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Main Page Messages

2009-08-31T13:32:40Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

[[Image:Main Page Message.PNG|thumb|225px|Precursor to sbemail podcast]]
The '''Main Page messages''' alert visitors to what's new at [[homestarrunner.com]]. The messages usually appear early on Monday morning to let people know that a new toon or Strong Bad Email will be released [[New Toon Soon|soon]]. They are located at the top right corner of most [[Main Pages]], and generally change color (and sometimes wording) when rolled over or clicked. The entries are displayed using the font [[Fonts#Potrzebie|Potrzebie]]. This article lists all known messages featured on the Main Pages.
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! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
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| email soon || || [[Strong Bad Email]] Menu || green || Often used if an email will be released before the end of the week or day. On March 12, 2007, it linked to a [[404'd]] page which was later replaced with a near-complete version of [[your funeral]]. The message was used on April 9, 2007 to link to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]].
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| new answering machine || || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] Version X.2 || light blue|| Used for new Marzipan's Answering Machine.
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| new sbemail a-comin' || || || green || Occasionally used if an email will be released late Monday.
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| sbemail soon! || || || green || Also used occasionally when an email is late.
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| new strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Most common message.
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| strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Used if something else, like a new toon or short, is released one week after a Strong Bad Email's release date. During some weeks it is not seen at all. During the week of August 27, 2007, there was a "new strong bad email" button for [[hygiene]] and a "strong bad email" button for [[concert]].
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| old strong bad email || || Previous week's email || green || Used to link to an email released the previous week when had been an email the current week also.
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| sbemail podcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || light grey/black || Once changed to "sbemails on ipod!" From early 2006 to July 16, 2007, it was always posted last before the message cycle starts again every week. It began advertising the 2008 podcasts on April 14 and was later removed on June 5.
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| podcast is back! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Later in the first day of the 2008 Podcast releases, the podcast message was changed to this. Currently appears at the end of the message cycle every week.
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| teen girl squad! || || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #X || pink || Used for new Teen Girl Squad issues.
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| new holiday toon || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]].
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| halloween toon! || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween Toons]].
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| new toon soon || || [[New Stuff]] || blue || Used if a new toon or, sometimes, a new short is going to be released late.
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| new short toon! || || || red || Used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]], though on [[Career Day|one occasion]], it led to a big toon.
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| new short! || || || varies || Another one used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]].
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| new main page! || || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] X || yellow/blue || Used for new main pages.
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| quote of the month! || quote of the day! || [[Quote of the Week]] Popup || || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons. Note that when rolled over, the button read "quote of the week!"
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| weekly fanstuff || || [[Weekly Fanstuff]] Popup || yellow || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons.
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| sketchbook || || [[Sketchbook]] Popup || red || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons.
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| sbemails on ipod! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used before the what's new button was changed to "sbemail podcast!".
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| short toon soon! || || || red || Used when a new short will be released soon.
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| new dvd! || || [[Store]] || varies || Notified the releases of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] (with a white message), [[Everything Else Volume 2]] (gold), and [[Everything Else Volume 3]] (red).
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| sbemails return next week! || || || green || Used to notify fans of the end of a break. Used January 15th at the end of the winter break, and August 7th 2007 at the end of the baby break.
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| 10% off sale! || || 10% off sale at the Store || orange/blue ||
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| puppetween || || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] (2004),<br/>[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] (2007) || black ||
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| halloween stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || orange || Used in October 2007 and 2008.
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| wii/PC game out now! || episode X out now! || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || varies || Button doesn't work on [[Main Page 23]].
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| ween toon soon || || A teaser for the next [[Halloween]] special || green || Was first used to link to [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]].
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| new hremail! || || [[Hremail]] #X || green || Was first used to link to [[Hremail 62]].
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| strong bad's cool game! || for Wii and PC! || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || red || Button doesn't work on [[Main Page 23]].
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! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
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| new fan costumes! || || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || black/orange ||
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| marshmallow commercial || || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || light blue || Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
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| 3 new home pages || || [[Main Page 11]] || brown || Posted when main pages [[Main Page 9|9]], [[Main Page 10|10]], and [[Main Page 11|11]] came out. Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
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| pop quiz || || [[Homestar Quiz]] || orange || Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
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| baby trogdors are back! || || [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || blue || Baby clothes are back in stock.
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| trogdor baby clothes || || [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || gold || To advertise the new baby clothes.
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| trogdor's 3rd birthday || || [[Happy Trogday]] || indigo ||
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| 10 years shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs 10th birthday|Homestar's 10th Birthday Shirt]] || yellow || Advertising new 10th anniversary T-Shirt.
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| deck toon || || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || red || Button was renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| 10 years! || || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || blue || Meant to inform people about the 10th anniversary toon.
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| kid speedy version 1.new! || || [[Kid Speedy]] || light blue || Meant to inform people that a new version of kid speedy has been released.
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| Duck Guardian || || [[Duck Guardian One]] || orange ||
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| dungeon man 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange ||
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| super brave!! || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange ||
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| these kids rule || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange || Button renamed the week after Super Brave was released.
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| snow globe || || [[Snow Globe]] || red ||
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| biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || yellow ||
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| more biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || yellow ||
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| new biz cas fri! || || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || light blue ||
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| sign up for h*r updates || || updates@homestarrunner.com || purple || Put up to let people sign up to be informed of new updates on Homestar Runner. [[The Brothers Chaps]] do not check this anymore.
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| puppet thingie || || [[Labor Dabor]] || orange ||
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|get ye flask shirt! || || [[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_get_ye_flask|Get Ye Flask t-shirt]] || Black || Informs people of a new shirt at the [[Store]].
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| 2nd set of figurines!! || || [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurines]] || orange ||
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| dungeonman 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange || Meant to inform people of a new game that had been released.
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| strong bad puppet || || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || yellow ||
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| old timey halloween || || [[That A Ghost]] || white ||
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| workin as fast as we can || || || orange || Meant to inform people that the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|2005 Halloween toon]] was in production.
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| it's still halloween || in certain time zones || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || || The 2005 Halloween toon was released after midnight of Oct. 31, Atlanta time.
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| Coach Z shirt! || || [[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z shirt]] || green ||
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| strong bad email? || || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || green || Posted the week after the [[Compy]] got shotgunned in the email [[virus]].
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| support the municipality || we're onto you || Popup Poster download || dark grey || Released after [[disconnected]] with the other Weeklies.
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| nothing else! || || || blue || Displayed along with "new sbemail" on Jan. 8, 2006, which had been the only update in the past month.
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| atlanta fans click here! || || || white || Regarding [[Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival - 22 October 2005|Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival]]. Posted on Oct. 20, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Thursday, October 20, 2005|here]].
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| h*r at dragoncon! || || || light grey || Regarding DragonCon '05. Posted on Aug. 31, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Wednesday, August 31, 2005|here]].
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| hey, a new toon!! || || [[Cool Things]] || light orange ||
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| old shirts going away || || || || Referring to Homestar Classic and Homestar Running T-shirts. Posted on July 24, 2005.
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| new short shortly || || || grey || Posted before the release of [[Senorial Day]].
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| senorial day! || || [[Senorial Day]] || orange ||
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| sbemail 150?!? || || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || purple || Put up the week before [[Strong Bad Email]] [[alternate universe|#150]] was released.
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| king of town toon! || || [[senior prom]] || || Titled as a joke; button later changed to regular "strong bad email" button.
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| april fool's thing! || || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || blue || The toon it links to was originally put on the main page for [[Holidays|April Fools]].
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| new game preview! || || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || dark blue || Linked to the teaser for [[Peasant's Quest]].
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| peasant's quest! || || [[Peasant's Quest]] || dark brown ||
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| super bowl halftime! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Posted at the halftime of the 2005 Super Bowl.
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| peasant's quest trailer! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| decemberween in july! || || [[Decemberween In July]] || red ||
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| new sbemail part one! || || retirement A || green || Announced the release of part one of [[retirement]].
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| new sbemail part two! || || retirement B || green || Announced the release of part two of [[retirement]]. (note that the message linking to the combined version simply read "Strong Bad Email."
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| short shorts! || || [[Summer Short Shorts]]|| ||
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| weclome back! || || [[Weclome Back]]|| ||The first new toon in over a month.
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| back to our roots! || || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|| ||The first toon in 9 years animated with Mario Paint.
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| holiday toon a-brewin || || || blue || Used shortly before [[Let us give TANKS!]] was released.
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| D'ween shorts! || || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || red ||
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| thanksgiving toon || || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || red ||Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| pumpkin stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || black || Used in October 2006.
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| missing lappy || || [[Lappynapped!]] || black || Took viewers to the teaser for [[retirement]].
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| happy hallow-day || || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || red || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| holiday savings! || || [[Decemberween]] 2006 sale|| dark blue ||
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| teen girl squadcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used instead of "sbemail podcast!" the first time a Teen Girl Squad podcast was made.
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| cool new poster! || || [[Store]] || blue ||
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| cheat plush sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Kick_The_Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] Valentine's Day sale || blue ||
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| dvd combo sale! || || [[Everything Else]] DVD combo || indigo ||
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| 10% off sale! || || [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] || orange || Posted for the semi-annual 10% off sale in the store.
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| new cartoon! || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Note that for about two weeks, the message continued to claim the video was "new."
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| drive thru! || || [[Drive Thru]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| wii owners! || || [[Viidelectrix]], though indirectly || dark red || Posted January 29, 2007 to announce [[Viidelectrix|new Wii versions of games.]] It opens an on-screen message directing visitors to [http://www.videlectrix.com/vii http://www.videlectrix.com/vii]. (It didn't work on Main Pages 22 or 23).
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| kot toon! || || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's release.
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| cardgage shirt! || || [[Senor Cardgage]] shirt || indigo ||
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| pistols for pandas shirt! || || [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] T-shirt || indigo ||
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| hoodies clearance! || || [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts|Hooded Sweatshirt]] clearance || indigo ||
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| poopsmith baby clothes || || [[The Poopsmith]] Baby Clothes || brown ||
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| trogdor for wii! || || [[Viidelectrix]] || red || Posted when wii versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] were released.
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| 2 many knives || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Part of the rap song that [[Crack Stuntman]] sings in the toon has "Kids don't play with too many knives" in the lyrics; the message was renamed about two weeks after the toon's debut.
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| sbemail 169 lost scene! || || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || yellow ||
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| pandas are back! || || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] shirt || blue || Posted after more shirts were made.
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| new big toon! || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red ||
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| dna evidence || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| new sbemail dvd! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] || orange ||
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| you reek-a shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_you_reeka|You Reek-A! T-Shirt]] || blue ||
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| one two, one two! || || [[One Two, One Two]] || yellow || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
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| strong bad sale! || || [[Strong Bad]] sale at the [[Store]] || blue ||
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| date nite! || || [[Date Nite]] || red ||
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| takin' a baby break || || Announcing a short break, linked to a [[:Image:Real Baby Lady Message.png|pop-up message]] || baby blue || Posted after [[Jackie Chapman]]'s new baby was born.
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| ever and more! || || [[Ever and More!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
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| 'new' videlectrix game! || || [[Where's An Egg?]] || red || The word "new" is in quotes because the box and description of the game first appeared in Videlectrix's catalog about 2 1/2 years earlier.
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| where's an egg? || || [[Where's An Egg?]] || red || Button renamed about three weeks after the game's debut.
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| toy sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Collectible_Figurines|Collectible Figurine]] sale || blue ||
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| quality time || || [[Quality Time]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
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| trogdor poster! || || [[Trogdor]] poster || orange ||
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| trogdor tote bag || || Trogdor tote bag || blue ||
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| limozeen vs. sloshy || || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] || red ||
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| sloshy shirt! || || [[Store T-shirts|sloshy T-shirt]] || black || The "o" in "[[sloshy]]" was written in red to resemble the band's logo.
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| new homestar shirt || || [[Store T-shirts|Wind-up Homestar Shirt]] || blue ||
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| october coupon dealie || || October coupon promotion at the [[Store]] || orange ||
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| eh! steve! shirt || || [[Store T-Shirts|Eh! Steve! shirt]] || tan ||
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| stinkoman comic creator || || [[Make-o Your Own Stinko]] || red || Posted the week the game was updated and added to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]].
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| halloween toon! || || [[Jibblies 2]] || green ||
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| fan costumes || || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || orange ||
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| new short soon || || || yellow || Posted while [[Rap Song]] was being completed. Used again before [[Costume Commercial]] was finished.
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| coach z vs. Peacey P || || [[Rap Song]] || blue ||
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| thanksgiving short! || || [[Toikey TV]] || brown ||
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| strong bad zip-up hoodies || || Strong Bad Zip Up Hoodies || light blue ||
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| $2.99 shipping special || || Black Friday 2007 sale || red ||
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| kick the cheat endangered! || || Adopt The Cheat Foundation sale || red || Posted when less than 200 [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat dolls]] were left unpurchased.
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| happy decemberween! || || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || purple ||
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| kick the cheat extinct! || || Adopt The Cheat Foundation || red || Posted when the store was sold out of Kick The Cheat dolls.
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| trogdor sale soon || || [[Store]] || red || Posted a week before [[Trogdor]]'s 5th birthday.
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| podcast returns thursday || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Podstar Runner had previously been discontinued for about three and a half months.
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| podcasts are back! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Podcast Runner returns with [[looking old]].
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| guest wallpaper || || Two sizes of desktop wallpaper featuring [[Trogdor]] as [[:Image:guestwallpapertrogdor.png|drawn by Rob Schrab]]. || yellow ||
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| happy trogday! || || [[Trogday 08]] || green || The button color was changed to red the week after the toon's debut.
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| trogdor sale! || || Trogday 2008 sale || red ||
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| new trogdor shirt! || || Five-dor shirt || blue ||
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| fan wallpaper || || 3D Poopsmith wallpaper || yellow || The wallpaper was created from a picture displayed in the newest [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2008-01-24|Weekly Fanstuff]] at the time.
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| homsar cardgage sale || || Store || orange ||
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| halftime show! || || [[Sloshybowl]] || brown ||
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| old timey toon || || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || gray || The font was written in dark gray.
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| new patches! || || February 2008 patches || red ||
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| non-sequitur champ! || || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || blue ||
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| the pizz t-shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts|The Pizz Shirt]] || red ||
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| limozeen live! || || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || green || On March 31, 2008, the button turned pink and linked directly to the video, skipping a dated poster for the Limozeen concert.
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| blubb-o's! || || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || yellow || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| dvd sale! || || 2008 Easter Egg sale || pink ||
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| eggs! || || [[Rotten Eggs]] || blue ||
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| limozeen show online || || [[Teeg Dougland]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=tdougland YouTube channel] || pink ||
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| game news soon || || || red || Hints at the announcement of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
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| wiiware game! || || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || yellow ||
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| nebulon shirts! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_nebulon|Nebulon T-shirts]] || blue ||
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| workin' on the game || || [[Workin' on the Game]] || red ||
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| t-shirt sale! || || 2008 Memorial Day sale || blue ||
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| t-shirt clearance! || || 2008 Post-Memorial Day Sale || blue ||
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| somber vaction || || [[Somber Vacation]] || dark red ||
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| playdate! || || [[Play Date]] || green || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| sbcg'''4'''ap! || || [[Telltale Games]]' website for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] || yellow ||
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| strong bad on wii! || || [[Telltale Games]]' website for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] || yellow || Button changed from "sbcg'''4'''ap!" to this one month after the button first appeared.
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| homestar t-shirt || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_homestar_classic|Classic Homestar T-Shirt]] || blue ||
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| baloney man || || [[The Baloneyman]] || red || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| strong badman shirt! || || [[Strong Badman]] T-shirt || blue ||
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| new cheat commandos || || [[The Next Epi-snowed]] || red ||
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| wiiware game coming 8/11 || || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || yellow ||
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| powered by the cheat || || [[Trudgemank]] || red ||
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| place ya bets! || || [[Place Ya Bets!]] || light blue ||
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| 200th sbemail! || || [[email thunder]] || green ||
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| red cheat shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_the_cheat|Red The Cheat shirt]] || red ||
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| pixel ghost shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_ghost|Bad Graphics Ghost shirt]] || black || The text changes from white to green (to match the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]) when you roll over the message.
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| limozeen show || || An advertisement for [[Limozeen Live! - 8 Nov 2008]] || lavender ||
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| halloween short! || || [[Costume Commercial]] || yellow ||
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| baddest of the bands! || for wiiware and PC! || [[Baddest of the Bands Promo Spot]] || red ||
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| dangeresque puppets || || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || yellow ||
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| pixel ghost sale! || pixel ghost shirt! || Bad Graphics Ghost shirt || black ||
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| dangeresque 3 wiiware game! || out now for wiiware/PC! || A [[:Image:Dangeresque 3 Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || red ||
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| sbemail dvd 6! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] || orange ||
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| thnikka shirt! || || Thnikkaman T-shirt || dark blue ||
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| new videlectrix game! || || [[Videlectrix]]'s website || green || Posted to announce the release of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].
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| coach z short! || || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || light blue ||
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| SBCG4AP season finale! || featuring Trogdor! || A [[:Image:8-Bit_Is_Enough_Pop_Up.png|pop-up ad]] for [[8-Bit is Enough]] || red ||
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| holiday songs! || || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || green ||
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| holiday toon! || || [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || light blue ||
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| old hremail || || [[Hremail 2000]] || green || Used to link [[Hremail 2000]] after a week.
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| four gregs! || || [[4 Gregs]] || dark blue ||
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| homestar hoodie! || || Homestar Zip Hood || orange ||
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| career day! || || [[Career Day]] || yellow ||
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| new strong bad email ||new strong bad email? || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || green || Not Quite Strong Bad Email as an early [[April Fools' Day]] joke.
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| best of sbemails dvd! || || SBEmails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD || orange ||
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| sbemailiarized! || || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || green || Button changed a week after the toon's debut.
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| cheat song || || [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || red ||
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| donut place! || || [[Donut Unto Others]] || pink || Button changed a week after toon's debut.
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| earthday totebag! || || Green Cheat Tote Bag || brown ||
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| strong bad game on dvd! || || A pop-up ad for [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]] || red || Posted when the DVD became available for preorder.
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| cheat commandos || || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] || light blue ||
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| cheat commandos pt. 2 || || [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] || purple || The button once changed to "cheat commandos pt. 1" when rolled over.
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| kick the cheat contest! || || A pop-up ad for the [[Store#June 3, 2009|Win the last remaining Kick the Cheat]] contest || yellow ||
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| 13% off sale! || || 13th Anniversary Sale || blue/teal || An ad for the [[Store Front Page News 2009#July 20, 2009|"13th Anniversary 13% Off" Sale]]. The button used to not link to the store (or anywhere at all), and for some reason 13% changed to 15% when the button was pressed. This was all fixed later.
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== External Links ==

