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Weekly Fanstuff

2009-07-09T22:56:59Z

Rexy: Yeah, I'm just proud of the moment right about now :D

{{about|weekly updated fanstuff which began on January 27, 2004}} {{for|older fan material in the Museum|Fan Stuff}}

{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

'''Weekly Fanstuff''' is a collection of fan-submitted [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] projects and pictures. These are viewed by clicking on the ''F'' button at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the fanstuff appearances in 2009.

''As of November 22nd, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/fanstuff_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:fanstuff.swf|Flash file]].'' 

Fanstuff can be sent to [[The Brothers Chaps]] at their [[email]] address, {{pl|l=mailto:brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com}}.

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! width="200" | Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Text !! Description

|- id="WF-2009-07-09"
| [[Image:dangeresque_x-stitch.PNG|200px]] || 09 Jul 2009 || Dangeresque X-Stitch! || A cross-stitched pattern depicting [[Renaldo]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], and [[Dangeresque Too]]. This Fanstuff was submitted by Wiki user [[User:Rexy|Rexy]]. (See a larger version [http://rexrock69.deviantart.com/art/HR-quot-Sounds-Embroideresque-quot-126517763 here].)

|- id="WF-2009-06-25"
| [[File:WF-2009-6-25.PNG|200px|legolated homsar]] || 25 Jun 2009 || legolated homsar || [[Homsar]] made out of [[Wikipedia:Lego|Lego]] bricks. This was submitted by HRwiki user [[User:Trogsar|Trogsar]].

|- id="WF-2009-06-04"
| [[Image:WF-2009-6-4.png|200px|Dangeresque Fanimation]] || 4 Jun 2009 || dangeresque fanimation || {{mwatch|fanstuff/sbjump.html}}
An animation by [http://studentpages.scad.edu/~dmacke21/ Dan MacKenzie] titled "The Traditional Jump", consisting of [[Dangeresque]] in the [[Gremlin]] jumping off a ramp. Before the animation plays, [[Strong Bad]] says, "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!" The license plate appearing in the animation reads "SB H*R" and the bumper sticker reads "Mack".

|- id="WF-2009-04-10"
| [[Image:WF-2009-4-10.PNG|200px|Strange Body Dilemma?]] || 10 Apr 2009 || strange body dilemma? || A [[Wikipedia:Nebraska|Nebraska]] license plate reading [[Strong Bad|STRNGBD]].

|- id="WF-2009-04-02"
| [[Image:WF-2009-4-2.PNG|200px|blurry trogcoin]] || 2 Apr 2009 || blurry trogcoin || A slightly blurred [[Trogdor|Trog]]coin (as seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]]).

|- id="WF-2009-03-26"
| [[Image:WF-2009-3-26.PNG|200px|1936 graffiti]] || 26 Mar 2009 || 1936 graffiti || A black and white image of [[The Sneak]] drawn using spray paint on concrete.

|- id="WF-2009-03-12"
| [[Image:WF-2009-3-12.PNG|200px|are you asking for a cold oooooone?!]] || 12 Mar 2009 || are you asking for a cold oooooone?! || A sign for the [[Double Deuce]] Saloon. The caption refers to [[Stinkoman]]'s catch phrase and [[Cold Ones]].

|- id="WF-2009-03-05"
| [[Image:WF-2009-3-5.png|200px|a hit at parties]] || 5 Mar 2009 || a hit at parties || A [[Trogdor]] birthday cake.

|- id="WF-2009-02-26"
| [[Image:WF-2009-2-26.PNG|200px|cheat commandlegos]] || 26 Feb 2009 || cheat commandlegos ||A set of Lego figures modeled after the [[Cheat Commandos]]. Characters include [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[Reynold]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Ripberger]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Gunhaver]], and [[Fightgar]]. This Fanstuff was submitted by Wiki user [[User:Bleu Ninja|Bleu Ninja]]. (See the originally submitted version [[:Image:Cheat_Commandos_Lego.png|here]])

|- id="WF-2009-02-19"
| [[Image:WF-2009-2-19.PNG|200px|custom mighty mugg]] || 19 Feb 2009 || custom mighty mugg ||A [[Strong Bad]] [[Wikipedia:Mighty Muggs|Mighty Mugg]].

|- id="WF-2009-02-12"
| [[Image:WF-2-12-09.PNG|200px|12X a day man? really?]] || 12 Feb 2009 || 12X a day man? really? || 13 painted eggs with paintings of [[Stinkoman]], [[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad Other Costumes#12X|Twelve-Times-a-Day Man]], [[Sterrance]], [[Homestar Runner]], Homestar running, [[Dangeresque Too]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], Homestar and [[Marzipan]], [[The Cheat]], and The Cheat and Strong Bad. The Trogdor Egg was previously entered in a [[Telltale Games]] contest for Trogdor art.

|- id="WF-2009-02-05"
| [[Image:Fortress_2.PNG|200px|team fortress 2 spray]] || 05 Feb 2009 || team fortress 2 spray || Custom art of [[Li'l Brudder]] on a wall in the video game [[Wikipedia:Team Fortress 2|''Team Fortress 2'']]. The player's class is a Soldier, wielding his Rocket Launcher.

|- id="WF-2009-01-29"
| [[Image:WF-1-29-09.PNG|200px|nother bear...shark? ]] || 29 Jan 2009 || nother bear...shark? || An inflatable advertisement for [http://www.surfwoodrv.net/ Surfwood RV Park] near [[Wikipedia:Reedsport, Oregon| Reedsport, Oregon]] that resembles the [[Bear holding a Shark]].
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If you click the ''F'' button repeatedly while it is still loading, the caption will move up the box. The more times you click it, the farther the text will move.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Weekly Fanstuff of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

==See Also==
*[[Museum]]
*[[Fan Stuff]]
*[[Secret_Pages_XML_Source#Weeklies_XML_File|Secret Pages XML Source]]

== External Links ==
*Click on the F on any [[HR:{{randommainpage}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent fanstuff.
*[[HR:fanstuff.swf|view the Flash file for the current fanstuff]]
[[Category:Fan Material]][[Category: Regular Updates]]
{{H*RNav}}

User:Rexy

2009-07-09T22:05:26Z

Rexy:

<div id="shortcut" style="border: 1px dashed black; margin: 0em 1em 0em 1em; text-align: center; padding:5px; float: right; clear: both;">
''This page has been vandalised 2 times''.</div>

==Weclome==

Okay, now that you've seen this page it's time I went ahead and introduced myself. I'm Rexy (note there's quite a fair amount of these around the web; if that name's already taken I usually opt for freqrexy), I'm a young adult, and close friends refer to me as Bev. I live in England (even though my Youtube videos hint that my accent fuses in American/Canadian/Mediterranean/Australian references from time to time) and am working in an admin office (similar case to Strong Bad, except he works on Fridays and I don't).

==How I found Homestar Runner==

Since this is the HRWiki after all, I might as well discuss how I found it. I used to hang out at the [http://www.raymanzone.com RaymanZone] forums quite a lot, or at least during the heyday for Rayman 3.

Sometime in the summer of 2003, there was an old thread in which we could discuss what we would ideally look like as personas. Someone there stated that they'd look just like [[Stinkoman|"this blue haired guy"]] and linked to the [[japanese cartoon]] sbemail while they were at it. I loved animé as an art form back then, so it's inevitable that I understood the genre getting humorously satired there.

It wasn't long until I went back to the website and started looking around for other toons, including some of the other more recent [[Compy 386]] sbemails and the first toon I saw, [[Where's The Cheat?]]. And since then, I knew I was on to something. :D

==What else do I like aside from H*R?==

There's quite a few things that I also enjoy alongside the Brothers Chaps' work. So let's get down to it.

===Videogames===

This is a big passion of mine, and something to help me escape from it all. I've been with SEGA as a kid, Sony during my adolescent years, and I'm currently getting a lot of time with the Wii these days. The first game that I ever played was the original Sonic the Hedgehog on the Genesis, and everything started to catapult upwards from there.

In terms of specific franchises, key favorites of mine at this moment in time are Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Mario, Kirby (at least prior to Nightmare in Dreamland), Katamari Damacy, Jak & Daxter and the like. I'm open to a good chunk of games to explore - I'm never biased to just one system during a console war discussion.

===Artwork===

I like doing artwork - haven't been active in doing so for a while but it's still a great hobby. I'm [http://rexrock69.deviantart.com rexrock69] over at DeviantArt. I namely specialise in traditional coloring over computer programs, mind you.

===Writing===

Strong Bad may dislike fanfics, but I enjoy writing them when I get the chance. I'm [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/149049/ RexRock] over at Fanfiction.net.

===Music===

Now, this is a big hobby of mine. I contribute MIDIs to [http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] on a regular basis, I have [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01324/ two] [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01464/ songs] under my name at OverClocked ReMix, I used to take part in the [http://www.dwellingofduels.com Dwelling of Duels] back in the day (mainly around 2005 and 2006), and all that. I've even started doing some symphonic cover tracks of games that I enjoyed playing, all hosted at [http://www.studio-rex.tk Studio-Rex.tk].

It's a crazy hobby, I know, but this is what you get when one undertook a lot of piano lessons/duties while growing up, studied Music Technology at sixth form college and at University, and basically listens to a lot of music :)

===Videos===

I sometimes record myself playing videogames too; everything's up on my [http://www.youtube.com/freqrexy Youtube] page. Good luck trying to understand my dodgy accent. :P

==My Contributions==

Here is where I archive everything important that I do to the website. It's not much for now, but I'm sure it'll develop.

===[[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]]===

I have contributed the bulk of the subtitles for:

*[[being mean]]
*[[Costume Commercial]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]]
*[[Fan Costumes '08]]
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]]
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] (even though Homestar's breathless speech at the end was a pain to do - thanks Jay!)
*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] (not sure if this counts as most of the lines were copied over from other transcripts...)
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
(and some others gone off the top of my head right now... I'll edit it later.)

===[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]===

* I have contributed about 70-80% of all dialogue for the responses archive to both [[Strong Badia the Free]] and [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
* I wrote up the transcript for the [[Baddest of the Bands gameplay trailer]].
* I have also written the transcript for [[Behind the Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|episode 2 of Behind the Bad]].
* I was also an active contributor towards the response archive work for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

===Other Crap===

* The person who did the "Dangeresque X-Stitch" in the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] (July 2009) was me.

This will grow in due time. I've got my eye on the goings on for H*R. [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] 06:39, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

User:Rexy

2009-07-09T22:05:01Z

Rexy:

<div id="shortcut" style="border: 1px dashed black; margin: 0em 1em 0em 1em; text-align: center; padding:5px; float: right; clear: both;">
''This page has been vandalised 2 times''.</div>

==Weclome==

Okay, now that you've seen this page it's time I went ahead and introduced myself. I'm Rexy (note there's quite a fair amount of these around the web; if that name's already taken I usually opt for freqrexy), I'm a young adult, and close friends refer to me as Bev. I live in England (even though my Youtube videos hint that my accent fuses in American/Canadian/Mediterranean/Australian references from time to time) and am working in an admin office (similar case to Strong Bad, except he works on Fridays and I don't).

==How I found Homestar Runner==

Since this is the HRWiki after all, I might as well discuss how I found it. I used to hang out at the [http://www.raymanzone.com RaymanZone] forums quite a lot, or at least during the heyday for Rayman 3.

Sometime in the summer of 2003, there was an old thread in which we could discuss what we would ideally look like as personas. Someone there stated that they'd look just like [[Stinkoman|"this blue haired guy"]] and linked to the [[japanese cartoon]] sbemail while they were at it. I loved animé as an art form back then, so it's inevitable that I understood the genre getting humorously satired there.

It wasn't long until I went back to the website and started looking around for other toons, including some of the other more recent [[Compy 386]] sbemails and the first toon I saw, [[Where's The Cheat?]]. And since then, I knew I was on to something. :D

==What else do I like aside from H*R?==

There's quite a few things that I also enjoy alongside the Brothers Chaps' work. So let's get down to it.

===Videogames===

This is a big passion of mine, and something to help me escape from it all. I've been with SEGA as a kid, Sony during my adolescent years, and I'm currently getting a lot of time with the Wii these days. The first game that I ever played was the original Sonic the Hedgehog on the Genesis, and everything started to catapult upwards from there.

In terms of specific franchises, key favorites of mine at this moment in time are Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Mario, Kirby (at least prior to Nightmare in Dreamland), Katamari Damacy, Jak & Daxter and the like. I'm open to a good chunk of games to explore - I'm never biased to just one system during a console war discussion.

===Artwork===

I like doing artwork - haven't been active in doing so for a while but it's still a great hobby. I'm [http://rexrock69.deviantart.com rexrock69] over at DeviantArt. I namely specialise in traditional coloring over computer programs, mind you.

===Writing===

Strong Bad may dislike fanfics, but I enjoy writing them when I get the chance. I'm [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/149049/ RexRock] over at Fanfiction.net.

===Music===

Now, this is a big hobby of mine. I contribute MIDIs to [http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] on a regular basis, I have [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01324/ two] [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01464/ songs] under my name at OverClocked ReMix, I used to take part in the [http://www.dwellingofduels.com Dwelling of Duels] back in the day (mainly around 2005 and 2006), and all that. I've even started doing some symphonic cover tracks of games that I enjoyed playing, all hosted at [http://www.studio-rex.tk Studio-Rex.tk].

It's a crazy hobby, I know, but this is what you get when one undertook a lot of piano lessons/duties while growing up, studied Music Technology at sixth form college and at University, and basically listens to a lot of music :)

===Videos===

I sometimes record myself playing videogames too; everything's up on my [http://www.youtube.com/freqrexy Youtube] page. Good luck trying to understand my dodgy accent. :P

==My Contributions==

Here is where I archive everything important that I do to the website. It's not much for now, but I'm sure it'll develop.

===[[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]]===

I have contributed the bulk of the subtitles for:

*[[being mean]]
*[[Costume Commercial]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]]
*[[Fan Costumes '08]]
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]]
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] (even though Homestar's breathless speech at the end was a pain to do - thanks Jay!)
*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] (not sure if this counts as most of the lines were copied over from other transcripts...)
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
(and some others gone off the top of my head right now... I'll edit it later.)

===[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]===

* I have contributed about 70-80% of all dialogue for the responses archive to both [[Strong Badia the Free]] and [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
* I wrote up the transcript for the [[Baddest of the Bands gameplay trailer]].
* I have also written the transcript for [[Behind the Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|episode 2 of Behind the Bad]].
* I was also an active contributor towards the response archive work for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

===[[Other Crap]]===

* The person who did the "Dangeresque X-Stitch" in the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] (July 2009) was me.

This will grow in due time. I've got my eye on the goings on for H*R. [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] 06:39, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-04T23:02:46Z

Rexy: edit on the elephant reference

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme:</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear!</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Ella Phantzgerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>

<line start="1561" end="1596" speaker="homestar">Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1647" speaker="homestar">You sound finer than the fine you get when you return a movie late to the movie store!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1696" speaker="homestar">You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1718" speaker="homestar">Maybe I should swing by for a lit—</line>
<line start="1719" end="1743" speaker="strongsad">That is quite enough!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1763" speaker="homestar">Oh! Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1798" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1799" end="1815" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1816" end="1834" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1835" end="1858" speaker="strongsad">It's Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1859" end="1922" speaker="homestar">It is! It is Strong Sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1929" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1930" end="1936" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1937" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1960" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1970" end="2044" speaker="coachz">What a crock! This is not what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken pay phone to hear!</line>
<line start="2045" end="2103" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya!</line>
<line start="2104" end="2171" speaker="coachz">And also, ya think the five hundred feet from Marzipan's house thing still counts if she's not in it?</line>
<line start="2172" end="2248" speaker="coachz">Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that four hundred n' ninety-seven foot range.</line>
<line start="2249" end="2296" speaker="coachz">Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!</line>

<line start="2297" end="2305" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2313" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">munching noises</line>
<line start="2335" end="2376" speaker="kingoftown">What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="kingoftown">I was choking down a chocolate dipped tapeworm.</line>
<line start="2414" end="2524" speaker="kingoftown">Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along just as planned.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2549" speaker="kingoftown">Hit a snag with step 2, though.</line>
<line start="2550" end="2593" speaker="kingoftown">The camel died and was decidedly undelicious.</line>
<line start="2594" end="2630" speaker="kingoftown">Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach.</line>
<line start="2631" end="2694" speaker="kingoftown">Provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the northwest sky.</line>
<line start="2695" end="2714" speaker="kingoftown">Ting of kown, out!</line>
<line start="2715" end="2723" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="2731" end="2768" speaker="marzipan">Strong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message?</line>
<line start="2769" end="2801" speaker="marzipan">Those things are like my adopted foreign babies!</line>
<line start="2802" end="2820" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, I forgot to tell you that</line>
<line start="2821" end="2830" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2831" end="2842" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2843" end="2860" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2861" end="2884" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2885" end="2911" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... Roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2912" end="2929" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... Roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2930" end="2941" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... Roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2954" speaker="marzipan">So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</line>
<line start="2955" end="2968"><marzipan>So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</marzipan><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="2969" end="2980"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx><strongsad>Ohhh!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2981" end="3106"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3107" end="3114"><strongsad>Ohhh...</strongsad><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3115" end="3121" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="3129" end="3156" speaker="bubs">Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
<line start="3157" end="3188" speaker="bubs">You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3255" speaker="bubs">And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day!</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279" speaker="bubs">Plus, what's wrong witcha voice?</line>
<line start="3280" end="3322" speaker="bubs">You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe.</line>
<line start="3323" end="3361" speaker="bubs">And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee!</line>
<line start="3362" end="3383" speaker="bubs">Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!</line>
<line start="3384" end="3389" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-03T17:10:14Z

Rexy: better organization and some grammar fixes

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme:</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear!</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>

<line start="1561" end="1596" speaker="homestar">Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1647" speaker="homestar">You sound finer than the fine you get when you return a movie late to the movie store!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1696" speaker="homestar">You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1718" speaker="homestar">Maybe I should swing by for a lit—</line>
<line start="1719" end="1743" speaker="strongsad">That is quite enough!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1763" speaker="homestar">Oh! Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1798" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1799" end="1815" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1816" end="1834" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1835" end="1858" speaker="strongsad">It's Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1859" end="1922" speaker="homestar">It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1929" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1930" end="1936" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1937" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1960" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1970" end="2044" speaker="coachz">What a crock! This is not what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken pay phone to hear!</line>
<line start="2045" end="2103" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya!</line>
<line start="2104" end="2171" speaker="coachz">And also, ya think the five hundred feet from Marzipan's house thing still counts if she's not in it?</line>
<line start="2172" end="2248" speaker="coachz">Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that four hundred n' ninety-seven foot range.</line>
<line start="2249" end="2296" speaker="coachz">Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!</line>

<line start="2297" end="2305" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2313" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">munching noises</line>
<line start="2335" end="2376" speaker="kingoftown">What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="kingoftown">I was choking down a chocolate dipped tapeworm.</line>
<line start="2414" end="2524" speaker="kingoftown">Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along just as planned.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2549" speaker="kingoftown">Hit a snag with step 2, though.</line>
<line start="2550" end="2593" speaker="kingoftown">The camel died and was decidedly undelicious.</line>
<line start="2594" end="2630" speaker="kingoftown">Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach.</line>
<line start="2631" end="2694" speaker="kingoftown">Provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the northwest sky.</line>
<line start="2695" end="2714" speaker="kingoftown">Ting of kown, out!</line>
<line start="2715" end="2723" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="2731" end="2768" speaker="marzipan">Stong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message?</line>
<line start="2769" end="2801" speaker="marzipan">Those things are like my adopted foreign babies!</line>
<line start="2802" end="2820" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, I forgot to tell you that</line>
<line start="2821" end="2830" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2831" end="2842" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2843" end="2860" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2861" end="2884" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2885" end="2911" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... Roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2912" end="2929" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... Roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2930" end="2941" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... Roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2954" speaker="marzipan">So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</line>
<line start="2955" end="2968"><marzipan>So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</marzipan><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="2969" end="2980"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx><strongsad>Ohhh!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2981" end="3106"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3107" end="3114"><strongsad>Ohhh...</strongsad><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3115" end="3121" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="3129" end="3156" speaker="bubs">Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
<line start="3157" end="3188" speaker="bubs">You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3255" speaker="bubs">And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day!</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279" speaker="bubs">Plus, what's wrong witcha voice?</line>
<line start="3280" end="3322" speaker="bubs">You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe.</line>
<line start="3323" end="3361" speaker="bubs">And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee!</line>
<line start="3362" end="3383" speaker="bubs">Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!</line>
<line start="3384" end="3389" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-02T18:14:23Z

Rexy: subtle easter egg edit as per recent transcript revision

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme.</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">Furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear,</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>
<line start="1561" end="1596" speaker="homestar">Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1647" speaker="homestar">You sound finer than the fine you get when you return a movie late to the movie store!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1696" speaker="homestar">You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1718" speaker="homestar">Maybe I should swing by for a lit—</line>
<line start="1719" end="1743" speaker="strongsad">That is quite enough!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1763" speaker="homestar">Oh! Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1798" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1799" end="1815" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1816" end="1834" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1835" end="1858" speaker="strongsad">It's Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1859" end="1922" speaker="homestar">It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1929" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1930" end="1936" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1937" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1960" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1970" end="2044" speaker="coachz">What a crock! This is not what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken pay phone to hear!</line>
<line start="2045" end="2103" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya!</line>
<line start="2104" end="2171" speaker="coachz">And also, ya think the 500 feet from Marzipan's house thing still counts if she's not in it?</line>
<line start="2172" end="2248" speaker="coachz">Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 497 foot range.</line>
<line start="2249" end="2296" speaker="coachz">Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!</line>
<line start="2297" end="2305" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2313" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">munching noises</line>
<line start="2335" end="2376" speaker="kingoftown">What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="kingoftown">I was choking down a chocolate dipped tapeworm.</line>
<line start="2414" end="2524" speaker="kingoftown">Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along just as planned.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2549" speaker="kingoftown">Hit a snag with step 2, though.</line>
<line start="2550" end="2593" speaker="kingoftown">The camel died and was decidedly undelicious.</line>
<line start="2594" end="2630" speaker="kingoftown">Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach.</line>
<line start="2631" end="2694" speaker="kingoftown">Provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the northwest sky.</line>
<line start="2695" end="2714" speaker="kingoftown">Ting of kown, out!</line>
<line start="2715" end="2723" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2731" end="2768" speaker="marzipan">Stong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message?</line>
<line start="2769" end="2801" speaker="marzipan">Those things are like my adopted foreign babies!</line>
<line start="2802" end="2820" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, I forgot to tell you that</line>
<line start="2821" end="2830" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2831" end="2842" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2843" end="2860" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2861" end="2884" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2885" end="2911" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2912" end="2929" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2930" end="2941" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2954" speaker="marzipan">So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</line>
<line start="2955" end="2968"><marzipan>So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</marzipan><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="2969" end="2980"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx><strongsad>Ohhh!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2981" end="3106"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3107" end="3114"><strongsad>Ohhh...</strongsad><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3115" end="3121" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="3129" end="3156" speaker="bubs">Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
<line start="3157" end="3188" speaker="bubs">You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3255" speaker="bubs">And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day!</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279" speaker="bubs">Plus, what's wrong witcha voice?</line>
<line start="3280" end="3322" speaker="bubs">You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe.</line>
<line start="3323" end="3361" speaker="bubs">And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee!</line>
<line start="3362" end="3383" speaker="bubs">Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!</line>
<line start="3384" end="3389" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

2009-03-02T17:22:19Z

Rexy: /* Real-World References */ there's another allan poe reference relating to strong sad out there

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Marzipan's Greeting===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi this is Marzipan, I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners. I'll be back in—

''{Strong Sad's arm appears and he presses the "record" button.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Sorry, Marzy.

''{Cut to full view of Strong Sad in front of the table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!

''{Strong Sad presses the button again. Cut to shot of the answering machine.}''

===Strong Sad's Greeting 1===
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{rolls R}'' Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler. I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more. It is I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire. Please organize your thoughts to Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing. As for prank calls, allow me to give you a theme. Furtive glances.

''{Strong Sad presses the button again. Cut to full view of Strong Sad in front of the table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{puts hand on head}'' Ugh, too verbose. Come on, Sads, ''{smacks belly}'' quick and to the point! In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!

===Strong Sad's Greeting 2===
'''STRONG SAD:''' Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here, so drop your purpose in mine ear, I'll pass it on before too long—

''{Strong Sad presses the button again. Cut to full view of Strong Sad in front of the table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Let's pretend that never happened.

''{Strong Sad presses the button again. Cut to shot of the answering machine.}''

===Strong Sad's Greeting 3===
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile. Please leave your jumbled message at the tone, so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.

''{Strong Sad presses the button again. Cut to full view of Strong Sad in front of the table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Good enough for guv'ent work I say.

''{Cut to a black screen with red lettering reading "SOON..."}''

===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Okay, I'm ready. Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, could you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp with jewels hanging on the corner. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen. Cut back to answering machine.}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine. You sound finer than the fine you get when you return a movie late to the movie store!

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar standing next to Strong Sad and the answering machine. Strong Sad has a disgusted look on his face. Homestar is actually speaking as opposed to the sound being a recorded message.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases! Maybe I should swing by for a lit—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Hands on hips}'' That is ''quite'' enough!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh! Marzipan! ''{Dejected}'' You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' It's Strong Sad!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! ''{Gets right up in Strong Sad's face}'' Ooh! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen, then runs back on, and gets back in Strong Sad's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Call me! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen again}''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:''' What a crock! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken pay phone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think the 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 497 foot range. Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' {''Munching''} What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down a chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along just as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach. Provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the northwest sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Stong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message? Those things are like my adopted foreign babies! Anyway, I forgot to tell you that a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called—

''{Cut to wide shot of the room. Strong Sad is gone.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' —Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing, and said he replaced my toilet's roman candle valve? Whatever that is. So maybe don't flush the toilet until-

''{From offscreen, Strong Sad flushes the toilet and several explosions go off. Several Flashes are seen and toilet water splashes onto the floor.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{weakly}'' Ohhh...

''{Cut back to the answering machine.}''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allan Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
*Marzipan mentions the [[Coches mountains]].
*This is another mention of [[Babies]].
*Marzipan calls Strong Sad "[[Stong]] Sad".
*"The Ting of Kown" is a [[Spoonerism]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad referring to Strong Sad as "Elephants-gerald" is a reference to prominent jazz singer [[Wikipedia: Ella Fitzgerald|Ella Fitzgerald]].
*Bubs' message in the easter egg refers to writer [[Wikipedia: Edgar Allan Poe|Edgar Allan Poe]]. Poe has previously been referenced in relation to Strong Sad in [[Strong Sad's Lament]], [[Strong Badia the Free]] and (possibly) [[Secret Identity]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-02T17:17:22Z

Rexy: not again! notepad ftl

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme.</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">Furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear,</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>
<line start="1561" end="1596" speaker="homestar">Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1647" speaker="homestar">You sound finer than the fine you get when you return a movie late to the movie store!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1696" speaker="homestar">You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1718" speaker="homestar">Maybe I should swing by for a lit—</line>
<line start="1719" end="1743" speaker="strongsad">That is quite enough!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1763" speaker="homestar">Oh! Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1798" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1799" end="1815" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1816" end="1834" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1835" end="1858" speaker="strongsad">It's Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1859" end="1922" speaker="homestar">It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1929" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1930" end="1936" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1937" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1960" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1970" end="2044" speaker="coachz">What a crock! This is not what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken pay phone to hear!</line>
<line start="2045" end="2103" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya!</line>
<line start="2104" end="2171" speaker="coachz">And also, ya think the 500 feet from Marzipan's house thing still counts if she's not in it?</line>
<line start="2172" end="2248" speaker="coachz">Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 497 foot range.</line>
<line start="2249" end="2296" speaker="coachz">Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!</line>
<line start="2297" end="2305" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2313" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">munching noises</line>
<line start="2335" end="2376" speaker="kingoftown">What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="kingoftown">I was choking down a chocolate dipped tapeworm.</line>
<line start="2414" end="2524" speaker="kingoftown">Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along just as planned.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2549" speaker="kingoftown">Hit a snag with step 2, though.</line>
<line start="2550" end="2593" speaker="kingoftown">The camel died and was decidedly undelicious.</line>
<line start="2594" end="2630" speaker="kingoftown">Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach.</line>
<line start="2631" end="2694" speaker="kingoftown">Provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the northwest sky.</line>
<line start="2695" end="2714" speaker="kingoftown">Ting of kown, out!</line>
<line start="2715" end="2723" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2731" end="2768" speaker="marzipan">Stong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message?</line>
<line start="2769" end="2801" speaker="marzipan">Those things are like my adopted foreign babies!</line>
<line start="2802" end="2820" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, I forgot to tell you that</line>
<line start="2821" end="2830" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2831" end="2842" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2843" end="2860" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2861" end="2884" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2885" end="2911" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2912" end="2929" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2930" end="2941" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2954" speaker="marzipan">So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</line>
<line start="2955" end="2968"><marzipan>So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</marzipan><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="2969" end="2980"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx><strongsad>Ohhh!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2981" end="3106"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3107" end="3114"><strongsad>Ohhh...</strongsad><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3115" end="3121" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="3129" end="3156" speaker="bubs">Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
<line start="3157" end="3188" speaker="bubs">You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3255" speaker="bubs">And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day!</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279" speaker="bubs">Plus, what's wrong witcha voice?</line>
<line start="3280" end="3322" speaker="bubs">You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe.</line>
<line start="3323" end="3361" speaker="bubs">And you're gonna be real "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee!</line>
<line start="3362" end="3383" speaker="bubs">Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!</line>
<line start="3384" end="3389" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-02T17:16:51Z

Rexy: transcription done

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine 16.2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme.</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">Furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear,</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>
<line start="1561" end="1596" speaker="homestar">Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1647" speaker="homestar">You sound finer than the fine you get when you return a movie late to the movie store!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1696" speaker="homestar">You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1718" speaker="homestar">Maybe I should swing by for a lit—</line>
<line start="1719" end="1743" speaker="strongsad">That is quite enough!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1763" speaker="homestar">Oh! Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1798" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1799" end="1815" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1816" end="1834" speaker="homestar">You look, um, great... Is that a new... skin you're wearing?</line>
<line start="1835" end="1858" speaker="strongsad">It's Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1859" end="1922" speaker="homestar">It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1929" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1930" end="1936" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Preow!</line>
<line start="1937" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="homestar">Call me! Preow!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1960" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1970" end="2044" speaker="coachz">What a crock! This is not what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken pay phone to hear!</line>
<line start="2045" end="2103" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya!</line>
<line start="2104" end="2171" speaker="coachz">And also, ya think the 500 feet from Marzipan's house thing still counts if she's not in it?</line>
<line start="2172" end="2248" speaker="coachz">Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 497 foot range.</line>
<line start="2249" end="2296" speaker="coachz">Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!</line>
<line start="2297" end="2305" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2313" end="2334" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">munching noises</line>
<line start="2335" end="2376" speaker="kingoftown">What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="kingoftown">I was choking down a chocolate dipped tapeworm.</line>
<line start="2414" end="2524" speaker="kingoftown">Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along just as planned.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2549" speaker="kingoftown">Hit a snag with step 2, though.</line>
<line start="2550" end="2593" speaker="kingoftown">The camel died and was decidedly undelicious.</line>
<line start="2594" end="2630" speaker="kingoftown">Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach.</line>
<line start="2631" end="2694" speaker="kingoftown">Provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the northwest sky.</line>
<line start="2695" end="2714" speaker="kingoftown">Ting of kown, out!</line>
<line start="2715" end="2723" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2731" end="2768" speaker="marzipan">Stong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message?</line>
<line start="2769" end="2801" speaker="marzipan">Those things are like my adopted foreign babies!</line>
<line start="2802" end="2820" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, I forgot to tell you that</line>
<line start="2821" end="2830" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2831" end="2842" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2843" end="2860" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2861" end="2884" speaker="marzipan">a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,</line>
<line start="2885" end="2911" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2912" end="2929" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2930" end="2941" speaker="marzipan">and said he replaced my toilet's... roman candle valve? Whatever that is.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2954" speaker="marzipan">So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</line>
<line start="2955" end="2968"><marzipan>So maybe don't flush the toilet until-</marzipan><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="2969" end="2980"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx><strongsad>Ohhh!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2981" end="3106"><sfx>firework noises</sfx><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3107" end="3114"><strongsad>Ohhh...</strongsad><sfx>toilet flush</sfx></line>
<line start="3115" end="3121" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="3129" end="3156" speaker="bubs">Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
<line start="3157" end="3188" speaker="bubs">You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3255" speaker="bubs">And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day!</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279" speaker="bubs">Plus, what's wrong witcha voice?</line>
<line start="3280" end="3322" speaker="bubs">You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe.</line>
<line start="3323" end="3361" speaker="bubs">And you're gonna be real "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee!</line>
<line start="3362" end="3383" speaker="bubs">Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!</line>
<line start="3384" end="3389" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-02T16:26:12Z

Rexy: buh... article name not in full :\

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2}}
{{inprogress|Rexy}}
<pre>
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<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme.</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">Furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear,</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:answer16/en

2009-03-02T16:25:38Z

Rexy: Done the greetings and first two messages. Not sure if amplifiers "clunk" when being carried though, but oh well o.O

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine 16.2}}
{{inprogress|Rexy}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer16.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="27" speaker="marzipan">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="28" end="92" speaker="marzipan">I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners.</line>
<line start="93" end="100" speaker="marzipan">I'll be back in-</line>
<line start="101" end="105" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="106" end="124" speaker="strongsad">Sorry, Marzy.</line>
<line start="125" end="170" speaker="strongsad">Time to exercise one of my favorite perks of house-sitting!</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongsad">Grrrreetings weary telephone traveler.</line>
<line start="217" end="284" speaker="strongsad">I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more.</line>
<line start="285" end="332" speaker="strongsad">'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire.</line>
<line start="333" end="397" speaker="strongsad">Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing.</line>
<line start="398" end="442" speaker="strongsad">As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme.</line>
<line start="443" end="470" speaker="strongsad">Furtive glances.</line>
<line start="471" end="475" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="476" end="501" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, too verbose.</line>
<line start="502" end="530" speaker="strongsad">Come on, Sads, quick and to the point!</line>
<line start="531" end="548" speaker="strongsad">In and out! Hook 'em and cook 'em!</line>
<line start="549" end="555" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan be gone, Strong Sad be here,</line>
<line start="592" end="619" speaker="strongsad">so drop your purpose in mine ear,</line>
<line start="620" end="648" speaker="strongsad">I'll pass it on before too long—</line>
<line start="649" end="653" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="654" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Let's pretend that never happened.</line>
<line start="672" end="680" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="687" end="750" speaker="strongsad">Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile.</line>
<line start="751" end="783" speaker="strongsad">Please leave your jumbled message at the tone,</line>
<line start="784" end="861" speaker="strongsad">so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.</line>
<line start="862" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="868" end="896" speaker="strongsad">Good enough for guv'ent work I say.</line>
<line start="897" end="907" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="912" end="969" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for this. Just gimme a sec.</line>
<line start="970" end="1009"><sfx volume="0.7">writing noises</sfx><strongbad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">mumbling noises</strongbad></line>
<line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Okay, I'm ready.</line>
<line start="1026" end="1044" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1045" end="1066" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1067" end="1085" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1086" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad...</line>
<line start="1117" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">uh, I'm gonna knee you in the face... for breakfast?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.</line>
<line start="1211" end="1218" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1227" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Elephants-gerald.</line>
<line start="1251" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">So when you come home, could you be sure to grab</line>
<line start="1344" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1409" end="1436" speaker="strongbad">my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery.</line>
<line start="1437" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed drops into the 42 percent range!</line>
<line start="1503" end="1511" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1512" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you can ignore that one.</line>
<line start="1532" end="1550" speaker="sfx">clunking noises</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Cheerleader

2009-02-16T22:46:37Z

Rexy: new shirt

[[Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Cheer on Cheerleader]]
[[Image:Kiddie_Cheerleader.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Teeny Tiny Cheerleader (not really)]]
[[Image:Cheerleader_color.png|thumb|right|220px|Colorized Cheerleader!]]

