' Yeah, how you doing, Strong Sad?

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Well, I'm doing pretty good, I guess.

'''MATT:''' This is pretty talented. Matt is talking to Strong Sad at the same time.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' This— This is the magic of computer technology.

'''MATT:''' So, Strong Sad, that phrase, "the fish was delish and it made quite a dish"—

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' Uh, there was this place in Brooklyn I used to eat called—

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' That—

'''MATT:''' —called Giando On The Water, and it was a great little restaurant on the Brooklyn side, right under the— the Williamsburg bridge.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Oh.

'''MATT:''' So I wrote an online review of it on, uh, zagat.com or something—

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Oh, yeah?

'''MATT:''' —and under "user comments" I said that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' That's pretty good.

'''MATT:''' You can't find that online, anymore, I looked, actually.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' That's pretty good. I wonder what ''{sounding more and more like Mike}'' Stoops and Gusso have been up to lately. I— I— I usually am not awake at that time, so I— I don't get to hear their hilarious an—

'''MATT:''' You're turning less and less into Strong Sad the longer you do it.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Aww.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, no! It's going away!

'''MATT:''' And now there's Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Augh.

'''MATT:''' Mike— And I love that part in the background. Mike is just being the other dudes hanging out in the studio, and just going, "Yeah! You got it! Yeah!" Good job. So, what— that's, uh— there's "highball", "hiyah"—

'''MIKE:''' And—

'''MATT:''' —and "ah-choo"?

'''MIKE:''' "Ah-choo." Is that what it is?

'''MATT:''' And then there's something else?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I dunno.

'''MIKE:''' Homestar says two s— Oh, that's our friend Rusty's song.

'''MATT:''' It is.

'''MIKE:''' The very end of it.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, why do they do that at college radio stations? They put that little sticker on the CD and, like, make the D.J. have to read that thing. So they're always like—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Track— I mean, the track number— who care— you don't have— like on any other radio, no other radio would say—

'''MIKE:''' I— I like— I think track number three is a good track.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Seriously. I think that if you listened— go listen to 10 albums and I think that track number three's—

'''MATT:''' It's like problems—

'''MIKE:''' —probably going to be a hit.

'''MATT:''' It's like putting C for an answer on a Scantron test.

'''MIKE:''' I used to— I used to count the C's. If C didn't win, I'd go back and change some.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' C or D.

'''MATT:''' Nice. Uh, originally we were going to use, uh, our friend Ariana chanting there, who actually knows some Sanskrit prayers, and so, we had her, but then we felt that she might take offense.

'''MIKE:''' Hey, that's sacrilegious.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We don't want to offend—

'''MIKE:''' If they were real prayers.

'''MATT:''' Hey, the Portly Washboy looks kind of like the kid from the Boy— old Boychicks Deli sign over in Orchar— or, Georgetown.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Georgetown!

'''MATT:''' Remember him?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' He's about to inhale this entire sub.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I got celery— ce— celery-flavored soda from Boychicks Deli.

'''STRONG SAD:''' That stuff is good!

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Oh, yeah! You're back! We're both back!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm out of here—

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' This is so cool!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm out of here now.

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' No, stay! Hang around! This is—

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't like you!

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man!

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE'S STRONG SAD:''' That was great.

'''MATT:''' Poster just fell.

===Fun Facts===
*"Hiyah" was Homestar's similarly-pronounced exclamation from [[montage]]. "Ah-choo" was probably supposed to be "Ahct-poo" from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

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Thy Dungeonman 3

2020-06-20T02:46:50Z

Religious Corn: /* Inside References */ it's actually the Videlectrix theme

{{gamenav|New Game|dman3|Thy Dungeonman|Kid Speedy}}

[[Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|thumb|right|220px|Behold Thy Graphics!!]]
[[Image:Dungeonman 3 cover.PNG|thumb|Box art]]

<blockquote>''"No man slays dungeons quite like the Thy Dungeonman from the Thy Dungeonman computer game series. Hi-res graphics improve on the no-res graphics from the previous text-onlyventures. Get ye flask, fool!"'' — [[Videlectrix]]</blockquote>

'''Thy Dungeonman 3''' (also spelled '''Thy Dungeonman III''') is the second sequel in the [[Thy Dungeonman]] franchise produced by [[Videlectrix]]. The most notable feature of this sequel is the addition of graphics, with imitation low-resolution still frames accompanying each room of the game. As with the first two installments in the Thy Dungeonman series, the game is a text-command-controlled adventure centered around a knight named [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]. However, the mission in this quest is to get [[Ye Flask]], rather than to escape yon dungeon as in the previous games.

'''Page Title:''' Behold Thy Graphics!!

'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games Menu]] Description:''' Text and graphics! Orange adventure!

'''Date:''' Monday, April 24, 2006

==Commands==
===Main Commands===

*north or n
*south or s
*east or e
*west or w
*leave (if you're in a room where you can only go the way you came)
*look
*get
*talk
*inventory or inv
*use
*save (1-5)
*load (1-5 or "auto")
*the UP arrow cycles through previous commands

'''[[Thy Dungeonman 3 Commands|See full list of commands]]''' 
'''[[Thy Dungeonman 3 Messages|See full list of responses]]'''

==Ways to Lose the Game==

*Get crushed by the spikes (not escaping from ''Thy Dungeon'' before your twelfth action).
*Going back into the room with the monk after he attempts to eat you.
*Not getting out of the cauldron fast enough.
*Getting lost in the woods (wander around without a map, going EAST will save you).
*Trying to fight the troll (KILL TROLL).
*Trying to kill the bird at the monastery (KILL BIRD).
*Trying to kill the barkeep (PUNCH, KICK, or KILL BARKEEP).
*Attempting to get the barkeep's beard (GET BEARD).
*Attempting to steal barkeep's beard (STEAL BEARD).
*Attempting to steal barkeep's drink (STEAL DRINK).
*RETIREing in Westerberg.
*Choosing the wrong Kigalonian.
*Getting the answers wrong to the Hag's questions.
*Attempting to steal the Vegetable Cart Man's Corn. (STEAL CORN).
*Eating the fake ketchup. (EAT BLOOD, DRINK KETCHUP).
*By typing HANG OUT or QUIT (the latter causing you to exit the game entirely).

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*The [[Wikipedia:Amber (color)|amber]]-only color palette pays homage to the many vintage [[Wikipedia:monochrome monitor|monochrome monitors]] that were released during the 1980s. The concept is similar to the [[Tandy 400]]'s [[Wikipedia:Green screen display|green-screen]] monitor.
*The horizonal black lines simulate an effect on some old monitors, where the [[Wikipedia:Display resolution|display resolution]] was low enough that the individual [[Wikipedia:Scanline|scanlines]] were visible.
*When you first end up in the cauldron, it says that the broth is getting "progreffively warmer". The Fs are supposed to be [[Wikipedia:Long s|long Ss]] (ſ), which resemble lowercase Fs.

===Trivia===
*Each time a new graphic appears, it is preceded by the sound of a 5¼ floppy drive from the [[Wikipedia:Apple II family|Apple II]] family of computers. The actual sound heard in the game is produced by the drive when the computer first boots or resets, or when there is no disk in the drive.
*The fact that this game made a big deal about graphics may have been to parody "Mystery House" by Sierra On-Line.
* You can flip over its box art on the Videlectrix website to read the back, which is a first for their games. The back cover features the Videlectrix logo as well as screenshots of the town, pub, and grabbing minigame. It also has the following text.
[[Image:Dungeonman 3 cover back.PNG|thumb|300px|Back cover]]
<blockquote>'''''Behold Thy Graphics!''''' 
<big>'''O'''</big>ut of the dungeon 
and into the pile! 
Videlectrix has 
added multi - bit 
graphics to someone's favorite text adventure! 
Visit LOCATIONS, get ITEMS, and interact 
with PEOPLE-all in vivid monochrome color!
:::::::<big>'''S'''</big>hort 4-page manual! No more novels! (Thanks for all the letters!) 
It's the final confrontation between Thy 
Dungeonman and the elusive FLASK!! 
<big>'''I'''</big>nnovative FPG -first 
person getter- action! 
(actual gameplay-type 
screenshots shown!)</blockquote>
*The photos for Thy Dungeonman, the Fat Friar, the Vegetable Cart Dude, the Disgruntled Cleaner Guy and the Old Hag are named internally as "mike", "matt", "matt" again, "me" and "ryan", respectively. They are photos of [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Jonathan Howe]] and [[Ryan Sterritt]].
*The tombstone on the death screen reads "THY DEADGEONMAN".
*The game can also be found on Videlectrix.com [http://www.videlectrix.com/dman3.html here], but is not linked to.

===Remarks===
*Apparently Videlectrix has had a change of heart. When Strong Bad originally imagined Thy Dungeonman in the email [[video games]], the game scoffed "Graphics, shmaphics".
*The "[[pwd]]" command has been modified, and it now gives your location as "Wastes of Time/Dumb Games/Dungeonman 3/''{location}''".
*This is the first text adventure on the site where the command "DIE" doesn't kill you - or do anything at all.
*Although the hag's clearing is west of the thickly thuckled woods, typing NORTH or SOUTH will take you there. However, you still must type EAST to get back to the woods.
*"This tis it" is improper grammar. "Tis" is a contraction of "it is". Therefore, in modern English it would be "This it's it."
**Additionally, "The exit tis back SOUTH" also misuses "tis". This would translate into "The exit it is back south." This would actually be correct (though non-standard) if there was a comma, i.e. "The exit, 'tis back south".
*If you go south when there is no passage south, the interface will respond, "No puedo hacerlo. Lo siento, Dungeonhombre." This is [[Spanish]] for "I can't do that. Sorry, Dungeonman." Interestingly, the interface [[Thy Dungeonman 3 Messages|claims to not speak Spanish]].
*The title screen says "Thy Dungeonman 3", but the box art says "Thy Dungeonman III".
*The N64 controller is called a "paddle" in the game. This seems to reflect older systems such as the [[Intellivision]] or [[Atari 2600]], whose controllers were indeed called "paddles".
*When entering the command "quit", the game redirects you to videlectrix.com instead of the games menu.

===Goofs===
*The instructions on the death screen read "Press C to '''cnntinue''' or R to restart".
*When you go to the monastery, the room description includes these sentences twice: "Upon the table is a STEIN. The exit tis back SOUTH."
*If you attempt to get ye flask a second time without putting on the glove, when it says "Perhaps ye needs something to help ye get ye flask. Ye." it doesn't say "(PRESS ENTER)" after it.

===Glitches===
*While being cooked alive in the pot, type SOUTH on the turn you die and you will die and escape at the same time. The same happens with the spike trap at the start.
*When the hag asks how many children you have, the scrapbook photo may not correspond with her required answer. (eg: there are four wee hags pictured, but the correct answer may be two or three instead.)
*In the minigame where you press Enter to try to get ye flask, simply hold Enter the entire time and you'll automatically grab the flask when your hand moves to the correct position.

=== Fixed Glitches ===
*Some hours after its release, the game began in the ''Hag's Clearing'' where you have no points yet possess the Fake Ketchup, already used.
*There was a warp portal that took you directly inside the dungeon that was accessed by typing "GO IN LOG" or "ENTER LOG" at the creepy woods; however, if you have not yet gotten the flask-grabbing glove, you will be unable to win the game. VOIPing back out from this path would cause a gateway to the dungeon to appear at the crossroads, and then at the creepy woods.
*When the game was first released, if the hag had 4 kids, then any answer you give her (including 4) would be taken as incorrect. The only way to fix this was to restart. This was fixed soon afterward.
*Also upon release, it was possible to get stuck by grabbing the stein in the monastery, then escaping the cauldron and re-entering the monastery, then pressing C to continue. This was later fixed so that you now continue from outside the monastery.
*Originally, if you typed LOOK FLOOR while holding the bone, the picture of the bone would appear.
*Originally, if you typed LOOK BONE or LOOK FLOOR in Yon Dungeon after using the bone, it would say that the bone is still on the ground. New phrases were later added in place of this.

===Inside References===
*The dungeonman is wearing the [[horned helmet]].
*The obsession with "getting a flask" has run throughout the Thy Dungeonman series. It originated with [[Strong Bad]]'s earliest concept of the game in [[video games]], in which "you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on Earth you can't get ye flask!"
*When flipping through the hag's scrapbook, if you see the town sign for Rottenscab, it reads "If thou lived here, thou would be home by now". This joke was also made in [[for kids]].
*When you look at the stone bridge, it will tell you that it is notorious for its knife fights. This is a reference to [[personal favorites]], where Coach Z and Pom Pom had a knife fight on a [[The Stone Bridge|Stone Bridge]].
*The "OMG!" when you get the coins from inside the log is another example of [[Internet Slang]].
*If you try to talk to the disgruntled cleaning guy inside the sandwich shoppe through the window, the text refers to him as Disgruntor the Cleaninator, an obvious reference to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]].
*When in the town, type "Listen to music" to get the response "Sounds like the [[Peasant's Quest]] theme".
*Teleporting out of the dungeon is accompanied by the sound effect "[[VOIP]]". This sound effect was previously used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], the Videlectrix game [[Hallrunner]], and the Strong Bad email [[alternate universe]].
* The back of the box claiming "no more novels" refers to the previous two entries of the series. The first game's box claimed to contain a 400-page manual, while the second game's page title states that the game "Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide!". This explains why, on the Videlectrix website, the box for Thy Dungeonman 3 is shown as being slimmer than the boxes for the first two games.
*If you look at the stein in the pub after using it, it reads "Thou'll never forget thy old sidekick, Steiny." This refers to [[Strong Badman]]'s sidekick, [[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]].
*The phrase "ugly bird" may be a reference to [[helium]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] refers to a flying [[The Cheat]] as such.
*The phrase "Lord Round Mound" is similar to Strong Bad's description of Strong Sad as a "round mound of gray fatness" in [[rampage]].
*The phrase "shimmy all up on the dead dongrel" is another example of [[All up ons]].
*The quote "AGH! My [[style]]!" is a reference to most of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues, where a character, when injured, yells "[[Ow! My X!|Ow, my (body part)]]."
*The promotion of graphics refers to the remark in "video games" about not having "precious graphics to help you out".
*"Visualize whirled peas" is a [[homophone]].


===Real-World References===

*When you attempt to "take spoon" or "take knife" from the Fat, Fat Friar while you are in the cauldron, the game informs you, "Twould be like removing the sword from the stone. 'Whoso pulleth out the utensils of this meaty palm is rightwise King born of England and privy to my secret recipe for cupcakes.'" This is a reference to the legend of [[Wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur of Camelot]].
*The phrase "It's all about the ... who the heck is that on these coins?" is a reference to the Puff Daddy song "It's All About The Benjamins", meaning the portraits of [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]] on U.S. hundred-dollar bills.
*The response "I don't understand you..." is an excerpt from the song [[TMBW:Fingertips|Fingertips]] by [[They Might Be Giants]].
*The screen shown when you get the flask for the first time is a reference to the opening sequence of [[Wikipedia:Myst|Myst]], which features the silhouetted Atrus plummetting through the Star Fissure. In the Myst series, it is possible to teleport to other worlds or 'Ages' by touching [[wikipedia:linking panels|linking panels]] found in certain books.
*The "internal or external command" error message is the message you get in the [[Wikipedia:Windows XP|Windows XP]] [[Wikipedia:Command line interface|command prompt]] if it doesn't recognize what you type.
*While musing on thoughts of her dead husband, the hag is said to be [[Wikipedia:FernGully: The Last Rainforest|'ferngullying']] and [[Wikipedia:The Land Before Time|'landbeforetiming']], both references to early '90s animated movies.
*The response "Ye taps the bottle and twists the cap" is a reference to the song "Tap the Bottle" by the rap group YBT (Young Black Teenagers).
* One of the possible presents that the hag might have gotten is a [[Wikipedia:Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]] Controller (called an N64 Paddle in this game). The controller is popular for being the first in console gaming since 1982 to use the [[Wikipedia:Analog stick|analog stick]]. It is also popular for its rather unusual but successful three-handled design.
*Just before you begin answering the hag's questions, she says "If ye answers questions three..." This is a reference to [[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]], in which the old man at the Bridge of Death proclaims "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see."
*If you answer the hag incorrectly, the game refers to her as "Hagatha Christie", a reference to crime author [[Wikipedia:Agatha Christie|Agatha Christie]].
*The error displayed when you type "Go West" when there is no west exit is a reference to the lyrics of two songs: "King of Wishful Thinking" by the band [[Wikipedia:Go West (band)|Go West]], and "Go West" by the [[Wikipedia:The Village People|Village People]].
*When you've beaten the game, the line "The sanctum begins to rattle and hum" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:U2|U2]] album ''[[Wikipedia:Rattle and Hum|Rattle and Hum]]''.
*If you try to pick up the log in the woods west of the crossroads, it says "Painful memories of finishing last in the World's Strongest Dungeonman contest are dredged up." This is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:World's Strongest Man|World's Strongest Man]] competition, an annual tournament which involves completing difficult strength-based challenges.
**In addition the text mentions "Magnus and Junko". Magnus is a reference to either [[Wikipedia:Magnús Ver Magnússon|Magnús Ver Magnússon]] or [[Wikipedia:Magnus Samuelsson|Magnus Samuelsson]], who were both World's Strongest Man Champions. Junko is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jouko Ahola|Jouko Ahola]], who was another World's Strongest Man Champion.
*"Lonely Dungeon: Westerburg" is a reference to the [http://www.lonelyplanet.com Lonely Planet] series of travel guides.
*"Westerberg" is also a reference to [[Wikipedia:Paul Westerberg|Paul Westerberg]], rock songwriter and singer from the 80s punk band [[Wikipedia:The Replacements (band)|The Replacements]].
*If you don't escape from the cauldron in time, it says "Next time, Try Hard 2: Try Harder." This is taken from the film title ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard 2: Die Harder|Die Hard 2: Die Harder]]''.
*The "Franken Brand stein" is a reference to the famed novel ''[[Wikipedia:Frankenstein|Frankenstein]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Mary Shelley|Mary Shelley]].
*"[[Wikipedia:The Unbearable Lightness of Being|The Unbearable Lightness of Being]]" is a novel written by Czech novelist [[Wikipedia:Milan Kundera|Milan Kundera]].
*The first picture in the hag's scrapbook sometimes reads Zork, and claims it is a "Krill-free community". [[Wikipedia:Zork|Zork]] is a long-running series of (mostly) text adventure games by [[Wikipedia:Infocom|Infocom]]. Krill was the name of the villain in the first [[Wikipedia:Zork books#The Forces of Krill|Zork book]], as well as [[Wikipedia:Enchanter (computer game)|Enchanter]].
**In addition, the opening sequence, which transitions from text only to graphics, is similar to the opening of the first graphical game of the Zork franchise, [[Wikipedia:Return to Zork|Return to Zork]].
*When asking to look at the barrel in front of the "sammich" shop, it replies "A very small barrel. Maybe made by a small man. A mini cooper if thou will." A [[Wikipedia:Cooper (profession)|cooper]] is a barrelmaker. A [[Wikipedia:Mini Cooper|Mini Cooper]] is a small British car.
*The ending screen is very reminiscent of the ending to the Nintendo game [[Wikipedia:Faxanadu|Faxanadu]].
*The picture for the veggie cart dude looks strikingly similar to [[Wikipedia:Kevin McDonald|Kevin McDonald]], a member of the comedy troupe ''[[Wikipedia:Kids in the Hall|Kids in the Hall]]''.
*After buying corn from the veggie cart dude, he'll say one of a number of parodied slogans, such as:
**"Visualize whirled peas" parodies the common motto, "Visualize world peace", often found on bumper stickers. This parody itself has also appeared on bumper stickers.
**"Think flatly, act locally" parodies "Think globally, act locally." This refers to the popular [[Wikipedia:Flat Earth|misconception]] that everyone in the Middle Ages believed the Earth was flat, not a globe. (While most scholars knew better, we have little evidence of what unlearned common folk believed).
**"Kill your scrolls" parodies "Kill your television" which is the slogan of [http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/ a movement] to get people to watch less TV.
*The dungeon contains [[Wikipedia:Classical order|Roman columns]], but the Dungeonman prefers [[Wikipedia:Ionic order|Ionic]] columns, which are a Greek design.

===Fast Forward===
* In [[Weclome Back]], the [[Cool Tapes]] tour goes through East [[Westerburg]].

==See Also==

*[[Thy Dungeonman 3 Walkthrough]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3 Commands]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3 Messages]]

==External Links==

*[[HR:dman3.html|play Thy Dungeonman 3]]
*[[HR:thyDungeonman3.swf|play Thy Dungeonman 3 (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:dman3.html|play Thy Dungeonman 3]]
*[[Forum:8038|forum thread re: "Thy Dungeonman 3"]]
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Subtitles:answer12/en

2020-04-25T01:55:43Z

Religious Corn: i feel like the music should be mentioned

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer12.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="25" end="50" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.</line>
<line start="51" end="57" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="64" end="98" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) You Got a Call from the Thnikkaman!!</line>
<line start="99" end="132" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan. It's the Thnikkaman!</line>
<line start="133" end="170" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Your Marzipan machine's been Thnikkafied!</line>
<line start="171" end="218" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I was just calling up to see if you wanted to join my Thnikkaband.</line>
<line start="219" end="265" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I got instruments, drums, cymbals, drums.</line>
<line start="266" end="317" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Now all I need is some Thnikkagirls to dance around in some go-go boots.</line>
<line start="318" end="399" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">All you gotta do is shimmy-shake a little bit to the left, and, if time permits, shimmy-shake a little bit to the right.</line>
<line start="400" end="480" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and in regards to your question, "can you have some?", yeah, shut up, kid!</line>
<line start="481" end="516" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Here hang-ups the Thnikkaman!!</line>
<line start="517" end="544" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Errrrrrrrooom... click!</line>
<line start="545" end="551" speaker="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">beep</line>
<line start="557" end="616" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, look: this is Goatface.</line>
<line start="617" end="646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I have a goat for a face.</line>
<line start="647" end="724" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head</line>
<line start="725" end="767" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, my face is an entire goat.</line>
<line start="768" end="825" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, anyways, I was calling you ups 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club!</line>
<line start="826" end="911" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal.</line>
<line start="912" end="945" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours.</line>
<line start="946" end="968" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, my number is:</line>
<line start="969" end="985" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">makes goat noises</line>
<line start="986" end="1010" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So gimme a call back!</line>
<line start="1011" end="1109" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine... that yours... your- is- pret-... you're ugly.</line>
<line start="1110" end="1149" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.</line>
<line start="1150" end="1157" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1162" end="1188" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, Marzipan, this is not Marzipan,</line>
<line start="1189" end="1261" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Just calling to leave you a mean prank call so that you don't get your feelings hurt when other people prank call you.</line>
<line start="1262" end="1320" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Um, here's the prank: we all know that that hair color is not your true color.</line>
<line start="1321" end="1328" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1345" end="1349" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1351" end="1355" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1361" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1362" end="1372" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1374" end="1387" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is all your friends!</line>
<line start="1389" end="1392" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) All your friends!</line>
<line start="1394" end="1399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) All your friends!</line>
<line start="1401" end="1412" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) All of your friends!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1419" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Calling you!</line>
<line start="1421" end="1428" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Calling you!</line>
<line start="1430" end="1431" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) We're calling!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1444" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) We're all calling you!</line>
<line start="1446" end="1450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Calling you!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1463" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">To tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1465" end="1471" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1473" end="1481" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1483" end="1496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1498" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you owe us some money!</line>
<line start="1510" end="1519" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) You owe us some money!</line>
<line start="1521" end="1531" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Yeah, you owe me ten bucks!</line>
<line start="1533" end="1546" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Yeah, you owe me twelve dollars!</line>
<line start="1548" end="1558" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) You owe me twelve dollars!</line>
<line start="1560" end="1577" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice)You owe us some money!</line>
<line start="1579" end="1598" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) And you said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1600" end="1611" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1613" end="1626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1628" end="1640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1642" end="1658"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>claps start</sfx></line>
<line start="1659" end="1672"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>clapping</sfx></line>
<line start="1673" end="1688"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>clapping</sfx></line>
<line start="1689" end="1703"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1704" end="1720"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1721" end="1734"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1735" end="1749"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1750" end="1764"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1765" end="1779"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1780" end="1814"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and cymbal crash</sfx></line>
<line start="1815" end="1822" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1831" end="1854" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1855" end="1924" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You've got the H-star, you got the H-star-R, and boy, have I got a bee in my bonnet!</line>
<line start="1925" end="1980" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">So, what, I gotta hear from Strong Bad now that you have an "in" at the Goatface Club?</line>
<line start="1981" end="2028" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Were you even going to mention it to old Boyfriend Dan?</line>
<line start="2029" end="2064" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's — that's me. Boyfriend Dan.</line>
<line start="2065" end="2149" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a Goatface Club ever since I was a moderately sized baby.</line>
<line start="2150" end="2176" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And you said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="2177" end="2212" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And who is this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?!</line>
<line start="2213" end="2279" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Well, you tell him to watch his back, 'cause the old Goatface Killa is on the loose!</line>
<line start="2280" end="2310" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Now, that's me. Now I'm the Goatface Killa. </line>
<line start="2311" end="2318" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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</pre>

Subtitles:ween17/en

2020-04-17T03:00:28Z

Religious Corn: Jacques Renault

{{subtitles|Haunted Photo Booth}}
<pre>
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<line start="26" end="38" sfx="total yes">music</line>
<line start="38" end="72"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="y">I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan!</homestar></line>
<line start="73" end="88"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="y">Don't make me go!</homestar></line>
<line start="89" end="123" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="y">Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.</line>
<line start="124" end="149" speaker="homestar" voiceover="y">Aw, Marzipan...</line>
<line start="150" end="177" speaker="homestar">I hate these dang old photo boofs.</line>
<line start="178" end="212" speaker="homestar">It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!</line>
<line start="213" end="245" speaker="marzipan">It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party!</line>
<line start="246" end="279" speaker="marzipan">Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!</line>
<line start="280" end="302" speaker="homestar">The laughter and loooove!</line>
<line start="303" end="310" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="311" end="334" speaker="marzipan">Carefree shenanigans!</line>
<line start="335" end="340" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="341" end="366"><homestar>The one where we kiss.</homestar><marzipan>(disappointed) The one where we kiss.</marzipan></line>
<line start="367" end="372" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="401" end="416" speaker="homestar">Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</line>
<line start="417" end="450"><homestar>Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="451" end="480"><homestar>I think this might be a— might be a—</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="481" end="503"><homestar>I think this might be a— might be a—</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="504" end="530"><homestar>—haunted photo booth!</homestar><marzipan>—haunted photo booth!</marzipan><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="531" end="583" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="584" end="601"><strongbad>Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! </strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="602" end="627"><strongbad>Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! </strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="628" end="673" speaker="strongbad">Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers!</line>
<line start="674" end="704" speaker="strongbad">Everybody say "Smiling bag!"</line>
<line start="705" end="724"><strongbad>Smiling bag!</strongbad><strongmad>JACQUES RENAULT!</strongmad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="725" end="732" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="736" end="749" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </line>
<line start="750" end="764" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </line>
<line start="765" end="777" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </line>
<line start="778" end="794" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </line>
<line start="795" end="820" speaker="strongbad">How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?!</line>
<line start="821" end="854" speaker="coachz">I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! </line>
<line start="855" end="875" speaker="coachz">Hey there, jorbie! </line>
<line start="876" end="913" speaker="coachz">He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! Ha-chor!</line>
<line start="914" end="929" speaker="coachz">He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! Ha-chor!</line>
<line start="930" end="964" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man! Even Coach Z got one?</line>
<line start="965" end="1021" speaker="strongbad">That's it, boys. We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost!</line>
<line start="1022" end="1031" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1032" end="1050"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>We gotta try something else.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1051" end="1076"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1077" end="1086"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1087" end="1096"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1097" end="1115"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1116" end="1130"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1131" end="1142"><sfx>music</sfx><strongmad>Huh?</strongmad><thecheat>annoyed The Cheat noise</thecheat></line>
<line start="1143" end="1162"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1163" end="1178"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1179" end="1195"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1196" end="1212"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1213" end="1261"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1262" end="1282"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1283" end="1336"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Hey, check it out! Somebody finally gave me my props.</coachz></line>
<line start="1337" end="1346"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1347" end="1370"><sfx>music</sfx><bubs>When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses... </bubs></line>
<line start="1371" end="1401"><sfx>music</sfx><bubs>When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses... </bubs></line>
<line start="1402" end="1411"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1412" end="1442"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
<line start="1443" end="1478"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
<line start="1479" end="1504"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
<line start="1505" end="1523"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
<line start="1524" end="1539"> <coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
<line start="1540" end="1547"> <coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
<line start="1548" end="1559" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="1560" end="1585"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Spicy nachos!</homestar><marzipan>Spicy nachos!</marzipan></line>
<line start="1586" end="1594"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1595" end="1640"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! </strongsad></line>
<line start="1641" end="1674"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>I am Hercule Poirot!</strongsad></line>
<line start="1675" end="1685"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>I am Hercule Poirot!</strongsad><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1686" end="1704"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Hercule Poirot!</strongsad></line>
<line start="1705" end="1716"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Hercule Poirot!</strongsad><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1717" end="1739"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Acch-cue Pwa-ro!</strongsad></line>
<line start="1740" end="1746"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1747" end="1763"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</homestar></line>
<line start="1764" end="1778"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</homestar></line>
<line start="1779" end="1793"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</homestar></line>
<line start="1794" end="1799"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1800" end="1803"> <sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1807" end="1834" speaker="kingoftown">The King of Town!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1884" speaker="sfx">crickets chirp</line>
<line start="1884" end="1891"><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1893" end="1908"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Stabby Gabby's always crabby, Stabby Gabby's always crabby.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1909" end="1923"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Stabby Gabby's always crabby, Stabby Gabby's always crabby.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1926" end="1935"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="1936" end="1936" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1937" end="1952"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Oh, come on!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1953" end="1958" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1959" end="1984"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Different background!</homestar></line>
<line start="1985" end="2001"><sfx>music</sfx><marzipan>Yay! Yay yay!</marzipan></line>
<line start="2002" end="2011"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="2012" end="2024" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2025" end="2041"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2042" end="2066"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2067" end="2071"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="2079" end="2095" speaker="homsar">Zapruder!</line>
<line start="2096" end="2101" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="2102" end="2119" speaker="homsar">Middleman!</line>
<line start="2120" end="2126" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="2127" end="2154" speaker="homsar">Toast crunch!</line>
<line start="2155" end="2162" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="2173" end="2245" speaker="homsar">Oh, these nickel slots are finally payin' off!</line>
<line start="2247" end="2250"> <sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="2251" end="2254"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="2255" end="2258" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2259" end="2270"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2271" end="2281"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2282" end="2296"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2297" end="2304"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="2308" end="2332" speaker="strongbad">Just gimme the barf powers...!</line>
<line start="2333" end="2340" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
<line start="2343" end="2358" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The crap? The crap? The crap?!</line>
<line start="2359" end="2374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The crap? The crap? The crap?!</line>
<line start="2375" end="2388" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The crap? The crap? The crap?!</line>
<line start="2389" end="2390" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2391" end="2442"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>How come everybody else can get the haunted smudge to appear except me and The Cheat?</strongbad></line>
<line start="2443" end="2445" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2446" end="2469"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>You been goin' to church on me, The Cheat?</strongbad></line>
<line start="2470" end="2482"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2483" end="2498"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Wait a minute.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2499" end="2518"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Where's your gold tooth?</strongbad></line>
<line start="2519" end="2537"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>sheepish The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2541" end="2554" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</line>
<line start="2555" end="2575" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</line>
<line start="2576" end="2595" voiceover="true"><homestar>Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</homestar><homestar>Loose tooth removers...</homestar></line>
<line start="2596" end="2617" voiceover="true"><homestar>Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</homestar><homestar>Loose tooth removers...</homestar><homestar>Loose tooth removers...</homestar></line>
<line start="2620" end="2644" speaker="strongbad">It was the tooth!</line>
<line start="2645" end="2664" speaker="homestar">Loose tooth removers...</line>
<line start="2665" end="2678" speaker="strongbad">Get outta here!</line>
<line start="2679" end="2743" speaker="marzipan">But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos?</line>
<line start="2744" end="2774" speaker="strongsad">I think I has the solution!</line>
<line start="2775" end="2797"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Look at this pattern!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2798" end="2807"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Oh, great.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2808" end="2852"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2853" end="2855" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2856" end="2906" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out.</strongsad></line>
<line start="2907" end="2958" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth.</strongsad></line>
<line start="2959" end="3001" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then because the King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy!</strongsad></line>
<line start="3002" end="3016" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then the Poopsmith had it...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3017" end="3041" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then the Poopsmith had it...</strongsad><strongsad>...Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair!...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3042" end="3062" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then the Poopsmith had it...</strongsad><strongsad>...Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair!...</strongsad><strongsad>...Then it wound up on Bubs's fez...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3063" end="3077" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...one of my vest buttons...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3078" end="3086" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...one of my vest buttons...</strongsad><strongsad>...on Coach Z's shoe!...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3087" end="3097" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...one of my vest buttons...</strongsad><strongsad>...on Coach Z's shoe!...</strongsad><strongsad>...Homestar's glowing bat...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3098" end="3115" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...tenaciously clenched!</strongsad><strongsad>...on Coach Z's shoe!...</strongsad><strongsad>...Homestar's glowing bat...</strongsad></line>
<line start="3116" end="3159" speaker="strongbad">That's all great, Sir Talks-A-Lot, but where's his gold tooth now?</line>
<line start="3163" end="3183" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
<line start="3184" end="3199" speaker="all" voiceover="true" volume="1.1">The Goblin!</line>
<line start="3200" end="3212"><all voiceover="true" volume="1.1">The Goblin!</all><sfx>shing</sfx></line>
<line start="3213" end="3234" speaker="homestar">We shoulda had known!</line>
<line start="3235" end="3318" speaker="homestar">Now let's all cram in that boof for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from!</line>
<line start="3319" end="3346" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">cheering</line>
<line start="3347" end="3354"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
<line start="3355" end="3454" speaker="sfx">music</line>

