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Best Caper Ever

2009-02-09T12:03:40Z

Sonicstar Runner: one word

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[[Image:Best Caper Ever.png|thumb|"You're a polar bear, right?'']]

Strong Bad somehow manages to pull off the best caper ever... if he could only remember it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Wikipedia:Arctic Ocean|Arctic Ocean]], [[The House Of The Brothers Strong]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 9, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:43

'''Page Title:''' Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!

==Transcript==
''{slow fade to a closeup of Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, what should I do today? ''{takes a deep breath and turns the other way}'' I just wander what I should be doing today, you know? ''{shakes head}'' I just can't stop wondering what I maybe could be should be doing today?

''{cut to a long shot of Homestar standing alone on an ice floe, with an iceberg visible in the back}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Man. ''{the echo is heard; Homestar looks around}''

''{cut to a closer shot}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is short than the other again. ''{Homestar lifts his right leg and lets it swing freely}'' ''{softly}'' It doesn't touch.

''{cut to a long overhead shot of Homestar drifting which crossfades to a slightly grainy black white pictures with the legend Satellite Feed in the lower right corner}''

''{camera pulls back to reveal the TV is sitting in The House of The Brothers Strong}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you have no idea how we pulled this off?

''{reverse shot of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the television}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's retrace our steps. We stole Homestar's melonade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nodding}'' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made pee-pee in said melondade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{embarrassed affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we might be missing a few key steps there.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man! This is like our best caper ever, and we don't even remember what we did!?

''{cut back to Homestar. A black lump can be seen floating off to frame left.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass! ''{singsong}'' Thanks for stopping by! ''{cut to a medium shot}'' Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot! ''{Homestar looks over his shoulder, annoyed}'' Hm! ''{He starts shaking his body in random directions, grunting}'' That is it, satellite phone! You've poked me for the last time! ''{He tosses the phone into the ocean}'' You too, flare gun. ''{He drops the gun into the ocean}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, laying on the carpet}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're sure you don't remember like tricking Homestar to get on a cargo plane, ''{sketch of Homestar running towards a plane with a sign saying "Free Pile" appears over them}'' maybe bribing some walruses, ''{sketch of The Cheat with feet giving money to three walruses appears and fade}'' or maybe experimenting with the folding of space-time? ''{sketch of a diagram of a black hole, The Cheat with [[Cool Shades|glasses]], and math equations}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{negative The Cheat response}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, the only thing we know for certain is you made wee ''{a picture of a glass of melonade appears}'' in Homestar's melonade and he's stuck ''{picture of a globe appears with a circle around it pointing to a tiny Homestar}'' on the other side of the globe in which we mysteriously have satellite coverage. ''{a satellite appears next to the globe}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps up, makes scared The Cheat noise}''

''{cut back to a medium shot of Homestar standing on the ice floe}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, ''just maybe'', this ''{close-up of Homestar}'' isn't Marzipan's new patio. I should probably yell for help.

''{cut to a long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Larry! ''{echo is heard}''

''{cut back to a close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Larry sounds like the kind of guy that get me out of this jam!

''{cut back to long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voice breaking}'' Larry! ''{echo}''

''{cut back to close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Homestar? ''{echo}''

''{cut to a medium shot. Strong Sad is drifting in frame left, reading a book}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, would you please keep it down?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, great! Strong Sad! You're a polar bear, right?

''{close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube, so future generations can thaw me out ''{cut back to a medium shot of the two of them}'' so they can marvel at my same length legs!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year....

''{black card with an iceberg and the word "end." appears}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to see a scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat at Bubs' Concession Stand.
:''{The Cheat is on the counter of the stand, beside Bubs, while Strong Bad looks on. A sign is taped on the counter, reading, "BUBS A VET NOW! GET IT"}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' And I'm gonna need you to fill ''this'' up.
:''{He takes out a trash can, which has a fill line drawn on it and a "Grody Sample" label taped to it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{suddenly angry}'' I'm not looking at The Cheat!
:''{Strong Bad looks surprised}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Doctors and vets often take samples of urine to test for sickness.

===Inside References===
*The Cheat sabotaged Homestar's [[Melonade|melonade]] by [[peeing]] into it.
*The Satellite Feed monitor resembles the security camera monitor from [[date]].
*The Trash Can is the same one that appeared in [[bike thief]]

===Real-World References===
*The "Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!" title, is referring to the cartoon's unfortunate timing - It was released the day after 134 people were rescued from a freeflowing sheet of ice that broke off into [[Wikipedia:Lake Erie|Lake Erie]].[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090207/ap_on_re_us/ice_floe_fishermen]

==External Links==
*[[HR:bestcaper.html|Watch "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[HR:bestcaper.swf|View the Flash file for "Best Caper Ever"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Talk:extra plug

2009-02-03T23:40:37Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Fade to Black? */ Oh this doesn't even need to be asked.; No resemblance.

==Transcribing Easter Eggs==
Why was some of the dialogue removed from the Transcript? I thought that easter eggs that required just sitting around and waiting were expected to be placed in the Transcripts. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 12:00, 11 Oct 2004 (MST)

OK, since nobody has answered this query, I've done some looking around on the Wiki and have now become quite confused. Apparently, while the official transcription policy says that all easter eggs are not to be transcribed, quite a few old sbemail transcriptions contain the transcripts of Easter Eggs that require you sit at your computer like a good boy and wait, including the transcripts for [[caper]], [[theme park]], [[cartoon]], [[the process]], and [[lunch special]]. So, which is it now? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 17:23, 11 Oct 2004 (MST)

:We transcribe everything. The non-clickable eggs (just sit there and it happens) go in the Transcript, the clickable ones go in the Easter Eggs. This was kind of discussed [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/HRWiki_talk:Standards#Since_when_do_we_not_transcribe_easter_eggs.3F here], but never really gone over.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:01, 11 Oct 2004 (MST)

::That's what I thought. Restoring the axed text now. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 18:16, 11 Oct 2004 (MST)

== Good E-mail ==

I think the Bros. have finally come out of their slump. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]

Best email since long time -- PS

== I bwoke it ==

Sorry. I made a mistake. I put just Strong instead of Strong Sad on trivia. Yous guys can edit it. -Kinsey

== Song ==

What's up with Homestar's song?

:I think he really had to pee.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 12:30, 29 October 2005 (UTC)

== Solid state? ==

I know I'm like a year late here, but... the remark about "solid state replacing vaccum tube technology" may be incorrect. In this particular context, "solid state" means "no moving parts". For example, a USB harddrive and a USB memory stick are both storage devices. The memory stick is solid state, since it's just a bunch of microchips, whereas the harddrive is not solid state, as it uses a spinning platter and mobile read-write heads. "This is funny, you see, because the so-called Solid State boots apparently use a large and noisy vaccum cleaner motor, which is definitely not solid state technology." [[User:207.96.8.128|207.96.8.128]] 17:58, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

:Thank you for your comment. I've integrated your points into the revised Remark:

*Solid state refers to transistor electronics, vs. old vacuum tube technology. In the '50s through perhaps the mid-'70s (which seems like it might be the period from which the boots came), manufacturers would stamp "solid state" on their various devices, signifying that they were state-of-the-art. These so-called "Solid State" boots apparently use a large and noisy vaccum cleaner motor, which is definitely not solid state technology.

:Feel free to change it further if you think it needs it. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 18:07, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

::I've twiddled it slightly to "vaccum tube or mechanical technology". That oughtta do it. [[User:207.96.8.128|207.96.8.128]] 18:15, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

== Invisible arms? ==

Could Homestar having a rope tied around his torso be a possible argument for invisible arms vs. telekinesis? Normally a rope in that position would only be useful for restraining the arms. Or maybe Homesar is just so stupid that he thinks he's tied up anyway. [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 10:41, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

:You could add that argumant in [[Lack of Visible Arms]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:57, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

== Black Eyes ==

After the power goes out, Strong Bad's eyes loose their green color in the dark even though in the next scene they're normal again. Is this a goof or just me? --[[User:Sabra|Sabra]] 07:16, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

== Deathtrack ==

Mike comments that he can't remember if it's Activision or Dynamix which came out with Deathtrack - it was both. Dynamix developed it, Activision published it (and so, put their name prominently on the box). The Fun Fact at the bottom goes on about the Atari, but Deathtrack was a DOS game released in 1989. [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 16:28, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Popular Music References

2009-02-03T23:38:39Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Metallica */ And again.

Many '''real bands''' and '''popular music''' are referenced in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)| Homestar Runner]] body of work.

==[[Wikipedia:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]]==
*Email [[different town]] — As Modestly Hot Homsar, Homsar's line during Strong Bad's fantasy is, "I'm forever your girl," a quote from the 1989 song and album titled "Forever Your Girl" by Paula Abdul.

==[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]]==
[[Image:Homestar AngusYoung.PNG|thumb|"I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit."]]
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Homestar Runner and Strong Bad (disguised as Homestar) dress as the band's leader [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — During the Easter egg, Homestar sings ''[[Wikipedia:Back in Black|Back In Black]]'' and then comments on Angus' "schoolboy outfit".

==[[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]]==
*''Main Article: [[The Beatles]]

==[[Wikipedia:Black Flag (band)|Black Flag]]==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Mad sports a Black Flag tattoo in a deleted scene.

==[[Wikipedia:Frank Black|Frank Black]]==
*[[Jibblies 2]] — A tarot card is labeled ''[[Wikipedia:The Cult of Ray|The Cult of Ray]]'', Frank Black's 1996 album, and includes the peculiar looking head from the album cover.

==[[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Sad dresses as David Bowie; more specifically, as he appears on the cover of his album [[Wikipedia:Aladdin Sane|Aladdin Sane]].

==[[Wikipedia:The Brothers Johnson|The Brothers Johnson]]==
*Email [[comic]] — In the Easter egg, the band's album ''Winners'' is visible.

==[[Wikipedia:Phil Collins|Phil Collins]]==
*[[Stinkomanual]] — Description of the Bendini Sisters lifts a line from the song "In The Air Tonight".

==[[Wikipedia:The Cure|The Cure]]==
[[Image:Poster The Cure.PNG|thumb|Boys Don't Cry]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] — In the final picture, Strong Bad claims the person dressed as Strong Sad to be a "dumpy [[Wikipedia:Robert Smith|Robert Smith]]". Smith is actually the lead singer and front man of The Cure. In addition, Strong Sad has a poster for the band's album ''Boy's Don't Cry'' on his wall.

==[[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]]==
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]] — The scene with the line "The Cheat is in the house" is reminiscent of the Daft Punk music video "One More Time."

==[[Wikipedia:Sananda Maitreya|Terrence Trent D'Arby]]==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Coach Z mistakes Strong Bad's costume as being Terrence Trent D'Arby.

==[[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — Homestar's line, "Let's do this like Brutus," is from the band's album ''[[Wikipedia:De La Soul Is Dead|De La Soul Is Dead]]'', which itself is a reference to the track "Bring The Noise", where the phrase, "We can do this like Brutus," is spoken by Flavor Flav.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad refers to [[the Poopsmith]] as "doodoo man," which references track 14 of "De La Soul Is Dead" by featuring a fictional DJ who refers to himself as the "doodoo man".
*Email [[death metal]] — One of the words that starts with "D-E" that [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]] sings is "De La Soul!"

==[[Wikipedia:Death Cab for Cutie|Death Cab for Cutie]]==
*[[Main Page 21]] — When "[[Games]]" is rolled over, the drum riff heard appeared about four years earlier in the beginning of Death Cab For Cutie's song "Photobooth". The version that appears here, however, is slower than the band's version and lacks the reverb that the other version has.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — The same drum riff is again heard during the [[Vector Strong Bad]] scene.

==[[Wikipedia:El DeBarge|El DeBarge]]==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's costume as being El DeBarge.

==[[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]==
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Sad dresses as a member of Devo, wearing the energy dome from the [[WIkipedia:Freedom of Choice|''Freedom of Choice'']] album cover and videos.

==[[Wikipedia:Digital Underground|Digital Underground]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Coach Z dresses as Humpty Hump, the band's leader.

==[[Wikipedia:Dokken|Dokken]]==
*Email [[band names]] — Strong Bad suggests this as a possible name for the email sender's band.
*Email [[different town]] — During Strong Bad's fantasy of how he would change the website, he envisions Marzipan's guitar as "Mr. Scary", which George Lynch used during his run with the band.

==[[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan]]==
[[Image:Freewheelinsteve.PNG|thumb|The Freewheelin' Eh, Steve]]
*[[Main Page 6]] — When "[[Email]]" is rolled over, [[Strong Bad]] is seen singing Dylan's song, [[Wikipedia:Knockin' on Heaven's Door|"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"]] before he falls through the clouds
*Email [[personal favorites]] — "Forever Young" in Zebbadee's Easter egg email is a reference to the 1973 Bob Dylan song that became a hit for Rod Stewart in 1988.
*Email [[privileges]] — Homestar is trying to get The Cheat to buy some subscriptions so he can so he can go to Acapulco, which is a reference to Dylan's album ''The Basement Tapes''.
*[[Weclome Back]] — The ''Freewheelin' Eh! Steve'' album cover is a reference to Bob Dylan's early album, ''[[Wikipedia:The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan|The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan]]''. In addition, "Eh! Steve's Dream" is a reference to the Dylan song [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan's Dream|"Bob Dylan's Dream"]].

==[[Wikipedia:Enuff Z'nuff|Enuff Z'nuff]]==
*Email [[band names]] — Strong Bad mentions this as a possibility for a name for the email sender's band.

==[[Wikipedia:The Fifth Dimension|The Fifth Dimension]]==
*[[Main Page 8]] — When "[[Toons]]" is rolled over, Strong Bad is seen in a hot-air balloon done in his likeness as he sings the band's song, [[Wikipedia:Up, Up and Away (song)|"Up, Up and Away"]].

==[[Wikipedia:50 Cent|50 Cent]]==
*Email [[extra plug]] — The way Strong Bad pronounces 'da club' throughout the email is a reference to 50 Cent's hit single 'In Da Club', where he rounds off the 'u' in the word 'club' the same way.

==[[Wikipedia:The Four Tops|The Four Tops]]==
*Email [[sugarbob]] — Strong Bad says, "Sugarbob, funky bunch," a reference to The Four Tops' song, "[[Wikipedia:I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)|I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)]]".

==[[Wikipedia:Peter Frampton|Peter Frampton]]==
*''Main Article: [[Peter Frampton]]

==[[Wikipedia:The Furious Five|The Furious Five]]==
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Coach Z comments on the Furious Five, specifically either the original leader, [[Wikipedia:Grandmaster Flash|Grandmaster Flash]], or Flash's replacement, [[Wikipedia:Grandmaster Melle Mel|Grandmaster Melle Mel]].

==[[Wikipedia:Vince Guaraldi|The Vince Guaraldi Trio]]==
*Email [[comic]] — In the Easter egg, the group's album ''[[Wikipedia:A Boy Named Charlie Brown|A Boy Named Charlie Brown]]'' is visible.

==[[Wikipedia:Guns N' Roses|Guns N' Roses]]==
*''Main Article: [[Guns N' Roses]]

==[[Wikipedia:Heart (band)|Heart]]==
[[Image:rockermarzipan.PNG|thumb|"Marzipan would rock."]]
*Email [[different town]] — During Strong Bad's fantasy of how he would change the website, he envisions Marzipan as having a blond hairdo similar to Nancy Wilson's.

==[[Wikipedia:House of Pain|House of Pain]]==
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — At the beginning, to end the game, Coach Z says, "Pack it up, pack it in." The coach's line is a reference to lyrics from the band's song, [[Wikipedia:Jump Around|"Jump Around"]].

==[[Wikipedia:Ice T|Ice T]]==
*Email [[pizzaz]] — Strong Bad's closing line, "Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. Colors," is a reference to the song "Colors" by rapper Ice T, specifically, the line "The gangs of L.A. will never die, just multiply, colors".

==[[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]]==
*Email [[3 Wishes]] — Strong Bad says that if he had horns, he would go on tour with a heavy metal band as their mascot and do battle with the lead singer, a reference to how the Iron Maiden [[wikipedia:Eddie the Head|mascot]] always fought with the band on stage.
*Email [[coloring]] — The subtitle on the Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" coloring book is shown in the same font as this band's.

==[[Wikipedia:Rick James|Rick James]]==
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad's intro song is a reference to James' song, [[Wikipedia:Super Freak|"Super Freak"]].

==[[Wikipedia:Kid 'n Play|Kid 'n Play]]==
[[Image:CoachZ Kid.PNG|thumb|"Check it out, yo!"]]
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Coach Z dresses as Kid from Kid 'n' Play.

==[[Wikipedia:Kiss (band)|KISS]]==
*[[Main Page 9]] — The band's logo appears when rolling over "Characters".
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad's intro tune sounds like the band's song, "Cold Gin", but with the word "Email" replacing the title.
*Email [[coloring]] — The coloring page that Strong Bad tries to color, which depicts Larry "screamin' like a demon", shows Larry's tongue hanging out. Band member [[Wikipedia:Gene Simmons|Gene Simmons]] is well-known for his extraordinarily long tongue and is also referred to as "The Demon".

==[[Wikipedia:Krokus (band)|Krokus]]==
*Email [[band names]] — At the end, Strong Bad announces that on the next email, his guests stars would include the entire band.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad says that his "focus is all... Krokused."

==[[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]]==
*[[Main Page 9]] — When rolling over "Characters", the logos for the band members appears.
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad refers to Pom Pom as "Led Zeppelin".

==[[Wikipedia:Gordon Lightfoot|Gordon Lightfoot]]==
*Email [[army]] — When Strong Bad refuses to join Homestar's [[Homestarmy|army]], the latter threatens the former, "We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair," referencing the song "Sundown".

==[[Wikipedia:Bob Marley|Bob Marley]]==
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Marzipan says, "We be jammin'!" This is a lyric sung by Marley in his song, "Jammin'".

==[[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — The sign in Pom Pom's scene is a possible reference to the song, [[Wikipedia:Creeping Death (song)|"Creeping Death"]], from the album ''[[Wikipedia:Ride the Lightning|Ride the Lightning]]''.

==[[Wikipedia:M.I.A. (artist)|M.I.A.]]==
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — On the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons menu]], the description of this toon is "Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang." [[Wikipedia:Galang|"Galang"]] is the most famous single by M.I.A.

==[[Wikipedia:Miami Sound Machine|Miami Sound Machine]]==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Bubs mistakes Strong Bad's costume as being Miami Sound Machine.

==[[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]]==
[[Image:Witch's Brew.png|thumb|Brüe]]
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Homestar's jars of [[Witches' Brew|witches' brüe]] reference the spelling of the band's word "Crüe" instead of "Crew". It also features a heavy metal umlaut done in the band's style.
*Email [[monster truck]] ([[monster truck#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — Matt says that [[The Brothers Chaps]]' brother, [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]] dressed as Vince Neil, the singer of this band, in 1987.

==[[Wikipedia:Motörhead|Motörhead]]==
*Email [[band names]] — At the end, Strong Bad announces that on [[studying|the next email]], his guest stars would include the band's leader, [[Wikipedia:Lemmy Kilmister|Lemmy Kilmister]].

==[[Wikipedia:Mudhoney|Mudhoney]]==
*Email [[comic]] — The single "You Stupid Asshole" appears in the "comic" Easter egg.
*[[Sick Day]] — The page title references the song "Here Comes The Sickness".

==[[Wikipedia:Willie Nelson|Willie Nelson]]==
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Marzipan dresses as Willie Nelson.

==[[Wikipedia:Nirvana (band)|Nirvana]]==
[[Image:Homestar KurtCobain.PNG|thumb|Corporate Rock Still Sucks]]
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Homestar Runner]] dresses as [[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]]. His t-shirt is a parody of the band's motto, "Corporate Rock Sucks".
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Sad's "Corporate [[The Geddup Noise]] Still Sucks" T-shirt refers to a shirt worn by Cobain on the cover of Rolling Stone, which reads, "Corporate Magazines Still Suck".

==[[Wikipedia:OutKast|OutKast]]==
*Email [[spring cleaning]] — At the end, Strong Bad speaks in lyrics from the band's song [[Wikipedia:So Fresh, So Clean|"So Fresh, So Clean"]]. He says "I feel so fresh and so clean, clean..." He also says another of that song's lyrics at the very end: "Ain't nobody dope as me!"
*Email [[autobiography]] — An Easter egg describes the reviews of the tapes as being "[[Wikipedia:Hootie Hoo|Hootie Hoo]]", which is actually the name of a song by this band.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — At the end, Coach Z thinks Pom Pom's Big Boy costume is actually Big Boi and he was considering going as the other half of the group, André 3000.

==[[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]]==
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — In the Teen Girl Squad comic, Gary refers to cheerleader as 'un-unskinny bop,' a reference to Poison's song 'Unskinny Bop.'

==[[Wikipedia:Elvis Presley|Elvis Presley]]==
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad's intro song is a reference to Elvis' song, [[Wikipedia:Heartbreak Hotel|"Heartbreak Hotel"]].

==[[Wikipedia:Prince (musician)|Prince]]==
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Marzipan dresses as Prince circa his 1984 album and film ''[[Wikipedia:Purple Rain (album)|Purple Rain]]''. Homestar reference his 1985 hit "Raspberry Beret".

==[[Wikipedia:The Promise Ring|The Promise Ring]]==
*Email [[no loafing]] — The poster on Strong Sad's wall in the "appointment" Easter egg is of this emo band.

==[[Wikipedia:Public Enemy|Public Enemy]]==
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Coach Z]] dresses as [[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]], the comic relief member of this group.

==[[Wikipedia:Queen Latifah|Queen Latifah]]==
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Coach Z dresses as Queen Latifah.

==[[Wikipedia:Quiet Riot|Quiet Riot]]==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad tells Homestar to change his name to Kevin DuBrow if he fails to be cool, which does not happen, so Strong Bad was forced to spend the night at the King of Town's castle.

==[[Wikipedia:The Ramones|The Ramones]]==
[[Image:Marzipan JoeyRamone.PNG|thumb|"Hey, ho! Let's go! Hey, ho! Trick or treat!"]]
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — [[Marzipan]] dresses as [[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]]. Her trick-or-treat intro spoofs the band's song, [[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|"Blitzkrieg Bop"]].
*Email [[coloring]] ([[coloring#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — Mike asks [[Larry Palaroncini]] if the band members of Limozeen are really related or if it is more "like the Ramones or something." This refers to the fact that the band members of The Ramones all adopted stage names, with the last name being "Ramone", even though none of the band members were actually related to each other.
*Email [[specially marked]] — Strong Bad reads the email intro as if they were lyrics to "Blitzkrieg Bop".

==[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]]==
*Email [[3 Wishes]] — The intro is reference to a lyric to Richie's song, [[Wikipedia:Say You, Say Me|"Say You, Say Me"]].
*[[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar Runner's Character Video]] — "Lionel Richie" is one of the randomly-picked insults that Strong Bad calls Homestar during the latter's character video.

==[[Wikipedia:Kenny Rogers|Kenny Rogers]]==
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad's intro is a reference to Rogers' song, [[Wikipedia:The Gambler (album)|"The Gambler"]].

==[[Wikipedia:Sam the Sam and the Pharaohs|Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs]]==
*Email [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad calls the email sender "Shim Sham Sam", which is probably a reference to Sam the Sham.

==[[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]]==
*Email [[your friends]] — During the scene with Strong Bad torturing [[Homsar]] with scorpions, the scorpions come from a box that reads, "We are the scorpions!", which is the concert-opening cry of lead singer Klaus Meine.