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Main Page Messages

2009-08-31T13:31:23Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

[[Image:Main Page Message.PNG|thumb|225px|Precursor to sbemail podcast]]
The '''Main Page messages''' alert visitors to what's new at [[homestarrunner.com]]. The messages usually appear early on Monday morning to let people know that a new toon or Strong Bad Email will be released [[New Toon Soon|soon]]. They are located at the top right corner of most [[Main Pages]], and generally change color (and sometimes wording) when rolled over or clicked. The entries are displayed using the font [[Fonts#Potrzebie|Potrzebie]]. This article lists all known messages featured on the Main Pages.
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| email soon || || [[Strong Bad Email]] Menu || green || Often used if an email will be released before the end of the week or day. On March 12, 2007, it linked to a [[404'd]] page which was later replaced with a near-complete version of [[your funeral]]. The message was used on April 9, 2007 to link to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]].
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| new answering machine || || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] Version X.2 || light blue|| Used for new Marzipan's Answering Machine.
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| new sbemail a-comin' || || || green || Occasionally used if an email will be released late Monday.
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| sbemail soon! || || || green || Also used occasionally when an email is late |
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| new strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Most common message.
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| strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Used if something else, like a new toon or short, is released one week after a Strong Bad Email's release date. During some weeks it is not seen at all. During the week of August 27, 2007, there was a "new strong bad email" button for [[hygiene]] and a "strong bad email" button for [[concert]].
|-
| old strong bad email || || Previous week's email || green || Used to link to an email released the previous week when had been an email the current week also.
|-
| sbemail podcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || light grey/black || Once changed to "sbemails on ipod!" From early 2006 to July 16, 2007, it was always posted last before the message cycle starts again every week. It began advertising the 2008 podcasts on April 14 and was later removed on June 5.
|-
| podcast is back! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Later in the first day of the 2008 Podcast releases, the podcast message was changed to this. Currently appears at the end of the message cycle every week.
|-
| teen girl squad! || || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #X || pink || Used for new Teen Girl Squad issues.
|-
| new holiday toon || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]].
|-
| halloween toon! || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween Toons]].
|-
| new toon soon || || [[New Stuff]] || blue || Used if a new toon or, sometimes, a new short is going to be released late.
|-
| new short toon! || || || red || Used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]], though on [[Career Day|one occasion]], it led to a big toon.
|-
| new short! || || || varies || Another one used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]].
|-
| new main page! || || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] X || yellow/blue || Used for new main pages.
|-
| quote of the month! || quote of the day! || [[Quote of the Week]] Popup || || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons. Note that when rolled over, the button read "quote of the week!"
|-
| weekly fanstuff || || [[Weekly Fanstuff]] Popup || yellow || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons.
|-
| sketchbook || || [[Sketchbook]] Popup || red || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons.
|-
| sbemails on ipod! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used before the what's new button was changed to "sbemail podcast!".
|-
| short toon soon! || || || red || Used when a new short will be released soon.
|-
| new dvd! || || [[Store]] || varies || Notified the releases of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] (with a white message), [[Everything Else Volume 2]] (gold), and [[Everything Else Volume 3]] (red).
|-
| sbemails return next week! || || || green || Used to notify fans of the end of a break. Used January 15th at the end of the winter break, and August 7th 2007 at the end of the baby break.
|-
| 10% off sale! || || 10% off sale at the Store || orange/blue ||
|-
| puppetween || || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] (2004),<br/>[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] (2007) || black ||
|-
| halloween stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || orange || Used in October 2007 and 2008.
|-
| wii/PC game out now! || episode X out now! || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || varies || Button doesn't work on [[Main Page 23]].
|-
| ween toon soon || || A teaser for the next [[Halloween]] special || green || Was first used to link to [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]].
|-
| new hremail! || || [[Hremail]] #X || green || Was first used to link to [[Hremail 62]].
|-
| strong bad's cool game! || for Wii and PC! || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || red || Button doesn't work on [[Main Page 23]].
|-
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Special Cases===
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<tr>
<td valign="top">
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
|-
| new fan costumes! || || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || black/orange ||
|-
| marshmallow commercial || || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || light blue || Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
|-
| 3 new home pages || || [[Main Page 11]] || brown || Posted when main pages [[Main Page 9|9]], [[Main Page 10|10]], and [[Main Page 11|11]] came out. Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
|-
| pop quiz || || [[Homestar Quiz]] || orange || Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
|-
| baby trogdors are back! || || [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || blue || Baby clothes are back in stock.
|-
| trogdor baby clothes || || [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || gold || To advertise the new baby clothes.
|-
| trogdor's 3rd birthday || || [[Happy Trogday]] || indigo ||
|-
| 10 years shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs 10th birthday|Homestar's 10th Birthday Shirt]] || yellow || Advertising new 10th anniversary T-Shirt.
|-
| deck toon || || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || red || Button was renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| 10 years! || || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || blue || Meant to inform people about the 10th anniversary toon.
|-
| kid speedy version 1.new! || || [[Kid Speedy]] || light blue || Meant to inform people that a new version of kid speedy has been released.
|-
| Duck Guardian || || [[Duck Guardian One]] || orange ||
|-
| dungeon man 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange ||
|-
| super brave!! || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange ||
|-
| these kids rule || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange || Button renamed the week after Super Brave was released.
|-
| snow globe || || [[Snow Globe]] || red ||
|-
| biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || yellow ||
|-
| more biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || yellow ||
|-
| new biz cas fri! || || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || light blue ||
|-
| sign up for h*r updates || || updates@homestarrunner.com || purple || Put up to let people sign up to be informed of new updates on Homestar Runner. [[The Brothers Chaps]] do not check this anymore.
|-
| puppet thingie || || [[Labor Dabor]] || orange ||
|-
|get ye flask shirt! || || [[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_get_ye_flask|Get Ye Flask t-shirt]] || Black || Informs people of a new shirt at the [[Store]].
|-
| 2nd set of figurines!! || || [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurines]] || orange ||
|-
| dungeonman 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange || Meant to inform people of a new game that had been released.
|-
| strong bad puppet || || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || yellow ||
|-
| old timey halloween || || [[That A Ghost]] || white ||
|-
| workin as fast as we can || || || orange || Meant to inform people that the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|2005 Halloween toon]] was in production.
|-
| it's still halloween || in certain time zones || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || || The 2005 Halloween toon was released after midnight of Oct. 31, Atlanta time.
|-
| Coach Z shirt! || || [[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z shirt]] || green ||
|-
| strong bad email? || || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || green || Posted the week after the [[Compy]] got shotgunned in the email [[virus]].
|-
| support the municipality || we're onto you || Popup Poster download || dark grey || Released after [[disconnected]] with the other Weeklies.
|-
| nothing else! || || || blue || Displayed along with "new sbemail" on Jan. 8, 2006, which had been the only update in the past month.
|-
| atlanta fans click here! || || || white || Regarding [[Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival - 22 October 2005|Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival]]. Posted on Oct. 20, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Thursday, October 20, 2005|here]].
|-
| h*r at dragoncon! || || || light grey || Regarding DragonCon '05. Posted on Aug. 31, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Wednesday, August 31, 2005|here]].
|-
| hey, a new toon!! || || [[Cool Things]] || light orange ||
|-
| old shirts going away || || || || Referring to Homestar Classic and Homestar Running T-shirts. Posted on July 24, 2005.
|-
| new short shortly || || || grey || Posted before the release of [[Senorial Day]].
|-
| senorial day! || || [[Senorial Day]] || orange ||
|-
| sbemail 150?!? || || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || purple || Put up the week before [[Strong Bad Email]] [[alternate universe|#150]] was released.
|-
| king of town toon! || || [[senior prom]] || || Titled as a joke; button later changed to regular "strong bad email" button.
|-
| april fool's thing! || || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || blue || The toon it links to was originally put on the main page for [[Holidays|April Fools]].
|-
| new game preview! || || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || dark blue || Linked to the teaser for [[Peasant's Quest]].
|-
| peasant's quest! || || [[Peasant's Quest]] || dark brown ||
|-
| super bowl halftime! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Posted at the halftime of the 2005 Super Bowl.
|-
| peasant's quest trailer! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| decemberween in july! || || [[Decemberween In July]] || red ||
|-
| new sbemail part one! || || retirement A || green || Announced the release of part one of [[retirement]].
|-
| new sbemail part two! || || retirement B || green || Announced the release of part two of [[retirement]]. (note that the message linking to the combined version simply read "Strong Bad Email."
|-
| short shorts! || || [[Summer Short Shorts]]|| ||
|-
| weclome back! || || [[Weclome Back]]|| ||The first new toon in over a month.
|-
| back to our roots! || || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|| ||The first toon in 9 years animated with Mario Paint.
|-
| holiday toon a-brewin || || || blue || Used shortly before [[Let us give TANKS!]] was released.
|-
| D'ween shorts! || || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || red ||
|-
| thanksgiving toon || || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || red ||Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| pumpkin stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || black || Used in October 2006.
|-
| missing lappy || || [[Lappynapped!]] || black || Took viewers to the teaser for [[retirement]].
|-
| happy hallow-day || || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || red || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
|-
| holiday savings! || || [[Decemberween]] 2006 sale|| dark blue ||
|-
| teen girl squadcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used instead of "sbemail podcast!" the first time a Teen Girl Squad podcast was made.
|-
| cool new poster! || || [[Store]] || blue ||
|-
| cheat plush sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Kick_The_Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] Valentine's Day sale || blue ||
|-
| dvd combo sale! || || [[Everything Else]] DVD combo || indigo ||
|-
| 10% off sale! || || [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] || orange || Posted for the semi-annual 10% off sale in the store.
|-
| new cartoon! || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Note that for about two weeks, the message continued to claim the video was "new."
|-
| drive thru! || || [[Drive Thru]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| wii owners! || || [[Viidelectrix]], though indirectly || dark red || Posted January 29, 2007 to announce [[Viidelectrix|new Wii versions of games.]] It opens an on-screen message directing visitors to [http://www.videlectrix.com/vii http://www.videlectrix.com/vii]. (It didn't work on Main Pages 22 or 23).
|-
| kot toon! || || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's release.
|-
| cardgage shirt! || || [[Senor Cardgage]] shirt || indigo ||
|-
| pistols for pandas shirt! || || [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] T-shirt || indigo ||
|-
| hoodies clearance! || || [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts|Hooded Sweatshirt]] clearance || indigo ||
|-
| poopsmith baby clothes || || [[The Poopsmith]] Baby Clothes || brown ||
|-
| trogdor for wii! || || [[Viidelectrix]] || red || Posted when wii versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] were released.
|-
| 2 many knives || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Part of the rap song that [[Crack Stuntman]] sings in the toon has "Kids don't play with too many knives" in the lyrics; the message was renamed about two weeks after the toon's debut.
|-
| sbemail 169 lost scene! || || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || yellow ||
|-
| pandas are back! || || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] shirt || blue || Posted after more shirts were made.
|-
| new big toon! || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red ||
|-
| dna evidence || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| new sbemail dvd! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] || orange ||
|-
| you reek-a shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_you_reeka|You Reek-A! T-Shirt]] || blue ||
|-
| one two, one two! || || [[One Two, One Two]] || yellow || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
|-
| strong bad sale! || || [[Strong Bad]] sale at the [[Store]] || blue ||
|-
| date nite! || || [[Date Nite]] || red ||
|-
| takin' a baby break || || Announcing a short break, linked to a [[:Image:Real Baby Lady Message.png|pop-up message]] || baby blue || Posted after [[Jackie Chapman]]'s new baby was born.
|-
| ever and more! || || [[Ever and More!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
|-
| 'new' videlectrix game! || || [[Where's An Egg?]] || red || The word "new" is in quotes because the box and description of the game first appeared in Videlectrix's catalog about 2 1/2 years earlier.
|-
| where's an egg? || || [[Where's An Egg?]] || red || Button renamed about three weeks after the game's debut.
|-
| toy sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Collectible_Figurines|Collectible Figurine]] sale || blue ||
|-
| quality time || || [[Quality Time]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
|-
| trogdor poster! || || [[Trogdor]] poster || orange ||
|-
| trogdor tote bag || || Trogdor tote bag || blue ||
|-
| limozeen vs. sloshy || || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] || red ||
|-
| sloshy shirt! || || [[Store T-shirts|sloshy T-shirt]] || black || The "o" in "[[sloshy]]" was written in red to resemble the band's logo.
|-
| new homestar shirt || || [[Store T-shirts|Wind-up Homestar Shirt]] || blue ||
|-
| october coupon dealie || || October coupon promotion at the [[Store]] || orange ||
|-
| eh! steve! shirt || || [[Store T-Shirts|Eh! Steve! shirt]] || tan ||
|-
| stinkoman comic creator || || [[Make-o Your Own Stinko]] || red || Posted the week the game was updated and added to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]].
|-
| halloween toon! || || [[Jibblies 2]] || green ||
|-
| fan costumes || || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || orange ||
|-
| new short soon || || || yellow || Posted while [[Rap Song]] was being completed. Used again before [[Costume Commercial]] was finished.
|-
| coach z vs. Peacey P || || [[Rap Song]] || blue ||
|-
| thanksgiving short! || || [[Toikey TV]] || brown ||
|-
| strong bad zip-up hoodies || || Strong Bad Zip Up Hoodies || light blue ||
|-
| $2.99 shipping special || || Black Friday 2007 sale || red ||
|-
| kick the cheat endangered! || || Adopt The Cheat Foundation sale || red || Posted when less than 200 [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat dolls]] were left unpurchased.
|-
| happy decemberween! || || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || purple ||
|-
| kick the cheat extinct! || || Adopt The Cheat Foundation || red || Posted when the store was sold out of Kick The Cheat dolls.
|-
| trogdor sale soon || || [[Store]] || red || Posted a week before [[Trogdor]]'s 5th birthday.
|-
| podcast returns thursday || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Podstar Runner had previously been discontinued for about three and a half months.
|-
| podcasts are back! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Podcast Runner returns with [[looking old]].
|-
| guest wallpaper || || Two sizes of desktop wallpaper featuring [[Trogdor]] as [[:Image:guestwallpapertrogdor.png|drawn by Rob Schrab]]. || yellow ||
|-
| happy trogday! || || [[Trogday 08]] || green || The button color was changed to red the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| trogdor sale! || || Trogday 2008 sale || red ||
|-
| new trogdor shirt! || || Five-dor shirt || blue ||
|-
| fan wallpaper || || 3D Poopsmith wallpaper || yellow || The wallpaper was created from a picture displayed in the newest [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2008-01-24|Weekly Fanstuff]] at the time.
|-
| homsar cardgage sale || || Store || orange ||
|-
| halftime show! || || [[Sloshybowl]] || brown ||
|-
| old timey toon || || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || gray || The font was written in dark gray.
|-
| new patches! || || February 2008 patches || red ||
|-
| non-sequitur champ! || || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || blue ||
|-
| the pizz t-shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts|The Pizz Shirt]] || red ||
|-
| limozeen live! || || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || green || On March 31, 2008, the button turned pink and linked directly to the video, skipping a dated poster for the Limozeen concert.
|-
| blubb-o's! || || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || yellow || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
|-
| dvd sale! || || 2008 Easter Egg sale || pink ||
|-
| eggs! || || [[Rotten Eggs]] || blue ||
|-
| limozeen show online || || [[Teeg Dougland]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=tdougland YouTube channel] || pink ||
|-
| game news soon || || || red || Hints at the announcement of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
|-
| wiiware game! || || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || yellow ||
|-
| nebulon shirts! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_nebulon|Nebulon T-shirts]] || blue ||
|-
| workin' on the game || || [[Workin' on the Game]] || red ||
|-
| t-shirt sale! || || 2008 Memorial Day sale || blue ||
|-
| t-shirt clearance! || || 2008 Post-Memorial Day Sale || blue ||
|-
| somber vaction || || [[Somber Vacation]] || dark red ||
|-
| playdate! || || [[Play Date]] || green || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
|-
| sbcg'''4'''ap! || || [[Telltale Games]]' website for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] || yellow ||
|-
| strong bad on wii! || || [[Telltale Games]]' website for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] || yellow || Button changed from "sbcg'''4'''ap!" to this one month after the button first appeared.
|-
| homestar t-shirt || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_homestar_classic|Classic Homestar T-Shirt]] || blue ||
|-
| baloney man || || [[The Baloneyman]] || red || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
|-
| strong badman shirt! || || [[Strong Badman]] T-shirt || blue ||
|-
| new cheat commandos || || [[The Next Epi-snowed]] || red ||
|-
| wiiware game coming 8/11 || || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || yellow ||
|-
| powered by the cheat || || [[Trudgemank]] || red ||
|-
| place ya bets! || || [[Place Ya Bets!]] || light blue ||
|-
| 200th sbemail! || || [[email thunder]] || green ||
|-
| red cheat shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_the_cheat|Red The Cheat shirt]] || red ||
|-
| pixel ghost shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_ghost|Bad Graphics Ghost shirt]] || black || The text changes from white to green (to match the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]) when you roll over the message.
|-
| limozeen show || || An advertisement for [[Limozeen Live! - 8 Nov 2008]] || lavender ||
|-
| halloween short! || || [[Costume Commercial]] || yellow ||
|-
| baddest of the bands! || for wiiware and PC! || [[Baddest of the Bands Promo Spot]] || red ||
|-
| dangeresque puppets || || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || yellow ||
|-
| pixel ghost sale! || pixel ghost shirt! || Bad Graphics Ghost shirt || black ||
|-
| dangeresque 3 wiiware game! || out now for wiiware/PC! || A [[:Image:Dangeresque 3 Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || red ||
|-
| sbemail dvd 6! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] || orange ||
|-
| thnikka shirt! || || Thnikkaman T-shirt || dark blue ||
|-
| new videlectrix game! || || [[Videlectrix]]'s website || green || Posted to announce the release of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].
|-
| coach z short! || || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || light blue ||
|-
| SBCG4AP season finale! || featuring Trogdor! || A [[:Image:8-Bit_Is_Enough_Pop_Up.png|pop-up ad]] for [[8-Bit is Enough]] || red ||
|-
| holiday songs! || || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || green ||
|-
| holiday toon! || || [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || light blue ||
|-
| old hremail || || [[Hremail 2000]] || green || Used to link [[Hremail 2000]] after a week.
|-
| four gregs! || || [[4 Gregs]] || dark blue ||
|-
| homestar hoodie! || || Homestar Zip Hood || orange ||
|-
| career day! || || [[Career Day]] || yellow ||
|-
| new strong bad email ||new strong bad email? || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || green || Not Quite Strong Bad Email as an early [[April Fools' Day]] joke.
|-
| best of sbemails dvd! || || SBEmails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD || orange ||
|-
| sbemailiarized! || || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || green || Button changed a week after the toon's debut.
|-
| cheat song || || [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || red ||
|-
| donut place! || || [[Donut Unto Others]] || pink || Button changed a week after toon's debut.
|-
| earthday totebag! || || Green Cheat Tote Bag || brown ||
|-
| strong bad game on dvd! || || A pop-up ad for [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]] || red || Posted when the DVD became available for preorder.
|-
| cheat commandos || || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] || light blue ||
|-
| cheat commandos pt. 2 || || [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] || purple || The button once changed to "cheat commandos pt. 1" when rolled over.
|-
| kick the cheat contest! || || A pop-up ad for the [[Store#June 3, 2009|Win the last remaining Kick the Cheat]] contest || yellow ||
|-
| 13% off sale! || || 13th Anniversary Sale || blue/teal || An ad for the [[Store Front Page News 2009#July 20, 2009|"13th Anniversary 13% Off" Sale]]. The button used to not link to the store (or anywhere at all), and for some reason 13% changed to 15% when the button was pressed. This was all fixed later.
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>