==Biography==

'''Cheerleader''' is the ''de facto'' leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She, like the others, represents a stereotype of a teenage girl; she obsesses about her appearance (specifically fashion) and focuses her energy on dating older or more popular boys.

Cheerleader aptly leads the Teen Girl Squad with her shrill and domineering manner. While the other girls usually follow her without question, they consider her leadership oppressive. After her demise shortly into [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], the rest of the squad was overjoyed and cheered, "We're free! The tyranny is over!", as they were then able to follow their own pursuits, even though they were killed later in the issue and ended up as Cheerleader's servants once more, this time as ghosts.

Cheerleader's trademark is her dress, which sports a different saying in every episode. Most sayings indicate either her puerile nature ("li'l brat"), vanity ("2 cute"), or her never ending desire for boys ("boy monger"). Many of them contain phrases which are meant to have overtones of these traits, but are [[Deliberately Poor English|barely intelligible]] (such as "Baby Daddy"). She also has blonde hair, which she wears in pigtails.

Like the rest of the squad, Cheerleader often meets a gruesome or unexpected end. She does not always die, however: she was the sole surviving member in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|first issue]] and was nearly the sole survivor of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but was apparently eaten "off camera" by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|the shark]] at the end of the toon.

Despite her "boy mongering", Cheerleader has, as of yet, failed to successfully date anyone, with the exception of going to the Friday night dance with [[Eh! Steve!]] in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]. When she tried to ask [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterman|Quarterman]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], she was promptly CEREBELLUM'D. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], she was SAILING MISHAP'D after she yelled at the olda boys for correctly thinking she was the same age as [[So and So]]. The trend continues in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], where her attempts to flirt with a trio of Scots only results in her being CABER-TOSS'D to her death. However, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]], she goes on a mission to get "Valentimes Day" cards from as many different boys as she can and does, in fact, receive them, even if by force. She only values them for the "[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] cred", as she immediately dispenses of each boy after getting his card.

In issue 5, when she and So and So were trying to get the "Olda boys" to date them, So and So said they were in 8th grade. If this is accepted as accurate, she can be considered about 14 years old.

Cheerleader's mouth has a tendency to curl to impossible lengths. One such occasion was in Issue 10, upon hearing that [[The Ugly One]] was hosting a boy/girl party. This also happened when she was given a Valentimes Day card from [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Patchbeard|Patchbeard]] in Issue 12, and in Issue 14 when she says 'boys'.

In [[4 Gregs]], when [[Sci-Fi Greg]] asks her if she should be out leading cheers at the football game, she responds "No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress and in the way I treat other girls," suggesting she isn't a cheerleader at all.

===Pre-K Version===

In contrast, her pre-K counterpart in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]] was the chubby, foodaholic "Fattycakes". She is seen eating a candy bar that was "dipped in salt".

==Title Card Descriptions==
* hair products! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* cheer! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
* growth spurt! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* boy crazy! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* cool parents! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* two piece! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
* wants a pony ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
* fattycakes! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* top 40 hits! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* backyard pool! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* groovy grapefruit pink ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* cell phone! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* red undies! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* $15/hour ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* most likely to! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
* college boys!! ([[Homestar Ruiner]])

==Text on Shirts==
* diva ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] and [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
* li'l brat ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* huge bat ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* princess ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* boys please ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* purty ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
* coolier than thou ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* suga sweet ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* x-girl ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* sperld rott'n ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
* sell fish ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* deady's girl ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* baby daddy ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* hot v2.0 ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* who ♥ed? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* ms. thang ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* the future ms. thang ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* cheer lee duh ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
* growlback's phys. ed. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
* cute + dum ([[Homestar Ruiner]])
* nite mama ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
* i aint no growla back girl ([[4 Gregs]])
* kiss boys (Easter egg in [[theme park]])
* de (Easter egg in [[death metal]])
* poi fect ([[love poems]])
* solid gold (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* party thyme (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* hott type! (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* rich grrl (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* 2 cool 4 u (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* boy monger (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* 2 cute (Teen Girl Squad Menu)

==Hurt and/or Killed by==
*Being grasped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a bat]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*[[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|Giant Brain Mech]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Struck by the S. S. Inevitable ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Being squished by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Man|fat man]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Falling into the Arrow'd Guy's mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being chomped on by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|a shark]] (offscreen) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being run over by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being caber-tossed by the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*Having her body parts rearranged ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter Egg)
*A "Blinding voip" from [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg's]] bare chest ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*Being skewered by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The USB Dongle Goblin|The USB Dongle Goblin]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
*Crushed by a plunger wielded by a French toilet ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Getting dirty laundry dumped all over her ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*Being turned to stone by Medusa through a camera (Highest-scoring death in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]])
*Disintegrated by a guitar solo ([[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Baddest of the Bands]])

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:Cheerleader Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart|a=QW-2008-05-09}}
*{{qotw|"As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]|Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]|Mirror:valentimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."|[[death metal]] Easter egg|Mirror:cheer jiggyjuggas.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of [[pizza]]!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]|Mirror:ooncha all.mp3}}
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Subtitles:4gregs/en

2009-02-16T14:24:57Z

Rexy: On the other hand, I don't think that Regular Greg would require its own speaker ID. I see that Japanese Culture and Open Source Greg now have them tho :D

{{subtitles|4 Gregs}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="4gregs.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="26" end="34" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
<line start="35" end="40" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="41" end="45" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="46" end="51" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="52" end="57" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="58" end="70" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
<line start="71" end="78" speaker="other">Sci Fi Greg! One Greg!</line>
<line start="79" end="90" speaker="other">Sci Fi Greg! One Greg!</line>
<line start="91" end="99" speaker="other">D N'D Greg! Two Gregs!</line>
<line start="100" end="110" speaker="other">D N'D Greg! Two Gregs!</line>
<line start="111" end="120" speaker="other">Open Source Greg! Three Gregs!</line>
<line start="121" end="134" speaker="other">Open Source Greg! Three Gregs!</line>
<line start="135" end="146" speaker="other">Japanese Culture Greg, four Gregs!</line>
<line start="147" end="153" speaker="other">Japanese Culture Greg, four Gregs!</line>
<line start="154" end="166" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
<line start="175" end="221" speaker="scifigreg">Shields up everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight,</line>
<line start="222" end="257" speaker="scifigreg">and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.</line>
<line start="258" end="275" speaker="dndgreg">Play some serious tabletop—</line>
<line start="276" end="290" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Staring at vinyl figurines?</line>
<line start="291" end="311" speaker="opensourcegreg">Downloading several hours of—</line>
<line start="312" end="325"><dndgreg>Oh...</dndgreg><japaneseculturegreg>Oh...</japaneseculturegreg><opensourcegreg>Oh...</opensourcegreg></line>
<line start="326" end="351" speaker="scifigreg">Tonight, new Earthlings...</line>
<line start="352" end="368" speaker="scifigreg">tonight, we go...</line>
<line start="369" end="398" speaker="scifigreg" volume="1.5">TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!</line>
<line start="399" end="411"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">gasp</dndgreg><japaneseculturegreg sfx="sfx">gasp</japaneseculturegreg><opensourcegreg sfx="sfx">gasp</opensourcegreg></line>
<line start="412" end="434" speaker="dndgreg">Into the dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="435" end="439" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Into the robotic dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="440" end="464" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Into the robotic dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="465" end="489" speaker="opensourcegreg">Into the Apple store?</line>
<line start="490" end="505" speaker="scifigreg">That's right.</line>
<line start="506" end="568" speaker="scifigreg">It's the one time when we can co-exist at the same social function with football players,</line>
<line start="569" end="614" speaker="scifigreg">but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!</line>
<line start="615" end="634" speaker="dndgreg">Revenge is at hand!</line>
<line start="635" end="643" speaker="opensourcegreg">Huzzah!</line>
<line start="644" end="652" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Otaku!</line>
<line start="678" end="718" speaker="scifigreg">Here we are in the middle of it all!</line>
<line start="730" end="751" speaker="other">YAY!!!</line>
<line start="752" end="776" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">How does football work again?</line>
<line start="777" end="808" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Is it anything like drift racing?</line>
<line start="809" end="846" speaker="scifigreg">Uh, I think there are some foots...</line>
<line start="847" end="860" speaker="scifigreg">and uh...</line>
<line start="861" end="889" speaker="scifigreg">perchance a balls?</line>
<line start="890" end="946" speaker="dndgreg">The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with</line>
<line start="947" end="950" speaker="dndgreg">the objective being...</line>
<line start="951" end="958"><dndgreg>the objective being...</dndgreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="959" end="982"><dndgreg>the objective being...</dndgreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="983" end="1020"><scifigreg>It's like I don't even know you anymore.</scifigreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="1021" end="1061" speaker="dndgreg">Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!</line>
<line start="1062" end="1123" speaker="opensourcegreg">Gentlemen, I've taken advantage in a security flaw in the concession stand mainframe</line>
<line start="1124" end="1173" speaker="opensourcegreg">and bit-torrented us some Sugar Daddys and hot dogs!</line>
<line start="1174" end="1208" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1216" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1217" end="1244" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1245" end="1291" speaker="opensourcegreg">Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?</line>
<line start="1301" end="1318" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">HAXXORED!!!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1355" speaker="tompkins">Ow! All my client!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1391" speaker="cheerleader">Did you hear when we walked through the seniors' section?</line>
<line start="1392" end="1432" speaker="cheerleader">That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1457" speaker="other">You have been chosen.</line>
<line start="1458" end="1493" speaker="scifigreg">Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out—</line>
<line start="1494" end="1514" speaker="scifigreg">Uuuuuhhhhhh...</line>
<line start="1515" end="1535" speaker="scifigreg">-leading cheers?</line>
<line start="1536" end="1569" speaker="cheerleader">No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress...</line>
<line start="1570" end="1594" speaker="cheerleader">and in the way I treat other girls.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1602" speaker="other">That's right.</line>
<line start="1603" end="1627" speaker="cheerleader" volume="1.5">YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!</line>
<line start="1628" end="1657" speaker="other">COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD!</line>
<line start="1658" end="1686" speaker="other">AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1707" speaker="other">YAAAAY!</line>
<line start="1708" end="1799" speaker="dndgreg">That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!</line>
<line start="1802" end="1806"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1807" end="1811"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1812" end="1816"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1817" end="1821"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1822" end="1828"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1829" end="1883" speaker="other">Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1913" speaker="dndgreg">Trying to take human form, eh?</line>
<line start="1914" end="1955" speaker="dndgreg">I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!</line>
<line start="1956" end="1974"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other sfx="sfx">flinching noises</other></line>
<line start="1975" end="1997" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Halftime!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2012" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2013" end="2023" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2024" end="2034" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2035" end="2052" speaker="opensourcegreg">Uh-oh.</line>
<line start="2053" end="2107" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">sadistic chuckling</line>
<line start="2108" end="2136" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!</line>
<line start="2137" end="2160"><cheerleader sfx="sfx">laughing</cheerleader><soandso sfx="sfx">laughing</soandso><whatsherface sfx="sfx">laughing</whatsherface><theuglyone sfx="sfx">laughing</theuglyone></line>
<line start="2161" end="2191" speaker="whatsherface">Those Gregs are such losers!</line>
<line start="2192" end="2212" speaker="scifigreg">Hey! No way!</line>
<line start="2213" end="2248" speaker="scifigreg">Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!</line>
<line start="2249" end="2282" speaker="whatsherface">Ew! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!</line>
<line start="2283" end="2308" speaker="opensourcegreg">Now make them have a pillow fight!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2326" speaker="theuglyone">Make them play with action figures!</line>
<line start="2327" end="2335" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">AKIHABARA!</line>
<line start="2336" end="2343" speaker="soandso">So good!</line>
<line start="2344" end="2348" speaker="dndgreg">SWORDS!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2354" speaker="cheerleader">BOYS!</line>
<line start="2355" end="2371"><strongbad>Waugh!!</strongbad><sfx>thump</sfx></line>
<line start="2371" end="2401" speaker="strongbad">It's... over?</line>
<line start="2402" end="2414" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:4gregs/en

2009-02-16T11:07:46Z

Rexy: This transcription is workable, but how do we get the 3 new gregs into the speaker database anyway?

{{subtitles|4 Gregs}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="4gregs.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="26" end="34" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
<line start="35" end="40" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="41" end="45" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="46" end="51" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="52" end="57" speaker="other">Not one, not two, not three, not five...</line>
<line start="58" end="70" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
<line start="71" end="78" speaker="other">Sci Fi Greg! One Greg!</line>
<line start="79" end="90" speaker="other">Sci Fi Greg! One Greg!</line>
<line start="91" end="99" speaker="other">D N'D Greg! Two Gregs!</line>
<line start="100" end="110" speaker="other">D N'D Greg! Two Gregs!</line>
<line start="111" end="120" speaker="other">Open Source Greg! Three Gregs!</line>
<line start="121" end="134" speaker="other">Open Source Greg! Three Gregs!</line>
<line start="135" end="146" speaker="other">Japanese Culture Greg, four Gregs!</line>
<line start="147" end="153" speaker="other">Japanese Culture Greg, four Gregs!</line>
<line start="154" end="166" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
<line start="175" end="221" speaker="scifigreg">Shields up everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight,</line>
<line start="222" end="257" speaker="scifigreg">and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.</line>
<line start="258" end="275" speaker="dndgreg">Play some serious tabletop—</line>
<line start="276" end="290" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Staring at vinyl figurines?</line>
<line start="291" end="311" speaker="opensourcegreg">Downloading several hours of—</line>
<line start="312" end="325"><dndgreg>Oh...</dndgreg><japaneseculturegreg>Oh...</japaneseculturegreg><opensourcegreg>Oh...</opensourcegreg></line>
<line start="326" end="351" speaker="scifigreg">Tonight, new Earthlings...</line>
<line start="352" end="368" speaker="scifigreg">tonight, we go...</line>
<line start="369" end="398" speaker="scifigreg" volume="1.5">TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!</line>
<line start="399" end="411"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">gasp</dndgreg><japaneseculturegreg sfx="sfx">gasp</japaneseculturegreg><opensourcegreg sfx="sfx">gasp</opensourcegreg></line>
<line start="412" end="434" speaker="dndgreg">Into the dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="435" end="439" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Into the robotic dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="440" end="464" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Into the robotic dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="465" end="489" speaker="opensourcegreg">Into the Apple store?</line>
<line start="490" end="505" speaker="scifigreg">That's right.</line>
<line start="506" end="568" speaker="scifigreg">It's the one time when we can co-exist at the same social function with football players,</line>
<line start="569" end="614" speaker="scifigreg">but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!</line>
<line start="615" end="634" speaker="dndgreg">Revenge is at hand!</line>
<line start="635" end="643" speaker="opensourcegreg">Huzzah!</line>
<line start="644" end="652" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Otaku!</line>
<line start="678" end="718" speaker="scifigreg">Here we are in the middle of it all!</line>
<line start="730" end="751" speaker="other">YAY!!!</line>
<line start="752" end="776" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">How does football work again?</line>
<line start="777" end="808" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Is it anything like drift racing?</line>
<line start="809" end="846" speaker="scifigreg">Uh, I think there are some foots...</line>
<line start="847" end="860" speaker="scifigreg">and uh...</line>
<line start="861" end="889" speaker="scifigreg">perchance a balls?</line>
<line start="890" end="946" speaker="dndgreg">The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with</line>
<line start="947" end="950" speaker="dndgreg">the objective being...</line>
<line start="951" end="958"><dndgreg>the objective being...</dndgreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="959" end="982"><dndgreg>the objective being...</dndgreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="983" end="1020"><scifigreg>It's like I don't even know you anymore.</scifigreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="1021" end="1061" speaker="dndgreg">Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!</line>
<line start="1062" end="1123" speaker="opensourcegreg">Gentlemen, I've taken advantage in a security flaw in the concession stand mainframe</line>
<line start="1124" end="1173" speaker="opensourcegreg">and bit-torrented us some Sugar Daddys and hot dogs!</line>
<line start="1174" end="1208" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1216" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1217" end="1244" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1245" end="1291" speaker="opensourcegreg">Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?</line>
<line start="1301" end="1318" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">HAXXORED!!!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1355" speaker="tompkins">Ow! All my client!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1391" speaker="cheerleader">Did you hear when we walked through the seniors' section?</line>
<line start="1392" end="1432" speaker="cheerleader">That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1457" speaker="other">You have been chosen.</line>
<line start="1458" end="1493" speaker="scifigreg">Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out—</line>
<line start="1494" end="1514" speaker="scifigreg">Uuuuuhhhhhh...</line>
<line start="1515" end="1535" speaker="scifigreg">-leading cheers?</line>
<line start="1536" end="1569" speaker="cheerleader">No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress...</line>
<line start="1570" end="1594" speaker="cheerleader">and in the way I treat other girls.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1602" speaker="other">That's right.</line>
<line start="1603" end="1627" speaker="cheerleader" volume="1.5">YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!</line>
<line start="1628" end="1657" speaker="regulargreg">COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD!</line>
<line start="1658" end="1686" speaker="regulargreg">AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1707" speaker="regulargreg">YAAAAY!</line>
<line start="1708" end="1799" speaker="dndgreg">That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!</line>
<line start="1802" end="1806"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><regulargreg>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</regulargreg></line>
<line start="1807" end="1811"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><regulargreg>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</regulargreg></line>
<line start="1812" end="1816"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><regulargreg>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</regulargreg></line>
<line start="1817" end="1821"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><regulargreg>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</regulargreg></line>
<line start="1822" end="1828"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><regulargreg>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</regulargreg></line>
<line start="1829" end="1883" speaker="regulargreg">Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1913" speaker="dndgreg">Trying to take human form, eh?</line>
<line start="1914" end="1955" speaker="dndgreg">I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!</line>
<line start="1956" end="1974"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><regulargreg sfx="sfx">flinching noises</regulargreg></line>
<line start="1975" end="1997" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Halftime!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2012" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2013" end="2023" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2024" end="2034" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2035" end="2052" speaker="opensourcegreg">Uh-oh.</line>
<line start="2053" end="2107" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">sadistic chuckling</line>
<line start="2108" end="2136" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!</line>
<line start="2137" end="2160"><cheerleader sfx="sfx">laughing</cheerleader><soandso sfx="sfx">laughing</soandso><whatsherface sfx="sfx">laughing</whatsherface><theuglyone sfx="sfx">laughing</theuglyone></line>
<line start="2161" end="2191" speaker="whatsherface">Those Gregs are such losers!</line>
<line start="2192" end="2212" speaker="scifigreg">Hey! No way!</line>
<line start="2213" end="2248" speaker="scifigreg">Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!</line>
<line start="2249" end="2282" speaker="whatsherface">Ew! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!</line>
<line start="2283" end="2308" speaker="opensourcegreg">Now make them have a pillow fight!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2326" speaker="theuglyone">Make them play with action figures!</line>
<line start="2327" end="2335" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">AKIHABARA!</line>
<line start="2336" end="2343" speaker="soandso">So good!</line>
<line start="2344" end="2348" speaker="dndgreg">SWORDS!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2354" speaker="cheerleader">BOYS!</line>
<line start="2355" end="2371"><strongbad>Waugh!!</strongbad><sfx>thump</sfx></line>
<line start="2371" end="2401" speaker="strongbad">It's... over?</line>
<line start="2402" end="2414" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Best Caper Ever

2009-02-09T22:53:05Z

Rexy: /* Inside References */ not sure if this is the best grammar... yay late night hrwiki-ing

{{toonnav|Shorts|bestcaper|Coach Z's 110%|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{subtitlesLinks|bestcaper}}

[[Image:Best Caper Ever.png|thumb|"Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again."]]

Strong Bad somehow manages to pull off the best caper ever... if he could only remember it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Arctic]], [[The House Of The Brothers Strong]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 9, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:43 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 3:09 actual

'''Page Title:''' Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!

==Transcript==
''{slow fade to a closeup of Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, what should I do today? ''{takes a deep breath and turns the other way}'' I just wonder what I should be doing today, you know? ''{shakes head}'' I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today?

''{cut to a long shot of Homestar standing alone on an ice floe, with an iceberg visible in the back}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man. ''{the echo is heard; Homestar looks around}''

''{cut to a closer shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again. ''{Homestar lifts his right leg and lets it swing freely}'' ''{softly}'' It doesn't touch.

''{cut to a long overhead shot of Homestar drifting which crossfades to a slightly grainy black and white picture with the legend Satellite Feed in the lower right corner}''

''{camera pulls back to reveal the TV is sitting in The House of The Brothers Strong}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you have, like, no idea how we pulled this off?

''{reverse shot of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the television}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's retrace our steps. We stole Homestar's melonade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nodding}'' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made pee-pee in said melondade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{embarrassed affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man! This is like our best caper ever, and we don't even remember what we did!?

''{cut back to Homestar. A black lump can be seen floating off to frame left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass! ''{singsong}'' Thanks for stopping by! ''{cut to a medium shot}'' Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot! ''{Homestar looks over his shoulder, annoyed}'' Hm! ''{He starts shaking his body in random directions, grunting}'' Oh, That is it, satellite phone! You've poked me for the last time! ''{He tosses the phone into the ocean}'' You too, flare gun. ''{He drops the gun into the ocean}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, lying on the carpet}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're sure you don't remember like tricking Homestar to get onto a cargo plane, ''{sketch of Homestar running towards a plane with a sign saying "Free Pile" appears over them}'' maybe bribing some walruses, ''{sketch of The Cheat with feet giving money to three walruses appears and fade}'' or like experimenting with the folding of space-time? ''{sketch of a diagram of a black hole, The Cheat with [[Cool Shades|glasses]], and math equations}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{negative The Cheat response}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, the only thing we know for certain is you made wee ''{a picture of a glass of melonade appears}'' in Homestar's melonade and he's stuck ''{picture of a globe appears with a circle around it pointing to a tiny Homestar}'' on the other side of the globe in which we mysteriously have satellite coverage. ''{a satellite appears next to the globe}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps up, makes scared The Cheat noise}''

''{cut back to a medium shot of Homestar standing on the ice floe}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, ''just maybe'', this ''{close-up of Homestar}'' isn't Marzipan's new patio. I should probably yell for help.

''{cut to a long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry! ''{echo is heard}''

''{cut back to a close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry sounds like the kind of guy that could get me out of this jam!

''{cut back to long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice breaking}'' Larry! ''{echo}''

''{cut back to close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar? ''{echo}''

''{cut to a medium shot. Strong Sad is drifting in frame left, reading a book}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, would you please keep it down?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great! Strong Sad! You're a polar bear, right?

''{close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube, so future generations can thaw me out ''{cut back to a medium shot of the two of them}'' and marvel at my same length legs!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...

''{black card with an iceberg and the word "end." appears}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to see a scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat at Bubs' Concession Stand.
:''{The Cheat is on the counter of the stand, beside Bubs, while Strong Bad looks on. A sign is taped on the counter, reading, "BUBS A VET NOW! GET IT?"}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' And I'm gonna need you to fill ''this'' up.
:''{He takes out a trash can, which has a fill line drawn on it and a "Grody Sample" label taped to it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{suddenly angry}'' I'm not looking at The Cheat!
:''{Strong Bad looks surprised}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Doctors and vets often take samples of urine to test for sickness.
*[[Wikipedia: Spacetime|Space-time]] is a mathematical model that combines space and time into a single entity.

===Inside References===
*The Cheat sabotaged Homestar's [[melonade]] by [[peeing]] into it.
*One of the people that Homestar called out for help was [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|himself]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!" title is referring to the cartoon's unfortunate timing; it was released the day after 134 people were rescued from a freeflowing sheet of ice that broke off into [[Wikipedia:Lake Erie|Lake Erie]].[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090207/ap_on_re_us/ice_floe_fishermen]

==External Links==
*[[HR:bestcaper.html|Watch "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[HR:bestcaper.swf|View the Flash file for "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[Forum:15095|forum thread re: "Best Caper Ever"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Subtitles:bestcaper/en

2009-02-09T11:11:47Z

Rexy: I'm on a roll - 3 subs done all at once :D

{{subtitles|Best Caper Ever}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Man, what should I do today?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">deep breath</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">I just wonder what I should be doing today, you know?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today?</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Man. (echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">I can pretend one leg is shorter than the other again.</line>
<line start="303" end="349" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">mock sliding noises</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">It doesn't touch.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">tv static</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>tv static</sfx><strongbad>So you have, like, no idea how we pulled this off?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">uncertain The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">All right, let's retrace our steps.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">We stole Homestar's melonade.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">You made pee-pee in said melondade.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">embarrassed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">enthusiastic The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">uncertain The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Come on, man!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">This is like our best caper ever,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">and we don't even remember what we did!?</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Thanks for stopping by!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunting noises</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Oh that is it, satellite phone!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">You've poked me for the last time!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">You too, flare gun.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">You're sure you don't remember, like,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">tricking Homestar into getting onto a cargo plane,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">or maybe bribing some walruses,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">or, like, experimenting with the folding of space-time?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">negative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">So, the only thing we know for certain</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is that you made wee in Homestar's melonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>affirmative The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-and now he's stuck on the other side of the globe,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">of which we mysteriously have satellite coverage.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">scared The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">this isn't Marzipan's new patio.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">I should probably yell for help.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry sounds like the kind of guy that can help me out of this jam!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, would you please keep it down?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, great! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">You're a polar bear, right?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">so future generations can thaw me out</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">and marvel at my same length legs!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">I'm not looking at The Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:hremail2000/en

2009-02-03T23:26:51Z

Rexy: fixed the spelling on Josh's name, as per transcript revision

{{subtitles|Hremail 2000}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="hremail2000.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="32" end="75" speaker="homestar">Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year,</line>
<line start="76" end="85" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="86" end="107"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="108" end="138"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="139" end="156" speaker="homestar">Thanks, shadow self!</line>
<line start="157" end="172" speaker="homestar">We'll do battle later.</line>
<line start="173" end="224" speaker="homestar">Today's missile comes from Josh Keady in Corvallis, Oregon!</line>
<line start="225" end="241" speaker="homestar">"Dear Homestar.</line>
<line start="242" end="275" speaker="homestar">"How long should a person keep a pair of shoes?</line>
<line start="276" end="310" speaker="homestar">"I have this one pair that has been around for years,</line>
<line start="311" end="343" speaker="homestar">"but they're falling apart pretty badly now.</line>
<line start="344" end="377" speaker="homestar">"My girlfriend thinks that I should get rid of them.</line>
<line start="378" end="418" speaker="homestar">"So what do I do? Repair or replace?</line>
<line start="419" end="459" speaker="homestar">"Urgently waiting for your advice, Josh."</line>
<line start="460" end="484" speaker="homestar">Now you see those three little words?</line>
<line start="485" end="511" speaker="homestar">"My girlfriend thinks"?</line>
<line start="512" end="534" speaker="homestar">That's your problem right there!</line>
<line start="535" end="557" speaker="homestar">I got one o' them, too.</line>
<line start="558" end="583" speaker="homestar">The lad-ays just don't understand that</line>
<line start="584" end="635" speaker="homestar">it can take a man's shoes five to several years to finally get</line>
<line start="636" end="712" speaker="homestar">that sought-after walkin'-around-with-someone-else's-slightly-larger-foot-pelts-on-your-feet feeling!</line>
<line start="713" end="775" speaker="homestar">Stuff like holes, duct tape, and rank odor are just the shoe equivalent of</line>
<line start="776" end="789" speaker="homestar">graying hair, buying a blue Miata, and dating your graduate assistant!</line>
<line start="790" end="808" speaker="homestar">graying hair, buying a blue Miata, and dating your graduate assistant!</line>
<line start="809" end="831" speaker="homestar">graying hair, buying a blue Miata, and dating your graduate assistant!</line>
<line start="832" end="840" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="841" end="892" speaker="homestar">Now first of all, Josh, let's find out how old your shoes really are.</line>
<line start="893" end="911" speaker="homestar">And by that I mean</line>
<line start="912" end="941" speaker="homestar">how many office supplies you got holdin' 'em together.</line>
<line start="942" end="965" speaker="homestar">Rubber bands for laces?</line>
<line start="966" end="1004" speaker="homestar">Paperclips keeping the tongue from falling apart?</line>
<line start="1005" end="1046" speaker="homestar">These little things doing... their... little thing?</line>
<line start="1047" end="1073" speaker="homestar">Why do I wanna call these "cow clips"?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1115" speaker="homestar">Does anyone else call these "cow clips"? No?</line>
<line start="1116" end="1155" speaker="homestar">Moooo! Moooooo!</line>
<line start="1156" end="1174" speaker="homestar">If your kicks are old enough,</line>
<line start="1175" end="1234" speaker="homestar">as my pair of Freshley's Trackfaster Pro Squadrons certainly are,</line>
<line start="1235" end="1283" speaker="homestar">then you can usually distract a few more months outta your girlfriend with...</line>
<line start="1284" end="1312" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">A puppet show!</line>
<line start="1313" end="1378" speaker="homestar">Tra-la-la! I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Yes! And now you will toil away in my toil-et mines,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">while I get all the kickbacks!</line>
<line start="1469" end="1503" speaker="homestar">Oh no! Who will save me?</line>
<line start="1504" end="1521" speaker="homestar">I'll save you!</line>
<line start="1522" end="1529" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1530" end="1574" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And when your puppet show gets canceled after three seasons...</line>
<line start="1575" end="1602" speaker="marzipan">You mean the whole last season was a dream?!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1616" speaker="marzipan">Gimme a break!</line>
<line start="1617" end="1631" speaker="marzipan">They shoulda just had babies,</line>
<line start="1632" end="1657" speaker="marzipan">and then the babies shoulda gotten married.</line>
<line start="1658" end="1701" speaker="homestar">then it's time to start wearin' giant socks over your old shoes</line>
<line start="1702" end="1733" speaker="homestar">with even bigger shoes on top of 'em!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1775" speaker="homestar">And since you got one o' them thinking-type girlfriends,</line>
<line start="1776" end="1827" speaker="homestar">I say throw another sock-shoe layer on top, just to be safe.</line>
<line start="1828" end="1853" speaker="homestar">And at this point, if nothin' else,</line>
<line start="1854" end="1883" speaker="homestar">you'll probably make a pretty good power-forward.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1903" speaker="homestar">So go ahead and post up.</line>
<line start="1904" end="1935" speaker="homestar">I'll be there to hit you in the paint.</line>
<line start="1936" end="1941" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1942" end="1946" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1947" end="1953" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1954" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1965" end="1970" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1971" end="1976" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1977" end="1990" speaker="homestar">Come on, Stockton!</line>
<line start="1991" end="2032" speaker="homestar">I'd like to see you break through this impenetrable wall of defense!</line>
<line start="2033" end="2070" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, you said there was gonna be a dance here tonight!</line>
<line start="2071" end="2078" speaker="homestar">That's right:</line>
<line start="2079" end="2116" speaker="homestar">the ancient art of watch-my-baskeeball dance!</line>
<line start="2117" end="2151" speaker="marzipan">Uh... I think it's bas-KET-ball.</line>
<line start="2152" end="2162" speaker="sfx">whistle</line>
<line start="2163" end="2175"><sfx>whistle</sfx><homestar>Technical foul!</homestar></line>
<line start="2176" end="2218" speaker="homestar">Art Stockton! First down!</line>
<line start="2219" end="2235" speaker="sfx">shuffling noise</line>
<line start="2247" end="2257" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="2266" end="2290" speaker="announcer">Round one! FIGHT!</line>
<line start="2291" end="2326" speaker="homestar">Aw, man! Shadow Homestar?!</line>
<line start="2327" end="2348" speaker="homestar">"Hey, I've got a great idea!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2376" speaker="homestar">"Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="homestar">"and make you fight him before you get to the end boss!"</line>
<line start="2414" end="2450" speaker="sfx">fighting noises</line>
<line start="2450" end="2462" speaker="announcer" sfx="sfx">chuckles</line>
<line start="2463" end="2508" speaker="announcer">Geez. Sorry to laugh, that was just... rough.</line>
<line start="2509" end="2525" speaker="announcer">Ouch!</line>
<line start="2551" end="2595" speaker="strongbad">Ah... that's the feeling I've been looking for!</line>
<line start="2596" end="2618" speaker="strongbad">Come on, foot-pelts!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Hremail 2000

2009-02-02T11:40:31Z

Rexy: /* Transcript */

{{uncattoonnav|hremail2000.html}}
[[Image:Puppet show.png|thumb|"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!"]]

Homestar offers advice on keeping your old shoes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Bad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Gym]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 2, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:09

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is in silhouette, sitting at his desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!

''{Homestar Runner's Theme Song plays as the scene lights up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, shadow self! We'll do battle later. Today's missile ''{produces a paper}'' comes from Josh Key in Corvallis, Oregon! ''{reads in a nervous high-pitched voice:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFF;color:#000">
Dear Homestar. 
 
How long should a person keep 
a pair of shoes? I have this one 
pair that has been around for 
years, but they're falling apart 
pretty badly now. My girlfriend 
thinks that I should get rid of 
them. So what do I do? Repair 
or replace? 
 
Urgently waiting for your advice, 
Josh
</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now you see those three little words?

''{He holds up the paper to the audience, and the camera zooms in on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "My girlfriend thinks"?

''{As he says each word, the appropriate word is highlighted, with a different sound effect for each. Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's your problem right there! ''{puts down the paper}'' I got one o' them, too. ''{Gets up and walks toward the Arturo.}'' The lad-ays just don't understand that it can take a man's shoes five to several years to finally get that sought-after walkin'-around-with-someone-else's-slightly-larger-foot-pelts-on-your-feet feeling! Stuff like holes, duct tape, and rank odor are—

''{Zoom in on the Arturo. A picture of a man's head appears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' —just the shoe equivalent of graying hair—

''{The hair of the man in the picture grays a little.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —buying a blue Miata—

''{A convertible appears under the head; the head is big enough to fill the both of the front seats.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' — and dating your graduate assistant!

''{A woman appears beside the head, proportioned correctly for the car. The head winks with a "ding" sound effect. Cut back to Homestar, sitting back down at the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now first of all, Josh, let's find out how old your shoes ''really'' are. And by that I mean—

''{Cut to the image of a very battered-looking shoe with "STREISAND" scrawled onto the side. Green clouds are seen behind it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' —how many office supplies you got holdin' 'em together.

''{Rubber bands appear wrapped around the shoe.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rubber bands for laces?

''{Paperclips appear on the shoe.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Paperclips keeping the tongue from falling apart?

''{Two binder clips appear.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These little things doing... ''{The clips grab parts of the shoes as Homestar hesitates.}'' their... little thing? Why do I wanna call these—

''{Cut back to Homestar. He's holding up a binder clip.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —"cow clips"? ''{turns around}'' Does anyone else call these "cow clips"? No? ''{He holds the clip up to the camera and and opens it. As though providing the sound for the clip:}'' Moooo! Moooooo! ''{puts the clip down}'' If your kicks are old enough, as my pair of—

''{Cut to a stylized closeup of Homestar's feet. Black hairs are visible on Homestar's legs. His left shoe has some green slime coming out from the sole, is torn and stained, and has multiple oddly-colored bumps on it. His right shoe's sole is coming unraveled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —Freshley's Trackfaster Pro Squadrons ''{a logo for this brand appears}'' certainly are—

''{Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —then you can usually distract a few more months outta your girlfriend with...

''{Cut to a stage over two blue lumps.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A puppet show!

''{The camera pans back, revealing that the stage is very small and the blue lumps are part of Marzipan's couch. Marzipan is sitting on it, looking cross. One of Homestar's feet comes up over the sofa; his foot has googly-eyes attached to it and some fake "hair" that resembles blonde pigtails. It "speaks" by having its sole partially disconnect from the rest of the shoe.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the shoe-puppet}'' Tra-la-la! I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!