==[[Wikipedia:Bob Seger|Bob Seger]]==
*Email [[Strong Badathlon]] — During the ending closimonies, Homestar sings a (misquoted) line from Seger's song "Old time Rock 'n' Roll."

==[[Wikipedia:Sex Pistols|Sex Pistols]]==
*Email [[sb_email 22]] — Strong Bad's suggested email closing "Nevermind the Bullocks" refers to a lyric from the band's controversial album, ''[[Wikipedia:Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols|Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols]]'', which, like this email, was banned in the U.K.

==[[Wikipedia:Sonic Youth|Sonic Youth]]==
*Email [[comic]] — The "Teen Age Riot" single appears in the Easter egg.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — Quoted is a line from the song "Tunic (Song for Karen)".
*[[Cool Things]] — The page title is taken from the lyrics for "Kool Thing".

==[[Wikipedia:Stevie Ray Vaughan|Stevie Ray Vaughan]]==
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Marzipan dresses as Stevie Ray Vaughan.

==[[Wikipedia:Sugarhill Gang|Sugarhill Gang]]==

*In [[Homsar]]'s character video, he mentions Wonder Mike, the lead singer for the Sugarhill Gang.

==[[Wikipedia:Talking Heads|Talking Heads]]==
[[Image:StrongSad DavidByrne.PNG|thumb|"This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!"]]
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — [[Strong Sad]] dresses as the band's leader [[Wikipedia:David Byrne|David Byrne]].

==[[Wikipedia:James Taylor|James Taylor]]==
*Email [[for kids]] — On Homsar's show, ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-man?]]'', the guitarist bears a striking resemblance to this folk singer, who would often appear on ''[[Sesame Street]]'' to sing educational songs.

==[[Wikipedia:TLC (band)|TLC]]==
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Marzipan dresses as [[Wikipedia:Lisa Lopes|Left-Eye Lopes]].

==[[Wikipedia:The Treacherous Three|The Treacherous Three]]==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Coach Z dresses as band member Kool Moe Dee.

==[[Wikipedia:Tupac|Tupac]]==
[[Image:CoachZ_Tupac.PNG|thumb|Thorg Life]]
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Coach Z dresses as Tupac.

==[[Wikipedia:Ike & Tina Turner|Ike Turner]]==
*Email [[autobiography]] — An Easter egg describes the tapes as being reviewed by Ike Turner.

==[[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]]==
*[[Main Page 9]] — When rolling over "Characters", the band's logo appears.
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]] — When the lyric "Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?" is shown, it is accompanied by a "The Cheat" symbol that looks like the logo for this band.
*Email [[band names]] — Strong Bad suggests this as a possible name for the email sender's band.
*Email [[colonization]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Bad sings "Shanama, Shanama ho ho ho ho ho!" to the tune of the band's song, "Panama".

==[[Wikipedia:Wesley Willis|Wesley Willis]]==
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — When you are finished talking to Bubs, he may utter the phrase "Rock over London, Rock on Chicago". This phrase was often used at the end of Willis' songs.

==[[Wikipedia:Whitesnake|Whitesnake]]==
*Email [[mile]] — Strong Bad's line before jumping the ramp over Bubs' 19 buses, "Here I go again on my own," is a reference to the first line of the chorus of "Here I Go Again", an '80s standard by Whitesnake.

==[[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]]==
*Email [[vacation]] — In [[vacation#Postcard 5|postcard 5]], Strong Bad says, "Just a quick one while I'm away," which is a reference to The Who's song "A Quick One While He's Away."
*Email [[theme party]] — An Easter egg involves [[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]] singing The Who's song "Circles".
*[[Weclome Back]] — Marzipan almost smashes [[Carol]] in the "Cool Tapes" scene, which is what [[Wikipedia:Pete Townshend|Pete Townshend]] made a habit of doing onstage.

==[[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]]==
[[Image:Wu-TangPumpkin.png|thumb|"Cool, a W. What's that supposed to stand for? Witches' brew?"]]
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — If you give Coach Z the Cherry Clan as his Halloween treat, he will compare them to the Wu-Tang Clan and he asks you if he can come in and listen to the group's song, ''[[Wikipedia:Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)|The 36 Chambers]]''
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The letter W in Coach Z's pumpkin entry is the symbol for the Wu-Tang Clan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — Homestar's mention of a "Goatface Killa" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ghostface Killah|Ghostface Killah]], a member of Wu-Tang Clan.

==[[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]]==
*Email [[suntan]] — In the instructions, the man's facial hair is similar to that of Frank Zappa.

==See Also==
*[[They Might Be Giants]]
*[[DaVinci's Notebook]]
*[[Heavy Metal]]
*[[Hip Hop]]
*[[Professional Athlete References]]
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extra plug

2009-02-03T23:37:26Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Real-World References */ It really doesn't. Not to my ears.

{{sbenav|116}}
[[Image:sbemail116.PNG|thumb|"Nobody move! Gonna be a long week!"]]

Strong Bad shows us his awesome new [['Lectric Boots]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Club Technochocolate]] (Easter egg), [[King of Town's Castle]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 11, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:23

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear S to the B, 
I noticed that you always have an 
extra plug socket open under your 
desk. Isn't there something cool you 
could plug in there? 
Simcity, 
Justin Corcoran, MASS</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, I ''hate'' getting these mass emails! ''{typing}'' REMOVE ME! UNSUBSCRIBE! TAKE ME OFFA LIST! ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Well HUGE to the DORK, your timing couldn't be more perfect, as I just received my new electric boots in the mail today. Check out these features.

''{Strong Bad stops typing and produces a box of 'Lectric Boots.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No fewer than 8 lights flashing at any given time. Whisper quiet, and, uh, check out that guy dancing with that hot girl. That's gonna be ''me'' at the club, and the hot girl will be The Cheat— er, I mean, an actual hot girl. ''{speaking as the guy on the box}'' Hey there, fruit pie...the magician. Wanna dance? ''{speaking as the girl on the box}'' Yes, I would like to be your girlfriend based solely on your awesome boots!

''{Strong Bad sets the box on his desk. We pull back and see that Strong Bad is wearing the electric boots, with The Cheat under the desk near the empty socket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat, let's do this.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises that sound like "OK!"}''

''{The Cheat plugs in the boots, causing the lights on the boots to come on and a loud, vacuum-cleaner-like humming to start. The Cheat puts his hands over his ears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting over the noise}'' Whoa! Check out those lights. They're flashing!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{questioning The Cheat noises, shouting}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' I said, check out the flashing lights!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{questioning The Cheat noises, shouting}''

''{The Cheat leaves the room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' Hey, where are you going? Wait up!

''{Strong Bad gets up and walks to follow The Cheat, until he reaches the end of his cord.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' I'm gonna need an extension cord.

''{Strong Bad sits back in front of the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, shouting}'' Attention all interested ladies: Please have electrical sockets installed every 5 feet before inviting me over to your apartment or dormroom. So, I guess I'm awex— ''{The power goes out.}'' SOME IS THE REASON WHY!! ''{typing, despite power outage}'' Whoa. I guess these boots suck up a lot of energy. Maybe that's what "solid state" means. I suppose I can stop typing now. ''{stops typing}'' I'm gonna need some help finishing this email without power.

''{Cut to the darkened basement. Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat appear to be watching TV, and are laughing. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guys watching?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Shhh!

''{Cut to the TV screen, where a picture of Andy Griffith's head is taped on. Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat start laughing again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV?

''{Cut back to the view of the couch. Homestar walks in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, has it started yet? I brought some popcorn! ''{He produces a popcorn bag containing a bottle of [[Mountain Dew]].}'' Dang, Strong Bad, I like your boots.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'm going to need some help finishing up this email. Will somebody give me a hand?

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHEN THIS IS OVER!!!

''{Cut back to the Compy 386. We can hear that the boots are running again. Strong Sad is holding up a piece of black paper in front of the monitor, which he lowers to reveal Strong Bad's "typed" text as Strong Bad is typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, shouting}'' Well, whatever your name was, the boots are back in action, and so am I. I can already tell they're gonna be a hit when I wear them to da club ''{pronounced as before}'' this weekend. The ladies can't resist flashing lights and an obnoxiously loud hum! ''{stops typing}'' All right, Strong Mad! Go!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down with Strong Mad producing the sound effect. Cut back from Strong Bad's desk to see Strong Mad holding The Cheat upside-down over the Compy 386, with The Cheat holding the paper in his hands. The extra plug has been burnt. Strong Sad is holding the black piece of paper he used to obscure Strong Bad's text, and Homestar is wrapped in an extension cord leading from Strong Bad's boots elsewhere. A few seconds later, Strong Bad starts speaking}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Way to go, guys! I doubt ''anyone'' could tell the difference between a regular email and this unplugged email. Now keep holdin' it. Nobody move! Gonna be a long week!

''{A few more seconds later, Homestar starts talking.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{rhythmically}'' I really got. I really gotta pee. I really got. I really gotta pee pee. I really got. I really gotta pee.

''{Strong Sad joins Homestar.}''

'''STRONG SAD AND HOMESTAR:''' ''{rhythmically}'' I really got. I really gotta pee pee. I really got. I really gotta pee. I really got. I really gotta pee pee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That is a disgusting song.

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:clubtechnochocolate.png|thumb|"All is on! Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it!"]]
*At the end, click on either of Strong Bad's boots to see Strong Bad and The Cheat at Club Technochocolate.
:''{Strong Bad and The Cheat are at Club Technochocolate. Strong Bad dancing wearing his 'lectric boots near an outlet. The boots are making their usual loud humming noise. The Cheat is standing nearby plugging his ears with a couple of [[The Cheat's Glowsticks|glowsticks]].}''
:'''MUSIC:''' ''{background}'' All is on! Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it! All is o—
:''{The power goes out and the Cheat unplugs his ears.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat! Let's keep this party movin'! On to the next club!
:''{Strong Bad unplugs his boots and walks offscreen.}''
*Also at the end, click on the extension cord to see what the 'Lectric Boots '''are''' plugged into.
:''{Cut to The King of Town's castle. An extension cord can be seen running from a sparking plugin out a window and into the distance. A sign has been placed near the plugin reading "auxilliary food-related thing. DO NOT UNPLUG!" The King of Town is standing nearby holding a piece of paper.}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' This electricity bill is ''pretendous''!

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#death track|death track]]".

===Remarks===
*[[Wikipedia:Solid state (electronics)|Solid state]] refers to transistor electronics, vs. old vacuum tube or mechanical technology. In the '50s through the mid-'80s (the boots appearing to have come from the '70s), manufacturers would stamp "solid state" on their various devices, signifying that they were "state-of-the-art", tube-less electronics. These so-called "Solid State" boots apparently use a large and noisy vacuum cleaner motor, which runs contrary to the concept of solid state technology.
*In the Technochocolate Easter egg, The Cheat appears to be plugging his ears with the glowsticks, which can give us a rough estimated location of his ears beneath all that fur.
*Even though only one of Strong Bad's boots is plugged in, both boots work.
*During the unplugged email, there are burn marks around the free socket under his desk... It seems that when the boots "fused," the plug actually melted and/or caught on fire.
*Although there are burn marks around the extra plug under Strong Bad's desk after he blows the power, there are no marks around the plug at Technochocolate when he blows the power there.
*At the end, when the gang are maintaining the "unplugged e-mail", Strong Bad remarks that it is going to be a long week. It turned out to be four weeks until the next email, [[montage]].
*Viewing the Flash file shows Homestar sitting down fully on the floor, but he does not seem to have a butt, as his legs bend up into his shirt.
**This was also seen in [[flashback]].
*The King of Town's bill has the title 'Lectric bill, spelled just like Strong Bad's 'Lectric Boots.
*Strong Bad's humming sounds a bit like the opening theme to John Carpenter's [[Wikipedia:Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film)|''Assault on Precinct 13'']].
*When Strong Bad glances at the plug before he says he needs an extension cord, the eye closer to us is smaller than the eye farther away from us, similar to [[:Image:Strongbadweirdeyes.PNG|this screenshot]].
*The back button is clickable even before it zooms out, even though there is not enough time to see and click it unless you were planning on it.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad's boots stop making noises in the end even though the lights are flashing.
*In the Club Technochocolate scene, the Cheat's glowsticks do not actually glow - when the power goes out, they are lit the same as the surrounding area. They do seem to have a "glowing effect" around them even so.
*If you view an Easter egg and wait, Strong Bad will repeat his "long week" statement and Homestar and Strong Sad will sing the song again.
*The power cord is initially on the right boot when The Cheat first plugs it in. Then, when the boots are plugged into the extension cord the cord is on the left boot. Finally, in the Easter egg at Club Technochocolate, the cord is back on the right boot.
*In the Easter egg in the King of Town's castle hall, Strong Bad has misspelled "auxiliary" as "auxilliary" on his sign.

===Glitches===
*The contrast knob on the Compy stops working when Strong Bad addresses "all interested ladies" even though the power is still on.
*The contrast knob on the Compy is still clickable when Strong Bad holds up the box for the 'Lectric Boots.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad started to spell the word "awexome" before the power went out, a reference to the email [[monster truck]] and [[Awexome Cross]].
*"Dang, Strong Bad, I like your boots!" is a reference to the cartoon [[New Boots]].
*The King of Town's statement about his electric bill being "[[Glossary#P|pretendous]]" is a reference to the [[Fan Costume Commentary|Strong Bad Fan Costume Commentary]].
*The "[[All Is On]]" song in [[Club Technochocolate]] is from an Easter egg in [[for kids]].
*Club Technochocolate is a reference to the email [[monument]].
*The [[sound effect]] of Strong Bad's boots when he is walking is identical to that of [[Stinkoman]]'s boots in [[Under Construction]].
**The sound effect is much like metal making contact with metal even though Strong Bad is walking on carpet (and later, in [[Club Technochocolate]], plexiglass)
*The TV that had [[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]]'s head taped to it was the [[Telebision]] from the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]].
*The Cheat's glowsticks are references to the emails [[techno]] and [[monument]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Strong Bad pronounces 'da club' throughout the email is a reference to [[Wikipedia:50 Cent|50 Cent's]] hit single 'In Da Club', where he rounds off the 'u' in the word 'club' the same way.
*[[Wikipedia:Fruit Pie the Magician|"Fruit Pie the Magician"]] is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]] brand fruit pies.
*"S to the B" is an example of a common hip-hop/rap method of joining two names, words, or letters.
*Andy Griffith is an actor, known for his appearances in the television programs [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|The Andy Griffith Show]] and [[Wikipedia:Matlock|Matlock]].

===Fast Forward===
*Rather than one, the [[montage|next email]] was released four weeks later, on November 8th.
*'Lectric Boots are mentioned in the Strongest Man in the the World book DVD commentary.
*Strong Bad's 'Lectric Boots are also an unlockable costume item in SBCG4AP.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
Commentary by: [[Jonathan Howe]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Mike Chapman]]

'''JONATHAN:''' Hey, it's Jonathan, Ryan, and Mike!

'''MIKE:''' It's true.

'''RYAN:''' It is true.

'''MIKE:''' Identify yourself, Ryan.

'''RYAN:''' I'm Ryan.

'''MIKE:''' Ryan, um, does our video editing and made, he made this DVD that you're watching. And Jonathan made that game that you were probably playing on our website earlier.

'''JONATHAN:''' Directly before watching this DVD.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. And directly after. Um...

'''JONATHAN:''' SimCity.

'''MIKE:''' And so...

'''JONATHAN:''' Yeah, I made SimCity myself.

''{Everyone laughs}''

'''JONATHAN:''' With these guys. I'm from Massachusetts. Yeah, Mass!

'''MIKE:''' Where are you from, Ry?

'''RYAN:''' Uhhhhh... Little Virginia, little Florida.

'''MIKE:''' Little Columbus, Georgia. Right?

'''RYAN:''' Little, Columbus, Georgia. That's uh, interesting place.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''RYAN:''' I like your boots.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we had some...

''{Jonathan laughs}''

'''JONATHAN:''' What is Ol' Fatty's?

'''MIKE:''' What?

'''JONATHAN:''' Ol' Fatty's!

'''RYAN:''' Hey is that from giracer?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know where that's from.

'''RYAN:''' Ol' Fatty's? And they're purring there.

'''MIKE:''' They're whisper quiet.

'''RYAN:''' I like it when you draw people like that. On your kids' books and your magazines.

'''MIKE:''' Matt drew those. Those are definitely Matt's style.

'''RYAN:''' This is about to get real loud.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we should talk loud now, guys.

''{Everybody raises their voices}''

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''JONATHAN:''' Can you hear me? What's the game of the day?

'''MIKE:''' Uhhhhhhhh...

'''RYAN:''' Death Track.

'''JONATHAN:''' Death Track.

'''MIKE:''' Death Track was a great game. It was a racing game where you had to shoot, uh, a futuristic racing game where you had to shoot other cars. Activision. Activision or Dynamix, I'm not sure which.

'''JONATHAN:''' It's weird that Activision and Electronic Arts are still around. They're like the kings!

'''MIKE:''' Activision is older than Electronic is older than Electronic, well I guess that Electronic Arts is pretty old. But Activision made Atari games in 1982.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Good for them. People got confused why he started yelling when it got dark.

'''RYAN:''' I got, I'm confused Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Well its sort of like, if you're, ummm, pulling a really heavy wagon, and then someone takes all the weight out of the wagon, you're pulling at the same, and you just start running forward.

'''JONANTHAN:''' It's like a record stopping too. It just gets loud.

'''RYAN:''' Sorry, I was listening to you, but I turned to see Andy Griffith taped to the TV. And it was a little bit strange.

'''MIKE:''' So, that is from our cousin Jim. One of the many things we've stolen from him. There was this family, he claimed, that uh, that lived near him that didn't have a working TV and just taped a picture of Andy Griffith's head to the TV. Yet another example of Matt and I just stealing bits of our friends' and relatives' everyday lives.

'''JONATHAN:''' What about Lincoln version?

'''MIKE:''' Lincoln version we thought of.

'''RYAN:''' It's a good bit. You gotta, gotta, a lot of good bits.

'''MIKE:''' Do a bit Ryan. Hurry up.

'''RYAN:''' How about them boots, eh? They're flashin, and stuff...

'''MIKE:''' That's a good bit. How long does this thing go on for before the email ends?

'''JONATHAN:''' I think for a while. This is a waiting Easter.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhhh, so we, uhh, get to hear, uhhh, the pee song?

'''JONATHAN:''' Oh yes, right. It's going to come up. People liked the pee song.

'''MIKE:''' My mom liked the pee song. I think that she was ashamed, that she really thought it was funny. But she, you know...

'''RYAN:''' That's not something you really want to admit to a friend.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, she was a little embarrassed.

'''RYAN:''' So did you have those boots, growing up?

'''MIKE:''' I still got them! I'm wearing them right now Ryan!

'''JONATHAN:''' Remember moon boots?

'''MIKE:''' Yes, I do remember moon boots.

'''RYAN:''' They had, like, two inches or so of plastic at the bottom. You feel like you're in space.

'''MIKE:''' I agree.

'''JONATHAN:''' I bet there are remixes of that floating around.

'''MIKE''': I want to remix it.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:SimCity|SimCity]] is a popular city-making game series by [[Wikipedia:Maxis|Maxis]] and [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|EA Games]].
*[[Wikipedia:Activision|Activision]] was founded in 1979 and first made games for the [[Atari 2600]]. It is indeed older than [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts]], which was founded in 1982 and first made games for the [[Wikipedia:Atari 800|Atari 800]]. [[Wikipedia:Dynamix|Dynamix]] was founded in the early 1980s and developed many of the games seen in Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container]] including Deathtrack.

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

User:Sonicstar Runner

2009-02-03T03:52:46Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

Awesome album. Viva la old-school Metallica!

LINK 2 lastfm...

http://www.last.fm/users/FaceSmasher666
[[Image:Immolation logo.jpg]]

User:Sonicstar Runner

2009-02-03T03:52:20Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

Awesome album. Viva la old-school Metallica!

LINK 2 lastfm...

http://www.last.fm/users/FaceSmasher666
[[Image:Image:Immolation logo.jpg]]

Talk:extra plug

2009-02-03T03:50:03Z

Sonicstar Runner:

Nicknames

2009-02-02T13:03:21Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Homestar Runner */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (Homestar, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Homestarrunner.com (Homestar and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (Homestar, [[Hremail 62]])
*The breakout album of the year (Homestar, [[Hremail 2000]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster man (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (Strong Bad, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

''' Other'''
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])

'''Other'''
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])

'''Other'''
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Punchnya Strovski (Strong Mad, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Neils Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])

'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])

===[[Marzipan]]===
''' General '''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

''' Big Toons '''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (Coach Z, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])

''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (Homsar, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (Homsar, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (Homsar, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*Daddy Gunhavy (Gunhaver, [[Let us give TANKS!]])
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

Nicknames

2009-02-02T02:59:08Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Homestar Runner */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (Homestar, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*everybody's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (Homestar, [[Hremail 62]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Homestarrunner.com (Homestar and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster man (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (Strong Bad, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

''' Other'''
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])

'''Other'''
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])

'''Other'''
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Punchnya Strovski (Strong Mad, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Neils Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])

'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])

===[[Marzipan]]===
''' General '''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

''' Big Toons '''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (Coach Z, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])

''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (Homsar, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (Homsar, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (Homsar, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*Daddy Gunhavy (Gunhaver, [[Let us give TANKS!]])
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

Subtitles:sbemail17/en

2009-02-01T20:18:22Z

Sonicstar Runner: ol' Geddy's first apopearance

{{subtitles|studying}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail17.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="19" end="57" speaker="strongbad">Ohh! Electronic mail!</line>
<line start="63" end="80" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="80" end="128" speaker="strongbad">"My girlfriend is really annoying, because she calls me when I'm trying to study."</line>
<line start="128" end="140" speaker="strongbad">"What should I do?"</line>
<line start="141" end="165" speaker="strongbad">"Crapfully yours, Roy"</line>
<line start="167" end="209" speaker="strongbad">Oh, well! I think I might have a little piece of advice for you, Roy.</line>
<line start="216" end="257" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.4">Close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!!</line>
<line start="260" end="295" speaker="strongbad">I mean, this girl obviously has the hots for you man.</line>
<line start="295" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Why do you think she's calling you?</line>
<line start="317" end="392" speaker="strongbad">I mean, you've got the potential here, to get to 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.</line>
<line start="392" end="459" speaker="strongbad">So unless you're studying a book called "This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base",</line>
<line start="459" end="508" speaker="strongbad">I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man!</line>
<line start="510" end="550" speaker="strongbad">And also, send me a copy of that book. 'Cause this sounds pretty good.</line>
<line start="554" end="575" speaker="strongbad">You know what...scratch that.</line>
<line start="580" end="598" speaker="strongbad">You keep studying Roy,</line>
<line start="598" end="628" speaker="strongbad">I'm going over to your girlfriend's house.</line>
<line start="635" end="638" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">the Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="636" end="658" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">footsteps</line>
<line start="744" end="771" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">footsteps</line>
<line start="781" end="805" speaker="strongbad">Um, I forgot.</line>
<line start="805" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I don't know her name or where she lives,</line>
<line start="844" end="870" speaker="strongbad">but your girlfriend still loves me, Roy.</line>
<line start="870" end="886" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User talk:Defender1031

2009-01-31T23:49:13Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{User talk:DeFender1031/Archivenav}}
== the next epi-snowed ==