== External Links ==

*[[HR:newbutton.swf|View the Flash file for Main Page Messages]]

[[Category:Regular Updates]]
[[Category:Lists]]

H*R.com updates 2009

2009-08-31T13:28:00Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2009'''.
==Monday, August 31, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''sbemail soon!''

==Thursday, August 27, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-08-27|"I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-08-27|a mary alice original]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-27|homespittles]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#August 27, 2009|Zip Hoodie 20% Off Sale]]

==Monday, August 24, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[On Break]]

==Monday, August 10, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #203: [[independent]]
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Compé menu]]

==Friday, August 7, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-08-07|"It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-08-07|custom caketophamhatt]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-07|homestarzigoats]]

==Thursday, August 6, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#August 6, 2009|"Odds and Ends" T-shirt Clearance Sale]]

==Monday, August 3, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Compy Catalog]]

==Thursday, July 30, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-30|"Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-30|Munchy Strong Bad]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-30|unguraits are go!]]

==Monday, July 27, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]

==Thursday, July 23, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-23|"Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-23|3D Anselmo]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-23|Over 40 Men's League]]

==Monday, July 20, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#July 20, 2009|Homestar's "13th Anniversary 13% Off" Sale!]]

==Monday, July 13, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #202: [[imaginary]]
*[[HR:sbemail_corpy.swf|Corpy NT6 menu]]

==Thursday, July 9, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-09|"Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-09|Dangeresque X-stitch!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-09|Albert has red hair.]]

==Sunday, July 5, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Loading Screens]]

==Tuesday, June 30, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #201: [[hremail3184]]
*[[Scroll Button Song]]: [[Scroll Button Songs#SB-2009-06-30|(silence; Strong Bad is absent)]]

==Monday, June 29, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, June 25, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-06-25|Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-06-25|Legolated Homsar]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-06-25|Frankie ran over a lawyer]]

==Monday, June 15, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''kick the cheat contest!''

==Monday, June 8, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, June 4, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-06-04|"If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-06-04|Dangeresque Fanimation]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-06-04|alt.gregor.sketch]]

==Monday, June 1, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]

==Monday, May 18, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[79 Seconds Left]]

==Monday, May 11, 2009==
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]

==Monday, May 4, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 7]]

==Monday, April 27, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Pistols for Pandas]]

==Friday, April 24, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]] pre-order
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Abbreviation Ovrld!|Abbreviation Ovrld!]]

==Tuesday, April 21, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Green Cheat Tote Bag]]

==Sunday, April 19, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

==Friday, April 10, 2009==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Double your Deuce|Double your Deuce]]
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-04-10|"Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-04-10|Strange Body Dilemma?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-04-10|typical cheat nightmare]]

==Monday, April 6, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
*[[Short]]: [[Donut Unto Others]]
*[[April Fool 09]] put back up as a [[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon]].

==Thursday, April 2, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-04-02|"The beige malaise can last for days."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-04-02|blurry trogcoin]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-04-02|robolegs homestar]]
*[[April Fool 09]] removed from site.

==Wednesday, April 1, 2009==
*[[April Fool 09]] replaces [[Index Page]].

==Monday, March 30, 2009==
*[[Toon]]: [[Sbemailiarized!]]

==Thursday, March 26, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-26|"Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-26|1936 graffiti]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-26|this no go so well]]

==Tuesday, March 17, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[Kick-A-Ball]]

==Monday, March 16, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#March 16, 2009|Four Gregs Shirt]]

==Thursday, March 12, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-12|"I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-12|are you asking for a cold oooooone?!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-12|finishing the job]]

==Tuesday, March 10, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[Career Day]]

==Monday, March 9, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new short soon''

==Thursday, March 5, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-05|"Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-05|a hit at parties]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-05|neighborhood KOT]]

==Monday, March 2, 2009==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2|Version 16.2]]

==Thursday, February 26, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-26|"That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-26|cheat commandlegos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-26|two of my best]]

==Tuesday, February 24, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#February 24, 2009|Homestar Hoodie]]

==Thursday, February 19, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-19|"You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-19|custom mighty mugg]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-19|four o' dems]]

==Monday, February 16, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[4 Gregs]]

==Thursday, February 12, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-12|"Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-12|12X a day man? really?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-12|couple year old drawing]]

==Monday, February 9, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Best Caper Ever]]

==Thursday, February 5, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-05|"What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" ]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-05|team fortress 2 spray ]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-05|which juan?]]

==Monday, February 2, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 2000]]

==Thursday, January 29, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-01-29|"Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou. Lumper. *lumper*"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-01-29|nother bear...shark?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-01-29|robonic homestar]]

==Monday, January 26, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 62]]
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2008 to 2009 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass!"]] main page).
__NOTOC__
[[Category:Regular Updates]]

H*R.com updates 2009

2009-08-31T13:25:31Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2009'''.
==Monday, August 31, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''sbemail soon''

==Thursday, August 27, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-08-27|"I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-08-27|a mary alice original]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-27|homespittles]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#August 27, 2009|Zip Hoodie 20% Off Sale]]

==Monday, August 24, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[On Break]]

==Monday, August 10, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #203: [[independent]]
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Compé menu]]

==Friday, August 7, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-08-07|"It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-08-07|custom caketophamhatt]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-07|homestarzigoats]]

==Thursday, August 6, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#August 6, 2009|"Odds and Ends" T-shirt Clearance Sale]]

==Monday, August 3, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Compy Catalog]]

==Thursday, July 30, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-30|"Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-30|Munchy Strong Bad]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-30|unguraits are go!]]

==Monday, July 27, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]

==Thursday, July 23, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-23|"Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-23|3D Anselmo]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-23|Over 40 Men's League]]

==Monday, July 20, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#July 20, 2009|Homestar's "13th Anniversary 13% Off" Sale!]]

==Monday, July 13, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #202: [[imaginary]]
*[[HR:sbemail_corpy.swf|Corpy NT6 menu]]

==Thursday, July 9, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-09|"Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-09|Dangeresque X-stitch!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-09|Albert has red hair.]]

==Sunday, July 5, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Loading Screens]]

==Tuesday, June 30, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #201: [[hremail3184]]
*[[Scroll Button Song]]: [[Scroll Button Songs#SB-2009-06-30|(silence; Strong Bad is absent)]]

==Monday, June 29, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, June 25, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-06-25|Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-06-25|Legolated Homsar]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-06-25|Frankie ran over a lawyer]]

==Monday, June 15, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''kick the cheat contest!''

==Monday, June 8, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, June 4, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-06-04|"If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-06-04|Dangeresque Fanimation]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-06-04|alt.gregor.sketch]]

==Monday, June 1, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]

==Monday, May 18, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[79 Seconds Left]]

==Monday, May 11, 2009==
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]

==Monday, May 4, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 7]]

==Monday, April 27, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Pistols for Pandas]]

==Friday, April 24, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]] pre-order
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Abbreviation Ovrld!|Abbreviation Ovrld!]]

==Tuesday, April 21, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Green Cheat Tote Bag]]

==Sunday, April 19, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

==Friday, April 10, 2009==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Double your Deuce|Double your Deuce]]
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-04-10|"Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-04-10|Strange Body Dilemma?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-04-10|typical cheat nightmare]]

==Monday, April 6, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
*[[Short]]: [[Donut Unto Others]]
*[[April Fool 09]] put back up as a [[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon]].

==Thursday, April 2, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-04-02|"The beige malaise can last for days."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-04-02|blurry trogcoin]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-04-02|robolegs homestar]]
*[[April Fool 09]] removed from site.

==Wednesday, April 1, 2009==
*[[April Fool 09]] replaces [[Index Page]].

==Monday, March 30, 2009==
*[[Toon]]: [[Sbemailiarized!]]

==Thursday, March 26, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-26|"Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-26|1936 graffiti]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-26|this no go so well]]

==Tuesday, March 17, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[Kick-A-Ball]]

==Monday, March 16, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#March 16, 2009|Four Gregs Shirt]]

==Thursday, March 12, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-12|"I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-12|are you asking for a cold oooooone?!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-12|finishing the job]]

==Tuesday, March 10, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[Career Day]]

==Monday, March 9, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new short soon''

==Thursday, March 5, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-05|"Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-05|a hit at parties]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-05|neighborhood KOT]]

==Monday, March 2, 2009==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2|Version 16.2]]

==Thursday, February 26, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-26|"That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-26|cheat commandlegos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-26|two of my best]]

==Tuesday, February 24, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#February 24, 2009|Homestar Hoodie]]

==Thursday, February 19, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-19|"You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-19|custom mighty mugg]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-19|four o' dems]]

==Monday, February 16, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[4 Gregs]]

==Thursday, February 12, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-12|"Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-12|12X a day man? really?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-12|couple year old drawing]]

==Monday, February 9, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Best Caper Ever]]

==Thursday, February 5, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-05|"What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" ]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-05|team fortress 2 spray ]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-05|which juan?]]

==Monday, February 2, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 2000]]

==Thursday, January 29, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-01-29|"Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou. Lumper. *lumper*"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-01-29|nother bear...shark?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-01-29|robonic homestar]]

==Monday, January 26, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 62]]
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2008 to 2009 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass!"]] main page).
__NOTOC__
[[Category:Regular Updates]]

Most in the Graveyard Teaser

2008-10-27T14:58:36Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

:''The title of this article is just a description. This toon is a teaser for the '08 Halloween toon and has no official name.''
{{watchtoon|ween08 teaser.html}}
[[Image:Ween 08 Teaser.PNG|thumb|I really like your [[What are you supposed to be?|silhouetted costume]].]]
A teaser for the [[Halloween]] toon of 2008.

'''Cast (left to right):''' {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, [[Horrible Painting]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, October 27, 2008

'''Running Time:''' ?:??

'''Page Title:''' Place ya Guess!

==Transcript==
''{scene opens to the field at night, showing 12 character silhouettes. Text below reads "Halloween Toon Sometime This Week!". Cricket noises accompany. After some time, the Horrible Painting rises from behind the word "Sometime"}''

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeere!

''{the letter W in "Week" screams and runs off, leaving the word as "eek!"}''

''{cricket sounds fade out}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:NoCigar.png|thumb|no cigar]]
*When the Flash file is decompiled, there is a hidden shape that reads "no cigar". The individual letters are behind Bubs, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, and The Poopsmith.
{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==
*The page title refers to [[Place ya bets!]].
*This teaser is similar to the [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|previous teaser]] for [[Jibblies 2]].
*The back button always returns to [[Main Page 7]].
*The W's shriek is the same one as Marzipan's shriek from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version|Old Version]] of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*The W makes the same walking noise as Homsar.
*Strong Bad seems to be Predator, having been shown as Alien last year.
*Strong Mad appears to be a Thwomp from the Mario games, King of Town seems to be Garfield, and the Poopsmith is probably Dr. Zoidberg of Futurama.
*Pom Pom seems to be holding two [[Guns|pistols]] and appears to have two swords begind his back. He may be Deadpool from marvel comics.