<line start="3479" end="3510" speaker="homestar">Heeey, Coach Z!</line>
<line start="3522" end="3537" speaker="homestar">You're dressed up as a dog.</line>
<line start="3540" end="3566" speaker="coachz">Yeah! I gort to belorv!</line>
<line start="3570" end="3616" speaker="coachz">Kick! Pornch! It's all in the mornd! Chorp, chorp, pornch!</line>
<line start="3617" end="3628" speaker="coachz">Pornch kork!</line>

<line start="3644" end="3664" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?</line>
<line start="3665" end="3686" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?</line>
<line start="3687" end="3710" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?</line>
<line start="3711" end="3729" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?</line>
<line start="3730" end="3743" speaker="sfx">piano music</line>
<line start="3744" end="3772"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3773" end="3777"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3778" end="3789"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3790" end="3794"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3795" end="3799"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3800" end="3805"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3806" end="3812"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>
<line start="3813" end="3829"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>

<line start="3842" end="3893" speaker="homestar">Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume!</line>
<line start="3894" end="3919" speaker="homestar">"Homestar Runner for the Braves"?</line>
<line start="3921" end="3959" speaker="homestar">Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar!</line>
<line start="3962" end="3985" speaker="homestar">And I right-say I'm Dale Murphy!</line>
<line start="3988" end="4017" speaker="homestar">With a glowy basemball bat for some reason.</line>
<line start="4018" end="4030" speaker="homestar">Vroom-vroom.</line>

<line start="4050" end="4091" speaker="singers" voiceover="true">Here comes the ThnikkaThtan!</line>
<line start="4095" end="4132" speaker="bubs">Yeah, shut up, Soos's abuelita!</line>

<line start="4147" end="4171" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, Strong Mad.</line>
<line start="4172" end="4195" speaker="homestar">Bread Face Red Panties Man?</line>
<line start="4196" end="4215" speaker="homestar">I remember that guy!</line>
<line start="4216" end="4248" speaker="homestar">I think he came to my school once when I was a kid.</line>
<line start="4254" end="4283" speaker="homestar">And so did a lotta cops.</line>

<line start="4299" end="4358" speaker="kingoftown">Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent right down to the Juicing Room.</line>
<line start="4360" end="4391" speaker="kingoftown">But aren't you like a super-food now?</line>
<line start="4392" end="4419" speaker="kingoftown">I don't need me no antioxidants!</line>
<line start="4420" end="4452" speaker="kingoftown">I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually.</line>
<line start="4453" end="4485" speaker="kingoftown">Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid?</line>

<line start="4551" end="4570" speaker="strongbad">Uh, hey, King of Town.</line>
<line start="4571" end="4622" speaker="strongbad">When I said "Don't come around here no more", it wasn't a costume idea.</line>
<line start="4623" end="4665" speaker="strongbad">I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more"!</line>

<line start="4680" end="4702" speaker="homestar">Okay. The Cheat! The Cheat The Cheat!</line>
<line start="4703" end="4732" speaker="homestar">Lemme guess: Baseball Glove On Head Man.</line>
<line start="4732" end="4745" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="4746" end="4798" speaker="homestar">No? Umm... Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man.</line>
<line start="4799" end="4808" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="4810" end="4854" speaker="homestar">No. Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Lady!</line>
<line start="4855" end="4867" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="4868" end="4874"><thecheat>angry The Cheat noise</thecheat><sfx>typing</sfx></line>
<line start="4875" end="4895"> <sfx>typing</sfx></line>
<line start="4899" end="4906" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="4912" end="4925" speaker="sfx">crash</line>
<line start="4926" end="4954" speaker="sfx">shing</line>
<line start="4958" end="4965" speaker="sfx">pop</line>

<line start="4985" end="5028" speaker="homestar">Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk.</line>
<line start="5029" end="5055" speaker="homestar">I want you to express yourself.</line>
<line start="5057" end="5080" speaker="homestar">Don't you want to express yourself?</line>
<line start="5082" end="5125" speaker="marzipan">This is me, expressing myself, okay?</line>
<line start="5126" end="5159" speaker="marzipan">And I don't need thirty-seven pieces of flair to do it.</line>
<line start="5162" end="5209" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, Marzipan. Nice invisible flair deuce!</line>

<line start="5225" end="5301" speaker="homestar">So, Strong Sad, does the W. C. in W. C. Fields just stand for Winston Churchill?</line>
<line start="5303" end="5353" speaker="strongsad">I'm neither of those! I'm world-famous detective:</line>
<line start="5354" end="5385" speaker="strongsad">Ah-cule Pwach-cho!</line>
<line start="5387" end="5429" speaker="strongbad">Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!</line>

<line start="5443" end="5480" speaker="painting">I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife!</line>
<line start="5482" end="5510" speaker="other">And they said I'd never marry!</line>
<line start="5512" end="5525" speaker="other" sfx="true">giggles</line>

</transcript>
</pre>

User:Religious Corn

2020-04-17T02:59:47Z

Religious Corn: /* My fave contributions */

[[Image:ss_n2s.png|thumb|Note to self: Spend more time on the wiki.]]

(This page is under renovation.)

I got my username from the bonus email #5, [[Accent]]. See [[Special:Contributions/72.24.112.84|here]] and [[Special:Contributions/67.61.125.69|here]] for edits I made while not logged on.

== What got me started on H*R ==
When I saw my first toon, [[A Jorb Well Done]], I thought of [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] as "[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy|bad guys]]." Then I found out about [[Strong Bad Emails]], and I was a little confused at first at why a bad guy checking emails was so popular. One thing led to another, and I was hooked.

=== My fave contributions ===
I like working on the HRWiki. Here are some of my favorite contributions:
*DVD commentary for [[retirement]]
*added new [[Strong Bad Evolution|Strong Bad design]]
*started discussing [[Template:tobediscussed|articles for discussion]]
*voted on [[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|featured articles]]
*created the original subtitles for [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] and [[independent]]
**also created the subtitles for [[Fan Costumes 2018]] from 2018 Truckhead Homestar onward
*created initial placeholder page for [[Halloween Safety]]

== Misc. stuff ==
[[Image:Religious_Corn_as_Coach_Z_-_2007.jpg|thumb|Uncropped photo.]]
The second person in [[Fan Costumes 2017]] dressed as Coach Z is me, from ten years ago (2007). The kid in the pumpkin costume in the uncropped photo is my younger brother.

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== Hremails' Names ==

These are simply names I gave the [[hremails]].

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Hremail # !! Name
|-
| [[Image:EthicalAdvancementOfMelonade.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 7]]
| style="text-align: left;" | fave-o drinks
|-
| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 24]]
| style="text-align: left;" | best cartoon ever
|-
| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 49]]
| style="text-align: left;" | pillow fight
|-
| [[Image:HREmail_62_drawer.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 62]]
| style="text-align: left;" | cultural ''(suggested by [[User:Jellote|Jellote]])''
|-
| [[File:Puppet_show.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 2000]]
| style="text-align: left;" | shoes
|-
| [[File:hremail3184_intro.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 3184]]
| style="text-align: left;" | gordon tiecollarondemous
|-
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Haunted Photo Booth

2020-04-17T02:57:46Z

Religious Corn: Strong Mad's line has been identified

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween17|Fan Costumes 2016|Fan Costumes 2017}}
[[File:HauntedPhotoBooth.png|200px|thumb|"Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!"]]
Strong Bad attempts to evoke the mysterious apparitions haunting Marzipan's [[Photo Boooth|photo booth]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, Jaundiced Jerry, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, Stabby Gabby, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Jibblies Painting}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], Inside the [[Jibblies Painting]] (Easter egg)

{{costumeslink}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 30, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:31

'''Page Title:''' Book A Boof For Your Next Event!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins on a shot of what appears to be a large mansion at night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, Marzipan...

''{Homestar lifts an orange curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was the background of a photo booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate these dang old photo boofs. ''{He lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.}'' It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!

'''MARZIPAN:''' It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party! ''{angrily}'' Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!

''{She leans in toward Homestar, and they both smile.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' The laughter and loooove!

''{The screen flashes as a picture is taken. As it fades back in, the characters are posed as though Marzipan is hitting Homestar with his bat.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Carefree shenanigans!

''{The screen flashes again. As it fades back, Marzipan and Homestar are facing each other. Marzipan looks annoyed, but Homestar is smiling.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' ''{Homestar is elated; Marzipan isn't}'' The one where we kiss. ''{Homestar's buzzer spins.}''

''{Marzipan starts to smile slyly as the picture is taken. Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed. The "kiss" photograph actually shows Homestar kissing his bat with his eyes closed, with Marzipan off to the side, and a ghost-like face is visible in the frame. Homestar takes the pictures.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumps; worried}'' Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!

''{He holds it out for Marzipan to see, as the camera zooms in on the ghost-like face for a moment. Cut back to a wide shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think this might be a— might be a—

''{The words "PHOTO Boooth" from the side of the booth move into the foreground, as "HAUNTED" is added above them in green letters, as the rest of the scene fades to a blue background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' —haunted photo booth!

''{The O's in "Boooth" move up and down as the ghost-like face zooms in with the words and some spooky music plays. Cut to Strong Bad in the booth as Strong Mad and The Cheat are walking in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers! Everybody say "Smiling bag!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' Smiling bag! 
'''STRONG MAD:''' JACQUES RENAULT! 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The screen flashes as the picture is taken. It fades in to the pictures as Strong Bad observes them. The first shows the three characters in the picture as seen before. The ghost is not present.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' There's one...

''{He moves the pictures so that the second is in view. It shows the Strong Mad at the bottom, The Cheat leaning in from the upper-left, and Strong Bad in the upper-right. Still no ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' There's one...

''{He moves the picture so that the third is in view. Now The Cheat is on Strong Mad's shoulder, while Strong Bad is upside-down, and his head is out-of-frame. The ghost isn't in this picture, either.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Okay... ''{loudly}'' Hey! What the crap?!

''{Cut to a wide shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?!

''{Cut to Coach Z off to the side. He's holding pictures, all of which include the ghost.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures!

''{Cut to his middle picture.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, jorbie!

''{Cut to a wide shot of Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! ''{sneezing}'' Ha-chor!

''{Pan to the side, moving Coach Z off the screen and Strong Mad onto it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! Even Coach Z got one? That's it, boys. We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost!

''{The toon's title wipes across the screen as it cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta try something else. Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{confused expression}'' Huh? 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed expression}'' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''

''{Their expression remains unchanged as Strong Bad closes his eyes and chants.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

''{A flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding pictures of all three characters in the same poses. In the foreground of each picture is a yellow-skinned balding man with green hair on the sides of his head, but no ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs in the booth}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, check it out! ''{picks up a top hat photo prop, and places it over his head}'' Somebody finally gave me my props.

''{Flash. The scene doesn't change. Coach Z puts the prop down.}''

'''BUBS:''' When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses...

''{He holds up the Y2K glasses over his face. Flash. He puts the glasses back down.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! ''{He holds a handlebar mustache prop over his face.}'' These things'll never not ironically be unironically... always... um... ''{moves the prop aside, and picks up a bacon prop, which he holds up like a mustache}'' bacon?

''{Flash, which fades to Marzipan and Homestar in the booth again. They're holding a tub of "spicy 'chos", filled with nachos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' Spicy nachos!

''{Flash, which fades to Strong Sad in the booth.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! ''{in a French accent}'' I am Hercule Poirot! ''{Flash. In an even more exaggerated accent:}'' Hercule Poirot! ''{Flash. Even more exaggerated, almost sounding like he's choking:}'' A-cue Pwar-o!

''{Flash, which fades to Homestar in the booth. He closes his eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

''{Flash, which fades to The King of Town. He holds up a slice of cake, which appears to have been cut from out of the King himself. The background music stops abruptly.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' The King of Town!

''{Beat while crickets chirp. Flash, which fades to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again. The background music resumes. Once again, Strong Mad looks confused and The Cheat annoyed. Strong Bad closes his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stabby Gabby's always crabby. Stabby Gabby's always crabby.

''{Flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding up his latest set of photos, which feature a squat green woman holding a knife in her mouth alongside Strong Bad's gang.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on!!

''{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in the booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Different background!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay! Yay yay!

''{Flash, which fades to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith (holding a container of green liquid with a gold tooth in it, labelled "10,000 Instant Martians") in the booth. Pom Pom holds up a speech balloon prop that reads "Why are we in this cartoon?" The Poopsmith holds up another, which reads "Don't know. Don't care." Flash, which cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth. Again, Strong Mad is confused, The Cheat annoyed, and Strong Bad's eyes closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Demonic barf powers. Demonic barf powers! Demonic barf powers!!

''{Flash, and when it fades back, Strong Bad is kneeling, mostly offscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{somewhat desperately}'' Just give me the barf powers!

''{Flash, which fades to a picture of the King of Town and Marzipan holding up the cake slice. The ghost is in the picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?

''{Pan to a picture of Coach Z and a picture of Bubs. The ghost is in both pictures.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?

''{Pan to a picture of Homestar and Pom Pom. Homestar is making a pursed-lip duck face to the left (away from Pom Pom), and Pom Pom is looking to the right. The ghost is here too.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How come everybody else can get the haunted smudge to appear except me and The Cheat? You been goin' to church on me, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugs and smiles, revealing his gold tooth is missing, then closes his mouth again}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{squints}'' Wait a minute...

''{Cut to a closeup of The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Where's your gold tooth?

''{The Cheat opens his mouth again, and holds up some candies in orange and black wrappers.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sheepish The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad, as images of the candies appear around his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad as he starts to realize.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Loose tooth removers...

''{Zoom in further, showing the image of the ghost in Strong Bad's eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Loose tooth removers...

'''STRONG BAD:''' It was the tooth!

''{Cut to a wide shot, showing Homestar leaning in to the shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still echoey}'' Loose tooth removers...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here!

''{Cut to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos?

''{Cut to Strong Sad, standing near a "Booliten Booard" with various pictures tacked to it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think I has the solution! Look at this pattern!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, sarcastically}'' Oh, great. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out.

''{Cut to a montage of events against a black background with spooky music, as images of The Cheat eating candies, his tooth stuck in a taffy, and photo booth pictures fly by.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out.

''{The montage shows a close-up of The Cheat closing his eyes and opening his mouth without his gold tooth. Pan up to show an image flying by of The Cheat in the booth, with the candies on the seat, as he closes the curtain. The ghost image also flies by.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth,

''{The montage pans down to The King of Town, who holds up the cake slice, which has the tooth in it. He takes a bite of the cake.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' and because The King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy!

''{Pom Pom and The Poopsmith move into view, the tooth in the Poopsmith's "Instant Martians" prop.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then the Poopsmith had it.

''{Flash. The montage shows a photo of Marzipan and the ghost, with the tooth attached to Marzipan's costume.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair.

''{The fez from Bubs's costume floats by, the tooth inside the crescent symbol.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, partially overlapping the last line}'' Then it wound up on Bubs's fez.

''{The buttons of Strong Sad's costume appears in closeup}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, the lines overlap more}'' ...one of my vest buttons...

''{Coach Z's shoe and Homestar's bat appear}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...on Coach Z's shoe! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...Homestar's glowing bat!

''{A photo of Strong Mad, with the ghost present and the tooth wedged in Strong Mad's mask, appears}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...tenaciously clenched!

''{Abrupt cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's all great, Sir Talks-A-Lot, but where's his gold tooth now?

''{Cut to the photo booth. The Goblin's theme plays as some pictures of the Goblin (with the ghost present) print. The booth opens, showing that the Goblin has the tooth in his own mouth.}''

'''ALL:''' The Goblin!

''{The Goblin dances (without music) as the tooth shines audibly, with an image of the ghost. Cut to the main characters.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We shoulda had known! ''{turns around, facing everyone}'' Now let's all cram in that boof ''{cut to the front of Homestar}'' for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from!

''{Everyone cheers. Flash, which fades to a picture of everyone (except Homsar, but including the Goblin, who still has the tooth in his mouth) and the image of the ghost in the corner. The photo is captioned "Jerry & Gabby's Nascent Nupitals! 10-31-2017" Hold on the image for a few seconds, and then cut to an image of the tooth resting on the word "END", with the ghost image faintly visible in the blue background. A few seconds later, cut to everyone in the field per tradition.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*When The Poopsmith and Pom Pom are on screen, click on The Poopsmith to trigger a scene with Homsar.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Zapruder!
:''{The screen flashes. Homsar is upside down, and his frog is floating.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Middleman!
:''{The screen flashes again. Closeup on Homsar.)''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Toast Crunch!
:''{Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed, which are rendered as crudely-made drawings.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Heeeey, Coach Z! ''{annoyed}'' You're dressed up as a dog.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{dancing in an extremely papery, cut-out animation style}'' Yeah! I gotta belorv! Kick! Pornch! It's all in the mornd! Chorp, chorp, pornch! Pornch kork!

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{increasingly more frantic and creepy}'' How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? ''How's Annie?'' ''(fade through black to a room with black and white-striped floor with Homsar standing in front of a red curtain. The slow piano music from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] plays.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{subtitled, in a backwards-sounding voice}'' IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee.

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume! "Homestar Runner for the Braves?" Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar, and I right-say I'm Dale Murphy! With a glowy basemball bat for some reason. ''{waves his bat around}'' Vwoom-vwoom.

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the ThnikkaStan!
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, shut up Soos's abuelita!

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, Strong Mad. Bread Face Red Panties Man? I remember that guy. I think he came to my school once when I was a kid. And so did a lot of cops.

*At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent right down to the Juicing Room. But aren't you like a super-food now? I don't need me no antioxidants! I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually. Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid?

*At the end, click on the Poopsmith:
:''{Six copies of the Poopsmith appear with popping sounds, then all disappear with a poof cloud}''

*At the end, click on the King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey, King of Town, when I said, "Don't come around here no more," it wasn't a costume idea. I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more!"

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. The Cheat! The Cheat The Cheat! Let me guess. Baseball Glove On Head Man.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Frustrated The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Umm... Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head ''Lady''!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise. With a wave of his arm, The Cheat brings up a spawn prompt and the words 'giant gold tooth' appear with typing sounds. The prompt disappears and a giant gold tooth appears above Homestar. The tooth turns upside-down and falls onto Homestar. The tooth then shines with the ghost glare. The tooth then disappears while Homestar pops back into place.}''

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk. I want you to express yourself. Don't you want to express yourself?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This is ''me'' expressing ''my''self, okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, Marzipan, nice invisible flair deuce!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, Strong Sad, does the ''W. C.'' in W. C. Fields just stand for Winston Churchill?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm neither of those. I'm world famous detective ''{Even more exaggerated than before, again almost sounding like he's choking:}'' A-cool Pwagh-chho!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!

*At the end, click on the moon:
:''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jaundiced Jerry and Stabby Gabby}''
:'''ROCOULM:''' I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife!
:'''JAUNDICED JERRY:''' And they said I'd never marry.
:'''STABBY GABBY:''' ''{giggles}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Jaundice|Jaundice]] is a condition where the skin becomes unusually yellow due to the build-up of bilirubin, a waste product of old blood that has been filtered and broken down by the liver.
*Strong Bad's idea that yelling out a name three times in a row might reveal a ghost comes from a legend that suggests saying certain specters' names in front of a mirror three times in a row ("[[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary]]" for instance) will cause said spirits to appear in the mirror.

===Trivia===
[[File:HiddenBackground.png|thumb|Hidden background]]
*With a twenty-four-day gap, this toon marks the longest span of time between the release of a [[Halloween teaser]] and the release of the toon itself.
*There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon until 2019's Halloween toon, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]].
*This is the first Halloween toon in which every character activates an Easter egg in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.
*This is the only Halloween toon in which there is a cutaway during a costume Easter egg.
*Behind the forest photograph background, there is another background hidden in the Flash file.
*Marzipan has eight pieces of flair on her costume, two of which are identical (the white pin reading "ZING!").
*Though the idea that Homsar was raised by a cup of [[coffee]] has come up multiple times (including Strong Bad imitating Homsar in [[interview]]), this is the first time Homsar has [[tvtropes:Main/BeamMeUpScotty|actually said it]].
*Strong Bad's Bob costume marks the third Halloween toon in a row in which a character's costume was inspired by the creative output of David Lynch. The Cheat dressed as Lynch's "The Angriest Dog in the World" in [[Later That Night...]] and the Poopsmith dressed as Feyd-Rautha, as depicted in Lynch's adaptation of ''Dune'', for [[The House that Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It is the fourth time overall that a character has dressed in a Lynch-inspired costume, following Marzipan's turn as the Log Lady in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved!"

===Remarks===
*Strong Mad is included in Strong Sad's description of the tooth's journey despite having only been shown taking pictures with Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*The tooth doesn't actually appear in any of the places Strong Sad mentions other than The Poopsmith's jar of Instant Martians.
*Strong Sad uses a French accent when Poirot was in fact Walloon, a citizen of the French-speaking part of Belgium.
*Bubs's costume includes [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|ears and a nose]].
*Both Pom Pom and the King of Town [[Cross-dressing|dress up as females]].
*[[Duplicate Characters|Six copies of The Poopsmith]] appear in his Easter egg.

===Glitches===
*After Coach Z gives one of his famous sneezes, he has an extra forearm for one frame.

===Inside References===
*The photo booth's printer makes [[New Paper]]'s "vvvvvt" sound.
*Ghost photography was a source of Awesomeness in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
*One of Marzipan's flairs reads "[[Cheese|cheez]] pleez".
*Strong Bad hopes to gain "[[demon]]ic [[Puking|barf]] powers".
*[[Mustaches]] and [[bacon]] are props in the photo booth.
*Strong Sad practices his [[French]] accent, Bubs tells Soos's abuelita ([[Spanish]] for "grandma") to shut up, and the King of Town asks Pom Pom why he couldn't have dressed up as the [[German]] kid.
*[[Cricket Noises|Crickets chirp]] when the King gets his photo taken.
*The orange and black candies were previously referred to as "loose tooth remover" candies in [[Happy Hallow-Day]].
*Strong Sad says "I think I has the solution", a statement first uttered by Homestar in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]. Strong Sad complained about the bad grammar used in the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|commentary]]. The phrase was also uttered by Strong Bad in [[little questions]].
*Strong Sad explaining everything and Strong Bad calling him a nerd for it calls back to [[unnatural]].
*According to Strong Sad, the King of Town [[Eating Non-Food Items|ate]] [[The Cheat's gold tooth]]. The mention of the Poopsmith acquiring it immediately after suggests [[Whatsit]].
*Homestar says "we [[Redundancy|shoulda had]] known".
*Homsar's [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards-speaking]] scene is similar to the Easter egg in [[alternate universe]], in which Homestar speaks the same way against a red curtain. Unlike in that Easter egg, it seems that here, Matt Chapman created the effect by [[:File:CupOfCoffee.ogg|recording Homsar's line backwards]].
*Marzipan is complimented on her [[Double Deuce|invisible flair deuce]], a reference to what her character does in the film [[Office Space]] when she quits her job.
*Homestar mistakes his own costume for Mark [[Lemke]]: Homestar Runner for the Braves. This is a direct reference to the real-world origin of Homestar Runner's name.
*Homestar refers to himself as both "wrong-say" Homestar and "right-say" Homestar, using an [[Noun-Verb|adjective and verb in succession]].
*Like in [[Later That Night...]], a [[Odd Marriages|wedding of minor characters]] takes place inside the realm of the [[Jibblies Painting]].

===Real-World References===
*Homsar mentions Toast Crunch as one of his photo-lines, relating to the [[cereal]] [[wikipedia:Cinnamon Toast Crunch|Cinnamon Toast Crunch]].
*Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]'' voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].
*Strong Bad's "How's Annie?" line references the ending of the season 2 finale of ''[[Twin Peaks]]''. Homsar's following cut scene presents him in the show's infamous Black Lodge and dressed as The Man From Another Place, who speaks in the same backwards style throughout the series. Strong Bad's line "Everybody say 'Smiling bag!'" is also a reference to the show; one of The Giant's clues to Agent Cooper is "There is a man in a smiling bag." Jacques Renault, whom Strong Mad names, is a character from this show.
*The "German kid" the King of Town refers to in Pom Pom's Easter egg is Augustus Gloop, another character from [[Wikipedia:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]. He is an obsessive eater, much like the King of Town. He wound up falling into a literal river of chocolate and drawn into a pipe leading to a fudge processor.
*Strong Sad thoroughly explains that everyone had the gold tooth at one point. In [[wikipedia:Murder on the Orient Express|Murder on the Orient Express]] by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot makes a similar deduction that all the passengers on the train are related to the murder case.
*Coach Z's Easter egg invokes the catchphrase of Parappa the Rapper ("I gotta believe"), the basis of his costume. He follows this by referencing the first stage of the original ''Parappa the Rapper'' game, in which the titular character must perform and simultaneously vocalize a series of karate moves. He also echoes the introduction given by the character Chop Chop Master Onion ("Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind!").
*Homsar's first saying in his Easter egg is "Zapruder", referencing the infamous [[Wikipedia:Zapruder film|Zapruder film]] which captured the assassination of [[President]] [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]].
*The Cheat's Easter egg at the end references his costume's origin, the Nintendo DS game Scribblenauts. In the game, Maxwell can type various words in the DS Touchscreen to summon objects to help him with various puzzles in the same manner The Cheat summons the large gold tooth he used to crush Homestar. The tooth is even drawn in the same art style.
*The Heimlich maneuver is a first aid procedure used to treat choking by foreign objects.
*A photo "boof" appears in the [[Two More Eggs]] episode "Dooble: Peas and Corn".
*The "demonic barf powers" Strong Bad hopes the haunted photo booth will give him are likely a reference to the character of Regan MacNeil from [[Wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]], who was possessed by a demonic entity named Pazuzu.

===Fast Forward===
*In the following Halloween toon, [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]:
**The ghost glare returns in the form of streamers decorating Marzipan's living room.
**Bubs again dresses up as an animated businessman named Stan.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:ClappingPartyAutoplay.png|thumb|Get ready for a lot of clapping.]]
*The Homsar Easter egg plays automatically.
*The ending Easter eggs play automatically in the following order:
**Coach Z
**Strong Bad
**Homestar Runner
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**Pom Pom
**The Poopsmith
**The King of Town
**The Cheat
**Marzipan
**Strong Sad
**Jaundiced Jerry
*There is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]] of "[[Clapping Party]] 1080p - 10 Hours".
*The Easter egg within the Jibblies Painting plays after the false autoplay image.

==External Links==

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Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)

2020-03-31T02:11:35Z

Religious Corn: based on another "try this" on telltale's old site

[[File:Dangeresque 3 Office.png|thumb|"The only gun that never runs out of ammo!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Smoky Office|the Smoky Office]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
==Game Introduction==
''{The camera slowly fades in on a dark room (resembling the Smoky Office) in an apartment high-rise, with the skyline of a nighttime city outside. Thunder can be heard faintly. Cut to an overhead shot of a nunchuck-gun (a pair of nunchucks taped to a revolver) sitting on a desk, with an overhead lamp shining on it. A boxing glove-clad hand reaches out and takes it. Cut to a shot of the room's front door from the inside, the camera slowly panning in to it. The door slowly creaks open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{offscreen}'' I always knew it would come to this.
''{Cut to an extreme close-up of Dangeresque's mouth}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you think I wouldn't find out?
''{Cut to a further-away shot of Dangeresque holding the nunchuck-gun and wearing shades}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you really believe that I would never—
''{Cut to an even-further-away shot of Dangeresque standing behind the desk}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' —discover the true face of my greatest enemy?
''{A silhouetted Dangeresque Too walks in and obscures part of the foreground}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That's right. But it doesn't matter now because I have the diamond!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You mean...
''{Dangeresque holds up a diamond}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THIS DIAMOND!?
''{Thunder crashes}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' GASP!
''{Cut to black. The title sequence for the game is shown, with the credits being shown amid silhouettes of Strong Bad as Dangeresque, Homestar as Dangeresque Too and Coach Z as Renaldo, and while an instrumental of the music of [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I|the "Dangeresque II: This time, it's not Dangeresque 1" theme]] plays. After the credits, fade in on Strong Bad dozing on his computer room desk in front of the [[Lappy 486]]. He suddenly awakens with a start.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-hwoa? Oh, yeah, right. Reply to all...
''{Cut to Strong Bad's perspective of the Lappy, as he starts [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|typing on the keyboard with his boxing gloves on]]}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear, ''{slightly quickly}'' all the annoying morons that have been bugging me about it for four and a half years... ''{normal}'' Yes, I finally finished Dangeresque 3: ''{sultry voice}'' The Criminal Projective, ''{normal voice}'' so you can all EAT IT! ''{clears the screen}'' The critics are stark raving, "A dastardly masterly masterwork of cinemagic wonder."... "More special effects than a Jessica Tandy joint!"... "They may give you the whole tub of popcorn, but you'll only need the edge!" ''{again clears the screen}'' Tickets are selling for like $100 a piece! Everybody who's anybody that gives me a hundred bucks is going to be there!
''{Cut to a different perspective of the computer desk}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, crap! I'm late for the premiere!
''{Cut to a shot of a VHS tape on the desk, which Strong Bad picks up as he leaves the computer room. Cut to the basement, where Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar and Marzipan all are waiting impatiently. Strong Bad enters the room}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Where have you been?
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, we've been waiting here for hours!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{overlapping}'' Finally, let's start the movie!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' Is that him? I think that's him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping on top of the VCR atop the [[Telebision]]}'' Okay, peoples, here is the moment you have all been waiting for! The long awaited premiere of... DANGERESQUE... THREE! ''{imitates echoing}'' Three... three... three...
''{Strong Bad gets down from on top of the TV and puts the tape in the VCR. Cut to a front shot of the TV, with the camera zooming in on it, until it fills up the screen. The screen fades in on static and The Cheat's flipper-like hand holding up a crude title card reading the movie title, backed by the Smoky Office. The Cheat then removes the card as Strong Bad as Dangeresque says the following line:}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking on the phone}'' Yeah, well, I don't care what the FBI, CIA, RGB and XFL say! I already returned the priceless paintings that were evidence!
''{Strong Bad hangs up the phone and faces the camera}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangeresque plays by his own rules!
''{Strong Bad turns his head to his right (the viewer's left) as he hears the door knocking.}''

==Daytime Office==
===On arrival after obtaining the Formula===
:''{Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive through the door.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, Dollface, it was a dangerous and difficult mission, but after narrowly dodging herds of bullets, hoards of henchmen, and hards of punches, I was able to recover your formula, and I didn't even break it and was forced to recreate it in a scientific lab even once!
:''{Camera switches to Coach Z, standing there in silence.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{impatiently}'' Ahem...
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Oh, sorry...
:''{Coach Z gets back into character}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh my gosh! SHE'S GONE!!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes, but where did she go?
:'''RENALDO:''' You don't think-
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No time for that now! Cutesy Buttons is in trouble! ''{The camera changes perspective, showing that Dangeresque is standing near a TV and VCR.}'' There's got to be a clue somewhere in this office!

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Bloopers: Dangeresque's Office
:''{Fade in on Strong Bad and Marzipan talking to each other. They see the camera. Marzipan smiles and walks away, while Strong Bad turns to face it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Making a summer action blockbuster like this is serious business, but it's not without a few laughs! Especially when things don't always go exactly as planned. Check out some of these bluppers... uh, bloopers.

===Blinds===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, there's an outside of this office? Man, these blinds have been blinding me from seeing the city at large.

===Cake===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Sniffs the cake. Unsteady voice}'' What is in this cake?
:'''RENALDO:''' My favorites, baloney and olives! My mother still makes me one every year for my birthday!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And yet, you lived long enough to retire.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I better stay away from that thing. And probably classify it as a biological hazard. ''{Backs away}''

===Chair===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' In the event of an emergency landing, this chair can also be used as a flotation device.

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, comfy chair! ''{Sits in it}'' I guess I could take a little nap. ''{Puts his head down and immediately falls asleep and starts snoring. Scene changes to the nighttime office}''

===Cutesy Buttons===
:'''At intervals while watching Credenza in the shark pond'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Kick your feet! Swim to the edge!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hang in there, little one!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Good thing he's an excellent swimmer!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hang on, Credenza!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' You're doing great, Credenza, just hang on to the side!

:'''If talked to while Credenza is in the shark pond'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cutesy Buttons...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Not now, Strong Bad, I have to keep an eye on poor Credenza!

====Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Angel====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cutesy Buttons. That's a fitting name for you.
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Thanks, Dangeresque. You think I'm cute?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No, I think you smell like old buttons.
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Oh. Are those supposed to smell bad, or something?

====Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Devil====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who cares about your stupid rainforest? The only thing the rainforest ever did for me was give me wet splinters.
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' The rainforest provides us with oxygen so you and I can breathe. It's like our planet's lungs.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, those lungs had better start smoking if they want to be as cool as Dangeresque.

====Cutesy Buttons → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Have you met my partner Renaldo? He's my partner. Well, until he retires in two weeks.
:'''RENALDO:''' Yep! And I'm totally not going to be shot, whacked in the head, shoved off buildings or blown up in any way before then.
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' It's very nice to meet you, Renaldo. ''{Sniffs}'' Does something smell like old cold cuts?
:'''RENALDO:''' Aww, you're too kind.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Renaldo's gonna be helping out on your case. Anything he should know?
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Only that the formula is extremely delicate. You must be very careful not to handle it too rough, or it could be destroyed!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, Renaldo won't be touching it. He's all thumbs.
:'''RENALDO:''' That's me!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We'll leave the delicate stuff up to these precision instruments. ''{Holds up his hands.}''

====Cutesy Buttons → Formula====
:'''Before getting the formula powder from Strong Borneo'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' This... "formula". Tell me more about it.
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' In my research, I accidentally discovered an ancient civilization that had accidentally created a formula that had the power to save the rainforest! At the time, the rainforest had no natural enemies, except for giant robot dinosaurs... ''{breaks character}'' Wait, are you serious?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Interesting, yes, go on.
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' ''{Sighs. Speaks off-handedly}'' So, the formula was hidden away in a safe but dangerous land. And you were the only one brave enough to get it.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes, that IS true. Good thing I bought some hollow-point anti-robosaur rounds for my nunchuck gun!
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where do I find that formula again?
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Deep in the tropical jungles of... Strong Borneo?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Strong Borneo, of course! I'll assemble a landing party, and we'll set out within the hour!