''{Another leg appears. This one also has googly eyes, but a small purple wizard cap and drawn-on eyebrows and a mustache.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the second shoe-puppet}'' Yes! And now you will toil away in my ''toil''-et mines! While I get all the kickbacks! ''{as the first puppet}'' Oh no! Who will save me?

''{A third leg appears. This one has the googly eyes on the sole, rather than the foot, and has a blonde "wig" on it. Marzipan sits up, startled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the third puppet}'' I'll save you!

''{Marzipan gasps loudly. The screen dims as the camera zooms in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And when your puppet show gets canceled after three seasons...

''{Cut to a closeup of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' You mean the whole last season was a ''dream?!'' Gimme a break! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.

''{Cut to Homestar at his desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...then it's time to start wearin' giant socks ''{holds up a giant sock}'' over your old shoes with even bigger shoes ''{holds up a shoe that resembles his own, but larger, and has "SIZE 18" written in it}'' on top of 'em! And since you got one o' them ''thinking''-type girlfriends, I say throw another sock-shoe ''{holds up an even bigger sock and a "SIZE STRONG MAD" shoe}'' layer on top, just to be safe. ''{moves the socks and shoes to the sides and looks between them}'' And at this point, if nothin' else, you'll probably make a pretty good power-forward. So go ahead and post up. I'll be there to hit you in the paint.

''{Cut to the gym; Homestar is wearing enormous socks and basketball shoes. Marzipan is with him, and there is a basketball on the ground between them. Homestar steps back and forth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hoo! Heh! Hoo! ''{holds up his left foot, as if kicking Marzipan}'' Hoo-yah! ''{drops his foot}'' Hoo! ''{turns around}'' Hup! ''{turns back}'' Come on, Stockton! I'd like to see you break through this impenetrable wall of defense!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you said there was gonna be a dance here tonight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right: the ancient art of watch-my-baskeeball dance!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh... I think it's bas-''KET''-ball.

''{A whistle is heard. Homestar's third leg-puppet, with an ankle-band that looks like a sports referee's shirt, leans in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the puppet}'' Technical foul! Art Stockton! First down!

''{Cut to a closeup of the Arturo. The picture of the head in the car with the woman appears. "email homestar runner at DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com" appears on the screen. The head winks with the same "ding!" sound effect.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the woman to see a scene with Strong Bad in the Field.
:''{Strong Bad is wearing shoes that look like [[Soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah... ''that's'' the feeling I've been looking for! Come on, foot-pelts!
*At the end, click on the car's front tire to see Homestar doing battle with his shadow.
:''{Homestar is looking at "Shadow Homestar." There are health bars at the top of the screen labeled "HOMESTAR RUNNER" and "SHADOW HOMESTAR".}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Round one! FIGHT! ''{"FIGHT!" appears in the middle of the screen.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! ''Shadow'' Homestar?! ''{sarcastically}'' "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink and make you fight ''him'' before you get to the end boss!"
:''{Shadow Homestar suddenly leaps forward and kicks regular Homestar repeatedly, knocking his health to zero. Homestar collapses on the ground.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quietly}'' Heh heh... geez. Sorry to laugh, that was just... rough. Ouch! ''{"OUCH!" appears in the middle of the screen.}''

== Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Hitting someone "in the paint" is a basketball term for someone inside the borders of the free throw area.

===Remarks===
*When Homestar is reading the letter initially, "My girlfriend thinks" is split over two lines... but in the close-up, it is all on the same line.

===Inside References===
*Homestar is wearing [[Freshley's]]
*In the gym, Homestar is wearing Air Cardgages, first seen in [[diorama]].
*Homestar's shoe puppets feature [[googly-eyed objects|googly-eyes]].
*Homestar again battles himself in an Easter egg, just like what happened in [[strong badathlon]].
*Strong Bad's walk in the Easter egg echoes how he walks when he leaves Club Technochocolate wearing the [['Lectric Boots]] in [[new boots]].

===Real-World References===
*Marzipan's complaint that "the whole last season was a dream?" really did happen to the 1985-86 season of [[Wikipedia:Dallas (TV series)|''Dallas'']].
*Homestar calling Marzipan "Stockton" likely refers to [[Wikipedia:John Stockton|John Stockton]].
* The gruff announcer in the [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|Homestar vs. Shadow Homestar]] Easter egg sounds very much like the announcer in [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat|Mortal Kombat]].
** The music that plays during this scene is similar to the beat of [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu's]] theme from [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II|Street Fighter II]].
* Babies and weddings are often cited as signs that a television series has [[Wikipedia:Jumping the shark|jumped the shark]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail2000.html|watch "Hremail 2000"]]
*[[HR:hremail2000.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 2000"]]
*[[Forum:15066|forum thread re:Hremail 2000]]

Subtitles:hremail2000/en

2009-02-02T10:28:03Z

Rexy: Another subtitling mission done

{{subtitles|Hremail 2000}}
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<line start="32" end="75" speaker="homestar">Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year,</line>
<line start="76" end="85" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="86" end="107"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="108" end="138"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="139" end="156" speaker="homestar">Thanks, shadow self!</line>
<line start="157" end="172" speaker="homestar">We'll do battle later.</line>
<line start="173" end="224" speaker="homestar">Today's missile comes from Josh Key in Corvallis, Oregon!</line>
<line start="225" end="241" speaker="homestar">"Dear Homestar.</line>
<line start="242" end="275" speaker="homestar">"How long should a person keep a pair of shoes?</line>
<line start="276" end="310" speaker="homestar">"I have this one pair that has been around for years,</line>
<line start="311" end="343" speaker="homestar">"but they're falling apart pretty badly now.</line>
<line start="344" end="377" speaker="homestar">"My girlfriend thinks that I should get rid of them.</line>
<line start="378" end="418" speaker="homestar">"So what do I do? Repair or replace?</line>
<line start="419" end="459" speaker="homestar">"Urgently waiting for your advice, Josh."</line>
<line start="460" end="484" speaker="homestar">Now you see those three little words?</line>
<line start="485" end="511" speaker="homestar">"My girlfriend thinks"?</line>
<line start="512" end="534" speaker="homestar">That's your problem right there!</line>
<line start="535" end="557" speaker="homestar">I got one o' them, too.</line>
<line start="558" end="583" speaker="homestar">The lad-ays just don't understand that</line>
<line start="584" end="635" speaker="homestar">it can take a man's shoes five to several years to finally get</line>
<line start="636" end="712" speaker="homestar">that sought-after walkin'-around-with-someone-else's-slightly-larger-foot-pelts-on-your-feet feeling!</line>
<line start="713" end="775" speaker="homestar">Stuff like holes, duct tape, and rank odor are just the shoe equivalent of</line>
<line start="776" end="789" speaker="homestar">graying hair, buying a blue Miata, and dating your graduate assistant!</line>
<line start="790" end="808" speaker="homestar">graying hair, buying a blue Miata, and dating your graduate assistant!</line>
<line start="809" end="831" speaker="homestar">graying hair, buying a blue Miata, and dating your graduate assistant!</line>
<line start="832" end="840" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="841" end="892" speaker="homestar">Now first of all, Josh, let's find out how old your shoes really are.</line>
<line start="893" end="911" speaker="homestar">And by that I mean</line>
<line start="912" end="941" speaker="homestar">how many office supplies you got holdin' 'em together.</line>
<line start="942" end="965" speaker="homestar">Rubber bands for laces?</line>
<line start="966" end="1004" speaker="homestar">Paperclips keeping the tongue from falling apart?</line>
<line start="1005" end="1046" speaker="homestar">These little things doing... their... little thing?</line>
<line start="1047" end="1073" speaker="homestar">Why do I wanna call these "cow clips"?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1115" speaker="homestar">Does anyone else call these "cow clips"? No?</line>
<line start="1116" end="1155" speaker="homestar">Moooo! Moooooo!</line>
<line start="1156" end="1174" speaker="homestar">If your kicks are old enough,</line>
<line start="1175" end="1234" speaker="homestar">as my pair of Freshley's Trackfaster Pro Squadrons certainly are,</line>
<line start="1235" end="1283" speaker="homestar">then you can usually distract a few more months outta your girlfriend with...</line>
<line start="1284" end="1312" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">A puppet show!</line>
<line start="1313" end="1378" speaker="homestar">Tra-la-la! I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Yes! And now you will toil away in my toil-et mines,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">while I get all the kickbacks!</line>
<line start="1469" end="1503" speaker="homestar">Oh no! Who will save me?</line>
<line start="1504" end="1521" speaker="homestar">I'll save you!</line>
<line start="1522" end="1529" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1530" end="1574" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And when your puppet show gets canceled after three seasons...</line>
<line start="1575" end="1602" speaker="marzipan">You mean the whole last season was a dream?!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1616" speaker="marzipan">Gimme a break!</line>
<line start="1617" end="1631" speaker="marzipan">They shoulda just had babies,</line>
<line start="1632" end="1657" speaker="marzipan">and then the babies shoulda gotten married.</line>
<line start="1658" end="1701" speaker="homestar">then it's time to start wearin' giant socks over your old shoes</line>
<line start="1702" end="1733" speaker="homestar">with even bigger shoes on top of 'em!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1775" speaker="homestar">And since you got one o' them thinking-type girlfriends,</line>
<line start="1776" end="1827" speaker="homestar">I say throw another sock-shoe layer on top, just to be safe.</line>
<line start="1828" end="1853" speaker="homestar">And at this point, if nothin' else,</line>
<line start="1854" end="1883" speaker="homestar">you'll probably make a pretty good power-forward.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1903" speaker="homestar">So go ahead and post up.</line>
<line start="1904" end="1935" speaker="homestar">I'll be there to hit you in the paint.</line>
<line start="1936" end="1941" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1942" end="1946" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1947" end="1953" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1954" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1965" end="1970" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1971" end="1976" speaker="homestar">Hoo! Heh! Hoo! Hoo-yah! Hoo! Hup!</line>
<line start="1977" end="1990" speaker="homestar">Come on, Stockton!</line>
<line start="1991" end="2032" speaker="homestar">I'd like to see you break through this impenetrable wall of defense!</line>
<line start="2033" end="2070" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, you said there was gonna be a dance here tonight!</line>
<line start="2071" end="2078" speaker="homestar">That's right:</line>
<line start="2079" end="2116" speaker="homestar">the ancient art of watch-my-baskeeball dance!</line>
<line start="2117" end="2151" speaker="marzipan">Uh... I think it's bas-KET-ball.</line>
<line start="2152" end="2162" speaker="sfx">whistle</line>
<line start="2163" end="2175"><sfx>whistle</sfx><homestar>Technical foul!</homestar></line>
<line start="2176" end="2218" speaker="homestar">Art Stockton! First down!</line>
<line start="2219" end="2235" speaker="sfx">shuffling noise</line>
<line start="2247" end="2257" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="2266" end="2290" speaker="announcer">Round one! FIGHT!</line>
<line start="2291" end="2326" speaker="homestar">Aw, man! Shadow Homestar?!</line>
<line start="2327" end="2348" speaker="homestar">"Hey, I've got a great idea!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2376" speaker="homestar">"Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink</line>
<line start="2377" end="2413" speaker="homestar">"and make you fight him before you get to the end boss!"</line>
<line start="2414" end="2450" speaker="sfx">fighting noises</line>
<line start="2450" end="2462" speaker="announcer" sfx="sfx">chuckles</line>
<line start="2463" end="2508" speaker="announcer">Geez. Sorry to laugh, that was just... rough.</line>
<line start="2509" end="2525" speaker="announcer">Ouch!</line>
<line start="2551" end="2595" speaker="strongbad">Ah... that's the feeling I've been looking for!</line>
<line start="2596" end="2618" speaker="strongbad">Come on, foot-pelts!</line>
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Hremail 62

2009-01-26T22:41:30Z

Rexy: /* Transcript */ punctuation fix

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[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache at the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner "Bechieve to Alieve" foundation in the first ever full-length [[Hremail]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar Runner's Bedroom]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 26, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:06

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug, and can be seen labeled "Soup, Not Coffee". The camera is zooming in on him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit. The desk is shown to have the label "This guy!" on the front of it, with an arrow pointing to Homestar. Homestar himself is smiling looking back and forth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter ''{Pulls out a sheet of paper that is rotated in landscape form.}'' comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFF;color:#000">

Hello, Homestar.
 
 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Advancement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip?
 
 
Chuck, Rochester
</blockquote>

''{The email is read with a view of the sheet scrolling down as Homestar reads it. Homestar begins reading in a deep voice which gradually turns back into his normal voice as he continues. He says "Advancement" in a faux French accent, and doesn't read the signature.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar's desk. He does not have the letter anymore.}'' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a monochrome photo of a brick, 1950's-like building. While Homestar talks, the view continues to zoom out, eventually showing in a wooden frame.}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bechieve to Alieve" foundition, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange dresser.''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{The camera zooms in on it and angles; fanfare.}'' this drawer! ''{It zooms in and angles again with a dutch angle. After that there is a cut to a full view of Homestar, who has been to the left of the dresser the entire time of this scene.}'' Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar. He is squinting his eyes.}'' Is that the plural of student, studentia? ''{His eyes return to normal}'' Anyway, ''{Cut to the view of Homestar and dresser again}'' lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar bends over to the right and opens drawer and a cut to a top-view reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon smushed together in the bottom-left corner. The labels on the Crayons are combined, reading "Brellow". There are also various items such as a picture of Homestar, various stars, and a paper clip in the back of the drawer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! ''{Cut to Homestar.}'' First up on our tour, is this ''{Homestar takes out the brellow crown.}'' brellow crown! ''{Turns the crayon.}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. ''{Turns to the left.}'' Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a microfiche reader sitting on the desk.}''

'''ARTURO:''' ''{In a voice almost exactly like [[A. Chimendez]]. While he talks the screen flashes.}'' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{A scene of Homestar walking to Bubs' Concession Stand comes on screen from the bottom-right corner; the camera zooms in to video.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way from the other corner of the stand, holding a yellow crayon.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what ''really'' happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Dangit, purple wrench!

''{Concession stand shakes to the sound of a thump.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' ''{Turns to the left, he starts to look angry}'' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer at a close-up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it to the left of the screen. Throughout this part Homestar points his crayon to the drawings he brings up.}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow "zornet" on the right side of the screen, overlapping part of the toast drawing.}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro and the caption "SOL SOUL" in the center of the screen, overlapping them both. After he finishes, he throws all the papers and the brellow crayon.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Next item up for tour, is my collection of old Homestars! ''{Cut back to drawer, Homestar is picking up the variations of stars that appeared earlier.}'' They provide a unique cross section of my many facets!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner where the desk is partly visible; Holds up a star-shaped cloud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the ''{Homestar puts "Roundy" on the star on his shirt, and he tips his torso back.}'' popcorn lumper! ''{He drops Roundy and holds up a golden star bedazzled with jewels, with the glittery noises being heard.}'' This one's from my brief stint as ''{He puts an angry expression on his face.}'' supreme emperor! ''{Squints; puts it up to the star on his chest.}'' Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler. ''{Un-squints}'' And you won't believe ''{Drops jeweled star and brings up a crusty paper star.}'' why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, ''{Puts the crusty star over the star on his shirt.}'' four score!

''{Cut to Homestar from the "colonial days", with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen. He's wearing the tattered paper star, which is still just as tattered as in the previous scene, but lacking the stain.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{He mumbles while he finishes writing.}'' And with that, I am done ''{Waves quill pen in front of his face.}'' tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{Takes a bite out of it, some spills on his star. The camera zooms in on the star.}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner leaning over the drawer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan.}'' Not ours! ''{Close up of the photo.}'' I think it was some couple from Canadas! ''{Cut back to Homestar and the drawer.}'' Or, Cancun... nada. ''{He puts the photo on his chest. The camera begins to zoom-in on him.}'' Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! ''{Close-up.}'' Nothing like a little educache at the ''{Pops up at the camera.}'' foundache! ''{Sits back down.}'' It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, ''{He pops up at the camera again. He talks in a louder tone.}'' When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to close up on Arturo's screen; a [[postcard]] from Homestar Dinoland shows up. It consists of its logo at the top-left corner, with a silhouetted parking lot, as well wita silhouetted adult and child below. An angry dinosaur that has Homestar's hat is standing not too far from the parking lot.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{The dinosaur's mouth moves with his dialog throughout.}'' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER NARRATOR:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the golden rhinestone star to see the product he used to make it: the Scarfgirl Rhinestone Jazzler.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Arturo 9000]] is not a computer but a [[Wikipedia:Microform|microfiche reader]].
* "Sol" is both [[Spanish]] and Latin for "sun."

===Trivia===
*This toon was released after a 34 day release gap on the website.
*The oil coupon reads:
<blockquote style="border:dashed 2px #aaa;width:140px;text-align:center;">
$5.00 Off
 
'''FILTY''' '''oil filters''' 
Oil Filters or Lube
</blockquote>

===Goofs===
* When Homestar first holds up his Founding Father star, a small part of the pencil drawing on the front of it leaves where the star folds.
* In the honeymoon picture, Homestar's eyes blink.
* Between the time that Homestar puts down the golden rhinestone star and when the scene changes, you can still click on the area where the star was and it will bring up the Easter Egg.

===Inside References===
* The concept of Homestar answering e-mails was first explored in [[email thunder]].
* Homestar called crayons "crowns" in [[coloring]].
* [[Scarfgirl]] was a magazine previously seen in [[secret identity]].
* Homestar pronounces "Cultural Advancement" in a faux [[French]] accent.
* Homestar was previously seen as a "founding father" in [[colonization]].
* Homestar called Strong Bad and The Cheat "young lovers" in [[road trip]].

===Real-World References===
* The "Jazzler" is based on the [[Wikipedia:Bedazzler|Bedazzler]], which has a similar function. Like the Jazzler, it also resembles a stapler.
* The origin of the brellow crown is a reference to the "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!" commercials for [[Wikipedia:Reese's Peanut Butter Cups|Reese's Peanut Butter Cups]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail62.html|watch "Hremail 62"]]
*[[HR:hremail62.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 62"]]
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Subtitles:hremail62/en

2009-01-26T09:30:14Z

Rexy: ...buh?

{{subtitles|Hremail 62}}
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="hremail62.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="83" speaker="homestar">Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter,</line>
<line start="84" end="93" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="94" end="109"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="110" end="130"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="131" end="144"><homestar>Thanks silhouette!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="145" end="183" speaker="homestar">Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester.</line>
<line start="184" end="199" speaker="homestar">"Hello, Homestar</line>
<line start="200" end="239" speaker="homestar">"Can you tell me if there is some kind of Homestar Runner Center</line>
<line start="240" end="312" speaker="homestar">"or Homestar Runner International Center for Cultural Advancement or something like that</line>
<line start="313" end="348" speaker="homestar">"that I could bring my students to for a field trip?"</line>
<line start="349" end="378" speaker="homestar">Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor!</line>
<line start="379" end="404" speaker="homestar">Established in 1994,</line>
<line start="405" end="443" speaker="homestar">the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundition,</line>
<line start="444" end="461" speaker="homestar">commonly known as,</line>
<line start="462" end="469" speaker="homestar">this drawer...</line>
<line start="470" end="490" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="491" end="500" speaker="homestar">this drawer...</line>
<line start="500" end="515" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="516" end="523" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">this drawer...</line>
<line start="524" end="533" speaker="sfx">crash cymbal</line>
<line start="534" end="607" speaker="homestar">would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia.</line>
<line start="608" end="645" speaker="homestar">Is that the plural of student, studentia?</line>
<line start="646" end="682" speaker="homestar">Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!</line>
<line start="683" end="689" speaker="sfx">drawer sliding noise</line>
<line start="690" end="742" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Smell all that culture and education!</line>
<line start="743" end="781" speaker="homestar">First up on our tour, is this brellow crown!</line>
<line start="782" end="810" speaker="homestar">And what a rich history it has!</line>
<line start="811" end="845" speaker="homestar">It dates all the way back to this one time.</line>
<line start="846" end="875" speaker="homestar">Arturo, if you please!</line>
<line start="876" end="900" speaker="other">Coming right up, Mr. Runner!</line>
<line start="908" end="943" speaker="homestar">Oh, I sure love my brown crown!</line>
<line start="944" end="1007" speaker="strongsad">Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!</line>
<line start="1008" end="1021" speaker="bubs">Dangit, purple wrench!</line>
<line start="1022" end="1038"><sfx>crash</sfx><homestar>Oof!</homestar><strongsad>Aaah!</strongsad></line>
<line start="1039" end="1077" speaker="bubs">Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!</line>
<line start="1078" end="1111" speaker="homestar">My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of</line>
<line start="1112" end="1125" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1126" end="1144" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1171" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1172" end="1228" speaker="homestar">Next item up for tour, is my collection of old homestars!</line>
<line start="1229" end="1270" speaker="homestar">They provide a unique cross section of my many facets!</line>
<line start="1271" end="1324" speaker="homestar">Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper!</line>
<line start="1325" end="1367" speaker="homestar">This one's from my brief stint as supreme emperor!</line>
<line start="1368" end="1375" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1376" end="1386" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1411" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1412" end="1451" speaker="homestar">And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1474" speaker="homestar">Talk about cultural!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1503" speaker="homestar">That mess was like, four score!</line>
<line start="1508" end="1543" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.6">mumbling noises</line>
<line start="1544" end="1597" speaker="homestar">And with that, I am done tickling my face!</line>
<line start="1598" end="1629" speaker="homestar">Mhm! Sloppy Joseph!</line>
<line start="1641" end="1657" speaker="homestar">Aw, crap!</line>
<line start="1658" end="1717" speaker="homestar">Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1732" speaker="homestar">Not ours!</line>
<line start="1733" end="1757" speaker="homestar">I think it was some couple from Canadas!</line>
<line start="1762" end="1798" speaker="homestar">Or, Cancun...nada.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1856" speaker="homestar">Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1883" speaker="homestar">So bring the kids all down, Chuck!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1923" speaker="homestar">Nothing like a little educache at the foundache!</line>
<line start="1924" end="1953" speaker="homestar">It's the best I could do on short notice.</line>
<line start="1954" end="1980" speaker="homestar">Unless you want to wait until 2012,</line>
<line start="1981" end="2027" speaker="homestar">when Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!</line>
<line start="2028" end="2055" speaker="other">Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012.</line>
<line start="2056" end="2080" speaker="other">Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.</line>
<line start="2081" end="2100" speaker="homestar">A whaaaaaaat?</line>
<line start="2101" end="2118" speaker="other">I-I mean a drawer.</line>
<line start="2119" end="2138" speaker="homestar">A whaat?</line>
<line start="2139" end="2165" speaker="other">I mean, a dwaw.</line>
<line start="2166" end="2182" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">A WHAT?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2193" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="2194" end="2228" speaker="other">A dweeoooowwwww.</line>
<line start="2229" end="2252" speaker="homestar">That's better!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:hremail62/en

2009-01-26T09:29:18Z

Rexy: wow, managed to clear the subs all at once O.o

{{subtitles|Hremail 62}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="cheatvideo.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="83" speaker="homestar">Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter,</line>
<line start="84" end="93" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="94" end="109"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="110" end="130"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="131" end="144"><homestar>Thanks silhouette!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="145" end="183" speaker="homestar">Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester.</line>
<line start="184" end="199" speaker="homestar">"Hello, Homestar</line>
<line start="200" end="239" speaker="homestar">"Can you tell me if there is some kind of Homestar Runner Center</line>
<line start="240" end="312" speaker="homestar">"or Homestar Runner International Center for Cultural Advancement or something like that</line>
<line start="313" end="348" speaker="homestar">"that I could bring my students to for a field trip?"</line>
<line start="349" end="378" speaker="homestar">Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor!</line>
<line start="379" end="404" speaker="homestar">Established in 1994,</line>
<line start="405" end="443" speaker="homestar">the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundition,</line>
<line start="444" end="461" speaker="homestar">commonly known as,</line>
<line start="462" end="469" speaker="homestar">this drawer...</line>
<line start="470" end="490" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="491" end="500" speaker="homestar">this drawer...</line>
<line start="500" end="515" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="516" end="523" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">this drawer...</line>
<line start="524" end="533" speaker="sfx">crash cymbal</line>
<line start="534" end="607" speaker="homestar">would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia.</line>
<line start="608" end="645" speaker="homestar">Is that the plural of student, studentia?</line>
<line start="646" end="682" speaker="homestar">Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!</line>
<line start="683" end="689" speaker="sfx">drawer sliding noise</line>
<line start="690" end="742" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Smell all that culture and education!</line>
<line start="743" end="781" speaker="homestar">First up on our tour, is this brellow crown!</line>
<line start="782" end="810" speaker="homestar">And what a rich history it has!</line>
<line start="811" end="845" speaker="homestar">It dates all the way back to this one time.</line>
<line start="846" end="875" speaker="homestar">Arturo, if you please!</line>
<line start="876" end="900" speaker="other">Coming right up, Mr. Runner!</line>
<line start="908" end="943" speaker="homestar">Oh, I sure love my brown crown!</line>
<line start="944" end="1007" speaker="strongsad">Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!</line>
<line start="1008" end="1021" speaker="bubs">Dangit, purple wrench!</line>
<line start="1022" end="1038"><sfx>crash</sfx><homestar>Oof!</homestar><strongsad>Aaah!</strongsad></line>
<line start="1039" end="1077" speaker="bubs">Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!</line>
<line start="1078" end="1111" speaker="homestar">My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of</line>
<line start="1112" end="1125" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1126" end="1144" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1171" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1172" end="1228" speaker="homestar">Next item up for tour, is my collection of old homestars!</line>
<line start="1229" end="1270" speaker="homestar">They provide a unique cross section of my many facets!</line>
<line start="1271" end="1324" speaker="homestar">Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper!</line>
<line start="1325" end="1367" speaker="homestar">This one's from my brief stint as supreme emperor!</line>
<line start="1368" end="1375" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1376" end="1386" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1411" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1412" end="1451" speaker="homestar">And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1474" speaker="homestar">Talk about cultural!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1503" speaker="homestar">That mess was like, four score!</line>
<line start="1508" end="1543" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.6">mumbling noises</line>
<line start="1544" end="1597" speaker="homestar">And with that, I am done tickling my face!</line>
<line start="1598" end="1629" speaker="homestar">Mhm! Sloppy Joseph!</line>
<line start="1641" end="1657" speaker="homestar">Aw, crap!</line>
<line start="1658" end="1717" speaker="homestar">Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1732" speaker="homestar">Not ours!</line>
<line start="1733" end="1757" speaker="homestar">I think it was some couple from Canadas!</line>
<line start="1762" end="1798" speaker="homestar">Or, Cancun...nada.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1856" speaker="homestar">Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1883" speaker="homestar">So bring the kids all down, Chuck!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1923" speaker="homestar">Nothing like a little educache at the foundache!</line>
<line start="1924" end="1953" speaker="homestar">It's the best I could do on short notice.</line>
<line start="1954" end="1980" speaker="homestar">Unless you want to wait until 2012,</line>
<line start="1981" end="2027" speaker="homestar">when Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!</line>
<line start="2028" end="2055" speaker="other">Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012.</line>
<line start="2056" end="2080" speaker="other">Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.</line>
<line start="2081" end="2100" speaker="homestar">A whaaaaaaat?</line>
<line start="2101" end="2118" speaker="other">I-I mean a drawer.</line>
<line start="2119" end="2138" speaker="homestar">A whaat?</line>
<line start="2139" end="2165" speaker="other">I mean, a dwaw.</line>
<line start="2166" end="2182" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">A WHAT?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2193" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="2194" end="2228" speaker="other">A dweeoooowwwww.</line>
<line start="2229" end="2252" speaker="homestar">That's better!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)

2009-01-20T18:11:39Z

Rexy: /* Fun Machine */ A little organization needed here >.>

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 ghosts.png|thumb| "Why do all you video game types always talk in lame clues?"]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Basement==
===Game Intro===
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Previously, on ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' ''{pronounced "pepple"}''...
''{The game begins where [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] finished off - the outcry at the end of the film's premiere.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh, this is starting to turn into an unruly mob. And not the good kind like I start at Strong Sad's poetry readings. For REAL this time: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
:''{Strong Bad proceeds to jump over the crowd. Cue freeze frame mid-jump.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now, the conclusion of ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' ''{pronounced "pepple" again}''.
:''{The result of Strong Bad's jump left him crashing into the Trogdor arcade cabinet. Sparks started flying from the machine, causing everyone to look towards it. Worried about what would happen, they all start fleeing the basement... all but Strong Sad. Noticing this, Strong Bad quickly stood back up.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOW look what you did, Dumpalumpa! The Trogdor machine is ruined!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What ''I'' did? This thing hasn't worked for months! Besides, YOU broke it! Everybody saw!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, this is no time to be pointing fat, doughy fingers. This is the time for you to figure out how you're going to fix it.
:''{A roar was heard from inside the machine.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap was that?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It sounds like the fan's broken! You'll have to get it serviced.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get fan service around here?
:''{A one-sound-channel variant on Trogdor's theme is heard as wings sprout from the top of the cabinet, legs form at the bottom and a beefy arm sticks out from one of the cabinet's sides. The heavy metal version of the theme fades in as it starts chasing Strong Sad out of the room.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{flees}'' Ahhhhhh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{approaches the basement door in awe}'' That may be... the coolest thing... that has ever happened.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' Ahhh! Help!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaves the basement, excited}'' Oh, I gotta see this!

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wonder what's in the box that ghost was pointing out. ''{Looks under the box; cue prompt for the Cheat Commandos action figure found}''

===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' One if by land, two if by sea. Bring one to me!

====8-Bit Lantern → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' Hey, great! My lantern! Thanks, man! I'm Paul Revere!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I wanna ask you a question.
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' Yeah, not to be rude, but I gotta split! These British people are coming, and I really should tell everybody about it. Thanks again for the lantern!
:''{Colonial Ghost #4 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' No, that can't even hold a candle to the object I'm looking for! The clues don't get any clearer than this!

===Couch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Couch, I think you should be in your ''own'' video game: "Couch Quest: The Search for My Butt"!

===TV===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooo, it's time for the 8-hour cartoon block of "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games"! This is the one where some real-world kids get sucked into some video game. Ridiculous.

==Bathroom==

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, I never noticed that box until that friendly ghost pointed it out to me! ''{Looks under the box, finds Stinkoman's boots}'' Stinkoman's whole-lot-cooler robot boots! Now I can totally fly around in space in cool action poses! ''{Strikes a pose}''

===Mirror===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!
:''{Strong Bad looks ahead in silence.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, those ghost stories never wor-
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING''' ''{suddenly appears from behind}'' Come on in here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns around to face the painting}'' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! ''{calms down}'' How does it DO that?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man. Don't know WHAT could be staring back at me.

===Shower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to like playing "Guess who's hiding outside the shower with a knife" with Strong Sad, until that time he panicked and ran around the house all naturale. ''{disgusted}'' Some things were not meant to be seen.

===Sink===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Those cabinets are empty. We used the last of the toilet paper dressing Strong Mad up as "Squarehotep: The vengeful mummy".

===Toilet===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at me. And asks to be sanitized.

==Computer Room==
===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' I unlocked the door to electricity... using a kite. It's a metaphor, work with me here.

====8-Bit Key → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' You have found it! I am free once again! I am Ben Franklin! Thank you, citizen!
:''{Colonial Ghost #3 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' That is not the object I'm looking for! Apparently you haven't unlocked my insultingly obvious riddle!

===Calendar===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta replace this thing with a To-Do list. 1: Save world from dragon. 2: Make To-Do list. 3: Buy socks.

===Floppy Disks===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better keep these disks locked up in case any more videogames come to life.

===Lappy 486===
:''{While the ghost sprites are roaming around the house}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way am I going near the Lappy while the house is haunted. ''{turns to the camera}'' I could get sucked into the screen or something.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I heard that's how the Bad Graphics Ghost started! ''{vanishes}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Using the Lappy at any other time would take the player directly to the '''Strong Bad Emails'''.}''

===Light Switch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flicks the switch off and on}'' Whooo, interactivity!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the house is "haunted"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Dangeresque}'' That's a good idea. But it's wrong.

===Power Cord===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, the Lappy's battery lasts about 45 seconds these days. Those EGA graphics don't come cheap, man.

===Rave Switch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... a very special lightswitch rave.
:''{Strong Bad does the usual lightswitch rave, but instead of using ''The System Is Down'' as backing music, ''Trogdor'' is heard in the background.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Trogdor comes... in the night.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the house is "haunted"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Dangeresque}'' That's a good idea. But it's wrong.

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm thinking of revising my no loafing policy. Maybe allow loafing during designated hours, or with the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

===Stool===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walks away from the stool}'' Don't tell Stooly I said this, but he's getting a ferocious case of the... ''{emphasized dramatically}'' ...SBEMAIL BOTTOM STANK.

==Hallway==
===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' I dropped mine into the bay! And then I invented beer, or something.

'''Plays the first time Strong Bad speaks to a ghost'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do you video game types always talk in lame clues? Why don't you just tell me what you're looking for?
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' We get more screen time this way!
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' Triple scale for each spoken line of dialog!
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' What he said!

====8-Bit Teabag → Colonial Ghost====
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game}''
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' You have found it! I am free once again! I am Samuel Adams! Cheers!
:''{Colonial Ghost #1 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' That's not the item I'm looking for. Ahem! I could give you a clue if I weren't so thirsty!

==Kitchen==
===Cereal===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta choke down the rest of that box of Cheat Commandos-Os sometime. Just 23 more box tops, and I can get the free junkyard submarine playset!

===Fridge===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens the fridge door, revealing it to be empty}'' Empty. Fridge, I think you should be in your own videogame: "Fridge Quest: The Search for Serving a Purpose!" ''{slams the door shut}''

===Go Outside===
:'''Before getting the key from Strong Sad'''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Where are you going? You can't take on Trogdor without calling product support first! You'll void your warran-tee! And maybe your bladder!

:'''After getting the key'''
::''{The Trogdor cabinet noticed Strong Bad's presence and flees. Strong Bad proceeds to chase it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Come back here!
::''{The player is automatically taken to the Field at this point.}''

===Strong Sad===
:'''Only present until Strong Bad replaces the Trogdor machine's logic board'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You're finally here! Help me shore up our defenses in case he comes back!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what happened to Trogdor? I expected to see him pummeling and/or burninating you by now.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I told him my plant Charlemagne was a defenseless peasant baby and threw it out the window! When he went after it, I locked the door behind him! That thing is out of control! You've got to get a new logic board and stop him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop him? No, no... it's pronounced "cheer - him - on"! ''{does curved hand gestures on his last line}''

:'''At intervals when in the scene'''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Bar the doors! He'll kill us all!

====Strong Sad → Trogdor====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you see where Trogdor went?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' He's still outside, just waiting for us to let our guard down!

====Strong Sad → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So you finally found a way to put that dead plant out of my misery, huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subdued}'' Charlemagne went out a true hero, defending our house with his final act. He would've wanted it that way.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Charlemagne was a ''he''?

====Strong Sad → Logic Board====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this "logic board" you're babbling about?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' When you broke the machine-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' We never established who broke what!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' -you must've damaged the 8-Bit Containment field! You'll have to call Videlectrix for a replacement. It's the only way for Trogdor to get safely back into the game!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would I want to get him BACK in the game? Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to have my own dragon?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' If Trogdor gets free, the videogame world and the real world will merge! Imagine hearing the repetitive, monophonic music of 8-bit games wherever you are, every second, for the rest of your life!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know! That sounds awesome!
:''{Strong Sad then imitates 8-bit videogame music himself, finally annoying Strong Bad on its fourth repetition.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bitterly}'' All right, I'll fix the machine.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I supposed to get one of those "logic board" things?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You've got to call Videlectrix and order a replacement! Don't you still have Homestar's phone? That you stole? A few months ago? In your room?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enlightened}'' That's right! Man, it's hard to keep up with all the stuff I steal. I should start keepin' a spreadsheet... or a bedsheet... Fredsheet?