I added that fun fact because it is a little odd that Blue Laser would tell his minion to add something that has already been added, especially since Blue Laser appears to be staring at the list as he says it. I would think this merits some fun fact-ness. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 22:23, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
:It's been added and removed a couple of times, and is on the [[Talk:The Next Epi-Snowed#Cold cuts easter egg|talk page]] without much response. I personally think that something that obvious isn't notable, that's all. You are right, i should have been a bit descriptive in my summary. (Also thank you, my talk page is no longer lonely.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

== Happy 8600 ==

If the template IS on the page, shouldn't we link to it? Why aren't the TD and iMac onthere, either? {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 14:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:This is not the place for this discussion. They are not on there because they are not strong bad's nor has he ever used them to check an email of his... actually, on second thought, he DID use TG once... so perhaps that one should be... i don't know, why not start a thread on the talk page for that template, as in, not here. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:46, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Good user ==
Would I be qualified as a good user? I know I don't do much, but I try to make articles and Images better...
{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
:Everybody is a good user! We all do something to help the wiki as long as you're editing, I like to think. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 12:30, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
::Do I qualify? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:01, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Of course! :] {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

{|
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You deserve this. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:45, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:49, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
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You deserve ''this.'' You earned it, so hang it on your talk page in honor! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:26, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

== Sorry ==
Sorry that I was mad at you at the talk page. I hadn't exactly realized what you were doing. Sorry. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 22:44, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:Not a problem. I understood that you were unaware of the proper way to move an article. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:48, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

== Heyyyy... ==

Will you umm... make me a... halloween sig? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:I can try, but my sig is very simple, just a gradient. All i did was change the colors of it. In truth, i'm pretty bad at sig-making. I would probably temporarily make homsar in orange on a black background and do something with the letters and those colors. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:38, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::I can help with the image, if I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here.. (a pink pool of blood, perhaps?) ;) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:45, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm already in the process of uploading... some of the edges are a bit off, but i expect it won't matter in the 20px size anyway. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::Ooh okay. Coolio! Opty... for the image I was thinking maybe HOmsar dressed as Slash? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::In that case, i'll let opty handle the image. (I suggest re-uploading over the existing Image:HomsarInPink.png so that it doesn't use another PI page for Acam, as well as so that that part of the sig doesn't need changing.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:55, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Done. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:17, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Perhaps it'd look better if you gave him an orange shirt? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:19, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I don't know. Orange and black aren't the only colors that would look Halloweenish. But here's what he looks like at [http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9199/orangeslashfullcd0.png full size] and as part of the sig:
:::::::::— '''''[[User:Acam30|Acam30]]''''' http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7596/orangeslash20pxva7.png
::::::::Acam, your thoughts? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:38, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::YAAAAAY!!! Thanks guys! Me likey! {{User:Acam30/sig}} 11:33, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Do you prefer the blue- or the orange-shirted Homsar-as-Slash? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Blue is grood. I likes it! {{User:Acam30/sig}} 11:22, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

== Sysop ==

DeFender, you need to be a sysop. I'm surprised that no one else has made you one yet. You would make an awesome one! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 11:40, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Wait, DeFender's not a sysop?! I'm speechless here, honestly! I agree, he needs to be one! --[[Special:Contributions/70.143.29.193|70.143.29.193]] 02:28, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
::Truthfully now, I wouldn't mind him to die in a hole. [[Special:Contributions/70.148.111.10|70.148.111.10]] 19:32, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Wha... why?! What'd Deffy do this time? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 19:34, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::::He didn't die. [[Special:Contributions/70.148.111.10|70.148.111.10]] 19:35, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I assure you, i'm dead on the inside. Seriously, let's not do this here. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:37, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::Actually, I agree with Acam. He needs to live and live as an admin, now that I think about it... =3[[Special:Contributions/70.148.111.10|70.148.111.10]] 19:47, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== Your Pic ==
Defender, the [[BMW Lighter|Fire]] in your pic kinda looks like [[The Cheat]] is on [[BMW Lighter|Fire]]... a very crude [[The Cheat]] that is. :P --{{user:Thewi2kbug/sig}} 16:01, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:To me it looks more like a dinosaur smoking a cigarette... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:06, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

== Your sig pic ==

Do you want me to possibly remove the background? Just wondering, I'm bored and have photoshop and need to do something productive. {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 12:40, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:No thanks. I don't feel like wasting a personal image and wiki server space on a one-time holiday sig. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 15:48, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Scripts ==

How do you write scripts? Like to do a gradient comment. Where do I go? What do I do? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:00, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
:I don't know what you mean by "comment". But the script i wrote to do gradients is in C++. I've spent nearly 4 years studying programming, which is how i know how to write scripts. I don't know where to tell you to begin. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:01, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

== B-Day! ==

[[Image:TheBee.PNG|thumb|Bee day!]]
Well, not where I am, but in Israel I guess it is. Here's a card I made you: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEooaD9hTE http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll142/Winnuh/Picture4.png?t=1225407008] 
Your pal, {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:53, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:Well, that's just Danday!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:49, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
::"Congratulations, Daniel on your 2008 Birthday! ...I'm [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2!]]" "Uh, I think it says that in the sig, Mikey." "Well I didn't know that!" {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 12:13, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
{{clear}}

aww, crap, someone beat me to it. and mike beat me to it. happy birthday, halloween and dia de los muertos to you, defender. and, as a special treat, and to incluse a homestar reference.......

*ahem*

sweet sweet deffy,

today is the day on your fake ID,

so get upstairs,

uh,

and fix me some Dinner (because it's five here)

now go answer some emails and your birthday gift from me is done

happy Birthday, Dan Foodeater!  {{clear}}
from {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 21:01, 31 October 2008 (UTC) and all of hrwiki (probably)

<big><big><big><big>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEFFY-PIE!!!!!!!</big></big></big></big>
<center>{{User:Acam30/sig}} 00:28, 1 November 2008 (UTC)</center>

== Quick Question ==

Hey! I just have a quick question. How do you submit fanstuff? I searched it, but I just got a link to a page that didn't do anything. I don't know if you know or not, but I thought it was worth a shot. [[User:Tigerstripe|Tigerstripe]] 21:58, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
:I really don't know, having never done so myself. I assume it's as simple as sending a picture of it in an email to TBC, but i really don't know. [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] once got his thing featured, why not try asking him? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:47, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
::You could always just [[Email]] TBC.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:55, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

== irc problem ==

hey, dan. i got disconnected and when i try to go back in, it says my nick is in use and doesn't let me in. any way around this? or do i need to wait? {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 23:43, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
:nevermind. i'm back in {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 23:45, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

== my mentor... ==

I'm probably thinkin' you're my mentor and all. I could nominate you for sysop abilities, but keep up the good work. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:11, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:17, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Redirects ==
Hi [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]], It's [[User:Mas12806|Mas12806]]. I was meaning to ask you, how do you make a redirect? I wasn't exactly comfortable asking an [[HRWiki:Bureaucrats|admin]], and I needed to know how so I could keep the Wiki moving. And your welcome for the Brunswick Stew! Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:34, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:You create a page with the content <nowiki>#REDIRECT [[Target Pagename]]</nowiki> {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:41, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
I knew that way, but when I tried that, it came out as this instead as a regular redirect:

#REDIRECT [[Homestar Runner]]

And a regular redirect page looks [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homestar&redirect=no like this]. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:00, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:00, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:What do you mean by a "regular redirect"? what kind of redirect do you want? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:37, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
::Did you put a space between the "#" and the word "REDIRECT"? That would cause the redirect not to work. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 03:39, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Note that when you preview a redirect page, that's how it'll look. When you actually submit, the MediaWiki software does its magic, and it turns into a proper redirect page. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 03:49, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Now I understand everything. Thanks [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]], [[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]], and [[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]]. A new redirect I did: [[The Brothers Chaps Office]]. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 13:04, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

==Could you set me up with a Sig?==

[[User:homsarstrongbad150|homsarstrongbad150]] sent me to you if I wanted a sig and colourful username, could you tell me how to do it? [[User:ALJ123456|ALJ123456]]
:You may want to start [[HRWiki:Signature|here]] and [[Help:Signature|here]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:01, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

== "then why did you delete this too?" ==

If you really want to know, it's because I'm using the Wii to edit again. (my Lappy's battery doesn't charge) {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:28, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

== DVD transcripts ==
I did the commentary transcripts for [[coloring]] and [[trading cards]], but they probably weren't completely accurate. Can you take a look at them both, please, and fix them both if you can? Thanks. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 00:50, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:What makes you think that i have the DVDs? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:01, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::I've seen your scripting for the [[keep cool]], which is on the same DVD as the two emails I did, so I figured you might be able to help. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:05, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Whoops. My mistake, it was The Pizz who had done the [[keep cool]] email. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:10, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== Sandbox problems ==
I checked the sandbox it it was all weird. there were blue boxes and black boxes covering everything. Can you try to change it back?[[User:Luis123|Luis123]]Luis123[[User:Luis123|Luis123]] 02:36, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Apparently I'm Not Helping ==
I have recently been charged with not helping when I post on the wiki.

Where I come from, teaching people to learn the meanings of phrases before they use them IS contributing - To society and education.
Where I'm from, education is paramount and stops you becoming a retarded txt speaker and McDonalds employee. {{unsigned|85.210.103.185}}
:Anonny, your edits were not constructive but disruptive. Your tone was confrontational, and your edits belonged on the talk page, not on the actual article. If you have any criticism on what should be in articles and what should not be, then please use the talk page to voice your concerns. In a civilised manner. Thank you.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:30, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== user boxs ==

you used when you discovered hrwiki twice
:Thanks, but it's not. One is when i discovered the site itself, the other is when i discovered this wiki. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:50, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

== Pi revert ==
{{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Pi&diff=prev&oldid=623102 concerning this edit}} 
Can you please give me a reason why you think it is not a stretch? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 11:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
:They picked those numbers and dates. They have been known to stick in references to pi in subtle places. It stands to reason that they purposely picked these to reflect pi. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:10, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

== Why come ==

okay, sorry, I didn't know about that page.
:nothing to apologize for. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:57, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::oh. well then i guess i made ur bottom ten

== Bottom 10 ==

I saw your bottom 10 and I am sorry. --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 21:23, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:Hahahahaha, it took me a second, i was about to write "for what?" when i realized.... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:26, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::I was going to write your opinions are total crap, but I thought that wouldn't be nice. --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 21:30, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:::That is correct. That wouldn't be nice... But since you didn't actually say it, it makes it totally fine to say that you WOULD HAVE said it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:46, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==
Hey man! Thanks for fixing my page along with [[User:It's Dot Com|It's Dot Com]]. I've been trying to do that ever since I signed up! With Lots of Crap, [[User:Record307|Record307]] 01:33, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:Any time bro, glad i could help. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:33, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

== Talkheader ==

Hey, I've created a new template at [[Template:Talkheader]]. I was wondering if you were any good at Wiki code, because I'm having three issues with it. Once the box is finished, I'd like to customize it to the Homestar Runner Wiki. Also, if this is redundant, let me know. [[User:Son|Son]] 16:35, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Hey there, i'm actually curious what all these templates you're creating are for. We tend not to create templates without extensive discussion. I get the talkheader one, but not the others. (Also, there's better ways to put headers on all pages of a namespace than templates, and such a thing is best left up to the site developers.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:36, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks for tagging those. I wholesale copied the Talkheader template from Wikipedia. In the process, it had these other templates layered in it. In my tired idiocracy, I tried to build those as well. It was becoming hopelessly complicated. At that point, I at least moved them into my userspace, though it's probably a lot simpler to just delete those in the first place. I thought that perhaps a talkheader would be a nice improvement to the site. I probably should have put in a request some where. If that's the case, I'll keep that in mind for the future. [[User:Son|Son]] 16:47, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, i can tag the remaining ones in your user space for deletion if you want. As for the talk page header, we already have something sort of like it, {{tl|talk}}. It might be worth expanding and seeing if the devs want to have mediawiki automatically add it to the top of every talk page. I certainly would support the idea, your template makes it very clear what talk pages are for, and it might be good to have a short list of talk page rules there. I think i'll bring it up with the devs and get back to you on it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:52, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Yeah, that sounds good. I appreciate your help! [[User:Son|Son]] 16:55, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Anytime. And let me officially welcome you to the wiki. I notice you joined over a year ago, but didn't do much at the time and never got properly welcomed.
::::::Thank you! I appreciate your welcome to the Wiki! [[User:Son|Son]] 17:05, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== tt ==

I looked up what < tt > means...
From [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TT#Computing_and_electronics Wikipedia]:
An HTML element for teletype or a monospace font family, e.g. <tt>monospace</tt>.
I'm guessing it's something that standardizes fonts if people use different skins in their preferences.

Hope this was of interest to you. It was to me when I saw you wondered (what I'm sure was probably more rhetorical than less...), so I looked it up. Thought I'd spread the word!
[[User:Son|Son]] 18:36, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks. It was unnecessary where it was anyway, also i think that these days it's been obsoleted in favor of more standardized css. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:56, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== Pictures ==
Hey dude, one question. You wouldn't mind if you could send me pages that need images, I'll be happy to supply one! I mean you don't have to do it every day but, just tell me pages that are in DIRE need of images. Asking for a favor, [[User:Record307|Record307]] 23:09, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Actually, you can see that yourself if you visit the [[:Category:Articles Needing Images|Articles Needing Images category]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:13, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== OMG! ==
DUDE YOU ARE A SAVIOR! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I FINALLY HAVE A SIG! Just one question...
How to I use my sig?--{{User:Record307/sig}} 01:15, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
:Look in your [[Special:Preferences|preferences]] under "signature", and paste <nowiki>{{User:Record307/sig}}</nowiki> into the box. Make sure to check the little box for a raw signature. Cheers, {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:06, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
::Did you follow my link at all? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:11, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Yeah see {{User:Record307/sig}} 01:14, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Awesome, man. Just, awesome. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:38, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Side note to this...is it acceptable to use a signature icon of someone's who hasn't been active on the site in over a year? [[User:Son|Son]] 05:06, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
:I'm afraid you'll have to be a bit more specific. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:11, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
::I saw a user who's been inactive since November 2007 (methinks) with a Steal Your Face. I left a note on the user's talk page, so you can check in my recent contributions to see it. I'd like to use it, if that's considered kosher. [[User:Son|Son]] 05:22, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

== Cricket Helmet ==
Hi, I dunno if you saw it, but I was hoping you could clarify your answer on the image talk page. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.151.94|132.183.151.94]] 15:42, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== The recent block warning ==

I can't tell any change between the post you did and the way MichaelXX2 "fixed" it for you. Can you explain the difference, just for the sake of someone unfamiliar with wiki syntax? -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.140.140|132.183.140.140]] 23:44, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:Sure. when putting "subst:" before a template, it will replace, or SUBSTitute, the template call for the actual code contained therein. For example, if i have a template named "example" that contains "This is a sample template", if i were to write "<nowiki>{{example}}</nowiki>" somewhere, then when i go to edit the page, it'll still say "<nowiki>{{example}}</nowiki>" in that spot on the edit page. If i wrote "<nowiki>{{subst:example}}</nowiki>" instead, it would instead have "This is a sample template" written. Outwardly, the pages would look identical, only in the code does it matter. I hope that answers your question, cause i don't know how to make it any clearer. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:51, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
::That was clear, thanks a lot. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.140.140|132.183.140.140]] 23:55, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:::What I don't get is why you reverted it, considering that [[:Template:blockwarning|using "subst" is Wiki policy.]] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Feel free to ask me privately. And i don't consider that instruction sheet to be "policy". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:56, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Actually, reverting it myself was my mistake. Looking back on it, you're not supposed to edit people's talk page posts unless they're breaking the page, contain foul language, or similar. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:18, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

== Thank youuu ==

I saw that crappy and unfunny vandalism that somebody did on a certain page. Thanx for reverting it. THAT was just an eyesore. If somebody's gonna vandalize the least they can do is make irt clever and funny. --[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]] 23:49, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Happy Hallow-day

2009-01-31T22:45:04Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Easter Eggs */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|hallowday|Happy Trogday|Fan Costumes '06}}
[[Image:Hahahaha halloween.png|thumb|"In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!"]]
It's Halloween Night but it's not Halloween ''night''. Everyone sets out to find out what happened to it before Halloween is over!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

See '''[[Happy Hallow-day Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Stick]], [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Page Title:''' HA HA HA HA Halloween Night!

'''Date:''' Monday, October 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 5:18 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 5:14 actual 

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

== Transcript ==

''{Marzipan walks through the field, which is sprinkled with leaves. A clock reading "8:13 pm" briefly rises from the bottom of the screen before disappearing; however, the sun is clearly still out. Strong Bad hides behind The Stick wearing a red witch's hat and mask.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Half-singing}'' Doot da-doo, doo, lotsa leaves, doot da-doo hmm...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps out from behind The Stick}'' Grody bloody gross and blood!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Bored}'' Eh, nice try, Strong Bad. I'm just not feeling it in broad daylight. And, you were hiding behind a twig.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know. Why isn't it dark yet?

''{Cut to Homestar, dressed as a newsboy and holding up a newspaper. As he says each line, he holds up a different newspaper with a front-page headline matching what he's saying.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! Citizens mobilize to save holiday! In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!

''{Closeup of The Local Newspapes. It has a picture of two pumpkins, the headline reads, "Happy Hallow-Day!", and the subtitle reads, "These ARE the opening credits!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch. Strong Mad is standing behind it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Hits the newspaper he's holding}'' This is bull-talk! How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna go interrogate the toilet for about eight minutes. See if he knows anything. After that, we'll form into a giant robotic Halloween Night-finding space panther! ''{Walks off. Strong Mad and The Cheat look confused. Strong Bad pops his head back in the frame.}'' Or not.

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad. The clock appears again and reads "11:18 pm".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Halloween Niiiight! Come here, boy! ''{Whistles and brings out a chew toy that looks like a brain with a bolt and eyeball sticking out of it. He squeaks it while talking.}'' I got this spooky, yucky chew toy for ya! ''{Whistles}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{In a laughing voice}'' Ye-heh-hes! ''{Whistles}'' Obviously! I am...! Aware...! That it is not...! What was that last part?

'''STRONG SAD:''' A puppy.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...A puppy!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, good. ''{A yellow glow appears in the upper left corner of the screen, and grows brighter as Strong Sad talks}'' But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night. ''{Eerie music plays.}'' I don't do so well with all this sunlight! ''{Strong Sad looks toward the menacing sunlight.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while rapidly changing his position}'' Sit, Halloween Night, Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit sit-sit!

''{Strong Sad and Pom Pom slowly back away, then run off. Homestar whistles again.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan on a different part of the field. Marzipan is playing a reggae rhythm on Carol. Coach Z enters.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, whatcha doing there, sista?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Stops playing}'' I'm trying to attract Halloween Night with music. ''{Starts playing again}'' It loves reggae, you know! ''{Stops playing}''

'''COACH Z:''' Good idear! And I can do some of my famous Halloween sound effects that everybody knows me for!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, I don't think that's what everybody knows you for.

'''COACH Z:''' What are ya torkin' abort? Listen to this spooky owl! Hort! Hort hooort! Hort hort! Or get a load of these creepy crackets! Cracket! Cracket-dadadadadadada! ''{Marzipan starts playing again}'' Cracket-dadadadada!

'''MARZIPAN:''' We be jammin'! ''{Stops playing, with a vibra-slap sound}''

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The clock appears for a moment reading "12:09 am" before disappearing. Music plays in the background}''

'''BUBS:''' What is wrong with you people? ''{Holds up a can of black spray paint}'' I got instant spray-on Halloween Night! ''{Sprays can, throws it behind him and holds up black opaque shades with orange frames}'' I got Halloween Night vision goggles! ''{throws glasses behind him and pulls out a "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit". The words "Hollerin' Jimmy's" have been covered with a piece of masking tape with "Halloween Night" written on it}'' I even got this do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit!

''{Cut through static to Spooky Woods with Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat. The trees are covered in yellow flowers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man, I thought sure we'd find Halloween Night in the spooky woods! This place has really gone uphill since it disappeared. Even that rotten old skull doesn't seem so creepy.

'''THE SKULL:''' ''{Rainbow afro sprouts from head}'' A-jam on it!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thinkin' Monchhicheat! That guy's always hanging out with Halloween Night! But how do we find him?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Triumphant the Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat pulls out a keyboard and plays the Goblin's organ jingle. The Goblin appears, wearing swim trunks and sunglasses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this crap-take? Where's Halloween Night? Strong Mad, pat him down! ''{Strong Mad picks up The Goblin by his feet and shakes him. Several coins, a pencil, some lint, and a hamster ball fall out.}'' Aw, he's clean. I'm taking that hamster ball, though.

''{Cut to outside The King of Town's Castle with Strong Sad, Pom Pom, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith. The clock reads "2:38 am" before disappearing.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Cough it up, King of Town! We know you ate Halloween Night!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You amateurs! You don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a diet! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head}'' It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well now where do we look? I need some doom and gloom soon. ''{Starting to laugh}'' Something funny is happening to the sides of my mouth...! ''{The corners of his mouth wiggle and turn upward, creating weird noises.}''

''{Scene changes to Homestar, making a box trap at The Stick. The trap involves a trail of candies with orange and black wrappers leading to a cardboard box placed over The Stick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, you are a genius! ''{Turns around}'' Thank you, Doug. ''{Turns back around}'' So tell us what you're doing here. ''{Turns around}'' Well, it occurred to me that no Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies. ''{Holds up and shakes two orange and black candies before dropping them.}''

'''COACH Z:''' How are they biting today, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sound Effects Man! Ooo-ooo! Do broken wheelchair. On cobblestone!

'''COACH Z:''' Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! ''{Continues making sound effects during Homestar's next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like I'm right there, wheeling Grandma through the old town. Do you want to stop in here and get a kielbasa, Grandma?

''{Cut to the field with Marzipan, Strong Sad and Pom Pom. Strong Mad, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk in. Strong Sad's mouth is still wiggling. The clock reads "5:42 am" and disappears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Laughing}'' Somebody shoot me.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this sucks. Halloween Night's almost over and still no sign of Halloween Night. We should be out there turning treats right now!

''{Marzipan walks in.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well, Happy Halloween anyways everybody. ''{The scene suddenly darkens.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Say that again!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Say what? Happy Halloween? ''{The scene darkens some more.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now somebody else say it!

'''COACH Z:''' Hairpy Horlaw— ''{The scene gets brighter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Covers Coach Z's face.}'' Not you, Coach Z. Now, everybody, all at the same time!

'''EVERYONE:''' ''{except Coach Z}'' HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

''{The words "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" appear at the bottom of the screen. The scene darkens into night. Crickets can be heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes it worked! I'm gonna egg so many candies and eat so much houses. I'm gonna—

''{A rooster crows and the sun abruptly comes up. Birds start singing.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, uh... what do we do now?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm...

'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!

''{The words "HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!" appear at the bottom of the screen. Cut to the end screen, with a Mexican-style skull of Homestar, wearing a sombrero, while a reggae beat plays, ending with a vibraslap.}''

''{Cut to the final shot, where all of the characters stand in their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* As with other Halloween cartoons, click on the Poopsmith's head (after the King of Town says "this year") to see Homsar. (He will also appear in the end scene, but he doesn't have a separate Easter egg.)
:''{Homsar is standing beside a pile of newspapers similar to those Homestar is seen with during the toon intro. He is holding up one of the papers to display the headline "EGGS TREE! EGGS TREE!", and a tree growing eggs as fruit can be seen behind him.}''
:'''HOMSAR''': Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up ''is'' mah get down! ''{his head sinks into his neck, leaving an empty space}''
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sta-rong. Bad. That's the best Evil Carmen Sandiego costume I've ever seen!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian, I'd beat the crap outta you right now.
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I just ''love'' your "I-have-a-caterpillar-crawling-across-my forehead" costume! And kind of a mustache... have... costume...
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, The Cheat, technically shouldn't all this sunlight be turning you into some sort of horrible beastie?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Covers eyes, The Cheat noises sounding similar to Gizmo's line "Bright lights! Bright lights!"}''
* At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 'At's a good costume, Strong Sad. What is that, you at your twenty-year high school reunion?