==External Links==
*[[HR:ween08 teaser.html|view the teaser for the 2008 Halloween toon]]
*[[HR:ween08 teaser.swf|view the Flash file for the teaser for the 2008 Halloween toon]]

{{subtitlesLinks|ween08 teaser}}
{{halloweennav}}
[[Category:Halloween]][[Category:Secret Pages]]

Strong Sad Other Costumes

2008-10-21T15:25:16Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

The different costumes of [[Strong Sad]].
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Costume !! Seen in
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadDweenScarf.png|150px]] || Green Scarf || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Main Page 16]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadDweenSweater.png|150px]] || Yellow sweater || [[Decemberween Email Menu]]
|-
|[[Image:strongsadcamp.PNG|150px]] || With Foreign Leadership Camp shirt || Email [[anything]]
|-
|[[Image:strong sad forefather.png|150px]] || A [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] forefather || Email [[colonization]]
|-
|[[Image:SS Coach Z hat.PNG|150px]] || With [[Coach Z]]'s hat || Email [[caffeine]]
|-
|[[Image:strongsadarmy.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestarmy]] soldier || Email [[army]]
|-
|[[Image:evilstrongsad.PNG|150px]] || Evil (with horns and a tail) || Email [[different town]]
|-
|[[Image:ssad asTitan Calibos.PNG|150px]] || [[Wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Titan Calibos]] || Email [[different town]]
|-
|[[Image:strongsadwitchhat.PNG|150px]] || With a witch hat || Email [[theme park]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadAsGrimReaper.PNG|150px]] || [[Wikipedia:Death (personification)|Grim Reaper]] || [[Experimental Film]], Email [[trading cards]]
|-
|[[Image:swimstrongsad.PNG|150px]] || With swimming goggles and a swimming cap || Email [[other days]]
|-
|[[Image:thesturge.PNG|150px]] || "[[The Sturge]]" T-shirt || Email [[radio]]
|-
|[[Image:blue ones.PNG|150px]] || With [[The Blue Ones]] || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|-
|[[Image:ss goth.png|150px]] || A goth || [[TrogdorCon '97]]
|-
|[[Image:strongsadnotshirt.PNG|150px]] || "This is not a [[The Geddup Noise]] T-shirt" T-shirt || Email [[geddup noise]]
|-
|[[Image:strongsadsucksshirt.PNG|150px]] || "Corporate [[The Geddup Noise]] still sucks" T-shirt || Email [[geddup noise]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadAsASnowman.png|150px]] || A snowman || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
|[[Image:Strongsadstronaut.png|150px]] || An astronaut || [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|Sketchbook]], Email [[senior prom]],<br> [[Ever and More!]]
|-
|[[Image:Strongsadgluten.PNG|150px]] || "I'm with gluten camp" T-shirt || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
|[[Image:SSPranci.png|150px]] || "Prancibald" || Email [[trading cards]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSad feet wonder.PNG|150px]] || Bearded lady || Email [[retirement]]
|-
|[[Image:Strongsadbibendum.PNG|150px]] || <span class="plainlinks">[http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Le-Pneu-Michelin-Nunc-Est-Bibendum-Giclee-Print-C12046037.jpeg Bibendum]</span> || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
|[[Image:Strongsadtie.PNG|150px]] || With a tie || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
|[[Image:Strongsadleotard.PNG|150px]] || Wearing a leotard || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadGlasses.PNG|150px]] || Wearing glasses || Email [[rough copy]], Email [[business trip]],<br>Email [[winter pool]]
|-
|[[Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|150px]] || With a moustache || [[Quality Time]]
|-
|[[Image:Strong Sad Sloshy.png|150px]] || Wearing a [[sloshy]] T-shirt || Email [[concert]], [[Sloshybowl]]
|-
|[[Image:SS mud bath.PNG|150px]] || Head wrapped in towel, cucumbers on eyes || Email [[concert]]
|-
|[[Image:Gardenboy.png|150px]] || Gardenboy || Email [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
|[[Image:strong-sad-fishnet.PNG|150px]] || Goth-style fishnet gloves || Email [[nightlife]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadDeletehead.png|150px]] || [[The Deleteheads|Deletehead]] member || Email [[fan club]], [[Place ya bets!]],<br>[[Page Load Error]]
|-
|[[Image:TwelveTimesMan.png|150px]] || Twelve-Times-a-Day Man || Email [[fan club]]
|-
|[[Image:SS inflatable vest.png|150px]] || Wearing an inflatable vest || [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
|-
|[[Image:SS inflated vest.png|150px]] || In a blown up inflatable vest || [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
|-
|[[Image:SS6.png|150px]] || "Restricted!" protester || Email [[rated]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadPicketer.png|150px]] || "[[Holy Crap|Holy Crap!]]" protester || Email [[rated]]
|-
|[[Image:StrongSadBeach.png|150px]] || [[The Blacksmith]]'s working gear || [[Somber Vacation]]
|}

[[Category:Other Costumes]]

Videro Games

2008-10-07T17:02:10Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

[[Image:viderogames.PNG|thumb|"You gonna eat that last congraturation?"]]

'''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #3'''

Wilbur asks Strong Bad's opinion on the effects of video games on children. This email takes place in the Compy 386 era.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Wilbur]], Wilbur's Associate, [[Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg), [[The Cheat]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Mad]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad]] (Easter egg), [[Pom Pom]] (Easter egg), [[Marzipan]] (Easter egg), [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg), [[Bubs]] (Easter egg), [[The King of Town]] (Easter egg), [[The Poopsmith]] (Easter egg), [[Homsar]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], The Video Game Make Place, [[The Stick]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Running Time:''' 1:37

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One|exclusive=TRUE}}
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There comes a time, when we read a certain email. ''{reads email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
What is your opinion of the effects<br />
of in video games on children? Are<br />
video games harmful to the<br />
development of the human brain?<br />
<br />
sincerely,<br />
Wilbur, Seattle, WA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "WA" as a high note (pronounced "wa")}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, Wilbur. Sounds like a little video game programming version of The Cheat.

''{A balding creature with a human head, long hair, glasses, a beard, and a The Cheat body appears on the screen momentarily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' No way, Wilbur. Video games actually teach you all kindsa new stuff. Think of all the words we've learned from video games. ''{clears screen}'' There's "strafe." Who ever used strafe before they started putting it in video games? They used to just say, "walk sideways and shoot." Then there's "toggle." Y'know, you gotta toggle between the missiles and the lasers. ''{clears screen}'' And who could forget "melee." Which I can only assume means, "a buncha peoples fighting, like, all at the same time." Plus, most video games provide a veritable what-not-to-do of spelling and grammar. ''{stops typing}'' Just give a kid a video game instruction booklet

''{The cover of the instruction manual for "Strong Sad's Strafing/Toggling Challenge!!" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing}'' and play "Find the complete sentence." That's plenty educational!

''{The manual turns to Page One, which reads as follows:}''

<pre>
Play for best!!
- top score wins choice
- d+pad UP for combo
- remember alert!
Always to stop scoring. Challenge again!
</pre>

''{The manual disappears, and Strong Bad resumes responding.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And who doesn't remember staying up all night to beat an end boss only to be rewarded with a hearty ''{typed in big, bold, golden letters}'' CONGRATURATION! ''{resumes typing normally}'' They didn't even bother giving you multiple ones. Just a single congraturation they had lying around the video game make place.

''{Cut to an office setting. A balding creature with short hair, glasses, and a mustache and a The Cheat body is standing by a computer, while Wilbur is standing near a box of "congraturations!", which look like muffins. A Broderbund Software and Jumpman poster are in the background. Text in the corner reads, "AT THE VIDEO GAME MAKE PLACE"}''

'''BALD GUY:''' Hey man, you gonna eat that last Congraturation?

'''WILBUR:''' Naw, man. We're puttin' it in the game if you beat the end boss.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Compy 386}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Freakin' stupid cheap waste of my time! They're being jerks!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Videro Melee.png|thumb|Melee: A buncha peoples fighting]]
*If you use the Angle button to change the angle, then when Strong Bad talks about the word "melee", you'll see a computer screen filled with sprites of all the main characters "attacking" each other at [[The Stick]].

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*The [[font]] on the instruction booklet for "Challenge!!" is the same as the font used for [[monster truck|Awexome Cross]].
*The title screen is for the [[Tandy 400]], but the email is done with the Compy 386.
*The computer in the Video Game Make Place is a Compy 386.

===Goofs===
*The sound of Strong Bad typing continues for several keystrokes after "strongbad_email.exe" has completely appeared on the screen.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Strong Sad's ST Challenge.png|thumb|top score wins choice]]
*The title of this email is a mention of [[Glossary#V|Videro]].
*"Challenge again!" in the manual is a reference to the "Challenge Again!" button that appears when dying in [[TROGDOR!]].

===Real-World References===
*The controller Strong Sad is holding in the instruction manual is very similar to the original [[Nintendo|NES]] controller.
**In fact, it bears a close resemblance to the Famicom's (The Japanese counterpart to the [[Nintendo|NES]]) controller.
*Brøderbund Software is a now-defunct game development house, best known for its games ''Lode Runner'', ''Reader Rabbit'', and the ''Carmen Sandiego'' series. The [http://www.broderbund.com/ company itself] is still around, but has all but ceased production of games.
*Jumpman was a classic computer game from Epyx. The poster pictured in the background is the box art from one of its many versions.
*The title of this email and the misuse of English throughout is a reference to the [[Deliberately Poor English|poor Japanese/English translations]], or Engrish, often found in old video games.
**It should also be noted that the title [[video games]] had already been used for another Strong Bad Email and therefore a slight variation had to be given to this one.
*Strong Bad's intro song is based on USA For Africa's "We Are The World".
*"Congraturation" is from the end screen of the Nintendo game [[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts 'n Goblins]]. Generally regarded as one of the most difficult video games of all time, its ending can be viewed [http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/ghosts.htm here]. The ending of [[Thy Dungeonman]] makes reference to this as well.
**"Challenge again!" from the manual, is also a reference to the ending of Ghosts 'n Goblins.
*Strong Bad says "Ohh, Wilbur" like the title horse in the '60s TV series [[Wikipedia:Mister Ed|Mister Ed]].
*The style of the "melee"-game's graphics resemble those of the games made for the [[Wikipedia:Sinclair ZX Spectrum|Sinclair ZX Spectrum]].

== Related Links ==
*[[strongbad_email.exe]]

[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

labor day

2008-10-07T16:53:02Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{sbenav|83}}

[[Image:sbemail83.png|thumb|Maybe Strong Bad's invitation got [[DELETED]].]]

{{aboutemail}} {{forshort|Labor Dabor}}

"Chrispy" from Schenectady, NY asks Strong Bad what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad decides to take the day off and not answer an email. Instead, he sits by The Stick and says stuff to the people who walk by.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Gavin}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[The Field]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, September 1, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:46

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is "the basics". Shang-a-lang-a- ''{starts reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
<br />
I was wondering what you're doing<br />
for Labor Day.<br />
<br />
Your friend,<br />
Chrispy<br />
Schenectady, NY</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Woah! Is today Labor Day?! Well I'm certainly not gonna answer an email! I'ma take the day off. Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my ''{brief pause}'' place where I don't have to answer an email. Think I'll go sit on my cooler next to the stick and say stuff to people as they walk by. ''{stops typing}'' Now that's what I call the ol' Labor-Dabor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of his cooler next to The Stick. The cooler sports a handmade "labor dabor" sign. Enter Pom Pom with snack tray, bouncing along.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Pom Pom, man, it's Labor Day. Why don't you get a life?

''{Pom Pom makes bubbling noises and exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy needs to get a life for real. Like me! I got a great life! Chillin' with my cooler at The Stick, sayin' stuff to people.

''{The Poopsmith enters with jar of BROWN MAYO.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice stench there, buddy. Smellin' ''real'' nice. I give you an A+ on smell. Or rather, you get an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.

''{Poopsmith exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy doesn't smell ''any'' good.

''{Coach Z enters with a six pack of which only one can of Coldson Lite remains.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And if it isn't Coach Z. Good ol'... green Coach Z. Hey, I always wondered, is your skin green or are you wearing a green body suit? Y'know with footies and sockies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I got footies alright — athlete's footies!

''{Coach Z exits, The King of Town enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like ''you'' aren't an easy target for my witty jabs and clever put-downs. Whatever will I say?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do you have anything relatively edible in that cooler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. You're fat. High-five, The Stick!

''{Strong Bad [[high fives]] The Stick, causing a piece to break off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Sorry, The Stick.

''{King of Town exits, Strong Mad and The Cheat enter with a pair of badminton racquets.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The two guys. Strong Mad and The Cheat. The guys in which one of them is really big and the other is really small. Nice contrast, there, guys! ... That's all I got.

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat exit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, this is shaping up to be one heck of a Labor-Dabor. Hey, The Stick, you want a burger?

''{Cut to Labor Day party tableau with the whole gang except Strong Bad and Homsar -- Homestar Runner's "[[Everybody Knows It]]" is playing in the background.}''

'''BUBS:''' This here's the best Labor Day BBQ I ever been BB-to.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Maybe it got "da-leet-ed".

''{Strong Sad smiles ever so slightly. Everybody else laughs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one Strong Sad.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, gee, life of the pratty.

'''BUBS:''' Three cheers for Strong Sad!

''{Cut to Strong Bad laying on the cooler next to The Stick, which has a burger stuck on top of it. The broken-off part of The Stick is sticking out of the top of the burger.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Stick, how's your burger? Sorry about that high-five thing. ''{mumbles something}'' I'm gonna go check my e-mail.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Chrispy's name to see the [[Schenectady Crispies]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].
*To see what is inside Strong Bad's cooler, click on the cooler when the King of Town comes by and mentions the cooler.
** In the cooler is a marker and [[Gavin]].
*At the end, click on the "Labor Dabor" sign to hear Homestar sing "[[Everybody Knows It]]".
*To see a "Schenectady Crispies" commercial starring Strong Bad, click on his diamond.

:''{Strong Bad is standing in a kitchen, behind a table with a box of Schenectady Crispies on it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your... esophagus! ''{the following words appear on the bottom of the screen}'' I hope I don't get caught!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The [[Wikipedia:Esophagus|esophagus]] is the muscular tube in vertebrates through which ingested food passes from the mouth area to the stomach.

===Trivia===
*When this email was initially released, none of the characters except for Strong Mad and The Cheat were carrying anything to the party. Pom Pom's platter, Coach Z's [[Cold One|Coldson Lite]], and the other items were added after a day or so.
*The part of the Stick that breaks off was never seen before this cartoon. Naturally, it hasn't been seen since, either.

===Remarks===
*In this email, Strong Bad reveals that his favorite email is [[the basics]], but this was never mentioned in [[personal favorites]]. This is also contrary to [[your friends]] in which he said it was "the best E-mail I ever received."
*Strong Bad pronounces [[Wikipedia:Schenectady|Schenectady]] incorrectly during the email (with a "sh" sound) but pronounces it correctly (with a "sk" sound) in the Easter egg for Schenectady Crispies.
*Despite the fact that Strong Bad says he's not going to answer an email, he does.

===Inside References===
*The pen in the cooler is a [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].
*The bug inside the cooler with the marker is Gavin the cockroach, who originally appeared in [[personal favorites]].
*This email has instances of [[Strong Sad smiling|Strong Sad]] and [[Strong Mad smiling]].

===Real-World References===
*The slogan used in the commercial for Schenectady Crispies ("I hope I don't get caught!") references cereal commercials that feature a character trying to steal the cereal being advertised, such as [[Wikipedia:Trix|Trix]] and [[Wikipedia:Fruity Pebbles|Fruity Pebbles]].

===Fast Forward===
*The song "Everybody Knows It" later became a [[Puppet Stuff]] Video.
*Coach Z's Coldson Lite later appears in [[Happy Fireworks]].
*The box of Schenectady Crispies later appears in [[the bet]].
*The theme music for Schenectady Crispies is heard again in [[strong badathlon]].

== DVD Version ==
*The "Schenectady Crispies box" and "inside the cooler" Easter Eggs are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail83.html|watch "labor day"]]
*[[HR:sbemail83.swf|view the Flash file for "labor day"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}[[Category: Holiday Toons]][[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

website

2008-09-25T10:16:30Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{aboutemail}}{{for|Homestar Runner website|homestarrunner.com}}

{{sbenav|51}}

[[Image:sbemail51.png|thumb|"You can make a webpage of your cat."]]

Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, November 18, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:53

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}

== Transcript ==

''' STRONG BAD''': Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!