:'''After getting the formula powder from Strong Borneo'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That special tree-saving formula, there wouldn't happen to be any more somewhere else, would there?
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' This is the very last sample in existence, that's why it's imperative that nothing happens to it.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Of course! So I'll just go right out and get it for you, then. Sit tight, babe. Dangeresque is on the job!
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just so we're clear, if anything DID happen to that formula... say, Renaldo accidentally dropped it... I mean, he didn't, but if he did, you'd still pay me, right?
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Of course not! But that's why I trusted it in your hands and not your partner's.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Right. Well, I'll see you in a few minutes with that formula!

====Cutesy Buttons → Trinket====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cutesy. Ever seen anything like this before? ''{Gets out the trinket}''
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Hmm, my sister and I both have lockets that look kinda like that. They're two halves of-
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' It's not a dumb girls' locket! It's some kind of cool guy thing that my father left for me. I bet if you get it wet, it transforms into a cool sports car. With built-in fishing tackle. And batting cages.

====Cutesy Buttons → Hair====
:'''Only appears after Dangeresque gets the list of ingredients from Experimento and before Dangeresque gets the hair'''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, mind if I grab a chunk of your hair?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' I most certainly do! It's taken me all summer to grow my hair out, and there's certainly no way I'm cutting it off for you!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think you have some gum in your hair. Let me just cut that out for you.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's impossible. I use a special herbal shampoo that makes my hair naturally resistant to sticky substances.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And decent-looking hairstyles, apparently.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on! Let me have some of your hair!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No.

====Diet Cola → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' DIET Brown? Are you trying to tell me something?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Of course not, Dollface. At least, not anything the stitching on that dress hasn't already told you!

====Formula Dust → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I doubt she would pay me for the formula in THIS condition. I should probably fix it first.

====Nunchuck Gun → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulls out the gun}'' FREEZE!
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Hey! Don't point that thing at me!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lucky thing you're my meal ticket, lady. I'll spare you... this time.

====Plant → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still have your plant.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You'd better not do anything to harm Credenza! I'm keeping my eye on him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. You do that.

====Scissors → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''While she is facing forward'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Stalks forward with scissors in hand}'' Hold still, you've got a little something right on the side there.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Backs away quickly}'' Ahh! What are you doing, you animal? Stay away from my hair with those things!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Marzipan, I'm supposed to get some of your hair in this scene!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I told you, I won't let you cut my hair for this movie!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Come on! You're ruining the shot!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the camera}'' Actresses! ''{Puts the scissors away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls the scissors out}'' Would you mind turning around for just a sec?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Not while you have those scissors in your hand.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, forget it, then.

:'''While she is watching Credenza in the shark pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the scissors and snips off some of Marzipan's hair}'' Got it!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Turning back from the window. Angrily}'' You go get Credenza right now, or I'll...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll what?
::''{Jump cut. Strong Bad, with a yellow pencil embedded in the side of his head, is putting Credenza back by the desk.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I rescued your plant from those bloodthirsty sharks. Er, leafthirsty.
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Thank you, Dangeresque! Now, I think you should keep looking for that formula!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah. It's safer out there with the sharks, anyway. ''{Pulls the pencil out, with some effort, looks at it, then tosses it away.}''

====Stickanee Flower → Cutesy Buttons====
''{Strong Bad pulls out the flower}''
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Is that a Stickanee flower for me? How romantic! I thought they were extinct!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, no. This is a... Stink, uh, butt flower. ''{Puts it away}'' ... For my mom.

===Dangeresque Too===
====Dangeresque Too → Dangeresque Too → Angel====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, you've gotta teach me that killer spin kick move you do!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you talking about?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You know, when you kicked Killingyouguy's butt that last time.
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' No, you must have dreamt that. But yeah, I can probably teach ya.

====Dangeresque Too → Dangeresque Too → Devil====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You've been screwing up a lot in the past a lot lately. I don't need a loose cannon on this team!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{Angrily}'' Back off, buddy! I don't wanna be here any more than you do, but I'm the only one you got!
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey, hey, hey! Save that kind of banter for the racquetball court, you two!

====Dangeresque Too → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe Renaldo is retiring!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I know! He's taken my badge away thirteen times. Good thing I bought a case of 'em.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He only took mine once. But then I just stole yours, since it already says "Dangeresque" on it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess after Renaldo retires, I'll have to start looking for a new regular partner.
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What do you think Renaldo's replacement's gonna to be like? Streetwise loose cannon with nothing to lose? Booksmart stuffed shirt with something to prove? Foot-long hot dog in a kaiser roll?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, wait, I forgot. After Renaldo retires, I work alone!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Maybe it'll be me. I'm a trash-talking rebel with—
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' It won't be you.

====Dangeresque Too → Trinket====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulls out the trinket}'' Check this thing out!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Wow! What is that thing?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, what do YOU think it is?
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hmmm... is it animal or mineral?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mineral.
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Heavy or light?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Kinda heavy.
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Sweet or salty?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I were to venture a guess, salty.
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Then I have solved your riddle! The doctor is his MOTHER!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pause}'' Never mind. ''{Puts the trinket away}''

====Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque Too====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulls out his nunchuck gun}'' FREEZE!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh, yeah? You wanna get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting gun away}'' Nope, that's too crazy for me.

===Diet Cola===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Diet brown. All the fizzy with none of the flabby!
:'''RENALDO:''' Yeah! If I'm gonna hit the nude beaches on my retirement cruise, I need to start watching my girlish figure!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It'll work even better if I just take it away! I'm confiscating this. Official corrupt police business. ''{Takes the can}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Diet brown. All the fizzy with none of the flabby! ''{takes the can}''

===Door===
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I should probably answer that. It's probably a gorgeous dame in desperate need of my help.
:''{He opens the door}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{his head inside the doorway}'' Why, hello beautiful.
:''{Coach Z as Renaldo enters the Smokey Office}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hello Dangeresque! It's me... Renaldo! Your partner! I'm here with your on-again off-again sometimes other partner with the same name as you, Dangeresque... Too?
:''{Strong Bad starts to close the door, but Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too enters the office carrying a cake.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Sup, Big D.
:'''RENALDO:''' Are we late for the... uhh...
:''{Breaking character}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{stage whisper}'' What's my line?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stage whisper}'' ...Retirement party.
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh yeah... Retirement party? You know, because I retire in two weeks, and then I'm off to spend my days in the Sidekick Islands where nothing can possibly kill you off ''{he pronounces "off" as "orf"}''!
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I brought cake!
:''{Dangeresque closes the door}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time, if Dangeresque has the nunchuck gun}''
:''{Dangeresque stares at the door}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, I'll get—
:''{As he reaches for the handle, someone stars knocking. He looks down and sighs}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Flatly}'' Oh, I'll get the door.
:''{Opens the door, revealing Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons}''
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Dangeresque?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cutesy Buttons! Are you here for Renaldo's retirement-in-two-weeks party too?
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' ''{Walks in, carrying Credenza}'' No, I'm here because I need your help to save millions of helpless rainforest trees, like this one! ''{Holds up Credenza, then puts it down by the desk}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Marzipan, I told you not to bring your stupid plant!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Credenza's a natural movie star! He deserves to be in this movie!
:''{She gets back into character}''
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Anyway, I'm here because I discovered the location of a secret formula that will save the rainforest! But it's located deep in the jungles of Strong Borneo. For me, that's FAR too dangerous.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Not dangerous... Dangeresque! ''{To Renaldo and Dangeresque Too}'' What do you say, guys? One last case as a team? Just for old this movie's sake?
:'''RENALDO:''' You bet, Dangeresque! We'll just grab the formula and come back. What could possibly go wrong?
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Sorry, buddy, I can't. I've got uh... something else... I have to keep my eye on today. You guys go on without me! ''{Leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmmm... ''{Imitating a dramatic riff}'' Doodily-waw!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before Dangeresque picks up the nunchuck gun}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not going out there without a weapon. This town is dangerous.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Successive clicks simply open the map}''

===Lamp===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Keep on doin' your swing thing, lamp.

===Lappy 486===
====When sitting down====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. ''{Without moving his lips}'' Chi-ka wha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Even though I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.

====When deleting e-mails====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Deleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dee! Lee! Ted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No one must see this. DELETED!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This message will self-delete in... now.

:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''

====When undeleting e-mails====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Undeleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better keep this one so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. Undeleted.

:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''

====Email 1: Bullet Catching====
:'''Appears at the start of the game'''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Bullet Catching</div>
Dear Strong Bad, have you ever caught a bullet with your 
teeth, cause that would be awesome? 
 
Just wondering, AAlgar,WA.
</blockquote>

:''{Strong Bad reads his name as "Dangeresque" and the sender's name as "Al Gar, worthless agent".}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{typing}'' Of course I can catch bullets with my... ''ahem'' teeth! You learn that on, like, the first day of basic training at Crooked Cop Academy. ''{Clears screen}'' You also learn how to mess with your superior officers in hillarious fashion, and make cool noises with your mouth! ''{Proceeds to make a series of cool noises with his mouth, which sound rather like alien languages and droid noises from ''Star Wars''.}'' Oh, I can also catch bottle rockets, musket shot, heat-seeking missiles, and rusty pennies that have been thrown off skyscrapers! And I'm currently working on my yellow belt in catching throwing stars with my eyelashes! Wink, wink!

====Email 2: My Hero====

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: My Hero</div>
Hey, Strong Bad! You are pretty much my hero. But I have 
to be honest, I think Homestar makes me laugh more. That 
guy is just hilarious! 
 
Nicolas B. Philly, PA
</blockquote>

:''{Strong Bad reads his name as "Dangeresque" like in the previous email. He also adds "Yeah, I can see how that would be the case" after the first sentence, reads Homestar's name as "Homeh-star", and reads the sender's name as "Nicolas Beefily, Pathetic Agent".}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{typing}'' First of all, let's get one thing straight, Beefball. Dangeresque is a serious guy, okay? ''{forgets to type the word "is"}'' I don't make people laugh. I make them cry, tremble, and occasionally wet themselves in fear! ''{clears screen}'' Secondly of all, who is this "Homestar" ''{pronounced "Homeh-star" as before}'' person you speak of? Is he some sort of joke telling global terrorist? Or an international spy/comedian? Sounds like someone whose butt I'd kick across the deck of an evil secret underwater aircraft carrier! And definitely not someone who I would occasionally work together and share the same name with.

====Email 3: Dead Tree====
:'''Appears when visiting Brainblow City for the first time after meeting Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab'''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Dead Tree</div>
Dear Strong Bad. Thers a dead tree in my neighbors yard 
that is really ugly to look at, what can I do about it? 
 
Pete Da Swede, Las Vegas
</blockquote>

:''{Strong Bad reads his name as "Dangeresque" as before, and emphasizes the incorrect words "thers" and "neighbors".}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm... Cutesy Buttons would probably say to carefully dig it up and replant it somewhere where it can re-grow. But I say, go out and get yourself a chainsaw or a machete or something and go hack that sucker down! No sense in mourning dead wood, move on man!

===Paintings===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these priceless paintings that were evidence. Ha! Suckers!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These paintings really tie the room together.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These belong in a museum! But I'm keeping 'em anyway.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these pwiceless... Pwiceless? Geez! ''{Background voices laugh as Strong Bad walks off}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Appearing from the side, sotto voce}'' Now I got HIM doing it! ''{Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these pwiceless... Argh! I did it again! ''{Background voices laugh. Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay. ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these pwiceless- AAARRRGGGHHHH! ''{Background voices laugh}'' This is YOUR fault, mushmouth! ''{Clapper board passes over the screen upside-down, scene returns to normal}''

'''Right-hand painting only, after leaving the phone off the hook in the Nighttime Office in Extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Making a sound effect as the painting slides aside}'' Pshhhh! ''{Finds the tuxedo}'' Whoa! I'll be the life of the super spy party in this! ''{Sultry voice}'' Oh hello, femme fatale ''{pronounced "femmy fataly"}'' won't you accompany me to my car, that turns into a boat, that turns into a rocket, that turns into a... fold-out couch.

===Nunchuck Gun===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, my trusty nunchuck gun. The only gun that's never out of ammo.

===Phone===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Picks up the handset}'' Hello? Commissioner? Do WHAT to a rabbit? You've got the wrong number, pal. I'm not in that business any more. ''{Hangs up}'' Stupid telemarketers.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Picks up the handset, then goes to dial, but pauses}'' Hello? Hel— Oh, hey! No, it— No, it didn't even ring! ... Yeah, I know! ''{Camera starts moving around}'' That's so weird! So, yeah, hey, can I call you back? No, I just... ''{Turns away from the camera}'' Yeah. Yeah, I'll call you back. ''{Camera gets placed on the floor. Dangeresque walks away}'' I just gotta... yeah. Yeah. Yeah... okay. Yep, I will. Okay. Bye. ''{Renaldo walks on-screen, if he's in the scene. Dangeresque moves to hang up, then puts the handset back against his ear}'' What? Oh, okay. Give your mom a hug. Ok, bye. ''{Hangs up}''

'''In extended play'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Picks up the phone}'' Hello? You got Dangeresque!
:'''COACH Z:''' Boop beep boop! The number you have dialed... ''{Background voices laugh}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he? Coach Z! That guy's nuts.

===Plant===
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The moody lighting and smoky atmosphere are being brightèned too much by this plant. Maybe I should take it out for some fresh air and water.
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Okay, he is looking a little pale in here. Perhaps some sunlight would do him good.
:''{Dangeresque takes the plant}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After it has been returned}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lemme just... ''{Goes to take the plant}''
:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' ''{Angrily}'' I think the plant looks just lovely where it is.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Straightens up}'' You know, you're right. I'm just gonna leave it there.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ahem!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In the middle of taking the plant. Straightens up}'' Oh, right.

===Renaldo===
'''After watching the ransom video''' 
'''First time only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe Cutesy Buttons was kidnapped!
:'''RENALDO:''' But it says so right on page 42 of the script... Oh, I mean... if anyone can save her, it's you, Dangeresque!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe Cutesy Buttons was kidnapped!
:'''RENALDO:''' If anyone can save her, it's you, Dangeresque!

====Renaldo → Renaldo → Angel====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that you're retiring, Old Man, you won't have to make up excuses for being so grossly out of shape.
:'''RENALDO:''' Yeah, now I can accentuate this little bundle of blubber on the beach by lathering it up with sun block and cocoa butter.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's an image I didn't need stuck in my brain.

====Renaldo → Renaldo → Devil====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, Renaldo, you're finally retiring. I guess it's a good thing to get out now before your skills degrade as much as your looks have.
:'''RENALDO:''' Too late for that, Dangeresque. My skills took a turn for the worse long before my looks faded.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, so that's why you don't dance no more.

====Renaldo → Party====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How are you enjoying your retirement party?
:'''RENALDO:''' I can't believe that in just two weeks I'll be leaving this office for the last time.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe that in just two weeks I'll finally be able to get that baloney smell out here office for good!
:'''RENALDO:''' What? I thought you LIKED the smell of my deodorant.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Tucking lunch meat under your arms does not deodorant make, Renaldo.

====Renaldo → Trinket====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What do you make of this broken half a piece of junk?
:''{Cut to Dangeresque and Renaldo looking down at the camera}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Boy, it looks real familiar, like something your dad had before he—
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{interrupting}'' Kinda looks like a toe. You think it's a toe?
:'''RENALDO:''' ...Sure.

====Renaldo → Dangeresque Too====
:'''Only appears after Dangeresque Too leaves

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, Dangeresque Too left the party in quite a hurry. What do you think he's up to?
:'''RENALDO:''' Ooh, maybe he's planning a surprise party for my retirement!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We just HAD your retirement party.
:'''RENALDO:''' You did? What a surprise!

====Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{leveling his gun at Renaldo}'' Freeze!
:''{Renaldo screams}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{laughing as he puts the gun away}'' I never get tired of that.

===Trinket===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, broken half of a paperweight. You were the last thing my father ever gave me before he left, and the only thing I have to remember him. ''{Takes the trinket}'' Of course, I might not remember him as such a cheapskate if he bothered to give me something that was whole!

'''In extended play'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, broken half of a paperweight. You were the last thing my father—
:''{Dangeresque picks up the paperweight, but it slips out of his hands and falls on the floor. Background voices laugh.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{breaking character}'' Aw, crap! All right, who got fried chicken grease all over that thing? ''{Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''

====Trinket → Door====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Despite my best efforts, this thing has never really been successful as a door stop sooo... no.

===VCR===
:'''First time only'''
:''{Dangeresque presses play on the VCR. An image shows up on screen, showing Homestar and The Cheat. Homestar is sitting in a chair while obscured from the neck up, and The Cheat is sitting in his lap.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ok, now? Evil, right? Ok.
:''{swings his chair around and starts grooming The Cheat while speaking his lines}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:'''Hello, Dangeresque. If you are watching this then you have no doubt discovered that I have kidnapped Cutesy Buttons! I also know that you have the formula for the rainforest. Well I can't let that happen! So, here is a list of my demands. First, you bring me the formula so I can destroy it! I also want access to the world's weapons stockpile. And I want a million dollars... in quesos!
:''{He breaks character, speaking cheerfully}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''...Ooh, and a pony! ''{The Cheat looks annoyed.}'' Like, the kind with wings and rainbows... ''{swings his chair around}'' ...and, uh, can I get a large melonade? No ice. Thanks The Cheat.
:''{The video stops playing.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' Who was that guy?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't know, Renaldo. He seemed awfully familiar...
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh well, I'll start gathering up his demands. ''{starts walking off}'' I think I know where I can get a used pony cheap.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way, Renaldo! Dangeresque doesn't give in to the demands of terrorists! We're going to get Cutesy Buttons back my way... by finding his hideout and breaking into his hideout! Who do you know that can help us?
:'''RENALDO:''' Well, there ''is'' one person, but you're not gonna like it. It's your former enemy, Baron Darin Diamonocle!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{unsettled}'' Aww man, I hate that guy! Once he made me eat a whole bag of stale, three month old, moldy, ranch flavored potato chips. RANCH FLAVORED! So I framed him for endangered puppy trafficking and the murder of several presidents. He's serving hard time in Brainblow State Prison now. I wonder if he remembers me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've seen enough!

===Window===
:'''When Marzipan is absent'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. ''{Cut to Strong Bad's viewpoint of the "city" with a view of a kiddie pool labeled "SHARK POND!" on it}'' And I have a great view of Brainblow City's majestic public shark pond!

:'''When Cutesy Buttons is present, but Credenza is not in the shark pond'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Take a look at that city, Cutesy Buttons. So full of... stuff that is interesting to turn around and look at. ''{Marzipan briefly looks out the window}''
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Yeah, I don't much like Brainblow City. I can't believe they tore down that mighty oak tree to put in that stupid shark pond!
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, check this out! That shark out there is totally making fun of you!
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' I don't care. As long as it isn't destroying our precious natural vegetation, it can do whatever it wants.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' You ever feel like just staring out the window for hours, and not turning around no matter what people are doing to you?
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Not really. I'd rather spend my time tending to the needs of plants whose lives are threatened!

:'''When Marzipan is present, and Credenza is in the shark pond'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cutesy Buttons, why don't you take a look out the window?
::'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Shouldn't you be out getting my formula instead of hanging around the office?
::''{Strong Bad breaks character}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No, seriously, Marzipan, I think you should look out the window.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Looks out and sees Credenza in the shark pond}'' Aiiieeee! Credenza, what have they done to you? Hang in there, little one!
::'''COACH Z:''' Aww, that's just mean.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Brainblow City's majestic shark pond.
::''{Shot of Coach Z sitting in the shark pond}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Come on in, the water's great!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Background voices laugh}'' What the—? Coach Z, get outta there, man! You get out of there! Coach Z...

==Nighttime Office==
'''This scene appears in the game introduction, but is only playable during extended play. It features a more realistic CG version of Strong Bad throughout. Smoke hangs in the air.'''

===On entry===
:''{Strong Bad's POV as he pushes open the door and walks in}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I must be dreaming again...

===Chair===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check out the detail of this chair! You can even see my butt-print worn into the seat if you get close enough! ... But I wouldn't recommend actually getting your face that close.

===Crack===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, crack in the wall. I never knew you had so much character! So much texture! So much... cockroach excrement.

===Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, I wonder where this goes? ''{Strong Bad goes through the door, then the scene shifts to Strong Bad coming in through the door of the daytime office.}''

===Desk===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my Dangerdesque! Perfect for kicking over and ducking behind for cover.

===Lamp===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The lighting in this room has never been so realistic! It really makes my well-oiled abs stand out!

===Phone===
:''{Strong Bad takes the phone off the hook, and leaves it on the desk.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Close-up of Strong Bad's face as he hangs up the phone again.}''

===Window===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Brainblow City has never looked so.... gloomy and dire. It's perfect!

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe

2020-03-20T20:48:24Z

Religious Corn: does this count?

[[Image:Strong Badia Bubs' Stand.PNG|thumb|Is Bubs' right? Or is it left?]]
<blockquote>''There's no— there's no style guide, or continuity— we don't have a continuity person working on set.''
:— [[Matt Chapman]], [[geddup noise]] commentary</blockquote>

<blockquote>''We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.''
:— [[Strong Sad]], [[Page Load Error]]</blockquote>

With such an expansive bank of cartoons that rely so heavily on whimsical humor, it would be near impossible for [[The Brothers Chaps]] to keep the [[Homestar Runner universe]] completely consistent and have total continuity between cartoons. Because of this large size and humorous nature, various '''inconsistencies''' occur throughout the website and the DVDs. These are usually very minor. According to the site's [[FAQ]], people often ask The Brothers Chaps about inconsistencies; to these questions they answer that "It was either done on purpose or it's just a cartoon and you probably shouldn't worry about it."

==Appearances of Inconsistencies==
===General===
*[[Strong Mad]] — [[Strong Mad#Physical Statistics|His height and weight]] are under constant scrutiny.
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Strong Bad's computers]] — Their [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|capabilities]] tend to vary. [[Matt Chapman]] even points this out in the [[homestar hair#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for [[homestar hair]].
*[[Race Track|The race track]] — In [[autobiography]], lane five is the shortest lane, and seven the longest, while in [[disconnected]], the roles are reversed.
*[[Computer Room|The computer room]] — In most cartoons, the door of the computer room is on the right side of the room, but in [[techno]], [[interview]], [[monument]], and all episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is on the left side.
*[[House of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims to have found an [[old-timey]] video in the attic in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet. In [[imaginary]], Strong Sad states that they don't have an attic.
*[[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] all show different ceiling heights.
*[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] —
**[[Bubs]] emerges from its basement by walking up a set of stairs in [[Broken Compy Menu]]. However, he is seen entering it via an elevator in [[geddup noise]] and [[winter pool]].
**It does not appear to have ''any'' basement in [[Fall Float Parade]], as [[Homestar Runner]] is seen standing in a cardboard box on solid ground, where the concession stand stood before [[Strong Mad]] carried it away. Matt Chapman [[geddup noise#Commentary Transcript|suggested]] the cardboard box was covering the elevator shaft.

===Specific===
*Email [[50 emails]] — Homestar Runner is unable to recognize that the [[Compy 386]] is a computer, though he presumably used a computer to respond to an email forwarded by Strong Bad in [[credit card]].
*Email [[flashback]] —
**In the [[Yearbook Character Page]], it says that [[The King of Town]]'s reign as [[King of Town (title)|king]] dates back to "before any of you were born", but in this email, he is [[The Prince of Town]] and the other characters are, obviously, already born.
**To celebrate the 100th [[Strong Bad Email]], the screen of the Compy 386 displays "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails!", even though there were some episodes, such as [[2 emails]], where he answered [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email|more than one]]. He also checked 40 of these emails on the [[Tandy 400]] and other computers.
**Strong Bad claims he lost count around email 51, but he began [[caffeine]] (the 91st Strong Bad Email) with "Coming in at number 91, it's, E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The scene [[behind the fence]] is missing the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] that scared [[The Cheat]] in [[date]].
*[[New Boots]] — Strong Bad claims that he doesn't wear [[underwear]], but he is seen wearing underwear in [[stand-up]], [[senior prom]], [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad cannot type legibly when he is blindfolded, but in [[impression]] he could type properly even while wearing a paper plate mask. In [[morning routine]], he is also able to type with an empty potato chip bag on one hand.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that he can't jump, yet he manages to jump in [[Experimental Film]], as well as in [[Kid Speedy]] and [[boring (really)]].
*Email [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad imagines the Lappy as [[Female Lappy 486|female]], but in [[animal]] he claimed it was [[The Paper]]'s "new brother".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad's list includes "Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics", but Strong Bad sang "Na na na" in the intro to [[secret recipes]], does it again in [[Trogday 08]], and sings "da doot doot" in [[portrait]].
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad corrects an email that refers to [[The Geddup Noise]] as "the get up noise", as if he is unfamiliar with that name, but he had called Chairscoot by that name in [[the bet]].
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The Cheat is slightly smaller compared to the grill than he is in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[pizza joint]].
**This was most likely deliberate both so that The Cheat could hold onto his glass of [[Suudsu]] and so Strong Bad could fit three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] into the grill.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — [[The Cheat]] presumably reminds Strong Bad that he doesn't pay him, but in [[lackey]], Strong Bad pays The Cheat with pencil shavings. Similarly, in [[rough copy]], he pays The Cheat in soft tacos.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] calls the modern Strong Bad a "brightly-colored baboon", implying there is no color in the [[Old-Timey]] universe. However, the lyrics to the [[Ballad of The Sneak]] claimed [[The Sneak]] was yellow.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The fence is seen to be between the woods and Bubs' Concession Stand, but was not at that location in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[The Thnikkaman]]'s identity by removing his sunglasses, even though Bubs himself does this in [[monument]].
*Email [[retirement]] —
**Strong Bad states that the [[Lappy 486]] has a "5-meg hard drive", although in [[animal]] it claimed to have only a 2-meg hard drive.
**The hole in the screen of the Compy 386 is smaller than it was when [[Bubs]] shotgunned it in the end of [[virus]].
**The Tandy's ghost appeared to be broken in the email [[ghosts]]; however, in this email, it appears unbroken.
*Email [[coloring]] — Marzipan has written on her blackboard that "soy is also murder", yet in [[The Luau]], she has a [[tofu]] party, and in [[do over]], she asked "Homestar" for the [[Crisps, A-Soy!|soy crisps]].
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — This toon indicates that the [[Spooky Woods]] are only spooky during Halloween night, or at least at night. However, in [[Where's The Cheat?]], the woods appear as they do during the other Halloween toons, despite the fact it is neither Halloween nor night.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad writes a note to himself to get a bigger notebook, and couldn't manage to write the word "notebook" on one page. However, in [[record book]], he transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto a single grain of rice, in four languages. This is further contradicted in [[DNA Evidence]], in which he writes down notes from various character confessions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad he has never heard of [[Limozeen]], but they watched [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] together in [[best thing]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — [[Coach Z]] has to ask Strong Bad where he can get hygiene, but in [[senior prom]] he assures Strong Sad he is spiking the punch with [[Listerine]] only because he is "looking out for all yer hygienes".
*Email [[pizza joint]] — [[Strong Bad]] is shocked to learn that there was "competition" between his pizza joint [[The Pizz]] and The Cheat's "Cheatsa Pizza", neglecting the existence of a ''third'' pizza brand, [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is shown to be to the left of [[Strong Badia]], while in [[Summer Short Shorts]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Bubs' Concession Stand was on Strong Badia's right.
*Various details in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] suggest that it was filmed in live-action, although previous Old-Timey toons such as [[Kick the Can]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], and [[That A Ghost]] are explicitly referred to as "cartoons."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad translates The Cheat's prank call for Marzipan, although Marzipan has been shown as being able to understand The Cheat's language, most notably in [[Date Nite]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Bubs manages to open the window of the [[Gremlin]], but in [[road trip]], Strong Bad said the windows could not open from the inside.
*Email [[your edge]] — The [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] is located underneath the [[living room of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], it was located underneath the computer room.
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]] —
**[[Strong Bad's room]] is located on the first floor of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] and [[nightlife]], it was in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
**The computer room is missing the window that it has been shown to have in [[cheat talk]] and [[environment]].
**Strong Bad "refuses to throw away cereal boxes until he solves the mazes on the back" when he had previously beat up [[Homestar]] for wearing the mask and doing the maze on the back of boxes of Cheat Commandos... Os in [[specially marked]].
**It is implied to be non-canon on [[@StrongBadActual]] even though [[sbemail206]] acts as though Dangeresque 3 did get released.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad has to ask if Homestar has an email address, but he has previously forwarded an email to Homestar in [[credit card]], and had a Homestar [[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|junkmail filter]], as seen in [[candy product]].
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]] —
**The events of the game occur shortly after the gang all watches [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. Even though the computer room had no calendar when Strong Bad brought the tape downstairs, there is one in 8-Bit is Enough.
**When Strong Bad jumps in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he jumps straight at Marzipan. In 8-Bit Is Enough, he jumps towards the same place, but Marzipan isn't there anymore.
**Also, Strong Bad was surprised to learn that [[Charlemagne]] is a male; however, Strong Bad addressed the plant as a male in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*[[Hremail 7]] —
**This old-fashioned toon suggests Strong Bad knew about [[Hremails]] since 2001, yet in [[email thunder]], Strong Bad seems surprised that Homestar also has an email show.
**Strong Bad is shown to have first gotten the Tandy 400 in 2001, but [[no loafing]] showed that he had it in [[1987]] as well.
**The style of animation in this cartoon was used in 2000.
**Strong Bad is shown to be unaware of emails in 2001. However, flashbacks seen in [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]] showed Strong Bad checking emails in [[Strong Bad Evolution|a design]] from early 2000 (the latter flashback is given an approximate date of 1999-2000).
**Strong Bad had trouble saying the word "email" and seemed ignorant of the Internet. But in [[looking old]], Strong Bad talked about "eStrong Vague Online Investments" that was sold in the late 1990s.
*[[4 Gregs]] — [[Cheerleader]] says she is more of a cheerleader in the way she dresses and treats other girls, but she was seen cheering in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]].
**She also claimed to be "off duty" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]].
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad is shown to have an email from Homestar, but in [[candy product]], he mentions that the Lappy has a Homestar junkmail filter.
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad denies being a smoker despite the fact that he's been seen smoking a cigar in a [[Store Thank You Message]].
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — The King of Town suggests in his Easter egg that he is around 303 years old. However, in [[space program]], released five years earlier, he claimed to be in his sixties.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] —
**Despite having been replaced in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|version 16.2]] by the [[PhoneTime XL800]], the [[PhoneTime XL8]] returns in this toon. Unlike before, it now has the record button that was seen on the XL800.
**In [[Senor Mortgage]], the [[Visor Robot]] speaks with a Microsoft Sam-esque voice. However, in this toon, it speaks with the voice that its [[Powered by The Cheat]] self has in [[Everybody to the Limit]], which is provided by Macintosh's Zarvox.
{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Ages of Characters]]
*[[Blatant Lies]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]

[[Category:Research]]

Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)

2020-03-18T18:28:36Z

Religious Corn: this was hinted on telltale's website, so i tried it

[[Image:SBCG4AP_Homsar_Reservation.PNG|thumb|"Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Homsar Reservation]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Homsar Reservation==
===On first arrival===

:''{Strong Bad casually walks onto the scene, with Strong Sad wearing a belt and fannypack already there standing near a black trunk.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Why'd we come to the Homsar Reservation? Even I think this place is boring, and they don't even speak our language!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It IS a barren land, yes, which is I, Baron Von Flexmypecs, need to conquer it.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{distressed}'' Can't we just go around? I wanna go home... ''{whining}'' ...pudding...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{distracted and surprised}'' Look ho! A floating man! I'll move in closer, and convince him to join the bad guys.

===Strong Sad===
====When exploring the scene====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Can we go back home now?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Is this going to take much longer?
====While Strong Sad is suffering from pretendicitis====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I don't feel so good...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I hope I didn't catch something...

====Speaking with Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Can't we go home? It's hot and I think I accidentally drank some of the water.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut. Up.

====Strong Sad → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're my cultural advisor. What can you tell me about this weird job and his gravity-defying ways?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's all a mystery! Some say ancient astronauts may have left him here! Or... abandoned him, as the case may be.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you tell me anything useful about the Homsar people?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Archeologists have been digging up ancient Homsartifacts for years, and they've only learned two things: They're weird and they talk funny.

====Strong Sad → Speech Bubble====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you understand what the natives are saying?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Of course not! Nobody's ever been able to decipher the Homsar language! Archeologists believe a combination of ancient artifacts may be the key... ''{starts speaking very slowly}'' but no one's ever found them. ''{speaks normally and slightly annoyed}'' Didn't you learn ANYTHING in your post-Strong Badian-secession history classes? That I held in my room in a little tent I made out of my sheets?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't study history, friend. I MAKES it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We'll never get out of here until you help me translate what this goon's saying.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaaaaahhhhh, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I told you, Strong Bad! Nobody's EVER been able to translate Homsar's quote-unquote "language". Archeologists believe a combination of ancient artifacts may be the key... ''{starts speaking very slowly}'' but no one's ever found them.