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Kielbasa|Kielbasa]] is a type of Polish sausage.
*The [[Wikipedia:Day of the Dead|Day of the Dead]] is a celebration of the memory of deceased ancestors which is celebrated on November 1st and November 2nd in Mexico. Its art and themes also feature prominently in Frida Kahlo's work. It is also known as [[Wikipedia:All Saints Day|All Saints Day]] or All Hallows Day. The night before, All Hallows Eve, is the basis for the term Halloween.

===Remarks===
*If you view the Flash file in a Decompiler or use the Flash Seekbar bookmarklet, it reveals that the stack of newspapers on the Loading screen reads "[[News Articles|Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!]]", which is the same newspaper Homsar holds up in his scene.
**When Homestar holds up the "In Unrelated News" newspaper, the stack next to him also reads "Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!"
*Three different characters in this toon (Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homsar) play fictional characters of real comedians who were associated with ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]''.
*Sunlight doesn't turn [[Wikipedia:mogwai|mogwai]] into gremlins; it kills them. Eating after midnight is what triggers the transformation.
*The sky is shown to be lighted shortly after 5:42 AM on November 1. In the United States, [[Wikipedia:Sunrise|sunrise]] occurs later on that day, but in some locations twilight would have begun by that time.
*This is the first major Halloween special not to include [[opening credits]].
*Homestar's newsboy get-up includes a pair of suspenders, which may indicate the presence of pants.
*Homestar wears both a basketball jersey and a pair of suspenders in this cartoon, two items of clothing that cannot be worn without shoulders.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Newspapesgoof.PNG|thumb|Man, newspaper editors have ''got'' to fix that printing machine!]]
[[Image:Hahahalloweengoof.PNG|thumb|Not even Coach Z's sleeve can resist those orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies!]]
*When the opening credits newspaper appears, the picture is off the paper for three of the frames of spinning.
*On the opening credits newspaper, there is an extra space between "ARE" and "the" in the sub-headline "These ARE the opening credits"
*When Coach Z first appears when Homestar is laying out candies, the second to last orange candy seems to disappear when it should only be partly obscured.
*In the scene where Coach Z is imitating a wheelchair, the candy Homestar dropped on the ground in the previous shot is still visible, now in mid-air, and appears on top of Coach Z's arm.
*Every time Coach Z's head changes direction, so do the tiny crescents in the pattern on his hat. This is most obvious during the wheelchair impression scene.
*After Homestar's close-up during Coach Z's wheelchair impression, the last candy in front of the box trap, a black one, has disappeared.

*The Halloween candies are out of scale; the ones in the back are bigger than the ones in the front.

===Glitches===
*At the end of the toon (if you clicked The Poopsmith to activate the Homsar egg), if you click on Strong Bad, Marzipan, The Cheat, or Strong Sad, Homsar still shows his scroll-over information while another character comments on their costume. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.

===Inside References===
*The scene at Bubs' Concession Stand follows the same format as Bubs's scenes in [[Senorial Day]].
*''[[Periodicals|The Local Newspapes]]'' was also the name of the newspaper Strong Bad was reading in the email [[candy product]]. This newspaper also appears in the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] movies.
*Bubs's do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit is a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|Hollerin' Jimmy's]] brand, which Bubs previously sold in the email [[lackey]].
*The way Homsar's head sinks into his body is similar to that of [[The Homestar Runner]] in one version of [[Kick the Can]].
*At the end, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|compares]] Strong Bad's costume to his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|2001]] Halloween costume, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes#Strong Bad|Carmen Sandiego]].
*Strong Bad is seen holding a [[Smoking|cigarette]] at the end of the cartoon.
*Strong Mad shakes the Goblin, causing objects to fall. He previously did the same thing to Strong Bad in the email [[do over]], causing change to fall.
*This toon features [[eggs]].
*Orange and black-flavored candies were previously mentioned in [[Malloween Commercial]]. The candies in this toon previously appeared in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Eggs as fruit was mentioned in the email [[colonization]], where an old-English kind Homestar declared "Eggs not to be fruit".
*The page title and Strong Bad saying "Ha-Ha-Halloween night" is a reference to [[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club]] in the 2004 Halloween cartoon, [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*The newspaper that says "These ARE the opening credits!" could be a reference to the shirt that Homestar wears that says "This '''is''' my costume!" in [[Malloween Commercial]].

===Real-World References===
* Strong Bad calling The Cheat a Monchhicheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Monchhichis|Monchhichis]].
*"Jam on it" is a reference to the song of the same name by [[Wikipedia:Newcleus|Newcleus]].
* Strong Bad's witch mask is identical to Lucy's from the [[Peanuts]] cartoon [[Wikipedia:It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown]].
* The ending screen with the picture of Homestar's skull is reminiscient of the artwork of [[Wikipedia:José Guadalupe Posada|José Guadalupe Posada]], who also made artwork regarding the Day of the Dead, and was a heavy influence on LucasArts' [[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]].
* The description of this cartoon on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] reads: ''Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang.'' [[Wikipedia:Galang|"Galang"]] is the most famous single by [[Wikipedia:XL Recordings|XL Recordings]] artist [[Wikipedia:M.I.A.|M.I.A.]]
*The line "We be jammin'" is referencing [[Wikipedia:Bob Marley|Bob Marley]]'s [[Wikipedia:Reggae|Reggae]] song "Jammin'".
*"Night Vision Goggles" are goggles that enhance the user's vision so as to be able to see better at night.
*When Homestar calls Coach Z "creepy sound-effects guy," Homestar may be referring to [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]], famous for his talents showcased in the [[Wikipedia:Police Academy (film)|Police Academy]] movies.

==DVD Version==
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Strong Bad
**Marzipan
**Strong Sad
**The Cheat
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*You no longer have the opportunity to see who is dressed up as who at the end, like you can on the website.
*As the gang shouts, "Happy Halloween!", two mouse-like clicks are heard in the background.
*Instead of cutting to the group shot after the end title, it fades through black to the shot.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' I'd like to welcome back Ryan Sterritt.

'''MIKE:''' What's up, Ry?

'''RYAN:''' How does it go?

'''MIKE:''' This is a cartoon that I'm pretty sure I haven't seen since the day we made it.

'''MATT:''' Nice. Look! Strong Bad's wearing Lucy van Pelt's witch— witch mask.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I totally, uh, didn't remember that. It's a nice looking mask.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Where do you think those suspenders s— attach at the bottom there?

'''MIKE:''' Where do you think they go in the top? It looks like they just kind of go into his chin.

'''MATT:''' Maybe it's just like those tuxedo shirts.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' It's just all... it's a t-shirt, it's just got it printed on 'em.

'''RYAN:''' People still wear suspenders and belts at the same time.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I remember—

'''RYAN:''' It seems—

'''MATT:''' The punk rock kids in school would do that, and you'd just be like, "Come on, like, if you're gonna do that, don't wear a belt."

'''RYAN:''' Yeah. I saw a guy at a wedding over the weekend. Uh, an older guy.

'''MATT:''' Mmm-hmm.

'''RYAN:''' An oldie. ''{Mike and Matt laugh}'' And he, uh, had suspenders and a belt. I didn't see the point.

'''MIKE:''' I always like it when I see people wearing suspenders that they're ''actually''... you can tell they're ''really'' holding their pants up.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Like if they didn't have the suspenders—

'''RYAN:''' It seems like it might be a second, uh, form of defense from your pants falling down.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I think—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, go ahead.

'''MIKE:''' I was just going to say that I think Pom Pom as, uh, Mario Batali is one of, uh, my favorite costumes.

'''MATT:''' I just am amazed w— with both him being Walter Sobchak from Big Lebowski and this one, like, how much he ''really'' looks like the person. Like—

'''MIKE:''' How Pom Pom can look like a human?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. It's incredible. Like, more than just, like, "Oh, you can tell who he's supposed to be." It's like, no, no, no. He ''looks'' like Mario Batali.

'''MIKE:''' And, uh, this was— most people thought that most of the costumes were more obscure than usual.

'''RYAN:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's— but it's like, this Frida Kahlo is pretty...

'''RYAN:''' But that movie, it just—

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' I don't know.

'''MATT:''' The kids don't— don't want to go see the Frida Kahlo movie, though, I s'pose. ''{pause}'' Oh, I'm surprised we hadn't made Coach Z be Queen Latifah earlier.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That was one I'm surprised we hadn't thought of.

'''MIKE:''' Umm—

'''MATT:''' He's wear— she— he's wearing her outfit from the Ladies First video, I believe. I think we found—

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''MATT:''' —found the video on YouTube and mimicked her weird African emissary... costume that was her theme for that album.

'''MIKE:''' Our friend, uh, was it Tyler that made a— a... CD of Halloween sound effects?

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Where he was doing his own Halloween sound effects. ''{Ryan laughs}'' Something about bats. He's like, "A roooom of bats" and then he would just go... ''{Mike makes a sound effect of bats' wings flapping}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, look at the creepy— the creepy forest!

'''RYAN:''' The lost— the spooky forest.

'''MATT:''' The Lost Forest. Oh, do it! How— do do do, do do do, do do do do do, do do do ''{Ryan joins in for a few notes}'' do do do, do do do dooo. ''{pause}'' Umm... ''{pause}'' Oh! That is not scary at all, Goblin. The Goblin was wearing a pair of JAMS.

'''MIKE:''' Clearly. I think I had one pair of actual JAMS, and then lots of Mom— Mom made us...

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ...would just go buy, like, Hawaiian fabric at the fabric store and make us JAMS.

'''MATT:''' Yep.

'''RYAN:''' Fleece JAMS.

'''MIKE:''' I remember getting called out on it. "Those are not JAMS, Chapman!"

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Chapman! ''{pause}'' I like— The King... has that half, uh... steering wheel. What do you c— Whatever you call that... boat steering wheel. Port— port— portmanteau?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Hey, it's Ed Grimley. Didn't you... dress up as Ed Grimely one time? Not for...

'''MIKE:''' Not for Halloween, yeah. Just in— I think it was when we went on that, uh, vacation to Washington, D.C.

'''MATT:''' You dressed up as him on vacation?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think it was in a hotel room.

'''MATT:''' Good job!

'''RYAN:''' Awesome.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Looks like we didn't re-do those graphics from when we first made them in 2001.

'''MATT:''' Those caramels?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Or taffy, whatever it is. ''{pause}'' Umm.. I s'pose, uh, what's the Poopsm— the Poopsmith's costume, I guess, is pretty obscure.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''Wizards''.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Necron 99, they call him.

'''MIKE:''' And Strong—

'''MATT:''' Tony— Tony Clifton and, uh... and... Father Guido Sarducci, I feel like, are both sort of in the same...

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...both in the same era.

'''MIKE:''' If you know one, you know the other.

'''RYAN:''' ''{partially over Mike's previous line, but not synchronous}'' If you know one, you know the other.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' I forget, people don't know The Maxx.

'''MIKE:''' I just saw The Maxx in one of those old video game magazines...

'''RYAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Uh...

'''MATT:''' Is there a Maxx game?

'''MIKE:''' No, they— I think they just had a little segment on, umm, Liquid Television or, like, MTV's animation.

'''MATT:''' Ah.

'''RYAN:''' Was it Image? Who put out that comic?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think that was one of the early Image ones. ''{pause}'' The McGuirk is a pretty inspired one. That's one of the more modern... costumes. Like...

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...a lot of times it's not from something so recent. Not that Home Movies hasn't been off the air for...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...a few years, but... ''{pause}'' I like this, umm, Homestar Day-of-the-Dead style.

'''MIKE:''' I like the bread and butter pickles song.

'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' Got some bread and butter pickles. ''{pause}'' Umm...

'''RYAN:''' I liked Teen Wolf.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's a pretty— yeah... this— I liked this— I really enjoyed this batch of costumes. I didn't— They weren't supposed to be more obscure than any other time, but...

''{The three laugh as Homestar comments on Marzipan's costume}''

'''MATT:''' That's insensitive. An insensitive comment to women with, uh...

'''RYAN:''' Unibrows?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Unibrows. And peach fuzz... on their lip.

''{pause until Strong Sad begins to comment on The Cheat's costume}''

'''MATT:''' No! Technically it should be melting him, right? Doesn't sunight kill the gremlins? Water and food turn them in—

'''MIKE:''' Oh, make them into... Spike.

===Fun Facts===
*The song Matt and Ryan hum is Saria's Song, from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]].
*"The Frida Kahlo movie" refers to 2002's ''[[Wikipedia:Frida|Frida]]'', starring [[Wikipedia:Salma Hayek|Salma Hayek]] as Frida Kahlo.
*''[[Wikipedia:Liquid Television|Liquid Television]]'' is an Emmy Award-winning 1990s animation showcase on [[Wikipedia:MTV|MTV]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hallowday.html|watch "Happy Hallow-day"]]
*[[HR:hallowday.swf|view the Flash file for "Happy Hallow-day"]]
*[[Forum:10135|forum thread re: "Happy Hallow-day"]]

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[[Category:Halloween]]
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2009-01-27T19:19:25Z

Sonicstar Runner:

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<line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Email! Email! Email! Email!</line>
<line start="43" end="69" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, You rock!"</line>
<line start="70" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?"</line>
<line start="140" end="179" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.</line>
<line start="180" end="204" speaker="strongbad">You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like,</line>
<line start="205" end="243" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass."</line>
<line start="244" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?"</line>
<line start="289" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... "Will you make a song about me? Sibbie?!"</line>
<line start="343" end="371" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... You people and your demands.</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?</line>
<line start="410" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Make a song about me.</line>
<line start="426" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Send Trogdor over to my house.</line>
<line start="449" end="479" speaker="strongbad">Put on a purple thing and dance around!</line>
<line start="480" end="496" speaker="strongbad">Well, I've had it!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="strongbad">I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.</line>
<line start="534" end="550" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="551" end="583">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="584" end="611">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="612" end="648" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="649" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.</line>
<line start="693" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!</line>
<line start="726" end="750" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="751" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt.</line>
<line start="789" end="836" speaker="strongbad">My focus is all... crocused.</line>
<line start="837" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Guess it's time for a break.</line>
<line start="879" end="901" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="902" end="924" speaker="strongbad">And... whoop!</line>
<line start="925" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.</line>
<line start="991" end="1005" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">MOM!!!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1017" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1018" end="1039">
<strongbad>Oh, the embarrassment.</strongbad>
<sfx>canned laughter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1040" end="1066" speaker="strongsad">...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1086" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1108" speaker="strongsad">Geez, I don't know.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1164" speaker="strongbad">What?! Ugh.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get out of here.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...</line>
<line start="1206" end="1247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1248" end="1302" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."</line>
<line start="1303" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">I didn't write a song about Sibbie!</line>
<line start="1328" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat just started playing some beat!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1394" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I wasn't even- I didn't mean to- It was never my intention to-</line>
<line start="1395" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!</line>
<line start="1424" end="1481" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"</line>
<line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I freakin' hate Sibbie...</line>
<line start="1509" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1572" end="1619">
<homestar>Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.</homestar>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1620" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1638" end="1662">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
</line>
<line start="1662" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>

<line start="1699" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">"Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1721" end="1741" speaker="homestar">Fubugrass.</line>
<line start="1742" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1788" end="1811" speaker="homestar">Fooboomagoo.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1846" end="1870" speaker="coachz">Forhorglingrads!</line>
<line start="1871" end="1908" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1932" speaker="strongmad">DOUGLAS!!!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! We've had a breakthrough!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1978" speaker="strongbad">You get a gold star.</line>
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2009-01-27T19:18:11Z

Sonicstar Runner:

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<line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Email! Email! Email! Email!</line>
<line start="15" end="16" speaker="homsar">FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER!</line>
<line start="43" end="69" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, You rock!"</line>
<line start="70" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?"</line>
<line start="140" end="179" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.</line>
<line start="180" end="204" speaker="strongbad">You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like,</line>
<line start="205" end="243" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass."</line>
<line start="244" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?"</line>
<line start="289" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... "Will you make a song about me? Sibbie?!"</line>
<line start="343" end="371" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... You people and your demands.</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?</line>
<line start="410" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Make a song about me.</line>
<line start="426" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Send Trogdor over to my house.</line>
<line start="449" end="479" speaker="strongbad">Put on a purple thing and dance around!</line>
<line start="480" end="496" speaker="strongbad">Well, I've had it!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="strongbad">I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.</line>
<line start="534" end="550" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="551" end="583">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="584" end="611">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="612" end="648" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="649" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.</line>
<line start="693" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!</line>
<line start="726" end="750" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="751" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt.</line>
<line start="789" end="836" speaker="strongbad">My focus is all... crocused.</line>
<line start="837" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Guess it's time for a break.</line>
<line start="879" end="901" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="902" end="924" speaker="strongbad">And... whoop!</line>
<line start="925" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.</line>
<line start="991" end="1005" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">MOM!!!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1017" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1018" end="1039">
<strongbad>Oh, the embarrassment.</strongbad>
<sfx>canned laughter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1040" end="1066" speaker="strongsad">...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1086" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1108" speaker="strongsad">Geez, I don't know.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1164" speaker="strongbad">What?! Ugh.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get out of here.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...</line>
<line start="1206" end="1247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1248" end="1302" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."</line>
<line start="1303" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">I didn't write a song about Sibbie!</line>
<line start="1328" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat just started playing some beat!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1394" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I wasn't even- I didn't mean to- It was never my intention to-</line>
<line start="1395" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!</line>
<line start="1424" end="1481" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"</line>
<line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I freakin' hate Sibbie...</line>
<line start="1509" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1572" end="1619">
<homestar>Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.</homestar>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1620" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1638" end="1662">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
</line>
<line start="1662" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>

<line start="1699" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">"Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1721" end="1741" speaker="homestar">Fubugrass.</line>
<line start="1742" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1788" end="1811" speaker="homestar">Fooboomagoo.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1846" end="1870" speaker="coachz">Forhorglingrads!</line>
<line start="1871" end="1908" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1932" speaker="strongmad">DOUGLAS!!!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! We've had a breakthrough!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1978" speaker="strongbad">You get a gold star.</line>
</transcript>
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2009-01-27T19:16:47Z

Sonicstar Runner:

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<line start="15" end="16" speaker="homsar">FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER!</line>
<line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Email! Email! Email! Email!</line>
<line start="43" end="69" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, You rock!"</line>
<line start="70" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?"</line>
<line start="140" end="179" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.</line>
<line start="180" end="204" speaker="strongbad">You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like,</line>
<line start="205" end="243" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass."</line>
<line start="244" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?"</line>
<line start="289" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... "Will you make a song about me? Sibbie?!"</line>
<line start="343" end="371" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... You people and your demands.</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?</line>
<line start="410" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Make a song about me.</line>
<line start="426" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Send Trogdor over to my house.</line>
<line start="449" end="479" speaker="strongbad">Put on a purple thing and dance around!</line>
<line start="480" end="496" speaker="strongbad">Well, I've had it!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="strongbad">I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.</line>
<line start="534" end="550" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="551" end="583">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="584" end="611">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="612" end="648" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="649" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.</line>
<line start="693" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!</line>
<line start="726" end="750" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="751" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt.</line>
<line start="789" end="836" speaker="strongbad">My focus is all... crocused.</line>
<line start="837" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Guess it's time for a break.</line>
<line start="879" end="901" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="902" end="924" speaker="strongbad">And... whoop!</line>
<line start="925" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.</line>
<line start="991" end="1005" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">MOM!!!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1017" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1018" end="1039">
<strongbad>Oh, the embarrassment.</strongbad>
<sfx>canned laughter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1040" end="1066" speaker="strongsad">...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1086" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1108" speaker="strongsad">Geez, I don't know.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1164" speaker="strongbad">What?! Ugh.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get out of here.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...</line>
<line start="1206" end="1247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1248" end="1302" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."</line>
<line start="1303" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">I didn't write a song about Sibbie!</line>
<line start="1328" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat just started playing some beat!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1394" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I wasn't even- I didn't mean to- It was never my intention to-</line>
<line start="1395" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!</line>
<line start="1424" end="1481" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"</line>
<line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I freakin' hate Sibbie...</line>
<line start="1509" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1572" end="1619">
<homestar>Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.</homestar>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1620" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1638" end="1662">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
</line>
<line start="1662" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>

<line start="1699" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">"Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1721" end="1741" speaker="homestar">Fubugrass.</line>
<line start="1742" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1788" end="1811" speaker="homestar">Fooboomagoo.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1846" end="1870" speaker="coachz">Forhorglingrads!</line>
<line start="1871" end="1908" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1932" speaker="strongmad">DOUGLAS!!!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! We've had a breakthrough!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1978" speaker="strongbad">You get a gold star.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail76/en

2009-01-27T19:15:52Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{subtitles|sibbie}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail76.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="16" speaker="strongbad">FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER!</line>
<line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Email! Email! Email! Email!</line>
<line start="43" end="69" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, You rock!"</line>
<line start="70" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?"</line>
<line start="140" end="179" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.</line>
<line start="180" end="204" speaker="strongbad">You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like,</line>
<line start="205" end="243" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass."</line>
<line start="244" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?"</line>
<line start="289" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... "Will you make a song about me? Sibbie?!"</line>
<line start="343" end="371" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... You people and your demands.</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?</line>
<line start="410" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Make a song about me.</line>
<line start="426" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Send Trogdor over to my house.</line>
<line start="449" end="479" speaker="strongbad">Put on a purple thing and dance around!</line>
<line start="480" end="496" speaker="strongbad">Well, I've had it!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="strongbad">I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.</line>
<line start="534" end="550" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="551" end="583">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="584" end="611">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="612" end="648" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="649" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.</line>
<line start="693" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!</line>
<line start="726" end="750" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="751" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt.</line>
<line start="789" end="836" speaker="strongbad">My focus is all... crocused.</line>
<line start="837" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Guess it's time for a break.</line>
<line start="879" end="901" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="902" end="924" speaker="strongbad">And... whoop!</line>
<line start="925" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.</line>
<line start="991" end="1005" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">MOM!!!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1017" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1018" end="1039">
<strongbad>Oh, the embarrassment.</strongbad>
<sfx>canned laughter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1040" end="1066" speaker="strongsad">...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1086" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1108" speaker="strongsad">Geez, I don't know.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1164" speaker="strongbad">What?! Ugh.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get out of here.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...</line>
<line start="1206" end="1247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1248" end="1302" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."</line>
<line start="1303" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">I didn't write a song about Sibbie!</line>
<line start="1328" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat just started playing some beat!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1394" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I wasn't even- I didn't mean to- It was never my intention to-</line>
<line start="1395" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!</line>
<line start="1424" end="1481" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"</line>
<line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I freakin' hate Sibbie...</line>
<line start="1509" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1572" end="1619">
<homestar>Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.</homestar>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1620" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1638" end="1662">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
</line>
<line start="1662" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>