''{reading email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad.<br />
<br />
I want to start a new website but I<br />
don't have any ideas of what to do for<br />
my website. I was wondering if you<br />
could give me some ideas for my new<br />
website. This website will be cool and<br />
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.<br />
<br />
Sincerely Yours:<br />
James</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Website. I mean, James" instead of just "James"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know, James, I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: ''{clears screen}'' First of all, you want to start out with a long flash intro. ''{stops typing}'' Like this one The Cheat made for me.

''{"The Cheat presents" on a black background appears on the screen, followed by two green, bean-shaped eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think.

''{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That stands for my name.

'' {The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive} ''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "The Web".

''{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'", the letters made of only horizontal and vertical lines. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That little rainbow thing's kinda cool.

''{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-like thing appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out!

''{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you got punched! Aw, man, right in the face. ''{typing}'' Okay, next on the checklist: ''lots'' of animated GIFs! ''{pronounces it /gifs/; stops typing}'' or... GIFs... ''{pronounces it /jifs/}'' or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. ''{clears screen}'' But you want as many of those as possible.

''{An animated GIF appears that cycles between a flame, the word "Fire!" and another flame.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Especially the ''{Another GIF appears, featuring a mouse that looks side to side before revealing a letter labeled "INTERNET?" in its mouth.}'' rotate-y kind. ''{Two rotating GIFs appear, one of a guitar, the other of a diamond that flashes, showing the words "hi rez" which then disappear.}'' Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those. ''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. ''{stops typing}'' I mean, ''{resumes typing}'' James, the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. ''{stops typing}'' I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat...

''{A picture of a cat lying on a football with [[Wikipedia:Red-eye effect|red eye]] thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...or your The Cheat.

''{A picture of [[The Cheat]] sleeping on his back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, ''{typing}'' Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. ''{Stops typing}'' Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage.

''{Strong Bad leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "strong bad's web page" to go to the Flash intro. Then click on "get on in!" to go to [[Strong Bad's Website]].
**Click on the F10 button at the bottom of the Strong Bad's website to read [[Strong Sad's Lament]], Strong Sad's LiveJournal-esque weblog.
**At the bottom of Strong Bad's website, click on the envelope in the mouse GIF. You get to [[Email Processing Room|the room where the emails are received]].
**Also at the bottom of Strong Bad's website, click on the Email GIF to send an email to Strong bad.
**Clicking on the Enter GIF reloads the website, adding an extra STRONG BAD at the top each time.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The reason Strong Bad says, "Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!" might be because fans thought the emails would stop because the [[50 emails|previous email]] ended with the [[Compy 386]] in a "flagrant system error."

===Trivia===
*The cat featured in the email is [[Mabel]], owned by [[Matt Chapman]] and his wife [[Jackie Chapman|Jackie]]. The cat appears to be sporting [http://www.softclaws.com/ Soft Claws], which are an alternative to [[Wikipedia:Onychectomy|declawing]].

===Remarks===
*The "get on in" Flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything.
*At the end of the email Strong Bad says he has to go work on his website, but then he leaves his computer.
*The music on the intro sounds very close to his description of Strong Bad playing rhythm guitar on the email "[[guitar]]".
*The "long haired freaky cheat" picture on Strong Bad's page never loads.
*The entire email is actually a tongue-in-cheek criticism and mockery of amateur websites that use long flash intros, are uninteresting, and have many animated GIFs (which is frowned upon because many find them annoying, as they distract their attention from the page and are often of poor quality). Other similar criticisms can be found on many humor sites, with the same format (advice on how to make a webpage, including all things that most people find annoying rather than actual helpful hints, though disguised as such).
*The counter is a .gif so it doesn't update.

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad saying "the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens" might be a reference to the line "heaven is a place where nothing ever happens" from the song "Heaven" by [[wikipedia:Talking Heads|Talking heads]].

===Fast Forward===
*According to "[[flashback]]," this is about where Strong Bad lost count of the emails.
*In email 152, "[[isp]]," Strong Bad refers to the breakdancing rodent GIF as a gif/jif.
*The photograph of Matt and Jackie's pet cat Mabel is later used in an epitaph to the then-deceased cat in [[hygiene]].

== DVD Version ==
*You cannot browse Strong Bad's website on the DVD. However, the intro to his website is still accessible (via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower right corner of the Compy 386 screen).
**Note that the DVD version of the intro is out of sync—Strong Bad begins talking long before the animation ends.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail51.html|watch "website"]]
*[[HR:sbemail51.swf|view the Flash file for "website"]]
*[[HR:cheatintro.swf|watch the Flash intro]]
*[[HR:sbsite/|Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]

email thunder

2008-09-24T14:10:42Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{sbenav|200|link=sbemailtwohundred}}
[[Image:Sbemail200.png|thumb|"Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?"]]

Strong Bad learns Homestar has his own email show and attempts to thwart it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[New Paper]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[The Paper]], [[Limozeen]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar's Computer Room]], [[The Field]], the [[Review Revue]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, September 23, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

''{The email begins with a red curtain with "sbemail 200" on it. Then, cut to the Lappy with a pixelated bugle on it. Trumpets begin to play. Pan out to the Computer Room with roses on its floor. The Cheat does a small flute solo.}''

'''SINGER:''' Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred sbemails? The thought of all those sbemails makes me weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!

''{During the song, Strong Bad enters the computer room on the red carpet. Coach Z and Marzipan throw roses. Strong Bad continues to approach the computer, showing that the King of Town and Bubs are also in the room. Cut to the singer, who is revealed to be the Poopsmith, as he finishes his song.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{finishing the song}'' ''Puke!'' ''{echoing}'' Please be seated. ''{normally}'' How about that Poopsmith, huh? Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth sbemail intro song! I'm almost sniff ''{voice wavers}'' not totally disgusted!

''{Cut to the Poopsmith, surrounded by flies. He gives Strong Bad the thumbs up, and whatsit drips from his glove.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I take that back. ''{types out "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Okay, here we go!

''{pulls up the email, but doesn't read it}''

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: college girls?</div>
Dear Homestar,<br />
Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool.<br />
All the college dorm girls at MO<br />
Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber,<br />
and all the rest of use
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Duh-duh-duh-Dear ''Homestar''!? ''{extreme close-up on Homestar's name}'' W.T.C.? New Paper, print me out a hard copy. ''{It does and he grabs it.}'' I'll teach Homestar to steal my 200th email thunder. ''{Thunder booms}'' B'oyah! ''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves}''

''{Cut to Homestar at a table, typing on his Happy 8600}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{typing}'' —a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? What are you talking about? I just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the middle of checking my email.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddaya mean, ''your'' email? I'm in the middle of checking ''my'' email!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're not the only one around here that answers emails from fans with humorous results.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Since the crap when?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em. Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.

''{Cut to Homestar in his darkened living room, in a Homestar Runner shirt, white robe and sleeping cap}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face, it's usually enough to throw 'em off. ''{throws cinnamon on his face}'' Poo, poo. Poo, poo.

''{walks into living room to find Strong Bad and The Cheat having broken the cow lamp}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns}'' Hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''Whaaaaaat?''

''{Cut to the scene from [[long pants]], where Homestar is wearing Daisy Dukes in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!

''{He starts teleporting around the room to a different place after each word he utters. He first appears in front of Strong Bad, then leaning in behind him, then hanging upside down from the ceiling, then pixellated on the Lappy's screen as Atari Homestar, then blurred in the scene's foreground, then upside down under the desk, then back to his original position, looking exhausted and out of breath, all while chanting the following.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Long long long long long long pants!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad is sitting on the couch. Coach Z is standing to the left, wearing a fondue pot on his head and a Tigger tail.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!

'''STRONG BAD:''' My fondue part?

''{Cut back to Homestar's Computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Hang on!'' ''Shut face!'' Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad. Anyways, Let me see that email. ''{takes the email from Strong Bad}'' Oh, come on! ''Another'' pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail #49?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hr-what mail?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.

''{As he says "sbemails" and "hremails", they appear over his head as text, as if someone typed them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you even have an email address?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Of course I do. Everybody knows it's ''{typing}'' djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.

'''STRONG BAD:''' There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad. You want to help me check this email?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets in Homestar's face and pokes him as he speaks}'' I'm not gonna help you check your email! I'm gonna help myself ''ruin'' your email! Whooyaa!

''{Strong Bad exits to the left, and then reappears holding three ice cream sandwiches.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And help myself to your ice cream sammies. Whooyaa.

''{Strong Bad runs off, dropping one of the sandwiches, which spins in midair.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's computer room. The Lappy's cursor is on the subject/to line. Strong Bad sits down at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder! ''{thunder booms}''

''{Strong Bad types out the following email.}''

<blockquote class="email">
<div>to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</div>
Dear Homestar,<br />
I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering, can<br />
you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?<br />
Sewiously yours,<br />
Abdi
</blockquote>

''{As he types, he pronounces "wandering" with an "A" as in "ham", and "sewiously" exactly as typed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''Send!''

''{The Lappy's screen clears and the camera whips to the opposite side of the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Let's see now, a couple of seconds for the DNS to resolve, server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and... DING! He's taken the bait! ''{leaps away}'' Hooyah!

''{Cut to The Field. Homestar walks in to the left, carrying a clipboard, approaching a wooden sign that reads "Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer! A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!

''{Strong Bad runs past in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tee hee hee!

''{Cut to the Happy 8600. Strong Bad runs in from the left as guitar music begins to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh hello, idiot-proof computer! You look a little thirsty. Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!

''{Strong Bad produces a giant bottle of Mountain Dew.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs chin}'' How does that old adage go? Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!

''{Strong Bad pours the Mountain Dew on the Happy 8600. Within seconds, it begins to spark and smoke}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{smiles}'' Ha ha!

''{New Paper comes down, but instead of Strong Bad's email address, it says "Click here to email Homestar Runner", with Homestar's email address.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?

''{New Paper is pulled back off-screen. Some blows are exchanged, and The Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiles again}'' The Paper! You came back!!

''{A spark catches The Paper, and it burns to a crisp.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops.

''{The screen clears to black, and the words "Strong Bad Emails" appear. The names of the first two hundred Strong Bad Emails scroll up from the bottom in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Rolling over some of the email names at the end brings up a photo of a character (or characters) that debuted from that email.
**[[homsar]]: [[Homsar]]
**[[band names]]: [[Limozeen]]
**[[superhero name]]: [[Strong Badman]]
**[[japanese cartoon]]: [[Stinkoman]]
**[[comic]]: [[Teen Girl Squad]]
**[[dragon]]: [[Trogdor]]
**[[ghosts]]: [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
**[[crazy cartoon]]: [[Eh! Steve!]]
**[[montage]]: [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
**[[kind of cool]]: [[Senor Cardgage]]
**[[animal]]: [[Sterrence]]
*At the end, click on "legends" to see a scene about The Poopsmith's singing abilities.
*:''{a tattered scrap of brown paper appears, with The Poopsmith drawn on it, along with the words "200 email curse", "legend tells...", "The Poopsmith", and "old parchment"}''
*:'''NARRATOR:''' Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith would break his vow of silence—
*:''{the drawing changes to The Poopsmith holding a microphone and wearing a bowtie. The words "Well, well, well, my Michelle..." are added.}''
*:'''NARRATOR:''' —and croon anew.
*At the end, click on the "O" in "Strong" to see a scene with Limozeen.
*:'''LIMOZEEN:''' Congratulations, Strong Bad, on your ''{a voice interrupts, loudly saying:}'' '''200th''' ''{voice ends}'' email!
*:''{slight pause}''
*:'''LARRY:''' ''{startling the other bandmembers}'' WE'RE FROM ''{the voice cuts in again}'' '''THE YEAR 2008'''!
*:'''PERRY:''' Uh, I think it says that at the top of the screen, Larry.
*:''{the words "it is 2008!" appear over the Limozeen logo)''
*:'''LARRY:''' WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
*:''{The band members strike various poses and the frame freezes, as the ending riff from "Brain Sister" plays.}''
*At the end, click on the "A" in "Bad", to see more with Strong Bad's soda.
*:''{Strong Bad continues to pour Mountain Dew on the Happy. Homestar walks in.}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that? USB? Four pins? Eight pins? Firewire? ''{muddying the word with his speech impediment}'' Fouloul? I bet it was Foul Owl. ''{walks out again}''
*At the end, click on the "A" in "Emails" to bring up a pop-up to download the "200 Sbemails" song by [[They Might Be Giants]].
*At the end, click on the "S" in "Emails" to see a scene with Strong Sad.
*:''{Strong Sad is giving a review on his review show, "Review Revue"}''
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear. Will we ever see a 201? Is the reign of HREmails at hand? For the answers to these questions, be sure and ''not'' check out my blog. I haven't updated that thing in years!
*<div id="hremail49">Open [[HR:hremail49.html|hremail49.html]] to see an excerpt from that email.</div>
*:''{Homestar Runner is standing in a room in his pajamas and covered in kiss marks}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{a pillow hits Homestar}'' Whoa! Ladies! Girls! ''{another pillow hits Homestar}'' Take it easy! ''{yet, another pillow hits Homestar}'' What do you think this is? hremail 24? ''{a large pillow knocks Homestar over}''
*Open [[HR:hremail24.html|hremail24.html]] as referenced in the previous Easter egg. The screen is simply red with the text ''Banned For Content'' across the center.
*If you send an email to djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com, you receive an auto reply message saying:
<blockquote>
From: djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com<br>
Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
<br><br>
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!
<br><br>
Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.
<br><br>
And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!
<br><br>
Okay bye,<br>
Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The term "Stealing One's Thunder" (from which the title is derived) is used in situations wherein one person is associated with hoopla stemming from the efforts of another person. In this case, sbemail #200 was intended to be for Strong Bad, but the email itself was addressed to Homestar Runner, who would therefore be recognized as the recipient of the 200th email.

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#duck pond|duck pond]]".
*[[John Linnell]] as the voice of the Poopsmith marks the only main character who is not voiced by [[the Brothers Chaps]] or [[Missy]].
*This is the only time we actually hear the Poopsmith talk. 
*The Cheat is playing a [[Left Handedness|left-handed]] flute at the beginning.
*When this toon was first released, the thunder sound effects and the flashing was not there when Strong Bad said "email thunder". These were added later.

===Remarks===
*When the Paper comes down, it is clickable and will let you email Strong Bad until he accidentally burns it up.
*Homestar recalling two real emails and one fake one may reference [[personal favorites]], in which Strong Bad did the same.

===Goofs===
*In the clip from [[long pants]], the words that are on the screen are one line lower than they should be.
*On the end screen, there is no space between [[cheatday]] and [[pom pom]].

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally on the end screen, highlighting [[ghosts]] would bring up a picture of [[Sterrance]], who never appeared in that email. This has since been corrected; the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] now appears when that email is highlighted.
*Also originally on the end screen, sibbie was spelled "sibby".

===Inside References===
*Homestar calls back to scenes from [[caper]] and [[long pants]].
*Coach Z returning [[Strong Bad's fondue pot]] is a reference to [[50 emails]] and [[Puppet Time]].
*Strong Bad's message to Homestar is from Abdi, based on [[Abdi LaRue]], the sender of the very first email, [[some kinda robot]].
*This is another email featuring [[Mountain Dew]].
**Strong Bad pours Mountain Dew on the Happy like Homestar did to the Compy in [[anything]]. He also quotes Homestar's "apply liberally", imitating Homestar's accent. He then [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] twice while he pours it; once when sparks start to appear, and once when The Paper comes down.
*The Easter egg with Limozeen is lifted directly from [[flashback]].
*The Easter egg with Strong Sad refers to [[Strong Sad's Lament]], which, true to Strong Sad's words, hasn't been updated since September 9, 2005.
*In this email, The Cheat plays the [[Instruments|flute]].
*The Easter egg with Strong Sad uses the same theme as in the Strong Sad Easter egg in [[pizza joint]].
*Homestar's laptop [[Happy 8600]] is manufactured by [[Tandy]].
*Strong Bad apparently [[Interrupted Conversations|interrupts]] a Homestar Runner Email when he enters the room.
*The fonts used to write "200" in the intro are the fonts from each of [[Computers#Computers|Strong Bad's computers]].
*Strong Sad's pills are also mentioned in [[funny]].
*Homestar's disdain for the "repeat" pillow-fight topic seems to reflect the "topics the Brothers' Chap aren't likely to answer," most notably requests to "[[draw Trogdor again]]."
*Strong Bad's signs his email to Homestar with the catchphrase "[[Seriously|Sewiously]]", in the same vein as emails he received signed "[[Crapfully yours]]".
*Homestar's hremail24 is banned in similar manner to Strong Bad's [[sb_email 22]].
*"Squeazeled" and "cavalanche" are [[portmanteaus]].
*The Paper returns to beat up New Paper, making it the first appearance of the original on the site since the email [[the paper]].
*Strong Bad's exclamation, "WTC?" appears to be an acronym for "What the Crap?", recalling "[[Holy Crap]]", which was Strong Bad's favorite saying before it was overused by emailers.