====Strong Sad → Cold One====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, it's hotter than Strong Mad's armpit cleavage up in this place. I could really use a cold one. Or even a tepid one.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't remind me! I already drank everything in the canteen!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' You DRANK the WATER? But it can cause dysentery, giardia, the vapors, catarrh, lybia, mozambique...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And inflammation of the pretendix! ''{concerned}'' I can already feel a rumble in my tumble...

====Strong Sad → Thermometer====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you feeling okay, Strong Sad? A-you don't look so good.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{worried}'' I know I'm gonna get sick! It's acute aphasic pretendicitis!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You made that up.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No I didn't! I drank the water! My pretendix is probably swelled up like a fully-satiated vampire's blood sac!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Acute aphasic pretendicitis?" What are the symptoms of this made-up disease you think you got?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' First you get a really high fever, then you start shaking uncontrollably. They say if it gets really bad, you can't even understand language! ''{shocked}'' My prose! What'll happen to my award-winning prose?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{thinking aloud to himself}'' Hmmm... how can these completely made up facts become useful to me?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know! I don't want to have surgery in this backwards country!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tell me again: How can you tell if you've got this cute, made-up -icitis?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' First you get a really high fever, then you start shaking uncontrollably. In the worst stages, you can't even understand language!

====Fake Sword → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey! My LARPing sword! Give that back!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the sword away}'' Sorry, Dumpenheimer. I still need it.
====Katana → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I've performed enough amateur surgeries on Strong Sad. Last time I left ''five'' pairs of scissors in there!
====Lighter → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah. Setting fire to Strong Sad is ''so'' fourth grade.

==== Strong Bad doll → Strong Sad ====
:''{Strong Bad sneaks up behind Strong Sad and taps his left shoulder, putting the Clockwork Strong Bad doll in Strong Sad's fanny pack.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{shaking and stuttering}'' I-i-d b-b-better t-t-take m-m-y t-t-temperature...
:'''CLOCKWORK STRONG BAD:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' C-can't st-top sh-shak-king!
:''{Strong Sad symptom is triggered.}''

====Pottery Shard → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're my cultural advisor. Is this busted pot worth anything?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Whoa, that's an ancient artifact from the Knock Knock Joke About Jogging Suits era! I'd give my left arm for something that valuable!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' Well if you told me that earlier, I wouldn't have gone to the trouble of stealing your pretendix!

====Power Strip → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What am I supposed to do with this old thing?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' That's a priceless archeological find! That could be the key to unlocking the mystery of the Homsar people— err, person!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Yeah! Or it could just be an old rusty power strip.

====Tuning Fork → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, Dr. Dumpington! This thing looks ancient!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oooo, that looks like a rare Homsar artifact! It belongs in a museum!

====3-Ring Binder → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you make anything out of this ancient writing, Strong Sad?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, all that's written in the Homsar language! No one knows how to speak or read it!

====After first symptom====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{cautious}'' I hope I'm not coming down with something...

====After second symptom====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' That can't be good. Does Homsar even know what a hospital is?

====After third symptom====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's pretendicitis! I knew it! I got to find a doctor! Medic!
:''{Circle wipe, Strong Sad walks in.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That was quick.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Turns out they've got subsidized healthcare here. And they let me keep my pretendix in a jar!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww man, no fair! I've been trying to have my pancreas jarred up for years!
:''{Strong Sad's pretendix (organ in a jar) is placed where the first aid kit used to be.}''

====Pretendix → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way. If he wanted it so much, he should have taken better care of it.

===First aid kit===
:''{Strong Bad reaches for the first aid kit.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't touch that! It's a delicate medical instrumènt!
:''{Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You can't be too careful, traveling in foreign lands.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Cut it out, Strong Bad!
:''{Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}''
==== Lighter → First aid kit ====
:''First time only''
:''{Strong Bad lights the lighter and holds the flame to the tip of the thermometer. Strong Sad takes out the thermometer and puts it in his mouth, then removes it.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{shouts}'' I'm burning up! According to this thermometer ''{pronounced as "thermometeur"}'', my skin should be melting off!
:''{Strong Sad symptom is triggered.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, that was only funny the first time I did it.
===Strong Sad's Trunk===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad, do you HAVE to carry this huge trunk with you EVERY time you travel?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It contains all my delicate undergarments, and the various delicate creams and salves I use on my delicate personal areas!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad, do you HAVE to give me the jibblies EVERY time I ask you a question?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A giant trunk filled with the unmentionablest unmentionables unmaginable.
===Organ in a jar===
:''{Strong Bad takes Strong Sad's jarred-up pretendix.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, that's mine!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Correction: it ''was'' yours. Maybe you shoulda gotten more pretend fiber in your diet if it was so dang important to you.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Pretend fiber gives me real tapeworms.
===Mysterious bush===
:''First time only''
:''{Strong Bad reaches into the bush; the Homsar Reservation flag appears on the screen.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's a souvenir war flag from the Homsar nation! ''{grandly}'' The flag of a proud, weird person, rich with proud, weird tradition.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That bush doesn't really seem all that mysterious anymore.
'''After being lit'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Any more words of wisdom, wise, not-so-mysterious bush?
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!
====Lighter → Mysterious Bush====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Speak to me, O burning bush! ''{sets the bush on fire}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!
'''After being lit'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That thing could not be any more on fire.

===Homsar===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings, floatyman! My name is called Strong Bad. ''{Speaking in a halting, condescending tone of voice with exaggerated hand gestures}'' I ''need''—to get ''through''—your ''land''—so I can ''clean''—The Of Town's—''clock''. Do you ''understand''?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, I'm a knock-knock joke about jogging suits!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm no linguini-ist, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't a "yes."
'''After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the good word, Homsar?
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{in a deep, articulate voice}'' Hello, Strong Bad. What's—''{back to normal}'' a joke about jogging suits!
:'''STRONG BAD''' Whoa! Did I almost understand something ''Homsar'' just said?
'''After putting all the Homsartifacts in the pylon'''
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' Hello, Strong Bad. What's the haps?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{starts levitating}'' Hey, I can understand you now! Your voice is so soothing!
:'''HOMSAR:''' Thank you. I do radio ads for local jewelry and watch repair shops. I'm sure you have many questions. Ask away.
'''In Extended Play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if the ancient wisdom of the Homsars is now lost to us forever.
:'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaHh I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, maybe we're better off NOT knowing.
====Homsar → Strong Badian flag====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think your weirdo country could really use Strong Badia's resources. Think of what you could do with our dirt! Our tire! Our superior fence-building skills!
:'''HOMSAR:''' Pucker up, Diceman! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{beat}'' Is that a "yes"?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA, I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've made that bountifully clear.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Floatentate! Get on the Strong Badia train!
:'''HOMSAR:''' Pucker up, Diceman! I'm as—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' Thanks, that's enough! ...Boy, sure hope I'm not Diceman.
'''After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, homslice, how's about joining Strong Badia and helping me wreck the Of Town's shop?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Pucker up — ''{deep voice}'' my people risk open war — ''{normal}'' as I wanna be!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Which means... yes?
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' Do not jump to — ''{normal}'' truck stop gravy!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Homsar. All the coolest people are joining Strong Badia. And Strong Sad too.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Pucker up— ''{deep voice}'' my people risk open war — ''{normal}'' as I wanna be!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is never gonna work.
'''After putting all the Homsartifacts in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to join Strong Badia and help overthrow the Of Town? Off a cliff?
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' Why should my people risk open war for you and your considerable style?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We're not gonna risk war. We're gonna start one! Listen to what that royal boil did to me! First, he...
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's point of view.}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ...wrinkled the top off the breads and cereals group!
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{speaking normally}'' My baseboards are full of chicken sticks!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{confused}'' Whaaaaat?
:''{Cut back to standard view.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and he's really fat and stupid!
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' Hmmm. Then I have no choice. We will join Strong Badia. First for some sandwiches, then to die side-by-side in battle.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hastily}'' Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody said anything about DYING.
:'''HOMSAR:''' But first, you must complete the three ancient tasks of great boredom...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed and shocked}'' What?!?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Nah, man. Just messin' with ya. Let's do this like Brutus.

====Homsar → Strong Bad wearing Homsar's bowler====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homsar}'' I'm an all-expenses-paid vacation!
:'''HOMSAR:''' Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Weird. I almost understood that.
'''After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Park them candy corns up the avenue!
:'''HOMSAR:''' Sign me up— ''{deep voice}'' talking gibberish— ''{normal}'' Debra.
'''After Strong Sad complains of pretendicitis'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homsar}'' AaAaA, I broke the tip off my stipend!
:'''HOMSAR:''' Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What are you doing, Strong Bad?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homsar, now facing Strong Sad}'' AaAaA, save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{worried}'' I— I can't understand what you guys are saying!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homsar}'' I'm a fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{twitching}'' Oh! Can't understand language! That's one of the symptoms! I knew it!
:''{Strong Sad symptom is triggered.}''
'''After putting all the Homsartifacts in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homsar}'' Daaaaahhh... I'm the old jalboa jump shot!
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' Why are you talking gibberish, Strong Bad? You sound like a two-years-old boy!

====Homsar → Pylon====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What is the deal with that rock with the glowy popsicles stickin' out of it?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!

'''After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What is the deal with that rock with the glowy popsicles stickin' out of it?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, try some— ''{deep voice}'' assemble the sacred elemental items— ''{normal}'' from yesteryear!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah. I thought it was something like that.

'''After putting all the Homsartifacts in the pylon'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How does that popsicle stand work anyway?
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' You have reassembled the sacred elemental items of collection. Ordinarily, you would have to face a punishingly difficult final dungeon and disappointing end cutscene. But the ancient prophecy foretold of a young boy that would one day come to usher in a new era of...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' All right, shut up, filibuster. Never would've asked if I'd known you were such a windbag.

====Strong Bad Doll → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even wanna subject the cheap, broken version of me to Homsar's high-grade ridiculosity.

====Pretendix → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{slight New York accent}'' Homsar's not in the market for slightly-used organs.

====3-Ring Binder → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what this thing's for, Homsar?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!

====Pottery Shard → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're a total crackpot. I think this pottery shard belongs to you.
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!

====Power Strip → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Need a spare outlet, floatyman?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!

====Tuning Fork → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This look familiar to you, Homsar?
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!

====Homsar → Cancel====
'''This scene can only be seen after putting all the Homsartifacts into the pylon and speaking to Homsar.'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, put on your dancing shoes, Homsar. Time to make a move on the castle!
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{deep voice}'' I will follow you, my brother. And these ARE my dancing shoes. But first we must perform the ancient sacred ceremony my uncle Chet taught me when I was a kid. I've always wanted to try it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is it gonna take long? Or hurt? Or hurt long?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Relax. Let the energy build. Join me in the summoning song... ''{a very low note}'' Aaaaaaaaaa...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously with Homsar's chant, trying his hardest to hit the same note}'' Aaaaaaaa...
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's point of view. A quake is heard.}''
:'''STRONG BAD & HOMSAR:''' DAaAaAhHhHhHh...
:''{The pylon explodes, clearing the Cave Entrance and causing a ray of light to come through it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Way to go, Uncle Chet!
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Daaaaah I'm a song from the '60s!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disgusted}'' Frantastic. He's back to abnormal. Let's get out of here, Strong Sad!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I can't wait to journal about the nightmares I'm gonna have from this experience.
:''{All three leave the scene through the Cave Entrance. Old timey music plays as the screen focuses on the map, with the Homsar Reservation now turning red.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Dark Continent: The Homsar Reservation! Who else could bring modern conveniences to this backwards land, other than the intrepid emancipator Strong Bad? Welcome to the 20th Century, Homsar! ''{screen now focuses on Homsar}'' "Raised by a cup of coffee" indeed!
:''{The player is taken straight to Marzistar at this point}''

===Mysterious Pylon===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A weird rock with popsicley crystals and a suspiciously obvious hole in the top! Could this unlock the mystery of the Homsar Reservation? And do I give enough of a crap to find out?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A weird rock with popsicley crystals and a suspiciously obvious hole in the top!

====Glowsticks → Mysterious Pylon====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, if that thing got any glowier, it'd be visible from the moon. Which reminds me: ''{looks up}'' Hey, Astronauts! Where's my ice cream?!?
====Pretendix → Mysterious Pylon====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, man. Seems like a waste of a perfectly good pretendix.

====First Homsartifact → Mysterious Pylon====
:''{Strong Bad dumps a Homsartifact into the pylon; the screen flashes for a moment, accompanied by a brief rumble.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. That made me feel a little... vibratious. I gotta do that again!

====All Homsartifacts → Mysterious Pylon====
:''{A white light shines from out of the top of the Pylon. The energy from it causes Strong Bad to levitate.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I understand everything now! It's all so simple!
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's point of view.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Twas the pride of the peaches!
:''{Cut back to standard view. Strong Bad stops levitating.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. That was vibracious AND floatacious!

===Cave Painting (Mammoth Hunt)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmmm, by deciphering these crude cave paintings and hieroglyphics, I believe I have unlocked the secret of the ancients: ''{turns around to face the camera}'' They were all dumb craps that couldn't draw a Sabretoothus Rex to save their leopard hide-wearing hides. ''{turns around and starts drawing on the wall with a pencil}'' A-let me show them how it's done...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' More Stone-Age action! ''{draws on the wall}''
:''{Cue the Cave Girl Squad mini-game.''}
====Glowstick → Cave Painting (Mammoth Hunt)====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm savin' the glow-in-the-dark Teen Girl Squad for Issue 50.
===Cave Entrance===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These rocks are blocking the way. Maybe Homsar knows how to get through.
===Cave Painting (The Stick, Mailbox & Cinder Block)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like Homsar's written language is every bit as easy to understand as the spoken one.
====Metal Detector → Cave Painting====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a card}'' A papyrus scroll with an evil leprechaun on it! That gives me a great idea for... oh wait, that's supposed to be an alien? Oh well, I guess that'll work for Teen Girl Squad too.

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020

2020-02-02T02:17:08Z

Religious Corn: achgh - not "fully" body

{{tweets-box}}__NOTOC__
This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2020.

{{post|February|top
|id=1223721239170179073
|text=Carve that guy onto a stave church at once!
|pic=Nophoto.PNG
|reply=[[twitter:MADCOWofGENESIS|@MADCOWofGENESIS]], who posted a Norse- and Celtic-inspired drawing of Trogdor.
|date=1 Feb 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223690670478708736
|text=psst! friendlyware!
|reply=[[twitter:file_id_dot_diz|@file_id_dot_diz]], who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet saying he recognized the game with the ship on the package but couldn't remember its name.
|date=1 Feb 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223630224874725376
|text=Trust me, you did not want to see the dark places that series quickly descended to. There are still three active civil suits from their ‘Night Driver’ episode alone!
|reply=[[twitter:lanooski|@lanooski]], replying to the previous Tweet noting it was derivative of the [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition|Weekly Waggle]] but still cool.
|date=1 Feb 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223489323871490049
|text=Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?
|pic=Nophoto.PNG
|video transcript=
''{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When I check my e-mail,

''{Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —there are some old games.

''{Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I'm gonna play them for you.

''{The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.}''

''{Gameplay footage of various vintage games the transcript writer cannot immediately identify begin to play. The first shows a man in a metal room. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hello there... wh- NO!!! Wow, that's- that's not what I wanted to happen!

''{The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, it's Baby Strong Sad taking a nap. ''{imitates snoring sounds}''

''{Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Turning this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there.

''{Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, imitating Dangeresque}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa...

''{The game switches to a carnival game where the player confronts a giant bee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You want some cotton candy, bee? ''{The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely}'' Nope, you want to kill me still.

''{The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin—

''{The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —into mushrooms.

''{The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing!

''{The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Full-body hoodie... ''{chuckles}'' This is some accurate physics!

''{The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captian? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)".

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Enter your name and then ''STRIKE'' the Enter Key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice!

''{The game now shoes a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What? That is an orange slice, and it's shooting out some... oil... slicks.

''{The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There's like a real-life old man staring right at me!

''{The game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what?

''{The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why you drowned? I dunno!

''{Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.}''

|date=01 Feb 2020
}}

{{post|January|
|id=1223418758624137216
|text=Gary the Legend! You won’t deceive of my mercy & my perseverinch the next time we step into the squared circle! I have the guts & the denomination it takes to rip that Sizzleweight belt outta your imaginary hands & stand at the top of that sacred pile in the sky! ROLL THE VTR!!
|reply=[[twitter:AaronWrotkowski|@AaronWrotkowski]], who posted in a thread starting with the previously linked Strong Bad mask, asking for dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled ranting and raving.
|date=31 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223413561562673153
|text=Don’t get me wrong, this mask is preygrey. But I wanna know about this can of The Cheat spray you got back there! Does it smell like Cheatmusk? Or is it like The Cheat repellant? Filla me in!!
|pic=Nophoto.PNG
|link=[[Twitter:IAmKateNyx|@IAmKateNyx]], who posted a picture of a shiny Strong Bad mask.
|date=31 Jan 2020
}}

{{post|
|id=1219062516548063232
|text=This new game from [[twitter:ColinMcInerror|@ColinMcInerror]] and his pals [[twitter:TBBGCO|@TBBGCO]] is like if the Videlectrix classics "Pigs on Head" and "Population: Tire" fell into a vat of radioactive nautical goo and emerged as one delicious bouncy mutant! App: [https://apple.co/3aoRljX apple.co/3aoRljX] Goog: [https://bit.ly/2G4V0pl bit.ly/2G4V0pl]
|pic=TwitterAllHamsOnDeck.jpg
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Videlectrix]] titles [[Pigs On Head]] and [[Population: Tire]].
|date=19 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1217970896322859009
|text="Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?" (via [[youtube:22ZLiDF_pTE|youtu.be/22ZLiDF_pTE]])
|pic=TwitterCheatachu.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:JAD77|@JAD77]], who reposted [[twitter:alissamarie|@alissamarie]]'s Tweet speculating on a connection between [[Pikachu]] and [[The Cheat]].
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad links to the [[YouTube]] version of [[The Cheat Theme Song]].
|date=16 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1217969138708238336
|text=Both members of team undabite look like that stealthy trench coat criminal. This is from a 2014 toon.
|pic=TwitterNeighborhoodWatch.jpg
|reply=[https://twitter.com/_gabei @_gabei], who thought that a neighborhood watch sign resembled [[Homsar]].
|fun facts=
*The screenshot is from [[Halloween Safety]], in which Homestar Runner dresses as a neighborhood watch sign.
|date=16 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1217192067010613248
|text=Higher-res pic of an old sketchbook drawing. I hate these two people but everything is better with horns! (paid for by the horns council)
|pic=TwitterHomestarzigoats.jpg
|fun facts=
*This sketch was originally posted on [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-07|7 August 2009]] with the caption "homestarzigoats".
|date=14 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216893450538360833
|text=I love it! It's like Trogdor as little league mascot!
|reply=[[twitter:EsmeSqueaks|@EsmeSqueaks]], who shared her cartoony fan art of Trogdor.
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216826218366087168
|text=It's so sad when he starts burninanting in the wrong direction during Fiery Rage. I try to steer him like a bowling ball while I watch Strong Sad move Trogdor. Then I throw a bowling ball at Strong Sad.
|reply=[[twitter:1010Greg|@1010Greg]], whose game of [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]], played with a [[Meeple Character Variations#Dagron|"Dagron" meeple]], ended in narrow defeat after Trogdor's Fiery Rage.
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216825132003549184
|text=I dunno. You know what happens to distant birds when I'm involved.
|pic=TwitterDistantBirds.gif
|reply=[[twitter:seanhecking|@seanhecking]], who concluded that the countryside building was a silo because there were no seagulls in the distance.
|fun facts=
*[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|Birds in Teen Girl Squad]] have an extensive history of abuse at the hands of Strong Bad. The GIF is from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216817152369528834
|text=I've always wondered, you think the cap'n is supposed to be in that sailboat? Or is he trying to steer the lighthouse away from Mr. Constabulate V's over there?
|reply=his previous reply about the Gorton's fisherman.
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216816807132180480
|text=WATCH OUT GORTON'S FISHERMAN!
|pic=TwitterTrogday08Sketches.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:Paunchberry|@Paunchberry]], who posted a screenshot from [[Trogday 08]], speculating that the lighthouse/silo is where [[The S is for Sucks Dragon]] hangs out.
|fun facts=
*The Gorton's fisherman, whom [[The King of Town]] dressed up as in [[Happy Hallow-day]], is the mascot of [[wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|Gorton's of Gloucester]].
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216788851286519810
|text=Did someone say 'crazy learner's permit?!'
|pic=TwitterCrazyLearnersPermit.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:AdamStBear|@AdamStBear]], who commented that it was crazy that Trogdor was now old enough for a learner's permit.
|fun facts=
*The screenshot is of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216787527790747649
|text=I feel like Trogdor's gotten plenty of glory in the last couple years so on this [[twitter:hashtag/trogday|#trogday]], let us celebrate 17 years of... the countryside. May we one day find out if that is a lighthouse or a silo in the distance.
|pic=TwitterCountryside.jpg
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216522005287251975
|text=I dunno if this is real or temporary but I highly approve! I'ma get a kozmo dot com tattoo to celebrate in the same manner!
|link=[[twitter:hazeyhound|@hazeyhound]]'s picture of a new Strong Bad tattoo.
|date=12 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216186585630330881
|text=Alas, I gots none.
|reply=[[twitter:TheDashingAdnan|@TheDashingAdnan]], who was interested in a port of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] to modern consoles if Strong Bad had influence on the project.
|date=11 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216110079344369665
|text=You win!! Plans for geodesic domes! Freehand drawings of Lon Cheney! (don't tell Strong Sad I like that song though. I usually refer to that band as The Mounded Bloats)
|reply=[[twitter:stillmoms|@stillmoms]], who replied to the previous Tweet saying that "we can always use more makeup".
|fun facts=
*@stillmoms and Strong Bad are referring to lyrics from the song "Letter from Belgium" by American band [[wikipedia:the Mountain Goats|the Mountain Goats]].
|date=11 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216054296548081667
|text=Found the original brainstorm page for naming SBCG4AP. I will always regret not naming the game "SB: Creams & Powders."
|pic=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm1.jpg
|pic2=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm2.jpg
|pic3=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm3.jpg
|pic4=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm4.jpg
|image transcript=
<blockquote>
<table>
<autocolumn cols="2">
KittenQuest, i mean, 
Strong Bad Coolgame 
Strong Bads 9.5 
on IGN.com or else 
Supa Challenge 
- Strong Badventure 
- Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People 
- Strong Bad Supa Challenge '98 
- Strong Bad Saga: SB 
- Strong Bad Total Questfest
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
Strong Bad's Crapfest, Jerks! 
:::Crapfest for Jerks! 
Strong Bad Talkwalker    Zebacke's 
Strong Bad: Sudoku Puzzmaster 
Strong Bad Stylefest    FontQuest 
:::Styletype 
:::Stylequest 
:::Styleventure 
:::Totaltronic 
<s>Challenge of the Strong Bad</s>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
Strong Badfest 
Strong Bad is Still Awesome 
Strong Bad Totalfest '98 
:::Questfest    Questache 
Seriously Strong Bad    Zubaaas 
Strong Badworldlandia 
:::CG4AP
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
SB: <big>"Creams &</big> 
<big>Powders"</big>
</blockquote>
|fun facts=*Visible on the page is the highly stylized drawing of Strong Bad from [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-03-13|the March 13, 2008 edition]] of the [[Sketchbook]].
|date=11 Jan 2020
}}

{{post|
|id=1212492644720553985
|text=Bubs is celebrating the only way he knows how.
|pic=TwitterBubs2020.jpg
|image transcript=
<div align="center" style="width:25%; border:4px solid #343434">
'''THANK YOU INTERNET''' 
'''FOR 20 GREAT YEAR5!'''
</div> 
<div align="center" style="color:#AC0000; width:25%; border:1px solid #9E9E9E">
'''ADD AN''' 
'''ADDITIONAL''' 
'''$20 TO ALL''' 
'''PURCHASES!'''
</div>
|date=1 Jan 2020
|fun facts=*2020 marks the 20th anniversary of [[homestarrunner.com]].
}}
|}

[[Category:Twitter]][[Category:Regular Updates]]

@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020

2020-02-02T02:15:37Z

Religious Corn: full body hoodie

{{tweets-box}}__NOTOC__
This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2020.

{{post|February|top
|id=1223721239170179073
|text=Carve that guy onto a stave church at once!
|pic=Nophoto.PNG
|reply=[[twitter:MADCOWofGENESIS|@MADCOWofGENESIS]], who posted a Norse- and Celtic-inspired drawing of Trogdor.
|date=1 Feb 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223690670478708736
|text=psst! friendlyware!
|reply=[[twitter:file_id_dot_diz|@file_id_dot_diz]], who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet saying he recognized the game with the ship on the package but couldn't remember its name.
|date=1 Feb 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223630224874725376
|text=Trust me, you did not want to see the dark places that series quickly descended to. There are still three active civil suits from their ‘Night Driver’ episode alone!
|reply=[[twitter:lanooski|@lanooski]], replying to the previous Tweet noting it was derivative of the [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition|Weekly Waggle]] but still cool.
|date=1 Feb 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223489323871490049
|text=Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?
|pic=Nophoto.PNG
|video transcript=
''{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When I check my e-mail,

''{Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —there are some old games.

''{Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I'm gonna play them for you.

''{The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.}''

''{Gameplay footage of various vintage games the transcript writer cannot immediately identify begin to play. The first shows a man in a metal room. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hello there... wh- NO!!! Wow, that's- that's not what I wanted to happen!

''{The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, it's Baby Strong Sad taking a nap. ''{imitates snoring sounds}''

''{Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Turning this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there.

''{Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, imitating Dangeresque}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa...

''{The game switches to a carnival game where the player confronts a giant bee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You want some cotton candy, bee? ''{The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely}'' Nope, you want to kill me still.

''{The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin—

''{The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —into mushrooms.

''{The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing!

''{The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Fully-body hoodie... ''{chuckles}'' This is some accurate physics!

''{The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captian? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)".

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Enter your name and then ''STRIKE'' the Enter Key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice!

''{The game now shoes a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What? That is an orange slice, and it's shooting out some... oil... slicks.

''{The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There's like a real-life old man staring right at me!

''{The game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what?

''{The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why you drowned? I dunno!

''{Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.}''

|date=01 Feb 2020
}}

{{post|January|
|id=1223418758624137216
|text=Gary the Legend! You won’t deceive of my mercy & my perseverinch the next time we step into the squared circle! I have the guts & the denomination it takes to rip that Sizzleweight belt outta your imaginary hands & stand at the top of that sacred pile in the sky! ROLL THE VTR!!
|reply=[[twitter:AaronWrotkowski|@AaronWrotkowski]], who posted in a thread starting with the previously linked Strong Bad mask, asking for dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled ranting and raving.
|date=31 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1223413561562673153
|text=Don’t get me wrong, this mask is preygrey. But I wanna know about this can of The Cheat spray you got back there! Does it smell like Cheatmusk? Or is it like The Cheat repellant? Filla me in!!
|pic=Nophoto.PNG
|link=[[Twitter:IAmKateNyx|@IAmKateNyx]], who posted a picture of a shiny Strong Bad mask.
|date=31 Jan 2020
}}

{{post|
|id=1219062516548063232
|text=This new game from [[twitter:ColinMcInerror|@ColinMcInerror]] and his pals [[twitter:TBBGCO|@TBBGCO]] is like if the Videlectrix classics "Pigs on Head" and "Population: Tire" fell into a vat of radioactive nautical goo and emerged as one delicious bouncy mutant! App: [https://apple.co/3aoRljX apple.co/3aoRljX] Goog: [https://bit.ly/2G4V0pl bit.ly/2G4V0pl]
|pic=TwitterAllHamsOnDeck.jpg
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Videlectrix]] titles [[Pigs On Head]] and [[Population: Tire]].
|date=19 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1217970896322859009
|text="Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?" (via [[youtube:22ZLiDF_pTE|youtu.be/22ZLiDF_pTE]])
|pic=TwitterCheatachu.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:JAD77|@JAD77]], who reposted [[twitter:alissamarie|@alissamarie]]'s Tweet speculating on a connection between [[Pikachu]] and [[The Cheat]].
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad links to the [[YouTube]] version of [[The Cheat Theme Song]].
|date=16 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1217969138708238336
|text=Both members of team undabite look like that stealthy trench coat criminal. This is from a 2014 toon.
|pic=TwitterNeighborhoodWatch.jpg
|reply=[https://twitter.com/_gabei @_gabei], who thought that a neighborhood watch sign resembled [[Homsar]].
|fun facts=
*The screenshot is from [[Halloween Safety]], in which Homestar Runner dresses as a neighborhood watch sign.
|date=16 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1217192067010613248
|text=Higher-res pic of an old sketchbook drawing. I hate these two people but everything is better with horns! (paid for by the horns council)
|pic=TwitterHomestarzigoats.jpg
|fun facts=
*This sketch was originally posted on [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-07|7 August 2009]] with the caption "homestarzigoats".
|date=14 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216893450538360833
|text=I love it! It's like Trogdor as little league mascot!
|reply=[[twitter:EsmeSqueaks|@EsmeSqueaks]], who shared her cartoony fan art of Trogdor.
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216826218366087168
|text=It's so sad when he starts burninanting in the wrong direction during Fiery Rage. I try to steer him like a bowling ball while I watch Strong Sad move Trogdor. Then I throw a bowling ball at Strong Sad.
|reply=[[twitter:1010Greg|@1010Greg]], whose game of [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]], played with a [[Meeple Character Variations#Dagron|"Dagron" meeple]], ended in narrow defeat after Trogdor's Fiery Rage.
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216825132003549184
|text=I dunno. You know what happens to distant birds when I'm involved.
|pic=TwitterDistantBirds.gif
|reply=[[twitter:seanhecking|@seanhecking]], who concluded that the countryside building was a silo because there were no seagulls in the distance.
|fun facts=
*[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|Birds in Teen Girl Squad]] have an extensive history of abuse at the hands of Strong Bad. The GIF is from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216817152369528834
|text=I've always wondered, you think the cap'n is supposed to be in that sailboat? Or is he trying to steer the lighthouse away from Mr. Constabulate V's over there?
|reply=his previous reply about the Gorton's fisherman.
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216816807132180480
|text=WATCH OUT GORTON'S FISHERMAN!
|pic=TwitterTrogday08Sketches.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:Paunchberry|@Paunchberry]], who posted a screenshot from [[Trogday 08]], speculating that the lighthouse/silo is where [[The S is for Sucks Dragon]] hangs out.
|fun facts=
*The Gorton's fisherman, whom [[The King of Town]] dressed up as in [[Happy Hallow-day]], is the mascot of [[wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|Gorton's of Gloucester]].
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216788851286519810
|text=Did someone say 'crazy learner's permit?!'
|pic=TwitterCrazyLearnersPermit.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:AdamStBear|@AdamStBear]], who commented that it was crazy that Trogdor was now old enough for a learner's permit.
|fun facts=
*The screenshot is of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216787527790747649
|text=I feel like Trogdor's gotten plenty of glory in the last couple years so on this [[twitter:hashtag/trogday|#trogday]], let us celebrate 17 years of... the countryside. May we one day find out if that is a lighthouse or a silo in the distance.
|pic=TwitterCountryside.jpg
|date=13 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216522005287251975
|text=I dunno if this is real or temporary but I highly approve! I'ma get a kozmo dot com tattoo to celebrate in the same manner!
|link=[[twitter:hazeyhound|@hazeyhound]]'s picture of a new Strong Bad tattoo.
|date=12 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216186585630330881
|text=Alas, I gots none.
|reply=[[twitter:TheDashingAdnan|@TheDashingAdnan]], who was interested in a port of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] to modern consoles if Strong Bad had influence on the project.
|date=11 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216110079344369665
|text=You win!! Plans for geodesic domes! Freehand drawings of Lon Cheney! (don't tell Strong Sad I like that song though. I usually refer to that band as The Mounded Bloats)
|reply=[[twitter:stillmoms|@stillmoms]], who replied to the previous Tweet saying that "we can always use more makeup".
|fun facts=
*@stillmoms and Strong Bad are referring to lyrics from the song "Letter from Belgium" by American band [[wikipedia:the Mountain Goats|the Mountain Goats]].
|date=11 Jan 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1216054296548081667
|text=Found the original brainstorm page for naming SBCG4AP. I will always regret not naming the game "SB: Creams & Powders."
|pic=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm1.jpg
|pic2=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm2.jpg
|pic3=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm3.jpg
|pic4=TwitterSBCG4APBrainstorm4.jpg
|image transcript=
<blockquote>
<table>
<autocolumn cols="2">
KittenQuest, i mean, 
Strong Bad Coolgame 
Strong Bads 9.5 
on IGN.com or else 
Supa Challenge 
- Strong Badventure 
- Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People 
- Strong Bad Supa Challenge '98 
- Strong Bad Saga: SB 
- Strong Bad Total Questfest
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
Strong Bad's Crapfest, Jerks! 
:::Crapfest for Jerks! 
Strong Bad Talkwalker    Zebacke's 
Strong Bad: Sudoku Puzzmaster 
Strong Bad Stylefest    FontQuest 
:::Styletype 
:::Stylequest 
:::Styleventure 
:::Totaltronic 
<s>Challenge of the Strong Bad</s>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
Strong Badfest 
Strong Bad is Still Awesome 
Strong Bad Totalfest '98 
:::Questfest    Questache 
Seriously Strong Bad    Zubaaas 
Strong Badworldlandia 
:::CG4AP
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
SB: <big>"Creams &</big> 
<big>Powders"</big>
</blockquote>
|fun facts=*Visible on the page is the highly stylized drawing of Strong Bad from [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-03-13|the March 13, 2008 edition]] of the [[Sketchbook]].
|date=11 Jan 2020
}}