====Strong Bad → Cancel====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait here, Junior. I've got a reanimated arcade machine to take care of.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Just you? You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? You said all I have to do is replace some kind of logic board and everything'd be fine. I just need to remember where I put the key to open the Trogdor machine, then grab a logic board somewhere and pop it in! How hard can ''that'' be?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Plenty! But since you never listen to me and you're probably going to do it anyway, take this case key. ''{reveals the key}'' It's the only way to open the cabinet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pinches the key}'' Wait, you've had MY key that opens the Trogdor cabinet this whole time?!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, yes, but I was only holding onto it for you so that you wouldn't lose it like you did with your baby blankey and...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' Shut up. Shut up nine times.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't stand around talking to you. I've got to go vanquish the dragon.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, all right. But wash your hands this time!

==Laundry Room==
===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's an old key}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's an old-timey key! Just look at that resolution!
:''{He takes it}''

===Dryer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Someday I'm gonna learn not to give The Cheat a ride in the dryer on Tacos 'n' Gravy night.

===Pennants===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My CGNU class reunion is in two weeks! I better get working on that novel! And marriage. And hair implants. And build that particle accelerator.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After you remove the ghosts from the house}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From now on, the only kind of spirit I want to see in this house is ''school'' spirit! ''{The following text appears onscreen, and an instrumental version of [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style]] plays}''
<blockquote>STRONG BAD'S cool GAME 
for ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE 
 
Directed .......... Cherry Greg
 
Written ........... A. Chimendez
 
Story .... "Lem" Sportsinterviews
 
Visual fx ........ The Cheat
 
Sounds & Smells ....... Strong Sad
 
Props ............ Douglas
 
Unfunnyness .......... Levert Burtmore
 
Slam Dunks ............ The Deke
 
Best Dennis .............. Dennis
</blockquote>
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that's enough of that.

===Washer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's still washing all the Dangeresque 3 costumes, so we'll be ready for all the awards ceremonies!

==Living Room==
===Smoke Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Our last, best defense against burnination.

===Window===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, bushes. Any of you start smiling and dancing, and I'm gonna have to come out and put a stop to it. You have been warned.

==Outside==

===On arrival after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{notices many redcoat ghost sprites appear outside his house}'' Great. And now the house is haunted.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{appears on-screen, frightened}'' G-g-g-ghosts? You go on without me, big guy. I'll stay back in the van with The Cheat!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' 1 - You don't have a van. 2 - I wish I could get rid of you that easily. And 3 - These aren't even the groundskeeper-wearing-a-sheet-covered-in-phosphorescent-paint kinda ghosts, anyway! They're from "Spirits of 76" ''{emphasized with a dramatic, shaky voice}'', that Bicentennial-themed game where you're a big, spooky pixel running a black screen picking up ''other'' spooky pixels.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Are they... ''{gulps}'' ...spooky GHOST pixels? ''{vanishes}''

===After getting thrown out by the ghosts===
'''Occurs if Strong Bad allows the Redcoat Ghosts to get too close after entering with the Light Musket'''

:'''HOMESTAR:''' Kicked out on your keester again, huh? Dang old ghosts got the best of ya?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! ''{Brandishes the light musket}'' This gun's enough to take out all those stupid ghosts!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, but don't forget to fire it! This one time, I was using it to stir my tea (Earl Grey, with honey, no sugar) and then the doorbell rang—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Don't make me come in there!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh, stupid Redcoats! Need a taste of The Shot Heard Round Their Boontockles!

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks under the box}'' Ah, I was wondering where the box for my "Lady Crate Ape" game had gone to... I mean Strong Sad's "Lady Crate Ape" game... that sucks, and he sucks, too, because of it.

===Front Door===
:'''If entering the house unarmed'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the house to see everything is pitch black}'' How am I supposed to see anything in here?
::''{A group of ghosts surround him.}''
::'''GHOSTS:''' LEAVE THIS PLACE!
::''{The ghosts throw Strong Bad out of the house, causing him to land on his chest.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' Ow! Why don't you try doing that to my face, stupid ghost!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{appears next to Strong Bad}'' I think they just DID do'd that to your face.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to Homestar, annoyed}'' No they didn't! Besides, it was too dark to tell. If I could just find that Light Musket peripheral that came with the game, then we'd see who's knocking whom out of whom's house.
::''{Homestar vanishes.}''

:'''If entering armed'''
::''{Strong Bad activates the light musket and shines it all over the house (it is the only source of light in the otherwise pitch-black house), eventually landing on The Cheat in Strong Bad's room, cowering behind the Taranchula standee}''
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{terrified The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! Did you unleash vengeful spirits into the house again?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{more terrified The Cheat noises}''
::''{Strong Bad shines the light on a ghost}''
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' ''{in the hall between the living room and Strong Bad's Room}'' He removed the cartridge while it was loading and trapped us here forever!
::'''GHOSTS:''' SAVE US!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' ''{in Strong Mad's Room}'' Save me— er, yeah, us!
::''{Return to Strong Bad}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Forever, huh? We'll see what ol' Muskie here has to say about that!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' ''{in the computer room}'' Your gun is useless against the sprites of liberty!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' Separate rendering layer, Jack! Deal with it!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' You must return the items we have lost!
::''{The Paper comes down and provides the instructions on how to play "Redcoat Ghost Patrol"}''
::'''INSTRUCTIONS:''' Help the colonial ghosts and avoid the redcoat ghosts! Use the right mouse button to fire your light musket.
::''{The game [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]] begins}''

===Mailbox===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens the mailbox}'' No mail? There's ALWAYS cool stuff in or around my mailbox. ''{closes the mailbox}'' I blame Trogdor for this.

====Gel-Arshie → Mailbox====
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Special delivery. ''{Deposits a red box}'' It's red, just like me!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally didn't see that cardboard box before. How did you do that?
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{Shouting}'' It's 'cause I'm an abomination! ''{Creepily}'' And now, I'm gonna follow you EVERYWHERE! ''{Goes away. Strong Bad jiggles uncomfortably}''

===Red Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box, finds a card}'' A Good Graphicketeers card! This one is for the 360 flapjack to junk in the trunk trick for Pro Fruitboarder.

==Strong Bad Emails==
====When sitting down====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT!

====When deleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dee! Lee! Ted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' El Deleto Grande!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Survey says: Deleted!

''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''

====When undeleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more!

''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''

====E-mail 1: Good Graphicketeers====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Good Graphicketeers</div>
Ahoy, Good Graphicketters! 
Take a whiff of the all the pixel-packed fun coming your way 
from Videlectrix! 
Celebrate the "Fright"centennial with Spirits of '76 and its 
"Revolutionary" new light musket attachment! The ladder 
-building action of Mista Fixit will have you riveted to your 
Fun Machine! Maybe include the Mrs. with Lady Crate Ape 
from Videlectrix for Her! Experience the mild, sports type 
gameplay of the Videlectrix Halfathlon. 
And please, for the love of Pete, don't forget old favorites 
like Peasant's Quest and Stinkoman (not available in some 
territories). And kids, keep your eyes peeled for our 
collectible trading cards, probably buried or hidden near 
you!
</blockquote>

''{After reading the greeting, Strong Bad exclaims "Oh boy, it's the Videlectrix newsletter!"; he also omits the first "the" in the following sentence.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another great newsletter! Looks like Videlectrix upgraded their ''computer''! (Singlular.) The last "e-mail" I got from them was hand-written on a napkin and shoved under my door.

====E-mail 2: personality quiz====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>personality quiz</div>
Strong Bad! 
Which Cheat Commando are you most like and why? 
 
Curious, 
Doug M, Vermont 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad over-emphasizes the greeting and follows it up with "What?!? Don't sneak up on me like that!". He also reads the sender's name as "Dug 'em, VerMONT".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Is this one of those lame internet personality quizzes that people are always forwarding me? Like "Which character from ''The Color Purple'' are you?" That thing said I was a Celie when everybody knows I'm a Squeak! ''{clears screen}'' Anyways, my favorite Cheat Commando would have to be Gunhaver. Because out of all the action figures I've melted with a soldering iron, he turned into the coolest abomination. Now I call him Twig, Rusty Nail, Some Dead Bugs, and Right Leg of Other Action Figure Haver. But my second choice would be any of the ruthless TOPPLEGANGERS! The sometimes good guys, most-time bad guys guns-for-hire! I don't even have their action figures, but I have a feeling they'd be reeeeeeal melty.

====E-mail 3: trogdor us storng bad====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>trogdor us storng bad</div>
what gives in peasants quest it says that nobody can beat 
TROGDOR but i thought storng bad could beat anybody so 
my question is who would win in a fight you or TROGDOR? 
 
manny
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the entire email without pausing for breath, over-emphasizes Trogdor's name and reads his name as mis-spelt.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Manny? Manny who? Manny e-mails are better written than this one? Manny people have asked me to use the shift key but I refuse to listen? ''{clears screen}'' Of course I would win! I birthed Trogdor! It's like how your dad always shellacs you at tennis even when he's 70 years old. He knows all your moves! You wouldn't know it to look at him, but that beefy arm has no backhand. And his net game is practically non-existent. I could easily take him in straight sets. ''{realizes the subject matter}'' Oh wait. You asked about a fight... with a dragon... that breathes fire... Hmmm. Maybe I ''should'' come up with some kinda non-tennis related plan to defeat that guy.

====E-mail 4: Death====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Death</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I think you have the best taste in videogames and are never 
wrong. But my brother just got this new game where you 
can't die at all, you just get stuck! I think this is boring 
but what do you think about games where you can't die? 
 
John Platz, AK
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad adds "You're my new best friend" after reading the first sentence, and reads AK as "Ack!".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A videogame where you can't die? No, that doesn't sound boring at all, it sounds... ''{suddenly stops typing and falls snoringly asleep for a few seconds}'' ...no offence... ''{wakes up, starts typing again}'' ...wha?!? Sorry. Nodded off there. ''{clears screen}'' But seriously, what are you supposed to do in a game where you can't die? Pick up things? Talk to people? Talk to people about things you just picked up? Let me be first in line NOT to play that game. Sometimes I try to die in games that don't even LET you die. Like Solitaire. I swear if I keep playing 2 cards of the same suit on top of each other, that one-eyed jack'll jump out and stab the crap outta me!

==Strong Bad's Room==
===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's a feather pen}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Wow. It's an enormous... feather. I'm learning so much about history right now.
:''{He takes it}''

===Fun Machine===
:'''Before the ghost sprites get released'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Spirits of '76? Whoa, this is that haunted historical hadventure game that came with that awesome Light Musket peripheral! ''{Looks around}'' Oh man, where's the Light Musket? I gotta find that thing!

:'''While the ghost sprites are roaming around the house'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not playing any games while the house is still haunted. I don't want anybody sneaking up behind me.

:'''After the ghost sprites are gone'''
:''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' "Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder"? The Cheat must've changed the cartridge without turning the machine off first. Even though, it clearly says on the box that doing so could result in loss of data and/or the physical manifestation of spectral entities. I might as well see if it's worth the zero dollars I paid for it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{subsequent times}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to shred some serious air with my totally gelatinous bromide Gel-Arshie!

:'''Start-up sequence'''
::''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad playing the game on the TV. The Videlectrix title is displayed, followed by the Stinkoman 20X6 version of the Videlectrix Mascot appearing. The Videlectrix music plays, with Strong Bad humming with it}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as the Mascot trips and falls; to the logo's music}'' Wipe-out.
::''{The Gel-Arshie game title screen is displayed, as Gel-Arshie slides across the screen to the right side on a surfboard. The control instructions are displayed}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{First time only}'' Okay, let me see how this game works.
::''{He plays the game}''

====Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder → Kill Screen====
:''{The game screen switches to a series of pink text strings flashing, followed by a brief flash of Gel-arshie's face, followed by all the lines having the text "All work and no fruit makes Gel-Arshie a dull boy". After a further few flashes, Gel-Arshie's face could be seen much clearer. Eventually, the screen zooms in on his nose, and he starts to squeeze out of the TV.}''
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{struggling}'' Eerrrrgggghhh...
:''{Gel-Arshie frees himself from the TV and starts hovering towards Strong Bad, now backing away to the entrance of his room. Then he suddenly edged forward, causing Strong Bad to fall backwards.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaaargh!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Hey kids! I'm Gel-Arshie and I'm in your house! ''{Strong Bad gets up and continues to back away again.}'' You tired old snacks can- ''{realizes that he's not a sprite anymore, and surprises Strong Bad from behind}'' AHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEGS?!?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{panicked}'' Ahhhh! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!
:''{Gel-Arshie vanishes. Strong Bad looks around for him, only to see him re-appear from behind the Taranchula standee.}''
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Just kiddin'! You tired old snacks can go to bed, my fruitactular taste turns everything RED! ''{The entire room glows red on the end of his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disguisted}'' Euglh! Just join my party already!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{edges closer towards Strong Bad}'' Sure thing, kid! I'll follow you EVERYWHERE! ''{vanishes}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unsettled}'' Man, I HATE that... guy.
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' GEL-ARSHIE has joined your party!

====At intervals while playing====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cower at the feet of my awesome moves!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This game is like pure, undiluted 1989 concentrate.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this game is making me hungry.

====End of level====
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Radical!
:{{short hr}}
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Extreme!
:{{short hr}}
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Dude-acious!

====When losing a life====
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Bogus!
:{{short hr}}
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Gnarly!

====When getting a new high score====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A new high score!

===Messy Pile===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta be all kinds of cool stuff in here... ''{starts searching through it}'' Cool and moist... ''{disgusted}'' ...best not think about that. ''{pulls out a cell phone}'' A-ha! Homestar's cell phone! I probably shouldn't have dialled the Ukranian Weather Update Line and left it on all these months. ''{raises the phone to his head}''
:'''UKRANIAN OPERATOR:''' Is still very cold!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the phone away}'' I hope Homestar's got some crazy roll-over minutes!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought I set this pile on fire a few months ago! Talk about spontaneous re-generation.

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{boredly, eyes half-closed}'' Once again, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Taranchula Black Metal Detector and Shovel Attachment. ''{takes it}''

===Seven Track===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even without an "on" button, speakers, or any place to insert recorded media, this seven track still has the best sound. Just listen to that thing resonate!

===Taranchula Standee===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had The Cheat distract Strong Mad while I snuck into his room and stole back my Taranchula cardboard cutout. ''{turns to the camera}'' Of course, Strong Mad is also distracted by dim lights, grass growing, and the rotation of the earth, so I probably could've saved myself the trouble.

===The Cheat===
:'''At game start'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, you know you gotta ask permission before you can play with or be around the Fun Machine.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pleadingly, holding a game cartridge}'' Meehhh, meh!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Especially when it's to put crap like ''this'' in there. ''{reads the game name}'' Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder? That's the promo shovelware I got for sending in the proofs of purchase from all that Jela-Ton I won in the Race to the End of the Race! Those things are ''never'' any good! Say it with me, The Cheat...
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{slow and by-rote The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously with The Cheat}'' Licenced videogames are never good.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't look so down, The Cheat! I'll let you watch me play lots of games later!

:''''While the ghost sprites are roaming around the house'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't be such a baby, The Cheat. They're just 8-bit ghosts.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frightened}'' Meeeeeek!

===Videlectrix Poster===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet that place with all the flying videogames looks WAY cooler in person!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the ghost sprites have gone}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That place looks way cooler on the poster.

===End of Redcoat Ghost Patrol game===
:''{After the colonial ghosts receive their artifacts, the lights turn back on and the redcoat ghosts are sucked into the Fun Machine}''
:'''REDCOAT GHOST:''' Blimey!
:''{Strong Bad enters the room brandishing his light musket}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, stupid ghosts, shoo! Go off and show up as unexplained blurs and mysterious photographs or something!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{appears next to Strong Bad}'' Ghost photography ain't no joke, Strong Bad. You too can take pictures that look like you sneezed on 'em.
:''{Homestar disappears}''

==Strong Mad's Room==

===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's a lantern}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like a box. With a line in it. Maybe a lantern?
:''{He takes it}''

===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' My single greatest claim to fame's the fancy way I signed my name!

====8-Bit Quill Pen → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' You have found it! I am free once again! I am John Hancock! Make sure your family's insured in the event of an emergency.
:''{Colonial Ghost #2 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' That's not what I'm looking for. Would you like me to draw you a picture? No wait, I can't without my item, can I?

===Closet Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know I don't want to look inside there, but I just can't stop myself...
:''{Strong Bad opens the door with his eyes shut. When he opens them... he sees that the closet it empty.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha? ''{turns away from the closet}'' Where'd the painting go?
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{suddenly appears from behind}'' Come on in here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces the painting}'' AAGGGGHH! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie!

===Dresser===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, how come Strong Mad can't have Chinese stars and girlie magazines hidden in here like ''all'' good older brothers?

===Dumbell===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's... heavy.

===Painting===
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! ''{recovers from the jibblies fit}'' Man, that painting is creepy!

==Strong Sad's Room==

===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's a teabag}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I've got no idea what this is, but I bet I'm gonna need it.
:''{He takes it}''

===Bookcase===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's one of my Videlectrix Good Graphicketeers cards! ''{card appears on screen}'' "Carpal Tunnel Connie". ''{unamused}'' Wow, that... is not funny. People must've had a different sense of humor way back in... ''{reads the card}'' "Printed in 2006?" Oh.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad knows better than to leave his books out where I can... ''{gestures with his hands}'' ..."edit" them.

===sloshy Poster===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad needs to make up his mind about these posters! I've had the same booger stuck to my wall since I was seven.

===Strong Sad's Bed===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is where Strong Sad dreams of impossible things! ''{turns to the camera}'' Like having friends...

{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

8-Bit is Enough

2009-01-15T23:40:01Z

Rexy: /* Inside References */ I should have figured the battle against Ultimate Trogdor cited a music cue from the trailer as well...

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.png|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"Uhh... Anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan, Mike Stemmle, Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for [[alcohol]] and [[tobacco]] reference, comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes by the ESRB. It was released December 15, 2008.

When Strong <strike>Bad's</strike> [[Blatant Lies|Sad's]] botched-up stunt damages the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]], [[Trogdor]] makes his debut, doing what he does best: burninating the countryside! What's more, other 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, throwing [[Free Country, USA]] into chaos! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: Anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Snake Boxer 5|Boxer Joe]], [[Math Kickers|The Algebros]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Old Man]], miscellaneous [[peasants]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Browntant]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Chorch]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!]], [[Ultimate Strong Bad]]

'''Places:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Snap Shak]], [[The Gremlin]], [[The Stick]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[Crates!]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Peasantry]], [[Planet K]], [[Halfathlon]]/[[Race Track]]

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the telebision, with a short bvit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

== Inventory ==
*???
*Cell Phone
*Key
*8-Bit Key
*8-Bit Lantern
*Light Musket
*Logic Board
*Med Kit
*Quarter
*Quest Thingie
*8-Bit Quill
*Scorpion Food
*Snakes
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*8-Bit Tea Bag
*TrogSword(TM)
*Trophy

===Party Members===
*Algebros
*Boxer Joe
*Gel-Arshie
*The Innkeeper
*Limozeen's Space Machine
*Mista Fixit (The Poopsmith)
*Peasants
*Performing Bear
*Putchnya Shotski (Strong Mad)
*Rather Dashing

== Ranks ==
#''(blank)''
#Creepy Adult Software
#Games "For Girls"
#Sub-Text Adventure
#Point 'n' Sick Stories
#Buisness Casual Game
#Weird Japanese RPG
#Flight Stimulator 2009
#2nd Person Shooter
#Non-Lame Movie Tie-In
#Omnisensory VR Netskin
#SBCG4AP MMORPG!!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.
*In the intro, Strong Sad says that the arcade game's fan needs to be serviced, and Strong Bad asks where he can find any fan service. [[Wikipedia:Fanservice|Fanservice]] is content added mainly to please the fans. It is quite appropriate, then, that Trogdor starts to break out of the arcade immediately after Strong Bad's question.
*"Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.
*Placing a pineapple slice in gelatin will cause the gelatin to dissolve.

===Trivia===
*This is the only episode to lack [[Pom Pom]]; since [[Homsar]] is also missing, this means that this episode has the fewest main characters at 10; all of the others had 11 or 12.
*This and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] are the only two episodes to happen on the same day.
**Despite this, there is a calendar change between the episodes.
***This is because the events in the movie Dangeresque 3 take place on the day it was recorded, and not the day it was shown to the group, In fact in the opening when Strong Bad walks from the Lappy to the basement for the screening the calender is missing from the wall.

===Remarks===
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.
*Even in extended play, you cannot go outside with a costume in this episode.
**This is likely because you will become Rather Dashing if you visit Peasantry in Extended Play.
*When the difficulty slider is set to "high" but the lever hasn't been pulled to make Professor Pineapple shoot fruit in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, there is a steady stream of pineapple slices, but no other changes to the game. However, when both are set, there is an extremely high amount of fruit even discounting the fruit Professor Pineapple shoots.
*If you click the main menu button near the peasants running around at the inn they turn around and look at you.

===Goofs===
*During the credits, when RoboKingofTown is shown, he is not wearing the sunglasses he wore earlier in the game.
*Also during the credits, [[Nebulon]] is not shown even though the Space Clown and Algebraic Expression are.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak in the PC version, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.
*The introductory narration is similar to the one used in [[fingers]]. The announcer of said introduction also appeared in the same email.
**Homestar also mispronounced "Previously" in [[DNA Evidence]].
*When Strong Bad goes through a video game portal, his last two transformations are [[Atari Strong Bad]] and [[Secret Collect.]] Strong Bad, respectively.
*Strong Bad talking about the [[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton]] he won during the Race to the End of the Race is a reference to [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Mr. Shmallow]] can be seen on the Pineapple Gun.
*Upon entering the Peasantry area, Strong Bad will remark on the game's status as "the best-selling video computer TV game of all time", as it was previously referred to as in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
**Likewise, the music from the trailer plays as background music in Peasantry and at the final battle, and Rather Dashing speaks exactly as he does in the trailer.
*The [[wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] Scorpions from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] return in Halfathlon.
*In addition to the four historical figures, the puzzle wheel in the Videlectrix Mainframe depicts Trogdor, the [[Jhonka]], [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]], and [[Kid Speedy]].
*The [[Taranchula]] standee that Strong Bad "fights" in [[Strong Badia the Free]] returns, but without the fire and ice heads.
*The loading screen for the first-person segment reads "Get [[SBLOUNSKCHED]]!", a reference to [[candy product]].
*In Extended Play, when trying to get ye flask, the text on the bottom reads "[[seriously]], get ye flask".
*When Chorch gets angry, he says he will make Stinkoman wish he was never born. This phrase was mentioned in Chorch's description in the [[Stinkomanual]].
*Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions [[Cherry Greg]], [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews|"Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Douglas]], [[Levert Burtmore]], [[The Deke]], and [[Dennis]], along with [[Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*The "ultimate" form of Strong Bad was mentoned numerous times during the production of SBCG4AP, namely the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] and the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]. Strong Bad complained numerous time about [[Telltale Games]] not using the "concept art", explaining Strong Bad's remark of "Whoa! They ''finally'' listened to me!"
**The concept art appears again during and after the credits.
*The final cutscene has an instance of [[couch mumbling]]. The game name he mumbles is [[Rhinofeeder]], which he also mumbled in the beginning of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*Homestar previously ate coins (albeit more deliberately) in [[do over]].
*Homestar mentions his [[hremail]]s in one of the hints he gives.
*When Strong Bad first enters Stinkoman 20X6, he says, "Now I want to be the guy too.", paraphrasing [[1-Up]]'s line in [[japanese cartoon]]: "Everybody says you're the guy. But I wanna be the guy too!"
*When Strong Bad collects the scorpion food, he sings "Puttin' scorpion food in my pants; hope I don't get stung!", echoing his singing "Puttin' bat hutches in my pants; hope I don't get bit!" in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*Another nod to Baddest of the Bands comes when the Limozeen [[The Space Machine|Space Machine]] picks up "Marzy-Kong" and [[Larry]] exclaims, "Oh, crap! It's that crazy lady from the Battle of the Bands!!"
*On the title screen and during the credits, the music is an instrumental version of [[Please Stop Trying To Handle My Style]].

===Real-World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (video game)|Donkey Kong]], possibly, in the same trend as [[Wikipedia:Ms_pacman |Ms. Pacman]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet. Strong Bad also frequently refers to her as "Marzy-Kong".
**The way the portions of the scaffolding are put together and fall down when she stomps on the roof mimics the way the game begins in most versions, minus the part where the entire thing collapses.
*Strong Bad complains about taking a [[Wikipedia:The Color Purple|''The Color Purple'']] personality quiz when answering an email.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]
**Similarly, the bushes with eyes in the intro screen are another reference to the ''[[Mario]]'' series.
**When Homestar says hurray you win ptoo ptoo could also be a reference to Mario when you would be a level in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. |Super Mario Bros. ]] fire works would go off.
**When Strong Bad first enters Peasantry, he assumes hitting his head on things will make coins come out, a reference to the theme of making coins come out of blocks by jumping into them in said series.
***This could also refer to the act of somersalting into trees to get various objects in [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, also by [[Nintendo]].
**The music and appearance of the ghosts haunting the House of Strong (particularly the ghosts flying out the front when outside) is reminiscent of the ghost houses in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]].
*Some of the games depicted on the Awesomeness screen are [[Wikipedia:Pong|Pong]], [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]], and [[Wikipedia:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids]].
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in [[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Season One|Sam And Max Season One]]
*"The ladder is a lie" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Portal (video game)|Portal]], where the phrase "the cake is a lie" is written all around the testing facility.
*Homestar mentions that he used his lucky quarter to beat [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Masher]], [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter 2|Street Masher 2]], and [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition]]; these games seem to be based on the [[Street Fighter]] series, and indeed, ''Street Fighter II'' was infamous for having many minor variations before ''Street Fighter III'' came out.
*Homestar will, at one point, pop up and say "Hey! Listen!" He does so in the same fashion as Navi in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time]].
**The locked door at the end of the game is similar to the locked doors in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess|The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]].
*If Strong Bad shoots at a ghost in The Field and misses, The Cheat pops up to laugh at him. This is similar to [[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]], where the player's hunting dog does the same.
*Strong Sad saying "You shall not pass!" is a reference to Gandalf's confrontation with the Balrog in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|Fellowship of the Ring]].
*Also, Strong Sad's line "Abandon all hope, ye who enter" is a reference to what is written above the entrance to the gates of Hell in Dante's epic poem [[Wikipedia:Divine_Comedy|The Divine Comedy]].
*The first person section is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wolfenstein 3D|Wolfenstein 3D]] by iD Software; the King of Town's appearance and death speech are references to that game's depiction of Hitler.
**In addition, the name of the castle where this takes place is "Castle Poopenstein".
**When switching to first person perspective, Strong Bad says "Quake and fear". [[Wikipedia:Quake|Quake]] and [[Wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]] are two popular first person shooters.
**Also the Get Sblounskched loading bar is from Wolfenstein 3D. Except Sblounskched is replaced with Psyched!.
* The show that Strong Bad says on TV, "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games", refers to the Saturday Morning cartoon series ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' which aired on [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] from 1983 to 1985.
*The words "ALL WORK AND NO FRUIT MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY" that fill up the TV screen after beating the Gel-Arshie game with the kill screen is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]''.
*Strong Bad looking through the TrogSword in 20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]'', in particular Lion-O's transformation sequence. He also makes a reference to [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] during this sequence.
**The TrogSword also looks very similar to Lion-O's sword with a symbol of Trogdor in the hilt instead of the Thundercats symbol.
*Several historical figures appear in the "Spirit of '76" game, including [[Wikipedia:John Hancock|John Hancock]], [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams|Samuel Adams]], and [[Wikipedia:Paul Revere|Paul Revere]]. All figure significantly in the American Revolution.
**Samuel Adams saying he "probably invented beer" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]] brand of beer.
**When you give him the item, John Hancock says to make sure your family is insured, a reference to the [[Wikipedia:John Hancock Insurance|John Hancock Insurance]] company.
*Interacting with the mirror in the bathroom will make Strong Bad reference the [[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary legend]].
*The Gel-Arshie portion of the game is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]], a 1993 product placement game for 7-Up that featured its red mascot on a surf board.
*After using Gel-Arshie on the lava pit in Halfathalon, he says the line "What's in the box?", a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Seven (film)|Se7en]]''.
*The "Bloodstone" in Trogdor's Lair is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Return to Krondor|Return to Krondor]], in which there is a "Nightstone" that casts everything in red light and reveals a hidden place, which holds the secret to destroying your enemy forever.
*Strong Bad's remark about the peasants starting a commune is a reference to [[Monty Python|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']], specifically the scene in which Dennis explains that he and his fellow peasants are an [[wikipedia:Anarcho-syndicalism|anarcho-syndicalist]] commune.
*When Strong Mad is in Halfathalon, he will exclaim "[[Wikipedia:Glasnost|GLASNOST]]! [[Wikipedia:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn|SOLZHENITSYN]]!"
**When Strong Bad responds, his pronunciation of "Puttin'" likely refers to Russian president, [[Wikipedia:Vladamir Putin|Vladamir Putin]].
**"Zhivago" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Doctor Zhivago|Doctor Zhivago]].
*When Strong Bad gives the trophy to Strong Mad, he says "ich bin ein donut". This is an obvious variant of [[Wikipedia:Ich bin ein Berliner|Ich bin ein Berliner]]. Furthermore, it is a play on the urban legend that the [[German]] phrase means "I am a jelly donut."
*When entering Peasantry from the Videlectrix Mainframe any time after solving the code wheel, Strong Bad says, "Load p-quest comma eight comma one" referencing LOAD“FILE”,8,1 the command needed to load games and programs into many [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computers.
*When summoning Boxer Joe, Strong Bad sometimes says "Round 1, FIGHT!" the same way Shao Kahn does in Mortal Kombat.
*When Strong Bad finally uses the performing bear, he shouts "I choose you." This is a clear reference to [[Pokémon]].
*In the game's music files, Halfathlon is referred to as [[Wikipedia:Summer Games|Summer Games]].
*"The Videlectrix Halfathalon" title mimics the similarly named The Activision Decathalon.
*The box art for Mista Fixit is modeled after the "album cover" boxes of early [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts]], complete with an incorporation of the company's logo into the artwork.
*Revealing the ghosts with the camera is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Fatal Frame|Fatal Frame]] series of games, where you also reveal and defeat ghosts in a similar fashion.
*The Videlectrix Power magazine is a reference to the real-world [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Power|Nintendo Power]] magazine.
*The music and the jump celebration by Strong Bad after defeating Ultimate Trogdor may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy Series]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]
*[[Forum:14934|forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7349 Telltale forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough]

===Reviews===
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/12/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough WiiWare World review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/938/938668p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/440/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
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{{SBCG4AP}}

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

2009-01-11T23:51:41Z

Rexy: /* Inside References */ I'm not sure this should be a reference or not, but I thought it's pretty cool to bring up >.>

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[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"Looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. It has been rated E10+ for [[Alcohol]] and [[Smoking|Tobacco]] Reference, Crude Humor, and Mild Cartoon Violence by the ESRB.

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]] as Cutesy Buttons [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a prehistoric robot dinosaur
*Bubtronic Security Robot as Dangcaresque Autopilot

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*[[Cheatball|Creature Card]]
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a [[wikipedia:Situation puzzle|lateral-thinking conundrum]]. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie (stool pigeon) is an informant, rat is also informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*It's also the first SBCG4AP in which [[Mike Chapman]] does a voice, namely the voice of Craig.
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearance.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) checks emails, his trademark glasses are not visible in his reflection on the Lappy's screen.
**Occasionally, his reflection will not appear at all.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Look at the chair in the night time dream sequence office, and Dangeresque will comment on how you can "see [his] butt print worn on the chair." However, the subtitles mispell butt as but.

====PC Version====
*According to [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100539&postcount=9 a thread on the Telltale Games forums], the PC version misses one costume item (the "big hair"). This is due to an oversight, as the costume item was enabled on default in the Wii version, but not on the PC version.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.
*In extended play mode, the rollover for Cutesy Buttons reads "Cutsy Buttons".
**Also, the rollover text for Marzipan's house reads "Cutest Button's House".

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving objects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.
*Clicking the window right after retreiving Credenza causes Marzipan to continue speaking (i.e. "Hang in there Credenza!"), which continues even after she leaves.
*At most times, the buttons located at the top of the screen will move up and stay there making the player unable to pull up the map or inventory or snappy or main menu even by pressing the hot key. This glitch can be fixed if there is a exit located at the map else, the player needs to reset the game.

===Inside References===
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the [[Riverquest Safariventure]] box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*When Perducci is asked to shuffle cards for the first time, a reference is made to his [[lack of visible arms]]
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimics a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Sad's line, "Only that I am not one of his minions," is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the stand-off on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons "[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]".
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*The Cheat's speech in the game's climax had a reference to the [[Action Cool 5]] news team.
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[Underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]]. [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[lack of visible arms]], [[portmanteaus]] [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[suntan]]s [[dump]], [[-èd]], and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearances in the game.

===Real-World References===
*Anime is referenced.
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and one for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls Uzi Bazooka "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
**Strong Bad saying "Ahh, Venice!" may also be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[Batman|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spiromete]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].
*"Uzi Bazooka" is a cheat in the computer game [[Wikipedia:Worms (game)|Worms]], which makes the uzi fire bazooka shells instead of normal bullets, for massive destruction.

===Fast Forward===
*The next game, [[8-Bit is Enough]], picks up right where this game leaves off, with Strong Bad jumping off the couch and into his [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep4dangeresque3 Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/11/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/105038/review-strong-bad-episode-4/ Game Pro review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/931/931121p1.html IGN review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople4dangeresque3thecriminalprojectivereview.html CheatCode Central review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_4_dangeresqu1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=12204 Jolt Online review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171454&p=44 1UP review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People---Episode-4-Dangeresque-3/Item2041.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-4-111089.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,945 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/429/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

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Talk:Strong Bad is on Point

2009-01-08T17:01:27Z

Rexy:

{{ttbd}}
== Notable? ==
Given that two of the instances are actually the same thing, and that there's nothing really tying them together, i think this isn't really worth its own page. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:It isn't. [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 02:56, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
::I too call for a '''delete'''. The aforementioned reference may have pre-dated the [[On Point Kings]], hence I say that the date email indirectly inspired that, but as stated, the actual quotation is too infrequent to have its own article (not to mention its godawful grammar from the original poster). [[User:Rexy|Rexy-mberween]] ([[User_talk:Rexy|save the rabbits!]]) 17:01, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Eating Non-Food Items

2009-01-06T21:50:45Z

Rexy: Thinking about it, the quote CAN stay, but it's not a "claim".

[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat non-food items''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi Company|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[The Best Decemberween ever]] — Homestar says that Coach Z's been drinking [[Listerine]].
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot cold cuts.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] fur.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pinecone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of a small bug.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the words.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar bites a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar."

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town, as a stocking, hopes it isn't unethical or unlawful to want to eat himself and that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
*Email [[fan club]] (Easter Egg) — The King confesses to have eaten [[whatsit]].
*Email [[buried]] (Easter Egg) — The King orders the underground layers of [[Strong Badia]] as if he is reading a menu.
*Email [[rated]] (Easter Egg) — When The King hears that you have to eat puppies for breakfast in Translyvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic fangs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for DÖI. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, buttered bats on stage.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter Egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something", and Strong Bad tells her that she can come home and eat [[pie]] and money.

==[[Pan Pan]]==
*[[TWenty THANXty Six]] — At the request of [[1-Up]], Pan Pan swallows both 1-Up and Stinkoman.

==[[Sickly Sam]]==
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Sickly Sam eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], foiling his plot to sell Sam to the glue factory. Other items found in his stomach include a barrel, a shovel, a jug of [[alcohol]], and a parcheesi game.

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]]. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a number one jam".

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[interview]] — After a brief conversation with [[Homsar]], Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (And a picture of the Hotgly One) is a piece of [[pizza]] and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth," swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.

==[[Strong Sad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however)

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Eating Non-Food Items

2009-01-06T21:47:49Z

Rexy: Oh wait... gingerbread cookies ARE food items. Still, my point still stands.