===Real-World References===
*The Poopsmith Easter egg refers to the song "My Michelle" by [[Wikipedia:Guns N' Roses|Guns N' Roses]].
*Homestar's laptop is modeled after an [[Wikipedia:OLPC XO-1|XO-1]], an inexpensive model distributed as part of the [[Wikipedia:One Laptop Per Child|One Laptop Per Child]] project. The laptop was made available to North American consumers during the 2007 holiday season in a "Give 1 Get 1" offer. Ironically, the XO-1 keyboard is designed to resist liquids.

==See Also==
*[[Place ya bets!]]
*[[Page Load Error]]

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|twohundred|14754}}
*[[HR:hremail49.html|Watch "hremail 49"]]
*[[HR:hremail49.swf|View the Flash file for "hremail 49"]]
*[[HR:hremail24.html|Watch "hremail 24"]]
*[[HR:hremail24.swf|View the Flash file for "hremail 24"]]
*[[HR:sbemail200_zeen.swf|View the Flash file for the Limozeen Easter egg]]
*[[HR:songs/200sbemails.zip|Download the song]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Crap

2008-09-24T09:20:08Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{about|word itself}} {{for|substance that [[The Poopsmith]] shovels|Whatsit}}
[[Image:Really Old Tandy.PNG|thumb|"I like-a to say, 'Holy crap!'"]]
The word '''"crap"''' is a prominent [[Running Gags|running gag]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. The word itself is often used as a substitute for [[Swears|vulgarity]], and it often describes things that [[Strong Bad]] and other [[characters]] find stupid or offensive. In addition, Strong Bad has become infamous for the phrase "Holy crap!", an exclamation he frequently used [[Strong Bad Evolution|early in his evolution]], but not so much today. In fact, Strong Bad currently voices his displeasure openly whenever he receives an email [[Crapfully Yours|signed with the word "crap"]]. While Strong Bad typically uses "Holy crap!" or "Crap [[For Brains|for brains]]", [[Homestar Runner]], usually in mockery of Strong Bad's tendencies, prefers the term "crapface".

== Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations ==
[[Image:O Holy Crap.PNG|thumb|250px|"O Holy Crap"]]
===[[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toons]]===
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts, "Holy crap!" and dashes off.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — When he is discovered cheating in the jumping jack contest, Strong Bad says, "Oh!...... Holy crap."
*[[The Luau]] — After welcoming [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] to his party, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap!! I forgot the wood!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] discovers him after escaping from jail, Strong Bad says, "Aww, holy crap! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon!"
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — At the checkout line, [[Blue Laser Commander]] says, "Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!"
*[[Weclome Back]] — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, cuh-rap!" when he realizes that he accidentally [[Mashing|mashed stop]] instead of record when preparing to do an email while skydiving.

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] — Strong Bad's rendition of "O Holy Night" begins with "O Holy Crap." Homestar Runner later tries to explain that Strong Bad was trying to say "Happy Holidays" but accidentally says, "O Holy Crap."
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to [[Strong Sad]] about it, he says, "Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but..."
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — When Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] fails to cure [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] hiccups, Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!"
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — At the beginning and ending of the Toon, Homestar yells, "Oh, crap!" multiple times.

===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
*[[the bird]] — While talking to Pom Pom, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap, I should probably check my email."
*[[gimmicks]] — When the Tandy unexpectedly powers down, "What the crap?"
*[[current status]] — In regard to their current situation [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] tells [[Zubs and Coach B| Coach B]] "This crap ain't funny!"
*[[action figure]] — While playing with his action figure, Strong Bad says, "Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!"
*[[dragon]] — When Strong Bad sees [[Strong Sad]] with a picture of a dragon, he says to him, "Oh crap, I didn't know you were doing one."
*[[personal favorites]] — One of Strong Bad's favorite emails is a fictional one in which a viewer asks him his favorite phrase. An early version of Strong Bad replies, "I like-a to say, holy crap!"
*[[impression]] — In complimenting [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume, [[Coach Z]] says "Holy crap! It's as if [[Strong Sad]] were [[Death#Strong Sad|still alive]] and with us today!"
*[[couch patch]] — Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! This thing is worthless!" when his computer refuses to make Homestar's head explode.
*[[the bet]] — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, crap!" when he loses his bet with Homestar.
*[[theme park]] — Homestar says, "Oh, crap! Tasteball already?"
*[[time capsule]] — Strong Bad yells, "CRAP!" when his "groupies and royalties" fail to arrive.
*[[lady...ing]] — In the style of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], an early version of Strong Bad says, "Holy crap" several times, seemingly for no reason.
*[[pop-up]] — The final page of the book has a pop-up Strong Bad saying "Holy crap!" 
*[[coloring]] — When Strong Bad breaks his Skin Flesh colored crayon while coloring, he shouts "Aww, crudcrap!"
*[[unnatural]] — Homestar cries out "Oh my crap!" when he sees the giant Bubs and thinks Bubs has turned everyone into ants.
*[[more armies]] — After realizing that he said "missionaries" instead of "mercenaries," Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap, I did it again!"
*[[Accent]] — First, a projector shows Strong Bad in 5 years in a less gravelly voice, saying, "Holy crap, I am so great." Second, Coach Z tries to "fix" Strong Bad's accent, and among the things he has Strong Bad say is "Holy crap!", or in this case, "Holy crop". Coach Z shows Strong Bad a diagram of an ear of corn with a halo in order to help him with this. Lastly, at the end, Strong Bad says in his normal voice, "Something something Larry Larry. Holy crap."
*[[business trip]] — While looking through the itinerary, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! We've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!"
*[[shapeshifter]] — When he hears Homestar coming, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! DWAYNE!" and turns into a scarf to fool him.
*[[rated]] — [[Strong Sad]] and [[Homsar]] camp out by Strong Bad's [[Lappy 486]] waiting for him to say "holy crap" since he's "way overdue."

===Other===
*[[Who Said What Now?]] — The Strong Bad says, "Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Crap!"
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]] - The label on the [[Alcohol|Strong Beer]] reads, "Holy crap! This tastes good!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — [[The King of Town]] tries to impersonate Strong Bad by, among other things, saying, "Holy crap! You caught me!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with [[Marzipan]]. When [[Pom Pom]] tells him that doesn't work, he responds, "What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap." and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.
*[[Main Page 6]] — Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" as he falls through the clouds.
*[[Main Page 7]] — Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says, "Holy crap!" as his head falls off and rolls away.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] ends the issue by saying, "Everyone died 'cept me!" A chomping noise is heard, and she then says, "Aw, crap!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — In [[Trogdor]]'s lair, if you type "look trogdor", it says, "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen." Also, before you talk to Trogdor, the game says you think you hear him whimpering, then it says, "Aw crap, that's you."
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]] — Homestar says "Crap" when [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] makes a basketball shot over his head.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — When Stinkoman gets red buttoned again after defeating [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|An Ice Machine]], he says, "Crap."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — During his first message, Homestar says "Crap" when he realizes that he forgot why he was calling.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — The message for the second deleted scene says, "Oh crap. I ruined it again."
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — The Strong Bad character in the first 3D game demonstrated says "Holy crap."

== What the Crap? ==
[[Image:Flashbackcrap.PNG|thumb|250px|... asked No-shirt.]]
In addition to "Holy crap!", various forms of "What the crap?" are also popular.

===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
*[[brianrietta]] — When he realizes he's responding to Brian, Strong Bad yells, "hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?" before telling him things just won't work out between them.
*[[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad mutters, "What the... crap?" just before his computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|explodes]].
*[[army]] — Strong Bad orders [[Firebert]] to "find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at [[The Stick]] in 0-15 minutes."
*[[stupid stuff]] — When Homestar Runner gets Strong Bad to say something stupid, Strong Bad says, "What?! What the crap just happened?!"
*[[flashback]] — In the flashback, Strong Bad says, "Who the crap are you, [[Duckie Shirt|Duckshirt]]?", addressing Homestar Runner.
*[[dreamail]] — When Homestar Runner appears in Strong Bad's dream, he exclaims, "Crap the what?!"
*[[coloring]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad quietly says, "...the crap is pressed bunson?" in response to Marzipan's description of her crayons.
*[[licensed]] — Strong Bad says no one knows who the crap [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is.
*[[retirement]] — Strong Sad's act in [[Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder]] is called Stupid's Stupid Crap That I Hate.
*[[email thunder]] — when Strong Bad gets Homestar's email by accident, he says "WTC"

===Other===
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — At the beginning of the Toon, Strong Bad asks Homestar, "What the crap kinda freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyway?" Later, in the mountain scene, he asks "Where the crap are your legs in this scene?".
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Both Marzipan and Strong Bad say, "What the crap?" in this unfinished Toon.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad sings, "Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?" (Strong Sad had earlier mentioned always getting [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|locked in the bathtub]] on [[Decemberween]].)
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad's first question for Homestar is, "What the crap were you doing out there?", referring to how Homestar walked past the marshmallow stand several times.
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]] — Strong Bad asks the title question in this Easter egg cartoon.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — When Strong Mad starts punching the side of her house, Marzipan says, "What the crap!?"
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] — Upon being discovered, Blue Laser Commander shouts, "What the CRAP?"
*[[FAQ]] — One of the questions is "What the crap is '[[fhqwhgads]]' from?"
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] — In the intro, Strong Bad cries, "What in frig's crap?" in response to Homestar abusing his computer. Later on, if the viewers don't make a selection, he asks Homestar, "What the crap are they doing out there?"
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] — During the introduction, Strong Bad says, "I don't know what the crap you're saying, Lappy, but I'd follow you anywhere."
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad says "What's this crap-cake?" after the Goblin shows up without Halloween Night.
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — If you answer the First Keeper's question incorrectly, which results in you turning into [[Ron Cumberdale]], the game displays the message, "You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is."
*[[Date Nite]] — While Homestar and Strong Bad each yell at Marzipan and The Cheat, respectively, they suddenly wind up next to each other. Homestar stammers while Strong Bad says, "What the crap?"

== Miscellaneous "Crap" ==
===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
[[Image:HR50emails.PNG|thumb|250px|"Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad."]]
*[[homestar hair]] — Strong Bad types "delete that crap" to delete a [[Hairstyle Runner]] submission. The computer responds with the message "crap deleted." He also says if people play his game ([[Strong Libs]]), they can send him some hilarious crap with it.
*[[depressio]] — Anthony from South Gate asks Strong Bad to tell Strong Sad that he is dumb and a crappy guy.
*[[spring cleaning]] — The fourth email reads: "Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad". Strong Bad responds, "Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!" He then promptly [[DELETED|DELETES]] the email.
*[[cartoon]] — Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase, "Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap."
*[[vacation]] — Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: "Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Lack of Visible Arms|pick stuff up]] if he's not wearing any [[Marzipan|Marzi]]-[[Pants#Homestar's Pants|pants]]? Crapfully crap, [[Monkey D]], Seattle, Washington." He also says that when he was at [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots#The Great Mound|The Great Mound]], all the old ladies were wearing "all their Dainty McDainty crap."
*[[your friends]] — Strong Bad decides not to hurt [[The Poopsmith]], saying, "I figure the guy shovels [[Whatsit|crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof."
*[[50 emails]] — Homestar responds to one of the emails with, "Hey, crapface. Why dontcha blow it out your ear?"
*[[comic]] — Strong Bad says he should make some "crappy xeroxes of that thing" ("that thing" is [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]).
*[[current status]] — While looking for Strong Bad, [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] says, "Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!"
*[[unused emails]] — One of the emails in the short stack says the word "crap" a lot in it.
*[[personal favorites]] — One of the [[Grape Nuts Robot]]'s lines is, "Now spell 'Carp for brains'".
*[[labor day]] — Strong Bad tells the Poopsmith he gets "an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good."
*[[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he "got to eat a crapload of ice cream" at the King of Town's castle.
*[[lunch special]] — Strong Bad says, "Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap."
*[[replacement]] — Strong Bad holds signs of peoples names for making fun of. Homestar calls them all "Crapface".
*[[for kids]] — Strong Bad refers to [[Homsar]]'s show ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' as "that crap".
*[[long pants]] — Strong Bad asks "Clanky" how he's supposed to get "this crap" (the correction fluid) off of his computer screen.
*[[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad includes, "Umm...not pigeons" in the list because "they eat bread crumbs and they craps on people."
*[[record book]] — Strong Bad describes Coach Z's idea for breaking a record as random crap.
*[[Greeting Cards]] — On the second card, one of the card voice-overs says, "I'm sick! Of wasting my Fridays seeing your crappy band."
*[[bedtime story]] — After the bedtime story, Strong Bad types, "After I get sick of making up crap about The Cheat and [[Moses Malone]], Strong Mad and I belt out his favorite lullaby."
*[[death metal]] — [[Brainkrieg]] finishes last in "The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands."
*[[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says when he declares himself as The Poopsmith, he types, "Yes it is I who dons the crappy orange gloves."
*[[pop-up]] — When the [[Tandy 400]] appears in the book, Strong Bad says, "It's my crappy old computer asking the same crappy old questions." Also, there is a "crap flap" on the last page of the book, revealing a pile of whatsit.
*[[lady fan]] — Strong Bad believes that lady fans like crappy arts and crafts projects.
*[[candy product]] — Strong Bad wants a better shape for his new candy bar than the "standard piece-of-crap shape" of so many real-world candy bars.
*[[alternate universe]] — Strong Bad asks [[Strong Badman]] why they're in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair.
*[[keep cool]] — Before explaining the pool rules, Strong Bad says, "Alright, ya little sacks of crap." Plus, one of the pool rules says "there is no take a crap in it."
*[[theme song]] — Strong Bad says that his ratings would go higher if he had "one of those crappy cartoon theme songs."
*[[retirement]] — Strong Bad calls his old computers "[his] crappier and crappiest computers".
*[[what I want]] — Strong Bad introduces a category of products on the "Z' Shop Channel" by saying "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap."
*[[bike thief]] — Strong Bad asks Virginia how she knows her crappy bike is even worth stealing.
*[[web comics]] — Strong Bad mentions that putting the word 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier.
*[[business trip]] — Strong Bad says that the reason for going on business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for kids.
*[[yes, wrestling]] — Part of the lyrics for il Cartographer's entrance is "He takin' no crap!".
*[[diorama]] — Molly T. and Strong Bad refer to a "crappy, really stupid diorama."
*[[environment]] — Strong Sad and Marzipan chant, "Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!"
*[[licensed]] — Strong Bad identifies that Bubs's [[Bubs' Concession Stand|legal store front]] sells dangerous crap.
*[[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad says, "Crap like that," after describing the drawbacks of shapeshifting.
*[[specially marked]] — Strong Bad warns that certain cereals are only likely to contain "fitness-related crap", while Homestar wears a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, declaring himself to be "a crappy Stuntman".
*[[your edge]] — Strong Bad says that he and The Cheat "feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad" yesterday.
*[[magic trick]] (easter egg) — Item #1407B is known as "The Devil's Crapper".
*[[being mean]] — Strong Bad is sure Nice Dad's kids could "learn all sorts of crap-kicked-out-of-them lessons from superbly acted dramatizations."
*[[email thunder]] — When Strong Bad finds out that Homestar's been answering his own [[hremails]], he asks "since the crap when".

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — After Strong Bad exits the stage, he says that it should be called "Crappy Mother's Day" because he thinks it's been crappy so far.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad calls you a "lazy crap for crap" if you give him a Marshmallow Bunny. If you give him an apple, he says, "What is this crap?"
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — [[Bubs]] says and sings, "I got all types of crazy crap!"
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad tells The King of Town that he, Strong Mad and The Cheat are "about to egg the everloving crap out of [his] castle."
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] — On the first picture, Strong Bad says, "Dear Strong Bad, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you type with pieces of crappy red foam taped around your hands?]]"
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Bubs refers to a box of his "Aught Four" crap, as well as needing to make room for the "Aught Five" crap.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — After Strong Bad makes fun of someone's Bubs costume, he tells him to go enjoy the crappy decorations they set up in the cafeteria.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad says that if he wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest comedian, he'd beat the crap out of Homestar.