<line start="1699" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">"Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1721" end="1741" speaker="homestar">Fubugrass.</line>
<line start="1742" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1788" end="1811" speaker="homestar">Fooboomagoo.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1846" end="1870" speaker="coachz">Forhorglingrads!</line>
<line start="1871" end="1908" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1932" speaker="strongmad">DOUGLAS!!!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! We've had a breakthrough!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1978" speaker="strongbad">You get a gold star.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail76/en

2009-01-27T19:13:45Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{subtitles|sibbie}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail76.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="13" end="14" speaker="strongbad">FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER FEEFER!</line>
<line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Email! Email! Email! Email!</line>
<line start="43" end="69" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, You rock!"</line>
<line start="70" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?"</line>
<line start="140" end="179" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.</line>
<line start="180" end="204" speaker="strongbad">You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like,</line>
<line start="205" end="243" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass."</line>
<line start="244" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?"</line>
<line start="289" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... "Will you make a song about me? Sibbie?!"</line>
<line start="343" end="371" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... You people and your demands.</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?</line>
<line start="410" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Make a song about me.</line>
<line start="426" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Send Trogdor over to my house.</line>
<line start="449" end="479" speaker="strongbad">Put on a purple thing and dance around!</line>
<line start="480" end="496" speaker="strongbad">Well, I've had it!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="strongbad">I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.</line>
<line start="534" end="550" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="551" end="583">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="584" end="611">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="612" end="648" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="649" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.</line>
<line start="693" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!</line>
<line start="726" end="750" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="751" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt.</line>
<line start="789" end="836" speaker="strongbad">My focus is all... crocused.</line>
<line start="837" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Guess it's time for a break.</line>
<line start="879" end="901" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="902" end="924" speaker="strongbad">And... whoop!</line>
<line start="925" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.</line>
<line start="991" end="1005" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">MOM!!!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1017" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1018" end="1039">
<strongbad>Oh, the embarrassment.</strongbad>
<sfx>canned laughter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1040" end="1066" speaker="strongsad">...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1086" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1108" speaker="strongsad">Geez, I don't know.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1164" speaker="strongbad">What?! Ugh.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get out of here.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...</line>
<line start="1206" end="1247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1248" end="1302" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."</line>
<line start="1303" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">I didn't write a song about Sibbie!</line>
<line start="1328" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat just started playing some beat!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1394" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I wasn't even- I didn't mean to- It was never my intention to-</line>
<line start="1395" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!</line>
<line start="1424" end="1481" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"</line>
<line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I freakin' hate Sibbie...</line>
<line start="1509" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1572" end="1619">
<homestar>Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.</homestar>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1620" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1638" end="1662">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
</line>
<line start="1662" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>

<line start="1699" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">"Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1721" end="1741" speaker="homestar">Fubugrass.</line>
<line start="1742" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1788" end="1811" speaker="homestar">Fooboomagoo.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1846" end="1870" speaker="coachz">Forhorglingrads!</line>
<line start="1871" end="1908" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1932" speaker="strongmad">DOUGLAS!!!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! We've had a breakthrough!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1978" speaker="strongbad">You get a gold star.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail93/en

2009-01-27T19:06:50Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{subtitles|army}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail93.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="26">{the geddup noise}</line>
<line start="27" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.</line>
<line start="116" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I was curious as to whether or not Strong Badia had an official army. Your Homeboy, Hank Toler"</line>
<line start="216" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola.</line>
<line start="278" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army.</line>
<line start="338" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny?</line>
<line start="397" end="456" speaker="strongbad">What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please?</line>
<line start="464" end="502" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.</line>
<line start="511" end="539" speaker="homestar">All right, maggot! Fall it out.</line>
<line start="542" end="625" speaker="homestar">Col-o-nel Homestar Runner is recruiting the most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="628" end="667" speaker="homestar">Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?</line>
<line start="671" end="735" speaker="homestar">Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?</line>
<line start="738" end="759" speaker="homestar">Will you, stupid?!</line>
<line start="764" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="homestar">Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh?</line>
<line start="848" end="916" speaker="homestar">We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.</line>
<line start="922" end="971" speaker="homestar">Company... Halt! Backwards... March!</line>
<line start="988" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">What the—</line>
<line start="1001" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you change your mind,</line>
<line start="1020" end="1059" speaker="homestar">or you wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos,</line>
<line start="1065" end="1106" speaker="homestar">we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day.</line>
<line start="1173" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1230" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1235" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, I need you to find out—</line>
<line start="1254" end="1268" speaker="thecheat">upset The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1269" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="thecheat">forceful The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1344" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, all riiight. Firebert.</line>
<line start="1385" end="1460" speaker="strongbad">I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1476" speaker="thecheat">Meh! Ha!</line>
<line start="1488" end="1553" speaker="homestar">Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?</line>
<line start="1555" end="1575" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1606" speaker="homestar">Are you ready to fight alongside your Col-o-nel</line>
<line start="1607" end="1647" speaker="homestar">and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?</line>
<line start="1648" end="1668" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1675" end="1737" speaker="homestar">Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?</line>
<line start="1760" end="1789" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.</line>
<line start="1816" end="1836" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1838" end="1917" speaker="homsar">DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.</line>
<line start="1923" end="1938" speaker="homestar">All right then, maggots!</line>
<line start="1942" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!</line>
<line start="2058" end="2098" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.</line>
<line start="2118" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">What joining? I am the other side!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy!</line>
<line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="homestar">Strong Badia... will be ours!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2394" speaker="strongbad">No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.</line>
<line start="2402" end="2505" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!</line>
<line start="2506" end="2551" speaker="strongsad">Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">And take this stupid thing with you.</line>
<line start="2612" end="2677" speaker="homestar">Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch!</line>
<line start="2686" end="2736" speaker="homestar">Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...</line>
<line start="2748" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army.</line>
<line start="2822" end="2868" speaker="strongbad">Though, we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton.</line>
<line start="2879" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">No idea what we're doing. None.</line>
<line start="2968" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Firebert. Terrible!</line>
<line start="3151" end="3206" speaker="homestar">Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Col-o-nel Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="3210" end="3265" speaker="homestar">I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="3270" end="3345" speaker="homestar">I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!</line>
<line start="3355" end="3397" speaker="homestar">And he still kinda owes me five bucks.</line>
<line start="3403" end="3432" speaker="homestar">So, if you could just... fork it over...</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail93/en

2009-01-27T03:32:03Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{subtitles|army}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail93.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="26">{the geddup noise}</line>
<line start="27" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.</line>
<line start="116" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I was curious as to whether or not Strong Badia had an official army. Your Homeboy, Hank Toler"</line>
<line start="216" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola.</line>
<line start="278" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army.</line>
<line start="338" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny?</line>
<line start="397" end="456" speaker="strongbad">What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please?</line>
<line start="464" end="502" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.</line>
<line start="511" end="539" speaker="homestar">All right, maggot! Fall it out.</line>
<line start="542" end="625" speaker="homestar">Col-o-nel Homestar Runner is recruiting the most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="628" end="667" speaker="homestar">Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?</line>
<line start="671" end="735" speaker="homestar">Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?</line>
<line start="738" end="759" speaker="homestar">Will you, stupid?!</line>
<line start="764" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="homestar">Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh?</line>
<line start="848" end="916" speaker="homestar">We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.</line>
<line start="922" end="971" speaker="homestar">Company... Halt! Backwards... March!</line>
<line start="988" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">What the—</line>
<line start="1001" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you change your mind,</line>
<line start="1020" end="1059" speaker="homestar">or you wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos,</line>
<line start="1065" end="1106" speaker="homestar">we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day.</line>
<line start="1173" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1230" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1235" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, I need you to find out—</line>
<line start="1254" end="1268" speaker="thecheat">upset The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1269" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="thecheat">forceful The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1344" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, all riiight. Firebert.</line>
<line start="1385" end="1460" speaker="strongbad">I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1476" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1488" end="1553" speaker="homestar">Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?</line>
<line start="1555" end="1575" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1606" speaker="homestar">Are you ready to fight alongside your Col-o-nel</line>
<line start="1607" end="1647" speaker="homestar">and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?</line>
<line start="1648" end="1668" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1675" end="1737" speaker="homestar">Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?</line>
<line start="1760" end="1789" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.</line>
<line start="1816" end="1836" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1838" end="1917" speaker="homsar">DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.</line>
<line start="1923" end="1938" speaker="homestar">All right then, maggots!</line>
<line start="1942" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!</line>
<line start="2058" end="2098" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.</line>
<line start="2118" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">What joining? I am the other side!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy!</line>
<line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="homestar">Strong Badia... will be ours!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2394" speaker="strongbad">No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.</line>
<line start="2402" end="2505" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!</line>
<line start="2506" end="2551" speaker="strongsad">Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">And take this stupid thing with you.</line>
<line start="2612" end="2677" speaker="homestar">Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch!</line>
<line start="2686" end="2736" speaker="homestar">Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...</line>
<line start="2748" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army.</line>
<line start="2822" end="2868" speaker="strongbad">Though, we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton.</line>
<line start="2879" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">No idea what we're doing. None.</line>
<line start="2968" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Firebert. Terrible!</line>
<line start="3151" end="3206" speaker="homestar">Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Col-o-nel Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="3210" end="3265" speaker="homestar">I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="3270" end="3345" speaker="homestar">I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!</line>
<line start="3355" end="3397" speaker="homestar">And he still kinda owes me five bucks.</line>
<line start="3403" end="3432" speaker="homestar">So, if you could just... fork it over...</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail93/en

2009-01-27T03:29:52Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{subtitles|army}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail93.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="14" end="26">{the geddup noise}</line>
<line start="27" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.</line>
<line start="116" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I was curious as to whether or not Strong Badia had an official army. Your Homeboy, Hank Toler"</line>
<line start="216" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola.</line>
<line start="278" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army.</line>
<line start="338" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny?</line>
<line start="397" end="456" speaker="strongbad">What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please?</line>
<line start="464" end="502" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.</line>
<line start="511" end="539" speaker="homestar">All right, maggot! Fall it out.</line>
<line start="542" end="625" speaker="homestar">Col-o-nel Homestar Runner is recruiting the most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="628" end="667" speaker="homestar">Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?</line>
<line start="671" end="735" speaker="homestar">Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?</line>
<line start="738" end="759" speaker="homestar">Will you, stupid?!</line>
<line start="764" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="homestar">Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh?</line>
<line start="848" end="916" speaker="homestar">We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.</line>
<line start="922" end="971" speaker="homestar">Company... Halt! Backwards... March!</line>
<line start="988" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">What the—</line>
<line start="1001" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you change your mind,</line>
<line start="1020" end="1059" speaker="homestar">or you wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos,</line>
<line start="1065" end="1106" speaker="homestar">we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day.</line>
<line start="1173" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1230" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1235" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, I need you to find out—</line>
<line start="1254" end="1268" speaker="thecheat">upset The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1269" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="thecheat">forceful The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1344" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, all riiight. Firebert.</line>
<line start="1385" end="1460" speaker="strongbad">I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1476" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1488" end="1553" speaker="homestar">Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?</line>
<line start="1555" end="1575" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1606" speaker="homestar">Are you ready to fight alongside your Col-o-nel</line>
<line start="1607" end="1647" speaker="homestar">and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?</line>
<line start="1648" end="1668" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1675" end="1737" speaker="homestar">Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?</line>
<line start="1760" end="1789" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.</line>
<line start="1816" end="1836" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1838" end="1917" speaker="homsar">DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.</line>
<line start="1923" end="1938" speaker="homestar">All right then, maggots!</line>
<line start="1942" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!</line>
<line start="2058" end="2098" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.</line>
<line start="2118" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">What joining? I am the other side!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy!</line>
<line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="homestar">Strong Badia... will be ours!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2394" speaker="strongbad">No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.</line>
<line start="2402" end="2505" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!</line>
<line start="2506" end="2551" speaker="strongsad">Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">And take this stupid thing with you.</line>
<line start="2612" end="2677" speaker="homestar">Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch!</line>
<line start="2686" end="2736" speaker="homestar">Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...</line>
<line start="2748" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army.</line>
<line start="2822" end="2868" speaker="strongbad">Though, we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton.</line>
<line start="2879" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">No idea what we're doing. None.</line>
<line start="2968" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Firebert. Terrible!</line>
<line start="3151" end="3206" speaker="homestar">Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Col-o-nel Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="3210" end="3265" speaker="homestar">I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="3270" end="3345" speaker="homestar">I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!</line>
<line start="3355" end="3397" speaker="homestar">And he still kinda owes me five bucks.</line>
<line start="3403" end="3432" speaker="homestar">So, if you could just... fork it over...</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail93/en

2009-01-27T03:28:30Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{subtitles|army}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail93.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="1" end="26">{the geddup noise}</line>
<line start="27" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.</line>
<line start="116" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I was curious as to whether or not Strong Badia had an official army. Your Homeboy, Hank Toler"</line>
<line start="216" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola.</line>
<line start="278" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army.</line>
<line start="338" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny?</line>
<line start="397" end="456" speaker="strongbad">What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please?</line>
<line start="464" end="502" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.</line>
<line start="511" end="539" speaker="homestar">All right, maggot! Fall it out.</line>
<line start="542" end="625" speaker="homestar">Col-o-nel Homestar Runner is recruiting the most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="628" end="667" speaker="homestar">Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?</line>
<line start="671" end="735" speaker="homestar">Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?</line>
<line start="738" end="759" speaker="homestar">Will you, stupid?!</line>
<line start="764" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="homestar">Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh?</line>
<line start="848" end="916" speaker="homestar">We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.</line>
<line start="922" end="971" speaker="homestar">Company... Halt! Backwards... March!</line>
<line start="988" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">What the—</line>
<line start="1001" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you change your mind,</line>
<line start="1020" end="1059" speaker="homestar">or you wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos,</line>
<line start="1065" end="1106" speaker="homestar">we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day.</line>
<line start="1173" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1230" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1235" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, I need you to find out—</line>
<line start="1254" end="1268" speaker="thecheat">upset The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1269" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="thecheat">forceful The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1344" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, all riiight. Firebert.</line>
<line start="1385" end="1460" speaker="strongbad">I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1476" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1488" end="1553" speaker="homestar">Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?</line>
<line start="1555" end="1575" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1606" speaker="homestar">Are you ready to fight alongside your Col-o-nel</line>
<line start="1607" end="1647" speaker="homestar">and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?</line>
<line start="1648" end="1668" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1675" end="1737" speaker="homestar">Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?</line>
<line start="1760" end="1789" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.</line>
<line start="1816" end="1836" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
<line start="1838" end="1917" speaker="homsar">DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.</line>
<line start="1923" end="1938" speaker="homestar">All right then, maggots!</line>
<line start="1942" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!</line>
<line start="2058" end="2098" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.</line>
<line start="2118" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">What joining? I am the other side!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy!</line>
<line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="homestar">Strong Badia... will be ours!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2394" speaker="strongbad">No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.</line>
<line start="2402" end="2505" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!</line>
<line start="2506" end="2551" speaker="strongsad">Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">And take this stupid thing with you.</line>
<line start="2612" end="2677" speaker="homestar">Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch!</line>
<line start="2686" end="2736" speaker="homestar">Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...</line>
<line start="2748" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army.</line>
<line start="2822" end="2868" speaker="strongbad">Though, we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton.</line>
<line start="2879" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">No idea what we're doing. None.</line>
<line start="2968" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Firebert. Terrible!</line>
<line start="3151" end="3206" speaker="homestar">Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Col-o-nel Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="3210" end="3265" speaker="homestar">I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="3270" end="3345" speaker="homestar">I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!</line>
<line start="3355" end="3397" speaker="homestar">And he still kinda owes me five bucks.</line>
<line start="3403" end="3432" speaker="homestar">So, if you could just... fork it over...</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

modeling

2009-01-23T01:45:34Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Fast Forward */

{{sbenav|132}}
[[Image:sbemail132.PNG|thumb|"I'll pencil you in."]]

Strong Bad is encouraged to become a model.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, June 27, 2005

'''Running time:''' 3:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! ''{pulls up the email, begins reading}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: modeling</div>
dear STRONG BAD!!!!! 
i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever 
considered doing some modeling? 
Yours truuly, 
Meghan, Albuquerque
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad yells his name at the top of his lungs, and says "truuly" as "troo-OO-ly", "Meghan" as "Meg-han", and "Albuquerque" as "Al-bu-quay-quay"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' dear MEGHAN!!!!!! ''{yelled and pronounced as before}'' Of course I've considered modeling. Someone as pretty good looking as me gets approached on the street all the-wait. Modeling?! Hmmmm. That's a truuly ''{pronounced as before}'' great idea! ''{clears screen}'' Why did I never think of that before? Maybe I should go get me some new threads at Styles Upon Styles and get some headshots taken. Pom Pom has a camera. Maybe I'll get him to take some pictures of me. Or better yet, maybe I'll go karate chop the King of Town and THEN get Pom Pom to take some pictures of me.

''{Music starts as Strong Bad approaches the King of Town, in front of his castle. Strong Bad karate chops the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in a makeshift modeling studio in the Field. He is sitting on a box, and wearing a blue shirt with a yellow shirt tied around his neck, like a cape. The backdrop is a white sheet with paint in various colors randomly splattered on it, taped to two wooden posts. Photography lights are seen on the left and right, and a silhouette of Pom Pom is seen in the foreground with a camera. The screen flashes as Pom Pom takes the picture, and as it fades back in, we see a closeup of Strong Bad in the same outfit, now holding a tennis racket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha haa!

''{The screen flashes, and now Strong Bad is lying on the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?

''{Another flash, and now he's standing on the box, with his right hand held out in front of him, as though he's pointing at the camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm charming! ''{points with his left hand}''

''{Another flash, and he's now standing with the tennis racket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off-handed tone}'' I'm charming.

''{Yet another flash, and the camera is panned back so that Pom Pom is visible again. Strong Bad is standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what's the time? ''{looks at his right wrist as though looking at a watch}''

''{Another flash, and we see another close up, as Strong Bad starts out turned away from the camera, and he turns toward it, waves, and holds his chin, with afterimages following him. Another flash, and now Strong Bad is wearing a black suit with a purple shirt and glasses, holding a briefcase.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm casually late!

''{Another flash, but the screen doesn't change. Strong Bad walks toward stage right, and pauses posing. The camera flashes again, and Strong Bad is now seen in front of what seems to be a paneled wood wall, holding a telephone with only a frayed wire coming out of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch. Ha-haaa! ''{puts down the phone and picks up the tennis racket again}''

''{Another flash, and Strong Bad is lying on his stomach on the ground, holding a pencil and leaning toward the camera. We can see that the wall in the last image was actually just another screen, leaning on the posts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll pencil you in. ''{pretends to write something on the ground}''

''{One more flash, and now Strong Bad is in a frozen walking pose in front of a blue screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at the time! ''{kneels and looks at his "watch" again}''

''{Another flash, and now Strong Bad is wearing a white turtleneck and a sailor's cap, while holding a corn-cob pipe and a golf club. A map is seen in the background, in front of the false wood wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I say, lads, is that Cape Cod? ''{uses the golf club to point at the map, and shrugs}''

''{Another flash, and the camera cuts back again. This time, Strong Bad is sitting on the box.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, off the portboard stow.

''{Another flash, and he's standing with his hands on his hips.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're on a collision course with sultriness! ''{shakes hips}''

''{One final flash and we cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab. I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines. Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads. Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without...

''{An ad for "Homely Boy Brand HUGE Tube Socks" featuring Strong Bad is displayed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...socks. WITHOUT SOCKS!

''{The image vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man! Can you imagine the luxury! Ooh! Or some kinda fancy men's cologn...ac.

''{An ad for "Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream" featuring Strong Bad appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I can be laying next to some skinny blonde girl looking totally disinterested. You know like, "Whatever, baby.

''{The ad disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac." ''{clears screen}'' No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel! And my ripped...

''{A book titled "Unattractive Detective Stories!! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress.

''{It vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And she'd be like, "No, Parson Jim, it can never be!" But I'm all like, "Look in your heart, Chezmerelda."

''{The camera cuts back to show Strong Sad standing next to the desk, holding a pile of mail.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I was just looking through today's mail, and guess who made the cover of ''Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?!? Back-to-school already?! It's not even July! So, who's on the cover?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, ''you'' are.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?!'' I ain't got no husky head!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, it's about the same size as my husky body... ''{hits his stomach twice, resulting in a dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Oh, and this check ''{holds out a check}'' from ''Husky Headed Boys Catalog'' came—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swiping the check}'' Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny! This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon! I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, but poachers have offered several ''thousand'' for my feet.

''{Homestar Runner walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey guys! Guess who made this week's cover of ''Stupid Coincidence Magazine''!

''{He holds up the [[Periodicals|magazine]], which features Homestar himself. He then throws it over his shoulder and starts dancing to the same music Strong Bad posed to earlier. The camera flashes, and "Husky Headed Boys" and "Stupid Coincidence Magazine" issues appear up close. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on Strong Bad's diamond to see an ad for "SB Finest Colognac."

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===

*"Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] word formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
*"Portboard Stow" is double [[portmanteau]]. "Portboard" combines "Port", the left side, and "Starboard", the right side of a ship. "Stow" combines both "Stern", the rear end, and "Bow", the front end of a ship. The portboard stow could be the dead center of the boat, based on this.
*[[Wikipedia:Cape Cod|Cape Cod]] is a peninsula forming the south-easternmost part of Massachusetts.

===Trivia===
*The ads and magazines read, in order:
<pre>HOMELY BOY BRAND
HUGE TUBE SOCKS

"YOU MIGHT COULD SLEEP IN ONE!"</pre> 
<pre>GOT STINKFOOT?
GET STANKFOOT!
DOCTOR
STANKFOOT'S
WATERY
ATHLETE'S
FOOT CREAM</pre> 
<pre>Unattractive
Detective Stories!!
The Case of the Dame
with the
Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth</pre>
:*''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]:''
<pre>Stupid $9
Coincidence
MAGAZINE

Why Some People
Our Think Saying
Least Likely Ka-Winky-Dink
Issue Yet!! Is Funny
pg. 143</pre>
:*''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog]]:''
<pre>HUSKY Headed Boys
BACK 2 SCHOOL!!
Catalog

Giant Headed
SUMMER 2005 Kids Need
Clothes
Too!!</pre> 
<pre>SB

FINEST COLOGNAC.

drink it. or wear it. we don't really give a care.</pre>

* The map that Strong Bad stands in front of while posing marks "Land," "Haggleston," "[[Made-up Places#Place|Place]]," and "Nautical Ocean."
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#the news room|the news room]]".
*This email has [[Nondescript Nouns]] ("Place" and "Land").

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's written signature can be seen in the HUGE Tube Socks ad, but it is different from his signature in the [[Yearbook Character Page]].
*Stupid Coincidence Magazine costs $9, the same price as one of those glossy fashion magazines that Strong Bad mentions.
*Homestar was considering breaking into male modeling in [[crying]].
*Just like in the e-mails [[time capsule]] and [[dreamail]], Homestar's eyes are placed closer together than normal.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Modelinggoof.PNG|thumb|"Dear MASKING GOOF!"]]
*When Strong Bad yells "dear STRONG BAD!!!!!" and, "dear MEGHAN!!!!!", the reflection of his head appears slightly above the Lappy due to a masking goof.
*When Homestar holds up the magazine, his image on the cover blinks (this does not happen at the end of the email).
*In the email screen when the "romance novel" comes up, you can no longer click the Lappy to see the "ripple" effect.
*Right after Strong Bad says "letsa do lunch," he holds up the tennis racket, and even though he is in a suit, the arm is bare.
*Strong Bad commits a common usage error, substituting "disinterested" for "uninterested." "Disinterested" means impartial or unbiased, as in a "disinterested" jury or judge. "Uninterested," by contrast, means showing no interest in something, as Strong Bad would be in the situation he describes.
*When Homestar holds the magazine before the end of the email, there is no text other than Stupid Coincidence Magazine.
*When Strong Bad says "Oh, what's the time?" the first time, Pom Pom's camera seems to be slightly obscuring his head.