{{post|
|id=1212492644720553985
|text=Bubs is celebrating the only way he knows how.
|pic=TwitterBubs2020.jpg
|image transcript=
<div align="center" style="width:25%; border:4px solid #343434">
'''THANK YOU INTERNET''' 
'''FOR 20 GREAT YEAR5!'''
</div> 
<div align="center" style="color:#AC0000; width:25%; border:1px solid #9E9E9E">
'''ADD AN''' 
'''ADDITIONAL''' 
'''$20 TO ALL''' 
'''PURCHASES!'''
</div>
|date=1 Jan 2020
|fun facts=*2020 marks the 20th anniversary of [[homestarrunner.com]].
}}
|}

[[Category:Twitter]][[Category:Regular Updates]]

Subtitles:fanstumes18/en

2019-01-24T04:31:45Z

Religious Corn: whoops, forgot to remove

{{subtitles|Fan Costumes 2018}}
<pre>
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<line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
<line start="31" end="38" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
<line start="39" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="49" end="110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Hey, you forgot that bite chunk out of Marshie's head! That can't be good.</line>
<line start="111" end="169" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</line>
<line start="170" end="179"><marshie>If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</marshie><sfx>poomp</sfx></line>
<line start="180" end="193" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</line>
<line start="194" end="239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Please don't ever say "poomp back" ever again.</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="251" end="319" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Aw, this poor sap looks like he was forced to dress up as Mustache Homestar against his will.</line>
<line start="320" end="399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Are they in the room now? Blink twice if you are under duress, and I'll call for help.</line>
<line start="400" end="429" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</line>
<line start="430" end="449"><homestar voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</homestar><homestar>hustle for sports!</homestar></line>
<line start="450" end="457" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Ah! Duress!</line>
<line start="458" end="467" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="468" end="520"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad>a</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="521" end="531"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="532" end="563"><strongbad>a</strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="564" end="617"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="618" end="711"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ah, that's the way that we dress up as Homsar for the Halloween holidays!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="712" end="722" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="723" end="752" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, nice truck-head Homestar costume!</line>
<line start="753" end="794"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! Built chassis tough!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="795" end="816"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! Built chassis tough!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="817" end="904"><strongbad voiceover="true">Four over twice posi-taft intakes. So you can drive around all the lumber that a dirt road could need.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="905" end="940"><strongbad voiceover="true">2018 Truckhead Homestar!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="941" end="982"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? Or... fish?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="983" end="1003"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? Or... fish?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1004" end="1028" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1029" end="1039" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1040" end="1092" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Okay, this is a great Coach Z costume, but I'm warning you, parents.</line>
<line start="1093" end="1151" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I hope you never run for public office, 'cause this picture will come back to haunt you.</line>
<line start="1152" end="1203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And today, city councilperson Jorgley Morglin was forced to step down</line>
<line start="1204" end="1293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">when a photograph surfaced from 2018 showing that they willingly placed their child in a Coach Z costume.</line>
<line start="1294" end="1348"><strongbad voiceover="true">You're listening to snooty jerkwad-supported public radio.</strongbad><sfx>radio news jingle</sfx></line>
<line start="1349" end="1359" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1360" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Gah! You inhuman monster! You skinned The Cheat so you could wear his cheat-pelt!</line>
<line start="1431" end="1450" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1451" end="1467" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">What do you mean, you molt?</line>
<line start="1468" end="1510"><thecheat voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad voiceover="true">You're molting right now? Turn the lights on.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1511" end="1517"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1518" end="1563"><strongbad voiceover="true">Wah! That is so much worse than if you were actually skinned alive!</strongbad><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1564" end="1570"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1571" end="1581" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1582" end="1613" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys.</line>
<line start="1614" end="1655" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">In addition to not finding an appropriate wig for this costume...</line>
<line start="1656" end="1697" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid our VHS copy of Hook has finally given out,</line>
<line start="1698" end="1728" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">and we won't be able to watch it on the tour bus.</line>
<line start="1729" end="1777" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid it's nothing but Twister from Pantsburg to Broiter Grove.</line>
<line start="1778" end="1848" speaker="larry" voiceover="true">I refuse to watch it! It's a black mark on Cary Elwes's career!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1859" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1860" end="1894"><strongbad voiceover="true">All together now!</strongbad><coachz>a</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1895" end="1943"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><coachz voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1944" end="1992"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><coachz voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1993" end="2003" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2004" end="2056"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ugh, between the creepy lighting and the low megapixel count,</strongbad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="2057" end="2103"><strongbad voiceover="true">some of these look more like... crime scene photos.</strongbad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="2104" end="2114" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2115" end="2137"><strongbad voiceover="true">There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2138" end="2148"><strongbad voiceover="true">There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2149" end="2188"><strongbad voiceover="true">when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual witty retort.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2189" end="2205"><strongbad voiceover="true">when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual witty retort.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2206" end="2224"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is one of those times.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2225" end="2230"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is one of those times.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2231" end="2234"><strongbad voiceover="true">And these are those costumes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2235" end="2256"><strongbad voiceover="true">And these are those costumes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2257" end="2267"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2268" end="2288"><strongbad voiceover="true">This one is a costume.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2289" end="2299"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2300" end="2319"><strongbad voiceover="true">And this as well.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2320" end="2330"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2331" end="2353"><strongbad voiceover="true">Good effort here.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2354" end="2364"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2365" end="2395"><strongbad voiceover="true">An obscure reference.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2396" end="2406"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2407" end="2428"><strongbad voiceover="true">Deepest cut.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2429" end="2439"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2440" end="2487"><strongbad voiceover="true">There are certain... vagueries I enjoy about this one.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2488" end="2498" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2499" end="2529" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, look at all this!</line>
<line start="2530" end="2543" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line>
<line start="2544" end="2562" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line>
<line start="2563" end="2600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line>
<line start="2601" end="2620" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The space myoot-ant?! The some aluminum foil?!</line>
<line start="2621" end="2643" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The space myoot-ant?! The some aluminum foil?!</line>
<line start="2644" end="2705" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">This is no costume! You guys started your own sbemail reenactment society!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2734" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="true">(sheepishly) Which is something I've never done!</line>
<line start="2735" end="2798" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Sometimes I feel a little guilty, thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things</line>
<line start="2799" end="2842" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based.</line>
<line start="2843" end="2853" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2853" end="2869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh wait... never mind.</line>
<line start="2870" end="2883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh wait... never mind.</line>
<line start="2884" end="2895" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:fanstumes18/en

2019-01-24T04:31:30Z

Religious Corn: tah dah

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{{subtitles|Fan Costumes 2018}}
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<line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
<line start="31" end="38" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
<line start="39" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="49" end="110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Hey, you forgot that bite chunk out of Marshie's head! That can't be good.</line>
<line start="111" end="169" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</line>
<line start="170" end="179"><marshie>If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</marshie><sfx>poomp</sfx></line>
<line start="180" end="193" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</line>
<line start="194" end="239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Please don't ever say "poomp back" ever again.</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="251" end="319" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Aw, this poor sap looks like he was forced to dress up as Mustache Homestar against his will.</line>
<line start="320" end="399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Are they in the room now? Blink twice if you are under duress, and I'll call for help.</line>
<line start="400" end="429" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</line>
<line start="430" end="449"><homestar voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</homestar><homestar>hustle for sports!</homestar></line>
<line start="450" end="457" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Ah! Duress!</line>
<line start="458" end="467" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="468" end="520"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad>a</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="521" end="531"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="532" end="563"><strongbad>a</strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="564" end="617"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="618" end="711"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ah, that's the way that we dress up as Homsar for the Halloween holidays!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="712" end="722" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="723" end="752" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, nice truck-head Homestar costume!</line>
<line start="753" end="794"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! Built chassis tough!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="795" end="816"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! Built chassis tough!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="817" end="904"><strongbad voiceover="true">Four over twice posi-taft intakes. So you can drive around all the lumber that a dirt road could need.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="905" end="940"><strongbad voiceover="true">2018 Truckhead Homestar!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="941" end="982"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? Or... fish?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="983" end="1003"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? Or... fish?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1004" end="1028" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1029" end="1039" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1040" end="1092" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Okay, this is a great Coach Z costume, but I'm warning you, parents.</line>
<line start="1093" end="1151" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I hope you never run for public office, 'cause this picture will come back to haunt you.</line>
<line start="1152" end="1203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And today, city councilperson Jorgley Morglin was forced to step down</line>
<line start="1204" end="1293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">when a photograph surfaced from 2018 showing that they willingly placed their child in a Coach Z costume.</line>
<line start="1294" end="1348"><strongbad voiceover="true">You're listening to snooty jerkwad-supported public radio.</strongbad><sfx>radio news jingle</sfx></line>
<line start="1349" end="1359" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1360" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Gah! You inhuman monster! You skinned The Cheat so you could wear his cheat-pelt!</line>
<line start="1431" end="1450" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1451" end="1467" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">What do you mean, you molt?</line>
<line start="1468" end="1510"><thecheat voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad voiceover="true">You're molting right now? Turn the lights on.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1511" end="1517"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1518" end="1563"><strongbad voiceover="true">Wah! That is so much worse than if you were actually skinned alive!</strongbad><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1564" end="1570"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1571" end="1581" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1582" end="1613" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys.</line>
<line start="1614" end="1655" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">In addition to not finding an appropriate wig for this costume...</line>
<line start="1656" end="1697" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid our VHS copy of Hook has finally given out,</line>
<line start="1698" end="1728" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">and we won't be able to watch it on the tour bus.</line>
<line start="1729" end="1777" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid it's nothing but Twister from Pantsburg to Broiter Grove.</line>
<line start="1778" end="1848" speaker="larry" voiceover="true">I refuse to watch it! It's a black mark on Cary Elwes's career!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1859" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1860" end="1894"><strongbad voiceover="true">All together now!</strongbad><coachz>a</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1895" end="1943"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><coachz voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1944" end="1992"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><coachz voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1993" end="2003" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2004" end="2056"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ugh, between the creepy lighting and the low megapixel count,</strongbad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="2057" end="2103"><strongbad voiceover="true">some of these look more like... crime scene photos.</strongbad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="2104" end="2114" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2115" end="2137"><strongbad voiceover="true">There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2138" end="2148"><strongbad voiceover="true">There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2149" end="2188"><strongbad voiceover="true">when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual witty retort.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2189" end="2205"><strongbad voiceover="true">when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual witty retort.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2206" end="2224"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is one of those times.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2225" end="2230"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is one of those times.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2231" end="2234"><strongbad voiceover="true">And these are those costumes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2235" end="2256"><strongbad voiceover="true">And these are those costumes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2257" end="2267"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2268" end="2288"><strongbad voiceover="true">This one is a costume.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2289" end="2299"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2300" end="2319"><strongbad voiceover="true">And this as well.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2320" end="2330"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2331" end="2353"><strongbad voiceover="true">Good effort here.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2354" end="2364"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2365" end="2395"><strongbad voiceover="true">An obscure reference.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2396" end="2406"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2407" end="2428"><strongbad voiceover="true">Deepest cut.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2429" end="2439"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2440" end="2487"><strongbad voiceover="true">There are certain... vagueries I enjoy about this one.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2488" end="2498" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2499" end="2529" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, look at all this!</line>
<line start="2530" end="2543" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line>
<line start="2544" end="2562" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line>
<line start="2563" end="2600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line>
<line start="2601" end="2620" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The space myoot-ant?! The some aluminum foil?!</line>
<line start="2621" end="2643" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The space myoot-ant?! The some aluminum foil?!</line>
<line start="2644" end="2705" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">This is no costume! You guys started your own sbemail reenactment society!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2734" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="true">(sheepishly) Which is something I've never done!</line>
<line start="2735" end="2798" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Sometimes I feel a little guilty, thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things</line>
<line start="2799" end="2842" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based.</line>
<line start="2843" end="2853" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2853" end="2869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh wait... never mind.</line>
<line start="2870" end="2883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh wait... never mind.</line>
<line start="2884" end="2895" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:fanstumes18/en

2019-01-24T03:51:41Z

Religious Corn: update, still working

Subtitles:fanstumes18/en

2019-01-24T03:23:13Z

Religious Corn: No one else is, so...

The Poopsmith Evolution

2019-01-19T23:42:00Z

Religious Corn: flipped image

This page tracks the evolution of [[The Poopsmith]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:oldpoopsmith.png|150px]] || First Poopsmith || 2000 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]|| N/A
|-
| [[Image:firstpoopsmith.png|150px]] || Second Poopsmith || 2000 || [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town (Old version)]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo) || He has a thicker outline and slightly thicker hair, the [[whatsit]] on his gloves is now brown instead of green, his lip doesn't stick out as much, and he has less shading. His eyes are bigger.
|-
| <center>[[Image:jjcpoopsmith.png|100px]]</center> || Third Poopsmith || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] || His outlines are thinner, there is no whatsit on his feet, and the whatsit on his gloves is greener. His eyes are reversed, although this might just be due to a [[flipped image]].
|-
| [[Image:oldishpoopsmith.png|150px]] || Transitionary Poopsmith || 2000 || [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[The Luau]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || He has colored outlines, basic shading, and grey hairs. His eyes are the right way around again.
|-
| [[Image:modernpoopsmith.png|150px]] || Current Poopsmith || February 2002 || Toons from [[Where's The Cheat?]] to current; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] starting with [[your friends]] || He has darker feet and darker whatsit on his gloves. His larger eye has a gleam/light reflection, he has much more advanced shading and his outlines are thicker.
|}

[[Category:Character Evolution|Poopsmith Evolution, The]]
[[Category:The Poopsmith]]

Bubs Evolution

2019-01-19T23:40:22Z

Religious Corn: many notes - could there be new pics to reflect them?

[[Bubs]] hasn't changed that much. His evolution is mostly made up of his colors and shading getting better. The only significant change in his appearance has been on his head.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:Sketchbook Eleven.PNG|150px]] || Early Bubs Sketches (and [[Coach Z]] ones, too) || ??? || [[Sketchbook (museum)]]; ''[[flashback]]'' (top left); ''[[origins]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]''; ''[[original]]'' (bottom left); ''[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]'' (top left) || N/A
|-
| [[Image:firstbubs.png|150px]] || First Bubs || 1999 || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:oldbubs.png|150px]] || Second Bubs || 2000 || [[Old Characters Page]]; [[Character Cards]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo) || He's less sketchy, and has a blue pupil in his bigger eye.
|-
| [[Image:buhubs.png|150px]] || Third Bubs || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; [[Dancin' Bubs]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]] (silhouette) || He has darker colors, less shading, a shorter, more refined look, less pointed armtips, his head is less circular, his body is shorter and wider, and his shoulders are much more broad and no longer slope straight from his neck to his arms. His blue pupil in his bigger eye is no longer centered and his eyes are somewhat bigger. He has a thinner outline and a taller set of teeth.
|-
| [[Image:olderbubs.png|150px]] || Fourth Bubs || 2000 || [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[The Luau]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || His head is smaller and his outlines are colored and not just black.
|-
| [[Image:newestbubs.png|150px]] || Fifth Bubs || 2001 || [[Bubslegum Comics]]; [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]; [[Where's The Cheat?]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] from [[1 step ahead]] to [[slumber party]]; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]; [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; [[The System is Down]]; [[Lookin at a Thing In a Bag]]; [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]; [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]; [[Halloween Fairstival]]; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]; [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]; [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Happy Fireworks]]; [[Cool Things]]; [[A Folky Tale]]; [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]; [[Fall Float Parade]]; [[Weclome Back]]; [[No Hands On Deck!]]; [[Happy Hallow-day]]; [[Date Nite]]; [[DNA Evidence]]; [[One Two, One Two]]; [[Ever and More!]]; [[Quality Time]]; [[Jibblies 2]]; [[Toikey TV]]; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] || He has much more advanced shading and softer colors. Also, his smaller eye now has a gleam/light reflection. His voice sounds slightly more raspy. His teeth are also a little lighter and move more freely when he talks. In some toons his legs have some shading as well, and in others from [[do over]] onward his belt curves around his stomach more.
|-
| [[Image:newestBubs2.png|150px]] || Current Bubs || 2007 || Various toons from [[Happy Dethemberween]] to current; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] starting with [[nightlife]] || His arms, instead of moving on a joint, seem to have taken on a bendiness causing them, when moved, to create a curvature, each frame apparently animated individually. They also have less shading and are slightly shorter. His head has less shading, although this had been variable since [[virus]]. His belt and legs sometimes have more shading, although they still have none in several toons. His belt curves around his legs in more toons now.
|}

[[Category:Character Evolution]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Homestar Runner Evolution

2019-01-19T23:19:25Z

Religious Corn: nope actually

Of all the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], [[Homestar Runner|the titular character]] has gone through the most changes. His original name, The Homestar Runner, has been inherited by his [[The Homestar Runner|Old-Timey counterpart]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:firsthomestar.png|150px]] || This is the first "The" Homestar Runner design. || July 1996 || [[Original Book]]; [[Super NES]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]]''; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]''; ''[[Strongest Man in the World]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]''; ''[[Halloween Safety]]'' (Easter egg); ''[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]'' || N/A
|-
| [[Image:secondhomestar.png|150px]] || This is the second "The" Homestar Runner design. || June 1999 || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Second Flash]]; ''[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]'' || His eyes are now ovals and have moved to the left, his mouth is smaller, his "lip" is more pointed and it juts out further a little bit, he has thicker outlines, his star is bigger, his shirt is darker and no longer shown open at the bottom and he has some shading on his head and legs. His feet are a different shape, his hat and feet are brighter and his head is smaller.

|-
| [[Image:hr3.png|150px]] || This is the third design. By this point he is no longer referred to as "The Homestar Runner" and is now just "Homestar Runner" || November 1999 || [[HR:loading.swf|Old loading screen]]; [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Bronco Trolleys]]; [[Old Characters Page]]; [[Old Intro]]; [[She Loves Me!]]; [[Hairstyle Runner]] (head); ''[[personal favorites]]''; ''[[lady...ing]]''; ''[[Loading Screens]]'' || His shirt is a brighter color, his feet have changed shape again, his shading is in different places, his underbite doesn't jut out as much and his hat and shoes have shading. His head is rounder, and he also doesn't look "sketchy" anymore.
|-
| [[Image:oldintro2homestar.png|150px]] || This is the fourth design. || 2000 || [[Old Intro 2]]; [[Character Cards]]; [[Dancin' Bubs]]; [[The Reddest Radish]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo) || His star is smaller, his outline is thinner, his design is more realistic, and his eyes changed to the current shape. He's lost his shading, his shirt is darker and his legs are longer, closer together and a different shape. His eyes now have a little glare in them and are more clearly defined. He is slightly taller.
|-
| [[Image:jjhomestar.png|150px]] || This is the fifth design || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; ''[[virus]]''; ''[[Main Page 22]]''; ''[[No Hands On Deck!]]''; ''[[Sbemailiarized]]''; ''[[Hremail 7]]'' || His shading is back, his hat, shirt and shoes are darker, his star is bigger and more pointed, his head is less squat, his eyes are closer together, and he has a thinner outline.
|-
| [[Image:hr4.png|150px]] || This is the sixth design || May 2000 || [[Theme Song Video]]; [[The Luau]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 9|9]] and [[Main Page 12|12]]; [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical trailer]]; [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene 2]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Runner Screensaver]]; [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] || His outlines are colored instead of just plain black, his colors are brighter, the shading on his legs has changed, and his eyes now periodically flip depending on the direction he is looking. The Brothers Chaps call this design the "Fat Homestar". The back view of this design is sometimes used in toons that use the eighth design, such as [[japanese cartoon]] (Easter Egg), [[A Jorb Well Done]] and [[Malloween Commercial]].
|-
| [[Image:hr4x.png|150px]]
|| This is the seventh design || February 2001 || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]; [[Sing Along]]; [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]; [[halloweener]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[The Interview]]; [[Intro]]; [[Intro 2]] || He's taller, his head and torso are less broad, his shirt is brighter, his standing position has changed, he has much lighter outlines, his propeller is bigger, and his underbite is not as curved and juts out further. Occasionally his shirt is more magenta than red, as noted in many of the commentaries in [[Everything Else Vol. 1]]. Sometimes, the shirt design was fused with the eighth design.
|-
| [[Image:NewestHomestar.png|150px]]
|| This is the eighth design || May 2001 || All [[Main Pages]] except [[Main Page 9|9]], [[Main Page 10|10]], [[Main Page 12|12]], [[Main Page 13|13]], [[Main Page 15|15]], [[Main Page 17|17]], [[Main Page 20|20]], [[Main Page 21|21]], [[Main Page 25|25]], and [[Main Page 26|26]]; toons from [[A Jorb Well Done]] to [[I Killed Pom Pom]]; [[First Time Here?]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] starting with [[the bird]]; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Marzipan Answering Machine Versions 9.2]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|13.2]], and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|14.2]] || His outline is thicker and darker, and the star on his shirt is more angular and less puffy. His mouth has gone back slightly and is more level. His head is stationary when he talks. His eyes are slightly higher. His shirt has more shading and his legs have less. His legs seem shorter and a slightly different shape, and his shirt is darker. Also, his feet are smaller. His voice is somewhat lower. Starting with [[Coach Z's 110%]], Homestar got a new mouth position for when closing his mouth. Sometimes, this design is slightly different, e.g., in [[time capsule]], [[dreamail]] and [[modeling]] his eyes are closer together, in [[Main Pages]] before [[Main Page 15|15]] and in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], his head outline is shaped like the previous version, and in one scene of [[A Jorb Well Done]], his legs are an older design but the rest of his body is the current one.
|-
| [[Image:NewerestHomestar.png|150px]]
|| This is the current design || April 2015 || All toons and emails beginning with [[sbemail206]] || Homestar's feet are larger, his legs are slightly longer, all of his shading is lighter, with some shading in the brim of his hat, and his outlines are slightly thinner. His mouth is now bent into a very subtle frown. Starting with [[too cool]], he has gained a new facial expression indicating curiosity or confusion.
|}

[[Category:Character Evolution]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner]]

Coach Z Evolution

2019-01-19T23:07:04Z

Religious Corn: wrong toon

This page tracks the evolution of [[Coach Z]].

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! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
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| [[Image:Sketchbook Eleven.PNG|150px]] || Early Coach Z sketches (and [[Bubs]] ones, too) || ??? || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || N/A
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| [[Image:FlashbackStyleCoachZ.png|150px]] || This is Coach "Zee"'s first design || 1999 || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]''; ''[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]'' || N/A
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| [[Image:OCPcoachz.png|150px]] || Coach Z's second design || 2000 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]] || His colors have gotten lighter, he has more shading, his head is rounder, and the Z's shape and color has changed.
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| [[Image:coachz_evolution_card.png|150px]] || Coach Z's third design || 2000 || [[Character Cards]]; [[Dancin' Bubs]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo) || He has darker colors, a thinner outline, rounder eyes and his hat and medallion have changed colors.
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| [[Image:oldcoachz.png|150px]] || Coach Z's fourth design || 2000 || [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]] || His outline is colored and not just plain black, his medallion has changed color, his shading is gone, and his hat has lighter colors.
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| [[Image:coach-z.png|150px]] || Coach Z's fifth design || 2000 || Toons from [[A Holiday Greeting]] to [[Date Nite]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 11|11]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] from [[stand-up]] to [[mini-golf]] || His skin tone has become a slightly lighter shade, the Z appears to be polished, and his medallion has changed color again. He also has much more advanced shading and thicker and brighter outlines. The Z has a shadow on his body.
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| [[Image:New Coach Z Styles.PNG|150px]] || Current design || 2003 || various [[Strong Bad Emails]] starting with [[impression]]; various toons starting with [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || His feet aren't as far apart. The shine on his Z has changed, and it also leaves a lighter shadow on his body. His cap is less slanted and the brim is smaller. His head is smaller, and his outlines no longer have gaps at his arms.

Between 2003 and 2007, this design was used interchangeably with the previous one.
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[[Category:Character Evolution]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]

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Religious Corn:

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Religious Corn: another playthrough

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All Toons

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Religious Corn: trogdor playthrough

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This is a list of '''the entire [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work''' (except the [[weeklies]], [[social media]] posts, and certain other announcements) in chronological order. The earlier toons were guessed with the help of old menus, [[character evolution]], and the [[Wikipedia:Internet Archive#Wayback Machine|Wayback Machine]], while the more recent ones were compiled from the [[H*R.com updates {{CURRENTYEAR}}|update logs]].