[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat non-food items''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi Company|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[The Best Decemberween ever]] — Homestar says that Coach Z's been drinking Listerine.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot cold cuts.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] fur.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pinecone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of a small bug.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the words.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar bites a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar."

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town, as a stocking, claims that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
*Email [[fan club]] (Easter Egg) — The King confesses to have eaten [[whatsit]].
*Email [[buried]] (Easter Egg) — The King orders the underground layers of [[Strong Badia]] as if he is reading a menu.
*Email [[rated]] (Easter Egg) — When The King hears that you have to eat puppies for breakfast in Translyvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic fangs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for DÖI. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, buttered bats on stage.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter Egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something", and Strong Bad tells her that she can come home and eat [[pie]] and money.

==[[Pan Pan]]==
*[[TWenty THANXty Six]] — At the request of [[1-Up]], Pan Pan swallows both 1-Up and Stinkoman.

==[[Sickly Sam]]==
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Sickly Sam eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], foiling his plot to sell Sam to the glue factory. Other items found in his stomach include a barrel, a shovel, a jug of [[alcohol]], and a parcheesi game.

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]]. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a number one jam".

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[interview]] — After a brief conversation with [[Homsar]], Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (And a picture of the Hotgly One) is a piece of [[pizza]] and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth," swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.

==[[Strong Sad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however)

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Eating Non-Food Items

2009-01-06T21:47:15Z

Rexy: I think when Homestar said that line, he was talking moreso about himself.

[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat non-food items''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi Company|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[The Best Decemberween ever]] — Homestar says that Coach Z's been drinking Listerine.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot cold cuts.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] fur.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pinecone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of a small bug.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the words.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] - Homestar, as a gingerbread cookie, hopes that it isn't "unethical or unlawful" to want to eat himself.
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar bites a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar."

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town, as a stocking, claims that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
*Email [[fan club]] (Easter Egg) — The King confesses to have eaten [[whatsit]].
*Email [[buried]] (Easter Egg) — The King orders the underground layers of [[Strong Badia]] as if he is reading a menu.
*Email [[rated]] (Easter Egg) — When The King hears that you have to eat puppies for breakfast in Translyvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic fangs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for DÖI. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, buttered bats on stage.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter Egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something", and Strong Bad tells her that she can come home and eat [[pie]] and money.

==[[Pan Pan]]==
*[[TWenty THANXty Six]] — At the request of [[1-Up]], Pan Pan swallows both 1-Up and Stinkoman.

==[[Sickly Sam]]==
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Sickly Sam eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], foiling his plot to sell Sam to the glue factory. Other items found in his stomach include a barrel, a shovel, a jug of [[alcohol]], and a parcheesi game.

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]]. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a number one jam".

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[interview]] — After a brief conversation with [[Homsar]], Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (And a picture of the Hotgly One) is a piece of [[pizza]] and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth," swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.

==[[Strong Sad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however)

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Not X

2009-01-06T11:02:35Z

Rexy: I should have been more careful with those bullets...

[[Image:NotLast.PNG|thumb|200px|"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"]]
The description '''Not X''' (where "X" can be anything) is sometimes used in odd ways or contexts.

==Appearances==
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Bubs]] gets awarded a "NOT LAST" ribbon for his pumpkin.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — The [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] has a "Not New!" sticker.
**The label reappears in [[specially marked]] on a box of [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
*Email [[colonization]] — A section of newspaper reads "Homestar declares eggs not a fruit".
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] — One of the exits is "Not [[Dennis]]".
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad's calendar shows he has "NOT swim practice!" scheduled for Saturday.
*Email [[old comics]] — Strong Bad claims that one of the authors for The Castlefunnies were there "to think of something not funny."
*Email [[the facts]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s boxes is marked "NOT CAR PARTS".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — [[Marzipan]] leaves herself a prank call, claiming to be "Not Marzipan".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad describes dry T-shirt contests as a "waste of not water". He later says that the number 5 item on his bottom 10 is "not pigeons".
*Email [[highschool]] — Strong Bad concludes with the score report "Strong Bad Emails: 1, Not Strong Bad Emails: 0."
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Completing the game awards the player with a message saying, "YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!"
*Email [[theme song]] — It bugs Strong Bad that the emailer's face "doesn't have a not tons of acne".
*Email [[trading cards]] — Strong Bad thinks [[Trading Cards|trading cards]] are "the biggest waste of not a video game on the planet".
*[[Fan costumes '06]] — Strong Bad comments on a Homestar costume saying "Yes, a little chicken wire and papier mâché goes not a very long, long way."
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad asks "What am I not paying you people for?"

*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad finishes the book with "no two people are not on fire."
*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tells Marzipan he's "busy not answering the phone", and eventually becomes done "not answering the phone".
*[[Toikey TV]] — Strong Bad wants to watch "not football". [[The King of Town]] decries the dangers of "not fried turkeys".
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak does the Hully Gully on a barrel that was specified "Not the Panama Canal".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad reads the email sender's location, "Charlotte, N.C.", as "Charlotte, Not Charlotte".
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Strong Sad]] talks about busting out some fresh not dancing, to which Marzipan responds that she plans to bust out some fresh not hanging out with Strong Sad.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad explains his most significant contribution to the environment by saying, "Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head." He also admits that he's rescued greenhouse gases by "not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole."
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad's business card refers to him as "Your Friendly Neighborhood Not-The-Police".
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] [[SBCG4AP_Dev_Blog#New Screenshots!|post on April 24, 2008]] — Strong Bad's "Currently Playing" field of the post was "Not [[MS Paint]]."
*Email [[love poems]] — Homestar's acrostic poem has the A in Marzipan stand for "not-organic apples"
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad described "flowy-sleeved" magicians as having "really not a lot of magic."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Strong Bad finds a [[Teen Girl Squad]] card near the [[Race Track]] with the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]], he remarks, "Another Teen Girl Squad idea card, another totally not metal object." Strong Bad boasts that the winner of the Free Country, USA Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race was actually himself in a "not-from-Marzipan's-float" Homestar disguise.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The newsreel reporter notes Strong Sad's display of "not courage" when Strong Bad conquers the Bleak House.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad says he's "almost not totally disgusted" by [[The Poopsmith]] singing. Later, Strong Bad asks Homestar to show off "not-in-front-of-your-computer". During a review, Strong Sad tells the viewers to "be sure and not check out [his] [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]."
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When Homestar comes up when Strong Bad's in the [[Videlectrix Mainframe]], he say he's clearly not in heaven.
**This joke is also mentioned when Strong Bad asks Gel-arshie why he's just standing around not not loafing.
**It is mentioned again in one of Strong Bad's emails in the game, stating that he would be first in line not to play "a videogame where you can't die".

{{sectionstub}}

===Non X===
*Email [[flashback]] — Strong Bad says that if Homestar lived in the [[house of the Brothers Strong]] he'd have less non-broken bones.
*Email [[pop-up]] — Strong Bad claims that pop-up books supply [[The Cheat]]s and four-year-olds with seconds of non-ripped-apart fun.
*Email [[web comics]] — Strong Bad advises the creators of video game comics, "when your pixel comic's not funny, MS Paint your way to a non-punchline!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — One of the rankings in the game is called "Non-Lame Movie Tie-In".

== See Also ==
*[[Nondescript Nouns]]
*[[Integral Article]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Not X

2009-01-06T11:01:31Z

Rexy:

[[Image:NotLast.PNG|thumb|200px|"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"]]
The description '''Not X''' (where "X" can be anything) is sometimes used in odd ways or contexts.

==Appearances==
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Bubs]] gets awarded a "NOT LAST" ribbon for his pumpkin.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — The [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] has a "Not New!" sticker.
**The label reappears in [[specially marked]] on a box of [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
*Email [[colonization]] — A section of newspaper reads "Homestar declares eggs not a fruit".
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] — One of the exits is "Not [[Dennis]]".
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad's calendar shows he has "NOT swim practice!" scheduled for Saturday.
*Email [[old comics]] — Strong Bad claims that one of the authors for The Castlefunnies were there "to think of something not funny."
*Email [[the facts]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s boxes is marked "NOT CAR PARTS".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — [[Marzipan]] leaves herself a prank call, claiming to be "Not Marzipan".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad describes dry T-shirt contests as a "waste of not water". He later says that the number 5 item on his bottom 10 is "not pigeons".
*Email [[highschool]] — Strong Bad concludes with the score report "Strong Bad Emails: 1, Not Strong Bad Emails: 0."
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Completing the game awards the player with a message saying, "YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!"
*Email [[theme song]] — It bugs Strong Bad that the emailer's face "doesn't have a not tons of acne".
*Email [[trading cards]] — Strong Bad thinks [[Trading Cards|trading cards]] are "the biggest waste of not a video game on the planet".
*[[Fan costumes '06]] — Strong Bad comments on a Homestar costume saying "Yes, a little chicken wire and papier mâché goes not a very long, long way."
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad asks "What am I not paying you people for?"

*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad finishes the book with "no two people are not on fire."
*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tells Marzipan he's "busy not answering the phone", and eventually becomes done "not answering the phone".
*[[Toikey TV]] — Strong Bad wants to watch "not football". [[The King of Town]] decries the dangers of "not fried turkeys".
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak does the Hully Gully on a barrel that was specified "Not the Panama Canal".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad reads the email sender's location, "Charlotte, N.C.", as "Charlotte, Not Charlotte".
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Strong Sad]] talks about busting out some fresh not dancing, to which Marzipan responds that she plans to bust out some fresh not hanging out with Strong Sad.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad explains his most significant contribution to the environment by saying, "Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head." He also admits that he's rescued greenhouse gases by "not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole."
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad's business card refers to him as "Your Friendly Neighborhood Not-The-Police".
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] [[SBCG4AP_Dev_Blog#New Screenshots!|post on April 24, 2008]] — Strong Bad's "Currently Playing" field of the post was "Not [[MS Paint]]."
*Email [[love poems]] — Homestar's acrostic poem has the A in Marzipan stand for "not-organic apples"
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad described "flowy-sleeved" magicians as having "really not a lot of magic."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Strong Bad finds a [[Teen Girl Squad]] card near the [[Race Track]] with the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]], he remarks, "Another Teen Girl Squad idea card, another totally not metal object." Strong Bad boasts that the winner of the Free Country, USA Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race was actually himself in a "not-from-Marzipan's-float" Homestar disguise.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The newsreel reporter notes Strong Sad's display of "not courage" when Strong Bad conquers the Bleak House.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad says he's "almost not totally disgusted" by [[The Poopsmith]] singing. Later, Strong Bad asks Homestar to show off "not-in-front-of-your-computer". During a review, Strong Sad tells the viewers to "be sure and not check out [his] [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]."
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When Homestar comes up when Strong Bad's in the [[Videlectrix Mainframe]], he say he's clearly not in heaven.
*This joke is also mentioned when Strong Bad asks Gel-arshie why he's just standing around not not loafing.
*It is mentioned again in one of Strong Bad's emails in the game, stating that he would be first in line not to play "a videogame where you can't die".

{{sectionstub}}

===Non X===
*Email [[flashback]] — Strong Bad says that if Homestar lived in the [[house of the Brothers Strong]] he'd have less non-broken bones.
*Email [[pop-up]] — Strong Bad claims that pop-up books supply [[The Cheat]]s and four-year-olds with seconds of non-ripped-apart fun.
*Email [[web comics]] — Strong Bad advises the creators of video game comics, "when your pixel comic's not funny, MS Paint your way to a non-punchline!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — One of the rankings in the game is called "Non-Lame Movie Tie-In".

== See Also ==
*[[Nondescript Nouns]]
*[[Integral Article]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Lists]]

8-Bit is Enough

2008-12-28T21:16:25Z

Rexy: Again, not a Thy Dungeonman reference. Load-bearing bosses/items have existed in games long before then.

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.png|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"Uhh... Anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan, Mike Stemmle, Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for [[alcohol]] and [[Smoking|tobacco]] reference, comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes by the ESRB. It was released December 15, 2008.

When Strong <strike>Bad's</strike> [[Blatant Lies|Sad's]] botched-up stunt damages the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]], [[Trogdor]] makes his debut, doing what he does best: burninating the countryside! What's more, other 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, throwing [[Free Country, USA]] into chaos! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: Anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Snake Boxer 5|Boxer Joe]], [[Math Kickers|The Algebros]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Old Man]], miscellaneous [[peasants]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Browntant]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Chorch]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!]]

'''Places:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[Crates!]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Peasantry]], [[Planet K]], [[Halfathlon]]/[[Race Track]]

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the telebision, with a short bvit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

== Inventory ==
*Cell Phone
*Key
*8-Bit Key
*8-Bit Lantern
*Light Musket
*Logic Board
*Med Kit
*Quarter
*Quest Thingie
*8-Bit Quill
*Scorpion Food
*Snakes
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*8-Bit Tea Bag
*TrogSword(TM)
*Trophy

===Party Members===
*Algebros
*Boxer Joe
*Gel-Arshie
*The Innkeeper
*Limozeen's Space Machine
*Mista Fixit (The Poopsmith)
*Peasants
*Performing Bear
*Putchnya Shotski (Strong Mad)
*Rather Dashing

== Ranks ==
#''(blank)''
#Creepy Adult Software
#Games "For Girls"
#Sub-Text Adventure
#Point 'n' Sick Stories
#Buisness Casual Game
#Weird Japanese RPG
#Flight Stimulator 2009
#2nd Person Shooter
#Non-Lame Movie Tie-In
#Omnisensory VR Netskin
#SBCG4AP MMORPG!!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.
*In the intro, Strong Sad says that the arcade game's fan needs to be serviced, and Strong Bad asks where he can find any fan service. [[Wikipedia:Fanservice|Fanservice]] is content added mainly to please the fans. It is quite appropriate, then, that Trogdor starts to break out of the arcade immediately after Strong Bad's question.
*"Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.

===Trivia===
*This is the only episode to lack [[Pom Pom]]; since [[Homsar]] is also missing, this means that this episode has the fewest main characters at 10; all of the others had 11 or 12.
*This and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] are the only two episodes to happen on the same day.
**Despite this, there is a calendar change between the episodes.
***This is because the events in the movie Dangeresque 3 take place on the day it was recorded, and not the day it was shown to the group, In fact in the opening when Strong Bad walks from the Lappy to the basement for the screening the calender is missing from the wall

===Remarks===
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.
*Even in extended play, you cannot go outside with a costume in this episode.
**This is likely because you will become Rather Dashing if you visit Peasantry in Extended Play.
*When the difficulty slider is set to "high" but the lever hasn't been pulled to make Professor Pineapple shoot fruit in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, there is a steady stream of pineapple slices, but no other changes to the game. However, when both are set, there is an extremely high amount of fruit even discounting the fruit Professor Pineapple shoots.
*When used in the fight against the Ultimate Trogdor, Gel-Arshie claims that he can't be burninated because he's inflammable. However, inflammable actually means the same thing as flammable.
*If you click the main menu button near the peasents running around at the inn they turn around and look at you.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak in the PC version, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.
*During the credits, when RoboKingofTown is shown, on the Wii version, he is not wearing the sunglasses he wore earlier in the game.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.
*The introductory narration is similar to the one used in [[fingers]]. The announcer of said introduction also appeared in the same email.
**Homestar also mispronounced "Previously" in [[DNA Evidence]].
*When Strong Bad goes through a video game portal, his last two transformations are [[Atari Strong Bad]] and [[Secret Collect.]] Strong Bad, respectively.
*Strong Bad talking about the [[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton]] he won during the Race to the End of the Race is a reference to [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Mr. Shmallow]] can be seen on the Pineapple Gun.
*Upon entering the Peasantry area, Strong Bad will remark on the game's status as "the best-selling video computer TV game of all time", as it was previously referred to as in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
**Likewise, the music from the trailer plays as background music in Peasantry, and Rather Dashing speaks exactly as he does in the trailer.
*The [[wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] Scorpions from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] return in Halfathlon.
*In addition to the four historical figures, the puzzle wheel in the Videlectrix Mainframe depicts Trogdor, the [[Jhonka]], [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]], and [[Kid Speedy]].
*The [[Taranchula]] standee that Strong Bad "fights" in [[Strong Badia the Free]] returns, but without the fire and ice heads.
*The loading screen for the first-person segment reads "Get [[SBLOUNSKCHED]]!", a reference to [[candy product]].
*In Extended Play, when trying to get ye flask, the text on the bottom reads "[[seriously]], get ye flask".
*When Chorch gets angry, he says he will make Stinkoman wish he was never born. This phrase was mentioned in Chorch's description in the [[Stinkomanual]].
*Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions [[Cherry Greg]], [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews|"Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Douglas]], [[Levert Burtmore]], [[The Deke]], and [[Dennis]], along with [[Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*The "ultimate" form of Strong Bad was mentoned numerous times during the production of SBCG4AP, namely the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] and the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]. Strong Bad complained numerous time about [[Telltale Games]] not using the "concept art", explaining Strong Bad's remark of "Whoa! They ''finally'' listened to me!"
**The concept art appears again during and after the credits.
*The final cutscene has an instance of [[couch mumbling]]. The game name he mumbles is [[Rhinofeeder]], which he also mumbled in the beginning of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*Homestar previously ate coins (albeit more deliberately) in [[do over]].
*Homestar mentions his [[hremail]]s in one of the hints he gives.
*When Strong Bad first enters Stinkoman 20X6, he says, "Now I want to be the guy too." This is a referrence to [[1-Up]]'s line in [[japanese cartoon]]: "Everybody says you're the guy. But I wanna be the guy too!"

===Real-World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (video game)|Donkey Kong]], possibly, in the same trend as [[Wikipedia:Ms_pacman |Ms. Pacman]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet. Strong Bad also frequently refers to her as "Marzy-Kong".
**The way the portions of the scaffolding are put together and fall down when she stomps on the roof mimics the way the game begins in most versions, minus the part where the entire thing collapses.
*Strong Bad complains about taking a [[Wikipedia:The Color Purple|''The Color Purple'']] personality quiz when answering an email.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]
**Similarly, the bushes with eyes in the intro screen are another reference to the ''[[Mario]]'' series.
**When Strong Bad first enters Peasantry, he assumes hitting his head on things will make coins come out, a reference to the theme of making coins come out of blocks by jumping into them in said series.
***This could also refer to the act of somersalting into trees to get various objects in [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, also by [[Nintendo]].
**The music and appearance of the ghosts haunting the House of Strong (particularly the ghosts flying out the front when outside) is reminiscent of the ghost houses in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]].
*Some of the games depicted on the Awesomeness screen are [[Wikipedia:Pong|Pong]], [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]], and [[Wikipedia:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids]].
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in [[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Season One|Sam And Max Season One]]
*"The ladder is a lie" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Portal (video game)|Portal]], where the phrase "the cake is a lie" is written all around the testing facility.
*Homestar mentions that he used his lucky quarter to beat [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Masher]], [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter 2|Street Masher 2]], and [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition]]; these games seem to be based on the [[Street Fighter]] series, and indeed, ''Street Fighter II'' was infamous for having many minor variations before ''Street Fighter III'' came out.
*Homestar will, at one point, pop up and say "Hey! Listen!" He does so in the same fashion as Navi in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time]].
*If Strong Bad shoots at a ghost in The Field and misses, The Cheat pops up to laugh at him. This is similar to [[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]], where the player's hunting dog does the same.
*Strong Sad saying "You shall not pass!" is a reference to Gandalf's confrontation with the Balrog in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|Fellowship of the Ring]].
*Also, Strong Sad's line "Abandon all hope, ye who enter" is a reference to what is written above the entrance to the gates of Hell in Dante's epic poem [[Wikipedia:Divine_Comedy|The Divine Comedy]].
*The first person section is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wolfenstein 3D|Wolfenstein 3D]] by iD Software; the King of Town's appearance and death speech are references to that game's depiction of Hitler.
**In addition, the name of the castle where this takes place is "Castle Poopenstein".
**When switching to first person perspective, Strong Bad says "Quake and fear". [[Wikipedia:Quake|Quake]] and [[Wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]] are two popular first person shooters.
* The show that Strong Bad says on TV, "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games", refers to the Saturday Morning cartoon series ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' which aired on [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] from 1983 to 1985.
*The words "ALL WORK AND NO FRUIT MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY" that fill up the TV screen after beating the Gel-Arshie game with the kill screen is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]''.
*Strong Bad looking through the TrogSword in 20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]'', in particular Lion-O's transformation sequence. He also makes a reference to [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] during this sequence.
*Several historical figures appear in the "Spirit of '76" game, including [[Wikipedia:John Hancock|John Hancock]], [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams|Samuel Adams]], and [[Wikipedia:Paul Revere|Paul Revere]]. All figure significantly in the American Revolution.
**Samuel Adams saying he "probably invented beer" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]] brand of beer.
**When you give him the item, John Hancock says to make sure your family is insured, a reference to the [[Wikipedia:John Hancock Insurance|John Hancock Insurance]] company.
*Interacting with the mirror in the bathroom will make Strong Bad reference the [[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary legend]].
*The Gel-Arshie portion of the game is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]], a 1993 product placement game for 7-Up that featured its red mascot on a surf board.
*After using Gel-Arshie on the lava pit in Halfathalon, he says the line "What's in the box?", a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Seven (film)|Se7en]]''.
*The "Bloodstone" in Trogdor's Lair is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Return to Krondor|Return to Krondor]], in which there is a "Nightstone" that casts everything in red light and reveals a hidden place, which holds the secret to destroying your enemy forever.
*Strong Bad's remark about the peasants starting a commune is a reference to [[Monty Python|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']], specifically the scene in which Dennis explains that he and his fellow peasants are an [[wikipedia:Anarcho-syndicalism|anarcho-syndicalist]] commune.
*When Strong Mad is in Halfathalon, he will exclaim "[[Wikipedia:Glasnost|GLASNOST]]! [[Wikipedia:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn|SOLZHENITSYN]]!"
**When Strong Bad responds, his pronunciation of "Puttin'" likely refers to Russian president, [[Wikipedia:Vladamir Putin|Vladamir Putin]].
**"Zhivago" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Doctor Zhivago|Doctor Zhivago]].
*When Strong Bad gives the trophy to Strong Mad, he says "ich bin ein donut". This is an obvious variant of [[Wikipedia:Ich bin ein Berliner|Ich bin ein Berliner]]. Furthermore, it is a play on the urban legend that the [[German]] phrase means "I am a jelly donut."
*When entering Peasantry from the Videlectrix Mainframe any time after solving the code wheel, Strong Bad says, "Load p-quest comma eight comma one" referencing LOAD“FILE”,8,1 the command needed to load games and programs into many [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computers.
*When summoning Boxer Joe, Strong Bad sometimes says "Round 1, FIGHT!" the same way Shao Kahn does in Mortal Kombat.
*When Strong Bad finally uses the performing bear, he shouts "I choose you." This is a clear reference to [[Pokémon]].
*In the game's music files, Halfathlon is referred to as [[Wikipedia:Summer Games|Summer Games]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]
*[[Forum:14934|forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7349 Telltale forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough]

===Reviews===
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/12/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough WiiWare World review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/938/938668p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/440/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
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{{SBCG4AP}}

ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!

2008-12-28T21:15:24Z

Rexy: That's not a direct Thy Dungeonman reference - load-bearing entities in games have existed way before then.

[[Image:Ultimate_Trogdor.PNG|thumb|Behold the Resolution!]]
'''ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!''' is a much more powerful and evolved form of [[Trogdor]] seen exclusively in the [[SBCG4AP]] season finale [[8-Bit Is Enough]]. He is modeled after the style [[Strong Bad]] originally presented to [[Telltale Games]], and has much more realistic textures, which Strong Bad mentions as being "repeated". He can be killed if the [[Peasant's Quest|Trog-sword]] is used on his weak points. However, his weak points are only revealed through [[Gel-arshie]]'s special ability, although according to [[Homestar]], imprisoned in the dungeon where Ultimate Trogdor resides for unknown reasons, this effect could have also been achieved with an item known only as a "bloodstone", though it is never seen.

After being defeated by Strong Bad, Ultimate Trogdor caused the surrounding dungeon to collapse, making it, according to Homestar, a "load-bearing dragon".

The beast, much like standard Trogdor, is compelled to burninate any and every [[peasant]] he can find, no matter the circumstances. He has always been seen with four pillars around him, used to "sacrifice" things (mainly peasants) to him.

After the battle, the TROGDOR!! arcade machine plays a game called "[[Trogdor's 3D-ungeon]]", a game where Ultimate Trogdor must burninate a certain number of peasants within the allotted time, or Ultimate Strong Bad will kill him.

Even after killing Ultimate Trogdor, it is revealed in the end sequence in [[8-Bit Is Enough]] that the real Trogdor is still alive, bringing in to question whether or not Ultimate Trogdor is real or one of Strong Bad's dreams.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[8-Bit Is Enough]]
*[[Trogdor's 3D-ungeon]]
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[[Category:Character Variations]]

8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)

2008-12-28T09:43:26Z

Rexy: /* Professor Pineapple */ I suck at spelling >.>

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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from ''Gel-Arshie's Backstage'' in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

'''''NOTE: This area is inaccessable once Gel-Arshie joins your party.'''''

==Backstage==
:''{First time only}''
:''{Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He notices a bizarre fruit contraption, whose suction gun picks up fruits from boxes labeled "Ammo" and "Fruit Supply", respectively. It is currently over "Ammo"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Weird. I don't remember the Gel-Arshie game looking like this.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{getting off his board}'' What're you doing back here?! Nobody's allowed backstage without a chaperone ''{pronounces it "shap-rone"}''!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' Look, having to talk to you is no bowl of cherries for me, either.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Cherries?! Where?! I ''love'' cherries!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, as I was saying, I thought I was jumpin' into the game. How come you're just standing around here, not not loafing?
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' That's 'cause nobody's playing the game! I'm in ''attract'' mode!

===Assorted Red Fruit===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be where all the apples, cherries and strawberries in the game come from.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' I'm not allowed to go ''near'' that bin anymore! Once I start, I just can't... stop... myself...

===Gel-Arshie===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So. Freakshow.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Hey, kids! Come to watch me get radical on the half-pipe?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I'm looking for anybody to help me get farther in a videogame so I can kill a dragon.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Well KEEP LOOKIN'! Around here, ''I'm'' in charge. I'M THE GOD! And I ain't leaving until somebody hits the kill... kill... KILL SCREEN!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Hey, Strong Bad, what's a kill kill KILL SCREEN?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's when you play a videogame for so long, and get a score so high, and have a life so depressing, that you break the videogame!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{enlightened}'' Oh. ''{curiously}'' Hey, Strong Bad, why is the sky blue?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Go away, Homestar. ''{Homestar vanishes.}'' You only get one question per day.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Creepzilla, this game sucks and you know it.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{hostilely}'' Then how come nobody's been able to BEAT it yet? Huh? NOBODY!

===Jela-Ton Packs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Red-Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert-Related Substance."
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' That's for the product placement at the end of every level! Gotta push those units!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' I'd like to... push stupid units...

===Lever===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flipping the lever}'' I have yet to meet a random lever that I could not push for no reason.
:''{The suction gun moves over to the Fruit Supply box}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Subsequent times}''
:''{Strong Bad flips the lever in silence, with the suction gun moving over to the other box.}''

===Pineapple Gun===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the Professor's semi-robotomatic Pineapple Gun.

===Pineapples===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a giant bin full of fresh pineapple slices.

===Professor Pineapple===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Professor Pineapple, got any ideas on how I can take out Trog... ''{realizes that Professor Pineapple isn't moving}'' What? ''{annoyed}'' Oh, what a rip-off!! He's not even real! He's just a prop!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Sometimes... after the game shuts down... I can hear him talking to me. He tells me to do things.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disgusted}'' It's Gel-Arshie's totally fake nemesis, Professor Pineapple.
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' He can't beat me! Nobody can!

===Screen===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disgusted}'' It's made out of... plywood and duct tape. ''{turns to the camera}'' I ''knew'' this game was cheap, but where's the craftsmanship, people?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' That's why I ''never'' go backstage for The Show. It ruins the magic... ''{amazed}'' Hey, I can see your house from here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' No, Homestar... ''{faces the screen}'' ...you're only supposed to say that when you're way high up... ''{realizes the statement}'' Oh wait... ''{Homestar vanishes.}'' I really ''can'' see my house from here! We must be inside my own Fun Machine!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unsettled}'' It's kind of a creep-take knowing Gel-Arshie can look out into my bedroom.

===Slider===
:''{If the slider is on the left side}'''
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Difficulty slider? No wonder this game is so boring.
:''{He moves the slider over to the right}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Now'' it's set to high!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moves the slider to the right}'' ''Now'' it's set to high!
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the slider is on the right side}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better knock it back down to "Low". ''{moves the slider to the left}''

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{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Bad Email Spin-offs

2008-12-27T11:13:01Z

Rexy: Sterrance wasn't the only spin-off from the animal sbemail

Many '''[[Strong Bad Email]]s resulted in spin-off toons, series, and enterprises''' that later became a part of the website. Listed below are all the spin-offs in chronological order.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! # !! Email title !! Spin-off(s) !! Reason for spin-off
|-
| 2 || [[homsar]] || [[Homsar]] || A spelling blunder in which email sender Vinnie C. writes "Homsar" instead of "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]".
|-
| 9 || [[i love you]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || The name of the email sender, [[Fhqwhgads]], is later used in a music video made by [[The Cheat]].
|-
| 11 || [[i rule]] || [[Strong Badia]] || Email sender Mike, UK, asks Strong Bad if he is so evil, then why he doesn't rule the world or at least some kind of field. Strong Bad contradicts this by introducing the public to his domain.
|-
| 14 || [[duck pond]] || [[Videlectrix]] || The creator of the [[Atari 2600]] version of Strong Bad's [[Duck Pond]] simulator.
|-
| 16 || [[band names]] || [[Taranchula]]; [[Limozeen]] || Possible names for email sender Dan's band.
|-
| 17 || [[studying]] || [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] || Writer of the book "[[This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, And Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]", mentioned in the email.
|-
| 29 || [[superhero name]] || [[Strong Badman]] || Email sender Stiny wonders why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man".
|-
| 32 || [[flag day]] || [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] || Strong Bad and The Cheat hold a flag-raising ceremony.
|-
| 37 || [[dullard]] || [[Dullard|Dullard Comic Strips]] || Comics posted in Strong Bad's cubicle while he uses methods to describe to email sender Jason how to deal with office dullards.
|-
| 45 || [[techno]] || [[The System Is Down (song)|The System is Down]] || Strong Bad describes what techno music sounds like.
|-
| 47 || [[new hands]] || [[These peoples try to fade me]] || Coach Z briefly sings with Strong Bad accompanying on his buckethand.
|-
| 48 || [[ghosts]] || [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] || The ghost of the exploded [[Tandy 400]] haunts Strong Badia.
|-
| 49 || [[theme party]] || [[Circles]] || Strong Bad gives an example of white blues to play at a frat party.
|-
| 51 || [[website]] || [[Strong Sad's Lament]] || Strong Bad links to [[Strong Sad]]'s blog in his [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].
|-
| 52 || [[island]] || [[Stinkoman]] || Strong Bad later gives the name Homestar calls him to an Anime-like fighter.
|-
| 53 || [[comic]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || Email sender Brittany asks Strong Bad to create a comic about her friends.
|-
| 57 || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[20X6]] || Email sender James F. asks Strong Bad what he would look like if he were a Japanese cartoon. The result is not only an anime version of Strong Bad, but also a whole anime universe version of the Homestar universe.
|-
| 58 || [[dragon]] || [[Trogdor]] || Email sender Kaizer asks Strong Bad to draw a dragon.
|-
| 62 || [[interview]] || [[Kerrek]] || Name of the email sender that Strong Bad likes so much that he decides to use it as a character in Trogdor's world (and also as a [[Peasant's Quest]] character).
|-
| 66 || [[the show]] || [[The Show]] || Strong Bad shows footage from Homestar's game show when Tori asks why Homestar doesn't do anything funny anymore.
|-
| 72 || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || Strong Bad is asked what his craziest cartoon would be like.
|-
| 80 || [[stunt double]] || [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series || Email sender Louis asks Strong Bad if he has ever used a stunt double, which he claims to have never done, and he demonstrates using some movies involving him as a crime fighter.
|-
| 81 || [[date]] || [[Bear holding a Shark]] || This was first seen as a means of security countermeasure in Strong Badia to prevent The Cheat from touching the [[Tire]].
|-
| 82 || [[impression]] || [[Jhonka]] || Strong Bad came up with this name when he noticed that the email sender did not sign his/her name. As with Kerrek, Jhonka became a Trogdor and Peasant's Quest character.
|-
| 84 || [[kids' book]] || [[That Time of Year]] || Strong Bad attempts to write children's books by tampering with some of [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]]' books.
|-
| 86 || [[no loafing]] || [[Mendelev]] || The name on the Tandy 400 later became a Peasant's Quest character.
|-
| 92 || [[kind of cool]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] || Email sender Jordan asks Strong Bad what he would be like if he wasn't the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that he is.
|-
| 93 || [[army]] || [[Cheat Commandos]] || The Cheat (as [[Firebert]]) goes on a reconnaissance mission, and his alter ego spawns an entire line of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I. Joe]]-type crime fighters.
|-
| 94 || [[video games]] || [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman series]] || Strong Bad is asked what he would look like in a video game. In addition to three games starring himself, he also creates a text adventure where the protagonist explores a dungeon.
|-
| 100 || [[flashback]] || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || The story that Strong Bad was about to tell Homestar Runner, when he is congratulated on his 100th email. It later became a [[Flash]] cartoon.
|-
| 109 || [[crying]] || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || Strong Bad attempts to make Homestar cry by drawing [[Li'l Brudder|a one-legged puppy]]; he also insults Strong Sad by comparing him to another drawing: [[Tendafoot|a two-legged elephant]]. Both the puppy and the elephant later get their own TV show.
|-
| 111 || [[other days]] || [[Puppet_Stuff#Biz_Cas_Fri|Biz Cas Fri]] series || Strong Bad, describing what he does the days when he doesn't check emails, reveals Friday is Business Casual Friday at the office.
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| 118 ||[[virus]] || [[Main Page 22]] || The [[Compy 386]] is infected with 429,837 viruses that proceed to infect the rest of [[homestarrunner.com]] and later one of the [[Main Pages]].
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| 119 || [[animal]] || [[Sterrance]], [[Da Huuuuuudge]] || Strong Bad describes what he would look like if he were a made-up animal.
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| 151 || [[senior prom]] || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || The email starts off as an episode of "The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show," but is later interrupted to play the email.
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| 165 || [[strong badathlon]] || [[DNA Evidence]] || Marzipan informs Homsar that DNA evidence has been tampered with. A [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|subplot]] begins to build up through the next five emails that is elaborated and resolved in the toon.
|-
| 175 || [[concert]] || [[sloshy]] || Strong Bad begins to like a band that is not metal.
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| 188 || [[fan club]] || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [[The Deleteheads]] discuss if the non-sequitur champion is Homsar or
Senor Cardgage. Homsar wins, leading Senor Cardgage to serve a punishment.
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| 200 || [[email thunder]] || [[Hremails]] || Homestar reveals that he also hosts a show where he answers emails from fans with humorous results. Two episodes unrelated to Strong Bad Email later become [[Secret Pages]].
|}

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[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|*]]

Da Huuuuuudge

2008-12-26T22:49:24Z

Rexy: I don't know if that info should be there, but it doesn't belong in the Appearances section at any rate.

[[Image:Da Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"]]
In [[animal]], after [[Strong Bad]] decided he'd been overthinking ideas for his own [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|made-up animal]], he envisioned '''Da Huuuuuudge'''. He tried to create a name first, and let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result, Da Huuuuuudge looks like a big yellow bubbling blob with a Strong Bad face on it. It also sports some [[The Cheat]]-like spots. Apparently only one of the six consecutive U's in the creature's name needs to be pronounced.