===Other===
*[[Museum]] — The page title for the Museum is, "Check out this old Crap!"
*[[Store]] — The page title for the Store homepage is, "All Types of Crazy Crap".
*[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]] - Two of the possible reasons for reaching the 404 page are, "Your computer is filled with crap, crap and more crap", and "Homestar is a stupid crap for brains webmaster."
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — When Homestar starts to describe Coach Z, one of Strong Bad's suggestions is "crap for brains". Then, during the scene where Homestar sits on a rock, Strong Bad narrates: "And so he crapped and crapped ... all over that rock."
*[[Strong Bad Talker]] - One of Strong Bad's words is "crap".
[[Image:Weather.PNG|thumb|220px|"Today's forecast is total crap!"]]
*[[Main Page 11]] — Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says, "Today's forecast is total crap!"
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says, "Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains."
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of Strong Bad's songs is, "I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You".
*[[The King of Town DVD]] - In the commentary, Strong Bad calls the [[Multi-Function Dragon]] a "piece of crap" twice. He also describes the stench of the Poopsmith: "I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend that took a crap."
*[[The Luau]] — The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read, "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains".
*[[The Interview]] - Strong Bad tells Homestar to "Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freakin' problem is!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) says that "no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of [Marzipan's] house."
*[[Hallrunner]] — When you find a chest and you decide to fight it, the game says, "You beat the crap out of it. Poor Chest". Also, if you find a rabid dog, and you talk to it, you tell it to "quit crapping up my lawn!"
*[[Experimental Film]] — In the Easter egg commentary, Strong Bad says he was cut into "a crappy bit part" in the video.
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — Upon being told the [[Cheat Commandos]] Headquarters playset is under attack, [[Gunhaver]] says, "We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] - When you WEAR MASK, Gary runs away, and the game displays the message, "You scared the crap out of [[Poor Gary]]!". If you answer The First Keeper's question correctly, the keeper replies, "Ah crap! You're right. Here, take this stupid Trog-Shield!"
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]] — On the first menu test, Strong Bad comments on how crappy they are.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] - In the opening cutscene for [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7|Level 7.1]], Stinkoman says he will "challenge the crap out of whoever red buttoned me".
*[[KOT's VOQPCS!]] — The King of Town comments that the Poopsmith smells "like a Crapsmith."
*[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad refers to a "crappy toy" a few times.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — The Stinkomanual warns you not to expect any "weepy princess crap" in this game.
*[[FAQ]] — One of the questions is "So wait, you guys make a living just by selling this crap?"
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Homestar says "Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's".
==See Also==
*[[Crapfully Yours]]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

email thunder

2008-09-24T09:18:48Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{sbenav|200|link=sbemailtwohundred}}
[[Image:Sbemail200.png|thumb|"Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?"]]

Strong Bad learns Homestar has his own email show and attempts to thwart it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[New Paper]], [[The Paper]], [[Limozeen]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar's Computer Room]], [[The Field]], the [[Review Revue]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, September 23, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

''{The email begins with a red curtain with "sbemail 200" on it. Then, cut to the Lappy with a pixelated bugle on it. Trumpets begin to play. Pan out to the Computer Room with roses on its floor. The Cheat does a small flute solo.}''

'''SINGER:''' Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred sbemails? The thought of all those sbemails makes me weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!

''{During the song, Strong Bad enters the computer room on the red carpet. Coach Z and Marzipan throw roses. Strong Bad continues to approach the computer, showing that the King of Town and Bubs are also in the room. Cut to the singer, who is revealed to be the Poopsmith, as he finishes his song.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{finishing the song}'' ''Puke!'' ''{echoing}'' Please be seated. ''{normally}'' How about that Poopsmith, huh? Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth sbemail intro song! I'm almost sniff ''{voice wavers}'' not totally disgusted!

''{Cut to the Poopsmith, surrounded by flies. He gives Strong Bad the thumbs up, and whatsit drips from his glove.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I take that back. ''{types out "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Okay, here we go!

''{pulls up the email, but doesen't read it}''

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: college girls?</div>
Dear Homestar,<br />
Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool.<br />
All the college dorm girls at MO<br />
Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber,<br />
and all the rest of use
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Duh-duh-duh-Dear ''Homestar''!? ''{extreme close-up on Homestar's name}'' W.T.C.? New Paper, print me out a hard copy. ''{It does and he grabs it.}'' I'll teach Homestar to steal my 200th email thunder. ''{Thunder booms}'' B'oyah! ''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves}''

''{Cut to Homestar at a table, typing on his Happy 8600}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{typing}'' —a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? What are you talking about? I just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the middle of checking my email.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddaya mean, ''your'' email? I'm in the middle of checking ''my'' email!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're not the only one around here that answers emails from fans with humorous results.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Since the crap when?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em. Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.

''{Cut to Homestar in his darkened living room, in a Homestar Runner shirt, white robe and sleeping cap}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face, it's usually enough to throw 'em off. ''{throws cinnamon on his face}'' Poo, poo. Poo, poo.

''{walks into living room to find Strong Bad and The Cheat having broken the cow lamp}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns}'' Hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''Whaaaaaat?''

''{Cut to the scene from [[long pants]], where Homestar is wearing Daisy Dukes in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!

''{He starts teleporting around the room to a different place after each word he utters. He first appears in front of Strong Bad, then leaning in behind him, then hanging upside down from the ceiling, then pixellated on the Lappy's screen as Atari Homestar, then blurred in the scene's foreground, then upside down under the desk, then back to his original position, looking exhausted and out of breath, all while chanting the following.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Long long long long long long pants!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad is sitting on the couch. Coach Z is standing to the left, wearing a fondue pot on his head and a Tigger tail.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!

'''STRONG BAD:''' My fondue part?

''{Cut back to Homestar's Computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Hang on!'' ''Shut face!'' Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad. Anyways, Let me see that email. ''{takes the email from Strong Bad}'' Oh, come on! ''Another'' pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail #49?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hr-what mail?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.

''{As he says "sbemails" and "hremails", they appear over his head as text, as if someone typed them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you even have an email address?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Of course I do. Everybody knows it's ''{typing}'' djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.

'''STRONG BAD:''' There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad. You want to help me check this email?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets in Homestar's face and pokes him as he speaks}'' I'm not gonna help you check your email! I'm gonna help myself ''ruin'' your email! Whooyaa!

''{Strong Bad exits to the left, and then reappears holding three ice cream sandwiches.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And help myself to your ice cream sammies. Whooyaa.

''{Strong Bad runs off, dropping one of the sandwiches, which spins in midair.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's computer room. The Lappy's cursor is on the subject/to line. Strong Bad sits down at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder! ''{thunder booms}''

''{Strong Bad types out the following email.}''

<blockquote class="email">
<div>to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</div>
Dear Homestar,<br />
I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering, can<br />
you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?<br />
Sewiously yours,<br />
Abdi
</blockquote>

''{As he types, he pronounces "wandering" with an "A" as in "ham", and "sewiously" exactly as typed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''Send!''

''{The Lappy's screen clears and the camera whips to the opposite side of the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Let's see now, a couple of seconds for the DNS to resolve, server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and... DING! He's taken the bait! ''{leaps away}'' Hooyah!

''{Cut to The Field. Homestar walks in to the left, carrying a clipboard, approaching a wooden sign that reads "Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer! A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!

''{Strong Bad runs past in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tee hee hee!

''{Cut to the Happy 8600. Strong Bad runs in from the left as guitar music begins to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh hello, idiot-proof computer! You look a little thirsty. Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!

''{Strong Bad produces a giant bottle of Mountain Dew.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs chin}'' How does that old adage go? Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!

''{Strong Bad pours the Mountain Dew on the Happy 8600. Within seconds, it begins to spark and smoke}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{smiles}'' Ha ha!

''{New Paper comes down, but instead of Strong Bad's email address, it says "Click here to email Homestar Runner", with Homestar's email address.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?

''{New Paper is pulled back off-screen. Some blows are exchanged, and The Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiles again}'' The Paper! You came back!!

''{A spark catches The Paper, and it burns to a crisp.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops.

''{The screen clears to black, and the words "Strong Bad Emails" appear. The names of the first two hundred Strong Bad Emails scroll up from the bottom in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Rolling over some of the email names at the end brings up a photo of a character (or characters) that debuted from that email.
**[[homsar]]: [[Homsar]]
**[[band names]]: [[Limozeen]]
**[[superhero name]]: [[Strong Badman]]
**[[japanese cartoon]]: [[Stinkoman]]
**[[comic]]: [[Teen Girl Squad]]
**[[dragon]]: [[Trogdor]]
**[[ghosts]]: [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
**[[crazy cartoon]]: [[Eh! Steve!]]
**[[montage]]: [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
**[[kind of cool]]: [[Senor Cardgage]]
**[[animal]]: [[Sterrence]]
*At the end, click on "legends" to see a scene about The Poopsmith's singing abilities.
*:''{a tattered scrap of brown paper appears, with The Poopsmith drawn on it, along with the words "200 email curse", "legend tells...", "The Poopsmith", and "old parchment"}''
*:'''NARRATOR:''' Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith would break his vow of silence—
*:''{the drawing changes to The Poopsmith holding a microphone and wearing a bowtie. The words "Well, well, well, my Michelle..." are added.}''
*:'''NARRATOR:''' —and croon anew.
*At the end, click on the "O" in "Strong" to see a scene with Limozeen.
*:'''LIMOZEEN:''' Congratulations, Strong Bad, on your ''{a voice interrupts, loudly saying:}'' '''200th''' ''{voice ends}'' email!
*:''{slight pause}''
*:'''LARRY:''' ''{startling the other bandmembers}'' WE'RE FROM ''{the voice cuts in again}'' '''THE YEAR 2008'''!
*:'''PERRY:''' Uh, I think it says that at the top of the screen, Larry.
*:''{the words "it is 2008!" appear over the Limozeen logo)''
*:'''LARRY:''' WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
*:''{The band members strike various poses and the frame freezes, as the ending riff from "Brain Sister" plays.}''
*At the end, click on the "A" in "Bad", to see more with Strong Bad's soda.
*:''{Strong Bad continues to pour Mountain Dew on the Happy. Homestar walks in.}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that? USB? Four pins? Eight pins? Firewire? ''{muddying the word with his speech impediment}'' Fouloul? I bet it was Foul Owl. ''{walks out again}''
*At the end, click on the "A" in "Emails" to bring up a pop-up to download the "200 Sbemails" song by [[They Might Be Giants]].
*At the end, click on the "S" in "Emails" to see a scene with Strong Sad.
*:''{Strong Sad is giving a review on his review show, "Review Revue"}''
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear. Will we ever see a 201? Is the reign of HREmails at hand? For the answers to these questions, be sure and ''not'' check out my blog. I haven't updated that thing in years!
*<div id="hremail49">Open [[HR:hremail49.html|hremail49.html]] to see an excerpt from that email.</div>
*:''{Homestar Runner is standing in a room in his pajamas and covered in kiss marks}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{a pillow hits Homestar}'' Whoa! Ladies! Girls! ''{another pillow hits Homestar}'' Take it easy! ''{yet, another pillow hits Homestar}'' What do you think this is? hremail 24? ''{a large pillow knocks Homestar over}''
*Open [[HR:hremail24.html|hremail24.html]] as referenced in the previous Easter egg. The screen is simply red with the text ''Banned For Content'' across the center.
*If you send an email to djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com, you receive an auto reply message saying:
<blockquote>
From: djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com<br>
Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
<br><br>
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!
<br><br>
Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.
<br><br>
And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!
<br><br>
Okay bye,<br>
Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The term "Stealing One's Thunder" (from which the title is derived) is used in situations wherein one person is associated with hoopla stemming from the efforts of another person. In this case, sbemail #200 was intended to be for Strong Bad, but the email itself was addressed to Homestar Runner, who would therefore be recognized as the recipient of the 200th email.

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#duck pond|duck pond]]".
*[[John Linnell]] as the voice of the Poopsmith marks the only main character who is not voiced by [[the Brothers Chaps]] or [[Missy]].
*This is the only time we actually hear the Poopsmith talk. 
*The Cheat is playing a [[Left Handedness|left-handed]] flute at the beginning.
*When this toon was first released, the thunder sound effects and the flashing was not there when Strong Bad said "email thunder". These were added later.

===Remarks===
*When the Paper comes down, it is clickable and will let you email Strong Bad until he accidentally burns it up.
*Homestar recalling two real emails and one fake one may reference [[personal favorites]], in which Strong Bad did the same.

===Goofs===
*In the clip from [[long pants]], the words that are on the screen are one line lower than they should be.
*On the end screen, there is no space between [[crying]] and [[pom pom]].

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally on the end screen, highlighting [[ghosts]] would bring up a picture of [[Sterrance]], who never appeared in that email. This has since been corrected; the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] now appears when that email is highlighted.
*Also originally on the end screen, sibbie was spelled "sibby".

===Inside References===
*Homestar calls back to scenes from [[caper]] and [[long pants]].
*Coach Z returning [[Strong Bad's fondue pot]] is a reference to [[50 emails]] and [[Puppet Time]].
*Strong Bad's message to Homestar is from Abdi, based on [[Abdi LaRue]], the sender of the very first email, [[some kinda robot]].
*This is another email featuring [[Mountain Dew]].
**Strong Bad pours Mountain Dew on the Happy like Homestar did to the Compy in [[anything]]. He also quotes Homestar's "apply liberally", imitating Homestar's accent. He then [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] twice while he pours it; once when sparks start to appear, and once when The Paper comes down.
*The Easter egg with Limozeen is lifted directly from [[flashback]].
*The Easter egg with Strong Sad refers to [[Strong Sad's Lament]], which, true to Strong Sad's words, hasn't been updated since September 9, 2005.
*In this email, The Cheat plays the [[Instruments|flute]].
*The Easter egg with Strong Sad uses the same theme as in the Strong Sad Easter egg in [[pizza joint]].
*Homestar's laptop [[Happy 8600]] is manufactured by [[Tandy]].
*Strong Bad apparently [[Interrupted Conversations|interrupts]] a Homestar Runner Email when he enters the room.
*The fonts used to write "200" in the intro are the fonts from each of [[Computers#Computers|Strong Bad's computers]].
*Strong Sad's pills are also mentioned in [[funny]].
*Homestar's disdain for the "repeat" pillow-fight topic seems to reflect the "topics the Brothers' Chap aren't likely to answer," most notably requests to "[[draw Trogdor again]]."
*Strong Bad's signs his email to Homestar with the catchphrase "[[Seriously|Sewiously]]", in the same vein as emails he received signed "[[Crapfully yours]]".
*Homestar's hremail24 is banned in similar manner to Strong Bad's [[sb_email 22]].
*"Squeazeled" and "cavalanche" are [[portmanteaus]].
*The Paper returns to beat up New Paper, making it the first appearance of the original on the site since the email [[the paper]].
*Strong Bad's exclamation, "WTC?" appears to be an acronym for "What the Crap?", recalling "[[Holy Crap]]", which was Strong Bad's favorite saying before it was overused by emailers.

===Real-World References===
*The Poopsmith Easter egg refers to the song "My Michelle" by [[Wikipedia:Guns N' Roses|Guns N' Roses]].
*Homestar's laptop is modeled after an [[Wikipedia:OLPC XO-1|XO-1]], an inexpensive model distributed as part of the [[Wikipedia:One Laptop Per Child|One Laptop Per Child]] project. The laptop was made available to North American consumers during the 2007 holiday season in a "Give 1 Get 1" offer. Ironically, the XO-1 keyboard is designed to resist liquids.

==See Also==
*[[Place ya bets!]]
*[[Page Load Error]]

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|twohundred|14754}}
*[[HR:hremail49.html|Watch "hremail 49"]]
*[[HR:hremail49.swf|View the Flash file for "hremail 49"]]
*[[HR:hremail24.html|Watch "hremail 24"]]
*[[HR:hremail24.swf|View the Flash file for "hremail 24"]]
*[[HR:sbemail200_zeen.swf|View the Flash file for the Limozeen Easter egg]]
*[[HR:songs/200sbemails.zip|Download the song]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Crap

2008-09-23T13:35:20Z

Saisinkolimonadin:

{{about|word itself}} {{for|substance that [[The Poopsmith]] shovels|Whatsit}}
[[Image:Really Old Tandy.PNG|thumb|"I like-a to say, 'Holy crap!'"]]
The word '''"crap"''' is a prominent [[Running Gags|running gag]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. The word itself is often used as a substitute for [[Swears|vulgarity]], and it often describes things that [[Strong Bad]] and other [[characters]] find stupid or offensive. In addition, Strong Bad has become infamous for the phrase "Holy crap!", an exclamation he frequently used [[Strong Bad Evolution|early in his evolution]], but not so much today. In fact, Strong Bad currently voices his displeasure openly whenever he receives an email [[Crapfully Yours|signed with the word "crap"]]. While Strong Bad typically uses "Holy crap!" or "Crap [[For Brains|for brains]]", [[Homestar Runner]], usually in mockery of Strong Bad's tendencies, prefers the term "crapface".

== Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations ==
[[Image:O Holy Crap.PNG|thumb|250px|"O Holy Crap"]]
===[[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toons]]===
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts, "Holy crap!" and dashes off.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — When he is discovered cheating in the jumping jack contest, Strong Bad says, "Oh!...... Holy crap."
*[[The Luau]] — After welcoming [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] to his party, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap!! I forgot the wood!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] discovers him after escaping from jail, Strong Bad says, "Aww, holy crap! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon!"
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — At the checkout line, [[Blue Laser Commander]] says, "Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!"
*[[Weclome Back]] — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, cuh-rap!" when he realizes that he accidentally [[Mashing|mashed stop]] instead of record when preparing to do an email while skydiving.

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] — Strong Bad's rendition of "O Holy Night" begins with "O Holy Crap." Homestar Runner later tries to explain that Strong Bad was trying to say "Happy Holidays" but accidentally says, "O Holy Crap."
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to [[Strong Sad]] about it, he says, "Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but..."
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — When Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] fails to cure [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] hiccups, Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!"
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — At the beginning and ending of the Toon, Homestar yells, "Oh, crap!" multiple times.

===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
*[[the bird]] — While talking to Pom Pom, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap, I should probably check my email."
*[[current status]] — In regard to their current situation [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] tells [[Zubs and Coach B| Coach B]] "This crap ain't funny!"
*[[action figure]] — While playing with his action figure, Strong Bad says, "Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!"
*[[dragon]] — When Strong Bad sees [[Strong Sad]] with a picture of a dragon, he says to him, "Oh crap, I didn't know you were doing one."
*[[personal favorites]] — One of Strong Bad's favorite emails is a fictional one in which a viewer asks him his favorite phrase. An early version of Strong Bad replies, "I like-a to say, holy crap!"
*[[impression]] — In complimenting [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume, [[Coach Z]] says "Holy crap! It's as if [[Strong Sad]] were [[Death#Strong Sad|still alive]] and with us today!"
*[[couch patch]] — Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! This thing is worthless!" when his computer refuses to make Homestar's head explode.
*[[the bet]] — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, crap!" when he loses his bet with Homestar.
*[[theme park]] — Homestar says, "Oh, crap! Tasteball already?"
*[[time capsule]] — Strong Bad yells, "CRAP!" when his "groupies and royalties" fail to arrive.
*[[lady...ing]] — In the style of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], an early version of Strong Bad says, "Holy crap" several times, seemingly for no reason.
*[[pop-up]] — The final page of the book has a pop-up Strong Bad saying "Holy crap!" 
*[[coloring]] — When Strong Bad breaks his Skin Flesh colored crayon while coloring, he shouts "Aww, crudcrap!"
*[[unnatural]] — Homestar cries out "Oh my crap!" when he sees the giant Bubs and thinks Bubs has turned everyone into ants.
*[[more armies]] — After realizing that he said "missionaries" instead of "mercenaries," Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap, I did it again!"
*[[Accent]] — First, a projector shows Strong Bad in 5 years in a less gravelly voice, saying, "Holy crap, I am so great." Second, Coach Z tries to "fix" Strong Bad's accent, and among the things he has Strong Bad say is "Holy crap!", or in this case, "Holy crop". Coach Z shows Strong Bad a diagram of an ear of corn with a halo in order to help him with this. Lastly, at the end, Strong Bad says in his normal voice, "Something something Larry Larry. Holy crap."
*[[business trip]] — While looking through the itinerary, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! We've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!"
*[[shapeshifter]] — When he hears Homestar coming, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! DWAYNE!" and turns into a scarf to fool him.
*[[rated]] — [[Strong Sad]] and [[Homsar]] camp out by Strong Bad's [[Lappy 486]] waiting for him to say "holy crap" since he's "way overdue."

===Other===
*[[Who Said What Now?]] — The Strong Bad says, "Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Crap!"
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]] - The label on the [[Alcohol|Strong Beer]] reads, "Holy crap! This tastes good!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — [[The King of Town]] tries to impersonate Strong Bad by, among other things, saying, "Holy crap! You caught me!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with [[Marzipan]]. When [[Pom Pom]] tells him that doesn't work, he responds, "What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap." and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.
*[[Main Page 6]] — Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" as he falls through the clouds.
*[[Main Page 7]] — Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says, "Holy crap!" as his head falls off and rolls away.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] ends the issue by saying, "Everyone died 'cept me!" A chomping noise is heard, and she then says, "Aw, crap!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — In [[Trogdor]]'s lair, if you type "look trogdor", it says, "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen." Also, before you talk to Trogdor, the game says you think you hear him whimpering, then it says, "Aw crap, that's you."
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]] — Homestar says "Crap" when [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] makes a basketball shot over his head.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — When Stinkoman gets red buttoned again after defeating [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|An Ice Machine]], he says, "Crap."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — During his first message, Homestar says "Crap" when he realizes that he forgot why he was calling.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — The message for the second deleted scene says, "Oh crap. I ruined it again."
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — The Strong Bad character in the first 3D game demonstrated says "Holy crap."

== What the Crap? ==
[[Image:Flashbackcrap.PNG|thumb|250px|... asked No-shirt.]]
In addition to "Holy crap!", various forms of "What the crap?" are also popular.

===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
*[[brianrietta]] — When he realizes he's responding to Brian, Strong Bad yells, "hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?" before telling him things just won't work out between them.
*[[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad mutters, "What the... crap?" just before his computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|explodes]].
*[[army]] — Strong Bad orders [[Firebert]] to "find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at [[The Stick]] in 0-15 minutes."
*[[stupid stuff]] — When Homestar Runner gets Strong Bad to say something stupid, Strong Bad says, "What?! What the crap just happened?!"
*[[flashback]] — In the flashback, Strong Bad says, "Who the crap are you, [[Duckie Shirt|Duckshirt]]?", addressing Homestar Runner.
*[[dreamail]] — When Homestar Runner appears in Strong Bad's dream, he exclaims, "Crap the what?!"
*[[coloring]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad quietly says, "...the crap is pressed bunson?" in response to Marzipan's description of her crayons.
*[[licensed]] — Strong Bad says no one knows who the crap [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is.
*[[retirement]] — Strong Sad's act in [[Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder]] is called Stupid's Stupid Crap That I Hate.

===Other===
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — At the beginning of the Toon, Strong Bad asks Homestar, "What the crap kinda freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyway?" Later, in the mountain scene, he asks "Where the crap are your legs in this scene?".
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Both Marzipan and Strong Bad say, "What the crap?" in this unfinished Toon.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad sings, "Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?" (Strong Sad had earlier mentioned always getting [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|locked in the bathtub]] on [[Decemberween]].)
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad's first question for Homestar is, "What the crap were you doing out there?", referring to how Homestar walked past the marshmallow stand several times.
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]] — Strong Bad asks the title question in this Easter egg cartoon.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — When Strong Mad starts punching the side of her house, Marzipan says, "What the crap!?"
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] — Upon being discovered, Blue Laser Commander shouts, "What the CRAP?"
*[[FAQ]] — One of the questions is "What the crap is '[[fhqwhgads]]' from?"
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] — In the intro, Strong Bad cries, "What in frig's crap?" in response to Homestar abusing his computer. Later on, if the viewers don't make a selection, he asks Homestar, "What the crap are they doing out there?"
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] — During the introduction, Strong Bad says, "I don't know what the crap you're saying, Lappy, but I'd follow you anywhere."
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad says "What's this crap-cake?" after the Goblin shows up without Halloween Night.
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — If you answer the First Keeper's question incorrectly, which results in you turning into [[Ron Cumberdale]], the game displays the message, "You ask who the crap Ron Cumberdale is."
*[[Date Nite]] — While Homestar and Strong Bad each yell at Marzipan and The Cheat, respectively, they suddenly wind up next to each other. Homestar stammers while Strong Bad says, "What the crap?"

== Miscellaneous "Crap" ==
===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
[[Image:HR50emails.PNG|thumb|250px|"Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad."]]
*[[homestar hair]] — Strong Bad types "delete that crap" to delete a [[Hairstyle Runner]] submission. The computer responds with the message "crap deleted." He also says if people play his game ([[Strong Libs]]), they can send him some hilarious crap with it.
*[[depressio]] — Anthony from South Gate asks Strong Bad to tell Strong Sad that he is dumb and a crappy guy.
*[[spring cleaning]] — The fourth email reads: "Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad". Strong Bad responds, "Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!" He then promptly [[DELETED|DELETES]] the email.
*[[cartoon]] — Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase, "Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap."
*[[vacation]] — Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: "Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Lack of Visible Arms|pick stuff up]] if he's not wearing any [[Marzipan|Marzi]]-[[Pants#Homestar's Pants|pants]]? Crapfully crap, [[Monkey D]], Seattle, Washington." He also says that when he was at [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots#The Great Mound|The Great Mound]], all the old ladies were wearing "all their Dainty McDainty crap."
*[[your friends]] — Strong Bad decides not to hurt [[The Poopsmith]], saying, "I figure the guy shovels [[Whatsit|crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof."
*[[50 emails]] — Homestar responds to one of the emails with, "Hey, crapface. Why dontcha blow it out your ear?"
*[[comic]] — Strong Bad says he should make some "crappy xeroxes of that thing" ("that thing" is [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]).
*[[current status]] — While looking for Strong Bad, [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] says, "Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!"
*[[unused emails]] — One of the emails in the short stack says the word "crap" a lot in it.
*[[personal favorites]] — One of the [[Grape Nuts Robot]]'s lines is, "Now spell 'Carp for brains'".
*[[labor day]] — Strong Bad tells the Poopsmith he gets "an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good."
*[[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he "got to eat a crapload of ice cream" at the King of Town's castle.
*[[lunch special]] — Strong Bad says, "Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap."
*[[replacement]] — Strong Bad holds signs of peoples names for making fun of. Homestar calls them all "Crapface".
*[[for kids]] — Strong Bad refers to [[Homsar]]'s show ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' as "that crap".
*[[long pants]] — Strong Bad asks "Clanky" how he's supposed to get "this crap" (the correction fluid) off of his computer screen.
*[[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad includes, "Umm...not pigeons" in the list because "they eat bread crumbs and they craps on people."
*[[record book]] — Strong Bad describes Coach Z's idea for breaking a record as random crap.
*[[Greeting Cards]] — On the second card, one of the card voice-overs says, "I'm sick! Of wasting my Fridays seeing your crappy band."
*[[bedtime story]] — After the bedtime story, Strong Bad types, "After I get sick of making up crap about The Cheat and [[Moses Malone]], Strong Mad and I belt out his favorite lullaby."
*[[death metal]] — [[Brainkrieg]] finishes last in "The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands."
*[[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says when he declares himself as The Poopsmith, he types, "Yes it is I who dons the crappy orange gloves."
*[[pop-up]] — When the [[Tandy 400]] appears in the book, Strong Bad says, "It's my crappy old computer asking the same crappy old questions." Also, there is a "crap flap" on the last page of the book, revealing a pile of whatsit.
*[[lady fan]] — Strong Bad believes that lady fans like crappy arts and crafts projects.
*[[candy product]] — Strong Bad wants a better shape for his new candy bar than the "standard piece-of-crap shape" of so many real-world candy bars.
*[[alternate universe]] — Strong Bad asks [[Strong Badman]] why they're in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair.
*[[keep cool]] — Before explaining the pool rules, Strong Bad says, "Alright, ya little sacks of crap." Plus, one of the pool rules says "there is no take a crap in it."
*[[theme song]] — Strong Bad says that his ratings would go higher if he had "one of those crappy cartoon theme songs."
*[[retirement]] — Strong Bad calls his old computers "[his] crappier and crappiest computers".
*[[what I want]] — Strong Bad introduces a category of products on the "Z' Shop Channel" by saying "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap."
*[[bike thief]] — Strong Bad asks Virginia how she knows her crappy bike is even worth stealing.
*[[web comics]] — Strong Bad mentions that putting the word 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier.
*[[business trip]] — Strong Bad says that the reason for going on business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for kids.
*[[yes, wrestling]] — Part of the lyrics for il Cartographer's entrance is "He takin' no crap!".
*[[diorama]] — Molly T. and Strong Bad refer to a "crappy, really stupid diorama."
*[[environment]] — Strong Sad and Marzipan chant, "Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!"
*[[licensed]] — Strong Bad identifies that Bubs's [[Bubs' Concession Stand|legal store front]] sells dangerous crap.
*[[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad says, "Crap like that," after describing the drawbacks of shapeshifting.
*[[specially marked]] — Strong Bad warns that certain cereals are only likely to contain "fitness-related crap", while Homestar wears a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, declaring himself to be "a crappy Stuntman".
*[[your edge]] — Strong Bad says that he and The Cheat "feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad" yesterday.
*[[magic trick]] (easter egg) — Item #1407B is known as "The Devil's Crapper".
*[[being mean]] — Strong Bad is sure Nice Dad's kids could "learn all sorts of crap-kicked-out-of-them lessons from superbly acted dramatizations."
*[[email thunder]] — When Strong Bad finds out that Homestar's been answering his own "hremails", he asks "since the crap when".

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — After Strong Bad exits the stage, he says that it should be called "Crappy Mother's Day" because he thinks it's been crappy so far.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad calls you a "lazy crap for crap" if you give him a Marshmallow Bunny. If you give him an apple, he says, "What is this crap?"
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — [[Bubs]] says and sings, "I got all types of crazy crap!"
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad tells The King of Town that he, Strong Mad and The Cheat are "about to egg the everloving crap out of [his] castle."
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] — On the first picture, Strong Bad says, "Dear Strong Bad, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you type with pieces of crappy red foam taped around your hands?]]"
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Bubs refers to a box of his "Aught Four" crap, as well as needing to make room for the "Aught Five" crap.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — After Strong Bad makes fun of someone's Bubs costume, he tells him to go enjoy the crappy decorations they set up in the cafeteria.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad says that if he wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest comedian, he'd beat the crap out of Homestar.

===Other===
*[[Museum]] — The page title for the Museum is, "Check out this old Crap!"
*[[Store]] — The page title for the Store homepage is, "All Types of Crazy Crap".
*[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]] - Two of the possible reasons for reaching the 404 page are, "Your computer is filled with crap, crap and more crap", and "Homestar is a stupid crap for brains webmaster."
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — When Homestar starts to describe Coach Z, one of Strong Bad's suggestions is "crap for brains". Then, during the scene where Homestar sits on a rock, Strong Bad narrates: "And so he crapped and crapped ... all over that rock."
*[[Strong Bad Talker]] - One of Strong Bad's words is "crap".
[[Image:Weather.PNG|thumb|220px|"Today's forecast is total crap!"]]
*[[Main Page 11]] — Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says, "Today's forecast is total crap!"
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says, "Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains."
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of Strong Bad's songs is, "I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You".
*[[The King of Town DVD]] - In the commentary, Strong Bad calls the [[Multi-Function Dragon]] a "piece of crap" twice. He also describes the stench of the Poopsmith: "I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend that took a crap."
*[[The Luau]] — The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read, "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains".
*[[The Interview]] - Strong Bad tells Homestar to "Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freakin' problem is!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) says that "no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of [Marzipan's] house."
*[[Hallrunner]] — When you find a chest and you decide to fight it, the game says, "You beat the crap out of it. Poor Chest". Also, if you find a rabid dog, and you talk to it, you tell it to "quit crapping up my lawn!"
*[[Experimental Film]] — In the Easter egg commentary, Strong Bad says he was cut into "a crappy bit part" in the video.
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — Upon being told the [[Cheat Commandos]] Headquarters playset is under attack, [[Gunhaver]] says, "We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!"
*[[Peasant's Quest]] - When you WEAR MASK, Gary runs away, and the game displays the message, "You scared the crap out of [[Poor Gary]]!". If you answer The First Keeper's question correctly, the keeper replies, "Ah crap! You're right. Here, take this stupid Trog-Shield!"
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]] — On the first menu test, Strong Bad comments on how crappy they are.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] - In the opening cutscene for [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7|Level 7.1]], Stinkoman says he will "challenge the crap out of whoever red buttoned me".
*[[KOT's VOQPCS!]] — The King of Town comments that the Poopsmith smells "like a Crapsmith."
*[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad refers to a "crappy toy" a few times.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — The Stinkomanual warns you not to expect any "weepy princess crap" in this game.
*[[FAQ]] — One of the questions is "So wait, you guys make a living just by selling this crap?"
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Homestar says "Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's".
==See Also==
*[[Crapfully Yours]]

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