==List==
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! width=180 | Release Date !! Day of Week !! Type !! Toon !! Watch !! Easter Eggs !! Running Time
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1996 (web version first appeared on or before June 28, 2001) || || Book || [[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]] || [[HR:book1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 1996 || || Uncategorized || [[Super NES]] || [[HR:supernes.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Book || [[Where My Hat Is At?]] || [[HR:wheremyhatisat.swf|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[First Flash]] || [[HR:pompom.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[Second Flash]] || [[HR:homestar2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[Pom Pom, Too]] || [[HR:pomwhole.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:04
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Toon || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Intro || [[Old Intro]] || [[HR:oldintro.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early 2000 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Old Version|The King of Town (Old Version)]] || [[HR:kingoftown.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early 2000 || || Game || [[She Loves Me!]] || [[HR:daisy.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}2000 || || Short || [[Kick the Can]] || [[HR:old.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 1]] || [[HR:main1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 2]] || [[HR:main2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 3]] || [[HR:main3.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 4]] || [[HR:main4.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 5]] || [[HR:main5.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 6]] || [[HR:main6.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Oldest Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toonsold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Original Games Menu]] || [[HR:gamesold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Old Characters Page]] || [[HR:charactersold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Downloads]] || [[HR:homester.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Flash Store]] || [[HR:store_new04.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Museum]] || [[HR:museum.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || [[HR:oldsketch.swf|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Fan Stuff]] || [[HR:stuff1.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Ice Cream]] || [[HR:icecream1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Old Flash Stuff]] || [[HR:oldflash.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Intro || [[Old Intro 2]] || [[HR:run2x.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version|In Search of the Yello Dello (Old Version)]] || [[HR:yellodello.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toonsold.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Toon || [[The Reddest Radish]] || [[HR:radish.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Character Cards]] || [[Mirror:charactercards.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Fortune Cookies]] || [[HR:fortune.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Homestar Talker]] || [[HR:talky2.html|play]] || 2 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Main Page || [[Strong Bad Main Page]] || || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Bronco Trolleys]] || [[HR:broncotrolleys.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Hairstyle Runner]] || [[HR:hairgame.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Astro Lite]] || [[HR:litebrite.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Dancin' Bubs]] || [[HR:dance.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Toon || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Telebision Toons Menu]] || [[HR:newtoons2.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] || [[HR:chinesefood.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Second Games Menu]] || [[HR:games2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Strong Libs]] || [[HR:stronglibs.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Short || [[Theme Song Video]] || [[HR:video.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Summer 2000 || || Intro || [[Flag Intro]] || [[HR:flagintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid to late 2000? || || Short || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || [[HR:sbsings.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:42
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Fall 2000 || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] || [[HR:answer1.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 2000 || || Holiday Toon || [[Homestarloween Party]] || [[HR:homestarloween.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 2000 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 7]] || [[HR:main7.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Late 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[Yearbook Character Page]] || [[HR:yearbook.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2000 || || Holiday Toon || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || [[HR:xmas.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 24, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 8]] || [[HR:main8.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 24, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 9]] || [[HR:main9.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 2, 2001 || Friday || Toon || [[A Jorb Well Done]] || [[HR:cantsayjob.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 10]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Spring 2001 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 11]] || [[HR:main11.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Spring 2001 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 12]] || [[HR:main12.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Spring 2001 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 13]] || [[HR:main13.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2001, or earlier || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] || [[HR:answer2.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2001, or earlier || || Toon || [[The Luau]] || [[HR:luau2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:36
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Luau Main Page]] || [[HR:luaumain.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Menu || [[The King of Town DVD]] || [[HR:kingmenu.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town DVD New Version]] || [[HR:kingoftown2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] || [[HR:kingcomment.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Storyboards]] || [[HR:kingboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Menu || [[In Search Of The Yello Dello]] || [[HR:yellodellomenu.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || [[HR:yellodello_mark2.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || [[HR:dellocomment.html|watch]] || 0 || 7:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] || [[HR:dellotrailer.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] || [[HR:delloboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Original Danger|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Original Danger]] || [[HR:deleted1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Coach Z's Office|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Coach Z's Office]] || [[HR:deleted2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Strong Mad|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Strong Mad]] || [[HR:deleted3.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|In Search of the Yello Dello Secret Deleted Scene]] || [[HR:dellocut_2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 11, 2001 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || [[HR:mother.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001 || || Uncategorized || [[If I Ran The Camera]] || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001 || || Intro || [[Intro 2]] || [[HR:intro2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Intro || [[Intro]] || [[HR:intro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Uncategorized || [[Legal]] || [[HR:legal.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Uncategorized || [[Sing Along]] || [[HR:singalong.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Uncategorized || [[Needlepoint]] || [[HR:needlepoint.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 23, 2001, or earlier || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] || [[HR:answer3.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Short || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || [[HR:fluffypuff2.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Menu || [[Third Games Menu]] || [[HR:games.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Game || [[Audition With Marzipan]] || [[HR:percussion2.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Game || [[Who Said What Now?]] || [[HR:whosaidwhat.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Game || [[Homestar Quiz]] || [[HR:quiz.html|play]] || 3 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 9, 2001, or earlier || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] || [[HR:answer4.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 16, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 14]] || [[HR:main14.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2001 || Wednesday || Email || [[some kinda robot]] || [[HR:sbemail1.html|watch]] || 1 (DVD version) || 0:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2001 || Wednesday || Menu || Tandy 400 Menu || [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html watch] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2001 || Wednesday || Email || [[homsar]] || [[HR:sbemail2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
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| {{hcount|toondate}}Between September 19 and 27, 2001 || || Email || [[butt IQ]] || [[HR:sbemail3.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 27, 2001 || Thursday || Email || [[homestar hair]] || [[HR:sbemail4.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 9, 2001 || Tuesday || Email || [[making out]] || [[HR:sbemail5.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2001 || Saturday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] || [[HR:answer5.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 19, 2001 || Friday || Email || [[depressio]] || [[HR:sbemail6.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 19, 2001(?) || Friday || Uncategorized || [[The Secrets That I Keep]] || [[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2001 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || [[HR:halloween2001.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2001 || Wednesday || Email || [[halloweener]] || [[HR:sbemail7.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2001 || Wednesday || Intro || [[Ween Intro]] || [[HR:weenintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2001 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || [[HR:turkey.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 21, 2001 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || [[HR:xmas2001.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:43
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| {{hcount|toondate}}2002 or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] || [[HR:boredgames.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 10, 2002 || Thursday || Email || [[brianrietta]] || [[HR:sbemail8.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:53
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 14, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[i love you]] || [[HR:sbemail9.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 21, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[trevor the vampire]] || [[HR:sbemail10.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 22, 2002 || Tuesday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] || [[HR:answer6.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:04
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[i rule]] || [[HR:sbemail11.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 4, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[credit card]] || [[HR:sbemail12.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 11, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[i she be]] || [[HR:sbemail13.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 17, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[duck pond]] || [[HR:sbemail14.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || Powered By The Cheat || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || [[HR:cheatvideo.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || Toon || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || [[HR:whereis.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[the basics]] || [[HR:sbemail15.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 4, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[band names]] || [[HR:sbemail16.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 4, 2002 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Scroll Button Songs]] || || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 11, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[studying]] || [[HR:sbemail17.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 18, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[stand-up]] || [[HR:sbemail18.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 25, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[tape-leg]] || [[HR:sbemail19.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:01
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 28, 2002 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[First Time Here?]] || [[HR:firsttime.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[spring cleaning]] || [[HR:sbemail20.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 8, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail21.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 9, 2002, or earlier || || Uncategorized || Homestar's Yearbook || [[HR:guestyear.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 11, 2002, or earlier || Thursday || Main Page || [[Main Page 15]] || [[HR:main15.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 15, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[little animal]] || [[HR:sbemail23.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 22, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[the bird]] || [[HR:sbemail24.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 30, 2002 || Tuesday || Email || [[super powers]] || [[HR:sbemail25.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 6, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[CGNU]] || [[HR:sbemail26.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 13, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[3 Wishes]] || [[HR:sbemail27.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 19, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[1 step ahead]] || [[HR:sbemail28.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 27, 2002 or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Email Processing Room]] || [[HR:processing.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 27, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[superhero name]] || [[HR:sbemail29.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 3, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[12:00]] || [[HR:sbemail30.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 4, 2002 or earlier || || Short || [[The Interview]] || [[HR:interview.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 10, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[sugarbob]] || [[HR:sbemail31.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 17, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[flag day]] || [[HR:sbemail32.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 24, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[gimmicks]] || [[HR:sbemail33.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 24, 2002 || Monday || Menu || [[Broken Tandy Menu]] || [[HR:sbemailx.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[weird dream]] || [[HR:sbemail34.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2002 || Monday || Powered By The Cheat || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || [[HR:fhqwhgads.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 8, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[sisters]] || [[HR:sbemail35.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[guitar]] || [[HR:sbemail36.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Joy of Painting]] || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bobross.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 22, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[dullard]] || [[HR:sbemail37.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[helium]] || [[HR:sbemail38.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 5, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[property of ones]] || [[HR:sbemail39.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[vacation]] || [[HR:sbemail40.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || Menu || SBEmail Vacation Menu || [[HR:sbemail%28vacation%29.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || (N/A) || First Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 15, 2002 || Thursday || (N/A) || Second Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 19, 2002 || Monday || (N/A) || Third Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2002(?) || Thursday || (N/A) || Fourth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 26, 2002 || Monday || (N/A) || Fifth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 26, 2002 || Monday || Short || [[Meet Marshie]] || [[HR:marshie.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 2, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[sb_email 22]] || [[HR:sbemail22.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[invisibility]] || [[HR:sbemail41.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 16, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[action figure]] || [[HR:sbemail42.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[little questions]] || [[HR:sbemail43.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 30, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[lures & jigs]] || [[HR:sbemail44.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 7, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[techno]] || [[HR:sbemail45.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 14, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[your friends]] || [[HR:sbemail46.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2002 || Monday || Toon || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] || [[HR:parsnips.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[new hands]] || [[HR:sbemail47.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2002 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || [[HR:halloween2002.html|watch]] || 5 || 5:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2002 || Thursday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] || [[HR:answer7.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2002 || Thursday || Email || [[ghosts]] || [[HR:sbemail48.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 4, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[theme party]] || [[HR:sbemail49.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 11, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[50 emails]] || [[HR:sbemail50.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2002 || Sunday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Beginning of the End || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[website]] || [[HR:sbemail51.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2002 || Monday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Beginning of the End || [[HR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2002 || Saturday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Pain || [[HR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[island]] || [[HR:sbemail52.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2002 || Wednesday || Uncategorized || [[Happy T!]] || [[HR:happyt.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[comic]] || [[HR:sbemail53.html|watch]] || 4 || 1:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2, 2002 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] || [[HR:tgs1.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 9, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[morning routine]] || [[HR:sbemail54.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[cheat talk]] || [[HR:sbemail55.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2002 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || [[HR:xmas2002.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2002 || Monday || Menu || [[Decemberween Email Menu]] || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|watch]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2002 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 16]] || [[HR:main16.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 30, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[current status]] || [[HR:sbemail56.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 6, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail57.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 9, 2003 || Thursday || Main Page || [[Main Page 17]] || [[HR:main17.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[dragon]] || [[HR:sbemail58.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 20, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[marzipan]] || [[HR:sbemail59.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 22, 2003 || Wednesday || Short || [[The System is Down]] || [[HR:systemisdown.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 27, 2003 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || [[HR:superbowl.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2003 || Tuesday || Email || [[huttah!]] || [[HR:sbemail60.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 3, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[monster truck]] || [[HR:sbemail61.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 3, 2003 || Monday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: From out of the darkness || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 4, 2003 || Tuesday || Game || [[Awexome Cross]] || [[HR:awexome.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 5, 2003 || Wednesday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Year, A New You || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[interview]] || [[HR:sbemail62.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || Main Page || [[Homsar Main Page]] || [[HR:memorabilia.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] || [[HR:tgs2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2003 || Friday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Dark, Dark Day || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 16, 2003 || Sunday || Email || [[fingers]] || [[HR:sbemail63.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 20, 2003 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Post-it on my face || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 21, 2003 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Super Brave!!]] || [[Mirror:superbrave.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 24, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[english paper]] || [[HR:sbemail64.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 28, 2003 || Friday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: More Like Writer's Blecchh! || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 3, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[unused emails]] || [[HR:sbemail65.html|watch]] || 6 || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 10, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[the show]] || [[HR:sbemail66.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 13, 2003 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Weird Time || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || [[HR:20x6vs1936.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Arcade Game]] || [[HR:arcadegame.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2003 || Monday || Game || [[TROGDOR!]] || [[HR:trogdor.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 24, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[autobiography]] || [[HR:sbemail67.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[caper]] || [[HR:sbemail68.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:49
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Short || [[King of Town Email]] || [[HR:kingmail.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Game || [[Revenge of the King]] || [[HR:kinggame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Main Page || [[King of Town Main Page]] || [[HR:mainking.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Intro || [[King of Town Intro]] || [[HR:kingintro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 8, 2003 || Tuesday || Short || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || [[HR:whatsinthebag.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 14, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[personal favorites]] || [[HR:sbemail69.html|watch]] || 6 || 2:21
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 21, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[big white face]] || [[HR:sbemail70.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 28, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[2 emails]] || [[HR:sbemail71.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 5, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail72.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2003 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] || [[HR:tgs3.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 19, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[mascot]] || [[HR:sbemail73.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 26, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[privileges]] || [[HR:sbemail74.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 26, 2003 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 18]] || [[HR:main18.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 2, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[funny]] || [[HR:sbemail75.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2003, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[404'd]] || [[HR:404error.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 7, 2003 || Saturday || Uncategorized || [[Field Day Intro]] || [[HR:fieldday.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 9, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[sibbie]] || [[HR:sbemail76.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 9, 2003 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] || [[HR:answer8.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}''ca.'' June 9, 2003|| Monday || Uncategorized || [[Index Page]] || [[HR:index.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 16, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[suntan]] || [[HR:sbemail77.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 23, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || [[HR:sneakvideo.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 23, 2003 || Monday || Game || [[Population: Tire]] || [[HR:pop_tire.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[anything]] || [[HR:sbemail78.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 7, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[the process]] || [[HR:sbemail79.html|watch]] || 7 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Menu || [[Character Videos]] || [[HR:characters2.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Strong Bad's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[The Cheat's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:58
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Strong Mad's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_sm.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Strong Sad's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_ss.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Pom Pom's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:49
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Marzipan's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_marzy.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:58
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Coach Z's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_cz.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Bubs's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_bubs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[The King Of Town's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:47
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_poop.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Homsar's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_homsar.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 21, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[stunt double]] || [[HR:sbemail80.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 4, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || [[HR:mrshmallow.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[date]] || [[HR:sbemail81.html|watch]] || 5 || 3:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2003 || Monday || Game || [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] || [[HR:datingsim.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 25, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[impression]] || [[HR:sbemail82.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 1, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[labor day]] || [[HR:sbemail83.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[kids' book]] || [[HR:sbemail84.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2003 || Monday || Book || [[Strumstar Hammer]] || [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2003 || Monday || Menu || Teen Girl Squad Menu || [[HR:tgsmenu.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2003 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] || [[HR:tgs4.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 22, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[2 years]] || [[HR:sbemail85.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2003 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Everybody Knows It]] || [[HR:puppets.html|watch]] || 3 || 0:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 6, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[no loafing]] || [[HR:sbemail86.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[mile]] || [[HR:sbemail87.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Malloween Commercial]] || [[HR:malloween.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2003 || Tuesday || Game || [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] || [[HR:weengame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2003 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || [[HR:ween03.html|watch]] || 11 || 6:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2003 || Wednesday || Puppet Stuff || Seriously!! || [[HR:tennis.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 3, 2003 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || [[HR:costumes.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[couch patch]] || [[HR:sbemail88.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[local news]] || [[HR:sbemail89.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2003 || Monday || Powered By The Cheat || [[These peoples try to fade me]] || || (N/A) || 2:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2003 || Tuesday || Email || [[colonization]] || [[HR:sbemail90.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2003, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 1, 2003 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] || [[HR:answer9.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 10, 2003 || Wednesday || Email || [[caffeine]] || [[HR:sbemail91.html|watch]] || 6 || 2:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 12, 2003 || Friday || Main Page || [[Main Page 19]] || [[HR:main19.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 15, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[kind of cool]] || [[HR:sbemail92.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}2003 or 2004 || || Uncategorized || [[Where The Crap Are We?]] || [[Mirror:egg.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}2004 || || Uncategorized || [[Email]] || [[HR:email.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}2004 || || Uncategorized || [[Email FAQ]] || [[Mirror:20050213_Email_FAQ.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 5, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[army]] || [[HR:sbemail93.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[video games]] || [[HR:sbemail94.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Secret Collect.]] || [[HR:sbcollect.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[StrongBadZone]] || [[HR:sbzone.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman]] || [[HR:dungeonman.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[RhinoFeeder]] || [[HR:rhinofeeder.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}January 19, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[the bet]] || [[HR:sbemail95.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 26, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[lackey]] || [[HR:sbemail96.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 2, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Pigs on Head]] || [[Videlectrix:lcd_game.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 9, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[monument]] || [[HR:sbemail97.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 16, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[stupid stuff]] || [[HR:sbemail98.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 23, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[different town]] || [[HR:sbemail99.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 23, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman II]] || [[Videlectrix:thydungeonman2.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 1, 2004 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] || [[HR:tgs5.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Time]] || [[HR:puppettime.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2004 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] || [[HR:answer10.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 15, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] || [[HR:sbemail100.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 16, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[flashback]] || [[HR:sbemailahundred.html|watch]] || 8 || 5:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 22, 2004 || Monday || Toon || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || [[HR:jailcartoon.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2004 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Under Construction]] || [[HR:underconstruction.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 4, 2004 || Sunday || Main Page || [[Main Page 20]] || [[HR:main20.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 7, 2004 || Wednesday || Powered By The Cheat || [[New Boots]] || [[HR:newboots.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 20, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[car]] || [[HR:sbemail101.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[lunch special]] || [[HR:sbemail102.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 3, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[haircut]] || [[HR:sbemail103.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || [[HR:cheatcommando.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 24, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[The Cheatar]] || [[HR:cheatar.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 25, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[theme park]] || [[HR:sbemail104.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || [[HR:cheatcereal.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || [[HR:puppetjam4.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || [[HR:puppetjam2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || [[HR:puppetjam3.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || [[HR:puppetjam1.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 8, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[replacement]] || [[HR:sbemail105.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 16, 2004 || Wednesday || Main Page || [[Main Page 21]] || [[HR:main21.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 21, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[dangeresque 3]] || [[HR:sbemail106.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 22, 2004 || Tuesday || Powered By The Cheat || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || [[HR:crazycartoon.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2004 || Tuesday || Short || [[Senor Mortgage]] || [[HR:senormortgage.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 5, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[cheatday]] || [[HR:sbemail107.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Menu || [[Decemberween In July]] || [[HR:dween_menu.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] || [[HR:tgs6.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[That Time of Year]] || [[HR:dween_kidsbook.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || [[HR:dween_cakes.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] || [[HR:dween_puppet1.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] || [[HR:dween_puppet2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 13, 2004 || Tuesday || Short || [[Experimental Film]] || [[HR:expfilm.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || Powered By The Cheat || [[Seasonal Sweaters]] || [[HR:seasonalsweaters.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[pom pom]] || [[HR:sbemail108.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || [[HR:pqtrailer.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 26, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[crying]] || [[HR:sbemail109.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2004 || Thursday || Menu || [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] || [[HR:games.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2004 || Thursday || Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu|Handheld Old Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2004 || Thursday || Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Remote TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 2, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Peasant's Quest]] || [[HR:disk4of12.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 2, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Hallrunner]] || [[Videlectrix:hallrunner.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 5, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Long Time || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 9, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[for kids]] || [[HR:sbemail110.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 12, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dr Scholls? || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 16, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[other days]] || [[HR:sbemail111.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 19, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Curse of Keen Eyes || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 23, 2004 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] || [[HR:tgs7.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 23, 2004 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] || [[HR:answer11.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 26, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: History Lesson Part II || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 30, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[old comics]] || [[HR:sbemail112.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 30, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Duck Guardian]] || [[Videlectrix:duckguard1.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 6, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Labor Dabor]] || [[HR:laborday.html|watch]] || 6 || 1:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dinner for One || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[pizzaz]] || [[HR:sbemail113.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 20, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[the facts]] || [[HR:sbemail114.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2004 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Shopping for Danger]] || [[HR:commandos3.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 4, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[time capsule]] || [[HR:sbemail115.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 11, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[extra plug]] || [[HR:sbemail116.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 14, 2004 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[Pumpkin Stencils]] || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|watch]] || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 18, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[That A Ghost]] || [[HR:oldtimeyween.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || [[HR:puppetween.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2004 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || [[HR:ween04.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 8, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[montage]] || [[HR:sbemail117.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[Greeting Cards]] || || 0 || 1:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[E-mail Birds]] || || 0 || 1:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[Videro Games]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Email Intros]] || || 0 || 8:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Scroll Button Songs (video)]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Trogdor (Karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 2:36
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Secret Song (video)]] || || 0 || 1:41
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Moving Very Slowly (video)]] || || 0 || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] || || 1 || 2:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Some Puppet Stuff]] || || 0 || 3:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sample Of Style]] || || 0 || 4:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Making Of Email 100]] || || 1 || 3:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[The Cheatar (making of)]] || || 0 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sketchbook (video)]] || || 0 || 7:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] || || 2 || 0:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Day At The Park]] || || 0 || 0:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Some Extras]] || || 0 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 15, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[virus]] || [[HR:sbemail118.html|watch]] || 6 || 4:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 22, 2004 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || [[Mirror:20041122_Broken_Compy_Menu.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[animal]] || [[HR:sbemail119.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 5, 2004 || Sunday || Main Page || [[Main Page 22]] || [[HR:main22.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 13, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[radio]] || [[HR:sbemail120.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2004 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Snowglobe]] || [[HR:xmas04_pq.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 20, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || [[HR:xmas04.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 3, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[part-time job]] || [[HR:sbemail121.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 10, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[dreamail]] || [[HR:sbemail122.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 14, 2005 || Friday || Game || [[50K Racewalker]] || [[Videlectrix:racewalk.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 17, 2005 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] || [[HR:tgs8.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 31, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[origins]] || [[HR:sbemail123.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 6, 2005 || Sunday || Short || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || [[HR:filmstyle_trogdor.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[secret recipes]] || [[HR:sbemail124.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 22, 2005 || Tuesday || Email || [[rock opera]] || [[HR:sbemail125.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2005 || Tuesday || Email || [[best thing]] || [[HR:sbemail126.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || [[HR:sbvslilgirl.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 21, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Levels 1, 2 and 3 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 28, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[long pants]] || [[HR:sbemail127.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2005 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || [[HR:payplus.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2005 || Friday || Teen Girl Squad || Teen Girl Squad Issue 8½ || [[HR:tgsample.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 11, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[rampage]] || [[HR:sbemail128.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 18, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || [[HR:lilbrudder.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2005 || Tuesday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] || [[HR:answer12.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2005 || Tuesday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 4 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[garage sale]] || [[HR:sbemail129.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:28
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 9, 2005 || Monday || Toon || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 9, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 5 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 16, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[do over]] || [[HR:sbemail130.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 16, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 6 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 23, 2005 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Yahoo Store]] || [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ archives] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 23, 2005 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Store Thank You Messages]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || 1:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 30, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Senorial Day]] || [[HR:senorialday.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 6, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[boring (really)]] || [[HR:sbemail131.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 20, 2005 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] || [[HR:tgs9.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 24, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || [[HR:bizcasfri1.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[modeling]] || [[HR:sbemail132.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || [[HR:bizcasfri2.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 4, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Fireworks]] || [[HR:fireworks.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 4, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 7 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 11, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[bottom 10]] || [[HR:sbemail133.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[record book]] || [[HR:sbemail134.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[Family Resemblence]] || || 1 || 2:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Real Live E-mails]] || || 1 || 3:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Puppets On The Road]] || || 0 || 8:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]] || || 0 || 2:53
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sample Of Style Too]] || || 0 || 4:38
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sample Of Style Too: Some Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] || || 0 || 1:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Grumblecakes (video)]] || || 0 || 2:14
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 2:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Rock Opera (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 1, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level -0 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 5, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || [[HR:bizcasfri3.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 8, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[lady...ing]] || [[HR:sbemail135.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 15, 2005 || Monday || Toon || [[Cool Things]] || [[HR:coolthings.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2005 || Wednesday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Stats n' Stumps || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2005 || Monday || Toon || [[A Folky Tale]] || [[HR:dumpingtontoon.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 25, 2005 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Curious Email || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 1, 2005 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Parade on my Rain || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 5, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || [[HR:trogdorcon.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 5, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 9 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2005 || Friday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Working For the Weak-End? || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2005 || Friday || Main Page || [[Main Page 23]] || [[HR:main23.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2005 || Tuesday || Short || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || [[HR:cheatcommandos4.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[geddup noise]] || [[HR:sbemail136.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[Sick Day]] || [[HR:sickday.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 10, 2005 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] || [[HR:tgs10.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 17, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || [[HR:badguy.swf|watch]] || 2 || 1:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 24, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[bedtime story]] || [[HR:sbemail137.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 1, 2005 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || [[HR:ween05.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 7, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[More Fan Costumes]] || [[HR:costumes05.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[space program]] || [[HR:sbemail138.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 6 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]] || || 0 || 0:38
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] || || 0 || 1:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] || || 0 || 2:38
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Bubslegum Comics]] || || 0 || 1:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Exaggerations]] || || 0 || 2:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[From The Vault]] || || 1 || 2:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Your Hair is Messed Up]] || || 0 || 1:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]] || || 0 || 2:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[An Open Forum]] || || 1 || 0:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Here's How We Made It]] || || 0 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 21, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fall Float Parade]] || [[HR:floatparade.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:28
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 28, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || [[HR:otherlilgirl.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 5, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[portrait]] || [[HR:sbemail139.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 8, 2006 || Sunday || Email || [[highschool]] || [[HR:sbemail140.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2006 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Trogday]] || [[HR:trogday.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:49
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 16, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[death metal]] || [[HR:sbemail141.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 25, 2006 || Wednesday || Email || [[secret identity]] || [[HR:sbemail142.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 30, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[technology]] || [[HR:sbemail143.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 30, 2006 || Monday || Menu || [[Podstar Runner]] || [[Podstar:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 6, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[narrator]] || [[HR:sbemail144.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2006 || Monday || Short || [[500 The Cheats]] || [[HR:500cheats.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[myths & legends]] || [[HR:sbemail145.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 20, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[pop-up]] || [[HR:sbemail146.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 27, 2006 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] || [[HR:answer13.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 28, 2006 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Flashforward]] || || 0 || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 6, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[lady fan]] || [[HR:sbemail147.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 13, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[disconnected]] || [[HR:sbemail148.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 21, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[candy product]] || [[HR:sbemail149.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2006 || Monday || Short || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || [[HR:149pernt5.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 4, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[alternate universe]] || [[HR:sbemail150.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2006 || Monday || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || [[HR:dman3.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 3, 2006 || Wednesday || Email || [[senior prom]] || [[HR:kotpoptoon.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 16, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[isp]] || [[HR:sbemail152.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 3, 2006 || Monday || Toon || [[Weclome Back]] || [[HR:weclomeback.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 10, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[redesign]] || [[HR:sbemail153.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 10, 2006 || Monday || Game || [[Kid Speedy]] || [[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2006 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] || [[HR:tgs11.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2006 || Monday || Game || Kid Speedy version 1.new || [[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2006 || Tuesday || Short || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || [[HR:shortshorts.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2006 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || Homestar vs. Very Very Little Girl || [[HR:shortshorts_little.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 31, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[keep cool]] || [[HR:sbemail154.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 7, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[theme song]] || [[HR:sbemail155.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 14, 2006 || Monday || Short || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || [[HR:deck.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 21, 2006 || Monday || Toon || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || [[HR:10years.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[road trip]] || [[HR:sbemail156.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[trading cards]] || [[HR:sbemail157.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[cliffhangers]] || [[HR:sbemail158.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 25, 2006 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Lappynapped!]] || [[HR:lappynapped.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 2, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[retirement|retirement A]] || [[Mirror:sbemail159a.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[retirement|retirement B]] || [[Mirror:sbemail159b.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 9, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[retirement|retirement (combined)]] || [[HR:sbemail159.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2006 || Sunday || Email || [[coloring]] || [[HR:sbemail160.html|watch]] || 5 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2006 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Limozeen Coloring Book|1989 Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour Coloring Book]] || [[HR:limo_coloringbook.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] || || 1 || 4:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello#Everything Else Vol. 2 Version|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Michael Stipe Impression]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || Game || [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Halloween Awards Show]] || || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Flash's 10th Birthday]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2006 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || [[HR:hallowday.html|watch]] || 5 || 5:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 6, 2006 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || [[HR:costumes06.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 13, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[4 branches]] || [[HR:sbemail161.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 21, 2006 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || [[HR:ccdo5.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[the chair]] || [[HR:sbemail162.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 10, 2006 || Sunday || Email || [[what I want]] || [[HR:sbemail163.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 18, 2006 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || [[HR:dweenshorts.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 22, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[looking old]] || [[HR:sbemail164.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Menu || [[Viidelectrix]] || [[Videlectrix:vii|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[StrongBadZone]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/sbzone.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[Secret Collect.]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/secret.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII || [[Videlectrix:vii/ks.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[Population: Tire]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 29, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[strong badathlon]] || [[HR:sbemail165.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 5, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[unnatural]] || [[HR:sbemail166.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2007 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] || [[HR:tgs12.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2007 || Monday || Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Stuff TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 20, 2007 || Tuesday || Email || [[the movies]] || [[HR:sbemail167.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 26, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || [[HR:kotpopshow.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 5, 2007 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] || [[HR:answer14.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[your funeral]] || [[HR:sbemail168.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[TROGDOR!]] (Viidelectrix) || || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Duck Guardian One]] (Viidelectrix) || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 19, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[Drive-Thru]] || [[HR:drivethru.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 26, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[An Important Rap Song]] || [[HR:2manyknives.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 9, 2007 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] || [[HR:eggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 9, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[from work]] || [[HR:sbemail169.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 16, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[rough copy]] || [[HR:sbemail170.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2007 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Date Nite]] || [[HR:datenite.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2007 || Thursday || Email || [[Accent]] || || 0 || 3:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 30, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || [[HR:169lostdvd.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 7, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[underlings]] || [[HR:sbemail171.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 15, 2007 || Tuesday || Toon || [[DNA Evidence]] || [[HR:DNA.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 21, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[more armies]] || [[HR:sbemail172.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 28, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[One Two, One Two]] || [[HR:onetwo.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 28, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[MixMastah 800]] || [[HR:onetwomixer.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Email Intros, Part Two]] || || 0 || 6:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[160 Seconds]] || || 0 || 3:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Space Program Alternate Take]] || || 0 || 1:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Alternate Universe Video]] || || 0 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 11, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[the paper]] || [[HR:sbemail173.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 18, 2007 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] || [[HR:tgs13.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 26, 2007 || Tuesday || Short || [[Ever and More!]] || [[HR:helmets.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 16, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Where's an Egg?]] || [[videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 24, 2007 || Tuesday || Main Page || [[Main Page 24]] || [[HR:main24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 7, 2007 || Tuesday || Short || [[Quality Time]] || [[HR:qualitytime.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 13, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[mini-golf]] || [[HR:sbemail174.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 20, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[concert]] || [[HR:sbemail175.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 27, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[hygiene]] || [[HR:sbemail176.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 3, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[original]] || [[HR:sbemail177.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 10, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[bike thief]] || [[HR:sbemail178.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 17, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] || [[HR:limozloshy.html|watch]] || 1 || 6:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 24, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[pizza joint]] || [[HR:sbemail179.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 1, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[slumber party]] || [[HR:sbemail180.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[web comics]] || [[HR:sbemail181.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] || [[HR:stinko_comic.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 15, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[business trip]] || [[HR:sbemail182.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 23, 2007 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] || [[HR:marshiepuppet.swf|watch]] || 2 || 2:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2007 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]] || [[HR:ween07_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2]] || [[HR:ween07.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 5, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || [[HR:costumes2007.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || Powered by the Cheat || [[Rap Song]] || [[HR:rapsong.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Everything Else, Volume 3]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 3 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || Toon || [[The Limozeen Advantage]] || || 0 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 19, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Toikey TV]] || [[HR:thanks07.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2007 || Tuesday || Email || [[yes, wrestling]] || [[HR:sbemail183.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 3, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[diorama]] || [[HR:sbemail184.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 10, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[nightlife]] || [[HR:sbemail185.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 17, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || [[HR:dethemberween.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 7, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[environment]] || [[HR:sbemail186.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 14, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Trogday 08]] || [[HR:trogday08.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 21, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[winter pool]] || [[HR:sbemail187.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[fan club]] || [[HR:sbemail188.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 3, 2008 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[Sloshybowl]] || [[HR:sloshybowl.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 4, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[pet show]] || [[HR:sbemail189.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 11, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || [[HR:bigouting.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 19, 2008 || Tuesday || Email || [[licensed]] || [[HR:sbemail190.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2008 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] || [[HR:answer15.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 29, 2008 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [http://www.videlectrix.com/storeflash/nonsequitur.swf watch] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 3, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[buried]] || [[HR:sbemail191.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 10, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || [[HR:blubbos.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || [[HR:limolive.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 24, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Rotten Eggs]] || [[HR:rotteneggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[shapeshifter]] || [[HR:sbemail192.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2008 || Tuesday || YouTube || [[Strong Bad Gameways]] || [[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 7, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[rated]] || [[HR:sbemail193.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2008 || Thursday || New Stuff || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || [[HR:sbcg4ap.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2008 || Thursday || Game Trailer || [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] || [http://www.telltalegames.com/images/flash/strongbad_gameplay_trailer.swf watch] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 14, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || [[HR:stuckincraw.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 21, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[specially marked]] || [[HR:sbemail194.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 5, 2008 || Monday || New Stuff || [[Workin' on the Game]] || [[HR:gamework.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2008 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] || [[HR:tgs14.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 26, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[love poems]] || [[HR:sbemail195.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 9, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Play Date]] || [[HR:playdate.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 16, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Somber Vacation]] || [[HR:somber.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 28, 2008 || Saturday || Endorsement || [[Respectably French!]] || [[youtube:40YAsF1_9pU|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[The Baloneyman]] || [[HR:baloneyman.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[hiding]] || [[HR:sbemail196.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 21, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[your edge]] || [[HR:sbemail197.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 22, 2008 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]] || || (N/A) || 0:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 28, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] || [[HR:ccdo6.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Homestar Ruiner]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[magic trick]] || [[HR:sbemail198.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2008 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Trudgemank]] || [[HR:Trudgemank.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]] || [[Youtube:-2YKuzLGmto|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 25, 2008 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 25]] || [[HR:main25.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 31, 2008 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition]] || [[Youtube:ldmzU-8QYHUl|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[being mean]] || [[HR:sbemail199.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Strong Badia the Free]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Place ya bets!]] || [[HR:sbemail199andahalf.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2008 || Friday || Short || [[Page Load Error]] || [[HR:sbemail200.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Email || [[email thunder]] || [[HR:sbemailtwohundred.html|watch]] || 9 || 5:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Hremail || [[Hremail 49]] || [[HR:hremail49.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Hremail || [[Hremail 24]] || [[HR:hremail24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]] || [[Youtube:mmHElzMl78M|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]] (Extended Cut) || || (N/A) || 8:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Costume Commercial]] || [[HR:costumecommercial.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]] || [[HR:ween08_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Baddest of the Bands Promo]] || || (N/A) || 3:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Baddest of the Bands]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2008 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Most in the Graveyard]] || [[HR:ween08.html|watch]] || 9 || 6:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '08]] || [[HR:costumes08.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2008 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || [[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Twenty THANXty Six]] || [[HR:stinkoturkey.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2008 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Six]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[Comic Book Movie]] || || 0 || 3:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 1, 2008 || Monday || Game || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] || [[HR:dangeresque.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 8, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || [[HR:cz110.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:42
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 15, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon|| [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || [[HR:xmas08_album.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 15, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[8-Bit Is Enough]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 22, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon|| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || [[HR:xmas08.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] || [[Youtube:IgMCHEW64YU|watch]] || (N/A) || 5:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 26, 2009 || Monday || Hremail || [[Hremail 62]] || [[HR:hremail62.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 2, 2009 || Monday || Hremail || [[Hremail 2000]] || [[HR:hremail2000.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 9, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Best Caper Ever]] || [[HR:bestcaper.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 16, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[4 Gregs]] || [[HR:4gregs.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 2, 2009 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] || [[HR:answer16.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:42
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 10, 2009 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Career Day]] || [[HR:careerday.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2009 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Kick-a-Ball]] || [[HR:kickball.html|watch]] || 1 || 5:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2009 || Monday || New Stuff || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || [[HR:sbemailiarized.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2009 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon|| [[April Fool 09]] || [[HR:sbemailintro.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 6, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Donut Unto Others]] || [[HR:doughnutstand.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 19, 2009 || Sunday || Short || [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || [[HR:whereugoin2.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 27, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Pistols For Pandas]] || [[HR:pistols4pandas.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2009 || Monday || Hremail || [[Hremail 7]] || [[HR:hremail7.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 11, 2009 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] || [[HR:tgs15.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 18, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[79 Seconds Left]] || [[HR:79secondsleft.html|watch]] || 3 || 0:79
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 1, 2009 || Monday || Toon || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] || [[HR:ccdo7.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 8, 2009 || Monday || Toon || [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] || [[HR:ccdo7b.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || Tuesday || Email/Hremail || [[Hremail3184]] || [[HR:hremail3184.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 5, 2009 || Sunday || Short || [[Loading Screens]] || [[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 13, 2009 || Monday || Email || [[imaginary]] || [[HR:sbemail202.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 27, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] || [[HR:wheremyhat.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Compy Catalog]] || [[HR:compycatalog.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 10, 2009 || Monday || Email || [[independent]] || [[HR:sbemail203.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[On Break]] || [[HR:onbreak.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 1, 2009 || Tuesday || Email || [[dictionary]] || [[HR:sbemail204.html|watch]] || 6 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2009 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] || [[HR:puppetmation.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2009 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Crystal Fortress]] || [[HR:crystal.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2009 || Monday || Email || [[videography]] || [[HR:sbemail205.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2009 || Monday || YouTube || [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]] || [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z-C8NU3SVM watch] || (N/A) || 0:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 19, 2009 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Decomposing Pumpkins]] || [[HR:brainkriegween.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2009 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser]] || [[HR:ween09_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2009 || Thursday || Holiday Toon|| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] || [[HR:ween09.html|watch]] || 10 || 5:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2009 || Monday || Holiday Toon|| [[Fan Costumes '09]] || [[HR:costumes2009.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2009 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon|| [[Punkin Show]] || [[HR:punkinshow.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2010 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Xeriouxly Forxe]] || [[HR:aprilfool10.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2010 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 26]] || [[HR:main26.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 3, 2010 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Make a Scene with Telltale at PAX 2010]] || [[Youtube:wHFZ-Ecd_ek|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 22, 2010 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 14, 2010 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] || [[HR:xmas10.html|watch]] || 2 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 22, 2010 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Which Ween Costumes?]] || [[HR:xmas10_costumes.html|watch]] || 8 || 2:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 18, 2013 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013]] || [[Youtube:U0m-k6qZMx8|watch]] || 0 || 6:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2014 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[April Fool 2014]] || [[HR:aprilfools2014.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 11, 2014 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 11 Jul 2014]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2014 || Thursday || Endorsement || [[Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video]] || [[youtube:F0aPnriuRwQ|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2014 || Friday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Fish Eye Lens]] || [[HR:fisheyelens.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2014 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Safety]] || [[HR:weensafety.html|watch]] || 3 || 0:76
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2014 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[I Killed Pom Pom]] || [[HR:ween14.html|watch]] || 7 || 7:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 5, 2014 || Friday || YouTube || [[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014]] ||[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDW8yCPZws0 watch] || (N/A) || 0:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 23, 2015 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Store]] || [[myshopify:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2015 || Wednesday || Email/Holiday Toon || [[sbemail206]] || [[HR:sbemail206.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 18, 2015 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[Record Store Day]] || [[HR:recordstoreday.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 1, 2015 || Monday || YouTube || [[Strong Bad reads The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]] || [[Youtube:Wxv4F7e9AvI|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 13, 2015 || Saturday || Uncategorized || [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] || [[Youtube:LdZmGEGgUZA|watch]] || (N/A) || 5:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2015 || Monday || Short || [[Flash is Dead!]] || [[HR:flashisdead.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 30, 2015 || Wednesday || Short || [[Strong Bad Classics!]] || [[HR:porridgemaiden.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2015 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser]] || [[HR:ween15_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2015 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] || [[HR:ween15.html|watch]] || 11 || 5:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2015 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2015]] || [[HR:fanstumes15.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2016 || Friday || Marzipan's Answering Machine/Holiday Toon || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] || [[HR:answer17.html|watch]] || 0 || 31:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2016 || Wednesday || YouTube || [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]] || [[Youtube:SZ7-TKdt9BU|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2016 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Later That Night... Teaser]] || [[HR:ween16_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2016 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Later That Night...]] || [[HR:ween16.html|watch]] || 1 || 5:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2016 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2016]] || [[HR:fanstumes16.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 24, 2016 || Saturday || Toon || [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] || [[HR:goes4gold.html|watch]] || 1 || 7:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 23, 2017 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Screenland - 24 Apr 2017#Easter Eggs|slash/slash]] || [[HR:slash/slash|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Sammich]] || [[YouTube:f7zMs8cFTKQ|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 26, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Posh Toilet Paper]] || [[YouTube:0h0pdijjs3c|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 2, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Cannonmouth]] || [[YouTube:QEtTH30Dc1g|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 14, 2017 || Monday || Email || [[too cool]] || [[HR:sbemail207.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2017 || Friday || Skills of an Artist || [[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]] || [[YouTube:lit1KQw1y6g|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || Thursday || Skills of an Artist || [[Muscleman]] || [[YouTube:wHRzjguU2pU|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 28, 2017 || Monday || Short || [[Squintmojis]] || [[HR:squintmoji.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2017 || Monday || Skills of an Artist || [[End Boss]] || [[YouTube:oKc0zMGGaRg|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2017 || Monday || Skills of an Artist || [[Cartoon Characters]] || [[YouTube:arT7yCgtlQo|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:05
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 21, 2017 || Thursday || Skills of an Artist || [[Eagle]] || [[YouTube:8V0XqhYyI0Q|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 27, 2017 || Wednesday || Short || [[Characters from Yonder Website]] || [[HR:yonderwebsite.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2017 || Tuesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Classic Stand-up Arcade Game]] || [[YouTube:uFW3XtmDNcQ|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 6, 2017 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser]] || [[HR:ween17_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 11, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!]] || [[YouTube:fjbUjf9INRs|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 18, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Tennis Shorts]] || [[YouTube:nAOdxNI2_yw|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Large Bean]] || [[YouTube:G6PKgEu0lik|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2017 || Friday || YouTube || [[Greatest American Homestar]] || [[YouTube:rQ_HuSGG_Ao|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2017 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Haunted Photo Booth]] || [[HR:ween17.html|watch]] || 13 || 4:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 8, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Cornucopia]] || [[YouTube:S6d8Ub6fLaE|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 15, 2017 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2017]] || [[HR:fanstumes17.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 6, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Clownbread]] || [[YouTube:-tyu6e1xm-Y|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 13, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Draccus]] || [[YouTube:iduGgtwSsWA|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2017 || Saturday || Holiday Toon/Puppet Stuff || [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] || [[HR:dween17.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 7:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2018 || Saturday || Game || [[TROGDOR!]] HTML version || [[HR:trogdor-canvas/index.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 24, 2018 || Wednesday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download Volume 1|Volume 1]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 7, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Guitar]] || [[YouTube:epeYVbHzPdc|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Diskette]] || [[YouTube:HvzSl7WXy6k|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 21, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Barf Bag]] || [[YouTube:etv9sMJktuc|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2018 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[The Next April Fools Thing]] || [[HR:fools18.html|watch]] || 1 || 6:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 20, 2018 || Friday || YouTube || [[Record Store Day 2018]] || [[Youtube:TfCgt84h614|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || || Uncategorized || [[Neon 404'd]] || [[HR:apagethatdoesntexist.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || Tuesday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download Volume 2|Volume 2]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || Tuesday || Kickstarter || [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game watch] || (N/A) || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || Tuesday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game watch] || (N/A) || 15:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 21, 2018 || Saturday || Kickstarter || [[Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live-stream/trogdor-live-playtest-at-gencon watch] || (N/A) || 55:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 26, 2018 || Thursday || Kickstarter || [[Meeple Grove]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2247989 watch] || (N/A) || 1:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 31, 2018 || Tuesday || Endorsement || [[The Aquabats Super Show Kickstarter]] || [[youtube:mbfRQBFC3hk|watch]] || (N/A) || 7:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 1, 2018 || Wednesday || Kickstarter || [[Wyrmwood Video]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2250309 watch] || (N/A) || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 8, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Really Cool Boat]] || [[YouTube:qj5ds5GVLCI|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 12, 2018 || Sunday || Kickstarter || [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live-stream/sbcg4ap-playthrough-with-live-voice-performance watch] || (N/A) || 1:48:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 13, 2018 || Monday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die: Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2262467 watch] || (N/A) || 8:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 13, 2018 || Monday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download Volume 3|Volume 3]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 15, 2018 || Wednesday || Kickstarter || [[Final Hours Playthrough]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live-stream/final-hours-playthrough watch] || (N/A) || 1:01:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 27, 2018 || Monday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination]] || [[YouTube:ZpxL2hhdxw0|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2018 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[Trogdor Was Dragon Man]] || [[HR:trogdor70s.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 18, 2018 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser‎]] || [[HR:ween18_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2018 || Thursday || YouTube || [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] || [[YouTube:YiCSHK00188|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2018 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] || [[HR:ween18.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 9:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2018 || Tuesday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2329921 watch] || (N/A) || 4:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2018 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2018]] || [[HR:fanstumes18.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 8, 2019 || Tuesday || Kickstarter || [[Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/trogdor-playthrough-with-strong-bad-and-friends watch] || (N/A) || 1:29:55
|}
[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Lists]]

Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!