He is the only rejected imaginary animal to make a reappearance in [[alternate universe]]. He is apparently able to support Strong Bad's weight, and, somewhat unexpectedly, has a very high singing voice.

Da Huuuuuudge lives in a fenced off area, which is apparently located in a zoo, as it features a sign warning visitors not to feed Da Huuuuuudge (emphasized by an appeal to "the love of Pete") and was visited by [[Marzipan]]. There is a slowly expanding dark stain spreading through the grass beneath Da Huuuuuudge, perhaps indicating that he secretes some kind of oily substance. It is not known whether the enclosure is actually located in [[Free Country, USA]].

==Appearances==

*'''Debut:''' Email [[animal]]
*Email [[alternate universe]]

[[Category:Character Variations]]

8-Bit is Enough Responses

2008-12-23T07:29:18Z

Rexy: /* Quarter */ boldness is never my strongest point >.>

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[8-Bit Is Enough]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Locations==
*[[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (House of Strong)]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (The Field)]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Crates)]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)]]

==Error and Item Messages==

===General Messages===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh... no.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. Way.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That won't do anything interesting.

===8-Bit Key===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this key's gonna open anything, except maybe a 200 year old door.

===8-Bit Lantern===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even if I wanted to shine a light on that, I'm pretty sure this crummy 2D pixel lantern would be absolutely useless.

===8-Bit Quill Pen===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need my signature.

===8-Bit Teabag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think that's how you make tea.

===Algebros===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Algebros are only good at math. And not really ''that'' good at math either.

===Boxer Joe===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Snake Boxer. Do your stuff!
:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he hit that?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it; he gets real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. ''{vanishes}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He won't go for it. Snake Boxer may only do one thing, but he's the best at it.

===Cell Phone===
:''{When using it indoors}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' No signal? You'd think a cell phone this giant'd have a better antenna. I better wait until I'm in a wide open space. ''{puts the phone away}''

===Key===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This key only works on the door to my Trogdor machine... and maybe any other Trogdor... doors.

===Light Musket===
:''{When using it in [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]] for the first time}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat photons, limey ghosts!

===Limozeen's Bus===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Limozeen, I got something to beam up here!
:'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, Strong Bad! The Space Machine only beams up the babes!

===Medkit===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need healing.

===Mista Fixit===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.

===Peasant===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better not... Trogdor can smell a peasant at, like, 20 furlongs away!
===Pebbles===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever the heck those are, they don't seem to work with that.

===Putchnya Shotski===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Red Square! Err, Blue Square.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' ETO NE SHOT PUT!

===Quarter===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want to get Homestar's digestive juices all over that.

===Quest Thingie===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.

===Rather Dashing===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Up and at 'em, short pants!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!

===Scorpion Food===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think they'll want that.

===Snakes===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better not use my snakes here. They could slither away.

===Space Circus Bear===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't send the performing bear out into the wild for no reason! When he's ready to leave, I'll know.

===TrogSword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.

===Trophy===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better keep this trophy for someone who needs it.

==Taking photos with ghosts==
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What's that ghost doing in my picture? And that box wasn't there before! Man, this is seriously giving me the j-j-j-jibblies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another ghost in the frame?

==Main Menu==
:''{When opening the menu}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm in the middle of something, The Cheat. ''You'' do it this time.
:''{The Cheat nods.}''

===New Game===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{waves both hands in the air while making The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{raises one arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}''

===Save/Load===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{proudly raises his right arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nods while making The Cheat noises}''

===Settings===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{looks up while making confused The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{moody The Cheat noises}''

===Quit it===
:''{Trogdor pops out from behind the couch, trying to distract Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Quit it!

==Map==
===Gel-Arshie's Backstage===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better find a place for the Gel-Arshie game on here, so I know to avoid it.

===Peasantry Inn===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I've gotta find a place for the Peasantry Inn on my map.

===Peasantry Forest===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all this time I can ''finally'' put Peasantry on my map! But where should it go?

===Stinkoman 20X6===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's gonna be a challenge, but there's got to be room for ''Stinkoman 20X6'' somewhere on here.

===Trogdor Machine===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.

===Videlectrix Halfathlon===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, where should I put the Videlectrix Halfathlon on my map?

==Hints==
:''{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.

:''{After the ghost sprites leave the House of Strong}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Now you know what that Paul Revere guy looks like, solving that code wheel should be no problem! ''{vanishes}''

:''{While at the Mainframe but before using Gel-Arshie on the Code Wheel}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm glad that Gel-Arshie guy is stuck in his own game. I don't like the way his brain is right there, starin' at you, goin' "THINK! THIIINK!" ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before the Limozeen Space Machine joins your party}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' When you get the Limozeen Space Machine fixed, make sure he checks the wiper fluid. That's very important! Plus I got a coupon. ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before rescuing Bubs from Marzipan}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm only telling you this 'cuz you're my best friend-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' No I'm not.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' -but I think Marzipan's on the Total Load. A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far. ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before speaking to Strong Sad}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' They say Trogdor's Lair is behind some pass through the mountains. Have you seen anything like that? ''{vanishes}''

:''{While at the Peasantry Inn area but before talking to Strong Sad}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Oh! Oh! I remember this game! Don't you have to talk to the guy who's guarding the path to where Trogdor hides out? ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before going to Stinkoman 20X6}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm just goin' over some of my favorite classic hremails. "Dear Homestar, what would you look like as a Japanese cartoon? And what would it be about?"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, shut up! That's MY sbemail! ''{Homestar vanishes.}''

:''{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! ''{vanishes}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before completing the stage repairs at Stinkoman 20X6}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game's all broken and buggy. They should get somebody in here to fix it. ''{vanishes}''

:''{If the player is going through the Hallways of Trogdor's Lair without using party members to defeat enemies}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, annoyed}'' What a rip-off! What was the point of picking up all that stuff in your inventory if you can't use it in a shootin' game? ''{vanishes}''

:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!

==Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures==

===Swampslash===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.

===Dryghost===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another unreleased Cheat Commandos figure! This one is Dryghost, the Topplegangers' bad-seed second-in-command! And he's still in the package! I'm gonna be SO rich!

===Subtlefuge===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! It's Subtlefuge, easily the manliest and most mysterious of the Topplegangers! And Crackotage's evil twin! Is he a good guy? Is he a bad guy? With that kind of chest hair, does it even matter?

===Fudgeclank===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' This... cannot... be happening. It's a brand new figure for Fudgeclank, the Topplegangers' "wild card". They only made like a dozen of these before they had to do a recall for what they referred to as "Irresponsible Causation of Nightmares and Subsequent Wet Beds". I heard that if you combine the packages for all four Topplegangers, it makes the Deluxe Submarine Junkyard Playset! I gotta get back to my room and see if it works!

==Good Graphicketeers Cards==
:''{After obtaining all four}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' Oh, boy! Now that I've got all four of the Good Graphicketeers cards, I can put them together to form... ''{The cards come together on screen and flip over to their backs to reveal a bigger picture; Strong Bad isn't amused.}'' ...a picture of a stick of gum.

==100% Completion==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Videlectrix is giving away unlicenced ''me'' shirts? ''{The Strong Bad shirt item appears on screen.}'' I gotta talk to my made-up lawyer about this. ''{The shirt leaves the screen.}'' Would've been cooler if I was wearing a shirt with me on it, and then ''that'' one was wearing a shirt with me on it... ''{speaks in a grittier tone}'' ...and then ''that'' one was wearing a shirt with me on it... ''{mumbles}''

{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Fourth Wall Breaks

2008-12-22T22:54:14Z

Rexy: /* Games */

{{cleanup|Actually Fourth Wall Breaks?}}[[Image:Literal4thwallbreak.PNG|thumb|Literally breaking the fourth wall.]]

Sometimes, the [[characters]] '''break the [[Wikipedia:Fourth wall|fourth wall]]''' by displaying awareness that they are in an Internet cartoon.

Fourth wall breakages are common in [[Strong Bad Email]]s; Strong Bad often addresses the viewers, and references to his "email show" are made. Some of these supposed "fourth wall breaks" may be explained by assuming that Strong Bad has a live [[Wikipedia:webcam|webcam]] show in which he answers e-mails, or that he is talking to an imaginary audience, but in other instances the characters actually refer to the fact that they are in cartoons, which is a real fourth wall break. Excluding Strong Bad Emails that involve a character addressing the viewers, here is a list of fourth wall breakages in the toons.

== Fourth Wall Breakages ==

=== Big Toons ===
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — The TV announcer says that [[the Yello Dello]] is "the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon."
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — While reassuring Strong Mad, Strong Bad says "Don't worry, big guy. We'll cut to a montage. I mean, find The Cheat."
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — [[Silent Rip]] informs [[Gunhaver]] the "Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack". At the end, Gunhaver screams, "Next episode, [[Blue Laser]]! Next episode!"
*[[Weclome Back]] — All of the characters punch in on a time clock after returning from vacation. Marzipan wonders whether anyone has been "taking care of the website." Homestar Runner says "It's time to get this www-dot-show back on the road-dot-com."

=== Shorts ===
*[[The System is Down]] — There are references to both the [[Error Page]] and [[homestarrunner.com]] being down.
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — Gunhaver breaks the fourth wall ''within'' the [[Homestar Runner universe]] itself by saying, "Quick, everyone! To the Action Figure Storage Vehicle!"
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — Gunhaver mentions that "[[Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!!|buying all our playsets and toys]]" is a positive thing.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — The [[Female Lappy 486]] is startled by the viewer's arrival and says Strong Bad "is understairs. Tell whim I love..." Strong Sad has prepared storyboards to help Strong Bad with the email.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar says, "I'd better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon!"
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Homsar]]'s [[bowler hat]] bounces off the edge of the screen when he is singing.

=== Holiday Toons ===
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — At the beginning of the toon, Homestar tells the viewers to "pick a treat and drag it on top of us". During the end discussion, Homestar asks if the viewers have voted yet (a feature for that year's toon) and then later requests that the characters repeat stuff they have already said to freak "them" out, indicating that the characters know they are being watched.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — In the Homsar easter egg, Homsar walks across all sides of the screen.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Strong Bad informs the viewers that Homestar runs around frantically from [[Decemberween]] to New Year's; then, in the Easter egg, there is a poster on the wall that reads, "Left Out Characters' Support Group & Buffet."
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Throughout the [[Wikipedia:cold open|cold open]], Homestar directly addresses the viewer. When he comes upon Homsar, he remarks "Oh, great. The secret guy," and then comments on the choices that Homsar "gives" him. Then when he reaches the [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]], he refers to it as a "cool new background." Finally, in the [[The Goblin|Goblin]] ending, Marzipan declares the end of the scene.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad comments that [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]] and [[Marzipan]] are the least popular ''Homestar Runner'' characters.
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] — [[Blue Laser Commander]] reminds [[Ripberger]] he was only available for a limited time with three proofs of purchase. Silent Rip says he's thankful for the "Blue Laser Thanksgiving action playset". All the Commandos and Blue Laser members sing "Buy all our playsets and toys!"
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad refers to the cast of the Homestar Runner cartoons as "characters". Also, Strong Sad asks if there was a Jibblies 1, referring to the name of the toon.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad mentions that [[Crack Stuntman]] is a character who voices a character from a cartoon ([[Cheat Commandos]]) inside a cartoon ([[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]).
*[[Toikey TV]] — Gunhaver informs the other Cheat Commandos that all they got was "another lame Thanksgiving special."
*[[Trogday 08]] — Strong Bad scolds "you internet [[type]]s" for ruining Trogdor, as well as "zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar refers to himself as "Homestar Runner.com". Bubs's epitaph for Homestar also has the words "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com" written on it.

=== Strong Bad Emails ===
*[[island]] — When Yami Yugi asks what Strong Bad would do if he were stuck on a desert island, Strong Bad nonchalantly replies, "I suspect it would be like most cartoons". Later, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] imitates [[Main Page 3]], with similar effects.
*[[the process]] — Strong Bad says "you can usually click on certain words and make little pictures of dumb stuff pop up."
*[[couch patch]] — Strong Bad points out that the couch patch is clearly already present in Homestar's flashback.
*[[monument]] — Homestar peeks out from behind the black as he sings, "Here comes the Thnikkaman!"
*[[flashback]] — The size of the display area is purposefully extended and Homestar Runner is (and has apparently often been) "behind the black." Further, Strong Bad pantomimes physically shifting the frame focus.
*[[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad asks the audience to resist the urge to throw full wine bottles at the screen.
*[[crying]] — Strong Bad states (or rather sings) that he "will not sing an email song this week."
*[[old comics]] — Strong Bad says that he and Homestar were used in a comic that was printed at least 60 years ago. Since they are obviously not that old, he is pointing out the fact that he and Homestar are unaging cartoon characters.
*[[virus]] — The effects of [[the virus]] cause several fourth wall breakages.
*[[part-time job]] — Strong Bad peeks around the edge of the black on his way to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*[[dreamail]] — Strong Bad says "Allow me to ... hit you with the pink border", and after that a pink border appears on the screen instead of the routine border. At the end he admits he should have used a fluffy white cloud border instead.
*[[bottom 10]] — After the end of the email, Strong Bad acknowledges that there are no Easter eggs at the end.
*[[lady...ing]] — The Cheat displays a laserdisc of a [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]-era Email, to which Strong Bad replies "Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a wallop."
*[[highschool]] — Strong Bad says that he was "probably just like other cartoons" in his high school days.
*[[narrator]] — Strong Bad said that Strong Sad had made corrections in three emails in a row, the first two being [[secret identity]] and [[technology]].
*[[animal]] — One of Strong Bad's Lines is "Then one day from the right side of the screen..."
*[[senior prom]] — After Strong Bad says that he's "taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform" and gets up, the camera zooms out to reveal him actually standing on the right side, causing him to jump out of view.
*[[keep cool]] — Strong Bad interrupts the email (he rises up from below the frame) to explain the difference between [[Strong Badia]] and the rest of [[Free Country, USA]]. He then offers a [[high five]].
*[[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad tells the narrator to get to the resolution of the second cliffhanger.
*[[from work]] — Strong Bad complains that what he imagines doesn't appear while Homestar's imagination does become visible.
*[[the paper]] — Strong Bad claims he can remember the birth of [[The Paper]] "like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback," which follows this line.
*[[original]] — The entire email is about the "actor" playing [[Bubs]], [[Original Bubs]], being replaced.
*[[your edge]] — While in a deep, dark hole where only his eyes are visible, Strong Bad comments that he "suddenly feel[s] so easy to animate".

=== Games ===
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — If the player succeeds in beating the game, Gunhaver bellows, "Next state-of-the-art laserdisc game, Blue Laser! Next state-of-the-art laserdisc game!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — If Rather Dashing talks to the [[Dongolev|second]] "[[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]" brother and says "Haldo" without talking to the [[Mendelev|first one]] (the one at the booth), he will say, "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy Guide? Go talk to my brother first." On a related note, if the player types "throw baby" before the baby has been acquired, the game will say that the player must have "misread the walkthrough on [[Wikipedia:GameFAQs|GameFAQS]]." Also, if "get broom" is typed in Naked Ned's house, the game will say, "No no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things in the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?" Also, when at the inn, the inn "takes up the entire screen."
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — When [[1-Up]] requests Stinkoman's help, Stinkoman says that he already helped him in Level 4. At the beginning of Level 6, Stinkoman appears to be playing his own game. At the beginning of Level -0, Stinkoman addresses the player while he's stuck sad inside the wall. Also, at the end of Level -0, Stinkoman says he has to get through Level 9 and Level 10 to get to 1-Up and [[Pan Pan]]. Then, at the opening cinematic of level 9, the [[Shadowy Figure]] says, "So he thinks he can get to level 10, eh?"
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — If the player talks to some of the characters, they mention events that happened "screens" ago.
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] — Besides noted below, Strong Bad sometimes appears to talk to the players, often objecting to a certain action the player is trying to perform.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad asks Coach Z to summarize the rules of the Race "for all the kids playing at home." When Strong Bad first disguises as Homestar, he quotes the [[Main Pages]]. After kicking everybody out of his house, he types, "There you have it; the videogame adaptation of how I beat the snot out of Homestar Runner."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — After Strong Bad exclaims, "Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia, the free!" Homestar remarks, "Hey, that's the name of this..." but Strong Bad cuts him off before he can finish. When talking to Homsar After putting all the Homsartifacts in the pylon, Homsar says to Strong Bad That he would have to face a punishgly difficult dungeon and disappointing end cutsence.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — In the game's finale, where Strong Bad's in-game model suddenly changes to resemble his concept drawing, he remarked: "(Telltale Games) ''finally'' listened to me!"

=== Teen Girl Squad ===
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] — Cheerleader sings "It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over" at the end of the issue.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] — In an Easter egg, Cheerleader says it's their "Tenth Issue-versary".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] — Cheerleader is seen reading the script for the issue, and asking how "uggs" is spelled.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] — The Ugly One comments to Narrator Strong Bad on the creativity (or lack thereof) of her demise.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]] — Quarterback asks The Ugly One to accompany him to the end credits.
*[[Cave Girl Squad]] — One of the girls apologizes to Strong Bad after pointing out an anachronism regarding the dinosaur egg. The girls inform Anubis that "wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!"

===DVDs===
*[[strongbad_email.exe]] — On all of the disks, if the viewer doesn't make a selection in the Bonus Stuff menu, Strong Bad will enter and say "Time's up, choosy! I'm playing Trogdor!", and plays [[TROGDOR!]] for a little bit.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] — Strong Bad tells [[The Paper]] to "show these morons what to do". Then, The Paper will tell the viewer to make a choice.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] — Homestar and Strong Bad wonder where the viewer is and Homestar suggests that perhaps they are making a sandwich. Strong Bad orders the viewer to bring them some [[cold ones]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] — Homestar proclaims, "Look at me! I'm on TVD!" The [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] asks Strong Bad what's taking the viewers so long.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] — Strong Bad complains the viewer took so long the Lappy's screensaver turned on.
*[[Everything Else, Volume 1]] — Strong Bad says there are no emails on the DVD. Homestar tells the viewer to make a choice.
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — Homestar complains that the viewer is taking too long deciding and tries to eat some of the menu items.

===Other===
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]] — Strong Bad beats the left side of the screen.
*[[First Time Here?]] — Sets the stage for fourth wall breakages, especially when Strong Bad says "I'm the real reason you're here" and asks people to "check him out".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar says, "This is Homestar Runner from HomestarRunner.com".
*[[Strong Sad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Sad]] — On Strong Sad's character page, he complains about making a "character page" and later runs his finger down the left side of the screen.
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]] — References to the 404 page and the user poking around the site.
*[[Store]] — Most of the [[Store Thank You Messages|thank you messages]] break the fourth wall, especially [[Store Thank You Messages#Back Door Message|the "bonus" message]].
*[[Podstar Runner]] — In the original ending video for the emails and music videos, Strong Bad asks, "What am I doing in this tiny box?" and shatters the screen trying to get out. In the 2008 ending, Strong Bad leaves a "face print" on the iPod's screen and tells the viewer to use a "shimmy cloth".
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]] — [[Teeg Dougland]] informs [[Limozeen]] that they have been relegated to DVD bonus content.
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — Strong Bad later says, "Gimme that camera!" and walks around his house with it. He acknowledges the change in animation style by asking the viewers to witness "all 3 of the glorious D's". Homestar claims to have a "low polygon count".
*[[Page Load Error]] — Strong Sad addresses the viewers while he and [[The Deleteheads]] camp out in a Mozilla Firefox error page.

[[Category:Lists]]

User:Rexy

2008-12-22T19:46:18Z

Rexy: /* My Contributions */ ehhh... I had the Thnikkaman on my mind (yeah, shut up chick!)

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''This page has been vandalised 2 times''.</div>

==Weclome==

Okay, now that you've seen this page it's time I went ahead and introduced myself. I'm Rexy (note there's quite a fair amount of these around the web; if that name's already taken I usually opt for freqrexy), I'm a young adult, and close friends refer to me as Bev. I live in England (even though my Youtube videos hint that my accent fuses in American/Canadian/Mediterranean/Australian references from time to time) and am working in an admin office (similar case to Strong Bad, except he works on Fridays and I don't).

==How I found Homestar Runner==

Since this is the HRWiki after all, I might as well discuss how I found it. I used to hang out at the [http://www.raymanzone.com RaymanZone] forums quite a lot, or at least during the heyday for Rayman 3.

Sometime in the summer of 2003, there was an old thread in which we could discuss what we would ideally look like as personas. Someone there stated that they'd look just like [[Stinkoman|"this blue haired guy"]] and linked to the [[japanese cartoon]] sbemail while they were at it. I loved animé as an art form back then, so it's inevitable that I understood the genre getting humorously satired there.

It wasn't long until I went back to the website and started looking around for other toons, including some of the other more recent [[Compy 386]] sbemails and the first toon I saw, [[Where's The Cheat?]]. And since then, I knew I was on to something. :D

==What else do I like aside from H*R?==

There's quite a few things that I also enjoy alongside the Brothers Chaps' work. So let's get down to it.

===Videogames===

This is a big passion of mine, and something to help me escape from it all. I've been with SEGA as a kid, Sony during my adolescent years, and I'm currently getting a lot of time with the Wii these days. The first game that I ever played was the original Sonic the Hedgehog on the Genesis, and everything started to catapult upwards from there.

In terms of specific franchises, key favorites of mine at this moment in time are Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Mario, Kirby (at least prior to Nightmare in Dreamland), Katamari Damacy, Jak & Daxter and the like. I'm open to a good chunk of games to explore - I'm never biased to just one system during a console war discussion.

===Artwork===

I like doing artwork - haven't been active in doing so for a while but it's still a great hobby. I'm [http://rexrock69.deviantart.com rexrock69] over at DeviantArt. I namely specialise in traditional coloring over computer programs, mind you.

===Writing===

Strong Bad may dislike fanfics, but I enjoy writing them when I get the chance. I'm [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/149049/ RexRock] over at Fanfiction.net.

===Music===

Now, this is a big hobby of mine. I contribute MIDIs to [http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] on a regular basis, I have [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01324/ two] [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01464/ songs] under my name at OverClocked ReMix, I used to take part in the [http://www.dwellingofduels.com Dwelling of Duels] back in the day (mainly around 2005 and 2006), and all that. I've even started doing some symphonic cover tracks of games that I enjoyed playing, all hosted at [http://www.studio-rex.tk Studio-Rex.tk].

It's a crazy hobby, I know, but this is what you get when one undertook a lot of piano lessons/duties while growing up, studied Music Technology at sixth form college and at University, and basically listens to a lot of music :)

===Videos===

I sometimes record myself playing videogames too; everything's up on my [http://www.youtube.com/freqrexy Youtube] page. Good luck trying to understand my dodgy accent. :P

==My Contributions==

Here is where I archive everything important that I do to the website. It's not much for now, but I'm sure it'll develop.

===[[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]]===

I have contributed the bulk of the subtitles for:

*[[being mean]]
*[[Costume Commercial]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]]
*[[Fan Costumes '08]]
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]]
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] (even though Homestar's breathless speech at the end was a pain to do - thanks Jay!)
*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] (not sure if this counts as most of the lines were copied over from other transcripts...)
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

===[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]===

* I have contributed about 70-80% of all dialogue for the responses archive to both [[Strong Badia the Free]] and [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
* I wrote up the transcript for the [[Baddest of the Bands gameplay trailer]].
* I have also written the transcript for [[Behind the Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|episode 2 of Behind the Bad]].
* I was also an active contributor towards the response archive work for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

This will grow in due time. I've got my eye on the goings on for H*R. [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] 06:39, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

User:Rexy

2008-12-22T19:45:36Z

Rexy:

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''This page has been vandalised 2 times''.</div>

==Weclome==

Okay, now that you've seen this page it's time I went ahead and introduced myself. I'm Rexy (note there's quite a fair amount of these around the web; if that name's already taken I usually opt for freqrexy), I'm a young adult, and close friends refer to me as Bev. I live in England (even though my Youtube videos hint that my accent fuses in American/Canadian/Mediterranean/Australian references from time to time) and am working in an admin office (similar case to Strong Bad, except he works on Fridays and I don't).

==How I found Homestar Runner==

Since this is the HRWiki after all, I might as well discuss how I found it. I used to hang out at the [http://www.raymanzone.com RaymanZone] forums quite a lot, or at least during the heyday for Rayman 3.

Sometime in the summer of 2003, there was an old thread in which we could discuss what we would ideally look like as personas. Someone there stated that they'd look just like [[Stinkoman|"this blue haired guy"]] and linked to the [[japanese cartoon]] sbemail while they were at it. I loved animé as an art form back then, so it's inevitable that I understood the genre getting humorously satired there.

It wasn't long until I went back to the website and started looking around for other toons, including some of the other more recent [[Compy 386]] sbemails and the first toon I saw, [[Where's The Cheat?]]. And since then, I knew I was on to something. :D

==What else do I like aside from H*R?==

There's quite a few things that I also enjoy alongside the Brothers Chaps' work. So let's get down to it.

===Videogames===

This is a big passion of mine, and something to help me escape from it all. I've been with SEGA as a kid, Sony during my adolescent years, and I'm currently getting a lot of time with the Wii these days. The first game that I ever played was the original Sonic the Hedgehog on the Genesis, and everything started to catapult upwards from there.

In terms of specific franchises, key favorites of mine at this moment in time are Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Mario, Kirby (at least prior to Nightmare in Dreamland), Katamari Damacy, Jak & Daxter and the like. I'm open to a good chunk of games to explore - I'm never biased to just one system during a console war discussion.

===Artwork===

I like doing artwork - haven't been active in doing so for a while but it's still a great hobby. I'm [http://rexrock69.deviantart.com rexrock69] over at DeviantArt. I namely specialise in traditional coloring over computer programs, mind you.

===Writing===

Strong Bad may dislike fanfics, but I enjoy writing them when I get the chance. I'm [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/149049/ RexRock] over at Fanfiction.net.

===Music===

Now, this is a big hobby of mine. I contribute MIDIs to [http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] on a regular basis, I have [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01324/ two] [http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01464/ songs] under my name at OverClocked ReMix, I used to take part in the [http://www.dwellingofduels.com Dwelling of Duels] back in the day (mainly around 2005 and 2006), and all that. I've even started doing some symphonic cover tracks of games that I enjoyed playing, all hosted at [http://www.studio-rex.tk Studio-Rex.tk].

It's a crazy hobby, I know, but this is what you get when one undertook a lot of piano lessons/duties while growing up, studied Music Technology at sixth form college and at University, and basically listens to a lot of music :)

===Videos===

I sometimes record myself playing videogames too; everything's up on my [http://www.youtube.com/freqrexy Youtube] page. Good luck trying to understand my dodgy accent. :P

==My Contributions==

Here is where I archive everything important that I do to the website. It's not much for now, but I'm sure it'll develop.

===[[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]]===

I have contributed the bulk of the subtitles for:

*[[being mean]]
*[[Costume Commercial]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]]
*[[Fan Costumes '08]]
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]]
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] (even though Homestar's breathless speech at the end was a pain to do - thanks Jay!)
*[[Hooked on Dethemberween]] (not sure if this counts as most of the lines were copied over from other transcripts...)
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

===[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]===

* I have contributed about 70-80% of all dialogue for the responses archive to both [[Strong Badia the Free]] and [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
* I wrote up the transcript for the [[Baddest of the Bands gameplay trailer]].
* I have also written the transcript for [[Behind the Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|episode 2 of Behind the Bad]].
* I was also an active contributor towards the response archive work for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

This will grow in due time. I've got my eye on the goings on for H*R. [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] 06:39, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)

2008-12-22T18:14:53Z

Rexy: /* Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder → Kill Screen */ I've "realised" another British spelling here. Sucks to live on a wet island.

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 ghosts.png|thumb| "Why do all you video game types always talk in lame clues?"]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Basement==
===Game Intro===
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Previously, on ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' ''{pronounced "pepple"}''...
''{The game begins where [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] finished off - the outcry at the end of the film's premiere.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh, this is starting to turn into an unruly mob. And not the good kind like I start at Strong Sad's poetry readings. For REAL this time: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
:''{Strong Bad proceeds to jump over the crowd. Cue freeze frame mid-jump.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now, the conclusion of ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' ''{pronounced "pepple" again}''.
:''{The result of Strong Bad's jump left him crashing into the Trogdor arcade cabinet. Sparks started flying from the machine, causing everyone to look towards it. Worried about what would happen, they all start fleeing the basement... all but Strong Sad. Noticing this, Strong Bad quickly stood back up.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOW look what you did, Dumpalumpa! The Trogdor machine is ruined!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What ''I'' did? This thing hasn't worked for months! Besides, YOU broke it! Everybody saw!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, this is no time to be pointing fat, doughy fingers. This is the time for you to figure out how you're going to fix it.
:''{A roar was heard from inside the machine.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap was that?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It sounds like the fan's broken! You'll have to get it serviced.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get fan service around here?
:''{A one-sound-channel variant on Trogdor's theme is heard as wings sprout from the top of the cabinet, legs form at the bottom and a beefy arm sticks out from one of the cabinet's sides. The heavy metal version of the theme fades in as it starts chasing Strong Sad out of the room.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{flees}'' Ahhhhhh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{approaches the basement door in awe}'' That may be... the coolest thing... that has ever happened.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' Ahhh! Help!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaves the basement, excited}'' Oh, I gotta see this!

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wonder what's in the box that ghost was pointing out. ''{Looks under the box; cue prompt for the Cheat Commandos action figure found}''

===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' One if by land, two if by sea. Bring one to me!

====8-Bit Lantern → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' Hey, great! My lantern! Thanks, man! I'm Paul Revere!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I wanna ask you a question.
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' Yeah, not to be rude, but I gotta split! These British people are coming, and I really should tell everybody about it. Thanks again for the lantern!
:''{Colonial Ghost #4 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' No, that can't even hold a candle to the object I'm looking for! The clues don't get any clearer than this!

===Couch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Couch, I think you should be in your ''own'' video game: "Couch Quest: The Search for My Butt"!

===TV===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooo, it's time for the 8-hour cartoon block of "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games"! This is the one where some real-world kids get sucked into some video game. Ridiculous.

==Bathroom==

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, I never noticed that box until that friendly ghost pointed it out to me! ''{Looks under the box, finds Stinkoman's boots}'' Stinkoman's whole-lot-cooler robot boots! Now I can totally fly around in space in cool action poses! ''{Strikes a pose}''

===Mirror===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!
:''{Strong Bad looks ahead in silence.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, those ghost stories never wor-
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING''' ''{suddenly appears from behind}'' Come on in here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns around to face the painting}'' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! ''{calms down}'' How does it DO that?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man. Don't know WHAT could be staring back at me.

===Shower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to like playing "Guess who's hiding outside the shower with a knife" with Strong Sad, until that time he panicked and ran around the house all naturale. ''{disgusted}'' Some things were not meant to be seen.

===Sink===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Those cabinets are empty. We used the last of the toilet paper dressing Strong Mad up as "Squarehotep: The vengeful mummy".

===Toilet===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at me. And asks to be sanitized.

==Computer Room==
===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' I unlocked the door to electricity... using a kite. It's a metaphor, work with me here.

====8-Bit Key → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' You have found it! I am free once again! I am Ben Franklin! Thank you, citizen!
:''{Colonial Ghost #3 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' That is not the object I'm looking for! Apparently you haven't unlocked my insultingly obvious riddle!

===Calendar===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta replace this thing with a To-Do list. 1: Save world from dragon. 2: Make To-Do list. 3: Buy socks.

===Floppy Disks===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better keep these disks locked up in case any more videogames come to life.

===Lappy 486===
:{While the ghost sprites are roaming around the house}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way am I going near the Lappy while the house is haunted. ''{turns to the camera}'' I could get sucked into the screen or something.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I heard that's how the Bad Graphics Ghost started! ''{vanishes}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Using the Lappy at any other time would take the player directly to the '''Strong Bad Emails'''.}''

===Light Switch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flicks the switch off and on}'' Whooo, interactivity!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the house is "haunted"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Dangeresque}'' That's a good idea. But it's wrong.

===Power Cord===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, the Lappy's battery lasts about 45 seconds these days. Those EGA graphics don't come cheap, man.

===Rave Switch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... a very special lightswitch rave.
:''{Strong Bad does the usual lightswitch rave, but instead of using ''The System Is Down'' as backing music, ''Trogdor'' is heard in the background.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Trogdor comes... in the night.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the house is "haunted"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Dangeresque}'' That's a good idea. But it's wrong.

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm thinking of revising my no loafing policy. Maybe allow loafing during designated hours, or with the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

===Stool===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walks away from the stool}'' Don't tell Stooly I said this, but he's getting a ferocious case of the... ''{emphasized dramatically}'' ...SBEMAIL BOTTOM STANK.

==Hallway==
===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' I dropped mine into the bay! And then I invented beer, or something.

'''Plays the first time Strong Bad speaks to a ghost'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do you video game types always talk in lame clues? Why don't you just tell me what you're looking for?
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' We get more screen time this way!
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' Triple scale for each spoken line of dialog!
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #4:''' What he said!

====8-Bit Teabag → Colonial Ghost====
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game}''
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' You have found it! I am free once again! I am Samuel Adams! Cheers!
:''{Colonial Ghost #1 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' That's not the item I'm looking for. Ahem! I could give you a clue if I weren't so thirsty!

==Kitchen==
===Cereal===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta choke down the rest of that box of Cheat Commandos-Os sometime. Just 23 more box tops, and I can get the free junkyard submarine playset!

===Fridge===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens the fridge door, revealing it to be empty}'' Empty. Fridge, I think you should be in your own videogame: "Fridge Quest: The Search for Serving a Purpose!" ''{slams the door shut}''

===Go Outside===
:'''Before getting the key from Strong Sad'''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Where are you going? You can't take on Trogdor without calling product support first! You'll void your warran-tee! And maybe your bladder!

:'''After getting the key'''
::''{The Trogdor cabinet noticed Strong Bad's presence and flees. Strong Bad proceeds to chase it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Come back here!
::''{The player is automatically taken to the Field at this point.}''

===Strong Sad===
:'''Only present until Strong Bad replaces the Trogdor machine's logic board'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You're finally here! Help me shore up our defenses in case he comes back!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what happened to Trogdor? I expected to see him pummeling and/or burninating you by now.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I told him my plant Charlemagne was a defenseless peasant baby and threw it out the window! When he went after it, I locked the door behind him! That thing is out of control! You've got to get a new logic board and stop him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop him? No, no... it's pronounced "cheer - him - on"! ''{does curved hand gestures on his last line}''

:'''At intervals when in the scene'''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Bar the doors! He'll kill us all!

====Strong Sad → Trogdor====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you see where Trogdor went?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' He's still outside, just waiting for us to let our guard down!

====Strong Sad → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So you finally found a way to put that dead plant out of my misery, huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subdued}'' Charlemagne went out a true hero, defending our house with his final act. He would've wanted it that way.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Charlemagne was a ''he''?

====Strong Sad → Logic Board====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this "logic board" you're babbling about?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' When you broke the machine-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' We never established who broke what!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' -you must've damaged the 8-Bit Containment field! You'll have to call Videlectrix for a replacement. It's the only way for Trogdor to get safely back into the game!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would I want to get him BACK in the game? Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to have my own dragon?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' If Trogdor gets free, the videogame world and the real world will merge! Imagine hearing the repetitive, monophonic music of 8-bit games wherever you are, every second, for the rest of your life!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know! That sounds awesome!
:''{Strong Sad then imitates 8-bit videogame music himself, finally annoying Strong Bad on its fourth repetition.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bitterly}'' All right, I'll fix the machine.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I supposed to get one of those "logic board" things?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You've got to call Videlectrix and order a replacement! Don't you still have Homestar's phone? That you stole? A few months ago? In your room?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enlightened}'' That's right! Man, it's hard to keep up with all the stuff I steal. I should start keepin' a spreadsheet... or a bedsheet... Fredsheet?