===Inside References===
*Pom Pom's camera was also in the email [[part-time job]].
*"Styles Upon Styles" is a retailer previously mentioned in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad dressed up as a ship's captain in [[pizzaz]], minus the turtleneck.
**The turtleneck was the one Strong Bad wore as [[Archibald]] in [[A Decemberween Pageant]].
*The screen with the wooden panels is the [[Balding Man]]'s room from [[Senorial Day]].
*"Skinny blonde girls" were first mentioned in [[theme party]].
*[[Made-up Places#Place|Place]] first appeared in [[different town]].
*When Strong Sad hits his "husky body" it makes the same sound as when he was pegged by kickballs in [[1 step ahead]].
*Strong Bad originally tried to sell [[Soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]] to poachers in [[50 emails]].
*Strong Bad uses a yellow [[disconnected telephone]] for one of his business shots.
*In the end Easter egg, the "SB" on the red box uses the font [[Fonts#C|Commodore 64]].
*This is the first mention of [[tube socks]].

===Real-World References===
*"Got stinkfoot" is a reference to the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Parodius Da!|Parodius]]'', in which gaining a power-up will sometimes result in the main character saying "GOT A STINKFOOT?!" out of a megaphone.
**"Stinkfoot" is also the title of a song by [[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]].
*Strong Bad's "oh, look at the time/what's the time" poses during the photo shoot are a reference to the episode "The Prettiest Week of My Life" from the television show ''[[Wikipedia:Get a Life (TV series)|Get A Life]]''. In the episode, "Gee, I wonder what time it is" is one of the poses Chris is taught at "Handsome Boy Modeling School".

===Fast Forward===

*Strong Bad is later seen writing to and apparently showing affection for tube socks in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*The music from the photoshoot and some of Strong Bad's quotes are used in the photobooth in [[SBCG4AP]].
*Strong Bad's intro is later used as the basis for the intro theme of [[Homestar Ruiner]]

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''Commentary By:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]

'''MIKE:''' I'm joined by my brother Matt for this commentary.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Have you ever done any modeling, Matt?

'''MATT:''' I have not, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Any hand modeling?

'''MATT:''' No. No hand modeling.

'''MIKE:''' Any voice modeling?

'''MATT:''' I guess.

'''MIKE:''' Let's see— Do a pose. A voice pose.

'''MATT:''' ''{falsetto indistinguishable}'' 

'''MIKE:''' Yeah that was good.

'''MATT:''' ''{falsetto}'' Runned.

'''MIKE:''' Good.

'''MATT:''' R-U-N-N-E-D

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' I sing that "Can you handle my style no you can't handle my style" song a lot. I think maybe I sang it ''before'' it was a Strong Bad Email song even.

'''MIKE:''' Probably.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' You tend to sing songs with lyrics that have "style" in them.

'''MATT:''' Styles upon styles, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Sounds like he says Bushido, that game.

'''MIKE:''' I like that background.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's very nice. It looks like he's in that Teen Steam, Alyssa Milano workout video.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{singing}'' Teen Steam—

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' gotta let it out.

'''MATT:''' That's a disconnected phone Mike.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Uh, he penciled you in, just like he said he would.

'''MATT:''' That, Strong Bad needs to—

'''MIKE:''' I like the sailing—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, have that cable knit sweater. He looks so warm. He looks like the Gortons fisherman.

'''MIKE:''' Was he wearing that in the play, in the christmas pageant— where he was— where he and Bubs where going by the wharfs?

'''MATT:''' The docks?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, down by the docks?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I don't think so. ''{pause}'' I think we drew it for this one.

'''MATT:''' So this had a unique thing. ''{voice cracks slightly, and he makes a yodelling noise}'' This has a unique thing where—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, people think these were the easter eggs.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's kinda— it seemed like— It seems they should be, I feel like.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, in retrospect, maybe we should have—

'''MATT:''' You're not really paying attention to all this funny stuff he's writing, because stuff keeps popping up over it. Even though the things that pop up are equally funny. I think.

'''MIKE:''' I think there was just so much talking, we were afraid it would get boring visually because he just sits there and talks for like two minutes at the end of the email.

'''MATT:''' He's checkin' emails like it's 2002. ''{pause}'' That is a distr— that is a hard to look at— dame. With some hard to look at teeth.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Cause yeah, if he's a parson, right— isn't a parson a clergyman?

'''MIKE:''' Of some kind. I would assume so. He married Frosty.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah. Err, no, Parson Brown will — uhh, no. A snowman is in ''Let it Snow'', I think, isn't it?

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah.

'''MATT:''' "In the meadow we can build a snowman"

'''MIKE:''' I thought you and Frosty got married by Parson Brown.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}''

'''MATT:''' Uh, whoa— ''{Strong Bad voice}'' Huttah huttah.

'''MIKE:''' Remember the diskette back there—

'''MATT:''' Listen! Listen!

''{they listen}''

'''MATT:''' Aw, he didn't— When did he do that? Isn't there a part where he pats his belly —

'''MIKE:''' It may have happened before.

'''MATT:''' and it makes the basketball sound. Oh. I like that one.

'''MIKE:''' I was— ''{ends abruptly}''

=== Fun Facts ===
*Matt mentions [[Styles Upon Styles]].
*Parson Brown helped Frosty the Snowman get married in the [[Wikipedia:Rankin/Bass|Rankin/Bass]] special ''[[Wikipedia:Frosty's Winter Wonderland|Frosty's Winter Wonderland]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:Bushido (role-playing game)|Bushido]] is a role-playing video game set in [[Wikipedia:Feudal Japan|Feudal Japan]], in which one plays the role of a samurai warrior.
*[[IMDB:tt0268682|Teen Steam]] is a workout video [[Wikipedia:Alyssa Milano|Alyssa Milano]] starred in when she was 15.
*The "Christmas pageant" that involves wharfs that Mike talks about refers to [[A Decemberween Pageant]].

==See Also==
*[[Products from modeling]]

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Nicknames

2009-01-19T05:00:36Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Strong Mad */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (Homestar, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Homestarrunner.com (Homestar and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster man (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (Strong Bad, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

''' Other'''
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])

'''Other'''
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])

'''Other'''
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Neils Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])

'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])

===[[Marzipan]]===
''' General '''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

''' Big Toons '''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (Coach Z, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])

''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (Homsar, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (Homsar, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (Homsar, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*Daddy Gunhavy (Gunhaver, [[Let us give TANKS!]])
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

User:Sonicstar Runner

2008-10-30T14:42:40Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

Awesome album. Viva la old-school Metallica!

LINK 2 lastfm...

http://www.last.fm/users/FaceSmasher666

User talk:Sonicstar Runner

2006-06-24T19:18:42Z

Sonicstar Runner:

Ride the Lightning, guy.

File:Severelogo.jpg

2006-06-22T05:25:49Z

Sonicstar Runner: {pi}

== Summary ==
death metal band Severe Torture logo
{{personal-image|Sonicstar Runner}}
== Licensing ==
{{logo}}

User:Sonicstar Runner

2006-06-22T05:24:37Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

Awesome album. Viva la old-school Metallica!

[[Image:Severelogo.jpg]]

Severe Torture, a death metal band I'm hugely into these days.

File:Severelogo.jpg

2006-06-22T05:23:35Z

Sonicstar Runner: death metal band Severe Torture logo

== Summary ==
death metal band Severe Torture logo
== Licensing ==
{{logo}}

User:Sonicstar Runner

2006-06-21T14:32:27Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

Awesome album. Viva la old-school Metallica!

User:Sonicstar Runner

2006-06-21T14:31:36Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

User:Sonicstar Runner

2006-06-21T14:31:22Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:Image:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg]]

File:Metallica-RideTheLightning.jpg

2006-06-21T14:30:47Z

Sonicstar Runner: Cover of Metallica's Ride the Lightning.

== Summary ==
Cover of Metallica's Ride the Lightning.
== Licensing ==
{{albumcover}}

User talk:Sonicstar Runner

2006-01-21T21:01:30Z

Sonicstar Runner:

Nicknames

2005-11-05T19:58:26Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Marzipan */

Most [[Characters|characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually [[Strong Bad]].

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*[[Batman]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines (Strong Bad, [[First Time Here?]])
*Boyfriend [[Dan]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, "Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*[[Goatface]] Killa (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, Stairmaster, Homegrown, Ramrod, Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homesar (John Flansburgh, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]])
*homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])
*Homestarr (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*Homestar Michael Runner (Marzipan, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]] commentary)
*[[Homsar]] (Vinnie C., [[homsar]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Jorge (Marzipan, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*Lionel Richie (Strong Bad, Homestar's character page)
*little underbite man (Ron Dardman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug in Mouth Disease]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])
*No armed whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[halloweener]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*undabite (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Weirdo in the duckie shirt (Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])

==[[Pom Pom]]==
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, "Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*b-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Goatface (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug in Mouth Disease]])
*The King Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4]])
*Marzipan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3]])
*The master of make out rock (Strong Bad, [[making out]])
*The Meanest Genius (Strong Bad, [[time capsule]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Mr. Bad (Tyler, [[butt IQ]]; John and some other people who aren't scam artists, [[credit card]]; geroge, [[cartoon]]; Bubs, [[other days]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad,"Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (Peter, [[rampage]])
*Pom Pom (Homestar, [[the facts]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*spazz (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Silne Złe (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Strond bad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*Stong Bad (e-mailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Strong Ba15456 (unknown, [[virus]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*a squeaky guy (Strong Bad, [[funny]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]])
*The Strong Bad (Homestar Runner, [[secret recipes]])
*two-bit [[Wrestleman|wrestleman]] (Homestar, [[army]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])

==[[The Cheat]]==
*an ugly bird (Homestar, [[helium]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*The C H E _ T (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*Cheetachu72 ([[marzipan]])
*The Chekt (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[impression]], [[rampage]]; Powered by The Cheat Coach Z, [[mile]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (The Cheat, [[geddup noise]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*Ilko Skevuld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*Mr. Cheaterson (Strong Bad, [[Strongbadia National Anthem]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*A [[Striped Green Rabbit]] With Two Butts (Strong Bad, [[New Boots]])
*that little yellow thing (The King of Town, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*Big Guy (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*no-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*That one big guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])

==[[Strong Sad]]==
*A butt (Strong Bad, [[TrogdorCon '97]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Coach Z, [[impression]], and Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Dripping Yellow Madness (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Ol' Greystroke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*Rondell ([[Experimental Film]])
*a round mound of gray fatness (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*S.S. for Strong Sad (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]])
*Stupid kid brother (Strong Bad, [[depressio]])
*[[Tendafoot|tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Self, [[Main Page 23]])
*wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's the Cheat?]])
*wiggity-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

==[[Marzipan]]==
*Girlfriend (Homestar, [[secret recipies]])
*Hooray4Dolphins (Strong Bad, [[marzipan]])
*Lady (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*ladytype (Homestar, [[lady...ing]])
*M4RZ1P4N (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Marzi (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]"
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1]])
*Not Marzipan (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Pawkeegan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3]])
*you old broomstick (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])

==[[Bubs]]==
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], and Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] and [[Broken Compy Menu]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*Buh-hubs (Strong Bad, [[big white face]] and [[part-time job]])
*Dr. Bubs (Bubs, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Friend (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Ol' Bubs (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])
*Sbu (Backwards name minus the first b, [[lunch special]])
*The hoppity frog of values (Bubs, [[Senorial Day]])
*The [[Thnikkaman]] ([[monument]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Zubs ([[current status]])

==[[Coach Z]]==
*The Coach (Coach Z, [[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]])
*Coach B ([[current status]])
*Coach Dang Z (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*hot girl #37 (Coach Z, [[2 emails]])
*Just a silly little bumblebee (Coach Z, [[record book]])
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Strong Bad (King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4]])
*(The) KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]], Third Party Reference)
*Your Highness (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

==[[The Poopsmith]]==
*doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

==[[Homsar]]==
*America's favorite blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*A friendly reminder (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Just a silly little bumblebee (Homsar, [[record book]])
*little man (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*The Original Ladies' Man (Homsar, [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A song from the sixties (Homsar, [[interview]])
*A trendy totebag (Homsar, [[for kids]])
*Little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*the secret guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])

==[[Marshie]]==
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, [[the show]])
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])

==[[They Might Be Giants]]==
*the old Supreme Giants boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Homestar, [[Experimental Film]])

==[[Carol]]==
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]] and [[marzipan]])

==[[Señor]]==
*This Blue Guy (Strong Bad, "Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])

==[[Senor Cardgage]]==
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])

==[[Balding Man]]==
* Husband of the Year ([[Senorial Day]])

==[[Visor Robot]]==
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])
[[Category:Lists]][[Category:Running Gags]]

==[[The Wheelchair]]==
*that stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

==[[Eh! Steve]]==

*Eh, Steven. (Lem Sportsinterviews, [[different town]])
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

==[[Prime Time]]==

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*that blonde guy (Homestar, [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
*sweetie cakes (Strong Mad, [[haircut]])

==[[The Sneak]]==
*[[The Dapper Swindler]] ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

==[[Mustachioed Homestar Runner]]==
*Fabrosi ([[lady...ing]])

==[[Saddy Dumpington]]==
* ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

==[[Reynold]]==
* Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
* Cheat Cussmando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

Strong Bad Email Statistics

2005-10-28T16:55:38Z

Sonicstar Runner: category overlapped text...

[[Image:NoLoafingPieChart.png|thumb|No Loafing!]]

With more and more [[Strong Bad Email]] released on the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]], it is hard to keep track of all the statistics. For example, which computer was used the most, or how the length of emails has increased throughout the years. To correctly calculate those numbers, a few charts and graphs have been made for the ease of the people who like to know ''everything'' about [[Strong Bad]] and his emails.

<h2 style="clear: both;">Strong Bad Email By Length</h2>
This section involves data taken from the list [[Strong Bad Email By Length]].
[[Image:SBEScatter.png|thumb|200px|left|A scatter plot of chronological number vs. length, with outliers.]]

*The scatter plot shows a fairly strong positive correlation between Email Number and Email Length. The ''r'' value between these two variables without deleting outliers is .736.
**An ''r'' value of 1 would indicate a perfect, positive correlation. A value of -1 indicates a perfect, negative correlation. Therefore, .736 indicates a fairly strong, positive correlation.
*This plot shows there are a handful of clear outliers which are likely affecting the correlation. In the plot below, the outliers have been removed. A Least Squares Regression Line (LSRL) has also been added.
**The outliers were defined as those emails with a residual value of 40 or greater, or -40 or less.

[[Image:SBELinReg.png|thumb|200px|right|A scatter plot of chronological number vs. length, without outliers.]]

*The LSRL can be used to extrapolate, or guess the length of future emails. The ''r'' value of this line is .946.
**The equation for the LSRL is y = 1.4051x + 43.995. y = Time (seconds); x = Email number
*This method of guessing is not 100% accurate, since it is unlikely the emails will ever be, say, 20 minutes long. This equation should not be considered a foolproof method for guessing the length of an email, but it does give a nice idea of what the average length of an email is at a given point in time.

<h2 style="clear: both;">Strong Bad Email By Era</h2>
[[Image:bar_graph_by_length.PNG|thumb|200px|left|"The newer, the longer"]]
[[Image:pie_graph_by_era.PNG|thumb|200px|right|But [[Compy 386]] can win the stupid competition.]]

This section involves data on the computer used to answer each email, or the "era" of the computer. The categories are [[Tandy 400]], Broken Tandy, [[Compy 386]], [[Lappy 486]], and Other. (So far, other is [[Pom Pilot]] and [[Tangerine Dreams]])

{{clear}}
==Total Time Spent Using Each Computer==
[[Image:SBESTimeSpentChart.png|thumb|200px|left|That's a lot of seconds.]]

This section involves data taken from the Strong Bad Email by Length page. The chart recognizes four categories of computers: Tandy 400 (includes Broken Tandy), Lappy 486, Compy 386, and Other.

{{clear}}

==Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email==
Several Strong Bad Emails feature more than one email.
*[[huttah!]] — 7 emails
*[[spring cleaning]] — 5 emails
*[[50 emails]] — 4 emails
*[[cheatday]] — 4 emails
*[[E-mail Birds]] — 3 emails
*[[2 emails]] — 3 emails (third is fast-forwarded through)
*[[bottom 10]] — 2 emails
*[[credit card]] — 2 emails
*[[lady...ing]] — 2 emails
*[[lunch special]] — 2 emails
*[[other days]] — 2 emails
*[[sisters]] — 2 emails

<h2 style="clear: both;">Intervals Between Strong Bad Emails</h2>
[[Image:sb_email_frequency.png|thumb|200px|right|A column graph showing the intervals between Strong Bad Emails.]]

Strong Bad Emails are released at varying frequencies. The graph on the right shows the number of days in between the release of an email.
Here is a summary of the data:
* Mean: 10.7 days
* Median: 7 days
* Mode: 7 days — 64 emails came out 7 days after the previous release
* Minimum: 4 days — There were 4 days between the releases of [[brianrietta]] and [[i love you]] as well as [[ghosts]] and [[theme party]]
* Maximum: 49 days — There were 49 days between the releases of [[lady...ing]] and [[geddup noise]]

''Note: Data is not complete. Reliable dates are not available for [[homsar]], [[butt IQ]], [[homestar hair]], [[making out]], [[depressio]], and [[sb_email 22]]. This data is as of September 26, 2005.

<h2 style="clear: both;">Other Semi-Useful Information</h2>
*44.58% of all emails have no location given; 2.9% have no return sender at all.
*The average email is 1.88 sentences long; the average cartoon is 142.4 seconds long.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] most frequently choose emails with sender names starting with J, S, or M. Together these senders make up a whopping 34.55% of all emails.
*Only 18.65% of all emails are longer than two sentences. No email longer than four sentences has ever been used.

<h2 style="clear: both;">External Links</h2>

*[http://www.strongfans.com/EmailDatabase.xls View the data (Excel Spreadsheet)] 45KB, current as of 19 August 2005.

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}
[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]

Talk:sibbie

2005-10-27T17:56:25Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Talking toaster or toadstool */

== Length of "AAAHHHH!" ==

When Strong Bad freaks out, does "AAAAHHHH!!!" have to be so long?—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 19:59, 4 Oct 2004 (MST)

== Fhqwhgads ==

Should there be fun facts or something linking back to "i love you" and Everybody to the Limit? Or are those too obvious?

Maybe just a link to [[Fhqwhgads]]?--[[User:ninja pirate|ninja pirate]] 19:58, 1 Dec 2004 (MST)

== Wrestleman? ==

I just updated the FF about Strong Bad's attack on the radio, and wondered: is this the only time to date where we've seen him actually perform wrestling moves? We've seen him kick and punch enough, but I can't think of any actions indicative of a wrestleman before this. 
And if anyone wants to move that FF from 'Real World References' to another category, be my guest (it must have been there because of the previous WWE comment - if people only realized things existed before a week ago...) --[[User:BaconSandwich|BaconSandwich]] 02:39, 18 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Clever Dan? ==

Why Clever Dan? I heard it as "look who thinks he's clever, then." -- [[User:195.144.131.12|195.144.131.12]] 05:54, 21 Feb 2005 (MST)
:That doesn't really make very much sense. Also, I've always heard "Clever Dan" when I listen to it. →[[User:evin290|evin290]]
::___ Dan is a running joke on the site; you see a couple references to it in the Trogdor game, for example. There are a couple other spots, but I can't think of them off the top of my head.--[[User:Big Dog|Big Dog]] 11:58, 15 Mar 2005 (MST)

While Strong Bad is sitting on the couch, he should hear a thing like, a howler monkey, as seen on [http://www.vivelacinq.fr/Videos/Info/MinuitPile1992.wmv this link]. This is gonna be a real funny thing! :) --[[User:80.217.162.254|80.217.162.254]] 11:55, 18 Mar 2005 (MST) Maudi Algabban

What are you talking about, number guy? It's some French newsfeed...I'm confused...--[[User:Jimmy Jammies|Jimmy Jammies]] 17:28, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Where's the DVD commentary transcript? ==

Well? -Some IP Address

The email doesn't have commentary. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 21:01, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

==Talking toaster or toadstool==

At the end of the email, is Homestar saying "I've had it with that talking toaster" or "talking toadstool"? I sounds to me like he's saying "toadstool". --[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]] 17:47, 27 October 2005 (UTC)
:What is a toadstool? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:52, 27 October 2005 (UTC)
:A toadstool is a type of mushroom. --[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]] 17:56, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

Talk:sibbie

2005-10-27T17:47:04Z

Sonicstar Runner:

Commandos in the Classroom

2005-10-08T17:43:07Z

Sonicstar Runner: This IS worth a mention. Just look in my user page.

[[Image:Commandos in the Classroom.PNG|thumb|Commandos in the Classroom!]]

The [[Cheat Commandos]] teach about inappropriate peer-2-teen choice behaviors.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Blue Laser minion}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reinforcements}}

'''Places:''' [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Price Style]], Seedy Bar, Blue Laser HQ (Easter Egg)

'''Date:''' September 13, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 4:15

'''Page Title:''' Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips!

== Transcript ==
''{Open to Cheat Commandos headquarters; a title which reads "'MOVIE NIGHT!' written by A. Chimendez Jr." appears. Cut to some Cheat Commandos at [[The Screen]].}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Movie night is my favorite night. I think it is my favorite night. Hee hee hoo hoo!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Are you even trying anymore?

'''GUNHAVER:''' All right boys, time for a little R&R. Tonight we've got the old family favorite ''Pony Fights 2''!!!

''{the lights dim, and the big screen cuts to the green rating screen. It reads:}''
<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
CERTAIN AUDIENCES 
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST 
 
IT BE RATED
{| cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto;"
|-
| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | PG-13
| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND ''VERY'' ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
|}
</blockquote>

'''EVERYBODY:''' Yay! Yeah!

'''SILENT RIP:''' All right! PG-13!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Uh, sorry Reynold, ''{He flicks the lights back on.}'' I'm afraid lights-out for you is at oh-now hundred hours!

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, all that cuss-language might give you nightmares. Ah-ha ha ha.

'''REYNOLD:''' Oh, I can handle it, why I can even swear a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits.

'''OTHER COMMANDOS:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

'''REYNOLD:''' Oh, I can't do anything right. I might as well go home and get teen pregnant.

''{The other commandos gasp, the Blue Las-Alert siren sounds once.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Easy there, Cheat Cuss-mando, you just made an inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behavior!

'''REYNOLD:''' A whaaa?

''{cut to the black and white Commandos in the Classroom logo, which looks like Reynold in a mortarboard cap pointing a pointer at an A+}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{singing}'' Commandos in the Classroom!

''{Cut to another black-and-white slide that reads "LESSON 4: INAPPROPRIATE PEER-2-TEEN CHOICE BEHAVIORS". At the bottom in fine print it reads "*TEACHERS, USE THIS TIME TO CATCH A NAP OR HAVE A SMOKE."}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Lesson four: Inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors!

''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold in Cheat Commandos HQ}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Here, Reynold, lemme show you.