2019-01-09T02:52:17Z

Religious Corn: additional characters and running time

{{watchtoon|https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/trogdor-playthrough-with-strong-bad-and-friends|watch|fullurl}}

[[Strong Bad]], Mike Chapman, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt play [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] live.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Puppet Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Lucky Yates}}, {{Film|Ryan Sterritt}}, {{Film|Puppet Homestar}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Puppet Marshie}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Date: ''' Tuesday, January 8, 2019

'''Running time:''' 1:29:55

==External Links==
*[https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/trogdor-playthrough-with-strong-bad-and-friends Watch the live stream]

{{KickstarterVideos}}
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[[Category:Live Streams]]

All Toons

2019-01-02T05:01:52Z

Religious Corn: a few missing timestamps and another toon

Fan Costumes 2017

2019-01-02T04:52:13Z

Religious Corn: /* Trivia */ Did nobody just see that?

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|fanstumes17|Haunted Photo Booth|Decemberween Dangeresque}}
[[Image:Fan Costumes 2017.png|thumb|"I found that SHMUPs taste best."]]

Strong Bad once again mocks the costumes sent to him by the fans, this time with some unexpected characters.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}

'''Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Paper]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Matt Chapman]] as [[Sample of Style Too|Motion Capture Strong Bad]], [[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]], [[Homsar]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Il Cartographer]], [[Gardenboy]], [[Mr. Cheatayama]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 15, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 5:34 (Actual)

'''Page Title:''' Dress em' up Dan!

==Transcript==
''{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a bald man wearing make up to resembles Strong Bad's mask. Two keyboards can be seen behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing in the tune of The System is Down. Every time he says "bald", the image is mirrored.}'' The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald! Bald, bald, bald, bald! ''{The image is covered with some rave effects and the image randomly reversed or flipped upside down.}'' DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!

''{The next image shows a guy in a The Cheat hoodie kneeling down. A glow stick appears and spins in front of him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes singing and mimics a techno beat mimics.}'' Doom doom doom doom. The system is bald! ''{The picture of the guy in the Strong Bad makeup appears again. The image then spins around.}'' Dah dah doh-la dah dah!

''{The next image shows up with the same man as before, holding a glass next to a man dressed as Ned Flanders. A little piano ditty plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing to a different tune.}'' Now go have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!

''{The next frame shows a giant Homestar costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Impressive Homestar costume! I see you made him with his rectangle mouth, which I like to call 'Cartridge Mouth Homestar'! I'm always just tempted to shove a VHS tape ''{as Strong Bad lists the examples, the item gets inserted and pressed down into Homestar's mouth}'' or a dusty old musty Game Pak right in there!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I found that SHMUPs taste best! You know, like Xeliogravius... IV? ''{the box for Videlectrix game Xeliogravius IV drops down, showing a ship fighting a green alien. On it is a caption that says "Not a total rip-off!"}'' That's a good game.

''{The next slide shows a man dressed up as Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, there's actually some pretty good ''{the next slide shows another person dressed as the aforementioned character}'' looking Coach Z costumes this year! You guys have really— ''{the next slide appears, featuring a Coach Z costume with a skin-tight suit}'' Oh, the pain! ''{the next slide appears, with another Coach Z costume, this time a full-body suit}'' Oh, the mercy! All right, you guys! I'm calling it! I don't want to see anybody wearing these skin tight green jobs next year!

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, you asked for it! ''{Coach Z hums to himself as some rustling can be heard, accompanied by squishing noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! I was talking about the fans! And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' INA-PRO-PRO!

''{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the screen, accompanied with a buzzer noise. The next image shows a man dressed up as Senor Cardgage holding a bag. The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the image again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my dear yes! ''{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp fades away.}'' Gonna have to get analogous on this one.

''{An analysis sheet is pulled up. The top is written "ANALOGY WORKSHEET - Unit 1 - Cardgage" with the bottom written "this guy: cardgage:: cardgage: strong bad". A sketch of the person wearing the costume appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's costume is to ''{a sketch of Senor Cardgage appears}'' Cardgage, as Cardgage ''{the aforementioned sketch appears, but mirrored}'' is to ''{a sketch of Strong Bad appears}'' Strong Bad. ''{The sheet moves out of view.}'' He's like a Cardgage among Cardgages. He's like Cardgage squared! Aww, and look! ''{zooms in on the bag of a take out bag of Chick-fil-A lying on the ground}'' Somebody finally took him to ''{imitates Cardgage}'' Chick-fil-A.

''{The next image shows a guy dressed as D n'D Greg and a woman dressed as What's Her Face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's a dead-on D n'D Greg and What's Her Face, and your wall even dressed up as D n'D Greg's front hallway!

''{Speech bubbles for D n'D Greg and What's Her Face appear}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' The KROKUS banner on my front porch drew her near... and this Slayer poster in my hallway won her heart.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Uhh... I like pavement.

''{The next image shows another giant Homestar costume standing in front of a closed door.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' B-WHOA-HO-HO! If I came out the bathroom and saw that thing standing in the hallway, I'd call in the SWAT flamethrower strike team. ''{Mimics a caller}'' Uh, yes, officer, there's a seven-foot-tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch! ''{laughs over his next few lines}'' That's what we call the area between the bathroom and the laundry room. The stounch. Come and get him. In my stounch.

''{The next slide scrolls down with "Pree-ow" playing. A guy has The Paper taped on his face and is standing behind a computer monitor with a Tandy 400 background reading "a> Pretend this computer is 30 years old." The next slide shows a guy dressed as David Byrne and a woman dressed as The Log Lady. They are sitting on a table with candles and a picture of a plant on it, while the guy holds his hands up and his eyes closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So wait, you didn't actually dress up as Strong Sad or Marzipan, you dressed up as the ''{a still showing Strong Sad and Marzipan appear on the bottom right}'' people they dressed up as one time, and then painstakingly ''{the images move up to the slide, scales to match the propositions and becomes translucent}'' recreated the scene in which they appeared. Well, that sounds exactly like the kinda nerdy thing those two losers would be into anyways. ''{The comparison fades away.}'' So good job.

''{The next slide shows a person dressed up as motion-capture Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing like dressing up as an obscure Internet cartoon's even more obscure DVD bonus feature. ''{An image of motion-capture Strong Bad appears on the left side.}'' Mo-Cap Strong Bad, more like "Mowed-Down Strong Bad"! ''{Bubs's baloney truck runs into the picture of Mo-Cap Strong Bad and knocks it out of view.}'' 'Cause it's a very— there's a lot of black in the costume. Might be hard to see.

''{The next slide shows a guy wearing a giant light brown pillow over his head, making it resemble a bean. He's sitting on a chair with a travel case next to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, Large Bean's getting the respect he deserves!

''{The next frame shows the same character with a cardboard bean on the person's face. The background is dark and blurred.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! No fair blurring out the rest of your living room! How am I supposed to make fun of your family's terrible taste in decor?

''{The next frame shows a boy in a Homsar costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' AaAaAaAaA! I'm a tall kitty in a pumpkin bag! ''{zooms in the kitty dressed decor in the background.}'' Or, ''{zooms back out}'' don't froth up, ''{zooms in on the unplugged appliance in the background}'' I unplugged the papasan! Man! Middle America's houses ''{zooms back out}'' are rife with Homsar quotes!

''{The next frame shows a guy dressed as Old-Timey Strong Bad sitting on the steps next to a sign. The image is in a sepia tone.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes, feast your depression-era eyes on Strong Bad's Flavor Taste ''{zooms in on the sign}'' Tricks and Treats! ''{A logo of a spoon holding a white powder slide in from the top right}'' A spoonful of bakinged soda one could mistake for sugar and some molasses ''{a bottle of molasses slides in the bottom left with a dead goat on it. On it has the words "premulum" on it}'' bequeathed to me by a goat, upon its untimely demise! ''{zooms back out}'' Strong Bad is your number one candym'n!

''{The next frame shows someone wearing a Coach Z costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys.

''{The next frame shows someone wearing a Senor Cardgage costume with some animals strapped on his knees, with a similar background and image quality.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys!

''{The next frame shows both images, with Senor Cardgage on the left and Coach Z on the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys!! These are good costumes. These are ''great'' costumes! But why, in the year of our King of Town 2017, when everyone has a 12-jillion gregapixel camera in their pocket, ''{close-up of the Senor Cardgage costume's mask}'' do you send me pictures that look like they were taken on your... ''{a pink flip-phone with "Sweet Digits" written on it slides to the center of the screen}'' grandma's candy flip-phone that you don't have the heart to tell her ''{the phone opens, revealing a cartoony winking face on the screen, and a hole filled with colored balls below the buttons, with some spilling out of the phone.}'' it's not a real phone?! ''{grandma voice}'' But I had ''such'' good conversations with Little Protelzo! ''{normal voice}'' That's her— that's her grandson. Little Protelzo.

''{The next frame shows one person dressed as il Cartographer, with a flag and map to the restroom, and a person dressed as Gardenboy beside him, with a rake and watering can, and a Kick The Cheat toy designed to look like Mr. Cheatayama, all against a wall with some sheets taped to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this costume thing is not a contest. But you guys... win the costume contest! ''{an instrumental version of the il Cartographer theme plays as an image of il Cartographer, Gardenboy, and Mr. Cheatayama in the wrestling ring appears in the corner, with the character in the same positions as the costumes}'' It's all here! Il Cartographer's ''{close-up of the il Cartographer costume's mask}'' floppy hat! ''{close-up of the flag}'' And flag! ''{close-up of his map to the restroom}'' And maps to the restroom! The insidious ''{close-up of Mr. Cheatayama}'' Mr. Cheatayama with his trademark whisk! ''{cut to the entire picture; the image in the corner disappears}'' And you even took the picture in front of a depressing basement wall with some sheets taped to it! That was an actual venue we used to wrestle in! ''{the music stops}'' That's where il Cartographer finally won... ''{A wrestling belt, with a gold waffle design in the middle, zooms in from the center of the screen. There is a carton, melting butter, and a muffin on the waffle design, with the words "Continental Breakfast Champion" written at the top and bottom. The AWMPSCE logo is on both of the sides. The music continues.}'' the Continental Breakfast title belt!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He won the title match!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He took-a no crap!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He's gonna draw another map!

''{A brown map flies in from the left side of the screen to the middle. There is a compass pointing north in the bottom-left corner. There is a road that goes past Carrot and Kazoo Hill (labeled "CK Hill") and The Stick (unlabeled) to an X near Bubs' Concession Stand, with an arrow pointing to it, with red text reading "here be savings". There is a Yello Dello (labeled "yello-dello") just past the stand. In the bottom right-corner, there is a Bubs head wearing a hat.}''

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' He's the il Cartographer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I claim-a this belt in the name of Bubsmfort Inn & Suites! Home of the free continental breakfast! ''{quickly, quietly}'' Located just past Carrot-Kazoo Hill, one mile south of the Yello Dello.

'''BUBS:''' ''{a speech bubble appears from the Bubs head on the map, as Bubs reads it:}'' Make yourself Bubsmfortable!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"SHMUP" is short for "[[Wikipedia:Shoot 'em up|shoot 'em up]]", a genre of games that involves controlling a ship to dodge obstacles and blast away enemies with projectile weapons.
*A papasan is a chair, originally from the Philippines, that features a removable dish-shaped futon cushion on a rattan frame.

===Trivia===
*The Strong Bad depicted with Ned Flanders is having a [[Cold One]].
*The low-quality Senor Cardgage appears to have plush animals tied to his knees, a reference to [[too cool]].
*The motion-capture Strong Bad costume is from [[Sample of Style Too]], which was DVD-exclusive before being uploaded to [[YouTube]].
*The costumes at the end and [[AWMPSCE]] are all from [[yes, wrestling]].
*The scene recreated is from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], where [[Strong Sad]], dressed as [[Popular Music References#Talking Heads|David Byrne]], and [[Marzipan]], dressed as [[Twin Peaks|the Log Lady]], conducted a seance to contact [[Credenza]].
*The person in the second Coach Z costume is wiki user [[User:Religious Corn|Religious Corn]]. The photo was taken ten years prior.
*This video is titled "Fan 'Stumes 2017" on YouTube.
*The YouTube description for this video is "Strong Bad's Annual H*R Themed Halloween Costume Bashing Bash".
*The [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fanstumes17.swf|preview]] for this toon is a still image of a spaceship flying at a vaguely [[Nebulon]]-like monster, inside what appears to be a large mouth or internal organ of some sort.

===Inside References===
*The page title of this cartoon is "[[X 'em up|Dress em' up]] [[Dan]]".
*The song [[The System is down (song)|The System is Down]], [[The Cheat's glowsticks]] and the rave lights are from [[techno]].
*Strong Bad mocked a Homestar costume's mouth in [[Fan Costumes '08]] for being bass-mouthed and in [[Fan Costumes '06]] for having the wearer visible in the mouth.
* Xeliogravius IV is made by [[Videlectrix]], and the box says "[[Not X|Not]] a [[total]] rip-off!" The enemy alien shown on the cover is green and has yellow eyes on eyestalks, like [[Nebulon]].
*Strong Bad complained about Coach Z costumes in the Fan Costumes toons of [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]], [[Fan Costumes '08|2008]], [[Fan Costumes '09|2009]] and [[Fan Costumes 2016|2016]].
*"Ina-Pro-Pro!" is from [[Halloween Safety]].
*Senor Cardgage mentioned wanting Chick-fil-A in [[Senor Mortgage]].
*What's Her Face professed [[She Likes Cloth|liking cloth]], another inanimate material, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
*Strong Bad professed his desire to kill a large Homestar Runner in the original [[Fan Costume Commentary]] with a compound bow.
*Strong Bad prank-called Marzipan in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] to wear black and jump into the street with the intent of getting mowed down. [[Getting run over]] while trick-or-treating was also mentioned in [[Costume Commercial]].
*Mo-cap Strong Bad is run over by the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
*"Flavor taste" is a phrase used to describe [[Fluffy Puff]] Air-Puffed Sugar Delights in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] and Old-Timey Strong Bad's "chewing powders" in [[2 emails]].
*Old-Timey Strong Bad refers to himself as a "[[Man pronounced as m'n|candym'n]]" and the sign refers to him as a [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing|thousandaire]]. He also says his molasses comes from a [[goat]].
*"Gregapixel" is a [[portmanteau]] involving the name [[Greg]].
*Strong Bad has been mocking fans' rooms since [[Fan Costume Commentary]]. He particularly singles out [[Homsar]] in [[Fan Costumes 2015]] and the [[The Poopsmith|Poopertrooper]] in [[Fan Costumes '09]].
*Strong Bad also hassled a fan for a low-quality image in [[Fan Costumes 2016]].
*Bubs' Concession Stand was a [[Bubs' Motor Lodge|hotel]] in [[secret identity]].
*[[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]] is from [[nightlife]], and Bubs' Concession Stand is indeed visible from there.
*[[The Yello Dello]] is on the Bubsmfort map.
*The Continental Breakfast Belt is in the same vein as the AWMPSCE "Sizzleweight Belt" from [[yes, wrestling]]. Both belts depict [[breakfast]] foods.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Ned Flanders|Ned Flanders]] is a character from [[The Simpsons]].
*Xeliogravius is a [[Portmanteau]]/parody of [[wikipedia:Xevious|Xevious]], a scrolling shooter game from [[Namco]], and [[wikipedia:Gradius|Gradius]], a series of space shooters by [[wikipedia:Konami|Konami]].
*[[wikipedia:Krokus (band)|Krokus]] and [[wikipedia:Slayer|Slayer]] are heavy metal bands, while "pavement" has a double meaning that refers to the alternative rock band [[wikipedia:Pavement (band)|Pavement]].
**Krokus was previously mentioned in [[band names]].
*[[Wikipedia:Chick-fil-A|Chick-fil-A]] is a fast-food restaurant chain that primarily sells chicken sandwiches and other boneless chicken dishes.
*Bubsmfort Inn & Suites is a parody of the hotel chain [[Wikipedia:Choice Hotels|Comfort Inn & Suites]].
*In the 'Cartridge Mouth Homestar' photo, another person wearing a costume is partially visible on the left-hand side. Decompiling the Flash file reveals that the person is dressed up as [[wikipedia:Undertale|Sans]], a character from the RPG video game [[wikipedia:Undertale|Undertale]] by [[wikipedia:Toby Fox|Toby Fox]]. While some other photos in this toon are cropped when compared to their decompiled versions, this photo has been trimmed the most, and is the only one in which another person is cropped out. Strong Bad previously referenced [[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]], which contains some of Toby Fox's music, at [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]].
*The "Continental Breakfast" Belt is a play on the Intercontinental Championship, a title in both [[wikipedia:WWE|WWE]] and [[wikipedia:New Japan Pro Wrestling|New Japan Pro Wrestling]].

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Fan Costumes 2018

2019-01-02T04:50:05Z

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[[Image:Fan Costumes 2018.png|thumb|"Sometimes I feel a little guilty thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based."]]

Strong Bad's costume-mocking tradition continues for 2018.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Larry Palaroncini}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance):''' [[Marshie]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Homsar]], [[Modestly Hot Homsar]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Cheat]], [[Teeg Dougland]], [[The Gregs|D' n' D Greg]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Vector Strong Bad]], [[Bubs]], [[Original Bubs]], [[Homeschool Winner]], [[Trogdor]], a [[peasant]], [[Peacey P]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Monday, November 12, 2018

'''Running Time:''' 4:01

'''Page Title:''' Time and Effort Well Spent!

==Transcript==
''{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first slide shows a fan wearing a paper mask decorated with markers and tape to look like Marshie with his vampire wig.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, you've forgot that bite chunk ''{the left side of the paper mask flashes in the shape of the missing bite}'' out of Marshie's head! ''{The bite fades}'' ''{uneasily}'' That can't be good.

''{Marshie fades in over the image, wearing his vampire costume}''

'''MARSHIE:''' If I can ever "poomp" back the bite on my head, ''{a series of black strings grow out from the bite chunk, regenerating it into a complete symmetrical wig with a pop and the word "POOMP!"}'' I'll be ''{Marshie's voice slows and deepens}'' unstoppable!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Please don't ever ''{Marshie fades back into the image}'' say "poomp back" ever again.

''{The next image shows a young man wearing a Homestar Runner t-shirt and a red baseball cap wrapped in blue tape with a paper propeller on it. He has the shadow of a mustache.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aw, this poor sap looks like he was forced to dress up as Mustache Homestar against his will. ''{whispering}'' Are they in the room now? Blink twice if you are under duress, and I'll call for help.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...

''{Homestar stands up and turns around to face the viewer, revealing that he is wearing a brown mustache. The screen goes dim as colored lines circle around him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{emphatically}'' Hustle for sports!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ah! Duress!

''{The next image shows a large mascot-style Homsar standing next to a little girl in front of a parking lot. A back-beat begins to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!

''{The next image shows a girl in a blue Modestly Hot Homsar leotard with white tights, an orange bowler, and a Darunia tattoo on her arm standing in the hallway}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, in a round}'' This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!

''{Flip back to the first Homsar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Impressive, disturbing, ''{flip back to the Modestly Hot Homsar}'' and makes me uncomfortable!

''{The two Homsar costumes are shown side-by-side, with the lady on the left and the mascot suit on the right. The images slide up and down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ah, that's the way that we dress up as Homsar for the Halloween holidays!

''{The song ends. The next image depicts someone in a Homestar Runner mask head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, nice truck-head Homestar costume!

''{A drawing of a flatbed truck is overlaid over the image of the mask. Commercial music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar!

''{A pop-up sign reading 2018 Truckhead Homestar with a star replacing the "a" in Homestar appears in the upper left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Built chassis tough!

''{A sign with rivets reading "Chassis Tough" appears on the bottom. A yellow sticker reading 4/2wice appears on the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Four over twice posi-taft intakes. So you can drive around all the lumber—

''{Wooden planks appear in the bed of the truck drawing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —that a dirt road could need.

''{All the ad signs float away, and the drawing of the truck with the mask drives off, leaving a gaping hole where the fan's head should be. The 2018 Truckhead Homestar tag reappears in the empty space.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' 2018 Truckhead Homestar! ''{words appear underneath as Strong Bad says them}'' You probably hunt, right? ''{beat}'' Or... fish?

''{The next image shows a fan in a Coach Z costume in front of some trees.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay, this is a great Coach Z costume, but I'm warning you, parents. I hope you never run for public office, 'cause this picture will come back to haunt you. ''{imitating a smooth-and-smarmy radio news anchor}'' And today, city councilperson Jorgley Morglin was forced to step down when a photograph surfaced from 2018 showing that they willingly placed their child in a Coach Z costume. ''{The radio news jingle plays}'' You're listening to snooty jerkwad-supported public radio.

''{The next image shows a woman with a yellow blanket with black spots draped over her}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Gah! You inhuman monster! You skinned The Cheat so you could wear his cheat pelt!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What do you mean, you molt?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You're molting right now? Turn the lights on.

''{Cut to The Cheat standing by the couch. He is shedding off a complete casing of his skin.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Wah! That is so much worse than if you were actually skinned alive!

''{The lights shut off.}''

''{Cut back to the projector. The next image shows a shrugging man wearing glasses and a sign that says "Teeg Dougland" hanging on his neck, standing in front of a blue couch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. In addition to not finding an appropriate wig for this costume, I'm afraid our VHS copy of ''Hook''—

''{A small segment of the image is blown up, showing videotapes of ''Hook'' and ''Twister'' on the shelf}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —has finally given out, and we won't be able to watch it on the tour bus. I'm afraid it's nothing but ''Twister'' from Pantsburg to Broiter Grove.

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{voiceover}'' I refuse to watch it! It's a black mark on Cary Elwes's career!

''{The next image shows a woman wearing a Coach Z sleeveless top, a purple cap, a white wig and white lipstick and eyeshadow, holding a microphone. The music from before begins to play again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' All together now! ''{singing}'' This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable! Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing, overlapping}'' This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable! Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!

''{The next image shows a very blurry photo of a fan dressed as D'n'd Greg in front of a shelf full of books and video games. Spooky music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ugh, between the creepy lighting—

''{The next image shows a Strong Bad costume, but the fan's mask is so small it does not cover his black, curly hair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —and the low mega-pixel count, some of these look more like—

''{The next image shows a fan in a Strong Bad mask and oversized glove wearing a blue sleeveless shirt and holding a ukulele over what appears to be Homestar's head on a bed}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —crime scene photos.

''{The next image shows a fan wearing a black cardboard mask with orange tape to resemble Vector Strong Bad, wearing an NES controller t-shirt}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life—

''{The next image shows the same image in the dark. The orange tape is glowing.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual—

''{The next image shows a person wearing a Bubs costume, standing in front of a garage door}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' witty retort. This is one of those times.

''{The next image shows a fan in an Original Bubs costume, in front of the same garage door}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And these are those costumes.

''{The next image shows a boy in a simple Homeschool Winner costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This one is a costume.

''{The next image shows a fan wearing a Strong Bad mask, Everlast gloves, and a shirt with the Ab-Abber pattern drawn on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And this as well.

''{The next image shows two fans standing in a basement snack bar. One is dressed as Trogdor. The other is a woman dressed as a burninated peasant lady.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Good effort here.

''{The next image shows a fan with his face covered in white, wearing a flannel shirt, a plaid sweater, and a knit cap, holding a camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' An obscure reference.

''{A thumbnail of an old Coach Z costume sketch from the [[Museum]] appears for comparison.}''

''{The next image shows a girl dressed as Peacey P.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Deepest cut.

''{The next image shows a fan in a smiling Strong Bad costume standing on a brick path outdoors, brandishing his muscles.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There are certain... vagueries I enjoy about this one.

''{The next image shows a fan's backyard, where the scene from [[space program]] in Strong Badia has been lovingly recreated. A fan dressed as Homestar with his head caught in a sweater is standing on the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, look at all this!

''{A still image from space program appears for comparison. As Strong Bad speaks, the respective parts of both scenes are pointed out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The milk jug, the sound effects CD, the bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close! The space myoot-ant? The some aluminum foil?

''{Even the tire wearing a headset is compared side-by-side}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is no costume! You guys started your own—

''{Flip back to the full image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}''—sbemail reenactment society!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover, quivering sheepishly}'' Which is something I've never done!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, interrupting}'' Sometimes I feel a little guilty, thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based.

''{The next image shows a badly-lit photo of a shirtless fan wearing a poorly-colored paper Strong Bad mask and poorly-colored-in paper gloves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh wait, never mind.

''{A sign with rivets similar to the Chassis Built sign pops up, reading "END."}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "A Halloween tradition! Strong Bad provides scathing commentary on H*R themed 'stumes."
*The [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fanstumes18.swf|preview]] for this toon features a costume not seen in the video: a woman dressed as each member of [[Teen Girl Squad]].

===Remarks===
*After Truckhead Homestar drives off, the background of the image shown has been very poorly edited.

===Inside References===
*The vampire Marshie costume was worn in [[Malloween Commercial]] and more recently resurfaced in [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]].
*"Hustle for Sports" is from [[Coach Z's 110%]].
*Homestar once again sports a [[mustache]].
*The second Homsar is [[Different Town Character Variations|Modestly Hot Homsar]], from [[different town]].
*Truck-head Homestar is described as having "four over [[twice]] intakes".
*The smooth-and-smarmy public radio voice was first used in the email [[radio]].
*Pantsburg was one of the [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|places]] that Strong Bad visited in [[vacation]]. Broiter Grove is the town where the [[Secret Identities|Mudgeman]] family resides in [[secret identity]].
**[[Limozeen]] visited both towns during their [[Limozeen#Zeenin' Across the Country 2001|Zeenin' Across the Country tour]].
*Traditions with former [[Fan Costumes]] toons that have returned include mocking the shape of Homestar's head, complaining that Coach Z costumes in general are creepy, and blurry, low-resolution photos.
*"I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys" is Teeg Dougland's catchphrase.

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:Hook (film)|Hook]]'' is a 1991 film starring Robin Williams as an adult Peter Pan. ''[[Wikipedia:Twister (1996 film)|Twister]]'' is a 1996 disaster film about a tornado. [[Wikipedia:Cary Elwes|Cary Elwes]] played Dr. Jonas Miller, the film's antagonist.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|fanstumes18|youtube=wUNtM_G974U|37823}}

{{halloweennav}}

TV Time Toons Menu

2019-01-02T04:47:35Z

Religious Corn: /* Toons with previews that don't happen in the toon */ Has no one noticed these??

{{about|toons menu itself}} {{for|list of all toons|Toons}}

[[Image:New Toons Menu.png|thumb|300px|The new Toons menu]]

The '''menu''' in which all the [[Toons]] are listed on a ''[[Wikipedia:TV Guide|TV Guide]]''-like [[Periodicals|magazine]] entitled '''TV Time'''.

'''Place:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 14, 2002

'''Page Title:''' Fun in the Living Room!

==Running Times==
The running time of each short is listed beside each entry, but occasionally there are [[Strong Bad Emails By Length|differences between the stated and actual time]].

==Easter Eggs==

*Placing the mouse over the tape "[[Joy of Painting]]" displays a small clip of [[Marzipan]] dressed as [[Wikipedia:Bob Ross|Bob Ross]] painting with a [[Marzipan's Painting Tools|palette knife]].

*Clicking on the top left corner of the ''TV Time'' booklet will close it and show one of four different covers:
{| align="center" width="90%" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Cover !! Caption !! Description
|-
| [[Image:1tvtime.png|100px]] || Homestar Runner and Company: Eating [[Pie]] and Getting [[Glossary#D|Doppy]] || The main characters of Homestar Runner (except [[Homsar]])
|-
| [[Image:2tvtime.png|100px]] || Homestar Runner: Ummm...[[Seriously]] || [[Homestar Runner]]
|-
| [[Image:3tvtime.png|100px]] || Strong Bad: The Last Great Guy? || [[Strong Bad]]
|-
| [[Image:Strong Mad and The Cheat TV Time Cover 4.png|100px]] || Strong Mad & the Cheat: The Next Bosom Buddies? || [[Strong Mad]] [[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship|hugging]] [[The Cheat]]
|-
|}

*By placing the mouse over the Strong Bad Email button and holding it there for a short while, the TV will show Strong Bad sitting at the [[Tandy 400]] soundlessly checking his email, receiving the following message:
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I drank too much salty plum soda. 
 
 
-Stu</blockquote>
to which Strong Bad replies, "No such thing, Stu. No such thing."

*If the mouse is held over [[Teen Girl Squad]] for a while, it will show an intro.
**[[Cheerleader]]'s shirt says. "li'l brat". Her card says, "hair products!".
**[[So and So]]'s card says, "plaid skirt!".
**[[What's Her Face]]'s card says, "baggy clothes!".
**[[The Ugly One]]'s card says, "drill team!".

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===

*The toons menu layout changed on June 22, 2004, and divided all the toons into eight categories. (The old version can be seen [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/toons-pre-new-remote.html here].) It displayed [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and [[Teen Girl Squad]] in a section called [[Features]]. [[Powered by The Cheat]] and [[Puppet Stuff]] were listed under Shorts.
*The Back button will always go to [[Main Page 4]].
*[[Homestar Runner]]'s TV is called [[TeeBee]].
*The Strong Bad Email Easter Egg comes from an abandoned project called [[Wireless Bizness]].
*On February 12, 2007, a "[[New Stuff]]" tape replaced one of the (non-interactive) "Joy of Painting" videos. When clicked, it lists the toons released from 2007 to the present.
*The contrast buttons in the Tandy in the preview of the Strong Bad Email are clickable, but they don't do anything.
**In the preview's [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|Flash file]], however, the buttons are fully functional.