====Strong Bad → Cancel====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait here, Junior. I've got a reanimated arcade machine to take care of.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Just you? You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? You said all I have to do is replace some kind of logic board and everything'd be fine. I just need to remember where I put the key to open the Trogdor machine, then grab a logic board somewhere and pop it in! How hard can ''that'' be?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Plenty! But since you never listen to me and you're probably going to do it anyway, take this case key. ''{reveals the key}'' It's the only way to open the cabinet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pinches the key}'' Wait, you've had MY key that opens the Trogdor cabinet this whole time?!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, yes, but I was only holding onto it for you so that you wouldn't lose it like you did with your baby blankey and...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' Shut up. Shut up nine times.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't stand around talking to you. I've got to go vanquish the dragon.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, all right. But wash your hands this time!

==Laundry Room==
===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's an old key}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's an old-timey key! Just look at that resolution!
:''{He takes it}''

===Dryer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Someday I'm gonna learn not to give The Cheat a ride in the dryer on Tacos 'n' Gravy night.

===Pennants===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My CGNU class reunion is in two weeks! I better get working on that novel! And marriage. And hair implants. And build that particle accelerator.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After you remove the ghosts from the house}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From now on, the only kind of spirit I want to see in this house is ''school'' spirit! ''{The following text appears onscreen, and an instrumental version of [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style]] plays}''
<blockquote>STRONG BAD'S cool GAME 
for ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE 
 
Directed .......... Cherry Greg
 
Written ........... A. Chimendez
 
Story .... "Lem" Sportsinterviews
 
Visual fx ........ The Cheat
 
Sounds & Smells ....... Strong Sad
 
Props ............ Douglas
 
Unfunnyness .......... Levert Burtmore
 
Slam Dunks ............ The Deke
 
Best Dennis .............. Dennis
</blockquote>
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that's enough of that.

===Washer===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's still washing all the Dangeresque 3 costumes, so we'll be ready for all the awards ceremonies!

==Living Room==
===Smoke Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Our last, best defense against burnination.

===Window===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, bushes. Any of you start smiling and dancing, and I'm gonna have to come out and put a stop to it. You have been warned.

==Outside==

===On arrival after applying the logic board to the Trogdor machine===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{notices many redcoat ghost sprites appear outside his house}'' Great. And now the house is haunted.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{appears on-screen, frightened}'' G-g-g-ghosts? You go on without me, big guy. I'll stay back in the van with The Cheat!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' 1 - You don't have a van. 2 - I wish I could get rid of you that easily. And 3 - These aren't even the groundskeeper-wearing-a-sheet-covered-in-phosphorescent-paint kinda ghosts, anyway! They're from "Spirits of 76" ''{emphasized with a dramatic, shaky voice}'', that Bicentennial-themed game where you're a big, spooky pixel running a black screen picking up ''other'' spooky pixels.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Are they... ''{gulps}'' ...spooky GHOST pixels? ''{vanishes}''

===After getting thrown out by the ghosts===
'''Occurs if Strong Bad allows the Redcoat Ghosts to get too close after entering with the Light Musket'''

:'''HOMESTAR:''' Kicked out on your keester again, huh? Dang old ghosts got the best of ya?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! ''{Brandishes the light musket}'' This gun's enough to take out all those stupid ghosts!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, but don't forget to fire it! This one time, I was using to to stir my tea (Earl Grey, with honey, no sugar) and then the doorbell rang—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Don't make me come in there!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh, stupid Redcoats! Need a taste of The Shot Heard Round Their Boontockles!

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks under the box}'' Ah, I was wondering where the box for my "Lady Crate Ape" game had gone to... I mean Strong Sad's "Lady Crate Ape" game... that sucks, and he sucks, too, because of it.

===Front Door===
:'''If entering the house unarmed'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the house to see everything is pitch black}'' How am I supposed to see anything in here?
::''{A group of ghosts surround him.}''
::'''GHOSTS:''' LEAVE THIS PLACE!
::''{The ghosts throw Strong Bad out of the house, causing him to land on his chest.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' Ow! Why don't you try doing that to my face, stupid ghost!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{appears next to Strong Bad}'' I think they just DID do'd that to your face.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to Homestar, annoyed}'' No they didn't! Besides, it was too dark to tell. If I could just find that Light Musket peripheral that came with the game, then we'd see who's knocking whom out of whom's house.
::''{Homestar vanishes.}''

:'''If entering armed'''
::''{Strong Bad activates the light musket and shines it all over the house (it is the only source of light in the otherwise pitch-black house), eventually landing on The Cheat in Strong Bad's room, cowering behind the Taranchula standee}''
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{terrified The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! Did you unleash vengeful spirits into the house again?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{more terrified The Cheat noises}''
::''{Strong Bad shines the light on a ghost}''
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' ''{in the hall between the living room and Strong Bad's Room}'' He removed the cartridge while it was loading and trapped us here forever!
::'''GHOSTS:''' SAVE US!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' ''{in Strong Mad's Room}'' Save me— er, yeah, us!
::''{Return to Strong Bad}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Forever, huh? We'll see what ol' Muskie here has to say about that!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #3:''' ''{in the computer room}'' Your gun is useless against the sprites of liberty!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' Separate rendering layer, Jack! Deal with it!
::'''COLONIAL GHOST #1:''' You must return the items we have lost!
::''{The Paper comes down and provides the instructions on how to play "Redcoat Ghost Patrol"}''
::'''INSTRUCTIONS:''' Help the colonial ghosts and avoid the redcoat ghosts! Use the right mouse button to fire your light musket.
::''{The game [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]] begins}''

===Mailbox===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens the mailbox}'' No mail? There's ALWAYS cool stuff in or around my mailbox. ''{closes the mailbox}'' I blame Trogdor for this.

====Gel-Arshie → Mailbox====
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Special delivery. ''{Deposits a red box}'' It's red, just like me!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally didn't see that cardboard box before. How did you do that?
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{Shouting}'' It's 'cause I'm an abomination! ''{Creepily}'' And now, I'm gonna follow you EVERYWHERE! ''{Goes away. Strong Bad jiggles uncomfortably}''

===Red Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box, finds a card}'' A Good Graphicketeers card! This one is for the 360 flapjack to junk in the trunk trick for Pro Fruitboarder.

==Strong Bad Emails==
====When sitting down====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT!

====When deleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dee! Lee! Ted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' El Deleto Grande!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Survey says: Deleted!

''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''

====When undeleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more!

''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''

====E-mail 1: Good Graphicketeers====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Good Graphicketeers</div>
Ahoy, Good Graphicketters! 
Take a whiff of the all the pixel-packed fun coming your way 
from Videlectrix! 
Celebrate the "Fright"centennial with Spirits of '76 and its 
"Revolutionary" new light musket attachment! The ladder 
-building action of Mista Fixit will have you riveted to your 
Fun Machine! Maybe include the Mrs. with Lady Crate Ape 
from Videlectrix for Her! Experience the mild, sports type 
gameplay of the Videlectrix Halfathlon. 
And please, for the love of Pete, don't forget old favorites 
like Peasant's Quest and Stinkoman (not available in some 
territories). And kids, keep your eyes peeled for our 
collectible trading cards, probably buried or hidden near 
you!
</blockquote>

''{After reading the greeting, Strong Bad exclaims "Oh boy, it's the Videlectrix newsletter!"; he also omits the first "the" in the following sentence.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another great newsletter! Looks like Videlectrix upgraded their ''computer''! (Singlular.) The last "e-mail" I got from them was hand-written on a napkin and shoved under my door.

====E-mail 2: personality quiz====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>personality quiz</div>
Strong Bad! 
Which Cheat Commando are you most like and why? 
 
Curious, 
Doug M, Vermont 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad over-emphasizes the greeting and follows it up with "What?!? Don't sneak up on me like that!". He also reads the sender's name as "Dug 'em, VerMONT".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Is this one of those lame internet personality quizzes that people are always forwarding me? Like "Which character from ''The Color Purple'' are you?" That thing said I was a Celie when everybody knows I'm a Squeak! ''{clears screen}'' Anyways, my favorite Cheat Commando would have to be Gunhaver. Because out of all the action figures I've melted with a soldering iron, he turned into the coolest abomination. Now I call him Twig, Rusty Nail, Some Dead Bugs, and Right Leg of Other Action Figure Haver. But my second choice would be any of the ruthless TOPPLEGANGERS! The sometimes good guys, most-time bad guys guns-for-hire! I don't even have their action figures, but I have a feeling they'd be reeeeeeal melty.

====E-mail 3: trogdor us storng bad====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>trogdor us storng bad</div>
what gives in peasants quest it says that nobody can beat 
TROGDOR but i thought storng bad could beat anybody so 
my question is who would win in a fight you or TROGDOR? 
 
manny
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the entire email without pausing for breath, over-emphasizes Trogdor's name and reads his name as mis-spelt.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Manny? Manny who? Manny e-mails are better written than this one? Manny people have asked me to use the shift key but I refuse to listen? ''{clears screen}'' Of course I would win! I birthed Trogdor! It's like how your dad always shellacs you at tennis even when he's 70 years old. He knows all your moves! You wouldn't know it to look at him, but that beefy arm has no backhand. And his net game is practically non-existent. I could easily take him in straight sets. ''{realizes the subject matter}'' Oh wait. You asked about a fight... with a dragon... that breathes fire... Hmmm. Maybe I ''should'' come up with some kinda non-tennis related plan to defeat that guy.

====E-mail 4: Death====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Death</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I think you have the best taste in videogames and are never 
wrong. But my brother just got this new game where you 
can't die at all, you just get stuck! I think this is boring 
but what do you think about games where you can't die? 
 
John Platz, AK
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad adds "You're my new best friend" after reading the first sentence, and reads AK as "Ack!".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A videogame where you can't die? No, that doesn't sound boring at all, it sounds... ''{suddenly stops typing and falls snoringly asleep for a few seconds}'' ...no offence... ''{wakes up, starts typing again}'' ...wha?!? Sorry. Nodded off there. ''{clears screen}'' But seriously, what are you supposed to do in a game where you can't die? Pick up things? Talk to people? Talk to people about things you just picked up? Let me be first in line NOT to play that game. Sometimes I try to die in games that don't even LET you die. Like Solitaire. I swear if I keep playing 2 cards of the same suit on top of each other, that one-eyed jack'll jump out and stab the crap outta me!

==Strong Bad's Room==
===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's a feather pen}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Wow. It's an enormous... feather. I'm learning so much about history right now.
:''{He takes it}''

===Fun Machine===
:'''Before the ghost sprites get released'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Spirits of '76? Whoa, this is that haunted historical hadventure game that came with that awesome Light Musket peripheral! ''{Looks around}'' Oh man, where's the Light Musket? I gotta find that thing!

:'''While the ghost sprites are roaming around the house'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not playing any games while the house is still haunted. I don't want anybody sneaking up behind me.

:'''After the ghost sprites are gone'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{First time only}'' "Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder"? The Cheat must've changed the cartridge without turning the machine off first. Even though, it clearly says on the box that doing so could result in loss of data and/or the physical manifestation of spectral entities. I might as well see if it's worth the zero dollars I paid for it.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to shred some serious air with my totally gelatinous bromide Gel-Arshie!
::''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad playing the game on the TV. The Videlectrix title is displayed, followed by the Stinkoman 20X6 version of the Videlectrix Mascot appearing. The Videlectrix music plays, with Strong Bad humming with it}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as the Mascot trips and falls; to the logo's music}'' Wipe-out.
::''{The Gel-Arshie game title screen is displayed, as Gel-Arshie slides across the screen to the right side on a surfboard. The control instructions are displayed}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{First time only}'' Okay, let me see how this game works.
::''{He plays the game}''

====Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder → Kill Screen====
:''{The game screen switches to a series of pink text strings flashing, followed by a brief flash of Gel-arshie's face, followed by all the lines having the text "All work and no fruit makes Gel-Arshie a dull boy". After a further few flashes, Gel-Arshie's face could be seen much clearer. Eventually, the screen zooms in on his nose, and he starts to squeeze out of the TV.}''
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{struggling}'' Eerrrrgggghhh...
:''{Gel-Arshie frees himself from the TV and starts hovering towards Strong Bad, now backing away to the entrance of his room. Then he suddenly edged forward, causing Strong Bad to fall backwards.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaaargh!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Hey kids! I'm Gel-Arshie and I'm in your house! ''{Strong Bad gets up and continues to back away again.}'' You tired old snacks can- ''{realizes that he's not a sprite anymore, and surprises Strong Bad from behind}'' AHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEGS?!?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{panicked}'' Ahhhh! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!
:''{Gel-Arshie vanishes. Strong Bad looks around for him, only to see him re-appear from behind the Taranchula standee.}''
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Just kiddin'! You tired old snacks can go to bed, my fruitactular taste turns everything RED! ''{The entire room glows red on the end of his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disguisted}'' Euglh! Just join my party already!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{edges closer towards Strong Bad}'' Sure thing, kid! I'll follow you EVERYWHERE! ''{vanishes}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unsettled}'' Man, I HATE that... guy.
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' GEL-ARSHIE has joined your party!

====At intervals while playing====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cower at the feet of my awesome moves!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This game is like pure, undiluted 1989 concentrate.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this game is making me hungry.

====End of level====
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Radical!
:{{short hr}}
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Extreme!
:{{short hr}}
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Dude-acious!

====When losing a life====
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Bogus!
:{{short hr}}
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' Gnarly!

====When getting a new high score====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A new high score!

===Messy Pile===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta be all kinds of cool stuff in here... ''{starts searching through it}'' Cool and moist... ''{disgusted}'' ...best not think about that. ''{pulls out a cell phone}'' A-ha! Homestar's cell phone! I probably shouldn't have dialled the Ukranian Weather Update Line and left it on all these months. ''{raises the phone to his head}''
:'''UKRANIAN OPERATOR:''' Is still very cold!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the phone away}'' I hope Homestar's got some crazy roll-over minutes!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought I set this pile on fire a few months ago! Talk about spontaneous re-generation.

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{boredly, eyes half-closed}'' Once again, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Taranchula Black Metal Detector and Shovel Attachment. ''{takes it}''

===Seven Track===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even without an "on" button, speakers, or any place to insert recorded media, this seven track still has the best sound. Just listen to that thing resonate!

===Taranchula Standee===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had The Cheat distract Strong Mad while I snuck into his room and stole back my Taranchula cardboard cutout. ''{turns to the camera}'' Of course, Strong Mad is also distracted by dim lights, grass growing, and the rotation of the earth, so I probably could've saved myself the trouble.

===The Cheat===
:'''At game start'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, you know you gotta ask permission before you can play with or be around the Fun Machine.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pleadingly, holding a game cartridge}'' Meehhh, meh!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Especially when it's to put crap like ''this'' in there. ''{reads the game name}'' Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder? That's the promo shovelware I got for sending in the proofs of purchase from all that Jela-Ton I won in the Race to the End of the Race! Those things are ''never'' any good! Say it with me, The Cheat...
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{slow and by-rote The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously with The Cheat}'' Licenced videogames are never good.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't look so down, The Cheat! I'll let you watch me play lots of games later!

:''''While the ghost sprites are roaming around the house'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't be such a baby, The Cheat. They're just 8-bit ghosts.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frightened}'' Meeeeeek!

===Videlectrix Poster===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet that place with all the flying videogames looks WAY cooler in person!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the ghost sprites have gone}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That place looks way cooler on the poster.

===End of Redcoat Ghost Patrol game===
:''{After the colonial ghosts receive their artifacts, the lights turn back on and the redcoat ghosts are sucked into the Fun Machine}''
:'''REDCOAT GHOST:''' Blimey!
:''{Strong Bad enters the room brandishing his light musket}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, stupid ghosts, shoo! Go off and show up as unexplained blurs and mysterious photographs or something!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{appears next to Strong Bad}'' Ghost photography ain't no joke, Strong Bad. You too can take pictures that look like you sneezed on 'em.
:''{Homestar disappears}''

==Strong Mad's Room==

===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's a lantern}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like a box. With a line in it. Maybe a lantern?
:''{He takes it}''

===Colonial Ghost===
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' My single greatest claim to fame's the fancy way I signed my name!

====8-Bit Quill Pen → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' You have found it! I am free once again! I am John Hancock! Make sure your family's insured in the event of an emergency.
:''{Colonial Ghost #2 disappears}''

====Any other item → Colonial Ghost====
:'''COLONIAL GHOST #2:''' That's not what I'm looking for. Would you like me to draw you a picture? No wait, I can't without my item, can I?

===Closet Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know I don't want to look inside there, but I just can't stop myself...
:''{Strong Bad opens the door with his eyes shut. When he opens them... he sees that the closet it empty.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha? ''{turns away from the closet}'' Where'd the painting go?
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{suddenly appears from behind}'' Come on in here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces the painting}'' AAGGGGHH! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie!

===Dresser===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, how come Strong Mad can't have Chinese stars and girlie magazines hidden in here like ''all'' good older brothers?

===Dumbell===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's... heavy.

===Painting===
:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! ''{recovers from the jibblies fit}'' Man, that painting is creepy!

==Strong Sad's Room==

===8-Bit Artifact===
:''{Seen only during the "Redcoat Ghost Patrol" game; it's a teabag}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I've got no idea what this is, but I bet I'm gonna need it.
:''{He takes it}''

===Bookcase===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's one of my Videlectrix Good Graphicketeers cards! ''{card appears on screen}'' "Carpal Tunnel Connie". ''{unamused}'' Wow, that... is not funny. People must've had a different sense of humor way back in... ''{reads the card}'' "Printed in 2006?" Oh.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad knows better than to leave his books out where I can... ''{gestures with his hands}'' ..."edit" them.

===sloshy Poster===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad needs to make up his mind about these posters! I've had the same booger stuck to my wall since I was seven.

===Strong Sad's Bed===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is where Strong Sad dreams of impossible things! ''{turns to the camera}'' Like having friends...

{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Other Character Variations

2008-12-22T18:01:04Z

Rexy: oh... wait. I should have figured that he was mentioned as opposed to being physically present >.>

A list of all minor character variations that don't have a more exact category.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description !! Appearances
|-
|[[Image:Afro.PNG|150px|"Coach Z's hair looks kinda funny."]] || '''Afro [[Coach Z]]''' as he looked when [[Strong Bad]] was a youngster. He had a photo taken in these times in 1974, which is his favorite personal photo, as it was "in the prime of [his] dating year". || [[stand-up]], [[record book]], [[what I want]] (photo ornament), [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] (photo ornament, also see below)
|-
|align=center | [[Image:mustachioedHR.png|He's a long 'stache man.]] || '''Mustachioed Homestar Runner''' appeared alongside [[Homestar Runner]] throwing confetti to promote [[Bubs]]'s "Bubsotathon" on [[Senorial Day]]. He was obscured by the edge of the screen, and you could only see his mustache by viewing the Flash file. It is not currently known whether he is a true separate character or simply a strange occurrence of the Homestar Runner world. The email [[lady...ing]] points toward the latter, as it seems it is the real Homestar with a fake mustache. || [[Senorial Day]] (Easter egg behind the black), [[lady...ing]] (Easter egg), [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]], [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
|[[Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|150px|"Yes, I'm still out of town."]] || ''Main article:'' [[Cardboard Marzipan]] || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Quality Time]] (Easter egg), [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
|[[Image:PomPomSnowman.png|150px|Sponsored by Dolly Madison!]] || '''Snowman Pom Pom''' is a snowman made in [[Pom Pom]]'s likeness. || [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
|[[Image:sbemail47.PNG|150px|"What do you say there, Buckethand?"]] || '''Buckethand Strong Bad''' with a bucket and bullhorn for hands. || [[new hands]]
|-
|[[Image:coachzed.png|150px|Coach Zed]] || '''Coach Zed''' is a name [[Strong Bad]] makes up for the Canadian pronunciation of [[Coach Z]]. Strong Bad then thinks that he would prefer calling Coach Z that name after saying it. He believes that if he called Coach Z "Coach Zed," he wouldn't suck so bad. The "Z" emblem on Coach Z's body has been replaced with a "D". He is clearly drawn in the style of Charles Schulz, cartoonist of the famous "[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]" comic strip. He wears facial hair, a collar and a rumpled fedora, just like [[Wikipedia:Spike_%28Peanuts%29|Spike]], one of Snoopy's brothers. He kind of resembles "Coach Backwards N" from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook]]. || [[do over]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Tofu Homestar.png|75px|"Put your head back on right this minute!"]]</center> || '''Tofu Homestar''' is a tofu sculpture with Homestar's face and star drawn on it, designed to make Marzipan think he's still there when he in fact is not. His head frequently slides off and falls onto the ground. Tofu Homestar appears again in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. (''See main article: [[Tofu Homestar]])'' || [[The Luau]], [[Luau Main Page]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Cyclops Homestar.png|60px|"Marzipan! There's only one of you!"]]</center> || '''Cyclops Homestar''' is one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. As implied by the name, he only has one eye. His eye is very similar to the fake one he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]]. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Freaky Marzipan.png|75px|"I think we're gonna become fast friends!"]]</center> || '''Freaky Marzipan''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He/she has horrible teeth and a distorted voice. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:French Homestar.png|75px|"Oh, gettin' lucky tonight..."]]</center> || '''French Homestar''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He talks with a heavy [[French]] accent and acts very refined. He has black Donald Trump style comb-over or toupee. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Dogfoodgangsta.png|170px|"Canned or dry, we neva die."]]</center> || '''Dogfood Gangsta''' is a version of Strong Bad from an Easter egg in [[pizzaz]]. || [[pizzaz]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|170px|"Apparently, I'm not the Poopsmith."]]</center> || '''Strong Bad/The Poopsmith''' is a kind of hypothetical mix between [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith]]. He is The Poopsmith with Strong Bad's legs, head and shape of gloves. He was created after Strong Bad's failed attempt at convincing everyone The Poopsmith was really him. || [[secret identity]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar in CD form.PNG|170px|Homestar's weight in free sign-up CDs.]]</center> || '''CD Homestar Runner''' is a variation of Homestar Runner made up of [[Wikipedia:compact discs|compact discs]]. It consists of enough Internet sign-up [[Wikipedia:CD-ROM|CD-ROM]]s to equal Homestar's weight.|| [[isp]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:StrongMadRetirementB.png|170px|House-Mouth!]]</center> || '''House-Mouth Strong Mad''' is [[Strong Mad]] with a large mouth shaped like a house, part of [[Strong Bad]]'s Amazing Feats of Wonder. Strong Bad describes him as a "landlocked leviathan" who subsists on outdated electronics, such as the [[Compy 386]]. || [[retirement]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Character Ornaments.PNG|170px|Tree Country USA]]</center> || '''Strong Sad''', '''Bubs''', '''Homestar''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Strong Bad''', '''Coach Z''', and '''The King of Town''' as '''ornaments''' on [[The Decemberween Tree]]. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Mad Present.PNG|170px|"Happy Decemberween!"]]</center> || '''Strong Mad''' as a '''present'''. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:2046 Pom Pom and Strong Sad.png|170px|"Get the leotard!"]]</center> || '''2046 Pom Pom''' and '''Strong Sad''' are how [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] appear in 2046. They try to stop the zombie uprising on March 31st by activating the doomsday device. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Zombie Strong Bad.png|170px|"Sorry, everybody. Funeral's over!"]]</center> || '''Zombie Strong Bad''' is how [[Strong Bad]] appears after his death. He was preserved "fetal pig-style" in a large jar, but he later comes back to life at his funeral after seeing [[Strong Sad]], dressed in a leotard, do an interpretive dance in his memory. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Easter egg toon.png|170px|Egg-style]]</center> || '''Homestar Runner''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Marzipan''', and '''Strong Bad''' as '''Easter eggs'''. || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_cottagecheese.PNG|170px|"i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese."]]</center> || '''Cottage Cheese Strong Bad''' is a mock-up of [[Strong Bad]] stuffed with cottage cheese. It was presumably created by Strong Bad to avoid doing work at [[The Office]]. It has Strong Bad's face crudely drawn on it, and it has a speech bubble over it reading, "hello, i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese." Its head eventually falls off, causing [[Homestar Runner]] to say, "What the pfargtl?" || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Bad as Gene.png|170px|"Hi, Gene!"]]</center> || '''Gene''' is the character Strong Bad plays in [[Embarrassing Educational Films]]. He has good hygiene and rich parents. He is popular at school but doesn't get good grades. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar Runner as John.png|170px|"Hi, John!"]]</center> || '''John''' is the character Homestar Runner plays in Embarrassing Educational Films. He is a sloppy 5th grader with poor hygiene and no friends. John is what Strong Bad imagines John Katulla, the writer of [[hygiene]], to be like. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-id="Onion_Bubs"
|<center>[[Image:Onion Bubs.png|170px|The fan favorite]]</center>||'''Onion Bubs''' is an onion version of [[Bubs]]. He is a replacement for [[Original Bubs]] and a fan favorite. Since [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad#original|made up Original Bubs]], it is more than likely he made up Onion Bubs. || Email [[original]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] (mentioned)
|-
|<center>[[Image:Gel-Arshie.png|170px|"I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school!"]]</center>|| In a promo for a new [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]] jello product, Marshie becomes "[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-Arshie]]", the new mascot made of gelatin. || Email [[winter pool]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[8-Bit Is Enough]]
|}

{{minorcharactervariationslist}}

Other Character Variations

2008-12-22T16:37:52Z

Rexy: it surprises me that no one added Gel-Arshie's latest appearance yet >.>

A list of all minor character variations that don't have a more exact category.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description !! Appearances
|-
|[[Image:Afro.PNG|150px|"Coach Z's hair looks kinda funny."]] || '''Afro [[Coach Z]]''' as he looked when [[Strong Bad]] was a youngster. He had a photo taken in these times in 1974, which is his favorite personal photo, as it was "in the prime of [his] dating year". || [[stand-up]], [[record book]], [[what I want]] (photo ornament), [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] (photo ornament, also see below)
|-
|align=center | [[Image:mustachioedHR.png|He's a long 'stache man.]] || '''Mustachioed Homestar Runner''' appeared alongside [[Homestar Runner]] throwing confetti to promote [[Bubs]]'s "Bubsotathon" on [[Senorial Day]]. He was obscured by the edge of the screen, and you could only see his mustache by viewing the Flash file. It is not currently known whether he is a true separate character or simply a strange occurrence of the Homestar Runner world. The email [[lady...ing]] points toward the latter, as it seems it is the real Homestar with a fake mustache. || [[Senorial Day]] (Easter egg behind the black), [[lady...ing]] (Easter egg), [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]], [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
|[[Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|150px|"Yes, I'm still out of town."]] || ''Main article:'' [[Cardboard Marzipan]] || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Quality Time]] (Easter egg), [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
|[[Image:PomPomSnowman.png|150px|Sponsored by Dolly Madison!]] || '''Snowman Pom Pom''' is a snowman made in [[Pom Pom]]'s likeness. || [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
|[[Image:sbemail47.PNG|150px|"What do you say there, Buckethand?"]] || '''Buckethand Strong Bad''' with a bucket and bullhorn for hands. || [[new hands]]
|-
|[[Image:coachzed.png|150px|Coach Zed]] || '''Coach Zed''' is a name [[Strong Bad]] makes up for the Canadian pronunciation of [[Coach Z]]. Strong Bad then thinks that he would prefer calling Coach Z that name after saying it. He believes that if he called Coach Z "Coach Zed," he wouldn't suck so bad. The "Z" emblem on Coach Z's body has been replaced with a "D". He is clearly drawn in the style of Charles Schulz, cartoonist of the famous "[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]" comic strip. He wears facial hair, a collar and a rumpled fedora, just like [[Wikipedia:Spike_%28Peanuts%29|Spike]], one of Snoopy's brothers. He kind of resembles "Coach Backwards N" from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook]]. || [[do over]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Tofu Homestar.png|75px|"Put your head back on right this minute!"]]</center> || '''Tofu Homestar''' is a tofu sculpture with Homestar's face and star drawn on it, designed to make Marzipan think he's still there when he in fact is not. His head frequently slides off and falls onto the ground. Tofu Homestar appears again in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. (''See main article: [[Tofu Homestar]])'' || [[The Luau]], [[Luau Main Page]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Cyclops Homestar.png|60px|"Marzipan! There's only one of you!"]]</center> || '''Cyclops Homestar''' is one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. As implied by the name, he only has one eye. His eye is very similar to the fake one he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]]. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Freaky Marzipan.png|75px|"I think we're gonna become fast friends!"]]</center> || '''Freaky Marzipan''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He/she has horrible teeth and a distorted voice. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:French Homestar.png|75px|"Oh, gettin' lucky tonight..."]]</center> || '''French Homestar''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He talks with a heavy [[French]] accent and acts very refined. He has black Donald Trump style comb-over or toupee. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Dogfoodgangsta.png|170px|"Canned or dry, we neva die."]]</center> || '''Dogfood Gangsta''' is a version of Strong Bad from an Easter egg in [[pizzaz]]. || [[pizzaz]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|170px|"Apparently, I'm not the Poopsmith."]]</center> || '''Strong Bad/The Poopsmith''' is a kind of hypothetical mix between [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith]]. He is The Poopsmith with Strong Bad's legs, head and shape of gloves. He was created after Strong Bad's failed attempt at convincing everyone The Poopsmith was really him. || [[secret identity]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar in CD form.PNG|170px|Homestar's weight in free sign-up CDs.]]</center> || '''CD Homestar Runner''' is a variation of Homestar Runner made up of [[Wikipedia:compact discs|compact discs]]. It consists of enough Internet sign-up [[Wikipedia:CD-ROM|CD-ROM]]s to equal Homestar's weight.|| [[isp]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:StrongMadRetirementB.png|170px|House-Mouth!]]</center> || '''House-Mouth Strong Mad''' is [[Strong Mad]] with a large mouth shaped like a house, part of [[Strong Bad]]'s Amazing Feats of Wonder. Strong Bad describes him as a "landlocked leviathan" who subsists on outdated electronics, such as the [[Compy 386]]. || [[retirement]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Character Ornaments.PNG|170px|Tree Country USA]]</center> || '''Strong Sad''', '''Bubs''', '''Homestar''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Strong Bad''', '''Coach Z''', and '''The King of Town''' as '''ornaments''' on [[The Decemberween Tree]]. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Mad Present.PNG|170px|"Happy Decemberween!"]]</center> || '''Strong Mad''' as a '''present'''. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:2046 Pom Pom and Strong Sad.png|170px|"Get the leotard!"]]</center> || '''2046 Pom Pom''' and '''Strong Sad''' are how [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] appear in 2046. They try to stop the zombie uprising on March 31st by activating the doomsday device. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Zombie Strong Bad.png|170px|"Sorry, everybody. Funeral's over!"]]</center> || '''Zombie Strong Bad''' is how [[Strong Bad]] appears after his death. He was preserved "fetal pig-style" in a large jar, but he later comes back to life at his funeral after seeing [[Strong Sad]], dressed in a leotard, do an interpretive dance in his memory. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Easter egg toon.png|170px|Egg-style]]</center> || '''Homestar Runner''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Marzipan''', and '''Strong Bad''' as '''Easter eggs'''. || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_cottagecheese.PNG|170px|"i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese."]]</center> || '''Cottage Cheese Strong Bad''' is a mock-up of [[Strong Bad]] stuffed with cottage cheese. It was presumably created by Strong Bad to avoid doing work at [[The Office]]. It has Strong Bad's face crudely drawn on it, and it has a speech bubble over it reading, "hello, i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese." Its head eventually falls off, causing [[Homestar Runner]] to say, "What the pfargtl?" || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Bad as Gene.png|170px|"Hi, Gene!"]]</center> || '''Gene''' is the character Strong Bad plays in [[Embarrassing Educational Films]]. He has good hygiene and rich parents. He is popular at school but doesn't get good grades. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar Runner as John.png|170px|"Hi, John!"]]</center> || '''John''' is the character Homestar Runner plays in Embarrassing Educational Films. He is a sloppy 5th grader with poor hygiene and no friends. John is what Strong Bad imagines John Katulla, the writer of [[hygiene]], to be like. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-id="Onion_Bubs"
|<center>[[Image:Onion Bubs.png|170px|The fan favorite]]</center>||'''Onion Bubs''' is an onion version of [[Bubs]]. He is a replacement for [[Original Bubs]] and a fan favorite. Since [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad#original|made up Original Bubs]], it is more than likely he made up Onion Bubs. || Email [[original]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Gel-Arshie.png|170px|"I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school!"]]</center>|| In a promo for a new [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]] jello product, Marshie becomes "[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-Arshie]]", the new mascot made of gelatin. || Email [[winter pool]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[8-Bit Is Enough]]
|}