''{Gunhaver points the remote at the screen, which shows two ponies fighting in a field for a moment, then snows out to a diagram of a person's head showing the brain. The other commandos cheer for a second, then groan as the scene changes.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' I was watchin' the ponies...

'''GUNHAVER:''' The brain is divided into two halves: ''{The brain in the diagram gets a jagged line down the middle}'' the good half ''{A dotted line points to the left half saying "GOOD HALF"}'' and the evil half. ''{A dotted line points to the right half saying "EVIL HALF.}'' The good half likes positive things, like Self-Esteem, ''{the word "Self-Esteem" appears in the middle of the screen and moves through the mouth into the "good" half of the brain.}'' Oreo Cheesecake, ''{again, the words appear and move through the mouth and up into the brain}'' Bringing Your Old Man a Cold One, ''{again, then cut to a close-up of Gunhaver}'' and all our playsets and toys. ''{Gunhaver smiles a big grin toward the camera. Cut back to the diagram.}'' But the evil half likes ''{as each of the next four words is said, is appears from the "evil" half of the brain and moves to the right side of the screen}'' Littering! Loitering! Latering! Lootering! And all the other stuff that causes inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors! ''{The other words vanish and are replaced by "Inappropriate peer-2-teen choice behaviors".}''

''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' But how do ''I'' keep from making peer-to-teen choice awards, Gunhaver?

'''GUNHAVER:''' If you find yourself in a sticky ''{makes "finger quotes"}'' teenage situation, just remember these three pro-positive life tools:

''{Cut to Silent Rip in a classroom, next to a Blue Laser minion. Both appear to be taking tests.}''

'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' What did you get for number four, sir?

'''SILENT RIP:''' Uhhhh...

''{Gunhaver suddenly enters the screen from the bottom.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''Freeze!'' ''{The screen cuts to a diagram of a male body with "PRO-POSITIVE LIFE TOOL" written next to it, and a giant "#1" appears next to it.}'' Pro-positive life tool number one: ''{Gunhaver appears on the screen}'' say you have one of any debilitating gold rush era diseases! ''{He pulls out a book labeled "BIG BOOK OF DEBILITATING GOLD RUSH ERA DISEASES", and "BBODGRED" on the spine.}''

''{Cut back to the classroom.}''

'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Come on, man. I thought we were bros!

'''SILENT RIP:''' I can't! I have the typhoid! Or the cholera!

'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Never mind. Your answers are gross, bro.

''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold, the latter of whom is now wearing a false beard and a prospector's hat, and is holding a mining pick.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' Gold rush era diseases, eh?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Now you're getting it!

''{Cut to the supermarket, where two Blue Laser Minions are holding a lot of bottles labeled "WINE COOLA," some of them in their pants, and Fightgar is standing nearby.}''

'''FIRST BLUE LASER MINION:''' Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband.

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Oh, um, uh...

''{Again, Gunhaver suddenly jumps onto the screen.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''STOP!'' ''{The diagram of the body returns, but now, it's a woman's body. "#2" appears on the side and "EN SAP" at the bottom.}'' Pro-positive life tool numero two: ''{silhouettes of the two Blue Laser minions and Gunhaver appear with question marks over them. The minions are labeled "INAPPROPRIATORS"}'' Envision your Inappropriators ''{Gunhaver is labeled "STILL JUST YOU" and the minions turn into pizza slices.}'' as giant slices of pizza.

''{Cut back to the supermarket.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Ah-ha ha ha! You're deep-dish! Ah-ha ha! And you've got extra cheese! Ah-ha ha ha ha! Oh, pepperoni!

'''FIRST BLUE LASER MINION:''' What's with this guy?

'''SECOND BLUE LASER MINION:''' He sounds crazy. Should we shoot him?

'''FIRST BLUE LASER MINION:''' Abso-total-lutely!

''{The second minion pulls out a large gun and aims it at Fightgar, who looks startled. The scene cuts back to Gunhaver and Reynold, who is now wearing a baseball cap and holding a bat, with a ball sitting next to him, and we can hear shooting over the next exchange.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' But Gunhaver, I've never had pizza before!

'''GUNHAVER:''' But you know what it looks like, don't you?

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{smiling}'' I think so!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Now you're getting it!

''{Cut to an alley next to a building labeled "Seedy Bar". Firebert walks by in the background, while the Blue Laser Commander is standing next to a building.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{Jumping out}'' Hey, kid! Wanna smoke some ''candy'' ''{holds up chocolate bar}'' with me?

''{The diagram of the body, which now appears to be a bear, appears over the scene this time. "#3" appears on the right. Firebert and Blue Laser Commander lean back to make room for the diagram}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pro-positive life tool number three: ''{The diagram and "#3" disappear, and Silent Rip appears from the side of the building and throws a smoke bomb.}'' Have your light infantry create a thick smokescreen. ''{The commander starts hacking and coughing, while Firebert pulls out a gun and shoots it at the commander.}'' Then lay down some suppressive fire until the snipers are in position. ''{He stops firing.}'' But look out for surface-to-air antioxidant missiles! ''{Firebert jumps out of the way as three missiles, labelled "100% GREEN TEA" and painted with skulls-and-crossbones, just barely miss the Commander.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Ah!

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then by the time Reinforcements shows up...

''{Reinforcements shows up.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey, guys.

''{Cut to a screen with Gunhaver.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ...Your mom ''{an image of a station wagon appears}'' should be waiting for you in the bus turnaround! ''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold.}'' So, do you think you're ready to make ''{more finger quotes}'' appropriate inappropriate whatever thingies now?

'''REYNOLD:''' Yes sir! I'm gonna get high on life!

''{Silent Rip walks up.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' We're about to start the movie! You guys coming?

'''GUNHAVER:''' What do you think, Reynold?

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{thinks a moment, then grins}'' I've got dysentery!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Good job, little buddy! ''{pushes Reynold offscreen to stage left, then walks with Silent Rip to stage right}'' Man, I can't wait to see some serious pony carnage!

''{Fade to the Commandos in the Classroom logo again.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{singing}'' Commandos in the classroom!

''{Cut to an image that reads "NEXT WEEK... LESSON 5: LISTEN YOU GUYS, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO START SHOWERING EVERYDAY"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week, lesson 5: Listen you guys, you seriously need to start showering every day!

''{"THE END" and "BACK" appear at the bottom of the screen.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Lesson" to see the "Commandos in the Classroom" Lesson 4 Worksheet.

:<div style="background:#F5F5F5; color:black; padding:8px; width: 240px; border:1px solid #CCC">'''LESSON 4''' '''WORKSHEET''' '''1. DRAW A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE INAPPROPRIATE''' '''PEER-2-TEEN CHOICE BEHAVIOR''' <table align="center" style="border:1px black solid; background:none"><tr height="50"><td width="70"></td></tr></table> '''2. WHY DO YOU THINK REYNOLD''' '''HAS NEVER TRIED PIZZA?''' ___________________________ ___________________________ <nowiki>*</nowiki>(TEACHERS, THIS WORKSHEET SHOULD BUY YOU 10-15 MORE MINUTES OF PEACE. FIX YOURSELF A DRINK, MAYBE!)</div>

*Click on "Guys" for Blue Laser to get the wrong end of the stick.
:''{The Blue Laser Commander and a minion are standing in their HQ, dressed as pizza slices. The text "OPERATION DRESS UP AS PIZZA!!" is flashing on a screen in the background.}''
:'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Um, I'm not entirely sure this is what they were talking about sir.
:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Shut it! Pizza can't talk!

*Click on "Seriously" for the following exchange:
:''{Cut to Silent Rip and Crackotage in the HQ, with Pony Fights 2 playing in the background.}''
:'''SILENT RIP:''' Ah, you can do it. Try another one.
:'''CRACKOTAGE:''' I think my rhymes are truly broke! Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke! Hoo-hoo, hweh-hweh!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Second audio program|SAP]] is an auxiliary audio channel for television that can be broadcast or transmitted both over the air and by cable TV. It is often used for an alternate language or descriptive video.
*[[Wikipedia:MPAA_film_rating_system#PG-13|PG-13]] is one of the film ratings used in the [http://mpaa.org/movieratings/about/content5.htm MPAA] film rating system. It is a strong caution to parents that some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
*[[Wikipedia:Chicago-style pizza|Deep-dish]] (AKA "Chicago-style") is a style of pizza in which the pizza is much thicker than usual, often requiring the use of a fork and knife to eat it.
*[[Wikipedia:Typhoid fever|Typhoid fever]], [[Wikipedia:Cholera|cholera]], and [[Wikipedia:Dysentery|dysentery]] are bacterial diseases generally associated with the ingestion of drinking water contaminated by improper sanitation.
*[[Wikipedia:Antioxidants|Antioxidants]] are chemicals that prevent the [[Wikipedia:oxidation|oxidation]] of other chemicals.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Commandos4 problem4.PNG|right|thumb|Smell that purple ink!!]]
*The blackboard in the classroom sequence reads "ASSIGNMENTS", "TAKE TEST", and "STARE AT CLOCK UNTIL I COME BACK".
*In the same scene as above, Silent Rip's test paper reads "Problem 4: Compare and contrast your 2 most favorite '[[Wikipedia:Ernest P. Worrell|Ernest]]' movies. Show your work!"
*This is the first time Reinforcements is shown in his animated form, and also the first time he talks in his own voice.
*This is the longest "Short" cartoon on the website.
*The line "Come on, man, I thought we were bros." is the first time a Blue Laser Minion has ended a sentence without referring to the person he was speaking to as "sir" or "ma'am".

===Remarks===
*The episode is called "Movie Night", but when we see the headquarters, it's daytime.

===Goofs===
*"Every day" is misspelled "everyday" on the slide at the end. In that context, it should be the two-word adverb, not the one-word adjective.
*The clock in the classroom sequence has only 8 hours on its face, instead of 12.
*When Gunhaver is talking to Reynold after the brain picture appears, his left hand goes through his jacket for a split-second.

===Inside References===
*This episode of Cheat Commandos is written by [[A. Chimendez|A. Chimendez Jr.]]
*Gunhaver makes a reference to [[Cold Ones]].
*The lesson four worksheet seems to be based on the application form in [[CGNU]].

===Real-World References===
*The title is based on [http://www.ciconline.org/default.htm Cable in the Classroom], a non-profit organization dedicated to providing educational programming to be aired in schools.
* The [[Wikipedia:Teen Choice Awards|Teen Choice Awards]] is an awards ceremony shown annually on Fox since 1999 in which teens get to vote for the winners of various categories such as movies, music, and television.
*[http://www.kraftfoods.com/recipes/CakesPiesCheesecakes/CheesecakesBaked/OREOCheesecake.html Oreo Cheesecake] is a novelty dessert made by replacing the normal cheesecake crust with crushed [[Wikipedia:Oreos|Oreos]].
* when the text "Inappropriate peer-2-teen choice behaviors" appears on the screen, it is in a similar font to the Cannibal Corpse logo.

==External Links==
*[[HR:cheatcommandos4.html|watch "Commandos in the Classroom"]]
*[[HR:cheatcommandos4.swf|view the Flash file for "Commandos in the Classroom"]]
*[[Forum:4934|forum thread re: Commandos In The Classroom]]
{{Shorts}}
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Tastes Like Chicken Interview (censored)

2005-10-01T16:03:43Z

Sonicstar Runner: according to my dictionary, "crap" is a vulgar word.

{{censored|uncensoredversion=Tastes Like Chicken Interview}}
[[Image:tlclogo.PNG|thumb|Tastes Like Chicken's logo]]
==Transcript==
'''WAYNE:''' I know Homestar Runner started off with a book you guys put together for a few friends, titled Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man In The World Contest. How did it progress from there to get where it is now?

'''MIKE:''' Well, the original story was from 1996. Matt was in school in Tallahassee, and I was in school in Athens. And for the next three-and-a-half years, nothing happened. It would pop up here and there; we’d write a little story or come up with an idea. Then we did that Mario Paint theme song video that’s on the site.

'''MATT:''' We did that for our older brother for Christmas one year.

'''MIKE:''' We did that in ‘97 or ‘98. But, for the most part, nothing happened. We were busy in school, making movies and art and **** like that. We moved back to Atlanta at about the same time, in late 1999, and we wanted to create a project to work on together. So we chose Homestar Runner. We discovered Flash, and we were blown away by how easily you could make good-looking cartoons.

'''MATT:''' What we ''thought'' were good-looking at the time.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Right. So that started in January of 2000. And you can find the progression from there on the site.

'''WAYNE:''' So, you both did other stuff before. Mike, you used to take photography?

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''WAYNE:''' And, Matt, you went to LSU for film?

'''MATT:''' FSU.

'''WAYNE:''' FSU. Sorry.

'''MIKE:''' I went to LSU for one year.

'''WAYNE:''' Cool. That shows how good I am at researching ****.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' So, do you guys still do photography and film at all, or do you just not have time for it, since Homestar Runner has totally taken over?

'''MATT:''' We don’t do it on the side. We try and incorporate the skills we learned in our schooling onto the site. But I don’t have film projects I’m working on, and Mike’s not working in a darkroom.

'''WAYNE:''' What type of photography did you used to do, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I did color stuff. The program I was in at the University of Georgia was primarily fine art oriented, as opposed to commercial--

'''MATT:''' Olan Mills studio portrait-style.

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' My degree was for to be an artist, not to be a professional photographer. And that’s when I dropped out of grad school. I didn’t have the desire or the skills to be a commercial photographer. I did all natural ambient light settings, used 35mm, and had 30-second exposures. So my style was not applicable to earning very much money, unless a lot of people were going to be buying my art.

'''WAYNE:''' Did you stick mainly to 35mm? I ask because my degree is in photography as well.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, nice. We had to take a medium and large-format class. But the only camera I have is a 35mm. And then in graduate school I started using a lot of disposable cameras and Polaroid.

'''WAYNE:''' Yeah. Getting away from what people think photography is.

'''MIKE:''' Exactly.

'''WAYNE:''' I hear ya. So did all the schooling and training prepare you for the world you’re in now? Because I went to art school, too, and then I started the paper. But I knew nothing about the business aspect of it, which I think is equally as important as the creative aspect.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''WAYNE:''' So do you feel that what you guys got out of school prepared you for where you are now? Or did you have to learn a lot on the way?

'''MIKE:''' We didn’t learn a lot of the business ****. But I definitely feel that what I learned in art school is applicable, whether or not it’s just the actual visuals: composition, colors, and **** like that. Just in making stuff that looks pretty and appealing to the eye.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. But in terms of the preparedness, we’ve just been winging it for the last three years, for the most part. Just taking stuff as it comes. We’re prepared for doing the creative stuff, sure. But in terms of the business, we’re just making it up as we go. We didn’t set out to,.. you know. It’s not like we were like, “We’re going to make a cartoon on the web so that TV people will come to us, and then we’ll pitch a cartoon.” We weren’t trying to make it something that we were going to support ourselves on either. We were just making it as a hobby. But then it was like, “Oh ****. A lot of people are buying t-shirts, so I can quit my job.” We’re definitely learning as we go. And as far as business goes, we’ve got a business dude. So we learned a lot of it peripherally. We like big, broad strokes of it, instead of the boring, meeting-type ****. Don’t give me any hand-outs. ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Our dad and our business guy both are very good at making lots and lots of spreadsheets,.. which they’ll show you.

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}'' So, you guys just started off doing it for fun and just to do it, but was there any one day or time in particular when you just stopped and realized how huge it had become?

'''MIKE:''' It was more of a gradual rise. I think the biggest spike came in September 2002.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That was right when I quit my job, and it was just in time. Kids had just gotten back in school, like college and stuff, and I don’t know if it had been brewing over the summer or what, but we definitely saw a huge spike in terms of traffic to the site and selling shirts. We started getting more emails, and Strong Bad started getting more emails. So that was the biggest in terms of there being a jump. But everything else has been gradual. We just learned last month that Beck links to us on his website. So that was really ******* cool.

'''WAYNE:''' Awesome. Yeah, we interviewed Marilyn Manson last October--

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Awesome.

'''WAYNE:''' --and we were trying to do this whole Manson issue, because I had interviewed Charles Manson, which was the easier of the two interviews to get, if you can ******* believe that.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Of course.

'''WAYNE:''' So, thanks to a friend of mine, Cyril, we ended up doing this interview with Marilyn Manson. And he ended up putting a link to our site on his site. So I was checking the web stats everyday, and we were averaging, at the time, somewhere around 2,000 hits a day. But one day I go to check the stats and we had jumped to 40,000 in one day.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' Yeah. It was crazy. So, you guys have somewhat of a pseudo-celebrity status right now, but you don’t have recognizable faces, because the characters are what’s put out there. Do you like the privacy of that? Do you like being these guys that a lot of people know about, but yet remaining faceless?

'''MIKE:''' I think it’s nice, to a degree. But one of the drawbacks of it is that, up until recently, we hadn’t really met any fans face-to-face. We get emails from people, but it’s nice to meet people. Like, if you’re in a band, you’re playing in front of people, so you get to see the people and talk to them. You get to interact with them in a more real way than just email. But I don’t think if people knew what we looked like we’d have to worry about people recognizing us or anything like that. But it is nice to meet people. I don’t want to continue to be faceless and not let people know what we look like.

'''WAYNE:''' So, kind of in line with that, kind of the way (Mike) Judge is to Beavis and Butt-head, John K. is to Ren and Stimpy, or Trey and Matt are to South Park, the Brothers Chaps are to Homestar Runner. Does it bother you guys that, with anything you do after this, you’ll be referred to as the “Homestar Runner guys”?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' At this point, no. I’m still proud of it. Actually, you know, I’ll be surprised if they call us the “Homestar Runner guys” and not the “Strong Bad guys”.

'''WAYNE:''' Yeah. That’s true.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' I’ll welcome it if they call us the “Homestar Runner guys”. Or they might call us the “Trogdor guys”, which would be more accurate at this point. But that’s what’s cool about doing it ourselves. It’s not like it’s going to sell-out; it’s not going to be like,... A few weeks ago, me and Mike went to Target and we were in the pool toys section. And there was an entire wall of SpongeBob pool toys. They had every kind of thing you could think of, and it didn’t even look like SpongeBob; it just had pants and was yellow. And that’s just disgusting. And if that was out there, and people kept calling me the “SpongeBob guy”, I’d probably be pissed off.

'''WAYNE:''' Exactly.

'''MATT:''' We’re always going to maintain this level of integrity. I think it is something that we’ll always be proud of, so if that’s all they remember me for, that’s cool. And, hopefully, we’ll end up doing other stuff, too. But at this point, I stand by it.

'''WAYNE:''' With that being said, you guys have made a lot of conscious decisions with the site, like no ad banners, and it doesn’t resort to swearing to get a joke across. What are the reasons behind the decisions? I mean, no one wants to say, “I want to sell-out and have my **** all over Target.” No one is going to say that, although a lot of people will do it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' But what are the reasons behind keeping the site ad-free and making it clean enough for kids to view?

'''MIKE:''' The ad thing was something we decided early on. The site is a window within this black screen, so it already separates itself from your browser. And we did this to make it in its own world, and not relate it to anything else. We didn’t want any distractions, whether it was a banner ad or pop-up **** or swirling things all over the place. Once you’re there, you’re there. And you know that everything you see there, you’re supposed to be seeing.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We don’t even link to other sites. People will come to us and say, “Oh, we linked to your site. Will you link to us on yours?” And that’s really cool, and we’re not trying to be dicks about it, but we’re just trying to keep the site as a whole experience. Once you get to Homestar land, you’re in there. And, plus, it really goes back to the state of the web, which is actually worse now, in terms of ads and **** like that. But when we first started doing it, we were looking around at other Flash cartoons back in late ‘99, and there were ads everywhere. And you couldn’t even tell what was the cartoon and what wasn’t. So we decided that if we were going to do it, we were going to do it like that. And then, in terms of the wholesomeness of it all, at the time we started, everything on the web was South Park rip-offs and gross-out shock humor.

'''MIKE:''' “Look at this little cute cartoon character! It says swear words!”

'''MATT:''' Yeah. “He says ‘****’, and looks like a country boy!”

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' So we were just kind of sick of it. It’s like, South Park did it the best without ripping it off. So it was just more of a personal challenge.

'''MIKE:''' It’s really just more of our style, too. It wasn’t a super hard decision to make. We probably would have been doing it like this anyway. We’ve always leaned toward the more subtle type of humor, as opposed to over-the-top.

'''MATT:''' But when we get our sketch comedy show, dude, there’s going to be so many swears!

'''The remainder of the interview is under copyright, but can be viewed at the official site of the interview, listed under the external links.'''

==External Links==
*[http://www.tlchicken.com/view_story.php?ARTid=1374 Read the Original Transcript] (Contains some coarse language)

[[Category: Interviews and Public Appearances]]

User:Sonicstar Runner

2005-09-05T03:00:00Z

Sonicstar Runner:

[[Image:wretchedcen.jpeg]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

2005-09-05T02:57:55Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* Decency Defied */

{{sandbox}}

''{Blank screen}''

'''Voice:''' Well, hi, Someone who "most def" has crap for a whole body, not just the head! What do you have there...? Oh crap. I see it on the "really cool" shovel of yours.

{You now see Strong Bad talking to the poopsmith}

Strong Bad: Er well... {Scratches head} Are you goning to sell that crap to Bubs. I heard you get a "great deal" for it. I mean taking poo from the king of town and selling it to Bubs for a "great deal".Oh yes crap for the WHOLE body......

Wiki Rule #1

When editing, remember to press ''show preview'' '''before''' you press ''save page''!

Wiki Rule #2

"Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps."

TEST

"Ah saved the BEEESSSTTT for LAAASSSSST!"

==Decency Defied==

Torn from your body,removed while you scream

Dissect to collet my blade now reams

Pieces of flesh lie by the side

Worn on my body or put on display

You mark your skin it gives you pleasure

I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

Crudely I cut away

All are my prey

Tell me how it feels when your flesh is peeled

You are vain with your art

I desire it torn appart

With my insane hunting the removal of flesh now starts

You mark your skin, it gives you pleasure

I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

To you a design

Now a trophy made mine

To you a design

Now a trophy made mine

I seek to find

To satisfy my mind

I seek to find

To satisfy my mind

Ignoring your cries

Exposing your insides

Violence defined

Torn from your body, removed while you scream

Dissect to collect, my blade now reams

Pieces of flesh lie side by side

Worn on my body or put on display

You mark your skin, it gives you pleasure

I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

KEEP IT METAL!!!

HRWiki:Sandbox

2005-09-05T02:57:14Z

Sonicstar Runner:

HRWiki:Sandbox

2005-09-05T02:56:04Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{sandbox}}

''{Blank screen}''

'''Voice:''' Well, hi, Someone who "most def" has crap for a whole body, not just the head! What do you have there...? Oh crap. I see it on the "really cool" shovel of yours.

{You now see Strong Bad talking to the poopsmith}

Strong Bad: Er well... {Scratches head} Are you goning to sell that crap to Bubs. I heard you get a "great deal" for it. I mean taking poo from the king of town and selling it to Bubs for a "great deal".Oh yes crap for the WHOLE body......

Wiki Rule #1

When editing, remember to press ''show preview'' '''before''' you press ''save page''!

Wiki Rule #2

"Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps."

TEST

"Ah saved the BEEESSSTTT for LAAASSSSST!"