===Toons with previews that don't happen in the toon===
[[File:homestar puppet mp25.png|thumb|200px|[[Main Page 25]]'s Toons Menu Preview]]

*During the sample of [[The Reddest Radish]], Strong Bad jumps and spins.
*During the sample of [[Kick the Can]], [[The Homestar Runner]]'s body sinks onto his legs and his head sinks into his body. Then his head and legs sprout out of the can.
*The preview of [[The System is Down]] has Homestar running past the 404 error.
*The preview of the Strong Bad Email [[web comics]] consists of a Gamerjox comic not seen in the email.
*During the sample of [[Quality Time]], Cardboard Homestar's eyes have no glasses and are shaped like Homestar's eyes.
*The previews for [[Fan Costumes '06]], [[Fan Costumes '07|'07]], [[Fan Costumes '09|'09]], and [[Fan Costumes 2018|18]] display costumes that do not appear in the videos themselves.
*The preview for [[Fall Float Parade]] shows the Pom Pom balloon coming in from the left of the screen. In the toon, we only see a close-up, then the Pom Pom balloon leaving right.
*[[Main Pages]] [[Main Page 25|25]] and [[Main Page 26|26]] have previews that don't look anything like the Main Page.
*The preview of [[Which Ween Costumes?]] shows a close-up of The Cheat in his Max costume with a sad expression that does not appear in the toon.
*The preview for [[Record Store Day]] shows a close-up of a scene from the Strong Bad Email [[concert]].
*The preview for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] has a non-dilapidated [[PhoneTime XL8]] with a "0" on the display.
*The preview for [[Later That Night...]] has the moon rising over the [[Spooky Woods]], without a tree in the background, with Homestar's mouth open.
*The preview for [[Characters from Yonder Website]] shows the Faceless Megacorp logo against a white background, whereas it's against a blurred title screen in the toon.
*The preview for [[Fan Costumes 2017]] shows a still image of a spaceship flying at a large green [[Nebulon]]-like monster, inside what appears to be a large mouth or internal organ of some sort.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Whitenoise goof.png|thumb|What's with all the noise?]]
*During the following toon previews, the preview overlaying the static doesn't completely cover it, and so some white noise can be seen on the TV screen:
**[[Cool Things]]
**[[Summer Short Shorts]]
**[[500 The Cheats]]
**[[TrogdorCon '97]]
**[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
**[[Happy Trogday]]
**[[Snowglobe]]
**[[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]]
**[[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2|2]] and [[Biz Cas Fri 3|3]]
**All the [[Puppet Jam|Puppet Jams]]
**[[mile]]
**[[New Boots]]
**[[Fan Costumes '06]]
**[[unnatural]]
**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Teen Girl Squad 12]]
**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Teen Girl Squad 13]]
**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Teen Girl Squad 15]]
**[[Quality Time]]
**[[bike thief]]
**[[Fan Costumes '08]]
**[[Best Caper Ever]]
**[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
**[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
**[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]

===Fixed Goofs===
*For a few days, the description for [[too cool]] mistakenly linked to [[sbemail206]] instead; likewise, the preview for sbemail206 was shown on the TeeBee.

===Glitches===
[[Image:TVGuideDennis.png|thumb|Obvious categories are...]]
*Sometimes, on older computers, clicking Toons, Shorts, Puppet Stuff, or Holiday does not open the closed TV Time booklet, so the cover must be clicked on to open it. All it shows is a blank page with the title "[[Dennis]]" on it.

*Currently, by using the Tab key, you can select the feature on the TV guide directly below the ones visible (unless it is the last one to select from) by highlighting the edges of the pages. This cannot be done with the mouse.

==External Links==

*[[HR:toons.html|go to the toons menu]]
*[[HR:tvguide.swf|view the Flash file for the toons menu]]
*[[Mirror:20040622_Old_Remote_Toons_Menu.html|view the old version of the toons menu]]
*[[HR:tvguide.html|view an unused version of the TV Guide toons menu]]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] | title = [[Toons]] Navigation | years = July 14, 2002-Present | after = N/A}}
{{end box}}

{{H*RNav}}
[[Category: H*R Navigation]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Talk:Flash

2017-11-28T17:28:53Z

Religious Corn: /**/Flash CC

== Macromedia is no more ==
Guys, Macromedia was bought by Adobe Systems.

So, it should be called Adobe Flash, or something.

:Not really. Flash Pro is still called [http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/flashpro/ Macromedia Flash] on the Adobe website, while the Flash player is now called [http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash&promoid=BIOW Adobe Flash]. I think it's safe to continue calling it Macromedia Flash. — [[User:Loafing|Loafing]] 09:35, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

== Opera 9 ==

Opera 9, the latest release, does '''not''' have Flash pre-installed. It's interesting that when you access H*R with Opera 9 without Flash installed, there's no little "download Flash Player" or anything, they ought to do that. But just for future reference - Opera 9 users will need to download the Flash player separately. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:15, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

== Move? ==

Propose '''move''' to [[Flash]]. The program is now owned and supported by Adobe, but "Adobe Flash" is not the name of the program, as far as I can see. It's "Flash" by the company Adobe. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:06, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

:I agree with Qermaq. The software is no longer Macromedia Flash and is no longer proprieted by Macromedia. The flash player is Adobe Flash, but the edit software is just Flash. {{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 20:58, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

::I agree. "Flash" is an accurate name, and by using it, we will avoid the whole Macromedia/Adobe discussion. We'll also be safe if Google buys them out ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:03, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

== {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Flash&diff=726058&oldid=725777 Regarding revision 726058}} ==

In this edit, a sentence was worded a little differently. My ''initial'' interpretation of that sentence was that The Brothers Chaps had moved away from Flash 5. Now my first impression has left me intrigued. Who or what says they haven't moved away from Flash 5? I quote from [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007]] ({{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Georgia_Tech_-_26_Apr_2007&oldid=719695 revision 719695 at time of writing}}):
<blockquote>
'''MIKE:''' [...] Um, we use Flash 5, which, I think, they're on Flash 8 now, so the version of Flash we use is about four, four years outdated. Um, for various lazy reasons, mostly, just not wanting to, uh, you know, get used to the minor changes and interface and things like that.
 
'''MATT:''' Well, we definitely work faster. There's, uh, several things that we can do way faster in Flash 5 than we can in 8. Uh, we, we publish everything in Flash 8 because it compresses everything so much more. Like, we'll make a cartoon in Flash 5, and it'll be, like, one and a half megs, and then you put it in Flash 8, and it's 700k or something, so it, it really makes a difference, so, uh, to keep bandwidth under control, we do that sort of thing. [...]
</blockquote>
Since they use a later version of Flash to compress the SWF more effectively, and also to embed video, it's more difficult to prove that they've stopped using Flash 5. My question in short is this: Have they moved away from Flash 5, and if so, how can it be proven? Again, just wondering. As always, I'm sorry if some of what I said didn't make any sense. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 02:42, 27 October 2011 (UTC)

== Newer swf Versions ==

All swf's versions after April Fool 2014 are way higher, 22 I believe. Could this mean the Chap's have upgraded? This is also seen in "Flash is Dead!", when pieces of Flash fall: they are black. The color of Animate CC. Tell me what you think. [[User:Maxmushroom|Maxmushroom]] 20:34, 15 August 2016 (UTC)
:Well, for a long time they refused to upgrade past Flash 5 even when Flash 8 was around. Eventually they started making the toons in Flash 5 and compiling them in Flash 8 and up. And they incorporated some of its new features [[Main Page 24|here]] and [[Kick-A-Ball|here]]. So I wouldn't be surprised if they just adapted to the newer versions after a while like everyone else.
:Another possibility is that they may have had to abandon their previous computer and equipment, and had to buy a new license to install Flash again. That would force them onto the CC software without a doubt, although Flash is Dead! came out before Animate did. (I have suspected TBC lost some of their files or hardware for a few years now, but that's another story.) --{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}} 22:46, 15 August 2016 (UTC)

== Rename ==

Due to [[Flash is Dead!|Flash Player's unfortunate death]], Adobe has chosen to move away from the Flash name and the program is now called [[Wikipedia:Adobe Animate|Adobe Animate]]. Is a rename in order as this article is about the animation program itself, which is now called Animate? Will it be named "Animate", or move to "Adobe Animate" due to its generic connotation by itself? - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 01:21, 28 September 2016 (UTC)

== Move back to Flash ==

Does anyone else think we should move this page back to [[Flash]]? I realize it was given a new name by Adobe, but this is a Homestar Runner Wiki. "Flash" has been referenced by name innumerable times on the site (including at least once ''after'' its renaming), and its new name hasn't been mentioned once. I say that at least until the name change has been acknowledged in any way on homestarrunner.com, we should keep it to the easily recognizable '''Flash'''. {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 12:18, 6 April 2017 (UTC)
:I'd have to agree with this. {{User:The thing/sig}} 13:33, 6 April 2017 (UTC)
:Yes. H*R toons weren't built in Animate; they were built in Flash. Given the Chaps' reluctance to upgrade, for all we know they ''still'' use Flash (have they mentioned anything to the contrary?). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:49, 6 April 2017 (UTC)
::In addition to the above points, the browser plugin is still referred to as "Adobe Flash Player", despite the updated "Animate" name for the animation program. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 18:07, 6 April 2017 (UTC)

== Flash CC ==

In [[Screenland - 24 Apr 2017]] Matt and Mike can be seen using Flash CC (for example, at 21:03). Should this be noted somewhere? {{User:Religious Corn/sig}} 17:28, 28 November 2017 (UTC)

Strong Bad Evolution

2017-11-28T17:19:47Z

Religious Corn: A few changes and addendum about mouth shape

Like [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]] has had his share of changes. He's "grown" a blue diamond and a silver V on his forehead and eventually lost his Mexican accent. His personality has changed significantly.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|150px]]|| This is the first Strong Bad design (AKA "[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]"). || 1996 || [[Original Book]]; [[Super NES]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]]''; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]''; ''[[Halloween Safety]]'' (Easter egg); [[@StrongBadActual]]; ''[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]'' || N/A
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_mls.png|150px]] || The second design || 2000 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]]; ''[[personal favorites]]''; ''[[lady...ing]]'' || His mouth is now flesh colored, his eyes are green, a less circular shape, and have a gradient on them. The silver crest and blue diamond are now on his head, and he seems to have grown. His eyes seem to be inside his mask, not outside. He has blue (but sometimes black) pants, brighter colors, shading, and a belly button. He seems to be less lopsided. He has a thicker outline.
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|150px]] || The third design || 2000 || [[Character Cards]]; [[The Reddest Radish]] || His eyes are now back outside his head, his pants are a brighter blue, and he's shaded more brightly. He's lost his belly button and wears red shoes.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_jumpingjack.png|150px]] || The fourth design || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; [[Strong Libs]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in picture), [[Email Processing Room]] (Silhouette); ''[[Hremail 7]]'' || His design is neater, his red has gotten darker, he now consistently wears black pants, and his shoes are bigger and are a different shape. His boxing gloves are bigger, his legs are closer together, there's more shading, and the outline has become thinner. His mouth's shape is different and symmetrical. His arms are wider and shorter. His eyes are rounder. Some of his colors are lighter. His silver crest is a different shape.
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook_sb.png|150px]] || The fifth design || 2000 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]]; [[The Luau]]; [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[some kinda robot]] to [[halloweener]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 6|6]], [[Main Page 7|7]], [[Main Page 8|8]] and [[Main Page 11|11]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]]; ''[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]''; "[[Strong Bad Email#Strong Bad Email Menus|Post January 2003-2004 Compy 386 Scroll Button Songs]]" (remainder shading), [[Strong Bad Email#Strong Bad Email Menus|2001-January 2003 Tandy 400-Compy 386 Scroll Button Songs]] (except for the broken Tandy menu) || The outline is colored and has gotten thinner, and his colors are brighter. The division between his boots and pants is now slanted, and his shoes are a different shape. Around this point Strong Bad loses the "I'm the bad guy" role to more of a mean funny cool guy. His voice is still somewhat Hispanic, but to a lesser extent; the current Strong Bad voice is becoming more noticeable. His mouth has a very thin outline in this version. In Strong Bad Emails with this design, he also had shadings of his sixth design.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_current.png|150px]] || The sixth design. || 2001 || [[A Mother's Day Message]]; [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[brianrietta]] to [[extra plug]] (except [[anything]]); [[garage sale]]; [[The Cheat Theme Song]]; [[Where's The Cheat?]]; [[First Time Here?]]; [[Everybody to the Limit]]; [[Main Page 15]]; [[Homestar Talker]]; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]; [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; [[Decemberween Email Menu]]; [[The System is Down]]; [[Superbowl Dealie]]; [[Arcade Game]]; [[Revenge of the King]]; [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]; [[Malloween Commercial]]; [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]; [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]; [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]; [[New Boots]]; [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]; [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; [[Experimental Film]]; [[Halloween Fairstival]]; [[Strong Bad Email#Strong Bad Email Menus|Post January 2003-2004 Compy 386 Scroll Button Songs]] || He now has a reflection to his eye and much better shading. Around his chest, there is some reflection. The black in his mask turned to a lighter shade of gray. His mouth is shaded and his gloves now have the window reflection. By now, the Hispanic accent has, more or less, gone away and evolved into a much more relaxed voice that goes up and down in tone, unlike the previous ones which seemed to be a forced low-as-possible tone. His pants have a purplish shine and he has shrunk a little in proportion. His legs are now closer together and his arms are longer.
|-
| [[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|150px]] || The seventh design. || 2004 || All [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[montage]] to [[candy product]]; [[redesign]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 22|22]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]; [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]; [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]; [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]; [[Store Thank You Messages]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Happy Fireworks]]; [[Cool Things]]; [[TrogdorCon '97]]; [[Sick Day]]; [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]; [[Fall Float Parade]]; [[Happy Trogday]]; [[Career Day]] || His head is bigger and his arms are higher up and shorter. His shoes are darker, a different shape and have different shading. The black on his face is slightly darker, and takes up more space. His pants seem to have lost some of their purple shading. The diamond and V-shape are also more symmetrical to each other, though some toons and even a few emails retain the previous version's V-shape. Likewise, the shading on Strong Bad's boots and pants seems to drift from this version's style to the previous version and back. Where his boots meet his pants, they lose the angle that was in the previous design. In the sbemails, when his head bobs up and down, it tilts less.
|-
| [[Image:currentbad.png|150px]] || This is the current design. || 2006 || Various toons from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] to current; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s starting with [[alternate universe]]; [[Main Page 24]]; [[4 Gregs]] || His eyes are closer together, making his face appear less flat. The eyes and V-shape are slightly different shapes. The black part of his mask is darker and bigger, and the shading is less prominent. There is less shading on the diamond. The purple shading on his pants still varies from toon to toon, and in some it is gray.

In some toons from [[I Killed Pom Pom]] onward, Strong Bad's mouth is more symmetrical.
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]

Multiple Consonants

2017-11-22T19:56:24Z

Religious Corn: Bubsmfortable

[[File:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]

Several of the made-up words in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] feature '''multiple consecutive consonant clusters'''. Most of them are formed in [[Strong Bad Email]]s and have more consonants than any other real word in the English language, usually making them slightly difficult to pronounce. Most of the consonants are also part of consonant blends.

In the modern English language, the largest number of consonants that appear in a row in a single word is five (e.g. ''[[Wiktionary:strength|strength]]s'', ''[[Wiktionary:length|length]]s'', ''[[Wiktionary:angst|angst]]s'', ''[[Wiktionary:twelfth|twelfth]]s''). However, if the letters ''y'' and ''w'' are accepted as consonants, then the archaic word ''twyndyllyngs'' has the most consonants in a row, with twelve.

==Examples==

*Email [[i love you]] — The mailer's name is "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf", which has groups of six, sixteen, three, three and four consonants (although the "y" is treated as a vowel), in that order. [[Strong Bad]] manages to read the whole word once, but then decides to shorten it to just [[fhqwhgads]], which still has six consonants in a row.
**Email [[fan club]] — [[Strong Sad]] tells the [[Deleteheads]] about "FHQWHfest", which has six consonants in a row.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]], Email [[retirement]], and [[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad refers to his feet as "[[soolnds|soolnds]]". This has four consonants in a row.
*Email [[candy product]] — The name of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|candy bar]] is "SBLOUNSKCHED!", which has five consonants in a row; furthermore, the "e" is silent, effectively adding the "D" to the consonant cluster.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — When asked to spell any word, [[Coach Z]] makes Strong Bad type "pfargtl", which has four consonants in a row. It is supposedly an animal.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad's made-up word, "engsmsplode", has seven consonants in a row.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Two of the words in ''[[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary|Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!]]'', "pffgh" and "graaauuughnck", have five consonants in a row for each word. Furthermore, "pffgh" doesn't have a single vowel.
*Email [[videography]] — A tape emerges from a [[The VCR|VCR]] with a label on it reading "bar-mitzfvfahs". "Mitzfvfahs" has five consecutive consonants.
*[[Fan Costumes 2017]] — Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] refer to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] as "Bubsmfort Inn & Suites," with a slogan of "Make yourself Bubsmfortable;" both words have four consonants in a row.

{{stub}}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Fan Costumes 2017

2017-11-18T05:37:03Z

Religious Corn: See talk page for proof it's me; also changed "remarks" to "trivia" because that's what this seems to be

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|fanstumes17|Haunted Photo Booth|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Fan Costumes 2017.png|thumb|"I found that SHMUPs taste best."]]

Strong Bad once again mocks the costumes sent to him by the fans, this time with some unexpected characters.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}

'''Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Paper]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Matt Chapman]] as [[Sample of Style Too|Motion Capture Strong Bad]], [[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]], [[Homsar]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Il Cartographer]], [[Gardenboy]], [[Mr. Cheatayama]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 15, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 5:34 (Actual)

'''Page Title:''' Dress em' up Dan!

==Transcript==
''{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a bald man wearing make up to resembles Strong Bad's mask. Two keyboards can be seen behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing in the tune of The System is Down. Every time he says "bald", the image is mirrored.}'' The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald! Bald, bald, bald, bald! ''{The image is covered with some rave effects and the image randomly reversed or flipped upside down.}'' DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!

{The next image shows a guy in a The Cheat hoodie kneeling down. A glow stick appears and spins in front of him.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes singing and mimics a techno beat mimics.}'' Doom doom doom doom. The system is bald! ''{The picture of the guy in the Strong Bad makeup appears again. The image then spins around.}'' Dah dah doh-la dah dah!

''{The next image shows up with the same man as before, holding a glass next to a man dressed as Ned Flanders. A little piano ditty plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing to a different tune.}'' Now go have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!

''{The next frame shows a giant Homestar costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Impressive Homestar costume! I see you made him with his rectangle mouth, which I like to call 'Cartridge Mouth Homestar'! I'm always just tempted to shove a VHS tape ''{as Strong Bad lists the examples, the item gets inserted and pressed down into Homestar's mouth}'' or a dusty old musty Game Pak right in there!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I found that SHMUPs taste best! You know, like Xeliogravius... IV? ''{the box for Videlectrix game Xeliogravius IV drops down, showing a ship fighting a green alien. On it is a caption that says "Not a total rip-off!"}'' That's a good game.

''{The next slide shows a man dressed up as Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, there's actually some pretty good ''{the next slide shows another person dressed as the aforementioned character}'' looking Coach Z costumes this year! You guys have really— ''{the next slide appears, featuring a Coach Z costume with a skin-tight suit}'' Oh, the pain! ''{the next slide appears, with another Coach Z costume, this time a full-body suit}'' Oh, the mercy! All right, you guys! I'm calling it! I don't want to see anybody wearing these skin tight green jobs next year!

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, you asked for it! ''{Coach Z hums to himself as some rustling can be heard, accompanied by squishing noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! I was talking about the fans! And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' INA-PRO-PRO!

''{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the screen, accompanied with a buzzer noise. The next image shows a man dressed up as Senor Cardgage holding a bag. The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the image again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my dear yes! ''{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp fades away.}'' Gonna have to get analogous on this one.

''{An analysis sheet is pulled up. The top is written "ANALOGY WORKSHEET - Unit 1 - Cardgage" with the bottom written "this guy: cardgage:: cardgage: strong bad". A sketch of the person wearing the costume appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's costume is to ''{a sketch of Senor Cardgage appears}'' Cardgage, as Cardgage ''{the aforementioned sketch appears, but mirrored}'' is to ''{a sketch of Strong Bad appears}'' Strong Bad. ''{The sheet moves out of view.}'' He's like a Cardgage among Cardgages. He's like Cardgage squared! Aww, and look! ''{zooms in on the bag of a take out bag of Chick-fil-A lying on the ground}'' Somebody finally took him to ''{imitates Cardgage}'' Chick-fil-A.

''{The next image shows a guy dressed as D n'D Greg and a woman dressed as What's Her Face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's a dead-on D n'D Greg and What's Her Face, and your wall even dressed up as D n'D Greg's front hallway!

''{Speech bubbles for D n'D Greg and What's Her Face appear}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' The KROKUS banner on my front porch drew her near... and this Slayer poster in my hallway won her heart.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Uhh... I like pavement.

{The next image shows another giant Homestar costume standing in front of a closed door.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' B-WHOA-HO-HO! If I came out the bathroom and saw that thing standing in the hallway, I'd call in the SWAT flamethrower strike team. ''{Mimics a caller.}'' Uh, yes, officer, there's a seven-foot-tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch! ''{laughs over his next few lines}'' That's what we call the area between the bathroom and the laundry room. The stounch. Come and get him. In my stounch.

''{The next slide scrolls down with "Pree-ow" playing. A guy has The Paper taped on his face and is standing behind a computer monitor with a Tandy 400 background reading "a> Pretend this computer is 30 years old." The next slide shows a guy dressed as David Byrne and a woman dressed as The Log Lady. They are sitting on a table with candles and a picture of a plant on it, while the guy holds his hands up and his eyes closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So wait, you didn't actually dress up as Strong Sad or Marzipan, you dressed up as the ''{a still showing Strong Sad and Marzipan appear on the bottom right}'' people they dressed up as one time, and then painstakingly ''{the images move up to the slide, scales to match the propositions and becomes translucent}'' recreated the scene in which they appeared. Well, that sounds exactly like the kinda nerdy thing those two losers would be into anyways. ''{The comparison fades away.}'' So good job.

''{The next slide shows a person dressed up as motion-capture Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing like dressing up as an obscure Internet cartoon's even more obscure DVD bonus feature. ''{An image of motion-capture Strong Bad appears on the left side.}'' Mo-Cap Strong Bad, more like "Mowed-Down Strong Bad"! ''{Bubs's baloney truck runs into the picture of Mo-Cap Strong Bad and knocks it out of view.}'' 'Cause it's a very— there's a lot of black in the costume. Might be hard to see.

''{The next slide shows a guy wearing a giant light brown pillow over his head, making it resemble a bean. He's sitting on a chair with a travel case next to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, Large Bean's getting the respect he deserves!

''{The next frame shows the same character with a cardboard bean on the person's face. The background is dark and blurred.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! No fair blurring out the rest of your living room! How am I supposed to make fun of your family's terrible taste in decor?

''{The next frame shows a boy in a Homsar costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' AaAaAaAaA! I'm a tall kitty in a pumpkin bag! ''{zooms in the kitty dressed decor in the background.}'' Or, ''{zooms back out}'' don't froth up, ''{zooms in on the unplugged appliance in the background}'' I unplugged the papasan! Man! Middle America's houses ''{zooms back out}'' are rife with Homsar quotes!

''{The next frame shows a guy dressed as Old-Timey Strong Bad sitting on the steps next to a sign. The image is in a sepia tone.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes, feast your depression-era eyes on Strong Bad's Flavor Taste ''{zooms in on the sign}'' Tricks and Treats! {A logo of a spoon holding a white powder slide in from the top right} A spoonful of bakinged soda one could mistake for sugar and some molasses {a bottle of molasses slides in the bottom left with a dead goat on it. On it has the words "premulum" on it} bequeathed to me by a goat, upon its untimely demise! ''{zooms back out}'' Strong Bad is your number one candym'n!

''{The next frame shows someone wearing a Coach Z costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys.

''{The next frame shows someone wearing a Senor Cardgage costume with some animals strapped on his knees, with a similar background and image quality.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys!

''{The next frame shows both images, with Senor Cardgage on the left and Coach Z on the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys!! These are good costumes. These are ''great'' costumes! But why, in the year of our King of Town 2017, when everyone has a 12-jillion gregapixel camera in their pocket, ''{close-up of the Senor Cardgage costume's mask}'' do you send me pictures that look like they were taken on your... ''{a pink flip-phone with "Sweet Digits" written on it slides to the center of the screen}'' grandma's candy flip-phone that you don't have the heart to tell her ''{the phone opens, revealing a cartoony winking face on the screen, and a hole filled with colored balls below the buttons, with some spilling out of the phone.}'' it's not a real phone?! ''{grandma voice}'' But I had ''such'' good conversations with Little Protelzo! ''{normal voice}'' That's her— that's her grandson. Little Protelzo.

''{The next frame shows one person dressed as il Cartographer, with a flag and map to the restroom, and a person dressed as Gardenboy beside him, with a rake and watering can, and a Kick The Cheat toy designed to look like Mr. Cheatayama, all against a wall with some sheets taped to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this costume thing is not a contest. But you guys... win the costume contest! ''{an instrumental version of the il Cartographer theme plays as an image of il Cartographer, Gardenboy, and Mr. Cheatayama in the wrestling ring appears in the corner, with the character in the same positions as the costumes}'' It's all here! Il Cartographer's ''{close-up of the il Cartographer costume's mask}'' floppy hat! ''{close-up of the flag}'' And flag! ''{close-up of his map to the restroom}'' And maps to the restroom! The insidious ''{close-up of Mr. Cheatayama}'' Mr. Cheatayama with his trademark whisk! ''{cut to the entire picture; the image in the corner disappears}'' And you even took the picture in front of a depressing basement wall with some sheets taped to it! That was an actual venue we used to wrestle in! ''{the music stops}'' That's where il Cartographer finally won... ''{A wrestling belt, with a gold waffle design in the middle, zooms in from the center of the screen. There is a carton, melting butter, and a muffin on the waffle design, with the words "Continental Breakfast Champion" written at the top and bottom. The AWMPSCE logo is on both of the sides. The music continues.}'' the Continental Breakfast title belt!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He won the title match!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He took-a no crap!

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' il Cartographer!

'''LEAD SINGER:''' He's gonna draw another map!

''{A brown map flies in from the left side of the screen to the middle. There is a compass pointing north in the bottom-left corner. There is a road that goes past Carrot and Kazoo Hill (labeled "CK Hill") and The Stick (unlabeled) to an X near Bubs' Concession Stand, with an arrow pointing to it, with red text reading "here be savings". There is a Yello Dello (labeled "yello-dello") just past the stand. In the bottom right-corner, there is a Bubs head wearing a hat.}''

'''BACKING SINGERS:''' He's the il Cartographer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I claim-a this belt in the name of Bubsmfort Inn & Suites! Home of the free continental breakfast! ''{quickly, quietly}'' Located just past Carrot-Kazoo Hill, one mile south of the Yello Dello.

'''BUBS:''' ''{a speech bubble appears from the Bubs head on the map, as Bubs reads it:}'' Make yourself Bubsmfortable!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"SHMUP" is short for "[[Wikipedia:Shoot 'em up|shoot 'em up]]", a genre of games that involves controlling a ship to dodge obstacles and blast away enemies with projectile weapons.
*A papasan is a chair, originally from the Philippines, that features a removable dish-shaped futon cushion on a rattan frame.

===Trivia===
*The Strong Bad depicted with Ned Flanders is having a [[Cold One]].
*The low-quality Senor Cardgage appears to have plush animals tied to his knees, a reference to [[too cool]].
*The motion-capture Strong Bad costume is from [[Sample of Style Too]], which was DVD-exclusive before being uploaded to [[YouTube]].
*The costumes at the end and [[AWMPSCE]] are all from [[yes, wrestling]].
*The scene recreated is from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], where [[Strong Sad]], dressed as [[Popular Music References#Talking Heads|David Byrne]], and [[Marzipan]], dressed as [[Twin Peaks|the Log Lady]], conducted a seance to contact [[Credenza]].
*The second Coach Z costume is a ten-year-old photo of wiki user [[User:Religious Corn|Religious Corn]].

===Inside References===
*The page title of this cartoon is "[[X 'em up|Dress 'em up]] [[Dan]]".
*The song [[The System is down (song)|The System is Down]], [[The Cheat's glowsticks]] and the rave lights are from [[techno]].
*Strong Bad mocked a Homestar costume's mouth in [[Fan Costumes '08]] for being bass-mouthed and in [[Fan Costumes '06]] for having the wearer visible in the mouth.
*Strong Bad complained about Coach Z costumes in the Fan Costumes toons of [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]], [[Fan Costumes '08|2008]], [[Fan Costumes '09|2009]] and [[Fan Costumes 2016|2016]].
*"Ina-Pro-Pro!" is from [[Halloween Safety]].
*Senor Cardgage mentioned wanting Chick-fil-A in [[Senor Mortgage]].
*What's Her Face professed [[She Likes Cloth|liking cloth]], another inanimate material, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
*Strong Bad professed his desire to kill a large Homestar Runner in the original [[Fan Costume Commentary]] with a compound bow.
*Strong Bad prank-called Marzipan in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] to wear black and jump into the street with the intent of getting mowed down. Getting run over while trick-or-treating was also mentioned in [[Costume Commercial]].
*Mo-cap Strong Bad is run over by the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
*"Flavor taste" is a phrase used to describe [[Fluffy Puff]] Air-Puffed Sugar Delights in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] and Old-Timey Strong Bad's "chewing powders" in [[2 emails]].
*Old-Timey Strong Bad refers to himself as a "[[Man pronounced as m'n|candym'n]]" and the sign refers to him as a [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing|thousandaire]]. He also says his molasses comes from a [[goat]].
*Strong Bad has been mocking fan's rooms since [[Fan Costume Commentary]]. He particularly singles out [[Homsar]] in [[Fan Costumes 2015]] and the [[The Poopsmith|Poopertrooper]] in [[Fan Costumes '09]].
*Strong Bad also hassled a fan for a low-quality image in [[Fan Costumes 2016]].
*Bubs' Concession Stand was a [[Bubs' Motor Lodge|hotel]] in [[secret identity]].
*[[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]] is from [[nightlife]], and Bubs' Concession Stand is indeed visible from there.
*[[The Yello Dello]] is on the Bubsmfort map.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Ned Flanders|Ned Flanders]] is a character from [[The Simpsons]].
*Xeliogravius is a [[Portmanteau]]/parody of [[wikipedia:Xevious|Xevious]], a scrolling shooter game from [[Namco]], and [[wikipedia:Gradius|Gradius]], a series of space shooters by [[wikipedia:Konami|Konami]].
*[[wikipedia:Krokus (band)|Krokus]] and [[wikipedia:Slayer|Slayer]] are heavy metal bands, while "pavement" has a double meaning that refers to the alternative rock band [[wikipedia:Pavement (band)|Pavement]].
**Krokus was previously mentioned in [[band names]].
*[[Wikipedia:Chick-fil-A|Chick-fil-A]] is a fast-food restaurant chain that primarily sells chicken sandwiches and other boneless chicken dishes.
*Bubsmfort Inn & Suites is a parody of the hotel chain [[Wikipedia:Choice Hotels|Comfort Inn & Suites]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|fanstumes17|youtube=rD9xymMKtug}}
{{halloweennav}}
[[Category:Fan Material]]
[[Category:Twitter]]

User:Religious Corn

2017-11-18T05:36:17Z

Religious Corn: Updated some stuff

[[Image:ss_n2s.png|thumb|Note to self: Spend more time on the wiki.]]

(This page is under renovation.)

I got my username from the bonus email #5, [[Accent]]. See [[Special:Contributions/72.24.112.84|here]] and [[Special:Contributions/67.61.125.69|here]] for edits I made while not logged on.

== What got me started on H*R ==
When I saw my first toon, [[A Jorb Well Done]], I thought of [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] as "[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy|bad guys]]." Then I found out about [[Strong Bad Emails]], and I was a little confused at first at why a bad guy checking emails was so popular. One thing led to another, and I was hooked.

=== My fave contributions ===
I like working on the HRWiki. Here are some of my favorite contributions:
*DVD commentary for [[retirement]]
*added new [[Strong Bad Evolution|Strong Bad design]]
*started discussing [[Template:tobediscussed|articles for discussion]]
*voted on [[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|featured articles]]
*created the original subtitles for [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] and [[independent]]

== Misc. stuff ==
[[Image:Religious_Corn_as_Coach_Z_-_2007.jpg|thumb|Uncropped photo.]]
The second person in [[Fan Costumes 2017]] dressed as Coach Z is me, from ten years ago (2007). The kid in the pumpkin costume in the uncropped photo is my younger brother.

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== Hremails' Names ==

These are simply names I gave the [[hremails]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-align: center;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Hremail # !! Name
|-
| [[Image:EthicalAdvancementOfMelonade.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 7]]
| style="text-align: left;" | fave-o drinks
|-
| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 24]]
| style="text-align: left;" | best cartoon ever
|-
| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 49]]
| style="text-align: left;" | pillow fight
|-
| [[Image:HREmail_62_drawer.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 62]]
| style="text-align: left;" | cultural ''(suggested by [[User:Jellote|Jellote]])''
|-
| [[File:Puppet_show.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 2000]]
| style="text-align: left;" | shoes
|-
| [[File:hremail3184_intro.png|100 px]] || [[Hremail 3184]]
| style="text-align: left;" | gordon tiecollarondemous
|-
|}
{{clear}}

Talk:Fan Costumes 2017

2017-11-18T05:24:00Z

Religious Corn: Non-blurry photographic evidence

== I'm in this ==

The second Coach Z costume (the kid) is a ten-year-old photo of me. [[:File:Religious_Corn_as_Coach_Z_-_2007.jpg|Here's the uncropped photo.]] {{User:Religious Corn/sig}} 02:05, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

File:Religious Corn as Coach Z - 2007.jpg

2017-11-18T05:21:37Z

Religious Corn: Uncropped ten-year-old photo of me in a Coach Z costume, seen in Fan Costumes 2017.

== Summary ==
Uncropped ten-year-old photo of me in a Coach Z costume, seen in [[Fan Costumes 2017]].
== Licensing ==
{{cc-by-nc-sa-2.0}}

Talk:Fan Costumes 2017

2017-11-16T02:05:14Z

Religious Corn: Me

== I'm in this ==

The second Coach Z costume (the kid) is a ten-year-old photo of me.

What's the policy for providing proof? {{User:Religious Corn/sig}} 02:05, 16 November 2017 (UTC)