{{minorcharactervariationslist}}

Other Character Variations

2008-12-22T16:36:11Z

Rexy: new appearance for onion bubs

A list of all minor character variations that don't have a more exact category.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description !! Appearances
|-
|[[Image:Afro.PNG|150px|"Coach Z's hair looks kinda funny."]] || '''Afro [[Coach Z]]''' as he looked when [[Strong Bad]] was a youngster. He had a photo taken in these times in 1974, which is his favorite personal photo, as it was "in the prime of [his] dating year". || [[stand-up]], [[record book]], [[what I want]] (photo ornament), [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] (photo ornament, also see below)
|-
|align=center | [[Image:mustachioedHR.png|He's a long 'stache man.]] || '''Mustachioed Homestar Runner''' appeared alongside [[Homestar Runner]] throwing confetti to promote [[Bubs]]'s "Bubsotathon" on [[Senorial Day]]. He was obscured by the edge of the screen, and you could only see his mustache by viewing the Flash file. It is not currently known whether he is a true separate character or simply a strange occurrence of the Homestar Runner world. The email [[lady...ing]] points toward the latter, as it seems it is the real Homestar with a fake mustache. || [[Senorial Day]] (Easter egg behind the black), [[lady...ing]] (Easter egg), [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]], [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
|[[Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|150px|"Yes, I'm still out of town."]] || ''Main article:'' [[Cardboard Marzipan]] || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Quality Time]] (Easter egg), [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
|[[Image:PomPomSnowman.png|150px|Sponsored by Dolly Madison!]] || '''Snowman Pom Pom''' is a snowman made in [[Pom Pom]]'s likeness. || [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
|[[Image:sbemail47.PNG|150px|"What do you say there, Buckethand?"]] || '''Buckethand Strong Bad''' with a bucket and bullhorn for hands. || [[new hands]]
|-
|[[Image:coachzed.png|150px|Coach Zed]] || '''Coach Zed''' is a name [[Strong Bad]] makes up for the Canadian pronunciation of [[Coach Z]]. Strong Bad then thinks that he would prefer calling Coach Z that name after saying it. He believes that if he called Coach Z "Coach Zed," he wouldn't suck so bad. The "Z" emblem on Coach Z's body has been replaced with a "D". He is clearly drawn in the style of Charles Schulz, cartoonist of the famous "[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]" comic strip. He wears facial hair, a collar and a rumpled fedora, just like [[Wikipedia:Spike_%28Peanuts%29|Spike]], one of Snoopy's brothers. He kind of resembles "Coach Backwards N" from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook]]. || [[do over]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Tofu Homestar.png|75px|"Put your head back on right this minute!"]]</center> || '''Tofu Homestar''' is a tofu sculpture with Homestar's face and star drawn on it, designed to make Marzipan think he's still there when he in fact is not. His head frequently slides off and falls onto the ground. Tofu Homestar appears again in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. (''See main article: [[Tofu Homestar]])'' || [[The Luau]], [[Luau Main Page]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Cyclops Homestar.png|60px|"Marzipan! There's only one of you!"]]</center> || '''Cyclops Homestar''' is one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. As implied by the name, he only has one eye. His eye is very similar to the fake one he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]]. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Freaky Marzipan.png|75px|"I think we're gonna become fast friends!"]]</center> || '''Freaky Marzipan''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He/she has horrible teeth and a distorted voice. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:French Homestar.png|75px|"Oh, gettin' lucky tonight..."]]</center> || '''French Homestar''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He talks with a heavy [[French]] accent and acts very refined. He has black Donald Trump style comb-over or toupee. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Dogfoodgangsta.png|170px|"Canned or dry, we neva die."]]</center> || '''Dogfood Gangsta''' is a version of Strong Bad from an Easter egg in [[pizzaz]]. || [[pizzaz]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|170px|"Apparently, I'm not the Poopsmith."]]</center> || '''Strong Bad/The Poopsmith''' is a kind of hypothetical mix between [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith]]. He is The Poopsmith with Strong Bad's legs, head and shape of gloves. He was created after Strong Bad's failed attempt at convincing everyone The Poopsmith was really him. || [[secret identity]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar in CD form.PNG|170px|Homestar's weight in free sign-up CDs.]]</center> || '''CD Homestar Runner''' is a variation of Homestar Runner made up of [[Wikipedia:compact discs|compact discs]]. It consists of enough Internet sign-up [[Wikipedia:CD-ROM|CD-ROM]]s to equal Homestar's weight.|| [[isp]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:StrongMadRetirementB.png|170px|House-Mouth!]]</center> || '''House-Mouth Strong Mad''' is [[Strong Mad]] with a large mouth shaped like a house, part of [[Strong Bad]]'s Amazing Feats of Wonder. Strong Bad describes him as a "landlocked leviathan" who subsists on outdated electronics, such as the [[Compy 386]]. || [[retirement]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Character Ornaments.PNG|170px|Tree Country USA]]</center> || '''Strong Sad''', '''Bubs''', '''Homestar''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Strong Bad''', '''Coach Z''', and '''The King of Town''' as '''ornaments''' on [[The Decemberween Tree]]. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Mad Present.PNG|170px|"Happy Decemberween!"]]</center> || '''Strong Mad''' as a '''present'''. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:2046 Pom Pom and Strong Sad.png|170px|"Get the leotard!"]]</center> || '''2046 Pom Pom''' and '''Strong Sad''' are how [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] appear in 2046. They try to stop the zombie uprising on March 31st by activating the doomsday device. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Zombie Strong Bad.png|170px|"Sorry, everybody. Funeral's over!"]]</center> || '''Zombie Strong Bad''' is how [[Strong Bad]] appears after his death. He was preserved "fetal pig-style" in a large jar, but he later comes back to life at his funeral after seeing [[Strong Sad]], dressed in a leotard, do an interpretive dance in his memory. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Easter egg toon.png|170px|Egg-style]]</center> || '''Homestar Runner''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Marzipan''', and '''Strong Bad''' as '''Easter eggs'''. || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_cottagecheese.PNG|170px|"i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese."]]</center> || '''Cottage Cheese Strong Bad''' is a mock-up of [[Strong Bad]] stuffed with cottage cheese. It was presumably created by Strong Bad to avoid doing work at [[The Office]]. It has Strong Bad's face crudely drawn on it, and it has a speech bubble over it reading, "hello, i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese." Its head eventually falls off, causing [[Homestar Runner]] to say, "What the pfargtl?" || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Bad as Gene.png|170px|"Hi, Gene!"]]</center> || '''Gene''' is the character Strong Bad plays in [[Embarrassing Educational Films]]. He has good hygiene and rich parents. He is popular at school but doesn't get good grades. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar Runner as John.png|170px|"Hi, John!"]]</center> || '''John''' is the character Homestar Runner plays in Embarrassing Educational Films. He is a sloppy 5th grader with poor hygiene and no friends. John is what Strong Bad imagines John Katulla, the writer of [[hygiene]], to be like. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-id="Onion_Bubs"
|<center>[[Image:Onion Bubs.png|170px|The fan favorite]]</center>||'''Onion Bubs''' is an onion version of [[Bubs]]. He is a replacement for [[Original Bubs]] and a fan favorite. Since [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad#original|made up Original Bubs]], it is more than likely he made up Onion Bubs. || Email [[original]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Gel-Arshie.png|170px|"I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school!"]]</center>|| In a promo for a new [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]] jello product, Marshie becomes "[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-Arshie]]", the new mascot made of gelatin. || Email [[winter pool]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|}

{{minorcharactervariationslist}}

Talk:Website Sightings

2008-12-22T14:48:47Z

Rexy: /* Most likely STUFF'd or won't count */

Do we add like any website that has anything to do with homestarrunner, like an easter egg website or a mention.
: As long as it's relevant and significant. If someone's weblog mentions H*R.com, no one cares. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:23, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

My personal website has one of the old banners on it with a link to H*R. Is it worth mentioning? If it is, is it ok just to mention it without the link? I wouldn't want to put it out to a massive public like the WIKI readers or anything, since it is a personal site.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 02:34, 13 October 2005 (UTC)

Speaking of Atari Age, would this count? [http://www.atariage.com/forums/index.php?s=cb27a435584f5cca67a6bc12e0acafce&showtopic=73280 Homsar]

In the last panel of [http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040426 this] CTRL-ALT-DELETE comic, Ethan says "I'm crying on the inside. Homsar refrence? -TheJapaneseGeek

== Kingdom Hearts ==
Could I add the reference to Homestar from the web cartoon Kingdom Hearts Chronicles? [[Image:Kingdomhomestar.JPG|thumb|Graffiti on the wall, right under the caption]]

--[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]]

:Already there, man. Though you should probably look at [[Animation Sightings]]. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 21:03, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==The Tenkay Commotion.com==

On the comic "Stage 3: Time for plan B" page 15 one of the characters says "Talkin bout my email (But I'll never ever ever ever sing a song by Strong Bad)"

== Cleanup ==

Many items here don't name the site, or are alphabetized strangely. As is, it's a pretty unwieldy page. Someone should take this on as a pet project. (Not me tho.) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:12, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
:Spelling fixed, alphabetizing fixed, all the ones that don't exist anymore i think are out.. anything else?--{{User:Collin/sig}} 22:23, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
Who in their right mind alphabetizes "The ..." under "T"? Unless it's The Cheat or something, articles are ALWAYS dropped. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:33, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
:The computer does, for one thing... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::But it's incorrect contexually. I'm going to be adamant here, I'm afraid.... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:38, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
::'''EDiT:'''I do think we should count the second word after any "the"s, though. SO, I agree with ya. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:36, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
:::See, you're smart! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:38, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
::::Now, now. We don't want to say some people are unsmart. Thanks for the compliment, anyways. :-) {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:41, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
:::::That was a non-exclusive "smart" comment. It should not be read to imply that any other individual is quantitatively less smart. So long as they drop articles when alphabetizing, that is. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
::::::It appears that the alphabetical concernes have been addressed. I'm removing the cleanup notice for now. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 16:22, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Oh was that me? oops. i'll remember that one.--{{User:Collin/sig}} 13:20, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Hunt 3 ==

There's a game on www.diseasedproducts.com called Homestar Hunt 3 which has you shooting Homestar in the first 3 levels, and, in the final level, shooting Strong Bad in a giant mech. I know this because I played it once. :wierd anime tear thingy: Also, a cheat for more than enough money to get the best stuff is "dik"It's fun when you just wanna get rid of stress, as long as you don't play the 4th level. you have health, because SB can shoot you back. The first level is the most fun with all the best stuff in the game. [[User:Itsame|Itsame]]
:Doesn't seem to be a real site, (or a game one anyway..) if you find the real site, possibly even to the game itself, i could put it in. and screenshots are good too.--{{User:Collin/sig}} 22:21, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

== 24-bit Theater ==

We now have 8-bit Theater linked in three places - once here, once in comics, and once in animations. The content partially repeats itself between them. We should standardize them (either by splitting the content, or putting the content all in one place). Which way, people? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:52, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
:My opinion: an animated cartoon goes on Animation. A static cartoon goes on Comics. A non-cartoon but on a website goes on Website. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

== Best Page In The Universe first account ==
"...and according to his book signing tour in 2006, he likes Strong Bad." This could have been a lie by the IP address.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 05:15, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

== August 17 Youtube sighting ==

[http://www.youtube.com YouTube] is currently down for updates and maintenance. However, if you go to their page, their will be a random photo of their offices. 2 of the shots show a The Cheat plushie sitting on a bookshelf. {{User:The_Spainish_Inquisition/sig}}

== Olde English + Beanies ==

In the sketch [http://www.oldeenglish.org/jurassicpark.html Jurrasic Park], Joel Clark and Caleb Bark seem to be wearing what I thought were Homestar Runner beanies. The logo looks like an HR thing. However, I can't find that kind of beanie in the store or in the wiki. Could someone explain this for me? --[[User:Pladams9|Pladams9]] 02:18, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

:I watched the whole thing and saw nothing even remotely reminiscent of H*R. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:31, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

::I just thought that I had seen the red/white/blue star that was on their beanie caps. Thought it might be H*R seeing as it's a star and the H*R website uses that color scheme for the Homestar. Must have seen it somewhere else, though. --[[User:Pladams9|Pladams9]] 15:11, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

== Battery images - Objection! ==

Go check out the Engrish.com website (link provided). At the bottom of the page, underneath the image, the webmaster has found a link pointing to a site where, it seems, the Bros. have found the battery images used in the sbemail in question. He even says that people have been telling him it's from H*R! Maybe we should call this a fake.
:I'm fairly sure the webmaster at Engrish is mistaken, and that the site that has those images also took them from H*R.com. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:58, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

== Funny Junk Banner? ==

Should we put one of those Parental Discretion Advised signs on the Funny Junk part? I've been there a lot and it's mostly ALL, as Strong Bad would say, "a bunch of crazy crap". -{{User:WeirdAl/sig}} 18:31, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

== Homestar Runner Wiki Sightings? ==

I'm just wondering if we have a page for other websites that link to HRWiki. Many other wikis do, including Wikipedia and the Interactive Fiction Wiki (on the Thy Dungeonman 3 page, next to the link, they said we have an "extraordinary amount of detail" about the game). Would this be too much of a hassle to do or not pertain to Homestar Runner enough? I think it's a good idea personally and would be more than willing to make the page. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 15:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

:Pages that are about/link to HRWiki: [[HRWiki:Articles about HRWiki]]. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 15:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::I know that, but those website sightings are purely ''about'' HRWiki, not just linking to it. The media in Sightings reference H*R, but they're not reviewing it or something. I thought we should have a page similar to Sightings for the HRWiki. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 15:13, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::No, no, they're pretty much all articles or texts about the HRWiki. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 15:15, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::That's what I was trying to say. By Sightings, I mean [[Sightings|this one]], not [[HRWiki:Articles about HRWiki|this one]]. Do you sort of see what I mean? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 15:18, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::Oh, you mean like, if HRWiki is mentioned on some show, or website, we list it? Naw, I think we're fine just linking to pages that only give in-depth information about the HRWiki. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 15:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::If I read you correctly, you want to go farther than note pages that discuss the wiki and also note pages that just link here? I'm thinking that'd be a useless exercise. The Articles page is there to document the impact we have had on the H*R community for good or bad. But mere links here - that's not really offering anyone anything of value, I'm thinking. It's one thing to note links to H*R because it demonstrates their cultural significance, but we aren't in the business of demonstrating ''our'' cultural significance. We document H*R and to the extent we're described as a good, bad or some other type resource, that's notable as an example of how well we do what we do. (Am I making any sense? It's kinda early for me...) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 15:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not early for me, but I'm editing in my bed as we speak (type?). Maybe I'm just delusional from reading all of Addict 2006's Wikipedia userboxes (you try it sometime!). -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 15:36, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

== April Fools 2006 Wikipedia ==

A screenshot [[Wikipedia:Image:Baleeted.png]] from [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense#April fools 2006]] had a "Delete" tag renamed "Baleeted". --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 16:33, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

It is now officially under [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:April_fools/April_Fools'_Day_2006]]. The image still works. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 14:04, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== How notable? ==

Is {{inlinecontentwarning}} {{pl|l=http://norbizness.com/archives/002122.html this site}} even remotely notable? I ran into it the other day and thought that it was cool they referred to H*R, but it's just a blog. Still I wanted to post about it in case there's a glimmer of a hope of a chance that there's some notability to it. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 00:47, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

== Belle of the Ball ==

[http://www.addictinggames.com/belleoftheball.html This] game is on Addicting Games. Is this a reference to halloweener or this that an actual phrase? [[User:D&d greg|D&d greg]] 01:32, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

:See [http://www.answers.com/topic/belle-of-the-ball-for-orchestra?cat=entertainment here] for a real long view. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:39, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

== FFXIclopedia.org...... It's Dot Com! ==

That is the new banner on Final Fantasy XI's Wikipedia site (now officially PlayOnline advocated since Feb2007). It is to signify the fact they could afford to buy the FFXIclopedia.com domain. There is no way at all you can tell me that it isn't a Homestar reference. The wording and everything is exact. I am writing this here because I can't complain if I'm proven wrong here, but I can (and probably would because I am a jerk) if it is deleted from the main page of this. Now for the operative question....Does This Count? [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 17:53, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

In my haste I forgot a VERY, VERY, VERY important detail that could justify even adding it. It is one of their temporary banners that will only be up for about 3 months, if even that. The thought occurred to me right before I left to watch MythBusters. You guys argue over it. I'll be back in about 2 hours from this post. [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 18:06, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

== Page Reorg ==

Of the Sightings group, this page (naturally) seems to get the most activity. With over 100 sightings and exceeding WikiMedia's 32kb warning, this page is in need for a reorganization. Anyone have any ideas how to do a reorg? Splitting A-N, M-Z? Having collapsing letter categories? Mass removal? Other ideas? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:33, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

== Why? ==
I put a youtube sighting and a FlyingFlamingo.com sighting, and both of 'em are deleted. Does it have to have something? Why are they deleted?- LordJ
:Don't know. Why are you asking this? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 23:27, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Can someone please REALLY answer me? I didn't make that JUST to put it on here!!
:I did answer. Probably, not a really needed comment. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:07, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh! I thought that was sarcasm! Well, I'm going to re-post it! And NOBODY deletes it! Ceez! It's not like it's against the rules to post a totally relevent article!! OH, YEAH... THAT'S WHAT THIS WIKI IS ALL ABOUT!! Huff, puff, huff, puff..... Alright I'm better now!- [[User: LordJ|It's that guy! With that plane!]]

== another addicting one ==

i found another game on addicting games that has the [[Homestarmy]] motto. on portal flash version, in the description.

== CSS fixing? ==

What about the "Dress Up Barack Obama" code? It kind of bugs me a little how it goes off screen and the background peeks out. And I even have a good screen width (1280px). Could anyone put in a span tag to fix this without messing the code up? I've tried what I know for CSS, but I can't seem to fix it. --[[User:71.157.162.191|71.157.162.191]] 20:35, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

== Another SA sighting... ==

Today's front page news on SA (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wrestlemania-roster-wwe.php) might be referencing Trogdor - scroll down the page - the last wresteler's signature move is The Burninator.

Cya..

== Speaking of Youtube... ==

I was watching a Super Smash Bros. Brawl video, one of the fake character rosters had Homestar and Strong Bad as playable characters. Coincidental! --[[User:Roboblob|Roboblob]] 14:01, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Arfenhouse ==

Someone go to Newgrounds and check out "Arfenhouse". Those movies have a crap-load of H*R references.
[[User:Not Dennis|Not Dennis]]

== check dis out ==

http://www.arcadecabin.com/play/dangeresque.html {{User:Dr. Savage/sig}} 04:24, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:Doesn't count, since it's just lifting the Roomisode game from TBC. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 04:31, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== Most likely STUFF'd or won't count ==

This was placed in the article just recently:

ScrewAttack

{{sitelanguagenotice}}
In the [http://www.gametrailers.com/player/19276.html Top Ten Best and Worst Gaming Peripherals video] {{inlinecontentwarning|'''''HIGHLY inappropriate''''' material for #1 best peripheral}}, an 8-bit version of the [[20X6]] theme (actually the Rad Racer theme, on which it is based on) is heard while the hosts and the Angry Video Game Nerd discuss the Power Glove (#4 worst peripheral on the list)

Sure I've tweaked it up, but it probably won't count due to it being the Rad Racer theme, which is from a NES game and ScrewAttack specializes in video games. Am I right? --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 13:58, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

:Absolutely. I love the ScrewAttack guys and all, but I too say that this isn't a direct Homestar reference. [[User:Rexy|Rexy-mberween]] ([[User_talk:Rexy|save the rabbits!]]) 14:48, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

A Death Defying Decemberween

2008-12-22T14:42:32Z

Rexy: Again, that's not a piano.

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas08|Hooked on Decemberween|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Death-defying_decemberween_special_screenshot.png‎|thumb|"Death-defying Entertainment!"]]

Homestar plans to sled down a very steep hill on Decemberween, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Steep Deep]]

'''Running Time:''' 5:27

'''Page title:''' Hope it's not too...Late!

== Transcript==
''{The title screen appears, with the words "A Death-Defying Decemberween", a helmet, and some holly. Cut to a snow-covered field, where a group of characters is standing, all dressed in winter attire. Strong Bad enters from the side, carrying some hot chocolate with a few marshmallows inside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Choco-late? Huh?

'''BUBS:''' What a cut-up!

'''COACH Z:''' A real ham!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE FIFTIES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!

''{She takes a cup. Then, Homestar enters from the side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Pssh! Whatever! That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate, I was—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down... the Steep Deep!

''{Cut to a shot of the Steep Deep, a mountain with a slope at an extreme angle}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''COACH Z:''' The Steep Deep! No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!

'''BUBS:''' You'll break your face into an unrecognisable clump!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, dog! No way, Bubs! My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognisable clump"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What about the rest of you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll ask them later. ''{leans in toward Strong Bad}'' Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30. ''{leaps into the air}'' Death-defying entertainment! ''{"tainment" echoes a few times}''

''{the scene cuts to the title card, now showing an image of Homestar's jump}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.

''{applause. The scene fades into a set for a decorated home. Homestar stands in front of the piano. He is wearing a jacket and tie, and has a pipe in his mouth. Bubs' arm can be scene through the window, periodically throwing snow}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{takes the pipe out}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. ''{sets the pipe on the piano}'' Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones? ''{produces a steamy mug filled with white liquid and red sprinkles and hands it to the viewer's point of view}''

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Ooh!

'''MAN:''' ''{off screen}'' Hot ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better.

''{The camera swings around to the side, revealing Coach Z's arm holding the mug, which quickly moves out of the shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins walking, and a wall calendar comes into view. It reads: December 24 "The D'weeve, yo!"}'' You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment. That's why, this Decemberween I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{collective gasps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ducks down, then pops up closer to the camera}'' I might could die. ''{the audience laughs}''

''{the doorbell rings}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder who that could be?

''{the door swings open, revealing Bubs, who is carrying a cardboard box with a bow on it. The audience laughs and cheers as Bubs waves.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!

''{the audience laughs. Homestar and Bubs also fake laughter. Coach Z's arm can now be seen throwing snow outside the window.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in, Bubs. Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?

'''BUBS:''' I'd love to! ''{a wreath frames the scene, which goes out of focus and sparkles appear, all accompanied by a small harp strum}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks over to the piano, where Homestar is}'' Well, open it up!

''{Homestar takes the box and opens it, pulling out a small sled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gee whiz! ''{audience oohs and ahhs}'' A brand new sleddin' board! That's what I needed for the Steep Deep!

'''BUBS:''' And I pre-printed an epitaph on there, ''{camera shows the epitaph on the sled, which reads: "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer <strike>and Father of Six</strike>"}'' so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it! ''{audience laughs}''

''{camera zooms in on Homestar, who groans long and loud}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mouth wiggles}'' Gulp! ''{audience laughs}''

''{cut to the Brothers' Strong's Basement, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch in front of the TV}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots! ''I'' should be the one sitting on a flimsy holiday-themed set on a soundstage promoting ''my'' upcoming daredevilry! ''{dejectedly}'' Stupid conditions of my parole!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps off the couch}'' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{begins to walk off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where d'you think ''you're'' going?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanitory The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs his gloves together}'' This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat. Which, of course, makes it ''very'' suspicious! As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, ''{grabs the mug sitting next to him}'' I'm gonna find out what he's up to. ''{Strong Bad slurps noisily from the mug}'' Oh. That's good jones.

''{iris to a shot at the foot of the Steep Deep at night. Strong Bad sneaks in from the left and ducks behind a bush}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peers out from behind the bush}'' What the crap?

''{over-the-shoulder shot from behind Strong Bad, revealing Homestar and The Cheat dumping snow on a mattress}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, The Cheat. ''{sets shovel down}'' Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one. ''{begins shoveling again}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh? I wonder what would happen without that mattress there... ''{scratches his chin}'' Hmm...

''{scene fades out}''

''{record scratch. Scene immediately brightens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!

''{scene fades out again}''

''{Another record scratch. Scene immediately brightens again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was really wondering for a second there.

''{scene cuts to the next day, where the crowd is gathered in front of the Steep Deep.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover; over loudspeaker}'' Ladies and gentlemen, here he is! ''{cut to a long shot of the Steep Deep, where Homestar is perched precariously on top}'' The man that's about to do a thing! Homestar Runner!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not very good at speeches...! ''{slight echo}''

''{long, expectant pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans forward and sleds down the hill}'' WAAAAAH! ''{continues screaming throughout}''

''{silhouetted shot of Homestar sledding down the incline.}''

''{several rapidly changing shots of a blurry Homestar speeding down the hill, and of the shocked expressions of the crowd. The shots get closer and change more quickly until it cuts back to the silhouetted shot, where Homestar reaches the bottom of the hill, flips 90 degrees, and lands gently, with a small ding. Triumphant fanfare.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{waving arms wildly}'' He made it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' I made it!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also surprised}'' He made it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around, then gets up}'' ''{angrily}'' The Cheat! What happened to my mattress filled with hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, that mattress was full of danger? Why would you want to land on something like that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking up}'' All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dully sarcastic}'' Oh, the joy and the glory. ''{angrily}'' Because I ''safely'' made it down the Steep Deep, ''{dully sarcastic again}'' I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking away}'' Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year. ''{Homestar hangs his head and walks off with her}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grinning widely}'' Have fun, Homestar! ''{waves}'' Thanks for the death-defying entertainment! ''{turns to The Cheat}'' I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving ''{pulls out the pipe}'' bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family ''{the piano backdrop lowers into place}'' is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. ''{wreath frame appears}'' ''{pulls out a plank of wood with some nails stuck in it}'' Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again. ''{tosses the plank to The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{rears back with the plank, as the soft focus and sparkle filters reappear with the harp flourish}''

''{cut to a black screen reading "The End." just as the plank hits Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OW! ''{the audience laughs}''

''{cut to Homestar and Marzipan (partly out of frame) seated in wooden chairs. Homestar is once again wearing his suit and tie, and still wearing the helmet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{faking laughter}'' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. ''{dully sarcastic}'' Brown sweater. ''{holds up the sweater}'' It's like you read my mind. ''{turns}'' And my compliments to the chef. The food was atrocious.

''{cut back to the "The End." screen, which now also has a "back" button}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Parole is a court-approved early release from prison on certain conditions specified by the court. Violation of these conditions mean the person in question is returned to prison to complete their sentence
*An epitaph is a message printed or engraved into a gravestone explaining the person's achievements.

===Trivia===
*You can hear one of the audience screaming "[[Onion Bubs]]" (a reference to the email [[original]]) when Bubs enters the TV show set.
*[[The Stick]] is seen stuck in the head of the snowman at the beginning.
*This is the first time you see Homestar in long pants.

===Remarks===
*Homestar Runner has a [[Smoking|pipe]] at the beginning of his televised Decemberween special.
*Homestar Runner wears brown [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] during his televised [[Decemberween]] special.
*Homestar and Marzipan head over to her [[parents|parents']] house at the end.

===Goofs===
*While sledding down the Steep Deep, Homestar Runner appears to be tilting backwards when the screen pans out to a silhouette of the hill, both as he starts to move down the hill and as he lands, although he is seen sitting up in the sled during his multiple high-speed close-ups between the two times that the silhouette of the hill is shown.
*The epitaph cannot be seen on the sled after it is shown on the TV show set.
*On the TV show set, Homestar Runner's outfit buttons left side over right, but while presumably wearing the same outfit sitting next to Marzipan at the end of the toon, it buttons right side over left. Men's shirts usually button left side over right.
*After Coach Z pulled the Jones off screen during Homestar Runner's televised special, Homestar's Jacket shading becomes lighter than the actual Jacket.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's calendar in his televised special says "The D'weeve, yo!", which is a reference to the calendar in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*Homestar Runner and Strong Bad refer to drinking [[jones]], a hot liquid which resembles milk with red sprinkles on top.
*Marzipan mentions Strong Bad's Hot Choco as a "wonderful byproduct of his parole", implying that Strong Bad had been in [[jail]] before this cartoon.
*Strong Bad's Great Grandmother was last referenced in [[Looking Old]]
*Homestar referring to himself as homestarrunner.com is an instance of [[breaking the fourth wall]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:xmas08.html|Watch "A Death-Defying Decemberween"]]
*[[HR:xmas08.swf|View the Flash file for "A Death-Defying Decemeberween"]]
*[[Forum:14958|Forum thread re:A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

{{decemberweennav}}

[[Category:Decemberween]]

Subtitles:xmas08/en

2008-12-22T11:37:18Z

Rexy: success. happy x-berween :)

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
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<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">What a cut-up!</line>
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<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">THE '50S!</line>
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<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">That's right! This Decemberween,</line>
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<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">I'll ask them later.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Just mark your caledars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30.</line>
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<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</line>
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<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones?</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Hot what?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">That's better.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">That's why, this Decemberween I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">I might could die.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><sfx>doorbell</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">I wonder who that could be?</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">laughing and cheering</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>laughing and cheering</sfx><other volume="0.6">Onion Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">fake laughter</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">fake laughter</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Come on in, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">I'd love to!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="homestar">Well, open it up!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">parcel opening</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">And I pre-printed an epitaph on there,</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">long groan</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Gulp!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">I should be the one sitting in a flimsy holiday-themed set</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">on a soundstage promoting my upcoming daredevilry!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Stupid conditions of my parole!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Where d'you think you're going?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">explanitory The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping noises</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>The man that's about to do a thing!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">I'm not very good at speeches...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">suspensful music</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">suspensful music</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">suspensful music</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">suspensful music</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">suspensful music</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">crashing noises</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><coachz>He made it!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><homestar>I made it?!</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">He made it?!</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What happened to my mattress</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Wait, that mattress was full of danger?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to land on something like that?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, the joy and the glory.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Because I safely made it down the Steep Deep,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Have fun, Homestar! Thanks for the death-defying entertainment!</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">I gotta give Homestar credit.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>whack</sfx><strongbad>OW!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fake laughter</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">And my compliments to the chef.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">The food was atrocious.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:xmas08/en

2008-12-22T10:55:05Z

Rexy: mmmm... this IS good jones.

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
{{inprogress|Rexy}}
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<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Hot choco, everyone!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Hope it's not too... late!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Hope it's not too... late!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Choco? Late?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Choco? Late?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Chocolate? Huh?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">What a cut-up!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">A real ham!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">THE '50S!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Whatever!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate i-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate i-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">That's right! This Decemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">The Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">You'll break your face into an unrecognisable clump!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">No way, dog! No way, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognisable clump"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">What about the rest of you?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">I'll ask them later.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Just mark your caledars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Death-defying entertainment! (echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</announcer><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>piano playing</sfx><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones?</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Hot what?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">That's better.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">That's why, this Decemberween I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">I might could die.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><sfx>doorbell</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">I wonder who that could be?</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">laughing and cheering</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>laughing and cheering</sfx><other volume="0.6">Onion Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">fake laughter</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">fake laughter</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Come on in, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">I'd love to!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="homestar">Well, open it up!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">parcel opening</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">And I pre-printed an epitaph on there,</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">long groan</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Gulp!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">I should be the one sitting in a flimsy holiday-themed set</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">on a soundstage promoting my upcoming daredevilry!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Stupid conditions of my parole!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Where d'you think you're going?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">explanitory The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping noises</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap? </line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
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Subtitles:xmas08/en

2008-12-22T10:28:19Z

Rexy: "ONION BUBS!" :D

A Death Defying Decemberween

2008-12-22T10:00:51Z

Rexy: That's not a piano :p

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas08|Hooked on Decemberween|Homestarloween Party}}

Homestar plans to sled down a very steep hill on Decemberween, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:'''

'''Running Time:''' 5:27

'''Page title:''' Hope it's not too...Late!

== Transcript==
''{The title screen appears, with the words "A Death-Defying Decemberween", a helmet, and some holly. Cut to a snow-covered field, where a group of characters is standing, all dressed in winter attire. Strong Bad enters from the side, carrying some hot chocolate with a few marshmallows inside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Choco-late? Huh?

'''BUBS:''' What a cut-up!

'''COACH Z:''' A real ham!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE '50S!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!

''{She takes a cup. Then, Homestar enters from the side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Pssh! Whatever! That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate, I was—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down... the Steep Deep!

''{Cut to a shot of the Steep Deep, a mountain with a slope at an extreme angle}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''COACH Z:''' The Steep Deep! No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!

'''BUBS:''' You'll break your face into an unrecognisable clump!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, dog! No way, Bubs! My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognisable clump"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What about the rest of you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll ask them later. ''{leans in toward Strong Bad}'' Just mark your caledars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30. ''{leaps into the air}'' Death-defying entertainment! ''{"tainment" echoes a few times}''

''{the scene cuts to the title card, now showing an image of Homestar's jump}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.

''{applause. The scene fades into a set for a decorated home. Homestar stands in front of the piano. He is wearing a jacket and tie, and has a pipe in his mouth. Bubs' arm can be scene through the window, periodically throwing snow}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{takes the pipe out}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. ''{sets the pipe on the piano}'' Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones? ''{produces a steamy mug filled with white liquid and red sprinkles and hands it to the viewer's point of view}''

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Ooh!

'''MAN:''' ''{off screen}'' Hot ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better.

''{The camera swings around to the side, revealing Coach Z's arm holding the mug, which quickly moves out of the shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins walking, and a wall calendar comes into view. It reads: December 24 "The D'weeve, yo!"}'' You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment. That's why, this Decemberween I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{collective gasps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ducks down, then pops up closer to the camera}'' I might could die. ''{the audience laughs}''

''{the doorbell rings}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder who that could be?

''{the door swings open, revealing Bubs, who is carrying a cardboard box with a bow on it. The audience laughs and cheers as Bubs waves.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!

''{the audience laughs. Homestar and Bubs also fake laughter. Coach Z's arm can now be seen throwing snow outside the window.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in, Bubs. Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?

'''BUBS:''' I'd love to! ''{a wreath frames the scene, which goes out of focus and sparkles appear, all accompanied by a small harp strum}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks over to the piano, where Homestar is}'' Well, open it up!

''{Homestar takes the box and opens it, pulling out a small sled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gee whiz! ''{audience oohs and ahhs}'' A brand new sleddin' board! That's what I needed for the Steep Deep!

'''BUBS:''' And I pre-printed an epitaph on there, ''{camera shows the epitaph on the sled, which reads: "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer <strike>and Father of Six</strike>"}'' so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it! ''{audience laughs}''

''{camera zooms in on Homestar, who groans long and loud}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mouth wiggles}'' Gulp! ''{audience laughs}''

''{cut to the Brothers' Strong's Basement, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch in front of the TV}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots! ''I'' should be the one sitting on a flimsy holiday-themed set on a soundstage promoting ''my'' upcoming daredevilry! ''{dejectedly}'' Stupid conditions of my parole!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps off the couch}'' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{begins to walk off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where d'you think ''you're'' going?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanitory The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs his gloves together}'' This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat. Which, of course, makes it ''very'' suspicious! As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, ''{grabs the mug sitting next to him}'' I'm gonna find out what he's up to. ''{Strong Bad slurps noisily from the mug}'' Oh. That's good jones.

''{iris to a shot at the foot of the Steep Deep at night. Strong Bad sneaks in from the left and ducks behind a bush}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peers out from behind the bush}'' What the crap?

''{over-the-shoulder shot from behind Strong Bad, revealing Homestar and The Cheat dumping snow on a mattress}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, The Cheat. ''{sets shovel down}'' Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one. ''{begins shoveling again}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh? I wonder what would happen without that mattress there... ''{scratches his chin}'' Hmm...

''{scene fades out}''

''{record scratch. Scene immediately brightens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!

''{scene fades out again}''

''{Another record scratch. Scene immediately brightens again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was really wondering for a second there.

''{scene cuts to the next day, where the crowd is gathered in front of the Steep Deep.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover; over loudspeaker}'' Ladies and gentlemen, here he is! ''{cut to a long shot of the Steep Deep, where Homestar is perched precariously on top}'' The man that's about to do a thing! Homestar Runner!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not very good at speeches...! ''{slight echo}''

''{long, expectant pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans forward and sleds down the hill}'' WAAAAAH! ''{continues screaming throughout}''

''{silhouetted shot of Homestar sledding down the incline.}''

''{several rapidly changing shots of a blurry Homestar speeding down the hill, and of the shocked expressions of the crowd. The shots get closer and change more quickly until it cuts back to the silhouetted shot, where Homestar reaches the bottom of the hill, flips 90 degrees, and lands gently, with a small ding. Triumphant fanfare.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{waving arms wildly}'' He made it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' I made it!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also surprised}'' He made it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around, then gets up}'' ''{angrily}'' The Cheat! What happened to my mattress filled with hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, that mattress was full of danger? Why would you want to land on something like that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking up}'' All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dully sarcastic}'' Oh, the joy and the glory. ''{angrily}'' Because I ''safely'' made it down the Steep Deep, ''{dully sarcastic again}'' I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking away}'' Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year. ''{Homestar hangs his head and walks off with her}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grinning widely}'' Have fun, Homestar! ''{waves}'' Thanks for the death-defying entertainment! ''{turns to The Cheat}'' I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving ''{pulls out the pipe}'' bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family ''{the piano backdrop lowers into place}'' is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. ''{wreath frame appears}'' ''{pulls out a plank of wood with some nails stuck in it}'' Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again. ''{tosses the plank to The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{rears back with the plank, as the soft focus and sparkle filters reappear with the piano flourish}''

''{cut to a black screen reading "The End." just as the plank hits Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OW! ''{the audience laughs}''

''{cut to Homestar and Marzipan (partly out of frame) seated in wooden chairs. Homestar is once again wearing his suit and tie, and still wearing the helmet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{faking laughter}'' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. ''{dully sarcastic}'' Brown sweater. ''{holds up the sweater}'' It's like you read my mind. ''{turns}'' And my compliments to the chef. The food was atrocious.

''{cut back to the "The End." screen, which now also has a "back" button}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*You can hear one of the audience screaming "[[Onion Bubs]]" (a reference to the email [[original]]) when Bubs enters the TV show set.

===Remarks===
*Homestar Runner wears brown [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] during his televised [[Decemberween]] special.
*Homestar and Marzipan head over to her [[parents|parents']] house at the end.
*When Marzipan notes that Homestar Runner will be able to eat brunch with her at her parents' house, the small wisp of black smoke that rises from above his head resembles a climber on the mountain in the final frame before the smoke disappears.

===Goofs===
*While sledding down the Steep Deep, Homestar Runner appears to be tilting backwards when the screen pans out to a silhouette of the hill, both as he starts to move down the hill and as he lands, although he is seen sitting up in the sled during his multiple high-speed close-ups between the two times that the silhouette of the hill is shown.
*The epitaph cannot be seen on the sled after it is shown on the TV show set.
*On the TV show set, Homestar Runner's outfit buttons left side over right, but while presumably wearing the same outfit sitting next to Marzipan at the end of the toon, it buttons right side over left. Shirts usually button left side over right.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner and Strong Bad refer to drinking [[jones]], a hot liquid which resembles milk with red sprinkles on top.

==External Links==
*[[HR:xmas08.html|Watch "A Death-Defying Decemberween"]]
*[[HR:xmas08.swf|View the Flash file for "A Death-Defying Decemeberween"]]
*[[Forum:14958|Forum thread re:A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

[[Category:Decemberween]]

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2008-12-22T09:39:25Z

Rexy: sub time! hope it's not too... late?