==Decency Defied==

Torn from your body,removed while you scream
Dissect to collet my blade now reams
Pieces of flesh lie by the side
Worn on my body or put on display

You mark your skin it gives you pleasure
I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

Crudely I cut away
All are my prey
Tell me how it feels when your flesh is peeled
You are vain with your art
I desire it torn appart
With my insane hunting the removal of flesh now starts

You mark your skin, it gives you pleasure
I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

To you a design
Now a trophy made mine
To you a design
Now a trophy made mine

I seek to find
To satisfy my mind
I seek to find
To satisfy my mind

Ignoring your cries
Exposing your insides
Violence defined

Torn from your body, removed while you scream
Dissect to collect, my blade now reams
Pieces of flesh lie side by side
Worn on my body or put on display

You mark your skin, it gives you pleasure
I take your precious art, it becomes my leather
Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

HRWiki:Sandbox

2005-08-10T16:48:59Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{sandbox}}

==Testing the math tags...==

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User:SonicTailsKnuckles

2005-07-05T01:02:38Z

Sonicstar Runner: Cleaning up grammar from very first edit.

These guys messed hrwiki up. Be careful. They are a gang, I think.

Tastes Like Chicken Interview

2005-06-08T23:52:05Z

Sonicstar Runner: This is the UNCENSORED version!

{{uncensored|censoredversion=Tastes Like Chicken Interview (censored)}}

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Wayne (Interviewer), [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]

==Transcript==
'''WAYNE:''' I know Homestar Runner started off with a book you guys put together for a few friends, titled Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man In The World Contest. How did it progress from there to get where it is now?

'''MIKE:''' Well, the original story was from 1996. Matt was in school in Tallahassee, and I was in school in Athens. And for the next three-and-a-half years, nothing happened. It would pop up here and there; we’d write a little story or come up with an idea. Then we did that Mario Paint theme song video that’s on the site.

'''MATT:''' We did that for our older brother for Christmas one year.

'''MIKE:''' We did that in ‘97 or ‘98. But, for the most part, nothing happened. We were busy in school, making movies and art and crap like that. We moved back to Atlanta at about the same time, in late 1999, and we wanted to create a project to work on together. So we chose Homestar Runner. We discovered Flash, and we were blown away by how easily you could make good-looking cartoons.

'''MATT:''' What we ''thought'' were good-looking at the time.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Right. So that started in January of 2000. And you can find the progression from there on the site.

'''WAYNE:''' So, you both did other stuff before. Mike, you used to take photography?

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''WAYNE:''' And, Matt, you went to LSU for film?

'''MATT:''' FSU.

'''WAYNE:''' FSU. Sorry.

'''MIKE:''' I went to LSU for one year.

'''WAYNE:''' Cool. That shows how good I am at researching shit.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' So, do you guys still do photography and film at all, or do you just not have time for it, since Homestar Runner has totally taken over?

'''MATT:''' We don’t do it on the side. We try and incorporate the skills we learned in our schooling onto the site. But I don’t have film projects I’m working on, and Mike’s not working in a darkroom.

'''WAYNE:''' What type of photography did you used to do, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I did color stuff. The program I was in at the University of Georgia was primarily fine art oriented, as opposed to commercial--

'''MATT:''' Olan Mills studio portrait-style.

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' My degree was for to be an artist, not to be a professional photographer. And that’s when I dropped out of grad school. I didn’t have the desire or the skills to be a commercial photographer. I did all natural ambient light settings, used 35mm, and had 30-second exposures. So my style was not applicable to earning very much money, unless a lot of people were going to be buying my art.

'''WAYNE:''' Did you stick mainly to 35mm? I ask because my degree is in photography as well.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, nice. We had to take a medium and large-format class. But the only camera I have is a 35mm. And then in graduate school I started using a lot of disposable cameras and Polaroid.

'''WAYNE:''' Yeah. Getting away from what people think photography is.

'''MIKE:''' Exactly.

'''WAYNE:''' I hear ya. So did all the schooling and training prepare you for the world you’re in now? Because I went to art school, too, and then I started the paper. But I knew nothing about the business aspect of it, which I think is equally as important as the creative aspect.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''WAYNE:''' So do you feel that what you guys got out of school prepared you for where you are now? Or did you have to learn a lot on the way?

'''MIKE:''' We didn’t learn a lot of the business crap. But I definitely feel that what I learned in art school is applicable, whether or not it’s just the actual visuals: composition, colors, and crap like that. Just in making stuff that looks pretty and appealing to the eye.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. But in terms of the preparedness, we’ve just been winging it for the last three years, for the most part. Just taking stuff as it comes. We’re prepared for doing the creative stuff, sure. But in terms of the business, we’re just making it up as we go. We didn’t set out to,.. you know. It’s not like we were like, “We’re going to make a cartoon on the web so that TV people will come to us, and then we’ll pitch a cartoon.” We weren’t trying to make it something that we were going to support ourselves on either. We were just making it as a hobby. But then it was like, “Oh crap. A lot of people are buying t-shirts, so I can quit my job.” We’re definitely learning as we go. And as far as business goes, we’ve got a business dude. So we learned a lot of it peripherally. We like big, broad strokes of it, instead of the boring, meeting-type crap. Don’t give me any hand-outs. ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Our dad and our business guy both are very good at making lots and lots of spreadsheets,.. which they’ll show you.

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}'' So, you guys just started off doing it for fun and just to do it, but was there any one day or time in particular when you just stopped and realized how huge it had become?

'''MIKE:''' It was more of a gradual rise. I think the biggest spike came in September 2002.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That was right when I quit my job, and it was just in time. Kids had just gotten back in school, like college and stuff, and I don’t know if it had been brewing over the summer or what, but we definitely saw a huge spike in terms of traffic to the site and selling shirts. We started getting more emails, and Strong Bad started getting more emails. So that was the biggest in terms of there being a jump. But everything else has been gradual. We just learned last month that Beck links to us on his website. So that was really fucking cool.

'''WAYNE:''' Awesome. Yeah, we interviewed Marilyn Manson last October--

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Awesome.

'''WAYNE:''' --and we were trying to do this whole Manson issue, because I had interviewed Charles Manson, which was the easier of the two interviews to get, if you can fucking believe that.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Of course.

'''WAYNE:''' So, thanks to a friend of mine, Cyril, we ended up doing this interview with Marilyn Manson. And he ended up putting a link to our site on his site. So I was checking the web stats everyday, and we were averaging, at the time, somewhere around 2,000 hits a day. But one day I go to check the stats and we had jumped to 40,000 in one day.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' Yeah. It was crazy. So, you guys have somewhat of a pseudo-celebrity status right now, but you don’t have recognizable faces, because the characters are what’s put out there. Do you like the privacy of that? Do you like being these guys that a lot of people know about, but yet remaining faceless?

'''MIKE:''' I think it’s nice, to a degree. But one of the drawbacks of it is that, up until recently, we hadn’t really met any fans face-to-face. We get emails from people, but it’s nice to meet people. Like, if you’re in a band, you’re playing in front of people, so you get to see the people and talk to them. You get to interact with them in a more real way than just email. But I don’t think if people knew what we looked like we’d have to worry about people recognizing us or anything like that. But it is nice to meet people. I don’t want to continue to be faceless and not let people know what we look like.

'''WAYNE:''' So, kind of in line with that, kind of the way (Mike) Judge is to Beavis and Butt-head, John K. is to Ren and Stimpy, or Trey and Matt are to South Park, the Brothers Chaps are to Homestar Runner. Does it bother you guys that, with anything you do after this, you’ll be referred to as the “Homestar Runner guys”?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' At this point, no. I’m still proud of it. Actually, you know, I’ll be surprised if they call us the “Homestar Runner guys” and not the “Strong Bad guys”.

'''WAYNE:''' Yeah. That’s true.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' I’ll welcome it if they call us the “Homestar Runner guys”. Or they might call us the “Trogdor guys”, which would be more accurate at this point. But that’s what’s cool about doing it ourselves. It’s not like it’s going to sell-out; it’s not going to be like,... A few weeks ago, me and Mike went to Target and we were in the pool toys section. And there was an entire wall of SpongeBob pool toys. They had every kind of thing you could think of, and it didn’t even look like SpongeBob; it just had pants and was yellow. And that’s just disgusting. And if that was out there, and people kept calling me the “SpongeBob guy”, I’d probably be pissed off.

'''WAYNE:''' Exactly.

'''MATT:''' We’re always going to maintain this level of integrity. I think it is something that we’ll always be proud of, so if that’s all they remember me for, that’s cool. And, hopefully, we’ll end up doing other stuff, too. But at this point, I stand by it.

'''WAYNE:''' With that being said, you guys have made a lot of conscious decisions with the site, like no ad banners, and it doesn’t resort to swearing to get a joke across. What are the reasons behind the decisions? I mean, no one wants to say, “I want to sell-out and have my shit all over Target.” No one is going to say that, although a lot of people will do it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''WAYNE:''' But what are the reasons behind keeping the site ad-free and making it clean enough for kids to view?

'''MIKE:''' The ad thing was something we decided early on. The site is a window within this black screen, so it already separates itself from your browser. And we did this to make it in its own world, and not relate it to anything else. We didn’t want any distractions, whether it was a banner ad or pop-up crap or swirling things all over the place. Once you’re there, you’re there. And you know that everything you see there, you’re supposed to be seeing.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We don’t even link to other sites. People will come to us and say, “Oh, we linked to your site. Will you link to us on yours?” And that’s really cool, and we’re not trying to be dicks about it, but we’re just trying to keep the site as a whole experience. Once you get to Homestar land, you’re in there. And, plus, it really goes back to the state of the web, which is actually worse now, in terms of ads and crap like that. But when we first started doing it, we were looking around at other Flash cartoons back in late ‘99, and there were ads everywhere. And you couldn’t even tell what was the cartoon and what wasn’t. So we decided that if we were going to do it, we were going to do it like that. And then, in terms of the wholesomeness of it all, at the time we started, everything on the web was South Park rip-offs and gross-out shock humor.

'''MIKE:''' “Look at this little cute cartoon character! It says swear words!”

'''MATT:''' Yeah. “He says ‘shit’, and looks like a country boy!”

'''WAYNE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' So we were just kind of sick of it. It’s like, South Park did it the best without ripping it off. So it was just more of a personal challenge.

'''MIKE:''' It’s really just more of our style, too. It wasn’t a super hard decision to make. We probably would have been doing it like this anyway. We’ve always leaned toward the more subtle type of humor, as opposed to over-the-top.

'''MATT:''' But when we get our sketch comedy show, dude, there’s going to be so many swears!

'''The remainder of the interview is under copyright, but can be viewed at the official site of the interview, listed under the external links.'''

==External Links==
*[http://www.tlchicken.com/view_story.php?ARTid=1374 Read the Original Transcript] (Contains some coarse language)

[[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]]

Animation Sightings

2005-05-15T22:42:23Z

Sonicstar Runner: /* ''Weebl and Bob'' */ fixed double-negative

===Artificial High 3===
In one scene the message "Computer Over. Virus = very yes" shows up
In another scene, Strong Bad is checking an unknown email.

===Homestar in chris.exe===
Homestar makes a cameo in episode "Chris, zanda and the treasure of captain no beard" of the popular flash series [http://www.chrisexe.tk chris.exe]

===''Albino Black Sheep'' Cartoons===
On [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/ AlbinoBlackSheep.com], there are many sightings embedded in many of its user-created flash cartoons. For example, on an Animutation, there is a screenshot from "StrongBadZone" and you can hear "STINY! GET ME A DANISH!" Also, the filename is a giveaway that the creator is a fan of Homestar Runner. [http://abs.gprime.net/Your_Head_Asplode.swf] Other animations on the website that have references in them include [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/elvis.php Elvis Lives] and
[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/elvisnotincluded.php Elvis Not Included].

===''ClaveMan''===
ClaveMan (Episode 1) - A [http://www.dinowax.com/ Dino Wax] Production.
Claveman poses as Homestar as one of his disguises to obtain free Popeye's biscuits.

=== ''Metroid Confusion: Parts 1 and 2'' ===
At [http://www.flashplayer.com Flashplayer.com], there is a movie entitled [http://http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/metroidconfusion.html "Metroid Confusion"], and at the beginning there are three computers and one has the H*R page displayed on its monitor. The end also borrows "Because It's Midnite" and credits a band named "Limozeen." Also when you them talking about how Samus is defenceless without her suit zoom in on the second shelf a book is the Homestar Runner enters the Strongest Man in the World contest. Also, also on that shelf is a book that's titled "Gelatinous Eyebrows." The word [[Glossary#G|gelatinous]] is possibly a reference to [[kids' book]], in which you could possibly construe those tilde (~) looking things as eyebrows.

Also, in [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/210716 Metroid Confusion Part 2], if you right-click, one option is "Send Trogdor to my House", and at the end of the movie, if you click on the fine-print giving homestarrunner.com some credit, you will see a funny Homestar-Metroid crossover. They also mention "E3 20X6". In addition to all of that, if you watch the commentary, it mentions that he got the inspiration for the "Claymation Simulator" from Strong Mad's Doug the Dino, in strong bad email [[the facts]]. Also in Fox Mcloud's arwing, there is a book called "TROGDOR The musical". The back (or front?) of the book reads, "[T]he Burninator himself [s]tars in his first-ever musical [t]hat won three Academy [a]wards and a couple of [fr]ee coffees at Starbucks. [E]xperience the magic, the [ma]gesty, the consumate V's!" (The word fragments in the square brackets are letters that I guessed because they weren't showing. Also, '[http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=majesty majesty]' is incorrectly spelled 'magesty' on the book.)

=== ''La La La'' ===
In this random animation, also at [http://www.flashplayer.com Flashplayer.com], Homestar is sighted very often, and Strong Bad actually sings the song! It is under the music section.

=== ''Kerri's Big Invention'' ===
Also at [http://www.flashplayer.com Flashplayer.com], there is movie entitled [http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/kerrisbiginvention.html "Kerri's Big Invention"] and about halfway through the movie Kerri is drawing on a blackboard. When the whole blackboard is visible, in the lower left corner is a poorly drawn Homestar and Strong Bad. In the upper right you can see the carrot shaped thing from the scrapbook on the Coach Z page. It's labelled Carrot Top on the black board. (This flash cartoon was created by [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/ Legendary Frog]).

=== ''Bush Bash'' ===
On this very weird [http://tlchicken.com/bush/bushbash.swf flash] animation at tlchicken.com, you can see a picture of President Bush and a flaming Earth that says "Burninating the Peasants since 2000".

=== ''VG Cats'' ===
At the end of the [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/100.php 100th strip](a flash special so I can't post it here), click on the middle '0' in '100', to see an easter egg with one of the characters answering an e-mail SB-style, and a cameo by the man himself!

[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=129 VG Cats comic #135] has a The Cheat doll in Ye Olde Comic Bookerys' display case(Frame 6)

Thier "First Time Here" also has blatant references and a link to Homestar Runner.

=== ''8-bit Theater 3'' ===
On [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/106049 this flash animation] based on the 8-bit Theatre comics, at the ending outtakes, Strong Bad and The Cheat appear. The Cheat appears on the table instead of a Chocobo when Cloud does a summoning in the outtakes, and Strong Bad appears in one of the Mega Man boxes and says "HOLY CRAP!"

=== High Score ===
At [http://www.highscoreonline.adiversions.com/homstray.html High Score Online] they made a Homestar cartoon entitled "Not Without My Application, AKA Jorbs a Plenti." Be sure to click on the bucket at the end after the credits.

In Episode 3, there is a set of really fast moving credits with a Strong Bad reference:
[http://img117.exs.cx/img117/2954/strongbadsighting.png Seen here]

High Score [http://www.highscoreonline.adiversions.com/episode4.html Episode 4] has a Parents Day spectacular, with "special guest star" [[What's Her Face]]. Later in a newspaper montage one of the subtitles says "Strong Sad Still A Loser."

=== ''Bonus Stage'' ===
*In some of the episode in the Second Season, the intro part with Phil has Phil and Strong Sad in front of the Compy 386 while it is exploding.
*In [http://www.bonusstages.com/bonusstage8.html episode 8], there is a passing reference to Strong Bad making video games. This episode came out not long after the email [[video games]], so that's probably what it refers to.
*In [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/155306 episode 9], Joel dies and goes to hell. Phil and Elly then die so they can rescue him, and while there, they meet Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z. Apparently, Strong Bad got sick of the 'boxing glove emails' and jumped into a lake of fire, and Homestar and Coach Z followed. After they rescue Joel, Phil starts typing on a Compy 386 about how Bubs won the race, and Strong Sad shows up.
*In [http://www.bonusstages.com/bonusstage11.html episode 11], Joel says he wants to move to Atlanta where "those guys that make that cartoon" live. He is probably referring to the Brothers Chaps.
*In [http://www.bonusstages.com/bonusstage19.html episode 19], there is a rather long easter egg in which Joel and Phil try to prank call some people. One of their targets is Strong Bad... or is it?
*In [http://www.bonusstages.com/bonusstage30.html episode 30], there is a commercial for a candy called "Kandy Commandoz". A small disclaimer flashes across the screen proclaiming "Not a ripoff of Homestar Runner".
*In [http://www.bonusstages.com/bonusstage60.html episode 60], there is a laptop called Lappy.

=== ''One Ring To Rule Them All 2'' ===

When they're singing about Bilbo the middle elf chick has a pin that says "Wear a Bikini."
[http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/ring2.html Watch it here!]

=== ''Decline of Video Gaming 2'' ===
On [http://www.flashplayer.com Flashplayer.com], there are slight references to Homestar Runner. While watching it, put on creator's notes.

===''Lost in Tijuana''===
At [http://www.jaydonaldson.com Jaydonaldson.com] and on [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/118798 Newgrounds.com] if you're not willing to pay the membership costs, you see SB's face on a wanted poster about halfway through the animation.

===''Waterman''===
At [http://watermanstudios.com Waterman Studios], the SB ice pop is advertised for sale on the side of the ice-cream truck that shows up in several of the episodes.

In the 6th episode [http://www.watermanstudios.com/waterman6.html], the voice-over says "syringe'd!", like the TGS voice-over.

=== ''Ebolaworld'' ===

'''Haloween Special'''
At [http://www.ebolaworld.com Ebolaworld.com], there is a Weekly Update titled Halloween Special. Taco-Man hosts a costume party for Halloween and Homestar makes an appearance at the very end.
[http://www.ebolaworld.com/movies/weeklyupdate/19.swf watch it]

'''Other Cartoons'''
in "Weekly Update: March 15, 2004 they have a Awards program and during the 2nd part of the film, a crowd of many cartoon characters and among them is Homestar Runner. [http://www.ebolaworld.com/movies/weeklyupdate/29_01.html See It here]

=== ''Dr. Wily Shorts Collection'' ===
At [http://www.planet-megaman.com planet-megaman.com], there is a flash animation called "Dr. Wily Shorts Collection." If you click on Dr. Wily's shorts, a short animation of Strong Bad and Homestar pops up. [http://www.planet-megaman.com/ent/wilyshorts.php click here to see it]

=== ''The Matrix Has You'' ===
At [http://www.legendaryfrog.com this site], there is a cartoon called The Matrix Has You. At the end of The Final Fight, Sati says "It's Over" in a voice that sounds kind of like Cheerleader's. Also at the end of the episode ''Zion rave'' the creator of the cartoon says "What the crap" and The End comes up. Followed by w00t!

=== ''Checkerboard Nightmare'' ===
At [http://www.checkerboardnightmare.com/d/20041230.html Checkerboard Nightmare], Chex does a parody of different internet cartoons, including a "web animation" done in the style of a Strong Bad E-mail.

=== ''Neopets'' ===
On [http://www.neopets.com Neopets.com], a super rare avatar used only by the staff, features a bomb with the words "A splode." It can be viewed [http://images.neopets.com/neoboards/avatars/tntasplode.gif here].

A new avatar features a lupe with the words "Your lupe a splode." It can be viewed [http://images.neopets.com/neoboards/avatars/yourlupeasplode.gif here].

=== ''Robotbox and Cactus'' ===
On Robotbox and Cactus [http://www.corporate-product.com/d/20050105.html episode 13 "Internet",] Cactus receives a computer that crashed down from space, and he's boasting to Robotbox that he's on the internet now. Robotbox goes into his own segment much similar to a Strong Bad E-mail. Other parodies include random appearances by 'Pole' (Bonus Stage's Joel) 'Gil' (Bonus Stage's Phil) and 'Coach F' who says "BLOOOORGHHH!" and his head explodes.

=== ''The Great Eggscape 2'' ===
On this animation at [http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/thegreateggscape2.html] has a "No Loafing" sign in one of the rooms.

=== ''Pom Pom Dances'' ===
In this [http://members.fortunecity.com/xeriandros/Pomdance.html little ditty,] Pom Pom dances to [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]]. Four Different backgrounds!

=== ''Weebl and Bob'' ===
In the Weebl and Bob episode, [http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ouch.htm Ouch], (explaining how Weebl (the lead animator for Weebl and Bob) broke his arm and thus can't animate the episode as planed) Weebl (the animator) snowboards down a mountain, performing a 'Triple word score' before he's hit by a Whale and complains, "Ow! My Spleen or my Arm....arm" in the vein of Teen Girl squad. Weebl is also drawn like a Teen Girl Squad character.
Also, In the toon on the mainsite, [http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/kenya.htm Kenya] the bus the tourists are riding reads "Holy Crap".
What's more, occasional episodes are "animated" by the ficticious Bob and are of comparitively crude quality - like the [[Powered By The Cheat]] cartoons.

=== ''Geoweasel'' ===
In [http://mindmush.net/geow1.html episode 1] of [http://mindmush.net/geoweasel.html Geoweasel], when Nar says that he is the computer guy around here, you can see the computer says run sb_email.exe.

=== ''Review: Alien Versus Predator'' ===
In this flash film by the flash artist Legendary Frog, Ark and Kerri are at one point playing with Alien and Predator action figures. In the background, the Cheat Commandos action figure storage vehicle can be seen with Gunhaver and SilentRip inside. Firebert and Reynold also appear in front of the "Der Wunder Box."

=== ''Ducktales: The Auditions'' ===
In [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/119501 this] follow-up to the internet "Ducktales" series, Homestar Runner shows up as the fifth audition for the part of Scrooge McDuck.

=== ''Retarded Animal Babies''===

In [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=181798 episode 10] when they are walking past the websites, jokingly calling each one gay, www.homestarrunner.com is the first one.

[[Category: Sightings]]

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2005-05-11T23:17:49Z

Sonicstar Runner:

{{sandbox}}
Gar-bage sale!
http://www.bsaliens.com/gangsta_rap_se.swf

Raaaaa! I'm not gonna lie to ya, that's a fattening piece o' industry!

What is '''robots.txt'''?
:[http://www.hrwiki.org/robots.txt this is]

I FOUND A CHICKEN!

"My name is not Email Sam, ooh ah, 
So please don't call me Email Sam, ooh ah." 
[[Strong Bad]]'s email intro, [[the process]]

— http://joeyday.com/images/wikisig.gif '''[[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]]''' ([[User talk:JoeyDay|talk]]·[[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|edits]]) 17:33, 11 May 2005 (UTC)

— {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 17:34, 11 May 2005 (UTC)

'''Rotbot.txt will take over the world!!!'''

[[Fhqwhgads]]! [[Fhqwhgads]]! [[Fhqwhgads]]!
'''DOT DOT DOT!''' ''Seriously!'' [[Stinkoman]] is...
== 1337! ==

[[Media:somestuff.mp3]] <math>E=Mc^2</math> <nowiki>http://itsupport.cjb.net</nowiki> Don't go there.
--[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]] 23:17, 11 May 2005 (UTC)

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[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]]
[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]] 23:17, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
23:17, 11 May 2005 (UTC)